Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions assents. Hi, welcome to void anaka
where I am coming up, coming up, coming ahead, coming
back from cold. Hi, how Aria, I'm your DM Devin.
I sound like my voice is much deeper and much
more masculine than normally it, and I'm like living. Yeah,
actually I probably sound like a boy going through puberty
and my voice is cracking.
Speaker 2: So well, you didn't have that condition.
Speaker 1: Listen here, you fucking you, and I will skin you alive. Yeah,
fucking you are lucky. I promised your boyfriend I wouldn't
harm you. Oh yeah, I'll find you. I know where
you live. I don't know. I don't know where he
lives yet, but I know where you live.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not gonna find out for me.
Speaker 1: No, I was just going U til I go to
his house one day. It's gonna happen one day. Maybe,
Oh my god, I know where to go when Jacob's
at home. Just fucking slid his throat, Oh my god,
and steal his cat, steal his cats. But welcome to
boy dot com, The D and D Podcast. Who are you? People?
Who are you? People? Who are you? People?
Speaker 3: Ask myself that question every day.
Speaker 1: It never gets easier never does, never does.
Speaker 2: You must ask yourself this one important question, Who are
you and what do you want?
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman. That's a faggot doing from the fagot.
I never said I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I never said I wasn't either, So fuck.
Speaker 4: You fuck you No, that's that's your boyfriend job anyway.
Speaker 2: Time. My name is Jacob.
Speaker 4: I play the furry not so furry wolf wolf boy freed.
Speaker 1: Loo against the monster fucker?
Speaker 2: What coming from the monster? Fucker?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Levut this. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: Uh huhi got uh?
Speaker 1: Why are you gonna? Yeah? I have a do the
body pillows? So what don't mean nothing? It don't mean nothing.
I want to get I want to for that pell
case so bad it's like I have it on the bed.
I gona be.
Speaker 4: Like, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, the allegations are not being denied.
Speaker 1: You know, they're not. Who's next? Who's next? Who's uh?
Who's the allies?
Speaker 3: I'm a Dakota.
Speaker 1: I played myth ill.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I'm Tyler and I played the role.
Speaker 1: Of Tama angels sent from God himself. Have I ever
told y'all, ladies and gentlemen listeners that Tyler is an
angel sent from God's hands himself.
Speaker 5: I thought y'all didn't believe in God.
Speaker 1: I don't, I really don't. But there was one. He
blessed you upon this earth or us. Yes, he sure did.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure what to take praise, but thank you.
Speaker 1: Spots be looking at the description below, you'll see a leak.
Speaker 3: O mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Because that's how you like take compliments and praise, because
you hear that the horror route and I had to
think about that for a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh no, either way, either way it's terrible. Oh no,
the other through the ear is wrong? Oh god, Oh
God again, guy over again. If you're looking at a
descripture below, you'll see a list of my trauma along
with a link to a link tree where you can
take it, the other podcast and Family Family a podcasts,
as well as YouTube channel to subscribe blah blah blah.
Under that, you'll see the list of my trauma and
why Jacob's a bitch. So you'll see that description below
as well. Else. Yeah, and that's it it. So what
happened last time? Don't I don't? I remember what happened
last time? Shit, I do remember, I do remember what
happened last time?
Speaker 5: I think I remember my side of the story. I
don't remember what else happened. Like I think Jacob had
a dream. I mean Freda had a dream.
Speaker 1: Had an epiphany.
Speaker 2: I had a dream.
Speaker 1: He was in a cocoon. He was in a gay cocoon,
and he came out a beautiful, beautiful butterfly.
Speaker 2: All aquatic looking and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all aquatic looking and ship.
Speaker 4: And I've permanently and Caspian has become permanently fused to
my entire existence.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, you are now you and Cassie are one
and the same. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's like it's like it's like I've unlocked my
my devil trigger.
Speaker 2: Like oh, like devil triedent freed.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, or like a bist oh no no, since
he's like aquatic abystle triedent freed.
Speaker 1: Work love that.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 5: And then I politely asked people to turn the ship
towards this castle because I got a oh yeah, my
message that if I didn't, the ship would get destroyed.
Speaker 1: If someone's like, get your ass over here, I'm gonna
blow it up, raggedy ass over here, and you're flying
fucking ship bitch. He sure did, he sure fucking did.
So that's where were pretty much left off. Picking up
where we left off, you got to the castle, y'all
are deciding who goes and who stays. Scarlets deciding to
stay back on the ship because last thing they need
is an is a celestial walking around a a prince of.
Speaker 5: Hell's domain.
Speaker 1: Castle humble abode, if you will. She's like, yeah, now,
I'll stay back here. I'm good underneath. Miss. You're with
the other or forge the other people in your group. Shira,
Sarah is having a she's glitching out again, like she's
short circuiting, you say, sparks coming out of her neck
and her head and her eyes are like turning, like
the lights like shining on, shining off, and she's getting
a vision. She's grabbing a hold of your arm and
she's squeezing onto the armor. She doesn't leave a mark
or anything, but you can feel the pressure and she's
like you she steps out of it, and she turns
her head and she's like, you need to go with
them and take office with you.
Speaker 3: Oh, never led me astray before, So.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's an I mean, she's like, oh my god,
she's like things they try, mhm, anything else. Uh, one
of the last nights. There's one in there, and you
need boss for it.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna listen to anything. She says afterwards. I'm
going to now leave, of course Captain's chorus. I'm gonna
grab head up to the steering yep, the helm.
Speaker 1: Yep, cheering the ship. He's like, oh hey, Captain.
Speaker 3: I'm trading your soul for one of my knights. Grab him,
throw him over my shoulder, and walk towards where we
need to go. He's getting no explanation other than no
explanation other than that.
Speaker 1: He's like, I need to hear the ship. Who's gonna
drive it? And Scarlet is just like, uh, I mean
I'll steer the ship like should he looks at She
looks out over that Thomas, Should I be concerned?
Speaker 5: I'm the slightest of course, of course, yeah, I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So so far it's going to be Tama office, myth
and I'm assuming Free is going because I'm going to
the castle, to inside thy castle of demon lord, a baron,
a demon baron. Uh yep, yep, of course, of course, right,
I mean you gotta you, gotta you gotta seek out
the demons. You gotta figure out what's what's what's cooking
in there? Okay, Hey, So as you leave the ship
the ship, Scarlet instructs us she will keep within the vicinity,
and if you need her for any reason whatsoever, please
do call and she will come crashing in quite literally
if need be, if need be.
Speaker 3: Do you think we've had enough time to equate to
what would be a short rest?
Speaker 1: I would say, y'all got a a monk gave y'all
a long rest, noise, thank you, full health, full spou slots,
the whole works. After that three episode battle, y'all had
y'all deserve it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after literally killing Abatira's Jesus Christ. Yeah, So you
the drawbridge. Now that drawbridge comes down, you guys get
off the ship, and the ship kind of takes off
as its circles the castle and you see nobody around.
It's quiet, it's hot, that's anything. It's it's very warm
down here, not in a dry heat, more like a humid,
little little wet and gross. So as you guys start
walking into say castle, there's no sign of guards, personnel, nothing.
You walk into this grand hall Tama you are you
wearing the crown still or are you're hiding it?
Speaker 5: Technically I have a tune to it, which I guess
means I'm wearing it. And remember we went no game,
no lifestyle.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, love that, love that.
Speaker 5: But was I wearing it on my sleeve?
Speaker 3: I thought you were wearing it over your sleeve like.
Speaker 5: The Okay, so it's technically visible, it's just more like
embedded in the skins and mouth like a tattoo.
Speaker 2: Ka.
Speaker 1: So as you go into the Grand Hall, it's like
a long hallway with a bunch of different turning off
points doors other hallways, and at the end of it
is a very large doorway that opens and you feel
a burst of dry air, kind of hitch you on
the face, not very pleasant. And you see what looks
to be a very large, a large and in charge
demon walk up as he's as he's kind of ushering
you in and he and he kind of points to
the seating seating ahead of you. So you all are, uh,
escort it in by this hunk of hunk of demon. Nah,
he's not really the hunk of honka, but he's a
he's a very big burly demon man. And he after
y'all take a seat, and he kind of just he looks,
he doesn't he stares at Tauma, breaks no eye contact,
doesn't blink nothing. He just stares right at you. Tamah
roll me a charistmas saving through See if you flinch? Okay?
Or did he keep a straight face? Ooh oh, you
keep a straight face. You don't let you don't let
him know that you're being that you're bothered by it.
You keep you keep your composure.
Speaker 5: With a twenty eight, I would say that I'm not
even bothered at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not even bothered at all. He doesn't even
think you're he from his end, it looks like you're
not even noticing his his existence, which is kind of connique.
So as the doors closed behind behind y'all, big door
up and he's like stomp stomp, ground kind of shakes
and he's very have you said, just like huge buff
buff demon holds for feet boom boom, and he's like,
so what brings you? And he when he says that
he turned straight to Tama.
Speaker 5: Well, I take it you're the one that called us here.
Speaker 1: I I was, and he makes a bow. My name
is Ball the baron of the Ring of Wrath. Welcome
to my layers, like, welcome to my layer. He says
it in such a way that's like, ah, this is
my layer. Very just like very chad. Think Chad, he's
very chad Like I can't really do yes, whoever doing that? Fact, Yes,
he's glowing. His hair looks like fire. Love that, love that.
I can't do a chad voice, but love that. Yeah,
he's on fire.
Speaker 3: That pussy's on where I mean bussy.
Speaker 1: That bussy's on fire. So Ball is He's not paying
attention to anybody else but Tama. He's like, why are
you here? Why did you come here?
Speaker 5: Okay, other than being called here? That's uh, shoot, should
be honest or not?
Speaker 1: That's gee, that's you decide.
Speaker 5: I'll tell him that I was looking for my old home.
Speaker 1: And he kinda leans in and squints his eyes at
you because you're are you wearing your hood or your
is your hood down? I have a hood? What don't
you are?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you wearing your disguise or not?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Oh no, since I've been here, I'm not wearing my
glamor got it?
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? So he just kind of kind of
leans into you. He's like, oh uh hm hm, huh,
where'd you get that? And he points to the crown.
Speaker 5: Honestly, you would not believe me if I told you.
Speaker 1: Try me. It's not every day someone comes walking in
with the crown of the Old, the old demon king.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: So there I was getting beat up by the angel
with too many eyes, and I die, and after talking
with the gods of the afterlife, I come back and
they gave me this in one of them gave me this. Well,
technically I knew it was someone else, but I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell him at part? Got it? You
don't need a budge of all. Huh. So do you
know what that crown is? You know what that crown is? Right?
I do you know what means?
Speaker 5: I have an idea, and I'm not entirely sure if
I want to accept it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't know if you want to accept I'm minding.
I'm here, minding my own business, ruling over my section
of this realm. And who comes flying in on a
flying ship but some half with demon that has the
crown of the Old. How am I to assume that
you're not here to dethrone me, take my wonderful part
of this realm, and then start moving on to the others.
Speaker 5: Well, if our invasion has been bothersome to you, we apologize.
We were not here to invade. We're just I'm just
looking to get home. As soon as I do I
do what I need to do, I'll be out of
your hair. We all will be right.
Speaker 1: Right, like so everybody right right. Baba's is like, yeah, totally,
one hundred and ten hundred percent will be out your hair.
Look at the split.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm here looking for something that might be belonging
to me.
Speaker 1: Baba's kind of just darts his eyes over to Myth, like,
do what you're doing, and Ball kind of turns over
to myth. Oh what something here belongs to you?
Speaker 3: Belongs to me is a strong word. I've been led
to believe that one of my soldiers might be here,
stuck in possibly some sort of stasis.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. And Ball is like, huh, so you're looking
for some the only people here are demons. Unless who
you're looking for is a demon, I don't know where
you're going to find this. Thank a person.
Speaker 3: You may have a statue that looks something similar to
a war forged. It may be in one of your
massive treasure rooms or art galleries. I can't imagine you
would know three piece of art you've collected in your
opulent palace. But I'm willing to trade this wonderful orc
for him. He's great, he can treat it. He can
he can drive a ship. No comedic relief.
Speaker 2: Like hold up, wait, is that why we're here.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kind of lean in and like elbow on
the table. I've heard he's even got a little bit
of celestial blood. Uh.
Speaker 1: Boffas is like no, I don't, no, I don't, but
no doubt what. And Ball is just kind of looking
over everybody, and He's just like, Okay, here's what I
will do, because today I'm feeling generous. You three, he
points to Boffice myth and freed. You three can go
looking for this statue and you'll be unbothered by me
or my staff here in your free to rome as
you wish to find this object. You're looking see it
as a welcome, as a welcome gift. And he looks
over the to Tama, you and me have a lot
to talk about in private. So he looks over to
the three, and he the doors open and he's like, well,
go on, go looking leave us be.
Speaker 3: I will give a very polite and graceful bell. I
appreciate your kindness.
Speaker 1: And Mama's like, oh god, I'm gonna die. Here are they.
Speaker 3: And kind of just lead him out with freed.
Speaker 2: Were we saying, Jacob, I was gonna say, I was
literally gonna do the same thing. I was just like,
I pat him on the shoulder, and I was just like,
probably walk away.
Speaker 1: All right. So who do we want to do first?
Let's do Let's do Tama first. So Toma, it's just
you and Ball here the baron of wrath.
Speaker 3: I cast before I leave you.
Speaker 1: Oh you did just in case. Okay, I see what
you're doing here.
Speaker 5: I have something just in case that doesn't work.
Speaker 1: So we have to.
Speaker 3: Do just a D four on any ability check.
Speaker 1: So Ball closes the doors and he walks around back
in front of you, and he's like, he's looking at
you up and down. I'm assum you're a vulpus.
Speaker 5: Yes, I suppose that is technically the name of my race.
Speaker 1: And he's thinking, let me see, he's kind of pondering,
stroking his non existent beard, stroke his chin, and he's
thinking as well, I don't think there are too many
vulpuses around this room. But let me just bring up
the map. He turns around and a big map three
D like image comes up of the Ring of Wrath,
and he's looking as well, if any vulpuses would be
in in this realm, it would be in this ring
by chance. Did you were you raised in a very
mountainous area?
Speaker 5: Yep, mountain, lots of trees.
Speaker 1: Interesting, And I take it it's a village.
Speaker 5: It is a village, roughly two hundred members.
Speaker 1: Oh, roughly two hundred members, I see see.
Speaker 5: Oh no, an invasion is them and it isn't it.
It's like just two hundred. I might just wipe them out.
Speaker 1: Its two hundred. Oh okay, all right, all right, cool cool.
He looks to the looks to the map, and he
says something, and do you know infernal?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know infernal?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: I think technically I do. Let's see okay mm hmm
okay Celestia from the zohyhander abyssle m. I think I
technically no infernal then, but I do know social an
abistle and even Sylvan that.
Speaker 1: So he says something infernal and the map kind of
zooms in on a particular mountain range, and it kind
of just like root zooms in and zooms in on
a mountain and then woods, and it kind of goes
like aka street level and it kind of zooms in
on an entrance way hidden by trees and rocks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, As to a particular village, the village is obviously
homes and buildings are made out of the our nature.
Stone tree plant. You have it, you name it, and
you see this as it hits you like a freight tree.
You're looking at your home without even bat and I
without even waiting five minutes, he found your home in
the ring of rap and Ball is watching. He's say this,
uh this this this is it? It is this is
It looks like a rundown piece of ship.
Speaker 5: If you ask me, oh, most homes are I was
trying to say, you know.
Speaker 1: I've always I'm in a mood for an invasion.
Speaker 3: What how would you.
Speaker 1: What would you say? I decided to go rampage with
my army into this village and killed every single last
person here.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no. I strongly prefer if you didn't
do that.
Speaker 1: But why not? I can.
Speaker 5: Over the table Devin, How attached are you to this character?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Not very attached?
Speaker 5: No, mm hmm, Like I know you can do that.
It's just about the crown in my arm.
Speaker 1: It's about the crown in your arm. You mean, you
mean the crown that anyone wearing it is automatically support air.
He puts air quotes the ruler of the infernal realm
above all the barons.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 1: Not know what you have on your.
Speaker 5: Arm, to be honest, No, but it was given to
me for a reason, and I intend to find out
what that reason is.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh really, Oh that's that's that's that's interesting. Okay,
all right, how about this? How about this? You want? Okay,
all right, it's like, okay, all right, So you want
to find out the reason why you have this crown
and why you have been given this throne that you
obviously do not deserve. Thinking about what to say next?
Speaker 5: Hold up, I'll think about what to do next, because.
Speaker 1: Technically, you stepping foot into my territory with that crown
is an act of war. So technically speaking, I could
march on into that village and annihilate everybody in the
fiery pit a flame. So I mean, because looking looking
at he's looking at you up and down and doesn't
look like you have much to do much to do
about it, as little.
Speaker 5: Fine, I'm sorry I ended up in your domain, but
it was by sheer accident, And once business is done,
we can get out of your hair and there will
no longer be a reason to invade.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but there's always a reason to invade.
Speaker 5: See, I'm you're gonna use the Granada defense where it's like,
oh yeah, we have a justified reason to invade this country.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh no, oh god, no, I most definitely
have a just my reason because I can now as
the baron of wrath, I can just cause unleash the
wrath upon any one more thing in my domain, including them,
unless some big top king is going to try to stop.
Speaker 5: I get, what's the term royally pissed?
Speaker 1: Oh you do?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 5: I might just use it like well, ball, I hope
your people know how to deal with a power vacuum.
And he's like what, I'm gonna point at him and
I'm gonna say I reject, I reject, and I'm going
to cast something I call death.
Speaker 1: Warp, look at a target with leebal intent and speak
the words any words. Really, the target will die instantly.
Wait a minute, hold the fuck.
Speaker 5: Up string a grammar spell that I made and you
didn't say anything about it. You didn't give me any rules.
Speaker 1: Uh uh uh uh oh uh oh oh oh you
took death ward and you changed it to death warp.
Oh die instantly, and their soul from their body. The
soul will be sent to a plane of existence like that,
the that the caster is aware of. The soul stays
poorn from their body until returned by external means.
Speaker 5: Now what plane am I thinking of?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck? Oh fuck, oh oh oh. I forgot, y'all.
I forgot. I told you all, y'all can customize spells
that y'all want. Have fun with it, a crazy I
wish I did and do that. Oh well you know what?
Oh well, fuck me, damn.
Speaker 5: I was the compromise and be like, oh you want.
Speaker 1: To Oh no, no, this works. This works for the story.
This works in the in the favor of the story
as well. So now you're perfectly fine. I just wasn't
expecting it. I'm like, oh, I reject.
Speaker 5: You playing of existence? Which one you think of? Which
one do you think I'm sending him to?
Speaker 1: It is hit the realm of damnation.
Speaker 5: I's gonna go with the in between.
Speaker 1: Oh it's even better. That's even better. Okay, work Okay.
So he's like, what and you you're holding out your
ring of grammar that you have on and you're casting
the spell that normally would be I'm assuming it's supposed
to be deathward.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I changed death ward to death warp.
Speaker 1: And you're feeling this power of this evil necrotic inner
that is coursing through your finger as it zaps out
of your hand hits the baron and he kind of
stands there for a second. He's like, really, I didn't
do it, and he starts like convulsing as he falls
to the ground dead and his body's like.
Speaker 3: And his.
Speaker 1: Flames die, it becomes cold, and his bid is just
laying there. Oh perfect.
Speaker 5: I like to follow up with animate dead, fucking.
Speaker 1: Bitch, anime dead. Okay, what do you plan on doing it?
Re anime in his body as like a servant.
Speaker 5: I'll bring him back and make it look like nothing happened,
at least for the next twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So his body comes right back up. He
just he doesn't really, I mean he can't say anything, Kenny,
Now I don't. He's thinking he's just an empty he
just an empty vessel at that.
Speaker 5: Point, like sit on his throne or something. Just look
like he's just chilling. Okay, a lot it takes for
people to notice.
Speaker 1: So he walks to his throne, sits on it, and
just sits there. Oh my god. You know what. You
know what, at the end of this episode, everyone takes
a level up. Everyone takes a level up. This is creativity.
I love it. He killed a baron. He killed a
fucking baron. Goddamn.
Speaker 5: Look, he called for a war, and I'm like, you
know what, Fine, if we're gonna have a war, I'm
gonna I'm gonna take the first shot.
Speaker 1: You fucking did.
Speaker 3: God really fun?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: So? I had also planned on this becoming a battle
and was expecting something similar, and I was going to
use planar shift and bamf me and him to another
plane of existence. Oh my god, I don't know people
without me. If I can't, I would have done him
by himself.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, good job, Tyler.
Speaker 3: That was a great play.
Speaker 1: That was a great player. Applaud, applaud, applaud. James would
be so proud. James would be so fucking proud.
Speaker 5: Speaking of forever, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell James about this letter. He's gonna be so
proud what.
Speaker 2: We know, because like I think, I'm what.
Speaker 5: Uh what love, I think we're at eighteen, So with
this new one, we'd be in nineteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got nineteen, that is correct.
Speaker 1: So now you're sitting in a room with the dead
corpse sitting on the throne, and you're just like.
Speaker 3: Who that can clean? Not a dead corpse?
Speaker 1: And Okay, he's an animated corpse. Okay, he's not there anymore.
Baron is somewhere actually in the in the in the
fucking in between, while fucking uh noth athel Tap is
over there probably oh my god, you play thing and
takes a mend to the to the liway manor.
Speaker 3: I got a question, what what if I put him
in my bag of holding? Oh body? I mean, he
could never get his soul back, because you can't put
his soul back in the body because it's not there anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, you would have to find it, find his soul
and then stick it in there.
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't need a soul. I would just
take his body Oh that's fair.
Speaker 5: You could, yeah, because like I had the spell set
up the sten to a different plane of existence, because
I think with the resurrection, the soul has to be
on the same plane of existence or what the spell
Otherwise it's like, Oh, you're gonna to find the soul.
Speaker 1: First, and no one knows where it's at.
Speaker 3: But you.
Speaker 1: Exactly Jesus, Oh, I'm so proud.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I have no idea how to level up
in this thing.
Speaker 1: I'll i'll, I'll do your level ups myself later, because
that there's not gonna don't think there's gonna be any
combat in this episode. I shouldn't say that, but you
don't get I mean, you don't get the level up
till the end of the episode anyway, So.
Speaker 5: I'll just get changes.
Speaker 1: Did you already leave the level hope? Did you already
do the level Hoope?
Speaker 5: I only added hit points. That's really all I did.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're fine, But.
Speaker 5: If we go in to combat, I can just subtract.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're fine. So yeah, now the baron's gone and
it's just you in this empty room. But something does
catch your eye. Oh, to the distance, you do see
what looks like little uh I don't want to say drains,
but they're like cages on the floor thence on the floor,
and you see water start pouring in from them, and
from there the water starts forming a body.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 1: It forms into a very serpent like woman. And she
kind of just forms all the water as she's kind
of just gliding or walking towards you. She's just like, oh, oh,
you got rid of ball.
Speaker 5: I it's not the proudest thing. I'm done, but I
kind of feel good.
Speaker 1: Be oh no, oh, enjoy it. He had it coming,
He's had it coming for quite some time. And she
kind of just looked at his body as she's kind
of like just spits spits at his feet, and he
turns over to you. She turns over back to you.
She's like, oh, oh, my apologies, I am y law
the barrenness of envy. Pleasure to finally meet you.
Speaker 5: I slightly bowed my head.
Speaker 1: I came here initially to talk with Paul, but I
guess he's gone, thank God. And she looks over to
your arm and she sees your crown. Oh huh, you
have the crown of the old demon King. Yes.
Speaker 5: Paul was very interested in this and was pretty much,
using it as an excuse to invade, and he.
Speaker 1: Looks over to and she turns her head to like
the image of the of your home, and she's like, oh, uh,
I see why you killed him, and she turns back
to you. You know, it's it's not that hard to
believe why he'd kill you for that. He's been wanting
to rule over all the different rings of this realm
for quite some time. So that was his ticket, and
he spent quite some time looking for it and can
never find it. But here you are, someone unknown, walking
on in and you have it. She's like, you know what,
I like you. You'll live, You'll get to I'll let
you live today. So gotta let you live. Oh, the
other barons are gonna love to hear that Ball diyed.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe wait a few maybe wait a day because uh,
you know, he looks kind of animate.
Speaker 1: H you don't want people to know that he's dead yet,
topchat right away? Yeah, god, okay, all right, well if
you do.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 1: Uh so I was bringing a gift to somebody that's
currently staying here at the castle, but since Ball's not
here anymore, and I'm sure that person doesn't know about it. Yeah,
I'll give it to you. And she hands over like
a little package and it has a name on it,
but she's like, keep this, don't give this to her.
I have a feeling you might need it. And when
you look at the package and then look up about her,
she's gone. You see the puddle, You see water going
back into the vents as she leaves, and the little
and she had a little note put onto it for
you just now, and it's like, don't open it till
you leave, until you leave the castle. And when you
take that off, you look to see who's addressed to
This package is addressed to no other and Empress snow White.
Speaker 5: That is so suspicious.
Speaker 1: So don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.
Speaker 5: Also, she said that this was a resident of the castle,
or someone's staying this is someone currently staying here at
the castle, as in the right here, right now.
Speaker 1: As in in this castle right now, not in this
room right now, but in this castle right now.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I might want to go and tell myth
and fed that we should bail right now.
Speaker 1: Lovely, lovely, as that's happening, we cut to we cut
to the peeps walking around said castle and for reed,
roll me a perception check with advantage because of your senses. Yeah, yes,
that I can barely hear you.
Speaker 2: That is a twenty five.
Speaker 1: Litty titty twenty five. As you are walking around the halls,
checking different rooms and trying to find the tru what
like a treasure room or library, something that has statues
of some sort, you do get stopped by the scent
of someone familiar, but you can't quite put your finger
and as you're looking, as you're looking down this hallway,
you kind of just get the urge to I mean
the guy. The other two are too busy looking at
trying to find whatever. And of course you know myth.
Myth is going to try and find If he's trying
to find something, he's going to try and find it.
He won't stop. So you can tell them, or you
can just leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just gotta wander off, okay.
Speaker 1: Bed, So you wander off and we'll go to Freed next.
So as you wonder off, you're following the scent as
it gets stronger, it's like an aroma of flowers, and yeah, flowers.
And as you come up to this little door and
you hear what sounds to be two people talking on
the other side of the door.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: You kind of lean in to try to listen. You
can hear a male's voice and a female's voice come
from the other side of the door. What do you do?
Speaker 2: I open the doors?
Speaker 1: Open the door.
Speaker 2: I opened the door.
Speaker 1: Just straight up open the door.
Speaker 2: Just straight up, open the door, just straight up open.
Speaker 5: No lock picking, no dropping, no eaves, just open.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm open, okay, open the door. All right, great, great.
Speaker 6: He is he is a barbarian. Yeah, you're right, he's
a barbarian. Subtlety is not in his it's not in
his reference ball.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: Roll me a.
Speaker 1: Roll me a D one hundred and call hire low.
Speaker 2: Hi fuck.
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 3: Oh no.
Speaker 1: So, as you as you just burst open the door,
you look into this large like library like library, yeah, library,
and you look down. You're on an upper level. You
look down and you see Empress snow White andsane insist, Sae, sane, sane, yeah, sane, Yeah,
you know, sane.
Speaker 2: I know, sane, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, yeah, you see him conversating
with you see him conversating with with uh, Empress snow White,
and they as you just bust open the door.
Speaker 2: I didn't say I didn't. I didn't say I bust
open the door. I just opened the door. Okay. It's
like as mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you're not necessarily they're not noticing
you because granted there other side, as you open the door,
you kind of look, do you duck? Do you do anything?
Speaker 2: When I see her? When is the Empress snow I
do duck down?
Speaker 1: And as you duck, as you duck down, saying kind
of looks up and he doesn't see obviously he doesn't
see you. It's just like and he's going back to
talking with her, And as you're there, you're kind of
getting pits and pieces of what they're talking about. Something
about they mentioned Sara, they mentioned how they're both, why
they're they're both going there for a different reasons, blah
blah blah. How and Saane's talking about some trouble he's
been having trying to find a particular object to get
to said plate. And you're getting this, you're getting this
idea that these two are allies, and you're just like,
what the fuck? Yeah, And then snow White is talking
about how and in about a few days her army
will be here and then from here the old storms Forrovia,
take it by force, take the rama magic by force.
And you're just kind of sitting there going, oh oh fun,
oh uh oh what do you do?
Speaker 2: Let me let's see what I can do.
Speaker 1: Bomb bomb bomb.
Speaker 7: You know, there's a part of me that just wants
to like just attack, go all barbarian on them and attack.
Speaker 2: But that's a dumb idea.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Tama was a Tama, Like, you know, what he
did was great, but on some level, I'm like, you
know what, there's a slight chance that probably wouldn't have worked.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're going against a very powerful sorceress and
a very sneaky snake like artificers. So use your imagination
how that's going to turn out.
Speaker 2: Yeah the other guy. Yeah, that we're talking about a
demon prince that Tomic killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: We should also remind herself that she is still currently gios.
As far as I know.
Speaker 1: It's been, I would say it's been more than thirty days.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you then is over, because.
Speaker 1: Otherwise she wouldn't be like, wait, I can't be here
right now.
Speaker 3: Oh no, So I gave loose enough terms that she
just can't necessarily affect us. She can build up her
army and do what she wants, but she can't stop
us from our goal.
Speaker 1: Okay, well yeah, this wouldn't really do anything much anyway
right now, So you're fine still, Giost? I don't did
we have a times we haven't had a time skip?
Have we have?
Speaker 3: We've not had a time skip as far as it's
been maybe a week or two, but.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I will allow it. That's been that. She's
still technically Giost technically.
Speaker 3: Because you gave her a month, right, yeah it is
a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, So what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2: Freed, I am just gonna diep gonna dip yep.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna go like okay, like I'm just basically
gonna be all like uh like okay.
Speaker 2: Wrong room and sneak out of the room again, like okay,
I should not be here.
Speaker 1: Roll me a D one hundred called hire low.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa you fucking woarn.
Speaker 1: So as you're like I wanna get the fuck out
of here, you open the door and the door makes
a loud creek. But as that is happening, you' here
a loud you hear kind of a shriek as you're
kind of like, what the fuck you turn around, Insane
is stabbing the shit Oh the Empress.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not good. That is not good. That is
not good at all. Okay, Okay, like.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, he's slit in her throat.
Speaker 4: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna think.
Speaker 4: Up Caspian as a as a action, and I'm gonna
throw Caspian at Sane.
Speaker 1: You're gonna throw Caspian at sane, all right, roll me
an attack, roll let me see nineteen does hit. So
you throw down after he'd like stop slashing her throat
and she falls to the ground, choking her blood. Caspian
flies over and hits saying and he's like, got the
fuck it, kind of looks at the tritons and then
looks up at you.
Speaker 4: I come up to the railing of the balcony like,
put one leg on the balcony, be like stop fucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I forgot about you all. And that's where
we're cutting from Freed Insane. Snow White's dead, So I
I mean, so now me jump over to office and
myth as they're looking around different rooms finding nothing but junk, useless, useless,
fucking junk. Even if it's gold pier gold, it's all
fucking junk because it's not what he It's not what
myth is looking for. Myth wrote me a D one
hundred to call higher. Low.
Speaker 3: Uh, I will say high.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's technically high because that is above fifty. Okay, okay, okay,
all right, So you do get are as you're walking
down the halls, there is a door that is getting
that does get your attention. It's a normal looking door.
It's a little larger than everything else around it as
far as the other doors, and it has a silver doorknob.
And Bobus is also looking at that same door. It's like,
there's something weird about that door? Is it?
Speaker 3: Just me? Captain offcause I get a question, huh do
you know magic?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Well? I mean because if you knew magic, I would
feel safe touching the door. But I definitely feel like
you should. You should go first. I can guess, VIVI fine,
if you die, I can bring you back and then
we know the door is bad.
Speaker 1: Uh huh uh huh. He's kind of looking at you
with wide eyed and looks at the door.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what I don't you know whatever,
I'm probably gonna die here anyway. So he walks over
to the door, grabs a hold of the door knob
like he's grabbing something important, turns it and just opens
the door. And the door opens.
Speaker 3: Just fine, you'll be getting a raise.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, well, thanks, captain. He kind of looks
in and he's like, whoa what is that? And when
you walk over to him and look in, you see
what looks to be m looks to see what looks
to see something. Hold up me, no, I need uh
where's mis token?
Speaker 3: Bottom?
Speaker 1: Left?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: You go? God, Oh wait, yeah, we're on the new map.
That map Nope. When you go to that map right,
you should see a new map. You see a place,
a very weird looking almost like a ruin, uh huh,
ruins of something old. As you're looking around, you do
see like a bunch of markings on the floor, the writing.
The writing looks very familiar to you. Oh it's an
old it's a U. You don't necessarily know the words,
but you but you recognize this as an old language
from Aglas. This is definitely the right place, Like this
is definitely fucking place.
Speaker 3: So like I it would be like me looking at
like old English. I can't read it, but I can
be like I.
Speaker 1: Know this, I know this shit from anywhere.
Speaker 3: So can I cast comprehend language to find out what's
written on the ground? Sure, Okay, then I'll cast comprehend language,
which allows me to for an hour, I can understand
the literal meaning of any spoken language that I hear.
I can also understand any written language that I see,
but I must be touching the surface on which the
words are written. And it takes about a minute to
read one page of text.
Speaker 1: Okay, so as you're putting your hands on the floor
to read it, and you basically, I'm gonna give you
come the layman terms of what it is with because
I didn't actually come up with a passage for it.
But basically, it's saying, these spell circles are placed here.
It can only be passed passed through by the way one,
by the one true Crown. And you're really and you're
looking at these words and it's like crown, and then
you remember there's a member of your nights that is
known as the crown, but it's different. You're not quite
sure what the crown is, but you know the crown
is not like the others. And as you're thinking that,
you're like, what the Boffas is looking straight ahead at
a platform that is radiating this magic coming from it,
and Bavas is just like entranced by it, and he
takes one step onto the circles. Boom, nothing happens when
you try to put your hand over the circle line
of the circle, the start of the circle. Your your
arm is pushed back from the mat from the magic.
But he's able to go through, and he's like, I'm
not dead. I'm not dead. Why am I not dead?
He looks over them.
Speaker 3: Not dead, I'm protecting you.
Speaker 1: Huh Okay, I'm assuming he points to the platforms. I'm
assuming that's maybe what you're looking for.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm I don't ah, I meant go touch it,
touch it.
Speaker 1: And he's like okay. He takes a couple more steps
as he's walking through, and he's taking like, worry some steps.
She's like, ah, and I want to die. As he
gets up to the platform and he looks over because
it's like there's like the platform and then there's like
a little like a coffin and he looks over me
and he's like hmm, and he tries. He pushes over
the lid, and the lid falls off and inside of it,
he looks in and he's like, oh the fuck is this?
He pulls up a crown, and then he pulls up
a hammer, a very old and the hammer starts glowing,
starts reacting. It looks like it's the stone's cracking around
it as it shatters. And what reveals underneath the stone
hammer is a glass hammer with a bunch of these
little different, different what looks to me like different colors
of magic scrolling inside of it. And he's looking at
this and he's just like, uh, Captain, what is this?
Speaker 3: Throw it to me?
Speaker 1: And he turns around and he's wanting to throw the crown,
but as he's starting to throw it, he kind of stops.
He's like, he drops the hammer at his feet. He's like,
something's telling me to put on this crown. He looks
over to the cap and well, I don't think what
we're go on.
Speaker 3: I don't think my magic can protect you if you
put it on. I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1: Maybe He's just like, as he kind of just looks
at the crown, it's over to you. I don't. He's like,
I don't think it's gonna and then he slowly puts
He slowly puts the crown on. As he puts the crown.
As he puts the crown on his his body starts
to glow a bright light, and magic starts coursing around
those all like the spall circles on the forest start
coming up as pure magic and swirls around him as
he starts absorbing it. And he grabs a hold of
the hammer and he kind of waves it and the
magic kind of stops. The storm. The frenzy of magic stops,
and he's looking at the hammer and he looks to
you and he's like, who who are you?
Speaker 3: I'm I go by myth now, but I'm one of
the ten war Forges, one of the ten war Forge
soldiers from Aglos Rock here? Is it as?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was Aglos? No, He just he just saysn't
responds Aglos.
Speaker 3: Does that name something familiar to you?
Speaker 1: Why would it not? I'm from there? What aren't we
still in? He looks around? Where the fuck am I? That?
Speaker 3: My brother is a very very long story.
Speaker 1: Who are you? What's your name?
Speaker 3: Smith?
Speaker 1: Huh? Rings a bell? Are you sitting there thinking holding
the hammer like it's nothing. He's just kind of he's thinking.
Last thing I remember was I was I was saving
my friends from some monster I died.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Oh you're not serious.
Speaker 1: He's just like, where are my Where are my friends? Actually?
Speaker 3: You know what their names were? Uh?
Speaker 1: Pepper Jack, Lila, those two I remember? Those two come
to my mind. First, are they around here?
Speaker 3: Not that I've read?
Speaker 1: Just canna see what he mentioned? Ted Crundy, Yes, yes
he would. He's just like he's thinking, yeah, and where's Ted?
Speaker 3: I don't know what Ted? Huh Like, I don't know
what sad? But I know a Tauma Tama?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is? Who's Tama?
Speaker 3: A squirrel? I don't I don't know. He's part of
my team though.
Speaker 1: Oh so I was with you this whole time, right.
Speaker 3: You as in the flesh that you are or the
memories that you have? What? I don't know? My guy?
Speaker 1: Who am I to you?
Speaker 3: You are Boffice?
Speaker 1: And it kind of just raises IRA's Boffice. What kind
of fucking dumbass name is that?
Speaker 3: Won't that fit? Actually?
Speaker 1: To be honest, well, my name is not boffas.
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: What is your name? My friend.
Speaker 1: My name is Phoebus. Phoebus, and that's where ending today's episode,
I was like, I know the character, but what is
his name? Phoeaves? Oh no, oh no? Does he have
does he have the Hammer of Aglows? You know that
magical hammer Tyler that splits into many different hammers? Remember that?
Remember that? Oh my god, I remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we all had a copy and then you turned
mine into a.
Speaker 1: Sythe Yeah, that's right, that's right, This the Hammer of
the Void. So yes, ladies and gentlemen, Boffas is back,
a kind of kind of for all of you that
need to know. Boffhis was a character created by an
old coworker of mine for a random game that he
didn't that he that this player was only in one
one game and that was it. And I decided to
keep this character alive because I love this character. I
love Boffhis. He's my He's now my favorite MPC. He's
always been my favorite MPC. He's my he's such he's
my favorite MPC. He's literally a paradox. And you might
be asking, oh my god, what do you mean he's
a paradox. Maybe I'll find out next time, but until then,
thank you, all for listening today's episode and catch just
next time. Oh my god, is why is Bophas back?
Where's he been?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: I thought he was dead?
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 1: Why did say kill snow White?
Speaker 5: When you did you mean Phoebus?
Speaker 1: Sorry Phoebus, Phoebus. Bophae is Phoebus's letters mixed around?
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Boffs is literally Phoebus mixed the letters mixed around.
Yeah yeah, But thank y'all for listening. Catch y'all next time.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,