Speaker 1: Your genitals to your husband, who you know.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about being doritos. I don't like being on
TV or the spotlight. It's your best impression. I'm busied
that I'm touring for a thousands of people.
Speaker 1: I really love.
Speaker 2: HI love walking about TV.
Speaker 1: I'm doing that great to be here, dude. So you
guys were having some hot DC talk. I have a problem.
There is no greater joy. Well, obviously my daughter, but
throughout my day, I really really am kind of it's
this period of novelty. I think that is the big
problem and it'll wear off eventually. Good ice, a wedge
of lemon and a diet coke. I can't I can't
get much happier than that. And I'm doing it two
to three times a day. It's actually a problem. I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: I love it so much, enjoy it. It's not gonna
hurt you. You know, better than sitting around taking bong
loads all day watching reruns of Friends. You know a
couple of those losers.
Speaker 1: You don't think three diet cokes a day is bad
for you.
Speaker 2: I have eight. Well, that's like, that's not good for you. Sorry,
I'm eating a gummy bear.
Speaker 1: Ruby, any thoughts, doctor, doctor Ruby Zren, Is there any
thoughts on this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So eight is too many? Three is I would say
the upper limit that we should be doing, and we
shouldn't do it for long periods of time.
Speaker 2: Right, So you're at eight a day, always been for
thirty years. I want to say this. I'm the oldest
person in this. I went to my thirtieth, no, my
twenty fifth high school reunion. I thought I was going
visiting a fucking rest home. I looked like, who's that
guy in the painting that's really good looking trapped in there,
Darien Grace? Sorry Gray, I looked like him. I'm the
one who drinks diet cokes all day long, and I'm
told I'm the one that's unhealthy.
Speaker 1: I know, But Ruby, go, by the way, is the
irony of him smoking a joint?
Speaker 2: Well, I drink diet coke and he's telling me I
have bad habit.
Speaker 3: Dylan's lungs are compromised at the moment, so he can't
combat you. But no, you're right, it is full of irony.
What I will say is that I think you can
drink one diet coca day when you're pregnant. I think
I heard that somewhere, not that anybody would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was probably not that bad for you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you done a lippet panel or anything like that?
Speaker 2: Though, what's that? I don't know. Blood test, I'd get
them all the time. No, you don't why you used to.
Speaker 1: We're here to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Thought it was a magical show. Before we get into it,
a reminder Patreon dot com Slash, another podcast network has
and our doors are open.
Speaker 2: Hey, Dell, is there a way that they can they
download the app or whatever and then they can just
follow the show without even paying us, but they can
see in their feed what we're offering on.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what kind of witchcraft you're talking about,
but we have at Patreon dot com. Love is Blind
Wrapping Up. Had a great time breaking down the finale.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. We've said some We've said.
Speaker 1: Some crazy stuff on that episode. I said that Davante
looked like if his face was on the side of
a milk cart and nobody would go looking for him.
Speaker 2: I said, if you took his face and smash it
into dough, you could make a whole brand of ugly cookies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you're into that highbrow, intellectual kind of comedy,
there's some stuff that's not dark and gross and uh
blue is.
Speaker 2: That the word? Blue? Blue? Working blue?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're and blue. There's plenty of that stuff, just
like cerebral, insightful comedy. It's mostly from from Queen Bee
over here rubs Ruby meistre. She makes us better. You know,
that's what people say.
Speaker 2: They call her queen. Yeah, mm hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so there's Love is Blind. We're gonna be
having summer house there and our entire recup of traders
at patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network if you'd
like to listen to that.
Speaker 2: And I want to add this unlike you know, our
Facebook group where if you start getting mouthy about me,
we'll throw you out. You don't get there, but I'm
patroon patron whatever you want you come in to. Someone
called me an idiot yesterday in there, I'm not going
to throw you out. You're paying me, so you get
to say whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Say whatever you want. We'd love you for paying. And
think about that. I mean five dollars to say whatever
you want to somebody. It's a lot of power. I'd
pay five thousand dollars to say what I want.
Speaker 2: To some people. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: H So, anyways, let's get into the Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: Kaitlin, how you doing. I'm very good?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay, good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to CPK after this pick up some food
for the family. We had a conversation before the mic
ate it up.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. What are your thoughts on CPK? I like it? Okay.
Speaker 1: So Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is here and we
are queer for it.
Speaker 2: Tonight we went.
Speaker 1: To uh, I think the nicest place that's ever been
on this franchise.
Speaker 2: Oh period, full stop, right Ruby, do you remember when
we went The Housewives of Orange County went to that
fucking dump. It was like a hostel in Iceland. Like
that was like, I can't believe we're going here.
Speaker 3: That there the time that Cynthia Bailey took them to
an Airbnb in like Spain or something, and it was
like just not okay, this was this was spectacular. This
pat reminded me of one Beverly when they went to
that one in I believe it was somewhere in the
Middle East. It was like Abu Dhabi ish or something,
and their rooms were literally the size of hotels. This
was that, but with Italian charm. I loved it.
Speaker 2: It was amazing. Yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It really really was amazing. And also we have on
display this evening stuff from Amanda that I'm really refreshed
to not have to put on any kiddy gloves for.
I'm excited to talk about her. Who Amanda. In the past,
we've had controversial stuff with her, the tragedy.
Speaker 2: With her children, and we've had cult stuff. But tonight
she's just.
Speaker 1: A grade A braggadocious bitch.
Speaker 2: And I can't even.
Speaker 1: Begin to describe the disdain I have for this woman.
Everything that comes out of her mouth is annoying. It
needs to be put back in, but that's not how
mouths work. So it's here for all of us. I
thought it was a great episode. I'm gonna give it
ninety five tits.
Speaker 2: Well, Dylan, I want to tell you this, Let your
little head rest peacefully on that pillow of yours tonight.
Regarding Amanda, Yeah, and know this, she has I've never
seen someone single handedly destroy their business model by themselves,
and she has done that. There is no way this
has helped her self help guru nonsense.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I'm excited to see what the coming years
have for Amanda. If I was a betting man, and
we'll talk about it. Someone start the investigation. Someone begin
the investigation, because it's not adding up.
Speaker 2: That's true. Well, she could have investors investing in her business.
I get a mister beast kind of vibe from her.
Speaker 1: But there's like a little there's like a little casper
in my gut, and it's just like bad.
Speaker 2: Bad, Yeah, it's really alarm bells are ringing. Someone once
said when something doesn't make sense, it doesn't make well,
it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: They said, when something doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: Who said it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a great man. I know that
maybe it was a woman. Yeah, it sounds like a
Nancy Reagan quote or something like that. But why don't
you go ahead and.
Speaker 1: Get into your babys I'm gonna actually look that.
Speaker 2: Okay. I love this episode. This season is great, and
I think it's because whenever they're not just yelling at
each other and trying to create stupid storylines. Although Bo's
is dying to do this by back channeling information. Also,
I like a more subdued Sutton. She was really hurting
past seasons with her nonsense, and Kyle in the mo
thing is kind of settled down a little bit. That's helped.
Would you find Dylla? This is? Was it Plato?
Speaker 1: This is a quote that is and I'm not sure
if you sent me on a wild goose chase here.
I feel vulnerable right now because it's attributed to absolutely
no one. Finally, if we are grasping its straws, Pastor
Don Johnson on the Potter's House of Worship YouTube channel,
I think said something along these lines.
Speaker 2: So you're right, right man? Yeah, thanks, thank you? All right?
Uh yeah, I love the villa. I love when they
go to real places. I like people with real money. Amanda,
she's great to hate, and so is Dorito's by the way,
and that conversation with Rachel, Zoe and Jerry and Slia
was one of the more I mean, don't get me wrong,
I like that she asked her kids. She's communicating with
her kids. That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Love those kids. I would love those kids, Kyukas. I
cannot love that kid more.
Speaker 2: Jerry, Yeah, okay, I like Skyler. I like, by the way, Skyler,
because I've been kicking around in this town for so long.
That is like the number one name of the odds
for rich Beverly Hills kids. It was Jackson Hunter. I'm
sure you guys, because you're of that generation all the I.
Speaker 1: Think, a little younger than us, a little younger than us.
Speaker 2: You're falling. So she is a big one. Aid Aidan's
a big If I was in the second grade with
a kid named Aiden, I would not help. I could
not help myself. I go, Aiden, your name is Aids.
That would be his nickname, he aid, give me your
juice box, you fucking douchebag.
Speaker 1: Okay, So getting back to the show, I am excited
to venture and I cannot believe that you did not
bring this up. We're going to be planning a wedding
in Patrick's favorite little corner of this world.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that it's gonna be in Losa Levos
and they're buying the little town good. That broke my heart.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, well let's try to mend it, because I
think there's a bunch of deceit going on.
Speaker 2: Gaby.
Speaker 3: Okay, there is no way that this wedding will stay
under seven figures. I'm sorry for the crime. I loved
watching everyone individually this episode, and then when they came together,
they also still showed up for work. Amanda, great, like
you said, great to hate h I Rachel, I think
does a really good job of letting us into her
life and doing the vulnerable shit that the housewives think
we want to see without making us feel weird and
bad and weird and bad. And I love that Deree
is just beautiful. I would like to watch her be
on my screen. And I think that now Kyle has
to stir stuff. She's got to do some things because
this motion has died down. Nobody gives a fuck anymore.
And I appreciate that she's trying to make us think
that Dreeta is manic and might be bipolar and have
issues with her spending habits. So I would say eighty
one babays, That's what I will give it today.
Speaker 2: One babys well. I'll say this regarding just in general
cast members that are just legendary cast members, and Kyle,
it definitely falls into that category. Everyone deserves a season
to sit back. Kyle certainly deserves a sit back season.
Based on what she's given us, right, I.
Speaker 3: Agree, I agree, and I oh, I'm sorry I have
to bring this up. Watching Kathy and Jennifer Tilly travel.
I want that show every day on my screen. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, her phone is in Tennessee somewhere or her iPad?
I mean, what who is this woman?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I had to step out for one moment. Are
we ready to go? I think we can start the episode.
All right, let's get geared up and ready to go.
Speaker 1: So we have a ton of meanwhiles to kick this
thing off.
Speaker 2: It's actually pretty nuts.
Speaker 1: Saturn's Home or Jerry Jerry's No, no, no, Skyler Skyler
and Jerry No Skyler Skyler.
Speaker 2: That's a normal name. And then the other one.
Speaker 1: Jerry Jerry Okay, got it, but Skyler's home, he got
his mom and Orme's bracelet. He's fourteen, which listen. I'm
I kind Rachel Zoe has a lot of leeway with
me because she's just so fabulous and you know, I'm
not a big fashion guy. Tonight, when she's getting the
kaftans ready for Italy on that rack, I kind of
got it for a moment there. I was like, Okay,
this is I think this is really cool.
Speaker 3: Thank you, welcome, thank.
Speaker 1: You for having me. It's nice here quite honestly, but
I'm interested in how this exchange happened. We're a fourteen
year old walks into or maze. What were the salespeople thinking?
Speaker 2: Was he supervised? What was this inanity? He was with
his dad and in his girlfriend. Yeah she left that
part up. Yeah, the girl she actually helped pick it up. Yeah.
The girlfriend is what she twenty six years old? And
then Skylar.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, Sutton's eyes are going she is
She's rolling a screen to half a foot away from
her face, and I have to say, she looks like
she is in heaven. She has ice cream, she has
her her bug. Who needs a man that doesn't understand
that your foot goes numb like all the time.
Speaker 2: You know, she's great. Dia Coke is with a lemon
and a little ice is your heaven. Wine is a
some men cheese peanut butter cream, oh wow, and a
couple little whip cream on there, and some peanut butter
sauce on top of that, and a good murder mystery
on dateline. And I slowly eat the ice cream. I
make it last like a half hour. No, no, Ruby
is a gape right now.
Speaker 1: But I have to say, Rubes, I learned something today
that was kind of chilling. Patty is a small bite person.
Speaker 2: I like to make it last.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I feel really kind of I feel
like I have sea legs right now, or I don't
have them.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Thing he said that he takes five bites out
of a cake pop?
Speaker 1: Is this like, Kayla, am I crazy? Is that not crazy?
Five bites out of a cake pop? He's a grown man?
All right, Sorry, I'm really hung up on it.
Speaker 3: We got to no, no, no, we don't need to
go because that is fucking insane, right.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's so many bites?
Speaker 1: All right, Bo's heads over to Jared's house.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, we have one more stop we need
to address here. Okay, Erica Jane, she's getting a laser.
Oh yeah, She's got to get right and tight for
that looming coartate where they will go through her expenses
and mark things like facial laser procedures as flagrant money
expendersers that they can redirect to victims. And this actually
brilliant thing to bring up.
Speaker 1: This was actually a really cool proprietary technology and branding
called getting snatched. Okay, so when you get snatched, it's high,
it's tight, and it's bright.
Speaker 2: Let's get to Bo's now. Oh oh well, one last stop,
Dorito's house. Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, we're visits.
Speaker 1: Yes, forget me, and we once again just see incredible
dog parenting on behalf of You know, there are dogs
that have a general kind of calm disposition. You can
get breeds that are just a little bit more chilled
out than others. The people who can't train a dog
always have the worst, yippiest.
Speaker 2: Kind of dogs.
Speaker 1: I mean, these dogs are the frequency on these barks,
it's just awful.
Speaker 2: You ever have someone you go to their house toy,
You don't really know them, but you're at their house
to have a conversation, maybe you're dropping off something whatever. Yeah,
and the door opens and there's that little nippy motherfucker
dog and he keeps barking as you have the conversation,
and the owner that is standing there, the dogs like
right underneath them. For the five minutes, the entire duration
of the conversation, the dog keeps barking and there's nothing
done about it.
Speaker 1: Now, thank god, Dret's situation is not that bad. But
what with this being an empty, cold home, the barks
really just rebound all over the place. And Bose, Bose
is a black woman. She's not gonna fucking put up
with that shit. Okay, Bose is not happy about this
at all.
Speaker 2: No, no, but they quickly, uh, they quickly bond over.
I think Sparkling Rose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ruby Dured is quite manic this morning.
Speaker 2: She's excited, very happy. I think she's having a happy.
Speaker 3: The mention of it makes her. She acts as though.
Bose comes in and says, listen, I found you a
divorce lawyer. He found eighty five million dollars in an
offshore account, and PK is going to give it to you.
That was what she was reacting to. But it wasn't that,
It was it was Rose, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called a mood swing. I mean, this was
like telling a child they're going to Disney. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She gets her to reflect back to her earlier days,
you know, when she was you know, that whole trips
at hand, when she was young and free and fun
and long before she had to put on that fake
English accent and married to a bluega whale with a
minus two thousand fighter score. She shrink fries, She shrink frosh,
she shrink froish. Now, no water, but bring a fries now.
I was reminded here because I was like, why the
fuck was bo'snot in the Hampton's And then I remembered
it was because she needed to be there for Killy
when he had emergency surgery due to that squirrel taking
an ice cream scuper size bite out of his fucking forehead.
Speaker 1: I was with you the whole way.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, Actually she she had she had
already scheduled that dinner with Killey where he was going
to let her know that he was a loser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was going to say, in front of her
child and her we don't need to relitigate.
Speaker 2: He said, I'm gonna be on employees. It was crazy,
all right.
Speaker 1: Let's so we split screen between them and Amanda and Kyle.
Let's leave briefly talk about half almond milk half oat milk.
It it just fits in perfectly to how unbelievably grating
this person is.
Speaker 2: Ruby, go ahead.
Speaker 3: This is the equivalent of the carcass out drink order
to me, but just in the daytime unacceptable.
Speaker 1: I think the carcass out is is That's one. I
can't explain this one.
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 1: This is, Uh, this is a a purchase of focus, right,
this This ensures that they're not just going through the
motions and they have to focus on your drink. It's
a it's a specific kind of fry, order it in
and out. You know, you're that person that makes them
do a whole batch for you kind of thing.
Speaker 2: She doesn't play nice with others, and I mean society.
I hate her. Can I say this? Yeah? Have you
been to Jade's. This is the one on Cold Water,
It's the one on Mulholland Beverly Glen. It's that hub
up there of the rich and wealthy. It's where Vibrato
is is the Starbucks. It's a glorified strip mall. It's
a glorified strip mall where it's it's where all the
wealthy people that live in the hills don't want to
have to drive down the hill to get their coffee.
They go there's a little thing there. Yes, it's a
lovely place. Lovely now, it's gorgeous. So, by the way,
I want to point out with Amanda, you think that
a couple of weeks off, there would have been a
little self reflection on a you huddle, and maybe you
bounce a little couple things off our fiance and say, like,
analyze your gameplay and go all right, I'm going back
into the game. Maybe I was a little too braggadocio.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is this is she's she's she's now
saying we're not We're not just going to go on
fourth and three. We're going to go on fourth and seven. Okay,
drippling down. Yeah, and let's talk about facials.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, dear, i'd like is here, dear, she gets
three facials?
Speaker 3: That's you. You have to take that.
Speaker 2: I don't want it. I don't want it.
Speaker 3: I certainly don't tie it.
Speaker 2: Let's diffuse it, and let's move on.
Speaker 1: To just the practicality of this.
Speaker 2: Ruby.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you two questions. It's not a
two part question. There are two different questions. One is
three facials a month?
Speaker 2: Really? Or is it three facials a week? No, it's
three a month, three facials a month? How insane is that?
And also, is.
Speaker 1: There a facial where you have a five to seven
day window where you can't see anyone? Or is that
more of a procedure. So those two questions, please.
Speaker 3: Yes, in too much. And yes, there are facials where
you get like it's like a skin rejuvenation thing. You
get your face burned off and then you look kind
of crazy for like ten days, and then you look
really youthful and beautiful. For reference, I am getting married
in a month. I have two facials lined up for
that event. I will never do this again ever, because
it's crazy, right, that's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And just being like such like a
powerful business woman with four kids and a busy life.
Is this difficult to slot in or is it? Is
it just one of the you can do it?
Speaker 3: I think this is like it's a gym thing, it's
a self care If you want to make time for it,
you can. But can I just say quickly? I think
one of my largest pet peeves in adults, in grown people,
especially ones that are successful, have kids, have lives that
aren't fucking what Pat said earlier, just losers and watch
your friends. Yeah, people who think that seven am is
early for anything. It makes me irrationally upset, and I
judge them so harshly.
Speaker 2: I don't even have children none.
Speaker 3: I have no kids, and I think Amanda is ridiculous
for being seven. Am is early.
Speaker 1: She has four children, and she says she's not a
morning person.
Speaker 2: How are you not a mourning person with you? Well,
I have nine nannies. I used to have twelve, but
I got bored with that, Okay, Amanda.
Speaker 1: So she's still pretty hung up on the women not
showing up to the Manifestation dinner.
Speaker 2: But we get back to.
Speaker 1: Dereet being a crazy bee. Kyle seems to think she's
more scattered than ever.
Speaker 2: She's not. Really, She's always been like this, right, Yes,
I think it's gotten well, I think it's now gotten worse.
I think probably to a certain degree, perhaps PK. Because
spouses keep each other in line a little bit. My
wife keeps me on track. I like to think I
keep her on track. The guardrails have been removed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's interesting because you know, to read upon
hearing this accusation of her being late, which is one
of these things where it's like, how could you be
confused or defensive in any way, because you know how
you are all all the time, every time. Right, So anyway,
she's really pissed off about this, and Bo's is really
working this relationship here. She knows this is part of
being on TV. You gotta she does.
Speaker 2: But I want to say this about Boz and I'm
gonna go go hard on her. Yeah, okay. Bose has
cautioned multiple cast members to not engage in this type
of behavior, which is sharing another person's comments to another
cast member. Has she not done that? I think she
did it last episode.
Speaker 1: Well the more this is just more like standard Real
Housewives play to me. But the egregious thing to me
is just the the the co signing essentially, or the
she says, I understand where you're coming from because you're
on the phone with lawyers or you're dealing with your kids.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are we talking about?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Like to read is on phones with lawyers, all showing
up fifteen minutes late every once in a while. No problem. Okay,
but yes she did that. She Bose tossed away the
accusations like for lateness and erratic behavior. Perhaps she's just
calling lawyers that go too long or issues with you.
Everyone has kids on this show, bos Okay, And so
this is my thought on Bos. I think she's less
like Mary Bara and more starting to look like Vicky
gundleson in my world, like, what is Mary Bara's She's
the CEO of Ford. It sounds like a martial art. No,
she's a big time CEO because I'm now I'm investing
in stuff like that, I have to keep track of
all these Oh really yeah, Oh so she's a big
to do and I thought of Bo's as that and
she can still be that, but she is starting to
like not be consistent about these ethics. And you're you're
leary in the I'm leary in the corporate world. This
type of this is people showing up late. That says
a lot about them. It means they don't care about
your time. Your self is like, what the fuck are
you talking about?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but genuinely, what the fuck are
you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't make excuses for this behavior.
Speaker 3: You have to get to a point. Also, just like
in a room again full of people who are over
the age of like I'll say what like twenty five Okay, no, no,
you can't do this every time you're supposed to be
somewhere because everybody else got here, you're the only one
who didn't. And then you did it nine times in
a row, right.
Speaker 2: So right.
Speaker 1: So Deree is blown away by her quote unquote friends.
She feels backstab and betrayed, and this leads to Durit
attempting to do math, which that's not gonna go well, No,
that's not gonna go well. But she does have a
good point that when Kyle went Lesbo, Dured had a
lot more patience and grace for her and Kyle's transformation.
Deurit has gone from like pill head now and just
the behavior this is not an accusation like pill head
to like just worst pill head like it's not quite
like trying out a new gender. And also that footage
of her getting that tattoo.
Speaker 2: Was just that is so heartbreaking. It is so sad
of Kyle getting that. Yeah, I mean just.
Speaker 1: Showing the tattoo above your genitals to your husband, who
you know.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about being doritos. I don't like being on
TV or the spotlight.
Speaker 1: It's your best impression.
Speaker 2: I'm busied that I'm two or for a thousand of people.
I really, I really don't think. I don't think there's
a single note of difference between how she talks and
it's so good. I don't all right, So I want
to say that, don't underestimate Kyle. I've said this before,
Dreich showing up late to all this stuff and just
in general being kind of a bach.
Speaker 1: I don't know how Kyle does it.
Speaker 2: Kyle doesn't do it. Kyle is taking the sword and
stabbing her over and over on TV about being crazy
and driving her nuts. Yeah, because she knows that taking
PK's side makes her lose it, right, this is her revenge.
Speaker 1: I have to say, though I'm not a Kyle Richards fan,
none of us are. I respect the fuck out of
the game.
Speaker 2: I really do.
Speaker 1: I mean, what other recourse am I supposed to take
with this fucking monstrous woman that is constantly late to
everything in the world revolves around her. I would go
on a cold war kind of campaign. That'spionage.
Speaker 3: I would espionage. I would hot war. I would do
it all because it's bad enough that a person does this,
it's even worse when they're so hot. And that I
know that that kills Kyle.
Speaker 1: I know it does exponential degrees more.
Speaker 2: You know what makes my skin crawl about Dorito's when,
by the way, people have said we should call her
hot Dorito's, is that every conversation that she has with
anybody on this show. For me, feels like she is
doing a scene acting and the second they leave, her
head goes down and she's like eugh, and then she
goes up at her room and screams at the wall
for nine hours. Yeah. I don't think she likes people.
I think she is. She's not the person that she
portrays herself. She is an odd ball. That's my point.
Are we going to say Ruby?
Speaker 3: I was just going to say, I think more than anything,
Deareda is actually just very weird, like the glamory I'm thinking,
which we'll discuss. Like, I think she's just very weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, what's that movie where the woman she tries
to like she dies in a sunset Sunset Sunset Boulevard?
Speaker 2: How old is the movie? Old? That could be it?
Speaker 1: I think it's Sunset Boulevard. Just this wacky lady that's
living up there and it's nice house and she's just
a glamor at two am. Is that's electro shock kind
of shit, But we'll get there.
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has kicked off a trip. It's going to be Italy.
It's going to be Florence, the birthplace of the Renaissance.
Or no, they're going to They're going to that part
of Italy. It's going to I just it's I'm so
excited for this vacation. Bose pitches it to the ladies.
And what does Erica Jane say, I'll mate at lax Bab.
Speaker 2: She's just she's let me check the court docte. I
think I'm free.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the on camera divorce talk.
Speaker 2: Can I set this up? Yeah, rachel Zo's house. She
sits down Jerry and ask Skyland. She says, Hey, guys,
have you have you been reading reality blurb No paid
six people dot com? Oh you don't know what they are? Well,
you may have heard about about Daddy and I in
the news about us. You know, we didn't know. You
have no idea. Oh you heard my assistant in the
basement calling a bunch of people telling them the dad
and I were getting divorced.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing though, Okay, there is a moment
where Skyler goes like it's.
Speaker 2: Crazy it went viral. I didn't hear. I didn't see
a thing about that.
Speaker 1: To be fair, though, Skyler is looking at brain rot
videos on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I mean, just the weirdest. You wouldn't even understand it.
Speaker 1: But I let's back up a little bit. You go
just a saulting the earth of Rachel ze Okay, first
we have Kyukas who Rachel gathers them, and there's this
moment where he goes, anybody dead, anybody have a tumor?
Speaker 2: I like that. I just love the little kid.
Speaker 1: Then we get to I just have to say, Rachel
Zoe is really committing to the housewives. Yes, And this
is the thing about Rachel Zoe. She's she's if she's
gonna fucking do something, she's gonna zoe the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out of it. Man. She owe's it. She Zoe's it.
Speaker 1: She's having this conversation with her children. First season, many
people would say inappropriate, I.
Speaker 2: Have we are watching two newbies to this show, and
you can see two different experiences. Yeah, Rachel Zoe is
a pro, comes right in here, and I've never I've
actually never seen a new housewife come into a show
and just appreciate herself like this to be she to
be fair, she.
Speaker 1: Has reality TV experience and like what I was gonna
say is a lot of people would say this is inappropriated.
It is, but like Rachel Zoe gets it, this is
part of the job.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm this is what this is, so
I'm gonna do it. I don't think telling your kids
that you don't love their father any more was needed, but.
Speaker 3: She didn't and that was interesting. No, he said you're
not in love with him anymore, and she said, it's
just it's different. And I think that that's a it's again,
I wrote, I don't know, I don't know. This is hard.
I don't know, because this is difficult. What I will
say the oldest child wants to go away, and that's fine.
I get it. That younger kayukis Cassius kid is the
sweetest most I mean, his emotional intelligence is it's.
Speaker 1: His truth or roof This kid is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: I'm really not in a sarcastic way, regardless of the
fact that I can't sort how I feel about doing
this on TV. She seems to be like her kids,
seem well rounded.
Speaker 1: I don't know, she seems like such a fucking awesome mother.
Speaker 3: She also was making them casey as I want to
make that clear. To see the tortillas and the cheese
she was about to do that, the pan was on
the stone.
Speaker 2: God, she's a case of diam mom. Wow, that's just
not perfect.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we talk about the girl and Rachel says something
pretty lovely. They're at an age where you need to
listen to them about this. You know, you don't need
to listen to your kids about everything. Okay, they want
ice cream, We're not doing that right now, but this
is something where you go. If your kid is saying
they don't want to be around her, that's the end
of the fucking conversation.
Speaker 2: The only issue I have with that, Dylan is I
want to I just hope that it wasn't a little
bit shadowed their opinion of the new girlfriend by.
Speaker 3: Miss Zoe agreed, Pat, I agree with you. What I
also hope is that they do not carry any of
that into their dad. And I think she's trying to
do a good job of that, I hope. But because
I hope you're right. And when she was speaking about
it later and she was saying, the kids have made
it clear they don't want to be around her, I
hope that that's just like just the case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to, you know. I believe in
Zo though, because when she's not with the kids, she's
pretty fucking vicious about this guy.
Speaker 2: So she's she's pretty measured with them.
Speaker 1: All Right, Let's get to Amanda and her wedding planner
and her least fancy car that she owns.
Speaker 2: And because it's a day that ends in why it's
time for Amanda to brag about her vast expensive car collection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So she's going to be taking over
the Stangniez and Losa Levis valleys. That's just a lie.
You are the expert, But I did a couple I
did some AI work. When she says that she buys
she's going to buy out the hotel rooms of these
two places.
Speaker 2: Well, Sanya's valley is vast loss is a postage stamp
it's possible. There's probably three hotels there.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if she was to buy up the hotels
of these two places, it would be six hundred rooms, okay.
Speaker 2: And obviously, like.
Speaker 1: Obviously she doesn't mean I'm buying up all of the
hotel rooms in these two places, but she says it,
and it's this, it's just this pathological like tinge. She
has to just be awful about this stuff, and it's
she's just so disgusting, genuinely disgusting.
Speaker 2: We haven't used the word pathological, but what a great
word to describe her. I mean, there's no bad time
to brag about her wealth. She brags about her wealth
while she's parallel parking.
Speaker 1: And parallel parking with one car behind her and nothing
in front of her. So let's just I would be
going to go ahead, soapbus please, I was.
Speaker 3: Just gonna say, I think that this is I genuinely
do not know if she is the type of person
who would buy up all of those hotels because that's
like actually buy them up, or if she because that's
stupid and fucking insane, or if she's the type of
person that wouldn't do that but would say that she
would I don't know which type of pathology she has,
but she again similar to dread. I think she's really weird.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care what kind of weird
she is.
Speaker 2: And to go ahead, Oh, I was just going to say,
there is something wrong with her. The fact that it
means legally or psychological, psychologically, the fact that she cannot
stop herself from bragging about this. This is a personality issue.
Speaker 1: She has a personality disorder. Yes, well, I think she also.
And listen, you're better at these kind of predictions than
I am.
Speaker 2: But I.
Speaker 1: To the FBI, to whatever agency is looking into the
white collar of all of this. There the husband is
coming out. He wants to lead the procession. He wants
to lead the wedding party to cocktails on a horse.
This is Pablo Escobar type shit. Look at the website.
It's just it doesn't make any sense to me. Go ahead, Rubs.
Speaker 3: When we learned that they no, no, no, Dylan. This
is the type of thing that if you have friends
and family who love you and actually care about you
and your safety and the safety of your child, they
come to you and they say, hey, we need to
talk about him, because there is one there is no
way that be as adults will be following a man
on horseback to anything in our lives ever, right, let
alone at a wedding when she brought up the helicopter,
that's just gross. And she's being rich and new money ish.
The horse was deeply concerning to me the gospel choir
that she will have. She's she really concerning.
Speaker 2: This cannot happen. This.
Speaker 1: This is where you know, Pat starts to call me
a little bit of a communist or because I want
I want to be.
Speaker 2: Flat out illegal. Now.
Speaker 1: I know that this requires some kind of dystopian quick
analysis of a person kind of thing.
Speaker 2: But if this specific.
Speaker 1: Girl says I want a gospel choir you, it can't
be legal.
Speaker 2: I hate her so much. Let me tell you something.
You're going to enjoy it when there's a documentary about
her in five years and they will have footage of
that chorus singing out her wedding. Yeah, and then they'll
show her living in an apartment.
Speaker 1: She behaves like the people that get whacked in the
Mobster movies, Like Denzel flips out at this, Robert de Nero,
there's something.
Speaker 2: Here's my problem with her? Too fine? You made money
through one vertical problem. My issue with her is I
don't see how she makes money in the future doing
anything else.
Speaker 1: Your thing is like put the kerosene down for.
Speaker 2: A saur Yes, and also stop spending money, right, all right?
Speaker 1: So we discussed the fallout of Kyle and Lisa. Sorry,
I don't know where I am right now. We always
shop with We shop with Erica Jane Baby.
Speaker 2: Wait, shop with Erica Jane Baby. This place is great.
Speaker 1: Can I say I love how these women constantly say
they look good to each other.
Speaker 2: It's really cute. They always say you look great, you
look great, bab.
Speaker 1: We discussed the fallout of Kyle and Lisa vander Pump.
Speaker 2: Daddy Ken, can you believe? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Storming up the same Goodbye Kyle Ruby, what happened here?
Speaker 3: That was well, that was the end of their friendship.
That was like when they officially broke up. Broke up
and the memory of them after Moe had purchased his
Ferrari and her and Lisa drove it all through Italy
and I think then went to meet the husbands at
like this beautiful villa that Kyle had gotten.
Speaker 1: They were really good friends.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And again you know, both of them I think
have given a lot to this, to the Bravo family,
Lisa vander Pump has drawn the line very clearly. Yet,
if you come for my family and like in a
way that I don't support, I just won't come to
the reunion. Kyle will never not show up because she
needs love and adoration that badly, and that's great to watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy because it's not money. She does not
need money. Go ahead, true, Oh well, I was gonna say, Erica,
Jane Baby and Kyle. They're shopping for Italy obviously. And
I must say this Caddy Patty is in the house. Whatever.
That blue thing that Kyle tried on should be thrown
in that same goddamn volcano that those three little guys
threw that ring in or wanted to. It looked like
a cost some piece for a hardcore porn movie that
takes place in space. Space eat my balls.
Speaker 3: I mean ye there, Yeah, but I would say I
didn't love it, and you just took it a step
further and added a creative flair, which I appreciate.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just get kind of upset when he he
just he minimalizes Lord of the Rings and he doesn't
speak with any real respect for it, and it just
kind of it's distracting.
Speaker 3: Don't give him your power. We don't need to. I
didn't even answer with more door because it doesn't matter
really quickly, Kattie, not Patty, just Ruby being a bitch.
The blue china that she chose in that store was
money cannot buy class, taste or anything.
Speaker 2: It turns out her taste is as tacky as are bragging.
Speaker 3: Right, literally, that is exactly correct.
Speaker 1: Pat Now, I want to say to to Kyle, to
Durete's credit, continues to go around talking shit, But to
Kyle's credit, Kyle has attempted to say things to Derete,
and Derete is unhinged, So, uh, Kyle had she frames
it as she's trying to go around and implore these
people to help her. That's not what's happening. But yeah,
we need to get this out somehow, So let's get
ready to go to Italy. Evidently Erica's assistant is going
to Italy. You know, it's so funny. We all used
to work at the same place. There was a lot
of famous people that would come in there, and it
was always the least important c grade celebrities brought that
brought the assistance. Milo Yianopolis had nine people with him.
Nor McDonald had to coke. It's just completely it's so
nuts to me. Why, Yeah, would Erica Jane's assistant be
going to a different country with.
Speaker 2: Some idiot from the Hills would have five of his
friends show up. Yeah, it's the entourage. It just doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 3: Erica also though, like you're actively being sued for a
lot of money. I think, as Pat mentioned earlier, the
gregarious spending charge that they're looking at your assistant coming
with you, that's going to be on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, that's tough to get through because we're deposing now.
We're not just sending a letter to the irs and
bouncing back from No, we're really sitting at a nice table.
Rachel Zonner kaftans. This was that moment that we spoke
of earlier.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: So we've got three groups going to Italy. The second
group is going to be Erica, Durrett and Rachel Zoe
Bose did this to remove Amanda and Kyle from Derete.
Too much tension, too much animosity. Now once again Durite
is late.
Speaker 2: One side note, that you forgot to mention Dylan. Natalie
my favorite. Yeah, we'll be joining the group and I'm
pretty optimistic.
Speaker 1: I'm confused about this edit, I really am. It's like,
is she there and they don't like it.
Speaker 3: I'm watching Old OC right now for comfort, and Lizzie
has a friend. I believe her name is Danielle. They
film these people, they expect them to pop. They don't.
They edit around them.
Speaker 1: Okay, because yeah, I thought it was this kind of
tempering her into the cast. But I think it's because
she's not working, and that's really confusing because she seems
like she'd be so great.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about Natalie? Yeah, Oh, she's working. No,
I don't think it is.
Speaker 3: I think they might bring her on maybe next season
as an official friend of Pat or something. It's like,
right now, she's the perfect person. She's rich, she's a
recent divorcee, she's getting happy endings, she's fun.
Speaker 2: Shot. Yeah, the second she lands in Italy, she's probably
gonna get eaten out by the first guy that scoops
her gelato.
Speaker 1: Maybe three little guys in the volcano. It's like, ugh,
I mean technically it was a volcano.
Speaker 3: It was, and they were little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me what was wrong about what I said? Well,
there's two of them, first of.
Speaker 1: All, Oh, there's three technically, but I think that.
Speaker 3: What no, there isn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Sam Gollum and Frodo.
Speaker 3: Okay, Gollum is not a hobbit, Dylan continue, Oh he
is a hobbit.
Speaker 1: He's just a deformed version of a hobbit.
Speaker 2: And you know, it's like, all right, just to digress.
Speaker 3: Before you digress, the most important thing to know about
Gollam is that he is Jennifer Garner's boss in thirteen
going on thirty, and you.
Speaker 2: Can't forget it. That is so true. All right, So
Garita is late.
Speaker 1: My favorite moment is Erica Jane going, you know, I
had anxiety for our baby's but it's going away. I
was like, thank god, Erica, I'm so happy. It's it's
a great approach to this. But yes, she eventually makes it.
We find out through some means that she called glam
at two o'clock in the morning when she was going
to the Hampton's absolutely insane. We arrive in Italy and
Jennifer Tilly has to take a little bit of a layover,
and what does Tilly do with that layover. She makes
lemonade out of it, She sits and she eats fun
due in Switzerland.
Speaker 3: I just fabulous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just fabulous. I'm sad that her and Sutton
appear to be kind of a team and is Sutton
is kind of reduced to the background, so is Tilly.
I hope Tilly doesn't feel like she can't be on
the show if Sutton isn't, I think, yeah, go ahead, rubs.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Dyl, I think that Tilly has made a clear
not drinking as much, not fun, doesn't want it. I
would be fine if Sutton got kicked to the curb
and we just brought on Jennifer forrin.
Speaker 1: I want to keep Sutton in her capacity. Sutton's fun
not in the four at all. But Tilly and Kathy
it it's just got to be its own thing. I mean,
let's just do Let's do a mini send Jennifer, Tilly
and Kathy Hilton all over the world. The footage alone
with Kathy leaving shit in planes. That's like, let me,
that's a seven percent of your show right there, Dylan.
Speaker 2: No one ever talks about this, but The Countess in
Sonya did a short lived series where they went to
a small town to put on a talent show. Yeah,
I remember that. I banged like four guys and then
I sang cabaret.
Speaker 1: It was the Hilton Telly version of that would be.
Speaker 3: A mount of Joy. That the lou Anne and Sonia combo.
It was Ship's Creek, but in real life it really was.
If you haven't seen it, give it a watch. I
believe it's called Crappy Lake.
Speaker 2: It was heartwarming when I put that show on and
it all came together at the last minute. I loved it.
I didn't think it was going to come together, and
it pulled it off.
Speaker 1: You know my favorite thing if you if you haven't
seen lu Anne, which you probably have, but leu Aanne
in the back of a cop.
Speaker 2: Car is just you fuck it picked. It is such
a joy.
Speaker 3: I'll beat the ship out of you.
Speaker 2: She goes, she goes, she's so drunk.
Speaker 1: She just goes, I'll kill you. No, no, no, you
can't say that.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'll kill you.
Speaker 3: And then she gets out of her handcuffs and runs
out of the car again.
Speaker 1: She's a chit, all right. So let's get to Via Bibiani.
This is kind of wealth I do not understand. It
is so unbelievable to have access to these kinds of
things in life.
Speaker 2: My God, money does by you.
Speaker 1: Happiness certainly does to a certain degree. Stefano comes with
this place. I mean, this place has a Stefano and
Fescobaldi painted the entire villa. Like I said, it's the
nicest place they've ever been to.
Speaker 2: Period. Period.
Speaker 1: We explore the rooms and reminisce about Natalie getting whacked
off by a masseuse. And that's when Sutton and Amanda
are shown their VIP twins and they sit down for
a little chat, and Amanda says that her opinion on
Jurat's freewheeling tongue is not not backed up. She has
a master's in child development. You do not need a
masters in child development to put up a low score
for debt in a lot of different areas. But Eddie
and Jenna, Oh, it's so funny. The back half of
my below deck notes.
Speaker 2: Are at the bottom of my house. Look at that.
I was gonna say, funny. We end here they start
running the credits of the goddamn show.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and we'll be back next week. I think
that this is going to be our trip We're going
to be here for a.
Speaker 2: Couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so looking forward to it. Love is Blind and
Summer House. Next week are going to be a Patreon
dot com slash another podcast network. We hope you have
a lovely weekend. I'm doing saying Goodbye pat Say Goodbye
Ruby by Kaylen.
Speaker 2: It never a head puck on the stone.
Speaker 1: I can walk on the black Sto'm walking all the instance.
Speaker 3: I can walk on fire, I can walk on I'm walking.
Speaker 1: All the registance I'm walking at.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna walk on grass.