Speaker 1: Truly, I sighed, Toby Hall a man be the once
great chap Now I study in muffishness. No longer the
factory hungry stallion wait raised so many times before, apathetic,
wash up, aged ex champion.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy,
and I think.
Speaker 3: You know it pretty dear world.
Speaker 2: His name.
Speaker 1: Pley? What's my name?
Speaker 2: My name? Bench? Is he Presley? Ouch? Is he Presley?
WHOA that sounds a little weird?
Speaker 3: Is he presently?
Speaker 1: Is he Presley?
Speaker 2: Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky j around. Hey,
this is Jeff Lebarr. You listen to? Is he Presley?
Those aren't pillows, No, mister Lebar, Those are not pillows.
Those are ass cheeks. Hello a frigid, cold, not hot
Las Vegas. Hello world, and hello to my loyal, loyal,
loyal minions, and uh yes you want you folks that
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are not the loyalist of the minions. Those are the
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It's only five dollars a month. You get the show
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Speaker 1: To have you on.
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about the rebuilding process of another FM podcast. The phoenix
always rises from the ashes, folks, That is right. Ooh,
I forgot to take it. Sip with my goddamn beer.
Oh my goodness, that is god damn delicious. What do
I have coming up? Before we get into everything?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: This Thursday is This Wednesday night? This Wednesday night, kids,
I will be in Los Angeles. I will be in
Hollywood hosting Soundcheck Live. And let me pull up the
flyer so I can do this. Oh, do this properly,
pull up Steve for lots of the Almighty, for lots of.
Speaker 3: Umm.
Speaker 2: We are teaming up with Music Cares, local shelters, and
animal rescues to raise money, good and goods and supplies
for those in the Los Angeles music community have been
affected by the recent rash of wildfires that have ravaged
through the Greater Los Angeles Aria. The event will also
be live streamed on the sound Check Live YouTube channel.
More details to follow, kids, So, if you're gonna be
in LA on Wednesday night as you're hearing this, if
you're not one of the loyal minions on the Patreon,
come on down to sound Check Live at Hollywood Boulevard
Lucky Strike Live six six eight oh one Hollywood Boulevard
show starts at nine o'clock. Kids. It is going to
be phenomenal. I'll be coming in to host that show,
as I do every single show that they have a
less I'm on a goddamn boat. It's going to be awesome.
They have not announced anybody that is performing, but I
can just imagine I should probably click going to this,
and I'm not just interested fuckers. I'm going high class
DApp or. Izzy will be in the hiszy and you're
gonna get a serious, real hosting job out of me.
Izzy Presley, speaking of hosting two Kids, it has been announced.
It has it is live, it is real. It is
good to go.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: The Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show is coming back and
is coming back at the end of May, and let
me give you those dates as well. May thirtieth through
June first. It is going to be at the Silverton Casino.
I am hosting that, hosting all of the concerts and
all of that kind of good stuff that is going on.
And you'll hear me yapping over the PA at the
show as well, telling everybody what is going on. It
is at the Silverton Casino and the Veil Pavilion. Very
cool little venue. It is obviously a fraction of the
size of nam But here's the good thing about it.
That's even better than having to walk through fourteen different
rooms on nine different floors and a drum floor. You
can actually buy stuff at this one. You can go
to one of the booths, you can walk into Valkenburg,
you can go to my good friends at the you
know what, I should probably give them a shout out
as well. These they make replica guitars and they do
a lot of van Halen stuff and they do their
phenomenal good cats. And I'm going to tell you their
name right now, which you can find the link down
there Lock Custom Guitars, Locke Custom Guitars dot com. You
can buy on their guitars there. They have some ready.
They build them there. You want to build a guitar,
they can. They can buy sell you the shit to
build right there, and you can buy it there and
then walk out of the building with it because you
purchased it. I'm like now, or you can just look.
I'm just saying it's a good reason to come to Vegas.
It's a good reason to buy a guitar. It's a
good reason to see me. So that is what is
going on. Of course, the Monsters of Rock Cruise is
going to be in March March tenth, moving out of Miami,
and there's still time. I believe there's still a couple
of cabins available. So if you go to Monsters of
Rock Cruise dot com and you can book a cabin,
I know it's it's either sold out or it's close
to sol that. Just go on the website and click
book a cabin or get on the waiting list and
they'll get back to you, folks Monsters of Rock Cruise.
Then in April we have the Cruise of the Edge,
which is the Prog cruise, and Brian and myself will
be on there doing our karaoke thing as we do
on all of the cruises. So that is what I
got coming up right now. Of course you heard the
ten bells at the top of the show. That is
because as you all know by now, John Sykes is
no longer with us. He passed away last week. I
have not had a chance to get a show in
by then after that, and I apologize about that, but
I mean, what's left to say, dude, John Frickin' Sykes man,
what a talent, dude, White Snake, Tigers of Pantang, Thin
Lizzy Blue Murder, songwriter, guitar player, singer, phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal,
and it's something that came out of the blue. Apparently
it was cancer. They didn't tell anybody. There's reports now
and I haven't looked, but the reports are that he
actually died in December, like right around Christmas, and it
was a very well kept secret.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Obviously announced last week because the reports are. The death
certificate says twenty twenty four. So there you go with that.
I don't know what else to say about John Sykes
that hasn't been said. I never met the man. The
closest I came was one of his nephews or something
like that that I drove in LA. I tried to connect,
and that went absolutely nowhere because John just didn't do interviews.
I mean, he showed up at NAM one year and
did some interviews there, but that was really it. The
man is gone. The legacy will live on and on
and on. Of course, I did do the a VNS.
We were going to talk about them in a little
bit and I have a very important question before we
get to this. So I got some of this free lube,
and of course, you know, I tried it out because
I'm a lonely man and you know, got true free lube.
You gotta try it out. If you accidentally get lube
on your hand when you're moving the package, you don't
want to waste it. I mean, it's lube. Might as
well use it. I mean it's it's there for a reason, right,
It's there for a reason. What are we going to
get into?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, the Super Bowl is set. Yay Chiefs and Eagles. Again,
I do not know anybody that is actually excited about
this other than Chiefs Chiefs fans and Eagles fans. And
as we know, a lot of those Chiefs fans are
Swifties just because Tate Tay is in the hiszy. But
I don't know. Look, I tried watching some highlights. I
didn't watch the I didn't watch either of the games. Obviously,
I was pulling for the Bills because that is the
fan base that has felt the same shit the Vikings
fans have for Super Bowls. Granted their's were all in
a row. The NFC Championship losses, the AFC Championship losses,
the wide left, wide right. It goes on and on
and on. They've felt our pain, We've felt their pain.
So obviously I was pulling for the Bills and I
did not watch the game. I did not listen to
the game. I was working. It's just been working, and
it's all I do is work. I should be in
bed right now getting ready to get up and go
to work. I do not get days off, and as
my patreon folks know, I took the day off on Wednesday,
which was a mistake, but you know, it's good for
the sanity every once in a while. Because I take
a day off, I lose money and I have to work.
I have to work. I have to work. I go
to the AVNS. I was only there a couple hours,
but you know that's four hours out of my day.
I'm not working, and I made no money those two days,
which is coming back to bite me in the ass.
But hey man, it is what it is. That's not
what this is about. How the hell did I get
to the Super Bowl from this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, I was working. I did not listen to the
game either of the games. I listened a little bit
the end of the Eagles game. It was already a
blowoup by that it didn't matter. And as as the Chiefs,
the Chiefs and Bills were starting, the wild Game started.
So I listened to the Wild Game. And as soon
as that Wild Game was over, I flipped it on
over and I caught the very end. Part of me
I needed a sip a bear. Caught the very end
of that Bill's Chiefs game, and it was over by
It was over when I turned it on. And like
I said, I didn't watch, and I saw some highlights.
They showed one of the calls, and of course, you know,
I tweeted out at Realizzie Presley Twitter, asking my Facebook
and Patreon and Venmo. I tweeted out a picture of
referee Nick Patrick. And of course all of us wrestling
geeks know all about nWo and Nick Patrick and the
nWo referee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But look,
here's the thing. The Chiefs can get all the calls,
you still have to go out and play. This is
the deal. The Chiefs are one of the best teams
in football, and we can hate it all we want.
I don't really hate them I'm just man. I think
one of the reasons I don't hate the Chiefs is
because they still have old school uniforms, and I respect that.
As a Vikings fan, I cannot stand the Vikings uniforms.
They look like USFL rejects. They're bad. I respect the
Packers for the same reason. I mean, I can't stand
the Packers, and most importantly, I cannot stand Packer fan,
but respect that they don't change with the times. And
everybody's got these futuristic looking, shitty fucking jerseys, shitty uniforms,
Seattle the neon shit, just stop. Stop. So I don't
hate the Chiefs. I'm just over the Chiefs. And I
just wonder how many people are gonna watch the Super Bowl.
Was having a conversation with somebody at the grocery after
the game. He's like, Bro, nobody's gonna watch like he
Actually they will. They will for two reasons. One, they
want to see the Chiefs get beat, even though a
lot of people can't stand the Eagles again, those fucking
utiful go back to the Jaworski years uniforms. Those look
a lot better. Yes, I know, I sound like you know,
a fashion designer, a fashion critic, but uh good, look
at uniforms are important to me, what can I say?
And a lot of people hate the fucking Eagles because
they hate the fucking Eagles fan. That is a dramatic pause.
By the way, I'm sure they threw a fucking ad
in there because I did a dramatic pause. But but look,
it's Philly. What do you expect, dude, that's e CW territory,
that's ECW fan. That's hardcore. Yeah, they threw snowballs at
fucking Santa Claus. Yes, they will beat you up. Whatever.
I just I don't like the team. I never really have.
Would I hate if the Chiefs won again? No, three, pete,
that's pretty special. And that's the thing. Like, even towards
the end the last couple of years of Brady's runs,
I got over the hatred. I got over the oh,
fucking fucking Patriots blah blah blah, Tom Brady blah blah blah. Look,
he was fucking phenomenal, one of the best of all time.
And I refuse to say the goat because the goat
used to be a bad thing. I hate this whole
greatest of all time goat thing. Nah, stop it you
can say greatest of all time. Do not say goat
because goat used to be bad and I miss those days,
I really But I realized towards the end of Brady's
run that it was something special and we're never going
to see that ever again. Now we might with Kansas City,
who knows a lot of people think that that's what
they're trying to do. The league is pushing them, pushing them,
giving him the push, and that's why they get the calls.
But all the greats get the calls. We know that
in every sport. I mean shit, if you sneezed on
the other side of Chicago when you were playing the
bulls of foul was called against whoever was closest to Jordan.
Speaker 1: We know that.
Speaker 2: We know that's how the NBA is now, and it's
terrible and it sucks. And that's another reason why I
don't watch fucking basketball, mostly because it's not a team
sport anymore. It's one on five, it's fucking street ball.
It's it's dunks and threes, dunks and threes. There's no defense.
You can't close line anybody anymore. It's no fun. Well,
another reason too, is a lot of you might know that.
I used to be a sports writer and in the
I was covering the Timberwolves Marcus Blunt, I remember it
was Marcus Blunt. It was the last game of the season.
Timberwolves lost, of course, and they a lot of the
guys are cleaning out the lockers and there was a
rookie and I can't remember what rookie it was that
that year. Maybe it was Randy Foy, I don't know.
I wasn't Randy. He had been there already. I was
getting a shoe signed by everybody on the team, and
he went up to Marcus Blunt. He goes, I'm a rookie,
would you sign my shoe? Of having everybody sign, He's
like with and left. That's when I knew basketball was
fucking disgusting. Still covered it for a few years while
I was still doing it, but you know, you do
it for the experience, you do it for the exposure,
and YadA, YadA YadA. And I had fun. Don't get
me wrong, it was cool to be there. But that's
that's when the bad taste really started towards basketball for me,
because then I realized it's not about the crest on
the front. It's about the name on the back. And
that's why I love fucking hockey and baseball, because it's
all about the fucking the titties part of me for
one second while I blow my nose. So yeah, I mean,
I don't really have a I don't care. I don't,
I don't. I doubt I'll watch it, but I'm sure
I probably will because that's the week that my mom
is in town. I'm gonna pull that off. I have
no fucking idea. Oh yeah, speaking of that, especially to
my Patreon folks, you might go a few days without
a show because I do do special shows just for
the Patreon only kids, and because I might not have
internet a few days. We'll see about that. Anyways, that's
fucking besides the point. So this weekend I wanted to
stay home. I wanted to do nothing, but I had
to go out a little bit because I wanted to
see these shows and I wanted to report on them
for you guys. Pat Travers, who I've seen multiple times
Monsters of Rock, Crewise and Monsters on the Mountain or
the Music Mountain Music Festival it's called now. He was phenomenal.
I got there too late. I missed John Zito, who
of course is in the count seventy seven band. Phenomenal player,
great singer, great vibe. I've seen him before, but uh,
so I went down. I checked out a little Pat Travers.
He sung like Pat Travers, What the fucking he says,
Pat fucking Travers. Great for allergies. Oh, I should have
did that before the show. Pat's a nice guy too,
I've I've met him. He's jammed. He played on the
Uh on the When You Hear, was on the Monster's
Rock Cruise. He played in the Cruiser Jam, which was
really fucking cool. It was him and Stevie d and
Russ Dwarf and two cruisers, three cruisers. Him in three
was chips enough on that. I know he played something.
He might have played that song. I don't fucking know,
but uh played by guitar. It's like, fuck, just plug
it straight in perfect. It's fucking cool. So he was great.
Marty Friedman was the next night, and Patrick Kennison from
Leda's Band and Nicki Stringfield, his wife from the Iron Maidens,
have an acoustic duo since they're married, and I know
that's put two and two together. They're married, and they played.
They both played guitar and they both sang and oh
my god, they have an acoustic duo and they were great.
They run tracks but two acoustic guitars and tracks for
all original stuff except for a cover at the end.
It was fine. I mean, for what they're doing, they
didn't have to bring out a fucking band, so it
is what it is. Oh, but they were great. Marty
Freedman was phenomenal. I didn't stay for the whole show either,
just fucking beat. I'm tired, broke, you know. I wanted
to stay and get ship faced, but I can't because
I have to get up and work. It is what
it is, man, It's not your problem, it's mine. You're
going till you can't go no more. But Friedman was
was great. And it's not a noodle fest. It's you know,
it's a band and there's songs, not much vocals. It
was a couple of vocals here and there. But it
was a heard of me. It was a bad ass,
badass sound. It was a band firing on all his
powerful band and I mean that's like like John five
is phenomenal, But I heard it like a guitar clinic
and that gets boring. Just he plays all the notes
and then some. And trust me, Friedman played a lot
of notes. But it was in a band setting. It
was cool, it was he sounded phenomenal. I mean, of course,
he's a fucking savant. Still bummed I couldn't bring that
interview to you guys, But hey man, it is what
it is. Life goes on. Godspeed to your brother, have
a great tour. So if Marty Freeman is coming to
your town, make sure you check that out. So here
is what we're gonna do, kids, Here's what we're gonna do.
So I was at the av Ends and I was
there doing media, and I was getting content for you guys.
That's why I lost money for you. Why because I
love you and because I am dedicated to this I
am dedicated to the phoenix rising from the ashes. I
am dead catered to this show, and I am dedicated
to you listeners and absolutely even more you loyal minions
in the Patreon Patreon dot com slash is he real?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: Presently? It's only five dollars a month, I tell you that.
And I was thinking, what am I going to do
for you guys?
Speaker 1: What? What? You know? What?
Speaker 2: Again? I just tried to get a couple of interviews. Well,
that's going to happen. Made some connections somebody that I
knew on Twitter that I finally met in person and
she knew who I was. And then another gal that
I met I didn't meet meet, but I was in
the vicinity of which I know sounds really fucking creepy,
but it's not like that who I officially met. And
she wants to come on the show too. So we're
gonna get a couple of guests out of this, and
the first one might be as early as next month.
We'll see Shena be back in Vegas. We swap numbers
so we can maybe get her on. And I'm not
going to tell you who what fun is that? But
I can tell you this. I did get about twenty
one bits, all different gals and the theme of the bit.
If you saw this on the Twitter or the Instagram
or the Facebook, another refer podcast on Facebook and it's
on there. The first gal that we got for you,
E where's that? God? Damn? Where is where is? Where is?
Where is it?
Speaker 1: It? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do?
Speaker 2: You would think I'd be more prepared, but you've been
listening to this show long enough that that preparation. Violet
Voss is the very first one and what we did,
and I did this with twenty other gals twenty yeah,
twenty one bits, twenty other gals, which I'm going to
be able to spread out over the year. It is
not going to be every week. Maybe every other week.
Maybe it's every week. I don't know, whatever you guys want,
but I don't want to waste them all because there's
fifty six, you know, weeks and a year, so that's
fifty six shows. So maybe we spread it out every
other week. Dating Tips from Porn Stars. And we've got video,
so there's a good reason to go watch the video.
And I already posted the video on the Patreon, so
my patreon folks know what's coming and know how cute
this gal is. So Violet Voss is her name, and
you'll get all your influ at the end of the clip,
and then we'll talk about the av NS right after
this little new bit that I am proud to bring
you called Dating Tips from Perfect what's your name? Let
Violet Voss. This is for another FM podcast and this
is Dating Tips from porn Stars. Awesome, all right, we
all know confidence is king other than that, is it humor,
looks or money? Oh my gosh. For me, it's humor
and a little bit of money. All right, The money
always help. Yeah. Is it important for the guy to
make the first move?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2: Can you smell desperation? I'm mile away, I'm exuding it.
I know. Are you text or call? It depends, but
normally texts? All right? All right? And how long do
you wait to tell a guy what you do along?
I think it depends on the guy, but normally I
want them to know right away. That way, there's no miscommunication.
Speaker 1: Smart.
Speaker 2: Smart And where can people find you? They can find
me on x XO Violet Boss and Instagram at Violet
Voss XO. There you go, Violet Voss. The very first
dating tips from porn stars. Now, those five questions are
the exact same five questions that I asked every single gal.
And I'm going to tell you that there were some
gals who may or may not have penises. I just
up to random booths who was available, and ay man, whatever,
good people, good content, that's all that matters. There was
actually even one swingers couple that I did. These are
all adult stars, and actually one of the gals with erection,
the trends performers, and I know I'm making light of it,
but I'm not. That may be somebody that's coming over
to do the show, and I've done that before on
this show, and that was actually one of my best interviews.
So if you go back in the archives, you can
find that. But the AVN experience, I did not get
to go to the a v NS this year. We
went last year. It was not part of the media
coverage that you're allowed, which is fine. You know, I
did it last year and it was great. It was fun.
I can say I went to the AVI and awards.
It's one of those things. But you know, we went
to the pre party last year. There was free drinks
and porn stars all over the place and it was
fucking cool. Me and Dawson hanging. This year was more
fucking I was helping Dawson out. He was getting interviews
for the Corolla show, so it was work and then
you know, go check out the expow. But this year
was I was alone and big, huge thank you mister Brian.
I'm not going to give out your last name because
I don't want people annoying you. It was cool because
I basically it was just I just walked around the
expoll for a couple hours on Thursday, you know, just
getting the lay of the land, checking it out, seeing
where everything is, get my media badge, YadA, YadA, YadA.
And I went back on Friday and I got all
of these interviews. That was cool. I mean, it's just
crowds of people and porn stars. I did notice, and
I don't know if it was the same guy. One
of the guys was waiting in line had a WWF
championship belt and the next day I saw an NXT him.
Why are you? I'm sorry, I am a fucking wrestling geek.
I am a nerd. I admit it. There's nothing wrong
with it. Yes, when I had a winged eagle, I
brought it across the country and I'd made did stupid
photos with it, like with the eagle statue and Winslow Arizona.
I knew it was not going to get me laid.
Why would you bring a WWF championship belt or an
NX two. Why would you bring any wrestling belt to
a porn convention. I didn't see anything about any wrestlers
being there. Now, I may be wrong, I may be wrong.
There may have been XECW gals there Beulah did porn.
I know Jazz and Saint Clair wasn't there because I'm
friends with her and she said she wasn't going to
be there. Why would you bring a why would you
walk around with I've seen people walking around with them
randomly in public. I did it as a bit one.
Speaker 3: They're really heavy, I mean heavy, not like styrofoam light.
These things are fucking leather and metal.
Speaker 2: They're heavy. I know this, But why one, Why are
you walking around with them in public? Not going to
a wrestling event. And there's people that I know that
think if you bring a belt to a wrestling event,
you should be forced to defend it on the spot,
which would be hilarious. And I know the joke has
been made many times, but I still do find that funny.
But why would you bring it to a porn convention?
I don't know, man, Just cut it off. Just give up.
I mean I've given up. Yes, I know gals in
the industry, there's no chance in hell they're gonna have
sex with me, especially if I'm walking around with a
World championship fucking wrestling belt strutting around man. Hey, you
do you because nobody else is going to trust me.
I'm living proof and I know this manly man, pretty handsome, stunning,
good looking man in front of you right now. If
you are watching the video, you would think I would
have trim coming out of my pores.
Speaker 1: Nah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have time or the money or the time,
mostly the money. But back to back to the thing
that I'm talking about here, and now this is what
I wanted. I forgot to tell you guys. Now there
is there was a consensus, and you're going to see
this and all you single guys out there, you're going to, uh,
you're gonna notice this. And I'm pissed that Scotty gave
got you from Canada take off you hoser gave me
a great question and that was after I was already done.
But I can save that for next year because we
can do this again next year with twenty one different
gals and five different questions. But the thing that you're
gonna realize and you're gonna notice in these in these
short little minute and a half interviews that I did.
One obviously you heard confidence is king. Chicks love confidence.
They love a funny guy and they don't like desperation. Desperation, desperate.
They can smell it from a mile away. So that
is what you need to take out of these interviews
because those things are huge. Communication is important, and it's weird.
A lot of them like the text message. They don't
like the phone call, which is fine by me. I
never answer my phone. Ever, I'm so bad my mother
does not call me because I do not answer the phone.
We we text now and then and send boxer dog
videos to each other on fucking on Facebook. That's how
I talk to my mother. And I'm very excited to
see her in a week. And uh, you know, maybe
we give some Patreon folks some uh izzy mother coverage.
Why not, you guys can meet my mom. I love
my mom. My mom is the best. So that's where
you're gonna get out of these these uh these interviews.
And it was fun, it was a good time. I
I enjoyed it. I look forward to going back next
year and doing the exact same thing. And you know
now that I've got this under my belt. And it
was different last year with Dawson because we were just
kind of wandering around. This year, I was on a
mission and I didn't know what kind of content to
get for the Patreon. But next year it'll be a
lot better and we'll get some try to. It's gonna
be tough to get you guys live stuff on the
cruises because I never have the uh. I never get
the Wi Fi package because that's wasted money. Because why
would you want to sit on your phone when you're
on a boat with like forty five bands that you
want to see and there's lots of alcohol, even if
you don't drink. Get off your phone us you really
really need it for like work stuff, dude, there's no
reason you turn the phone off. It is cathartic. You're
not looking at your phone every like I have mine
on me and I look at it because it's habit,
and especially when you do fucking instacrat because all you
do is stare at your phone and just wait, wait,
wait for an order. So that's all I do for
fucking ten to twelve hours a day for shit money.
But that's not your problem. Dollar sign Iszy Presley cash
real Izzy Presley. That moment I goof my kid. So yeah,
so I'll do my best to get you guys stuff
my Patreon, folks, while we're on the boat. Before we
get on the boat, behind the scenes shit as much
as because I don't want you just don't want to
invade people's privacy. They gotta be okay with it. And
what is my It looks like a wishbone. If you're
watching this on video, look at this. Oh my furrow.
So there's that.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 2: Make sure you guys do check out all of the
socials dollar sign. I'm giving my fucking cash app again. Sorry,
Real Lizzie Presley all the way across the board, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook,
All that kind of stuff is down below. The website
will be up soon. If you are coming to Vegas
to get married, I'm legal, baby. You can hire me.
You can hire me anywhere in the country. Fly me there,
put me up and pay me and I will officiate
your wedding anywhere in the continental United States of America
and Alaska and Hawaii or on a cruise ship. Uh yeah,
And I always forget to tell you guys this. I
do have cameo as well. So cameo. I think cameo
is real? Is it's all real?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: Presley? That is where you can find me, just like
on the Venmo except for the show page on Facebook,
which is another FN podcast. New shirts are available, and
I gotta keep I gotta remember to put the t
spring and the Tea Public links down there. So if
you want to buy a merch The thing it sucks,
especially about Tea Public, is I make like two dollars
a fucking shirt. But hey, man, it is what it is.
I don't sell them off merch to have it on
hand and ship it up personally. If I did, I
would fucking do it that way because it actually make
money on the stuff. But hey, it is what it is,
and there is that. Now hold on and let me
hit my outro music. All right, kids, this has been
another edition of another f and podcast. I'm the host,
izz He Presley, the host of the program. Thank you
guys for hanging out. Thank you for if you watched
the entire show, if you listened to the entire show,
I appreciate that. I love you guys. Make sure you
hit up all the socials real is he Presley all
the way across the board Twitter, it's you're on Facebook,
and of course the show page is another refin podcast
and hit up those quote unquote sponsors. Look at the
links in the description support them and support each other.
We'll see everybody in Hollywood Wednesday night and then back
here to Vegas right away, maybe right after the show.
I don't know. We'll see that drive at night really sucks.
Who knows. Maybe I leave early in the morning, get
a better piece of sleep after that. Anyways, I love
you guys. I'm busy. See you next week.