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Speaker 1: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to your yearly

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annual video game movie retrospective. I'm the Life Man, Life trast.

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Now I'm joined by.

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Speaker 2: I'm just garbage, kirklum Patzer, not a man, not anything,

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just garbage.

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Speaker 3: I am Dylan Muss.

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Speaker 4: I'm the love a Chicken in Taylor Field.

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Speaker 1: Yes, says John. So how this works? This is why

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you know great to be a Patreon producer because if

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you joined for the first time, you pick any movie

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and then you do produce the content. Because there anytime

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we do for this or other movie polls, you either

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break the polls or you decide the polls. So Christmas

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Movie Retrospective that I'll be coming up next month, so

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look out that poles should probably be coming on the

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next couple of weeks, submissions and whatnot. And then next year,

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every month they're getting an episode. So many reasons become

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Patreon producer. So this is I guess. Uh. I don't

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know if you like the choice here, and you may

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potential torture for some people. I don't know. I don't

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know the thoughts of everybody's movie or thoughts in this movie.

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But we did the video game movie retrospective submission, whatever

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post we had doom in there, we'd wears within we

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had Uh, what else did we had in there? We

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had something else?

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Speaker 4: Cansel curiousity. I was just thinking today, if you would count.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think Pixels counted, but you Kirk Ones Depans

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and he didn't vote, but you and Dylan vote for yes.

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I was fine either way, but I.

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Speaker 3: I want to watch Pixels, but I kind of needed

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to watch Crazy. I've never seen it, but isn't it

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written by Mike White? I just want to see you

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what the heck it is?

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Speaker 4: Don't need to really see it to be honest, just.

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Speaker 3: The curiosity of the Mike White ism. I want to

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see it.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, but it's.

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Speaker 3: Been on the market for like fifteen years and I

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haven't seen it. So that's why I needed, like, you know,

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to be paid to see it. You know, that's that's

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kind of.

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Speaker 2: Where the fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Man, He's looking for an excuse for Pixel slass Bubs

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submitted it again next year.

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Speaker 3: You know, please keep it coming.

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Speaker 1: But obvio, see what we're talking about today, hence their nicknames,

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hence the great patrons. We're talking about the Minecraft movie

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or a Minecraft movie. I don't even fucking know it's called.

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So you know, usually I throw to people I'm gonna

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go first, because I think everyone knows. On the most negative,

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I think everyone already knows my opinions where these two

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are seeing for the first time, so it's not like

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a big shock of how I feel. I feel like

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this movie. If you were to say, hey, we're gonna

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get a lab and we're gonna put together a movie

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that is designed for trust now to absolutely hate this

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is that movie. I don't think this is like the

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worst movie here and it's the worst movie all time

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anything like that. I can still live this movie and say, okay,

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I could see I can't really actually see any merrits.

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But I there's much worse movies I've seen in my life, right,

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even things like The Room. We're sure Tommy Wiseau claims

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was a dark comedy. If we know it wasn't we

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know all turned around. But I have more enjoyment from

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watching something like that. We watched War of the World,

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which technically, yes, is a worse movie than The Yes,

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but I would watch that ten times over before I

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had to watch this again. And that's my history with

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this that I watched or I didn't watch it, and

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we went to the theater with the kids. They really

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wanted to see it, so thank god she took the

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bolt right and then they really liked it want me

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to watch, So of course yes, when it comes on Crave,

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I watch it. I watched it. Awful experience, just awful.

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Feels like the longest movie all time. It's not even

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that long. I don't even think it's two hours, is it?

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I don't know, but go ahead, Kirkling.

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Speaker 2: When you when you're watching these movies with your kids

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that your kids absolutely love, are you just like, what

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a fucking garbage movie? Like?

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Speaker 4: Are you just fucking kids like that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I put on the God Like you're just

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dour and angry while you're watching it? Or are you

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like it's like so you're kind of doing it through them?

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Speaker 1: No, it's the same thing as someone un trested you today.

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I don't like sim through the Nutcracker every year, but

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I do it because Wenn loves to do it. But

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they're internally I have that face with the kids. No,

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I don't say, you know, they'll ask us. Not really

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my type of favorite movie but the good thing is

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I can say, like, well, there's movies you guys don't like, right,

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They're like, yeah, I guess so, but no, I never

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like got watch the like I never crap on in

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front of them, like even like you know so no,

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but we had to watch again. So they were very

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excited when I said, oh, guess we're watching with the podcast.

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And for this movie, it has every single clop clope

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there you go, new and clo, cliche and trope. You

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can think of new student, dead parent, troubles at work,

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you know, old Glory, Like it just feels like this

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movie is a chat GPT, like Taylor has written he

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has read us a version of this movie in the

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past if we asked him to do that. That's one

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the CGI and everything. For me, the most part looks

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pretty awful. It's that canny thing or they can't think

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where this whole movie I can't believe the world that's

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happening where Hey. I don't like these movies that much,

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but Avatar, at least when I'm watching them, I feel

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like it's living, breathing, and obviously that's the standard, right,

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But I'm just I'm using a movie that is all

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Cgi where this I can never lock in because it's no,

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it's just Momoa, that girl from Peacemaker, Jack black that

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girl from Wednesday. Don't know their names. They're just in

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a green screen room looking around, trying their best, and

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you know they do all right, Momoa. I hate in

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this because it just feels like it's a full paycheck movie.

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He's just happy to get whatever he has and goes

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back to Adria Drona good for him, and then to

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top it all off, the fucking well another thing too,

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I learned in Chair, I learned in Trivia, which I

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will lay out. Jared Hess directed this movie. It made

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so much sense because here's the thing. I do not

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like Napoleon Dynamite. I do not find that funny. It's

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not my type of humor. But at least I can

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say I can understand the merits, and that to me

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is like, okay, a good movie. So when I saw

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his name in that treatment, oh my god, it makes

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sense because it's the type of humor I don't like,

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like when Jack Blackley, oh much appreciate, like when they

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just shorten words or just say a bunch of adjectives

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and big explanation, like fun zany words to put together

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and it's supposed to be funny. None of that's working

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for mee, none of that. And then to top it

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all off, it's the worst version of Jack Black. And

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here that's fine, clearly there, right, because I feel like

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since twenty fifteen, there's been this thing that I hate

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Jack Black, since the Mario cast when these guys cast

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him as Yoshi, which he got a better role as Bowser.

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He was great to the man saying I do not

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hate Jack Black. I don't hate him as a performer.

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I don't hate him as a person. Though what he

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did last year to his best friend was shitty dump

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at his best friend. That was shitty. But I don't

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hate the man, right. What I dislike is this version

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of Jack Black, where, you know, I listen to the

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newscast Dylan Terry talking about Dylan's twelve DVD's King Kong,

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Jack Black phenomenal in King Kong. You know school Rock.

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One of the most charming performances you'll see is Jack

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Black and school Rock Tropic Thunder. I enjoy because that's

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him being comedic. But it's not like the same old

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same when he's just playing this just Jack Black, himself,

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very over the top, very kind of funny, annoying, you know,

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underdog hero that he's played. For some reason, it feels

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like the last decade he's just checked down and be like,

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I'm going to do this role all the time now

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and ruin things like goosebumps, et cetera. So I and

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I don't mind him doing this type of role every

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once in a while, but I felt like in the

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nineties and two thousands we had a good mix of

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Black kind of switch it up. I feel like this

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is the worst version of I'm just watching Jack Black again,

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collect a paycheck, do his thing, very easy, layup.

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Speaker 3: I just having fun, man making movies, big adventure, a

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great time, geez.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: To end it off here, absolutely, to end it off here.

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You know, we had the ten year and we had

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Extra Life, Extra Life hit twenty thousand, k nine years.

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That's great ten years. We would not be here with

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Ease and everyone over you but for Mike and everybody

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that voted this the one time you year. I'm gonna say,

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fuck y'all, fuck y'all for making me watch this twice.

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You're wasting my goddamn time making me watch my craft.

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Speaker 3: What do you watch it once?

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Speaker 1: What true? But I wish I knew. I wish there

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was a very future version. So every other time, and

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thankful for you this time. When I saw that poll

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on longed in, I felt ashamed of each and every

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one of you that voted. You motherfuckers, because I have nothing.

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This is on so long, and I will respond to

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what these guys want to talk about. I have trivia,

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but I have no pro and that Jennifer Coolidge stuff

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is just, oh my god, it's awful. I have nothing

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to say about this movie. There's nothing I wish I

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could erase that out of my mind. I have nothing

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to say. There's nothing about this movie that I ever

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want to think about nor return to. I never laughed.

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I was the Homelander Gift. This is easily easily a

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zero out of ten. I'm dropping my rating right away,

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a zero out of ten.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, definitely like Homelander Gift. But I just picture your

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family like loving this. Maybe not Emily so much, but.

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Speaker 1: Like you, she said, it wasn't that bad, and I

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had to question separating, you know. I was like, I

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hope you guys liked the idea of a stepmother because

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it could happen.

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Speaker 2: Oh god esus, I'll piggyback next off that one. This

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was an interesting watch for me. I didn't think I

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was ever gonna see this movie. I was kind of

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hoping I was never gonna see this movie. And I think,

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you know, thanks thanks to the Patreons, they voted and

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they chose this film. And I don't even think I

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was like really curious going into it, maybe other than

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the chicken Jockey stuff, just because I like when that

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was tearing like a hole through the nations of just

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blowing up theaters and stuff and people are going crazy,

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like enough fireworks. Like I just part of me was like, hey,

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fomo fear and missing out, like like what am I

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missing here of such a crazy scene that that's making

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these people go crazy on this. I feel like that

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was the only aspect of the movie like I was

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but I just felt like very numb for majority of

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this film. I watched it in three parts, and the

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first part was like seventy percent of the movie, and

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then it was like thirty and then I literally like

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couldn't even finish the last ten percent, and it wasn't

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because like it was so bad I turn off. It

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was just life.

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Speaker 1: Stay.

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this for many ass like majority of of the moments.

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Momoa in this role. But I think I think I

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have like a certain weakness to just him in the

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sense of like I see him being kind of a

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character nowadays, like like there's the cal Drogo badass Momoa

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he's not in the makeup, like I'll probably be terrify

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this guy awkamn, like so charming, but like still he

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had like just that badass free to him to like

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in Dune, he's cool, like cool inclusion. But I just

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could never get over like his outfit that they have

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him wearing for majority of that film. Every time I

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re watched it, I just see him as a pirate

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now and it's just I just giggle. And then here

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we are, we got the garbage man Moa. I'm not

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gonna go too deep on him because this is my overall,

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but there was a couple moments where it was just like, man,

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this is so this guy is here for the paycheck,

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not like he's not acting or like doing a what's

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a Marlon Brando thing where you're just phoning it in. Yeah, exactly,

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he's not phoning it in, like he is doing it.

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But I'm like, man, this is so not the film.

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It's gonna get you an oscar or like whatever whatever.

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Speaker 1: Major.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that was a sense. No, definitely not.

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I would hope not going into it. But it just

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seems like a very character type version of himself that yeah,

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it's come a long way for him on his trajectory

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of being an actor and whatnot. So there was a

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couple of moments that kind of just made me crack up.

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But it wasn't really because of the written joke. It

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was just the situation that I was seeing. Besides that,

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I will defend the CGI. I think the CGI blending

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with the humans didn't look great. I'm usually like super

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critical of that stuff, but like that was so nowhere

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near like the bad parts of this movie. I think

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it was a highlight actually, just seeing like the CGI

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world CGI like zombies and stuff and the creepers. The

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sound design around like the Minecraft elements was cool. I'm

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not like a big Minecraft player, but I've definitely played it.

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So just just recognize Holy Traus's the hereditary person running

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on his roof in the in the back there. That's scary.

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 2: Like I could at least recognize when some of those

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little tones would go off, or even just like the

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sounds of the skeletons or they're like shooting off their arrows.

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It was just like, oh man, like if anything, it's

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it's making me want to jump into a Minecraft world.

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So I guess it did that. It checked that box.

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But yeah, just the whole setup of the World of

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like with Steve and like what we're doing here, I

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was just I wasn't really in it.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to say.

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Speaker 2: It was like making me so mad, like I can't

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believe we're doing this. I think part of it helps

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that I'm not like a super Minecraft person, so it's

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not like, oh man, look what they did to my boy,

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like how some people are reacting with like the World

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of Warcraft movie came out. I definitely don't have a

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lot of skin in the game. Wasn't as bad as

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I was like thinking it to be, but like it

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also wasn't really good, like like I didn't think it

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was gonna be, so I was just very lukewarm going

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through it, and like I said, just just pretty Emperor Drogue,

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no emotion while watching it, which, yeah, I'm never gonna.

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Speaker 3: Revisit this movie.

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Speaker 2: I it also felt like the target audience. I was

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expecting it to be more in like an all ages range,

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but this felt like a lot more of a younger

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audience range. I don't want to say it, but like

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part of me was expecting like a six to seven

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meme reference or something like that to pop in and

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really have that Yeah, like it just seemed like so

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ten and under like like maybe ten's too old even,

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but like it just felt very much for kids, and

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I could imagine like like like you know, I've seen

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Sharp Boys and Lavia Girls back in the day, Like

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I like those movies as a kid, and if you

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watch them now, it probably be worse than this movie.

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So like I can't say this is like a god

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awful movie because it's like it's not really for my

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my target audience. I don't think maybe maybe the age

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demographic is supposed to be for everyone, and maybe that's

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where they failed. But overall, yeah, not a fan. Uh yeah,

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I'm I'm not gonna say I'm excited to unpack it

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with you guys, but uh yeah, I'll just pass it

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along to you guys.

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Speaker 3: Uh, I'll take the torch next here. So I have excited.

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Is not the right work because I would have watched earlier.

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But I have wanted to see this movie because opposite

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of Travis, I'm a big Jack Black fan, and I

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like him enough that even when he is doing the

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same thing, just Jack Black, as I'm saying things in

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funny ways, and just the way he like jump he

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does his little like hops and his jumps around just

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makes me happy. When I see Jack Black, he just

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brings joy to my life. So I you know, I

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like I like me some Jack Black, and then I

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love Minecraft, one of my favorite games ever. So I

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have been intrigued to see this movie at some point.

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It never really obviously when it hits streaming, I wasn't

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jumping out to go find it and watch it. But finally,

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with this moment here can finally check it out. Uh

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and yeah, so I've been looking forward to it, but I,

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you know, had very low expectations just based off the

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things I've heard from it, and I think, yeah, Kirkland,

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to your point there, I think I very much had

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the expectation that this was like an extremely kids kids movie,

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like didn't really seem like it was serving multiple audiences.

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I mean, there is a lot of stuff in your

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if you're a Minecraft fan that's like fun moments, Like

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even just when the crew early on is like nighttime

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falls for the first time, and they're like quick like

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panic building a house, a structured like defend themselves like that.

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You know, that's fun because that's like a relatable moment

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that you experience every time or I guess the original

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time you play Minecraft. So there's the fun little moments

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in there. But overall this movie, I think the biggest

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issue I have with it is like the writing just

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sucks so bad, and I like really set the tone

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immediately when Jack Black and like the opening monologue is

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just kind of exposition you kept expositions in catching you

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up on like where he's at before we go into

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like introduce the rest of the characters, and it's just

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it just sucks. Every line of dialogue is so blend

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and uninteresting and there's like no nuance to it, where

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just it's it's just like exposition dumping. And then you know,

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so many of the little jokes that characters have just

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don't really land. I feel bad for some characters here

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who get like a worse end of the stick than

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others in terms of the dialogue. But I could not

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stand Momoa in this. I feel like the way Travis

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hates Jack Black is kind of how I hated Mamoa

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in this. I did not a single moment of his

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work for me. I think the older sister character is

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maybe like the best acting in here, but she's maybe

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given the most, like actual scenes to act with and

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be emotional or is everyone else is just being zany?

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So I think that was fine. I love Coolidge in this.

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I think she's great, and I am excited to talk

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about that because Travis obviously said he doesn't like that.

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But I think there's a couple really like, if there's

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any good writing in this movie, it's all given to her,

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even though she's you know, only has like ten lines

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of dialogue in the whole movie. And let's see what else.

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I think it's sichi. I wise, I think I'm with you, Kirklan.

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I feel like there's a lot of things like when

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when a human character has to interact with a creature,

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it doesn't look good, like if anyone slashing a sword

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at an enemy does not look good. But generally, I

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think the backgrounds look really good. I think the environments

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and the way they took like the blocky ugliness, Like

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Minecraft is an ugly game, right, they took that blockiness

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ugliness and glowed it up to like four K, you know,

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like just getting the craziest texture pack going for this game.

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And I think it does look pretty good for the

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most part. When creatures are just walking around the background

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on their own, I think it's fine. It's just like

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when those yeah, interactions are happening, when things look a

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little bit off. But I think they did a good

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job of taking some of these really really low ressprites

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and like blowing them up and just giving them like

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the rounded corners to their to the edges, and I

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don't know, just like brightening the colors and things like that.

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So to me, it kind of works. It Actually, it

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looks a lot like Mario, like the Mushroom Kingdom. I

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feel like you get a lot of those same tones,

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the same lighting, all that sort of stuff, and I

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don't know what else I you know, overall, I don't

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think I hated it as much as these two, but

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it's definitely like it wasn't indascruciating to watch for me.

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But like the dialogue is cringe worthy in this it

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absolutely sucks. But I think think, you know, my last

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point here is I would have freaking loved this movie

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as a kid, and so maybe there's like five percent

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of me that's like, oh yeah, I can like, you know,

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put my mind back to what I was like as

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a kid and kind of see where the enjoyment comes from.

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Because Jack Black Minecraft mixed together, Uh yeah, that would

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have been everything for me as a child, So I

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can say where the enjoyment would come from for those

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under ten, the underten audience, as Kurdla mentioned. So that's

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where I'm at with this one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, this is this is not a movie

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that I personally was rushing to see, and it's not

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something that I would have seen outside of this uh

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retrospective in the fans the listen you.

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Speaker 2: Say you almost watched it?

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Speaker 3: Were you?

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Speaker 2: Like, I'm glad I didn't watch this before this, I

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swear you made a comment at some point.

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Speaker 4: I yes, I made a comment implying like I'm glad

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I didn't watch like on my own beforehand, because I

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just I'm this is just a one and done. If

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I were to watch it, it wouldn't have been me putting

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it on and not like again, racing to rush into it. It

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would have eventually happened, but not anytime soon. It just

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expedited because of this this retro. But uh m, yeah,

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Like I feel like there's definitely some better options out there,

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like Monster Hunter and even Make the Cut with mil

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Yovich and Tony Jall. That would have been a fucking

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banger of a time. Doom want Doom, I want to

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do him too. It would have been a primo pick

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with Carl Urban the rock fucking popping off. God damn,

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but this this movie felt like Borderlands and Jamanji, like

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hate fucked and you got like a weird.

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Speaker 1: I forgot Borderlands existed, right that could pop up on

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these ones. I forgot that's a movie until you just

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you just I just that's terrible. I know what's gonna

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happen next. We can get Borlands and twenty twenty seven.

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These fuckers are gonna make us do Minecraft too. I

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can feel it in my bones already happen.

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Speaker 2: We're having room boys.

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Speaker 1: Hands. Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: So this had a lot of borlanisms in there, but

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then again, I think it it was just the Jack

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Black component that made it feel jibanji ish.

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Speaker 1: But did you see Borland sort of cut you off?

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Have you seen that? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I did it.

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Speaker 1: We did.

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Speaker 4: I did a review for it on the feeds there

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we go check it out, Yeah, go check it out.

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So yeah, I just feel like it was a movie

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that just did not do enough to really stand on

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its own. I'm not going to give it a super

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hard fail by any means. I'm not giving it a pass,

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but we'll see what I give it at the end.

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But it's definitely something that the CGI did not rub

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me the wrong way necessarily all the time. And I

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can get on board with you guys when you say,

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like you see the CGI and the real world kind

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of meshing at the same time. There are definitely some

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moments there, but for the most part, I didn't like

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when I would catch myself laughing, and for a lot

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of the times I was just I was laughing only

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at Jason Momoa and the things that he was doing

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when he's eating the lava chicken and just trying to

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be all macho and he bites it into it and

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I'm like, man, he's really delivering because he's got like

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the quiver going on and his eyes are starting to

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swell up and he's just like, man, this is kind

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of getting to me. He's a good actor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and just the things that he's just.

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Speaker 1: And that's just they're gonna show. They're gonna show that

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clip the garbage. Look, there's gonna be that clip that

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00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,640
they show. And then he beats Timothy Shallow man mart

474
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,000
He's the free.

475
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,559
Speaker 4: He's just he has something that's so so casual when

476
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:27,759
he's Jennifer Coolidge is outside and he's pretending to be

477
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:30,720
the uncle and he's like, oh, who's the guy that

478
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,119
divorced you or like they made a mistake or whatever.

479
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,440
He's just like so I don't know on the fly,

480
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,000
and he's trying to one up Steve all the time too.

481
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,319
I like Jack Black. I think he's he's definitely Uh,

482
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,960
there was a part there was a time when like

483
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,599
you highlighted Travis School of Rock, you know, Shadow hal

484
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,039
the holiday. You got all these different roles that like.

485
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 1: Hold up, hold on, we'll walking back, don't he saw

486
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,079
the sneak? Okay, no chance, hold that. Yeah, that's another

487
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,839
fucking great Jack Blabe. He's fantastic shallow No, no, no, no,

488
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,200
we're not throwing the movie where Gwyeth Paltrow wore a

489
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,799
eight hundred dollars or eight hundred pound body suit for

490
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:16,279
the all true love my god, envy.

491
00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 4: Then I'll switch that for envy because that was that

492
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,039
was a good one and never heard of it. Yeah,

493
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:26,680
remember with the vay Pooh rise, when uh bay pooh rise.

494
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,759
Speaker 1: This is another sneak. Already seeing this poster. As much

495
00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:35,039
as I love Ben Stiller is giving me massive red flags.

496
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,680
I will share if you've never seen this. No, but

497
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:41,640
this poster is definitely given some shallow out type of.

498
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:43,839
Speaker 4: Ben Stiller.

499
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 1: Like Ben Stiller, Rachel vizes in this amy pole, Wait

500
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,720
what do you do, Taylor in an audience score, an

501
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,400
audience score for.

502
00:22:58,039 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 4: Quick quick context. Okay, okay, quick context. Ben Stiller and

503
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:06,359
Jack Blacker neighbors, and then Jack Black creates this thing

504
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,119
called vaypou rise, which makes Pooh disappear, and he becomes

505
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,960
a fucking billionaire, and so the whole movie is Ben

506
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,480
Stiller getting extremely jealous of just Jack Black, like living

507
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:15,920
like rich.

508
00:23:16,039 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: Now Shahaw was the better pick, apparently forty percent versus

509
00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:22,599
the seven and twenty seven.

510
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 4: Go watch it's a great time.

511
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: It's a great I will I will do that.

512
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:32,519
Speaker 4: Taylor was nice. Nice, there's a silver lining for tonight.

513
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:37,960
But yeah, so back with the back with the minecraft. Yeah,

514
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,200
it's just it's I don't know. There were some things

515
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,119
that I did. I had a good time with and

516
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,079
it was fun, but I watched it in two parts.

517
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,920
The older sister. I couldn't get over the fact that

518
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,039
she looked like she was twelve, and she was driving

519
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:55,160
a car and she was playing the mom role and

520
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,480
she was in this room with all these execs like oh,

521
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,519
your marketing planted it, And I was like, I can't

522
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,680
get on with this. This is really throwing me off.

523
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,519
Like she looks like she's.

524
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: Just twenty three years old, so she could have a license.

525
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,079
Speaker 4: Three yea, what the fuck?

526
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: WHOA she's from Wednesday.

527
00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 4: I'll mentioned like what two years ago, right Wednesday? That's where, Yeah,

528
00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:17,640
I can't remember her name. She's Wednesday's like mad Friends.

529
00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:21,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, emm Myers, Emma Myers, I.

530
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: Think she meant like in the show.

531
00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 4: I think that's in the show.

532
00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don enidclai Admires, Yeah yeah, Emma Enid a

533
00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:37,400
daughter of the director of Envy.

534
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:42,279
Speaker 4: Auto of the director. Uh yeah, I'm just I'm I

535
00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:46,640
think that they Yeah, It's just I don't know. I

536
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,440
don't know. This is a This is a crazy one

537
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,799
because Jared has like, I like that your libre, but

538
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:53,319
one of definitely like a high up movie for me,

539
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,839
is definitely a Napoleon Dynamite. So I don't feel like

540
00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:59,240
there was there's not your libra humor in here, maybe

541
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,519
to a slight degree, but not not all of it.

542
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:06,079
It was very it's very different. And then Napoleon Dynamite

543
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,759
is just such a fucking fantastic film. I love that

544
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:11,519
movie so much, and that's definitely on just a different

545
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,319
comedic tier than what this movie is by far, so

546
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,400
I think.

547
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:18,079
Speaker 1: It's more in line with Napoleon though as far as

548
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,480
like a lot of dumb characters interacting with each other,

549
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:23,559
right like that, that's a Napoleon They're all, I don't know,

550
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,759
they're on a different playfield as far as.

551
00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 4: But it's not, it's not. The IQ level is definitely there,

552
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,759
and it's it's I would say, that's definitely the same,

553
00:25:31,839 --> 00:25:36,039
but it's not excessive and flamboyant and exactly No.

554
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: No, it's much more mud.

555
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,559
Speaker 4: Where it is, and I think that's why, because it's

556
00:25:39,599 --> 00:25:42,200
so more muted, it feels more innocent and I can

557
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,039
laugh at it a lot more, whereas this, Yeah, it's

558
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:49,720
just totally in your face and that you're right, Jack Black.

559
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:53,839
These last few movies, he definitely plays that same kind

560
00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:57,079
of role. And it's funny because I just saw on

561
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,400
my feeds today we got our first shot of Jumanji

562
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,200
three where going to the world, So I'm like, oh,

563
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,599
Jack Black, as he's popping off, he's probably gonna be

564
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,880
the same character in here now box office king himself.

565
00:26:09,759 --> 00:26:12,519
I will give him credit in Jimanji actually because he

566
00:26:12,599 --> 00:26:15,359
plays two different kids, so the one he plays the

567
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,279
girl and then he plays like the guy, right, So

568
00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:20,640
I feel like he does actually he is. He's really

569
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,279
really good. He does spread out and actually do different portrayals,

570
00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:25,160
so that's probably the most diverse he's been in the

571
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:31,799
last few years. They're performance Envy fantastic twenty two thousand

572
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,759
and four film. But I don't know if I have

573
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,559
anything else I can really add the score. I don't

574
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:39,880
really remember much of the score. One scene that I

575
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,240
will shout out actually that did maybe laugh was when

576
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:45,640
he was riding Jason Momoa's back. I thought, this is

577
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,839
fucking crazy, and then they had to do like the

578
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,200
flip and Jason will is like, I'm gonna you know,

579
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,200
Jack Black was like, I'm gonna squeeze. Which one was it?

580
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,759
One of them was like I gotta squeeze. I gotta

581
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:59,160
get tight up on you, and then he like clenches

582
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,279
and tight and do what you need to do what

583
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,279
you need to do. Yeah, nine mode, yeah, yeah, sixty nine.

584
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:07,079
Speaker 3: There's a scene like that in Tenacious D actually, where

585
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,799
Jack Black is writing John c Riley as a sasquash.

586
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:11,079
So I feel like that was kind of a bit

587
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:13,599
of a I feel like there's a few little Tenacious

588
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,920
D throwbacks in here, But maybe I've just seen that

589
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,960
movie since thousand times and you.

590
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: Sure didn't watch that, you didn't put that on.

591
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 3: And then that's just always playing in my head on

592
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:24,559
repeat on loop.

593
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, carry away, Where where do we wanna where?

594
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,920
Do you guys want to go here?

595
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,799
Speaker 3: Well, I would like to ask, because yeah, I like Kirkland. Obviously,

596
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,039
the chicken Jockey thing that became every everything I was

597
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,720
all over the internet. I guess it's a meme, but

598
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:45,359
it was also just people popping off in the theater,

599
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,640
and so knowing that that was a thing going into

600
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,640
this movie, I was like, Okay, when we get to

601
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,880
that scene, I'm gonna perk my ears up a little bit.

602
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,359
And then we get to the scene and it's just

603
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,160
kind of like any other scene and it's not really

604
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,599
that special. And I thought there'd be like a big

605
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,160
song or something. So I just I just don't get it.

606
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,319
Why why did that blow up? Do you think is

607
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,480
there any rhyme or reason or is it just pure

608
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,119
brain wrong?

609
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,519
Speaker 1: That's not like from the game. There's no is there

610
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:09,319
a chicken Jockey.

611
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 3: I don't think there's even mini zombies. Maybe there is now,

612
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:15,880
but I don't remember there even being mini zombies.

613
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: Chicken Jockey is a rare in game hostile mob. So

614
00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:24,920
I guess that mob is what kind of prompted the

615
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,640
crowds crazy. Yeah, I don't do it.

616
00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can tell you how. That's when when Kirk

617
00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:37,680
was asking for the age, it's definitely and it's not

618
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,160
calling him out. I know he did enjoy the movie,

619
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,079
but it's like s Pubs and down, I feel like

620
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:44,200
that's who it's intended for. Obviously other people well no,

621
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,400
but I just mean like people that were obviously you

622
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,880
guys played Minecraft when you were growing up, but you

623
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,680
weren't playing it as like kids, right, like kids kids? Okay,

624
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,599
there you go. And I've never I've played it a

625
00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:57,599
few times to like exit a menu, so I've never

626
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,759
played it myself, but like, I feel that the people

627
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:02,799
that wrote with it as kids, that's who it's really

628
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,200
hidden for, Like when spos can be that nostalgia about.

629
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,920
So that's why I feel like it's SPO's age and

630
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,640
down who it's four. And that's where you know that's

631
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,880
gonna say they all suffer from brain rot, but you

632
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,920
know that's where you know that's the chicken jockey thing

633
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,079
is definitely something where it's like I don't I'll say

634
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,960
but but but don't get me wrong. I think there's

635
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,480
people of every air that suffers from brain rot. Don't

636
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,039
get wrong. I think I just think it's in yeah,

637
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:27,960
that we fucked up for them. But I think it's

638
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:33,240
brain rot in different scenarios where I feel like, I

639
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:36,000
think in this scenario with this movie, Yeah, it's something

640
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,799
where it's just like a fucking the six set. It's

641
00:29:38,839 --> 00:29:40,960
just something where it's like, oh, this is something like

642
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,720
hilarious and let's mean about it, let's bring live chickens

643
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,240
into the theaters all that type of stuff, And yeah,

644
00:29:46,279 --> 00:29:49,400
I know that's where it's like, that's where that movie

645
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,039
makes me feel old man, where it's like, oh, they

646
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:53,720
don't make movies like they used to when I was

647
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,480
a kid, you know, which you know, we talk about

648
00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:57,119
Charckbor and Love Girl, which sucked.

649
00:29:57,119 --> 00:29:59,759
Speaker 4: As this is just a movie that based on video

650
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,720
game adaptation films. I feel like this is one that

651
00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:05,279
it's up there with Angry Birds that didn't need to

652
00:30:05,319 --> 00:30:07,119
be made. They just made it because it was just

653
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:09,680
the big It made a lot of money, right right,

654
00:30:09,759 --> 00:30:10,519
Well maybe.

655
00:30:12,319 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, so if you know, but that's the

656
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,599
thing where because again referring everyone, check out the newscast

657
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,079
that they just did, uh, Dylan Taylor, when you get

658
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,160
stuff with live actional Wana Taylor, you talked for like

659
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,480
three minutes about why the live actional Wanta doesn't need

660
00:30:24,519 --> 00:30:27,200
to be made, and then Dylan Ellis you know, saying that, yeah,

661
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,920
we'll be there day one, and like that's that's why

662
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,839
they do it, because like you're like, oh, they don't

663
00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:33,759
need to The suits are just looking at what is

664
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:35,920
the most financial Angry Birds was what at one point

665
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,559
I'd say, like the biggest app game in the world,

666
00:30:37,599 --> 00:30:41,880
right Minecraft, when the like still it's is it best selling?

667
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 4: Still?

668
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like top five or something right, Like It's

669
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,480
like that's why it is, Like, so you're looking just numbers.

670
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,440
It needs to be made. It has to be made,

671
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,720
and I don't think they care. And as we saw

672
00:30:52,759 --> 00:30:54,480
the Angry Birds, those movies are hits. With this, I

673
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,440
don't think they really care about quality because I think

674
00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:59,160
certain names, if you hit at the right time, you'll

675
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,599
just get people. And this is I'll bring sets either.

676
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,519
But I think it's like I still think it was

677
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:05,640
the second or biggest North American movie this year behind

678
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,319
Lelan Stitch. So it's like absolutely.

679
00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:11,759
Speaker 3: Even before the movie and stuff like the Minecraft merch

680
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:14,559
has been huge for years. They've been doing the lego forever.

681
00:31:14,599 --> 00:31:17,559
I feel like every kid has like a diamond sword now,

682
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,799
Like I just I feel.

683
00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:20,519
Speaker 1: Like it's just everywhere the sword for sure.

684
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that pipeline is an undreverse where

685
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,759
it's like, Okay, thing is a video game, then it's

686
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,880
a movie, and then they go hard on the merch.

687
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,799
But I feel like, yeah, Minecraft's been like looking huge

688
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:30,599
for a long time now.

689
00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 4: There's definitely room to do a good story in this world.

690
00:31:34,519 --> 00:31:37,279
I think it's innatly it's like a classic kind of

691
00:31:37,319 --> 00:31:39,960
cop out when you have the real world versus like

692
00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:42,039
the game world or something like that. Even Monster Hunter

693
00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:43,799
did that right, and I think they've done They've done

694
00:31:43,799 --> 00:31:45,680
that it with a few other ips as well when

695
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,920
it comes to video games. But in this sense, like

696
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:52,680
it's just a shame that the dollars are more valuable

697
00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:54,920
than just like writing a good story, and I feel

698
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,279
like they could have done something maybe a little bit

699
00:31:57,319 --> 00:32:01,079
more interesting and engaging here instead of just kind of

700
00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:03,519
tossing it out the window and then just phoning it

701
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:06,440
in right. Like Jason Wimo's whole role. You guys were

702
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,480
talking about how he just showed up just to collect

703
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,440
the paycheck. That's really what his fucking role was in

704
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,240
the movie. He showed up he's trying to get fucking

705
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:17,079
diamonds and stuff because that actor broke. Yeah, it's crazy.

706
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: He's not broke. But again approach that maybe that's a

707
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,400
brand butter In's in the future. But it's just like

708
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,480
that's right, Like you say, they they should do that,

709
00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:28,440
but they didn't need to. They need like all this

710
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:30,720
worked out for them, right, They're doing a sequel. They

711
00:32:30,759 --> 00:32:34,880
got Chicken Jockey, like they did all these whatever they

712
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,920
did like party screenings where people could I.

713
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,039
Speaker 4: Know, stuff, like it's an unhealthy problem that's being fed

714
00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:43,039
for all the wrong reasons. It's just a nasty cycle,

715
00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:44,960
you know. But does that second one.

716
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 3: To a billion, which they do, then like mission accomplished, right,

717
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,519
Who cares what.

718
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: We think our kids enjoying, kids are enjoying from which

719
00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:55,599
kids all the like tons of kids, my three kids

720
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,400
enjoy it. Yeah, And because even like Kirk, because I

721
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:02,559
was a little older when I saw Shoo Shark Boy girl,

722
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,160
Yeah that was that was the wrong video I downloaded.

723
00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:12,519
I was at age where it was like this fucking sucks,

724
00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:14,200
but tons of people loved. But because I was the

725
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,200
age previously where I love Spike.

726
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: Kids, Spike kids pretty similar though.

727
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:20,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why I was at that age, right.

728
00:33:20,279 --> 00:33:22,279
But then so when I get a little older, and

729
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:24,920
I'm thinking, I'm gonna girl, what.

730
00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 4: Who likes shark?

731
00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:27,279
Speaker 1: That guy right there?

732
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,279
Speaker 4: I it was. It was a little bit below me.

733
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,839
Speaker 1: He tried to watch it last week.

734
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,119
Speaker 2: I incorporated it and my generation.

735
00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 4: That's the Taylor Lautner film.

736
00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: Right, yes it is. Yeah, but that's just what I mean.

737
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,720
When I got older, that's where it tracked for me

738
00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:45,200
of like, oh, this isn't this isn't that good? And

739
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,279
even then, like I'm not trying to throw stones, but

740
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:48,920
I could say the same thing about the fucking Mario

741
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,279
movie and you enjoy that. I think the Mario movie

742
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:54,799
is super empty and like nothing calories, but it's like, no,

743
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,319
we love it because it's like a bunch of cut

744
00:33:56,319 --> 00:34:01,119
scenes and that's I mean, uh no, but I will

745
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,119
they're both not good movies. But that's the thing where

746
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:05,000
it doesn't matter. If if that's where I think we're

747
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,480
gonna get so many shit movies in ten years, I

748
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,719
get like it doesn't matter because people they're paying to

749
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,159
go see the events now. So when people hear that

750
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,719
people are going nuts for Chicken Jockey and you might

751
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,159
get a live animal in your theater. That's worth the

752
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:21,159
price of mission, not to see like what it is

753
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:23,559
for people. Though it's the second biggest movie of the year,

754
00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:26,280
it's nearly a billion dollar movies like it's you know,

755
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,679
like that's where I don't think they sure would. I

756
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,519
personally like them to sit down and go, hey, let's

757
00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:35,559
really crack this Minecraft story and make it great. Sure,

758
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:40,159
but I think they made it kitty like we were

759
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:42,239
just talking about, and kids do like it because they're

760
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,960
not thinking the same way we are. They're just seeing

761
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,800
loud characters do fun activities, and it always always helps

762
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,559
big time when there's one or two kid protagonists as well.

763
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,599
I've always noticed with uh with my kids, like even

764
00:34:54,599 --> 00:34:56,760
with Star Wars, they enjoy them, but they don't lock

765
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,800
as much as if you got a kid protagonist like

766
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,440
Harry Potter. You're there, asked abou Cherry Park. Because when

767
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,880
you're a kid and there's another kid on screen, you're

768
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,320
putting yourself in that journey, right, So I think they

769
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,599
were super smart from business wise to make that main kid.

770
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:12,760
And even the MS we said, she looks like a kid,

771
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,679
but the main kid who's I can't remember his name,

772
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,920
what's the main character's name that Steve's like protege, he's

773
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,480
the builder. His name is Boy is actually just boy

774
00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:25,159
Henry Henry? Okay, So like they were super So if

775
00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:27,199
you're just saying about from that, they were super smart

776
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:30,400
to make Henry the protagonists a young you know, lead, So.

777
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 4: Is that why they did it? With the Predator? Then

778
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,440
they had the kid as the lead so the kids

779
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,360
can relate to this character's rule.

780
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,519
Speaker 1: Well, but that's done because it's a rat R movie.

781
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:41,840
So that's where you're off the reservation right there. You

782
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,639
can't the target audience can't buy a ticket to see the.

783
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:47,599
Speaker 4: Movie Jurassic Park or Jurassic Park.

784
00:35:47,639 --> 00:35:51,159
Speaker 1: Then, well, but that's different because that I can just

785
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:53,719
say is a great tale like that, that's a whole.

786
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,039
Speaker 3: Different spectrum roman you have before.

787
00:35:56,679 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: And even then Jurassic Park is very successful full So

788
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,440
don't we even said this with the last movie right

789
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,039
with the kids? Well, yeah, but I don't think that's

790
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:06,800
for the kids. That movie. I don't think Drassic Park

791
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,400
was considered a kid's movie, nor The Predator. So I

792
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,079
think you're you're out back.

793
00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:11,639
Speaker 4: I'll back try.

794
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 3: But Jurassic Park, I think I love Envy, but it's

795
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,239
you know, maybe not a good movie.

796
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could say the Drastic Park movies. Now, yes,

797
00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:22,000
And that's why we complain. Why is there always a

798
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,960
fucking kid in pair all the time in a glass bowl,

799
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,559
in a life jacket, in a jeep.

800
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,199
Speaker 3: M glass bowl?

801
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? And Jurassic Remember, they're like they're in a ball

802
00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:34,280
and they're like, oh, it's put of a ride.

803
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: I don't remember.

804
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 4: That's there?

805
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,199
Speaker 3: The glass bowl?

806
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,119
Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah, it's a gyrosphere.

807
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, a gyro sphere.

808
00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 4: Now you're bowl.

809
00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 2: You can picture it now? Oh no, not all it's

810
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,760
a gyrosphere.

811
00:36:52,039 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: Okay, bowl, where.

812
00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 2: Is it.

813
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: Technical? It's called a hamster ball. There you go.

814
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 2: It's a gyro And there's.

815
00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: Like fucking in an hour of these kids in this

816
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:16,360
ball just mosing around entertaining everybody. He's definitely saying together,

817
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:18,559
all right.

818
00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:23,079
Speaker 3: Two jokes I really liked in this one is when

819
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:28,880
Jennifer Coolidge drives over the villager and she says, you're

820
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,320
not gonna assue me, are you? Everyone wants to assume

821
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,960
me when I hit them with my jeep Cherokee. It's like,

822
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,440
only like the way Coolidge says words, and the fact

823
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,440
that she says jeep Cherokee, and not just like with

824
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,519
my car, but the fact that she like name drops

825
00:37:42,519 --> 00:37:44,920
that which I don't know if it's product placement or not,

826
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,000
but that wine fucking killed me. And then also later

827
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:52,360
on when she's having dinner with this villager who she's

828
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,400
now dating, and the server come up, comes up and

829
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,800
asks are you finished, and she says no, I think

830
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,239
he's Swedish. I was fucking rolling again. I love that line.

831
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,079
Like that, that is top notch writing right there. So

832
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:09,960
showed it to Coolidge, who I feel like, doesn't she

833
00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:12,440
even like anywhere in the last hour of the movie.

834
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,039
I feel like she's just randomly in the middle.

835
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so yeah thirty seconds and then she

836
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,079
gets the end credit if.

837
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 2: She gets like a yeah, oh, I didn't stay around

838
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:20,800
with the end credit.

839
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I gotta go back. It's positive.

840
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 3: But shows the Coolidge doing her Coolidge thing. I didn't

841
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,840
like her early on, but when she was hanging out

842
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,559
with the villager, I liked all that stuff that it

843
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:31,920
was fun.

844
00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:36,519
Speaker 2: I loved how you were ragging on the writing at

845
00:38:36,519 --> 00:38:38,559
the start and now you're like, but the rating of

846
00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:40,639
these jokes man, well.

847
00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:44,599
Speaker 3: Two jokes, I mean out of a however many page

848
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:47,280
script is not a great ratio. But that's why I

849
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,920
want to highlight the good, the good moments. But unfortunately

850
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,400
those are the only two lines I liked in the

851
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:51,960
movie that.

852
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 2: I could that I wrote in I'm splitting blocks here.

853
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:55,639
Speaker 3: Uh.

854
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't love the Coolidge inclusion. I think we

855
00:38:59,599 --> 00:39:02,239
could have. I think it was just like the villager

856
00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:06,719
thing was just it was just taking me out of

857
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:11,039
like any potential humor of just this guy is so standouty,

858
00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:18,079
like nobody's addressing this at all. He doesn't see now

859
00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:20,719
it's getting me now the joke's getting me after the fact.

860
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,840
But yeah, I'll just leave it there, all right.

861
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,199
Speaker 3: One more line I liked actually, right at the very

862
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,480
end of the movie, Jack Black.

863
00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:31,159
Speaker 4: Uh.

864
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 3: They defeat the foe, the enemy, I don't even know

865
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,760
what her name was, but defeats the foe and she's

866
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,320
like dying and she's like come here, come close, and

867
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,840
he's like, what are you gonna stab me with you

868
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,719
with a little knife or something. She's like, no, no,

869
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,679
I'm not gonna do that. I'm too tired. And then

870
00:39:45,679 --> 00:39:49,159
he comes up and yeah she does try and stand

871
00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:50,679
with the little knife and the way he slaps it

872
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,599
just like in the very most Jack Black way with

873
00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:56,800
like the CGI creature. It got me that that was

874
00:39:57,039 --> 00:39:58,599
that was good stuff. I like that line.

875
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,679
Speaker 4: At the start when he's I think this is the

876
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,639
trailer too, when he Jack Black, he's like he's a

877
00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:06,480
little kid and the guy like chasing around the mine

878
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,039
and then he's older and he's like, I yearned for

879
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:11,599
the mines. Uh, that just is I'm pretty sure they

880
00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:14,159
pulled that just from this meme where it's like, in

881
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,159
nineteen twenty, we took children out of the coal mines,

882
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:18,960
and in twenty twenty, the most popular video game in

883
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,840
the market is Minecraft and the children yearned for the mines.

884
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,320
That meme just fucking always got me. But the way

885
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,960
Jack Black says that that lion, it's it's it's some

886
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:27,480
good stuff.

887
00:40:27,519 --> 00:40:30,159
Speaker 3: It's a good Jack Black word. Yearn yeah yeah.

888
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 4: A year yeah yeah. Nice.

889
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: In the movie whatever, the last line in the movie

890
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,239
was whatever, That one.

891
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: Was, Oh you like you liked the little knife joke

892
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,280
as well?

893
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and that that's how because I know we're

894
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,400
at the end, thank god. And then credits you.

895
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,639
Speaker 3: Know, but then you stayed for the post credits.

896
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 1: Not this time the first time I did. But yeah,

897
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,400
that only line.

898
00:41:00,639 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your favorite lie? We're doing a podcast, you

899
00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:08,000
guys have to say things.

900
00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I have nothing to say.

901
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:23,519
I am speechless. For once they knew what they're getting into.

902
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:27,519
They're being cheeky. This was a colorad of space. This

903
00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:30,880
was one of these pics that, yes they did. Even

904
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:33,280
he might put an eyewink in the discord when he

905
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,480
was talking about it. He knew he was doing. He

906
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,880
knew what they and he go sixty nine like in

907
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,440
the comments.

908
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 4: They knew what they were doing private chat and they

909
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,639
were coordinating.

910
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,559
Speaker 1: Yeah something. Someone put it in there and they leaped

911
00:41:44,599 --> 00:41:46,360
on it like a bunch of ants, like, oh, here's

912
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,320
a chance to get Minecraft.

913
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 3: Reviewed, and we're doing like the Dennis song at the end.

914
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,559
It was fun.

915
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna mention Dennis and us just such a

916
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:02,159
lack of sure like plot point for me personally. I like,

917
00:42:02,199 --> 00:42:05,039
I I guess it's like something from the Minecraft world

918
00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:07,960
to like bring something to the real war, but like

919
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,639
they really don't do much with the character Dennis at all,

920
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,599
and he's like so heartbroken that he lost Dennis, and

921
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,639
then in the movie, Oh, you can just take Dennis.

922
00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:19,480
It's fine. I don't, I don't care. I was like

923
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,159
a gain, I was Emperor Drogue this movie. I was

924
00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:23,960
pretty numb when that happened. I was like, are you

925
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,199
fucking kidding me? Like, after all that, he doesn't fucking

926
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,159
keep Dennis here, like like we we don't even have

927
00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:32,519
a lot of moments with Dennis. And uh at a bio,

928
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,280
I don't know her actual name, but yeah, that's her

929
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,760
Peacemaker name, but uh, and like I feel like she

930
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,320
was fine, but like really not a lot of substance

931
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:43,800
around her.

932
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,559
Speaker 3: At a bio. So who is that?

933
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll she's the one that's like the the keep,

934
00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:51,840
like she checks on the kids.

935
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 4: She's the realtor.

936
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,599
Speaker 1: Okay, the realtor. Yeah, yeah, why she's done.

937
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: Yeah that's that's her name, Daniel.

938
00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: She's in this adventure. I don't know.

939
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I don't.

940
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,119
Speaker 3: I feel like she got the shortest end of the

941
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:07,360
stick in terms of just the worst dialogue everyone.

942
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:10,079
Speaker 2: And I really liked her in Peacemaker more more in

943
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:13,599
season one than season two, but like still just to

944
00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:15,719
have her in here and to not have a lot

945
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,559
of juice, like I feel like the Coolidge had more

946
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:20,559
juice than than the Brooks did.

947
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: Well sit Coolidge, of course, Yeah, you gotta give her something, right.

948
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,519
Speaker 3: I drink the kool aid, That's true. Yeah, I feel

949
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,920
like favorite village actress in Orange of the New Black,

950
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,119
and I don't. I don't think I've seen her in

951
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:31,559
anything since then. So it was I was excited to

952
00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:34,039
see her in here, but then, yeah, she just gets

953
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,000
nothing to work with.

954
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, absolute a copy off guard when she appeared, because

955
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,679
I was like, she's kind of a name.

956
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: She's not she's she's not an.

957
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: If I can recognize her, I know her from another project.

958
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,920
To me, that means your name.

959
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: Did you know her name before Crookland looked it up?

960
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,559
She's great building the name, she's great peace maker. Hey,

961
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:04,719
this will this will help her, you know, because she's

962
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:09,039
probably gonna well the sequel what well, I guess it

963
00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:11,639
depends what you want help with. I think for what

964
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,880
she what her career she's aiming for, and the product

965
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,679
she's picked. I think so yes, I think you'll get

966
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:16,760
more projects like this.

967
00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 3: Royalties on this Bad Boy for thirty eight years.

968
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mentionined she'll be hopefully in the sequel for

969
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:27,960
her case. So I think for the career she's seemingly

970
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,679
building this. This helps in the case, like yeah, again

971
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,559
if was in this minecraft.

972
00:44:33,199 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 4: Two, well after after that, just more.

973
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: Movies like this, like when we talk like when you

974
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,239
do a funny voice in Mario or a shitty role

975
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,920
in Ghostbusters, or if you're in the next can the

976
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:47,840
Hat movie like all that, or even then she's a peacemaker.

977
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,880
She's gonna be in the DCU until Saudi Arabia fucking

978
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,760
buys dc So she's good there. So just like stuff

979
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,280
that's like or action. She would be like in the

980
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,199
action comedies where it's like she's the top cop or

981
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:03,039
the handler, like the neighbor who you know, like whatever,

982
00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,719
what if Michael Sarah just doing Running Man? She could

983
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,079
do that, you know, like that.

984
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 4: Type of stuff like I'm Melissa McCarthy.

985
00:45:09,679 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. I don't I won't pull that far

986
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,519
because I think McCarthy is like a different level. But yeah,

987
00:45:14,559 --> 00:45:17,920
there's tons of opportunity for especially with streaming now, there's

988
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,800
so much that, like I don't know, kind of schlocky

989
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,599
stuff out there that like anybody can do.

990
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 2: Right, So the Shardan project maybe sure, No, she no,

991
00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:29,599
She's show she wanted to.

992
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,159
Speaker 1: She showed she had the chops and peacemaker.

993
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 4: Okay, I put her in anything.

994
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,519
Speaker 2: But then like Taylor Sheridan projects, you.

995
00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:43,159
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, the guy Ran told Frank Grillo is in

996
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:46,039
the Shardan products, then I'll give it to the bio too.

997
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: She's a fan after than Frank Grillo. I promise you

998
00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:53,599
that if you were asked me if we could get

999
00:45:53,639 --> 00:45:56,559
one person in GV movie, I'm thinking Daniel Brooks one

1000
00:45:56,639 --> 00:45:57,800
hundred and a hundred.

1001
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 4: Hundred grill, we could do that.

1002
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 2: We can go that route.

1003
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: So you got to work with him, Kirktly and you

1004
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:06,280
have to work with them, and he's big league. He's like, yeah, no,

1005
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,880
I'm not losing this fight, you know. So like The

1006
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,280
Rock and Duwayne right, they had those contract where they

1007
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,639
can't lose fights or anythinghere, Daniel Brooks like, I bet

1008
00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:17,719
you're having a fun time on set. Whether she's a

1009
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,280
Christler not saying for girls a bad person, I'm not

1010
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,440
saying that. I'm just saying, you know, he could be. Yeah,

1011
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,960
he's in those shared movies.

1012
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 3: My notes have been expended.

1013
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:37,559
Speaker 1: I do trivia whenever ready, but I'm yep, my notes

1014
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:38,559
are gone as well too.

1015
00:46:39,679 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 2: As I mentioned, I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to

1016
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,920
Minecraft in my experience, Like I never got super far

1017
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,599
in the game, but it was still cool to see

1018
00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:48,559
like his little contraptions and like, to my understanding, that's

1019
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:51,800
kind of how it works, like with the red mineral

1020
00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:54,960
thing to like just shoot around your carts and stuff

1021
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,639
like that, and the lava chicken thing, like like do

1022
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,960
people make that in game till cook your chickens? Just

1023
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,599
like an automated system like that. I feel like I've

1024
00:47:02,639 --> 00:47:06,760
seen some contraptions, if it's not that specific version, just

1025
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,360
just specifically when Steve was showing off all of his stuff,

1026
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,519
it was kind of cool to go through that because

1027
00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:15,280
I remember like visiting friends worlds and stuff. Again, I

1028
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,119
was super vanilla player, but they're like, oh, look what

1029
00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:18,760
I made, and I'm just like, I didn't even know

1030
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,360
you could do stuff like this in this game. So

1031
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,400
it kind of felt like that when we were going

1032
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,360
through that sequence. So I will give a positive.

1033
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: For that.

1034
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:34,039
Speaker 2: The Enderman also I thought was cool. Is that how

1035
00:47:34,039 --> 00:47:35,480
it works in the game. You just can't look at

1036
00:47:35,559 --> 00:47:37,159
him or he messes you up.

1037
00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 3: Pretty much. It always tries to teleport behind you.

1038
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 2: Like a Slenderman.

1039
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's it's a little knockoff. They headed there,

1040
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,960
but you do get that item, that teleporting item when

1041
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,840
you do kill it, so you know it was good

1042
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,880
accuracy as well.

1043
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:57,519
Speaker 2: Cool the Tater Todd gun? Can you make that in Minecraft?

1044
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,639
Speaker 3: That I think was fiction? And also then they have

1045
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,559
like a saxophone at one point, like I don't think

1046
00:48:02,559 --> 00:48:04,960
you can make a saxophone.

1047
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. My other game related question would have been about

1048
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:13,159
these pig creatures, the Malgosha that was her name, the

1049
00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:17,400
Big bad and her her just army of underground pigs.

1050
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,360
Is that like a foe that you come across a Minecraft?

1051
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,480
I didn't think.

1052
00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you you come across like the I think

1053
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,599
they're called piglands or piglets or whatever. Probably not piglets

1054
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:29,280
because that would be like IP infringement. But yeah, when

1055
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,239
you go to the Nether, which is like the hell

1056
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,639
world that he was in, then they're those guys are everywhere.

1057
00:48:33,639 --> 00:48:38,559
They like pretty essentially replace zombies and the ghosts. The

1058
00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:41,360
giant flying ghosts are everywhere, and they do like shoot

1059
00:48:41,639 --> 00:48:44,000
like bomb attacks from far away and they are terrifying.

1060
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,280
So it's cool they got those in there. I don't

1061
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:51,559
know if Maldo Malgosha is a boss that's like actually

1062
00:48:51,599 --> 00:48:53,440
in the game, not not that I've seen. And then

1063
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,639
like the bigger ones that are kind of like the

1064
00:48:55,639 --> 00:48:57,960
big trolls or whatever. I've never seen those before, but

1065
00:48:58,039 --> 00:48:59,800
it's been a while since I've been in the nether

1066
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:02,840
been a while since I've played Minecraft as well. But yeah,

1067
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,840
there's probably a few of those freaks in there, but

1068
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,039
definitely like the regular pig guys are and those ghosts

1069
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:09,079
are everywhere.

1070
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 4: Why is it the pigs get zombiefied when they sip

1071
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,559
into the overworld? What is it that triggers that immediately

1072
00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:18,800
for them unless they drink that potion.

1073
00:49:21,119 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: That's a great question that I don't know the answer to.

1074
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,599
Speaker 1: Maybe let's let us know.

1075
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, another thing I wanted to mention was when the

1076
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,320
Piglands are doing their raid on the village and they're

1077
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,679
like just fucking up these villagers and then just like

1078
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:40,320
turn into meat, which I think that's how it works

1079
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,119
in the game. If you like kill a pig or something,

1080
00:49:42,119 --> 00:49:44,760
it'll drop some some pork or whatever. So it was

1081
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,320
like pretty what I felt graphic for like an under ten,

1082
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,079
but I guess it's Minecraft. Minecraft has violence like that.

1083
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:54,320
But like these pork villagers are just they're just panicking

1084
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,039
and then they're just getting like just popped by these

1085
00:49:57,199 --> 00:49:58,119
these little piglands.

1086
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,039
Speaker 1: It was.

1087
00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:01,079
Speaker 2: It was one of those moments where I'm like, this

1088
00:50:01,159 --> 00:50:04,199
seems so dark and fucked up, these poor little villages

1089
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:05,400
villagers here.

1090
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,519
Speaker 3: I don't know if you get meat from villagers if

1091
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:10,599
you kill them, because that's just like cannibalism. That would

1092
00:50:10,599 --> 00:50:12,039
seem like kind of crazy if they had that, but

1093
00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:14,360
maybe they do. I don't normally try and kill them,

1094
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,719
but I know if you do, like kill a pig

1095
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,960
with like fire, then you get cooked meat immediately, which

1096
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:22,159
is way better for your health and region and all that.

1097
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 4: So lava, same result.

1098
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kirkland was mentioned that earlier, and I feel like

1099
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,519
that might be a thing, and like I feel like

1100
00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:33,960
you can somehow use lava to cook food, but I can't.

1101
00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:35,679
I can't recall. I don't think that was a thing

1102
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:36,960
back in the day, but I could see it being

1103
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
a thing now. Even if you just put put it

1104
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:41,920
near lava, maybe it just cooks it. I think that actually,

1105
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,559
I think that does happen. I could be wrong.

1106
00:50:44,199 --> 00:50:47,679
Speaker 2: The other question I had on items was the boots

1107
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,119
of Swiftness. It seems like they had a lot of

1108
00:50:49,119 --> 00:50:51,039
emphasis on that. Is that a Is that a thing?

1109
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,199
Or is that just what you use in like creative

1110
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,480
mode to like fly around?

1111
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 3: No, you can you can enchant items. They added in

1112
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,760
chanting like a while ago, and there's like all manner

1113
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,719
of effects, So I assume swiftness is one of them

1114
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,400
that you can you can get on there.

1115
00:51:05,079 --> 00:51:10,599
Speaker 2: Okay uh. And then my last little identified identifier that

1116
00:51:10,639 --> 00:51:13,039
I had there was the the bucket water trick. I

1117
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:15,119
remember actually doing that when I played Minecraft, so that

1118
00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:17,400
was kind of fun. I also thought they were gonna

1119
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,039
take a bolt swing and just kill off Garrett so

1120
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,519
like when he was when he when they did the

1121
00:51:22,519 --> 00:51:25,920
bridge sacrifice, I was like, Hey, that's like right up

1122
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:30,599
there with like the most unnecessary sacrifice, almost almost the

1123
00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:33,400
level of Buddy from Coongskull Island that just gets bobbed

1124
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,400
by that one dinosaur and just blows up on the wall.

1125
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,800
He keeps throwing out, just keeps popping up on my

1126
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,320
on my reels. Yeah, but yeah, no likely when that happened,

1127
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,800
I'm like, wow, like, that's actually pretty impressive. If they

1128
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,920
if they just kill off Garrett here, and then of

1129
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,400
course he shows up and he's like, oh yeah, the

1130
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,199
bucket bucket trip. I went from Emperor Drogue to like

1131
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,079
the angry level, like half a step. I'm just like,

1132
00:51:56,199 --> 00:51:59,599
fuck off, this is so ridiculous. But whatever, there you go.

1133
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,239
I'm done my imaginary list of notes.

1134
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: There.

1135
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 3: I love it.

1136
00:52:07,519 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: Good.

1137
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,639
Speaker 3: For some trivial yeah, do.

1138
00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:10,519
Speaker 2: It laid on me?

1139
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 1: Honestly, not much because it's a newer movie. But as

1140
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,840
I said, right now, currently ranked third in the twenty

1141
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,920
twenty five box office, behind Niza two and Lilo and Stitch,

1142
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,280
it has nine hundred and fifty seven million dollars. I

1143
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,280
imagine maybe Wicked and Avatar could push it down a

1144
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,840
couple but even then, it's, uh, you know, the biggest

1145
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,039
video game opening of all time. So it's gonna hold

1146
00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:37,440
o that till NIS two. It's an anime, yeah, so

1147
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:42,679
that's why it's one point nine billion dollars. Incredible, incredible.

1148
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,079
So Trivia the film was undraft. YEA. We gotta start

1149
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,400
looking at that next year to these foreign market movies,

1150
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,719
because that could be a surprise.

1151
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,559
Speaker 2: Times it has actually one I've never won, but yeah, done,

1152
00:52:54,599 --> 00:52:55,159
good numbers.

1153
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: I'll show a news guys. I think I think the

1154
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,000
the box office between you three is very close, unless

1155
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,920
Wicked like does a two billion for me. I think

1156
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,480
you guys are all kind of very close to each

1157
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,280
other right now, so you never know. Like the film

1158
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,760
was originally going to be directed by Sean Levy. Obviously,

1159
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,800
he's a producer of Stranger Things. He directed, did Boreene,

1160
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,880
He's doing Starfighter, he did Free Guy, so it was

1161
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,719
originally going to be directed by him, but he left

1162
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,679
the project after disagreements with the Minecraft developers as they

1163
00:53:20,679 --> 00:53:23,840
thought this his idea did not suit the game. Uh.

1164
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,960
And then another person, Rob Mack, who's I think he's

1165
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,119
on like always sunny, and I guess he's doing other stuff.

1166
00:53:29,119 --> 00:53:31,599
He's always attached the hip of Ryan Gosling, was hired

1167
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:33,960
to direct the film, but dropped out due to creative differences.

1168
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,880
So there you go. Tell you're talking about you know,

1169
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,159
I'm not caring. Why don't they crack it down and

1170
00:53:38,199 --> 00:53:41,159
do something they you know, they clearly, at least with

1171
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,679
a few people had some differences. So they had some

1172
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:44,599
sort of vision.

1173
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 4: Jack Black and there they probably wanted someone else, Ryan Gosling,

1174
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,079
they wanted him to be the.

1175
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: Main Jack Black wasn't actually cast in the Scroll originally,

1176
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,800
so that's the other trivia there. But yeah, how do

1177
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,800
you feel they're trying to do other stuff there? The

1178
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,239
creatives the devs, they're like, no, it's the same.

1179
00:53:57,159 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 4: Vision as Universal, right. You know they had someone signed

1180
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,800
on the direct Drastic World Rebirth. It's like, no, you're out.

1181
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,360
We just want someone to take the script and direct

1182
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,679
this movie for us, right, So no, those.

1183
00:54:08,519 --> 00:54:12,559
Speaker 1: Are different situations, I think, because that was just they

1184
00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:15,199
needed a director. This was they had two directors that said, hey,

1185
00:54:15,199 --> 00:54:17,559
we should do this, and they're like the devs were like, no,

1186
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,199
we don't think that's right for Minecraft, which I'd love

1187
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,199
to the Rob Mackwin doesn't surprise me, doesn't have that

1188
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,719
much of a history. The Sean Levy went obviously that

1189
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,760
would have been pre dead Pool of En right, so

1190
00:54:28,519 --> 00:54:30,840
I feel like after Deadpool of reen he's big, swinging,

1191
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,679
can do whatever. But still like Stranger Things was a hit,

1192
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,559
Free Guy, Stranger Thing massive hit that he's produced, Like

1193
00:54:36,679 --> 00:54:39,559
Free Guy's a hit? What was what's the rock? And

1194
00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:42,639
sock them Taylor, what's a real steal? That was a hit?

1195
00:54:43,039 --> 00:54:45,159
The Nightmare or the Night not Nightmare, the Night of

1196
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:49,760
Museum ones. So yeah, so I don't know. But originally

1197
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,800
Matt Barry was first cast as Steve, but had to

1198
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,880
drop out after the sake after Strike altered his schedule.

1199
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,920
The role went to Jack Black, who was only originally

1200
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,519
supposed to cameo as a talking pig. Barry instead provide

1201
00:55:01,519 --> 00:55:04,000
the voice of a get wit. Yeah, which is just

1202
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:08,280
kind of to me, like the fact that because the

1203
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,480
first trailer, right, it's all like the world, here's characters

1204
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,360
showing some Minecraft stuff and it ends with that Jack Black,

1205
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,119
like I am Steve. The fact to me that was

1206
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,239
not always Jack Black fucking blew my mind. That to

1207
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,400
me is like because to me, I think Jack Black

1208
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,960
and when he does is perfect for the type of

1209
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,480
movie they're doing here in the audience they want to reach.

1210
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,320
I would have thought that Jack Black was like the

1211
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,840
first like if you had a roll call that, hey,

1212
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,760
who should be who are the top ten actors that

1213
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,199
would fit good Minecraft? To me, Jack Black would be

1214
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,639
one or two. I gotta put him over Momo, right,

1215
00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:39,159
So it's kind of crazy that not only was he

1216
00:55:39,199 --> 00:55:41,239
not considered like he wasn't even cast a Steve. It

1217
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,400
just feels like they were trying to go for you know,

1218
00:55:43,559 --> 00:55:45,800
chicken jockey meme culture stuff, and Matt Barry is not

1219
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,960
like a big poplar name, like he looks like Jack Black,

1220
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,559
but it's just kind of and especially that jump up too.

1221
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:54,840
It's not like if it was let's say it was

1222
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,599
Dwayne Johnson, right, if he drops out, it's like, okay,

1223
00:55:57,639 --> 00:56:01,239
you could see dj and Jack Black, like there salaries

1224
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,000
being similar in a way, right, but like Jack Black

1225
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,400
had to be like a huge I imagine increased over

1226
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,840
Matt Barry. So just blew my mind that was not

1227
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,559
Jack Black originally, just because so if this movie, if

1228
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:14,719
the strike doesn't happen, Jack Black is not Steve Crazy

1229
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,840
alternate universe sucks for Matt Barry because I feel like

1230
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,199
you would have liked that that paycheck, you know, that

1231
00:56:19,199 --> 00:56:20,519
would be that'd be nice.

1232
00:56:20,519 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 4: So funny that Jack Black is just sneaking into all

1233
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,400
these video game movies the last three years because Super

1234
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,039
Mario Bros. Came out in twenty twenty three and even

1235
00:56:30,159 --> 00:56:32,920
happened Borlands twenty twenty four, and then Minecraft twenty twenty five.

1236
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,880
So he's just every year he's doing a new video game.

1237
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: What's next?

1238
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,559
Speaker 2: Two? He dinloaded what is it? NV two? Reloaded NV two.

1239
00:56:41,639 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: That's not video game.

1240
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,639
Speaker 2: Trying to think gonna be the second one is what video.

1241
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,519
Speaker 1: Game properties do we have? I feel like how he's

1242
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,159
he would oh man though, that's like a man another

1243
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,159
match me in heaven. He would fit guitar hero. I'm

1244
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,079
kind of surprised, like I could honestly.

1245
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,159
Speaker 3: Seems in Tario three in one of his songs.

1246
00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:59,159
Speaker 1: Well there you go. I could easily seem sneaking in

1247
00:56:59,159 --> 00:57:01,280
a fallout at some point, like if he can sneak

1248
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,360
into Star Wars, he can sneak in a fallout Like

1249
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:09,519
I just feel like, yeah, man, and one of the

1250
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:12,039
worst stars, worse than anything that happened in the prequel,

1251
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,559
and wasn't Jack Blake's fault. It's just like what they

1252
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:16,920
did with that episode was just That's why I cannot

1253
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,280
trust Fillony, I can't trust favre Uh. There are many

1254
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,880
reference to Napoleon Dynamite in this movie. Obviously Jerry Jared

1255
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,920
has to be talking about. That was his second movie

1256
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:30,800
as Troublesome Apocas are storing are I think they meant

1257
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,519
to say sorting. It's its story of or storing of

1258
00:57:33,559 --> 00:57:36,639
the tears. Oh I see okay? Uh so troublesome apolka

1259
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,800
apocas that's one, the story of tater tots and pants

1260
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,280
pockets uh and a self defense training dojo. The t

1261
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,719
shirt says we're having a similar design to vote for Pedro.

1262
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:52,920
So there you go, and that's fine. Like for example

1263
00:57:53,159 --> 00:57:56,079
of like the humor Travis Snell hate that whole opening

1264
00:57:56,119 --> 00:57:58,239
when it's the teacher and he's talking about how he's

1265
00:57:58,239 --> 00:58:00,400
in debt and he has like a minute montage of

1266
00:58:00,599 --> 00:58:02,599
how he's in dead and why he's teaching. He has

1267
00:58:02,639 --> 00:58:06,320
like the long hair. That's the stuff that I can't stand.

1268
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,239
And then finally Steves Lavas Chicken by Jack Black entered

1269
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,360
the UK Top forty at twenty one. It's not just

1270
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,519
Jack Black's biggest hit. It now holds the record for

1271
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:17,400
the shortest UK hit at thirty four seconds, being the

1272
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,719
previous holder of The Ladies Bras by Johnny Trunk and

1273
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,559
The weeesby by two seconds. So there you go. But yeah,

1274
00:58:24,559 --> 00:58:26,719
there you go has in the UK history the shortest

1275
00:58:26,719 --> 00:58:29,239
song to be in the top forty, So that's what

1276
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,880
you're working with. So and same thing like he had peaches,

1277
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,920
he had that not only is in the Vinelia movies

1278
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,639
there given him hits. So who knows what he'll do

1279
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,480
in next one?

1280
00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, voice, as I said, you forget how badd he smells?

1281
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: Right? Does Jack Black smell bad? Is that a thing?

1282
00:58:45,239 --> 00:58:47,119
Speaker 3: Did you even watch the movie, Travis, It's a joke

1283
00:58:47,199 --> 00:58:47,760
in the movie.

1284
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,079
Speaker 1: Okay, I've already cycled that. I watched it this weekend.

1285
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,199
I had to get through it. As I said, zero

1286
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,559
ten for smooth year.

1287
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: Have you ever given a zero to ten before house?

1288
00:59:00,719 --> 00:59:04,679
Speaker 1: I think there's a few, there's a finite. He's better

1289
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,760
than that, but like that's like five to six. There's

1290
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,920
other good stuff in there. But it's pretty it's pretty

1291
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,360
met but no, I zero ten is pretty pretty hard.

1292
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,599
But it's happened so.

1293
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,199
Speaker 3: Cool.

1294
00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with a I'm gonna go

1295
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,679
with a two for here, two out of ten. I'm

1296
00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:32,519
gonna fail this movie. I think I enjoyed the c

1297
00:59:32,599 --> 00:59:36,559
g I to an extent. I enjoyed the the mimicry

1298
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,079
of the sound designs from the games, and just like

1299
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:44,719
the little like Minecraft isms. Uh and I think it's

1300
00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:48,599
through my positives end. So yeah. Also, yeah, I didn't

1301
00:59:48,599 --> 00:59:51,960
even talk about like the main I thought he was okay, uh,

1302
00:59:52,280 --> 01:00:00,679
like fit the role of for sure. No, I'm said, Garrett,

1303
01:00:00,719 --> 01:00:02,559
but you fooled me. That is that is my most

1304
01:00:02,639 --> 01:00:06,239
character in the movie. What it's like, hold on, let

1305
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:06,800
me get my.

1306
01:00:07,679 --> 01:00:09,599
Speaker 1: Just trying to turn it from there. I'm just trying

1307
01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:12,239
to change from a negatively review of a child, but

1308
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:17,480
we're going for it. What will continue to continue?

1309
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 2: I will negatively review a child if they deserve it,

1310
01:00:21,239 --> 01:00:27,320
but this chap did not deserve that every week and

1311
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,519
I did that on our Skeleton Crew review for a

1312
01:00:29,519 --> 01:00:32,559
good chunk fucking Taylor. What was his name?

1313
01:00:32,639 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 4: The name exactly your name?

1314
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,079
Speaker 1: What is his dad's name?

1315
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 3: That his dad too.

1316
01:00:41,559 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 2: To attend though, would not recommend you mentioned till for grace.

1317
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: They should have to get a Minecraft too. He'd be

1318
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:48,440
a perfect fit.

1319
01:00:49,199 --> 01:00:54,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and like Eric Foreman, like absolutely.

1320
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would. I like Kirkland's number, I will match.

1321
01:00:59,559 --> 01:01:04,000
I'll match with the two wow, two of us the

1322
01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:09,280
lowest rating I've ever given a Jack Black movie.

1323
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:09,559
Speaker 1: Vy.

1324
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 3: I'm ready for Envy. I'm ready for.

1325
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: Like just that finch tighter guy. He made a machine

1326
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,760
that gets rid of Pooh, like who like.

1327
01:01:18,719 --> 01:01:21,079
Speaker 4: Who it's it's a spray like a spray sprays.

1328
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: The fact that he offers.

1329
01:01:24,039 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 4: Ben like, hey, you can go in on this with me.

1330
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,800
We can make tons of money Bens so like, no,

1331
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,880
I'm not going to I understand no.

1332
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 2: But he's going with him because he's's right there in

1333
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:33,159
the name.

1334
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 3: I think it'll be good because you know intonations deep.

1335
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,079
Ben still is in there and he's like a producer

1336
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:39,400
on the movie. So I'm sure they met on Envy

1337
01:01:39,559 --> 01:01:42,639
and then later formed that strong bond. So I feel

1338
01:01:42,639 --> 01:01:43,679
like I got to see the roots of that.

1339
01:01:43,679 --> 01:01:44,679
Speaker 2: He's in a music video too.

1340
01:01:44,719 --> 01:01:48,519
Speaker 1: I feel like they know they met earlier. So have

1341
01:01:48,599 --> 01:01:52,039
you guys ever seen The Cable Guy? So Jack Black

1342
01:01:52,119 --> 01:01:54,000
is in that movie and Ben still directs it. That's

1343
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,280
in the nineties, So and that Jack Black before he

1344
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,119
was like anybody, So they've I think they're together.

1345
01:01:59,039 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 2: Direct that movie.

1346
01:02:00,119 --> 01:02:02,079
Speaker 1: It's one of the first times because remember he is

1347
01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:03,559
in the movie, he's on trial.

1348
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 3: Remember he also directed the Great Reality Bites that Kirkland

1349
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,880
has seen next.

1350
01:02:09,719 --> 01:02:13,199
Speaker 2: Year before Envy, I'll watch it before envy, I guarantee, and.

1351
01:02:13,159 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: Then also, don't forget tropical thunder right there, and that

1352
01:02:15,039 --> 01:02:17,159
together still directs that as well. So I feel like

1353
01:02:17,159 --> 01:02:18,559
there's a couple of other because they are part of

1354
01:02:19,079 --> 01:02:21,480
the rat pack. In the two thousands, it was a

1355
01:02:21,519 --> 01:02:24,119
group of guys that kept working together. It was it

1356
01:02:24,159 --> 01:02:27,199
was considered, it was the Wilson's, it was Feral, it

1357
01:02:27,239 --> 01:02:32,599
was Stiller, it was Black, and then Correl kind of

1358
01:02:32,719 --> 01:02:36,119
joined at the end. They're missing, oh, Vince Vaughn. That's

1359
01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:38,960
another one. They're called the rat pack in Hollywood terms.

1360
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:45,039
So yeah, pretty much. Yeah, they're both in that movie too,

1361
01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:47,199
aren't they. Ben Stiller and Jack Black are both in that.

1362
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 3: Kicks his dog off the bridge?

1363
01:02:49,079 --> 01:02:58,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, and then ben Stiller's and then ben

1364
01:02:58,559 --> 01:03:03,760
Stiller's the el Spaniel channel, remember he has the women. Yeah,

1365
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,159
and then it's like that memes a golf of course

1366
01:03:06,239 --> 01:03:09,920
that's from Anchorman, of course. Yeah, No, Taylor, and it's

1367
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:10,320
off here.

1368
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,199
Speaker 4: I like I like that too. That too, is a

1369
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,199
very it's a good number. It's good number. I'm not pasting.

1370
01:03:18,239 --> 01:03:22,800
I'm failing it for sure, but uh yeah, I'm not

1371
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:30,280
gonna be rewatching this. I'm two if it's retro, then

1372
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:35,280
sure it's It's not something that I watched it alone.

1373
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,199
I didn't want to watch it with Madison or my kid. Uh,

1374
01:03:38,239 --> 01:03:39,119
so you should have.

1375
01:03:39,199 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: You should have paid her back. You should and you

1376
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,039
should have paid her back for the big short you

1377
01:03:43,079 --> 01:03:44,760
had to watch your birthday too.

1378
01:03:45,639 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 3: This would be your kid's favorite movie. Watch it.

1379
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one day.

1380
01:03:50,719 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 4: My kid's favorite movie.

1381
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 3: She'd be like, I want to ride you like a

1382
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,920
chicken jockey, Taylor, Let's let's do piggyback ride.

1383
01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: You don't get to pick what their favorite movie is,

1384
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,840
so one day you.

1385
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,639
Speaker 4: Might be, oh, like that too. It could happen. But

1386
01:04:02,719 --> 01:04:04,920
like all that kid says, it's just Star Wars. So

1387
01:04:05,119 --> 01:04:08,360
I mean, I'm not saying I helped pick it. Jack

1388
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,480
Blackett Star Wars, who watched the episode all the time, Lizzo, Oh,

1389
01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:13,320
it's just great episode.

1390
01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: That'll change, don't worry. Once I go to school, Taylor,

1391
01:04:16,639 --> 01:04:19,599
it changes really fast because if their friends are into

1392
01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:25,360
something only Star Wars, Okay, good luck, good luck with that.

1393
01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 4: Trave a zero.

1394
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 3: Maybe your lowest course collective six might be the lowest

1395
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,000
rating collective rating.

1396
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: That's pretty bad, I think, so yeah, because I feel

1397
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:42,119
like even stuff that like help I guess yeah, I

1398
01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:44,000
think we make it to out of forty now for

1399
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a bat like, because I feel like even stuff like

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color out of space, like I probably give extra points

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01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:51,079
for Oh, there's like some good shots, like some artistic

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01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:53,159
stuff going on, but I usually yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like four minimum. That's like it's hard to go blow

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that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd have to go back. I'd have to go

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through the Animal of History to see what other bad

1407
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stuff we've reviewed. But hey, honest, I'm surprised. I thought,

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not that you guys were chitting on it, but I

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thought I was just gonna be very negative and then

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everyone's gonna be like six out of tennis and I

1411
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was gonna be like the stick in the mud. So

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but uh, Patriots, I hope you enjoyed that. I think

1413
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you got exactly what you wanted there. You got us.

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We would have never talked about this, wee golden geeks.

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It would have never came up. So and you know,

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it is still a twenty twenty five movie, so we

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01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,280
did talk about it. Yeah, So we'll be back next year,

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and like I said, the Christmas one will be coming

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up as usual. The only rules are just don't pick

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something we've watched before. Nothing but our franchise, even though

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I don't think there's anything really I got Christmas franchise

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01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:42,639
we're gonna do so, uh yeah, sure, pick the Hall. Yeah,

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let's rinse this Jack blackness out there, and let's get

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Jude Law, Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. Hell yeah, absolutely so.

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But until next time, we promised you I'll not be boring, right,