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Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, we are on break and hope you are

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soaking up the holidays. If you're craving some chicks content.

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Speaker 2: We've got a little treat for you.

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Speaker 3: We put together a best of replay we think you'll love.

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We hope it makes you laugh, brings back the memories,

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and keeps you company during the break.

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Speaker 2: Enjoyed.

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Speaker 1: And we begin with Captain Deplorable himself talking about Big

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Balls in the way only he can.

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Speaker 4: This is your favorite president, and I'm very sorry to

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see Big Bulls leaving Dosh. Big Balls did tremendous work.

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Americans voted for Big Bulls. They voted for me, and

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they call me biggest Balls. You know what I'm talking about.

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Fake news. CNN is very unhappy with the name Big Bulls.

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They wouldn't know big Bulls if it hit him in

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the face, except Anderson Cooper, you know what I'm talking about.

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But I want to recognize some of the other fantastic

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people over at DOGE, Pat mccrutch. Pat is doing a

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wonderful job. I've known him for a long time. Phil McCracken,

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Phili's lighting it up, doing wonderful work. Holding mcgron, holding

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mcgrud is really carrying his weight that much, I can

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tell you. And Michael Hunt, we've known Mike for a

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long time. He goes with Mike and we've known him

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for a long time. But Americans voted overwhelmingly for big Balls.

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You know that when they elected me. And while Big

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Balls may not be working at Doge anymore, Biggest Balls

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is still working as your president. We are making America

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ballsy again, and we are making America great again. That

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will continue, that's not going to stop. We will never

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give up, we will never surrender, we will never back down,

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and we will make America great again.

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Speaker 2: Believe me, it's so true. He is Biggest Balls. Start

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calling my Biggest Balls.

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Speaker 5: So so good.

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Speaker 1: There is great news for eighties. John Hughes fans, she

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Almos Fire was a John Hughes movie.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited. I don't think it was John Hughes.

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Maybe it was Maybe it was John Hughes. It may

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have been John Hughes. Either way, it was fantastic. And

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when I saw this yesterday, I was like, I am

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in I don't like remakes, but I'm all about this remake.

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Speaker 2: I'm all about it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is going to be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Here's Rob Low to tell you what's up.

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Speaker 6: We talk about saying it almost fire boy is everybody

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back in.

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Speaker 7: Everybody wants to do it. We're making an appen you know.

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Script's getting written.

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Speaker 2: Then we're off and running.

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Speaker 7: But got to write the script, which they're doing. I

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think the reason that people liked it in the first

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place and continue to like it is they film off

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those characters and what their stories were in the ages

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that they were were interesting to them. I don't think

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anything's changed. I think it's actually gotten more interesting. So

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it's like what happens as you're entering the second chapter

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of your life as opposed to the first chapter, which

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was the original.

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Speaker 5: Could there be romance between your character and jeweles Jewels?

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Speaker 7: I think Billy Hicks, my character, thinks she might be

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the one that got.

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Speaker 6: Way, but we'll see.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I cannot deal. It's Joel Schumacher, That's

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who did this. Not John Hughes.

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Speaker 2: God Okay, right, okay.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a John Hughes one, but it

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might as well be because it was just like all

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of the other ones.

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Speaker 2: Right, all of them, Ali Sheety, Judd Nelson, all of them.

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They're all in. I am so all over this. Yeah.

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Remember remember the brat pack.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like Pete peg sth to me.

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They look so similar.

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Speaker 2: Rob Loow his age.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he was just gorgeous in the eighties, you guys, remember, Yeah,

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he was he is eight?

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Speaker 5: About last night? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite movies.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I love it so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Also baby goats, man, they so cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some that live down the street from us, and

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they're absolutely precious. The only thing cute I think then

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a baby goat is a baby pig, and they also

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have those two.

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Speaker 1: I like goats because I have a very strict fur policy,

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as you know, so I prefer.

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Speaker 2: The goats so cute.

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Speaker 1: But this guy that you're about to see also having

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a really tough time holding back from purchasing a baby goat.

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Speaker 5: Here is the struggle.

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Speaker 6: Want a mini goat as a pet?

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Speaker 4: M Yeah no, no, no, introducing the mini goats.

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Speaker 3: You could put on them, Oh my gosh, I know, right,

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cut back on some food, I know.

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Speaker 2: Right, stand to lose a few pounds, you can budget,

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you can budget for it.

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Speaker 5: You cancel Netflix.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 6: Stranger Things is coming why.

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Speaker 4: Are they coming back now? Right?

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Speaker 2: You gotta get this.

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Speaker 3: You gotta get the goat, you gotta.

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Speaker 6: You don't need a strain of things.

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Speaker 5: Don't don't need electricity.

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Speaker 6: We need electricity.

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Speaker 2: You do need electricity.

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Speaker 5: I love to eat, right, it's a struggle.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry doing that.

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Speaker 2: It's just so frustrating.

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Speaker 3: He did one with a miniature horse, and I sent

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it to my daughter in law and I was like,

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and he the horse just comes clopping in. It's like

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literally smaller than Mazie. It's the tiniest little baby horse.

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He comes clopping in and he's like, no, No. And

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I sent that to her because I know that if

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somebody didn't tell her no, she would have one running

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around with her pit bulls.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Maybe you need a miniature horse.

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Speaker 3: That's just another thing pooping on my floor in here.

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That's just what I need. I can't.

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Speaker 1: Also, this is the coolest game. Like if we were

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still of the age where we had slumber parties like

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and like lots of friends that we wanted to be around,

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and we don't have that anymore.

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Speaker 5: We just want to be with each other and that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 5: But this looks like the funnest game ever. So let

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me just explain the present. The premise.

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Speaker 1: One person has a phone and they are blindfolded, and

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all they do is they take their phone and they

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just take pictures. They're blindfolded, folded, so they have no

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idea what they're taking pictures of everyone else. Their goal

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is to not be in any of the pictures so

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they can see the blindfolded person with the camera, so

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they can get out of the way of the camera.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But because.

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Speaker 1: The person can move as fast as they want and

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just take as many pictures as they want, then what

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they do is they look at the pictures afterwards and

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they are hysterical.

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Speaker 5: So this looks like so much fun.

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Speaker 1: Here is the result. Oh my god, I have to

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have gwind do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm setting it to her immediately.

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Speaker 3: She's got like this gigantic group of girls, like swimmer girls.

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They all hang out and they all do they usually

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do slower parties. Here we're gonna have it. We're gonna yeah,

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I'm gonna tell her, you need to do this.

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Speaker 5: That's it looks Oh my god, it looks like so

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much fun.

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Speaker 3: First you had to go to my pillow dot com

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slash chicks and use promo code chicks for the lowest

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prices ever on the entire My Pillow Classic collection, which

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is the best, the best pillow hands down. I have

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like a jillian of them in my guest room closet.

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Also we have them all over the house, in our

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cabin everywhere. The only pillows that I put on my

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head my pillow dot com slash checks, use promo code checks.

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Speaker 1: And this is especially for you because I know how

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you love Chris Hemsworth.

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Speaker 2: I love him.

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Speaker 1: Yes, apparently there was a woman out in the where

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is he?

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Speaker 2: Is he Australia or New zeal He's Australia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was somewhere in the wild in Australia

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doing a weather report and he just came out of

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nowhere and no help.

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Speaker 5: It's down the horse one you want?

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Speaker 8: Hot foot it up to one of the horse studs

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and check out the beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 6: I heard you talking about looking for some horses. There's

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a bunch down here actually, which I've noticed in the paddock.

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What do you do?

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Speaker 8: I would I doing the weather for the Today Show

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and I have to get teased about not having the

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best presenting skills or pronunciation. Do you want to help

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's let's mispronounce all of these all right, cans.

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Possible shower twenty eight, Townsville sonny good twenty eight as

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well Sunshine Coast shower or to twenty two, So maybe

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get a rain coat ready there. Brisbane partly cloudy twenty three,

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Gold Coast partly cloudy two twenty three as well. Sydney

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sonny twenty two fantastic, Canberra partly cloudy nineteen.

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Speaker 2: No good for Melbourne again Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: Rain increasing sixteen schockery Melbourne.

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Speaker 8: Want to have a shout out to our friends in

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Melbourne who are locked down.

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Speaker 6: Hello, my friends in Melbourne. I'm from Melbourne. I'm a Victorian.

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But that rain get your brollies out as well.

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Speaker 3: Handled that really well. I probably would have grabbed his

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nipples to see how cold it was.

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Speaker 5: You would have been grabbing more than his nipples.

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Speaker 2: My god, he's so hot, isn't he?

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Speaker 1: Hid your kids and hija wives. You are about to

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watch what happens to this particular cashier, just working her

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normal shift at a convenience store gas station, probably on

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some highways somewhere. She gets the most hilarious customers. Ever,

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this cracked me up so many different ways. Behold, hello,

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how you doing it?

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Speaker 5: Must be nice working in the fucking air.

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Speaker 2: Fucking bitch?

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Speaker 5: Close?

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Speaker 6: Man? What's up? Are you in mind? If I pay

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a little bit?

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Speaker 5: Tangy another?

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Speaker 6: All right? We touch it up? Let me get that

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on pump too?

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Speaker 4: What man?

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Speaker 1: Let me get that?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 5: Let's hold out today?

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Speaker 6: Have choose the fucking chips?

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Speaker 5: Hey, Horry good? How are you good.

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Speaker 6: For that?

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Speaker 5: Why is it so expensive? Because this is a convenience?

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Speaker 8: Sore?

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Speaker 5: Well, you can conveniently kiss my ass? The fuck are

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you looking at?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 5: How you doing?

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Speaker 4: Can you shut the fuck up?

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Speaker 5: Hey, Harry good?

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Speaker 8: What do you like me?

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Speaker 5: Not any kings like the Thuday night? Hey Harry?

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Speaker 6: How you doing? Doing good?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: You can insert it there? Excuse me all I'll just

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run out of gas and I ain't got the money.

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Speaker 3: We give a fuck?

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Speaker 5: Hey, Harry doing good?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 5: It is?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 8: It is?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 6: It is that?

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Speaker 1: It that is?

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Speaker 6: You mean?

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is the corner? I got money on my account? What

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the Let me try it again? Okay? Oh hell, this

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the wrong damn card. Hey, har are you you like

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things I really don't like. I don't give what you like?

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Speaker 4: How much are they?

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Speaker 5: It's completely decline on it.

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Speaker 2: What no man, I get I get paid tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: You've got me to dam I gotcha?

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, I'm not talking to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm always liked.

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Speaker 3: I try to talk to convenience store people like I

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I'm always hey, how you.

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Speaker 2: Doing, what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, don't talk to that one. I just never know.

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Speaker 2: I just love I do that all the time.

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Speaker 5: That was so great.