Speaker 1: What's up everybody? Welcome back to our Valley recap. This
Speaker 1: is part two. I just want to say something. You
Speaker 1: guys have been doing better. No it is. I look
Speaker 1: at the numbers and I'm like, you know what, we're
Speaker 1: closing the gap. I'm seeing very similar numbers between our
Speaker 1: parts one and our parts too. So you're hearing us,
Speaker 1: you're listening, you're respecting our boundaries.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say something else that it has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with the show, but only because we're not
Speaker 2: doing another show before this movie comes out. It has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with the Valley, but as your resident
Speaker 2: film critic, because that's my other job.
Speaker 3: By the way, we all.
Speaker 2: Have like a lot of jobs. I already saw Superman,
Speaker 2: and you're not going to get that anywhere else. And
Speaker 2: I don't know, you won't even know that I'm saying this,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't get you to listen. But I saw
Speaker 2: it and I liked it, and there's a dog in it.
Speaker 2: So just keep that in mind when you're like, what
Speaker 2: is life? Well, you know there's some fun entertainment out there,
Speaker 2: is it the Valley? No, that's not one of the
Speaker 2: fun entertainment things that they are. But we're here to
Speaker 2: make it fun but also Superman, and I'm not paid
Speaker 2: to do that. By the way, I'm not paid to
Speaker 2: plug it. I don't work for Warner Brothers or DC
Speaker 2: Comics or Superman for that matter. But there's a dog
Speaker 2: and he flies and he bites people.
Speaker 1: Well, one thing I have noticed is that when a show,
Speaker 1: when you like get started watching a show, you can't
Speaker 1: it's very difficult to like disengage. So I do think
Speaker 1: we are doing a service for people because there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people who are at this point hate
Speaker 1: watching because it is a pretty stupid show with a
Speaker 1: lot of hateable faces on it. But now people are
Speaker 1: just they're in and they're like, well, fuck, it's on.
Speaker 1: I guess I have to see what happened. So you
Speaker 1: know what, You're welcome, right.
Speaker 2: Speaking of annoying, and we got into a lot of
Speaker 2: it in the first episode, which you've listened to. I'm
Speaker 2: sure by now we start. We're going to start this
Speaker 2: one with Michelle kind of being annoying. I told you
Speaker 2: last week how she tucks so slow. She's like, we
Speaker 2: have a romantic boat to go on, Aaron, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Why speed it up?
Speaker 2: Even producers could just speed it up. They could just
Speaker 2: speed it up, they could just put it in double time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, So just to catch
Speaker 1: you up, yes, we we already We've had a lot
Speaker 1: of scenes and this is basically we're getting ready to
Speaker 1: go on this cruise.
Speaker 3: Another fucking boat. Yeah, we're going on this boat.
Speaker 1: And not to be confused with cruise, you know cruise
Speaker 1: her son Taylor right, right, we're not hopping on cruise.
Speaker 1: What if Brittany was like, well, can't go on cruise.
Speaker 1: He's not even here.
Speaker 2: Like, Brittany, what did you go to high school? Not
Speaker 2: that we're just people that didn't go to high school.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: Right, but like, have you been in the world. I
Speaker 1: just don't. I'm offended because cruises. He's just a little baby.
Speaker 1: I don't think we should be hopping on cruise.
Speaker 3: You're rush the boat we're and cruise isn't here. And
Speaker 3: you know that.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: You just talked to Jackson FaceTime. You told him everything
Speaker 2: about Kristin. Remember, I don't. Okay, so they're going on
Speaker 2: this romantic boat.
Speaker 1: You're Aaron, right or are you? Luke?
Speaker 3: Who fucking knows? Who cares?
Speaker 1: I just love. Everybody's getting ready and Janet has to
Speaker 1: tell us. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna I want to
Speaker 1: go on this cruise. I know that some of you
Speaker 1: guys might remember from a previous episode where I threaten
Speaker 1: to leave like the entire island because like, fuck all
Speaker 1: these people, they're ruining my trip. And like the fact
Speaker 1: that Kristin and Luke got engaged fus it up for
Speaker 1: me because I fucking hate them. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going on this cruise that everyone's planning because you
Speaker 1: know what, I gave Kristin her night last night, But
Speaker 1: now it's my time to have fun and I want
Speaker 1: to go on the cruise with my friends.
Speaker 2: Right, And while they're in the car on the way
Speaker 2: to this cruise, Kristin, can we talk about butt dialing?
Speaker 2: That's just kind of not a thing that you do anymore.
Speaker 2: How do you butt dig your phone locks after like
Speaker 2: a minute? Right, Yeah, I guess you could butt do
Speaker 2: you could Seiri can call it. I guess you butt
Speaker 2: dial now because you'll say someone's name. That's a thing
Speaker 2: that can happen. And then it's like Paul Stephanie and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh fuck, because if you're already saying their name.
Speaker 2: That's probably not good, you know, right, So yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess that is how that can happen.
Speaker 1: So was this a butt dial? I thought she called her?
Speaker 2: No, it's I think it's a butt dial because they
Speaker 2: say that, they're like hello, Hello, and then you just
Speaker 2: hear them talking, and you hear Kristin talking to Jesse,
Speaker 2: and Janet actually says something that's correct for once where
Speaker 2: she's like, my god, does it bother you? She says
Speaker 2: to Michelle, doesn't it bother either? Kristin's like besties with Jesse,
Speaker 2: and Michelle's so annoyed, and Janet's like, yeah, best friends forever.
Speaker 2: She's see, if Janet's on your side like she is
Speaker 2: on Michelle's in this moment, it's not the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, buzz, Like, Mannett is still really good friends with.
Speaker 3: Jack's good point?
Speaker 1: How is that possible? How can she? How can she
Speaker 1: look Brittany in the eye but be the go between
Speaker 1: between those two? Remember when she was moving and Janet
Speaker 1: was going over to Jack's house first, She's like, thinks
Speaker 1: of herself a member, and they're always having those phone
Speaker 1: conversations with Jack's. She's always taking up for Jacks yet
Speaker 1: she is the queen of like, oh my god, Danny's
Speaker 1: the worst person ever. He's a sexual assaulter.
Speaker 2: But like what about Jack's Yeah, no, you're right on that,
Speaker 2: but just at least in this case where you know,
Speaker 2: Michelle is just like, oh my god, why Kristin's such
Speaker 2: good friends with Jesse. Danny's like, yeah, it is weird, right,
Speaker 2: besties forever though they'll always be besties.
Speaker 1: Well, Christy, I did not stick up for Kristen. I
Speaker 1: do not take up for her. She also is the
Speaker 1: worst and is friends with the Jesse and Jacks.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what she does, and she's always done it,
Speaker 2: as we talked about. Yeah, so they're getting on the boat.
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Speaker 2: got kind of run over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, do it again, take it from the top.
Speaker 2: No, just Danny because you just remind don't know why,
Speaker 2: and I'm giving him too much credit, but when he's
Speaker 2: in his confessionals. Here, in his confessionals, maybe because he's
Speaker 2: more sober, but he does give off a little bit
Speaker 2: of a Christian sladter Vibehere's yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: Drama, none of it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like him doing the Christians Slader who's
Speaker 2: doing Jack Nicholson. So it's like a you know, right
Speaker 2: see copy. But it still kind of works on me
Speaker 2: a little bit. He's like, nah, it always turns his
Speaker 2: face to the side and he's like, uh, Veronica, what
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Speaker 1: Veronica.
Speaker 3: I just think it's funny.
Speaker 2: I think the idea of them having to be like,
Speaker 2: we don't, we don't we have not gotten approval to
Speaker 2: use dialogue from Heathers, right, we can't do that. He's like, ah,
Speaker 2: you can't stop. So he he doesn't want any drama.
Speaker 2: The ladies are all upset. Oh so then we get
Speaker 2: on the boat and Luke is wearing for some reason,
Speaker 2: but we're on the dock. Before we're on the dock,
Speaker 2: and he's got his balls out. Let's just basically just
Speaker 2: everybody's up in arms about Luke's balls.
Speaker 1: But you know who's especially up in arms about it,
Speaker 1: who cannot stop talking about it, is our resident ball obsessor.
Speaker 1: Yet Jesse's it's just like, yeah, just I'm trying to
Speaker 1: avoid the moose knuckle, but yeah, a cameraman goes a
Speaker 1: moose knuckle so much what a moose knuckle? And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like when a man's dick is showing
Speaker 1: through his shorts, like his cock, like his cock and balls.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of a cameltoe? Hot?
Speaker 2: Big long? He's like, because you know what a camelto is.
Speaker 2: And the guys this is for like a cameltoe, but
Speaker 2: for dicks, for penises, for cocks.
Speaker 1: Oh, such a big deal.
Speaker 2: And they're just, I mean, it is gross and it
Speaker 2: is annoying that Now Luke is like, yeah, now that
Speaker 2: I'm engaged, you can't get rid of me. I'm part
Speaker 2: of the cast now, so I'm gonna put on this
Speaker 2: captain's hat because I'm coked out of my mind probably,
Speaker 2: and these my cock.
Speaker 3: And ball is going to be everywhere, and it's gross.
Speaker 1: It is gross. But also it's interesting that Jesse before
Speaker 1: he even starts telling the producer that, he starts going like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like you're wearing like a banana hammock, except that
Speaker 1: like you're wearing like a like an Almon hammock or
Speaker 1: like a mac of Damien. That it's like, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: stop with the sod of his penis, right right, My
Speaker 1: pen is huge. Mine's huge.
Speaker 2: And so then so they're all riled up about it.
Speaker 2: And then so Chris is kind of being cooled as
Speaker 2: she would be of course to Janet, it could be
Speaker 2: a lot worse Janet. And Janet tries to like lean
Speaker 2: on Jason, and he's like, watch the makeup. She tells
Speaker 2: us everything you need to know about their relationship, everything
Speaker 2: you need to know about him and her. She's like
Speaker 2: always scared of him, Like I don't know that she's
Speaker 2: scared of him, but she's he's the only one she
Speaker 2: really never goes after.
Speaker 3: I'll give her that. Yeah, she's got to keep the
Speaker 3: marriage together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, So Janna, but Janet's complaining to Michelle, which
Speaker 1: I just don't know how I feel about Michelle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel badly for her because Jesse's so awful, and
Speaker 1: I also like there was a couple of episodes ago
Speaker 1: when Michelle was like, I don't understand, like everybody's feeling
Speaker 1: horrible for Brittany. Everybody's gathering around her. They're turning Jack's
Speaker 1: into BRIT's bar. But what about like jes he called
Speaker 1: me a whore and a hooker and like has been
Speaker 1: abusive to me, and nobody seems to care. So I
Speaker 1: do feel badly for her about that. But also why
Speaker 1: is she the one? Why is she being best friends
Speaker 1: with Janet?
Speaker 3: I don't know, It's so weird.
Speaker 2: I guess she just doesn't feel anywhere to go, and
Speaker 2: she Janet does defend her against Jesse. So Jane is
Speaker 2: going and hard to Michelle about Jesse. She's like, what
Speaker 2: did you ever see it? What did you ever like
Speaker 2: about him? And Michelle oddly but kind of nicely, because
Speaker 2: I do think she's a relatively nice person. It is
Speaker 2: the father of her children, you know, So she said, well,
Speaker 2: he wasn't always like that, you know, he wasn't before
Speaker 2: he got a lot of money. He was really romantic
Speaker 2: and he was kind of great, which I appreciated that
Speaker 2: she said that.
Speaker 1: You know, and then little flashback they show him looking
Speaker 1: kind of cute, yes, and his she's like, he lived
Speaker 1: in like a one bedroom apartment and he was cook
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, She's like, but then he got money
Speaker 1: and now he's like Captain douchebag, right right.
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny, Captain douchebag, and then it
Speaker 2: just kind of shows him being douchey. But I mean,
Speaker 2: I understand Janet's question, but also I kind of like
Speaker 2: I liked Michelle's answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that was just like, that's a good person
Speaker 2: because he's done this awful. He's been so terrible to her,
Speaker 2: and she still is like, well listen, there's some good there.
Speaker 2: I think they're going to be best friends ultimately, just kidding. Okay,
Speaker 2: so that all happens now, Janet, Oh, she just wants
Speaker 2: her she doesn't want anyone to steal her peace.
Speaker 3: Is that is that in this moment again?
Speaker 1: Let's see? Well, yeah, because Janet and Jason are now
Speaker 1: sitting by themselves, and Brittany goes, why don't you got,
Speaker 1: Why don't y'all come and stay here and have some
Speaker 1: of those Maye Mile's beer cheese that I ordered.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, and they're like she's like, no, oh,
Speaker 1: and she even says she's like aka scooch, and Janet goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting with Jason. I'm sitting with my husband, my
Speaker 1: darling husband. That's I'm sitting with.
Speaker 2: So then then we see, okay, Jack, We're going to
Speaker 2: cut to Jack's in a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Britney's luck, I'll fail by it. For Janet Janets?
Speaker 1: How did we forget that we have to call her Janets?
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's like, I'm feel bad for Janet's,
Speaker 1: Like she feels like she can't stay with us because
Speaker 1: because like she wasn't included in stuff last night, well
Speaker 1: except that she was included. She she told everybody that
Speaker 1: she wasn't included and she's taking this story to lunch
Speaker 1: for the rest of this episode. But she was included.
Speaker 1: The only thing she wasn't included was the initial moments
Speaker 1: in the hotel room, and then she was invited to
Speaker 1: the dinner and she didn't want to go. But now
Speaker 1: it's I don't like it on reality shows when somebody's
Speaker 1: like Janet like posits that this is the situation that
Speaker 1: everybody just echoes it, like Janet. Poor Janet's wasn't invited.
Speaker 1: She was right, Brittany goes, but now we're all stuck
Speaker 1: on this boat and there's nowhere to escape.
Speaker 2: I mean, you could jump over if you want. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, you know, probably have life fest you stick
Speaker 2: one on. I just I would just bail.
Speaker 3: Then we go to Jack's cut to Jack's right and
Speaker 3: you not yet.
Speaker 1: First, but first Brittany and Zach are sitting together and
Speaker 1: they're talking about how c sick Zach is, and then
Speaker 1: Brittany's like, I have a oh no, Zach says, well,
Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with you this morning
Speaker 1: about the Jack Jesse told me that Jax told him
Speaker 1: he knew about the engagement that you told him, And
Speaker 1: Brittany's like, oh my god, I feel so bad about that.
Speaker 1: But like Jax is like, he's like my person, you know,
Speaker 1: he's just like a great guy. And I just didn't
Speaker 1: think he was going to say anything like.
Speaker 3: She shouldn't say that it was my person.
Speaker 1: She just said, like he said, right, she said he
Speaker 1: used to be my person. It was my person. She
Speaker 1: says it like five times.
Speaker 2: I understand her point too, because, Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 2: say something crazy, and I'm not just trying to be argumentative,
Speaker 2: but like, you're trying to have a good relationship with
Speaker 2: the father of your child and you are used to
Speaker 2: for ten years.
Speaker 3: That's the guy you told everything to.
Speaker 2: So you're calling your facetiming cruise and Jackson's there and
Speaker 2: you probably have some complicated feelings and he's like, how's
Speaker 2: it going, how's the trip? You know, he's probably really aggressive,
Speaker 2: and she's like, I got ta don't tail, but you
Speaker 2: know she wants to like bond with him for a second,
Speaker 2: because it's confusing, if I'm being honest, like not like
Speaker 2: throwing the jokes aside, Like I could see how that
Speaker 2: could happen with an X, Right, I was dumb. It
Speaker 2: was a dumb move whenever she was drunk, but I
Speaker 2: could see how could happen.
Speaker 1: I mean, she he hasn't treated her well in years.
Speaker 1: I mean every the whole first season was just him
Speaker 1: yelling at her, calling her a drunk, threatening her.
Speaker 3: Sure, not the first one, but definitely the last one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is there's only two seasons. This is the
Speaker 1: third season. You're right, only season two. So the whole
Speaker 1: first season of her show with It was him being
Speaker 1: terrible to her. I mean, I know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but I think it's probably pretty frustrating for people that
Speaker 1: she's like, well, here's my person I'm gonna tell in.
Speaker 2: Secrets, especially someone that you can't tell secrets to because
Speaker 2: of Jacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sucks. I guess I feel for I mean, we
Speaker 1: all have our own experiences, and I feel like these
Speaker 1: people her friends are so tired of hearing her say
Speaker 1: like he abused me, he threw furniture at me. Well,
Speaker 1: he was my person, so you know, I forgive him.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I feel for Zach just being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, like I stick up for you
Speaker 1: all the time and I try to help you, but
Speaker 1: you are always sliding back. And everybody kind of feels
Speaker 1: that way about it because I think it's Kristen later
Speaker 1: who's going to be like, no, Zach says, I if
Speaker 1: they put the divorce papers in front of you, will
Speaker 1: you sign them?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's gonna. I do I do she
Speaker 2: they're done. Though they're done, I think that they're in
Speaker 2: the midst of it and it's confusing and it's very
Speaker 2: hard on their friends as well. But yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it's confusing because Jack's is a big liar, liar face.
Speaker 2: He's so manipulative, and she's very manipulative exactly, so I
Speaker 2: can I can.
Speaker 1: See as it's going to be showcased right now. Now
Speaker 1: we're in the condo.
Speaker 2: So we're in the condo and Jack it's so fake,
Speaker 2: Like Schwartz is like, oh, your door was open. He's
Speaker 2: like always open for you, buddy, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't say the same. Why is Schwartz in this?
Speaker 2: It's you know, I've I've liked Shorts for a long time.
Speaker 2: Like what, we don't need to make him happen in
Speaker 2: this unless movie Joe's with him. I don't need to
Speaker 2: see him at all. I'm not interested at all.
Speaker 1: I would be interested in Spooky Joe, even though I
Speaker 1: hated on her so much in the last what was
Speaker 1: that was the last season of vander Pump with Spooky Joe,
Speaker 1: But like, no, I miss her now that.
Speaker 2: She missed her so much. I missed her all day.
Speaker 2: That's all I think about.
Speaker 1: We didn't I mean, we don't know what we had
Speaker 1: until it was gone, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: We were like, why is she here? Why are they
Speaker 1: trying to make spooky Joe happen? But guess what she happened.
Speaker 1: They made it happen, and now we meet her.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he immediately tells Schwartz he's supposed to He's
Speaker 2: already been told not to tell anybody else, but he
Speaker 2: immediately does it again on camera, right, but.
Speaker 3: He cannot stop himself.
Speaker 2: So Schwartz is like, Schwartz is like genuinely seemingly excited
Speaker 2: for Kristen. He's known her for a very long time
Speaker 2: for decades, and so he's just like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, Dodie is goodd what like are you kid?
Speaker 3: Because you know they used to pick on her. She
Speaker 3: was like not the one.
Speaker 2: She always chose very poorly, including his best friend Sandoval,
Speaker 2: which was part of all that too. Watching Sandoval, she'd
Speaker 2: on her right and left with Arianna. If I may
Speaker 2: remind everyone so and everybody else, not just her right.
Speaker 1: So then he's like, uh, I wasn't supposed to know
Speaker 1: that though, Like you know, Schwartz goes, can I I'm
Speaker 1: in a text he and he goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to know. And he's like, but maybe
Speaker 1: be okay, and he's like, no, not if we're not
Speaker 1: supposed to know, don't don't do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like Schwartz is even the one that's like, what
Speaker 3: are you doing dude? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then this is where Jackson is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm terrible at keeping secrets. He's so
Speaker 1: pleased with himself that he's just a giant asshole, he's
Speaker 1: like and then then there's flashbacks and I literally wrote,
Speaker 1: let's ask Cecily because because there was flashbacks to a
Speaker 1: bunch of times he just told shit about people. And
Speaker 1: I thought it was really funny because every time the
Speaker 1: person he was telling just looked like, what why are
Speaker 1: you telling you this?
Speaker 3: He couldn't help, but he did it with Stossy, he
Speaker 3: did it with everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly what the flashbacks were, but they
Speaker 2: were from vander Pump days of him just he likes
Speaker 2: to gossip. He's a little gesup. He loves it the gossip.
Speaker 2: He can't like see something and not tell you. That's
Speaker 2: just who Jacks is and he's like he said, like
Speaker 2: if you see something, say something, yeah, that's my motto.
Speaker 2: And then people are like no, but not like if
Speaker 2: it's somebody's secret.
Speaker 1: He's like, well she is right in the word secret
Speaker 1: as well. So like he see something, say something secret,
Speaker 1: say it, say it. They're like, oh, that's.
Speaker 2: Not for our country, and they're like no, but Listen's
Speaker 2: engagement does not. It's not that was like a George
Speaker 2: Bush thing, like that's not even Yeah, then okay, this
Speaker 2: is interesting, he says. Jack says he wants to try again.
Speaker 2: Now He's like, I just don't think we've like exhausted everything,
Speaker 2: Like maybe we could just go to therapy. Now, I'm
Speaker 2: with you on this. I am not going to defend
Speaker 2: Jack's He has been horrible. She should have left a
Speaker 2: long time ago. See why she didn't. It's hard they
Speaker 2: have a kid together. But he's being ridiculous and so
Speaker 2: performative in this moment. Yes, Like what are you talking about.
Speaker 2: You've been terrible. You've tried to like ruin her by
Speaker 2: saying she's fucked up and not a good mom. You've
Speaker 2: been horrendous right until like yesterday. So in Schwartz is
Speaker 2: the voice of reason. He's like, dude, no, no, yeah, stop.
Speaker 1: Before that even happens, we go back to Brittany on
Speaker 1: the boat and she's again, I wrote it down exactly
Speaker 1: what they were saying. She's like, Jax was my person
Speaker 1: for a long time, and I'm disappointed in myself because
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have told him, but he was my person.
Speaker 1: He was my person. And then Zach. She's talking to
Speaker 1: Zach and he's like, yeah, I understand, like from all
Speaker 1: the trauma you've been through that you do all back
Speaker 1: into your old patterns. And then Britney says to the camera,
Speaker 1: she's like, Jack's was my person for so long, so
Speaker 1: I slip back in some old patterns, but it's very
Speaker 1: easy to miss somebody who I used to love like,
Speaker 1: and then she says, I would still be with Jacks
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for everything he pulled, you know, if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for the fact that he's abusive and abuses
Speaker 1: me and abuses my son and is a coke addict,
Speaker 1: you know, I would totally be with him.
Speaker 3: I think it's sad. I actually just think it's really sad.
Speaker 3: She can't. She's she's not a terrible person, and I think.
Speaker 2: It's just sad that she had a kid with this
Speaker 2: guy and now she's stuck with him, and like he
Speaker 2: did do all this things. He was very emotionally and
Speaker 2: at least once physically abusive or scary and abusive, and
Speaker 2: it's just sad, like you see it. I mean, and
Speaker 2: we've all seen that. We've all probably been there, A
Speaker 2: lot of us have been there, and it's just like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's I feel for Brittany, I really do.
Speaker 1: I think it's just so sad, like when we're dealing
Speaker 1: with this guy in the first place, though, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'll act like I don't know, it's like we're
Speaker 1: like humanizing Jacks and making it like, well.
Speaker 2: Kind of get it, Brittany. I'm humanizing Brittany. I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like that's the thing that I think people some people
Speaker 2: can relate to. But you make a good point that, like,
Speaker 2: why did she put up with this dick for so long?
Speaker 2: Why did she even end up with him when he
Speaker 2: was already Jacks, right, is the question many many years ago.
Speaker 2: But she was young and straight off the bus from Kentucky,
Speaker 2: and you know, you bon her tits, and that is
Speaker 2: what happened. Yeah, I mean she was never mean though,
Speaker 2: she's never like mean to anybody or shitty to the
Speaker 2: other women or anything like that. But like sad Well,
Speaker 2: I could argue that she's been like homophobic, and I
Speaker 2: mean they had that pastor or whatever for their web Like,
Speaker 2: I think she just tends to go like what, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know from from bigoted pastors.
Speaker 1: I just like Jack's wanted it so like that's our preacher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's just not She doesn't hold herself accountable really for much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think. Yeah, I mean, I just.
Speaker 1: Think it's frustrating to the people on the cast too,
Speaker 1: because they're like, Okay, so you don't stick up for
Speaker 1: the right people, but you stick up for the wrong people.
Speaker 1: You're not really a good friend, but you always have
Speaker 1: like an excuse, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just checked out too.
Speaker 2: I think she's checked out of all the Christmas stuff
Speaker 2: and all the stupe fights she's got. She's over it,
Speaker 2: I think, And she doesn't got bigger fish to fry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so. So then okay, now we go to Aaron.
Speaker 2: I just wrote Aaron I can't even read Aaron's.
Speaker 1: So yeah, because then we went back to the Jackson
Speaker 1: Schwartz thing, but we covered that basically, so right, uh yeah.
Speaker 2: Jack's So they're bringing up the Jenna thing, the stupid
Speaker 2: fucking Jenna thing that Aaron hooked up with Jenna, and
Speaker 2: they're like, why do I have to see her everywhere?
Speaker 2: Why is she I'm just like, why are you talking
Speaker 2: about her? Oh my god? This scene was so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't even understand. It's just trying
Speaker 2: to bring up something to cause a fight. Yeah, Michelle
Speaker 2: brings it up.
Speaker 1: She's sitting with Janet and she's like, so the other
Speaker 1: night at the Luau, I was talking to Zach and
Speaker 1: he apologized about that Jenna girl who's always like everywhere
Speaker 1: I go, I just see Jenna, like she hooked up
Speaker 1: with Aaron. But like Zach said, the there are other
Speaker 1: people involved too to play a role, and he brought
Speaker 1: up Sheena and you, And then there's a flashback to
Speaker 1: Zach telling Michelle, hey, just so you know. And by
Speaker 1: the way, Zach is such a shitstir but we need
Speaker 1: him on that wall. He helps. He does bring us
Speaker 1: a little drama. He just he tells on people. So
Speaker 1: he's telling Michelle, he's like, yeah, it's not just Kristin,
Speaker 1: like Janet and Sheena are the ones that brought it up.
Speaker 1: They are the ones that made it a thing where
Speaker 1: and he's like, Kristin never did so Janet is like,
Speaker 1: oh really, so Zach is trying to imply that it
Speaker 1: wasn't Kristin and Zach bringing Jenna around, it's me and Sheena.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, which is basically what Janet does all
Speaker 1: the time. It's like her thing. She just goes, oh, really,
Speaker 1: you're saying I did something whatever. Oh yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then she says like I know, uh so basically
Speaker 1: she's saying, I know, oh, this is what she says.
Speaker 1: So Janet is saying to Michelle, She's like, listen, I
Speaker 1: know that some girl who's outside of the friend group
Speaker 1: coming around and talking about how she hooked up with Aaron,
Speaker 1: how she like fucked Aaron. I know, that's like uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: but like you're my real friend, Like I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to hurt you, and Sheina loves you so much, so
Speaker 1: this is just bullshit. Fuck, that's not that is that
Speaker 1: is husband is a lawyer, Like I'm just gonna talk
Speaker 1: circles around this and not she never takes accountability for anything.
Speaker 2: Well, she's a total narcissist. That's the word salad stuff
Speaker 2: that you're picking up, Like that's what that is.
Speaker 1: Just so so then they're like they're gonna call Zach
Speaker 1: on this. They're like, they're gonna they're gonna call them out.
Speaker 1: Even though it doesn't it's going to backfire. So Zach's
Speaker 1: kind of running around the boat and then Janet's like, Zach,
Speaker 1: can you come down here for a minute. So then
Speaker 1: Zach goes running around and goes over to Kristin and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh my god. So like Janet wants to
Speaker 1: talk to me, like with Michelle, will you go with me?
Speaker 1: M So Zach and Kristen go and they sit down
Speaker 1: with Janet and Michelle. And then I just wrote to myself,
Speaker 1: I said, truth be told to me. I don't really
Speaker 1: understand what's going on here.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, thank god, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I literally wrote, Stephanie will take this part.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry because I had no idea because it's
Speaker 2: going back and forth so many times.
Speaker 3: I wrote like, where did Jenna come from?
Speaker 1: Is the question?
Speaker 2: And then Sina, Janet, I got lost. I'm so glad,
Speaker 2: I really honestly. I mean, I think at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, it doesn't fucking matter. If we couldn't
Speaker 2: even follow it, is that okay, So it's not our fault.
Speaker 3: Then it's an editing problem. It's a what heppened.
Speaker 1: Basically, Basically, Kristen and Zach both I said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think they blame Sina, right, but then they shall
Speaker 1: a flashback where Sheena's blaming Zach and she and then
Speaker 1: Sheena is being a bitch and she's like, well you
Speaker 1: can do the Sheena voice. It's hard for me. It's shrunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach doesn't know anything, but Brock knows everything. Everything
Speaker 2: an ocean. I don't know what the fuck she's like.
Speaker 2: She's just I don't know ever what she's talking about. Occasionally,
Speaker 2: Shina talks so much, she'll say something that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know who to blow. I think the reason
Speaker 2: we couldn't follow this conversation is because we don't actually
Speaker 2: even really know who's telling the truth, and we don't care.
Speaker 1: She's like, don't care, but Kristen is like, listen, Janet,
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate you screaming at me at ol Coyote,
Speaker 1: and Janet does this thing that I it makes her
Speaker 1: so punishable. She's just like, well, I don't really remember
Speaker 1: it that way. Well guess what, bitch, we all do
Speaker 1: remember it that way because it was filmed and played
Speaker 1: back to us ad nauseum. So you did scream at her,
Speaker 1: you absolutely did. You were drunk, and later you claim, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the margaritas were too strong. Sorry, but my shots were
Speaker 1: too strong. They snuck some extra alcohol in my shots, right,
Speaker 1: like Kristen. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So but and then what's the part about, Like, okay,
Speaker 2: so then they bring out Danny again.
Speaker 1: Well so that yeah, So basically they do this flashback
Speaker 1: and they show that Janet was in fact screaming at
Speaker 1: Kristin at ol Coyote. Then Janet says, okay, but like
Speaker 1: I tried to repair things with you, but then you
Speaker 1: started spreading rumors about my husband, and Kristin goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, but we repaired that at the Shark party, remember,
Speaker 1: And then we do we see a flashback to four
Speaker 1: weeks earlier and they're totally talking about it, and Kristin goes,
Speaker 1: so you're still mad about the ring thing and this
Speaker 1: is true because Janet is taking this ring thing and
Speaker 1: she's just going to try to take everybody down because
Speaker 1: she's so mad that her husband. Meanwhile, she talks about
Speaker 1: everybody else's husband constant, except Jax, by the way, except Jax,
Speaker 1: who gets a pass and is still her friend, even
Speaker 1: though she knows horrible things that he did, but she
Speaker 1: cannot stop trying to attack Danny and Nia. So basically
Speaker 1: Janet goes, well, Kristen says, you're still mad about the
Speaker 1: ring thing. We talked about it at the Shark party.
Speaker 1: Then we see the flashback. Then Janet goes, I know
Speaker 1: who Jason is and he would never do the things
Speaker 1: you're accusing him of, and and then Kristen's like, I, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know I And then she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh you're just gonna laugh, because Kristen is
Speaker 1: doing the thing that we all do when you're in
Speaker 1: a fight with somebody and the person's being ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: it's not that you're laughing at them, but you're just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is ridiculous. Well, if you're just
Speaker 1: gonna laugh. And then Kristen's like, I didn't accuse him
Speaker 1: of anything. I repeated something and there's a difference, and
Speaker 1: then Janet goes, yeah, it's a rumor that could damage
Speaker 1: his reputation, speaking from the woman who, for the rest
Speaker 1: of this episode is going to is intent on damaging
Speaker 1: people's reputations.
Speaker 2: Including Danny, saying that Danny sexually assaulted someone.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's just makes me crazy that
Speaker 1: this character, this Janet person, is just like so appalled
Speaker 1: that somebody would say that that Jason goes out without
Speaker 1: his ring, but she, without even any qualms, is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a sexual assaulter. Yeah. So then Janet says to camera,
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know how many times you're just
Speaker 1: going to keep trying to get out of it by
Speaker 1: saying you just repeated a rumor. Your hands are dirty.
Speaker 3: God, I mean, everybody sucks.
Speaker 2: That's the thing though, Like Janet sucks, of course, but
Speaker 2: like she's not wrong. Like Kristin, Kristen is also being
Speaker 2: a little gas lady, not that we care. Who gives
Speaker 2: a fuck if Jason took his ring off, Like nobody's
Speaker 2: siding with Janet, But Kristen's like, we can't repaint her
Speaker 2: as this amazing person because oh, I have not I
Speaker 2: will not either. Yeah, Like it's just like stop. I
Speaker 2: just wrote throw them all off the boat. Because I
Speaker 2: continued to be confused by the way it kept I
Speaker 2: was like, why are they still what are they talking about?
Speaker 1: So I do not know what this is basically what
Speaker 1: they're fighting about now, Kristen says, I said that thing
Speaker 1: about Jason because you wouldn't stop attacking Danny and Nia, right,
Speaker 1: And I told you. She says, I told you that
Speaker 1: in person if you're going to attack Danny and Nia,
Speaker 1: Like basically, she's saying, you keep going on about Danny
Speaker 1: and Nea, you won't stop. But guess what, your husband
Speaker 1: isn't perfect either. I've heard this about him. So Janet
Speaker 1: just discounts that and she goes, I just saw I
Speaker 1: just said what I saw Danny do. So Janet's thing
Speaker 1: is like, I've seen Danny's behavior with my own eyes.
Speaker 1: That's why I needed to report to everybody and file
Speaker 1: a police report about him drinking in the pantry, like
Speaker 1: all the things that I've seen. Even though we're going
Speaker 1: to find out later that Janet also makes a lot
Speaker 1: of accusations about stuff she did not see and gets
Speaker 1: it wrong. But we'll get to that. But she's like,
Speaker 1: I just I just said what I saw Danny do basically,
Speaker 1: and then Michelle goes, yeah, there's a big difference, and
Speaker 1: Kristin goes, no, there's not, which I do kind of
Speaker 1: agree with Kristen. Janet spends a lot of time saying
Speaker 1: things she's heard, things people may have told her. But
Speaker 1: then when Kristen says, well I heard this about your husband,
Speaker 1: she loses her fucking mind. So then she said Janet.
Speaker 1: Janet says something about like all I did was say
Speaker 1: out loud that he's sexually assaulted Jasmine, and then Kristen's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm done by right, because that's insane. You're not going
Speaker 1: to say that She's that he sexually assaulted someone, Janet,
Speaker 1: That's like ridiculous. So then Kristen tells the camera she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Janet's story just keeps escalating. First it
Speaker 1: was that he was drunk and annoying, then he was
Speaker 1: drunk and inappropriate. Now it's full on like damaging slander,
Speaker 1: which I agree. It's like if it was coming if
Speaker 1: this was coming from Jasmine and Melissa and they, then
Speaker 1: it would be one thing. But this is all coming
Speaker 1: from Janet, and it's for nefarious purposes. She's using this
Speaker 1: to like throw a bomb.
Speaker 3: Right, and they squashed it.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, like Jasmine, everybody were done, even though
Speaker 2: Jasmine's not really done because she still brings it up. Obviously,
Speaker 2: there's a lot more that we don't see about Danny.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think they're making up whatever Danny's
Speaker 2: issues are, but it's just ridiculous that that's like they're
Speaker 2: just throwing everybody off the scent of themselves.
Speaker 1: Well, you see, it's going to be it's gonna be
Speaker 1: denied because then so then Janet, you know, storms off.
Speaker 1: She's sits on the couch, she's still on the couch
Speaker 1: on the boat, and she's like, yeah, definitely, it's sexual assault.
Speaker 1: It's sexual assault. And then Kristen's like, man like, she
Speaker 1: just keeps getting bigger and bigger until she sets somebody
Speaker 1: off like me. So then Kristen runs back up the
Speaker 1: stairs to Nia and she's like, I'm so mad, I'm
Speaker 1: about to throw this bitch off the boat. Then Jason,
Speaker 1: who's up there, goes, what's going on? You guys? I mean,
Speaker 1: Janet's really amazing. So like she's so amazing. Janet's so like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about about my wife? Kristen's mad,
Speaker 1: She's like, this is ridiculous. What she said about Danny
Speaker 1: is slanderer. So then Kristin whispers it in Jason's ear,
Speaker 1: sexual assault, right, that's what she said Danny did. And
Speaker 1: then Janet is talking to Michelle back before and she's like, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the definition of what he did is sexual assault, like
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I'm sorry he did that, but like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be painted as the bad guy
Speaker 1: for talking about something that actually happened. And that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure that. Now she's running to Danny and
Speaker 1: Nia yelling that I said it was sexual assault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are. And then Janet this is like, this is
Speaker 1: like the for the whole show. She's like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Janet. She's like, yeah, it's really hard having a
Speaker 1: lawyer for a husband, because like if you use legal
Speaker 1: terms for stuff like people get upset. But like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but should I have said he got pansy or molested
Speaker 1: or groped. Yeah, you should have that's what you should
Speaker 1: have said. I can't, you, guys, because legally it's binding
Speaker 1: because my husband's a lawyer. I can only yeah, the truth.
Speaker 1: I only can use legal terms. Haven't you guys noticed
Speaker 1: that I only speak in legaliese.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Kristen's talking to Jason and she goes, look, and
Speaker 1: I think that you're going to be on Kristen's side
Speaker 1: on this. She's like, look, when I repeated the rumors
Speaker 1: about you with the ring, like that was wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: I felt like Janet was attacking Dana and Danny and Nia.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was being a bitch glasshouses, you know,
Speaker 1: but like, come on, so I was. I'm definitely on
Speaker 1: christ inside on that. Yeah, I mean, she's sorry, but
Speaker 1: she takes accountability. I think something. Yes, yes, for sure.
Speaker 1: She's like, it suck that I did that, Like I
Speaker 1: was being a bitch, like I was, you know, mad.
Speaker 1: So Zach is getting pissed and he's like, Janet's a
Speaker 1: dirty liar. Janet and her minions aka Jared, they're all
Speaker 1: going they're all going after Danny. So then this is
Speaker 1: like the kind of the twist. They have a flashback
Speaker 1: to one week earlier, and Janet is saying, like, I
Speaker 1: know Danny did it and it wasn't right, and she's
Speaker 1: talking to Jasmine and Melissa, which they never showed you
Speaker 1: in the original episode, so they were saving this. And
Speaker 1: she says like, but it's not only what he did
Speaker 1: to you guys, but there was a second incident.
Speaker 3: Dun't dun, dun, dun dun.
Speaker 1: There was a group of fans, like a group like
Speaker 1: a bachelor party girls. I don't know exactly because like,
Speaker 1: I literally don't didn't hear this story firsthand. This is
Speaker 1: like a game of telephone, but I'm going to pretend
Speaker 1: like I saw it with my own eyes. Anyway, Danny
Speaker 1: was being inappropriate. He was making them feel so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And then after Jason pulled him away and was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you have And by the way, Jason is going to
Speaker 1: deny that he was even there, right, So she's just
Speaker 1: she is slandering people. So she's like, after Jason pulled
Speaker 1: him away, he was like, dude, you have a wife,
Speaker 1: you have kids. Don't do this. And he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: Neil will always be up here, but I have a
Speaker 1: weakness for hot girls and little skirts.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, that is a huge horrific accusation.
Speaker 1: I was like, what did I just write? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know what you know what he said. He said,
Speaker 1: I love girls who are like under the age of eighteen.
Speaker 3: That's kind of in a weird way that felt the
Speaker 3: implication was.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Zach is talking to Danny and he's like listen.
Speaker 1: Danny's like, I need to fucking say something in Christian's
Speaker 1: later voice, and Zach's like, okay, calm energy, it's calm down.
Speaker 1: So Danny goes over to Jason and he's like, hey, buddy, hey, bro, like,
Speaker 1: did you say that I was talking to a group
Speaker 1: of fans that like I have a weakness for girls
Speaker 1: and little skirts. And Jason goes, no, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it, but uh, there were like witnesses
Speaker 1: who were there who said it to Janet. But I
Speaker 1: didn't even hear the skirts thing.
Speaker 2: But witnesses, we don't know, like they could have been AI,
Speaker 2: We don't know if they were real people wide.
Speaker 1: And said like said Jason was there and heard it,
Speaker 1: And Jason is like, I never said that. I didn't
Speaker 1: I wasn't there. I didn't see it. Janet's the way,
Speaker 1: and who told me? Janet says there were witnesses, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so just some people what on social media? Right?
Speaker 3: It could be anybody. You could just take any responsible now.
Speaker 1: So then Janet tries to deny the whole thing. So
Speaker 1: basically they're all like Janet, what do you have to
Speaker 1: say for yourself? And she goes, anyway, I I just
Speaker 1: hate that Nia is being brought into this, but it's
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's the same thing, like Danny and
Speaker 1: Nia like, you know whatever, I use the definition of
Speaker 1: that night. I'm sorry I had to say sexual assault.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I had to, and Nia goes, you mean
Speaker 1: you chose to m m m m. And then Nea
Speaker 1: says that Janet's weaponizing the word sexual assault, using it
Speaker 1: in an aggressive way, and then Janet Jason says to
Speaker 1: Danny He's like, yeah, yeah, buddy, I'm sorry, it's hard.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you don't want to be talked about, but
Speaker 1: you know, you literally did those things, well except for
Speaker 1: the saying the thing about the fans liking short skirts,
Speaker 1: like we're just gonna gloss over that she just made
Speaker 1: up a fucking accusation that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's and then she's complaining that she's victimizing herself,
Speaker 2: like I had to believe the country. People are so
Speaker 2: mad at me right, because for a reason, I mean right.
Speaker 1: So then she had it starts yelling and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I had to say these things. And Nia's
Speaker 1: like okay, and now you're yelling and she's like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm yelling because I'm frustrated. And she goes like this
Speaker 1: because I actually like, you guys did what the fuck?
Speaker 1: So that's when Kristen like loses her mind. M m
Speaker 1: and she's just like, shot the fuck up. Oh. And
Speaker 1: by the way, Jasmine and Melissa, who I understand. On
Speaker 1: the after show, Jasmine was like, well he did do
Speaker 1: the do that. But at the moment, Melissa is like,
Speaker 1: please stop fucking talking about us, Like to Janet, right.
Speaker 2: She's like, even coming from the stores, yeah, like it alone,
Speaker 2: let it go, and Janet absolutely can't.
Speaker 1: She just can't, no, no, And Janet is just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's really crazy. Kristin's really crazy. I think the best
Speaker 1: thing for me to do is stay away from her.
Speaker 1: And they're also the show with her right right? Why
Speaker 1: are they citing christ Janet? Can you explain this to me?
Speaker 2: I can't explain it to you. I mean, I can't
Speaker 2: say that Kristen's great either, but I can't. I mean
Speaker 2: this because the show needs to end, like it just
Speaker 2: has to stop. Yeah, Janet has to stop. She's got
Speaker 2: to go. I'm not, like I said, not as a human,
Speaker 2: Like she can keep going as a person, but she
Speaker 2: we just can't. It's bringing as miserable as Jane is.
Speaker 2: She's making the cast, she's making us miserable. Yea, then
Speaker 2: we're making everybody I mean, like except for Nia, who's
Speaker 2: just chilling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just yeah, yep, that's that's her.
Speaker 2: Comment to all this. She's cooling a little bit in
Speaker 2: some ways. I mean, that's how I feel. Thank you
Speaker 2: Nia for your comment that was actually probably the most
Speaker 2: articulate part of the Valley this episode. Yes, I think,
Speaker 2: I mean all of them, And yes I see her
Speaker 2: point about how like why am I annoyed?
Speaker 3: I'm annoyed by all of them?
Speaker 2: But why Nia when she's probably the nicest person who's
Speaker 2: done nothing. I don't know, I don't know she because
Speaker 2: she's done nothing. I just don't know. I think I
Speaker 2: think the way to do this show. I think the
Speaker 2: way to fix it is to not do it, not us.
Speaker 2: But like they need to cancel the show and we
Speaker 2: don't need are right, and we knew it wasn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: Don't forget that they're really trying hard to make La
Speaker 2: La and Schwartz like, they're really trying to get them
Speaker 2: in on this cast, which will come back and which
Speaker 2: will make it worse in my opinion.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we'll be done. But I called this.
Speaker 2: I know you were kind of excited because it was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you were done with vander Pump. It's the you live
Speaker 2: in the valley. Maybe you'll see restaurants. No, they're not
Speaker 2: even going to restaurants in the valley. They're going they're
Speaker 2: near me in Hollywood. They're not even filming. It makes
Speaker 2: no sense to even call it the valley at this point.
Speaker 2: And I think that's part of it too. There's no branding.
Speaker 2: Everyone wants to just be a dicky movie star. There's
Speaker 2: no heroes and all villains right right, not all villains.
Speaker 2: Some are just like in the middle. But it's not enjoyable,
Speaker 2: and it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you like understood what that fight
Speaker 1: was because I really really just was like I got
Speaker 1: at the end what was happening with Kristin finally yelling
Speaker 1: at Janet, but in between. I was like, they're just
Speaker 1: re tried. I mean, what is this? Is this all right?
Speaker 2: Well we did it, so you may not have even
Speaker 2: had to watch it. You've gotten every single piece of
Speaker 2: what just happened in that episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, these conversations though, were just so frustrating.
Speaker 1: It was very frustrating as a viewer to watch the
Speaker 1: manipulation and the gas lighting. And you know, I just
Speaker 1: really the Janet just thinking she's the star of the
Speaker 1: show is aggravating.
Speaker 3: I know, at least Na.
Speaker 1: Doesn't think she's the star of the show. She doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to care.
Speaker 3: She's not colic, she's got a collick, she's got busy.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm having a baby, she has a formula.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, she's got colic herself.
Speaker 1: She's got He's really like they ran out of crying
Speaker 1: all the time. She's like, I can't I can't be calmed.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong. Yeah, right exactly. So she's look,
Speaker 2: they're all just I mean, you'd sit down with Melissa
Speaker 2: and Benji, That's who that would be who I would
Speaker 2: sit down and have a drink with, and that's.
Speaker 1: Pretty much it.
Speaker 2: I would probably throw zach In, but I wouldn't trust him.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust him. Not trustable is that the word?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Trustworthy?
Speaker 2: Uh, he's all right, he's fun, but I am okay,
Speaker 2: you guys, We've got a lot coming up still this week.
Speaker 2: We haven't just like that. And if you thought that
Speaker 2: Stephanie was mad about Janet, I have seen it. The
Speaker 2: one that we're going to talk about on Friday a
Speaker 2: little bit early, and I'm going to lose my mind.
Speaker 3: I will lose.
Speaker 2: You're going to hear whatever vitriol that stuff had today,
Speaker 2: I'm going to have that for just like that. I
Speaker 2: will try to contain myself, try to keep it cool.
Speaker 2: But I swear to you it's so nonsensical that I
Speaker 2: don't even really.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell you guys about it. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear about it.
Speaker 3: And of course we've got a bored a.
Speaker 2: If everything's up, Bachelor in Paradise, as we mentioned, is up.
Speaker 1: It's back.
Speaker 2: We got two parts that are already out, So go
Speaker 2: check that out if you're into that.
Speaker 3: And you know, coming.
Speaker 1: Back, I was going to say it works if you work.
Speaker 3: If that's not right, that's not the right thing to say.
Speaker 1: About the valley all right, everybody
Speaker 3: Bye, thank you, bye,