Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.
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Speaker 3: All right, let's begin with this idiotology at Japan's Mount Fuji.
Speaker 3: It was the site of a mountain rescue of a
Speaker 3: twenty seven year old Chinese college student who was visiting
Speaker 3: Japan to scale the famous Mount Fuji.
Speaker 1: That's one thing you'll never find me doing well. Seeing
Speaker 1: as you're afraid of heights, that would probably be the
Speaker 1: first impediment exactly. However, this dude gets up there, he's
Speaker 1: at like a twelve thousand, three hundred foot level and
Speaker 1: starts to experience altitude sickness.
Speaker 3: Oh god, poor guy needed to be airlifted out.
Speaker 1: He traveled there to do this, told all his friends, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm going to climb Mountain Fuji and he's getting sick.
Speaker 3: Had to be airlifted out. He's okay. Five days later
Speaker 3: he had to be airlifted again off a Mount Fuji.
Speaker 3: All right, he went back to get the cell phone
Speaker 3: he left. I'm telling you you are sick of your
Speaker 3: altitude sickness again, and here he is again.
Speaker 1: Now not only once did you try it, now twice
Speaker 1: for all your friends to find out about the phone's gone.
Speaker 2: Dude, leave well alone. You weren't meant to climb. You're
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 1: Just sit down at the bottom and watch people go
Speaker 1: up and come down, hang out at the chalet or
Speaker 1: whatever it is they have at the base of the
Speaker 1: snoit of the slopes.
Speaker 3: I don't know the what is it the clubhouse.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I just call it the lodge,
Speaker 2: the lodge.
Speaker 3: The lodge. Being big skiers that we.
Speaker 1: Are, ill, I always find myself at the lodge. That
Speaker 1: trip to my family did up to Vermont, right when
Speaker 1: COVID was hitting. Yeah we anyway, all that aside, that
Speaker 1: trip didn't ski once, I believe it.
Speaker 3: I had.
Speaker 2: I came off a shoulder injury.
Speaker 1: I said, I can go right down there to that
Speaker 1: place that has cheese kurds and have a darn good time.
Speaker 3: Targets is changing the way you might do wine night
Speaker 3: moving forward. Okay, not only are they making it more affordable,
Speaker 3: they're making it more environmentally friendly. Apparently they've rolled out
Speaker 3: their new collective Good Wine collection featuring four global variants, yes,
Speaker 3: all under ten dollars and sold in super light fully
Speaker 3: recyclable paper bottles made from ninety four percent recycled materials.
Speaker 3: So okay. We it took a while for everybody to
Speaker 3: be okay with wine in a box. Now you got
Speaker 3: wine in a paper bottle.
Speaker 1: I mean you put a paper beer or paper bag
Speaker 1: around a beer back in the day.
Speaker 3: Prist under ten bucks. There's probably some good stuff here, man, headaches.
Speaker 1: I saw some friends drinking, you know, as they say,
Speaker 1: bubb Liz, you know, champagne the other night. I just
Speaker 1: I just kind of shook my head thinking that the
Speaker 1: headache you're gonna have from that ouch.
Speaker 3: Look not at all.
Speaker 1: If you are more power. Yeah, that's cool. I am
Speaker 1: friends that sell it for a living. And I've said
Speaker 1: this probably north of one hundred times. You could put
Speaker 1: two glasses of wine in front of me and say,
Speaker 1: try these lunch, and let us know what you think.
Speaker 1: One could be the rarest, most fine wine in the world.
Speaker 1: The other could be Richard's Wild Irish Rose whichever fine
Speaker 1: man Yeah.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: Fine Line or Mad Dog twenty two.
Speaker 3: I know nothing about wine zero. I've had it so
Speaker 3: well to just know. Affordable and environmentally friendly in the
Speaker 3: fully recyclable paper bottles. Yeah, um, Oak Park, Illinois. I
Speaker 3: think this is near Chicago. If I'm not mistaken, I
Speaker 3: think armored truck dropped several sacks of cash out at
Speaker 3: the back onto the street.
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's a dream.
Speaker 3: Immediately, a horde of between fifty and one hundred individuals
Speaker 3: seized the opportunity, collecting the scattered money and fleeing the
Speaker 3: scene on foot and in vehicles. The estimated total amount
Speaker 3: taken was approximately three hundred thousand dollars. Somebody screwed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: i'd say, looking for a job. Now hat you're gonna
Speaker 3: you know, with cam was everywhere in society, are you
Speaker 3: grabbing some? I would certainly try and I lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie either at hash.
Speaker 3: Up twenty or fifty dollars bills floating around.
Speaker 1: Heck that credit card I was talking about earlier roles
Speaker 1: of quarters it fell out. I'd be trying to scoom
Speaker 1: those up. The quarter rolls fallpatn just this shit all
Speaker 1: over the good thing.
Speaker 3: I have my industrial size magnet. Well, I don't even
Speaker 3: know ifrom magnet would pick Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody asks and elbows.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I want to see if there's an update on this
Speaker 1: where they did track some of the people down and
Speaker 1: say I've had to of Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the dumb ass who didn't latch the door. I
Speaker 3: would have. What kind of security is that truck if
Speaker 3: it just flings open?
Speaker 1: Go on, man, I want to see if there's an
Speaker 1: update on it, which I'm sure there will be. Any
Speaker 1: officer that would arrest them to you know, you'd think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: The temptation when money is right in front of you
Speaker 3: mentioned officers, and you see this in the movies all
Speaker 3: the time, the drug bust and there's the stacks of
Speaker 3: drug money. It's always the narcos, always the narcotics cops.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, Shield Style.
Speaker 2: We watched too many shows past, you know, we.
Speaker 3: Don't, we don't. This is these These are not These
Speaker 3: are storylines rooted in things that actually happen. And I'm not.
Speaker 1: All of esters are texting the hell yeah, I take
Speaker 1: it right and oh and then I'd give a third
Speaker 1: of it back.
Speaker 3: That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1: You watch movies and shows too, They're not gonna know
Speaker 1: how much you actually took right right.
Speaker 3: And then finally for the idiotology, we have a new
Speaker 3: theory that's been floated by a scientist as to trying
Speaker 3: to explain the increase in global shark attacks. Mm hm
Speaker 3: he's pinning it on influencers. Why these idiots who you
Speaker 3: know are looking for their fifteen minutes on YouTube, who
Speaker 3: go and do stupid things in exotic places and serve
Speaker 3: as examples for other people around the world to try
Speaker 3: to get their fifteen minutes of glory by going places
Speaker 3: that in some cases are dangerous, frequenting waters that you
Speaker 3: know full well are dangerous, and then doing things like
Speaker 3: trying to touch or ride certain things that you probably
Speaker 3: shouldn't be trying to touch or ride. Thus you get bitting.
Speaker 2: We had one within the last five months.
Speaker 1: Remember the lady was bent over taking a picture of
Speaker 1: the shark, like you know, the selfie, but bend over.
Speaker 2: It grabbed her by the head, didn't didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know the specific lon, but you do remember
Speaker 3: something to that effect. I don't know if it grabbed
Speaker 3: her by the rip.
Speaker 2: Both their arms off or some It was something.
Speaker 3: Horris it was. It was in the Bahamas, and I
Speaker 3: think her hands were both fitting of that was it?
Speaker 2: I had her arms gone Wow. Somebody said, yes, Oak Park,
Speaker 2: Chicago suburb.
Speaker 3: Sounds about right.
Speaker 2: I always say wine tastes like diesel fuel.
Speaker 3: If you know what diesel fuel tastes like yeah, I.
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