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Speaker 2: Dirty Martinis my last night or so kicking in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have dirty martine? Oh? Yeah, that's right,
I did. Yeah, how many? How many dirty Martins?
Speaker 2: Three or four?
Speaker 1: Three or four?
Speaker 2: And them?
Speaker 1: And you're a heavy poor I am. Yeah, Yeah, you
shared them.
Speaker 2: I shared a friend having some problems, and yeah, she
wanted to come over and talk yanky panky she oh
she somebody hadn't seen a long time.
Speaker 1: Really. I actually joked with her, Yeah, what was the joke.
Speaker 2: That I go? You must have been really at the
bottom of the barrel to text me. I mean, don't
you haven't seen her in like ten years?
Speaker 1: Was she honest or did she? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She goes, Well, I text a couple of friends. I
just needed to get out. Yeah, I just needed somebody
like I'm the last, you know, bottom of the barrel.
Then you had to you had to tip the barrel over,
and there I was.
Speaker 1: But could could you replace yourself in the pecking order?
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to be replacing the pecking order.
The girl's got some problems. So I mean, I'm a
good listener. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta pillow. Talk is great,
but we were for putting it over so I didn't
have to listen anymore. She had problems with guys and
work and a broken ankle, no car and no driver's
license and getting her to permit and kid taking her
kid to school with a bus because now she lives
too far and I'm just listening and those dry Martinez
are just going down. Yes, yes, yes, you want some
of this? Oh yeah, I mean she was grabbing for it,
and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like grabbing for the drink. Oh I wasn't sure. I
just then, being recent, take advantage of this nulnerable situation
to add to the problem, or just take some of
the burden off her and take on her problems.
Speaker 2: I'd be the burden on her.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what i mean. I'm just saying, like you could,
but you could relieve yourself. Therefore, if you know what
I'm saying and then have more capacity for her true,
just saying, Doug, I think we're on.
Speaker 2: I think as you get older, yes, you think about
the outcomes more than when you're young to I have
a chance to score and let's just get on and
whatever happens happens. Now you're older, like, it's that whatever
happens happens, you don't want. You have gum on your
shoe and you're like, gosh, damn, this just won't go away. Yes, yes,
sometimes life with.
Speaker 1: Well it does. I think that.
Speaker 2: Being a friend is one thing listening. She didn't need
the night out.
Speaker 1: She's sure.
Speaker 2: She gave me a nice long hug.
Speaker 1: But where was the dark? Dirney Martini s at you're home.
Speaker 2: In my house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to go for a drink. I'm like,
she knows where you live.
Speaker 2: I'm just it was dark. I picked her up being responsible,
I ubered her home and I told her I'm not
I'll over your home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't drink a drive anymore. So, Well,
I think that that's important. I was going to say,
when it when it comes to relationships, like now, when
you're older, it's probably the way we always should have
done it, to be quite honest with you, but a
lot of times you just you don't know. And when
you're younger, drama's sort of part of the game. It is.
It is part of the game, and you're into it
a little bit, and as you get older, you go, oh,
that doesn't feel as good anymore. And I didn't like
the way that turned out. And it's all part of
the match raisings. Yeah. I mean, I've been talking to
my son who's twenty three and not having a great
time at it the job he's at, and can be
very vocal about things. And I said to him the
other day, Igo, you're twenty three, I said, I sent
you an article saying that your twenty should be a
time to go and do stuff. I said, you shouldn't
get yourself into the corporate nine to five and anchored
down to a job, because that's what you've been conditioned
to do. Who's responsible for my conditioning? I go, well,
who is the one who's always been telling you? Go
do whatever you want? I came back here after I
tore my shoulder, and Saint Louis and I'm he's got
a four to zero in his master's program. That's wonderful
and it's online, so that's great. But I'm I'm like, yeah,
but I didn't tell you to come back. What did
I tell you? You told me go anywhere. I'm like, yeah,
I'm like, you're young, I said, I have been trying
to tell my sons to spend your summers in Martha's
Vineyard being a waiter or a bartender, and then go
out to the Rockies and do that in the winter
and in Veil or Aspen or Park City, Utah or something,
because I knew people who did it in the early
nineties and they had the most magical life, and they
were in their twenties. You have no responsibility. You don't
realize how much responsibility you don't have until you no
longer have it. Right but right, because everything changes on
a dime, and that's the way life should be. But
you know, I was saying to somebody the other day,
you get to do whatever you want. The window closes.
Maybe it was you. The window opens again later in life,
but that now your hip hurts and you're tired early,
and you don't have the same energy, and you don't
feel like who wants to hire you? In Martha's vineyard,
and who wants to hire you know what I'm saying, right, Like,
I know, no, so that window does close?
Speaker 2: Rocky mountains are your hemorrhoids? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, exactly what are you trying to tell me that?
I'm just say so so that that's all. And I
but he's going on and I.
Speaker 2: Said, I can't get it till it's too late that
you get.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, that old saying that youth
is wasted on the young, you know, youth and beauty
or got on wisdoms here to stay the idea that
so for him, I'm like, but he's like, you don't understand.
And then I keep hearing about I said, why don't
you if you're not happy doing whatever you're doing, go
be a bartender. I that's a step backwards. I go,
step backwards. I go, you want to talk about step backwards,
I'll tell you about a step backwards. I go. Look
at me. He's like, what I go. Every radio show
I was on was number one, every one of them.
I got to number one. I never was not number
one at some point on every show I was on.
And I go, and when I made the change. And
then my other son comes to live with me. I'm flattered.
I'm happy he wants to But then I realized, ooh,
I got to do something else, and I'm substitution and
now I'm teaching in an elementary like kindergarten. I go,
you talk about I walked into the cafeteria. This is
not a lie. I will tell you this story. I
have not shared this. I walk into the cafeteria the
other day because with the elementary kids, you got to
help them through the food line. And the lady looks
at me from behind the counter and she says, now,
I've been there for a while, and she said to me,
do you know what you look like? And I'm waiting
to hear right, because a lot of times the kids
will tell me I look like Alec Baldwin when he
was in Cat in the Hat. That's why I would
get from some of the kids older. Yeah, he played
in Cat in the Hat. He was one of the
not a cat, but he was like a boss of
something or something. Okay, okay, And I heard that a
lot when I was around high school kids. I heard
of it. So this woman goes, you look like Bill
Moran from the radio and I thought maybe it was
a joke. And I said, well, I am Bill Moran
from the radio, and she went, oh my god, it's
like I loved your show. I didn't like when you
talked a lot of sports. She goes, but I loved
everything else. And I thought that's great. And you could
say it's a step back, but to me, it's an evolution.
There's something else happening here that's bigger, and I've got more.
I've got a lot all of a sudden, this past week,
it's been like a lot of shit has been percolating.
And it's good. It's good stuff. It's good stuff for
the podcast, good stuff for other podcasts, all that shit.
But it's but it's a weird thing. And I go
the idea that anybody at any point goes, I'm taking
a step back. No, you're right where you should be
right now. So but in any moment, you have a choice,
and I tell this to the boys all the time.
You have two choices. One is to go with the
moment and do whatever feels the best in that moment,
do it to its fullest, and don't worry about the outcome,
and usually everything's gonna be great or sit in fear
and go, I can't do that and then be miserable.
And that's your choice. That's completely your choice, right, Yeah,
but it took I didn't know that at twenty three myself.
Speaker 2: No, you know what I'm saying, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: What right? I mean? If you could put together your
fantasy league of advisors for your life, who would be
your number one? Pick Dad? Like you know, I was
thinking about that. I go, Warren Buffett would be one,
because financially, I was never taught how to do that
stuff and invest wisely and look for things and you
know all that. That would be my number one. If
I had a fantasy board of advisors. And I'm like
with my kid, I go, I'm not trying to tell
you how to live your life, because it's not mine.
But what I'm hearing is you're miserable. And I'm saying,
why you're twenty three?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 1: So anyway, Doug brought it in a bag and he
had it on the chair.
Speaker 2: Oh and I rolled over it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I said that I think it's deviled eggs. It's
not eggs, it's not doubleggs, it's.
Speaker 2: Not just buddy. Whenever you need when you're down and lonely.
I've listened to that clip every day for the past
weeks when.
Speaker 1: We were laughing our asses off because I passed out
watching the next game. But they won that one. Yes, yeah,
Then I fell asleep this week and they lost. But
I didn't have cheetos.
Speaker 2: Now I do, and it's not easy being cheesed.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that is the funnies. That was so funny.
Speaker 2: It was it was so true, it was all true.
I went to bed without brushing my teeth and put
my mouthguard in eyes, pissing myself every time I hear that,
How bad is it? You're just so I ain't fucking
brushing my teeth this, I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1: But I think everybody's been there at some point in
their life.
Speaker 2: Right, it's session whether I'm brushing my teeth tonight, like, oh.
Speaker 1: Gosh, I think that. Uh yeah. We make shit harder
than it needs to be in our own mind.
Speaker 2: Oh, blessure, it's you.
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are keep your hands and feet inside the cards to
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Speaker 1: I loved it because you didn't know what was coming.
You did not know it started abruptly and you jumped
right in.
Speaker 2: You feel it, baby? I wish I could feel the
pulse of a woman the way I can introduce that.
Speaker 1: I'll have her talent ently pushing us in yours. Absolutely,
you're right, but you just came up with a very
funny idea. Now. On a previous episode, Mark the Soldier
talked about how he is single again. Uh said very
very very nice things about his former girlfriend, like his
life is better today, because of her and her encouragement. Well,
I say that because sometimes we think of breakups and
how ugly it is and all this. They're never fun,
they're never easy.
Speaker 2: But that was it.
Speaker 1: But you said, what what was your idea fresh.
Speaker 2: You had the milk hunter or not the milk Hunter
the Milf show. The woman's gonna you are the milk hunter.
Damn right, I'm the cougar hunter. I'm an old game hunter.
I want the least my reason that all over me
I've before anyways.
Speaker 1: I want them arthritic, swallen ankles. Oh man, I want
them with a bad back, can't get anywhere, and I'm
gonna kid lay it down. No, what I said was,
there's I don't want to say too much, but other
things are gonna be happening here, and somebody's bringing a
something a podcast over And she was a contestant. She
was a contestant on Milf manor Milf Manner. So she
was one of fifteen MILFs older women ten to fifteen. Yes,
and she's gonna possibly be doing at her own yeah,
her own podcast. So I said, why don't you have
her go on a date with Mark and then go
on a date with me? Yeah, and then she can
she can come in like the old love connection. Yes,
you know, that would be a very interesting episode of
a podcast. To be honest with you, I would love
to Ben get into this. It would be more fun
to do it where like we tape and put together
as one episode. But the pre the during, like go
out with a camera, get you guys at dinner, whatever,
the loved date.
Speaker 2: Something, there's connection. There was a love connection then back in.
Speaker 1: Late Chuck.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then they had blind Oh, they had Blind Date.
There was a TV show in California.
Speaker 1: It was it was only in California.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was syndicated across Okay, my
buddy actually worked for that. He would he interviewed people
and then they had the cameras and they go out and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, go to a bar, do whatever, different.
Speaker 2: Places, music park, get tattooed something, and make it interesting,
mix it up. And they'd be in the car and
they'd be talking and they'd have little blips, uh you know,
the air things above them. You know, I'm gonna put
my foot in my mouth in three two one? Oh,
So what do you think about anal? Stupid stuff like that?
Speaker 1: Most of it was I'm sorry, my name isn't all.
Speaker 2: Most of it I think was scripted or they give
you a little leeway and go and then they put
it all together. So I think, you know, talk to
Mark and be like, you know, where are you planning
to do? What's her name? I don't. Let's say Anne, Yeah,
what are you planning to do with Ann? And then
have me on doug what do you plan to do
with Anne? And then it all comes up.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that that probably will not happen
with you.
Speaker 2: I think it's no, no with that person. Okay, with
that person? Why she married?
Speaker 1: I'm not she might not be single. Yeah, I don't
know the status. But I like this idea lot, Like
I really like this idea.
Speaker 2: And so if anybody out there was to go on
a date with Mark Hillman and then a date with
Dougie Fresh, say their picture in twenty five dollars every.
Speaker 1: Time, I want to tell you right now, the list
does not exist. We just put this on that it
does not exist. I can't imagine some woman lusting for
the two of you.
Speaker 2: I can't amaze that either.
Speaker 1: No, but I would kind of like it though. If
I think you're why on a second. I think women say,
you know, in their fifties. Yeah, what it's like dating
egg year? Right, But here's Doug charming, funny, nice.
Speaker 2: Looking, sweet.
Speaker 1: But I didn't get into it.
Speaker 2: You didn't know what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Who says semi good looking?
Speaker 2: I did it. I just said, good look.
Speaker 1: Does your father say that to your It looks like me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not a bad looking guy, you know, but
you're cute.
Speaker 2: That's what I got on my life? Do you think
a good life? Yeah? You're cute? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you have you asked?
Speaker 2: Years ago?
Speaker 1: You said, do you think I'm good looking?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I would never ask that, Okay, well I never asked that.
I never nobody's ever asked that, how's my hair look coming? No? No, no, sure,
I just I've never asked that.
Speaker 2: Yeah I haven't. I think it was like forty years ago.
Speaker 1: I mean I already knew the answer. I was getting.
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Speaker 2: I went to Wegmans. Oh my god, you must have
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And I went to Joanne Fabrics and get some fabrics
for friends that make quilts for my breast cancer fundraiser.
And see, I can't make fun of that now, and
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Speaker 1: Uh huh will they go out with you?
Speaker 2: No? They're both married, Yeah, thankfully, or so they say.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I went last week before the podcast or after it,
I can't know before and everything's eighty percent off. And
I was going to grab a couple of ornaments and
I get some yarn. I'm gonna get some fabric. And
I'm like, I'll be here next week. And this store
is cleaned out, cleaned out. She's tearing down stuff right
where I knew the mushrooms were. Like, I might go
to Jefferson Road to day after this, because I really
like they were like als in Wonderland. And I got
a house now, so I want to kind of see
something outside. I'm like, if you're you're pushing things, She goes,
they're going that way.
Speaker 1: Mustrooms look like kids? Uncle dogs.
Speaker 2: I don't eat the mushrooms. I didn't say that, And
she goes yeah, those are gone and just not those
are gone like you dumb fuck. You should have got
them last year. God, so I was texting pictures, but
I did get some awesome a c DC fabric.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
Speaker 2: I'm sure somebody will want to blanket or pillows whatever.
Brenda and Kiss got Eric and Danielle who's They own
a place called the Retreat that we went through the
Aventie next Toimes. They own it. I think close to
twenty years, maybe'll be fifteen there were. He was my
number first donator for my breast cancer fundraising wonderful. So
I'm gonna have her make at least a couple of
pillows for him. They travel, They see every concert they can. Okay,
they that's their thing, travel for concerts. They've seen Kiss
thirty forty times. They are just in music. They go
on the cruise ships with the with the gang of bands.
Have you ever seen this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, rockets? Yeah, you know there's always a band that's
on the downside.
Speaker 2: I mean they've seen everything. I yeah, yes, the Scorpions
are still.
Speaker 1: Touring, but we're so desperate we'll drink with you.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're a party like a rock star. Once you
stop partying like a rock star. You're just over, you're
just almost on a shutter. So and somebody, I'm gonna
go see a C d C Cleveland. Somebody's they still
I can't believe there's still toury. I'm like, what do
you want them to do at sixty seventy? I mean,
says your parents. They have hobbies, they're out, they're rocking,
they're they're filling stadium, saving stones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a few.
Speaker 2: There's one percent left of rock bands that can could
fill the stadium. Yeah, you know John Billy Joel, the Stones,
Bob Secret Billy.
Speaker 1: Joel's got brain issues. Yeah, canceled the rest of his tour, yes,
until next year. He has like yeah, but a spinal
fluid building up and pressing on the brain and he's
seventy three and it's hurting cognitive function. Yeah, so it
could be uh what nothing?
Speaker 2: What instead of singing piano man, he's gonna sing ice
cream man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, screw up the lyrics or whatever. That's the fridge
dead one of this, that's the fridge dad.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: It is very sad.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you since you brought up the dating thing. Yeah,
and you have talked about being an uber driver and
seeing the hookers out there and having them offer services
for rides and things. But less common but very real
is mail escorts, jigglows. And I'm just wondering if I mean,
I think globally ten to fifteen percent of prostitution is male.
Oh what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 2: I've thought about it.
Speaker 1: I did think about this because I'm like, I wonder
if that's it, and there's I would think that it's
probably underground to a certain extent in demand, I bet
in the gay community, very popular.
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Speaker 1: But I think that if you if it was women
like older high profile CEOs don't really have time for
the relationship thing looking for that.
Speaker 2: I'm just they want Richard gear. They don't want Nugie Fresh.
Speaker 1: How do you know you're right?
Speaker 2: I should put it on you don't know? I should
go on the dark internet?
Speaker 1: Sy well, just the jigglo thing.
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article I just read says seventy eight percent of conversations
that people have with OnlyFans stars people who are like
subscribers to other fans. Seventy eight percent of the conversations
and people pay premium for one on one time are
not about sex. A lot of it is just men
feeling lonely and want someone to ask about their day.
I'm not saying there isn't any sex. That would be
naive and stupid. But I but they're only sex. I
find only fans. Seventy eight percent of the guys who
were like.
Speaker 2: I would say there was less than one percent of
them hooking up.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, not hooking up. I can't have
sex with no, no, no.
Speaker 2: What they can do is talking about sex.
Speaker 1: I can pay you and you I get an exclusive, right,
so maybe I have you play with yourself, or you
want another girl or whatever. But what they're saying is
in those sessions, seventy eight percent of the conversation is
about their pets, their day, or this or that. Not
the woman the guy right talking and I thought, wow,
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Speaker 2: And I go, yeah, well, they used to have one
eight hundred numbers, so you could just talk to a
woman and maybe that was about sex. Maybe not. Yeah,
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know we're not the biggest city because this would probably
be places like New York, London and who knows, uh,
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go back to the days you were at the playpen
or the days you Were, at diamonds what would you
tell your? Younger self is there any advice you would
give to your? Younger SELF and i have ADVICE that
i try to actually PUT into.
Speaker 2: I THINK if i, knew, now yeah maybe not even.
Speaker 1: What you know now so MUCH because, i think like
what you're taking, IS well i wouldn't do. THAT relationship i.
DON'T know i think life is. The morning think about
It The. Bill hicks it's a. Roller coaster there's ups
and downs and thrills, and chills and it's. A ride
and you're gonna be.
Speaker 2: Out to hollywood earlier or get a job. In construction
that would have been. Your, Advice, money.
Speaker 1: Yeah to buy. A house buy a house By forty
yeah it's, paid, off okay and then, you're yeah you've,
Got that you've got that roof all. Good.
Speaker 2: Stuff yeah it's ONE thing i will try to teach
my nephew coming out of high school if he doesn't go,
to college get. A job let's get a downpoint payment for,
a house a thirty. Year mortgage at least you qualify
you're gonna. Have something and then as, he matures he
can double up, his, payments right, you know and get
that because once you have, a house yeah you have
you've got.
Speaker 1: Properties. YOURS yeah, i, guess boy maybe this is DUMB
because i was GONNA go i was GONNA tell i
would tell my, younger self don't take it all, so
seriously don't take it all. So seriously it's just there's
gonna be, you know try everything is neutral until you give,
it meeting and don't take. It all, so seriously don't
take the job, too seriously don't, take this, you know
the the love affair, too seriously the girl whatever. That
is just try to kind of keep it right in
the middle there and and and let's not stray off,
the track like get. Too wild in one direction. Or another. Try,
IT no i, Get It but i'm, just thinking like every,
Blue moon i'm thinking of the diamonds thing AND things.
I did and there were these girls and you're young
and you gotta, you know on, the radio but you're
also involved with somebody and get kids. At, HOME no
i wasn't married at. That time. You, WERE no i
was like twenty three. Years old you must have been,
GETTING well, i did BUT but I but i was
LIVING with i was living, with somebody. You know and
That's where, I'M like i wish you would just have
taken your. Foot off just enjoy the don't take it.
Too seriously let's not get too stupid, with things not
because all the time you spent upset in your. Own
head WHAT am? I? Doing who blah blah blah. Blah
blah it's like not.
Speaker 2: Just straight but a girl told me, years ago you
know how women was the number. One thing how women
find out that you're cheating. At them. Your smell you
smell different when you, come home probably not only, from liquor, but,
yeah perfume, yeah yeah and, more animals pheromones, all that, oh,
YEAH yeah, i mean but but just don't take it
so seriously in, other words like you would get all
twisted about something or you would get so caught up
in the moment and then it would be like, oh
god and you're like?
Speaker 1: Whoa whas just have? Some cheetos really fucking. Just stop
and by, the way don't go chasing the party. Every
night stay to what you want. TO do. I don't
I think i was bored.
Speaker 2: Most times you just wanted to. Be, out yeah try
to be some interactions in. Some way that was.
Speaker 1: MY excuse i was okaving ALONE like i.
Speaker 2: Am now back then there's always something. GOING on i
could find something or even. Go, out yeah, you know
dartspool drinking it, just yeah looking to be. A. JIGGALOW
yeah i didn't KNOW what i was doing. BACK then
i still don't Know what. I'm doing what do you mean?
BY that i don't know how, to talk, you know the.
Natural talking wait, a second but you what? Are you
how easy?
Speaker 1: Does it how is? This possible because you you talk
to people all the time and you're talking like one on.
Speaker 2: One whatever the signs are that the woman, red light,
green light, Yellow light, yeah, Whatever there i'm not catching
it could be a. Fly ball i'm. Missing it, let's
say hit me in the head with a two. By
four i'm missing. Subtle scigns you're not the first person
to tell. Me, This, like doug she was so. Into
you i'm like, she was didn't you? Get it, i'm, like,
no dude she want to take. You home, i'm, like, really,
maybe Yeah autistic i'm a. Fucking idiot, yeah, maybe. Yeah
dyslexic We're on dilla Bill.
Speaker 1: The uh when was the last time that you felt
like you misread? A? Woman oh probably.
Speaker 2: Last summer we were down a whiskey rod with, some
friends my, buddy's girlfriend her sisters, show up and one
of the sisters joking with me this then like she
watched him, like really like but they, were Drunk and, i'm,
like yeah they're drunk and working with drunk people working.
At powers, YOU'RE like.
Speaker 1: I think you know when they're when someone's, touching you
they touch your arm when, they laugh if they touch,
your shoulder they. Do that that's usually a sign that
the doctor wants. To dating yes, THE doctor i, mean no.
The doctor doctor wants To milk the.
Speaker 2: Move paid fair enough and he was then skipped the,
games doctor skip what?
Speaker 1: It is what's The show bill And Dies.
Speaker 2: Tilan bill still A live i'm. An, idiot no that.
Speaker 1: Was great, i'm, surprised YEAH because i would tell, you,
THIS like i am surprised that you don't have somebody in.
Your LIFE and i know that that's like a shitty
thing to say, to, you probably but that's. All right
i'm surprised because you got a lot, of PERSONALITY and.
Speaker 2: I don't meet. ANYBODY out i mean my bar working
is mainly. All, married yeah coming in the, other bars
like we, know everybody. You know it's, like cheers, you
KNOW and i don't go out AND then i have
golf League. On thursday, but, Yeah again i've known those
people for a couple of, years now AND just i
got to get Out to fairport with everything happening out
here and meet some, new people, you know and then
where my size, MATTERS.
Speaker 1: Shot I just i always want to role play with
what what do you want?
Speaker 2: To?
Speaker 1: Do now i'll be the CHICK and i you gotta
try to kick, Me out but.
Speaker 2: How many cheetos can you fit in? Your mouth and
we'll get. At it.
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there was a mix up at her funeral parlor where
listen To This doug ladies, uncle dies so they are
at the funeral parlor she goes to pay her last
respects it was.
Speaker 2: A guy laying there and my. Uncle soup but it wasn't.
My uncle what did?
Speaker 1: YOU think i just kept thinking.
Speaker 2: AT him i.
Speaker 1: DIDN'T know i was just kept looking at him and
kept looking him like what mean he couldn't have got?
That dark. Hunt says she knew something was wrong and
asked a worker at the mortuary. For help she, was, like,
oh yes that's. YOUR uncle, i said that's not.
Speaker 2: My uncle my uncle wouldn't have got.
Speaker 1: That dark how about. They don't here's a picture. Of
HIM and i showed her a picture and she, was like.
YOU'RE right i would give us. One minute, One minute,
hunt says she and her family waited, three hours.
Speaker 2: Put you in a cremation and for her little tan
and then bring it back out just.
Speaker 1: As well we used to we used to call tanning
salons as A bit danny who's on, the podcast and
when we were part of, THE breakroom i used To
have danny call uh tanning salons and say he was
calling from a funeral parlor and the makeup artist had
called in sick, that day and we have a viewing in.
Two hours can we bring the body around just to
get a little color on the face a, little bit
and you would get some people, would, go well you
realize there's. Nothing happening you can't it's not going to
absorb into the skin. Or, anything no that's what. They
said so but one Girl go sometimes you just get these.
Poor teenagers and we would always Call. The south so,
we go oh, my, gosh okay we'll tell. You what
you come around the back and we can even do
a spray tan there GO and, i go, all right
we'll hold it up like Weekend and birdie's and the
body and they and they fell for The whole like
the whole bit was how Long can danny keep the tanning?
Salon on and we give you a choice of like
a listener choice to play along for, a prize, you
know would it be, thirty seconds, ninety seconds or? Two
minutes and some mean some of them were absolutely, Outrageously funny.
Speaker 2: I'm sure outrageously trying to help you him Behead of.
Speaker 1: Southern, hospitality yeah, but yeah could you imagine like you
walk in and it's not, your father to your point of,
being darker obviously this is a black woman and it's
her uncle's black, and, yeah no.
Speaker 2: Your skin they make up the people with.
Speaker 1: The, suit well they put the suit on the right
suit of the, wrong. GUY right.
Speaker 2: I think my father word was somebody who worked at
a at a, funeral home and every now and then
he would come in with a new suit that was
stitched down. The, back oh he would keep the suit
every now, and then because that's how you get it
on and you cut it from, the back put the
arms in because of, rigging mortis and then you sew
it up in. The back you don't, Do, IT oh i.
Speaker 1: Thought, THEY yeah i thought when they, embomb you, oh
sure you're.
Speaker 2: Probably, naked, yeah, yeah yeah and. You're.
Speaker 1: Stiff yeah well usually they try TO get i was
told by a funeral director that they know guys are
dumb when they have, an erection like they have enough
in bombing fluid. In, them really that's what. They said
THAT'S what i. WAS told i don't know If. IT'S
george i.
Speaker 2: Had an uncle that worked at a funeral holy funeral
and wanted to be, a guy wanted to be. A,
magician yeah catchphrase was abercadaber.
Speaker 1: Really really? That, ONE no i just like the way you.
Speaker 2: LAUGH though i Don't think i've ever told, that Joke
and i've been hanging on to it.
Speaker 1: For years, abercada, Yeah, cadaver.
Speaker 2: Yeah you.
Speaker 1: GET it i.
Speaker 2: GET it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening On, This sorry, i'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry buddy i'm always here. TO listen.
Speaker 1: I am i know you listened. Last night she Should
Be dougie, fresh.
Speaker 2: Therapy, damn skipping.
Speaker 1: You, Know yeah, Cheato therapy.
Speaker 2: Cheeto therapy. That's it, that's. It buddy it's not easy
being Cheesy.
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