WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:18.559 What's up everybody? Welcome back to our Valley recap. This 2 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:22.039 is part two. I just want to say something. You 3 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:24.760 guys have been doing better. No it is. I look 4 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:27.039 at the numbers and I'm like, you know what, we're 5 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:30.839 closing the gap. I'm seeing very similar numbers between our 6 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:33.719 parts one and our parts too. So you're hearing us, 7 00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:38.039 you're listening, you're respecting our boundaries. 8 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:40.679 I'm going to say something else that it has nothing 9 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:42.600 to do with the show, but only because we're not 10 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:45.200 doing another show before this movie comes out. It has 11 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:47.600 nothing to do with the Valley, but as your resident 12 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:49.679 film critic, because that's my other job. 13 00:00:49.719 --> 00:00:50.799 By the way, we all. 14 00:00:50.719 --> 00:00:53.719 Have like a lot of jobs. I already saw Superman, 15 00:00:54.039 --> 00:00:55.840 and you're not going to get that anywhere else. And 16 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:58.359 I don't know, you won't even know that I'm saying this, 17 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:01.920 so it doesn't get you to listen. But I saw 18 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:03.759 it and I liked it, and there's a dog in it. 19 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:06.920 So just keep that in mind when you're like, what 20 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:10.959 is life? Well, you know there's some fun entertainment out there, 21 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:13.040 is it the Valley? No, that's not one of the 22 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:15.439 fun entertainment things that they are. But we're here to 23 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:18.680 make it fun but also Superman, and I'm not paid 24 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:20.159 to do that. By the way, I'm not paid to 25 00:01:20.159 --> 00:01:22.640 plug it. I don't work for Warner Brothers or DC 26 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:27.599 Comics or Superman for that matter. But there's a dog 27 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.120 and he flies and he bites people. 28 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:34.640 Well, one thing I have noticed is that when a show, 29 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:39.680 when you like get started watching a show, you can't 30 00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:43.280 it's very difficult to like disengage. So I do think 31 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:45.400 we are doing a service for people because there are 32 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:47.519 a lot of people who are at this point hate 33 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:50.280 watching because it is a pretty stupid show with a 34 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:53.920 lot of hateable faces on it. But now people are 35 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:56.640 just they're in and they're like, well, fuck, it's on. 36 00:01:57.239 --> 00:01:59.799 I guess I have to see what happened. So you 37 00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:02.519 know what, You're welcome, right. 38 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:05.920 Speaking of annoying, and we got into a lot of 39 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:07.840 it in the first episode, which you've listened to. I'm 40 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:10.120 sure by now we start. We're going to start this 41 00:02:10.159 --> 00:02:12.840 one with Michelle kind of being annoying. I told you 42 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:17.919 last week how she tucks so slow. She's like, we 43 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:22.759 have a romantic boat to go on, Aaron, and I'm like. 44 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:23.960 Why speed it up? 45 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:26.719 Even producers could just speed it up. They could just 46 00:02:26.759 --> 00:02:28.479 speed it up, they could just put it in double time. 47 00:02:29.560 --> 00:02:33.000 Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, So just to catch 48 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:35.759 you up, yes, we we already We've had a lot 49 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:38.479 of scenes and this is basically we're getting ready to 50 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:39.639 go on this cruise. 51 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:41.719 Another fucking boat. Yeah, we're going on this boat. 52 00:02:41.759 --> 00:02:45.520 And not to be confused with cruise, you know cruise 53 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:50.560 her son Taylor right, right, we're not hopping on cruise. 54 00:02:51.199 --> 00:02:54.199 What if Brittany was like, well, can't go on cruise. 55 00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:56.879 He's not even here. 56 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:59.439 Like, Brittany, what did you go to high school? Not 57 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.479 that we're just people that didn't go to high school. 58 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:03.080 There's nothing wrong with that. 59 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:06.199 Right, but like, have you been in the world. I 60 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:10.639 just don't. I'm offended because cruises. He's just a little baby. 61 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:13.039 I don't think we should be hopping on cruise. 62 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:16.360 You're rush the boat we're and cruise isn't here. And 63 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:16.879 you know that. 64 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:17.520 You know that. 65 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:20.120 You just talked to Jackson FaceTime. You told him everything 66 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:24.240 about Kristin. Remember, I don't. Okay, so they're going on 67 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:26.639 this romantic boat. 68 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:29.319 You're Aaron, right or are you? Luke? 69 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:32.240 Who fucking knows? Who cares? 70 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:35.159 I just love. Everybody's getting ready and Janet has to 71 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:37.719 tell us. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna I want to 72 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:39.960 go on this cruise. I know that some of you 73 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.879 guys might remember from a previous episode where I threaten 74 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:46.479 to leave like the entire island because like, fuck all 75 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:49.039 these people, they're ruining my trip. And like the fact 76 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.680 that Kristin and Luke got engaged fus it up for 77 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:54.479 me because I fucking hate them. But you know what, 78 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:57.759 I'm going on this cruise that everyone's planning because you 79 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:00.159 know what, I gave Kristin her night last night, But 80 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:02.319 now it's my time to have fun and I want 81 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:04.080 to go on the cruise with my friends. 82 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:06.680 Right, And while they're in the car on the way 83 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:09.840 to this cruise, Kristin, can we talk about butt dialing? 84 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:12.039 That's just kind of not a thing that you do anymore. 85 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.120 How do you butt dig your phone locks after like 86 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:17.000 a minute? Right, Yeah, I guess you could butt do 87 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:19.279 you could Seiri can call it. I guess you butt 88 00:04:19.319 --> 00:04:22.040 dial now because you'll say someone's name. That's a thing 89 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:24.279 that can happen. And then it's like Paul Stephanie and 90 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:26.480 you're like, oh fuck, because if you're already saying their name. 91 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:30.000 That's probably not good, you know, right, So yeah, I 92 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.199 guess that is how that can happen. 93 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:33.680 So was this a butt dial? I thought she called her? 94 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:36.079 No, it's I think it's a butt dial because they 95 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:38.839 say that, they're like hello, Hello, and then you just 96 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:41.600 hear them talking, and you hear Kristin talking to Jesse, 97 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:44.879 and Janet actually says something that's correct for once where 98 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:48.040 she's like, my god, does it bother you? She says 99 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:51.199 to Michelle, doesn't it bother either? Kristin's like besties with Jesse, 100 00:04:51.279 --> 00:04:54.560 and Michelle's so annoyed, and Janet's like, yeah, best friends forever. 101 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:57.600 She's see, if Janet's on your side like she is 102 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:00.000 on Michelle's in this moment, it's not the worst. 103 00:05:00.439 --> 00:05:04.439 Yeah, buzz, Like, Mannett is still really good friends with. 104 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:05.839 Jack's good point? 105 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:08.759 How is that possible? How can she? How can she 106 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:12.639 look Brittany in the eye but be the go between 107 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:16.399 between those two? Remember when she was moving and Janet 108 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:20.240 was going over to Jack's house first, She's like, thinks 109 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.519 of herself a member, and they're always having those phone 110 00:05:22.519 --> 00:05:26.560 conversations with Jack's. She's always taking up for Jacks yet 111 00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:29.879 she is the queen of like, oh my god, Danny's 112 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.519 the worst person ever. He's a sexual assaulter. 113 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:36.199 But like what about Jack's Yeah, no, you're right on that, 114 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:38.680 but just at least in this case where you know, 115 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:41.120 Michelle is just like, oh my god, why Kristin's such 116 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:44.519 good friends with Jesse. Danny's like, yeah, it is weird, right, 117 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:46.839 besties forever though they'll always be besties. 118 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:50.160 Well, Christy, I did not stick up for Kristen. I 119 00:05:50.279 --> 00:05:52.680 do not take up for her. 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Okay, so 153 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:45.959 and we really I mean our genuine fans. So I'm sorry, 154 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:48.480 but I feel though like my Christian Slater impression just 155 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:49.680 got kind of run over. 156 00:07:50.279 --> 00:07:52.759 Yeah, I'm sorry, do it again, take it from the top. 157 00:07:54.199 --> 00:07:56.399 No, just Danny because you just remind don't know why, 158 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:58.199 and I'm giving him too much credit, but when he's 159 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:02.639 in his confessionals. Here, in his confessionals, maybe because he's 160 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:05.040 more sober, but he does give off a little bit 161 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:07.199 of a Christian sladter Vibehere's yeah, oh. 162 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:08.680 Drama, none of it. 163 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:12.319 It's like it's like him doing the Christians Slader who's 164 00:08:12.319 --> 00:08:14.959 doing Jack Nicholson. So it's like a you know, right 165 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:17.680 see copy. But it still kind of works on me 166 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:19.839 a little bit. He's like, nah, it always turns his 167 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:23.839 face to the side and he's like, uh, Veronica, what 168 00:08:23.879 --> 00:08:24.399 are you doing? 169 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:25.120 Veronica. 170 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:26.920 I just think it's funny. 171 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:28.519 I think the idea of them having to be like, 172 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:31.519 we don't, we don't we have not gotten approval to 173 00:08:31.639 --> 00:08:35.360 use dialogue from Heathers, right, we can't do that. He's like, ah, 174 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:38.799 you can't stop. So he he doesn't want any drama. 175 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:41.440 The ladies are all upset. Oh so then we get 176 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:44.200 on the boat and Luke is wearing for some reason, 177 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.480 but we're on the dock. Before we're on the dock, 178 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:48.759 and he's got his balls out. Let's just basically just 179 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:51.159 everybody's up in arms about Luke's balls. 180 00:08:51.399 --> 00:08:53.879 But you know who's especially up in arms about it, 181 00:08:53.919 --> 00:08:58.919 who cannot stop talking about it, is our resident ball obsessor. 182 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:02.720 Yet Jesse's it's just like, yeah, just I'm trying to 183 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:05.559 avoid the moose knuckle, but yeah, a cameraman goes a 184 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:08.600 moose knuckle so much what a moose knuckle? And he's like, 185 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:11.360 you know, it's like when a man's dick is showing 186 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:13.840 through his shorts, like his cock, like his cock and balls. 187 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:15.440 Have you heard of a cameltoe? Hot? 188 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:17.639 Big long? He's like, because you know what a camelto is. 189 00:09:17.639 --> 00:09:20.279 And the guys this is for like a cameltoe, but 190 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:23.720 for dicks, for penises, for cocks. 191 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:25.320 Oh, such a big deal. 192 00:09:25.399 --> 00:09:26.960 And they're just, I mean, it is gross and it 193 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:29.559 is annoying that Now Luke is like, yeah, now that 194 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:31.360 I'm engaged, you can't get rid of me. I'm part 195 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:33.639 of the cast now, so I'm gonna put on this 196 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:36.320 captain's hat because I'm coked out of my mind probably, 197 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:37.879 and these my cock. 198 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:39.639 And ball is going to be everywhere, and it's gross. 199 00:09:39.759 --> 00:09:43.919 It is gross. But also it's interesting that Jesse before 200 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:49.159 he even starts telling the producer that, he starts going like, yeah, 201 00:09:49.200 --> 00:09:52.159 like like you're wearing like a banana hammock, except that 202 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:55.559 like you're wearing like a like an Almon hammock or 203 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:58.559 like a mac of Damien. That it's like, oh, my god, 204 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:02.639 stop with the sod of his penis, right right, My 205 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:04.840 pen is huge. Mine's huge. 206 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:07.200 And so then so they're all riled up about it. 207 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.039 And then so Chris is kind of being cooled as 208 00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:10.840 she would be of course to Janet, it could be 209 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:13.519 a lot worse Janet. And Janet tries to like lean 210 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:16.879 on Jason, and he's like, watch the makeup. She tells 211 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:19.799 us everything you need to know about their relationship, everything 212 00:10:19.840 --> 00:10:22.799 you need to know about him and her. She's like 213 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:24.919 always scared of him, Like I don't know that she's 214 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:27.360 scared of him, but she's he's the only one she 215 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:28.799 really never goes after. 216 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:31.360 I'll give her that. Yeah, she's got to keep the 217 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:32.159 marriage together. 218 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:37.600 Yeah, Yeah, So Janna, but Janet's complaining to Michelle, which 219 00:10:37.799 --> 00:10:42.200 I just don't know how I feel about Michelle. Yeah, 220 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:46.000 I feel badly for her because Jesse's so awful, and 221 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:48.720 I also like there was a couple of episodes ago 222 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:52.360 when Michelle was like, I don't understand, like everybody's feeling 223 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:57.039 horrible for Brittany. Everybody's gathering around her. They're turning Jack's 224 00:10:57.080 --> 00:11:00.639 into BRIT's bar. But what about like jes he called 225 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:02.960 me a whore and a hooker and like has been 226 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:05.919 abusive to me, and nobody seems to care. So I 227 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:09.639 do feel badly for her about that. But also why 228 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:11.480 is she the one? Why is she being best friends 229 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:12.039 with Janet? 230 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:13.600 I don't know, It's so weird. 231 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:15.480 I guess she just doesn't feel anywhere to go, and 232 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:18.960 she Janet does defend her against Jesse. So Jane is 233 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:21.480 going and hard to Michelle about Jesse. She's like, what 234 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:23.519 did you ever see it? What did you ever like 235 00:11:23.559 --> 00:11:27.360 about him? And Michelle oddly but kind of nicely, because 236 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:29.919 I do think she's a relatively nice person. It is 237 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:32.919 the father of her children, you know, So she said, well, 238 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.799 he wasn't always like that, you know, he wasn't before 239 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:38.039 he got a lot of money. He was really romantic 240 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:41.159 and he was kind of great, which I appreciated that 241 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:41.799 she said that. 242 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:45.080 You know, and then little flashback they show him looking 243 00:11:45.159 --> 00:11:47.639 kind of cute, yes, and his she's like, he lived 244 00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:49.799 in like a one bedroom apartment and he was cook 245 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:53.519 for me. Yeah, She's like, but then he got money 246 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:58.320 and now he's like Captain douchebag, right right. 247 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:00.240 I thought that was funny, Captain douchebag, and then it 248 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:02.679 just kind of shows him being douchey. But I mean, 249 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:06.039 I understand Janet's question, but also I kind of like 250 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:07.799 I liked Michelle's answer. 251 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:08.720 Yeah. 252 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:10.399 I thought that was just like, that's a good person 253 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:13.399 because he's done this awful. He's been so terrible to her, 254 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:16.399 and she still is like, well listen, there's some good there. 255 00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:21.039 I think they're going to be best friends ultimately, just kidding. Okay, 256 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:25.919 so that all happens now, Janet, Oh, she just wants 257 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:27.639 her she doesn't want anyone to steal her peace. 258 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:30.039 Is that is that in this moment again? 259 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.000 Let's see? Well, yeah, because Janet and Jason are now 260 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:39.360 sitting by themselves, and Brittany goes, why don't you got, 261 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:41.559 Why don't y'all come and stay here and have some 262 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:44.039 of those Maye Mile's beer cheese that I ordered. 263 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:45.720 Mm hmmm mm hmm. 264 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:50.600 That's right. Yeah, and they're like she's like, no, oh, 265 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:54.440 and she even says she's like aka scooch, and Janet goes, no, 266 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:57.879 I'm sitting with Jason. I'm sitting with my husband, my 267 00:12:57.960 --> 00:13:00.679 darling husband. That's I'm sitting with. 268 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:03.799 So then then we see, okay, Jack, We're going to 269 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:05.200 cut to Jack's in a second. 270 00:13:06.879 --> 00:13:12.480 Yeah, So Britney's luck, I'll fail by it. For Janet Janets? 271 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:15.919 How did we forget that we have to call her Janets? 272 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:18.639 I don't know. She's like, I'm feel bad for Janet's, 273 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:21.279 Like she feels like she can't stay with us because 274 00:13:21.399 --> 00:13:24.879 because like she wasn't included in stuff last night, well 275 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:29.320 except that she was included. She she told everybody that 276 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:32.039 she wasn't included and she's taking this story to lunch 277 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:35.360 for the rest of this episode. But she was included. 278 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:39.279 The only thing she wasn't included was the initial moments 279 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:42.559 in the hotel room, and then she was invited to 280 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:44.279 the dinner and she didn't want to go. But now 281 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:48.200 it's I don't like it on reality shows when somebody's 282 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:52.519 like Janet like posits that this is the situation that 283 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:57.639 everybody just echoes it, like Janet. Poor Janet's wasn't invited. 284 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:03.600 She was right, Brittany goes, but now we're all stuck 285 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:06.639 on this boat and there's nowhere to escape. 286 00:14:06.840 --> 00:14:09.039 I mean, you could jump over if you want. I'm 287 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:11.559 just saying, you know, probably have life fest you stick 288 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:13.519 one on. I just I would just bail. 289 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:17.759 Then we go to Jack's cut to Jack's right and 290 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:19.200 you not yet. 291 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:23.240 First, but first Brittany and Zach are sitting together and 292 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:26.559 they're talking about how c sick Zach is, and then 293 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:31.159 Brittany's like, I have a oh no, Zach says, well, 294 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.200 I have a bone to pick with you this morning 295 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:36.399 about the Jack Jesse told me that Jax told him 296 00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:38.759 he knew about the engagement that you told him, And 297 00:14:38.799 --> 00:14:42.679 Brittany's like, oh my god, I feel so bad about that. 298 00:14:43.559 --> 00:14:47.799 But like Jax is like, he's like my person, you know, 299 00:14:47.919 --> 00:14:50.240 he's just like a great guy. And I just didn't 300 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:51.679 think he was going to say anything like. 301 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:54.039 She shouldn't say that it was my person. 302 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:56.399 She just said, like he said, right, she said he 303 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:58.879 used to be my person. It was my person. She 304 00:14:58.919 --> 00:14:59.960 says it like five times. 305 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:02.799 I understand her point too, because, Okay, I'm going to 306 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:05.360 say something crazy, and I'm not just trying to be argumentative, 307 00:15:05.399 --> 00:15:07.960 but like, you're trying to have a good relationship with 308 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:11.120 the father of your child and you are used to 309 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:12.039 for ten years. 310 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:13.399 That's the guy you told everything to. 311 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:16.600 So you're calling your facetiming cruise and Jackson's there and 312 00:15:16.639 --> 00:15:19.360 you probably have some complicated feelings and he's like, how's 313 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:21.519 it going, how's the trip? You know, he's probably really aggressive, 314 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:24.600 and she's like, I got ta don't tail, but you 315 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:26.960 know she wants to like bond with him for a second, 316 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:30.519 because it's confusing, if I'm being honest, like not like 317 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:33.279 throwing the jokes aside, Like I could see how that 318 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:37.000 could happen with an X, Right, I was dumb. It 319 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:40.360 was a dumb move whenever she was drunk, but I 320 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:41.360 could see how could happen. 321 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:44.320 I mean, she he hasn't treated her well in years. 322 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:49.639 I mean every the whole first season was just him 323 00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:53.480 yelling at her, calling her a drunk, threatening her. 324 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:56.279 Sure, not the first one, but definitely the last one. 325 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:59.200 Yeah, this is there's only two seasons. This is the 326 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:02.159 third season. You're right, only season two. So the whole 327 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:05.679 first season of her show with It was him being 328 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:10.480 terrible to her. I mean, I know what you're saying, 329 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:13.559 but I think it's probably pretty frustrating for people that 330 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:15.919 she's like, well, here's my person I'm gonna tell in. 331 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:20.279 Secrets, especially someone that you can't tell secrets to because 332 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:20.840 of Jacks. 333 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:25.159 Yeah. Sucks. I guess I feel for I mean, we 334 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:29.600 all have our own experiences, and I feel like these 335 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:33.759 people her friends are so tired of hearing her say 336 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:37.519 like he abused me, he threw furniture at me. Well, 337 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:41.399 he was my person, so you know, I forgive him. 338 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:44.840 It's like, I mean, I feel for Zach just being like, 339 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:48.039 oh my god, yeah, like I stick up for you 340 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:50.320 all the time and I try to help you, but 341 00:16:50.440 --> 00:16:54.200 you are always sliding back. And everybody kind of feels 342 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.320 that way about it because I think it's Kristen later 343 00:16:57.399 --> 00:17:00.960 who's going to be like, no, Zach says, I if 344 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.240 they put the divorce papers in front of you, will 345 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:04.039 you sign them? 346 00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:05.720 Mm hmmm. 347 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:09.519 I don't think she's gonna. I do I do she 348 00:17:09.559 --> 00:17:11.920 they're done. Though they're done, I think that they're in 349 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:15.119 the midst of it and it's confusing and it's very 350 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:17.200 hard on their friends as well. But yeah, I think 351 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:20.559 it's confusing because Jack's is a big liar, liar face. 352 00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:24.200 He's so manipulative, and she's very manipulative exactly, so I 353 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:24.880 can I can. 354 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:28.319 See as it's going to be showcased right now. Now 355 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:29.039 we're in the condo. 356 00:17:29.599 --> 00:17:31.319 So we're in the condo and Jack it's so fake, 357 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:33.599 Like Schwartz is like, oh, your door was open. He's 358 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:35.720 like always open for you, buddy, and he's like, yeah, 359 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:38.839 I can't say the same. Why is Schwartz in this? 360 00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:41.160 It's you know, I've I've liked Shorts for a long time. 361 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:43.519 Like what, we don't need to make him happen in 362 00:17:43.559 --> 00:17:45.680 this unless movie Joe's with him. I don't need to 363 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:47.759 see him at all. I'm not interested at all. 364 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:51.119 I would be interested in Spooky Joe, even though I 365 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.880 hated on her so much in the last what was 366 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:57.200 that was the last season of vander Pump with Spooky Joe, 367 00:17:57.680 --> 00:18:01.400 But like, no, I miss her now that. 368 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:03.720 She missed her so much. I missed her all day. 369 00:18:04.119 --> 00:18:06.039 That's all I think about. 370 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:07.519 We didn't I mean, we don't know what we had 371 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:09.160 until it was gone, you know what I mean? 372 00:18:09.279 --> 00:18:09.640 That's right. 373 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:12.480 We were like, why is she here? Why are they 374 00:18:12.519 --> 00:18:15.680 trying to make spooky Joe happen? But guess what she happened. 375 00:18:16.160 --> 00:18:18.400 They made it happen, and now we meet her. 376 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:22.759 Okay, So he immediately tells Schwartz he's supposed to He's 377 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:24.799 already been told not to tell anybody else, but he 378 00:18:24.839 --> 00:18:27.920 immediately does it again on camera, right, but. 379 00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:29.640 He cannot stop himself. 380 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:34.319 So Schwartz is like, Schwartz is like genuinely seemingly excited 381 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:36.640 for Kristen. He's known her for a very long time 382 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:39.200 for decades, and so he's just like, oh. 383 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:42.079 My god, Dodie is goodd what like are you kid? 384 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:44.160 Because you know they used to pick on her. She 385 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:45.160 was like not the one. 386 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.880 She always chose very poorly, including his best friend Sandoval, 387 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:52.880 which was part of all that too. Watching Sandoval, she'd 388 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:55.759 on her right and left with Arianna. If I may 389 00:18:55.880 --> 00:18:59.880 remind everyone so and everybody else, not just her right. 390 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:04.839 So then he's like, uh, I wasn't supposed to know 391 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:08.039 that though, Like you know, Schwartz goes, can I I'm 392 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:09.440 in a text he and he goes, no, no, no, 393 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:11.759 you're not supposed to know. And he's like, but maybe 394 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:13.599 be okay, and he's like, no, not if we're not 395 00:19:13.759 --> 00:19:16.119 supposed to know, don't don't do that. 396 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:19.000 Yeah, Like Schwartz is even the one that's like, what 397 00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:20.680 are you doing dude? Yeah? 398 00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:24.400 Yeah. And then this is where Jackson is like, yeah, 399 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:26.960 I'm not gonna I'm terrible at keeping secrets. He's so 400 00:19:27.079 --> 00:19:29.960 pleased with himself that he's just a giant asshole, he's 401 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:32.799