Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: We have some breaking news out of South Florida. Surprise
Speaker 2: surprise at Fort Lauderdale International Airport. In the wheel well
Speaker 2: of the Jet Blue flight landed from JFK, New York,
Speaker 2: two bodies fell out, obviously stowaways of some sorts. That's
Speaker 2: what we know. At this point, don't hear about that
Speaker 2: as much as you used to.
Speaker 1: Because everybody's just allowed here. You don't have stowway to
Speaker 1: see places. I know that's all coming to a close.
Speaker 2: Well, it could be a last ditch effort here. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's coming from New York. I
Speaker 2: don't know. That's all we know at this point. Just
Speaker 2: thought we'd share that with you.
Speaker 1: Suck man, because it was cold in New York. You
Speaker 1: know they probably.
Speaker 2: It's cold at thirty thousand plus feet regardless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: You remember our big mystery that went on here for
Speaker 2: well over a year with the banana It would turned
Speaker 2: out to be a banana good Samaritan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a banana band It would just leave perfectly
Speaker 1: ripe and good bananas on the kitchen table on a
Speaker 1: regular basis.
Speaker 2: And we never ever saw the person responsible for this.
Speaker 2: And then Taco sleuthed it out.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I figured out the banana bandit. I even
Speaker 1: left a note that said, hey, if you're the person
Speaker 1: that leaves a banana every day, write your name here,
Speaker 1: you know, like a fifth grader would do. Nobody would
Speaker 1: write it, but bananas would be put on top of
Speaker 1: the note, and then I finally figured out it was
Speaker 1: Chad from Magic.
Speaker 2: He copped to it.
Speaker 1: Right, He got a look on him and on his
Speaker 1: face where he had already said notes not me. It's
Speaker 1: not her either, It's not this one. But yeah, after
Speaker 1: a while I pulled it out of him. Did he
Speaker 1: ever explain his motivation?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I asked, but I used to,
Speaker 1: you know, like for a while when I see him
Speaker 1: in the halls, that go play.
Speaker 2: Us this song You're the Banana Man. Well. A similar
Speaker 2: situation has surfaced in England, nottingham Shire or England. This
Speaker 2: has been going on for over a year. Someone is
Speaker 2: leaving plates of peeled bananas at a street corner and
Speaker 2: they've been appearing there roughly every month for over a year.
Speaker 2: Locals can't seem to figure it out. This is all
Speaker 2: sounding very familiar, Taco Bob. Some think the peeled bananas
Speaker 2: could be intended for wildlife. Some think it could be
Speaker 2: some sort of religious offering because there's a church across
Speaker 2: the street. But most people don't have a clue. One
Speaker 2: person even took your route, Taco and left a note
Speaker 2: please respectfully, no more bananas. The uncollected plates and rotting
Speaker 2: bananas leave such a mess.
Speaker 1: H See, we like the bananas. We wanted more. We
Speaker 1: were like I even read on the note thanks for
Speaker 1: leaving them.
Speaker 2: That woman decided to take the sign down. She said,
Speaker 2: I don't really want to make it a feud or anything.
Speaker 2: I just would like to see it come to an end.
Speaker 2: She is, Yeah, if someone wants to do this, it's fine,
Speaker 2: but could they at least come back and clean up
Speaker 2: their mess.
Speaker 1: What kind of wildlife they have over and in England?
Speaker 1: Pigeons and now they have that. I've seen movies.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they have a whole variety of wildlife.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what type would like.
Speaker 2: I am not intimately familiar with the surrounding areas of
Speaker 2: the flora and fora featured in nottingham Shire, England. Perhaps
Speaker 2: we have some folks listening abroad that.
Speaker 1: They have red deer over there, badgers, red squirrels. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing a red theme here. Fox the fox would do that.
Speaker 2: That's why they have all those fox hunts.
Speaker 1: Well they do, yeah, horses and stuff.
Speaker 2: We've got two stories that are falling roughly in the
Speaker 2: same kind of category here. Let's begin in Thailand, where
Speaker 2: a Spanish tourist is no longer with us after she
Speaker 2: met her demise at a wildlife sanctuary in Thailand that
Speaker 2: allegedly allows you to pay between fifty five and eighty
Speaker 2: five dollars. The visitors can prepare food, prepare food four
Speaker 2: feet and bathe elephants.
Speaker 1: See that elephant like some sliced bananas.
Speaker 2: The twenty two year old Spanish tourist is, Yeah, she
Speaker 2: didn't complete her trip with her boyfriend. The elephants killed her.
Speaker 2: What did she get to? What portion was it? Trying
Speaker 2: to say the bathing portion? Now your mind immediately runs
Speaker 2: wildest how exactly this all played out? Guess what got her?
Speaker 2: The trunk? Trunk smashed her?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's she's spraying the big elephant with a
Speaker 1: hose and he's like.
Speaker 2: I got a hose on my own, pitching what damn?
Speaker 2: Right in the head?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you know they have a method. I've watched
Speaker 1: a lot of wildlife channels.
Speaker 2: You're easy easily ten percent wildlife, although not real familiar
Speaker 2: with English.
Speaker 1: Wildlife now I am, but yeah, I have I watch
Speaker 1: how they bathe and usually they do this path they
Speaker 1: go when they're a little trugg and then they go
Speaker 1: fling it back. Yeah, it's kind of gross because you
Speaker 1: think about it, you're probably basically just blowing snot all
Speaker 1: over your back. That's not really clean. It's not water like,
Speaker 1: it's not water. It's not water.
Speaker 2: What about cats? It really I know, but that's just
Speaker 2: that's always seemed odd to me. And you know, some
Speaker 2: people do bathe their cats, which I'm sure your cat
Speaker 2: just loves.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you got balls if you're bathing a cat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, they just they're always licking, so they're always clean.
Speaker 2: Well, why doesn't all wildlife do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, or go a step further with one. Don't
Speaker 1: they use soap? Well, half of them are going to
Speaker 1: be made in it soap. It's probably why it would
Speaker 1: be like the cannibalism.
Speaker 2: When do you go over to the wildlife sanctuary and
Speaker 2: pay eighty five bucks to prepare food for feet and
Speaker 2: bathe the elephants? Not a chance in hell Na just
Speaker 2: did None of that sounds like a good idea, but
Speaker 2: it was a date.
Speaker 1: You know, on dates you do different things. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: need a bumper sticker for my patrol car, b wo
Speaker 1: stick or just mail in a self address stamp.
Speaker 2: As much as we love our leos, I don't know
Speaker 2: if you want to tempt fate with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got you say what it is? Well, it
Speaker 1: just says Bob World Order nothing else and j r
Speaker 1: R Well again self address stamped envelope if you want
Speaker 1: your BWO sticker. While they last, Uh.
Speaker 2: It happened again for a second day in a row.
Speaker 2: Unfortunate de mine is on the job. In a closely
Speaker 2: related to the elephant situation, we go to Uzbekistan where
Speaker 2: the night the overnight zoo keeper went all out to
Speaker 2: impress his fyance who I guess he's snuck into the
Speaker 2: private zoo, oh boy, and then proceeded to try to
Speaker 2: impress her by entering the lion enclosure. Three female lions
Speaker 2: he was eating alive.
Speaker 1: Three of them made him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, I have video of how it went up
Speaker 2: until fade to black on the JR Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Wow, you know what I'm gonna ask, I gotta go
Speaker 1: whack to the head with the trunk.
Speaker 2: Oh, would you rather be eaten alive by lions or
Speaker 2: the just a quick whack by an elephant trunk?
Speaker 1: You gotta do the quick whack.
Speaker 2: What about an elephant stomp.
Speaker 1: Now be pancaked. That didn't happen, So it's you know
Speaker 1: what your choice is. I'm going elephant all day.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah I would. Yeah, because you're not the lions
Speaker 2: eating you alive. That's gonna be It's gonna seem like
Speaker 2: it takes forever. Excruciating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey is Becca stan where Borat was from? Or no,
Speaker 1: he's Costic kasakh standa or I'm watching lions eat this guy.
Speaker 2: God, no word on whether or not the girlfriend, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: fiance was impressed.
Speaker 1: The last one was the boyfriend and girlfriend this one.
Speaker 1: Look at that. As soon as he turns this key,
Speaker 1: his fate is done.
Speaker 2: Oh man, the things we do for love.
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