Speaker 1: Minnesota. Goodbye, Bailey, Tell me about your kidney infection.
Speaker 2: I got a kidney infection. I had a fever starting
Speaker 2: halfway through Friday, and it went into Saturday and got
Speaker 2: really bad Saturday night. So I went to urgent care
Speaker 2: on Sunday and they told me I had a kidney infection.
Speaker 2: So they gave me a massive shot in the leg
Speaker 2: that hurt like a bitch.
Speaker 1: Shoh.
Speaker 3: Someone said that you get it in the butt.
Speaker 2: Said, They said, you would get it into like any
Speaker 2: main like muscle system or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they I'm sure they could have put it in
Speaker 2: my butt, but I said, here's my leg.
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: They could have put it in they.
Speaker 2: Wanted to, but they didn't. It's in my leg. So
Speaker 2: now I have my left leg hurts from my new
Speaker 2: tattoo I got. My right leg hurts because of this
Speaker 2: giant shot I got. And then I picked up my
Speaker 2: prescription yesterday and so I am on antibiotics as we speak.
Speaker 1: Okay, now is it from the rough loven? Because I
Speaker 1: don't want to get too personal that it's probably like
Speaker 1: I'm probably not allowed to ask that because if you
Speaker 1: work it, let's say Huntington Bank, and let's say Suzanne
Speaker 1: comes in and she's got a U TI or whatever.
Speaker 1: You don't say, Suzanne, was it from the rough Loven?
Speaker 1: But I will go ahead and risk being an HR
Speaker 1: nightmare and say, Bailey, was it from the rough Leven.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was from the rough Loven. I mean,
Speaker 2: maybe it was from the loven, but it wasn't rough
Speaker 2: so period.
Speaker 1: In general, you're panicking, Jenny, what's wrong?
Speaker 3: No, AV was just doing something.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I think he was confused. I had to toggle that
Speaker 3: down because it teased Jonathan Fogel.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the behind the scenes, now there's something going on.
Speaker 1: Now you hear a walkie talkie and a male alert
Speaker 1: coming out right in the middle of the whole rough.
Speaker 2: I what you were talking.
Speaker 1: I was really bummed. So you think it was from
Speaker 1: the loven? But not There was no rough loven.
Speaker 2: There wasn't any rough loven. I think I just have
Speaker 2: sensitive lady parts. To be honest. I have had UTIs
Speaker 2: in the past, but I usually know what they feel like,
Speaker 2: and I did not think I had a UTI. Uh so,
Speaker 2: and the UTI is, I mean a kidney infection is
Speaker 2: like caused by UTI and they if it gets bad enough,
Speaker 2: it like you know, can turn even worse from a
Speaker 2: kidney infection to like steps it.
Speaker 1: But my mom's sapsist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's conceptic twice from kidney infections. So I
Speaker 2: thought it was just genetic when they said I had
Speaker 2: a kidney infection, but it's apparently probably from the loven I.
Speaker 1: Think, you know there, I dated a girl that I
Speaker 1: think when she's very very sensitive lady parts, and I
Speaker 1: think she said that her urethra was too close to
Speaker 1: her vaginal opening. Sure, and and I don't know whether
Speaker 1: that's even a thing, but that's what she said. And
Speaker 1: she said that she was prone to UTIs. And the
Speaker 1: same girl also like if she got like soap or
Speaker 1: conditioner or something in the lady part area, she had
Speaker 1: to run down to it. Back then, there was no
Speaker 1: cvs like Minute clinic or whatever. You had to go
Speaker 1: wait in line of the emergency room. And so we
Speaker 1: would spend a couple of nights in the emergency room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: while she waited for them to give her because they
Speaker 1: pretty much do it like you walk in, you go,
Speaker 1: I got a UTI and they give you a couple
Speaker 1: of pills now right right, and a casual.
Speaker 3: I feel like they have to test you somehow.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think like anytime I've had a UTI,
Speaker 2: I just take enough, like I guess ibupro villain. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: just like ibuprofen and then cranberry juice and it goes
Speaker 2: away on its own. She cutis can just go away
Speaker 2: on their own. I didn't know that, Like, if you
Speaker 2: don't treat it, then it can spread to your kidneys.
Speaker 2: So apparently that's what happened to me. But like I
Speaker 2: didn't realize I had a UTI, or else I would
Speaker 2: have done something about it before it spread to my kidneys.
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, well seriously, And I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be like salacious now I ask you about that because
Speaker 1: I don't care about your sex life. I'm curious about it,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. But I'm glad you're having one now.
Speaker 1: But I think that people relate when like Fallon talked
Speaker 1: about her hemorrhoids. She was the first woman in American
Speaker 1: radio to ever talk about hemorrhoids on radio, and she said,
Speaker 1: they're like the size of a bundle of grapes hanging
Speaker 1: out of my asshole.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I said, wow, that's that's a lot of hemorrhoids,
Speaker 1: and so she took us through the whole journey of
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't know the treatment and the surgery.
Speaker 3: She had surgery, right, Yeah, she had to have She's
Speaker 3: had to have hemorrhoids removed to her three times.
Speaker 2: Doun.
Speaker 3: There was one morning that she was in so much
Speaker 3: pain in here that I had to end up posting
Speaker 3: an event she was supposed to host that afternoon because
Speaker 3: she left right after the show and what and got
Speaker 3: them removed? It was like an emergency hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1: From wild Well, it reminds me when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: My dad had hemorrhoids and he said, go down to
Speaker 1: Kmart and get me some preparation, h and get the
Speaker 1: kind with the applicator, because if you don't, when you
Speaker 1: get back home, you'll have another job to do.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I stole that joke.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, your dad would never No.
Speaker 1: I stole that joke from a comedian who I don't
Speaker 1: think is around anymore, called wild Bill Bower. And wild
Speaker 1: Bill told this joke several times on our show, and
Speaker 1: we'd be like, tell that hemorrhoid joke, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was very funny. He's like, okay, get the kind
Speaker 1: with the applicator. When you come home, you'll have another
Speaker 1: job to do. That made me laugh. Okay, nobody has
Speaker 1: hemorrhoids though I don't.
Speaker 3: I know good. I had one before. Yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 3: it went away on its own.
Speaker 1: A lot of the time with preparation. H you can
Speaker 1: like it'll go away on its own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but sing with like the UTI goes away on
Speaker 2: its own. And I'm locked and loaded now. I bought
Speaker 2: Cranberry supplements. I brought probiotic supplements. I bought cranberry juice.
Speaker 2: I have liquid IV. I am like set. And the
Speaker 2: worst thing that I will take to my grave is
Speaker 2: being on the phone with my mom yesterday and she said,
Speaker 2: remember you have to pee after sex, and I was like,
Speaker 2: thank you, yes, thank you.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Women do tend to get up and run to the
Speaker 1: bathroom to pee. I've never gone in there and said, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Why what is that a natural urge?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I feel like you know that you're
Speaker 2: supposed to go and do that, So I feel like
Speaker 2: that's one on one, Like if you're doing it, you
Speaker 2: know that that's what you're supposed to do, so you
Speaker 2: don't get a uti. But having my mom tell me
Speaker 2: that kill me. I want to die. I've never ever
Speaker 2: talked about doing any loven at all with my mother,
Speaker 2: as far as she knows, immaculate conception if I was pregnant.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting cause some moms. I know a mom right
Speaker 1: now who's got a daughter, and she's like, oh, I said,
Speaker 1: does your daughter have sex? She's in high school. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's having sex. I said, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: She's like, well, she's gonna do it anyway, whether I
Speaker 1: know about it or not. So they got her on
Speaker 1: the implant. Maybe is that possible? Yeah? And they And
Speaker 1: I'm like that just weirds me out that you have
Speaker 1: such an open discussion with your daughter sure about having
Speaker 1: sex at sixteen years old. She's like, she's gonna do
Speaker 1: it anyway. I'm glad she tells me that.
Speaker 2: They're talking about it, because my mom wouldn't say jack
Speaker 2: shit to me when I was growing up.
Speaker 1: So that's so interesting. All right. We covered a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff there. Have you got any comments on UTIs,
Speaker 1: peeing after sex or having a sexual discussion with your mother,
Speaker 1: then send me your comments. I'm sure it probably triggers
Speaker 1: some thoughts for you. All right, let me go to
Speaker 1: the email here and see what we got. Hello, gang
Speaker 1: staff writer Janelle. Here, I just wanted to let Dave
Speaker 1: and you all know about a company I use when
Speaker 1: I had to make a hard decision to put my
Speaker 1: dog to its final rest. It is called Pet's Remember.
Speaker 1: They come to your house and they do it there
Speaker 1: inside of instead of at the vet. With my Chloe,
Speaker 1: she was most calm at my folks where she was raised.
Speaker 1: They have vets in whatever area you live in. They
Speaker 1: are super caring. They came out and put our Chloe
Speaker 1: to sleep in the backyard. They gave us so much
Speaker 1: time as we needed to say goodbye and explained everything
Speaker 1: she was doing. After it was done, we laid next
Speaker 1: to her. It could hold her as long as we
Speaker 1: wanted to. She then took her away in a basket
Speaker 1: and her remains were ready the next day to be
Speaker 1: picked up. It was the best experience for this sad decision.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm going to tear up when it's
Speaker 1: time to say goodbye to your Josie. Please consider this option, Janelle.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Janelle. I absolutely will pets remembered. You think
Speaker 1: I'll remember that.
Speaker 3: You should remember it, or at least remember that that's
Speaker 3: an option, because Andrew wishes he would have done that
Speaker 3: with Mickey instead of going to the vet. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never put a dog down before, but
Speaker 3: like now I'm going to get teary eyed talking about it.
Speaker 1: You were destroyed.
Speaker 3: When so hard? Oh my gosh, it was so hard.
Speaker 3: And I feel like if someone would have come to
Speaker 3: the house, it would have it would have someone very hard,
Speaker 3: but it would have been a little bit better because like, honestly,
Speaker 3: to see like the fear. Every dog's scared of the vet,
Speaker 3: so it's like you already can see that they're scared,
Speaker 3: and then you get.
Speaker 1: A yeah, yeah, ah, Jenny, I'm sorry we brought that up.
Speaker 3: I can only give you dogs.
Speaker 1: The only pet I've ever put sleep was our cat, Willie.
Speaker 1: And Willy was an interesting cat. He was not a
Speaker 1: friendly cat. He never really quite bonded with the family.
Speaker 1: He just lived there. And then he got old and
Speaker 1: he'd pee everywhere and he wouldn't eat or whatever. So
Speaker 1: I took him down to the vet and and it
Speaker 1: was very sad because even though he wasn't super bonded
Speaker 1: with the family, he's still our buddy, and you know,
Speaker 1: we were all he had. So they put him to sleep,
Speaker 1: and then I did not know that once they're gone,
Speaker 1: their limp. Yeah, so I went to pick him up
Speaker 1: and hug him, and I had a limp dead cat
Speaker 1: in my arms, and I realized, don't pick your cat
Speaker 1: or your dog up after they've been euthanized, because they're
Speaker 1: limp and it's not a pleasant feeling. So hug them
Speaker 1: and hold them before they go, and then after they
Speaker 1: go maybe like, you know, cradle your arms around them.
Speaker 1: Are you going to cry?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry now I'm thinking about my cat. So I
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about it. Well, okay, I down
Speaker 2: so many pets and so like my favorite cat in
Speaker 2: the world, and I was there when.
Speaker 4: He died and it was just so sad.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to talk about it though, because
Speaker 1: baileg and cheer you up really quick though, ready cancer
Speaker 1: cancer cancer, Bailey trying to cheer you up, Bailey cancer.
Speaker 1: Bailey and I have a stupid joke and it's kind
Speaker 1: of an inside joke where we'll bitch is like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's wrong, you don't feel good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I get something on my neck cancer.
Speaker 2: Cancer, which is what you said to me when I
Speaker 2: was in urgent care. I was like, by the way,
Speaker 2: I'm an urgent Karen, cancer, I hope it's nothing bad.
Speaker 4: Cancer.
Speaker 1: Well you write it in all caps with an exclamation point.
Speaker 3: Cancer, All right, Alien, I cycles have syncd up or
Speaker 3: something because we're both over here.
Speaker 1: Like are you both cry?
Speaker 3: I tell you something balling during not bawling. But I
Speaker 3: was emotional during Christmas wish yesterday. I like they just
Speaker 3: it just hit me out of nowhere and I couldn't stop.
Speaker 1: Cancer.
Speaker 4: Cancer. Here we go, cancer.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a wreck when Josie goes. I probably
Speaker 1: will not be able to come into work that day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just this lets you know, because that is my girl.
Speaker 1: That is the only dog I've ever raised by myself,
Speaker 1: from puppy hood to old old age. And she is
Speaker 1: an old girl, but she is still happy and full
Speaker 1: of love and loves retreats and loves scratches. So next email,
Speaker 1: this from Chris says, I'm only writing in case you
Speaker 1: need emails. Okay we do, or maybe because I like
Speaker 1: hearing mine read on the Minnesota Goodbye? Where did the
Speaker 1: minute and a half of ads at the beginning and
Speaker 1: end of every podcast come from. I like to wait
Speaker 1: till the end of the week to binge them at work.
Speaker 1: But fuck, there's a lot of time in the ads.
Speaker 1: Just curious. I don't know anything about the ads on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I don't listen back to the podcast, and
Speaker 1: I would never suggest you fast forward through them. But
Speaker 1: I will only tell you that I listened to a podcast.
Speaker 1: Somebody recommended a podcast called I'm gonna pull it up
Speaker 1: for you, and I fast forwarded through the ads. But
Speaker 1: the podcast that I'm listening to is called ah God,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have trouble finding it here. It's called Believable.
Speaker 1: The Coco Berthman story. Coco Coco Berthman was a woman
Speaker 1: who she was a big influencer and you probably look
Speaker 1: her up on Instagram. She's probably still there, Coco Berthman,
Speaker 1: And she claimed that she had terminal cancer, so she
Speaker 1: raised a lot of money. Turned out she did not
Speaker 1: have cancer. Then she claimed that she was a victim
Speaker 1: of sex trafficking and her mother sex trafficked her as
Speaker 1: a child for money. And then I'm not far enough
Speaker 1: into it, but they think she made the whole thing up.
Speaker 1: Oh kind of like the woman it was so fascinating.
Speaker 1: The woman who claimed that she was in one of
Speaker 1: the towers on nine to eleven. Oh yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: called the Woman who Wasn't There. And it turned out
Speaker 1: she was missing an arm from a childhood disease or accident,
Speaker 1: but she said she lost it in nine to eleven
Speaker 1: and her fiance died in the other tower, and she
Speaker 1: made the whole fucking thing up. She wasn't even in
Speaker 1: the United States. Me, what's that?
Speaker 2: Those people are so weird to me, Like, that's a
Speaker 2: choice that you're making to like, say, you know what,
Speaker 2: I want attention, So I'm gonna say that I was
Speaker 2: a part of this.
Speaker 1: So isn't that astounding that somebody would go? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is one of the best books I've ever read. The
Speaker 1: Woman who Wasn't there, and she was just lying about
Speaker 1: the whole thing, and people believed her, all right, continuing
Speaker 1: on with the Minnesota Goodbye, let me tap on this
Speaker 1: and then we'll tap on this one. Here comes Juanita
Speaker 1: with her random rant y'all already, I'm ready, okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna push this button, push this button, and here comes Juanita.
Speaker 1: Shout out for your contribution to the Minnesota. Goodbye, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's me. So this rant is about unruly kids.
Speaker 5: So I went to Tarja one day and when i
Speaker 5: there was a lady who walked past me, and there
Speaker 5: was a little boy that was walking behind her. Now,
Speaker 5: I swear to God, this little boy couldn't have been
Speaker 5: no more than between eight and nine years old, eight
Speaker 5: and eleven, I mean, so as he's walking behind hers,
Speaker 5: he's steady yelling at her, saying.
Speaker 4: You bitch.
Speaker 5: I hate you, you bitch. I don't even know why
Speaker 5: dad married you because you're such a bitch. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. So throughout
Speaker 5: the store you could still hear this little kid yelling
Speaker 5: out bitch and how he hated her and all this
Speaker 5: kind of stuff. Everybody in the store was saying the
Speaker 5: same thing, I can't believe. And she not one time,
Speaker 5: not once, even you turn around and looked at this
Speaker 5: little kid. So everybody's saying the same thing that they
Speaker 5: can't believe. This little boy is saying that they can't
Speaker 5: believe that this parent is allowing him to get away
Speaker 5: with this. So I'm in line, and by the grace
Speaker 5: of God, the Lord must have knew that she needed
Speaker 5: my help because she got in the same line as me.
Speaker 5: So as when she's standing in line, the little boy
Speaker 5: said it again. I hate you, you bitch. You knew
Speaker 5: I didn't want that. Why would you buy that?
Speaker 4: Anyway? You bought that because you're such a bitch.
Speaker 5: So I went and looked past her and I said,
Speaker 5: you got one more time to call her a bit,
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna snatch a fucking tongue at your mouth.
Speaker 5: And I'm a wipe with a cloak's wife. He looks
Speaker 5: at me and he goes, well, who the hell are you?
Speaker 5: I said, I'm your fucking wors' nightmare.
Speaker 4: Parents. Don't let your fucking kids get away with shit
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 5: That is so fucking disrespectful, because I want to choke
Speaker 5: that little boy to the fucking eyeballs popped out, put
Speaker 5: them back in and ask them, did you see that?
Speaker 4: You see that? God? I hate fucking unruly kids. Well
Speaker 4: that's this. We love you guys. Talk to you next week.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that might be one.
Speaker 3: Yes, that might be wana bro.
Speaker 4: Your side.
Speaker 1: The passion, The passion is amazing. I think that Susan
Speaker 1: and I were talking about this last night, because there
Speaker 1: is some I don't want to get any but you
Speaker 1: know some people who are not doing the best job
Speaker 1: of raising their kid. And I said, that's what happens
Speaker 1: when you are raised by somebody who doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to raise you. You learn from your parents how to
Speaker 1: raise a kid. But if your parents don't know how
Speaker 1: to raise you, you're not going to know how to raise
Speaker 1: a baby. And I think sometimes that's kind that sounds
Speaker 1: like what happened there, Like this mom didn't have any
Speaker 1: idea how to raise a baby because maybe she was
Speaker 1: not raised or maybe she's just stupid one of the other.
Speaker 1: I'm really sure. Okay, there's one that I wanted to
Speaker 1: find for you because it made me laugh, and it
Speaker 1: was an audio clip hold on one second of somebody
Speaker 1: talking about me on their podcast. Now, of course I
Speaker 1: can't find it, but let me see stall for me
Speaker 1: for a second.
Speaker 2: Anybody, Jenny, you look really pretty today.
Speaker 3: Your hair looks really billowy.
Speaker 1: Billowy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a cloud. I actually like, did it nice
Speaker 3: for Thanksgiving? And I haven't touched it since. So what
Speaker 3: Today's Tuesday? So that was Thursday? That a girl must
Speaker 3: be right? It still looks like this it's because I
Speaker 3: haven't worked out, though I am going to work out
Speaker 3: today and so I imagine it'll be disgusting.
Speaker 2: I was wondering why your muscles looked like they were
Speaker 2: an atrophy, so.
Speaker 3: They're not doing you want to step into the gym.
Speaker 1: Good word. So somebody sent this in and they say, Dave,
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to come back to town
Speaker 1: to share this with you. The hosts of the Wine
Speaker 1: and Crime podcast talked about you in their episode that
Speaker 1: came out November twenty first. Maybe somebody who's already sent
Speaker 1: this to you know, but I just thought it was
Speaker 1: very funny that my favorite radio podcast host was talked
Speaker 1: about on my other favorite podcast. They do poke funny
Speaker 1: you a little bit, but I know you have a
Speaker 1: sense of humor. Enjoy. Here we go from a podcast
Speaker 1: called Wine and Crime.
Speaker 6: It's a smart club for dorks.
Speaker 4: I want to be in MENSA.
Speaker 7: We can't.
Speaker 6: I know, we can't be in MENSA. If there was
Speaker 6: a MENSA for like people who knew a lot about cats.
Speaker 7: We could be in mensally ill.
Speaker 6: Podcasters club.
Speaker 7: Ryan in the Morning Show is a MENSA member.
Speaker 6: What that's not true. It's on his Instagram that has
Speaker 6: got to be a joke.
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
Speaker 6: I believe it. You believe Dave Ryan of Katie WB
Speaker 6: is in mensa. It's on his instagram Dave Ryan mensa.
Speaker 6: You asked him yesterday, he wasn't there.
Speaker 7: Oh, he wasn't there, morning radio host, author, motorcycles, pilot,
Speaker 7: magic ukulele Dad mensa.
Speaker 6: He also capitalized it as about an acronym about Dave Ryan.
Speaker 7: From the website, it says, did you know that Dave
Speaker 7: Ryan is a member of the High IQ Society mensa?
Speaker 7: If not, just stick around for five minutes and he'll
Speaker 7: mention it again.
Speaker 6: He's very proud of it. But he capitalized it. It's
Speaker 6: not an acronym, so fucking what.
Speaker 7: I love that You're going to be a Dave Ryan
Speaker 7: mensa truther as if any he's in.
Speaker 6: Mensa texting fallon, No, you're not.
Speaker 4: If I did not share your number with her or
Speaker 4: her number with.
Speaker 1: You, Okay, okay, that is cute. You What I what
Speaker 1: I found most compelling or interesting about that is she
Speaker 1: refuses to believe that a DJ could be smart enough
Speaker 1: to be in MENSA. And I think I kind of
Speaker 1: understand that because DJs are really not known for being
Speaker 1: super bright. I mean, the cliche DJ is like a Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: here comes the brand new Taylor Swift on WDG wise,
Speaker 1: Spanky on the bandit thank what's the name of the DJ?
Speaker 1: Spanky and the bandit Spanky and the band. It's just
Speaker 1: the one that I've clung to, Okay, And I think
Speaker 1: that I kind of get that you wouldn't expect a
Speaker 1: DJ to be in mensa. But here's the reason I
Speaker 1: did because I fifteen or so years ago, I somebody
Speaker 1: said you don't have a college degree, you only have
Speaker 1: an associates degree. And I felt rather insecure about that.
Speaker 1: So not long after I went on the mensa dot
Speaker 1: org website whatever, and I took the test. And if
Speaker 1: you take the test and pass it, then you can
Speaker 1: re quest an invitation to take the in person test.
Speaker 1: So I go down to Burnsville on a Saturday morning.
Speaker 1: I sit in the library with a couple of nerds
Speaker 1: that are supervising the whole thing to make sure you
Speaker 1: don't cheat, and they watch you take the test and
Speaker 1: it's about a two hour test and it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: something like leaf is too tree, as cotton is too blank,
Speaker 1: or finish the next number one, three, six, nine, twenty two,
Speaker 1: what's the next number?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it was all a bunch of stuff like that,
Speaker 1: or why is this picture? What's next in the sea,
Speaker 1: and a lot of not knowledge stuff at all, but
Speaker 1: just like how sharp can you think? And I thought
Speaker 1: I did, okay, And then you wait about a month
Speaker 1: until you get the letter. And it was one of
Speaker 1: the biggest days of my life that I got into Mensa.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: And so I used to bust that out all the
Speaker 1: fucking time. And I would tell intern John, like, you
Speaker 1: don't argue with me. I'm in Mensa because I'm just
Speaker 1: more smarter.
Speaker 2: More smarter than you.
Speaker 3: Did they give you like a scoring, like is it.
Speaker 1: Like an no score? No, that's the interesting thing. They
Speaker 1: talk about IQ scores and the Mensa people don't really
Speaker 1: believe in IQ scores, sure, because you can take one
Speaker 1: one time and get a one eighty two, and take
Speaker 1: it another time and get a sixty four.
Speaker 3: Sure, So it's just that you were in. That's it.
Speaker 1: Just that I was in.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: So I'm a lifetime member because I don't want to
Speaker 1: ever have to retest. So if I retest, i'd probably
Speaker 1: fuck it right up.
Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, Yeah, you've gone batty since then.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So that was very very cute. What's the podcast
Speaker 1: called again that I Whine and Crime, Wine and Crime.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it must be a local podcast.
Speaker 2: They knew who you were, they said, KATWB, and that's its.
Speaker 1: Send your thoughts into Ryan's show at katwb dot com.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to talk about yeast infections, uti s
Speaker 1: peeing after sex, discussing sex with your mom, me discussing
Speaker 1: sex with your mom because me and your mom were
Speaker 1: on the phone last night for a long time talking
Speaker 1: about sex.
Speaker 3: We got to do that to the people listening right now, trying.
Speaker 1: To get it, trying to provocativity, Yeah, for pockativity, for
Speaker 1: pocketty exactly. That's it. Bye.