1 00:00:37,799 --> 00:00:43,039 Speaker 1: Truly, I sighed, Toby Hall a man be the once 2 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:49,399 great chap Now I study in muffishness. No longer the 3 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:55,399 factory hungry stallion wait raised so many times before, apathetic, 4 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,679 wash up, aged ex champion. 5 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 2: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy, 6 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,439 and I think. 7 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:06,799 Speaker 3: You know it pretty dear world. 8 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,519 Speaker 2: His name. 9 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,879 Speaker 1: Pley? What's my name? 10 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 2: My name? Bench? Is he Presley? Ouch? Is he Presley? 11 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,040 WHOA that sounds a little weird? 12 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 3: Is he presently? 13 00:01:26,079 --> 00:01:26,719 Speaker 1: Is he Presley? 14 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 2: Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky j around. Hey, 15 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,640 this is Jeff Lebarr. You listen to? Is he Presley? 16 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:41,239 Those aren't pillows, No, mister Lebar, Those are not pillows. 17 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:50,640 Those are ass cheeks. Hello a frigid, cold, not hot 18 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:58,040 Las Vegas. Hello world, and hello to my loyal, loyal, 19 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:04,640 loyal minions, and uh yes you want you folks that 20 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:08,240 listen every week. Of course you are minions, but you 21 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,639 are not the loyalist of the minions. Those are the 22 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:20,159 fine folks on the patreon Patreon dot com slash real 23 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:25,400 Izzy Presley. That's right, And we got a couple new followers, 24 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,120 ladies and gentlemen. I love to give a warm, warm 25 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:34,560 welcome to Laurie from Australia. That's right, Lauri from Australia 26 00:02:34,759 --> 00:02:40,280 is in. Brad Foss is in. Aiden from Australia is in. 27 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,520 We are up to eleven people, folks, We are up 28 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,680 to eleven people in the Patreon. It's only five dollars 29 00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:50,639 a month. It's less than a cup of coffee. It's 30 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:53,400 less than a Oh my god, what do I have 31 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:59,599 in my hand? Goddamn bear? Ah well, maybe not where 32 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,120 you live, but it's definitely less than a beer here 33 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:04,800 in Las Vegas. I mean, unless you go to the 34 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,560 store and buy the tall one for ninety nine cents 35 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:11,479 of Natty Light, who should totally be a sponsor of 36 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:17,120 this show, Nick Golden Light should be a sponsor. God, 37 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:20,599 that would be great. So jump on the Patreon, folks. 38 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:24,039 It's only five dollars a month. You get the show 39 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,680 before everybody else. You get an AD free on the 40 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,879 audio side and soon to be ads on the video side, 41 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,840 so you get that ad free as well. That's right, kids, 42 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:45,680 No ads, none whatsoever. Anyways. Patreon dot com slash is Hey, Presley, glad. 43 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: To have you on. 44 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,599 Speaker 2: Share it with your friends, let them know. Tell them 45 00:03:49,599 --> 00:03:58,680 about the rebuilding process of another FM podcast. The phoenix 46 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,719 always rises from the ashes, folks, That is right. Ooh, 47 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:05,560 I forgot to take it. Sip with my goddamn beer. 48 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:13,520 Oh my goodness, that is god damn delicious. What do 49 00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:15,960 I have coming up? Before we get into everything? 50 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 3: Uh? 51 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:22,319 Speaker 2: This Thursday is This Wednesday night? This Wednesday night, kids, 52 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,279 I will be in Los Angeles. I will be in 53 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:29,240 Hollywood hosting Soundcheck Live. And let me pull up the 54 00:04:29,319 --> 00:04:33,920 flyer so I can do this. Oh, do this properly, 55 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:40,399 pull up Steve for lots of the Almighty, for lots of. 56 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 3: Umm. 57 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 2: We are teaming up with Music Cares, local shelters, and 58 00:04:48,199 --> 00:04:52,720 animal rescues to raise money, good and goods and supplies 59 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:56,240 for those in the Los Angeles music community have been 60 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,160 affected by the recent rash of wildfires that have ravaged 61 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:02,759 through the Greater Los Angeles Aria. The event will also 62 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:06,040 be live streamed on the sound Check Live YouTube channel. 63 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,920 More details to follow, kids, So, if you're gonna be 64 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,439 in LA on Wednesday night as you're hearing this, if 65 00:05:16,519 --> 00:05:19,480 you're not one of the loyal minions on the Patreon, 66 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:25,199 come on down to sound Check Live at Hollywood Boulevard 67 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,839 Lucky Strike Live six six eight oh one Hollywood Boulevard 68 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:34,800 show starts at nine o'clock. Kids. It is going to 69 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,120 be phenomenal. I'll be coming in to host that show, 70 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:40,079 as I do every single show that they have a 71 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:45,000 less I'm on a goddamn boat. It's going to be awesome. 72 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,920 They have not announced anybody that is performing, but I 73 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,120 can just imagine I should probably click going to this, 74 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,240 and I'm not just interested fuckers. I'm going high class 75 00:05:57,319 --> 00:06:02,079 DApp or. Izzy will be in the hiszy and you're 76 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:06,759 gonna get a serious, real hosting job out of me. 77 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:15,639 Izzy Presley, speaking of hosting two Kids, it has been announced. 78 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,319 It has it is live, it is real. It is 79 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:18,920 good to go. 80 00:06:21,439 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 1: Oh. 81 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:27,639 Speaker 2: The Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show is coming back and 82 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,120 is coming back at the end of May, and let 83 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:34,000 me give you those dates as well. May thirtieth through 84 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:38,079 June first. It is going to be at the Silverton Casino. 85 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,959 I am hosting that, hosting all of the concerts and 86 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:45,120 all of that kind of good stuff that is going on. 87 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:49,399 And you'll hear me yapping over the PA at the 88 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:51,920 show as well, telling everybody what is going on. It 89 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:55,399 is at the Silverton Casino and the Veil Pavilion. Very 90 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,639 cool little venue. It is obviously a fraction of the 91 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,360 size of nam But here's the good thing about it. 92 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:09,360 That's even better than having to walk through fourteen different 93 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:16,560 rooms on nine different floors and a drum floor. You 94 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:22,279 can actually buy stuff at this one. You can go 95 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,959 to one of the booths, you can walk into Valkenburg, 96 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:29,839 you can go to my good friends at the you 97 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,639 know what, I should probably give them a shout out 98 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:37,000 as well. These they make replica guitars and they do 99 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:41,360 a lot of van Halen stuff and they do their 100 00:07:41,439 --> 00:07:46,439 phenomenal good cats. And I'm going to tell you their 101 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,360 name right now, which you can find the link down 102 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:59,399 there Lock Custom Guitars, Locke Custom Guitars dot com. You 103 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:02,319 can buy on their guitars there. They have some ready. 104 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,360 They build them there. You want to build a guitar, 105 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,519 they can. They can buy sell you the shit to 106 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:12,959 build right there, and you can buy it there and 107 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:16,000 then walk out of the building with it because you 108 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,839 purchased it. I'm like now, or you can just look. 109 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:26,319 I'm just saying it's a good reason to come to Vegas. 110 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:30,000 It's a good reason to buy a guitar. It's a 111 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:34,759 good reason to see me. So that is what is 112 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,960 going on. Of course, the Monsters of Rock Cruise is 113 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,720 going to be in March March tenth, moving out of Miami, 114 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:46,279 and there's still time. I believe there's still a couple 115 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,879 of cabins available. So if you go to Monsters of 116 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,720 Rock Cruise dot com and you can book a cabin, 117 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,080 I know it's it's either sold out or it's close 118 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,679 to sol that. Just go on the website and click 119 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,799 book a cabin or get on the waiting list and 120 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:07,039 they'll get back to you, folks Monsters of Rock Cruise. 121 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,480 Then in April we have the Cruise of the Edge, 122 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:14,919 which is the Prog cruise, and Brian and myself will 123 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,879 be on there doing our karaoke thing as we do 124 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,840 on all of the cruises. So that is what I 125 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,320 got coming up right now. Of course you heard the 126 00:09:23,399 --> 00:09:26,799 ten bells at the top of the show. That is 127 00:09:26,919 --> 00:09:30,519 because as you all know by now, John Sykes is 128 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,679 no longer with us. He passed away last week. I 129 00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:36,320 have not had a chance to get a show in 130 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,120 by then after that, and I apologize about that, but 131 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:46,960 I mean, what's left to say, dude, John Frickin' Sykes man, 132 00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:56,360 what a talent, dude, White Snake, Tigers of Pantang, Thin 133 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:08,480 Lizzy Blue Murder, songwriter, guitar player, singer, phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal, 134 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,559 and it's something that came out of the blue. Apparently 135 00:10:11,639 --> 00:10:15,519 it was cancer. They didn't tell anybody. There's reports now 136 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:18,480 and I haven't looked, but the reports are that he 137 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:24,039 actually died in December, like right around Christmas, and it 138 00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:25,799 was a very well kept secret. 139 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 1: It was. 140 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 2: Obviously announced last week because the reports are. The death 141 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:37,720 certificate says twenty twenty four. So there you go with that. 142 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:39,840 I don't know what else to say about John Sykes 143 00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:42,159 that hasn't been said. I never met the man. The 144 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:47,639 closest I came was one of his nephews or something 145 00:10:47,759 --> 00:10:50,720 like that that I drove in LA. I tried to connect, 146 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:54,960 and that went absolutely nowhere because John just didn't do interviews. 147 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,960 I mean, he showed up at NAM one year and 148 00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:04,679 did some interviews there, but that was really it. The 149 00:11:04,759 --> 00:11:08,720 man is gone. The legacy will live on and on 150 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,159 and on. Of course, I did do the a VNS. 151 00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:13,759 We were going to talk about them in a little 152 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,480 bit and I have a very important question before we 153 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:17,960 get to this. So I got some of this free lube, 154 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,639 and of course, you know, I tried it out because 155 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,960 I'm a lonely man and you know, got true free lube. 156 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,200 You gotta try it out. If you accidentally get lube 157 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:38,159 on your hand when you're moving the package, you don't 158 00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:43,440 want to waste it. I mean, it's lube. Might as 159 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:51,440 well use it. I mean it's it's there for a reason, right, 160 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,679 It's there for a reason. What are we going to 161 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:57,240 get into? 162 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:57,759 Speaker 1: Oh? 163 00:11:57,879 --> 00:12:05,080 Speaker 2: Yes, the Super Bowl is set. Yay Chiefs and Eagles. Again, 164 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,600 I do not know anybody that is actually excited about 165 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:11,720 this other than Chiefs Chiefs fans and Eagles fans. And 166 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,399 as we know, a lot of those Chiefs fans are 167 00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:20,279 Swifties just because Tate Tay is in the hiszy. But 168 00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:25,799 I don't know. Look, I tried watching some highlights. I 169 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,240 didn't watch the I didn't watch either of the games. Obviously, 170 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,000 I was pulling for the Bills because that is the 171 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:35,039 fan base that has felt the same shit the Vikings 172 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,960 fans have for Super Bowls. Granted their's were all in 173 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:43,879 a row. The NFC Championship losses, the AFC Championship losses, 174 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,759 the wide left, wide right. It goes on and on 175 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:53,080 and on. They've felt our pain, We've felt their pain. 176 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:57,080 So obviously I was pulling for the Bills and I 177 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,000 did not watch the game. I did not listen to 178 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,960 the game. I was working. It's just been working, and 179 00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:04,200 it's all I do is work. I should be in 180 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,480 bed right now getting ready to get up and go 181 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:08,960 to work. I do not get days off, and as 182 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,919 my patreon folks know, I took the day off on Wednesday, 183 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:17,360 which was a mistake, but you know, it's good for 184 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:21,799 the sanity every once in a while. Because I take 185 00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:24,320 a day off, I lose money and I have to work. 186 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,799 I have to work. I have to work. I go 187 00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:29,240 to the AVNS. I was only there a couple hours, 188 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,279 but you know that's four hours out of my day. 189 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,200 I'm not working, and I made no money those two days, 190 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,799 which is coming back to bite me in the ass. 191 00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:40,480 But hey man, it is what it is. That's not 192 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:45,000 what this is about. How the hell did I get 193 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,960 to the Super Bowl from this? 194 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:46,200 Speaker 1: Oh? 195 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,799 Speaker 2: Yes, I was working. I did not listen to the 196 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,240 game either of the games. I listened a little bit 197 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,000 the end of the Eagles game. It was already a 198 00:13:55,039 --> 00:14:00,919 blowoup by that it didn't matter. And as as the Chiefs, 199 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:06,799 the Chiefs and Bills were starting, the wild Game started. 200 00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:08,639 So I listened to the Wild Game. And as soon 201 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,320 as that Wild Game was over, I flipped it on 202 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:16,159 over and I caught the very end. Part of me 203 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,960 I needed a sip a bear. Caught the very end 204 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:23,440 of that Bill's Chiefs game, and it was over by 205 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:28,720 It was over when I turned it on. And like 206 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:31,039 I said, I didn't watch, and I saw some highlights. 207 00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:36,440 They showed one of the calls, and of course, you know, 208 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:41,200 I tweeted out at Realizzie Presley Twitter, asking my Facebook 209 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:47,480 and Patreon and Venmo. I tweeted out a picture of 210 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,159 referee Nick Patrick. And of course all of us wrestling 211 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,480 geeks know all about nWo and Nick Patrick and the 212 00:14:54,879 --> 00:15:00,360 nWo referee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But look, 213 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:05,440 here's the thing. The Chiefs can get all the calls, 214 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,320 you still have to go out and play. This is 215 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:14,120 the deal. The Chiefs are one of the best teams 216 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:20,200 in football, and we can hate it all we want. 217 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:26,240 I don't really hate them I'm just man. I think 218 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,080 one of the reasons I don't hate the Chiefs is 219 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:33,879 because they still have old school uniforms, and I respect that. 220 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,240 As a Vikings fan, I cannot stand the Vikings uniforms. 221 00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:45,200 They look like USFL rejects. They're bad. I respect the 222 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:49,320 Packers for the same reason. I mean, I can't stand 223 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,759 the Packers, and most importantly, I cannot stand Packer fan, 224 00:15:55,519 --> 00:16:02,000 but respect that they don't change with the times. And 225 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:07,559 everybody's got these futuristic looking, shitty fucking jerseys, shitty uniforms, 226 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:18,480 Seattle the neon shit, just stop. Stop. So I don't 227 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:26,279 hate the Chiefs. I'm just over the Chiefs. And I 228 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,519 just wonder how many people are gonna watch the Super Bowl. 229 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,120 Was having a conversation with somebody at the grocery after 230 00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:39,639 the game. He's like, Bro, nobody's gonna watch like he 231 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:43,799 Actually they will. They will for two reasons. One, they 232 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,960 want to see the Chiefs get beat, even though a 233 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,600 lot of people can't stand the Eagles again, those fucking 234 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,919 utiful go back to the Jaworski years uniforms. Those look 235 00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:59,639 a lot better. Yes, I know, I sound like you know, 236 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:10,599 a fashion designer, a fashion critic, but uh good, look 237 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,240 at uniforms are important to me, what can I say? 238 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,440 And a lot of people hate the fucking Eagles because 239 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:28,519 they hate the fucking Eagles fan. That is a dramatic pause. 240 00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:31,119 By the way, I'm sure they threw a fucking ad 241 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,240 in there because I did a dramatic pause. But but look, 242 00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:41,160 it's Philly. What do you expect, dude, that's e CW territory, 243 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:46,839 that's ECW fan. That's hardcore. Yeah, they threw snowballs at 244 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:53,640 fucking Santa Claus. Yes, they will beat you up. Whatever. 245 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:59,000 I just I don't like the team. I never really have. 246 00:18:04,319 --> 00:18:11,400 Would I hate if the Chiefs won again? No, three, pete, 247 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,400 that's pretty special. And that's the thing. Like, even towards 248 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:20,039 the end the last couple of years of Brady's runs, 249 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,880 I got over the hatred. I got over the oh, 250 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:30,279 fucking fucking Patriots blah blah blah, Tom Brady blah blah blah. Look, 251 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:35,279 he was fucking phenomenal, one of the best of all time. 252 00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:39,960 And I refuse to say the goat because the goat 253 00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:44,799 used to be a bad thing. I hate this whole 254 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:49,519 greatest of all time goat thing. Nah, stop it you 255 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:52,240 can say greatest of all time. Do not say goat 256 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,920 because goat used to be bad and I miss those days, 257 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:04,720 I really But I realized towards the end of Brady's 258 00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:08,680 run that it was something special and we're never going 259 00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:12,559 to see that ever again. Now we might with Kansas City, 260 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,680 who knows a lot of people think that that's what 261 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:23,160 they're trying to do. The league is pushing them, pushing them, 262 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:29,240 giving him the push, and that's why they get the calls. 263 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:32,720 But all the greats get the calls. We know that 264 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,000 in every sport. I mean shit, if you sneezed on 265 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,400 the other side of Chicago when you were playing the 266 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:45,400 bulls of foul was called against whoever was closest to Jordan. 267 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:46,839 Speaker 1: We know that. 268 00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:50,559 Speaker 2: We know that's how the NBA is now, and it's 269 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,839 terrible and it sucks. And that's another reason why I 270 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:57,880 don't watch fucking basketball, mostly because it's not a team 271 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,279 sport anymore. It's one on five, it's fucking street ball. 272 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:06,640 It's it's dunks and threes, dunks and threes. There's no defense. 273 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:15,200 You can't close line anybody anymore. It's no fun. Well, 274 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,880 another reason too, is a lot of you might know that. 275 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,519 I used to be a sports writer and in the 276 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:30,039 I was covering the Timberwolves Marcus Blunt, I remember it 277 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,200 was Marcus Blunt. It was the last game of the season. 278 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,720 Timberwolves lost, of course, and they a lot of the 279 00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:39,279 guys are cleaning out the lockers and there was a 280 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,880 rookie and I can't remember what rookie it was that 281 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,119 that year. Maybe it was Randy Foy, I don't know. 282 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:50,480 I wasn't Randy. He had been there already. I was 283 00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:53,400 getting a shoe signed by everybody on the team, and 284 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:57,559 he went up to Marcus Blunt. He goes, I'm a rookie, 285 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,799 would you sign my shoe? Of having everybody sign, He's 286 00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:04,920 like with and left. That's when I knew basketball was 287 00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:09,480 fucking disgusting. Still covered it for a few years while 288 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,400 I was still doing it, but you know, you do 289 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,160 it for the experience, you do it for the exposure, 290 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,559 and YadA, YadA YadA. And I had fun. Don't get 291 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,599 me wrong, it was cool to be there. But that's 292 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,440 that's when the bad taste really started towards basketball for me, 293 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,039 because then I realized it's not about the crest on 294 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:31,839 the front. It's about the name on the back. And 295 00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:34,200 that's why I love fucking hockey and baseball, because it's 296 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:43,279 all about the fucking the titties part of me for 297 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:52,480 one second while I blow my nose. So yeah, I mean, 298 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:56,640 I don't really have a I don't care. I don't, 299 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:59,039 I don't. I doubt I'll watch it, but I'm sure 300 00:21:59,079 --> 00:22:04,319 I probably will because that's the week that my mom 301 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,039 is in town. I'm gonna pull that off. I have 302 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:14,640 no fucking idea. Oh yeah, speaking of that, especially to 303 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,880 my Patreon folks, you might go a few days without 304 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,359 a show because I do do special shows just for 305 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,480 the Patreon only kids, and because I might not have 306 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:31,799 internet a few days. We'll see about that. Anyways, that's 307 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:39,599 fucking besides the point. So this weekend I wanted to 308 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,680 stay home. I wanted to do nothing, but I had 309 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,640 to go out a little bit because I wanted to 310 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,920 see these shows and I wanted to report on them 311 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,519 for you guys. Pat Travers, who I've seen multiple times 312 00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:58,480 Monsters of Rock, Crewise and Monsters on the Mountain or 313 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:04,160 the Music Mountain Music Festival it's called now. He was phenomenal. 314 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,200 I got there too late. I missed John Zito, who 315 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:11,440 of course is in the count seventy seven band. Phenomenal player, 316 00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:17,240 great singer, great vibe. I've seen him before, but uh, 317 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,440 so I went down. I checked out a little Pat Travers. 318 00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:25,240 He sung like Pat Travers, What the fucking he says, 319 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:33,480 Pat fucking Travers. Great for allergies. Oh, I should have 320 00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:38,720 did that before the show. Pat's a nice guy too, 321 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:43,240 I've I've met him. He's jammed. He played on the 322 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,319 Uh on the When You Hear, was on the Monster's 323 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,480 Rock Cruise. He played in the Cruiser Jam, which was 324 00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:50,720 really fucking cool. It was him and Stevie d and 325 00:23:51,920 --> 00:24:00,599 Russ Dwarf and two cruisers, three cruisers. Him in three 326 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,519 was chips enough on that. I know he played something. 327 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,279 He might have played that song. I don't fucking know, 328 00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:11,119 but uh played by guitar. It's like, fuck, just plug 329 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:18,240 it straight in perfect. It's fucking cool. So he was great. 330 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,960 Marty Friedman was the next night, and Patrick Kennison from 331 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:27,720 Leda's Band and Nicki Stringfield, his wife from the Iron Maidens, 332 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:30,920 have an acoustic duo since they're married, and I know 333 00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:37,279 that's put two and two together. They're married, and they played. 334 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,119 They both played guitar and they both sang and oh 335 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,359 my god, they have an acoustic duo and they were great. 336 00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:47,279 They run tracks but two acoustic guitars and tracks for 337 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,599 all original stuff except for a cover at the end. 338 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,119 It was fine. I mean, for what they're doing, they 339 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,000 didn't have to bring out a fucking band, so it 340 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,039 is what it is. Oh, but they were great. Marty 341 00:25:01,079 --> 00:25:04,480 Freedman was phenomenal. I didn't stay for the whole show either, 342 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:09,839 just fucking beat. I'm tired, broke, you know. I wanted 343 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,759 to stay and get ship faced, but I can't because 344 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:15,920 I have to get up and work. It is what 345 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:20,160 it is, man, It's not your problem, it's mine. You're 346 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,160 going till you can't go no more. But Friedman was 347 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,960 was great. And it's not a noodle fest. It's you know, 348 00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:31,359 it's a band and there's songs, not much vocals. It 349 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,920 was a couple of vocals here and there. But it 350 00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:38,680 was a heard of me. It was a bad ass, 351 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,680 badass sound. It was a band firing on all his 352 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,200 powerful band and I mean that's like like John five 353 00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:50,039 is phenomenal, But I heard it like a guitar clinic 354 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:54,799 and that gets boring. Just he plays all the notes 355 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,319 and then some. And trust me, Friedman played a lot 356 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,279 of notes. But it was in a band setting. It 357 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,200 was cool, it was he sounded phenomenal. I mean, of course, 358 00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:10,359 he's a fucking savant. Still bummed I couldn't bring that 359 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,880 interview to you guys, But hey man, it is what 360 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:19,359 it is. Life goes on. Godspeed to your brother, have 361 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,240 a great tour. So if Marty Freeman is coming to 362 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:29,440 your town, make sure you check that out. So here 363 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:34,319 is what we're gonna do, kids, Here's what we're gonna do. 364 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,880 So I was at the av Ends and I was 365 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,839 there doing media, and I was getting content for you guys. 366 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:49,519 That's why I lost money for you. Why because I 367 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:54,039 love you and because I am dedicated to this I 368 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:59,400 am dedicated to the phoenix rising from the ashes. I 369 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,920 am dead catered to this show, and I am dedicated 370 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,640 to you listeners and absolutely even more you loyal minions 371 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,359 in the Patreon Patreon dot com slash is he real? 372 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:10,599 Speaker 1: Is he? 373 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,519 Speaker 2: Presently? It's only five dollars a month, I tell you that. 374 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,599 And I was thinking, what am I going to do 375 00:27:16,759 --> 00:27:17,400 for you guys? 376 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,799 Speaker 1: What? What? You know? What? 377 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,799 Speaker 2: Again? I just tried to get a couple of interviews. Well, 378 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:29,240 that's going to happen. Made some connections somebody that I 379 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,640 knew on Twitter that I finally met in person and 380 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,920 she knew who I was. And then another gal that 381 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,039 I met I didn't meet meet, but I was in 382 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,599 the vicinity of which I know sounds really fucking creepy, 383 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:51,480 but it's not like that who I officially met. And 384 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:54,920 she wants to come on the show too. So we're 385 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,440 gonna get a couple of guests out of this, and 386 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,960 the first one might be as early as next month. 387 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,759 We'll see Shena be back in Vegas. We swap numbers 388 00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:06,400 so we can maybe get her on. And I'm not 389 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:11,960 going to tell you who what fun is that? But 390 00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:21,039 I can tell you this. I did get about twenty 391 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:32,559 one bits, all different gals and the theme of the bit. 392 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,440 If you saw this on the Twitter or the Instagram 393 00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:42,400 or the Facebook, another refer podcast on Facebook and it's 394 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:49,559 on there. The first gal that we got for you, 395 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:58,880 E where's that? God? Damn? Where is where is? Where is? 396 00:28:59,079 --> 00:28:59,839 Where is it? 397 00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:03,079 Speaker 1: It? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? 398 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:10,279 Speaker 2: You would think I'd be more prepared, but you've been 399 00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:15,839 listening to this show long enough that that preparation. Violet 400 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:20,559 Voss is the very first one and what we did, 401 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,799 and I did this with twenty other gals twenty yeah, 402 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,279 twenty one bits, twenty other gals, which I'm going to 403 00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:33,039 be able to spread out over the year. It is 404 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,119 not going to be every week. Maybe every other week. 405 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,839 Maybe it's every week. I don't know, whatever you guys want, 406 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,039 but I don't want to waste them all because there's 407 00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:44,440 fifty six, you know, weeks and a year, so that's 408 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,720 fifty six shows. So maybe we spread it out every 409 00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:54,119 other week. Dating Tips from Porn Stars. And we've got video, 410 00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:57,160 so there's a good reason to go watch the video. 411 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,160 And I already posted the video on the Patreon, so 412 00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:04,200 my patreon folks know what's coming and know how cute 413 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:12,359 this gal is. So Violet Voss is her name, and 414 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,000 you'll get all your influ at the end of the clip, 415 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:18,920 and then we'll talk about the av NS right after 416 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:25,400 this little new bit that I am proud to bring 417 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,559 you called Dating Tips from Perfect what's your name? Let 418 00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:32,839 Violet Voss. This is for another FM podcast and this 419 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,920 is Dating Tips from porn Stars. Awesome, all right, we 420 00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:40,400 all know confidence is king other than that, is it humor, 421 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,519 looks or money? Oh my gosh. For me, it's humor 422 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,400 and a little bit of money. All right, The money 423 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,160 always help. Yeah. Is it important for the guy to 424 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:52,880 make the first move? 425 00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:55,799 Speaker 1: Yeah? All right? 426 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:02,519 Speaker 2: Can you smell desperation? I'm mile away, I'm exuding it. 427 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,880 I know. Are you text or call? It depends, but 428 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,960 normally texts? All right? All right? And how long do 429 00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:17,079 you wait to tell a guy what you do along? 430 00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:21,720 I think it depends on the guy, but normally I 431 00:31:21,799 --> 00:31:25,279 want them to know right away. That way, there's no miscommunication. 432 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: Smart. 433 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,400 Speaker 2: Smart And where can people find you? They can find 434 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:35,599 me on x XO Violet Boss and Instagram at Violet 435 00:31:35,799 --> 00:31:42,119 Voss XO. There you go, Violet Voss. The very first 436 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:47,559 dating tips from porn stars. Now, those five questions are 437 00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:51,279 the exact same five questions that I asked every single gal. 438 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,240 And I'm going to tell you that there were some 439 00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:59,720 gals who may or may not have penises. I just 440 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:09,119 up to random booths who was available, and ay man, whatever, 441 00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:15,359 good people, good content, that's all that matters. There was 442 00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:18,640 actually even one swingers couple that I did. These are 443 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:25,599 all adult stars, and actually one of the gals with erection, 444 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,079 the trends performers, and I know I'm making light of it, 445 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:36,880 but I'm not. That may be somebody that's coming over 446 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,000 to do the show, and I've done that before on 447 00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:41,079 this show, and that was actually one of my best interviews. 448 00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:42,440 So if you go back in the archives, you can 449 00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:47,400 find that. But the AVN experience, I did not get 450 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,359 to go to the a v NS this year. We 451 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,680 went last year. It was not part of the media 452 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,599 coverage that you're allowed, which is fine. You know, I 453 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,720 did it last year and it was great. It was fun. 454 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,000 I can say I went to the AVI and awards. 455 00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:05,640 It's one of those things. But you know, we went 456 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,440 to the pre party last year. There was free drinks 457 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,480 and porn stars all over the place and it was 458 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:16,359 fucking cool. Me and Dawson hanging. This year was more 459 00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:20,480 fucking I was helping Dawson out. He was getting interviews 460 00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:25,559 for the Corolla show, so it was work and then 461 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,559 you know, go check out the expow. But this year 462 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:36,480 was I was alone and big, huge thank you mister Brian. 463 00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:38,519 I'm not going to give out your last name because 464 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:44,039 I don't want people annoying you. It was cool because 465 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,000 I basically it was just I just walked around the 466 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:51,160 expoll for a couple hours on Thursday, you know, just 467 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,319 getting the lay of the land, checking it out, seeing 468 00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:56,200 where everything is, get my media badge, YadA, YadA, YadA. 469 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,240 And I went back on Friday and I got all 470 00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,799 of these interviews. That was cool. I mean, it's just 471 00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:08,000 crowds of people and porn stars. I did notice, and 472 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,400 I don't know if it was the same guy. One 473 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,119 of the guys was waiting in line had a WWF 474 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:20,760 championship belt and the next day I saw an NXT him. 475 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:26,000 Why are you? I'm sorry, I am a fucking wrestling geek. 476 00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:32,199 I am a nerd. I admit it. There's nothing wrong 477 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,000 with it. Yes, when I had a winged eagle, I 478 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:40,039 brought it across the country and I'd made did stupid 479 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:44,440 photos with it, like with the eagle statue and Winslow Arizona. 480 00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:51,360 I knew it was not going to get me laid. 481 00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:59,400 Why would you bring a WWF championship belt or an 482 00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:05,519 NX two. Why would you bring any wrestling belt to 483 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:11,000 a porn convention. I didn't see anything about any wrestlers 484 00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:16,480 being there. Now, I may be wrong, I may be wrong. 485 00:35:16,639 --> 00:35:23,360 There may have been XECW gals there Beulah did porn. 486 00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:25,599 I know Jazz and Saint Clair wasn't there because I'm 487 00:35:25,639 --> 00:35:27,679 friends with her and she said she wasn't going to 488 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:34,239 be there. Why would you bring a why would you 489 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,079 walk around with I've seen people walking around with them 490 00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:43,159 randomly in public. I did it as a bit one. 491 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:56,599 Speaker 3: They're really heavy, I mean heavy, not like styrofoam light. 492 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,199 These things are fucking leather and metal. 493 00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:07,679 Speaker 2: They're heavy. I know this, But why one, Why are 494 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,719 you walking around with them in public? Not going to 495 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,039 a wrestling event. And there's people that I know that 496 00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:16,320 think if you bring a belt to a wrestling event, 497 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,199 you should be forced to defend it on the spot, 498 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,599 which would be hilarious. And I know the joke has 499 00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:28,039 been made many times, but I still do find that funny. 500 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,440 But why would you bring it to a porn convention? 501 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,079 I don't know, man, Just cut it off. Just give up. 502 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:47,159 I mean I've given up. Yes, I know gals in 503 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:49,360 the industry, there's no chance in hell they're gonna have 504 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,239 sex with me, especially if I'm walking around with a 505 00:36:53,360 --> 00:37:00,519 World championship fucking wrestling belt strutting around man. Hey, you 506 00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:06,159 do you because nobody else is going to trust me. 507 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:18,480 I'm living proof and I know this manly man, pretty handsome, stunning, 508 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,320 good looking man in front of you right now. If 509 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,920 you are watching the video, you would think I would 510 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,360 have trim coming out of my pores. 511 00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:31,440 Speaker 1: Nah. 512 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:37,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have time or the money or the time, 513 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:45,239 mostly the money. But back to back to the thing 514 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,519 that I'm talking about here, and now this is what 515 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,760 I wanted. I forgot to tell you guys. Now there 516 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,800 is there was a consensus, and you're going to see 517 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,440 this and all you single guys out there, you're going to, uh, 518 00:37:56,559 --> 00:37:59,800 you're gonna notice this. And I'm pissed that Scotty gave 519 00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:02,559 got you from Canada take off you hoser gave me 520 00:38:02,639 --> 00:38:05,760 a great question and that was after I was already done. 521 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:09,400 But I can save that for next year because we 522 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,559 can do this again next year with twenty one different 523 00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:17,239 gals and five different questions. But the thing that you're 524 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:23,079 gonna realize and you're gonna notice in these in these 525 00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:25,960 short little minute and a half interviews that I did. 526 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,079 One obviously you heard confidence is king. Chicks love confidence. 527 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:42,159 They love a funny guy and they don't like desperation. Desperation, desperate. 528 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,039 They can smell it from a mile away. So that 529 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,239 is what you need to take out of these interviews 530 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:57,280 because those things are huge. Communication is important, and it's weird. 531 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,320 A lot of them like the text message. They don't 532 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,920 like the phone call, which is fine by me. I 533 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:13,000 never answer my phone. Ever, I'm so bad my mother 534 00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:16,159 does not call me because I do not answer the phone. 535 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:25,159 We we text now and then and send boxer dog 536 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,880 videos to each other on fucking on Facebook. That's how 537 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,519 I talk to my mother. And I'm very excited to 538 00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:37,480 see her in a week. And uh, you know, maybe 539 00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:42,000 we give some Patreon folks some uh izzy mother coverage. 540 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,679 Why not, you guys can meet my mom. I love 541 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,719 my mom. My mom is the best. So that's where 542 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,920 you're gonna get out of these these uh these interviews. 543 00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,880 And it was fun, it was a good time. I 544 00:39:57,039 --> 00:40:00,360 I enjoyed it. I look forward to going back next 545 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,000 year and doing the exact same thing. And you know 546 00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:08,320 now that I've got this under my belt. And it 547 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,599 was different last year with Dawson because we were just 548 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,840 kind of wandering around. This year, I was on a 549 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,440 mission and I didn't know what kind of content to 550 00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:25,119 get for the Patreon. But next year it'll be a 551 00:40:25,159 --> 00:40:28,840 lot better and we'll get some try to. It's gonna 552 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,679 be tough to get you guys live stuff on the 553 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,519 cruises because I never have the uh. I never get 554 00:40:38,559 --> 00:40:42,280 the Wi Fi package because that's wasted money. Because why 555 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:47,360 would you want to sit on your phone when you're 556 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,519 on a boat with like forty five bands that you 557 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:56,719 want to see and there's lots of alcohol, even if 558 00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,920 you don't drink. Get off your phone us you really 559 00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:06,599 really need it for like work stuff, dude, there's no 560 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:12,960 reason you turn the phone off. It is cathartic. You're 561 00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:15,480 not looking at your phone every like I have mine 562 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:18,960 on me and I look at it because it's habit, 563 00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:21,920 and especially when you do fucking instacrat because all you 564 00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:25,679 do is stare at your phone and just wait, wait, 565 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,159 wait for an order. So that's all I do for 566 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,440 fucking ten to twelve hours a day for shit money. 567 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,119 But that's not your problem. Dollar sign Iszy Presley cash 568 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:46,519 real Izzy Presley. That moment I goof my kid. So yeah, 569 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,679 so I'll do my best to get you guys stuff 570 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:55,199 my Patreon, folks, while we're on the boat. Before we 571 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,000 get on the boat, behind the scenes shit as much 572 00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:01,840 as because I don't want you just don't want to 573 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,719 invade people's privacy. They gotta be okay with it. And 574 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:11,519 what is my It looks like a wishbone. If you're 575 00:42:11,519 --> 00:42:15,119 watching this on video, look at this. Oh my furrow. 576 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,159 So there's that. 577 00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:22,840 Speaker 3: Um. 578 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,719 Speaker 2: Make sure you guys do check out all of the 579 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:31,960 socials dollar sign. I'm giving my fucking cash app again. Sorry, 580 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,719 Real Lizzie Presley all the way across the board, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, 581 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,480 All that kind of stuff is down below. The website 582 00:42:38,519 --> 00:42:41,239 will be up soon. If you are coming to Vegas 583 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:46,800 to get married, I'm legal, baby. You can hire me. 584 00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:50,559 You can hire me anywhere in the country. Fly me there, 585 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,559 put me up and pay me and I will officiate 586 00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,559 your wedding anywhere in the continental United States of America 587 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:10,079 and Alaska and Hawaii or on a cruise ship. Uh yeah, 588 00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:12,199 And I always forget to tell you guys this. I 589 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,119 do have cameo as well. So cameo. I think cameo 590 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,880 is real? Is it's all real? 591 00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:19,239 Speaker 1: Is he? 592 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,880 Speaker 2: Presley? That is where you can find me, just like 593 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,760 on the Venmo except for the show page on Facebook, 594 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:29,440 which is another FN podcast. New shirts are available, and 595 00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:33,280 I gotta keep I gotta remember to put the t 596 00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:39,679 spring and the Tea Public links down there. So if 597 00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,639 you want to buy a merch The thing it sucks, 598 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,360 especially about Tea Public, is I make like two dollars 599 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,880 a fucking shirt. But hey, man, it is what it is. 600 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,599 I don't sell them off merch to have it on 601 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,119 hand and ship it up personally. If I did, I 602 00:43:58,159 --> 00:44:00,639 would fucking do it that way because it actually make 603 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,000 money on the stuff. But hey, it is what it is, 604 00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:07,280 and there is that. Now hold on and let me 605 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:17,320 hit my outro music. All right, kids, this has been 606 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:23,159 another edition of another f and podcast. I'm the host, 607 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:28,360 izz He Presley, the host of the program. Thank you 608 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,760 guys for hanging out. Thank you for if you watched 609 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,719 the entire show, if you listened to the entire show, 610 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,960 I appreciate that. I love you guys. Make sure you 611 00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:45,000 hit up all the socials real is he Presley all 612 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,119 the way across the board Twitter, it's you're on Facebook, 613 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,000 and of course the show page is another refin podcast 614 00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:58,119 and hit up those quote unquote sponsors. Look at the 615 00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:07,119 links in the description support them and support each other. 616 00:45:08,159 --> 00:45:14,719 We'll see everybody in Hollywood Wednesday night and then back 617 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,679 here to Vegas right away, maybe right after the show. 618 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:24,719 I don't know. We'll see that drive at night really sucks. 619 00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,079 Who knows. Maybe I leave early in the morning, get 620 00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:32,199 a better piece of sleep after that. Anyways, I love 621 00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,840 you guys. I'm busy. See you next week.