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<v Speaker 1>We're ready to rock and roll.

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<v Speaker 2>We are because today we've got the first can Padula

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<v Speaker 2>make his guests laugh challenge?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Can? I Usually I don't make people.

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<v Speaker 3>Laugh, so today is a great opportunity to see if

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<v Speaker 3>I can make hutter laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a two joke c limit? Yeah, we'll go three, well,

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<v Speaker 1>three jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm going to fill my mouth with this

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<v Speaker 2>ice water and hopefully retain it throughout the process.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so here we go with the joke. First one,

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<v Speaker 3>three ducks go into a bar and they sit down

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<v Speaker 3>at the bar. The bartender goes over and he says, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm the bartender.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get for you guys? And a guy goes, well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>my name's Juie.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know I like to have a beer. And

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<v Speaker 3>a poet tender goes, well, how's your day one? Because

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<v Speaker 3>it's fantastic. My day is fantastic. I've been in and

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<v Speaker 3>out of puddles, so that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>So the next guy goes to the next doc. The

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<v Speaker 1>next guy, he goes, hey, how you doing. What's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Dooey. He's oh, okay, yeah Dooey, all right, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you he do He goes, all right, duey, what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of day are you having? He goes, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I got?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just crazy day, fun day.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been an out of puddles. I'm totally enjoying myself.

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<v Speaker 4>So he goes to the third doc and he says,

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<v Speaker 4>let me guess your name is Dewey Louis. I said that, no,

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<v Speaker 4>he said no, let me guess your name is Louis.

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<v Speaker 1>She says no, I'm puddles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I'm messed up to joke, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need good? I retained it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, the ice water is joke Number two.

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<v Speaker 3>Little Johnny asked his dad what's between mom's legs?

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<v Speaker 1>Dad says paradise.

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<v Speaker 3>He was wow.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, Dad, it's that's cool man. He goes, what's

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<v Speaker 1>between your legs? He goes the key as wow. He goes,

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<v Speaker 1>can I give you a piece of advice?

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<v Speaker 4>Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Even you better change the lock because that next door

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor has a spare key. No, man, you did good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what, I just ordered a chicken and

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<v Speaker 3>an egg off Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know. Wow, okay, this is my last one.

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<v Speaker 1>Barn you barn you Hunter. Did you hear about the

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<v Speaker 1>fire at Amazon warehouse? The fire chief says to me,

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<v Speaker 1>you started by kindle, No, you did it?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I conquered ladies and gentlemen. That's pretty good. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>you're one that I fought for it. Man, the water

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<v Speaker 1>is cold too. It's that's right. That's Olivia because you.

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<v Speaker 3>And then next week he did quite well here he's

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<v Speaker 3>had fractured great studios and uh, I just want you

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<v Speaker 3>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Informed that Hunter won today. I did jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>And the reason why.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm mentioning Olivia is not next week, but the following

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<v Speaker 3>week when our producer Hunter returns from vacation. Olivia's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be our next concast. Wait, ladies and gentlemen, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to say thank you very much for joining our show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see what happens Hunter. Congratulations, producer Hunter, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and ladies and genter we'll see you soon. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much for watching