Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, we are on break and hope you are
soaking up the holidays. If you're craving some chicks content.
Speaker 2: We've got a little treat for you.
Speaker 3: We put together a best of replay we think you'll love.
We hope it makes you laugh, brings back the memories,
and keeps you company during the break.
Speaker 2: Enjoyed.
Speaker 1: And we begin with Captain Deplorable himself talking about Big
Balls in the way only he can.
Speaker 4: This is your favorite president, and I'm very sorry to
see Big Bulls leaving Dosh. Big Balls did tremendous work.
Americans voted for Big Bulls. They voted for me, and
they call me biggest Balls. You know what I'm talking about.
Fake news. CNN is very unhappy with the name Big Bulls.
They wouldn't know big Bulls if it hit him in
the face, except Anderson Cooper, you know what I'm talking about.
But I want to recognize some of the other fantastic
people over at DOGE, Pat mccrutch. Pat is doing a
wonderful job. I've known him for a long time. Phil McCracken,
Phili's lighting it up, doing wonderful work. Holding mcgron, holding
mcgrud is really carrying his weight that much, I can
tell you. And Michael Hunt, we've known Mike for a
long time. He goes with Mike and we've known him
for a long time. But Americans voted overwhelmingly for big Balls.
You know that when they elected me. And while Big
Balls may not be working at Doge anymore, Biggest Balls
is still working as your president. We are making America
ballsy again, and we are making America great again. That
will continue, that's not going to stop. We will never
give up, we will never surrender, we will never back down,
and we will make America great again.
Speaker 2: Believe me, it's so true. He is Biggest Balls. Start
calling my Biggest Balls.
Speaker 5: So so good.
Speaker 1: There is great news for eighties. John Hughes fans, she
Almos Fire was a John Hughes movie.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. I don't think it was John Hughes.
Maybe it was Maybe it was John Hughes. It may
have been John Hughes. Either way, it was fantastic. And
when I saw this yesterday, I was like, I am
in I don't like remakes, but I'm all about this remake.
Speaker 2: I'm all about it.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is going to be amazing.
Speaker 1: Here's Rob Low to tell you what's up.
Speaker 6: We talk about saying it almost fire boy is everybody
back in.
Speaker 7: Everybody wants to do it. We're making an appen you know.
Script's getting written.
Speaker 2: Then we're off and running.
Speaker 7: But got to write the script, which they're doing. I
think the reason that people liked it in the first
place and continue to like it is they film off
those characters and what their stories were in the ages
that they were were interesting to them. I don't think
anything's changed. I think it's actually gotten more interesting. So
it's like what happens as you're entering the second chapter
of your life as opposed to the first chapter, which
was the original.
Speaker 5: Could there be romance between your character and jeweles Jewels?
Speaker 7: I think Billy Hicks, my character, thinks she might be
the one that got.
Speaker 6: Way, but we'll see.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I cannot deal. It's Joel Schumacher, That's
who did this. Not John Hughes.
Speaker 2: God Okay, right, okay.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a John Hughes one, but it
might as well be because it was just like all
of the other ones.
Speaker 2: Right, all of them, Ali Sheety, Judd Nelson, all of them.
They're all in. I am so all over this. Yeah.
Remember remember the brat pack.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like Pete peg sth to me.
They look so similar.
Speaker 2: Rob Loow his age.
Speaker 3: I mean, he was just gorgeous in the eighties, you guys, remember, Yeah,
he was he is eight?
Speaker 5: About last night? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I love it so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also baby goats, man, they so cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some that live down the street from us, and
they're absolutely precious. The only thing cute I think then
a baby goat is a baby pig, and they also
have those two.
Speaker 1: I like goats because I have a very strict fur policy,
as you know, so I prefer.
Speaker 2: The goats so cute.
Speaker 1: But this guy that you're about to see also having
a really tough time holding back from purchasing a baby goat.
Speaker 5: Here is the struggle.
Speaker 6: Want a mini goat as a pet?
Speaker 4: M Yeah no, no, no, introducing the mini goats.
Speaker 3: You could put on them, Oh my gosh, I know, right,
cut back on some food, I know.
Speaker 2: Right, stand to lose a few pounds, you can budget,
you can budget for it.
Speaker 5: You cancel Netflix.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 6: Stranger Things is coming why.
Speaker 4: Are they coming back now? Right?
Speaker 2: You gotta get this.
Speaker 3: You gotta get the goat, you gotta.
Speaker 6: You don't need a strain of things.
Speaker 5: Don't don't need electricity.
Speaker 6: We need electricity.
Speaker 2: You do need electricity.
Speaker 5: I love to eat, right, it's a struggle.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry doing that.
Speaker 2: It's just so frustrating.
Speaker 3: He did one with a miniature horse, and I sent
it to my daughter in law and I was like,
and he the horse just comes clopping in. It's like
literally smaller than Mazie. It's the tiniest little baby horse.
He comes clopping in and he's like, no, No. And
I sent that to her because I know that if
somebody didn't tell her no, she would have one running
around with her pit bulls.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Maybe you need a miniature horse.
Speaker 3: That's just another thing pooping on my floor in here.
That's just what I need. I can't.
Speaker 1: Also, this is the coolest game. Like if we were
still of the age where we had slumber parties like
and like lots of friends that we wanted to be around,
and we don't have that anymore.
Speaker 5: We just want to be with each other and that's it.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 5: But this looks like the funnest game ever. So let
me just explain the present. The premise.
Speaker 1: One person has a phone and they are blindfolded, and
all they do is they take their phone and they
just take pictures. They're blindfolded, folded, so they have no
idea what they're taking pictures of everyone else. Their goal
is to not be in any of the pictures so
they can see the blindfolded person with the camera, so
they can get out of the way of the camera.
Speaker 2: Okay, But because.
Speaker 1: The person can move as fast as they want and
just take as many pictures as they want, then what
they do is they look at the pictures afterwards and
they are hysterical.
Speaker 5: So this looks like so much fun.
Speaker 1: Here is the result. Oh my god, I have to
have gwind do that.
Speaker 2: I'm setting it to her immediately.
Speaker 3: She's got like this gigantic group of girls, like swimmer girls.
They all hang out and they all do they usually
do slower parties. Here we're gonna have it. We're gonna yeah,
I'm gonna tell her, you need to do this.
Speaker 5: That's it looks Oh my god, it looks like so
much fun.
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slash chicks and use promo code chicks for the lowest
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is the best, the best pillow hands down. I have
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Do it.
Speaker 1: And this is especially for you because I know how
you love Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 1: Yes, apparently there was a woman out in the where
is he?
Speaker 2: Is he Australia or New zeal He's Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was somewhere in the wild in Australia
doing a weather report and he just came out of
nowhere and no help.
Speaker 5: It's down the horse one you want?
Speaker 8: Hot foot it up to one of the horse studs
and check out the beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 6: I heard you talking about looking for some horses. There's
a bunch down here actually, which I've noticed in the paddock.
What do you do?
Speaker 8: I would I doing the weather for the Today Show
and I have to get teased about not having the
best presenting skills or pronunciation. Do you want to help
me out?
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's let's mispronounce all of these all right, cans.
Possible shower twenty eight, Townsville sonny good twenty eight as
well Sunshine Coast shower or to twenty two, So maybe
get a rain coat ready there. Brisbane partly cloudy twenty three,
Gold Coast partly cloudy two twenty three as well. Sydney
sonny twenty two fantastic, Canberra partly cloudy nineteen.
Speaker 2: No good for Melbourne again Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Rain increasing sixteen schockery Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Want to have a shout out to our friends in
Melbourne who are locked down.
Speaker 6: Hello, my friends in Melbourne. I'm from Melbourne. I'm a Victorian.
But that rain get your brollies out as well.
Speaker 3: Handled that really well. I probably would have grabbed his
nipples to see how cold it was.
Speaker 5: You would have been grabbing more than his nipples.
Speaker 2: My god, he's so hot, isn't he?
Speaker 1: Hid your kids and hija wives. You are about to
watch what happens to this particular cashier, just working her
normal shift at a convenience store gas station, probably on
some highways somewhere. She gets the most hilarious customers. Ever,
this cracked me up so many different ways. Behold, hello,
how you doing it?
Speaker 5: Must be nice working in the fucking air.
Speaker 2: Fucking bitch?
Speaker 5: Close?
Speaker 6: Man? What's up? Are you in mind? If I pay
a little bit?
Speaker 5: Tangy another?
Speaker 6: All right? We touch it up? Let me get that
on pump too?
Speaker 4: What man?
Speaker 1: Let me get that?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 5: Let's hold out today?
Speaker 6: Have choose the fucking chips?
Speaker 5: Hey, Horry good? How are you good.
Speaker 6: For that?
Speaker 5: Why is it so expensive? Because this is a convenience?
Speaker 8: Sore?
Speaker 5: Well, you can conveniently kiss my ass? The fuck are
you looking at?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 5: How you doing?
Speaker 4: Can you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 5: Hey, Harry good?
Speaker 8: What do you like me?
Speaker 5: Not any kings like the Thuday night? Hey Harry?
Speaker 6: How you doing? Doing good?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: You can insert it there? Excuse me all I'll just
run out of gas and I ain't got the money.
Speaker 3: We give a fuck?
Speaker 5: Hey, Harry doing good?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 6: It is that?
Speaker 1: It that is?
Speaker 6: You mean?
Speaker 5: Damn man, it's the conine. It's declining. What the fuck
is the corner? I got money on my account? What
the Let me try it again? Okay? Oh hell, this
the wrong damn card. Hey, har are you you like
things I really don't like. I don't give what you like?
Speaker 4: How much are they?
Speaker 5: It's completely decline on it.
Speaker 2: What no man, I get I get paid tomorrow.
Speaker 6: You've got me to dam I gotcha?
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 2: I'm always liked.
Speaker 3: I try to talk to convenience store people like I
I'm always hey, how you.
Speaker 2: Doing, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, don't talk to that one. I just never know.
Speaker 2: I just love I do that all the time.
Speaker 5: That was so great.