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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,

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mixing some vodka colored a podcast from the Mac of

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All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler

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Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello

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and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for

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telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about

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the pirate ship. Look, ito's here, Doug a fresh baby.

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Speaker 2: Dirty Martinis my last night or so kicking in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have dirty martine? Oh? Yeah, that's right,

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I did. Yeah, how many? How many dirty Martins?

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Speaker 2: Three or four?

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Speaker 1: Three or four?

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Speaker 2: And them?

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Speaker 1: And you're a heavy poor I am. Yeah, Yeah, you

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shared them.

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Speaker 2: I shared a friend having some problems, and yeah, she

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wanted to come over and talk yanky panky she oh

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she somebody hadn't seen a long time.

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Speaker 1: Really. I actually joked with her, Yeah, what was the joke.

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Speaker 2: That I go? You must have been really at the

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bottom of the barrel to text me. I mean, don't

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you haven't seen her in like ten years?

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Speaker 1: Was she honest or did she? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: She goes, Well, I text a couple of friends. I

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just needed to get out. Yeah, I just needed somebody

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like I'm the last, you know, bottom of the barrel.

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Then you had to you had to tip the barrel over,

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and there I was.

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Speaker 1: But could could you replace yourself in the pecking order?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I want to be replacing the pecking order.

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The girl's got some problems. So I mean, I'm a

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good listener. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta pillow. Talk is great,

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but we were for putting it over so I didn't

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have to listen anymore. She had problems with guys and

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work and a broken ankle, no car and no driver's

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license and getting her to permit and kid taking her

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kid to school with a bus because now she lives

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too far and I'm just listening and those dry Martinez

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are just going down. Yes, yes, yes, you want some

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of this? Oh yeah, I mean she was grabbing for it,

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and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like grabbing for the drink. Oh I wasn't sure. I

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just then, being recent, take advantage of this nulnerable situation

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to add to the problem, or just take some of

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the burden off her and take on her problems.

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Speaker 2: I'd be the burden on her.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what i mean. I'm just saying, like you could,

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but you could relieve yourself. Therefore, if you know what

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I'm saying and then have more capacity for her true,

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just saying, Doug, I think we're on.

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Speaker 2: I think as you get older, yes, you think about

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the outcomes more than when you're young to I have

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a chance to score and let's just get on and

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whatever happens happens. Now you're older, like, it's that whatever

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happens happens, you don't want. You have gum on your

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shoe and you're like, gosh, damn, this just won't go away. Yes, yes,

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sometimes life with.

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Speaker 1: Well it does. I think that.

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Speaker 2: Being a friend is one thing listening. She didn't need

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the night out.

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Speaker 1: She's sure.

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Speaker 2: She gave me a nice long hug.

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Speaker 1: But where was the dark? Dirney Martini s at you're home.

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Speaker 2: In my house?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to go for a drink. I'm like,

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she knows where you live.

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Speaker 2: I'm just it was dark. I picked her up being responsible,

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I ubered her home and I told her I'm not

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I'll over your home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't drink a drive anymore. So, Well,

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I think that that's important. I was going to say,

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when it when it comes to relationships, like now, when

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you're older, it's probably the way we always should have

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done it, to be quite honest with you, but a

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lot of times you just you don't know. And when

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you're younger, drama's sort of part of the game. It is.

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It is part of the game, and you're into it

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a little bit, and as you get older, you go, oh,

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that doesn't feel as good anymore. And I didn't like

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the way that turned out. And it's all part of

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the match raisings. Yeah. I mean, I've been talking to

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my son who's twenty three and not having a great

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time at it the job he's at, and can be

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very vocal about things. And I said to him the

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other day, Igo, you're twenty three, I said, I sent

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you an article saying that your twenty should be a

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time to go and do stuff. I said, you shouldn't

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get yourself into the corporate nine to five and anchored

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down to a job, because that's what you've been conditioned

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to do. Who's responsible for my conditioning? I go, well,

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who is the one who's always been telling you? Go

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do whatever you want? I came back here after I

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tore my shoulder, and Saint Louis and I'm he's got

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a four to zero in his master's program. That's wonderful

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and it's online, so that's great. But I'm I'm like, yeah,

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but I didn't tell you to come back. What did

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I tell you? You told me go anywhere. I'm like, yeah,

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I'm like, you're young, I said, I have been trying

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to tell my sons to spend your summers in Martha's

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Vineyard being a waiter or a bartender, and then go

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out to the Rockies and do that in the winter

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and in Veil or Aspen or Park City, Utah or something,

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because I knew people who did it in the early

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nineties and they had the most magical life, and they

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were in their twenties. You have no responsibility. You don't

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realize how much responsibility you don't have until you no

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longer have it. Right but right, because everything changes on

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a dime, and that's the way life should be. But

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you know, I was saying to somebody the other day,

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you get to do whatever you want. The window closes.

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Maybe it was you. The window opens again later in life,

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but that now your hip hurts and you're tired early,

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and you don't have the same energy, and you don't

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feel like who wants to hire you? In Martha's vineyard,

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and who wants to hire you know what I'm saying, right, Like,

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I know, no, so that window does close?

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Speaker 2: Rocky mountains are your hemorrhoids? Now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, exactly what are you trying to tell me that?

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I'm just say so so that that's all. And I

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but he's going on and I.

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Speaker 2: Said, I can't get it till it's too late that

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you get.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, that old saying that youth

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is wasted on the young, you know, youth and beauty

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or got on wisdoms here to stay the idea that

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so for him, I'm like, but he's like, you don't understand.

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And then I keep hearing about I said, why don't

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you if you're not happy doing whatever you're doing, go

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be a bartender. I that's a step backwards. I go,

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step backwards. I go, you want to talk about step backwards,

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I'll tell you about a step backwards. I go. Look

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at me. He's like, what I go. Every radio show

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I was on was number one, every one of them.

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I got to number one. I never was not number

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one at some point on every show I was on.

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And I go, and when I made the change. And

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then my other son comes to live with me. I'm flattered.

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I'm happy he wants to But then I realized, ooh,

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I got to do something else, and I'm substitution and

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now I'm teaching in an elementary like kindergarten. I go,

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you talk about I walked into the cafeteria. This is

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not a lie. I will tell you this story. I

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have not shared this. I walk into the cafeteria the

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other day because with the elementary kids, you got to

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help them through the food line. And the lady looks

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at me from behind the counter and she says, now,

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I've been there for a while, and she said to me,

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do you know what you look like? And I'm waiting

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to hear right, because a lot of times the kids

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will tell me I look like Alec Baldwin when he

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was in Cat in the Hat. That's why I would

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get from some of the kids older. Yeah, he played

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in Cat in the Hat. He was one of the

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not a cat, but he was like a boss of

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something or something. Okay, okay, And I heard that a

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lot when I was around high school kids. I heard

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of it. So this woman goes, you look like Bill

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Moran from the radio and I thought maybe it was

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a joke. And I said, well, I am Bill Moran

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from the radio, and she went, oh my god, it's

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like I loved your show. I didn't like when you

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talked a lot of sports. She goes, but I loved

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everything else. And I thought that's great. And you could

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say it's a step back, but to me, it's an evolution.

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There's something else happening here that's bigger, and I've got more.

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I've got a lot all of a sudden, this past week,

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it's been like a lot of shit has been percolating.

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And it's good. It's good stuff. It's good stuff for

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the podcast, good stuff for other podcasts, all that shit.

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But it's but it's a weird thing. And I go

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the idea that anybody at any point goes, I'm taking

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a step back. No, you're right where you should be

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right now. So but in any moment, you have a choice,

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and I tell this to the boys all the time.

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You have two choices. One is to go with the

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moment and do whatever feels the best in that moment,

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do it to its fullest, and don't worry about the outcome,

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and usually everything's gonna be great or sit in fear

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and go, I can't do that and then be miserable.

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And that's your choice. That's completely your choice, right, Yeah,

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but it took I didn't know that at twenty three myself.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what I'm saying, I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: What right? I mean? If you could put together your

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fantasy league of advisors for your life, who would be

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your number one? Pick Dad? Like you know, I was

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thinking about that. I go, Warren Buffett would be one,

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because financially, I was never taught how to do that

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stuff and invest wisely and look for things and you

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know all that. That would be my number one. If

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I had a fantasy board of advisors. And I'm like

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with my kid, I go, I'm not trying to tell

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you how to live your life, because it's not mine.

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But what I'm hearing is you're miserable. And I'm saying,

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why you're twenty three?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Oh boy?

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Doug brought it in a bag and he

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had it on the chair.

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Speaker 2: Oh and I rolled over it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I said that I think it's deviled eggs. It's

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not eggs, it's not doubleggs, it's.

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Speaker 2: Not just buddy. Whenever you need when you're down and lonely.

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I've listened to that clip every day for the past

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weeks when.

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Speaker 1: We were laughing our asses off because I passed out

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watching the next game. But they won that one. Yes, yeah,

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Then I fell asleep this week and they lost. But

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I didn't have cheetos.

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Speaker 2: Now I do, and it's not easy being cheesed.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that is the funnies. That was so funny.

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Speaker 2: It was it was so true, it was all true.

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I went to bed without brushing my teeth and put

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my mouthguard in eyes, pissing myself every time I hear that,

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How bad is it? You're just so I ain't fucking

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brushing my teeth this, I'm going to bed.

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Speaker 1: But I think everybody's been there at some point in

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their life.

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Speaker 2: Right, it's session whether I'm brushing my teeth tonight, like, oh.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, I think that. Uh yeah. We make shit harder

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than it needs to be in our own mind.

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Speaker 2: Oh, blessure, it's you.

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Speaker 1: I'm allergic to you.

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Speaker 2: Yes. I went to the doctor. I said, Doc, every

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time I sneeze, I come, he goes, What are you

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taking for it? I said, pepper?

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Speaker 3: Douggy Fresh in the house, Round number two. Here we

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are keep your hands and feet inside the cards to

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the rock comes to complete. Stop, ladies, it's showtime six

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foot two in Iza Blue, rocking and rolling for five

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decades on the airs. Some point next your podcast, your

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favorite of mine, mister beer. Wow, you like how you.

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Speaker 1: I loved it because you didn't know what was coming.

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You did not know it started abruptly and you jumped

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Speaker 2: You feel it, baby? I wish I could feel the

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pulse of a woman the way I can introduce that.

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Speaker 1: I'll have her talent ently pushing us in yours. Absolutely,

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you're right, but you just came up with a very

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funny idea. Now. On a previous episode, Mark the Soldier

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talked about how he is single again. Uh said very

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very very nice things about his former girlfriend, like his

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life is better today, because of her and her encouragement. Well,

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I say that because sometimes we think of breakups and

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how ugly it is and all this. They're never fun,

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they're never easy.

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Speaker 2: But that was it.

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Speaker 1: But you said, what what was your idea fresh.

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Speaker 2: You had the milk hunter or not the milk Hunter

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the Milf show. The woman's gonna you are the milk hunter.

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Damn right, I'm the cougar hunter. I'm an old game hunter.

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I want the least my reason that all over me

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I've before anyways.

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Speaker 1: I want them arthritic, swallen ankles. Oh man, I want

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them with a bad back, can't get anywhere, and I'm

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gonna kid lay it down. No, what I said was,

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there's I don't want to say too much, but other

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things are gonna be happening here, and somebody's bringing a

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something a podcast over And she was a contestant. She

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was a contestant on Milf manor Milf Manner. So she

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was one of fifteen MILFs older women ten to fifteen. Yes,

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and she's gonna possibly be doing at her own yeah,

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her own podcast. So I said, why don't you have

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her go on a date with Mark and then go

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on a date with me? Yeah, and then she can

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she can come in like the old love connection. Yes,

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you know, that would be a very interesting episode of

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a podcast. To be honest with you, I would love

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to Ben get into this. It would be more fun

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to do it where like we tape and put together

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as one episode. But the pre the during, like go

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out with a camera, get you guys at dinner, whatever,

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the loved date.

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Speaker 2: Something, there's connection. There was a love connection then back in.

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Speaker 1: Late Chuck.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then they had blind Oh, they had Blind Date.

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There was a TV show in California.

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Speaker 1: It was it was only in California.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it was syndicated across Okay, my

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buddy actually worked for that. He would he interviewed people

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and then they had the cameras and they go out and.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, go to a bar, do whatever, different.

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Speaker 2: Places, music park, get tattooed something, and make it interesting,

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mix it up. And they'd be in the car and

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they'd be talking and they'd have little blips, uh you know,

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the air things above them. You know, I'm gonna put

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my foot in my mouth in three two one? Oh,

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So what do you think about anal? Stupid stuff like that?

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Speaker 1: Most of it was I'm sorry, my name isn't all.

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Speaker 2: Most of it I think was scripted or they give

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you a little leeway and go and then they put

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it all together. So I think, you know, talk to

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Mark and be like, you know, where are you planning

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to do? What's her name? I don't. Let's say Anne, Yeah,

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what are you planning to do with Ann? And then

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have me on doug what do you plan to do

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with Anne? And then it all comes up.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you that that probably will not happen

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with you.

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Speaker 2: I think it's no, no with that person. Okay, with

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that person? Why she married?

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Speaker 1: I'm not she might not be single. Yeah, I don't

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know the status. But I like this idea lot, Like

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I really like this idea.

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Speaker 2: And so if anybody out there was to go on

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a date with Mark Hillman and then a date with

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Dougie Fresh, say their picture in twenty five dollars every.

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Speaker 1: Time, I want to tell you right now, the list

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does not exist. We just put this on that it

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does not exist. I can't imagine some woman lusting for

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the two of you.

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Speaker 2: I can't amaze that either.

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Speaker 1: No, but I would kind of like it though. If

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I think you're why on a second. I think women say,

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you know, in their fifties. Yeah, what it's like dating

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egg year? Right, But here's Doug charming, funny, nice.

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Speaker 2: Looking, sweet.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't get into it.

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Speaker 2: You didn't know what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Who says semi good looking?

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Speaker 2: I did it. I just said, good look.

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Speaker 1: Does your father say that to your It looks like me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not a bad looking guy, you know, but

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you're cute.

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Speaker 2: That's what I got on my life? Do you think

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a good life? Yeah? You're cute? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you have you asked?

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Speaker 2: Years ago?

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Speaker 1: You said, do you think I'm good looking?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: I would never ask that, Okay, well I never asked that.

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I never nobody's ever asked that, how's my hair look coming? No? No, no, sure,

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I just I've never asked that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I haven't. I think it was like forty years ago.

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Speaker 1: I mean I already knew the answer. I was getting.

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Speaker 2: I can get my cheeto on with you.

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Speaker 1: That's right, baby, getting my cheese.

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Speaker 1: Episode brought to you by Cheetos The Plus. Did you

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go to BJ's to get this? No?

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Speaker 2: I went to Wegmans. Oh my god, you must have

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paid five ninety nine and against any in my pocket ship.

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And I went to Joanne Fabrics and get some fabrics

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for friends that make quilts for my breast cancer fundraiser.

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And see, I can't make fun of that now, and

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baby yarn. I have two friends, one gen one Brenda.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh will they go out with you?

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Speaker 2: No? They're both married, Yeah, thankfully, or so they say.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 2: I went last week before the podcast or after it,

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I can't know before and everything's eighty percent off. And

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I was going to grab a couple of ornaments and

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I get some yarn. I'm gonna get some fabric. And

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I'm like, I'll be here next week. And this store

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is cleaned out, cleaned out. She's tearing down stuff right

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where I knew the mushrooms were. Like, I might go

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to Jefferson Road to day after this, because I really

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like they were like als in Wonderland. And I got

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a house now, so I want to kind of see

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something outside. I'm like, if you're you're pushing things, She goes,

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they're going that way.

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Speaker 1: Mustrooms look like kids? Uncle dogs.

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Speaker 2: I don't eat the mushrooms. I didn't say that, And

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she goes yeah, those are gone and just not those

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are gone like you dumb fuck. You should have got

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them last year. God, so I was texting pictures, but

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I did get some awesome a c DC fabric.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to do?

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Speaker 2: I'm sure somebody will want to blanket or pillows whatever.

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Brenda and Kiss got Eric and Danielle who's They own

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a place called the Retreat that we went through the

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Aventie next Toimes. They own it. I think close to

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twenty years, maybe'll be fifteen there were. He was my

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number first donator for my breast cancer fundraising wonderful. So

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I'm gonna have her make at least a couple of

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pillows for him. They travel, They see every concert they can. Okay,

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they that's their thing, travel for concerts. They've seen Kiss

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thirty forty times. They are just in music. They go

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on the cruise ships with the with the gang of bands.

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Have you ever seen this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, rockets? Yeah, you know there's always a band that's

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on the downside.

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Speaker 2: I mean they've seen everything. I yeah, yes, the Scorpions

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are still.

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Speaker 1: Touring, but we're so desperate we'll drink with you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're a party like a rock star. Once you

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stop partying like a rock star. You're just over, you're

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just almost on a shutter. So and somebody, I'm gonna

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go see a C d C Cleveland. Somebody's they still

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I can't believe there's still toury. I'm like, what do

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you want them to do at sixty seventy? I mean,

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says your parents. They have hobbies, they're out, they're rocking,

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they're they're filling stadium, saving stones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a few.

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Speaker 2: There's one percent left of rock bands that can could

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fill the stadium. Yeah, you know John Billy Joel, the Stones,

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Bob Secret Billy.

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Speaker 1: Joel's got brain issues. Yeah, canceled the rest of his tour, yes,

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until next year. He has like yeah, but a spinal

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fluid building up and pressing on the brain and he's

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seventy three and it's hurting cognitive function. Yeah, so it

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could be uh what nothing?

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Speaker 2: What instead of singing piano man, he's gonna sing ice

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cream man?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, screw up the lyrics or whatever. That's the fridge

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dead one of this, that's the fridge dad.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible.

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Speaker 2: It is very sad.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you since you brought up the dating thing. Yeah,

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and you have talked about being an uber driver and

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seeing the hookers out there and having them offer services

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for rides and things. But less common but very real

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is mail escorts, jigglows. And I'm just wondering if I mean,

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I think globally ten to fifteen percent of prostitution is male.

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Oh what do you think? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: I've thought about it.

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Speaker 1: I did think about this because I'm like, I wonder

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if that's it, and there's I would think that it's

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probably underground to a certain extent in demand, I bet

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in the gay community, very popular.

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Speaker 2: But amer Yeah, Richard yere years ago.

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Speaker 1: But I think that if you if it was women

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like older high profile CEOs don't really have time for

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the relationship thing looking for that.

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Speaker 2: I'm just they want Richard gear. They don't want Nugie Fresh.

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Speaker 1: How do you know you're right?

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Speaker 2: I should put it on you don't know? I should

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go on the dark internet?

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Speaker 1: Sy well, just the jigglo thing.

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Speaker 2: I could see you for companionship. Look, I can play

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checkers in bake gamms.

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Speaker 1: I saw on a previous episode, I talked about an

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article I just read says seventy eight percent of conversations

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that people have with OnlyFans stars people who are like

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subscribers to other fans. Seventy eight percent of the conversations

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and people pay premium for one on one time are

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not about sex. A lot of it is just men

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feeling lonely and want someone to ask about their day.

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I'm not saying there isn't any sex. That would be

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naive and stupid. But I but they're only sex. I

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find only fans. Seventy eight percent of the guys who

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them hooking up.

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sex with no, no, no.

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about their pets, their day, or this or that. Not

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the woman the guy right talking and I thought, wow,

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isn't that interesting, how isolated and lonely.

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eight hundred numbers, so you could just talk to a

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woman and maybe that was about sex. Maybe not. Yeah,

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be places like New York, London and who knows, uh,

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552
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go back to the days you were at the playpen

553
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or the days you Were, at diamonds what would you

554
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,640
tell your? Younger self is there any advice you would

555
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,240
give to your? Younger SELF and i have ADVICE that

556
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,000
i try to actually PUT into.

557
00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:54,799
Speaker 2: I THINK if i, knew, now yeah maybe not even.

558
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Speaker 1: What you know now so MUCH because, i think like

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what you're taking, IS well i wouldn't do. THAT relationship i.

560
00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:03,440
DON'T know i think life is. The morning think about

561
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It The. Bill hicks it's a. Roller coaster there's ups

562
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and downs and thrills, and chills and it's. A ride

563
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and you're gonna be.

564
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,599
Speaker 2: Out to hollywood earlier or get a job. In construction

565
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,880
that would have been. Your, Advice, money.

566
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:18,119
Speaker 1: Yeah to buy. A house buy a house By forty

567
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,200
yeah it's, paid, off okay and then, you're yeah you've,

568
00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,920
Got that you've got that roof all. Good.

569
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,359
Speaker 2: Stuff yeah it's ONE thing i will try to teach

570
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,680
my nephew coming out of high school if he doesn't go,

571
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,880
to college get. A job let's get a downpoint payment for,

572
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a house a thirty. Year mortgage at least you qualify

573
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you're gonna. Have something and then as, he matures he

574
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can double up, his, payments right, you know and get

575
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that because once you have, a house yeah you have

576
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you've got.

577
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Speaker 1: Properties. YOURS yeah, i, guess boy maybe this is DUMB

578
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:53,519
because i was GONNA go i was GONNA tell i

579
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,599
would tell my, younger self don't take it all, so

580
00:29:55,759 --> 00:30:01,039
seriously don't take it all. So seriously it's just there's

581
00:30:01,079 --> 00:30:05,640
gonna be, you know try everything is neutral until you give,

582
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,599
it meeting and don't take. It all, so seriously don't

583
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,680
take the job, too seriously don't, take this, you know

584
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,799
the the love affair, too seriously the girl whatever. That

585
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,480
is just try to kind of keep it right in

586
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:21,960
the middle there and and and let's not stray off,

587
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,359
the track like get. Too wild in one direction. Or another. Try,

588
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,440
IT no i, Get It but i'm, just thinking like every,

589
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590
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:35,319
I did and there were these girls and you're young

591
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,480
and you gotta, you know on, the radio but you're

592
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:40,680
also involved with somebody and get kids. At, HOME no

593
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,240
i wasn't married at. That time. You, WERE no i

594
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,160
was like twenty three. Years old you must have been,

595
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:51,400
GETTING well, i did BUT but I but i was

596
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:54,319
LIVING with i was living, with somebody. You know and

597
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,720
That's where, I'M like i wish you would just have

598
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:01,079
taken your. Foot off just enjoy the don't take it.

599
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,720
Too seriously let's not get too stupid, with things not

600
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,920
because all the time you spent upset in your. Own

601
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,880
head WHAT am? I? Doing who blah blah blah. Blah

602
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,599
blah it's like not.

603
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:12,799
Speaker 2: Just straight but a girl told me, years ago you

604
00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:15,279
know how women was the number. One thing how women

605
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,400
find out that you're cheating. At them. Your smell you

606
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,240
smell different when you, come home probably not only, from liquor, but,

607
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:26,759
yeah perfume, yeah yeah and, more animals pheromones, all that, oh,

608
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:30,519
YEAH yeah, i mean but but just don't take it

609
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,160
so seriously in, other words like you would get all

610
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:35,519
twisted about something or you would get so caught up

611
00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:37,160
in the moment and then it would be like, oh

612
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,519
god and you're like?

613
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Speaker 1: Whoa whas just have? Some cheetos really fucking. Just stop

614
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,480
and by, the way don't go chasing the party. Every

615
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:49,160
night stay to what you want. TO do. I don't

616
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,400
I think i was bored.

617
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: Most times you just wanted to. Be, out yeah try

618
00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:55,480
to be some interactions in. Some way that was.

619
00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: MY excuse i was okaving ALONE like i.

620
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Speaker 2: Am now back then there's always something. GOING on i

621
00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:03,880
could find something or even. Go, out yeah, you know

622
00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:08,680
dartspool drinking it, just yeah looking to be. A. JIGGALOW

623
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,079
yeah i didn't KNOW what i was doing. BACK then

624
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,279
i still don't Know what. I'm doing what do you mean?

625
00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:16,240
BY that i don't know how, to talk, you know the.

626
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,359
Natural talking wait, a second but you what? Are you

627
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,000
how easy?

628
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:26,119
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629
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,839
to people all the time and you're talking like one on.

630
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631
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,519
green light, Yellow light, yeah, Whatever there i'm not catching

632
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:38,319
it could be a. Fly ball i'm. Missing it, let's

633
00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:39,440
say hit me in the head with a two. By

634
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:42,440
four i'm missing. Subtle scigns you're not the first person

635
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to tell. Me, This, like doug she was so. Into

636
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,039
you i'm like, she was didn't you? Get it, i'm, like,

637
00:32:46,359 --> 00:32:49,880
no dude she want to take. You home, i'm, like, really,

638
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,599
maybe Yeah autistic i'm a. Fucking idiot, yeah, maybe. Yeah

639
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,960
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640
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Speaker 1: The uh when was the last time that you felt

641
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:10,079
like you misread? A? Woman oh probably.

642
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,839
Speaker 2: Last summer we were down a whiskey rod with, some

643
00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:16,119
friends my, buddy's girlfriend her sisters, show up and one

644
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,200
of the sisters joking with me this then like she

645
00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:24,920
watched him, like really like but they, were Drunk and, i'm,

646
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,880
like yeah they're drunk and working with drunk people working.

647
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648
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649
00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:35,119
they touch your arm when, they laugh if they touch,

650
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,319
your shoulder they. Do that that's usually a sign that

651
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,559
the doctor wants. To dating yes, THE doctor i, mean no.

652
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Speaker 2: Tilan bill still A live i'm. An, idiot no that.

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658
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659
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:14,960
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660
00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:17,079
thing to say, to, you probably but that's. All right

661
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:21,199
i'm surprised because you got a lot, of PERSONALITY and.

662
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,599
Speaker 2: I don't meet. ANYBODY out i mean my bar working

663
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is mainly. All, married yeah coming in the, other bars

664
00:34:28,119 --> 00:34:31,119
like we, know everybody. You know it's, like cheers, you

665
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KNOW and i don't go out AND then i have

666
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golf League. On thursday, but, Yeah again i've known those

667
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people for a couple of, years now AND just i

668
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got to get Out to fairport with everything happening out

669
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670
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what what do you want?

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675
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,280
try to kick, Me out but.

676
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we'll get. At it.

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there was a mix up at her funeral parlor where

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listen To This doug ladies, uncle dies so they are

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at the funeral parlor she goes to pay her last

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respects it was.

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Speaker 2: A guy laying there and my. Uncle soup but it wasn't.

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My uncle what did?

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Speaker 1: YOU think i just kept thinking.

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Speaker 2: AT him i.

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Speaker 1: DIDN'T know i was just kept looking at him and

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kept looking him like what mean he couldn't have got?

723
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That dark. Hunt says she knew something was wrong and

724
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,920
asked a worker at the mortuary. For help she, was, like,

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oh yes that's. YOUR uncle, i said that's not.

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Speaker 2: My uncle my uncle wouldn't have got.

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Speaker 1: That dark how about. They don't here's a picture. Of

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HIM and i showed her a picture and she, was like.

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YOU'RE right i would give us. One minute, One minute,

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hunt says she and her family waited, three hours.

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Speaker 2: Put you in a cremation and for her little tan

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and then bring it back out just.

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Speaker 1: As well we used to we used to call tanning

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salons as A bit danny who's on, the podcast and

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when we were part of, THE breakroom i used To

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00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,719
have danny call uh tanning salons and say he was

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00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,840
calling from a funeral parlor and the makeup artist had

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called in sick, that day and we have a viewing in.

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00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,360
Two hours can we bring the body around just to

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get a little color on the face a, little bit

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and you would get some people, would, go well you

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00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,719
realize there's. Nothing happening you can't it's not going to

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absorb into the skin. Or, anything no that's what. They

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said so but one Girl go sometimes you just get these.

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Poor teenagers and we would always Call. The south so,

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we go oh, my, gosh okay we'll tell. You what

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you come around the back and we can even do

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a spray tan there GO and, i go, all right

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we'll hold it up like Weekend and birdie's and the

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body and they and they fell for The whole like

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00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,440
the whole bit was how Long can danny keep the tanning?

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Salon on and we give you a choice of like

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a listener choice to play along for, a prize, you

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know would it be, thirty seconds, ninety seconds or? Two

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minutes and some mean some of them were absolutely, Outrageously funny.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure outrageously trying to help you him Behead of.

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Speaker 1: Southern, hospitality yeah, but yeah could you imagine like you

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00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,639
walk in and it's not, your father to your point of,

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00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:30,480
being darker obviously this is a black woman and it's

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her uncle's black, and, yeah no.

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Speaker 2: Your skin they make up the people with.

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Speaker 1: The, suit well they put the suit on the right

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suit of the, wrong. GUY right.

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Speaker 2: I think my father word was somebody who worked at

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a at a, funeral home and every now and then

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he would come in with a new suit that was

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stitched down. The, back oh he would keep the suit

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every now, and then because that's how you get it

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on and you cut it from, the back put the

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arms in because of, rigging mortis and then you sew

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it up in. The back you don't, Do, IT oh i.

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Speaker 1: Thought, THEY yeah i thought when they, embomb you, oh

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sure you're.

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Speaker 2: Probably, naked, yeah, yeah yeah and. You're.

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Speaker 1: Stiff yeah well usually they try TO get i was

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told by a funeral director that they know guys are

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dumb when they have, an erection like they have enough

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in bombing fluid. In, them really that's what. They said

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THAT'S what i. WAS told i don't know If. IT'S

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george i.

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Speaker 2: Had an uncle that worked at a funeral holy funeral

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and wanted to be, a guy wanted to be. A,

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magician yeah catchphrase was abercadaber.

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Speaker 1: Really really? That, ONE no i just like the way you.

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Speaker 2: LAUGH though i Don't think i've ever told, that Joke

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and i've been hanging on to it.

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Speaker 1: For years, abercada, Yeah, cadaver.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you.

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Speaker 1: GET it i.

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Speaker 2: GET it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening On, This sorry, i'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry buddy i'm always here. TO listen.

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Speaker 1: I am i know you listened. Last night she Should

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Be dougie, fresh.

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Speaker 2: Therapy, damn skipping.

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Speaker 1: You, Know yeah, Cheato therapy.

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Speaker 2: Cheeto therapy. That's it, that's. It buddy it's not easy

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being Cheesy.

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Speaker 1: For.

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Speaker 2: Bill ran i'm talking to see.

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Speaker 3: You tomorrow stout didn't by the danden in about the

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Inter state.

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Speaker 1: See they were looking borrowed kind of Light. With tennessee

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please