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Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown, and welcome to Another fucking Podcast. Kids,

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with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Ziema

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hula hoops and pac Man video games. Don't you see?

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People today have attention spans that can only be measured

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in namo seconds, old legends and they just do great

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like a legend and an Adam work from.

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Speaker 2: With a lot of liked.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is part of time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world,

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Hello my loyal minions. It is good to see you

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when it's always good to be seen. My name is

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Dizzy Presley. I'm the host of the program. It's called

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Another f and Podcast and if your kids aren't around,

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it's called another fucking Podcast. Has been called that since

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two thousand and twenty and thirteen May fourth, So we

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are slowly creeping up on the thirteenth anniversary of this show,

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which is wild. I honestly, I didn't know it would

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last this long. I didn't think it would last this long.

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I didn't plan on it lasting this long. But I

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didn't have a plan. I just said fucking to move

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in to La I'm gonna get a job, and I'm

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gonna do a podcast, and I'm glad you guys have

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been sticking around. Shout out to all of those that

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have been here from the beginning, and shout out to

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all of those that are just kind of joining, especially

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my Patreon folks. It's only five dollars a month. Patreon

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dot com slash Real Izzie Presley, my menion. Welcome, Alan Sperry.

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This is the first This is the first public show

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since then and it is currently twelve twenty six am.

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I have a few beers in me, one shot of Yagermeister,

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so if I sound a little fucked up, well there's

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a good chance I might be. Actually I'm not just dehydrated.

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It's eighty six degrees. It was like one hundred and

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seven to day, which reminds me and the words of

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my close personal friends, don't kill Steve Austin. Ooh, crack

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one for the working man, crack one for my dehydration.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you guys hit up all of the socials

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Real Lizzie Presley all the way across the board, Twitter,

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instagrament Facebook, and please go like the show page on Facebook.

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Maybe I should make that a group. I don't know,

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I don't know. We'll see thinking about it is it

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worth it. I don't know. I just want more traction.

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I just want more action, and I need more people

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in the Patreon, So sign up. It's only five dollars

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a month, less than a cup of coffee. A lot

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of you humanoids out there, we'll spend five dollars a

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day on coffee. This is one day and that's how

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you think about it. And uh, what else we have?

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Oh yeah, the Cameo Rial, Ozzie Presley, we have all

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of that stuff. So part of me beer God bless beer.

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I love beer. Beer is a glory thing. So what

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is coming up? And I know, look, I know we

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have been guestless and I may have said this on

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the last show or may have not, but I work

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a lot, but that's no excuse. I have gotten lazy

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as far as like booking guests. And I have a

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lot of people that I want to get on that

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have said yes, and we're going to do that, and

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hopefully this week that will start. I was gonna have

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Zeus from Shout Out loudcast this weekend and his internet

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was out, and then today he was busy and I

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had beers. But we'll get him on maybe next week

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and maybe Adam Caroll is in town next week Thursday,

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Friday Saturday. Maybe I can get the Aceman over to

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do the show. That'd be pretty cool. I've interviewed him

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a couple times only on radio, and one time on

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this show many years ago. And I have a lot

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to talk to the Aceman about, especially now that I

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know him. So if you're gonna be in town, come

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on down Kimmels Thursday, Friday, Saturday, seven thirty nine thirty

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other shows and say hi to the ace Man. Check

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out the shows. His comedy shows are phenomenal. But maybe

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I know he's a busy dude. Even when he's in town.

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until the hockey season is over and there is one

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because you guys just don't want to look at me talking. Plus,

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and I would have to put clothes on, Like I'm

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in my underwear, in my socks right now. There's a

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site for you. There's a vision, this mountain of molten lust,

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this monument to machismo, sitting in his socks and his underwear.

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It's absolutely glorious. But this isn't gonna be a long show.

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I want to talk about Father's Day, and Happy Father's

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Day to all your father's out there. Happy Father's Day

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to my stepdad, Devon, who's the only quote unquote father

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I've ever had, because as I'm sure a lot of

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you know, I have never met my real father. I

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know his name is on the Perth certificate. I've I

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think I'm I've never met him in years that I

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could remember. I mean, I think there's a picture of

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me as a baby with him. Just one of those things.

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and my mom did a great job of raising me.

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I love her to death, so basically my higher life

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up until she met my stepdad, Devin the Jamaica mon,

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which was about ninety five ish something like that. I

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was born in seventy two. It was me and my mom,

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and she did her best to bring me up right.

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was a Hellian as many Gingers are, like my mother

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before me. Of course, I joke about that my mom

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is the best. I fucking love my mom. So I

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basically grew up without a dad. I never Father's Day

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was just a day to me. The only real real

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dad I had in my life was my grandfather, and

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I lost him when I was sixteen. He died of lupus.

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I was sophomore in high school. If you're using your math,

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that's usually how it works out. But he was the

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male figure in my life. I had my friend's dads

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that I jokingly called dad because I didn't have a dad.

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I had my mom, and she busted her ass to

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give us everything that we had. God, I love my mom.

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I'm glad I still have my mom. I don't know

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what my life would be like without my mom. But

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for matory years up until I was sixteen and before

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he got sick. My grandfather, Floyd, that was my dad,

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spent a lot of weekends out at their farm. Took

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me fishing, lots of fishing, him and Grandma fishing with

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Grandpa and Grandma loved it, absolutely loved it. I remember

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riding in his so you know, they had their car,

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but Grandpa had an old I think it was the

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seventies Ford pickup. It was green. And when they had

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a farm and we go into town, if it was

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just me and Grandpa, I'd always ask, let's take the truck.

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It was just something about it. When we were in

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ice fishing, it was just me and him, took the truck.

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the same green. My mom's house was the house I

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grew up in Saint Cloud. But the one thing somebody,

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somebody said something about Benny Hill and that sparked something.

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I mean, it's it's a memory that I've talked about before. Yeah,

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out of Grandpa and Grandma's place, you know, we'd always

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watched wrestling a wa watched Grandma get pissed off at

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Bobby Heenan. Oh, she hated them, and Grandpa was watching

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it with us. But I think the reason I was

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so like he taught me how to shoot a gun,

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taught me how to clean fish, tried to teach me

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everything he could about being a man. But I was

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too young to you know, process all of it. And

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plus I wasn't there like every day. It was the

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random weekends. Mom wanted to get rid of me, take

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me to Grandpa's, Grandma's. But the one thing that sticks out,

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the one thing that I remember that still makes me

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smile to this day, and maybe it's the reason I

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am how I am watching the news on Sunday night.

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I was always sitting on his lap. So, like I said,

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I didn't I didn't have a dad. That was That

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was the closest I had to having a dad. And

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after the news on Sunday night, what came on Benny Hill.

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Too young to process, too young to know what it was,

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just laughing at I'm running real fast Internet. That's the

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fondest memories I have with my Grandpa. Just being a

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kid sitting on Grandpa's lap watching Benny Hill, and the

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fact that they let me stay up that late. But

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it was a thing. It was a thing. I had

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to be on Grandpa's lap watching Benny Hill. I just

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have that stuck in my head, me and Grandpa watching

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Benny Hill. I had no idea what it was. I

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was too young to process, like I said, but it

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was just one of those things. And I'm gonna do

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something now which I don't want to do, and I'm

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gonna hate myself for doing this. Grandpa used to do.

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He would have a shot of bourbon every night before

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he went to bed, and he like his beer. The

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first beer I ever tasted, he sent me to the

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garage to get him a beer. I think I was

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four years old, five years old, something like that. Go

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get Grandpa a beer. It was fifers. I remember that.

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And I hate myself because I was just back in Minnesota.

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As you guys know, I hte myself for not because

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they started making it again, and I just I didn't

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get even a twelve pack of fighters. I should have

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got a twelve pack. Next time I go back, I'm

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gonna get some fiers. To bring it back. But Grandpa

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used to do a shot of bourbon before he went

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to bed, and I usually do that when I have

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it around, but I do not have it around. I

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have something that is fucking disgusting. But I feel like,

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because I love you, because you guys are here, I

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should do something for Grandpa part of me. Oh, shout

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out to the Portland boys that I met tonight watching

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Johnny Hazzard at at Whiskey Down, stopped and went and watched.

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But I went and watched Nerd Halen tonight too at

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Sunset Station, hanging out with my buddy Freaky and his

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gal Faith, and then I walked over to Whiskey Down

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to MGM just they had to Johnny. And there's this

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group of fucking dudes from Portland that we're bullshitting with.

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So shout out to them. The names I can't fucking remember.

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I can barely remember my real name. You guys know that.

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But one of them followed the show tonight, so, uh,

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what up? The only shot I have in the apartment

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is milort and there's no reason for it this, but uh,

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I'm gonna do this with my grandpa because I love

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him and my stepdad, Devin, because I love him as

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well did Jamaica man, the man that taught me how

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to cook, especially that great Jamaican stuff like brown stew, chicken,

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the brown stew. Ma on, it's the brown stew. I'm

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sorry about the silence. It's just it's Father's Day. Is

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like kind of emotional for me because well, I don't

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have any kids. Shocking, I know, shocking that any fucking

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broad would want to reproduce with this so goddamn good looking.

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But oh god, I hate myself for doing this. Oh

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not because it's a shot, because it's fucking Milert. And

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if you've never had Milert, don't, I mean, do it

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just so you can say you had it. But I

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wouldn't recommend it. It's fucking brutal. There's no reason for that.

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Jim Florentine, for alert, I ain't gonna do dad, there's

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no reason for that. That's brutal. Anyways, you know what,

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let's queue up the outro as I do this mostly

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because you know, you really don't need to hear me

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gag because mylort is brutal. There's no reason for that.

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But this is for Grandpa, This is for Devin. And

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all my friends' dads that I call dad, Bober's dad,

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Mikey's dad. I think there was a couple others. But

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thank you, guys, I love you. Thank you for being

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a positive influence on me. Oh so fucking nasty. But

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we'll probably see you guys again this week. You uh

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free birds. And obviously the patreons get on the Patreon

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five dollars a month Realzie president on the Patreon Patreon

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dot com sash reels. But it's also the same as

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the venmo I want to do, don't want to join,

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but I don't want to contribute. But we'll have guests

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this week, maybe multiple, I don't know. We'll see but uh,

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talk to you soon. Oh yeah, what I lack of

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talent and make up for a cock