Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 3: But your freaking idiots all right. This hour brought you
Speaker 3: by the Mount Door Christmas Walk, which is happening tomorrow
Speaker 3: evening in downtown mounta Door. A free event.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good time for the whole family
Speaker 1: six to nine tomorrow Mount Door at the Sunset Park
Speaker 1: right there. You're gonna obviously have music, a bunch of shopping,
Speaker 1: fun for the kids.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 3: Tons of great food in downtown Mount Tour as well.
Speaker 3: So if you're looking for something to do to start
Speaker 3: your weekend, the Mount Door Christmas Walk Friday in downtown
Speaker 3: mountaur Get in that spirit right that you got that right,
Speaker 3: Taco Bob is We're just twenty days away from Christmas. Oh,
Speaker 3: I was waiting for you to give me a bruddy.
Speaker 3: You got it, buddy. Well this didn't take long. It
Speaker 3: was inevitable. In this litigation, Happy Societ, we live in
Speaker 3: South Carolina. Woman is suing Mattel over the mistakenly printed
Speaker 3: URL link for the Wicked Dolls that ended up, taking
Speaker 3: you know, users to the Wicked porn site. The woman
Speaker 3: has filed for class action lawsuit status believes that five
Speaker 3: million dollars should be adequate to heal the emotional scarring
Speaker 3: inflicted upon unsuspecting consumers that might have clicked the link
Speaker 3: that they followed from the packaging of the Wicked dolls
Speaker 3: and found themselves on the Wicked porns.
Speaker 1: So that's how she's putting it. She's not saying that
Speaker 1: her kid opened.
Speaker 3: Her kid did open.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that was you didn't say that, so I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: she's saying for people that may have opened it up.
Speaker 3: She's she's one of them and had to deal with
Speaker 3: this with her daughter. God and the pictures of naked people.
Speaker 2: Mom, Is that what I saw you and dad doing
Speaker 2: the other night? He's bigger, Dad's over there going shut up?
Speaker 3: Did you ever walk in on your parents doing it? No?
Speaker 1: Stop, don't even say. I'm just I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I didn't, and I don't even want to think about that.
Speaker 1: They're still right down the street from me and for
Speaker 1: my parents. Yo, you yes, but hold on a second,
Speaker 1: let me qualify it. Yes I did, but I was
Speaker 1: too young to really realize what was going on at
Speaker 1: the time, and they were, I know, somewhat camouflaged underneath
Speaker 1: the covers. Still, that's just not to me. I know
Speaker 1: your mother, Yeah, you know my parents. There's certain lines
Speaker 1: that you know, people have needs talk go again, Could
Speaker 1: you where do you think you came from? Could you
Speaker 1: stop the milkman? Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: Good luck with your class action lawsuit. Lady, Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Five million makes it all better.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine because you're so deserving of that, ma'am.
Speaker 3: Update on a story we talked about a few months ago.
Speaker 1: A uh, would you like to be a judge that
Speaker 1: that pops in front of and just say, and we've
Speaker 1: talked about this before, just look at her and go, hey, lady,
Speaker 1: get out of my courtroom.
Speaker 3: If if you could just flush all the frivolous crap
Speaker 3: out of the legal system, the world or a fish
Speaker 3: in it would be the world will be good again.
Speaker 1: The big kid who unfortunately lost his life on the
Speaker 1: whatever that thing was on Eydrive, remember the ride. He's
Speaker 1: all over the news because now what the civil case
Speaker 1: is happening?
Speaker 3: Dude, Why was.
Speaker 2: The huge kid going on this ride in.
Speaker 3: The first place? But well, that's why they're suing because
Speaker 3: there was restrictions in place that were ignored, in safety
Speaker 3: procedures that were overridden.
Speaker 1: Okay, we just take it out of the news man.
Speaker 1: It just dominates our news. Let's crap about suing.
Speaker 3: Update on this story we talked about a few months
Speaker 3: ago out of Sioux City, Iowa, the slaughterhouse that processes
Speaker 3: pork that was busted for hiring kids to work there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they've been fined this, this may put them
Speaker 3: out of business. The Department of Labor has hit them
Speaker 3: with a one hundred and seventy two thousand dollars fine
Speaker 3: Taco no way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the lady whose kid happened to see some
Speaker 1: wicked porns getting five mil.
Speaker 3: Yes. The reason I bring this up there's some details
Speaker 3: in here. You know, the saying love sausage. You just
Speaker 3: don't want to know how it's made. I don't. The
Speaker 3: Department of Labor said that between twenty nineteen in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three, eleven underage workers were hired to clean quote,
Speaker 3: head splitters, jaw pollers, bandsaws, neck clippers, and other equipment
Speaker 3: on the killing floor of Seaboard Triumph Foods pork plant.
Speaker 3: And Sioux City, Iowa.
Speaker 2: Could you read out those instruments?
Speaker 3: Mort Hey, Johnny, need you to go clean the head splitter? God,
Speaker 3: the jaw polers, the band saw in the neck clippers.
Speaker 2: Oh God, it makes me hurt.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that I didn't listen to my numbskull
Speaker 1: bodies and work at that slaughterhouse in Ovido when I
Speaker 1: was in like high school.
Speaker 3: You'd have knowledge of how to operate the head splitter
Speaker 3: on your resume, should that ever pop up as something
Speaker 3: you need to do down the line. What if I
Speaker 3: want to work for the mob? Hey, I got heads? Yo?
Speaker 1: Why is this Florida boy talking with a fake Italian accent?
Speaker 1: Hey he knows about the heads?
Speaker 3: Blood? Uh and the neck CLiPPA one hundred and seventy
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars. Fine, that'll teach them.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened, speaking of underage labor, whatever happened to the
Speaker 1: uh the Remember all the kids that were working for
Speaker 1: their mom at the fast food as.
Speaker 3: A burger king situation? Yeah, the mom.
Speaker 2: Brought her kids to work and had them work.
Speaker 3: I think it wasn't she wasn't paying them, I don't
Speaker 3: think exactly, but still they were working like free labor. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for summer, for summer, to keep them busy and off
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 1: Man, you know what they're not out, you know, committing crimes.
Speaker 1: It would get them bwo.
Speaker 3: This gives a whole new uh meaning to the term
Speaker 3: casual dining. Forty two year old man walks into a
Speaker 3: restaurant in Connecticut, sits down at the lunch counter, asks
Speaker 3: for a menu. Uh huh, briefly peruses the menu, gets
Speaker 3: up to use the restroom, and then emerges completely nude
Speaker 3: from the restroom.
Speaker 1: Here, I I think I'll have the pastrami and let.
Speaker 3: His as stunned diners, some consisting of families looked on
Speaker 3: in amazement.
Speaker 1: Everybody likes going to a diner. Picture yourself with your
Speaker 1: family at a diner.
Speaker 3: Right. Pull up the Facebook page if you want to
Speaker 3: see this clown Jr. Face What drugs did they mention?
Speaker 3: They they're not quite sure exactly what was going on here.
Speaker 3: There's Papa Tea's restaurant. Andrew Kinghorn, forty two years old,
Speaker 3: not a stitch of clothing on, and when he emerged
Speaker 3: from the restroom.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, he was still naked.
Speaker 3: When the cops showed up, gladly complied when they asked
Speaker 3: him to put his clothes back on. And it is
Speaker 3: not clear if he was on drugs or what the
Speaker 3: hell was going on.
Speaker 1: I can look at his eyes right down tell you
Speaker 1: he is on drugs.
Speaker 2: Hit a perfectly good hoodie.
Speaker 1: Where Hey, do you have a story about the Port
Speaker 1: Saint John teacher found naked at school?
Speaker 2: Drugs?
Speaker 1: Kids, drugs, okay, wicked porn, no bueno. Drugs make you
Speaker 1: do dumb naked things. Stay away. It's your brain on drugs.
Speaker 3: Push to the edge, the limit, just trying to cope. Man.
Speaker 1: I can see if he was struggling with like one
Speaker 1: of those you know, a cheesecake factory menus, can't handle
Speaker 1: it anymore.
Speaker 3: But getting naked, that's uh. And I think we all
Speaker 3: knew learned a new piece of machinery. The head splitter
Speaker 3: this morning had splitter Yeah, it's right.
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