Speaker 1: I heard with Effan with our show, You're gonna ruling
Speaker 1: it be except for summer. Sweet pursuing it, huddled out
Speaker 1: shaw shank through the sewer. Kid, Now what chilling at
Speaker 1: the Eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the doc.
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Speaker 1: starting to get crattic shows that enough multiplied like a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Tune the end zone out, break it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 3: I'm on hang out with her friends blocking it on
Speaker 3: the radio.
Speaker 2: My boys talking on the radio. It's time to do this.
Speaker 2: Fall all we go, kayk Christine up.
Speaker 4: All up on my radio.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Oh my gosh. We are coming to
Speaker 3: you live from Garland, Texas. This is the world famous
Speaker 3: Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one Eagle. Thank
Speaker 3: you for tuning in on a Friday. We appreciate everybody
Speaker 3: making us a part of your everyday routine. I'm Ben Rogers.
Speaker 3: I'm joined by Jeff skin Wade. Known him since nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty two. Every time I've saw him for about the
Speaker 3: first six years of our friendship, he was talking about
Speaker 3: how he was from Garland. Yeah, oh man, I never stopped.
Speaker 3: And now you're in Garland. I was born at that
Speaker 3: feed store right there at Fifth and Maine, right there
Speaker 3: in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: I popped right out.
Speaker 3: I was in the back of a chavette. What's a
Speaker 3: good seventies car? Yeah, early seventies couvette. Yeah, what was
Speaker 3: the kind that when you bumped, oh, a pacer back
Speaker 3: and it exploded. My mom was in a parking lot
Speaker 3: right there behind that feed and seed store, in a
Speaker 3: pacer and I popped right out and I said, Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm from Garland.
Speaker 2: That's he you did. I was two years late.
Speaker 3: She carried me for two years and nine months. I
Speaker 3: popped out speaking, and I had his lit cigar, a
Speaker 3: breastfed for fifteen years. It's incredible. We are at Fortunate
Speaker 3: Son in Garland. We're here for the USL. Not only
Speaker 3: is a me and Skin, We've got Kevin K. T.
Speaker 2: Turner. Oh my god, walked in. Got a standing ovation,
Speaker 2: a few booze no idea. You were on this show? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember. Wow, we edited it. Yeah, he's back. Wow, yep, we.
Speaker 3: Back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is great news. Those are the future holds. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Does the Dallas USL team know this? They don't know this,
Speaker 3: but yeah, but they refuse to give him a talent
Speaker 3: fee for being here. I agree, but he is here.
Speaker 3: Evan's andigas engineering at that mothership. The best thing about
Speaker 3: our show.
Speaker 2: He brought a big crowd with him. I mean, the
Speaker 2: best thing about our show isn't even here today. Christina's
Speaker 2: back at the studio.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey guys, Hi, little baby corn bread.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 4: Have you all had pizza yet or no?
Speaker 2: Not yet.
Speaker 3: I'm pacing. I'm pacing myself. I'm gonna have pizza as
Speaker 3: soon as we get off the air. I'm nibbling until
Speaker 3: we get off. Yeah. Man, I cannot believe of how
Speaker 3: cool this is. Thank Look, we're not for you, oh,
Speaker 3: Skin and I are from Richardson, Texas. Right, so we
Speaker 3: grew up right down the street. Now there's this dividing
Speaker 3: line between Richardson and Garland. It's called Jupiter Road, and
Speaker 3: that is a huge cutoff, Like it is a massive
Speaker 3: turf battle between those two entities.
Speaker 2: So it feels different when you head east of Jupiter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it changes.
Speaker 3: I just I feel like because of that rivalry, I
Speaker 3: never gave the new and improved downtown Garland the love
Speaker 3: it deserves because now being here today and seeing this.
Speaker 3: This is a really cool area and it's it's not
Speaker 3: Dallas up. It's like got Austin vibes. It's kind of
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, it's kind of cool. It's
Speaker 3: really cool, and we should just say, like Ben, you
Speaker 3: can look right. So there's this outdoor stage, so there's
Speaker 3: like a whole concert and a whole there's a whole
Speaker 3: thing happening here. In regards to our friends with the
Speaker 3: new USL Dallas team, we'll tell you more about that
Speaker 3: in a second. But if you look on the other
Speaker 3: side of the square, do you see Intrinsic Brewing right there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So that place is great, good beer, good food, nice
Speaker 3: people and they've been here in downtown Garland for a
Speaker 3: little while. And uh and there's gonna be a big
Speaker 3: USL party over there after we get off the air
Speaker 3: here at Fortunate Son, which we'll spend lots of time
Speaker 3: talking about Fortunate Son because this place is awesome. And
Speaker 3: then do you see that little movie theater right there, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's where that movie that I won that Academy Award
Speaker 3: for it air that they're premiered right there in that theater.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Yeah, you played a gay cannibal in that one. Yes,
Speaker 3: I was kind of a young Dahmer, okay, And I
Speaker 3: was based on a young dog the hot Dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah man.
Speaker 3: And then look, you just ran out of State and
Speaker 3: Maine right there. Unbelievable. That was Ellen from State Maine
Speaker 3: who just ran outside. You've met Erica and Justin. Those
Speaker 3: are the three owners you told me about State Maine yesterday.
Speaker 3: It's right next door to Fortunate Son.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And because this is an open carry situation, not with
Speaker 3: will for Beverage's, it's Texas, so it's always open carry.
Speaker 3: So I walked in with two guns in the air.
Speaker 2: So let's say you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna come down here and you're gonna want to watch
Speaker 3: the big outdoor concert and because it's going to stop
Speaker 3: raining around four, right, and so this is going to
Speaker 3: be the place to be tonight in Garland, Texas.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But let's say you wanted to walk around the downtown square.
Speaker 3: The first thing you need to do is go to
Speaker 3: State and Maine right there.
Speaker 2: Get in there.
Speaker 3: They carry one of our favorite breweries that we're invested in.
Speaker 3: They've got four of our peers in there, which is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but they got it's just you you said it yesterday.
Speaker 3: It's just a super eclectic, cool, chill vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And man, I walked in there today and I immediately
Speaker 3: fell in love with the store and everyone in it
Speaker 3: because they didn't even know I was here to do
Speaker 3: a radio show. I just walked in because you told
Speaker 3: me about it, right, and they were so welcoming and nice,
Speaker 3: and then I just that store is so unique and cool.
Speaker 3: Highly recommend if you're coming to Garland, be sure to
Speaker 3: stop by State Maine Merchant. It's like an upscale convenient store,
Speaker 3: specialty grocery market. And same thing happened me and my
Speaker 3: wife came to Fortunite Sun one time. We're just having
Speaker 3: pizza here on a Saturday afternoon, drinking some big German
Speaker 3: and started walking around downtown Garland. We stuck our head
Speaker 3: in there and you know, met Eric and her husband
Speaker 3: and they were listeners, so we just started chat up.
Speaker 3: It's like, I love this is the thing about old
Speaker 3: Texas towns. When they have a downtown areas, you get
Speaker 3: cool little and Kate t what about that arcade you
Speaker 3: were talking about.
Speaker 2: That's that's on this side of the street talking about
Speaker 2: Infinity Arcade. Yes, it's just right down there, right, maybe
Speaker 2: my favorite arcade in town.
Speaker 3: Do you go down there and bow up some of
Speaker 3: the teens and let them know you're the king of Gallagha.
Speaker 2: I haven't yet, but I think this is one of
Speaker 2: those the night is young situations, very nice. So if
Speaker 2: anyone wants to get their ass kicked in some fashioned arcade,
Speaker 2: I'll meet you at the corner, Rick Carlisle, and we'll
Speaker 2: go to Infinity Arcade later. He did go full ricking
Speaker 2: about fortunately, and this is where I was. You know,
Speaker 2: you remember places when things happen. You remember where you
Speaker 2: were when things happened. Do you remember when dak tore
Speaker 2: his hamstring off the bone? I was a fortunate sun
Speaker 2: up there at the bar watching the gay man. That's
Speaker 2: It's a great story, is a wonderful Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the old story.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Would you hear me that cold beer right there?
Speaker 3: I think that's mine? Yeah, Stephen, could you hand that to?
Speaker 3: I know what's Steven touching it?
Speaker 2: Steve? Now go ahead, save for a radio joke.
Speaker 3: There go okay, three o'clock, Elliott one. Our program director
Speaker 3: is like, ooh, bad decisions happening in the first segment,
Speaker 3: So uh so next door. So so we're at uh
Speaker 3: Fortunate Son, which is the pizza joint that Dave Portannoy
Speaker 3: came to and hiked it up and they got a
Speaker 3: huge review, and that's a.
Speaker 2: Big you know.
Speaker 3: Portnoy is one of those and he's one of the
Speaker 3: barstool guys, but he reviews pizza joints and you know,
Speaker 3: he can make or break a business with a good
Speaker 3: or a bad review because there's so many people following it.
Speaker 2: So he came and gave them huge love.
Speaker 3: But they were already massively popular here locally before that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is the same people you've alreadys talked about Good
Speaker 3: Friend over in East Dallas, which is legendary East Dallas spot.
Speaker 3: Same people they opened this in downtown Garland and their
Speaker 3: pizza is what you call New Haven style, New Haven,
Speaker 3: Connecticut style, thin crust and they do it better than anybody,
Speaker 3: and you've never had that crust New Haven style.
Speaker 2: Better than this, So they do it better than anybody.
Speaker 3: Magically delicious, and they they're known and same with a
Speaker 3: Good Friend, they're known for their incredible bar. They got
Speaker 3: a great selection of craft beers and other brands. Me
Speaker 3: and Ben are always like hyping up Rollertown, but we
Speaker 3: have a lot of good friends and owned breweries and
Speaker 3: some of their beer is on the wall. My dad
Speaker 3: when he came here, watched me drink a Rollertown and
Speaker 3: drink a Guinness because he got the poor was amazing.
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 3: They got a great beer selection and of course awesome food.
Speaker 3: So get here, hang out with us and playing on
Speaker 3: filling up your belly with drinking food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's gonna be a great time.
Speaker 3: We're super excited for our friends at USL Dallas. We'll
Speaker 3: talk to one of them coming up here momentarily. But
Speaker 3: you know you're gonna come down here. You're gonna get
Speaker 3: to witness the outdoor concert all the fun. But when
Speaker 3: you get down here to downtown Garland, stop by State
Speaker 3: Maine and go get some beers to those and walk
Speaker 3: out with him. Just walk all around the square with them.
Speaker 3: That's what's cool about that. So it's kind of the
Speaker 3: hub spot to go to for the whole square. But
Speaker 3: so what what is New Haven style pizza? How do
Speaker 3: you describe it? Super thin crust I think is the
Speaker 3: best way to describe it, Like to put it in
Speaker 3: a nutshell.
Speaker 2: They put the pizza in a nutshell.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no nuts nuts nuts, but yeah, super nuts.
Speaker 3: If you don't try it, if you don't try that's
Speaker 3: their slogan. And that's what people say in New Haven, Connecticut.
Speaker 3: That's what they're known, that's what they're known for saying
Speaker 3: up there. Yeah, did you guys know that I played
Speaker 3: Call of doll overclept about it?
Speaker 2: Did you really? Yeah? Did you? Then? I played the
Speaker 2: Call of Duty with her. You didn't see this post?
Speaker 2: I did not actually got un block me? Is that
Speaker 2: audio you're playing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I'll show you the screenshot and I'll tell
Speaker 3: you the story later on show. We've got Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: on the show. I mean not it personally, but Tom
Speaker 3: Cruise news.
Speaker 2: On the show. That's what of the spot for Alexas, Texas.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know they're they got that last mission
Speaker 3: impossible coming out. We may be able to get him
Speaker 3: on the show. And we're gonna have science on this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the show has everything got everything growing
Speaker 3: boy me. Yeah, we're gonna we say did you say
Speaker 3: grown or growing? Growing?
Speaker 2: Growing?
Speaker 3: If you're into sports, yeah that's your thing. I'm sure
Speaker 3: we'll go around the sports kat Winn and got into
Speaker 3: sports for a little a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well listen to that.
Speaker 3: We'll celebrate some milestones from today in the today game.
Speaker 3: We've got a couple of mystery segments coming up today
Speaker 3: in the five o'clock hour.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And at five thirty four, at the moment of the
Speaker 3: show that we have the most listeners, we're gonna we
Speaker 3: have written down the history of Garbland.
Speaker 2: Just put your faith there. Hold on. We're the dumbest
Speaker 2: show in the world.
Speaker 3: If you have been looking for some historical notes on
Speaker 3: Mookie Blaylock, make sure to listen today at five thirty four,
Speaker 3: we got you. And then at five forty four, we'll
Speaker 3: all be lathered up from a full day of drinking
Speaker 3: and we have a segment called run out the Clock.
Speaker 2: This is good.
Speaker 3: Elliott found out I'm drinking in the first segment.
Speaker 2: Found out.
Speaker 3: He's ending that. We're ending the show with runout the Clock. Hey,
Speaker 3: stand up and look at that pizza and tell me
Speaker 3: what you see.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna eat that thing. Look at that.
Speaker 2: That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: That's a beautiful, super thin sliced Oh that's gonna be
Speaker 3: delicious right when it hits my lips.
Speaker 2: You're gonna eat that with your mouth, aren't you? Okay?
Speaker 3: We're having fun. We're Fortunate Son in Garland. USL Dallas
Speaker 3: has this out of here. They got their big reveal tonight.
Speaker 3: We find out their colors, their crest, their team name.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be part of local sports history. Happening
Speaker 3: tonight on the square in downtown Garland. So we're posted
Speaker 3: up at Fortunate Sun. We're right next to State and
Speaker 3: main merchant. We Intrinsic Brewing is right across the square.
Speaker 3: There's an arcade, there's a feed store, and there's gonna
Speaker 3: be live music tonight. It is going down in downtown Garland,
Speaker 3: So get up here and come join us. The rain
Speaker 3: has already stopped, and it's supposed to stop from this
Speaker 3: point forward. It is on and pop it in Garland
Speaker 3: coming on. There's the sun over there, yep, coming up
Speaker 3: and just a little over three minutes we have a
Speaker 3: very special guest joining us. Don't go anywhere. You don't
Speaker 3: want to miss this. Next Garland, not Garlic, downtown Garlic.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's some bad breath. Downtown downtown Garland.
Speaker 3: Because we have doings today. We are currently at Fortunate Son.
Speaker 3: Badass pizza place right here on the square corner of
Speaker 3: Fifth and Maine. And then we're here because some friends
Speaker 3: invited us, some very special friends.
Speaker 2: And one of those friends joins us.
Speaker 3: Now we used to work with them in the world
Speaker 3: of radio, and now he is in the world of
Speaker 3: professional soccer. It is our buddy, Sam Morton. Hello, Sam,
Speaker 3: how you doing?
Speaker 2: How you doing? Boys? Dude?
Speaker 3: This is amazing. So yes, we go way back with
Speaker 3: Sam Morton. He'd sold our show and he was the
Speaker 3: top sales guy, the manager, VP of sales, whatever it's called.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're making up tithing. We're saying director
Speaker 3: of sales.
Speaker 5: All those things at one point another okays, And when
Speaker 5: we were on the fan, and then later with us
Speaker 5: over on iHeart and then all of a sudden one
Speaker 5: day he left go work with his childhood buddy who
Speaker 5: bought a soccer team.
Speaker 3: That's right, and so it's kind of the been and
Speaker 3: skintin store. You left to work with me when I'm
Speaker 3: bought a soccer team. It's not our story. It is
Speaker 3: a good story, though, And so okay, so tell us
Speaker 3: about this friend, how far it goes back, and how
Speaker 3: you got involved with owning a soccer team.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So Matt Valentine a partner, and I met in the
Speaker 5: seventh grade at a at a dusty field in Arlington,
Speaker 5: Texas as part of a kind of a regional all
Speaker 5: star team.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was all star talent. That was
Speaker 2: kind of like a humble brag a little bit. I
Speaker 2: was an elite blue chip athlete.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were national plus national extra elite players anyway,
Speaker 5: and met there for the first time, went to separate
Speaker 5: middle schools, ended up going to the same high school,
Speaker 5: played high school soccer together, and and you know, much
Speaker 5: like you guys, I don't think there's been a week
Speaker 5: since we were in high school that we haven't had
Speaker 5: a conversation about something. We've been really close all the
Speaker 5: way through until today.
Speaker 2: So almost four years.
Speaker 3: Well, explain to us what you guys are partnering on now,
Speaker 3: because that's the reason that we're out here today.
Speaker 2: And it's not just this show.
Speaker 3: This is going on into the night and then it
Speaker 3: launches this amazing new thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're we're excited to bring USL championship side to Dallas.
Speaker 5: For those who don't know, USL is its own kind
Speaker 5: of ecosystem in professional soccer tonight kind of the culmination
Speaker 5: of our brand. Our colors, our crest, our name will
Speaker 5: all come to life, and we're really excited to share
Speaker 5: that in the city of Garland at this music festival
Speaker 5: tonight and happy to have you guys out.
Speaker 2: Here supporting us.
Speaker 3: So what do people need to know about they if
Speaker 3: they stick around, they could be a part of history
Speaker 3: if they come out to Garland tonight and they could
Speaker 3: be like, hey, who was there when they announce the
Speaker 3: name and the.
Speaker 2: Crest and all that. I was there, So that's happening tonight.
Speaker 3: But what do people need to know in general about
Speaker 3: what you guys are going to try to accomplish with
Speaker 3: this new soccer team in Dallas.
Speaker 5: Forth Sure, we're we won't kick a soccer ball till
Speaker 5: twenty twenty seven, so our first season here will be
Speaker 5: twenty seven, So we're we're you know, I think soccer
Speaker 5: in America can be a little stale at times, and
Speaker 5: you know, we want to bring kind of an excitement,
Speaker 5: more European or Legua Mech's experience to our stadium. So
Speaker 5: think flags and chants and TFO smoke, and we really
Speaker 5: want people to leave and go. I don't even know
Speaker 5: what the score was, but that was just a really
Speaker 5: great time. Yeah uh, And you know, we'll get the
Speaker 5: guys and girls who really are into soccer, but it's
Speaker 5: the other seventy percent of the people that just want
Speaker 5: to come out and have a good time and have
Speaker 5: a cold beer and be a part of something that
Speaker 5: that we're really really shooting for.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you said that you're going to announce the
Speaker 3: cress and the colors and the name.
Speaker 2: What time is that happening.
Speaker 5: It'll happen at or about seven forty five tonight.
Speaker 3: Is that because you guys are still making some last
Speaker 3: minute decisions, Like how can you couldn't just tell us
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you noticed.
Speaker 5: Earlier today, I was over my laptop, I was in Adobe.
Speaker 2: I was I was trying to do it. I was
Speaker 2: trying to change a few things.
Speaker 3: Since you're still deciding the name of KT, do you
Speaker 3: want to throw just a couple of h yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on KT. Well no, I mean, look, I
Speaker 2: won't to know why KT hasn't even said hi to
Speaker 2: me yet. He didn't never mean, he didn't say I did.
Speaker 2: He didn't even say, like, hey, what's up? Nothing's here.
Speaker 3: I mean, hold on, can I just hijack the clock?
Speaker 2: Can we just have Sam stick around? Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Do you call that You don't got anywhere to be,
Speaker 3: do you know? Okay, let's let's talk to Sam Tomore.
Speaker 3: I want you to throw some names off of him.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, and then let's talk about it
Speaker 2: to be offensive.
Speaker 3: And then let's see what Sam thinks about Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3: We'll do that old next right here on ninety seven
Speaker 3: point one of the their name, their crest, their colors,
Speaker 3: all that stuff.
Speaker 2: We'll get to see their merch.
Speaker 3: It's a big celebration and it's one of those things
Speaker 3: where you'll remember one day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was there when all that was revealed. It's
Speaker 2: a big, big deal. It's going on to Garland.
Speaker 3: It's gonna happen right around seven pm. We're gonna take
Speaker 3: our Showtel six and we're at Fortunate Sun on the
Speaker 3: Square in downtown Garland and we're dude. We are right
Speaker 3: next to the State and Main Merchant and there's an
Speaker 3: intrinsic brewing here and the party will move over there.
Speaker 2: At some point.
Speaker 3: Is that where the big and by the way, Sam
Speaker 3: Morton is joining us from the USL Dallas franchise.
Speaker 2: He's our good buddy. We go way back. Wait, what's
Speaker 2: your title, Sam.
Speaker 5: Chief commercial officer and founder, co founder made up Dude?
Speaker 2: Is that the title you would have given yourself? Did
Speaker 2: you give yourself that or did you have to negotiate?
Speaker 5: Well, we all, we all drew out of a hat
Speaker 5: and that's what I got.
Speaker 3: Okay, what did Matt give himself title was?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Matt, what is it? He's he's chairman.
Speaker 3: I think he's chairman and he's chairman, dude.
Speaker 2: Sam worked in radio for the Chair of the Years.
Speaker 3: Immediately threw a question to a guy without a mic.
Speaker 3: He's the first time to go on a microphone though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know how many much advertising US old for
Speaker 5: you guys over you never once have been invited on
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 2: There was a reason for the time, There was a
Speaker 2: reason for the huge reaes. There was a huge debate
Speaker 2: about whether we were going to let this happen. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So Sam Morton is joining us. There's all sorts of
Speaker 2: excitement around USL Dallas. It's a big deal.
Speaker 3: We talked about our history and like, how cool is
Speaker 3: that that. Look, you're great and you've helped us throughout
Speaker 3: our whole career and we love you. But how awesome
Speaker 3: is it that you have a friend who has enough
Speaker 3: money to buy a soccer team. That's pretty that's pretty
Speaker 3: cool too.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. It is pretty cool.
Speaker 5: Now we're just again, this is really excited. You know,
Speaker 5: cliche to say what you've dreamed of, but I don't.
Speaker 5: We never dreamed of it, so, uh, you know, it's
Speaker 5: just we're both passionate about soccer.
Speaker 3: That's nuts, though, dude, that's like me and Skin growing
Speaker 3: up together like we did, and but one of us
Speaker 3: could buy a basketball team, then we go work at
Speaker 3: a basketball like you buy the Mavericks. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: dream coming. Maybe I'll just you know, no, they're doing great.
Speaker 3: What's amazing is that Ben and I probably would have
Speaker 3: run the Mavericks into the ground. So what are you
Speaker 3: a mad up to with the soccer team?
Speaker 5: Well, we're we've been around now, we've made it six months,
Speaker 5: so I think you know we're run an upward trend. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but again, really excited about the brand, the name and everything.
Speaker 3: So just to you know, double down on what Ben
Speaker 3: was saying, I remember playing golf with you this about
Speaker 3: I don't know, ten years ago, and you're, by the way,
Speaker 3: Sam Morton's a really good golfer, and you were talking
Speaker 3: about you were actually talking about Matt and soccer back then. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I think we're talking about kids and what our
Speaker 3: kids playing all that stuff. But you know, you've always
Speaker 3: been a big soccer guy. So this is really cool.
Speaker 3: Now if people are just tuning in, I want to
Speaker 3: recap what is the specialty or what is special about tonight,
Speaker 3: like what exactly is happening and then what happens from here.
Speaker 5: Yet seven o'clock we have a music act goes on
Speaker 5: Best seven forty five. We will have a march to
Speaker 5: the match, and we've got a big reveal video and
Speaker 5: again our name Color Crest all come to life, will
Speaker 5: transition from USL Dallas to our official name and off
Speaker 5: we'll go.
Speaker 2: Okay, and by the way, Ben march to the match.
Speaker 3: That is kind of along the history of the pub crawl,
Speaker 3: like that's what happens over at the Euro Soccer They
Speaker 3: hit up every pub on the way to the match.
Speaker 5: Right, So we've got about eight hundred people that have
Speaker 5: RSVP to start a parade just adjacent here to Fortunate Sun.
Speaker 5: Let's go, march right up through the alleyway, Let's go,
Speaker 5: and then we'll take the stage.
Speaker 2: And you know.
Speaker 5: The guys that Modest Works helped us with the brand
Speaker 5: and the video reveal and again.
Speaker 2: Just really excited to show up to everybody.
Speaker 3: So basically, if somebody's listening to this, it's free for
Speaker 3: them to come out absolutely land to.
Speaker 5: Be part of history on what I'm saying, for free
Speaker 5: and del If you bump into Matt and I will
Speaker 5: buy you a beer?
Speaker 2: Oh, will you.
Speaker 3: Buy him a Rollertown absolutely, which is brewery that Ben
Speaker 3: and I are partners. Will you buy them a smaller
Speaker 3: team in like a lesser league, Yeah, like maybe a
Speaker 3: minor super minor leagues? Yeah, yeah, maybe you know, soccer
Speaker 3: is a lot like roofing. You and I could start
Speaker 3: a soccer league and yeah, and then go pitch to
Speaker 3: Sam and Matt if they want a second team or not.
Speaker 3: So so, what all what all USL announcements have been
Speaker 3: made in this area?
Speaker 5: Is it is there only? No, no, no, it's say. USL
Speaker 5: is a really big organization. It's got teams in over
Speaker 5: two hundred cities across America. Here in DFW, you've got
Speaker 5: Dallas Trinity, which is in the USL ecosystem. You've got
Speaker 5: Texoma FC, which is again part of the ecosystem, Didnt Diablos, McKinney,
Speaker 5: Cheopacabras uh, and then USL Dallas.
Speaker 2: So there's five USL properties right here in the DFW.
Speaker 2: And there's always whispers right of other ones out as
Speaker 2: always always wespers, always whispers.
Speaker 3: So my buddy, our buddy follow Wells, big soccer guy,
Speaker 3: calls games for Apple and all that, and he was
Speaker 3: saying the fun thing about USL. So I hope I'm
Speaker 3: not mixing this message up, but he said, there's a
Speaker 3: whole relegation thing like they have over in Europe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just uh USL the governors just voted on
Speaker 5: it about a month ago to bring promotion relegation.
Speaker 3: To explain what that is, yeah, to our to our our.
Speaker 5: Pyramid, promotion relegation is pretty simple.
Speaker 2: It's, you know, the the the.
Speaker 5: Worst two or three clubs go down a division, in
Speaker 5: the best two or three clubs go up a division.
Speaker 5: So you know, it's a it's it's an open system
Speaker 5: within the USL pyramid. And again, if you play really well.
Speaker 5: You can go up with a division, and if you don't,
Speaker 5: then consequences.
Speaker 3: This is what should happen with fantasy sports. Think about
Speaker 3: all the guys in your league that are just dragging
Speaker 3: the thing down.
Speaker 2: Yeah you knows.
Speaker 3: Good omause you pick on him and just keep Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've had to kick out Steve and our SNL
Speaker 2: fantasy draft. Yeah he's getting relegated. Wow, oh my god,
Speaker 2: he didn't take it seriously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like when I drafted Bob Seger to
Speaker 3: host that one time.
Speaker 2: I actually think he tried. Actually back to Sam, but Sam,
Speaker 2: let's put a bow on this thing. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: What do people need to know about tonight? About what
Speaker 3: we're doing here in Garland?
Speaker 2: Watch? How do they schedule? How to get here?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: Just sum it all up for us. We're in downtown
Speaker 2: Garland again.
Speaker 5: We'll do our brand reveal seven forty five free, a
Speaker 5: lot of great restaurants and partners here on the squares.
Speaker 5: You guys have Ournie spoken to, Fortunate Son and Trinsic Barbecue.
Speaker 5: So come out, have a good time, get a look
Speaker 5: at our new club, and maybe buy you a piece
Speaker 5: of merchandise.
Speaker 2: Sam Morton everybody. Let's unbelievable. Go unbelievable. Hey say this too.
Speaker 2: Thank you boys. We worked with you for a long time.
Speaker 2: This is the happiest I've ever seen you. Man. You
Speaker 2: know radio was great. This is better graduation.
Speaker 3: I told men for years you'd never be happy, but
Speaker 3: I was wrong. Congratulations Sam, We loving me, Sam Martin.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Guys.
Speaker 3: Get on out here to Fortunate Son because we're having
Speaker 3: a party here with our show until six o'clock and
Speaker 3: then things head on out to the square and intrinsic.
Speaker 3: This is a really fun day. And Ben, the rain
Speaker 3: is gone and it is not coming back. You shoe
Speaker 3: that sunshine.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 3: The sun is out and it's gonna be a good
Speaker 3: time in downtown Garland right on the square.
Speaker 2: Come join us.
Speaker 3: It's just your normal Friday on the Ben and Skin Show,
Speaker 3: ninety seven point one The Eagle. I look down at
Speaker 3: what's happening on the show. We have in the five
Speaker 3: o'clock hour the History of Garland and the four o'clock
Speaker 3: hour Dino News in Solana, and right now it's time
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 2: It's down for science. Wow wow, who made that? It's
Speaker 2: a little half ass? Uh? Okay, So there's a fifty
Speaker 2: year old Soviet piece of space trash that's up there.
Speaker 2: It's called a probe. Stuff sounds weird. What does that
Speaker 2: remind you of? I thought he was talking about like
Speaker 2: a cosmic not that he didn't like. Oh yeah, piece
Speaker 2: of trash. Just thank Vladi Putin.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about one of the greatest escapes and
Speaker 3: the history of movies. Empire strikes back. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 3: Empire let go of the trash. Millennium Falcon disconnects from
Speaker 3: the side of the and just floats off with the
Speaker 3: trash man space trash.
Speaker 2: Hitting the trash space trash. So this space projectile was
Speaker 2: launched by Russia in nineteen seventy two and it was
Speaker 2: intended to go to Venus, but it's malfunctioned and it's
Speaker 2: been in Earth's orbit ever since, and it is coming
Speaker 2: back to Earth sometime around May ninth or May tenth.
Speaker 2: So we got a week here. Wait, it's coming from Venus. No,
Speaker 2: it's been an okay, little bit. So the Russians put
Speaker 2: a bunch of trash in space. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: coming back and it's gonna fall like on Cleveland. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is what's frustrating about these types of articles signed
Speaker 2: to say the chance it hits a person is about
Speaker 2: one in ten thousand. Oh, that's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: But how many people are on Earth? Seven one?
Speaker 3: You know, one billion, one in ten thousand. I like
Speaker 3: my odds seven billion.
Speaker 2: It's about you, it's about someone. I like.
Speaker 3: Everybody's odds at one in ten thousand weird and not
Speaker 3: if you're one of the ten the one who gets hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at eight billion people right now.
Speaker 3: No, you don't take eight billion and divided by ten thousand.
Speaker 3: They're saying they've already calculated the odds. You have a
Speaker 3: one in ten thousand chance of anyone getting hit.
Speaker 2: By a space trash. Yeah, but how do you get
Speaker 2: those odds if there's eight billion, No.
Speaker 3: One person is guaranteed to be it, but only one
Speaker 3: out of every ten thousand people.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: See, if it was that way, we're saying every ten
Speaker 3: thousand people at least one gets hit.
Speaker 2: Right, Which that's different all we're saying.
Speaker 3: So you guys are saying eight billion, how many eight
Speaker 3: billion people?
Speaker 2: Eight billion?
Speaker 3: And divide that by ten thousand, and then that many
Speaker 3: people get hit by space track.
Speaker 2: These are scientists, not mathematicians.
Speaker 3: They're saying, one out of every ten thousand people will
Speaker 3: get hit by a space track.
Speaker 2: So eight billion divided by ten thousand is eight hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: Eight hundred thousand people are gonna get hit by space truck.
Speaker 2: What they're saying that seems like nonsensical. And that's why
Speaker 2: we have to start war with Russia. Oh that's fairy.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just blow it up?
Speaker 3: Why don't we just take our the best oil drillers
Speaker 3: there are, set them up there and let the oil
Speaker 3: drillers drill into the trash, break it up into particles
Speaker 3: that disintegrate when it comes in.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like this. I feel like I've seen this before. No,
Speaker 2: it's never been thought of.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that gal that looked exactly like Steven Tyler?
Speaker 2: Lift Tyler does not look like Stephen Tyler?
Speaker 3: I no, no, but she was not in that concept
Speaker 3: I came up with originally. Just now, Oh she wasn't. No,
Speaker 3: which one was she in?
Speaker 2: Wait? You were in a different movie. Nope?
Speaker 3: I thought she had sex with Ben Affleck on an
Speaker 3: astro was Armageddon. That's where they sit the oil drillers
Speaker 3: up to blow it up. Yeah, yeah, exact same thing.
Speaker 3: I said, who was wonderful? All right, here's the interesting
Speaker 3: thing about venus. It represents the female, but it rhymes
Speaker 3: with Peenis that sounds very crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why was that such a big trend in like
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety four? What's that men are from Mars and
Speaker 2: women are from this? Was that a book or something?
Speaker 3: It was a book and like a whole stand up routine.
Speaker 3: Why you know this because we're like different aliens, Like
Speaker 3: we don't know how to communicate, We don't think about
Speaker 3: the same things. Well, you know that you've seen the
Speaker 3: thing where it's like the woman's laying in bed and
Speaker 3: she's like, I wonder what he's thinking about, and he's
Speaker 3: like thinking about chicken nuggets or something.
Speaker 2: She's like, he's thinking of something really deep. I wonder
Speaker 2: if he's pondering.
Speaker 3: Our relationship and if he's thinking about the last ten
Speaker 3: inside things I've said to him, just the plant a
Speaker 3: seed and he's just sitting there.
Speaker 2: Thinking about you know, maybe he should go take a
Speaker 2: dumber on.
Speaker 3: And that was that was really well represented in This
Speaker 3: Is forty when she thought he was cheating on her
Speaker 3: and he was just trying to break away and get
Speaker 3: to his fantasy league.
Speaker 2: You just wanted some alone time.
Speaker 3: I just want to go talk to baseball with these guys.
Speaker 2: You know, there's something I was thinking about when it
Speaker 2: comes to if there are men, I think this happens
Speaker 2: in football season if they get the you watch too
Speaker 2: much sports. But I was like, you know what, the
Speaker 2: most popular woman on earth is dating like a popular
Speaker 2: football players that gone away? Okay, hold on the guy
Speaker 2: that watches too much sports? Complaint?
Speaker 3: Has that died off now? But Taylor it has not?
Speaker 3: And do you want to know? This is And my
Speaker 3: wife agreed with me. This is the worst news story
Speaker 3: of the last four hundred years. Travis Kelcey unfollowed h
Speaker 3: Ryan Reid or whatever his name is, Ryan Reynolds on
Speaker 3: reee social media because Taytay's mad at Blake.
Speaker 2: Blake is so dumb man, that is so junior high.
Speaker 2: What is happening? Yeah, it's bad. It's bad.
Speaker 3: It's bad for everyone. It's bad for them, it's bad
Speaker 3: for teenagers.
Speaker 2: It's just bad. Every bit's bad. And you know when
Speaker 2: she when they started dating.
Speaker 3: He's on the best team in football and he's still
Speaker 3: their second most important player. Starting to fade a little bit,
Speaker 3: is still going to be like, hey, I'm here to
Speaker 3: support the backup tight end.
Speaker 2: Is that cool? Still? I kind of feel like if
Speaker 2: they won the Super Bowl he would have retired.
Speaker 3: Dude, He's not even the most athletic Kelsey anymore. I
Speaker 3: mean I saw the way that other one was walking
Speaker 3: through that crowd drinking that beer. He looks great smashing
Speaker 3: people's So yeah, man, that guy's kicking ass.
Speaker 2: And then tell him Cruise News. He just did a
Speaker 2: big interview with People magazine, so he said he's got
Speaker 2: a new mission Impossible coming out. It's gonna be the
Speaker 2: same weekend as BFD May twenty fifth. Get your tickets.
Speaker 2: It's called The Final Reckoning yep. And there's a scene
Speaker 2: where he hangs on a plane that's going like one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty miles per hour, does his own stunts. Dude, wait,
Speaker 2: the plane is going one hundred and twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I think just to do this
Speaker 2: to do the stunt, is he riding a motorcycle on
Speaker 2: the wing? Maybe he would. Yeah, And he's as, how
Speaker 2: do you do it? And he's like, why, I just
Speaker 2: eat twelve eggs before I go do these stunts, because
Speaker 2: I burn off so much energy.
Speaker 3: Man, that is that is so out of touch to
Speaker 3: do that during this sag shortage.
Speaker 2: Well you know what I'm saying. Rich he can afford
Speaker 2: the finest eggs. Okay, can eat more than two. Dude.
Speaker 3: He is like I saw him being a big advocate
Speaker 3: for Centers. I don't know if he is involved in
Speaker 3: the film oh wow, but he was promoting it like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Go theater.
Speaker 3: I did see that too. I don't think he's involved.
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to save movies, like he wants
Speaker 3: to save the movie theater. And what's crazy is how
Speaker 3: egotistical is that is?
Speaker 2: Is he crazy?
Speaker 3: He'd think that because Costner thought he could do that
Speaker 3: with his nine piece Western thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Costner's thing wasn't fun, right, like Mission Impossible
Speaker 2: and the live action remake of Lelo and Stitch is
Speaker 2: going to break the Barbenheimer's record apparently from a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago.
Speaker 3: I think Missionary Impossible it is fun too. Are you
Speaker 3: guys starting to come around on Tom Cruise? You seem
Speaker 3: like you're both fans now.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I do have an update though, on something that you
Speaker 3: were hyping up and I experienced it last night, and
Speaker 3: I do want to talk about it later in the show.
Speaker 3: So that's a tease to something that may or may
Speaker 3: not happen in the next two hours. It's the Ben
Speaker 3: and Skin Show where at Fortunate Son in downtown Garland
Speaker 3: at the corner of fifth in Maine. And coming up next,
Speaker 3: it's time to go around the sports. And we got
Speaker 3: lots of stuff. We got rangers, we got stars, we
Speaker 3: got soccer team names. Don't go nowhere anywhere, anywhere here
Speaker 3: on the Eagle.
Speaker 2: Time for this. Now let's cool around. It's ok to
Speaker 2: tweets as all the sports, all right, which one do
Speaker 2: you want to do? We had a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: What kind of sports do you guys want to just
Speaker 2: guide us? Bro? I mean, I got so many much.
Speaker 3: Sports on dude, Dale Hanson never did that he didn't
Speaker 3: like And now let's go to Dale Hanson for the sports.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't know, what do the viewers want?
Speaker 2: What should I do? I don't know, turns to Cynthia's agara.
Speaker 3: Cynthia, I mean, there's a lot of games happened, and
Speaker 3: what do you think?
Speaker 2: To be fair, it was Dale's show, though.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm glad he admitted that he had a very
Speaker 3: small role in the show, even though he plans the
Speaker 3: entire show and without him wouldn't be They've.
Speaker 2: Had a lot of people complaining about the content lately.
Speaker 2: That right skin weight at me.
Speaker 3: God, it did great with Vinnon's getting complained about the content.
Speaker 2: Well, you were over here, you were over here about
Speaker 2: to spew about the Jalen Brunson thing. Okay, do you
Speaker 2: want me to go off on that. Yeah, get out
Speaker 2: of the way. I'll do it quickly.
Speaker 3: So I've been very interested in that series because we
Speaker 3: love Jalen Brunson and also, I mean, i'll just say it,
Speaker 3: personal friends with Casey Smith. I love Casey and he's
Speaker 3: in New York now and I want him to do well.
Speaker 3: And so when they were matched up with Detroit, I
Speaker 3: have a big affinity for Detroit. Number one. I love
Speaker 3: their story. They were one of the worst teams in
Speaker 3: the history of basketball in the first half of last year.
Speaker 3: Now they're the sixth seed, and they're the sixth seed
Speaker 3: because of Cade Cunningham out of Mansfield, and he is
Speaker 3: the next big thing, if he's not already, he has
Speaker 3: a complete badass. They split the first two games in
Speaker 3: New York Game three, Tim Hardaway Junior, they're down one,
Speaker 3: shoots at three in the corner. Josh Hart just slides
Speaker 3: into him. No foul called. Five minutes later, the NBA
Speaker 3: admits we missed a call wow in a playoff series.
Speaker 2: So they would have had a chance to go up
Speaker 2: to one. Didn't do it. New York gets to win.
Speaker 3: So last night Game six in Detroit, they've already gotten
Speaker 3: one game taken away from him. They come back into
Speaker 3: fourth quarter Detroit does they're kicking ass.
Speaker 2: They go up big, not big, it's like eight points,
Speaker 2: like seven or eight, and then Jalen Brunson, who ended
Speaker 2: the game with forty. They go on an eleven to
Speaker 2: one run to end it, including you saw that final
Speaker 2: three he hit in which he.
Speaker 3: Just destroyed all of Thompson's limbs. Yeah, it was like,
Speaker 3: you know Jordan's big push off shot to win against Cleveland.
Speaker 3: Where is it elo or he pushes somebody with his
Speaker 3: off hand. Yeah, I couldn't tell if there was a
Speaker 3: push and they didn't even touch him. The defender went
Speaker 3: flying with two broken ankles on roller skates. It just
Speaker 3: gave him a wide open shot and Brunson so they
Speaker 3: had the chance to take the final shot. Brunson broke
Speaker 3: those dudes on ankles so bad. He just pulled up
Speaker 3: with four seconds to go because it was a wide
Speaker 3: open three. Why wouldn't you take it? So anyways, they
Speaker 3: win the series. I'm happy for them. I kind of
Speaker 3: hurt for Detroit, but it was a great series. I
Speaker 3: wanted it to go seven. But mark my words, that
Speaker 3: dude Thompson that was covering Jalen Brunson. Him and his
Speaker 3: twin brother who plays for the Rockets, were both lottery
Speaker 3: picks three years ago. And oh dude, yeah, they are
Speaker 3: both going to be first team All NBA Old defense
Speaker 3: for decades. Like them, they're amazing. And Brunson shook that
Speaker 3: dude so bad. Yeah, he just them brothers. He just
Speaker 3: slid out. It was incredible. Uh okay, So in hindsight,
Speaker 3: because I saw this last night, is this hyperbole? Actually
Speaker 3: was today it was who's the NBA player who's on
Speaker 3: like get up one of those shows?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Who is pretty wreck and Motorcycle? He's a little guard Williams. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: who said he he thinks Jalen Brunson is the best
Speaker 3: nick of all time. That's that's horrible. Think about the
Speaker 3: hyperbole of that.
Speaker 2: That's doing that on purpose. That is horrible what they do,
Speaker 2: what they do. Okay, but but hold on, let me
Speaker 2: say this, say he has a chance.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but from here said like, look at the
Speaker 3: narratives and national media today. It's it's I'm not saying
Speaker 3: this is real. I'm just saying, is Jalen Brunson the
Speaker 3: best nick ever? Which is foolish to even say that,
Speaker 3: But that was a topic on a national sports show.
Speaker 3: And what the hell are the Lakers going to do
Speaker 3: about Luca? He won't listen to anyone, He'll never get
Speaker 3: in shape. He's had all these great coaches like those.
Speaker 3: Those are the two narratives right now. And if you
Speaker 3: were in hindsight, if you look at that, should the
Speaker 3: MAVs have just kept Brunson. Built around Brunson now that
Speaker 3: I know this, yes, absolutely well. You had a time machine,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Because think about what you
Speaker 3: could have gotten for Luca.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If you just said I'm gonna build around Jalen Brunson,
Speaker 3: oh my god, if you don't, I don't like trade
Speaker 3: him immediately for Anthony Davis. Think about what you could
Speaker 3: have gotten for him. It hurts to think about the past.
Speaker 2: Hurt to think about that, you know, Hey.
Speaker 3: And then of course Popovich is transitioning to team president.
Speaker 3: You have a relationship with pop You've always admired him.
Speaker 3: He's a phenomenal dude, so well respected.
Speaker 2: Do you make of that? He's a legend.
Speaker 3: And I kind of had heard rumblings that that was
Speaker 3: going to happen, not that he was going to become
Speaker 3: team president, but that he was going to step down.
Speaker 3: But he is such a legend. I would say he
Speaker 3: is no offense to Phil Jackson or pat Riley.
Speaker 2: I think he's the greatest.
Speaker 3: NBA coach of all time to do what he did
Speaker 3: in that market. And man, it is going to be
Speaker 3: so painful as people watch Giannis as a Spur.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you think it's happening yesterday?
Speaker 3: I think it's I would if I were to bet,
Speaker 3: if if I had to place a bet right now,
Speaker 3: I would bet Jannis as a Spur.
Speaker 2: Next.
Speaker 3: What would Oklahoma City get involved even if they didn't
Speaker 3: want to, just to keep it from going to the Spur.
Speaker 2: So here's the interesting thing.
Speaker 3: About that, Like, if you're Milwaukee, it's just a bidding
Speaker 3: war san Antonio has.
Speaker 2: That's how it should be.
Speaker 3: When you have a legendary superstar, you should let everyone
Speaker 3: be dude, that's thirty or twenty five either way.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh so, yeah, dude, Milwaukee's gonna get a ransom, and
Speaker 3: san Antonio's drafted some good players that they can make
Speaker 3: it work salary wise and give them multiple lottery picks. Okay,
Speaker 3: but since everyone knows they're going to trade him on
Speaker 3: his agent get involved, they'll have to get less and
Speaker 3: force him somewhere. I mean, it's a little different when
Speaker 3: the guy wants to leave. Yeah, right, Like that's the
Speaker 3: difference in the Lucas situation he made.
Speaker 2: Yeah he may. Yeah, that's true. And Giannis already has
Speaker 2: all his money.
Speaker 3: It's this is gonna hurt so much when you see
Speaker 3: what they get for Giannis. Let's keep the sports going. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's keep this going. We'll carried over, we'll be back.
Speaker 3: We'll get into this.
Speaker 2: Uh. The Stars lost last night, So Game seven tomorrow
Speaker 2: night is at seven o'clock. Did you watch it? I? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: They gave me a two goals in like the final
Speaker 3: six or seven minutes like game Mets dude, they pull
Speaker 3: they pulled the goal.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, before no, no, I know.
Speaker 3: But when they were the Stars were up five to
Speaker 3: four and then they gave up two goals back to back.
Speaker 3: They were up four three four, Yeah, and then they
Speaker 3: but it had been.
Speaker 2: Right at the end, dude, that second period is wild.
Speaker 2: So tomorrow night ere seven. It's not it's not a
Speaker 2: late one or anything, and that'll happen it seven five
Speaker 2: point fifty seven. Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby and journalism
Speaker 2: is gonna get the win. Called it is that the
Speaker 2: name of it. It's the name of the horse. There's
Speaker 2: also a horse named Tantastic, but at the z of
Speaker 2: the team may be different, very strange.
Speaker 3: Is there one called uh horse dung Rogers.
Speaker 2: There's not one named horse dung Rodgers this year? Oh okay,
Speaker 2: horse dong rock. The coach just told me it was
Speaker 2: horse dumb. The Rangers have a situation. They made a
Speaker 2: big trade in the off season forgot named Jake Berger.
Speaker 2: Then they decided, after yesterday's loss so they didn't score again,
Speaker 2: to send Jake Berger to Triple A to get right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's a he's a young player that really
Speaker 3: needs a lot of help.
Speaker 2: He's pretty established and I guess have some personal life
Speaker 2: stuff and man, he's got a daughter, he's got some
Speaker 2: a bad disease and things like that.
Speaker 3: Wait to make me feel bad, Well, it's just that,
Speaker 3: you know, just follow the team a little bit. But dude,
Speaker 3: it's they're on the story at the beginning of the
Speaker 3: year you bought all. They're not hitting, and Chris Young
Speaker 3: is showing that I'm not going to tolerate that. I
Speaker 3: can't just sit around here and wait for this to
Speaker 3: work itself out. I'm not just gonna hope that it
Speaker 3: turns around. But it is interesting that Jake Berger is
Speaker 3: the one who gets sent down because like in the
Speaker 3: last few weeks, he's one of the four to six
Speaker 3: guys who's kind of turned it around a little bit.
Speaker 3: There are other guys who just aren't seeing a lot
Speaker 3: of pitches or swinging at everything, and they aren't getting hits.
Speaker 3: But when we acquired him, Sandler told me burger better.
Speaker 2: Burger better, burger better. Hello. Right.
Speaker 3: The thing I think leotis his time is running out too,
Speaker 3: and I think I gotta make some moves. I think
Speaker 3: they're gonna have to make some moves just because it's
Speaker 3: just not working out. I would move Leotis just the left.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, it's twenty ninth and runs per game
Speaker 2: twenty ninth and all pretty much all the offensive stats.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people talking about, well, fire the
Speaker 2: hitting coach or one of the hitting instructors. The history
Speaker 2: of Bruce Bochi as he has never fired any of
Speaker 2: his coaches in the middle of the year.
Speaker 6: But it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not you bring in a different coach and goes, hey,
Speaker 3: swing less, and all of a sudden, they're swinging less.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It guys are who they are, and if they're aggressive,
Speaker 3: they're overly aggressive of swinging early, early in the count,
Speaker 3: and it's worked for him. They're not going to change
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, and I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 3: The history of Bochi is that they're going to win
Speaker 3: the World Series this year.
Speaker 2: That is the history. And I think they're fine. That's
Speaker 2: the thing is, They're not like buried or anything's so good.
Speaker 2: Right around five hundred whatever. Saddle Town Now, I think
Speaker 2: there was a concert that was scheduled they had to
Speaker 2: be postponed, but I'm not sure. I was looking for
Speaker 2: clarity on that was that a support story. Well, do
Speaker 2: you remember when the Bad Bunny had to postpone his
Speaker 2: concert because uh, the Mavericks played last year? That last
Speaker 2: year too. I think I know that story. Actually, big concert,
Speaker 2: sold out concert, American Airline Center. That people are driving
Speaker 2: in the playoffs and the playoffs yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 2: you know, their schedule is very just made for TV
Speaker 2: and they moved things around and a lot of people
Speaker 2: had to you know, that's why they're canceled their flights
Speaker 2: and all.
Speaker 3: Soy, the Mavericks new arena is going to be a
Speaker 3: basketball facility?
Speaker 2: Is that all the sports? That's all I got? Because
Speaker 2: here's what I'll show you this skin that was good.
Speaker 2: Look who I played Call of Duty with last night? Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow, that says Alexis Texas. Alexis Texas.
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 2: What is Alexis Texas? You went there last night? You
Speaker 2: want to update us? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Coming up next, I'll update you on why I played
Speaker 3: Call of Duty with Alexis Texas. That's coming up next,
Speaker 3: Live from Fortunate Son in Garland. Out for the U
Speaker 3: Big USL Dallas announcement. More from Garland next. Before we
Speaker 3: get there, I want to talk about prize picks. Pig
Speaker 3: making sports better every day? Well what that forever? I
Speaker 3: got a new sports franchise here in Dallas Fort Worth
Speaker 3: and they're making their big announcement tonight. It's going to
Speaker 3: be right here in downtown Garland on the Square and
Speaker 3: Intrinsic Brewing.
Speaker 2: Is that where it's going to actually happen?
Speaker 3: Intrinsic, Yes, that's where the big crest reveal and all
Speaker 3: that goes down a little after seven o'clock. And Ben,
Speaker 3: you can see it. It's right over there. Oh well, yep,
Speaker 3: you could see it right over there on the other
Speaker 3: side of the square.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: We love Fortunate Son, We love the owners here, we
Speaker 3: love the managers here. We just love everything about it.
Speaker 3: They are phenomenal human beings and they make extraordinary pizza.
Speaker 3: And this is the spot that Portnoy came to and
Speaker 3: gave a rave review. So really really happy for them
Speaker 3: and all the success they're having in Garland, Texas. Now
Speaker 3: I showed you a screenshot earlier of the people I
Speaker 3: was playing Fortnite, I'm sorry Call of Duty Warzone with
Speaker 3: last night. You saw the name on their right playing
Speaker 3: cod I was playing Warzone.
Speaker 2: Did you see the name?
Speaker 3: I saw?
Speaker 2: Alexas, Texas? K T. Yes, I did see it, Christina,
Speaker 2: did you know? Is it true?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I got I was playing I had to pick up
Speaker 3: a stranger. I was playing with a couple buddies a mile.
Speaker 3: We had to pick up a stranger. Yeah, And all
Speaker 3: of a sudden I see the name pop up and
Speaker 3: it's Alexas Texas.
Speaker 2: How was she? Can you believe that? Did you take
Speaker 2: that thing for a ride?
Speaker 3: Put a lot of pressure on me to be in
Speaker 3: the biggest bot light. How did you perform and with
Speaker 3: the biggest booty out there?
Speaker 2: Did you do well? I underperformed. We lost.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you who we lost it. We lost to
Speaker 3: some guy's name Yeat Ledger.
Speaker 4: He's eating that's a wrestling thing.
Speaker 2: Yep, breaking Brad. I hate that guy and I'm Chris Hansen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, was it actually Alexis Texas?
Speaker 5: Ben?
Speaker 2: Did she talk?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: It didn't just be the guy who named his account back.
Speaker 2: Did he have a big ass? There's so many trolls.
Speaker 3: Let down, big letdown, and uh, I want her to
Speaker 3: be a sweaty try.
Speaker 4: Really cool? She was playing Call of duty though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you? More like call him booty am? I right, Hey,
Speaker 2: I have some pizza.
Speaker 3: Everybody izza.
Speaker 2: Unfortunate Son is claffing. He started drinking at three and night.
Speaker 2: That's everything he says. It's funny.
Speaker 3: It's now called unfortunate Son.
Speaker 2: Oh right. The amount of each got negative.
Speaker 3: Decimal featuring bands anchor Katie's fun the tweets. Here are
Speaker 3: the important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 2: Christina's back at the station high Christina. Hi, sorry, Oh
Speaker 2: she got distracted by boredom?
Speaker 4: Was him? I was feeding things down?
Speaker 2: Yep, Christina. There's a guy named Steve Schlesing. He's a
Speaker 2: sixty one year old man from Flower Mountain. Here's the story.
Speaker 2: He's a mechanical engineer, but five years ago he took
Speaker 2: up fossil hunting and he'd heard from one of his
Speaker 2: science buddies that up in Ben's neighborhood, right around Rollertown
Speaker 2: Beer Works in Solina, you can find some fossils of
Speaker 2: some animals from the Crestaceous period.
Speaker 4: Dude, and now all need to do a promotion for Rollertown.
Speaker 4: Have a beer and do some fossil digging.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you that is a nerd thing to say.
Speaker 2: I thought of a beer name for him. Because he
Speaker 2: found some shark teeth, sharp teeth, some shark teeth. Oh shark.
Speaker 2: And then he was like, oh, this is awesome, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come back. He's a big fossil hunter guy,
Speaker 2: big nerd guy. So he comes back out a couple
Speaker 2: months later and he sees a big bone popping out
Speaker 2: of the ground, dives in a little bit more and
Speaker 2: he hollers at the Proro Museum, says, y'all got to
Speaker 2: check this out.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: They get their excavator out there, they start digging, and
Speaker 2: they found out that they found some fossils of Christina's
Speaker 2: favorite dinosaur, the Policiosaurus, oh in Solina. And that's why
Speaker 2: y'all have to have a beer called the policio Sour.
Speaker 2: That's good man. Yeah, I really don't like it that
Speaker 2: much anymore. I like better than his booty called joke.
Speaker 3: I liked it at first, but now three seconds of
Speaker 3: hindsight I got his into it. Right now, Alexis Texas
Speaker 3: is someone that has out of hindsight, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Right as I was going to the bathroom here at
Speaker 2: Fortunate Son, I'm sorry, Christina, hold on, Christina, the policiosaurus
Speaker 2: wouldect to explain them. This is your big moment here.
Speaker 4: You you basically pooped all over the idea of a
Speaker 4: policio sourme. Guys, look at the dinosaur. You could definitely
Speaker 4: sell that.
Speaker 3: He was going to go to you to get your thoughts,
Speaker 3: and then he just immediately went to telling a story
Speaker 3: about going to the bathroom instead.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I had a good interaction with the listeners.
Speaker 2: I did it some good customer service with the with
Speaker 2: the listener. Uh so, Christina, the Plicio story better your
Speaker 2: favorite dinosaurs. It was a swimmer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a swimmer. It's kind of like it's
Speaker 4: a long neck basically, because I would call it a soauropod,
Speaker 4: but I'm not going to do that to you, guys.
Speaker 4: It's a long neck. Just did that's actually a carnivore
Speaker 4: and it's in the water. It's like the best of
Speaker 4: all of them, and it's all together and it's awesome.
Speaker 4: And the pokemon was a laprius back in the day.
Speaker 4: So there you go, Christina, just nerd it out hard
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 2: When Texas was covered in the sea, its fossils ended
Speaker 2: up in Solina. Are you you get a dinosaur in
Speaker 2: your backyard, dude.
Speaker 3: That means it was it was a sea creature or
Speaker 3: like going lakes and sea creature, So that means that
Speaker 3: the sea used to be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, did said Pang. Okay, how about that? So
Speaker 2: I was coming back from the restroom braying got up
Speaker 2: and this is really yet, this is really a test
Speaker 2: to see if y'all have listened to any of the
Speaker 2: show yesterday. This guy goes, what are you going to
Speaker 2: do the story about the Connecticut cannibal? That's great? And
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, and he said it in front
Speaker 2: of like it's like three or four kids there too.
Speaker 2: It's like the store's kind of too dark for radio,
Speaker 2: but there's that.
Speaker 3: Uh man, I want to fat kids got a great arm.
Speaker 2: I want to stay ahead of it. We got a
Speaker 2: big today game and I have not one, but two
Speaker 2: mystery segments the top off the five o'clock hour.
Speaker 3: So wow, you're gonna top us all off in the
Speaker 3: five o'clock hour with some mystery.
Speaker 2: Take the job Steve in flower Mound in the Salina
Speaker 2: and the Policiosaurus. Great job, yep. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: Kevin for your reporting.
Speaker 3: Thank you it's Tina, You're so hard on yourself to
Speaker 3: you're doing okay?
Speaker 2: Coming up next?
Speaker 3: You're all right, buddy, coming up next in less than
Speaker 3: four minutes, the today game less than four minutes.
Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere. We're having a great time.
Speaker 3: We're at Fortunate Sun in Garland for the USL Dallas Ravel,
Speaker 3: the newest sports franchise in Dallas Fort Worth.
Speaker 2: It's happening.
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out what their team name is, what
Speaker 3: the colors are, what the logo looks like. All that
Speaker 3: tonight we're in the square in downtown Garland. We're at
Speaker 3: Fortunate Sun right now, right next to State and Main Merchant,
Speaker 3: across the street from Intrinsic Brewing. There's an arcade, there's
Speaker 3: a feed store. There's a lot of awesome sauce happening here.
Speaker 3: It kind of feels like, I don't know, it kind
Speaker 3: of feels Austin cool, right, it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not pretentious. It's kind of.
Speaker 3: Cool, you know, Darland cool, Garland cool.
Speaker 2: Doug. Yeah, I hate saying it because we're Richard than guys.
Speaker 2: I hate these people, but we're nice.
Speaker 3: We've been at Warwick, Garland our whole lives. It's the
Speaker 3: biggest rivalry and you know in DFW.
Speaker 2: And we will come out victorious. You'll see in the
Speaker 2: final town we will be all right.
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 3: We're about to go down the rabbit hole of mystery segments.
Speaker 2: Now it's time for this. It's the Few, It's the family.
Speaker 2: It's the Few, Harney, it's the family. That's right, it's
Speaker 2: just like few, the Few. It's it's a muss a few.
Speaker 1: It's it.
Speaker 7: Then beer, it's me, let's be lets you, lets you down,
Speaker 7: hold up and grab your that's it's sound few.
Speaker 3: Wow, no one's ever heard the lyrics buzzwords Ben, horse
Speaker 3: dong so their kids and horse skin.
Speaker 2: Hey dude, they horses don't wear underwear. They're like kids.
Speaker 2: Know that they're out there in the worlds. They don't
Speaker 2: force down on it. They don't. They don't force a
Speaker 2: horse to wear like a bathing suit. All right, horse
Speaker 2: dong skin.
Speaker 3: My buzzword is Ben is talking to kids about horse dogs.
Speaker 2: I don't love that. Here we go. What about Christina?
Speaker 2: Christina's gonna be used in a different role? Then, oh
Speaker 2: that's hot. When does it end? Top six answers on
Speaker 2: the board? I asked one hundred men in Garland. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm really getting tired of my wife's blank talking to
Speaker 2: the kids about horse dong. I asked one hundred men
Speaker 2: in Garland. I'm really getting tired of my wife's blank
Speaker 2: been talking to kids about him. What do you mean
Speaker 2: I already said it.
Speaker 8: I couldn't tell. Talking voice was actually the answer. Weirdly,
Speaker 8: number one answer, do you have to pass.
Speaker 2: Or play number one? I'll ass great at this. Ben's
Speaker 2: gonna play. Dude, how many of them are there? Six?
Speaker 2: So number one is off the board.
Speaker 3: Voice, Ben, Okay, I'm really getting tired of my wife's blank.
Speaker 2: Yes. Personality. Oh man, that's tough because it's you know,
Speaker 2: they're very lenient on the family few. Yeah, they are attitude,
Speaker 2: same thing, the same. I call it a catitude two, four,
Speaker 2: five and six on the board. Ben, I'm really getting
Speaker 2: tired of my wife's what face? Geez, he wanted to say.
Speaker 2: He was gonna say what people in Garland say.
Speaker 3: He was gonna he was gonna say pachable face, which
Speaker 3: in this day and age I wouldn't have touched it.
Speaker 3: I'm having a guess on all this stuff. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the game because because I'm just saying, they don't have
Speaker 3: you a call with the answer.
Speaker 2: Oh we won.
Speaker 3: I'm madly in love have been for thirty two years,
Speaker 3: so with less Texas.
Speaker 2: I'm not sick of it. I'm not sick of anything
Speaker 2: my wife does. Yeah, it's all great. Uh, I'm sick
Speaker 2: of her opinions. You're from the fifties. The fifties, God
Speaker 2: drag two. Ben, He's classic for that answer is clapping
Speaker 2: for itself. That was Ben's clasp going out over the radio.
Speaker 3: All right, what is the question again? What is the
Speaker 3: question again?
Speaker 2: I asked one hundred Garland men, I'm really getting tired
Speaker 2: of my wife's blank.
Speaker 3: Yep, he got a thirty second chased in television shows.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, right, skin you can steal. But before
Speaker 2: we got a skin, let's go back to Christina. Oh
Speaker 2: is her role? Okay, because I should go to you first.
Speaker 2: I was gonna use her for my two answers and
Speaker 2: see what's like. Choose Christina as the stealing buffer. Okay, Christina,
Speaker 2: I have two selections here. You tell me which one
Speaker 2: to pick. Kat can you read the question again? I
Speaker 2: asked one hunter men, I'm really getting tired of my
Speaker 2: wife's blank.
Speaker 3: One answer was existence and the other one was sexual disinterest.
Speaker 4: Okay, see I thought headaches, so that that could be similar.
Speaker 2: You want to go that was not the name of
Speaker 2: Martin gay reckor Oh okay, okay, so that's good.
Speaker 3: So I had existence sexual disinterest, mouth action and cooking,
Speaker 3: so you want to say cooking. Okay, Kevin, We're gonna
Speaker 3: go with.
Speaker 2: Cooking one point for skin. So when we come back
Speaker 2: the two point rounds, Yeah, ninety seven the Eagle, the incredible,
Speaker 2: the feud is happening in.
Speaker 3: Garland and fortunate Son, Oh, it's such a good song
Speaker 3: before we get to the next part of the feudal
Speaker 3: We're gonna get to that in just over three minutes.
Speaker 3: And during that short song, I forced a piece of
Speaker 3: pizza down in my mouth. Fortunate Son, badass pizza, New
Speaker 3: Haven style, delicious, grape beer. Tons of people here because
Speaker 3: we're celebrating the new USL Dallas team coming to the
Speaker 3: Metroplex and tonight they're announcing their team name, their colors
Speaker 3: in their crest right here in downtown Garland where we are.
Speaker 2: Come on out and join us.
Speaker 3: Coming up in twenty minutes something Kevin calls the history
Speaker 3: of Garland.
Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 6: All.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh it's such a good song. It is such a
Speaker 2: good song. Let's sing all lyrics. It's up fer, it's a.
Speaker 6: It's a dude, it's a bit food, it's a dude,
Speaker 6: it's a it's a.
Speaker 2: Come out. Hold on you over the ball this time.
Speaker 2: Let's go Kevin. All right, what's the buzzwords here?
Speaker 1: Ben?
Speaker 2: Horse dong skin mine is Oh my god, Ben is
Speaker 2: saying horse dog in front of all these kids. Skin
Speaker 2: leads one to nothing. The two point round is here.
Speaker 2: Are you ready? I am top six answers on the board.
Speaker 2: A woman should not do what when she's eight months pregnant?
Speaker 2: Oh my godness, do you know all these kids about
Speaker 2: a horse dong? Sco Ben drive? Oh my god? What
Speaker 2: is the question? A woman should not do what which
Speaker 2: he's eight months pregnant? Doggy style. I don't.
Speaker 4: Maybe drink Christina correct.
Speaker 2: Yeahsta, you have a passer play.
Speaker 4: I want to hear what else they got?
Speaker 2: That was the number two answer?
Speaker 4: Can I pass it to both of them?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I'll pay both of them. Actually passed to
Speaker 2: one of them.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go Ben, Ben Ben s things women shouldn't
Speaker 3: do when they're eight months pregnant.
Speaker 2: Yeap vote.
Speaker 4: Very ermonal.
Speaker 3: So I'm just saying because the emotions, it's a very
Speaker 3: stressful time.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Is every woman looking at you right now in there?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, something shame some part of their ye some like comedy. Okay. Uh.
Speaker 3: And eight months pregnant you should not be around your
Speaker 3: idiot husband.
Speaker 2: That was just pandry. It's a broad back, dude. They
Speaker 2: can't say they're women, they're not broads. Come on, dude,
Speaker 2: I mean they were come on all right? Eight months pregnant.
Speaker 2: You should not eat a gas station hot dog, scannon
Speaker 2: jack to steal. I would like to steal m M
Speaker 2: A training?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They Number one answer with sports or a bungee jumping? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's bad. So what do I win?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Number three smoke yep, yep, cocaine. Number four six, what kind?
Speaker 3: Number five dancing yep, cocaine really getting on there?
Speaker 2: Number six flying interesting? Can't fly? All right? Skin wins
Speaker 2: three and nothing? You way, you're a time for another one?
Speaker 2: I wish we did.
Speaker 3: Wait, don't are you guys impressed with me?
Speaker 2: No? Don't flat for that. Don't flat for him? Man,
Speaker 2: these are my people?
Speaker 1: Was bad?
Speaker 2: What was impressive about?
Speaker 3: They shut up?
Speaker 2: They shut up, dude, it's a dude. It's famine, dude,
Speaker 2: It's a dude. It's family.
Speaker 6: Boode stope yeah, bambo stop yo, hold up fab dude.
Speaker 3: All right, It's what you guys have been waiting for.
Speaker 3: Coming up next on ninety seven point one, The Eagle,
Speaker 3: a legendary station in DFW history, the history of Garland.
Speaker 2: Right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 3: The big USL announcement coming up tonight. The USL Dallas
Speaker 3: team will be announced. We have a new sports franchise
Speaker 3: in Dallas for Worth and the name and crest and colors.
Speaker 3: All that will be revealed tonight at Intrinsic Brewing right
Speaker 3: here on the Square and downtown Garland. Big concert outdoors,
Speaker 3: a parade, good times to be had. You can walk
Speaker 3: around with the beer that you purchase. Dude, you were
Speaker 3: so right about this spot. Next door State and Maine
Speaker 3: State and Maine is going there. It's like a I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's like the coolest convenience story you ever
Speaker 3: went in, exactly Intrinsic Brewing, great brewery and what's.
Speaker 2: Up with the feed store? Man.
Speaker 3: I've been going there since I was like negative twenty
Speaker 3: five years old. I used to go out there and
Speaker 3: play with chickens in the back.
Speaker 2: Is that right? I think so?
Speaker 3: Is that like that's what you call old women, right, yeah?
Speaker 3: Hosts chickens, chicken chicken. O.
Speaker 2: So what is a feed stort? It's like feed for
Speaker 2: horses and cows.
Speaker 3: And yeah, there's so rural back in the day. You
Speaker 3: walk about three blocks and there's a pasture. It's not
Speaker 3: just for you to walk in and go feed me. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: there's that. That's called a buffet. Okay, okay, good.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: We are having a good time out here in Garland, Texas.
Speaker 3: And what a great time to pass it off to
Speaker 3: Kevin Turner for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even have an intro for this, but
Speaker 2: I was really excited about being in Garland today. History
Speaker 2: of Garland, Garland Day. You guys grew up in Richardson,
Speaker 2: but Richardson and Garland have always had a big rivalry.
Speaker 2: But I was interested to know.
Speaker 3: You know where I was born, right, homie, the state
Speaker 3: line Downstown, downtown Garland hospital.
Speaker 2: All right, yep, one of the last ones there, right, No,
Speaker 2: I think it's still there. Oh really, I think it
Speaker 2: was the first jail you went in too. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was in jail. I was first jail, I was arrested
Speaker 2: at Garland. Oh my god. Yeah, this urs was Richardson.
Speaker 2: What's up? What iconic day? Yeah? Uh so you know
Speaker 2: I live in Richardson now, so Garland's very intriguing place
Speaker 2: to me as well. Yeah, but Sure's always had a
Speaker 2: lot of good stories about Garland.
Speaker 3: You're a West Sider, which is fine, I respect it,
Speaker 3: but US east Siders has been mentioned. We had a
Speaker 3: dividing line and it was Jupiter Road. In fact, at
Speaker 3: Richardson Burtner High School, we had kids that lived in
Speaker 3: Camelot or lived east of Jupiter that still went to
Speaker 3: our school despite having a Garland address.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, if you guys had to guess Garland is
Speaker 2: the what most populous city in the United States of America? Oh,
Speaker 2: I'll say seventy first.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, before we get to that terrible guess,
Speaker 3: let's do the game where we keep going the over undergame. Okay, right,
Speaker 3: all right, So he said seventy first higher, five hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty six lower.
Speaker 2: One and forty four lower lower. Oh, oh, one hundred
Speaker 2: and one lower, eighty six higher, meaning guess Garland is
Speaker 2: technically a top one hundred city in the United States. Wow,
Speaker 2: but wow, wow, I will go ninety seven, ninety higher,
Speaker 2: ninety three. There it is ninety three ninety three. Well done.
Speaker 2: But what is you in Texas?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Uh?
Speaker 3: In Texas it's I'll go first.
Speaker 2: Uh twenty eight lower oh in Texas? Uh uh okay,
Speaker 2: uh thirteen There it is ben Rogers, god thirteenth populous
Speaker 2: city in Texas. Garland. That was great, man, that's another
Speaker 2: win for the Jeeps for the g town. How's that
Speaker 2: a win for them? Did you know that Garland used
Speaker 2: to have a wet and wild Yes?
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 3: Uh, it was more towards the north, closer to the
Speaker 3: bush over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, it was wet and wild, closer to the bush. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is where you pound.
Speaker 2: It closed in nineteen ninety three. I had no idea
Speaker 2: there was a wet and wild in Garland. Yeah. All
Speaker 2: this time I've lived here in Richardson, I discovered that
Speaker 2: who is, in your opinion, the most famous person from Garland, Texas?
Speaker 3: I'll let you go first. Two besides to me. Besides me,
Speaker 3: I don't think he counts.
Speaker 2: I count. I don't know anyone from Garland. You don't
Speaker 2: count as a human you're just a dollar signed to me.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: There's two that come to mind. Number one Mookie Blaylock.
Speaker 3: Number two Leanne rhymes Mookie Blaylock.
Speaker 2: Oh if I'm if I recall correctly, I had a
Speaker 2: Matthew Broderck situation. Oh yeah he did. He did well.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you guys, he's so happy to turn
Speaker 3: it down.
Speaker 2: Look at him.
Speaker 3: Who's more famous, Mookie Blaylock or Ricky Piers, the Rice
Speaker 3: great who later played for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Speaker 2: I think he want you. Okay. The original name of
Speaker 2: pearl it is LeAnn Rimes. Is interesting. Became a big
Speaker 2: start at fourteen.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Now, some publications credit Mike Judge, the creator of Beaters.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. Some give him Plano and some give
Speaker 2: him Richardson.
Speaker 3: I don't know that he was born in any of
Speaker 3: those places, but he lived in all of them. And obviously,
Speaker 3: if you've ever seen King of the Hill, you dropped
Speaker 3: the g and they're from Arlene, which is great.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's yeah, it's very unclear on that. He says
Speaker 2: he was born in Ecuador. Okay, very interesting, get some notes.
Speaker 3: Uh you Travino a Garland guy, he's more famous than
Speaker 3: his other hosts.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also Crystal Bernard, she was on Happy Days. She
Speaker 2: went to and was Helen on wings. Also, the Cowboys
Speaker 2: just signed off its hindman named Hakeem. How can they
Speaker 2: keep getting off its Miami and they have the thousand
Speaker 2: of them? It did stuck up shoddy, that's their greatness.
Speaker 3: Tyler Smaxie right, oh, Tyree s Maaxie is a Garland
Speaker 3: for the seventy six ers.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I'm told that wing Stop was founded in Garland.
Speaker 7: What right?
Speaker 2: I had no idea, no wonder Troy was. I had
Speaker 2: so many shares.
Speaker 3: I don't know much about it because for me it's
Speaker 3: an inferior wing product than what I'm a customer.
Speaker 2: I'm a pluckers guy. But for some they enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I think also that Salad Place was founded.
Speaker 2: That's my problem with wing Stop right now, is just
Speaker 2: that Troy used to do so many commercials for it,
Speaker 2: and now he's doing billboards on salad and Go. I
Speaker 2: bring it up once a week because people need to know.
Speaker 2: And every time you turn your mic on a new
Speaker 2: person's listening. Uh, you know who else is from Garland?
Speaker 2: Austin Reeves. No, I knew it was coming at some point,
Speaker 2: he's from Oklahoma. Leonard Skinner, the whole band, No, the.
Speaker 3: Original Hulk of Mosquito on the Hult Bill Bixby yep uh.
Speaker 2: Craft Foods so that your little cheese slices Garland Darland
Speaker 2: Craft Macaroni Cheese. Yeah, that's the greatest macaroni cheese of
Speaker 2: all time. Craft Foods founded in Garland.
Speaker 3: When during the war, my son from about the age
Speaker 3: of eight to I don't know, fifteen, we would go
Speaker 3: to a restaurant. When he would order macaroni and cheese,
Speaker 3: you would say, do you guys serve Kraft macaroni and cheese?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: It's different, It's not all macaroni cheese is not the same.
Speaker 3: All those years that Ben was saying, Wendy's has Kraft Burgers?
Speaker 2: Is that what you meant?
Speaker 3: That's what I met they were made. I wasn't saying
Speaker 3: it for years. I was saying it for about eight months.
Speaker 3: I thought you met it with a c about sec
Speaker 3: bum tumpum tumm. I don't swear on thy must They
Speaker 3: must have given me one butcher's paper. It's very very
Speaker 3: disappointed to set it for eight months until someone pulled
Speaker 3: him aside and explained to what a kraft Burger was
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 2: Nineteen thirty seven, KRLD put up its Versus radio tower
Speaker 2: here in Garland. Oh remember that?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Have you ever still there? Pulled someone aside and actually
Speaker 2: told and you were pulling on aside? Can I pull
Speaker 2: you aside? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: You know this river that we're all in, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: pull you aside on the shore, and I would like
Speaker 3: to pull you aside and have a conversation with you.
Speaker 3: There's something that I don't want the others to hear.
Speaker 2: Cant pull your side so you can gossip about the
Speaker 2: people who.
Speaker 3: Are having No one ever says, may I pull you aside?
Speaker 3: Or do you mind if I pull you aside? But
Speaker 3: they do say, man, somebody pulled him aside?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pull him right?
Speaker 3: And that's in the family of sidebar, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, you pulled some aside. Say all right,
Speaker 3: look at the way her ass looks in those fans.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: What's the scariest thing a woman can say to you
Speaker 3: is can we talk? That's the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's sidebar that's scary.
Speaker 3: Or she just comes right out and says, hey, I
Speaker 3: want you to know I caught it hey man, it
Speaker 3: burns down there right? Oh god, right, and you're the
Speaker 3: last person right that I let go in there? Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, talk what happened in my relationship? It's more
Speaker 3: like seventy two hours of silence home there's a disagreement
Speaker 3: or you know, he's tacking power struggle. She hadn't talked
Speaker 3: to me in seventy two hours. She must have caught
Speaker 3: something like I guys, gotta know it's like three days. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know she'd be back on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety seven, there was a Taiwanese Ufo religion
Speaker 2: sounds crazy, right, hintal out of Garland and they moved
Speaker 2: all of its members to Garland. Did they also serve dumplings?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Well maybe what's your favorite dumpling spot? Then you know
Speaker 3: I'm not a big dumpling guy. I don't really eat carbs.
Speaker 2: I think they're carb free, they're not not at all.
Speaker 2: Chef's Sons dumplings very good? Oh man? So what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about? Are you out of garage a night? Garland?
Speaker 2: Thanks for days, man, we're talking about all right? We
Speaker 2: should move on to the big finish because we got
Speaker 2: big stuff playing there.
Speaker 3: Really we're going to ramp up from the history of
Speaker 3: Garland into some great big He.
Speaker 2: Just took his head set off.
Speaker 3: That's a bad sign. Earlier we're planning our show. We
Speaker 3: wrote down for the final segment of the day, run
Speaker 3: out the clock. We've never done that before, but we'll
Speaker 3: do it next right here on the Eagle. Ah yes,
Speaker 3: since the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one
Speaker 3: the Eagle. And we are here at Fortunate Sun in Garland,
Speaker 3: and it is an awesome scene. Lots of people here,
Speaker 3: lots of pizza getting grooved on, lots of beer, is
Speaker 3: a flowing. I see my homie Theory and Ryan in
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, oh my godly of that boom, look
Speaker 2: at that.
Speaker 3: And we're here because tonight is the night when we
Speaker 3: are announcing the name and the colors and the cress
Speaker 3: for the new USL Dallas team coming to the DFW.
Speaker 3: And there's a huge party in downtown Garland. The sun
Speaker 3: is back out.
Speaker 2: The rain is done.
Speaker 3: There's going to be a concert. This is going to
Speaker 3: be a blast. If you're anywhere near here. We're basically
Speaker 3: at Fifth in Maine, right by downtown Garland.
Speaker 2: Get out here.
Speaker 3: It is going to be an absolute scene and you
Speaker 3: are gonna love it. I can't recommend it enough. Gonna
Speaker 3: be a really really good time, Kati. A second ago,
Speaker 3: you had something pulled up on your Twitter account.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 2: Well, me and I mean I even were just talking
Speaker 2: about the day that hip hop died May second, two
Speaker 2: thousand and seven. That's when Crank that Soldier Boy was released.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Christine apologized for not having it on the
Speaker 2: Today Game and I said, we had too much good stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you got to get that out there. Crank That
Speaker 2: by Soldier Boy on that day. That's that's what Yvonne said.
Speaker 2: You know, if everyone has the right to their own opinion.
Speaker 2: I agree with him. I don't know. Maybe it died
Speaker 2: when Tupac got shot. So you know, gang stars still
Speaker 2: put on, are you guys? So I did see an
Speaker 2: interview where Biggie's girlfriend sister was like he had apologized
Speaker 2: for something that he had done about ten minutes before
Speaker 2: he got shot. Oh, like, this is a bad time.
Speaker 2: Are we doing these interviews thirty years later? We really
Speaker 2: we could just not talk about it. Wait, what does
Speaker 2: she say? I don't really know enough details about it.
Speaker 2: You got to do this weekend Okay, got out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is on the eagle. Yeah, let's let's run
Speaker 2: the clock out. What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3: Uh? This is one of the first weekends in a
Speaker 3: long time that I don't have anything going.
Speaker 2: And I'm super excited about nothing planned. You gonna pull
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play a little basketball, but it's build my
Speaker 3: whole day, my whole weekend around it out. I can't
Speaker 3: get I can't get drunk on a Saturday night because
Speaker 3: I'll pay for it on Sunday playing.
Speaker 2: Basketball like I did last week.
Speaker 3: I thought that's because you were doing too much cocaine
Speaker 3: and you can't feel the alcohol. No, No, that's not
Speaker 3: the reason. I think the alcohol helps my knees. What
Speaker 3: is your What is your the day that you go
Speaker 3: hardest on blow? Probably Thursdays.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's why you've had a kick ass show today.
Speaker 3: You think you think you have absolutely crushed it. I
Speaker 3: am going to try to mosey out. I'm hoping it's
Speaker 3: not supposed to rain again, is it?
Speaker 2: It's not?
Speaker 3: But you know it's May and Texas, So here we go.
Speaker 3: I less than ten minutes from the Byron Nelson. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna try to mosey out there on Sunday. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: see how it goes. We'll see how the weather prevails.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely gonna hang out here for a little bit.
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of big german going down my
Speaker 3: gullet from our friends at Fortunate Sun. And dude, you
Speaker 3: were saying out here on the square, it's open Kerry
Speaker 3: for alcohol. Yeah, so if you could, like you go
Speaker 3: into this convenience store next door yep, State and Maine
Speaker 3: State Main Merchant, yep.
Speaker 2: Go grab some beer to go.
Speaker 3: They've got some beers in there that we are very
Speaker 3: fond of and a lot of other beers.
Speaker 2: Pick them up, walk around with them.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you said that, because they do have
Speaker 3: Rollertown beer Works, and that's the sponsor of the new
Speaker 3: segment runout the Clock on Fridays. Rollertown beer Works is
Speaker 3: our brewery up there in Salina, Texas at Me and
Speaker 3: ben Or Partners and and do we got big things
Speaker 3: going on this weekend today right now, if you're up
Speaker 3: there in the northern urbs, it is our pre Cinco
Speaker 3: de Mayo party because Ombre Lobo is back. That's our
Speaker 3: Mexican logger it rocks. So you and I right now,
Speaker 3: we're about forty minutes away from Rollertown Beer Works.
Speaker 2: But if anyone's closer to it, go to it.
Speaker 3: And we got Jazzy's Tacos, big Blue mitchellattas the beer
Speaker 3: is flowing. And then tomorrow night is a free comedy night.
Speaker 2: We do open. Look at that bus. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 2: Frankles throw on that bus they just drove buck Yeah,
Speaker 2: very nice. Mark, Scott and Jean drive around town on
Speaker 2: a bus.
Speaker 3: If you ever see them, pull that bus over and
Speaker 3: get their advice in case you get hurt of the wreck.
Speaker 3: It's funny, like Gene'll say, people will call them and
Speaker 3: just tell them about a wreck. Hey just saw a
Speaker 3: big wreck on six thirty five. Awesome, No, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's not how this works.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like having Michael Jordan's number and you
Speaker 3: call it when you see a game winner from the Calves.
Speaker 2: Hey yeah, hey, I just saw a pick up basketball
Speaker 2: game going on. Should go to it. I'm good.
Speaker 3: So anyways, Rollertown Beer Works as a sponsor of this.
Speaker 2: Hey, you don't get my picture take it. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of media here. Well, yeah, it's a big dang
Speaker 2: would you guys like to hear my proposed team names
Speaker 2: because they're revealing the team though.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you know what the team name is?
Speaker 2: I don't. Okay, do you know, ben?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 2: Now, wow, what about it? No? I know that this
Speaker 2: USL team is. It is like a you know, def
Speaker 2: w thing. But because we're in Garland, I named all
Speaker 2: my teams after Garland. Oh that makes sense. Okay, So Christina,
Speaker 2: this is a short short notice here. Do you have
Speaker 2: the numbers?
Speaker 6: What do you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes they do, yes, like all of them, like one
Speaker 3: through ten.
Speaker 2: I made my top ten Garland soccer team names. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right ready yep, number ten, okay, number one, No,
Speaker 2: number ten, No, no, you're fine. Teams the Garland Grasshoppers,
Speaker 2: all right, very easy, very good. I hate that. Well,
Speaker 2: that's why it's number ten.
Speaker 3: I literally it's gonna ramp up. Yeah, I'm gonna take
Speaker 3: my head set off and how it works.
Speaker 2: It gets better. Now, it's going to be better than that, Christina,
Speaker 2: probably Garvin Darlands. That's for Darlands. Yeah, the Darlands, Garland Darlings.
Speaker 2: We're in text. I thought you said Garlands. Number next
Speaker 2: Mountain Burger. I like that Horner range the Garland Gropers. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't think they'll choose that, but no, no, they're
Speaker 2: not gropers. Huh. Number seven Yeah, the Garland garlic earlier
Speaker 2: actually took out something I had and put that in
Speaker 2: there next in some things you want to sponsor tie
Speaker 2: in really the Garland grinders.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, so it's like a gay sex at Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The Garland goal Diggers, Oh, gold diggers, gold gold diggers,
Speaker 2: gold diggers. Not like Kanye was. You're saying golders pretty good.
Speaker 2: You know there's FC Dallas I do what about f
Speaker 2: you Garland?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think they'd like that ball United Garland.
Speaker 2: That is pretty good, man, that's great.
Speaker 3: The Garland Goobies Okay, that old mask on your head, Like, hey, Gooby,
Speaker 3: tell us about your team.
Speaker 2: Gooby, want to know how you feel about Trump's first
Speaker 2: one hundred days. Okay, we have a.
Speaker 3: Penalty k.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know some teams have Well this is
Speaker 2: interesting because because you want to have a section for
Speaker 2: your fans, like for you guys, are you buying Rolling
Speaker 2: Town Beer? Section one thirty three? Oh yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 2: Garland Glory. And then there's a section at the stadium
Speaker 2: called the Glory Hole where all the rowdiest fans sit.
Speaker 3: Dude, it could be a sinkhole, right, I'm a good
Speaker 3: fall sinkhole. De Miles great when people fall into the earth.
Speaker 2: And finally you've all been waiting for it, so you
Speaker 2: know how like there's like the Utah Jazz, the Colorado Avalanche.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's not like a plural. I like when
Speaker 3: he sets it up.
Speaker 2: How about this the Garland Gooch. Oh, okade, that's really good.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 3: I almost left when he said Garland Grasshoppers, and I
Speaker 3: would have missed.
Speaker 2: The Garland Goose, missed the So you guys gonna go
Speaker 2: to the Gooch game? Oh man, I'm there already. I
Speaker 2: got season tickets for the Gooch. It's the Goods versus
Speaker 2: the tant Yeah, that's great. The Texas Taint. Yeah, live
Speaker 2: on NBC. That's great. Kevin, You're done for the week,
Speaker 2: thank god. Uh, and so are we.
Speaker 3: It's gonna do it for us, Ben, I'd like you
Speaker 3: to grade your performance today.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give myself a B plus.
Speaker 3: I thought I really really brought it stronger in the feud,
Speaker 3: especially with the lyrics of the feud. I gave you
Speaker 3: an a minus because you had to pick up so
Speaker 3: much slack for Kevin.
Speaker 2: But I'm impressed with you. I want about yourself. How
Speaker 2: do you feel about your performance? Incomplete? Okay?
Speaker 3: I want to be able to come back and look
Speaker 3: at it and see how it goes. You hold yourself
Speaker 3: to a high standard. Christina was spectacular.
Speaker 2: He's the best thing. How you doing, Christina?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 4: I'm doing great. Let's stick around for a bit place.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna play some music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three sets of oatmeal pizza at twilight to either tonight. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget the time Kat looked the Gooch dead
Speaker 3: in the eye and he said, do.
Speaker 2: You remember places when things happen? You remember where you
Speaker 2: were when things happened? Do you remember when Dak tore
Speaker 2: his hamstring off the bone? I was at fortunate son.
Speaker 3: That was a great moment and it made the gooch better.
Speaker 3: Christina is going to stick around and spend some tunes
Speaker 3: right here on the eagle here.
Speaker 2: You're going, well, I'm gonna get my sock bag.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 2: If you want to go to Garland tonight, go to
Speaker 2: Garland tonight.