Speaker 1: It's funny because Bailey and Jenny both said, hey, don't
Speaker 1: forget the spicy email that you're gonna read yesterday, but
Speaker 1: we never get a chance to This is just I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to be like deliberately gross or obscene, but
Speaker 1: this is just something that somebody wrote in They said, hello, friends,
Speaker 1: don't say my name. My husband's birthday was recently same
Speaker 1: day as Bailey's, and I'd promised him a BJ. After
Speaker 1: I got the kids to bed and being ready for
Speaker 1: BJ o'clock, I asked him what he was up to.
Speaker 1: He said, I just took a giant dump. Now. I
Speaker 1: instantly imagined him and his dick on the toilet, so
Speaker 1: I said, oof, let's reschedule for tomorrow. I felt I
Speaker 1: needed to further explain my reasoning for this act as
Speaker 1: a CIS woman with girl children, so I have no
Speaker 1: dick or toilet experience. I told him the image I
Speaker 1: have of his scenarios him sitting on the toilet with
Speaker 1: his dick in his lap while pooping, and this is
Speaker 1: why I don't want his dick in my mouth at
Speaker 1: that time. Chuckling, he says, I can see how you
Speaker 1: think that, but that's not the case, expecting me to
Speaker 1: be reassured, he clarifies, it hangs in the bowl. Now
Speaker 1: that's even worse. That's even worse. If your dick is
Speaker 1: fucking dangling in the toilet bowl inches from poop and
Speaker 1: poop water, then I definitely don't want that in my
Speaker 1: mouth hole. He was understanding about why I didn't want Yeah, poopwater,
Speaker 1: He was understanding about why I didn't want to. But
Speaker 1: good lord, if he hadn't told me about the giant dump,
Speaker 1: I would be a hawk to it on a poop dick.
Speaker 1: I thought i'd write in to inform other CIS women
Speaker 1: who may not know the location of the ding dong
Speaker 1: during poop time. Anyway, it hangs in the bowl shower then,
Speaker 1: dart Lig, Oh my god, I think you're already sending
Speaker 1: me a staff writer sticker from my previous email, but
Speaker 1: just in case, here is my address. Well, let me
Speaker 1: take a picture of it. Thoughts on this anybody at all?
Speaker 2: Mean, Oh my goshly Andrew and I like are in
Speaker 2: the bathroom together all the time, so I've like seen
Speaker 2: the situation, and I would have told him if he
Speaker 2: still wanted that. Bja, he needs to shower after taking
Speaker 2: a big dump. And Andrew is normally very respectful in
Speaker 2: that aspect, where he'll be like a I'm kind of
Speaker 2: gross right now, let me go shower. So yeah, if
Speaker 2: the husband still wanted that good old humdinger, he should
Speaker 2: have showered.
Speaker 1: No, I totally agree. I think that, you know, once
Speaker 1: in a while, Susan and I, you know, we haven't
Speaker 1: had sex in a very long time, but it's something
Speaker 1: like if she's like comes out of the bathroom and
Speaker 1: the fan is running and she's flushing and she's been
Speaker 1: there a long time, I don't want to touch her,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, If you just pooped, I
Speaker 1: don't want to have sex with you. I just don't,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's nothing bigger of a
Speaker 1: turn off than somebody coming out of the bathroom going
Speaker 1: hole dud.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm in a conversation with Andrew recently, just because we're
Speaker 2: going on this long trip and we have this camper van,
Speaker 2: and I told him that I like, really am nervous
Speaker 2: about any kind of relations happening between us because I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm going to feel so gross all the
Speaker 2: time because we're not going to be really showering much
Speaker 2: like we're working on building it out, but that's not
Speaker 2: happening in the next couple of weeks before we go
Speaker 2: on this long trip. So I don't know when I'm
Speaker 2: going to be showering, and I'm going to feel so disgusting.
Speaker 2: And I told him that that affects me so much
Speaker 2: when it comes to sexy time. He doesn't care, like
Speaker 2: he I could stink so bad and he'll be like,
Speaker 2: then I'll do it.
Speaker 3: And then you're in your head, You're like, I smell,
Speaker 3: I smell, I smell.
Speaker 2: I don't personally like, I don't want to be in
Speaker 2: that position.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So there are like gas stations that have like
Speaker 3: showers and stuff in that you.
Speaker 2: Go to, like the truck stops that people shower at
Speaker 2: and whatever. But it's not cheap. It's like seventeen dollars
Speaker 2: for a shower at those places.
Speaker 3: It costs money.
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 3: Dang, Okay, Well, just bring a lot of wet wipes.
Speaker 2: That's the play.
Speaker 3: I like a variety of wet wipes. Get like the
Speaker 3: regular kind and then the pa kind and all of that.
Speaker 1: I told Susan, And I've always felt this way. I
Speaker 1: don't mind your bo for lack of a better word,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't I don't care if you smell sweaty.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you've not taken a shower for
Speaker 1: you know, like a couple of days. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Like a natural taste or scent of someone that you're
Speaker 1: attracted to is not gross to me. Really, yeah, really
Speaker 1: not at all. I mean, you don't want somebody who
Speaker 1: smells like they just got done cleaning out the barn.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind, you know,
Speaker 1: like a little stank.
Speaker 3: I had a boy One of my first boyfriends was
Speaker 3: a lifeguard, and so he was kind of like always
Speaker 3: sitting outside like cooking and sweating, and he just smelled
Speaker 3: weird and it almost felt like the And he was
Speaker 3: vegetarian too. I'm not sure if that has any contributing factor,
Speaker 3: but it felt like his breath and even the like
Speaker 3: the breath that would come out of his nose would
Speaker 3: have a very certain smell to it that I hate it.
Speaker 3: It was so gross and disgusting. So before I would
Speaker 3: come over, I would be like, you have to shower
Speaker 3: because I can't stand this weird thing you've.
Speaker 1: Got going I think no, I think there is something
Speaker 1: to that. I think that like if somebody who drinks
Speaker 1: too much, or I dated a girl that smoked a
Speaker 1: lot of weed and the weed smell never really left her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she tasted like when you would make out, she
Speaker 1: would taste like weed.
Speaker 3: Like cigarette people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, next one. We got a lot to get to,
Speaker 1: so let's see how we do. I'm so behind on
Speaker 1: a podcast, but I drive for work monthly so I
Speaker 1: can catch up. I know there are things from the
Speaker 1: show I wanted to write in about, but of course
Speaker 1: I never do a note on my phone of topics
Speaker 1: to write in about, so I just I forget. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I do need advice. My bestie and I are going
Speaker 1: to see Usher in a few months. I'm planning on
Speaker 1: looking for reasonably flash restaurants to eat near Target Center
Speaker 1: and go bar grill type, nothing fancy, Alyssa, what do
Speaker 1: you got? I don't know anything about what's near Target Center, Jenny,
Speaker 1: what do you got?
Speaker 2: Well, now I'm blanking it right now. But they're known
Speaker 2: for grape apes. Oh, the loon, that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: The Luon is like literally right next to Target Center.
Speaker 2: Pretty much. They've got decent like bar food. You can't
Speaker 2: go to the if you're a drinker, you really shouldn't
Speaker 2: go to the Loon and not order yourself a grape
Speaker 2: ape shot. That's like what they're known for. But that
Speaker 2: I've had their food before. I like them. If you're
Speaker 2: not like looking for fancy a little bit higher end,
Speaker 2: I guess would be Freehouse, Or you could go to Grays,
Speaker 2: which is like a food hall and it's more of
Speaker 2: like you know, it's like almost like a bunch of
Speaker 2: food truck trucks put into one place, so you can
Speaker 2: order a bunch of different stuff, go to different restaurants
Speaker 2: within one vicinity, and that's like kind of food truck pricing.
Speaker 2: So that's a good one. I don't know, Bailly, what
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm looking around it and trying to think, like,
Speaker 3: how many of these places have I actually gone to.
Speaker 3: I think like the Local is kind of a pub
Speaker 3: sort of vibe, and that's cute and that says decent food.
Speaker 3: I've never been to Hell's Kitchen, but apparently it's nice.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Hell's Kitchen, I would say that's time really well.
Speaker 3: When I'm over there, I always just go to the
Speaker 3: place that's right next to the Orpheum, which is like
Speaker 3: an Irish restaurant like Max Max mcdougle or something like that,
Speaker 3: and that food is fine and I eat it and
Speaker 3: it's good. I don't know, I don't really. I don't
Speaker 3: eat a lot of stuff over there because you have
Speaker 3: to pay for parking, so I always go to the
Speaker 3: same places every single time.
Speaker 1: Okay, next one. I've been listening to you guys for
Speaker 1: a couple of years now, and the last couple of
Speaker 1: months I've been able to listen to your show the
Speaker 1: whole morning, which is awesome. I love you guys. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I recently started listening to your podcast. It's super fun.
Speaker 1: Let me know whether you thought what you thought about
Speaker 1: the blow job and the poop story, because you know what,
Speaker 1: if you hear a story like that and you go, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear stories like that, then let
Speaker 1: me know. But if you think stories like that are
Speaker 1: fun once in a while, let me know. I just
Speaker 1: thought it was fun to kind of spice it up.
Speaker 1: It's like put a little hot sauce on the podcast.
Speaker 1: You don't want too much, but just a little splash
Speaker 1: of hot spots there's another analogy. My question is how
Speaker 1: did each of you get into your job at the
Speaker 1: radio station. It's such a cool job and not many
Speaker 1: people get to do that. My story is very simple.
Speaker 1: I went to school for it in high school. I
Speaker 1: went to school for radio and TV broadcasting and got
Speaker 1: a job working at a religious radio station, then a
Speaker 1: top forty radio station, then a bigger one, than a
Speaker 1: bigger one, and a bigger one. But I got into
Speaker 1: it because I went to school for it, Jenny, I.
Speaker 2: Saw a tweet when I was in college, like katiewb
Speaker 2: was hiring an intern. So I applied and then I
Speaker 2: got an email from intern John that used to be
Speaker 2: on the show, and he asked me to come in
Speaker 2: one day. And I was confused, as if because he's like,
Speaker 2: can you be here at five am? And I was
Speaker 2: like sure, like for an interview. He goes like a shadow,
Speaker 2: and so I come in. I immediately started watching another
Speaker 2: intern do work, and that was like me being hired
Speaker 2: as an intern, like I didn't actually do an interview,
Speaker 2: and so basically just from being an intern, I've grown
Speaker 2: from there, and like I did other things in the
Speaker 2: in between, I went and worked into marketing at Canbury Park,
Speaker 2: but I wanted to be in radio. So I worked
Speaker 2: at Citi's ninety seven briefly when they had an opening,
Speaker 2: and then an opening came on Dave show, and so
Speaker 2: I weaseled my way back in over here.
Speaker 1: And Bailey is a different story, because you know it's
Speaker 1: the Bailey's story is way different.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in a play ten years ago and
Speaker 3: Dave was in the same play at a different company,
Speaker 3: and I was a fan of the show. Emailed the
Speaker 3: show said would you come see my play and I'll
Speaker 3: come see yours? And he did. Then he started following
Speaker 3: me on Twitter, said I was funny, had me on
Speaker 3: a couple of times just because I was funny, curmudgeon
Speaker 3: kind of person, and then I joined his ukulele club.
Speaker 3: I happened to be at ukulele club the day before
Speaker 3: Jenny went on dry duty. I made some jokes, tried
Speaker 3: to be a class clown. Dave said, you want to
Speaker 3: sub tomorrow, and then I subbed twenty two times.
Speaker 1: Did they ever pay you for those?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I should ask you, definitely should ask.
Speaker 3: I mean I got like kind of paid well, but
Speaker 3: I didn't get like back blog paid. I don't know
Speaker 3: I have to check, but I don't know how to
Speaker 3: find out which of my checks is the backlog check. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's my real check.
Speaker 1: Look for the one with the extra six dollars on it.
Speaker 2: It won't be its own check. It'll probably be built.
Speaker 3: In add into something else.
Speaker 2: I'll log into my bank account.
Speaker 1: She goes on to say, it's Mikayla in Hudson. All
Speaker 1: of you are so perfect for KATWB and I'm so
Speaker 1: glad Bailey and Vaughan got added to the station. Dave
Speaker 1: and Jenny, you both make the show what it is
Speaker 1: and it would not be as good without either of you.
Speaker 1: I love you all, and I hope I can meet
Speaker 1: you one day. I would love a sticker too, So
Speaker 1: I've got your dress, Makayla, and we'll send you a
Speaker 1: sticker a another one. Okay, I'm trying to be a
Speaker 1: little bit judicious because I don't want to run out
Speaker 1: of time, and we really have a ton of emails today. Nice,
Speaker 1: so let me go. Okay, here we go. This is
Speaker 1: from Crystal. Hello, my favorite daytime companions. So glad I
Speaker 1: found you again. As a child growing up in Minnesota,
Speaker 1: I have always known about KATWB. It's been a Minnesota
Speaker 1: staple forever, and for good reason. I've come to love
Speaker 1: the morning show and listen to the podcast every day.
Speaker 1: Your personalities all mixed so well. Today, Jenny, I had
Speaker 1: secondhand in embarrassment for you. I know pumpkin isn't an
Speaker 1: easy rhyme, but I don't think you understand the definition
Speaker 1: of blump.
Speaker 2: I very much understood what it was. I feel like
Speaker 2: people do not understand that I have a very dirty mind.
Speaker 2: I knew what I was saying.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 1: I was screaming no to Jenny because she was singing
Speaker 1: in rhyme pumpkin and blumpkin. I held in the laughter.
Speaker 1: Feel free to give it a Google. If somebody could
Speaker 1: indeed carve that into a pumpkin, they truly are an artist.
Speaker 1: Attached are some T shirt ideas from Google to really
Speaker 1: drive it home. A blumpkin is Jenny.
Speaker 2: A blowjob on the toilet while someone's taking a shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, why would anybody think that's a good idea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Andrew's like jokingly asked me for
Speaker 2: them before, and I was like, you're fucking disgusting. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: He's joking, yeah.
Speaker 2: Very much joking. He's not being serious. But no, I
Speaker 2: know how blumpkin is. And I also said this on
Speaker 2: the radio. Nothing rhymes with apple orchard, which was my topic,
Speaker 2: and nothing rhymes with pumpkin as well either, So blumpkin
Speaker 2: is what came out because it was the only word.
Speaker 1: I could think of. It is a funny word. I
Speaker 1: also have to argue that not all personalized plate owners
Speaker 1: are sex maniacts that came up on War of the Roses.
Speaker 1: My grandparents had one as long as I could remember.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but they didn't even share a bed.
Speaker 1: They just thought they were being clever with their initials.
Speaker 1: Act empty act empty act, get it me neither. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's funny, empty act, get it mean either, Ashley. A
Speaker 1: couple of morning shows keep Me Company, you guys, obviously
Speaker 1: than one in Baltimore and one in Michigan. I found
Speaker 1: it very curious that all the text lines for all
Speaker 1: the stations were down on Monday morning. Oh maybe just
Speaker 1: the iheartradios of the Connection. Yeah, I don't know the company.
Speaker 2: We all use the same texting system as not necessarily
Speaker 2: iHeart being the Connection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably all one company. Please play more
Speaker 1: bits that make Bailey lap. It's infectious and made pooh
Speaker 1: story so much better. Maybe we can come full circle
Speaker 1: and hear a pumpkin blumkin blunder. If you had to
Speaker 1: lose one sense, which sense would you lose? Gard? Lick
Speaker 1: only if you're feeling slick? P one just for fun.
Speaker 1: That's from Crystal. Okay, let's do that one. Okay, they
Speaker 1: had to lose one sense, would you choose me?
Speaker 2: Smell, hearing, touch, and taste? Taste? Smell for sure?
Speaker 1: I think you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would never want to lose site, touch, hearing,
Speaker 2: those are like so important, So it would be between
Speaker 2: taste and smell for me. And definitely, Oh maybe I
Speaker 2: do want to lose taste because then I won't like
Speaker 2: eat so much chocolate and junk food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't. I could not smell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I yeah, that's a it's an interesting question. I've never
Speaker 3: I feel like I would really have to think about it.
Speaker 3: But I know for a fact, like I have considered
Speaker 3: would it be worse to be blind or deaf? And
Speaker 3: I think I would prefer to be deaf. But that's
Speaker 3: if those two are on the table. I've like smell,
Speaker 3: I kind of like having smell, and if you don't
Speaker 3: have smell, then you don't have taste. Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Well, let's just say that they're independent.
Speaker 3: If they're independent, I do smell, then I would probably
Speaker 3: get rid of taste, Yeah, because then I could smell
Speaker 3: all the good food, but then eat better.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I would do taste also, Okay.
Speaker 1: Next one, Andrea says, I don't think I've written in before,
Speaker 1: which is shocking since I am your biggest fan and
Speaker 1: one of your longest listeners. I had to write in
Speaker 1: because I heard y'all mention. The app dinner was Strangers.
Speaker 1: It's called Time Left YEP. I signed up. I live
Speaker 1: in Scottsdale, not Minneapolis. I had my first dinner. It
Speaker 1: was so much fun. I was nervous about awkward conversations
Speaker 1: or weird people, but my group was so awesome. They
Speaker 1: match you by age and personality based on a survey.
Speaker 1: So in our group of six people, there were two
Speaker 1: men and the rest women. The youngest was forty no
Speaker 1: thirty eight. The oldest was forty four. I'm forty two.
Speaker 1: I must say I think I just lucked out since
Speaker 1: we all jived so well. And we also went to
Speaker 1: grab drinks after dinner. I was out until midnight on
Speaker 1: a school night, so that says a lot. We have
Speaker 1: a What's App group chat that we've been using since
Speaker 1: our dinner a couple of weeks ago. We're setting up
Speaker 1: more get togethers outside of the Time Left App. For example,
Speaker 1: I'm coordinating pickleball and have others done. Others have done
Speaker 1: Arizona Restaurant Week. I go again next Wednesday, looking forward
Speaker 1: to meeting more fun people. So okay, they live in
Speaker 1: they say, biggest fan living in Arizona, Andrea, so they
Speaker 1: love the Time Left app and they come up on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Yesterday because Bailey was talking about shuffle dating yes and
Speaker 2: then I said, because Mont was saying how he doesn't
Speaker 2: do much, and I said, you should really try out
Speaker 2: the Time Left app or whatever it is. It pens
Speaker 2: you with people who have similar interests after taking a survey,
Speaker 2: and you go out to dinner with strangers. So that
Speaker 2: was like how it got brought up. But I get
Speaker 2: targeted ads all the time for it on Instagram. I
Speaker 2: think I clicked on it once, so now it just
Speaker 2: pops up all the time. Because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: what's this?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because you do it one time. You ever
Speaker 1: do a thing where you get a pop up ad
Speaker 1: on Instagram and you kind of are interested, so you
Speaker 1: kind of want to think about it, but you don't
Speaker 1: want to buy it right now, so you tap, like
Speaker 1: just so it will show up again. Does anybody do
Speaker 1: that besides me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I do that because I'm like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: have time for this right now, so I'm gonna linger
Speaker 3: on it so it yeah, tracks my eyeballs and then
Speaker 3: and I hope it comes back at some point.
Speaker 1: All right, one more email. Hello guys, love the show
Speaker 1: and the podcast. Thank you Elliott for listening to both
Speaker 1: the show and the podcast. The other day, I'm eating
Speaker 1: some pizza while driving and I got to the crust
Speaker 1: and since it was nice out, I had my windows down.
Speaker 1: Not feeling the crust that day, I was about to
Speaker 1: toss the crust out of the window for some birds
Speaker 1: or a squirrel, but I stopped mid toss. Dave Ryan
Speaker 1: somehow came into my thoughts about being a pig and littering,
Speaker 1: and I held onto the crust. It made me wonder.
Speaker 1: I'm not a litter kind of a person at all,
Speaker 1: but I thought that a piece of crust wouldn't be
Speaker 1: that bad, Dave. Thanks for the influence that day and
Speaker 1: the past, depending on where I was. I know I've
Speaker 1: tossed an apple core or two into the woods. Does
Speaker 1: that make me a total slab? Or is that a past?
Speaker 1: Thank you Elliott. Oh, I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: that you're a total slab if you have any thought
Speaker 1: to it at all. I just I always think if
Speaker 1: you walked into the woods and forty three people had
Speaker 1: thrown an apple core into the woods, well that's unsightly
Speaker 1: and gross. If you were walking out for a walk
Speaker 1: and you're you know, there's a pizza crust laying on
Speaker 1: the path or in the parking lot, is that gross? Well,
Speaker 1: yeah it is.
Speaker 3: I guess what if you like, chopped up the crust
Speaker 3: and threw it out like it is bird fish?
Speaker 1: Throw in your yard? Yeah, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: would do, Yeah, thrown your yard. I don't putting trash anywhere.
Speaker 1: I see people with banana peels, Like I'll go out
Speaker 1: for a walk and see a banana peel on the
Speaker 1: sidewalk in chan Hassen, and it's like, I'm sure that
Speaker 1: the person who threw it there probably thought, well, it's
Speaker 1: biodegradable and it's gonna whatever. No, it's a banan appeal
Speaker 1: on a sidewalk. Same with your fucking orange peels. I
Speaker 1: learned this when I was in They called it High Trails,
Speaker 1: which was a sixth grade camp that we got to
Speaker 1: go to when I was in guess what grade, sixth grade?
Speaker 1: Sixth grade, Thank you Jenny, Yes, very good. And we
Speaker 1: said can we throw our orange peels on the ground
Speaker 1: and they said no. And that's why, because if so
Speaker 1: many people did it, Ryan Show at KDWB dot com,
Speaker 1: we gotta wrap it up.