WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:03.640 Minnesota. Goodbye, Bailey, Tell me about your kidney infection. 2 00:00:04.480 --> 00:00:07.000 I got a kidney infection. I had a fever starting 3 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:10.160 halfway through Friday, and it went into Saturday and got 4 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:12.599 really bad Saturday night. So I went to urgent care 5 00:00:12.599 --> 00:00:15.679 on Sunday and they told me I had a kidney infection. 6 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:18.280 So they gave me a massive shot in the leg 7 00:00:18.399 --> 00:00:19.920 that hurt like a bitch. 8 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:20.359 Shoh. 9 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:22.120 Someone said that you get it in the butt. 10 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:25.199 Said, They said, you would get it into like any 11 00:00:25.399 --> 00:00:27.679 main like muscle system or whatever. 12 00:00:27.839 --> 00:00:28.160 Yeah. 13 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:30.160 So they I'm sure they could have put it in 14 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:32.000 my butt, but I said, here's my leg. 15 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:32.640 Go ahead. 16 00:00:33.479 --> 00:00:35.679 They could have put it in they. 17 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:39.359 Wanted to, but they didn't. It's in my leg. So 18 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:41.439 now I have my left leg hurts from my new 19 00:00:41.479 --> 00:00:43.520 tattoo I got. My right leg hurts because of this 20 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:45.560 giant shot I got. And then I picked up my 21 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:50.200 prescription yesterday and so I am on antibiotics as we speak. 22 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:52.240 Okay, now is it from the rough loven? Because I 23 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:53.840 don't want to get too personal that it's probably like 24 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:55.920 I'm probably not allowed to ask that because if you 25 00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:58.840 work it, let's say Huntington Bank, and let's say Suzanne 26 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:00.759 comes in and she's got a U TI or whatever. 27 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:02.880 You don't say, Suzanne, was it from the rough Loven? 28 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:05.680 But I will go ahead and risk being an HR 29 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:08.239 nightmare and say, Bailey, was it from the rough Leven. 30 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:10.280 I don't think it was from the rough Loven. I mean, 31 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:13.319 maybe it was from the loven, but it wasn't rough 32 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:15.200 so period. 33 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:16.640 In general, you're panicking, Jenny, what's wrong? 34 00:01:16.719 --> 00:01:20.319 No, AV was just doing something. 35 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:20.599 Okay. 36 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:23.000 I think he was confused. I had to toggle that 37 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:25.280 down because it teased Jonathan Fogel. 38 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:29.680 Okay, so the behind the scenes, now there's something going on. 39 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:32.000 Now you hear a walkie talkie and a male alert 40 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:34.120 coming out right in the middle of the whole rough. 41 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:35.359 I what you were talking. 42 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.000 I was really bummed. So you think it was from 43 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:38.879 the loven? But not There was no rough loven. 44 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:40.879 There wasn't any rough loven. I think I just have 45 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:43.840 sensitive lady parts. To be honest. I have had UTIs 46 00:01:43.879 --> 00:01:47.079 in the past, but I usually know what they feel like, 47 00:01:47.239 --> 00:01:50.439 and I did not think I had a UTI. Uh so, 48 00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:52.599 and the UTI is, I mean a kidney infection is 49 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:56.159 like caused by UTI and they if it gets bad enough, 50 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:58.480 it like you know, can turn even worse from a 51 00:01:58.519 --> 00:02:00.280 kidney infection to like steps it. 52 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:01.400 But my mom's sapsist. 53 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:05.000 Yeah, my mom's conceptic twice from kidney infections. So I 54 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:07.359 thought it was just genetic when they said I had 55 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:12.080 a kidney infection, but it's apparently probably from the loven I. 56 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:16.400 Think, you know there, I dated a girl that I 57 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:19.120 think when she's very very sensitive lady parts, and I 58 00:02:19.159 --> 00:02:22.240 think she said that her urethra was too close to 59 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:26.159 her vaginal opening. Sure, and and I don't know whether 60 00:02:26.199 --> 00:02:27.840 that's even a thing, but that's what she said. And 61 00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:30.439 she said that she was prone to UTIs. And the 62 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:32.879 same girl also like if she got like soap or 63 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:36.520 conditioner or something in the lady part area, she had 64 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:38.719 to run down to it. Back then, there was no 65 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.360 cvs like Minute clinic or whatever. You had to go 66 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:43.479 wait in line of the emergency room. And so we 67 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:46.599 would spend a couple of nights in the emergency room. Yeah, 68 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:48.560 while she waited for them to give her because they 69 00:02:48.599 --> 00:02:50.319 pretty much do it like you walk in, you go, 70 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:51.919 I got a UTI and they give you a couple 71 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:54.280 of pills now right right, and a casual. 72 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:56.759 I feel like they have to test you somehow. 73 00:02:57.240 --> 00:02:59.639 I mean, I think like anytime I've had a UTI, 74 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:05.599 I just take enough, like I guess ibupro villain. Yeah, okay, 75 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:08.240 just like ibuprofen and then cranberry juice and it goes 76 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:10.280 away on its own. She cutis can just go away 77 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:11.960 on their own. I didn't know that, Like, if you 78 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:15.120 don't treat it, then it can spread to your kidneys. 79 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:18.039 So apparently that's what happened to me. But like I 80 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:20.719 didn't realize I had a UTI, or else I would 81 00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:23.520 have done something about it before it spread to my kidneys. 82 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:27.680 So okay, yeah, well seriously, And I'm not trying to 83 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:30.039 be like salacious now I ask you about that because 84 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:32.280 I don't care about your sex life. I'm curious about it, 85 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:35.000 but I don't care. But I'm glad you're having one now. 86 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:37.840 But I think that people relate when like Fallon talked 87 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:40.400 about her hemorrhoids. She was the first woman in American 88 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:44.000 radio to ever talk about hemorrhoids on radio, and she said, 89 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:46.000 they're like the size of a bundle of grapes hanging 90 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:46.879 out of my asshole. 91 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:47.360 Oh my god. 92 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:49.719 And I said, wow, that's that's a lot of hemorrhoids, 93 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:52.240 and so she took us through the whole journey of 94 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:55.520 you know, like I don't know the treatment and the surgery. 95 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:58.240 She had surgery, right, Yeah, she had to have She's 96 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:00.560 had to have hemorrhoids removed to her three times. 97 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:00.719 Doun. 98 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:03.080 There was one morning that she was in so much 99 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:05.719 pain in here that I had to end up posting 100 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:07.599 an event she was supposed to host that afternoon because 101 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:10.039 she left right after the show and what and got 102 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:12.840 them removed? It was like an emergency hemorrhoid. 103 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:15.800 From wild Well, it reminds me when I was a kid, 104 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:18.839 My dad had hemorrhoids and he said, go down to 105 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:22.920 Kmart and get me some preparation, h and get the 106 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:24.839 kind with the applicator, because if you don't, when you 107 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:26.680 get back home, you'll have another job to do. 108 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:28.560 Oh my gosh. 109 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:29.720 I stole that joke. 110 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:31.879 Oh, I was like, your dad would never No. 111 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:34.279 I stole that joke from a comedian who I don't 112 00:04:34.279 --> 00:04:38.120 think is around anymore, called wild Bill Bower. And wild 113 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:40.800 Bill told this joke several times on our show, and 114 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:43.360 we'd be like, tell that hemorrhoid joke, and I thought 115 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:44.879 it was very funny. He's like, okay, get the kind 116 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:46.920 with the applicator. When you come home, you'll have another 117 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:49.759 job to do. That made me laugh. Okay, nobody has 118 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:51.160 hemorrhoids though I don't. 119 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:54.160 I know good. I had one before. Yeah, yeah, but 120 00:04:54.279 --> 00:04:55.839 it went away on its own. 121 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:57.959 A lot of the time with preparation. H you can 122 00:04:58.160 --> 00:04:59.519 like it'll go away on its own. 123 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:01.920 Yeah, but sing with like the UTI goes away on 124 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:03.839 its own. And I'm locked and loaded now. I bought 125 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:08.800 Cranberry supplements. I brought probiotic supplements. I bought cranberry juice. 126 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:11.800 I have liquid IV. I am like set. And the 127 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:13.839 worst thing that I will take to my grave is 128 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:16.160 being on the phone with my mom yesterday and she said, 129 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:19.079 remember you have to pee after sex, and I was like, 130 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:21.720 thank you, yes, thank you. 131 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:22.079 Well. 132 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:23.920 Women do tend to get up and run to the 133 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.600 bathroom to pee. I've never gone in there and said, hey, 134 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.399 what's up? Why what is that a natural urge? 135 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:32.120 No? No, no, I feel like you know that you're 136 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.000 supposed to go and do that, So I feel like 137 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:36.120 that's one on one, Like if you're doing it, you 138 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:38.160 know that that's what you're supposed to do, so you 139 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:41.079 don't get a uti. But having my mom tell me 140 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:45.360 that kill me. I want to die. I've never ever 141 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:48.120 talked about doing any loven at all with my mother, 142 00:05:48.279 --> 00:05:51.240 as far as she knows, immaculate conception if I was pregnant. 143 00:05:51.319 --> 00:05:55.079 Okay, interesting cause some moms. I know a mom right 144 00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:59.319 now who's got a daughter, and she's like, oh, I said, 145 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:02.160 does your daughter have sex? She's in high school. She's like, yeah, 146 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:04.000 she's having sex. I said, how do you feel about that? 147 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:06.240 She's like, well, she's gonna do it anyway, whether I 148 00:06:06.279 --> 00:06:08.920 know about it or not. So they got her on 149 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:15.199 the implant. Maybe is that possible? Yeah? And they And 150 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:17.480 I'm like that just weirds me out that you have 151 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:21.199 such an open discussion with your daughter sure about having 152 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:23.439 sex at sixteen years old. She's like, she's gonna do 153 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:25.560 it anyway. I'm glad she tells me that. 154 00:06:25.759 --> 00:06:28.120 They're talking about it, because my mom wouldn't say jack 155 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:29.959 shit to me when I was growing up. 156 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:32.199 So that's so interesting. All right. We covered a lot 157 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:34.199 of stuff there. Have you got any comments on UTIs, 158 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:37.560 peeing after sex or having a sexual discussion with your mother, 159 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:40.800 then send me your comments. I'm sure it probably triggers 160 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:44.079 some thoughts for you. All right, let me go to 161 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:46.680 the email here and see what we got. Hello, gang 162 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.879 staff writer Janelle. Here, I just wanted to let Dave 163 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:51.600 and you all know about a company I use when 164 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:53.560 I had to make a hard decision to put my 165 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:56.759 dog to its final rest. It is called Pet's Remember. 166 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:58.759 They come to your house and they do it there 167 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:03.079 inside of instead of at the vet. With my Chloe, 168 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:05.680 she was most calm at my folks where she was raised. 169 00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:08.920 They have vets in whatever area you live in. They 170 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:11.279 are super caring. They came out and put our Chloe 171 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:13.160 to sleep in the backyard. They gave us so much 172 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.879 time as we needed to say goodbye and explained everything 173 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.360 she was doing. After it was done, we laid next 174 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:19.600 to her. It could hold her as long as we 175 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:22.160 wanted to. She then took her away in a basket 176 00:07:22.199 --> 00:07:23.920 and her remains were ready the next day to be 177 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:26.839 picked up. It was the best experience for this sad decision. 178 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:28.800 Oh my gosh, I'm going to tear up when it's 179 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:32.319 time to say goodbye to your Josie. Please consider this option, Janelle. 180 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:36.959 Thank you, Janelle. I absolutely will pets remembered. You think 181 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:37.839 I'll remember that. 182 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.680 You should remember it, or at least remember that that's 183 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:42.759 an option, because Andrew wishes he would have done that 184 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:45.480 with Mickey instead of going to the vet. Yeah, it was. 185 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:47.480 I mean, I've never put a dog down before, but 186 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:50.600 like now I'm going to get teary eyed talking about it. 187 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:51.519 You were destroyed. 188 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:54.720 When so hard? Oh my gosh, it was so hard. 189 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:56.480 And I feel like if someone would have come to 190 00:07:56.519 --> 00:07:58.839 the house, it would have it would have someone very hard, 191 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:01.920 but it would have been a little bit better because like, honestly, 192 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:04.480 to see like the fear. Every dog's scared of the vet, 193 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:07.560 so it's like you already can see that they're scared, 194 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:09.079 and then you get. 195 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:12.600 A yeah, yeah, ah, Jenny, I'm sorry we brought that up. 196 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:15.120 I can only give you dogs. 197 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:17.560 The only pet I've ever put sleep was our cat, Willie. 198 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:19.759 And Willy was an interesting cat. He was not a 199 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:23.240 friendly cat. He never really quite bonded with the family. 200 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:26.720 He just lived there. And then he got old and 201 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:29.720 he'd pee everywhere and he wouldn't eat or whatever. So 202 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:32.000 I took him down to the vet and and it 203 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:34.759 was very sad because even though he wasn't super bonded 204 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:36.600 with the family, he's still our buddy, and you know, 205 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:39.519 we were all he had. So they put him to sleep, 206 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:43.440 and then I did not know that once they're gone, 207 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:46.279 their limp. Yeah, so I went to pick him up 208 00:08:46.279 --> 00:08:48.840 and hug him, and I had a limp dead cat 209 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:53.200 in my arms, and I realized, don't pick your cat 210 00:08:53.320 --> 00:08:56.320 or your dog up after they've been euthanized, because they're 211 00:08:56.759 --> 00:09:00.480 limp and it's not a pleasant feeling. So hug them 212 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:04.039 and hold them before they go, and then after they 213 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:06.879 go maybe like, you know, cradle your arms around them. 214 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:08.000 Are you going to cry? 215 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:11.240 I'm sorry now I'm thinking about my cat. So I 216 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:16.200 don't want to talk about it. Well, okay, I down 217 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:19.000 so many pets and so like my favorite cat in 218 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:20.360 the world, and I was there when. 219 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:21.879 He died and it was just so sad. 220 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:24.799 So I don't want to talk about it though, because 221 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:28.159 baileg and cheer you up really quick though, ready cancer 222 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:32.759 cancer cancer, Bailey trying to cheer you up, Bailey cancer. 223 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:35.600 Bailey and I have a stupid joke and it's kind 224 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:37.440 of an inside joke where we'll bitch is like, oh, 225 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:38.519 what's wrong, you don't feel good? 226 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:38.799 Yeah? 227 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:40.600 I get something on my neck cancer. 228 00:09:40.399 --> 00:09:42.320 Cancer, which is what you said to me when I 229 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:44.519 was in urgent care. I was like, by the way, 230 00:09:44.559 --> 00:09:47.960 I'm an urgent Karen, cancer, I hope it's nothing bad. 231 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:48.600 Cancer. 232 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:51.720 Well you write it in all caps with an exclamation point. 233 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:56.000 Cancer, All right, Alien, I cycles have syncd up or 234 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.519 something because we're both over here. 235 00:09:58.480 --> 00:09:59.480 Like are you both cry? 236 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:04.039 I tell you something balling during not bawling. But I 237 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:08.759 was emotional during Christmas wish yesterday. I like they just 238 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:11.039 it just hit me out of nowhere and I couldn't stop. 239 00:10:12.120 --> 00:10:12.519 Cancer. 240 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:14.080 Cancer. Here we go, cancer. 241 00:10:14.279 --> 00:10:16.279 I'm gonna be a wreck when Josie goes. I probably 242 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:17.960 will not be able to come into work that day. Yeah, 243 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:20.879 just this lets you know, because that is my girl. 244 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:23.519 That is the only dog I've ever raised by myself, 245 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:27.799 from puppy hood to old old age. And she is 246 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:31.039 an old girl, but she is still happy and full 247 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:34.639 of love and loves retreats and loves scratches. So next email, 248 00:10:34.840 --> 00:10:37.320 this from Chris says, I'm only writing in case you 249 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.360 need emails. Okay we do, or maybe because I like 250 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:43.279 hearing mine read on the Minnesota Goodbye? Where did the 251 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:45.720 minute and a half of ads at the beginning and 252 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:48.320 end of every podcast come from. I like to wait 253 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:51.399 till the end of the week to binge them at work. 254 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:54.360 But fuck, there's a lot of time in the ads. 255 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:56.720 Just curious. I don't know anything about the ads on 256 00:10:56.720 --> 00:11:00.440 the podcast. I don't listen back to the podcast, and 257 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:03.720 I would never suggest you fast forward through them. But 258 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:05.840 I will only tell you that I listened to a podcast. 259 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:10.559 Somebody recommended a podcast called I'm gonna pull it up 260 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:13.480 for you, and I fast forwarded through the ads. But 261 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:17.840 the podcast that I'm listening to is called ah God, 262 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:21.440 I'm gonna have trouble finding it here. It's called Believable. 263 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:26.799 The Coco Berthman story. Coco Coco Berthman was a woman 264 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:31.039 who she was a big influencer and you probably look 265 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:33.519 her up on Instagram. She's probably still there, Coco Berthman, 266 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:37.519 And she claimed that she had terminal cancer, so she 267 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.720 raised a lot of money. Turned out she did not 268 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:41.679 have cancer. Then she claimed that she was a victim 269 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:44.720 of sex trafficking and her mother sex trafficked her as 270 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:47.120 a child for money. And then I'm not far enough 271 00:11:47.120 --> 00:11:49.320 into it, but they think she made the whole thing up. 272 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:52.480 Oh kind of like the woman it was so fascinating. 273 00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:55.000 The woman who claimed that she was in one of 274 00:11:55.039 --> 00:11:57.279 the towers on nine to eleven. Oh yeah, and it's 275 00:11:57.320 --> 00:12:00.240 called the Woman who Wasn't There. And it turned out 276 00:12:00.279 --> 00:12:03.559 she was missing an arm from a childhood disease or accident, 277 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:05.799 but she said she lost it in nine to eleven 278 00:12:06.159 --> 00:12:09.600 and her fiance died in the other tower, and she 279 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:12.559 made the whole fucking thing up. She wasn't even in 280 00:12:12.559 --> 00:12:13.759 the United States. Me, what's that? 281 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:16.120 Those people are so weird to me, Like, that's a 282 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:19.279 choice that you're making to like, say, you know what, 283 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:21.759 I want attention, So I'm gonna say that I was 284 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:22.519 a part of this. 285 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:25.039 So isn't that astounding that somebody would go? Yeah, it 286 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:26.559 is one of the best books I've ever read. The 287 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:32.240 Woman who Wasn't there, and she was just lying about 288 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:36.039 the whole thing, and people believed her, all right, continuing 289 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:38.759 on with the Minnesota Goodbye, let me tap on this 290 00:12:38.799 --> 00:12:40.639 and then we'll tap on this one. Here comes Juanita 291 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:43.159 with her random rant y'all already, I'm ready, okay, we're 292 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:46.639 gonna push this button, push this button, and here comes Juanita. 293 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:52.519 Shout out for your contribution to the Minnesota. Goodbye, here 294 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:52.799 we go. 295 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:56.639 Hey, it's me. So this rant is about unruly kids. 296 00:12:57.120 --> 00:13:00.039 So I went to Tarja one day and when i 297 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:01.840 there was a lady who walked past me, and there 298 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:03.919 was a little boy that was walking behind her. Now, 299 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:05.559 I swear to God, this little boy couldn't have been 300 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.039 no more than between eight and nine years old, eight 301 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:11.120 and eleven, I mean, so as he's walking behind hers, 302 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:13.039 he's steady yelling at her, saying. 303 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:13.440 You bitch. 304 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.200 I hate you, you bitch. I don't even know why 305 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.440 dad married you because you're such a bitch. Oh my god, 306 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:21.000 I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. So throughout 307 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:23.679 the store you could still hear this little kid yelling 308 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:25.600 out bitch and how he hated her and all this 309 00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:27.879 kind of stuff. Everybody in the store was saying the 310 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:30.279 same thing, I can't believe. And she not one time, 311 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:32.320 not once, even you turn around and looked at this 312 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:35.320 little kid. So everybody's saying the same thing that they 313 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:37.320 can't believe. This little boy is saying that they can't 314 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:40.240 believe that this parent is allowing him to get away 315 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:43.200 with this. So I'm in line, and by the grace 316 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:45.799 of God, the Lord must have knew that she needed 317 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:47.799 my help because she got in the same line as me. 318 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:51.080 So as when she's standing in line, the little boy 319 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:53.320 said it again. I hate you, you bitch. You knew 320 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:54.759 I didn't want that. Why would you buy that? 321 00:13:54.799 --> 00:13:57.360 Anyway? You bought that because you're such a bitch. 322 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:59.840 So I went and looked past her and I said, 323 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:01.759 you got one more time to call her a bit, 324 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:03.440 and I'm gonna snatch a fucking tongue at your mouth. 325 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.759 And I'm a wipe with a cloak's wife. He looks 326 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:07.679 at me and he goes, well, who the hell are you? 327 00:14:08.039 --> 00:14:09.840 I said, I'm your fucking wors' nightmare. 328 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:12.639 Parents. Don't let your fucking kids get away with shit 329 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:13.399 like that. 330 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:15.799 That is so fucking disrespectful, because I want to choke 331 00:14:15.879 --> 00:14:17.879 that little boy to the fucking eyeballs popped out, put 332 00:14:17.919 --> 00:14:19.600 them back in and ask them, did you see that? 333 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:24.080 You see that? God? I hate fucking unruly kids. Well 334 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:27.600 that's this. We love you guys. Talk to you next week. 335 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:31.200 Oh my god, that might be one. 336 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:34.159 Yes, that might be wana bro. 337 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:36.159 Your side. 338 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:40.840 The passion, The passion is amazing. I think that Susan 339 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:42.960 and I were talking about this last night, because there 340 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:44.919 is some I don't want to get any but you 341 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:46.799 know some people who are not doing the best job 342 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:49.320 of raising their kid. And I said, that's what happens 343 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:51.480 when you are raised by somebody who doesn't know how 344 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:55.240 to raise you. You learn from your parents how to 345 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:57.120 raise a kid. But if your parents don't know how 346 00:14:57.120 --> 00:14:59.480 to raise you, you're not going to know how to raise 347 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:04.440 a baby. And I think sometimes that's kind that sounds 348 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:08.039 like what happened there, Like this mom didn't have any 349 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:10.039 idea how to raise a baby because maybe she was 350 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:13.039 not raised or maybe she's just stupid one of the other. 351 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:17.960 I'm really sure. Okay, there's one that I wanted to 352 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:20.720 find for you because it made me laugh, and it 353 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:26.679 was an audio clip hold on one second of somebody 354 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:30.600 talking about me on their podcast. Now, of course I 355 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:33.799 can't find it, but let me see stall for me 356 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:34.360 for a second. 357 00:15:34.399 --> 00:15:36.559 Anybody, Jenny, you look really pretty today. 358 00:15:36.720 --> 00:15:38.159 Your hair looks really billowy. 359 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:39.600 Billowy. 360 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:42.080 Yeah, like a cloud. I actually like, did it nice 361 00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:45.120 for Thanksgiving? And I haven't touched it since. So what 362 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:47.679 Today's Tuesday? So that was Thursday? That a girl must 363 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:50.519 be right? It still looks like this it's because I 364 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:53.240 haven't worked out, though I am going to work out 365 00:15:53.279 --> 00:15:56.440 today and so I imagine it'll be disgusting. 366 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:58.240 I was wondering why your muscles looked like they were 367 00:15:58.279 --> 00:15:59.279 an atrophy, so. 368 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:03.840 They're not doing you want to step into the gym. 369 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:08.759 Good word. So somebody sent this in and they say, Dave, 370 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:10.159 I was waiting for you to come back to town 371 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:12.799 to share this with you. The hosts of the Wine 372 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:15.879 and Crime podcast talked about you in their episode that 373 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:18.960 came out November twenty first. Maybe somebody who's already sent 374 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:20.600 this to you know, but I just thought it was 375 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:23.879 very funny that my favorite radio podcast host was talked 376 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:27.320 about on my other favorite podcast. They do poke funny 377 00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:28.799 you a little bit, but I know you have a 378 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:32.240 sense of humor. Enjoy. Here we go from a podcast 379 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:33.480 called Wine and Crime. 380 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:35.240 It's a smart club for dorks. 381 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:37.240 I want to be in MENSA. 382 00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:38.639 We can't. 383 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:43.360 I know, we can't be in MENSA. If there was 384 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:47.320 a MENSA for like people who knew a lot about cats. 385 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:49.799 We could be in mensally ill. 386 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:52.600 Podcasters club. 387 00:16:56.720 --> 00:16:58.639 Ryan in the Morning Show is a MENSA member. 388 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:04.519 What that's not true. It's on his Instagram that has 389 00:17:04.599 --> 00:17:05.519 got to be a joke. 390 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:06.680 I don't think it is. 391 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:10.839 I believe it. You believe Dave Ryan of Katie WB 392 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:15.680 is in mensa. It's on his instagram Dave Ryan mensa. 393 00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:18.599 You asked him yesterday, he wasn't there. 394 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:24.240 Oh, he wasn't there, morning radio host, author, motorcycles, pilot, 395 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:27.319 magic ukulele Dad mensa. 396 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:32.200 He also capitalized it as about an acronym about Dave Ryan. 397 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:35.559 From the website, it says, did you know that Dave 398 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:38.400 Ryan is a member of the High IQ Society mensa? 399 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:40.599 If not, just stick around for five minutes and he'll 400 00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:41.440 mention it again. 401 00:17:43.319 --> 00:17:46.839