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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. The Daily Comedy News podcast is like

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<v Speaker 1>real life. If you didn't listen to the Weekend. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of fun. The Weekend was silly and

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<v Speaker 1>there was some alcohol involved. But now it's Monday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and Monday mornings are kind of like, uh, I hate

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<v Speaker 1>Monday morning. So we're gonna talk about politics. Hi, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Roywood Junior to

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<v Speaker 1>Rolling Stone. They were curious, politics in America can feel

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<v Speaker 1>pretty bleak right now. How do you even begin to

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<v Speaker 1>make it funny? Roywood Junior said, I think you make

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<v Speaker 1>it truthful first, and from there fuddy will follow. There

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<v Speaker 1>are a lot of things happening right now that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't necessarily go, well, what's the funny part of all

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<v Speaker 1>the deportations? But if you go, what's the funny part

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<v Speaker 1>about the policies or the hypocrisy of it, or National

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<v Speaker 1>Guard troops sleeping in public because you sent them there

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<v Speaker 1>without hotel accommodations, you can find the moments of truth

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<v Speaker 1>in the midst of all this calamity, and through that

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<v Speaker 1>you're able to find the humor. Roy said, there's always

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<v Speaker 1>some injustice. There's always somebody dead that shouldn't have dined.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing comedy for twenty seven to twenty eight

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<v Speaker 1>years now, so there isn't some sort of oh, what

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing, what now? Well, let me really dial in

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<v Speaker 1>and make it funny. I don't think any comedian that

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<v Speaker 1>tacks issues in this world is doing anything different than

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<v Speaker 1>they were ten or fifteen years ago. John Oliver, John Stewart,

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Mard, take your pick. They're doing what they've always done,

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<v Speaker 1>but feels different, affects you differently. Water tastes different when

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<v Speaker 1>you're thirsty. I don't think any comedian sits down to

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<v Speaker 1>write the joke that's going to heal you. I see

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<v Speaker 1>you're in pain, Try this joke. We're here to provide

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<v Speaker 1>escape the solutions. That's not our responsibility. Joe Rogan, who

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<v Speaker 1>might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a story that I haven't been able to get to.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe tomorrow. Joe Rogan suggested President Trump should replace Gavin

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<v Speaker 1>Newsom as governor of California and fix California after Trump

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<v Speaker 1>finishes his second term as US President. Rogan said, just

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<v Speaker 1>take over California and fix it. It'd be hilarious. If

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<v Speaker 1>he did, it would be one of the funniest things

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<v Speaker 1>of all time if an eighty two year old man

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<v Speaker 1>steps into the office of governor of California. Brogan said

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<v Speaker 1>he recently spoke with a friend who he's leaving Los

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<v Speaker 1>Angeles because that friend can't stand the state's politics anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Rogan said, it's like everybody went crazy. It's like there's

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<v Speaker 1>something that happened because of the pandemic and the Black

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<v Speaker 1>Lives Matter protests and the riots and all the chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever the temperature of the society was, it hit societal

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<v Speaker 1>global warming where it's like it's time to investigate greenland,

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to move north, Like this is a bad climate. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this sucks. Now as why is this? Joe Rogan may

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<v Speaker 1>or may not be. There is a flaw in his logic.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, the next California gubernatorial election is in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six, so Trump wouldn't be able to run until

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty thirty election, at which point President Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>would be eighty four years old. News we caught up

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<v Speaker 1>with Leslie Jones. They covered a whole bunch of topics.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing I thought was interesting, She says, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it is now. But I think when I first

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<v Speaker 1>came out, it was harder for women to have blue

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<v Speaker 1>comedic material. I think now it's more open for us

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<v Speaker 1>just to be as dirty as the men. New topic,

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie feels there has to be a change in Late Night.

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<v Speaker 1>When you look at Late Night, all you see is

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<v Speaker 1>white men in blue suits. And I'm not saying that

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<v Speaker 1>they're not bomb. I love Jimmy, I love Seth, I

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<v Speaker 1>love Stephen Colbert, but it's all we've ever seen. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>which Jimmy's you love? She said, I love Jimmy, I

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<v Speaker 1>love Seth, I love Stephen Colbert. Now in that order,

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<v Speaker 1>Seth is on? In was her brain thinking NBC? Does

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<v Speaker 1>she love Jimmy Kimmel but not love Jimmy Fallon? Should

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<v Speaker 1>I start a controversy? Leslie's view is that the Late

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<v Speaker 1>Night's shake up includes better writing and a woman host,

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<v Speaker 1>ideally a black woman like herself, and more love coming

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<v Speaker 1>through the TV. She's asked about the new season of

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<v Speaker 1>SNL and said, when you leave SNL, you don't pay

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<v Speaker 1>attention to what's going on. I do know they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a black woman on there. That's one thing I

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<v Speaker 1>have paid attention to. Peacock announced the official premiere for

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<v Speaker 1>Tiffany Hattish Goes Off, a new docu series out November thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>The new series follows Tiffany Hannish and her childhood friends

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<v Speaker 1>as they explore the continent of Africa. Six episodes. The

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<v Speaker 1>women travel to places including Cape Town, Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe,

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<v Speaker 1>and Zanzibar. We're told throughout the trip they take on

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<v Speaker 1>new adventures, deep in their lifelong friendship and explore personal

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<v Speaker 1>connections to the continent. The raw, vulnerable, and unpredictable version

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<v Speaker 1>of Tiffany Handish will leave the viewer crying with laughter

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<v Speaker 1>and sobbing from heartfelt, relatable and real time self healing.

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<v Speaker 1>Bert Kreischer had Sebastian manascalgo on. Sebastian recently played the

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<v Speaker 1>Rhea I Comedy Festival. This was on the Two Bears

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<v Speaker 1>One Cave podcast. Now, I haven't had a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this yet, but I was curious. Did Bert

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<v Speaker 1>Kreischer ask Sebastian about the reod comedy Festival? But I

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<v Speaker 1>did a search on the transcript. Now, how I do this?

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<v Speaker 1>As I open up on my desktop computer, and I

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<v Speaker 1>phrased it that way because I'm from nineteen eighty On

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<v Speaker 1>my desktop computer, I opened up the Apple podcast app

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<v Speaker 1>and I did a search for find. I searched for

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<v Speaker 1>the word Riod. Nothing came up. I searched for the

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<v Speaker 1>word Saudi. Nothing came up, and I was like, hmm,

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps search isn't working. I should test this. So I

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<v Speaker 1>searched for the word pasta, and pasta did come up

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<v Speaker 1>in context in the transcript. I don't know who's saying this,

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<v Speaker 1>but the words are they go out to dinner and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, hey, can we get the pasta with it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't do that anymore. You don't do that anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you get upset that you can't share that

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<v Speaker 1>experience with somebody else. So that's what they talked about

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast. Bert Kreischer was very very excited about

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<v Speaker 1>this interview with Sebastian Maniscalco just back from the comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Festival that he shared this hilarious clip. It was phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>I love where you shot it so good. It's expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such an ability to make me giggle that I

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<v Speaker 1>can't figure out You and Ny Pargott to the two

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<v Speaker 1>people who can make me laugh, and I can't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how to replicate what you do. That's it. You're done.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need to do anything else? What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you have to do on top of

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<v Speaker 1>the stand up comedy? I mean, you're you're a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's dabbling in a lot of facets of entertainment. How

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<v Speaker 1>long is this going to go on? I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are all asking you, like, how long we have

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<v Speaker 1>to come to this house? I s's probably finished the

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffigan Bourbon article right otherwise it'll be like December thirtieth,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll want to have pre taped the day and

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be like, John, you did three quarters of that

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<v Speaker 1>article four months ago. Why is this coming up today?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you pre tape today? And the answer will be yes.

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<v Speaker 1>But instead I'll just clear it out right now in

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<v Speaker 1>case you missed the weekend, and you should go back

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<v Speaker 1>and listen. Because Johnny Mack was entertaining himself. Jim Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 1>sat down with Garden and Gun and I'm still confused

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<v Speaker 1>why the website is called Garden and Gun and the

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<v Speaker 1>topic is Jim Gaffigan's love of bourbon. We also learned

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday Jim Gaffigan is afraid to offend anyone. Lest he

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<v Speaker 1>lose even one person in the audience, he'll couch everything safely.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim said, what I've learned through my stand up is

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<v Speaker 1>that when I come up with material while I make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of something, I'll then go do that thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>made fun of hiking, I enjoy hiking. I made fun

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<v Speaker 1>of grapefruit juice. I love grapefruit juice. Now maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>should start making fun of not calling people back who

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<v Speaker 1>helped his career early in the serious days. Sorry, I digress,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim said, I'm from the Midwest, and one of those

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<v Speaker 1>was making fun of all those Midwestern dads with basement bars.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I have a bar I constructed, but share

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<v Speaker 1>a drink with my brothers and their spouses in that bar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of my favorite moments. Now. Tom Wilms, who

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<v Speaker 1>for Garden Gun, asked Jim gaffigin all these questions, they

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<v Speaker 1>did a lightning round. Question number one, what's the best

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<v Speaker 1>time of a bourbon? Jim, I'm not a day drinker,

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<v Speaker 1>and usually like two and done. Oh, he's a lightweight.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I'm here in Louisville and we're sampling, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a whole different thing. Question number two, neat rocks

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<v Speaker 1>or cocktail Jim. I'm a big rock guy, but I

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<v Speaker 1>like it neat and has to be of a certain

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<v Speaker 1>quality to be neat. I do like things cold. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I look like a snowman. I should like ice.

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<v Speaker 1>Hilarious Jim. Question number three, what's your best worst dad joke?

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffikin said, Here's the thing about dad jokes. The

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyment that a father feels and doing a dad joke

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<v Speaker 1>is the discomfort inflicks on the child. It's not about

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<v Speaker 1>it being funny. Like eight year olds, they think it's funny,

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<v Speaker 1>they're figuring it out, they're dumb. But it's about the

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<v Speaker 1>annoyance it provides to a teenager. It's the punishment of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Spinal Tap is back yet again. No, this isn't a rerun,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't a three month old episode. This is new

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<v Speaker 1>news about spinal Tap. They've announced a concert movie, Spinal

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<v Speaker 1>Tap at Stonehenge, the final finale. Good title you see.

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<v Speaker 1>Spinal Tap at Stonehenge the Final Finale captures a secretly

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<v Speaker 1>staged concert at the famed megalithic structure in England. It

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<v Speaker 1>features appearances from Shania Twain, Eric Clapton and Josh Grobin.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be on IMA twenty twenty six. It is described

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<v Speaker 1>as the first ever rock concert at the historic English

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<v Speaker 1>Heritage site. Some fact trekkers pointed out, dude, the Thompson

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<v Speaker 1>Twins played there. Bleeker Street CEO Kent Sanderson said in

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<v Speaker 1>a statement, I'm sold. This is it. They're really serious

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<v Speaker 1>this time. Well, this is ostensibly the end. How fitting

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<v Speaker 1>it is that the actual probab will send off a

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<v Speaker 1>shot historically at Stonehenge, the mysterious landmark that we now

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<v Speaker 1>know must have been erected thousands of years ago purely

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<v Speaker 1>to serve as the setting for the last act of

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<v Speaker 1>spinal tap. Congratulations to bj Novak, you know him from

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<v Speaker 1>the office. Well, Fox has taken an equity stake in

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<v Speaker 1>his chain food service. Do you know this chain started

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<v Speaker 1>as a West Hollywood parking lot pop up in which

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<v Speaker 1>a Michelin star chef crafted homages to nostalgic chain restaurant classics. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they did collabs with Taco Bell. You know, I could

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<v Speaker 1>go for some Taco Bell today. Maybe I'll take a ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes Taco Bell hits the spot like I teach on

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<v Speaker 1>Monday nights and for some reason at like eight forty

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<v Speaker 1>five five pm on a Monday night driving home. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna watch Monday night football, the like super basic,

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell, Beef, Taco Soft, nothing on. It just hits

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<v Speaker 1>the spot. I know some of you think it's like

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<v Speaker 1>meat like product wrapped in paper, but it hits the

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<v Speaker 1>spot sometimes. Anyway, with collabs with Taco Bell and Beizza

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<v Speaker 1>Hut Jack in the box, we need some jack in

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<v Speaker 1>the boxes on the East coast. Oh, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>out in la In and out Burger is the jam,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. We got to get that. In New Jersey Pepsi,

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<v Speaker 1>Duncan and Banda Express on the menu. Chain pop Ups

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<v Speaker 1>became one of the hottest tickets in town. Now, what

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<v Speaker 1>is this development deal? I don't understand it either. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>Chain Media gets a first loop development deal at Fox

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<v Speaker 1>with the potential for original content placement on Gordon Ramsey's

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<v Speaker 1>food content platform Bite and in vertical videos on Holywater.

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<v Speaker 1>What's holy Water? Apparently it's an AI microdramas producer and

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<v Speaker 1>platform bj Novak said, food continues to define culture. It's

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<v Speaker 1>how we celebrate, it's how we remember, it's how we connect.

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<v Speaker 1>No one understands how to turn culinary storytelling into cultural obsession.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Fox Entertainment and studio Ramsey Global, we're excited to

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<v Speaker 1>work together to bring chain experiences to more people. Jud

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<v Speaker 1>Appetel joked that Adam Sandler, the great traumatic actor, blew

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<v Speaker 1>him off after booking SNL. Jud used to room with

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler. Yeah, they were living together when Adam Sandler

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<v Speaker 1>auditioned for SNL. Judd said, it was a fun time

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<v Speaker 1>because all we were doing every day was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>night and tell those jokes. We were very focused. We

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility whatsoever, and we were just hustling. We all knew

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<v Speaker 1>Adam was going to make it. He was just remarkably

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<v Speaker 1>funny to be around, really and had so much charisma,

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<v Speaker 1>so we all thought it was going to happen. We

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<v Speaker 1>and then it did. One day Adam Sandler said I'm

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<v Speaker 1>next day he said, I got it. Then he left

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<v Speaker 1>me alone in the apartment. Jud has a new book,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler wrote a blurb before the book, saying, jud

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<v Speaker 1>Appatols put together an amazing scrap book of his life

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<v Speaker 1>and career. The best part there's a lot of pictures,

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<v Speaker 1>and the stuff that isn't pictures you don't even have

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<v Speaker 1>to look at now. If you do read the words,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be delighted. But again, personally, I didn't. And Amy

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<v Speaker 1>Schumer posted a selfie on Instagram while wearing a sports bra. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She captioned it no filter, no filler, no clean mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>She was showing off her weight loss. And then it's

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<v Speaker 1>your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program,

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<v Speaker 1>You click on that and then you get thirty days

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<v Speaker 1>free trial. Then what happens on day thirty one is

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<v Speaker 1>you go, ah, I forgot I even did that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I charge you four ninety nine to get this

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<v Speaker 1>show on a bunch of others on a network commercial free. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>those first thirty or those are on me. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>give me money, so I get the five bucks. Then

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<v Speaker 1>Apple takes a third of it. I should actually do

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<v Speaker 1>the math on this. I think they take thirty percent. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>so point seven times five, John, you're terrible at math,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's actually four ninety nine. Should we do Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just make it totally accurate while we do this. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>points seven times four ninety nine, three dollars forty nine

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<v Speaker 1>and three thousandths of a cent. Now my business partner

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<v Speaker 1>gets half of that. So there's a dollar seventy five.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call it one seventy four sixty five. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>how much there is there. And then the government's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like take tax out of that, right, what do they

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<v Speaker 1>take like twenty eight percent? I'm only gonna see what, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two percent of the dollars seventy four to sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get a buck twenty five if you click

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<v Speaker 1>that better and forget to cancel it. But seriously, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a great way to support the show. You get this one,

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<v Speaker 1>five good news stories and a bunch of other things

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<v Speaker 1>on the network, all commercial free, and believe me, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of you do it, and it adds up. I

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<v Speaker 1>is great. I just forget to do the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple takes a cut, Mark gets half and uh inc.

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<v Speaker 1>Of tax. Anyway, thanks for the buck twenty five. It's

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<v Speaker 1>see tomorrow.