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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. All this week we

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<v Speaker 2>are giving you a chance to win Deftones tickets for

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<v Speaker 2>the JR show at Kia Center next March. Yeah, March,

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<v Speaker 2>Marsh throw voting for you. Say we play. You get

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<v Speaker 2>about fifteen minutes or so to do that. At the

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<v Speaker 2>JR Facebook page, listeners suggested artists this morning three tunes

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<v Speaker 2>to vote on from Billy Squire one choices. One with

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<v Speaker 2>the most votes will play at nine. What are the

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<v Speaker 2>three tunes that they can vote for?

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<v Speaker 1>Only is the Night in the Dark or My Kind

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<v Speaker 1>of Lover? Get your voting and somebody's winning those those

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<v Speaker 1>tickets for Deftones.

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<v Speaker 2>Just randomly pick one of you who votes, So just

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<v Speaker 2>vote once and you're qualified.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>We have some breaking news out of South Florida. Surprise

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<v Speaker 2>surprise at Fort Lauderdale International Airport. In the wheel well

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<v Speaker 2>of the Jet Blue flight landed from JFK, New York,

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<v Speaker 2>two bodies fell out, obviously stowaways of some sorts. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what we know. At this point, don't hear about that

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<v Speaker 2>as much as you used to.

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<v Speaker 1>Because everybody's just allowed here. You don't have stowway to

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<v Speaker 1>see places. I know that's all coming to a close.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it could be a last ditch effort here. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's coming from New York. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. That's all we know at this point. Just

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<v Speaker 2>thought we'd share that with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck man, because it was cold in New York. You

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<v Speaker 1>know they probably.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cold at thirty thousand plus feet regardless.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember our big mystery that went on here for

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<v Speaker 2>well over a year with the banana It would turned

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<v Speaker 2>out to be a banana good Samaritan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a banana band It would just leave perfectly

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<v Speaker 1>ripe and good bananas on the kitchen table on a

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<v Speaker 1>regular basis.

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<v Speaker 2>And we never ever saw the person responsible for this.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Taco sleuthed it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. I figured out the banana bandit. I even

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<v Speaker 1>left a note that said, hey, if you're the person

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<v Speaker 1>that leaves a banana every day, write your name here,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like a fifth grader would do. Nobody would

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<v Speaker 1>write it, but bananas would be put on top of

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<v Speaker 1>the note, and then I finally figured out it was

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<v Speaker 1>Chad from Magic.

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<v Speaker 2>He copped to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, He got a look on him and on his

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<v Speaker 1>face where he had already said notes not me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not her either, It's not this one. But yeah, after

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<v Speaker 1>a while I pulled it out of him. Did he

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<v Speaker 1>ever explain his motivation?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I asked, but I used to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like for a while when I see him

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<v Speaker 1>in the halls, that go play.

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<v Speaker 2>Us this song You're the Banana Man. Well. A similar

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<v Speaker 2>situation has surfaced in England, nottingham Shire or England. This

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<v Speaker 2>has been going on for over a year. Someone is

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<v Speaker 2>leaving plates of peeled bananas at a street corner and

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<v Speaker 2>they've been appearing there roughly every month for over a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Locals can't seem to figure it out. This is all

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<v Speaker 2>sounding very familiar, Taco Bob. Some think the peeled bananas

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<v Speaker 2>could be intended for wildlife. Some think it could be

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of religious offering because there's a church across

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<v Speaker 2>the street. But most people don't have a clue. One

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<v Speaker 2>person even took your route, Taco and left a note

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<v Speaker 2>please respectfully, no more bananas. The uncollected plates and rotting

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<v Speaker 2>bananas leave such a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>H See, we like the bananas. We wanted more. We

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<v Speaker 1>were like I even read on the note thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>leaving them.

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<v Speaker 2>That woman decided to take the sign down. She said,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really want to make it a feud or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I just would like to see it come to an end.

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<v Speaker 2>She is, Yeah, if someone wants to do this, it's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>but could they at least come back and clean up

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<v Speaker 2>their mess.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of wildlife they have over and in England?

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<v Speaker 1>Pigeons and now they have that. I've seen movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they have a whole variety of wildlife.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just wondering what type would like.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not intimately familiar with the surrounding areas of

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<v Speaker 2>the flora and fora featured in nottingham Shire, England. Perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>we have some folks listening abroad that.

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<v Speaker 1>They have red deer over there, badgers, red squirrels. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>seeing a red theme here. Fox the fox would do that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they have all those fox hunts.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they do, yeah, horses and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got two stories that are falling roughly in the

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<v Speaker 2>same kind of category here. Let's begin in Thailand, where

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<v Speaker 2>a Spanish tourist is no longer with us after she

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<v Speaker 2>met her demise at a wildlife sanctuary in Thailand that

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<v Speaker 2>allegedly allows you to pay between fifty five and eighty

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars. The visitors can prepare food, prepare food four

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<v Speaker 2>feet and bathe elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>See that elephant like some sliced bananas.

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<v Speaker 2>The twenty two year old Spanish tourist is, Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>didn't complete her trip with her boyfriend. The elephants killed her.

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<v Speaker 2>What did she get to? What portion was it? Trying

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<v Speaker 2>to say the bathing portion? Now your mind immediately runs

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<v Speaker 2>wildest how exactly this all played out? Guess what got her?

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<v Speaker 2>The trunk? Trunk smashed her?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because she's she's spraying the big elephant with a

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<v Speaker 1>hose and he's like.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a hose on my own, pitching what damn?

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<v Speaker 2>Right in the head?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, you know they have a method. I've watched

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of wildlife channels.

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<v Speaker 2>You're easy easily ten percent wildlife, although not real familiar

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<v Speaker 2>with English.

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<v Speaker 1>Wildlife now I am, but yeah, I have I watch

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<v Speaker 1>how they bathe and usually they do this path they

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<v Speaker 1>go when they're a little trugg and then they go

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<v Speaker 1>fling it back. Yeah, it's kind of gross because you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, you're probably basically just blowing snot all

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<v Speaker 1>over your back. That's not really clean. It's not water like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not water. It's not water.

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<v Speaker 2>What about cats? It really I know, but that's just

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<v Speaker 2>that's always seemed odd to me. And you know, some

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<v Speaker 2>people do bathe their cats, which I'm sure your cat

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<v Speaker 2>just loves.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, you got balls if you're bathing a cat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, they just they're always licking, so they're always clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why doesn't all wildlife do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well, or go a step further with one. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>they use soap? Well, half of them are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be made in it soap. It's probably why it would

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<v Speaker 1>be like the cannibalism.

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<v Speaker 2>When do you go over to the wildlife sanctuary and

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<v Speaker 2>pay eighty five bucks to prepare food for feet and

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<v Speaker 2>bathe the elephants? Not a chance in hell Na just

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<v Speaker 2>did None of that sounds like a good idea, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was a date.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, on dates you do different things. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>need a bumper sticker for my patrol car, b wo

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<v Speaker 1>stick or just mail in a self address stamp.

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<v Speaker 2>As much as we love our leos, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to tempt fate with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've got you say what it is? Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>just says Bob World Order nothing else and j r

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<v Speaker 1>R Well again self address stamped envelope if you want

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<v Speaker 1>your BWO sticker. While they last, Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>It happened again for a second day in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunate de mine is on the job. In a closely

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<v Speaker 2>related to the elephant situation, we go to Uzbekistan where

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<v Speaker 2>the night the overnight zoo keeper went all out to

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<v Speaker 2>impress his fyance who I guess he's snuck into the

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<v Speaker 2>private zoo, oh boy, and then proceeded to try to

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<v Speaker 2>impress her by entering the lion enclosure. Three female lions

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<v Speaker 2>he was eating alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Three of them made him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Uh, I have video of how it went up

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<v Speaker 2>until fade to black on the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you know what I'm gonna ask, I gotta go

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<v Speaker 1>whack to the head with the trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, would you rather be eaten alive by lions or

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<v Speaker 2>the just a quick whack by an elephant trunk?

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta do the quick whack.

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<v Speaker 2>What about an elephant stomp.

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<v Speaker 1>Now be pancaked. That didn't happen, So it's you know

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<v Speaker 1>what your choice is. I'm going elephant all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah I would. Yeah, because you're not the lions

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<v Speaker 2>eating you alive. That's gonna be It's gonna seem like

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<v Speaker 2>it takes forever. Excruciating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey is Becca stan where Borat was from? Or no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's Costic kasakh standa or I'm watching lions eat this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>God, no word on whether or not the girlfriend, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>fiance was impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>The last one was the boyfriend and girlfriend this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that. As soon as he turns this key,

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<v Speaker 1>his fate is done.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, the things we do for love.

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