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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R, but your freaking idiots right.

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<v Speaker 2>This hour brought to you by jr R's Talk Back

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<v Speaker 2>to Rock a weekend. You want to try to win

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<v Speaker 2>icon in the app when it's open to WJR And Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't mind going to see ac DC at Raymond

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<v Speaker 2>James Stadium. Yeah, my bad. My buddy Scott and I

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<v Speaker 2>want to go. Hook us up.

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<v Speaker 3>Jr R and Promotions gonna pick several people to go

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<v Speaker 3>to this ACDC show.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll start later today with Chumbley and then runs

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<v Speaker 2>all day Saturday and Sunday as well. This exce line

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<v Speaker 2>kills me sometimes it's.

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<v Speaker 3>A manhead mischecking in Hey, he heard us talking about asphalt,

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<v Speaker 3>he goes Joe. So you know, driving on concrete gets

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<v Speaker 3>you better gas mileage facts.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to compliment a cement head for not

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<v Speaker 2>texting in in all caps. Its breaking. Oh it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say it's breaking protocol, the little things

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<v Speaker 2>that amuse us exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, he's sticking to it. It's not it's not yelling

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<v Speaker 3>at us. He said, Okay, this listener who works in

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<v Speaker 3>the cement industry, we call him some manhead, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>he texts in all caps and we're like, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're not quite sure if you call it the

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<v Speaker 2>cement industry or the concrete industry. That's where the whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing starts. But he's just we've nicknamed him cement head,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's great, dude, die hard and uh.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like, I do all caps, not to scream,

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<v Speaker 3>but to be able to read it. And he's sent

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<v Speaker 3>us a photograph of the tailgate of his truck. I

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<v Speaker 3>would just put it to you this way. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>repeat most of the stickers that are on there. But

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<v Speaker 3>this is not a guy that I would even attempt

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<v Speaker 3>a tailgate. Oh no, I just you know, he's a

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<v Speaker 3>full red blooded American. They would kill you if you

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<v Speaker 3>needed to. Yeah, just mess with you. You have a

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<v Speaker 3>good weekend. Okay. The chances of this. Listen to this,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, I'm right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. The other last year, there were two winning lottery

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<v Speaker 2>tickets sold at the same Encino, California gas station, worth

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<v Speaker 2>about what was the total here? It was five hullion dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>same gas station, same gas station. Two different people bought

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<v Speaker 2>the winning ticket that have the numbers that hit the jackpot. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the one which means the jackpockets split between those two

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<v Speaker 2>winning tickets. The one winner came forward months ago, and.

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<v Speaker 3>We all know that your chances of doing that at

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<v Speaker 3>the same gas day, chances of winning are sunned it on,

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<v Speaker 3>but its the same gasage.

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<v Speaker 2>So the one winner who had one of the winning

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<v Speaker 2>tickets came forward and claimed his one hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 2>seven million dollars. The other winner has not been heard

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<v Speaker 2>from yet. The ticket expires tomorrow, one hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 2>seven million dollars winning tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>If we have anybody listening on the free iHeartRadio, apover

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<v Speaker 3>and the Sino get in touch with the Encino man.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that movie was Pa Shore and what a turd

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<v Speaker 2>that one? The h what happens with the money? I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, give it to the guy who had the

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<v Speaker 2>other ticket. Uh. I think it goes back to the orge.

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<v Speaker 2>They're pot for the uh for the next or no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it goes back into the school fund. Oh. They all

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<v Speaker 2>tell us that, Hey, I'm going to schools. You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>People have have doubted that. But bright futures with Florida, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to admit it. With both my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. It has helped.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the kids work hard and then they earn

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<v Speaker 3>their bright futures. And it's from the lottery. Dude, if

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<v Speaker 3>you found this ticket like Sunday, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 3>would Oh, I don't even want to think about it,

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<v Speaker 3>to be totally honest, because I'd lose it.

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<v Speaker 2>My god.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, who needs cement when you can have an

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<v Speaker 3>astro turf. No, we're not going into different different surfaces. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>AstroTurf is put down over a base, which uh we

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<v Speaker 3>want to get into. Don't do it. It's just like

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<v Speaker 3>finding the lottery ticket on a Sunday day.

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<v Speaker 2>After God, some German dude was irritated that somebody stole

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of world records that he had, so he

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<v Speaker 2>went ahead and reclaimed them by chugging. Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't exactly chugging. You had to drink it through

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<v Speaker 2>a straw. He drank a leader of lemon juice, followed

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<v Speaker 2>by a leader of lime juice. Oh, through a straw

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<v Speaker 2>in under fourteen seconds. A leader of a leader. Think

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<v Speaker 2>of a two liter bottle of soda. So half of

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<v Speaker 2>that just straight lemon juice and lime juice. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>at my.

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<v Speaker 3>I go straight lemon and lime. You walk up to

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<v Speaker 3>the bar, sir, would you like to drink? I want

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<v Speaker 3>jack danels I take it jack and coke. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>want lemon juice and lime juice and a straw. I mentionine,

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<v Speaker 3>what that does to your throat and your gizzard, your guts,

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<v Speaker 3>every bit of you? Look from top to bottom. You

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<v Speaker 3>just have like an iron cast digestive system. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know some people do. How can you do that in

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<v Speaker 3>fourteen seconds out of a straw?

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<v Speaker 2>Look? I don't know. Man, Wow, hey, have you noticed that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me speaking of straws? Most of them

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<v Speaker 2>are plastic again? Yeah, yeah, it's no.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been like, yeah, you and I address that actually

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<v Speaker 3>now that the paper straw is kind of bendy, and

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<v Speaker 3>the metal straws that I'm sure a few people have

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<v Speaker 3>broken their teeth on and again we're all about saving

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<v Speaker 3>the environment. When I go to restaurants all other times,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even use the straw.

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<v Speaker 2>But come on, they wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>That's only the straws that's that's killing the things. I

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<v Speaker 3>watched specials of some dude who invented, you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>the plastic collector and trash collector. You saw him and

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<v Speaker 3>he has his machine that collects and collected fourteen tons

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<v Speaker 3>of trash. Come on, it's all the whalers and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that that are, you know, throwing their their six

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<v Speaker 3>pack wrappers off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not somebody having a straw in a restaurant. Whaling industry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they when they unpacked the you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>stuff to chum the whales, they just throw the box

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<v Speaker 3>and the bait right in and then the plastic that

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<v Speaker 3>was on it. They don't care. And it's killing our

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<v Speaker 3>oceans and the melting our caps. But no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said Canada is still doing the paper straws. Well

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<v Speaker 3>up in Canada, they're frozen probably so they don't. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't square rigidity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>If Canadian ladies nipples are always hard. Speaking of rigidity,

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<v Speaker 3>the things we wonder about.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to go to our Lynching Taco blog

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<v Speaker 2>this on Facebook, but it trusts me it'll be worth

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<v Speaker 2>Taco blog to see the partnership between Liquid Death and

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<v Speaker 2>depend Guards for Men. Oh is this the concert idea? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they have rolled out a pleather well they call it

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<v Speaker 2>the pit diaper. It's fitted uh to be compatible with

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<v Speaker 2>the Peng Guards for Men in the idea here this

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<v Speaker 2>is this is stealing right from the Swifty playbook. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm thinking. It is stealing right from. But this

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<v Speaker 2>is designed and it looks very metal with the headbanger

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<v Speaker 2>in mind. Who doesn't want to leave the mashpit to

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<v Speaker 2>relieve themselves the scariest place for the show. It's the moshpit,

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<v Speaker 2>to do? Introducing the pit diaper from Liquid Deck.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you never have to leave the pit or worry

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<v Speaker 2>The pit diaper looks away recycled.

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<v Speaker 2>You can actually buy one of these. It looks like

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<v Speaker 2>some bondage outfit. I'm looking at it right.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy five bucks, yes, seventy five plus shipping and handling.

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<v Speaker 2>What if you call it? The next fifteen minutes will

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<v Speaker 2>double your order.

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<v Speaker 3>It says Pit Diaper, written in metal edit by Liquid

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<v Speaker 3>who who distributed right here in central Florida water.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but I'm but I'm telling the cool can.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that which is that's the whole appeal.

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<v Speaker 3>And that was what I was getting at is a

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<v Speaker 3>it's a great product because they they're doing what it

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<v Speaker 3>is meant to be done and them putting out this diapers.

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<v Speaker 2>It fits the whole model Pit Diaper. I didn't know it.

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<v Speaker 3>I figured it was for like, you know, you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the pit mashan and yes, I'm getting somewhere you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the pit Mashan and and you're girl.

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<v Speaker 2>And then so I thought it was that, you know

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<v Speaker 2>that diaper.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think it was for p Come on, a

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<v Speaker 3>guy in the pit ain't pee in himself the swift

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<v Speaker 3>he is.

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<v Speaker 2>For me.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost last night.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, but one one. W j r R,

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