Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing here? Baby? Yeah? Huh oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we can we can go to my office. If we
Speaker 1: leave the door open, then my boss won't suspect anything. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't call him dad when I'm at work. I
Speaker 1: call him my boss. We keep things professional. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: going on, babe? You're I mean you don't have rent
Speaker 1: this month? Okay, next month, it's due tomorrow. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I agree. Eating is very important. It's integral to making
Speaker 1: it where you can eventually pay rent. But that is
Speaker 1: that's the question of more. What happened? Oh, oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: I told you you don't want to have the same
Speaker 1: bank account as your grandma. No, she's always falling for
Speaker 1: those scims. And I just heard about what happened with Perogium.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's gonna happen with his channel. I
Speaker 1: guess we're gonna have to end up, I don't know,
Speaker 1: finding some other scam baiers to No. No, it's how
Speaker 1: I was trying to make a joke and make it funny.
Speaker 1: Got your eyes are so pretty? Huh? Sorry, you smell
Speaker 1: what keen sense of smell? And Lord knows whenever I'm
Speaker 1: looking at your backside. I just want to scratch it
Speaker 1: up in huh oh, Sorry, I got distracted. Okay, So, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: there's not a lot I can do. Before we started dating,
Speaker 1: you missed a couple of payments, and we can absolutely
Speaker 1: give grace where graces due. But if you can't pay
Speaker 1: by the seventh, Dad's going to start filing the effiction paperwork.
Speaker 1: And you've had it filed a couple of times. You
Speaker 1: don't know if he's going to be willing to stand
Speaker 1: down even for you, rather even for me. What we
Speaker 1: told you, I don't want to cross professional and personal lines.
Speaker 1: We need to keep everything separate so it's not messy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well yeah, no, well that would make for
Speaker 1: a messed up story, wouldn't it. M Speaking of messed up,
Speaker 1: do you know I took that shower this morning, but
Speaker 1: still was really sticky between the thighs afterwards? How to
Speaker 1: take a second shower? You really know how to get me? No,
Speaker 1: you're right, I'm I am now mixing the personal with
Speaker 1: the professional. All right, So what are your plans to
Speaker 1: get the account right before the allotted time? Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to do this because I know I know
Speaker 1: you're just so sweet and you're just trying to help
Speaker 1: your grandma. I will pay this month. What no, it's
Speaker 1: only fair. I no, no, hear me out. Hear me out?
Speaker 1: Baby baby baby baby lah now la baby baby baby
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. You're getting out of
Speaker 1: the doors. Open stump it. You would hate for my
Speaker 1: dad to come in here and then see your hand
Speaker 1: on my tail like that, though, I have no problem
Speaker 1: with you looking at my tail, especially if we talk
Speaker 1: about last night and how you were hitting it from HM.
Speaker 1: So listen, I am the one who watches Paramount Plus
Speaker 1: more than you. Yes, so I don't pay for that.
Speaker 1: You pay for it, And honestly, I don't think there's
Speaker 1: any shows you're watching on it anymore. Right, Okay, same
Speaker 1: thing with Disney Plus. You watch it, but I watch
Speaker 1: it a lot more. And I've been spending more time
Speaker 1: at your place than mine. I chew through your food.
Speaker 1: Your food bill has got to have gone up because
Speaker 1: of me, and I haven't paid for anything. You've been
Speaker 1: such a gentleman treating me. Yeah, so yeah, your water
Speaker 1: bill has to have gone up because it takes so manie. Well, no,
Speaker 1: you're right, I do more tongue bathing. You're the one
Speaker 1: that makes me want to do more tongue bathing, if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. No, and I'm more carnivorous,
Speaker 1: so I tend to eat a lot more meat, and well,
Speaker 1: I think you know exactly what kind of meat I prefer.
Speaker 1: Well there we go. Oh, that is exactly the meat
Speaker 1: that I No. Okay, no, no, no, no, finish, let
Speaker 1: me finish me, let me bebe, let me finish please.
Speaker 1: Because of my physical needs, we tend to order door
Speaker 1: dash more often than not when I'm around, and I've
Speaker 1: been around more, so you've been paying more for food
Speaker 1: whenever we go out and hang out, as long as
Speaker 1: it's not some really bougie place I really want to
Speaker 1: go to, which is not even often usually we go out,
Speaker 1: you pay for everything. Let me do this for you.
Speaker 1: My family is really really wealthy, and we're good. We're good,
Speaker 1: we're well off, and I so rarely get to treat you.
Speaker 1: I so rarely get to do for you. And oh,
Speaker 1: come on, it's twenty twenty four. Girls get to treat
Speaker 1: the guys just as much as these girls know. I
Speaker 1: get it. You were raised to be a gentleman, But
Speaker 1: think about it. Think about it this way, if I
Speaker 1: was in this spot and you pay for gas too
Speaker 1: and insurance. In fact, I wrecked your car that one time,
Speaker 1: and you refuse you put your foot down. I even
Speaker 1: I even called up the dealerships that was doing the
Speaker 1: repairs and I went to pay, but you already had
Speaker 1: paid ask them to refund you and they didn't want
Speaker 1: to go through all of that trouble. So, Babe, if
Speaker 1: the shoe was on the other foot, you would do
Speaker 1: it for me, and a heartbeat, you wouldn't even think
Speaker 1: about it. Let me do this for you. So often
Speaker 1: you shoulder the burdens for other people. It's one of
Speaker 1: the things that I love about you. You absolutely take
Speaker 1: care of everyone around you, and it's part of the
Speaker 1: reason every night when you come home, I want to
Speaker 1: do nothing but pamper you and run my paws. I'll
Speaker 1: left it down you and take care of the man
Speaker 1: that I love more than anything. Oh and I know
Speaker 1: your laundry bill has gone up significantly well, changing the
Speaker 1: bed sheets as often as we have to change them,
Speaker 1: though we did get smart and start putting down towels.
Speaker 1: It is not my fault that my nickname is super Soaker.
Speaker 1: And it is definitely not my fault that someone knows
Speaker 1: exactly how to get me soaking what? Oh hi Dad?
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing, nothing, nothing, he's just hear him paying paying
Speaker 1: is rent? I was taking care of Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know you wanted to be the one to handle
Speaker 1: his accounts, but you were busy. So yeah, No, we're
Speaker 1: just wrapping this up, right, right, babe, right babe. See,
Speaker 1: the door was open the entire time. We're being professional.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you had to hear that. I promised
Speaker 1: that we were talking about water guns. Oh that's gonna
Speaker 1: be an awkward conversation later. No, no it won't, No,
Speaker 1: it won't. He has to believe we were talking about
Speaker 1: water guns because he is not gonna want to think
Speaker 1: about anything else. This is fine, This is fine, babe.
Speaker 1: I've got this. If you want to do something for
Speaker 1: me later, I can't stop you. But we're going to
Speaker 1: get through this. And isn't this what a relationship is for?
Speaker 1: You know? I help you, you help me. You scratch
Speaker 1: mine back. I definitely scratch yours a lot, and I
Speaker 1: will keep scratching your back in tonight. I really want
Speaker 1: to show you what happens when I go and sharpen
Speaker 1: my Hi, Dad, Yeah, No, he's a he is. He's
Speaker 1: just I'm getting his receipt. All right, Babe. This is
Speaker 1: a really awkward feeling I'm having because I'm talking to
Speaker 1: you and m hmm. Well, if I keep talking to you,
Speaker 1: things are only going to be more awkward with me
Speaker 1: and my family. So I'm going to go ahead and
Speaker 1: put it in that you paid. I'm going to have
Speaker 1: it come out of I'll go this store after work.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a little bit late coming home. Oh
Speaker 1: you know, maybe what if I just move in with you? No,
Speaker 1: I mean it, think about it. I'm there enough anyways.
Speaker 1: You live in the apartment complex my parents own, so
Speaker 1: I'll be in very close proximity to work. Then I
Speaker 1: don't have to get up as early, and I get
Speaker 1: up slightly earlier than you, and I can continue getting
Speaker 1: up slightly earlier than you and making sure that you
Speaker 1: get up immediately after me. Sometimes when I wake up,
Speaker 1: I discover that you are indeed, Hi, Hi. Now he's
Speaker 1: going now consider it done, babe, M I love you.
Speaker 1: What Dad? I'm allowed to kiss my boyfriend, who right
Speaker 1: now is also a resident bybe Hey, guys, is Xena
Speaker 1: Alexander here inspiration for this video. I am. I've talked
Speaker 1: about this on discord in voice chats a few times.
Speaker 1: I used to be twitch streamer and had a decent
Speaker 1: sized following, and I used to go to a lot
Speaker 1: of conventions and hang out with people for my stream
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and it was a lot of fun. And
Speaker 1: I was a situation where I was absolutely dating a guy.
Speaker 1: It was a fan and we had just started dating.
Speaker 1: So like, I'm kind of big on if you don't
Speaker 1: tell anybody, then you don't have to untell, and I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I'm never a hundred percent sure when I get with someone,
Speaker 1: like how's it going to work out? And I didn't
Speaker 1: want there's always a bunch of backlash when you try
Speaker 1: to date someone when you have any kind of online presence,
Speaker 1: and then there's always backlash if you guys break up.
Speaker 1: So I didn't want him to catch any hell for
Speaker 1: dating me, and I didn't want him to catch any
Speaker 1: hell if we decided to break up. And again we're
Speaker 1: talking like this is literal days into deciding to be together.
Speaker 1: So he was going to the event anyways, and my
Speaker 1: manager at the time did not want us talking about it.
Speaker 1: Publicly until we at least been together for two weeks
Speaker 1: and decided that the vibe was bumping' And so I
Speaker 1: kept sneaking off to go have little smooches and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're awesome. And my manager, literally like a parent, just
Speaker 1: kept appearing around corners and was like, what are you
Speaker 1: guys doing? And I'm like, I'm hanging out with a fan,
Speaker 1: I'm per the leevine. I'm being professional. This is professional.
Speaker 1: This is peak professionality. And he was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: having it. This is not professional. And I was like,
Speaker 1: Lisi cry, I cry, Loot's sad, sad, You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: This is absolutely not professional. I can't be professional. I'm
Speaker 1: in love with this boy. Anyway, it was fun. It
Speaker 1: was absolutely silly and fun and made for the almost
Speaker 1: this game of hide and go seek. And I'm kind
Speaker 1: of glad that my manager made that decision because we
Speaker 1: did find the vibe wasn't the best because of my
Speaker 1: traveling schedule, Like he wanted someone who was around more
Speaker 1: and it was just something that he couldn't handle. So
Speaker 1: we are actually still friends, and a couple of conventions later,
Speaker 1: he actually ended up finding the girl that I want
Speaker 1: to say they just got affianced. I want to say that,
Speaker 1: I have to go check Instagram, but like they they
Speaker 1: have been together for a couple of years now, and
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. I swear to God, I'm like, shallow,
Speaker 1: how date me? I think you're gonna go find the
Speaker 1: love of your life. It happens every time. I swear,
Speaker 1: always the bride'smaid, never the bride. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I did in the past life, but it's fine. I am.
Speaker 1: We are growing so close to twenty five thousand subscribers
Speaker 1: it is insane. You guys have been going ham in
Speaker 1: the comments lately. I know, for like a month and
Speaker 1: a half I was not answering comments at all. I
Speaker 1: just couldn't. So I'm going through my backlog now and
Speaker 1: I'm keeping up with comments, but like, please keep them coming.
Speaker 1: It absolutely helps to channel. I've literally watched videos shoot
Speaker 1: up in my rankings just because of how many comments
Speaker 1: you guys are doing, and not just for mine, Like
Speaker 1: I know, I'm asking for my videos, but like any
Speaker 1: video you watch, even if all you do is leave
Speaker 1: a couple of emojis, that helps so much. With the
Speaker 1: YouTube algorithm, You'll never know even if all you're is yelling.
Speaker 1: Like I love to tell people. You know, when you
Speaker 1: say something negative, even when you downvote, YouTube actually counts
Speaker 1: that as engagement. It's positive. YouTube has no idea you
Speaker 1: don't actually like this video. They only count it negative
Speaker 1: when you do certain things. And most people that are
Speaker 1: trying to express how upset they are with something don't
Speaker 1: actually end up doing those things, actually do the things
Speaker 1: that makes YouTube like the video and start pushing it
Speaker 1: more so. Anyways, I'm babbling at this point, super excited.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to play some fas Mode tonight,
Speaker 1: maybe some Monster Hunter, I will absolutely be on the server.
Speaker 1: I am going to be posting on Patreon and on
Speaker 1: the community tab later. A calendar for February, so you
Speaker 1: know when to expect me to be online. You know
Speaker 1: when to see me live streaming. You know when you
Speaker 1: can find me on Discord and come hang out and
Speaker 1: play games with me. Anyways, I love you guys, and
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you the next one. Bye.