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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right, hey, still roughly at

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes or so, if you want to participate and

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<v Speaker 2>you say it, we play it to j our Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>page for.

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<v Speaker 3>That tell us which Judas pre song you want to hear?

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<v Speaker 3>The one with the most votes is played back at nine,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're just gonna randomly pick somebody for those concert tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Which would be for my chemical romance Raymond James Stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, good verb there, Taco even cut through on

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<v Speaker 2>the even with my cough switch down. See we have

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<v Speaker 2>this little switch watch.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll demonstrate it and then off when you're doing stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>I cut it off when I burp, so I apologize people.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, it's I think most of us have grown

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<v Speaker 2>accustomed to the bodily noises from over the here's it's

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<v Speaker 2>fine and it adds flair to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just like you have on your beneains outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we have overly dramatic headline here. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we analyze headlines quite diligently on this show. If you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't picked up on that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is not a headline of the week bit though,

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<v Speaker 4>is it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an attempt to be one. This is where I

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<v Speaker 2>say over dramatic. It doesn't deliver. In the body of

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<v Speaker 2>the information following such headline, it reads, duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 2>sending one to hospital. Okay, so you got me. I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 2>How is a duck terrorizing the neighborhood in Cape Coral

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<v Speaker 2>over in Lee County, southwest Florida. Chasing people? Right? A

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<v Speaker 2>muscovy duck bit someone?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the story.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the story.

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<v Speaker 4>But didn't they say terrorize the neighborhood. So it's chasing

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<v Speaker 4>people around. It's got to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Says it bit one person. It's just not a friendly duck.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe, Okay, I know this is deep. Maybe this is

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<v Speaker 3>the soul of the guy from Duck Dynasty. He's now

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<v Speaker 3>in that duck's bottle.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, rest in peace, Phil. That news sucked. I know

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<v Speaker 4>he's been suffering with some things still.

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<v Speaker 2>So the muscovie ducks they can be removed, but only

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<v Speaker 2>by humane methods. That's the federal law. They're protected, even

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<v Speaker 2>though they're apparently dugs are terrorized neighborhoods, the entire neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember the cat got one? Technically that that cat my

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<v Speaker 3>roommate's cat. Years Yeah, that had to be almost thirty

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<v Speaker 3>years ago. Now that was my roommate has a memory

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<v Speaker 3>I buried up until now. Memory that needs to resurface

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<v Speaker 3>for a second. If you've heard this, bearwith us. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think you have. Probably I was sitting there back

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<v Speaker 3>in my sig smoking days, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>my neighbors, my roommates hat comes waltzing up dragging something

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<v Speaker 3>and just set it down, like you know, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm giving you one of the people who lives here,

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<v Speaker 3>one of the owners, even though I'm not the owner.

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<v Speaker 3>Deal I'm giving. I'm giving you what up my hunt

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<v Speaker 3>a gift? Yeah, like you know, they'll do it with

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<v Speaker 3>a squirrel or a rat. It was a full grown

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<v Speaker 3>muscovie duck. Then I guess it had wrestled out of

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<v Speaker 3>a pond even or caught on the banks because cats

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<v Speaker 3>don't like water, and killed it and dragged it home.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing was bigger than the cat. I bet that

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<v Speaker 3>thing was terrorizing the cat. See See that was that

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<v Speaker 3>cat's name.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe. I just remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>Our cat spent half of yesterday and I watched this.

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<v Speaker 2>It was with great amusement, pulling albums out of the

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<v Speaker 2>album shelf.

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<v Speaker 3>Record albums. I would not be excited about that. Scratching. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I have them in sleeves, plastic protective sleeves. Obviously something

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<v Speaker 3>crawled up there and she was trying to get to him.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm over, I'm looking. I'm like, is there a bug?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a lizard?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm going through it. I can't find anything cats

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<v Speaker 4>scratch fever.

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<v Speaker 2>She is not giving up, She's move out of the way,

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<v Speaker 2>fat so I'll find this thing. Finally just gave up, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>can I put the albums back? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>It is nitge? Wasn't it cat scratch fever? He was

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<v Speaker 3>looking for it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, you mentioned sig smoking?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I was out on backport smoking, That's what.

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<v Speaker 3>When the duck was delivered.

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<v Speaker 2>Britney Spears got an official warning after she lit up

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<v Speaker 2>a smoke on a plane.

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<v Speaker 4>Could there ever be good news about Britney?

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<v Speaker 2>She apologized, it was kind of She thinks it was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of much that the flight attendant reported her.

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<v Speaker 4>She did.

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<v Speaker 2>She got scolded on the flight after lighting a cigarette

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<v Speaker 2>on a public charter flight from cab to Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well it's a charter, yeah, but I guess it

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<v Speaker 2>was open to the public. It's Can you smoke on

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<v Speaker 2>any planes?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think so. International, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Think of when we flew to Ireland for that broadcast

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<v Speaker 3>at uh Jamison. I had to hide a vape back then.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I know a lot of you have traveled recently,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe this past weekend. You're on sitting there, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's chaotic enough, just trying to get everybody to sit down,

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<v Speaker 2>get that door shut, buckled up, and let's get this

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<v Speaker 2>thing in the air. If you're getting there, you're almost right.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody lights up a.

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<v Speaker 4>Smoke, at least go into the bathroom. You might as

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<v Speaker 4>well light a stick of dynamite. God, I just gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>How about the captain obvious here, if you're on a

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<v Speaker 3>flight from Cabo or wherever it is, Britney and Britney's

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<v Speaker 3>on it, I mean, I couldn't that. You could pull

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<v Speaker 3>that a minute, you know, because you know she's so loopy,

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<v Speaker 3>you could, without a doubt you talk her into my

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<v Speaker 3>high club anything. She also said on this flight, it

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<v Speaker 3>was her first time drinking vodka and she felt quote

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<v Speaker 3>so clear and smart.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on a your first time drinking vodka, Brittany? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>please clear and smart? Yeah? Please? My god kidding. I hope,

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<v Speaker 4>I hope.

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<v Speaker 3>Good things for her in the future, because I know

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<v Speaker 3>she has. It was good news when you know she

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<v Speaker 3>got her rights back from her parents or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know if it really was good news. Madisonville, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember how many nude things she's posted since then? I

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<v Speaker 3>guess it was good news.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Madisonville, Kentucky Police there arrested a man for public intoxication

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<v Speaker 2>after they spotted him walking quite slowly and practicing an

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<v Speaker 2>even slower motion martial arts on a utility pole.

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<v Speaker 3>His karate in the pole. What's up with this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you just let the guy go on his merry way?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe take him home?

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<v Speaker 2>They were concerned. They saw higain, this Michael Graham guy.

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<v Speaker 2>They saw him practicing martial arts in quote a very

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<v Speaker 2>slow manner. As he walked, they say, Graham began hitting

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<v Speaker 2>and kicking a utility pole, stumbled and laid on the ground,

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<v Speaker 2>and when he approached him to see how he was.

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<v Speaker 2>He quickly got off the ground and told him he

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<v Speaker 2>was practicing his martial arts skill he read as he

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<v Speaker 2>read in a book to help fend off dog attacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow again, you got a rabid dog coming at you, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>you better have your martial arts in full speed.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, no, he doesn't really slow, so even the dog

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<v Speaker 4>can look kind of like this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>What more on?

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<v Speaker 4>I could already by the Jimmy that is.

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<v Speaker 3>Arm Oh wow, you know what? Actually skip taking him home.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying not to arrest the guy because he's

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<v Speaker 3>you know, But now that pat just showed me a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs a seventy seventy two hour evail. No, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you're walking down the sidewalk. I'm switching to the other

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<v Speaker 3>side of the road immediately when I spot that kind

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>It's same as A and E. What are you looking

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<v Speaker 4>at it? Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought something went wrong. No, I saw you.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said at two two five two six, please keep

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<v Speaker 3>my number A seeker from authorities. But when I lived

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<v Speaker 3>down in a homestead apartment complex and accidentally ran our

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<v Speaker 3>baby duckling, so he didn't do it on purpose. The

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<v Speaker 3>whole family was standing next to the road and I

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<v Speaker 3>stepped out. As I rolled by, I checked it out

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<v Speaker 3>and it was mortally wing. Oh my god, damn trash ducks.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know if you accidentally ran that over.

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<v Speaker 3>Now after he ends it with pat, you know you'd

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<v Speaker 3>feel bad hearing that, right, he goes, damn trash ducks.

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<v Speaker 3>The muscovy ducks are the ugliest anyway, Hey, somebody else

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<v Speaker 3>muscovy ducks are invasive? My brother or my brother hunts

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<v Speaker 3>him with an airsoft good eating. Ugh, I couldn't get

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<v Speaker 3>past the warts on the face.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Finally there's this. I don't mean to cause

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<v Speaker 2>mass panic. I was just doing a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>math here. I think I'm close to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's the timing you were looking at, upp bet

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<v Speaker 3>on the computer.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Australia is what twelve hours ahead of us? Twelve?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe this time of Australia's twelve hours ahead of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Got so that means in a little over three hours

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<v Speaker 2>it'll actually be Wednesday in Australia, right, yeah, yees Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Which if this is true here that the world is

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<v Speaker 2>going to end today, that means within the next three

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<v Speaker 2>hours and eight minutes. Why is the world going to

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<v Speaker 2>end today. Well, because a demon named Seven that this

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<v Speaker 2>couple has been talking to on their Wiji board since

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<v Speaker 2>twenty thirteen. I told you, has said today is the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the world again. This is a TikToker and

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<v Speaker 2>her husband who's been talking to the demon Seven since

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<v Speaker 2>twenty thirteen through the Wigi board.

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<v Speaker 5>Me and my husband have essentially been talking to some

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<v Speaker 5>thing on a Wigi board that goes by the name

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<v Speaker 5>of Seven, who has been telling us that the world

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<v Speaker 5>is going to end May twenty five and I have

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<v Speaker 5>pages and pages and pages.

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<v Speaker 4>Of our correspondence with this thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what any of this is, but it

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<v Speaker 5>felt like the right time to share this with people.

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<v Speaker 5>TikTok felt like the right place for it. Let me know,

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<v Speaker 5>help me save seven.

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<v Speaker 2>So that here's where my math comes in. If the

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<v Speaker 2>clock hits, the calendar hits the twenty eighth and three

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<v Speaker 2>hours in Australia, if seven's right, that means we're done

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<v Speaker 2>within about the next three hours.

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<v Speaker 3>So hey, I actually turned the volume down on my

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<v Speaker 3>headphone so I didn't have to hear that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you want to put your head into sand taco

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<v Speaker 2>as you check out? Okay, Hey, okay, follow the w

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