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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll let you Taco one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots now I understand. Taco also understands

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<v Speaker 3>that some of you may feel a bit disappointed right

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<v Speaker 3>now that you didn't scoop up this morning's metallic tickets

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<v Speaker 3>like Bev did from Titusville a few minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow we have third row Metallica tickets for that big

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<v Speaker 1>old jar R show, and then second row on Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>first row on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a first row Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>So there'd be another double dose at some points each

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<v Speaker 3>morning to trigger that giveaway on the As Taco always

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<v Speaker 3>tries to get me to look at things half full.

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<v Speaker 3>On the half full side of the price front, you

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<v Speaker 3>still got a chance to win Rock the Country tickets

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<v Speaker 3>with a vote for you say we play. You get

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen more minutes to vote on that on the JR

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page and are uh Rock the Bank cash giveaways.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be starting up right around five past nine.

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<v Speaker 1>All the prizes and all that's to say, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We really appreciate it. Your hero say it. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a job without you listening, so thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's begin with this idiotology at Japan's Mount Fuji.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the site of a mountain rescue of a

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<v Speaker 3>twenty seven year old Chinese college student who was visiting

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<v Speaker 3>Japan to scale the famous Mount Fuji.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one thing you'll never find me doing well. Seeing

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<v Speaker 1>as you're afraid of heights, that would probably be the

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<v Speaker 1>first impediment exactly. However, this dude gets up there, he's

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<v Speaker 1>at like a twelve thousand, three hundred foot level and

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<v Speaker 1>starts to experience altitude sickness.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, poor guy needed to be airlifted out.

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<v Speaker 1>He traveled there to do this, told all his friends, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to climb Mountain Fuji and he's getting sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to be airlifted out. He's okay. Five days later

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<v Speaker 3>he had to be airlifted again off a Mount Fuji.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, he went back to get the cell phone

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<v Speaker 3>he left. I'm telling you you are sick of your

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<v Speaker 3>altitude sickness again, and here he is again.

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<v Speaker 1>Now not only once did you try it, now twice

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<v Speaker 1>for all your friends to find out about the phone's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, leave well alone. You weren't meant to climb. You're

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<v Speaker 2>with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sit down at the bottom and watch people go

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<v Speaker 1>up and come down, hang out at the chalet or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is they have at the base of the

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<v Speaker 1>snoit of the slopes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the what is it the clubhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. I just call it the lodge,

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<v Speaker 2>the lodge.

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<v Speaker 3>The lodge. Being big skiers that we.

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<v Speaker 1>Are, ill, I always find myself at the lodge. That

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<v Speaker 1>trip to my family did up to Vermont, right when

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<v Speaker 1>COVID was hitting. Yeah we anyway, all that aside, that

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<v Speaker 1>trip didn't ski once, I believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>I had.

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<v Speaker 2>I came off a shoulder injury.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I can go right down there to that

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<v Speaker 1>place that has cheese kurds and have a darn good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Targets is changing the way you might do wine night

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<v Speaker 3>moving forward. Okay, not only are they making it more affordable,

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<v Speaker 3>they're making it more environmentally friendly. Apparently they've rolled out

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<v Speaker 3>their new collective Good Wine collection featuring four global variants, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>all under ten dollars and sold in super light fully

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<v Speaker 3>recyclable paper bottles made from ninety four percent recycled materials.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay. We it took a while for everybody to

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<v Speaker 3>be okay with wine in a box. Now you got

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<v Speaker 3>wine in a paper bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you put a paper beer or paper bag

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<v Speaker 1>around a beer back in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>Prist under ten bucks. There's probably some good stuff here, man, headaches.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw some friends drinking, you know, as they say,

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<v Speaker 1>bubb Liz, you know, champagne the other night. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of shook my head thinking that the

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<v Speaker 1>headache you're gonna have from that ouch.

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<v Speaker 3>Look not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are more power. Yeah, that's cool. I am

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<v Speaker 1>friends that sell it for a living. And I've said

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<v Speaker 1>this probably north of one hundred times. You could put

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<v Speaker 1>two glasses of wine in front of me and say,

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<v Speaker 1>try these lunch, and let us know what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>One could be the rarest, most fine wine in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>The other could be Richard's Wild Irish Rose whichever fine

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<v Speaker 1>man Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine Line or Mad Dog twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>I know nothing about wine zero. I've had it so

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<v Speaker 3>well to just know. Affordable and environmentally friendly in the

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<v Speaker 3>fully recyclable paper bottles. Yeah, um, Oak Park, Illinois. I

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<v Speaker 3>think this is near Chicago. If I'm not mistaken, I

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<v Speaker 3>think armored truck dropped several sacks of cash out at

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<v Speaker 3>the back onto the street.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, that's a dream.

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<v Speaker 3>Immediately, a horde of between fifty and one hundred individuals

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<v Speaker 3>seized the opportunity, collecting the scattered money and fleeing the

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<v Speaker 3>scene on foot and in vehicles. The estimated total amount

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<v Speaker 3>taken was approximately three hundred thousand dollars. Somebody screwed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>i'd say, looking for a job. Now hat you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>you know, with cam was everywhere in society, are you

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<v Speaker 3>grabbing some? I would certainly try and I lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not gonna lie either at hash.

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<v Speaker 3>Up twenty or fifty dollars bills floating around.

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<v Speaker 1>Heck that credit card I was talking about earlier roles

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<v Speaker 1>of quarters it fell out. I'd be trying to scoom

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<v Speaker 1>those up. The quarter rolls fallpatn just this shit all

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<v Speaker 1>over the good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I have my industrial size magnet. Well, I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>know ifrom magnet would pick Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>everybody asks and elbows.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see if there's an update on this

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<v Speaker 1>where they did track some of the people down and

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<v Speaker 1>say I've had to of Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But the dumb ass who didn't latch the door. I

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<v Speaker 3>would have. What kind of security is that truck if

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<v Speaker 3>it just flings open?

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, man, I want to see if there's an

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<v Speaker 1>update on it, which I'm sure there will be. Any

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<v Speaker 1>officer that would arrest them to you know, you'd think

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>The temptation when money is right in front of you

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned officers, and you see this in the movies all

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<v Speaker 3>the time, the drug bust and there's the stacks of

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<v Speaker 3>drug money. It's always the narcos, always the narcotics cops.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, Shield Style.

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<v Speaker 2>We watched too many shows past, you know, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't, we don't. This is these These are not These

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<v Speaker 3>are storylines rooted in things that actually happen. And I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>All of esters are texting the hell yeah, I take

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<v Speaker 1>it right and oh and then I'd give a third

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<v Speaker 1>of it back.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the way to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You watch movies and shows too, They're not gonna know

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<v Speaker 1>how much you actually took right right.

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<v Speaker 3>And then finally for the idiotology, we have a new

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<v Speaker 3>theory that's been floated by a scientist as to trying

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<v Speaker 3>to explain the increase in global shark attacks. Mm hm

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<v Speaker 3>he's pinning it on influencers. Why these idiots who you

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<v Speaker 3>know are looking for their fifteen minutes on YouTube, who

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<v Speaker 3>go and do stupid things in exotic places and serve

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<v Speaker 3>as examples for other people around the world to try

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<v Speaker 3>to get their fifteen minutes of glory by going places

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<v Speaker 3>that in some cases are dangerous, frequenting waters that you

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<v Speaker 3>know full well are dangerous, and then doing things like

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<v Speaker 3>trying to touch or ride certain things that you probably

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<v Speaker 3>shouldn't be trying to touch or ride. Thus you get bitting.

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<v Speaker 2>We had one within the last five months.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the lady was bent over taking a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>the shark, like you know, the selfie, but bend over.

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<v Speaker 2>It grabbed her by the head, didn't didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the specific lon, but you do remember

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<v Speaker 3>something to that effect. I don't know if it grabbed

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<v Speaker 3>her by the rip.

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<v Speaker 2>Both their arms off or some It was something.

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<v Speaker 3>Horris it was. It was in the Bahamas, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think her hands were both fitting of that was it?

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<v Speaker 2>I had her arms gone Wow. Somebody said, yes, Oak Park,

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<v Speaker 2>Chicago suburb.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds about right.

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<v Speaker 2>I always say wine tastes like diesel fuel.

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<v Speaker 3>If you know what diesel fuel tastes like yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know some ciphering when times are tough, right exactly party

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<v Speaker 1>time one j R R.

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<v Speaker 2>It just rocks.