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Speaker 3: With which just never ever ceases to amaze me as
Speaker 3: long as we've been doing what is now called idiotology
Speaker 3: and newsviews before that, you just some of these stories
Speaker 3: you just couldn't make up if you wanted to.
Speaker 2: What's this one? We go to.
Speaker 3: Toledo, Ohio, where a woman an Ohio woman is accused
Speaker 3: of leaving her two young children alone in an unlocked
Speaker 3: car with the engine off in twenty six degree weather.
Speaker 2: Where was the car.
Speaker 1: Outside of a bar closeth meth shot shops?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thinking like a medical marijuana joint. Yeah, first the
Speaker 2: weed joints.
Speaker 1: Now, ye know it's gateway to meth shops. That's it.
Speaker 1: Myth really helps you out. It helps out dental problems,
Speaker 1: to get rid of your teeth for you, so the
Speaker 1: dentist doesn't have to pull them.
Speaker 3: Cars in the parking lot of a of the Hollywood
Speaker 3: Casino and Toledo. Oh come on, hold on, this is
Speaker 3: where parts where I can't make this up. Shanaia Gamble
Speaker 3: all right, twenty two years old? Is the mom in
Speaker 3: question left the two youngsters.
Speaker 2: Do you have a picture of her.
Speaker 3: Right here?
Speaker 2: Uh huh? She fits the exact yep, they're trying to
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean we see it down here
Speaker 2: with leaving the kids or.
Speaker 3: Even Shakya Gamble leaves her two kids in subfreezing weather
Speaker 3: in the parking lot of the casino while she's inside
Speaker 3: trying to you know.
Speaker 1: We see it here, like I was saying, with the heat,
Speaker 1: leaving your kids or pets in the car, you.
Speaker 2: Don't do it? Isn't that? Don't they know that? Up north?
Speaker 2: If it's twenty something degrees, twenty six degrees. Don't leave
Speaker 2: them in there. He'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pull the one arm band at about
Speaker 1: ten times with this, with this welfare check I have.
Speaker 2: And then the rent money going here.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm already. I'm laid on it. Man, it's the seventh,
Speaker 1: but yesterday it was the seventh. She pleaded not guilty
Speaker 1: in her initial appearance.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Okay, she's twenty two with two kids. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's on her way. We got it. We got a
Speaker 2: future fiver, don't We don't judge? Do we have a
Speaker 2: future fiver here?
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna gnosticate if she's gonna turn out five kids?
Speaker 2: What do you mean don't judge?
Speaker 1: Says the guy who's talking about as she's sitting there
Speaker 1: with two kids in the freezing car.
Speaker 3: Last name gamble, and she's gambled again. Let me refer
Speaker 3: to you to my initial comment. As long as we've
Speaker 3: done this, I just report these stories. I don't make
Speaker 3: them up. Yeah, I'm going five. We're not here to
Speaker 3: solve the world's problems, dude, No, just to comment on them.
Speaker 3: As close as we're gonna get.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to save the taxpayer some money, because
Speaker 1: I bet those kids are gonna.
Speaker 2: Be wards of the state.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, very much, some government cheese. Let's go to Concord,
Speaker 3: North Carolina. Woman there actually had to be hospitalized after
Speaker 3: she accidentally glued her eyes shut.
Speaker 2: Oh no, is it? Is it?
Speaker 1: Remember the lady had the big lawsuit because she put
Speaker 1: the super glue in her eyes, say, thinking it was
Speaker 1: his eye drops.
Speaker 3: That's literally the situation here. She thought it was her
Speaker 3: contact solution. Oh god, this nail glue.
Speaker 2: That would be the worst. Man.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had the pink eye where your eyes
Speaker 1: are sealed shut?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had that where it gets crusty and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, where you wake up and you can't open them
Speaker 1: look and they're like this and they're sealed together.
Speaker 2: You've never had that, have you.
Speaker 3: I've had pink eye where it gets a little crusty,
Speaker 3: but to the point where I'm not able to look
Speaker 3: out the eye because it's sealed shut. No, I have
Speaker 3: not had the pleasure of experiencing that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. I've had that as a youngster
Speaker 2: because you were the dirty kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had that as a youngster many times, and
Speaker 1: it was the biggest nightmare because I was I was
Speaker 1: a kid, and I remember on a trip to New
Speaker 1: York in the back of the station wagon, waking up
Speaker 1: from like a slumber. You know that pop. Sure, Pop
Speaker 1: would leave so early in the morning. I woke up,
Speaker 1: but my smoke would wake up. Uh yeah, exactly. He's
Speaker 1: sig smoking him reaching over for Bruski No, and I'm
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 2: Oh, hey, I can't.
Speaker 1: Say it was my eyes were sealed hut with pinky.
Speaker 1: It's the worst pat think of that with glue.
Speaker 3: She so she wears contacts and grabbed the nail glue
Speaker 3: instead of the eye drops. So I don't wear contacts.
Speaker 3: Would that would mean her contacts weren't in or she
Speaker 3: because if they were, and she would should have been
Speaker 3: able to see that it was nail glue.
Speaker 2: She's just a moron. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And again, if you if you go back to that
Speaker 1: first story, not the woman, not the fiver there I
Speaker 1: was talking about. I'm talking about the first story of
Speaker 1: the lady that that glued.
Speaker 2: Her eyes shut. She tried suing for like a million
Speaker 2: dollars or something, and she may have gotten it. Are
Speaker 2: you you're confusing? Are you confusing? The gorilla glue girl
Speaker 2: who glued her hand to her head or something.
Speaker 1: No, she didn't glue her hand to it. There was
Speaker 1: one glued her eyeshut. And then she tried putting a
Speaker 1: lawsuit against them, and it's like, you're a dumbass.
Speaker 2: I know you're not my household.
Speaker 3: I know, call us crazy, but our eye drop solution
Speaker 3: and the glue products are kept in different areas of
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Generally the eye drop solution is and what is that
Speaker 3: thing called in the bathroom a medicine cabinet.
Speaker 1: And then usually the you know, the the gorilla glue
Speaker 1: or any of those products are gage. We're in your
Speaker 1: tape and scissors and tools, maybe stuff like that. Maybe
Speaker 1: she lives in a tiny house. Pat don't judge again.
Speaker 3: Okay, you all are gonna want the visuals of this.
Speaker 3: Say hello to twenty two year old Sofia Ros or
Speaker 3: Sofia Ross. She works at Hooters in Sarasota. This is
Speaker 3: the Yeah. Really, Sophia had a few and got pulled over.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was after her shift, but
Speaker 3: because she had the Hooters sweat suit on and the
Speaker 3: Hooters server outfit underneath. When she removed the top of
Speaker 3: the sweatshirt to fail at trying to flirt her way
Speaker 3: out of a suspected Do you I.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make out here, to wake out here, pick
Speaker 1: out of heat?
Speaker 3: Bro Okay, do you want to try this first exercise
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 2: I will do anything for your daddy. All right? Can
Speaker 2: you put your feet together in your hands? Okay? Are
Speaker 2: you wearing? Are you wearing wearing? Glasses of God? Seconds?
Speaker 2: Why you've such a nerve? Broll some daddy.
Speaker 3: She lives up the sweatshirt top. I'm looking right there,
Speaker 3: tight white servers outfit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now the scary part is I hate it.
Speaker 2: She's on the road.
Speaker 3: She was pulled over. Listen to this pulled over right
Speaker 3: around two am. She this back and forth. When I
Speaker 3: have the video, two different videos for you on our
Speaker 3: Facebook page. There's a clip that's been cut down for
Speaker 3: a local news report, and then there's the full body
Speaker 3: camp from the officer of the whole interaction.
Speaker 2: That's what I need. I need a full body shot. Ye, Well,
Speaker 2: go down to the next video there on the Facebook. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she's pulled over at two am. This back and
Speaker 3: forth goes on for so long. She didn't even get
Speaker 3: breathalyzed until three twelve in the morning, but even at
Speaker 3: that point she was four times the legal limit. She
Speaker 3: can barely her pre trials tomorrow by the way way
Speaker 3: over in Sarasota County.
Speaker 1: So she's sitting there in a different orange jumpsuit. It
Speaker 1: ain't these cute little hooter short. She might need to
Speaker 1: cut that jumpsuit off at the bottom and asked her shoes.
Speaker 2: Tied up in a knot just above the belly.
Speaker 1: Ott can I serve in the lunch room?
Speaker 2: R R, Orlando's rock station.