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<v Speaker 1>It's funny because Bailey and Jenny both said, hey, don't

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<v Speaker 1>forget the spicy email that you're gonna read yesterday, but

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<v Speaker 1>we never get a chance to This is just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to be like deliberately gross or obscene, but

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<v Speaker 1>this is just something that somebody wrote in They said, hello, friends,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say my name. My husband's birthday was recently same

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<v Speaker 1>day as Bailey's, and I'd promised him a BJ. After

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<v Speaker 1>I got the kids to bed and being ready for

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<v Speaker 1>BJ o'clock, I asked him what he was up to.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I just took a giant dump. Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>instantly imagined him and his dick on the toilet, so

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<v Speaker 1>I said, oof, let's reschedule for tomorrow. I felt I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to further explain my reasoning for this act as

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<v Speaker 1>a CIS woman with girl children, so I have no

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<v Speaker 1>dick or toilet experience. I told him the image I

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<v Speaker 1>have of his scenarios him sitting on the toilet with

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<v Speaker 1>his dick in his lap while pooping, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>why I don't want his dick in my mouth at

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<v Speaker 1>that time. Chuckling, he says, I can see how you

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<v Speaker 1>think that, but that's not the case, expecting me to

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<v Speaker 1>be reassured, he clarifies, it hangs in the bowl. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that's even worse. That's even worse. If your dick is

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<v Speaker 1>fucking dangling in the toilet bowl inches from poop and

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<v Speaker 1>poop water, then I definitely don't want that in my

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<v Speaker 1>mouth hole. He was understanding about why I didn't want Yeah, poopwater,

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<v Speaker 1>He was understanding about why I didn't want to. But

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<v Speaker 1>good lord, if he hadn't told me about the giant dump,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be a hawk to it on a poop dick.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought i'd write in to inform other CIS women

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<v Speaker 1>who may not know the location of the ding dong

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<v Speaker 1>during poop time. Anyway, it hangs in the bowl shower then,

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<v Speaker 1>dart Lig, Oh my god, I think you're already sending

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<v Speaker 1>me a staff writer sticker from my previous email, but

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<v Speaker 1>just in case, here is my address. Well, let me

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture of it. Thoughts on this anybody at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, Oh my goshly Andrew and I like are in

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom together all the time, so I've like seen

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<v Speaker 2>the situation, and I would have told him if he

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<v Speaker 2>still wanted that. Bja, he needs to shower after taking

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<v Speaker 2>a big dump. And Andrew is normally very respectful in

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<v Speaker 2>that aspect, where he'll be like a I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 2>gross right now, let me go shower. So yeah, if

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<v Speaker 2>the husband still wanted that good old humdinger, he should

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<v Speaker 2>have showered.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I totally agree. I think that, you know, once

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<v Speaker 1>in a while, Susan and I, you know, we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>had sex in a very long time, but it's something

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<v Speaker 1>like if she's like comes out of the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>the fan is running and she's flushing and she's been

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<v Speaker 1>there a long time, I don't want to touch her,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, If you just pooped, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to have sex with you. I just don't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. There's nothing bigger of a

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<v Speaker 1>turn off than somebody coming out of the bathroom going

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<v Speaker 1>hole dud.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, Okay, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a conversation with Andrew recently, just because we're

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<v Speaker 2>going on this long trip and we have this camper van,

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<v Speaker 2>and I told him that I like, really am nervous

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<v Speaker 2>about any kind of relations happening between us because I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I'm going to feel so gross all the

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<v Speaker 2>time because we're not going to be really showering much

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<v Speaker 2>like we're working on building it out, but that's not

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<v Speaker 2>happening in the next couple of weeks before we go

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<v Speaker 2>on this long trip. So I don't know when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to be showering, and I'm going to feel so disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>And I told him that that affects me so much

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to sexy time. He doesn't care, like

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<v Speaker 2>he I could stink so bad and he'll be like,

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<v Speaker 2>then I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you're in your head, You're like, I smell,

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<v Speaker 3>I smell, I smell.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't personally like, I don't want to be in

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<v Speaker 2>that position.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So there are like gas stations that have like

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<v Speaker 3>showers and stuff in that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to, like the truck stops that people shower at

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever. But it's not cheap. It's like seventeen dollars

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<v Speaker 2>for a shower at those places.

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<v Speaker 3>It costs money.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Dang, Okay, Well, just bring a lot of wet wipes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the play.

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<v Speaker 3>I like a variety of wet wipes. Get like the

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<v Speaker 3>regular kind and then the pa kind and all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Susan, And I've always felt this way. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind your bo for lack of a better word,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't I don't care if you smell sweaty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if you've not taken a shower for

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like a couple of days. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a natural taste or scent of someone that you're

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<v Speaker 1>attracted to is not gross to me. Really, yeah, really

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. I mean, you don't want somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>smells like they just got done cleaning out the barn.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a little stank.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a boy One of my first boyfriends was

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<v Speaker 3>a lifeguard, and so he was kind of like always

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<v Speaker 3>sitting outside like cooking and sweating, and he just smelled

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<v Speaker 3>weird and it almost felt like the And he was

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<v Speaker 3>vegetarian too. I'm not sure if that has any contributing factor,

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<v Speaker 3>but it felt like his breath and even the like

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<v Speaker 3>the breath that would come out of his nose would

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<v Speaker 3>have a very certain smell to it that I hate it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so gross and disgusting. So before I would

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<v Speaker 3>come over, I would be like, you have to shower

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<v Speaker 3>because I can't stand this weird thing you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got going I think no, I think there is something

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<v Speaker 1>to that. I think that like if somebody who drinks

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<v Speaker 1>too much, or I dated a girl that smoked a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of weed and the weed smell never really left her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she tasted like when you would make out, she

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<v Speaker 1>would taste like weed.

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<v Speaker 3>Like cigarette people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay, next one. We got a lot to get to,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's see how we do. I'm so behind on

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast, but I drive for work monthly so I

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<v Speaker 1>can catch up. I know there are things from the

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<v Speaker 1>show I wanted to write in about, but of course

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<v Speaker 1>I never do a note on my phone of topics

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<v Speaker 1>to write in about, so I just I forget. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I do need advice. My bestie and I are going

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<v Speaker 1>to see Usher in a few months. I'm planning on

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<v Speaker 1>looking for reasonably flash restaurants to eat near Target Center

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<v Speaker 1>and go bar grill type, nothing fancy, Alyssa, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you got? I don't know anything about what's near Target Center, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you got?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now I'm blanking it right now. But they're known

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<v Speaker 2>for grape apes. Oh, the loon, that's what it's called.

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<v Speaker 2>The Luon is like literally right next to Target Center.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much. They've got decent like bar food. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>go to the if you're a drinker, you really shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>go to the Loon and not order yourself a grape

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<v Speaker 2>ape shot. That's like what they're known for. But that

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<v Speaker 2>I've had their food before. I like them. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>not like looking for fancy a little bit higher end,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess would be Freehouse, Or you could go to Grays,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like a food hall and it's more of

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, it's like almost like a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>food truck trucks put into one place, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>order a bunch of different stuff, go to different restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>within one vicinity, and that's like kind of food truck pricing.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a good one. I don't know, Bailly, what

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<v Speaker 2>about you.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm looking around it and trying to think, like,

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<v Speaker 3>how many of these places have I actually gone to.

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<v Speaker 3>I think like the Local is kind of a pub

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<v Speaker 3>sort of vibe, and that's cute and that says decent food.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been to Hell's Kitchen, but apparently it's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, Hell's Kitchen, I would say that's time really well.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'm over there, I always just go to the

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<v Speaker 3>place that's right next to the Orpheum, which is like

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<v Speaker 3>an Irish restaurant like Max Max mcdougle or something like that,

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<v Speaker 3>and that food is fine and I eat it and

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<v Speaker 3>it's good. I don't know, I don't really. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>eat a lot of stuff over there because you have

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<v Speaker 3>to pay for parking, so I always go to the

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<v Speaker 3>same places every single time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, next one. I've been listening to you guys for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years now, and the last couple of

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<v Speaker 1>months I've been able to listen to your show the

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<v Speaker 1>whole morning, which is awesome. I love you guys. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I recently started listening to your podcast. It's super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know whether you thought what you thought about

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<v Speaker 1>the blow job and the poop story, because you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>if you hear a story like that and you go, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear stories like that, then let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. But if you think stories like that are

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<v Speaker 1>fun once in a while, let me know. I just

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was fun to kind of spice it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like put a little hot sauce on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want too much, but just a little splash

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<v Speaker 1>of hot spots there's another analogy. My question is how

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<v Speaker 1>did each of you get into your job at the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. It's such a cool job and not many

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<v Speaker 1>people get to do that. My story is very simple.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to school for it in high school. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to school for radio and TV broadcasting and got

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<v Speaker 1>a job working at a religious radio station, then a

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<v Speaker 1>top forty radio station, then a bigger one, than a

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<v Speaker 1>bigger one, and a bigger one. But I got into

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<v Speaker 1>it because I went to school for it, Jenny, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw a tweet when I was in college, like katiewb

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<v Speaker 2>was hiring an intern. So I applied and then I

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<v Speaker 2>got an email from intern John that used to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, and he asked me to come in

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<v Speaker 2>one day. And I was confused, as if because he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>can you be here at five am? And I was

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<v Speaker 2>like sure, like for an interview. He goes like a shadow,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I come in. I immediately started watching another

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<v Speaker 2>intern do work, and that was like me being hired

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<v Speaker 2>as an intern, like I didn't actually do an interview,

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<v Speaker 2>and so basically just from being an intern, I've grown

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<v Speaker 2>from there, and like I did other things in the

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<v Speaker 2>in between, I went and worked into marketing at Canbury Park,

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<v Speaker 2>but I wanted to be in radio. So I worked

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<v Speaker 2>at Citi's ninety seven briefly when they had an opening,

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<v Speaker 2>and then an opening came on Dave show, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I weaseled my way back in over here.

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<v Speaker 1>And Bailey is a different story, because you know it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Bailey's story is way different.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I was in a play ten years ago and

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<v Speaker 3>Dave was in the same play at a different company,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was a fan of the show. Emailed the

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<v Speaker 3>show said would you come see my play and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>come see yours? And he did. Then he started following

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<v Speaker 3>me on Twitter, said I was funny, had me on

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<v Speaker 3>to be a class clown. Dave said, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>of you are so perfect for KATWB and I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>glad Bailey and Vaughan got added to the station. Dave

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<v Speaker 1>sticker a another one. Okay, I'm trying to be a

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<v Speaker 1>from Crystal. Hello, my favorite daytime companions. So glad I

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<v Speaker 1>found you again. As a child growing up in Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 1>I have always known about KATWB. It's been a Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>staple forever, and for good reason. I've come to love

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<v Speaker 1>Your personalities all mixed so well. Today, Jenny, I had

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<v Speaker 1>secondhand in embarrassment for you. I know pumpkin isn't an

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<v Speaker 2>I very much understood what it was. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I was screaming no to Jenny because she was singing

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<v Speaker 1>indeed carve that into a pumpkin, they truly are an artist.

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<v Speaker 1>drive it home. A blumpkin is Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>A blowjob on the toilet while someone's taking a shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, why would anybody think that's a good idea?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. Andrew's like jokingly asked me for

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<v Speaker 2>Very much joking. He's not being serious. But no, I

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<v Speaker 2>know how blumpkin is. And I also said this on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio. Nothing rhymes with apple orchard, which was my topic,

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<v Speaker 2>and nothing rhymes with pumpkin as well either, So blumpkin

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<v Speaker 1>I could think of. It is a funny word. I

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<v Speaker 1>also have to argue that not all personalized plate owners

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<v Speaker 1>are sex maniacts that came up on War of the Roses.

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<v Speaker 1>My grandparents had one as long as I could remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong, but they didn't even share a bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Act empty act empty act, get it me neither. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny, empty act, get it mean either, Ashley. A

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<v Speaker 1>couple of morning shows keep Me Company, you guys, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>than one in Baltimore and one in Michigan. I found

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<v Speaker 1>the iheartradios of the Connection. Yeah, I don't know the company.

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<v Speaker 2>We all use the same texting system as not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was probably all one company. Please play more

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<v Speaker 1>bits that make Bailey lap. It's infectious and made pooh

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<v Speaker 1>story so much better. Maybe we can come full circle

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<v Speaker 1>and hear a pumpkin blumkin blunder. If you had to

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<v Speaker 1>lose one sense, which sense would you lose? Gard? Lick

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<v Speaker 1>That's from Crystal. Okay, let's do that one. Okay, they

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<v Speaker 1>had to lose one sense, would you choose me?

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<v Speaker 2>Smell, hearing, touch, and taste? Taste? Smell for sure?

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<v Speaker 2>taste and smell for me. And definitely, Oh maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>do want to lose taste because then I won't like

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<v Speaker 2>eat so much chocolate and junk food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I don't. I could not smell.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I would really have to think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know for a fact, like I have considered

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<v Speaker 3>would it be worse to be blind or deaf? And

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<v Speaker 3>if those two are on the table. I've like smell,

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of like having smell, and if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have smell, then you don't have taste. Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 3>If they're independent, I do smell, then I would probably

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<v Speaker 3>all the good food, but then eat better.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one, Andrea says, I don't think I've written in before,

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<v Speaker 1>one of your longest listeners. I had to write in

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<v Speaker 1>because I heard y'all mention. The app dinner was Strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Time Left YEP. I signed up. I live

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<v Speaker 1>match you by age and personality based on a survey.

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<v Speaker 1>we all jived so well. And we also went to

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday because Bailey was talking about shuffle dating yes and

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<v Speaker 2>you with people who have similar interests after taking a survey,

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<v Speaker 2>and you go out to dinner with strangers. So that

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<v Speaker 1>All right, one more email. Hello guys, love the show

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<v Speaker 1>and the podcast. Thank you Elliott for listening to both

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<v Speaker 1>the show and the podcast. The other day, I'm eating

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<v Speaker 1>or a squirrel, but I stopped mid toss. Dave Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>somehow came into my thoughts about being a pig and littering,

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<v Speaker 1>and I held onto the crust. It made me wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>that bad, Dave. Thanks for the influence that day and

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<v Speaker 1>the past, depending on where I was. I know I've

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<v Speaker 1>that make me a total slab? Or is that a past?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Elliott. Oh, I don't know. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>thrown an apple core into the woods, well that's unsightly

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<v Speaker 1>and gross. If you were walking out for a walk

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<v Speaker 1>and you're you know, there's a pizza crust laying on

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<v Speaker 1>Throw in your yard? Yeah, I don't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>sidewalk in chan Hassen, and it's like, I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 1>on a sidewalk. Same with your fucking orange peels. I

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<v Speaker 1>go to when I was in guess what grade, sixth grade?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixth grade, Thank you Jenny, Yes, very good. And we

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<v Speaker 1>many people did it, Ryan Show at KDWB dot com,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta wrap it up.