Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. The Daily Comedy News podcast is like
Speaker 1: real life. If you didn't listen to the Weekend. It
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. The Weekend was silly and
Speaker 1: there was some alcohol involved. But now it's Monday morning,
Speaker 1: and Monday mornings are kind of like, uh, I hate
Speaker 1: Monday morning. So we're gonna talk about politics. Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Roywood Junior to
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone. They were curious, politics in America can feel
Speaker 1: pretty bleak right now. How do you even begin to
Speaker 1: make it funny? Roywood Junior said, I think you make
Speaker 1: it truthful first, and from there fuddy will follow. There
Speaker 1: are a lot of things happening right now that you
Speaker 1: can't necessarily go, well, what's the funny part of all
Speaker 1: the deportations? But if you go, what's the funny part
Speaker 1: about the policies or the hypocrisy of it, or National
Speaker 1: Guard troops sleeping in public because you sent them there
Speaker 1: without hotel accommodations, you can find the moments of truth
Speaker 1: in the midst of all this calamity, and through that
Speaker 1: you're able to find the humor. Roy said, there's always
Speaker 1: some injustice. There's always somebody dead that shouldn't have dined.
Speaker 1: I've been doing comedy for twenty seven to twenty eight
Speaker 1: years now, so there isn't some sort of oh, what
Speaker 1: they're doing, what now? Well, let me really dial in
Speaker 1: and make it funny. I don't think any comedian that
Speaker 1: tacks issues in this world is doing anything different than
Speaker 1: they were ten or fifteen years ago. John Oliver, John Stewart,
Speaker 1: Bill Mard, take your pick. They're doing what they've always done,
Speaker 1: but feels different, affects you differently. Water tastes different when
Speaker 1: you're thirsty. I don't think any comedian sits down to
Speaker 1: write the joke that's going to heal you. I see
Speaker 1: you're in pain, Try this joke. We're here to provide
Speaker 1: escape the solutions. That's not our responsibility. Joe Rogan, who
Speaker 1: might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. I've
Speaker 1: got a story that I haven't been able to get to.
Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow. Joe Rogan suggested President Trump should replace Gavin
Speaker 1: Newsom as governor of California and fix California after Trump
Speaker 1: finishes his second term as US President. Rogan said, just
Speaker 1: take over California and fix it. It'd be hilarious. If
Speaker 1: he did, it would be one of the funniest things
Speaker 1: of all time if an eighty two year old man
Speaker 1: steps into the office of governor of California. Brogan said
Speaker 1: he recently spoke with a friend who he's leaving Los
Speaker 1: Angeles because that friend can't stand the state's politics anymore.
Speaker 1: Rogan said, it's like everybody went crazy. It's like there's
Speaker 1: something that happened because of the pandemic and the Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter protests and the riots and all the chaos.
Speaker 1: Whatever the temperature of the society was, it hit societal
Speaker 1: global warming where it's like it's time to investigate greenland,
Speaker 1: It's time to move north, Like this is a bad climate. Now,
Speaker 1: this sucks. Now as why is this? Joe Rogan may
Speaker 1: or may not be. There is a flaw in his logic.
Speaker 1: You see, the next California gubernatorial election is in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six, so Trump wouldn't be able to run until
Speaker 1: the twenty thirty election, at which point President Donald Trump
Speaker 1: would be eighty four years old. News we caught up
Speaker 1: with Leslie Jones. They covered a whole bunch of topics.
Speaker 1: One thing I thought was interesting, She says, I don't
Speaker 1: think it is now. But I think when I first
Speaker 1: came out, it was harder for women to have blue
Speaker 1: comedic material. I think now it's more open for us
Speaker 1: just to be as dirty as the men. New topic,
Speaker 1: Leslie feels there has to be a change in Late Night.
Speaker 1: When you look at Late Night, all you see is
Speaker 1: white men in blue suits. And I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: they're not bomb. I love Jimmy, I love Seth, I
Speaker 1: love Stephen Colbert, but it's all we've ever seen. Wait,
Speaker 1: which Jimmy's you love? She said, I love Jimmy, I
Speaker 1: love Seth, I love Stephen Colbert. Now in that order,
Speaker 1: Seth is on? In was her brain thinking NBC? Does
Speaker 1: she love Jimmy Kimmel but not love Jimmy Fallon? Should
Speaker 1: I start a controversy? Leslie's view is that the Late
Speaker 1: Night's shake up includes better writing and a woman host,
Speaker 1: ideally a black woman like herself, and more love coming
Speaker 1: through the TV. She's asked about the new season of
Speaker 1: SNL and said, when you leave SNL, you don't pay
Speaker 1: attention to what's going on. I do know they don't
Speaker 1: have a black woman on there. That's one thing I
Speaker 1: have paid attention to. Peacock announced the official premiere for
Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish Goes Off, a new docu series out November thirteenth.
Speaker 1: The new series follows Tiffany Hannish and her childhood friends
Speaker 1: as they explore the continent of Africa. Six episodes. The
Speaker 1: women travel to places including Cape Town, Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe,
Speaker 1: and Zanzibar. We're told throughout the trip they take on
Speaker 1: new adventures, deep in their lifelong friendship and explore personal
Speaker 1: connections to the continent. The raw, vulnerable, and unpredictable version
Speaker 1: of Tiffany Handish will leave the viewer crying with laughter
Speaker 1: and sobbing from heartfelt, relatable and real time self healing.
Speaker 1: Bert Kreischer had Sebastian manascalgo on. Sebastian recently played the
Speaker 1: Rhea I Comedy Festival. This was on the Two Bears
Speaker 1: One Cave podcast. Now, I haven't had a chance to
Speaker 1: listen to this yet, but I was curious. Did Bert
Speaker 1: Kreischer ask Sebastian about the reod comedy Festival? But I
Speaker 1: did a search on the transcript. Now, how I do this?
Speaker 1: As I open up on my desktop computer, and I
Speaker 1: phrased it that way because I'm from nineteen eighty On
Speaker 1: my desktop computer, I opened up the Apple podcast app
Speaker 1: and I did a search for find. I searched for
Speaker 1: the word Riod. Nothing came up. I searched for the
Speaker 1: word Saudi. Nothing came up, and I was like, hmm,
Speaker 1: perhaps search isn't working. I should test this. So I
Speaker 1: searched for the word pasta, and pasta did come up
Speaker 1: in context in the transcript. I don't know who's saying this,
Speaker 1: but the words are they go out to dinner and
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, can we get the pasta with it? Oh,
Speaker 1: we don't do that anymore. You don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like you get upset that you can't share that
Speaker 1: experience with somebody else. So that's what they talked about
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Bert Kreischer was very very excited about
Speaker 1: this interview with Sebastian Maniscalco just back from the comedy
Speaker 1: Festival that he shared this hilarious clip. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I love where you shot it so good. It's expensive.
Speaker 1: You're such an ability to make me giggle that I
Speaker 1: can't figure out You and Ny Pargott to the two
Speaker 1: people who can make me laugh, and I can't figure
Speaker 1: out how to replicate what you do. That's it. You're done.
Speaker 1: Do you need to do anything else? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: What else do you have to do on top of
Speaker 1: the stand up comedy? I mean, you're you're a guy
Speaker 1: who's dabbling in a lot of facets of entertainment. How
Speaker 1: long is this going to go on? I'm sure you
Speaker 1: guys are all asking you, like, how long we have
Speaker 1: to come to this house? I s's probably finished the
Speaker 1: Jim Gaffigan Bourbon article right otherwise it'll be like December thirtieth,
Speaker 1: and I'll want to have pre taped the day and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, John, you did three quarters of that
Speaker 1: article four months ago. Why is this coming up today?
Speaker 1: Did you pre tape today? And the answer will be yes.
Speaker 1: But instead I'll just clear it out right now in
Speaker 1: case you missed the weekend, and you should go back
Speaker 1: and listen. Because Johnny Mack was entertaining himself. Jim Gaffigan
Speaker 1: sat down with Garden and Gun and I'm still confused
Speaker 1: why the website is called Garden and Gun and the
Speaker 1: topic is Jim Gaffigan's love of bourbon. We also learned
Speaker 1: yesterday Jim Gaffigan is afraid to offend anyone. Lest he
Speaker 1: lose even one person in the audience, he'll couch everything safely.
Speaker 1: Jim said, what I've learned through my stand up is
Speaker 1: that when I come up with material while I make
Speaker 1: fun of something, I'll then go do that thing. I
Speaker 1: made fun of hiking, I enjoy hiking. I made fun
Speaker 1: of grapefruit juice. I love grapefruit juice. Now maybe he
Speaker 1: should start making fun of not calling people back who
Speaker 1: helped his career early in the serious days. Sorry, I digress,
Speaker 1: Jim said, I'm from the Midwest, and one of those
Speaker 1: was making fun of all those Midwestern dads with basement bars.
Speaker 1: And now I have a bar I constructed, but share
Speaker 1: a drink with my brothers and their spouses in that bar.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite moments. Now. Tom Wilms, who
Speaker 1: for Garden Gun, asked Jim gaffigin all these questions, they
Speaker 1: did a lightning round. Question number one, what's the best
Speaker 1: time of a bourbon? Jim, I'm not a day drinker,
Speaker 1: and usually like two and done. Oh, he's a lightweight.
Speaker 1: But if I'm here in Louisville and we're sampling, and
Speaker 1: it's a whole different thing. Question number two, neat rocks
Speaker 1: or cocktail Jim. I'm a big rock guy, but I
Speaker 1: like it neat and has to be of a certain
Speaker 1: quality to be neat. I do like things cold. I
Speaker 1: mean I look like a snowman. I should like ice.
Speaker 1: Hilarious Jim. Question number three, what's your best worst dad joke?
Speaker 1: Jim Gaffikin said, Here's the thing about dad jokes. The
Speaker 1: enjoyment that a father feels and doing a dad joke
Speaker 1: is the discomfort inflicks on the child. It's not about
Speaker 1: it being funny. Like eight year olds, they think it's funny,
Speaker 1: they're figuring it out, they're dumb. But it's about the
Speaker 1: annoyance it provides to a teenager. It's the punishment of it.
Speaker 1: Spinal Tap is back yet again. No, this isn't a rerun,
Speaker 1: this isn't a three month old episode. This is new
Speaker 1: news about spinal Tap. They've announced a concert movie, Spinal
Speaker 1: Tap at Stonehenge, the final finale. Good title you see.
Speaker 1: Spinal Tap at Stonehenge the Final Finale captures a secretly
Speaker 1: staged concert at the famed megalithic structure in England. It
Speaker 1: features appearances from Shania Twain, Eric Clapton and Josh Grobin.
Speaker 1: It'll be on IMA twenty twenty six. It is described
Speaker 1: as the first ever rock concert at the historic English
Speaker 1: Heritage site. Some fact trekkers pointed out, dude, the Thompson
Speaker 1: Twins played there. Bleeker Street CEO Kent Sanderson said in
Speaker 1: a statement, I'm sold. This is it. They're really serious
Speaker 1: this time. Well, this is ostensibly the end. How fitting
Speaker 1: it is that the actual probab will send off a
Speaker 1: shot historically at Stonehenge, the mysterious landmark that we now
Speaker 1: know must have been erected thousands of years ago purely
Speaker 1: to serve as the setting for the last act of
Speaker 1: spinal tap. Congratulations to bj Novak, you know him from
Speaker 1: the office. Well, Fox has taken an equity stake in
Speaker 1: his chain food service. Do you know this chain started
Speaker 1: as a West Hollywood parking lot pop up in which
Speaker 1: a Michelin star chef crafted homages to nostalgic chain restaurant classics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did collabs with Taco Bell. You know, I could
Speaker 1: go for some Taco Bell today. Maybe I'll take a ride.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Taco Bell hits the spot like I teach on
Speaker 1: Monday nights and for some reason at like eight forty
Speaker 1: five five pm on a Monday night driving home. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch Monday night football, the like super basic,
Speaker 1: Taco Bell, Beef, Taco Soft, nothing on. It just hits
Speaker 1: the spot. I know some of you think it's like
Speaker 1: meat like product wrapped in paper, but it hits the
Speaker 1: spot sometimes. Anyway, with collabs with Taco Bell and Beizza
Speaker 1: Hut Jack in the box, we need some jack in
Speaker 1: the boxes on the East coast. Oh, I was just
Speaker 1: out in la In and out Burger is the jam,
Speaker 1: you guys. We got to get that. In New Jersey Pepsi,
Speaker 1: Duncan and Banda Express on the menu. Chain pop Ups
Speaker 1: became one of the hottest tickets in town. Now, what
Speaker 1: is this development deal? I don't understand it either. Apparently
Speaker 1: Chain Media gets a first loop development deal at Fox
Speaker 1: with the potential for original content placement on Gordon Ramsey's
Speaker 1: food content platform Bite and in vertical videos on Holywater.
Speaker 1: What's holy Water? Apparently it's an AI microdramas producer and
Speaker 1: platform bj Novak said, food continues to define culture. It's
Speaker 1: how we celebrate, it's how we remember, it's how we connect.
Speaker 1: No one understands how to turn culinary storytelling into cultural obsession.
Speaker 1: Like Fox Entertainment and studio Ramsey Global, we're excited to
Speaker 1: work together to bring chain experiences to more people. Jud
Speaker 1: Appetel joked that Adam Sandler, the great traumatic actor, blew
Speaker 1: him off after booking SNL. Jud used to room with
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler. Yeah, they were living together when Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: auditioned for SNL. Judd said, it was a fun time
Speaker 1: because all we were doing every day was trying to
Speaker 1: write jokes and get up on stage of the improfit
Speaker 1: night and tell those jokes. We were very focused. We
Speaker 1: didn't have much more to our lives. We had no
Speaker 1: responsibility whatsoever, and we were just hustling. We all knew
Speaker 1: Adam was going to make it. He was just remarkably
Speaker 1: funny to be around, really and had so much charisma,
Speaker 1: so we all thought it was going to happen. We
Speaker 1: were just interested to see how it was going to happen,
Speaker 1: and then it did. One day Adam Sandler said I'm
Speaker 1: going to go audition for Saturday Night Live, and the
Speaker 1: next day he said, I got it. Then he left
Speaker 1: me alone in the apartment. Jud has a new book,
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler wrote a blurb before the book, saying, jud
Speaker 1: Appatols put together an amazing scrap book of his life
Speaker 1: and career. The best part there's a lot of pictures,
Speaker 1: and the stuff that isn't pictures you don't even have
Speaker 1: to look at now. If you do read the words,
Speaker 1: you'll be delighted. But again, personally, I didn't. And Amy
Speaker 1: Schumer posted a selfie on Instagram while wearing a sports bra. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She captioned it no filter, no filler, no clean mirror.
Speaker 1: She was showing off her weight loss. And then it's
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