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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you a

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<v Speaker 2>taco one on one one. W JR R got your

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiot by yeah. Big thank you to Petties Meats

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<v Speaker 2>State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west of

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<v Speaker 2>VI four for sponsoring this portion of the Lynch and

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Show and really being an inspiration in my life

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<v Speaker 2>in general.

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<v Speaker 1>He inspired Lynch over there were one of the reasons

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<v Speaker 1>why he purchased his house where he did in Longwood.

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<v Speaker 2>True story.

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<v Speaker 1>He seriously did. He had gone to Petty's Meats over

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<v Speaker 1>the years because they've been there forty years.

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<v Speaker 2>And when we decided to move, that was one of

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<v Speaker 2>the things I took into consideration, making sure they were

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<v Speaker 2>easy driving distance. But I don't care where you live,

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<v Speaker 2>I would encourage you to make the trip the Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>Check them out, see what they're all about.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk in for yourself an ice cold free draft beer. Heyes,

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<v Speaker 1>a complimentary beer. Get to shopping. You can go from

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<v Speaker 1>a appetizer all the way through dessert. They're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have that and everything in me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hetty's stay with four thirty four and Longwood open Monday

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<v Speaker 2>through Saturday ten to six. Yes, voting still open another

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes for you say we play it? Those four

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<v Speaker 2>day Welcome to Rockville tickets up for grabs for somebody

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<v Speaker 2>who votes which Rush song we should play back at

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<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>You do that, jr. Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess if you find success and you get

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<v Speaker 2>good at it, you keep going back to the well

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<v Speaker 2>until you get caught. In this guy's case, a robbery

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<v Speaker 2>suspect apprehended in New Jersey. He is accused of robbing

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen different dunkin Donuts locations over a two month time period.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean they got dough. Yep, Sorry, that's easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty four year old Eenasium Bowman arrested and accused of

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<v Speaker 2>carrying out the overnight robberies. He's doing this when they're closed.

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<v Speaker 2>He breaks into the place, goes and hits the cash

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<v Speaker 2>registers first, bust open the manager's office door and tries

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<v Speaker 2>to take whatever's in there, and then usually does a

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<v Speaker 2>little vandalism while he's around. I'm wondering if this is

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<v Speaker 2>an ex employee he's The vandalism part is where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what if you're gonna do this. If you're gonna work

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<v Speaker 2>it up to do this, you get in and you

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<v Speaker 2>get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, definitely. But he's done it fourteen times. So it

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<v Speaker 1>was an ex employe. I think he'd hit his store

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<v Speaker 1>that he worked.

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<v Speaker 2>At, like, oh, I'm gonna vandalize him. So they've added

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<v Speaker 2>everything up here. And again, this is not an efficient

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<v Speaker 2>thief if you ask me, uh, fourteen robberies eighteen thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars in cash. I mean again, why increase your chances

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<v Speaker 2>of getting caught? Just go for one place whatever you've

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<v Speaker 2>decided to rob. That's bigger money, exactly, a bigger haul. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he did. He also liked to steal gift cards as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, you know, for stocking stuffers and whatnot. So

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen thousand and cash, one hundred and forty in gift cards,

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<v Speaker 2>and about ten thousand dollars cumulative damage at the various

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<v Speaker 2>dunkin locations around New Jersey. So did they catch him

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<v Speaker 2>or that part I missed? They bought him as he

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<v Speaker 2>was getting ready to rob a fifteenth location, Hackensack, New Jersey,

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<v Speaker 2>police caught him.

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<v Speaker 3>Got greedy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you're greedy after hitting two places, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen donut joints. Yeah, come on, pretty soon, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be coming in for work, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Ibye, he wasn't doing them all in the same night

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<v Speaker 2>out here now over over two months.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he just he knew that he probably was a

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<v Speaker 1>former employee because he knew how things worked.

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<v Speaker 2>I can get in here.

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<v Speaker 1>There is still some money in registers and then whatever's

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<v Speaker 1>in the manager's office.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just couldn't imagine that they have a whole

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<v Speaker 2>lot of cash on hand now as little as cash

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<v Speaker 2>as used by so many people. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't want to name places because that'd be

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<v Speaker 1>the obvious. But you're going for one. This is hypothetical.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing any of this, nor if you had

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<v Speaker 1>to rob a place. Is this this scenario you're setting up? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think if you had to and again

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<v Speaker 1>for the records that we're covered, we're not gonna encourage this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just wondering, if you're gonna hit one place, what

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<v Speaker 1>would it.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think.

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<v Speaker 3>I might be going That armor truck.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, that's tempting to go that route. But it's all

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<v Speaker 2>the movies I've seen over the years. That thing can

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<v Speaker 2>go sideways fast. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean in so

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<v Speaker 2>many different directions, so I'm I'm kinda Then I also

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna go, well, you really drug house where where

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<v Speaker 2>all the cash is. But you're gonna have to go

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<v Speaker 2>in really hot with that, see, and then you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have people after you for for eons. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't don't mess with that one unless you

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<v Speaker 1>killed the drug dealer. Then people are happy and it's

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<v Speaker 1>but then his person that'supplied to him's pass. Back to

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<v Speaker 1>the armored car driver, you said you have so many

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<v Speaker 1>things that can go sideways, because we've all seen the

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<v Speaker 1>shows and movies as have you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you could hold them up.

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<v Speaker 4>All of a sudden, he goes to fire and it

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<v Speaker 4>ricochets off the armored vehicle and hits the bell ringer

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<v Speaker 4>outside the store, you know, the Salvation Army.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've got them involved, right, and you're hurting charity.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking collateral damage. It's just too much room for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Strip clubs, but cash available somebody else, scrap yards. Uh uh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do any of these. No, we dispensary delivery truck.

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<v Speaker 3>They got cash.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, don't rob any place or anyone. This is just

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<v Speaker 2>a hypothetical for the hell of it S and G's conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>On some level, I was able to identify with this,

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<v Speaker 2>this couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Who wouldn't have to worry about anybody getting robbed if

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<v Speaker 1>Bwook took roots.

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<v Speaker 2>Try and I'm straight more stickers being sent out today.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get your self addressed stamped envelope to our

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<v Speaker 1>studios here Maitland.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, couple recently vacationed in the same area the wife

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to in October, up in the Gatlinburg

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<v Speaker 2>Severeville area of Tennessee, mountainous area. There they rented a

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<v Speaker 2>mountain cabin. Well and listen to how it went for them.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we are in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. We just checked into

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<v Speaker 5>our cabin and we are leaving our cabin. Actually we're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna go stay downtown deliberg Simpson's gift.

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<v Speaker 2>You walk in, you walk out, Yeah, way too slowly.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's let's show you this is the driveway. And for

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<v Speaker 5>people that are in mountains, this might not be a

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<v Speaker 5>big deal. For us who who don't live in mountains,

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<v Speaker 5>this is kind of a big deal, especially late at night.

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<v Speaker 5>It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>This scares me.

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<v Speaker 5>The whole mountain that we have to drive through is

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<v Speaker 5>very uphill.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just showing the imagine that a mountain is uphill,

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<v Speaker 2>but the dry it's like a gravel driveway, really really steep.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just falling apart. And any of you who have

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<v Speaker 2>had that extreme you know exactly what you're dealing with

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<v Speaker 2>there and what you're getting yourself into. In fact, you

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<v Speaker 2>seek that out to some degree.

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<v Speaker 1>I have other people driving, like my friend who's the daredevil,

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<v Speaker 1>and the whole time I'm sitting there with my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>close going uh uh, because I know if I was driving,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd hit that gravel patch on the side and go

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<v Speaker 1>right off the cliff.

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<v Speaker 2>They were literally right in a similar looking area to

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<v Speaker 2>what the wife and I. I've already told the story

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<v Speaker 2>on the air what happened to us had we got

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<v Speaker 2>stuck and it took ended up taking us sixteen hours

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<v Speaker 2>to do a ten hour drive because of the but anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we ended up having to get up the mountain after sunset.

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<v Speaker 2>After sunset and a affront is approaching with severe weather,

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<v Speaker 2>no signs. Half the signs through the roads up the

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<v Speaker 2>mountain have been not They're just not there. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>see crap, there's no moonlight and we're driving around up

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<v Speaker 2>there aimlessly for over an hour trying to fund this damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Cabin glass half full of At least you gotta do

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<v Speaker 1>that Devil's cut or whatever it's called, the Dragonsdale Dragonsdale.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was crazy. And finally there's this a unique

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<v Speaker 2>job opportunity awaits. If you're looking to see the world,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe head to Scotland where they are hiring advertising for

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<v Speaker 2>a seasonal job as a NeSSI hunter, full time NeSSI

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<v Speaker 2>hunter as in lockness monster. This is a fancy way

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<v Speaker 2>of saying tour boat operator. Oh it's yeah. You'll work

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<v Speaker 2>this from the end of March until the beginning of

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<v Speaker 2>November their season tourist season there. You may be about

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<v Speaker 2>two undred and fifty bucks a day. Let's go out

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<v Speaker 2>there in bs about the mythical lake creature.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty good money. What are the hours though, it's daylight hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a lot of time when you could go

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<v Speaker 1>work at you know, said restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty strong talking it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I'm having to work, it's laid out over

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<v Speaker 1>ten hours, right, that's a lot of time on the

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<v Speaker 1>lock having to talk about NeSSI and having to have

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<v Speaker 1>your fact straight, because you know there's some asshole in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't exist. What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that big food over there in the woods right

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<v Speaker 3>off the lock.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always that guy quarts every day, that guy JR

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