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and Joe says that no. Joy Joy says that she

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fears the Jen and Luke might have.

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Speaker 1: I fear I fear there are crumb on this shoots.

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Speaker 3: Hi Helan, Welcome to bad TV.

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Speaker 1: I'm Dylan.

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Speaker 2: That is Patrick, permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: What you said? Did you get yourself a Stanley?

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Speaker 2: Yea, Uh, it's actually Elliott's.

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Speaker 1: Are you drinking water? Now?

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Speaker 2: It's gatorade?

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Speaker 1: Okay, because I was blown away that you were drinking water.

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I don't think I've ever seen you drink water.

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Speaker 1: What it's a Gatorade zero? I'm assuming gatorade zero. You

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would not gatorade. That's some much sugar. I don't think

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you'd touch that stuffummy, it would hurt your tummy. Yeah.

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The fucking gallons of aspartame a day do not hurt

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your time.

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Speaker 2: I am fine a fake Sugardylli.

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Speaker 1: You are a new species of man. Calen your share

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as well, Pat, Yes, great, episode of In the City

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that we just dropped a Patreon dot com. Yes, Slatch

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another podcast network, as well as APS, which.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so on this APS, I discussed essentially my week

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Speaker 2: That's right. Uh, be careful what you wish for when

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you support these documents entries, because while that doc did

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the right thing, which is we should not entrap large

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mammals with intelligence and make them do backflips and such,

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you certainly do ruin a good thing.

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Speaker 1: Why you ruin the imagination in the childhood of millions

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right now?

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Speaker 2: It's an institution of learning which is burrying.

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Speaker 3: Are there rides at SeaWorld?

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if I want to go to on rides, I would

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have just gone to Disneyland, but I drove three and

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Speaker 1: Well, there are less surero eating turkey leg monsters at

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SeaWorld than there are at Disney.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, there's lots of turkey leg stands and as

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Galen had warned me, a Marguerita booth every fifteen feet

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to remind you to just get drunk because you're going

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to be sad. Otherwise, SeaWorld sucks, and I'll talk about

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it on APS. The other thing I'm going to talk

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Beach Boys and some of these legacy bands with very

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the the expectation that they'll sing like they did when

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Speaker 1: No, no, no Saturdays. Agn But yeah, so we'll talk

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Speaker 2: Thinking about good fine gray shuns. I had to cover

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my daughter's eyes because I didn't want to see it

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, No, it's not Halloween yet. It's July fourth,

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all of that. Pat Yes, what'd you think of this episode?

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one of their worst characteristics that they have is impulse control.

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another sea rat, and within twenty four hours he thinks

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that he is going to end that relationship and take

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find this. It's the it's the video of Catherine Zida

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he her you can beat me? Now?

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tongue cancer. That's a good way to get cancer. Hey,

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with someone and then dump that person when he gets

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the ickys, and then why not give it a week?

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impulse control that he needs to end this relationship and

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then immediately find love with joy Boy and then this

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prick I'm speaking of Luke. I want to defend Jen here.

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Speaker 2: All right? How dare Jen?

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and he panics because he's got to switch the show.

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she says, hey, you entered my vrgina last night, and

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Speaker 1: Who are you?

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Speaker 2: Her words? Not mine?

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when you are allowed to entry into the eden of

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a woman, there are certain things that you're responsible for,

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but not not in an ecosystem of c ratdom, those

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rules are do not apply the throne to the waters.

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and he's already like giving her the cold shoulder. I

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to treat her like she's the crazy one. Yeah, he's

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the dick, and we should not side with that type

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Speaker 2: No, but she reminds me of a few of those.

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they had sex. I think it's fair for her to

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be in her mind where she was, although she did

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lick a little cuckoo, staying up till three in the

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morning for him to wake up for that shift.

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Speaker 2: Love the episode. Fourteen nods.

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Speaker 1: So there is a come on the sheets of a

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manager a boss this episode. That's something that we've never

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seen before. We've never seen a subordinate come on his

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boss's sheets and the most fascinating thing, and we'll break

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down the entire thing is the lethargy, an apathy that

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is dispatched to remedy this very problematic situation, a situation

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that could lead to one hulking, giant, dick faced Luke

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getting fired next week.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you something. You come in my bed, you

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better get it off, uh or you're fucking fire right,

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sound of a bit.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not happy that you climaxed in my bed.

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I'm not happy that you shot your froth on my sheets.

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the washer and make it snappy, one hundred pots. This

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episode was incredible. Let me tell you something not to

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mention Game of Throne stuff. I loved this episode. These

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people are my kind of people, not the sea rats,

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Speaker 2: I agree. Yeah, one thought about Nate as I felt

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for him because bride Jizz has a very unique type

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of texture texture, and if you sleep on it, and

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not saying person with personal experience, but I would gather

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it's like someone ate cookies on your bed, you know,

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and you're sleeping on it cheese. It's yeah, it's unpleasant.

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Speaker 1: With someone doing paper mache in my bed. No, it's

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actually come I thought it was. That makes so much

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sense I'd kill him. Yeah, there was a three old,

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three day old. Elmer's kind of quality to it.

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Speaker 2: And the apathy, as you mentioned, speaks to both sea rats. Yeah,

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for sure, neither one is to blame less or more.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen those sheets come through. Well, take care

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of it. Then there's come on them. It's like a

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firefighter going, I'll look at there's a cat up in

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that tree. Get a ladder. What are you doing? Your

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on them. A sheets have come, you have to clean Caylen,

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how many pots do you give the episode? Don't give

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it ninety nine and don't give it one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Can I start us off?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the night wind's down, we got Coop and Cat.

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Joe's taking over a new leaf. He's not gonna be

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the pig we've seen in past seasons. He's gonna take

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it slow. That's funny, right, and try and figure out

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where they are because he's moved too fast in the past.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a ton of sea ruts are slamming and banging right.

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Speaker 2: Now, right now, you can hear it, and that's you know.

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and they're doing their thing. Now. I've been in a

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number of romantic entanglements in the past.

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Speaker 1: Let's do this. Let's hold off on the sting until

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because I saw you look over at him.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I wasn't gonna play that, Okay, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Gonna We're gonna hold off. Yes, well, the levees will

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break at some point because no, I was trying to.

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Speaker 2: Connect with him, because I know he's been in a

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not me.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, well call me crazy. But when your partner

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swears you to secrecy immediately following a nut busting, I

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think you're you might be getting off on the wrong foot.

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Speaker 1: The kids call it a red flag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, that was that was awesome. Can

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you die with that secret? Oh? I didn't know it

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is a secret it is. Can you die with it?

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Speaker 2: Can you not mention that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Who said chivalry is dead?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Chival chivalry? Chivalry now to be fair to Luke, this

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was an attempt of kindness to make sure that she

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Speaker 1: Okay, so right, this is my thing. And and yes

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we as as girl dads, we implore men to be better.

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Speaker 2: Right, But there's worse things than second Dylan, like being

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treated like a fucking leper.

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Speaker 1: Right, uh huh?

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Speaker 2: Like what he essentially turns her into for the following

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Speaker 1: On that boat. Oh yeah, I mean he he essentially

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she she transforms from a flashlight into someone who needs

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to be inoculated. It's really disgusting how he's treating her.

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he plays with himself where he goes, she is really

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coming on, you know, let's let's do this, and maybe

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you know, one part of you goes, oh, we're going

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to alleviate it, and then the demon who's really taking

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over goes you're not trying to alleviate anything. You're just

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trying to come. But there is a little bit of like,

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my god, she really wants to have sex.

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Speaker 2: I think, okay, So as I do as a mature adult,

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as I became later on in my life, as you know,

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I was a man whore.

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Speaker 1: You start just a whore.

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Speaker 2: Well, you start doing the math, and you start going like, that's.

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Speaker 3: A long dh that's bad mathgo.

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Speaker 2: So you start going like, is this really I don't

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want to hurt her feelings? Because I really I would

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just like to have sex with her and never speak

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to her again. And then you're mature enough to go

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no thanks, right right, because then we're going to wake

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up the next morning, and then we're gonna have to

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go to breakfast well and wake.

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Speaker 1: Up the next morning. They do, and as any good

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male sea rat deckhand would after climaxing, he says, get

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out of my bed now, now he he will. She

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said that she didn't want to be in the bed

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because she doesn't want to be next to men's sweating.

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But she gets in the bottom bunk.

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Speaker 2: This is so sad.

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Speaker 1: It's incredibly sad. I'm not going to compare this to

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any behaviors that happen at truck stops. But it did

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remind me of Shenanigan's at truck stops. Okay, you get

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some sleep. I know you've had a nineteen hour shift

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contain what I said. I don't need to get into it.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, there is a right side to this.

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The next morning, well, there's will reconnect again in the

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boss's bunk. You get a hand job and Jackson Pollock,

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that motherfucker with his wang.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, I will see you tomorrow morning for

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a hand drub and my boss's bed. Now Cooper wakes,

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and here's the guttural sounds of less than come from

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inside Nathan and Luke's bunk, and countdown here begins. We've

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we've got a Jack Bauer kind of situation here where

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not only did Luke at a hand job on his

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boss's bed, but he came all over the sheets. So

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beep beep, he is coming back to the bow. Okay, Now, this,

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this version of twenty four would be like if Jack

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Bower was.

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Speaker 2: Four squares, right, So we're gonna have one of the

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squares will just be staring at said as you've refer

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to multiple times, the I will call it a packer juice.

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Speaker 1: That's so much better. That's so much better than come.

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Speaker 2: Baby batter.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and call it come.

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So there's coming these sheets. But but let's get back

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to Jack Bauer. But let's approach twenty four hours. We're

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twenty four with the apathy of the Sea rats. So

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Jack Bower is told by Marylyn race Cup that there

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are gie hottists aiming to destroy the city. Now, what

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does Jack Bauer do if he's Luke and or Jen.

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First goes and gets a turkey sandwich from Jersey mics.

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It's a long line, but he's hungry. Okay, So that's

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gonna eat about an hour, then a car wash vinegar.

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It smells like kettle cooked potato chips. So we're gonna

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go to the car wash. Then we're just gonna get

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to a point where millions are dead. That's what's going

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to happen with these two. Luke's going to get fired

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because he just for some reason does not care. These

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are self sabotage.

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Speaker 2: Want him to get fired for this because I want

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him to have to explain this at his next job interview.

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Look great to have you in here. Everything looks great

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on your TV, but it does say for undisclosed reasons

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you you were terminate at at your last job. Not Look,

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I don't want to make a big thing out of this,

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but because this is so gray. Could you please explain,

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you know, why did you get fired?

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Speaker 1: Dude? Do you want me to be Luke?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, I wasn't ready. Let me just get

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into character really quickly. Yeah, there were there were a

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lot of egos on board. I felt like the boats

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and didn't really what wasn't prepared for the station. So

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I actually left. I left the boat. You left?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you didn't come on your boss's sheets. I

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don't know what.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about. I told you that there. I mentioned

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the egos I did. You're correct, I left out the

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fact that I did. I climaxed on my boss's sheets.

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Speaker 2: Hey, dude, I don't want to tell you how to come.

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Thank you, but uh you never think of I don't know,

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throwing those sheets in the washer?

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Speaker 1: Well, I did think about it. I thought about it

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for about twenty four hours. It was a big tug

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of war in my mind do I do I not?

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And then the interview goes, do you or do you not?

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Clean the com off of your bosses? She she thought

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about that for twenty four hours. My god, you're hired. Wow? Okay,

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all right, so let's move on to the fourth minute

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of the show.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, yeah, where are we?

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Speaker 1: Well? Can I say? Jen does not have any urgency either.

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She's no, she's hold up in the top bunk.

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Speaker 2: With wearing sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just got fucked up in yeah yeah. Yeah.

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She might as well have been smoking a cigarette, and

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Joe says that no. Joe Joy says that she fears

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that Jen and Luke might have kissed last night. I

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fear worse. I fear there are sheets. No.

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Speaker 2: Actually, for the lack of any caring. If it were

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not for the lack of caring, your dirty socks and

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his fucking baby, Pace would have been mixing it up

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in the spin cycle right now.

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Speaker 1: Right right exactly, That's where it went. Yeah, but there

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would have been enough to detergent, if not enough deturged. Yeah, exactly.

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So Luke told Jen to keep her mouth shut. This

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is not something that she actually does. Mere half hours

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after she has stroked Luke onto Nathan's bed, she tells Kat, Hey,

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well we had sex last night.

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Speaker 2: That's what women do. They they're actually worse than us.

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Speaker 1: Men do it too. If Jen told Luke to not

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tell anybody, first thing he would have done is gone

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to Joe and go, hey, last night smell that's not okay?

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Speaker 2: All right, all right? She did do graphic detail though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got the Jennifer COOLi shades on. She's smoking

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a Virginia slimb. Also telling war stories.

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Speaker 2: Also, when asked how was it, she went, yeah, isn't

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that funny?

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Speaker 1: I feel like the prettiest people are always the worst

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in bed. He's got such a good body. I feel

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like he just fucking hammer dicks. And it's like, maybe

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pay attention to what her body's telling you. That's right,

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don't just hulk mania her vaginal cavity, you know, because

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there's a time and a place for that.

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Speaker 2: But hey, get in the comments. When old old Patty

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used to have this habit like having sex, Like if

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you had just asked like, hey, if you do it

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the right way and the right moment, you ask like, hey,

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is there something I can do?

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Speaker 1: Or that?

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that? How do you

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do that?

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Speaker 2: I used to do it all the time, you ask

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I would be like, as we're like working each other over, Yeah,

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you like this is this cool?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And they'll tell you some of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you think there's a cool hand, Luke, way to

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pull that off?

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Speaker 2: Well, I used to do it. I don't remember because

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it's been so goddamn long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're pretty drunk too, that's true. What happens to that?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: So then uh Nate returns and Jen and Luke I

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guess they don't attend to those sheets. And then Coop

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asked Nate if he has permission to go on a

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date with Cat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Nathan's like, yeah, for sure, that's great.

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Speaker 2: And then we have red fried sheet made.

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Speaker 1: The thrones people with Pat.

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Speaker 2: He looks like a pat, big round, red fucking face,

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looks like a pumpkin. You don't want to sit behind

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that guy at a concert, you know?

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Speaker 1: Oh god? You know when you sit behind certain people

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at events and it's like, I understand that there's not

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a lot you can do, but there's an air of

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remorse that I'd like you to have, And there's certain

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hulking It's usually it's men. I just got hulking idiots

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that are just standing up or sitting down and there's

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no effort to slink or at all. You're just like,

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what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Look? My height offers me so many advantages in life, yeah,

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that at a concert or something where I'm blocking someone.

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That's one small thing that I can give to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so conscious of it, because you know, you

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just should be conscious. Pretend it's a city, right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'll look behind me whenever I'm sitting down at the

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movies or something. If I see like a little kid

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behind me or something, I'll last to switch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you want to swim to see. Yeah, we're good people, Kaitlyn,

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You're you're you don't have that problem because you're interesting.

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Thing about Kaylin he's not legally a midget, but he

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is five foot one, so that's that's a cool thing

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about Kaylen. Game of Thrones, I think I'm gonna do

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a rewatch. I think I've had enough distance from Don't

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get me wrong, I'll never watch season six or seven ever.

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Speaker 2: Blasphemy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll probably stop at four. But I love Game

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of Thrones people. I think that these people, you know,

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while some of them are fucking posers.

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Speaker 2: They were they didn't even know the names of some.

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Speaker 1: Of the count Veris the bald guy, get the fuck

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out of here. But Croatia dubrevnik Is is the two

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to Game of Thrones people. What New Zealand is to

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Lord of the Rings fans, you know, so I would

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say that if you're going to Croatia, you know, definitely

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00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,559
do this. Now, we'll come to find out that the

470
00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:49,279
walking Tour of Game of Thrones through Dubrevnik will be

471
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,880
hosted and helmed inn mceed by Cat, which is a

472
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,640
little crazy, but that's fine.

473
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: You know, she had a map quest in some pictures

474
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,559
of the buildings with a little uh yeah, little. I mean,

475
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:03,400
I'd argue they could have done that on their own.

476
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,559
Speaker 1: I was just about to argue that before you argue it.

477
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:08,960
So but anyways they want.

478
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,039
Speaker 2: You'd be very unhappy to know that the last Jedi,

479
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,440
the Casino Planet whatever, that fucking piece of shit movie

480
00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,440
scene was also filmed in the same city.

481
00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: You remember that they went to a casino planet. There

482
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,759
were diamond foxes. Benizio del Toro was a good guy

483
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:32,960
and he was a bad guy. And he was a

484
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,440
good guy and he was a bad guy. Oh my god.

485
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,759
Speaker 2: Jennifer Anderson's ex husband was in a scene for two

486
00:26:40,839 --> 00:26:41,720
seconds wearing a.

487
00:26:41,799 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: Pin, smoking some lay. He was like a madame or something.

488
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:51,839
What a fucking dog shit movie. I can't get it out.

489
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,359
Of my craws.

490
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:52,799
Speaker 2: I can't.

491
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: There's no amount of therapy I could go through that

492
00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:58,279
could allow me to ease the hatred I have for

493
00:26:58,319 --> 00:26:59,359
that film and that man.

494
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,519
Speaker 2: My daughter and I watched Return of the Jedi last

495
00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:04,559
night two nights go sorry, and I've come to.

496
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: This awakening epiphany. It's a bad movie.

497
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 2: No, it's how are you going to outdo three of

498
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,839
the greatest movies that have ever been done? Talking about

499
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,039
I'm talking about a New Hope and Part strikes back

500
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:26,160
in Return of the Jedi. They're perfect? Just leave it alone.

501
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,000
Nothing else.

502
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,079
Speaker 1: You watched Return of the Jedi? I did, so how

503
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,839
how are you going to out to the two?

504
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,759
Speaker 2: I'm no, I'm saying those three movies are perfect. Don't

505
00:27:36,759 --> 00:27:40,960
make any more other shit after that. Nothing is ever

506
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,079
going to be as epic or as good as those

507
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,039
So stop it.

508
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, do we have crickets in here? Sounds

509
00:27:49,759 --> 00:27:49,960
like it.

510
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,559
Speaker 2: Well that probably sayings shut up about Star Wars.

511
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,839
Speaker 1: Thank you crickets. You're one hundred percent right, because you

512
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:57,400
know what I was about to do. I was about

513
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,720
to make the case. Listen on this show. I was

514
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:03,240
about to start talking about we have crickets in here.

515
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,680
That's how many people are listening to this conversation.

516
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,039
Speaker 2: All right, all right, So the boat gets turned around

517
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,480
and Joy and Luke chat.

518
00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: Is it not on the YouTube? Are you pulling up

519
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,400
a sound bed of crickets?

520
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,079
Speaker 2: No, it's in here.

521
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,599
Speaker 1: It's getting God.

522
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 2: Hopefully the audience doesn't hear it.

523
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: Oh, they definitely hear it. That's crazy, that's crazy. Well hopefully.

524
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: Hey, let's let's let's keep it going.

525
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,279
Speaker 1: Let's keep it going. And this is a sound bed.

526
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,319
We will kill the cricket parables of bad luck. Fuck off.

527
00:28:38,359 --> 00:28:41,240
We will kill this thing, but for now, until it's

528
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:45,599
it meets its demise. Treat it like a call map,

529
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:47,039
like you're going to bed or something.

530
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:52,119
Speaker 2: That's right, all right, The boat gets turned around. Joy

531
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,920
and Luke chat and he describes his night to her

532
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,200
as absolutely miserable.

533
00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:58,599
Speaker 1: Do we need to kill this thing now?

534
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 2: It's good luck trying to do I remember we tried

535
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,720
to do that the first night we got in this studio.

536
00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:05,079
There was a cricket in here. We were climbing on ladders,

537
00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:06,440
spraying bug spray everywhere.

538
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:09,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I took about a year off our lives.

539
00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:12,599
It definitely did. Yeah, fucking Jim Andy, have fun for now.

540
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,400
We will find you bitch, all right. Okay, So Luke

541
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:18,680
is not doing well with Joy. She's gone full French Nazi, that's.

542
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:21,359
Speaker 2: Right, yes, And she asked him how the night was

543
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,160
and he said it was absolutely miserable. And hand jobs

544
00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:30,279
are like pizza. There's no such thing as a.

545
00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:32,279
Speaker 1: Bad hand job. There are.

546
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:38,519
Speaker 2: But well, unless the girl has no fingers Patrick, even

547
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,559
then it's just sad. It's not miserable.

548
00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: My god, he flagged that. Please, let's get to Cooper

549
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,160
Dawson's rules of dating.

550
00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:53,559
Speaker 2: I'll help him out here.

551
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: Okay, what an idiot. I hate to say it, but

552
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,720
I think gone of the day is the Southern gentleman

553
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,279
because it's like, you can kiss me on the first date.

554
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,400
It's fine, which he does, but you know, come on, yeah,

555
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:15,240
I help him out.

556
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna help him out.

557
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

558
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,519
Speaker 2: First off, you know, I actually agree with the first

559
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:20,480
you got to pay on the first date, pay the.

560
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,079
Speaker 1: First three dates.

561
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 2: You have to pay for the dates, and then also

562
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:25,920
you know, open the doors and stuff like that. But

563
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,440
she's gonna be really disappointed after like six months when

564
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,920
you're not doing that anymore, because we stop doing that

565
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,680
probably after well, honestly, after we have sex with you

566
00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:36,759
like six times or something.

567
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I mean to quote Rick Glassman, you know,

568
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,759
can you do it? You can't? Then do it?

569
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: Just open the door the girl should, right, Yeah, yeah,

570
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,839
it's a nice thing to do. It is win her

571
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,880
heart and stop doing it. To be fair, they stop

572
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,640
doing stuff too.

573
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: We all right, My wife ordered a salad the first

574
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,160
time we ever, we ever went out to dinner we

575
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:12,359
got back from Italy. You know what, We ordered Mexican pizzas,

576
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:17,279
a great deal of them. And that's the beautiful thing

577
00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:21,400
about growing into a relationship with somebody you don't have

578
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:25,480
to put on airs. Now, the Mexican pizza is better

579
00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:28,920
than the salad you got from Hugos with green goddess dressing.

580
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,640
Get out of here.

581
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: Why are we putting on that facade? Oh wait, it's

582
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:36,839
because we want to be attractive. And then we fall

583
00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:39,160
in love and then we say, you know what, I

584
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,480
don't care what you think about me.

585
00:31:41,079 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's love. And then you hit a wall and

586
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,119
you go, I think we should start caring about what

587
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,960
the other person thinks about the other person. Again, you go,

588
00:31:49,519 --> 00:31:55,599
I agree, because you're just forwarding openly. We have to talk.

589
00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:58,039
Speaker 2: About this, all right, okay, all right, date night, all right,

590
00:31:58,079 --> 00:32:01,039
So always be a gentleman, open door, the second roul,

591
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,839
no kissing or whatever would a loser. You absolutely can

592
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,440
kiss on the first aid. I know you can probably

593
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,039
get to third base. That's totally cool. And then, uh, meanwhile,

594
00:32:10,079 --> 00:32:12,640
Lou calls his mom because you know, he's caught in

595
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,240
that triangle or something, and.

596
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: Fuck boys always call their moms.

597
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna get to that because what is that?

598
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:20,279
Speaker 1: All right?

599
00:32:20,319 --> 00:32:23,359
Speaker 2: Because we get some sa rat history here though. Yeah, okay,

600
00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:26,640
everybody strap in. I hope we're all sitting down. See

601
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,680
your at history. His father took off when he was five.

602
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,240
Wow are we all done? Oh?

603
00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 3: You been a dollar?

604
00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:38,119
Speaker 1: Wow? Oh my god.

605
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was raised by his mother, which is this

606
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,079
is the crazy thing. So his dad was clearly a

607
00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:47,480
piece of ship, and now the absence of the father

608
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:51,640
actually creates another male piece of ship.

609
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:57,119
Speaker 1: Yes, it does. It's really it's it's a really sad cycle,

610
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:03,079
you know. Not not to quote again the disgrace Luisy K.

611
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,839
But I just watched a special and it's so funny.

612
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:08,359
But he talks about his father, uh, not feeling like it,

613
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:12,279
and there are so many dads out there that have children,

614
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:19,119
and then they just go, yeah, I don't, nah, I

615
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,440
don't really, I'm out of here. It sounds like it's

616
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,880
like it's not someone asking you to help them move.

617
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,279
It's actually a human that you created. Now, so you

618
00:33:29,359 --> 00:33:32,599
can't you can't go nah, I'll actually I'll hit you

619
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,039
up later.

620
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: It is. It's funny because it is kind of done nonchalantly,

621
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:41,119
with that same kind of you know I yeah, Like

622
00:33:42,039 --> 00:33:43,480
you can be sitting at a bar with a guy

623
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:46,519
and you're like, uh, you got you have a kid? Off,

624
00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:50,119
I got, I got three? Where are they? They're living

625
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,799
in Arizona. Oh, but we're in North Dakota.

626
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,119
Speaker 1: We are, we are. Yeah.

627
00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: I wasn't getting along with the mother and I was

628
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,960
like she's a bitch. And then the other dude's like cool, yeah, no,

629
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,840
Like people should be like, that's fucked up, man, right

630
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:11,199
right right? We don't or we didn't, and now I

631
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,119
hopefully we do.

632
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're trying to get better.

633
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, those two little qtis have just like the best

634
00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:19,639
date ever.

635
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,559
Speaker 1: I know. These two are so adorable.

636
00:34:21,599 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 2: Now can I jump in here? I'll move us along

637
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,679
a little faster. Meanwhile, later Nate lays on those soiled linens.

638
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: Yes he does.

639
00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:34,039
Speaker 2: Okay, Now I'm personally offended by this. I believe it's

640
00:34:34,119 --> 00:34:38,760
both Luke and Jen's responsibility and the fact that they

641
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,159
neglected their duties to ensure that this would be cleaned

642
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,000
is on both of them. Yes, Jesse on another man's

643
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:51,440
sleeping quarters and brushing it off is it's it's It's

644
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,960
not like dropping loose change on the man's bed.

645
00:34:54,079 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: It's no. This is a carnal kind of atavastic i'mordial

646
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,239
call back to a power struggle between men. This is

647
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:10,719
something that hunter gatherer tribes would do. This is such

648
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:19,480
an egregious affront to another man that it can only

649
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:24,400
be met with termination. But it makes me think of

650
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:31,159
Nate being a dad right now. One there's Gail texts

651
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:34,280
him that this is so hard, and I simply cannot

652
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,960
fucking believe that Gail is here with this kid by herself.

653
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,480
It's impossible. It's so hard to do by yourself. But

654
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:48,199
Nate is going back. I would imagine he's not just

655
00:35:48,599 --> 00:35:50,079
catching z's all night.

656
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:54,679
Speaker 2: No, you had a little fun, Heaven's no oh.

657
00:35:56,679 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no, no no.

658
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:02,159
Speaker 2: I try to have sex with my wife like a

659
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:03,760
year after and she hit me in over the head

660
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,519
with a fucking frying pan. What are you talking about?

661
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,639
Speaker 1: I love the viagra story so much. What are you doing?

662
00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:09,599
I'm ordering viagra.

663
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,119
Speaker 2: That's where we are.

664
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh wow, what a desolate place we are in.

665
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,199
Well I'll get better, I hope. I'll just keep my

666
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,320
thumb in the air, so I hope somebody picks me up.

667
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,519
Speaker 2: Look, dyl, I'm happy to report three years after that, Yeah,

668
00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:28,719
we are in a good place.

669
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:35,079
Speaker 1: Yep. Listen, the soldiers on the Eastern Front were not

670
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:38,920
in those trenches forever hearing the cries of the people

671
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,880
that they had bayonetted. You move on. The wounds never heal,

672
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:49,800
but you move on. Nate is taking care of this

673
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,760
child because his wife is not sleeping ever. She is

674
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,280
on always and she's dealing with a infant on her own.

675
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,000
So when he gets there, he's probably lending a helping hand.

676
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,519
He's probably up at three o'clock in the morning. Now

677
00:37:07,679 --> 00:37:11,760
you can see the level of fatigue and carelessness in

678
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:16,719
Nate when he operates heavy machinery, just does anything around

679
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,199
the boat. But this moment where I don't know what

680
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:29,079
the lighting situation is. If another man came on my bed,

681
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,199
as we mentioned, there is an arts and crafts kind

682
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:40,880
of quality to the new addition to these sheets, you

683
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:47,079
would see it. It wouldn't just completely blend in to

684
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:50,320
the thread count. You would see a little change in

685
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,480
the patterning. Now, perhaps we can give him a little

686
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:57,719
bit of grace because he's tired and he didn't see it.

687
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,199
Maybe slow lighting. But when you get into that bed

688
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:06,559
with your hasty British body with a fucking eagle tattoo

689
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:10,039
to grade your jest or whatever it is, and you

690
00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:13,880
don't feel that you need to catch some more disease, yeah,

691
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:16,360
thank god for uh.

692
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,559
Speaker 2: I guess it's a is exhaustion.

693
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,679
Speaker 1: So Jen's got a big fucking mouth. She said she

694
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,280
would clean the sheets, and she never did, and we

695
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,079
waked the next day. I'm confused about whose responsibility this was.

696
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:39,519
Speaker 2: It's okay, it would be Jen's responsibility as someone who's

697
00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:44,039
in charge of laundry, right, yes, okay, But it's Luke's

698
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,519
seeing as he was the provocateur right the unloading on

699
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:49,320
set sheets.

700
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,159
Speaker 1: Ah, so this gets this hearkens back to the twenty

701
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,679
four I went and got a turkey sandwich. I thought

702
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:59,239
you were clipping the wires, and it's like no, no, no,

703
00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:03,079
I was geolocating. You were supposed to flip the wires.

704
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:08,239
Then explosion and Luke's fired. So this is going to

705
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:08,960
be a catastrophe.

706
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 2: They both have their head in the clouds.

707
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: Yes, So the guests arrive. Aisha thought that brothers and

708
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,760
sisters that were fucking we're going to arrive with dragons.

709
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:22,360
But it's just guests now. Kaylee, her father once told

710
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,159
her sticks and stones can break my bones. But that

711
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:26,400
bitch is wrong about everything. I love that saying, but

712
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,679
it does beg the question, why are you spilling over

713
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,079
champagne every time you pour it into a flute? You

714
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:38,280
absolute lunatic? What is going on? She poured three flutes

715
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,840
of champagne. They all almost fucking spilled over the bill

716
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,320
and I saw that. Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?

717
00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:47,559
That's wild? So the guests are really sweet and we

718
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:49,719
have a ton of meanwhiles here. I don't know where

719
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,159
we're at this daddy.

720
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: I'll give me while. Sorry, all right, Well, first off,

721
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,639
Luke realizes Joy is going to be pretty pissed off

722
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,920
at him if she finally she realized that he actually

723
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:04,719
sex with Jen boat docks, water toys. Jen is now

724
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,320
happy to be seconds to so she can focus more

725
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,480
on that. Luke, you got that sound effect over there?

726
00:40:09,559 --> 00:40:12,239
Hit it, buddy, hey go. He's really happy about that.

727
00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:15,159
Speaker 1: I was wondering where that was coming from. And as

728
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:19,079
I thought about that, I listened to the dulcet silence

729
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,719
and realized that the cricket has spared his own life

730
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:30,239
because I don't care Jim any anymore. And you know,

731
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,599
people say they can't understand us, they don't speak our language.

732
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,239
I think he felt the rage that was coming from

733
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,760
the cauldron of our undercarriage. We meant to do him harm.

734
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,159
Fucking crick Ey, get out of here.

735
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,119
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Kat will do the walking tour. I guess Nate's

736
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,199
sheets are now beginning to move on their own, and

737
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:57,800
Luke attempts to chat with Joy, who ignores him and yeah.

738
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: God knows what microbes are just swimming around on his sheets.

739
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,159
All right.

740
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 2: Then the guests arrive at that fucking picnic with all

741
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:12,239
those small chairs, but Joy had prepared I'm thinking of like.

742
00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: A contagion kind of event where there are researchers in

743
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,280
the Amazon who have found this very specific parasite that

744
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,320
the only two locations of this terasite are in the

745
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:28,480
Amazon basin and on Nate's bed. Now we've got a

746
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:32,920
lot of tagging to do to figure out what happened.

747
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,880
But yeah, Luke's got some some sinister stuff boiling in

748
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,119
his testicles. Okay, go ahead.

749
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well we're on the at that picnic and

750
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,960
those small chairs are problematic. Yeah yeah, you know, this

751
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,480
is not seven star service. Now what a seven in

752
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,760
front of that number of service.

753
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,559
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you're.

754
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,119
Speaker 2: Gonna meet that seven, you know.

755
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:55,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Sandy thinks that seven star service. To Sandy,

756
00:41:55,079 --> 00:42:00,960
the pinnacle of service is Medieval Times. Evidently, if there's

757
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,960
some kind of pageantry, low rent pageantry with a dinner,

758
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:07,800
that's seven stars. But we'll get there.

759
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,079
Speaker 2: Well, I took Elliott to Medieval Times last New Year's

760
00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:13,599
Eve Yard, New Year's whatever, and she walked into that

761
00:42:13,639 --> 00:42:15,559
place as a six year old, and she said, this

762
00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:18,440
place is fancy. Really yeah, she loved it.

763
00:42:18,559 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so oh god, I'm excited to take loose

764
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:22,679
Oh you wait, you just wait.

765
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,159
Speaker 2: All right, So we're at that picnic with the small chairs,

766
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:29,639
and it's a disaster but thank god Joy, Joy, of

767
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:33,159
all people, she made two chocolate desserts and put them

768
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:36,519
in a wooden box with the guests name written on

769
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,199
that box with a shoppie.

770
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,119
Speaker 1: So everything's okay. Well, you're underplaying the feed a little bit.

771
00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:47,920
It was some kind of unleavened cracker on top with

772
00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:53,440
their names written in perhaps some kind of charcoal, some

773
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:56,119
edible charcoal that she made. It was really inventive, and

774
00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:58,880
I have to give Joy credit. You know, a lot

775
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,599
of people when under duress, there's a collapse that happens.

776
00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:08,239
There's a static kind of dealing with the situation. Joy

777
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,639
just fucking goes straight to work and goes, fuck you,

778
00:43:12,639 --> 00:43:15,960
you're a douchebag. I'm gonna focus on my work. Money

779
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:22,719
has never betrayed me. Fuck yeah, way to go, Sasha Fiers.

780
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,880
I love Joy.

781
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: She does not get pulled into this death trap with

782
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:26,880
this guy.

783
00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:27,599
Speaker 1: I too.

784
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: I actually, you know, I've talked about this quite a bit.

785
00:43:30,559 --> 00:43:34,280
Like the arc of people on reality TV, we've had enough,

786
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,760
Like they've fulfilled their arc. There's nothing left for them

787
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,679
to give. I think we've seen what Luke has to give.

788
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,400
He's a fucking square box, like he's he's nothing like

789
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,239
if he gets fired, I'll be happy. I'm sorry to

790
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,679
say that, but like, get some new blooded here. Yeah, yeah,

791
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,880
Joy needs a challenge.

792
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: We're told that they're gonna be taking a walking tour

793
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,719
of Dubrevnick for a Game of Thrones, and it's gonna

794
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,559
be host to buy cats, so she'll be saying, you know,

795
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:04,960
this is where the Red Viper got his h eyes

796
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,119
exploded out of his head, and this is where Cercy

797
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:11,719
and Jamie just held each other as the roof caved

798
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:18,960
in on them. Fucking kidding me, You're fucking kidding me.

799
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:24,119
And I hope that fat Wad does not change the

800
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,320
end of those books, because that ending makes a lot

801
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,159
of sense. It's just we need a lot more.

802
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he never wrote those books, huh.

803
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:34,119
Speaker 1: Now, I think the Dance with Dragons came out in

804
00:44:34,159 --> 00:44:41,400
twenty eleven. This is not the show for that. I

805
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,480
could talk about it all day. We're getting ready for

806
00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:48,239
Are you watching a House Dragon? Yeah? It's fantastic again?

807
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: Yet you like it now?

808
00:44:50,119 --> 00:44:54,119
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's I don't know why they rolled

809
00:44:54,119 --> 00:44:56,639
into King's Landing without anyone. I know they were trying

810
00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:58,639
to expedite it, but like, why did you Why did

811
00:44:58,639 --> 00:45:00,960
you go in with just YouTube like that could have

812
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,039
been really bad? Okay. So we are getting ready for

813
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:08,360
the beach picnic. We did know we did it. We

814
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:08,760
did it.

815
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,599
Speaker 2: Did the tour?

816
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 1: Yes, and we do the atonement scene where shame, where shame.

817
00:45:14,559 --> 00:45:18,920
Luke has to shame a gripe or grapple with the

818
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,320
decision that he's made. Hey, Luke, not that big of

819
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:28,119
a deal. Okay, High Sparrow is not coming after you.

820
00:45:28,119 --> 00:45:31,480
You just bang. Jen just did c rat ship. Okay.

821
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:37,159
So Joy and Ashia chat about Luke and I love

822
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,360
I love Joy and I love Asha. In this moment,

823
00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:41,519
Asha is looking at Joy and I think that she's

824
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,800
genuinely in love with her. She's like this, this person

825
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,920
is not falling for this ship. She's focusing on her work.

826
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:53,199
We work well together, like thank fucking God for Asia.

827
00:45:55,039 --> 00:45:59,159
Luke gets back, uh and Jen says, hey, big sexy,

828
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:00,599
go ahead and play that music.

829
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,079
Speaker 2: Now hold on.

830
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,599
Speaker 1: Then she asks the guys if they get into a

831
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,400
dragon costume and says, I wish I had a Dominatrix

832
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,039
costume myself and points at Luke Calen, play that sound

833
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:15,639
effect again.

834
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 2: Now I want to We're gonna have both sides here. Yeah,

835
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:22,960
you're making her out to be a psycho. Wish she is,

836
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,159
but you're saying this ship all right. When you have

837
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,280
sex with someone, there is a connection here. There is

838
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,119
a little thing called intimacy, unless you're a porn star

839
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:34,920
that does.

840
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 1: I want you to listen to him and say this

841
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,159
because we've known him for a very very long time,

842
00:46:40,199 --> 00:46:42,400
So I want to listen to you. I want you

843
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,880
and me to both listen very carefully to the words

844
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,519
that this person who we know is about to say.

845
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 2: Okay, or a porn star involved in gang bang.

846
00:46:52,639 --> 00:46:55,159
Speaker 1: Porn doesn't always have to be gang bang porn.

847
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:01,639
Speaker 2: But that's where you really disconnect from intimacy. Yes's connected

848
00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:04,800
with intimacy. Yes, And she's saying, we just had sex.

849
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,880
What the fuck is going on? Why are you being

850
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,119
a cold dick right now? And I don't think she's

851
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:13,000
a psycho, Well, I think she's a psycho. Go ahead,

852
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,679
hit it. But what I'm saying is not for this

853
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,760
right now. It's for being enthralled with this guy and

854
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,880
wanting him so much and saying and doing that whole

855
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,400
speech at the.

856
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: Comment question, saying the guests went to bed just recently.

857
00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:33,559
Is that Is that a little concerning to you?

858
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 2: She wanted to talk to him. You never did something

859
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,000
crazy where you wanted to talk to someone that you

860
00:47:39,079 --> 00:47:42,400
were into, so you stayed up late or went to

861
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,719
their apartment, or found yourself in a place where they

862
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:47,119
would be.

863
00:47:48,639 --> 00:47:51,519
Speaker 1: I was I was never this. I was never this

864
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,559
aggress I never aggressively pursued anything the way that Jen

865
00:47:55,679 --> 00:48:01,239
pursued Luke. Okay, there's a there's an era flipancy that

866
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,239
comes with the way that Jen was pursuing Luke that

867
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:11,119
does not coincide with the which I agree with you,

868
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,599
the level of respect that this kind of entanglement is

869
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,440
owed from both parties. There's this schism there. If you

870
00:48:19,559 --> 00:48:20,480
catch my drift.

871
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,679
Speaker 2: He won me over, Go ahead, hit it.

872
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: The guests just went to bed. My god, all right,

873
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,360
holy fuck my butthole. This table looks amazing. That's an asia,

874
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:40,239
and the sheets have now gone two days with com

875
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,800
Let's get to a feast for crows. First up, rose,

876
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,039
chicken and lobster, and that is all we get to

877
00:48:46,159 --> 00:48:49,360
see from dinner, the poor man's surf and turf with

878
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:55,559
someone this talented, What are we doing? We've taken Ben's

879
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,280
lobster spring rolls and we've spun them around in a

880
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,119
three six. He chopped camera with nitrous oxide beneath the table.

881
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,239
But with this Demi god in the kitchen, we can't

882
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,239
see what she's cooking. What the fuck is that.

883
00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 2: They were starting to get good with as far as production,

884
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,760
with like labeling the dishes, and yeah, yep, I feel.

885
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,079
Speaker 1: Like it's only with like bad chefs or something. Anyways,

886
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,400
that's not true. Luke attempts to talk to.

887
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,159
Speaker 2: Joy and does dishes.

888
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: He goes, hey, do you have a second to talk

889
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:32,079
and she goes, no, no, fuck you, fuck you. This

890
00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:35,039
is Joy is like a walking halftime show, Like I'm

891
00:49:35,159 --> 00:49:37,400
our halftime speech. I'm on my feet for joy.

892
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,079
Speaker 2: Um.

893
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:42,159
Speaker 1: He starts to do their dishes or do dishes with her,

894
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,920
and Jen notices that he is up forty five minutes

895
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,119
past his This whole fucking charade you were pulling this

896
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,039
entire episode actually makes me pretty angry. Okay me. Yeah,

897
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,760
she's watching out of the corner of her eye and

898
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,440
knows that he's up forty five minutes past his shift.

899
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 3: This is a little bit.

900
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 2: Track. You have sex with a girl and then some

901
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,679
guy that wanted her. When you all work together, you

902
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,079
see her spend time with him.

903
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,199
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be about it, You would not be happy about it.

904
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:21,760
Speaker 2: Put yourself in her shoes. That's all I'm saying.

905
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,559
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm in them, get me out, Okay. It's

906
00:50:26,639 --> 00:50:28,440
just there's a pattern of behavior, and I don't mean

907
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,119
to go so hard on Jen. I think Jen's really

908
00:50:30,119 --> 00:50:31,800
fun and I'm happy that she's on the show. She's

909
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,400
really entertaining, and I like her as a cast member

910
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,719
and a he rat. But there's the immediate paranoia with

911
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,920
Kaylee calling her a fucking bitch. Then there's this stuff

912
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,400
with Luke. There's just a little bit of Kaylen. Can

913
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,119
you go ahead and hit that?

914
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I totally so, you know, I totally get it.

915
00:50:48,119 --> 00:50:49,159
Speaker 1: All right, she was off to a.

916
00:50:49,119 --> 00:50:51,119
Speaker 2: Bad start, but there's a lot of season in front

917
00:50:51,119 --> 00:50:51,480
of us.

918
00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:55,119
Speaker 1: And then okay, so we'll get back to this, But

919
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:00,880
first a show. Joe stabs Cooper, who is dressed as

920
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:08,679
a great white a deflated great White shark slash dragon. Okay,

921
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,639
he jumps off the boat and Sandy says, this is

922
00:51:11,679 --> 00:51:21,280
seven star service. Now, five stars would be a laughable

923
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,480
thing to say, but Sandy's actually breaking the rating system

924
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:31,760
to categorize this as something that is it's an ambrosia

925
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,320
kind of thing. We're in the heavens. This level of service,

926
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,119
I would give the dinner seven pots. Okay. So Jen

927
00:51:41,159 --> 00:51:44,440
confesses that she's a little insecure and wonders why she's

928
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,599
not getting more out of their relationship.

929
00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 2: Okay, was that a direct work relationship? Yes, okay, that's

930
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,199
a little you know.

931
00:51:58,679 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 1: Thank you. We're wrapping up. People have to be exhausted.

932
00:52:03,679 --> 00:52:04,639
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted.

933
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,159
Speaker 1: So Jen decides that she's going to stay up past

934
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,280
her shift. She just two can play at that game.

935
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,440
And she has a conversation with Luke. Now we've mentioned

936
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,880
that there's a swim fan moment here where she says

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that the guests have gone to bed, even though I

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don't think they had, but maybe we're wrong. And Luke

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tells Jen that there is no left triangle, and she says,

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that is exactly what I wanted to hear. Now, what

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Luke meant is that there's nothing between us. And it's

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so interesting that we here have a carbon copy of

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a fatherless fuck boy having a cowardly conversation with a

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woman who they have treated poorly unable, very very able

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to have sex with them, very able to come in

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and on them and their bosses sheets, and then very

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unable to have a clear concise conversation about boundaries. We'll see,

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you know, we would play that song. You know, it's

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like it's it's the exact same kind of conversation that

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jaw Bone had with Ellie. What's his name, jaw Bone

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Joe Joel had with Ellie. Is this conversation that he's

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having with Jen Yeah, so fun episode, long episode. We'll

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probably we might have to cut stuff. I'm not sure. Well,

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we'll talk about it all right. Get in the comments,

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