WEBVTT

1
00:00:19.800 --> 00:00:22.600
<v Speaker 1>You did it. No, you did it. We both did it?

2
00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Are we on on there? It is Welcome to the

3
00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:33.560
<v Speaker 2>CEO pre Show for episode four eighty three.

4
00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Four eighty three, Yes, sir, Holy shit, yes sir.

5
00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Wow boy.

6
00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:39.960
<v Speaker 2>We are brought to you by the wonderful patrons at

7
00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:42.759
<v Speaker 2>patreon dot com slash Ceeal podcast.

8
00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Whether they like it or not, we've got two new.

9
00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Ones to think. They came into the discord. They got

10
00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:50.600
<v Speaker 2>finger blasted seven out of ten, three.

11
00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Out of five. Now what we talked about this.

12
00:00:52.479 --> 00:00:55.359
<v Speaker 1>Man, they've ruined our whole life. I don't like it.

13
00:00:55.679 --> 00:00:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Three and a half out of five.

14
00:00:57.439 --> 00:00:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, I actually like that. There we go, three

15
00:00:59.880 --> 00:01:01.840
<v Speaker 2>and a half out of five. We'll thank them tomorrow.

16
00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:03.240
<v Speaker 2>They'll get their CEO nickname.

17
00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:08.400
<v Speaker 3>One of the benefit, one of the benefits.

18
00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and producer Gary can see a live nicknaming.

19
00:01:13.879 --> 00:01:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Has he not been around for any of those yet?

20
00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:16.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

21
00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:17.719
<v Speaker 1>He probably hasn't.

22
00:01:18.280 --> 00:01:20.959
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I feel like CCO Nation has been

23
00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:23.799
<v Speaker 2>letting us down. But now that planning for Las Vegas

24
00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:27.760
<v Speaker 2>is underway, people are jumping on the Patreon board, if

25
00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:30.879
<v Speaker 2>even just to be part of the planning. We're gonna

26
00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I guess we can talk about it a little bit now.

27
00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:35.000
<v Speaker 3>I put in.

28
00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:39.560
<v Speaker 2>My creator application and part of that asks you are

29
00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:42.519
<v Speaker 2>you or do you want to apply for like a

30
00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:45.560
<v Speaker 2>community panel, And I said yes, So part of the

31
00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Vegas planning is going to be.

32
00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.959
<v Speaker 3>Community panel planning.

33
00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:51.439
<v Speaker 2>What do you think we should talk about?

34
00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:52.280
<v Speaker 1>What?

35
00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:57.319
<v Speaker 3>Yep, owners huge Boners?

36
00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, speaking of Boner, we are doing a listener submitted

37
00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:05.519
<v Speaker 2>deck tech for the first time in months.

38
00:02:05.640 --> 00:02:08.080
<v Speaker 4>It has been a long time and we're finally going

39
00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:12.280
<v Speaker 4>to hit the Energy deck and see if it's ready yet. Yes,

40
00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.080
<v Speaker 4>it's been supported for what five sets now?

41
00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:16.919
<v Speaker 1>But is it there?

42
00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:20.639
<v Speaker 3>What was it? Commander Horai what it was?

43
00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Fallout, had some stuff fallout and then this most recent

44
00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:26.120
<v Speaker 4>set it had some stuff and then the other drift

45
00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:29.199
<v Speaker 4>whenever initial energy set came out.

46
00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:32.960
<v Speaker 2>That's three yep, Kalidesha and ether Revolt.

47
00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:35.319
<v Speaker 4>Back in the day, there was some energy stuff in

48
00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:36.639
<v Speaker 4>Modern Horizons three.

49
00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.439
<v Speaker 3>Was that what it was? Or was it Commander Masters?

50
00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:41.159
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Modern Horizons three.

51
00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:42.159
<v Speaker 3>It was one of those two.

52
00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:44.520
<v Speaker 2>When we got it was it was was it a

53
00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:46.719
<v Speaker 2>team or Energy deck or is that the this one

54
00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.639
<v Speaker 2>with with ether drift that's this one? Yeah, well, you

55
00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:53.599
<v Speaker 2>know what it's across all five colors, We've got probably

56
00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:56.560
<v Speaker 2>a hundred cards. I didn't actually do a filter and

57
00:02:56.599 --> 00:02:59.159
<v Speaker 2>scryfall to see how many cards have energy on them.

58
00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.400
<v Speaker 3>But we're doing a deck on it tomorrow.

59
00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:04.639
<v Speaker 2>And I guess if you want to guess the Commanders,

60
00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:07.120
<v Speaker 2>you never freaking will ever.

61
00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Under in no way can you do it?

62
00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:10.240
<v Speaker 3>No? And I don't.

63
00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:12.280
<v Speaker 4>And that's my first criticism of the deck is it

64
00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:14.560
<v Speaker 4>has they're they're there for colors, and they suck.

65
00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:17.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a waste of it's in my opinion, it's a

66
00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:18.240
<v Speaker 1>waste of a command zone.

67
00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:22.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh, if you're gonna play Commanders just for the colors,

68
00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:24.319
<v Speaker 4>at least pick ones that are good, you know what

69
00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:26.439
<v Speaker 4>I mean? Like I'm not saying game breaking on their own,

70
00:03:26.560 --> 00:03:29.080
<v Speaker 4>but I don't he here's a little spoiler, don't play

71
00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Tanna and Timna.

72
00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:32.159
<v Speaker 3>But like that ain't who it is.

73
00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:34.319
<v Speaker 4>It's not who it is, because that would be really

74
00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:36.719
<v Speaker 4>really good, because they're really really good. But like, pick

75
00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:40.719
<v Speaker 4>something that's I would know I'm gonna stay on. Just

76
00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:43.520
<v Speaker 4>play Saskia, especially based on some of the choices that

77
00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:47.439
<v Speaker 4>just like what the decisions the deck has made, Saskia

78
00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:49.120
<v Speaker 4>would actually be a really really good.

79
00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Command for it, Saskia colors, I think so right, Yep, Well,

80
00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I've got another criticism that i'd like to levy.

81
00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:58.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh and you know what, it's not actually a.

82
00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Criticism because it's it's all just auto generated. It's about

83
00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:05.840
<v Speaker 2>dh REC where I went because we're bringing back the

84
00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:11.199
<v Speaker 2>spice calculator for tomorrow. So I goes to dh REX

85
00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:14.080
<v Speaker 2>and I says, I'm gonna look up these commanders and

86
00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:18.639
<v Speaker 2>try and do some math to calculate how statistically spicy

87
00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:19.839
<v Speaker 2>this deck is.

88
00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:21.879
<v Speaker 4>Well, this is be insane because nobody's going to play

89
00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:23.720
<v Speaker 4>this with these commanders still make no sense.

90
00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:28.639
<v Speaker 2>Precisely and precisely. So that's not my criticism, though. My

91
00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:33.560
<v Speaker 2>criticism is when you find partner pairs. A lot of

92
00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:38.160
<v Speaker 2>the times, what you get when you go to EDH

93
00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:42.920
<v Speaker 2>rec isn't necessarily what the theme of the partners or

94
00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:46.240
<v Speaker 2>like a reflection of their synergies or why they would

95
00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:49.199
<v Speaker 2>be put together. A lot of the times it's one

96
00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:52.519
<v Speaker 2>of the partners gives you some kind of incremental value

97
00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:56.120
<v Speaker 2>engine and the other partner is there for color and

98
00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:59.000
<v Speaker 2>to thin your deck, if that's the thing. And then

99
00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:03.240
<v Speaker 2>the EDH recommendations from media, Trick or CRAM are just

100
00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:07.319
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of CEDH staples, and it's not really reflective

101
00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:10.519
<v Speaker 2>of why somebody might in a casual environment want.

102
00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:11.560
<v Speaker 1>To play that deck correct.

103
00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so a little bit of a breakdown.

104
00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:15.879
<v Speaker 2>But uh, you know what the programmers are then, dah

105
00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Trick probably smarter than me when it comes to programming.

106
00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:19.439
<v Speaker 3>So I'm not going to tell them how to do

107
00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:19.839
<v Speaker 3>their job.

108
00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I will do better there.

109
00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:25.319
<v Speaker 4>That's not I feel like such a like one of

110
00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:27.439
<v Speaker 4>those like way up their bosses, like one that's just

111
00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:28.959
<v Speaker 4>so out of touch, like a member of the board

112
00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:32.360
<v Speaker 4>of directors that just walk in, Listen, we're not making

113
00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:33.079
<v Speaker 4>enough money.

114
00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I did all of you work harder and do better. See,

115
00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:39.279
<v Speaker 1>I could be a corporate stooge. I'm super good to it.

116
00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:42.480
<v Speaker 4>I sound it's very very authoritative when I said.

117
00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:45.000
<v Speaker 2>That, you know what the irony of the corporate stooge

118
00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:46.439
<v Speaker 2>is is.

119
00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:48.079
<v Speaker 1>If they call yourself a stooge.

120
00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:52.160
<v Speaker 2>No, they don't think that they're stooges. Nah, they believe

121
00:05:52.399 --> 00:05:57.199
<v Speaker 2>they ain't stooges in their mind, in their world, they're important.

122
00:05:57.360 --> 00:05:59.800
<v Speaker 2>They are not the stooge somebody else's.

123
00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:00.720
<v Speaker 1>It's messed up.

124
00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's ironic. It's backwards. It's not what you think.

125
00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:06.399
<v Speaker 4>It's one of those things like you can lie to everybody,

126
00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:07.680
<v Speaker 4>but you should never lie to yourself.

127
00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:10.040
<v Speaker 1>You're lying to yourself sages.

128
00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:12.279
<v Speaker 2>But they ain't because they believe. But still you're not

129
00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:13.720
<v Speaker 2>lying when you believe it.

130
00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Sure we are.

131
00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:16.639
<v Speaker 3>Uh eh, it's not how lies work.

132
00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:17.920
<v Speaker 1>It's exactly how lies work.

133
00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Lying is when you know that you're wrong, but you're

134
00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:20.879
<v Speaker 2>doing it anyways.

135
00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:24.000
<v Speaker 1>There are people who believe the earth is flat lying

136
00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:24.240
<v Speaker 1>to you.

137
00:06:25.319 --> 00:06:27.720
<v Speaker 3>They are lying to no, but they're not lying because

138
00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:28.279
<v Speaker 3>they believe it.

139
00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:30.399
<v Speaker 1>They're saying something that is untrue. That is a lie.

140
00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:34.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, we could get into this. We could get

141
00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:37.680
<v Speaker 3>into it. Where's my good friend Aiden when we need them?

142
00:06:37.800 --> 00:06:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Or better yet, where's Lara in the discord to argue

143
00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:43.759
<v Speaker 2>something to the nth degree that has no actual real

144
00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:47.879
<v Speaker 2>world application? CCO nationalites are going to know exactly what

145
00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:48.240
<v Speaker 2>I am.

146
00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Frick.

147
00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:52.839
<v Speaker 2>So we got to show tomorrow Energy deck. We We've

148
00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:56.600
<v Speaker 2>got last week's winner where we asked for people.

149
00:06:56.480 --> 00:06:59.120
<v Speaker 1>To make make their own final fantasy cards.

150
00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, yeah, Now I want to announce the winner,

151
00:07:03.720 --> 00:07:05.160
<v Speaker 2>but before I do, we got to talk about the

152
00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:05.920
<v Speaker 2>booster prat game.

153
00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:08.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're going to ask you to do something on

154
00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:08.639
<v Speaker 3>the pre show.

155
00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Engage YouTube likes that, CEO likes that, and your boys

156
00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:13.600
<v Speaker 2>like that.

157
00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:16.160
<v Speaker 1>I've actually been really enjoying reading all the comments.

158
00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:17.879
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, there's lots of good card submissions.

159
00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

160
00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:20.600
<v Speaker 3>What are we going to ask for this week?

161
00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:26.720
<v Speaker 4>How do you feel about WATSA spoiling spoiling cards for

162
00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:31.439
<v Speaker 4>Final Fantasy, getting everybody hype previewing cards then Spider Man, Yes,

163
00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:35.160
<v Speaker 4>and everybody hype yes, sir, to the point that nobody

164
00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.560
<v Speaker 4>even remember that Dragons of tark Here was coming up

165
00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:39.639
<v Speaker 4>before either of those sets.

166
00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:41.319
<v Speaker 3>Is that even what the set's called?

167
00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:45.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know. I honestly don't know, and that's

168
00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:48.279
<v Speaker 4>the problem. How do you feel about that there's an

169
00:07:48.319 --> 00:07:52.079
<v Speaker 4>actual in world magic set coming out that even WATSA

170
00:07:52.160 --> 00:07:53.000
<v Speaker 4>doesn't give.

171
00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:53.639
<v Speaker 1>A shit about.

172
00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:57.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes, and it's been made fairly obvious. How do you

173
00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:59.639
<v Speaker 4>feel about that? Get it entered into the comments below

174
00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:03.000
<v Speaker 4>or text, then he'd enter and we'll read it, and

175
00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:05.839
<v Speaker 4>you'll be entered into the hat that Ryan's wearing right now.

176
00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:07.439
<v Speaker 4>And if we pull your name out of it, you

177
00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:10.040
<v Speaker 4>could be entered to win a CCO booster pack.

178
00:08:11.439 --> 00:08:13.879
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not good. Oh it's a booster Yeah, there

179
00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you go.

180
00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:18.600
<v Speaker 4>A Ceco sticker pack or a Ceco token pack sits

181
00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:20.079
<v Speaker 4>up on Ryan to see if he listens to me.

182
00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:24.399
<v Speaker 3>Hey, couple quick things.

183
00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Who won?

184
00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Who cares? These hats and stickers CCO store you can

185
00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:34.120
<v Speaker 2>find it link below. All the stickers are on sale.

186
00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:38.559
<v Speaker 2>Stickers are on sale for tomorrow's show because we're bringing

187
00:08:38.600 --> 00:08:41.679
<v Speaker 2>back the Spice Calculator and we got the Spice Calculator sticker.

188
00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:46.240
<v Speaker 2>The ccovals the skullvil units, but you could also use

189
00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.559
<v Speaker 2>him to denote whether your deck belongs in bracket one,

190
00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:51.759
<v Speaker 2>two through four or five. I thought when I pulled

191
00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:53.840
<v Speaker 2>them out of the box that they're in yesterday, and

192
00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I thought, hey man, this's a good idea. Tis so

193
00:08:56.919 --> 00:09:02.200
<v Speaker 2>the winner Martin Olsen seven one eight three?

194
00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Do you think that was one who was He was

195
00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:07.679
<v Speaker 4>born on the seventh of January in nineteen eighty three,

196
00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:08.360
<v Speaker 4>and his name.

197
00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Is Martin or mart In Olsen.

198
00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:15.200
<v Speaker 2>In Olsen, Yeah, mister in Olson was probably trying to

199
00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:19.279
<v Speaker 2>emulate the year that you were born. It was before

200
00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:24.000
<v Speaker 2>common era seven to one eight three. Brando is nine

201
00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:28.960
<v Speaker 2>thousand years old. I mean yeah, yes, okay, and he

202
00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:30.559
<v Speaker 2>submitted a card for Youna.

203
00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:31.879
<v Speaker 3>The summoner is that a somebody?

204
00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Is that something that's the main character of Final Fantasy ten?

205
00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:35.399
<v Speaker 3>Never heard of it?

206
00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:36.960
<v Speaker 1>And ten two I guess as well?

207
00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.320
<v Speaker 3>Ten two you mean eleven? Or is that twelve?

208
00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:39.679
<v Speaker 1>No?

209
00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:41.840
<v Speaker 4>I mean ten two? They had a ten to two,

210
00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:44.639
<v Speaker 4>there was a thirteen one to two and three there's

211
00:09:44.679 --> 00:09:46.320
<v Speaker 4>a there's a ten to two.

212
00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:47.919
<v Speaker 3>That's the dumbest shit I ever heard.

213
00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:50.559
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know.

214
00:09:51.480 --> 00:09:53.440
<v Speaker 4>And if you've ever want to if you ever want

215
00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:57.039
<v Speaker 4>to see a rated E for everyone video game that's

216
00:09:57.519 --> 00:10:01.960
<v Speaker 4>very very clearly pornographic in nature. Final Fantasy ten two?

217
00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:08.039
<v Speaker 2>Also can I call this Final Fantasy? Also number ten?

218
00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:08.759
<v Speaker 3>That's what like?

219
00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Ten? Also ten?

220
00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:12.519
<v Speaker 3>Also? Okay? So you know the summoner.

221
00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to read the stats and then you can

222
00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:20.159
<v Speaker 2>talk about the ability. Sure it's a legendary creature human

223
00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:24.600
<v Speaker 2>wizard five CMC blue white green.

224
00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.279
<v Speaker 3>Plus two checks out, okay, power and toughness.

225
00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:30.759
<v Speaker 2>One four sure, sure, and then got a whole bunch

226
00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:31.440
<v Speaker 2>of ability.

227
00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:32.639
<v Speaker 3>Do you tap her?

228
00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:36.159
<v Speaker 4>You get a six six a on named Valla four

229
00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:39.039
<v Speaker 4>with flying in haste, tap and exile her. Yep, and

230
00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.759
<v Speaker 4>she it has these two abilities. When it attacks, tap

231
00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:46.120
<v Speaker 4>to creature defending player controls, and you can pay blue white,

232
00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:49.960
<v Speaker 4>green three still seven damage to target to each creature

233
00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:52.720
<v Speaker 4>target opponent controls, and at the end of turn, unit

234
00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:55.720
<v Speaker 4>of the summoner comes back and you exile allions you control.

235
00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:58.799
<v Speaker 2>So a on is like a token that etb's when

236
00:10:58.919 --> 00:10:59.919
<v Speaker 2>Una pisses off.

237
00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:03.360
<v Speaker 4>Ye, she's a summoner, you see. So she summons the

238
00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:05.799
<v Speaker 4>demon or the demon the creature from beyond, and then

239
00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:08.039
<v Speaker 4>it does a thing, and then it fucks off and

240
00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:08.600
<v Speaker 4>she's there.

241
00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:12.679
<v Speaker 2>Again, and because get me, correct me if I'm wrong, Okay,

242
00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Final Fantasy turn pay turn based RPG.

243
00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Correct.

244
00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:16.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

245
00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:22.759
<v Speaker 2>So a on VALA four comes in, messes around with

246
00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:27.039
<v Speaker 2>some guys, gets dirty, goes to a gentleman's club, gets

247
00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:30.600
<v Speaker 2>all hungover, bounces, and then Una comes back and says,

248
00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:31.919
<v Speaker 2>why do you always gotta go?

249
00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Aren't I good enough?

250
00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.799
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Okay, that's essentially what happens. Correct. Okay, that's pretty

251
00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:38.159
<v Speaker 1>good card.

252
00:11:38.240 --> 00:11:39.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty good card.

253
00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:40.879
<v Speaker 4>And by pretty good I mean that would do a

254
00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:42.000
<v Speaker 4>lot of that, do a lot of work.

255
00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:43.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

256
00:11:42.679 --> 00:11:47.519
<v Speaker 2>The pay what is it? Pay five six six, pay

257
00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:50.360
<v Speaker 2>six to deal seven to each creature target opponent controls.

258
00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:53.840
<v Speaker 2>If you can infernal one player per turn, that's pretty good.

259
00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Like in a token deck, like you might be playing

260
00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:57.879
<v Speaker 2>in white, green, blue.

261
00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:01.080
<v Speaker 4>And the token isn't legendary either, which probably should be.

262
00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:03.159
<v Speaker 4>So if you have a doubling season or something, you

263
00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:03.639
<v Speaker 4>get two.

264
00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:07.240
<v Speaker 2>With them, Yeah, I would probably make that token legendary

265
00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:09.039
<v Speaker 2>and this would be a mythic maybe, So then that

266
00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.039
<v Speaker 2>token would be really hard to get in booster packs yea, yeah,

267
00:12:12.080 --> 00:12:12.759
<v Speaker 2>it'd be one of those.

268
00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

269
00:12:13.759 --> 00:12:17.000
<v Speaker 4>Also with it eliminating aon's like, maybe you'll actually end

270
00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:18.679
<v Speaker 4>up getting a bunch of real cards with it too,

271
00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:22.200
<v Speaker 4>and that be messed up. I feel like that might

272
00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.200
<v Speaker 4>not actually happen, but it could.

273
00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:28.519
<v Speaker 2>There we go, well, mister in Olsen, shoot us, shoot

274
00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:32.639
<v Speaker 2>us your your actual everything and your address, and let

275
00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:35.279
<v Speaker 2>let us know what prize you want, and we'll send

276
00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:36.120
<v Speaker 2>you something cool.

277
00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:39.840
<v Speaker 4>We'll send you that prize that you asked for. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

278
00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:42.399
<v Speaker 4>which is something cool? Maybe a sticker pack pretty cool,

279
00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:44.759
<v Speaker 4>or a token pack also pretty cool, or a lame

280
00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:45.679
<v Speaker 4>mass booster pack.

281
00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I have a bunch of those for you.

282
00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I got him from face to face Kelly I forgot

283
00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:52.559
<v Speaker 1>to bring him. Yeah, for the onion bag, for the

284
00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.720
<v Speaker 1>stinky onion many. She said, let me refill the onion

285
00:12:54.799 --> 00:12:56.559
<v Speaker 1>bag for you.

286
00:12:56.720 --> 00:12:58.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, usually he does that to me.

287
00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:00.360
<v Speaker 2>You know what's so funny is nobody actually believes that

288
00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:03.120
<v Speaker 2>there is a stinky onion bag.

289
00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:04.720
<v Speaker 3>Fools, there actually is.

290
00:13:04.759 --> 00:13:07.519
<v Speaker 2>I had it in Calgary and I'm walking around with

291
00:13:07.639 --> 00:13:10.879
<v Speaker 2>this burlap sack that's got like twenty pounds of stuff

292
00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:13.240
<v Speaker 2>in it, so it's just like hanging like it's got

293
00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:14.960
<v Speaker 2>a fucking ham in it, or.

294
00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Like a dead cat.

295
00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:19.080
<v Speaker 2>And I'm walking around and I see a kid, or

296
00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:22.639
<v Speaker 2>I see somebody that I know, or somebody who's obviously new,

297
00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:23.279
<v Speaker 2>you know, they have that.

298
00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Horror about them.

299
00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:24.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

300
00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:27.159
<v Speaker 2>I walk over and it looks like I'm coming to

301
00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.919
<v Speaker 2>just heavy sack beating baby club them to death with

302
00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:33.799
<v Speaker 2>a sack full of broken bricks. And they're looking at

303
00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.159
<v Speaker 2>me like and then I whip out a booster pack

304
00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:38.399
<v Speaker 2>and go here.

305
00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:40.759
<v Speaker 3>You go, welcome to the event, Come play at our booth.

306
00:13:40.799 --> 00:13:42.519
<v Speaker 3>And they're like, hey, what's this. I go, it's a

307
00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:43.600
<v Speaker 3>freaking booster pack.

308
00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a booster pack.

309
00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:46.759
<v Speaker 3>Let's see what you get.

310
00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:49.240
<v Speaker 2>And then everybody's like, oh yeah, cool. So, yes, there

311
00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:52.159
<v Speaker 2>is a real onion bag. It really is an itchy

312
00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:53.039
<v Speaker 2>burlap sack.

313
00:13:53.399 --> 00:13:56.120
<v Speaker 1>It is really full of magic gathering booster packs.

314
00:13:56.200 --> 00:14:00.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and uh no, I've never worn it as a

315
00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:00.960
<v Speaker 2>piece of clothing.

316
00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:03.600
<v Speaker 1>You say that as if it's a lie.

317
00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Ah.

318
00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:12.559
<v Speaker 4>Yes, And on that note, what episode is it? Forty

319
00:14:12.600 --> 00:14:24.879
<v Speaker 4>three for eighty three hit our theme song perbet