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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 3>With which just never ever ceases to amaze me as

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<v Speaker 3>long as we've been doing what is now called idiotology

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<v Speaker 3>and newsviews before that, you just some of these stories

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<v Speaker 3>you just couldn't make up if you wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>What's this one? We go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Toledo, Ohio, where a woman an Ohio woman is accused

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<v Speaker 3>of leaving her two young children alone in an unlocked

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<v Speaker 3>car with the engine off in twenty six degree weather.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Outside of a bar closeth meth shot shops?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thinking like a medical marijuana joint. Yeah, first the

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<v Speaker 2>weed joints.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, ye know it's gateway to meth shops. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Myth really helps you out. It helps out dental problems,

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<v Speaker 1>to get rid of your teeth for you, so the

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<v Speaker 1>dentist doesn't have to pull them.

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<v Speaker 3>Cars in the parking lot of a of the Hollywood

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<v Speaker 3>Casino and Toledo. Oh come on, hold on, this is

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<v Speaker 3>where parts where I can't make this up. Shanaia Gamble

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<v Speaker 3>all right, twenty two years old? Is the mom in

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<v Speaker 3>question left the two youngsters.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a picture of her.

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<v Speaker 3>Right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh? She fits the exact yep, they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean we see it down here

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<v Speaker 2>with leaving the kids or.

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<v Speaker 3>Even Shakya Gamble leaves her two kids in subfreezing weather

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<v Speaker 3>in the parking lot of the casino while she's inside

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<v Speaker 3>trying to you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We see it here, like I was saying, with the heat,

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<v Speaker 1>leaving your kids or pets in the car, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do it? Isn't that? Don't they know that? Up north?

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<v Speaker 2>If it's twenty something degrees, twenty six degrees. Don't leave

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<v Speaker 2>them in there. He'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna pull the one arm band at about

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<v Speaker 1>ten times with this, with this welfare check I have.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the rent money going here.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm already. I'm laid on it. Man, it's the seventh,

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<v Speaker 1>but yesterday it was the seventh. She pleaded not guilty

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<v Speaker 1>in her initial appearance.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, Okay, she's twenty two with two kids. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's on her way. We got it. We got a

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<v Speaker 2>future fiver, don't We don't judge? Do we have a

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<v Speaker 2>future fiver here?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna gnosticate if she's gonna turn out five kids?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean don't judge?

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<v Speaker 1>Says the guy who's talking about as she's sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>with two kids in the freezing car.

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<v Speaker 3>Last name gamble, and she's gambled again. Let me refer

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<v Speaker 3>to you to my initial comment. As long as we've

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<v Speaker 3>done this, I just report these stories. I don't make

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<v Speaker 3>them up. Yeah, I'm going five. We're not here to

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<v Speaker 3>solve the world's problems, dude, No, just to comment on them.

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<v Speaker 3>As close as we're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to save the taxpayer some money, because

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<v Speaker 1>I bet those kids are gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Be wards of the state.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, very much, some government cheese. Let's go to Concord,

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<v Speaker 3>North Carolina. Woman there actually had to be hospitalized after

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<v Speaker 3>she accidentally glued her eyes shut.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, is it? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the lady had the big lawsuit because she put

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<v Speaker 1>the super glue in her eyes, say, thinking it was

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<v Speaker 1>his eye drops.

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<v Speaker 3>That's literally the situation here. She thought it was her

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<v Speaker 3>contact solution. Oh god, this nail glue.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be the worst. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had the pink eye where your eyes

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<v Speaker 1>are sealed shut?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had that where it gets crusty and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>No, where you wake up and you can't open them

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<v Speaker 1>look and they're like this and they're sealed together.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never had that, have you.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had pink eye where it gets a little crusty,

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<v Speaker 3>but to the point where I'm not able to look

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<v Speaker 3>out the eye because it's sealed shut. No, I have

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<v Speaker 3>not had the pleasure of experiencing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you. I've had that as a youngster

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<v Speaker 2>because you were the dirty kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had that as a youngster many times, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was the biggest nightmare because I was I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, and I remember on a trip to New

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<v Speaker 1>York in the back of the station wagon, waking up

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<v Speaker 1>from like a slumber. You know that pop. Sure, Pop

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<v Speaker 1>would leave so early in the morning. I woke up,

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<v Speaker 1>but my smoke would wake up. Uh yeah, exactly. He's

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<v Speaker 1>sig smoking him reaching over for Bruski No, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, hey, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it was my eyes were sealed hut with pinky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the worst pat think of that with glue.

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<v Speaker 3>She so she wears contacts and grabbed the nail glue

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<v Speaker 3>instead of the eye drops. So I don't wear contacts.

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<v Speaker 3>Would that would mean her contacts weren't in or she

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<v Speaker 3>because if they were, and she would should have been

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<v Speaker 3>able to see that it was nail glue.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just a moron. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>And again, if you if you go back to that

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<v Speaker 1>first story, not the woman, not the fiver there I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about. I'm talking about the first story of

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<v Speaker 1>the lady that that glued.

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<v Speaker 2>Her eyes shut. She tried suing for like a million

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<v Speaker 2>dollars or something, and she may have gotten it. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you you're confusing? Are you confusing? The gorilla glue girl

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<v Speaker 2>who glued her hand to her head or something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she didn't glue her hand to it. There was

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<v Speaker 1>one glued her eyeshut. And then she tried putting a

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<v Speaker 1>lawsuit against them, and it's like, you're a dumbass.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're not my household.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, call us crazy, but our eye drop solution

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<v Speaker 3>and the glue products are kept in different areas of

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<v Speaker 3>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Generally the eye drop solution is and what is that

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<v Speaker 3>thing called in the bathroom a medicine cabinet.

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<v Speaker 1>And then usually the you know, the the gorilla glue

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<v Speaker 1>or any of those products are gage. We're in your

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<v Speaker 1>tape and scissors and tools, maybe stuff like that. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she lives in a tiny house. Pat don't judge again.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you all are gonna want the visuals of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Say hello to twenty two year old Sofia Ros or

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<v Speaker 3>Sofia Ross. She works at Hooters in Sarasota. This is

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<v Speaker 3>the Yeah. Really, Sophia had a few and got pulled over.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it was after her shift, but

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<v Speaker 3>because she had the Hooters sweat suit on and the

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<v Speaker 3>Hooters server outfit underneath. When she removed the top of

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<v Speaker 3>the sweatshirt to fail at trying to flirt her way

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<v Speaker 3>out of a suspected Do you I.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna make out here, to wake out here, pick

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<v Speaker 1>out of heat?

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<v Speaker 3>Bro Okay, do you want to try this first exercise

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<v Speaker 3>for me?

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<v Speaker 2>I will do anything for your daddy. All right? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you put your feet together in your hands? Okay? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you wearing? Are you wearing wearing? Glasses of God? Seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>Why you've such a nerve? Broll some daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>She lives up the sweatshirt top. I'm looking right there,

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<v Speaker 3>tight white servers outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Now the scary part is I hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's on the road.

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<v Speaker 3>She was pulled over. Listen to this pulled over right

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<v Speaker 3>around two am. She this back and forth. When I

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<v Speaker 3>have the video, two different videos for you on our

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page. There's a clip that's been cut down for

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<v Speaker 3>a local news report, and then there's the full body

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<v Speaker 3>camp from the officer of the whole interaction.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I need. I need a full body shot. Ye, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>go down to the next video there on the Facebook. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's pulled over at two am. This back and

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<v Speaker 3>forth goes on for so long. She didn't even get

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<v Speaker 3>breathalyzed until three twelve in the morning, but even at

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<v Speaker 3>that point she was four times the legal limit. She

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<v Speaker 3>can barely her pre trials tomorrow by the way way

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<v Speaker 3>over in Sarasota County.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's sitting there in a different orange jumpsuit. It

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<v Speaker 1>ain't these cute little hooter short. She might need to

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<v Speaker 1>cut that jumpsuit off at the bottom and asked her shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Tied up in a knot just above the belly.

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<v Speaker 1>Ott can I serve in the lunch room?

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