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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one on
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Speaker 2: So I'll start later today with Chumbley and then runs
Speaker 2: all day Saturday and Sunday as well. This exce line
Speaker 2: kills me sometimes it's.
Speaker 3: A manhead mischecking in Hey, he heard us talking about asphalt,
Speaker 3: he goes Joe. So you know, driving on concrete gets
Speaker 3: you better gas mileage facts.
Speaker 2: I would like to compliment a cement head for not
Speaker 2: texting in in all caps. Its breaking. Oh it was.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it's breaking protocol, the little things
Speaker 2: that amuse us exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's sticking to it. It's not it's not yelling
Speaker 3: at us. He said, Okay, this listener who works in
Speaker 3: the cement industry, we call him some manhead, and he's like,
Speaker 3: he texts in all caps and we're like, dude.
Speaker 2: And we're not quite sure if you call it the
Speaker 2: cement industry or the concrete industry. That's where the whole
Speaker 2: thing starts. But he's just we've nicknamed him cement head,
Speaker 2: and he's great, dude, die hard and uh.
Speaker 3: And he's like, I do all caps, not to scream,
Speaker 3: but to be able to read it. And he's sent
Speaker 3: us a photograph of the tailgate of his truck. I
Speaker 3: would just put it to you this way. I can't
Speaker 3: repeat most of the stickers that are on there. But
Speaker 3: this is not a guy that I would even attempt
Speaker 3: a tailgate. Oh no, I just you know, he's a
Speaker 3: full red blooded American. They would kill you if you
Speaker 3: needed to. Yeah, just mess with you. You have a
Speaker 3: good weekend. Okay. The chances of this. Listen to this,
Speaker 3: all right, I'm right.
Speaker 2: Uh. The other last year, there were two winning lottery
Speaker 2: tickets sold at the same Encino, California gas station, worth
Speaker 2: about what was the total here? It was five hullion dollars,
Speaker 2: same gas station, same gas station. Two different people bought
Speaker 2: the winning ticket that have the numbers that hit the jackpot. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: the one which means the jackpockets split between those two
Speaker 2: winning tickets. The one winner came forward months ago, and.
Speaker 3: We all know that your chances of doing that at
Speaker 3: the same gas day, chances of winning are sunned it on,
Speaker 3: but its the same gasage.
Speaker 2: So the one winner who had one of the winning
Speaker 2: tickets came forward and claimed his one hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: seven million dollars. The other winner has not been heard
Speaker 2: from yet. The ticket expires tomorrow, one hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: seven million dollars winning tickets.
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Speaker 2: Remember that movie was Pa Shore and what a turd
Speaker 2: that one? The h what happens with the money? I
Speaker 2: was like, give it to the guy who had the
Speaker 2: other ticket. Uh. I think it goes back to the orge.
Speaker 2: They're pot for the uh for the next or no, no,
Speaker 2: it goes back into the school fund. Oh. They all
Speaker 2: tell us that, Hey, I'm going to schools. You know what.
Speaker 3: People have have doubted that. But bright futures with Florida, Oh,
Speaker 3: I have to admit it. With both my kids.
Speaker 2: It is. It has helped.
Speaker 3: You know, the kids work hard and then they earn
Speaker 3: their bright futures. And it's from the lottery. Dude, if
Speaker 3: you found this ticket like Sunday, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: would Oh, I don't even want to think about it,
Speaker 3: to be totally honest, because I'd lose it.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, who needs cement when you can have an
Speaker 3: astro turf. No, we're not going into different different surfaces. Well,
Speaker 3: AstroTurf is put down over a base, which uh we
Speaker 3: want to get into. Don't do it. It's just like
Speaker 3: finding the lottery ticket on a Sunday day.
Speaker 2: After God, some German dude was irritated that somebody stole
Speaker 2: a couple of world records that he had, so he
Speaker 2: went ahead and reclaimed them by chugging. Well, I guess
Speaker 2: it wasn't exactly chugging. You had to drink it through
Speaker 2: a straw. He drank a leader of lemon juice, followed
Speaker 2: by a leader of lime juice. Oh, through a straw
Speaker 2: in under fourteen seconds. A leader of a leader. Think
Speaker 2: of a two liter bottle of soda. So half of
Speaker 2: that just straight lemon juice and lime juice. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at my.
Speaker 3: I go straight lemon and lime. You walk up to
Speaker 3: the bar, sir, would you like to drink? I want
Speaker 3: jack danels I take it jack and coke. No, I
Speaker 3: want lemon juice and lime juice and a straw. I mentionine,
Speaker 3: what that does to your throat and your gizzard, your guts,
Speaker 3: every bit of you? Look from top to bottom. You
Speaker 3: just have like an iron cast digestive system. I don't
Speaker 3: know some people do. How can you do that in
Speaker 3: fourteen seconds out of a straw?
Speaker 2: Look? I don't know. Man, Wow, hey, have you noticed that?
Speaker 2: Is it just me speaking of straws? Most of them
Speaker 2: are plastic again? Yeah, yeah, it's no.
Speaker 3: They've been like, yeah, you and I address that actually
Speaker 3: now that the paper straw is kind of bendy, and
Speaker 3: the metal straws that I'm sure a few people have
Speaker 3: broken their teeth on and again we're all about saving
Speaker 3: the environment. When I go to restaurants all other times,
Speaker 3: I don't even use the straw.
Speaker 2: But come on, they wouldn't.
Speaker 3: That's only the straws that's that's killing the things. I
Speaker 3: watched specials of some dude who invented, you know, the
Speaker 3: the plastic collector and trash collector. You saw him and
Speaker 3: he has his machine that collects and collected fourteen tons
Speaker 3: of trash. Come on, it's all the whalers and stuff
Speaker 3: like that that are, you know, throwing their their six
Speaker 3: pack wrappers off.
Speaker 2: It's not somebody having a straw in a restaurant. Whaling industry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they when they unpacked the you know, the
Speaker 3: stuff to chum the whales, they just throw the box
Speaker 3: and the bait right in and then the plastic that
Speaker 3: was on it. They don't care. And it's killing our
Speaker 3: oceans and the melting our caps. But no, it's not.
Speaker 3: Somebody said Canada is still doing the paper straws. Well
Speaker 3: up in Canada, they're frozen probably so they don't. They
Speaker 3: don't square rigidity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: If Canadian ladies nipples are always hard. Speaking of rigidity,
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Speaker 3: I figured it was for like, you know, you're in
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Speaker 2: that diaper.
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