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Speaker 1: Yes, it is part of time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world,
Hello my loyal minions. It is good to see you
when it's always good to be seen. My name is
Dizzy Presley. I'm the host of the program. It's called
Another f and Podcast and if your kids aren't around,
it's called another fucking Podcast. Has been called that since
two thousand and twenty and thirteen May fourth, So we
are slowly creeping up on the thirteenth anniversary of this show,
which is wild. I honestly, I didn't know it would
last this long. I didn't think it would last this long.
I didn't plan on it lasting this long. But I
didn't have a plan. I just said fucking to move
in to La I'm gonna get a job, and I'm
gonna do a podcast, and I'm glad you guys have
been sticking around. Shout out to all of those that
have been here from the beginning, and shout out to
all of those that are just kind of joining, especially
my Patreon folks. It's only five dollars a month. Patreon
dot com slash Real Izzie Presley, my menion. Welcome, Alan Sperry.
This is the first This is the first public show
since then and it is currently twelve twenty six am.
I have a few beers in me, one shot of Yagermeister,
so if I sound a little fucked up, well there's
a good chance I might be. Actually I'm not just dehydrated.
It's eighty six degrees. It was like one hundred and
seven to day, which reminds me and the words of
my close personal friends, don't kill Steve Austin. Ooh, crack
one for the working man, crack one for my dehydration.
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you think about it. And uh, what else we have?
Oh yeah, the Cameo Rial, Ozzie Presley, we have all
of that stuff. So part of me beer God bless beer.
I love beer. Beer is a glory thing. So what
is coming up? And I know, look, I know we
have been guestless and I may have said this on
the last show or may have not, but I work
a lot, but that's no excuse. I have gotten lazy
as far as like booking guests. And I have a
lot of people that I want to get on that
have said yes, and we're going to do that, and
hopefully this week that will start. I was gonna have
Zeus from Shout Out loudcast this weekend and his internet
was out, and then today he was busy and I
had beers. But we'll get him on maybe next week
and maybe Adam Caroll is in town next week Thursday,
Friday Saturday. Maybe I can get the Aceman over to
do the show. That'd be pretty cool. I've interviewed him
a couple times only on radio, and one time on
this show many years ago. And I have a lot
to talk to the Aceman about, especially now that I
know him. So if you're gonna be in town, come
on down Kimmels Thursday, Friday, Saturday, seven thirty nine thirty
other shows and say hi to the ace Man. Check
out the shows. His comedy shows are phenomenal. But maybe
we can get him on. I don't know. We'll see.
I know he's a busy dude. Even when he's in town.
He's got a lot of shit going on, So we
will see. I'll try. Sebastian Lebar is gonna come on.
I still have to get Mike Varney on. I still
have to get Brian sla Golon, but that won't happen
until the hockey season is over and there is one
or two games left after what happened tonight, So we're
working on all of that stuff. There's a lot of stuff.
Jason Hook wants to come on the show. He said, anytime,
So we'll do it. We'll do it. We'll get some
guests for you guys. And that's why there's been no video,
because you guys just don't want to look at me talking. Plus,
and I would have to put clothes on, Like I'm
in my underwear, in my socks right now. There's a
site for you. There's a vision, this mountain of molten lust,
this monument to machismo, sitting in his socks and his underwear.
It's pretty fucking hot with a Natty light in his hand.
It's absolutely glorious. But this isn't gonna be a long show.
I want to talk about Father's Day, and Happy Father's
Day to all your father's out there. Happy Father's Day
to my stepdad, Devon, who's the only quote unquote father
I've ever had, because as I'm sure a lot of
you know, I have never met my real father. I
know his name is on the Perth certificate. I've I
think I'm I've never met him in years that I
could remember. I mean, I think there's a picture of
me as a baby with him. Just one of those things.
It didn't work out with my mom, and that was that,
and my mom did a great job of raising me.
I love her to death, so basically my higher life
up until she met my stepdad, Devin the Jamaica mon,
which was about ninety five ish something like that. I
was born in seventy two. It was me and my mom,
and she did her best to bring me up right.
And I believe she did bring me up right. I
was a Hellian as many Gingers are, like my mother
before me. Of course, I joke about that my mom
is the best. I fucking love my mom. So I
basically grew up without a dad. I never Father's Day
was just a day to me. The only real real
dad I had in my life was my grandfather, and
I lost him when I was sixteen. He died of lupus.
I was sophomore in high school. If you're using your math,
that's usually how it works out. But he was the
male figure in my life. I had my friend's dads
that I jokingly called dad because I didn't have a dad.
I had my mom, and she busted her ass to
give us everything that we had. God, I love my mom.
I'm glad I still have my mom. I don't know
what my life would be like without my mom. But
for matory years up until I was sixteen and before
he got sick. My grandfather, Floyd, that was my dad,
spent a lot of weekends out at their farm. Took
me fishing, lots of fishing, him and Grandma fishing with
Grandpa and Grandma loved it, absolutely loved it. I remember
riding in his so you know, they had their car,
but Grandpa had an old I think it was the
seventies Ford pickup. It was green. And when they had
a farm and we go into town, if it was
just me and Grandpa, I'd always ask, let's take the truck.
So I loved riding shotgun in the truck with my grandpa.
It was just something about it. When we were in
ice fishing, it was just me and him, took the truck.
Just something about that truck. And ironically it was basically
the same green. My mom's house was the house I
grew up in Saint Cloud. But the one thing somebody,
somebody said something about Benny Hill and that sparked something.
I mean, it's it's a memory that I've talked about before. Yeah,
out of Grandpa and Grandma's place, you know, we'd always
watched wrestling a wa watched Grandma get pissed off at
Oh that goddamn fatwell Jerry Blackwell and that goddamn weasel
Bobby Heenan. Oh, she hated them, and Grandpa was watching
it with us. But I think the reason I was
so like he taught me how to shoot a gun,
taught me how to clean fish, tried to teach me
everything he could about being a man. But I was
too young to you know, process all of it. And
plus I wasn't there like every day. It was the
random weekends. Mom wanted to get rid of me, take
me to Grandpa's, Grandma's. But the one thing that sticks out,
the one thing that I remember that still makes me
smile to this day, and maybe it's the reason I
am how I am watching the news on Sunday night.
I was always sitting on his lap. So, like I said,
I didn't I didn't have a dad. That was That
was the closest I had to having a dad. And
after the news on Sunday night, what came on Benny Hill.
Too young to process, too young to know what it was,
just laughing at I'm running real fast Internet. That's the
fondest memories I have with my Grandpa. Just being a
kid sitting on Grandpa's lap watching Benny Hill, and the
fact that they let me stay up that late. But
it was a thing. It was a thing. I had
to be on Grandpa's lap watching Benny Hill. I just
have that stuck in my head, me and Grandpa watching
Benny Hill. I had no idea what it was. I
was too young to process, like I said, but it
was just one of those things. And I'm gonna do
something now which I don't want to do, and I'm
gonna hate myself for doing this. Grandpa used to do.
He would have a shot of bourbon every night before
he went to bed, and he like his beer. The
first beer I ever tasted, he sent me to the
garage to get him a beer. I think I was
four years old, five years old, something like that. Go
get Grandpa a beer. It was fifers. I remember that.
And I hate myself because I was just back in Minnesota.
As you guys know, I hte myself for not because
they started making it again, and I just I didn't
get even a twelve pack of fighters. I should have
got a twelve pack. Next time I go back, I'm
gonna get some fiers. To bring it back. But Grandpa
used to do a shot of bourbon before he went
to bed, and I usually do that when I have
it around, but I do not have it around. I
have something that is fucking disgusting. But I feel like,
because I love you, because you guys are here, I
should do something for Grandpa part of me. Oh, shout
out to the Portland boys that I met tonight watching
Johnny Hazzard at at Whiskey Down, stopped and went and watched.
But I went and watched Nerd Halen tonight too at
Sunset Station, hanging out with my buddy Freaky and his
gal Faith, and then I walked over to Whiskey Down
to MGM just they had to Johnny. And there's this
group of fucking dudes from Portland that we're bullshitting with.
So shout out to them. The names I can't fucking remember.
I can barely remember my real name. You guys know that.
But one of them followed the show tonight, so, uh,
what up? The only shot I have in the apartment
is milort and there's no reason for it this, but uh,
I'm gonna do this with my grandpa because I love
him and my stepdad, Devin, because I love him as
well did Jamaica man, the man that taught me how
to cook, especially that great Jamaican stuff like brown stew, chicken,
the brown stew. Ma on, it's the brown stew. I'm
sorry about the silence. It's just it's Father's Day. Is
like kind of emotional for me because well, I don't
have any kids. Shocking, I know, shocking that any fucking
broad would want to reproduce with this so goddamn good looking.
But oh god, I hate myself for doing this. Oh
not because it's a shot, because it's fucking Milert. And
if you've never had Milert, don't, I mean, do it
just so you can say you had it. But I
wouldn't recommend it. It's fucking brutal. There's no reason for that.
Jim Florentine, for alert, I ain't gonna do dad, there's
no reason for that. That's brutal. Anyways, you know what,
let's queue up the outro as I do this mostly
because you know, you really don't need to hear me
gag because mylort is brutal. There's no reason for that.
But this is for Grandpa, This is for Devin. And
all my friends' dads that I call dad, Bober's dad,
Mikey's dad. I think there was a couple others. But
thank you, guys, I love you. Thank you for being
a positive influence on me. Oh so fucking nasty. But
we'll probably see you guys again this week. You uh
free birds. And obviously the patreons get on the Patreon
five dollars a month Realzie president on the Patreon Patreon
dot com sash reels. But it's also the same as
the venmo I want to do, don't want to join,
but I don't want to contribute. But we'll have guests
this week, maybe multiple, I don't know. We'll see but uh,
talk to you soon. Oh yeah, what I lack of
talent and make up for a cock