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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots all right. This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 3>by the Mount Door Christmas Walk, which is happening tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>evening in downtown mounta Door. A free event.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a good time for the whole family

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<v Speaker 1>six to nine tomorrow Mount Door at the Sunset Park

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<v Speaker 1>right there. You're gonna obviously have music, a bunch of shopping,

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<v Speaker 1>fun for the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Tons of great food in downtown Mount Tour as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're looking for something to do to start

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<v Speaker 3>your weekend, the Mount Door Christmas Walk Friday in downtown

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<v Speaker 3>mountaur Get in that spirit right that you got that right,

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Bob is We're just twenty days away from Christmas. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I was waiting for you to give me a bruddy.

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<v Speaker 3>You got it, buddy. Well this didn't take long. It

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<v Speaker 3>was inevitable. In this litigation, Happy Societ, we live in

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<v Speaker 3>South Carolina. Woman is suing Mattel over the mistakenly printed

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<v Speaker 3>URL link for the Wicked Dolls that ended up, taking

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<v Speaker 3>you know, users to the Wicked porn site. The woman

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<v Speaker 3>has filed for class action lawsuit status believes that five

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<v Speaker 3>million dollars should be adequate to heal the emotional scarring

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<v Speaker 3>inflicted upon unsuspecting consumers that might have clicked the link

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<v Speaker 3>that they followed from the packaging of the Wicked dolls

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<v Speaker 3>and found themselves on the Wicked porns.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's how she's putting it. She's not saying that

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<v Speaker 1>her kid opened.

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<v Speaker 3>Her kid did open.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that was you didn't say that, so I'm like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>she's saying for people that may have opened it up.

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<v Speaker 3>She's she's one of them and had to deal with

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<v Speaker 3>this with her daughter. God and the pictures of naked people.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom, Is that what I saw you and dad doing

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<v Speaker 2>the other night? He's bigger, Dad's over there going shut up?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever walk in on your parents doing it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, don't even say. I'm just I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, and I don't even want to think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're still right down the street from me and for

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<v Speaker 1>my parents. Yo, you yes, but hold on a second,

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<v Speaker 1>let me qualify it. Yes I did, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>too young to really realize what was going on at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and they were, I know, somewhat camouflaged underneath

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<v Speaker 1>the covers. Still, that's just not to me. I know

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<v Speaker 1>your mother, Yeah, you know my parents. There's certain lines

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, people have needs talk go again, Could

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<v Speaker 1>you where do you think you came from? Could you

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<v Speaker 1>stop the milkman? Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck with your class action lawsuit. Lady, Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Five million makes it all better.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be fine because you're so deserving of that, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>Update on a story we talked about a few months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>A uh, would you like to be a judge that

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<v Speaker 1>that pops in front of and just say, and we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about this before, just look at her and go, hey, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>get out of my courtroom.

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<v Speaker 3>If if you could just flush all the frivolous crap

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<v Speaker 3>out of the legal system, the world or a fish

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<v Speaker 3>in it would be the world will be good again.

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<v Speaker 1>The big kid who unfortunately lost his life on the

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<v Speaker 1>whatever that thing was on Eydrive, remember the ride. He's

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<v Speaker 1>all over the news because now what the civil case

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<v Speaker 1>is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Why was.

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<v Speaker 2>The huge kid going on this ride in.

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<v Speaker 3>The first place? But well, that's why they're suing because

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<v Speaker 3>there was restrictions in place that were ignored, in safety

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<v Speaker 3>procedures that were overridden.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we just take it out of the news man.

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<v Speaker 1>It just dominates our news. Let's crap about suing.

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<v Speaker 3>Update on this story we talked about a few months

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<v Speaker 3>ago out of Sioux City, Iowa, the slaughterhouse that processes

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<v Speaker 3>pork that was busted for hiring kids to work there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they've been fined this, this may put them

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<v Speaker 3>out of business. The Department of Labor has hit them

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<v Speaker 3>with a one hundred and seventy two thousand dollars fine

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<v Speaker 3>Taco no way. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the lady whose kid happened to see some

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<v Speaker 1>wicked porns getting five mil.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. The reason I bring this up there's some details

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<v Speaker 3>in here. You know, the saying love sausage. You just

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to know how it's made. I don't. The

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<v Speaker 3>Department of Labor said that between twenty nineteen in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty three, eleven underage workers were hired to clean quote,

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<v Speaker 3>head splitters, jaw pollers, bandsaws, neck clippers, and other equipment

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<v Speaker 3>on the killing floor of Seaboard Triumph Foods pork plant.

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<v Speaker 3>And Sioux City, Iowa.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you read out those instruments?

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<v Speaker 3>Mort Hey, Johnny, need you to go clean the head splitter? God,

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<v Speaker 3>the jaw polers, the band saw in the neck clippers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, it makes me hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad that I didn't listen to my numbskull

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<v Speaker 1>bodies and work at that slaughterhouse in Ovido when I

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<v Speaker 1>was in like high school.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd have knowledge of how to operate the head splitter

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<v Speaker 3>on your resume, should that ever pop up as something

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<v Speaker 3>you need to do down the line. What if I

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<v Speaker 3>want to work for the mob? Hey, I got heads? Yo?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is this Florida boy talking with a fake Italian accent?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey he knows about the heads?

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<v Speaker 3>Blood? Uh and the neck CLiPPA one hundred and seventy

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand dollars. Fine, that'll teach them.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever happened, speaking of underage labor, whatever happened to the

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<v Speaker 1>uh the Remember all the kids that were working for

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<v Speaker 1>their mom at the fast food as.

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<v Speaker 3>A burger king situation? Yeah, the mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought her kids to work and had them work.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it wasn't she wasn't paying them, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think exactly, but still they were working like free labor. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>for summer, for summer, to keep them busy and off

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<v Speaker 3>the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, you know what they're not out, you know, committing crimes.

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<v Speaker 1>It would get them bwo.

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<v Speaker 3>This gives a whole new uh meaning to the term

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<v Speaker 3>casual dining. Forty two year old man walks into a

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<v Speaker 3>restaurant in Connecticut, sits down at the lunch counter, asks

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<v Speaker 3>for a menu. Uh huh, briefly peruses the menu, gets

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<v Speaker 3>up to use the restroom, and then emerges completely nude

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<v Speaker 3>from the restroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, I I think I'll have the pastrami and let.

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<v Speaker 3>His as stunned diners, some consisting of families looked on

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<v Speaker 3>in amazement.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody likes going to a diner. Picture yourself with your

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<v Speaker 1>family at a diner.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. Pull up the Facebook page if you want to

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<v Speaker 3>see this clown Jr. Face What drugs did they mention?

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<v Speaker 3>They they're not quite sure exactly what was going on here.

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<v Speaker 3>There's Papa Tea's restaurant. Andrew Kinghorn, forty two years old,

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<v Speaker 3>not a stitch of clothing on, and when he emerged

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<v Speaker 3>from the restroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah yeah, he was still naked.

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<v Speaker 3>When the cops showed up, gladly complied when they asked

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<v Speaker 3>him to put his clothes back on. And it is

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<v Speaker 3>not clear if he was on drugs or what the

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<v Speaker 3>hell was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I can look at his eyes right down tell you

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<v Speaker 1>he is on drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit a perfectly good hoodie.

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<v Speaker 1>Where Hey, do you have a story about the Port

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<v Speaker 1>Saint John teacher found naked at school?

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<v Speaker 2>Drugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Kids, drugs, okay, wicked porn, no bueno. Drugs make you

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<v Speaker 1>do dumb naked things. Stay away. It's your brain on drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Push to the edge, the limit, just trying to cope. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see if he was struggling with like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those you know, a cheesecake factory menus, can't handle

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>But getting naked, that's uh. And I think we all

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<v Speaker 3>knew learned a new piece of machinery. The head splitter

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<v Speaker 3>this morning had splitter Yeah, it's right.

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