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Speaker 2: Don't talk about being doritos. I don't like being on

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that I'm touring for a thousands of people.

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Speaker 1: I really love.

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Speaker 2: HI love walking about TV.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing that great to be here, dude. So you

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guys were having some hot DC talk. I have a problem.

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There is no greater joy. Well, obviously my daughter, but

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throughout my day, I really really am kind of it's

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this period of novelty. I think that is the big

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problem and it'll wear off eventually. Good ice, a wedge

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of lemon and a diet coke. I can't I can't

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get much happier than that. And I'm doing it two

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to three times a day. It's actually a problem. I

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don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: I love it so much, enjoy it. It's not gonna

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hurt you. You know, better than sitting around taking bong

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loads all day watching reruns of Friends. You know a

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couple of those losers.

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Speaker 1: You don't think three diet cokes a day is bad

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for you.

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Speaker 2: I have eight. Well, that's like, that's not good for you. Sorry,

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I'm eating a gummy bear.

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Speaker 1: Ruby, any thoughts, doctor, doctor Ruby Zren, Is there any

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thoughts on this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So eight is too many? Three is I would say

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the upper limit that we should be doing, and we

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shouldn't do it for long periods of time.

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Speaker 2: Right, So you're at eight a day, always been for

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thirty years. I want to say this. I'm the oldest

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person in this. I went to my thirtieth, no, my

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twenty fifth high school reunion. I thought I was going

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visiting a fucking rest home. I looked like, who's that

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guy in the painting that's really good looking trapped in there,

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Darien Grace? Sorry Gray, I looked like him. I'm the

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one who drinks diet cokes all day long, and I'm

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told I'm the one that's unhealthy.

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Speaker 1: I know, But Ruby, go, by the way, is the

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irony of him smoking a joint?

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Speaker 2: Well, I drink diet coke and he's telling me I

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have bad habit.

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Speaker 3: Dylan's lungs are compromised at the moment, so he can't

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combat you. But no, you're right, it is full of irony.

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I heard that somewhere, not that anybody would.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was probably not that bad for you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Have you done a lippet panel or anything like that?

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Speaker 2: Though, what's that? I don't know. Blood test, I'd get

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them all the time. No, you don't why you used to.

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Speaker 1: We're here to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Thought it was a magical show. Before we get into it,

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a reminder Patreon dot com Slash, another podcast network has

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and our doors are open.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Dell, is there a way that they can they

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download the app or whatever and then they can just

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follow the show without even paying us, but they can

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see in their feed what we're offering on.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know what kind of witchcraft you're talking about,

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but we have at Patreon dot com. Love is Blind

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Wrapping Up. Had a great time breaking down the finale.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. We've said some We've said.

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Speaker 1: Some crazy stuff on that episode. I said that Davante

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looked like if his face was on the side of

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a milk cart and nobody would go looking for him.

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Speaker 2: I said, if you took his face and smash it

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into dough, you could make a whole brand of ugly cookies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you're into that highbrow, intellectual kind of comedy,

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there's some stuff that's not dark and gross and uh

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Speaker 2: That the word? Blue? Blue? Working blue?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're and blue. There's plenty of that stuff, just

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like cerebral, insightful comedy. It's mostly from from Queen Bee

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over here rubs Ruby meistre. She makes us better. You know,

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that's what people say.

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Speaker 2: They call her queen. Yeah, mm hmm. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so there's Love is Blind. We're gonna be

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having summer house there and our entire recup of traders

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Speaker 2: And I want to add this unlike you know, our

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Facebook group where if you start getting mouthy about me,

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we'll throw you out. You don't get there, but I'm

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patroon patron whatever you want you come in to. Someone

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to throw you out. You're paying me, so you get

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to say whatever you want.

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think about that. I mean five dollars to say whatever

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you want to somebody. It's a lot of power. I'd

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Speaker 2: To some people. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to CPK after this pick up some food

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for the family. We had a conversation before the mic

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Speaker 2: It's disgusting. What are your thoughts on CPK? I like it? Okay.

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Speaker 1: So Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is here and we

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are queer for it.

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we went The Housewives of Orange County went to that

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fucking dump. It was like a hostel in Iceland. Like

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Speaker 1: It really really was amazing. And also we have on

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display this evening stuff from Amanda that I'm really refreshed

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to not have to put on any kiddy gloves for.

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I'm excited to talk about her. Who Amanda. In the past,

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we've had controversial stuff with her, the tragedy.

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Speaker 2: And I can't even.

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Speaker 1: Begin to describe the disdain I have for this woman.

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needs to be put back in, but that's not how

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mouths work. So it's here for all of us. I

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ninety five tits.

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Speaker 2: Well, Dylan, I want to tell you this, Let your

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little head rest peacefully on that pillow of yours tonight.

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seen someone single handedly destroy their business model by themselves,

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and she has done that. There is no way this

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has helped her self help guru nonsense.

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Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I'm excited to see what the coming years

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have for Amanda. If I was a betting man, and

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we'll talk about it. Someone start the investigation. Someone begin

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the investigation, because it's not adding up.

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Speaker 2: That's true. Well, she could have investors investing in her business.

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it doesn't make sense.

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maybe it was a woman. Yeah, it sounds like a

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Nancy Reagan quote or something like that. But why don't

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Speaker 1: Get into your babys I'm gonna actually look that.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I love this episode. This season is great, and

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I think it's because whenever they're not just yelling at

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each other and trying to create stupid storylines. Although Bo's

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is dying to do this by back channeling information. Also,

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past seasons with her nonsense, and Kyle in the mo

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thing is kind of settled down a little bit. That's helped.

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if you sent me on a wild goose chase here.

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I feel vulnerable right now because it's attributed to absolutely

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no one. Finally, if we are grasping its straws, Pastor

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she's great to hate, and so is Dorito's by the way,

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because I've been kicking around in this town for so long.

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a kid named Aiden, I would not help. I could

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not help myself. I go, Aiden, your name is Aids.

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juice box, you fucking douchebag.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So getting back to the show, I am excited

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to venture and I cannot believe that you did not

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bring this up. We're going to be planning a wedding

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in Patrick's favorite little corner of this world.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that it's gonna be in Losa Levos

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and they're buying the little town good. That broke my heart.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, well let's try to mend it, because I

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think there's a bunch of deceit going on.

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Speaker 2: Gaby.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there is no way that this wedding will stay

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under seven figures. I'm sorry for the crime. I loved

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watching everyone individually this episode, and then when they came together,

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they also still showed up for work. Amanda, great, like

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life and doing the vulnerable shit that the housewives think

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we want to see without making us feel weird and

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bad and weird and bad. And I love that Deree

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to stir stuff. She's got to do some things because

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this motion has died down. Nobody gives a fuck anymore.

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that Dreeta is manic and might be bipolar and have

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one babays, That's what I will give it today.

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Speaker 2: One babys well. I'll say this regarding just in general

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cast members that are just legendary cast members, and Kyle,

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it definitely falls into that category. Everyone deserves a season

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to sit back. Kyle certainly deserves a sit back season.

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Speaker 3: Agree, I agree, and I oh, I'm sorry I have

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I want that show every day on my screen. Oh

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Speaker 2: Sorry? I had to step out for one moment. Are

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we ready to go? I think we can start the episode.

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All right, let's get geared up and ready to go.

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Speaker 1: So we have a ton of meanwhiles to kick this

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thing off.

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Speaker 2: It's actually pretty nuts.

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Speaker 1: Saturn's Home or Jerry Jerry's No, no, no, Skyler Skyler

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and Jerry No Skyler Skyler.

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Speaker 2: That's a normal name. And then the other one.

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Speaker 1: Jerry Jerry Okay, got it, but Skyler's home, he got

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his mom and Orme's bracelet. He's fourteen, which listen. I'm

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I kind Rachel Zoe has a lot of leeway with

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me because she's just so fabulous and you know, I'm

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not a big fashion guy. Tonight, when she's getting the

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kaftans ready for Italy on that rack, I kind of

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got it for a moment there. I was like, Okay,

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this is I think this is really cool.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, welcome, thank.

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Speaker 1: You for having me. It's nice here quite honestly, but

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I'm interested in how this exchange happened. We're a fourteen

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year old walks into or maze. What were the salespeople thinking?

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Speaker 2: Was he supervised? What was this inanity? He was with

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his dad and in his girlfriend. Yeah she left that

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part up. Yeah, the girl she actually helped pick it up. Yeah.

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The girlfriend is what she twenty six years old? And

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then Skylar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, Sutton's eyes are going she is

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She's rolling a screen to half a foot away from

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her face, and I have to say, she looks like

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she is in heaven. She has ice cream, she has

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her her bug. Who needs a man that doesn't understand

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that your foot goes numb like all the time.

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Speaker 2: You know, she's great. Dia Coke is with a lemon

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and a little ice is your heaven. Wine is a

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some men cheese peanut butter cream, oh wow, and a

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couple little whip cream on there, and some peanut butter

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sauce on top of that, and a good murder mystery

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on dateline. And I slowly eat the ice cream. I

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make it last like a half hour. No, no, Ruby

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is a gape right now.

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Speaker 1: But I have to say, Rubes, I learned something today

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that was kind of chilling. Patty is a small bite person.

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Speaker 2: I like to make it last.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I feel really kind of I feel

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like I have sea legs right now, or I don't

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have them.

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Speaker 2: Whatever. Thing he said that he takes five bites out

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of a cake pop?

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Speaker 1: Is this like, Kayla, am I crazy? Is that not crazy?

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Five bites out of a cake pop? He's a grown man?

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All right, Sorry, I'm really hung up on it.

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Speaker 3: We got to no, no, no, we don't need to

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go because that is fucking insane, right.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. That's so many bites?

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Speaker 1: All right, Bo's heads over to Jared's house.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, we have one more stop we need

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to address here. Okay, Erica Jane, she's getting a laser.

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Oh yeah, She's got to get right and tight for

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that looming coartate where they will go through her expenses

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and mark things like facial laser procedures as flagrant money

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expendersers that they can redirect to victims. And this actually

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brilliant thing to bring up.

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Speaker 1: This was actually a really cool proprietary technology and branding

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called getting snatched. Okay, so when you get snatched, it's high,

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it's tight, and it's bright.

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Speaker 2: Let's get to Bo's now. Oh oh well, one last stop,

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Dorito's house. Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, we're visits.

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Speaker 1: Yes, forget me, and we once again just see incredible

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dog parenting on behalf of You know, there are dogs

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that have a general kind of calm disposition. You can

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get breeds that are just a little bit more chilled

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out than others. The people who can't train a dog

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always have the worst, yippiest.

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Speaker 2: Kind of dogs.

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Speaker 1: I mean, these dogs are the frequency on these barks,

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it's just awful.

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Speaker 2: You ever have someone you go to their house toy,

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You don't really know them, but you're at their house

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to have a conversation, maybe you're dropping off something whatever. Yeah,

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and the door opens and there's that little nippy motherfucker

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dog and he keeps barking as you have the conversation,

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and the owner that is standing there, the dogs like

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right underneath them. For the five minutes, the entire duration

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of the conversation, the dog keeps barking and there's nothing

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done about it.

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Speaker 1: Now, thank god, Dret's situation is not that bad. But

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what with this being an empty, cold home, the barks

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really just rebound all over the place. And Bose, Bose

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is a black woman. She's not gonna fucking put up

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with that shit. Okay, Bose is not happy about this

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at all.

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Speaker 2: No, no, but they quickly, uh, they quickly bond over.

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I think Sparkling Rose.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ruby Dured is quite manic this morning.

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Speaker 2: She's excited, very happy. I think she's having a happy.

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Speaker 3: The mention of it makes her. She acts as though.

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Bose comes in and says, listen, I found you a

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divorce lawyer. He found eighty five million dollars in an

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offshore account, and PK is going to give it to you.

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That was what she was reacting to. But it wasn't that,

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It was it was Rose, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called a mood swing. I mean, this was

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like telling a child they're going to Disney. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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She gets her to reflect back to her earlier days,

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you know, when she was you know, that whole trips

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at hand, when she was young and free and fun

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and long before she had to put on that fake

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English accent and married to a bluega whale with a

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minus two thousand fighter score. She shrink fries, She shrink frosh,

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she shrink froish. Now, no water, but bring a fries now.

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I was reminded here because I was like, why the

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fuck was bo'snot in the Hampton's And then I remembered

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it was because she needed to be there for Killy

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when he had emergency surgery due to that squirrel taking

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an ice cream scuper size bite out of his fucking forehead.

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Speaker 1: I was with you the whole way.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, Actually she she had she had

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already scheduled that dinner with Killey where he was going

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to let her know that he was a loser.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was going to say, in front of her

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child and her we don't need to relitigate.

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Speaker 2: He said, I'm gonna be on employees. It was crazy,

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all right.

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Speaker 1: Let's so we split screen between them and Amanda and Kyle.

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Let's leave briefly talk about half almond milk half oat milk.

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It it just fits in perfectly to how unbelievably grating

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this person is.

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Speaker 2: Ruby, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: This is the equivalent of the carcass out drink order

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to me, but just in the daytime unacceptable.

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Speaker 1: I think the carcass out is is That's one. I

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can't explain this one.

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Speaker 2: I can.

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Speaker 1: This is, Uh, this is a a purchase of focus, right,

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this This ensures that they're not just going through the

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motions and they have to focus on your drink. It's

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a it's a specific kind of fry, order it in

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and out. You know, you're that person that makes them

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do a whole batch for you kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't play nice with others, and I mean society.

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I hate her. Can I say this? Yeah? Have you

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been to Jade's. This is the one on Cold Water,

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It's the one on Mulholland Beverly Glen. It's that hub

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up there of the rich and wealthy. It's where Vibrato

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is is the Starbucks. It's a glorified strip mall. It's

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a glorified strip mall where it's it's where all the

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wealthy people that live in the hills don't want to

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have to drive down the hill to get their coffee.

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They go there's a little thing there. Yes, it's a

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lovely place. Lovely now, it's gorgeous. So, by the way,

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I want to point out with Amanda, you think that

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a couple of weeks off, there would have been a

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little self reflection on a you huddle, and maybe you

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bounce a little couple things off our fiance and say, like,

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analyze your gameplay and go all right, I'm going back

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into the game. Maybe I was a little too braggadocio.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is this is she's she's she's now

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saying we're not We're not just going to go on

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fourth and three. We're going to go on fourth and seven. Okay,

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drippling down. Yeah, and let's talk about facials.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, dear, i'd like is here, dear, she gets

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three facials?

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Speaker 3: That's you. You have to take that.

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Speaker 2: I don't want it. I don't want it.

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Speaker 3: I certainly don't tie it.

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Speaker 2: Let's diffuse it, and let's move on.

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Speaker 1: To just the practicality of this.

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Speaker 2: Ruby.

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you two questions. It's not a

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two part question. There are two different questions. One is

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three facials a month?

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Speaker 2: Really? Or is it three facials a week? No, it's

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three a month, three facials a month? How insane is that?

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And also, is.

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Speaker 1: There a facial where you have a five to seven

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day window where you can't see anyone? Or is that

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more of a procedure. So those two questions, please.

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Speaker 3: Yes, in too much. And yes, there are facials where

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you get like it's like a skin rejuvenation thing. You

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get your face burned off and then you look kind

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of crazy for like ten days, and then you look

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really youthful and beautiful. For reference, I am getting married

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in a month. I have two facials lined up for

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that event. I will never do this again ever, because

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it's crazy, right, that's why.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And just being like such like a

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powerful business woman with four kids and a busy life.

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Is this difficult to slot in or is it? Is

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it just one of the you can do it?

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Speaker 3: I think this is like it's a gym thing, it's

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a self care If you want to make time for it,

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you can. But can I just say quickly? I think

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one of my largest pet peeves in adults, in grown people,

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especially ones that are successful, have kids, have lives that

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aren't fucking what Pat said earlier, just losers and watch

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your friends. Yeah, people who think that seven am is

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early for anything. It makes me irrationally upset, and I

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judge them so harshly.

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Speaker 2: I don't even have children none.

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Speaker 3: I have no kids, and I think Amanda is ridiculous

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for being seven. Am is early.

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Speaker 1: She has four children, and she says she's not a

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morning person.

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Speaker 2: How are you not a mourning person with you? Well,

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I have nine nannies. I used to have twelve, but

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I got bored with that, Okay, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: So she's still pretty hung up on the women not

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showing up to the Manifestation dinner.

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Speaker 2: But we get back to.

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Speaker 1: Dereet being a crazy bee. Kyle seems to think she's

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more scattered than ever.

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Speaker 2: She's not. Really, She's always been like this, right, Yes,

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I think it's gotten well, I think it's now gotten worse.

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I think probably to a certain degree, perhaps PK. Because

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spouses keep each other in line a little bit. My

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wife keeps me on track. I like to think I

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keep her on track. The guardrails have been removed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's interesting because you know, to read upon

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hearing this accusation of her being late, which is one

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of these things where it's like, how could you be

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confused or defensive in any way, because you know how

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you are all all the time, every time. Right, So anyway,

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she's really pissed off about this, and Bo's is really

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working this relationship here. She knows this is part of

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being on TV. You gotta she does.

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Speaker 2: But I want to say this about Boz and I'm

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gonna go go hard on her. Yeah, okay. Bose has

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cautioned multiple cast members to not engage in this type

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of behavior, which is sharing another person's comments to another

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cast member. Has she not done that? I think she

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did it last episode.

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Speaker 1: Well the more this is just more like standard Real

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Housewives play to me. But the egregious thing to me

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is just the the the co signing essentially, or the

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00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,759
she says, I understand where you're coming from because you're

470
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:55,359
on the phone with lawyers or you're dealing with your kids.

471
00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 2: What the fuck are we talking about?

472
00:25:57,759 --> 00:25:57,839
Speaker 1: It?

473
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,559
Speaker 2: Like to read is on phones with lawyers, all showing

474
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:05,079
up fifteen minutes late every once in a while. No problem. Okay,

475
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:09,039
but yes she did that. She Bose tossed away the

476
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:12,319
accusations like for lateness and erratic behavior. Perhaps she's just

477
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,880
calling lawyers that go too long or issues with you.

478
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,119
Everyone has kids on this show, bos Okay, And so

479
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,960
this is my thought on Bos. I think she's less

480
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,599
like Mary Bara and more starting to look like Vicky

481
00:26:26,599 --> 00:26:31,839
gundleson in my world, like, what is Mary Bara's She's

482
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,119
the CEO of Ford. It sounds like a martial art. No,

483
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,279
she's a big time CEO because I'm now I'm investing

484
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:39,680
in stuff like that, I have to keep track of

485
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,319
all these Oh really yeah, Oh so she's a big

486
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,359
to do and I thought of Bo's as that and

487
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,519
she can still be that, but she is starting to

488
00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:50,359
like not be consistent about these ethics. And you're you're

489
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,359
leary in the I'm leary in the corporate world. This

490
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,880
type of this is people showing up late. That says

491
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,799
a lot about them. It means they don't care about

492
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:01,920
your time. Your self is like, what the fuck are

493
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,039
you talking about?

494
00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but genuinely, what the fuck are

495
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:08,960
you talking about?

496
00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't make excuses for this behavior.

497
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,839
Speaker 3: You have to get to a point. Also, just like

498
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,960
in a room again full of people who are over

499
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,680
the age of like I'll say what like twenty five Okay, no, no,

500
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,279
you can't do this every time you're supposed to be

501
00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:27,240
somewhere because everybody else got here, you're the only one

502
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,400
who didn't. And then you did it nine times in

503
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,279
a row, right.

504
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,079
Speaker 2: So right.

505
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,599
Speaker 1: So Deree is blown away by her quote unquote friends.

506
00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:40,480
She feels backstab and betrayed, and this leads to Durit

507
00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:43,720
attempting to do math, which that's not gonna go well, No,

508
00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:46,640
that's not gonna go well. But she does have a

509
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:51,279
good point that when Kyle went Lesbo, Dured had a

510
00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:54,880
lot more patience and grace for her and Kyle's transformation.

511
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,519
Deurit has gone from like pill head now and just

512
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,039
the behavior this is not an accusation like pill head

513
00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:06,000
to like just worst pill head like it's not quite

514
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:11,039
like trying out a new gender. And also that footage

515
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:12,839
of her getting that tattoo.

516
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,039
Speaker 2: Was just that is so heartbreaking. It is so sad

517
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,640
of Kyle getting that. Yeah, I mean just.

518
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:22,759
Speaker 1: Showing the tattoo above your genitals to your husband, who

519
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:23,240
you know.

520
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:29,079
Speaker 2: Don't talk about being doritos. I don't like being on

521
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,559
TV or the spotlight.

522
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: It's your best impression.

523
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm busied that I'm two or for a thousand of people.

524
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:49,599
I really, I really don't think. I don't think there's

525
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:53,240
a single note of difference between how she talks and

526
00:28:55,079 --> 00:28:59,680
it's so good. I don't all right, So I want

527
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,359
to say that, don't underestimate Kyle. I've said this before,

528
00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:09,200
Dreich showing up late to all this stuff and just

529
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,599
in general being kind of a bach.

530
00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how Kyle does it.

531
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,079
Speaker 2: Kyle doesn't do it. Kyle is taking the sword and

532
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,000
stabbing her over and over on TV about being crazy

533
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:26,119
and driving her nuts. Yeah, because she knows that taking

534
00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:30,799
PK's side makes her lose it, right, this is her revenge.

535
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,359
Speaker 1: I have to say, though I'm not a Kyle Richards fan,

536
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,960
none of us are. I respect the fuck out of

537
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,680
the game.

538
00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: I really do.

539
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: I mean, what other recourse am I supposed to take

540
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,720
with this fucking monstrous woman that is constantly late to

541
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,640
everything in the world revolves around her. I would go

542
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:59,119
on a cold war kind of campaign. That'spionage.

543
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,559
Speaker 3: I would espionage. I would hot war. I would do

544
00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:07,480
it all because it's bad enough that a person does this,

545
00:30:08,079 --> 00:30:12,720
it's even worse when they're so hot. And that I

546
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:13,960
know that that kills Kyle.

547
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: I know it does exponential degrees more.

548
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:19,559
Speaker 2: You know what makes my skin crawl about Dorito's when,

549
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,039
by the way, people have said we should call her

550
00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:26,559
hot Dorito's, is that every conversation that she has with

551
00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:30,720
anybody on this show. For me, feels like she is

552
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:34,319
doing a scene acting and the second they leave, her

553
00:30:34,319 --> 00:30:37,599
head goes down and she's like eugh, and then she

554
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,640
goes up at her room and screams at the wall

555
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,799
for nine hours. Yeah. I don't think she likes people.

556
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,799
I think she is. She's not the person that she

557
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,799
portrays herself. She is an odd ball. That's my point.

558
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,839
Are we going to say Ruby?

559
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,119
Speaker 3: I was just going to say, I think more than anything,

560
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,000
Deareda is actually just very weird, like the glamory I'm thinking,

561
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:03,200
which we'll discuss. Like, I think she's just very weird.

562
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, what's that movie where the woman she tries

563
00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:12,880
to like she dies in a sunset Sunset Sunset Boulevard?

564
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: How old is the movie? Old? That could be it?

565
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: I think it's Sunset Boulevard. Just this wacky lady that's

566
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,640
living up there and it's nice house and she's just

567
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:28,400
a glamor at two am. Is that's electro shock kind

568
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,920
of shit, But we'll get there.

569
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:30,519
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has kicked off a trip. It's going to be Italy.

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It's going to be Florence, the birthplace of the Renaissance.

602
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Or no, they're going to They're going to that part

603
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of Italy. It's going to I just it's I'm so

604
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,039
excited for this vacation. Bose pitches it to the ladies.

605
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:33,359
And what does Erica Jane say, I'll mate at lax Bab.

606
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 2: She's just she's let me check the court docte. I

607
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,680
think I'm free.

608
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,079
Speaker 1: Let's get to the on camera divorce talk.

609
00:33:44,599 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 2: Can I set this up? Yeah, rachel Zo's house. She

610
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,039
sits down Jerry and ask Skyland. She says, Hey, guys,

611
00:33:51,079 --> 00:33:58,759
have you have you been reading reality blurb No paid

612
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:03,799
six people dot com? Oh you don't know what they are? Well,

613
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,720
you may have heard about about Daddy and I in

614
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:10,559
the news about us. You know, we didn't know. You

615
00:34:10,599 --> 00:34:14,760
have no idea. Oh you heard my assistant in the

616
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,800
basement calling a bunch of people telling them the dad

617
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,000
and I were getting divorced.

618
00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 1: So here's the thing though, Okay, there is a moment

619
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,679
where Skyler goes like it's.

620
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 2: Crazy it went viral. I didn't hear. I didn't see

621
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,480
a thing about that.

622
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: To be fair, though, Skyler is looking at brain rot

623
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,800
videos on TikTok.

624
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,639
Speaker 2: I mean, just the weirdest. You wouldn't even understand it.

625
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: But I let's back up a little bit. You go

626
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:46,840
just a saulting the earth of Rachel ze Okay, first

627
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,960
we have Kyukas who Rachel gathers them, and there's this

628
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,119
moment where he goes, anybody dead, anybody have a tumor?

629
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: I like that. I just love the little kid.

630
00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:02,679
Speaker 1: Then we get to I just have to say, Rachel

631
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,039
Zoe is really committing to the housewives. Yes, And this

632
00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:10,119
is the thing about Rachel Zoe. She's she's if she's

633
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:14,039
gonna fucking do something, she's gonna zoe the fuck.

634
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 2: Out of it. Man. She owe's it. She Zoe's it.

635
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 1: She's having this conversation with her children. First season, many

636
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,000
people would say inappropriate, I.

637
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:26,679
Speaker 2: Have we are watching two newbies to this show, and

638
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,880
you can see two different experiences. Yeah, Rachel Zoe is

639
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,559
a pro, comes right in here, and I've never I've

640
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,320
actually never seen a new housewife come into a show

641
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:42,039
and just appreciate herself like this to be she to

642
00:35:42,119 --> 00:35:42,639
be fair, she.

643
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: Has reality TV experience and like what I was gonna

644
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,719
say is a lot of people would say this is inappropriated.

645
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,960
It is, but like Rachel Zoe gets it, this is

646
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,960
part of the job.

647
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 2: This is what I'm this is what this is, so

648
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,719
I'm gonna do it. I don't think telling your kids

649
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,000
that you don't love their father any more was needed, but.

650
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,119
Speaker 3: She didn't and that was interesting. No, he said you're

651
00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:10,679
not in love with him anymore, and she said, it's

652
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,320
just it's different. And I think that that's a it's again,

653
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,800
I wrote, I don't know, I don't know. This is hard.

654
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,760
I don't know, because this is difficult. What I will

655
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,880
say the oldest child wants to go away, and that's fine.

656
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,440
I get it. That younger kayukis Cassius kid is the

657
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,719
sweetest most I mean, his emotional intelligence is it's.

658
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,639
Speaker 1: His truth or roof This kid is unbelievable.

659
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,079
Speaker 3: I'm really not in a sarcastic way, regardless of the

660
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:42,840
fact that I can't sort how I feel about doing

661
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,199
this on TV. She seems to be like her kids,

662
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:46,920
seem well rounded.

663
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,559
Speaker 1: I don't know, she seems like such a fucking awesome mother.

664
00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 3: She also was making them casey as I want to

665
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,880
make that clear. To see the tortillas and the cheese

666
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,400
she was about to do that, the pan was on

667
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:57,800
the stone.

668
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: God, she's a case of diam mom. Wow, that's just

669
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:04,239
not perfect.

670
00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:10,039
Speaker 1: Anyways, we talk about the girl and Rachel says something

671
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,000
pretty lovely. They're at an age where you need to

672
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:15,039
listen to them about this. You know, you don't need

673
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:17,199
to listen to your kids about everything. Okay, they want

674
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,800
ice cream, We're not doing that right now, but this

675
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,000
is something where you go. If your kid is saying

676
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,800
they don't want to be around her, that's the end

677
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,039
of the fucking conversation.

678
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 2: The only issue I have with that, Dylan is I

679
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,519
want to I just hope that it wasn't a little

680
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,880
bit shadowed their opinion of the new girlfriend by.

681
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,639
Speaker 3: Miss Zoe agreed, Pat, I agree with you. What I

682
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:46,639
also hope is that they do not carry any of

683
00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:50,239
that into their dad. And I think she's trying to

684
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,000
do a good job of that, I hope. But because

685
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,559
I hope you're right. And when she was speaking about

686
00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:55,079
it later and she was saying, the kids have made

687
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:58,079
it clear they don't want to be around her, I

688
00:37:58,159 --> 00:38:00,000
hope that that's just like just the case.

689
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to, you know. I believe in

690
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,599
Zo though, because when she's not with the kids, she's

691
00:38:05,639 --> 00:38:07,840
pretty fucking vicious about this guy.

692
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,079
Speaker 2: So she's she's pretty measured with them.

693
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:12,639
Speaker 1: All Right, Let's get to Amanda and her wedding planner

694
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,760
and her least fancy car that she owns.

695
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,639
Speaker 2: And because it's a day that ends in why it's

696
00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:20,840
time for Amanda to brag about her vast expensive car collection.

697
00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So she's going to be taking over

698
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,960
the Stangniez and Losa Levis valleys. That's just a lie.

699
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,239
You are the expert, But I did a couple I

700
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,519
did some AI work. When she says that she buys

701
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,360
she's going to buy out the hotel rooms of these

702
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,519
two places.

703
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 2: Well, Sanya's valley is vast loss is a postage stamp

704
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,360
it's possible. There's probably three hotels there.

705
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if she was to buy up the hotels

706
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,000
of these two places, it would be six hundred rooms, okay.

707
00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 2: And obviously, like.

708
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: Obviously she doesn't mean I'm buying up all of the

709
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,480
hotel rooms in these two places, but she says it,

710
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:11,039
and it's this, it's just this pathological like tinge. She

711
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:17,199
has to just be awful about this stuff, and it's

712
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,840
she's just so disgusting, genuinely disgusting.

713
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 2: We haven't used the word pathological, but what a great

714
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,000
word to describe her. I mean, there's no bad time

715
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,599
to brag about her wealth. She brags about her wealth

716
00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:30,159
while she's parallel parking.

717
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 1: And parallel parking with one car behind her and nothing

718
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,840
in front of her. So let's just I would be

719
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,280
going to go ahead, soapbus please, I was.

720
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 3: Just gonna say, I think that this is I genuinely

721
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,519
do not know if she is the type of person

722
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:51,159
who would buy up all of those hotels because that's

723
00:39:51,199 --> 00:39:53,880
like actually buy them up, or if she because that's

724
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,519
stupid and fucking insane, or if she's the type of

725
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,559
person that wouldn't do that but would say that she

726
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:02,559
would I don't know which type of pathology she has,

727
00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:07,440
but she again similar to dread. I think she's really weird.

728
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,199
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care what kind of weird

729
00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:11,639
she is.

730
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 2: And to go ahead, Oh, I was just going to say,

731
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,800
there is something wrong with her. The fact that it

732
00:40:21,079 --> 00:40:26,119
means legally or psychological, psychologically, the fact that she cannot

733
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:31,199
stop herself from bragging about this. This is a personality issue.

734
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,639
Speaker 1: She has a personality disorder. Yes, well, I think she also.

735
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,239
And listen, you're better at these kind of predictions than

736
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,559
I am.

737
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 2: But I.

738
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: To the FBI, to whatever agency is looking into the

739
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:54,079
white collar of all of this. There the husband is

740
00:40:54,199 --> 00:40:58,239
coming out. He wants to lead the procession. He wants

741
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,400
to lead the wedding party to cocktails on a horse.

742
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:05,679
This is Pablo Escobar type shit. Look at the website.

743
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,000
It's just it doesn't make any sense to me. Go ahead, Rubs.

744
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 3: When we learned that they no, no, no, Dylan. This

745
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:18,159
is the type of thing that if you have friends

746
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:20,679
and family who love you and actually care about you

747
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,039
and your safety and the safety of your child, they

748
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:25,880
come to you and they say, hey, we need to

749
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,239
talk about him, because there is one there is no

750
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,920
way that be as adults will be following a man

751
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,760
on horseback to anything in our lives ever, right, let

752
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,880
alone at a wedding when she brought up the helicopter,

753
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:42,880
that's just gross. And she's being rich and new money ish.

754
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:48,280
The horse was deeply concerning to me the gospel choir

755
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,639
that she will have. She's she really concerning.

756
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,159
Speaker 2: This cannot happen. This.

757
00:41:53,159 --> 00:41:56,039
Speaker 1: This is where you know, Pat starts to call me

758
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:58,719
a little bit of a communist or because I want

759
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,159
I want to be.

760
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 2: Flat out illegal. Now.

761
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,159
Speaker 1: I know that this requires some kind of dystopian quick

762
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,840
analysis of a person kind of thing.

763
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,199
Speaker 2: But if this specific.

764
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: Girl says I want a gospel choir you, it can't

765
00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:16,639
be legal.

766
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 2: I hate her so much. Let me tell you something.

767
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,800
You're going to enjoy it when there's a documentary about

768
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,159
her in five years and they will have footage of

769
00:42:25,199 --> 00:42:28,320
that chorus singing out her wedding. Yeah, and then they'll

770
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,880
show her living in an apartment.

771
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: She behaves like the people that get whacked in the

772
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:42,079
Mobster movies, Like Denzel flips out at this, Robert de Nero,

773
00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:43,199
there's something.

774
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 2: Here's my problem with her? Too fine? You made money

775
00:42:46,599 --> 00:42:50,400
through one vertical problem. My issue with her is I

776
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,519
don't see how she makes money in the future doing

777
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:53,159
anything else.

778
00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:55,639
Speaker 1: Your thing is like put the kerosene down for.

779
00:42:55,599 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 2: A saur Yes, and also stop spending money, right, all right?

780
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: So we discussed the fallout of Kyle and Lisa. Sorry,

781
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,199
I don't know where I am right now. We always

782
00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:11,440
shop with We shop with Erica Jane Baby.

783
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,159
Speaker 2: Wait, shop with Erica Jane Baby. This place is great.

784
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:18,079
Speaker 1: Can I say I love how these women constantly say

785
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:19,639
they look good to each other.

786
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 2: It's really cute. They always say you look great, you

787
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,519
look great, bab.

788
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,559
Speaker 1: We discussed the fallout of Kyle and Lisa vander Pump.

789
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,679
Speaker 2: Daddy Ken, can you believe? Yeah?

790
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,639
Speaker 1: Storming up the same Goodbye Kyle Ruby, what happened here?

791
00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 3: That was well, that was the end of their friendship.

792
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,320
That was like when they officially broke up. Broke up

793
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,119
and the memory of them after Moe had purchased his

794
00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:47,599
Ferrari and her and Lisa drove it all through Italy

795
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:49,559
and I think then went to meet the husbands at

796
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:51,480
like this beautiful villa that Kyle had gotten.

797
00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: They were really good friends.

798
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:54,079
Speaker 2: Wow, that's big.

799
00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, And again you know, both of them I think

800
00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:03,480
have given a lot to this, to the Bravo family,

801
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,239
Lisa vander Pump has drawn the line very clearly. Yet,

802
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,840
if you come for my family and like in a

803
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,199
way that I don't support, I just won't come to

804
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,760
the reunion. Kyle will never not show up because she

805
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,840
needs love and adoration that badly, and that's great to watch.

806
00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:22,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy because it's not money. She does not

807
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:25,880
need money. Go ahead, true, Oh well, I was gonna say, Erica,

808
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,840
Jane Baby and Kyle. They're shopping for Italy obviously. And

809
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,480
I must say this Caddy Patty is in the house. Whatever.

810
00:44:32,599 --> 00:44:36,440
That blue thing that Kyle tried on should be thrown

811
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:39,599
in that same goddamn volcano that those three little guys

812
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:46,599
threw that ring in or wanted to. It looked like

813
00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:49,320
a cost some piece for a hardcore porn movie that

814
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:54,480
takes place in space. Space eat my balls.

815
00:44:56,559 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 3: I mean ye there, Yeah, but I would say I

816
00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:05,400
didn't love it, and you just took it a step

817
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,320
further and added a creative flair, which I appreciate.

818
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 2: Man.

819
00:45:16,199 --> 00:45:21,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just get kind of upset when he he

820
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:26,639
just he minimalizes Lord of the Rings and he doesn't

821
00:45:26,679 --> 00:45:29,320
speak with any real respect for it, and it just

822
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,559
kind of it's distracting.

823
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,119
Speaker 3: Don't give him your power. We don't need to. I

824
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:36,480
didn't even answer with more door because it doesn't matter

825
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,519
really quickly, Kattie, not Patty, just Ruby being a bitch.

826
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:46,360
The blue china that she chose in that store was

827
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:52,400
money cannot buy class, taste or anything.

828
00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:55,159
Speaker 2: It turns out her taste is as tacky as are bragging.

829
00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: Right, literally, that is exactly correct.

830
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: Pat Now, I want to say to to Kyle, to

831
00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:06,280
Durete's credit, continues to go around talking shit, But to

832
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,719
Kyle's credit, Kyle has attempted to say things to Derete,

833
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,920
and Derete is unhinged, So, uh, Kyle had she frames

834
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,239
it as she's trying to go around and implore these

835
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,559
people to help her. That's not what's happening. But yeah,

836
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:23,920
we need to get this out somehow, So let's get

837
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,760
ready to go to Italy. Evidently Erica's assistant is going

838
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,559
to Italy. You know, it's so funny. We all used

839
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:33,119
to work at the same place. There was a lot

840
00:46:33,119 --> 00:46:35,920
of famous people that would come in there, and it

841
00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:41,199
was always the least important c grade celebrities brought that

842
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:48,039
brought the assistance. Milo Yianopolis had nine people with him.

843
00:46:48,199 --> 00:46:52,679
Nor McDonald had to coke. It's just completely it's so

844
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,920
nuts to me. Why, Yeah, would Erica Jane's assistant be

845
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,440
going to a different country with.

846
00:46:58,639 --> 00:47:01,639
Speaker 2: Some idiot from the Hills would have five of his

847
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:05,000
friends show up. Yeah, it's the entourage. It just doesn't

848
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:05,760
make any sense.

849
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 3: Erica also though, like you're actively being sued for a

850
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,719
lot of money. I think, as Pat mentioned earlier, the

851
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,239
gregarious spending charge that they're looking at your assistant coming

852
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,599
with you, that's going to be on there.

853
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,079
Speaker 2: Yeah.

854
00:47:19,159 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: No, that's tough to get through because we're deposing now.

855
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:25,679
We're not just sending a letter to the irs and

856
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,519
bouncing back from No, we're really sitting at a nice table.

857
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,360
Rachel Zonner kaftans. This was that moment that we spoke

858
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:31,920
of earlier.

859
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 2: I get it.

860
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:37,039
Speaker 1: So we've got three groups going to Italy. The second

861
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:40,760
group is going to be Erica, Durrett and Rachel Zoe

862
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,840
Bose did this to remove Amanda and Kyle from Derete.

863
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,400
Too much tension, too much animosity. Now once again Durite

864
00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:48,039
is late.

865
00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 2: One side note, that you forgot to mention Dylan. Natalie

866
00:47:53,639 --> 00:47:57,760
my favorite. Yeah, we'll be joining the group and I'm

867
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,559
pretty optimistic.

868
00:47:58,599 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm confused about this edit, I really am. It's like,

869
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,679
is she there and they don't like it.

870
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,079
Speaker 3: I'm watching Old OC right now for comfort, and Lizzie

871
00:48:10,159 --> 00:48:12,639
has a friend. I believe her name is Danielle. They

872
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,679
film these people, they expect them to pop. They don't.

873
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,039
They edit around them.

874
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,639
Speaker 1: Okay, because yeah, I thought it was this kind of

875
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,880
tempering her into the cast. But I think it's because

876
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,960
she's not working, and that's really confusing because she seems

877
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,920
like she'd be so great.

878
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,159
Speaker 2: Are you talking about Natalie? Yeah, Oh, she's working. No,

879
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,039
I don't think it is.

880
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,679
Speaker 3: I think they might bring her on maybe next season

881
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,000
as an official friend of Pat or something. It's like,

882
00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:43,239
right now, she's the perfect person. She's rich, she's a

883
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,320
recent divorcee, she's getting happy endings, she's fun.

884
00:48:46,559 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 2: Shot. Yeah, the second she lands in Italy, she's probably

885
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,400
gonna get eaten out by the first guy that scoops

886
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,000
her gelato.

887
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:00,639
Speaker 1: Maybe three little guys in the volcano. It's like, ugh,

888
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,800
I mean technically it was a volcano.

889
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 3: It was, and they were little.

890
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me what was wrong about what I said? Well,

891
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,960
there's two of them, first of.

892
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: All, Oh, there's three technically, but I think that.

893
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 3: What no, there isn't.

894
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Sam Gollum and Frodo.

895
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 3: Okay, Gollum is not a hobbit, Dylan continue, Oh he

896
00:49:33,039 --> 00:49:33,559
is a hobbit.

897
00:49:33,639 --> 00:49:35,679
Speaker 1: He's just a deformed version of a hobbit.

898
00:49:37,199 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 2: And you know, it's like, all right, just to digress.

899
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 3: Before you digress, the most important thing to know about

900
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,480
Gollam is that he is Jennifer Garner's boss in thirteen

901
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,320
going on thirty, and you.

902
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:57,159
Speaker 2: Can't forget it. That is so true. All right, So

903
00:49:58,039 --> 00:49:58,760
Garita is late.

904
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,519
Speaker 1: My favorite moment is Erica Jane going, you know, I

905
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:05,679
had anxiety for our baby's but it's going away. I

906
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:09,239
was like, thank god, Erica, I'm so happy. It's it's

907
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,519
a great approach to this. But yes, she eventually makes it.

908
00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:16,199
We find out through some means that she called glam

909
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,840
at two o'clock in the morning when she was going

910
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,519
to the Hampton's absolutely insane. We arrive in Italy and

911
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,519
Jennifer Tilly has to take a little bit of a layover,

912
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,679
and what does Tilly do with that layover. She makes

913
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,199
lemonade out of it, She sits and she eats fun

914
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,679
due in Switzerland.

915
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 3: I just fabulous.

916
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just fabulous. I'm sad that her and Sutton

917
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,960
appear to be kind of a team and is Sutton

918
00:50:47,079 --> 00:50:50,119
is kind of reduced to the background, so is Tilly.

919
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,679
I hope Tilly doesn't feel like she can't be on

920
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,559
the show if Sutton isn't, I think, yeah, go ahead, rubs.

921
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,639
Speaker 3: Sorry, Dyl, I think that Tilly has made a clear

922
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,079
not drinking as much, not fun, doesn't want it. I

923
00:51:03,119 --> 00:51:05,280
would be fine if Sutton got kicked to the curb

924
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,239
and we just brought on Jennifer forrin.

925
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: I want to keep Sutton in her capacity. Sutton's fun

926
00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:22,079
not in the four at all. But Tilly and Kathy

927
00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:26,280
it it's just got to be its own thing. I mean,

928
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:31,239
let's just do Let's do a mini send Jennifer, Tilly

929
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,719
and Kathy Hilton all over the world. The footage alone

930
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,559
with Kathy leaving shit in planes. That's like, let me,

931
00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:42,280
that's a seven percent of your show right there, Dylan.

932
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,280
Speaker 2: No one ever talks about this, but The Countess in

933
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,360
Sonya did a short lived series where they went to

934
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,880
a small town to put on a talent show. Yeah,

935
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:56,760
I remember that. I banged like four guys and then

936
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,800
I sang cabaret.

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Speaker 1: It was the Hilton Telly version of that would be.

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Speaker 3: A mount of Joy. That the lou Anne and Sonia combo.

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It was Ship's Creek, but in real life it really was.

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If you haven't seen it, give it a watch. I

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believe it's called Crappy Lake.

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Speaker 2: It was heartwarming when I put that show on and

943
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it all came together at the last minute. I loved it.

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I didn't think it was going to come together, and

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it pulled it off.

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Speaker 1: You know my favorite thing if you if you haven't

947
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seen lu Anne, which you probably have, but leu Aanne

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in the back of a cop.

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Speaker 2: Car is just you fuck it picked. It is such

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a joy.

951
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Speaker 3: I'll beat the ship out of you.

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Speaker 2: She goes, she goes, she's so drunk.

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Speaker 1: She just goes, I'll kill you. No, no, no, you

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can't say that.

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Speaker 2: She goes, I'll kill you.

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Speaker 3: And then she gets out of her handcuffs and runs

957
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out of the car again.

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Speaker 1: She's a chit, all right. So let's get to Via Bibiani.

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This is kind of wealth I do not understand. It

960
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is so unbelievable to have access to these kinds of

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things in life.

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Speaker 2: My God, money does by you.

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Speaker 1: Happiness certainly does to a certain degree. Stefano comes with

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this place. I mean, this place has a Stefano and

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Fescobaldi painted the entire villa. Like I said, it's the

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nicest place they've ever been to.

967
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Speaker 2: Period. Period.

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Speaker 1: We explore the rooms and reminisce about Natalie getting whacked

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off by a masseuse. And that's when Sutton and Amanda

970
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are shown their VIP twins and they sit down for

971
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a little chat, and Amanda says that her opinion on

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Jurat's freewheeling tongue is not not backed up. She has

973
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a master's in child development. You do not need a

974
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masters in child development to put up a low score

975
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for debt in a lot of different areas. But Eddie

976
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and Jenna, Oh, it's so funny. The back half of

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my below deck notes.

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Speaker 2: Are at the bottom of my house. Look at that.

979
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I was gonna say, funny. We end here they start

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running the credits of the goddamn show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and we'll be back next week. I think

982
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that this is going to be our trip We're going

983
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to be here for a.

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Speaker 2: Couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so looking forward to it. Love is Blind and

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Summer House. Next week are going to be a Patreon

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dot com slash another podcast network. We hope you have

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00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,480
a lovely weekend. I'm doing saying Goodbye pat Say Goodbye

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Ruby by Kaylen.

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Speaker 2: It never a head puck on the stone.

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Speaker 1: I can walk on the black Sto'm walking all the instance.

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Speaker 3: I can walk on fire, I can walk on I'm walking.

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Speaker 1: All the registance I'm walking at.

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna walk on grass.