Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on
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Speaker 2: this little switch watch.
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Speaker 3: I cut it off when I burp, so I apologize people.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's I think most of us have grown
Speaker 2: accustomed to the bodily noises from over the here's it's
Speaker 2: fine and it adds flair to the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like you have on your beneains outfit.
Speaker 2: I think we have overly dramatic headline here. You know,
Speaker 2: we analyze headlines quite diligently on this show. If you
Speaker 2: haven't picked up on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is not a headline of the week bit though,
Speaker 4: is it.
Speaker 2: It's an attempt to be one. This is where I
Speaker 2: say over dramatic. It doesn't deliver. In the body of
Speaker 2: the information following such headline, it reads, duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood,
Speaker 2: sending one to hospital. Okay, so you got me. I'm curious.
Speaker 2: How is a duck terrorizing the neighborhood in Cape Coral
Speaker 2: over in Lee County, southwest Florida. Chasing people? Right? A
Speaker 2: muscovy duck bit someone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the story.
Speaker 2: That's the story.
Speaker 4: But didn't they say terrorize the neighborhood. So it's chasing
Speaker 4: people around. It's got to be.
Speaker 2: Says it bit one person. It's just not a friendly duck.
Speaker 3: Maybe, Okay, I know this is deep. Maybe this is
Speaker 3: the soul of the guy from Duck Dynasty. He's now
Speaker 3: in that duck's bottle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rest in peace, Phil. That news sucked. I know
Speaker 4: he's been suffering with some things still.
Speaker 2: So the muscovie ducks they can be removed, but only
Speaker 2: by humane methods. That's the federal law. They're protected, even
Speaker 2: though they're apparently dugs are terrorized neighborhoods, the entire neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Remember the cat got one? Technically that that cat my
Speaker 3: roommate's cat. Years Yeah, that had to be almost thirty
Speaker 3: years ago. Now that was my roommate has a memory
Speaker 3: I buried up until now. Memory that needs to resurface
Speaker 3: for a second. If you've heard this, bearwith us. I
Speaker 3: don't think you have. Probably I was sitting there back
Speaker 3: in my sig smoking days, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: my neighbors, my roommates hat comes waltzing up dragging something
Speaker 3: and just set it down, like you know, like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm giving you one of the people who lives here,
Speaker 3: one of the owners, even though I'm not the owner.
Speaker 3: Deal I'm giving. I'm giving you what up my hunt
Speaker 3: a gift? Yeah, like you know, they'll do it with
Speaker 3: a squirrel or a rat. It was a full grown
Speaker 3: muscovie duck. Then I guess it had wrestled out of
Speaker 3: a pond even or caught on the banks because cats
Speaker 3: don't like water, and killed it and dragged it home.
Speaker 3: The thing was bigger than the cat. I bet that
Speaker 3: thing was terrorizing the cat. See See that was that
Speaker 3: cat's name.
Speaker 4: I can't believe. I just remember that.
Speaker 2: Our cat spent half of yesterday and I watched this.
Speaker 2: It was with great amusement, pulling albums out of the
Speaker 2: album shelf.
Speaker 3: Record albums. I would not be excited about that. Scratching. Well,
Speaker 3: I have them in sleeves, plastic protective sleeves. Obviously something
Speaker 3: crawled up there and she was trying to get to him.
Speaker 3: So I'm over, I'm looking. I'm like, is there a bug?
Speaker 3: Is there a lizard?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: And I'm going through it. I can't find anything cats
Speaker 4: scratch fever.
Speaker 2: She is not giving up, She's move out of the way,
Speaker 2: fat so I'll find this thing. Finally just gave up, Like,
Speaker 2: can I put the albums back? Now?
Speaker 3: It is nitge? Wasn't it cat scratch fever? He was
Speaker 3: looking for it?
Speaker 2: No, No, you mentioned sig smoking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was out on backport smoking, That's what.
Speaker 3: When the duck was delivered.
Speaker 2: Britney Spears got an official warning after she lit up
Speaker 2: a smoke on a plane.
Speaker 4: Could there ever be good news about Britney?
Speaker 2: She apologized, it was kind of She thinks it was
Speaker 2: kind of much that the flight attendant reported her.
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 2: She got scolded on the flight after lighting a cigarette
Speaker 2: on a public charter flight from cab to Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Oh well it's a charter, yeah, but I guess it
Speaker 2: was open to the public. It's Can you smoke on
Speaker 2: any planes?
Speaker 4: I don't think so. International, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Think of when we flew to Ireland for that broadcast
Speaker 3: at uh Jamison. I had to hide a vape back then.
Speaker 2: I just I know a lot of you have traveled recently,
Speaker 2: maybe this past weekend. You're on sitting there, you know,
Speaker 2: it's chaotic enough, just trying to get everybody to sit down,
Speaker 2: get that door shut, buckled up, and let's get this
Speaker 2: thing in the air. If you're getting there, you're almost right.
Speaker 2: Somebody lights up a.
Speaker 4: Smoke, at least go into the bathroom. You might as
Speaker 4: well light a stick of dynamite. God, I just gonna.
Speaker 3: How about the captain obvious here, if you're on a
Speaker 3: flight from Cabo or wherever it is, Britney and Britney's
Speaker 3: on it, I mean, I couldn't that. You could pull
Speaker 3: that a minute, you know, because you know she's so loopy,
Speaker 3: you could, without a doubt you talk her into my
Speaker 3: high club anything. She also said on this flight, it
Speaker 3: was her first time drinking vodka and she felt quote
Speaker 3: so clear and smart.
Speaker 4: Come on a your first time drinking vodka, Brittany? Yeah,
Speaker 4: please clear and smart? Yeah? Please? My god kidding. I hope,
Speaker 4: I hope.
Speaker 3: Good things for her in the future, because I know
Speaker 3: she has. It was good news when you know she
Speaker 3: got her rights back from her parents or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if it really was good news. Madisonville, Kentucky.
Speaker 3: Remember how many nude things she's posted since then? I
Speaker 3: guess it was good news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 2: Madisonville, Kentucky Police there arrested a man for public intoxication
Speaker 2: after they spotted him walking quite slowly and practicing an
Speaker 2: even slower motion martial arts on a utility pole.
Speaker 3: His karate in the pole. What's up with this guy?
Speaker 3: Don't you just let the guy go on his merry way?
Speaker 3: Maybe take him home?
Speaker 2: They were concerned. They saw higain, this Michael Graham guy.
Speaker 2: They saw him practicing martial arts in quote a very
Speaker 2: slow manner. As he walked, they say, Graham began hitting
Speaker 2: and kicking a utility pole, stumbled and laid on the ground,
Speaker 2: and when he approached him to see how he was.
Speaker 2: He quickly got off the ground and told him he
Speaker 2: was practicing his martial arts skill he read as he
Speaker 2: read in a book to help fend off dog attacks.
Speaker 2: Wow again, you got a rabid dog coming at you, buddy,
Speaker 2: you better have your martial arts in full speed.
Speaker 4: Look, no, he doesn't really slow, so even the dog
Speaker 4: can look kind of like this guy.
Speaker 1: What more on?
Speaker 4: I could already by the Jimmy that is.
Speaker 3: Arm Oh wow, you know what? Actually skip taking him home.
Speaker 3: I was trying not to arrest the guy because he's
Speaker 3: you know, But now that pat just showed me a picture.
Speaker 3: He needs a seventy seventy two hour evail. No, hey,
Speaker 3: you're walking down the sidewalk. I'm switching to the other
Speaker 3: side of the road immediately when I spot that kind
Speaker 3: of stuff.
Speaker 4: It's same as A and E. What are you looking
Speaker 4: at it? Huh?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought something went wrong. No, I saw you.
Speaker 3: Somebody said at two two five two six, please keep
Speaker 3: my number A seeker from authorities. But when I lived
Speaker 3: down in a homestead apartment complex and accidentally ran our
Speaker 3: baby duckling, so he didn't do it on purpose. The
Speaker 3: whole family was standing next to the road and I
Speaker 3: stepped out. As I rolled by, I checked it out
Speaker 3: and it was mortally wing. Oh my god, damn trash ducks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if you accidentally ran that over.
Speaker 3: Now after he ends it with pat, you know you'd
Speaker 3: feel bad hearing that, right, he goes, damn trash ducks.
Speaker 3: The muscovy ducks are the ugliest anyway, Hey, somebody else
Speaker 3: muscovy ducks are invasive? My brother or my brother hunts
Speaker 3: him with an airsoft good eating. Ugh, I couldn't get
Speaker 3: past the warts on the face.
Speaker 2: All right, Finally there's this. I don't mean to cause
Speaker 2: mass panic. I was just doing a little bit of
Speaker 2: math here. I think I'm close to that.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the timing you were looking at, upp bet
Speaker 3: on the computer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Australia is what twelve hours ahead of us? Twelve?
Speaker 2: I believe this time of Australia's twelve hours ahead of us.
Speaker 2: Got so that means in a little over three hours
Speaker 2: it'll actually be Wednesday in Australia, right, yeah, yees Okay,
Speaker 2: Which if this is true here that the world is
Speaker 2: going to end today, that means within the next three
Speaker 2: hours and eight minutes. Why is the world going to
Speaker 2: end today. Well, because a demon named Seven that this
Speaker 2: couple has been talking to on their Wiji board since
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen. I told you, has said today is the
Speaker 2: end of the world again. This is a TikToker and
Speaker 2: her husband who's been talking to the demon Seven since
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen through the Wigi board.
Speaker 5: Me and my husband have essentially been talking to some
Speaker 5: thing on a Wigi board that goes by the name
Speaker 5: of Seven, who has been telling us that the world
Speaker 5: is going to end May twenty five and I have
Speaker 5: pages and pages and pages.
Speaker 4: Of our correspondence with this thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know what any of this is, but it
Speaker 5: felt like the right time to share this with people.
Speaker 5: TikTok felt like the right place for it. Let me know,
Speaker 5: help me save seven.
Speaker 2: So that here's where my math comes in. If the
Speaker 2: clock hits, the calendar hits the twenty eighth and three
Speaker 2: hours in Australia, if seven's right, that means we're done
Speaker 2: within about the next three hours.
Speaker 3: So hey, I actually turned the volume down on my
Speaker 3: headphone so I didn't have to hear that.
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Speaker 2: as you check out? Okay, Hey, okay, follow the w
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