Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you a
Speaker 2: taco one on one one. W JR R got your
Speaker 2: freaking idiot by yeah. Big thank you to Petties Meats
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Speaker 1: He inspired Lynch over there were one of the reasons
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Speaker 2: who votes which Rush song we should play back at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: You do that, jr. Our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess if you find success and you get
Speaker 2: good at it, you keep going back to the well
Speaker 2: until you get caught. In this guy's case, a robbery
Speaker 2: suspect apprehended in New Jersey. He is accused of robbing
Speaker 2: fourteen different dunkin Donuts locations over a two month time period.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean they got dough. Yep, Sorry, that's easy.
Speaker 2: Twenty four year old Eenasium Bowman arrested and accused of
Speaker 2: carrying out the overnight robberies. He's doing this when they're closed.
Speaker 2: He breaks into the place, goes and hits the cash
Speaker 2: registers first, bust open the manager's office door and tries
Speaker 2: to take whatever's in there, and then usually does a
Speaker 2: little vandalism while he's around. I'm wondering if this is
Speaker 2: an ex employee he's The vandalism part is where I'm like,
Speaker 2: what if you're gonna do this. If you're gonna work
Speaker 2: it up to do this, you get in and you
Speaker 2: get out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. But he's done it fourteen times. So it
Speaker 1: was an ex employe. I think he'd hit his store
Speaker 1: that he worked.
Speaker 2: At, like, oh, I'm gonna vandalize him. So they've added
Speaker 2: everything up here. And again, this is not an efficient
Speaker 2: thief if you ask me, uh, fourteen robberies eighteen thousand
Speaker 2: dollars in cash. I mean again, why increase your chances
Speaker 2: of getting caught? Just go for one place whatever you've
Speaker 2: decided to rob. That's bigger money, exactly, a bigger haul. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did. He also liked to steal gift cards as well.
Speaker 2: I guess, you know, for stocking stuffers and whatnot. So
Speaker 2: eighteen thousand and cash, one hundred and forty in gift cards,
Speaker 2: and about ten thousand dollars cumulative damage at the various
Speaker 2: dunkin locations around New Jersey. So did they catch him
Speaker 2: or that part I missed? They bought him as he
Speaker 2: was getting ready to rob a fifteenth location, Hackensack, New Jersey,
Speaker 2: police caught him.
Speaker 3: Got greedy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're greedy after hitting two places, you know,
Speaker 1: fourteen donut joints. Yeah, come on, pretty soon, they're going
Speaker 1: to be coming in for work, you know.
Speaker 2: Ibye, he wasn't doing them all in the same night
Speaker 2: out here now over over two months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just he knew that he probably was a
Speaker 1: former employee because he knew how things worked.
Speaker 2: I can get in here.
Speaker 1: There is still some money in registers and then whatever's
Speaker 1: in the manager's office.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just couldn't imagine that they have a whole
Speaker 2: lot of cash on hand now as little as cash
Speaker 2: as used by so many people. Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to name places because that'd be
Speaker 1: the obvious. But you're going for one. This is hypothetical.
Speaker 1: We're not doing any of this, nor if you had
Speaker 1: to rob a place. Is this this scenario you're setting up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if you had to and again
Speaker 1: for the records that we're covered, we're not gonna encourage this.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, if you're gonna hit one place, what
Speaker 1: would it.
Speaker 2: What do you think.
Speaker 3: I might be going That armor truck.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's tempting to go that route. But it's all
Speaker 2: the movies I've seen over the years. That thing can
Speaker 2: go sideways fast. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean in so
Speaker 2: many different directions, so I'm I'm kinda Then I also
Speaker 2: was gonna go, well, you really drug house where where
Speaker 2: all the cash is. But you're gonna have to go
Speaker 2: in really hot with that, see, and then you're gonna
Speaker 2: have people after you for for eons. Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't don't mess with that one unless you
Speaker 1: killed the drug dealer. Then people are happy and it's
Speaker 1: but then his person that'supplied to him's pass. Back to
Speaker 1: the armored car driver, you said you have so many
Speaker 1: things that can go sideways, because we've all seen the
Speaker 1: shows and movies as have you.
Speaker 2: I mean you could hold them up.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, he goes to fire and it
Speaker 4: ricochets off the armored vehicle and hits the bell ringer
Speaker 4: outside the store, you know, the Salvation Army.
Speaker 1: Now you've got them involved, right, and you're hurting charity.
Speaker 2: You're talking collateral damage. It's just too much room for that.
Speaker 1: Strip clubs, but cash available somebody else, scrap yards. Uh uh,
Speaker 1: don't do any of these. No, we dispensary delivery truck.
Speaker 3: They got cash.
Speaker 2: Again, don't rob any place or anyone. This is just
Speaker 2: a hypothetical for the hell of it S and G's conversation.
Speaker 2: On some level, I was able to identify with this,
Speaker 2: this couple.
Speaker 1: Who wouldn't have to worry about anybody getting robbed if
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Speaker 2: Try and I'm straight more stickers being sent out today.
Speaker 2: I understand, all right.
Speaker 1: You didn't get your self addressed stamped envelope to our
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Speaker 2: Yeah, couple recently vacationed in the same area the wife
Speaker 2: and I went to in October, up in the Gatlinburg
Speaker 2: Severeville area of Tennessee, mountainous area. There they rented a
Speaker 2: mountain cabin. Well and listen to how it went for them.
Speaker 5: Okay, we are in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. We just checked into
Speaker 5: our cabin and we are leaving our cabin. Actually we're
Speaker 5: gonna go stay downtown deliberg Simpson's gift.
Speaker 2: You walk in, you walk out, Yeah, way too slowly.
Speaker 5: Let's let's show you this is the driveway. And for
Speaker 5: people that are in mountains, this might not be a
Speaker 5: big deal. For us who who don't live in mountains,
Speaker 5: this is kind of a big deal, especially late at night.
Speaker 5: It's supposed to rain tomorrow.
Speaker 3: This scares me.
Speaker 5: The whole mountain that we have to drive through is
Speaker 5: very uphill.
Speaker 2: She's just showing the imagine that a mountain is uphill,
Speaker 2: but the dry it's like a gravel driveway, really really steep.
Speaker 2: It's just falling apart. And any of you who have
Speaker 2: had that extreme you know exactly what you're dealing with
Speaker 2: there and what you're getting yourself into. In fact, you
Speaker 2: seek that out to some degree.
Speaker 1: I have other people driving, like my friend who's the daredevil,
Speaker 1: and the whole time I'm sitting there with my eyes
Speaker 1: close going uh uh, because I know if I was driving,
Speaker 1: we'd hit that gravel patch on the side and go
Speaker 1: right off the cliff.
Speaker 2: They were literally right in a similar looking area to
Speaker 2: what the wife and I. I've already told the story
Speaker 2: on the air what happened to us had we got
Speaker 2: stuck and it took ended up taking us sixteen hours
Speaker 2: to do a ten hour drive because of the but anyway,
Speaker 2: we ended up having to get up the mountain after sunset.
Speaker 2: After sunset and a affront is approaching with severe weather,
Speaker 2: no signs. Half the signs through the roads up the
Speaker 2: mountain have been not They're just not there. You can't
Speaker 2: see crap, there's no moonlight and we're driving around up
Speaker 2: there aimlessly for over an hour trying to fund this damn.
Speaker 1: Cabin glass half full of At least you gotta do
Speaker 1: that Devil's cut or whatever it's called, the Dragonsdale Dragonsdale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy. And finally there's this a unique
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Speaker 2: November their season tourist season there. You may be about
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Speaker 2: there in bs about the mythical lake creature.
Speaker 3: Pretty good money. What are the hours though, it's daylight hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of time when you could go
Speaker 1: work at you know, said restaurants.
Speaker 2: Pretty strong talking it is.
Speaker 1: But if I'm having to work, it's laid out over
Speaker 1: ten hours, right, that's a lot of time on the
Speaker 1: lock having to talk about NeSSI and having to have
Speaker 1: your fact straight, because you know there's some asshole in
Speaker 1: the backyard.
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Is that big food over there in the woods right
Speaker 3: off the lock.
Speaker 2: There's always that guy quarts every day, that guy JR
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