Speaker 1: And then it went right the way through it. Hi,
Speaker 1: welcome back to sharing the card. You're join with me,
Speaker 1: smash b and Mike say, hey, Mike, Hey, Mike, Hey Mike.
Speaker 1: What have you got for his today?
Speaker 2: Mike, Oh, today, I've got a story about a meaty surprise.
Speaker 2: And then I'll be getting all sticky and crafty queens again.
Speaker 1: Mom, come on, and we even have a game to
Speaker 1: play with our Game of the Week. But on screen
Speaker 1: now you can see our social media contact in file
Speaker 1: right there. Just look at the cut TV.
Speaker 2: And as the names of people who have dropped as
Speaker 2: a line on the old Tinternet go along the bottom
Speaker 2: of the screen, we go into the smash Bee and
Speaker 2: the show is.
Speaker 1: Okay. The Harry Potter star Harry Melling who played Dudley Daisy,
Speaker 1: he's in a new movie and a sob, a little
Speaker 1: kinky sob. When Alexander Scar's God.
Speaker 2: He's saying, so you don't be like a submarine, Gran.
Speaker 1: That's like a hidden double meaning. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: what it's giving, Like, oh my god, it's giving the
Speaker 1: kind of vibe and he's with Alexander Scar's guards. It's
Speaker 1: giving hot No look now, yeah, I want to play
Speaker 1: his role. I want to play his role. He's playing
Speaker 1: the subwrit he's playing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's playing.
Speaker 1: And Alexander's like the kinky dom daddy. I'm guessing. I'm
Speaker 1: so gonna watch this move when it comes out. I can't.
Speaker 1: I what's the movie called. The movie is called Pillion.
Speaker 1: I'm going to rush the cinema to say that. What
Speaker 1: about you?
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll rush to the cinema.
Speaker 1: Is it not even cinema? Is it just porn hob
Speaker 1: ex closive. I can imagine it being a porn hob exclusive,
Speaker 1: like an extended cart directors edition. Are you jealous of
Speaker 1: anyone situation by.
Speaker 2: I mean no, because they will actually be doing the
Speaker 2: full act.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's realisma thing, you know, but.
Speaker 2: It doesn't happen Well the same, it's not going to
Speaker 2: be balls deep in him, is he?
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on what they get along to be honest,
Speaker 1: you never know, like balls my flies, sparks might fly
Speaker 1: balls my fly. Who knows. I'm gonna like this movie.
Speaker 1: It's like a biker thing though it's like a queer
Speaker 1: biker movie or something. Okay, so there's leather, leather involved,
Speaker 1: so leather fetches out there. You're gonna love this. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like recurating the Judas music there from Mandy
Speaker 1: Gaga from that When a Motorbike and that would be
Speaker 1: a good idea, lives into Judas break up the movie
Speaker 1: let a musical moment. I'm have that.
Speaker 2: So which change you from a kinky film to a musical?
Speaker 1: I think you do both. Milan rous kind of getting
Speaker 1: both wasn't kinky though, No, just busking sexual. It's like
Speaker 1: an X ray version of Milan Rooms. That'd be gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Cast me. I'll do the music film.
Speaker 2: I think it's already been done.
Speaker 1: Damn, never mind next time?
Speaker 2: So maybe the second one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, put into the revenge sah, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that, love that. So Oka has announced tour
Speaker 1: dates for her new show Dead Inside Fits.
Speaker 2: But she's she's such a lovely, warm hearted and kind.
Speaker 1: She's like a ray of sunshine, never said a bad
Speaker 1: word to anybody. Absolutely angel, gorgeous. She's actually got a sleigh,
Speaker 1: not gonna lie like she's kind of a sleigh. She's
Speaker 1: like a cutting queen, isn't she?
Speaker 2: What I absolutely love is every time you've seen it
Speaker 2: she's been nasty and victim and me yes, but if
Speaker 2: anyone ever needs any help and support.
Speaker 1: Always supports it. I always think that the people that
Speaker 1: are kind of portraying somebody mean are really really nice
Speaker 1: in real life. But people are really nice to the
Speaker 1: public eye. The normally ship's behind the scene, but she's
Speaker 1: coming all over the ukae coming to bell coming to Bellfast,
Speaker 1: coming to Dublin, coming to Glasgow. I think she come
Speaker 1: in to me. It is Newcastle, Edinburgh. I'm a big
Speaker 1: Northern tour is giving. You're gonna see Banker on tour.
Speaker 2: I want to go, but I also don't want to go.
Speaker 1: Why don't you want to go?
Speaker 2: Because sometimes I think I've seen some of the videos
Speaker 2: of some of her tours and stuff and some of
Speaker 2: the comedies a little bit too bit too I get
Speaker 2: and I don't want to go there and be disappointed.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: So I think I might see a sanitized version like
Speaker 2: YouTube or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Netflix, So an FLIC special she'll do, like
Speaker 1: an f special Netflix hash. I don't know she had
Speaker 1: any specials, And do not.
Speaker 2: See the thing where she did the Hurricane Bianca thing.
Speaker 1: I heard of it. I never watched it was special.
Speaker 2: I know it wasn't. It was a movie she did, okay,
Speaker 2: going and being a substitute teacher and dragon.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know it was like a thing. I know
Speaker 1: there was like something like that. Yeah, for sure, next topic,
Speaker 1: allow all powers, for all the diversities.
Speaker 2: She's done. She doesn't like music, she done, she's done. Yes,
Speaker 2: film and stuff.
Speaker 1: Great, well done for her, Well done for doing it, babes.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the movie was a bit ropey. I get
Speaker 2: you a Jane the Queen. We mentioned the last time
Speaker 2: you're on for that. No, that was worse.
Speaker 1: Oh really I liked Agent the Queen too. We want
Speaker 1: to check it out. Yeah, I have lower standards. We're established. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I low standards year by stands for sure, just high
Speaker 1: than mind, which could be scraping the bar.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit.
Speaker 1: Somewhere then, but slays Howard on myanca, still selling out
Speaker 1: showers all these years later, many and many years later, even.
Speaker 2: More years than we thought.
Speaker 1: Joke. Okay, do you want to bank been same age
Speaker 1: as year? No age, you want to go together?
Speaker 2: Yes, we both got the same dinosaur. Before you say anything, I.
Speaker 1: Thought that for sure. Okay, Other it was Kristen steers
Speaker 1: back to sucking blood, and this time from a woman
Speaker 1: as opposed to a man. But of a bye movie
Speaker 1: coming up. It's called Flesh of the Gods. That's what
Speaker 1: it's called. Okay, giving intense movie title name kind of
Speaker 1: sligh though she did the whole straight Twilight. Here we go.
Speaker 1: There's the main stars.
Speaker 2: Who is he?
Speaker 1: Who's the daddy on the right. Who's the other.
Speaker 2: Cost Oscar Isaac?
Speaker 1: So we've got Oscar Isaac, We've got Christian Stewart. It's
Speaker 1: getting hot bisexual vampire movie. I feel like it was
Speaker 1: gonna Silar say this. I think how much I agree,
Speaker 1: and I'm here for her going back to her roots
Speaker 1: for sucking blood. Kind of slight and other things. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: but it's give me like a queer version of Twilight.
Speaker 1: I feel like I like queer version of Twilight. I'm
Speaker 1: not appreciating what she's wearing. What is she wearing? It giving?
Speaker 2: It just looks like a bib.
Speaker 1: It's giving. She's been waged. Singer four, Red Carpet of five.
Speaker 1: She has a busy lie. She gotta get a hussles
Speaker 1: in where she can. I'm not living for the dob
Speaker 1: it's giving like a piece of paper mm hmm on
Speaker 1: her chest. But you know, slave being a bisexual vampire girley.
Speaker 2: You go Christmas Stewart and is this young gentleman going
Speaker 2: to be bisexual tool?
Speaker 1: I hope so he's gorgeous. I hope that both buy
Speaker 1: for the movie because normally I just have like by
Speaker 1: women like movies, not by men like. They have a
Speaker 1: good egal situation, And it's getting representation for all the
Speaker 1: bye girlies out there and boys and laisies.
Speaker 2: I think everybody's a little bit by.
Speaker 1: I think everyone's on those quest spectrum somewhere. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's not quite ready to matter. Yeah, this movie, my
Speaker 1: hubbers get there a little bit quicker. So thanks for
Speaker 1: doing God's work, Christians Stewart man accompanying her.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I love that God's work.
Speaker 1: God's maybe not God's Satan's.
Speaker 2: What's that? What's that phrase that Jesus is love? But
Speaker 2: Satan does that thing you like with this tongue?
Speaker 1: And that's that one.
Speaker 2: So vampire movies. You're a fan of vampire movies.
Speaker 1: I love Twilight? Okay, is that any other vampire movies? Oh,
Speaker 1: Buffy the vampires Layer, that's my favorite show going up
Speaker 1: based a love that show.
Speaker 2: Did you see the movie version?
Speaker 1: There's a movie of Is it worth singing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, that's the movie the Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But
Speaker 2: it's a movie, so it pre the TV show.
Speaker 1: It wasn't, Sarah, No, I didn't say that. Is it good?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 2: It was a thing? Was it?
Speaker 1: Really? Which was better? The TV show the movie?
Speaker 2: You see? The TV show lasted a lot longer.
Speaker 1: It was so iconic, and there was so much happened
Speaker 1: in that, so much, and this was great and all
Speaker 1: gorgeous and hair for it. We Spike got Angel both,
Speaker 1: I've got to the same time. I agree, honestly, any
Speaker 1: third adoptions right there, it's like Xander however else more Yeah, actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll say with the Angel Spike, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Down, my little rabbit hole left. The original movie. It
Speaker 2: came out before the TV show, and it had a
Speaker 2: very quick story arc, so it's a lot more intense. Okay,
Speaker 2: sometimes the TV show was a bit all right, forty
Speaker 2: four minutes, come on, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, we're gonna check out the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should, you should. It's a it's an older movie.
Speaker 2: I thought, saying thing I thought so many said he
Speaker 2: watched it.
Speaker 1: So rude. I do love him really, And that's all
Speaker 1: for Sharber's news this week.
Speaker 2: Really older than dirt. Remember when God's dog was a puppy?
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, smash B. Yeah, always nice to know
Speaker 2: that bo is doing something that's the same as all
Speaker 2: the other stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she says, You're welcome, Mike, but stick around as
Speaker 1: next it's Mike and the Buzz. You're watching you in
Speaker 1: the card with me, smash B and Mike say hey, mikey,
Speaker 1: Now let's go deep into his inner thoughts as it's
Speaker 1: Mike and the Buzz. Oh, you know, thoughts, thoughts whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, The first thing I have to do? What's your
Speaker 2: favorite place to grow up? For food?
Speaker 1: Wagamamas? I love wagamamas?
Speaker 2: Doing your wagon?
Speaker 1: You love bagamamas? What you get?
Speaker 2: I'm a dup, dumberrie kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Oh what is John Biway?
Speaker 2: What is that? It's the rice bowl?
Speaker 1: We think always. I get the noodles, the rama with
Speaker 1: the chili chicken, extra chili oil and a lot of
Speaker 1: it's spoicy.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gone to a place where you do
Speaker 2: it like a hot pots or an Asian hot pop
Speaker 2: um where you get a bowl of stock and you
Speaker 2: put your food.
Speaker 1: In it, and you take your food, and I've never
Speaker 1: put it in myself, and right now, well it sounds
Speaker 1: like cooking. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: It's like a fond idea, okay, fun but fund idea,
Speaker 2: but with meat, and it happens, well, it's the story
Speaker 2: about somebody that got a little bit scared. That is
Speaker 2: what they're calling zombie meat. Happened zombie me, zombie meat.
Speaker 3: And the.
Speaker 2: Worse as they sat down, there was some roal meat
Speaker 2: on there and one of the wings started to crawl
Speaker 2: off the edge of the plate.
Speaker 1: What the actual hell, oh my god? Across Dave the
Speaker 1: video there.
Speaker 2: We're not going to show the video because it's it's
Speaker 2: so which parts which like what that that thing there
Speaker 2: on the far right right that is currently on the far.
Speaker 1: Left, I'd be sick. I wonder what it was? A
Speaker 1: dead chicken?
Speaker 2: It was chicken. What actually happened was it was so
Speaker 2: fresh that it was still warm and they put salt
Speaker 2: on it, which made the nerve endings react and contract set.
Speaker 1: I'm going vegan after that.
Speaker 2: You'll be putting me in your mouth, don't you. So
Speaker 2: what happen was Basically the salt cause that the nerves
Speaker 2: to react, and it contracted and then retracted, which made
Speaker 2: it look like it was moving off the side of
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 1: That's enough for me to never eat. But yeah, that's
Speaker 1: actually by I think I would complain. I would. I
Speaker 1: would be so repulsed, like no, thank you for a
Speaker 1: long time after that, I feel like you'd be fine.
Speaker 1: There could be fine with that if that when you're playing,
Speaker 1: not freaking.
Speaker 2: Out, probably give it a crack on the table. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I have been. I've been in films and things.
Speaker 2: So have family in Australia had a film.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the whole livestock. I'm not down for that.
Speaker 1: I feel terrible and then I will be able to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't okay, took into it's.
Speaker 1: A base if some whatevers off as well well as that.
Speaker 2: Keeping the insides out and stuff.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, it's not from that.
Speaker 2: I'd probably I probably crawling off, pick it up and
Speaker 2: smack it. And I just had to kill this yourself.
Speaker 1: There's two heads of people and as well, and there's
Speaker 1: me in this year and I could not do I
Speaker 1: literally one time turned vegetarium for a month because I
Speaker 1: went to my baby loss and I like chicken wings
Speaker 1: them but they still have the bones and I've never
Speaker 1: seen the bones in them before. But it looked like
Speaker 1: the full kind of rib cage almost. It wasn't a wing.
Speaker 1: It was like a breast. I don't know, but it
Speaker 1: really put me off. And I went vegom for like
Speaker 1: a month, and then I got fat corn, so I
Speaker 1: stopped doing veggie. So yeah, not not endorsed by corn. Honestly,
Speaker 1: they put so much weight off the sausage rolls every day,
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't the corn.
Speaker 1: It was maybe, but I didn't like enough stuff to
Speaker 1: eat all their like caliber food. It was the sausage rolls,
Speaker 1: the corn rolls, but I got so shunky from them
Speaker 1: that I was like, I'm gonna see me. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: missed chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, to stop eating meat, and that moves
Speaker 2: us quite nicely to our next story. Door dash yeahs
Speaker 2: I do. It's like a delivery delivery but in the States, yeah, yeah, Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: this is a story about one lady who basically was
Speaker 2: doing the door dash. She sat in the restaurant waiting
Speaker 2: and those little notifications things like going, oh, it's not
Speaker 2: the second door, it's the third door on the right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the customer.
Speaker 1: Message, I'm just already saying the story, Okay, what the guest.
Speaker 2: So she's there waiting and it little message pops up
Speaker 2: and goes by the way, this order, I am a
Speaker 2: new diister will be answering the door naked.
Speaker 1: Why did it expect that she is crying?
Speaker 3: Did she?
Speaker 2: I bet so she called up the head office when
Speaker 2: I'm not delivering to see some old man's penis.
Speaker 1: There's an old man as well.
Speaker 2: Just wait, she just assumed. And basically she was told, well,
Speaker 2: if you don't want to deliver, that's fine, we'll cancel it.
Speaker 2: But we're going to charge you for the canceled delivery.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing. Door Dash has got a lot
Speaker 2: of feedback because people saying, well, she shouldn't have had
Speaker 2: to experienced in old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly doing a job.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I would have been like, I'm going to leave at
Speaker 1: the door, here's a pictures, but I delivered it. I'm
Speaker 1: going getting my check and leaving. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see your flascid four pe penis like it. That's true, saggy,
Speaker 1: old wrinkley penis That's why I would not want to
Speaker 1: say so poor God, does she actually have to pay back? There?
Speaker 2: I'm having to pay the delivery feebe.
Speaker 1: Let's start like a go fundme ror fundraiser of this
Speaker 1: lady who's got out that much money? Well, you know
Speaker 1: it's the princip's principal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, would you refuse to deliver?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be that bothered personally because I'm just a
Speaker 1: bit more not faced that kind of stuff. But I
Speaker 1: don't think this woman would have to be exposed to
Speaker 1: that kind of start. I think it's unfair. I also
Speaker 1: think right this might be a hypocritical If it's an
Speaker 1: old man, it's just an excuse to mee cock couch.
Speaker 1: I may like I'm a uistist. I think he's just
Speaker 1: an excuse to get his cock out some girl. He's
Speaker 1: doing its food.
Speaker 2: Have you have you ever been on stage or someone
Speaker 2: wrapped it out for you?
Speaker 1: When I've been on stage, then I'm not no. I've
Speaker 1: been big enough to know a chest, so it's not
Speaker 1: been a good enough job. But there's being people backstage.
Speaker 1: I tried to do that, and that's a different story
Speaker 1: for another time.
Speaker 2: But I think we've got plenty of time.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I think that's the next topic.
Speaker 2: And if you've been propositioned by smash me behind Stage
Speaker 2: TV on social media, and that brings us nicely to
Speaker 2: our story of the week. Now. Weather it causes puddles
Speaker 2: in the UK. It can be quite big.
Speaker 1: They can depending who's making you fledger gates you know,
Speaker 1: like water on of course. Yeah, like Chris Hems was
Speaker 1: just walking in a towel and that'd be a big flood.
Speaker 2: Honestly, right, I've been wearing shirts. Well, this is Thames
Speaker 2: Valley Police called to investigate the puddle. Okay, sizeable puddle
Speaker 2: is worth? What's the what's the scariest thing you can
Speaker 2: think would be in a puddle? H let's trust is
Speaker 2: a reflection that would be quite scary. How do you
Speaker 2: feel about crocs?
Speaker 1: Crocodiles? Absolutely? No, I'm human.
Speaker 2: What the hell.
Speaker 1: That's not that's the lake? First off, they're in Florida.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's the British police car. Right, How is
Speaker 2: that just the road?
Speaker 1: It's just there's a how deep that is the croc
Speaker 1: to be in there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That would ship me up.
Speaker 2: Scared so many people that they call this in London, Polesbury.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, scary, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Well, yes, I'd terrified.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you be scared?
Speaker 1: Will you be scared? Well?
Speaker 2: I would be to start with until the simple fact
Speaker 2: is that it's a fake head. It's a plastic head
Speaker 2: that someone's left there as a prank.
Speaker 1: What someone's got too much time on their head? Like,
Speaker 1: what the hell? That would actually shave it? All romans
Speaker 1: saw it and died on the spots. That was a
Speaker 1: crocodile coming together. I say justice for this poor lady.
Speaker 2: What you've just made up?
Speaker 1: I'm an amber person with a real no I feel
Speaker 1: bad for them. Honestly, that would be awful. So someone
Speaker 1: got a fake crocodile head and put it in the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it went? How big is that poodle?
Speaker 1: Like you did?
Speaker 2: And then it went?
Speaker 1: It would be funny, creative, not gonna lie before that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do they know who did it?
Speaker 2: They don't know who did it because they want to
Speaker 2: find out who did it, and then charged them for
Speaker 2: wasting police time. You know what?
Speaker 1: The bigger thing is gonna up there and I just
Speaker 1: get back to Yeah, the world's problem and some fake crocodile.
Speaker 2: Has you know was brilliant.
Speaker 1: That is actually amazing prank idea and I kind of
Speaker 1: love that and it would get me good if I
Speaker 1: walked out on that another panic attack over again. Honestly attack,
Speaker 1: I to a panic attack. I got hospitalized for a attack.
Speaker 2: Why did you get well?
Speaker 3: And thought what?
Speaker 1: I was paralyzed? So that was quite scary because my
Speaker 1: mouth got stuck open and I was like, I'm always
Speaker 1: stuck like that my thing. There's a crossing over this
Speaker 1: weird situation and the uber driver turns around. He's like
Speaker 1: and he's gagged, and he's like, do you have a condition?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what's happening. And I
Speaker 1: was like paralyzed like seven minutes. So I went to
Speaker 1: an a like, oh, you had a panic attack before,
Speaker 1: and I was like it can't be surely I was
Speaker 1: just stressed on a panic attack. I was deriderated a
Speaker 1: bit as well from the alcoholic that before. But you know,
Speaker 1: that's a man of detail manage to tell.
Speaker 2: So in the back of an uber with your mouth
Speaker 2: stuck open, we'ves not the first time this happened.
Speaker 3: We have been.
Speaker 2: That's all from the Buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thank you Mike, and if you see a crock in
Speaker 1: the water or something else, be sure to let us
Speaker 1: now at the cut TV.
Speaker 2: Something else. Probably croc has an issue as a croc.
Speaker 2: If you see that in the water, just phone me.
Speaker 1: I'll be there and j no, no, no, I'm sticking
Speaker 1: around because coming up next, we have a game to
Speaker 1: play in our Game of the Week, welcome back. You're
Speaker 1: watching Chewing the Curd and we're gonna play a little game.
Speaker 1: And this is for the man who once got the
Speaker 1: tiger bomb and Loup confused. It's Mike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a very unsatisfied one.
Speaker 3: Of the week.
Speaker 1: So, as we all know, Mike loves to get gobby.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna play the Gobby Game Show. Mike's gonna
Speaker 1: sing this little song somehow, and I've got to guess
Speaker 1: what it is. So what Mike, Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: she's gagged Mama. Well, now I get what the twist
Speaker 1: is with the Gobby Game Show. I've seen this. I
Speaker 1: think I've seen this film before and I didn't like
Speaker 1: the ending. And co right, I got ihake to go in.
Speaker 3: This way all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, right, but I wore when.
Speaker 3: When I was.
Speaker 1: This way, my lady Gaga extra guy points to me,
Speaker 1: what a baby smash them's not sorry?
Speaker 3: That one? Hello plough the hollow hurt. I think can
Speaker 3: cry a little.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a song. And I also think
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can laugh at that. I
Speaker 1: feel like the sound of it feels offensive. I don't
Speaker 1: have a clue. Can you give me a like a
Speaker 1: sneaky clue from what the hell that song was? Give
Speaker 1: me the hook again? Just the hook, just the course. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got it, I gotta go. I'm Out of Love
Speaker 1: by Anastasia.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 1: I think I was so in shock from the noise
Speaker 1: you're making. At first, I couldn't even process the song.
Speaker 1: Now I'm I'm over. I'm over the shock. Swaller was
Speaker 1: at the gag for the first time.
Speaker 2: You know well, whoa.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I got it. It's strong enough by sure
Speaker 1: points to me, there's a slagh who get the points?
Speaker 1: You get it right? You're me?
Speaker 2: Are you okay? What I'm interested in it the fact
Speaker 2: that every time I played this some people are like,
Speaker 2: I don't idea what it is, no idea what it is?
Speaker 2: And you're getting them all the time. I think it's
Speaker 2: not a me issue.
Speaker 1: I agree. I think it's them being tone deaf kind
Speaker 1: of a share. The econd one was questionable. The others
Speaker 1: I got very well, yeah, you're a musician in the room,
Speaker 1: a real, real musician. Let's go get them. Oh I
Speaker 1: first I thought it was King by all the mears
Speaker 1: and years. Then they went somewhere completely. I didn't, No,
Speaker 1: he should a hook again. Oh you're all got hair?
Speaker 1: Is King by all your Alexander? It's my girls? And
Speaker 1: who do you think you are?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I found a very similar to be fair,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't my fault that world.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well.
Speaker 1: What spinning around? Kylie Minarow? We are eating these up? Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's like what.
Speaker 3: Ha oh, well.
Speaker 1: I got the ending? Is the ending again?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Lost? That sounds like a straight man song. What can
Speaker 1: you give me?
Speaker 3: A Claire.
Speaker 1: A fly girl as far as girl when she become one,
Speaker 1: sing long one and sing the song a uh.
Speaker 3: The flower? I heard.
Speaker 2: O, come father, I think.
Speaker 1: I know, I actually think I know the song. What No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I know the song? What was the song?
Speaker 1: Mash melcy and the song is? I don't you know?
Speaker 1: I don't think I know. You're not gonna lie, don't
Speaker 1: show me, but I don't know. I would have got
Speaker 1: if if you have sung it without a gag in
Speaker 1: your mouth.
Speaker 2: Realist h.
Speaker 1: What was the hot part again?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know the Kylie song of the Carnage. It's another one.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is clail or a fla
Speaker 1: full yours? Okay, and what's the song? I say what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know that one is vibe my my teacup,
Speaker 1: my teake up along with settle my teake up, mh
Speaker 1: my sea cup, oh my ba cup. Well you guess
Speaker 1: my brother's eyes mike.
Speaker 2: Ac my cold keno.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that song. I don't know this.
Speaker 1: That's my new single. Why would you like that? My
Speaker 1: steakup belongs to you? That's true love? Real that a
Speaker 1: slight that one?
Speaker 3: Oh what.
Speaker 1: He does Nothing? The Boy Does Nothing by Alicia Dixon.
Speaker 2: That was SLI. That's kidding.
Speaker 1: I know this Shune Do Love Machine, Bye God Loud. Yes,
Speaker 1: sl was a SLY. I know the chune. I forgot
Speaker 1: it was now by the song. I know the chair
Speaker 1: where it was like taking the start again.
Speaker 3: I know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the song is, but its big
Speaker 1: and strong arms are made of something raw up something
Speaker 1: blob bah blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's getting
Speaker 1: raga battermans. But what's ail song are like is by note,
Speaker 1: But I know what the hell song was going.
Speaker 2: It's what.
Speaker 1: We asked for him. Sounds like a Jesus song. Last
Speaker 1: rough rash for him. Rash put it in, rash put
Speaker 1: it in. Okay, I think I said like, rash put
Speaker 1: it in. I was like, what is this different song?
Speaker 2: But I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Glorying and.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: There was some interesting choicest that. Okay, okay, stick around
Speaker 1: as next as Mike with Crafty Queen's Welcome back to
Speaker 1: chewing the cards and now we're going to beautify our
Speaker 1: homes with something but spoke. It's crafty queens.
Speaker 2: You know when you get a beverage from a hot
Speaker 2: beverage vendor, Yes, but I deliver an iced one, but
Speaker 2: carry on a very stereotypical.
Speaker 1: Madam. That boy has a bar sname.
Speaker 2: When when you buy a hot drink, Now, they come
Speaker 2: with these little cardboard sleeves or brew condoms as I
Speaker 2: like to call them, condoms, condom concurse they put they're
Speaker 2: safe holding.
Speaker 1: Imagine if that was though life size in mind carry,
Speaker 1: I would not safe holding. Yeah, I agree, I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't know the house the minute. They're quite ugly little
Speaker 2: things they are. I don't want to beautify them. I
Speaker 2: agree they need so before the show, I went to
Speaker 2: instilled something from Furbos. Oh dear, some stealing's a thief
Speaker 2: as a thief, it's free. It didn't stop me. It
Speaker 2: was gifted exactly. So what we're going to do is
Speaker 2: we're going to make these into something precious. The first
Speaker 2: thing we need to do is turn them inside out,
Speaker 2: not again. And I had this Elio this way so
Speaker 2: carefully where where the join is. Tear them apart carefully.
Speaker 1: It's not really my strong sale, is it not. But
Speaker 1: here we are. Okay, she's popped open.
Speaker 2: It's gonna do all three of them, all three?
Speaker 1: Why was that such a hard taskle It's like master
Speaker 1: I was like really carefully ripping them apart, like it's
Speaker 1: literally a coffee hornd ones. Okay, kill okay, Kevin rapped out.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now the first thing we're going to do is
Speaker 2: the first one we're going to take, and we're going
Speaker 2: to whether the little You've got a perforation thing. Yes, wait,
Speaker 2: if you fold it, it's a little perforated line. We're
Speaker 2: going to cut it to loan that line along that line,
Speaker 2: along that line. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is the part that says the milk, the decalf
Speaker 1: or that, and then the skip the Q thing. Yep
Speaker 1: about the there's also a section there saying thick, uncut
Speaker 1: and all those kind of things you just don't need.
Speaker 1: So is that my difference not different to yours.
Speaker 2: It's not. Actually you wanted that on both sides, so
Speaker 2: you get a smaller version of this.
Speaker 1: So both sides.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so both sides have got perforation on.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta do you every day? This one says
Speaker 1: something not for them. Papa says, never mind, gordge, she's skinny.
Speaker 2: Now what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 2: fold it, okay, so that it creates a point. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna roll there like a joint, a bit like I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know, not like a joint. I'm gonna roll like
Speaker 2: a sack of money. I don't know. Yeah, they kind
Speaker 2: of want it to be a pointy thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, looking at it, and I want it was
Speaker 1: inside out, the brown on the outside right, okay, yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: once you've done that, Okay, the narrow end you want
Speaker 1: to stick together with a little bit of hot glue.
Speaker 1: We'll be narrow and man's gonna be the unusual shape.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna lie she's but it's fine, so folded
Speaker 1: a bit of a fold yeah right, okay, I got yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in the same part.
Speaker 2: A little bit of glue at the tip, just the tip.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's my foot. I'm going stribbling out. It's my
Speaker 1: first time. Is a glue gun.
Speaker 2: Okay, please be very careful, actually terrified and okay, and
Speaker 2: a little drop.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Waiting for her to dribble out always takes a
Speaker 1: while with these new guys, you know, it's like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: she's dribbled. Okay, and then take the glugan away, okay,
Speaker 1: step away from the glue gun, and then carefully squeeze
Speaker 1: the tip together so you're putting pressure on it.
Speaker 2: Okay. This is gonna take a moment or two to set.
Speaker 3: Is it.
Speaker 1: Okay, the glues in the outside a little bit, that's
Speaker 1: perfectly fine. She's like a messy girl.
Speaker 2: You know, that's okay, as long as you're not touching.
Speaker 2: It's perfectly okay.
Speaker 1: No, I can feel the head, but I am quite
Speaker 1: judging it.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Okay. If you give it a couple of moments,
Speaker 2: it should then just set so you can.
Speaker 1: Like it.
Speaker 2: Should blow it out if you should feel better.
Speaker 1: No one ever said no before it gets bigger. No,
Speaker 1: same size as one of them, you know when I
Speaker 1: was him in this and she's stuck. Okay, I'm a
Speaker 1: crafty queen. Get me on drag race.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now we're gonna put that to one side for
Speaker 2: a minute. That's easy, okay, okay, and then you could
Speaker 2: take another one of your sleeves. Okay, and this one
Speaker 2: we're going to bend over into an archway again.
Speaker 1: Again, my life cons like this, like a little like that,
Speaker 1: but but keeping it flat to the bottom, well I
Speaker 1: can relate to that as well.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keeping it flat on the bottom. Yeah, I need
Speaker 2: to be the all injunctions honestly. Anyway, I go, and
Speaker 2: we're going to glue those two flat sides together.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, right, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Glove the glue.
Speaker 1: Yes, did you glue like on the bottom, and the
Speaker 1: stick that one to that one?
Speaker 2: How if you want to do it. I'm doing it safely.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on art attacks from attack and
Speaker 2: do you remember.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on art attack with a big
Speaker 1: plastic clay faced man and behave him. Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: see what we've got there. I'm just letting her sat.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you should have a big D.
Speaker 1: Hey we hang on. That works well, mine's giving more
Speaker 1: like an an open V to be honest. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: use it that what you will. So she's like that, okay,
Speaker 1: so you should have great don't try this a hand care.
Speaker 2: Okay. So you made that one a little bit wider
Speaker 2: than it needs to be. Needs to be a bit narrow.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you get that in life, babe, because we do
Speaker 2: need we do need a wider one in a moment.
Speaker 1: Anyway ahead, just a little bit ahead, Okay, we'll say
Speaker 1: that for the side, So pop that to one side.
Speaker 2: Then there she goes, and then for you the other one.
Speaker 2: When you glue it together, you want it to be
Speaker 2: the two little flappy bits, yes, covering each other where
Speaker 2: you can. So it's a it's a really tight fit.
Speaker 1: I figured out I'm going to do it. Take it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it's all til and error on
Speaker 2: the inside, not the outside.
Speaker 1: On the inside, so you still want the corrugated stuff
Speaker 1: on the outside.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, right, right, well you do it. You
Speaker 2: do a tighter one, I'll do a looser one.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well you know if the cat there's yeah, honest, man,
Speaker 1: we're all god both alarm.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh spicy, all right, Now, what we're going to do.
Speaker 2: Once you've done that, you're going to put your smaller
Speaker 2: one inside your bigger one.
Speaker 1: We're still on the same show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you carry on smaller side, the big one
Speaker 2: on one side the big one, and then the smallest
Speaker 2: one inside that one, so you're getting like a three
Speaker 2: stage effect, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, smash thanks. Okay, so this is my big one.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what, it's quite a controversial size.
Speaker 1: I don't here, hang on, no, fine, I.
Speaker 2: Could only fit one way, right.
Speaker 1: I have put them all inside each other.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then if you pop a little bit of
Speaker 2: glue in as well, I'll help to fix them. Okay
Speaker 2: with them all it's just such a glue, just a
Speaker 2: whole okay, and don't big clue in there as well.
Speaker 1: I didn't pass DT you know in school. Design technology.
Speaker 1: Is that what you called it, which was just called
Speaker 1: making houses, I was called an arc craft. Was that
Speaker 1: he was like things like chopping up wood, making at
Speaker 1: boring metallic stuff. I wasn't meant for that life.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh, we did three D designs as well.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's like simla. So I'm gonna just there, oh
Speaker 1: ship right, Okay, she's a big blob this one.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 1: I could use that the whole time. I could.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's oh, I don't once you said that. You've
Speaker 2: got some googly eyes. I do, and you just want
Speaker 2: to stick those onto the smallest end.
Speaker 1: Oh, yours comes out as it goes along. Mine is
Speaker 1: giving like a pennini with every with everything very neatly
Speaker 1: sandwiched inside of Okay, well, you know it's fine.
Speaker 2: You also makes sense in it in a different way.
Speaker 1: Mine, mine, Yes, mine's giving an alternative to a flashlight. Okay,
Speaker 1: but maybe in cordboard terms, you know. Okay, let's do
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: I suggest popping a bigger blood of blue one, a
Speaker 2: big blobber glare. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, okay. The stein that's coming off it is,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how many sad girl? Please okay, Jesus Christ, right,
Speaker 1: norm got it. Now they are one's lazy, but that
Speaker 1: happens in life, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So now with your pen, yes, yeah, on the
Speaker 2: back of your creation. Yeah, just drust some little lines.
Speaker 1: Little lines on the back meaning not the front of
Speaker 1: the eyes are so on.
Speaker 2: On the top bit, the top bit, okay, and the
Speaker 2: pros the lines are just less is more, so you
Speaker 2: don't need to fill it with lines, you know, calling
Speaker 2: it in. Okay, So it's giving her time once you've finished. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've made a beautiful little hedgehog.
Speaker 1: Oh way, okay, Well yours is a hedgehog. Mine mine's
Speaker 1: giving gobby flashlight, but made a cardboard.
Speaker 2: What do we think?
Speaker 1: Could I get a job as like an art teacher?
Speaker 2: Or I think you could do whatever you wanted to do.
Speaker 2: But if you can't get any pain, any vision or
Speaker 2: anything in between, remember you can be a crafty queen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I have a hedgehog.
Speaker 1: You do have a hedgehog? Do you have a.
Speaker 2: Choice?
Speaker 1: I believe I don't know what we call this, but
Speaker 1: I feel like there's always one other sister and one
Speaker 1: hot one. So I'm happy to be the ugly sister
Speaker 1: in the situation. You know, well maybe not sister, maybe,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I can say that. I answer,
Speaker 1: I can't say that. It's cut it out. It's giving mess.
Speaker 3: But you know what.
Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like you should be going
Speaker 2: and I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like, Yeah, it's gobby. She's a gobby girl.
Speaker 1: She's the one that's always gonna speak of mind out
Speaker 1: of the chair. You know, she's like, get things done.
Speaker 1: She's giving, but lesbian. The other one's giving like pretty dainty,
Speaker 1: like you know, keep thinking me quiet. I got the
Speaker 1: gobby one.
Speaker 2: Well, that's almost the end of the show. Remember to
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Speaker 1: Thank you for watching, and we'll see you sound. I
Speaker 1: think you could use this in a good situation.
Speaker 2: He could not use anything in a good situation.