Speaker 1: Caloroga Shark Media Clue.
Speaker 2: I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you, I'm kind of annoyed with Wanda Sykes. She
Speaker 2: just made this comment that really annoyed me. Here's the comment.
Speaker 3: Hey, first, let's give it up for Nikki Glazer, right now,
Speaker 3: haw Come on, so and shout out to the Golden
Speaker 3: Globe for having me, because you know this, some people
Speaker 3: pissed off that a queen black woman is up here
Speaker 3: doing the job of two mediocre white guys.
Speaker 2: Now here's my question for Wanda Sykes. Who are the
Speaker 2: two mediocre white guys that you refer to? Is that
Speaker 2: a shot at the other presenters, because here's the list
Speaker 2: of the presenters. I didn't go back and fact checked it,
Speaker 2: but here's who they released before the Golden Globes aired.
Speaker 2: Your presenters, which could include two mediocre white guys, were
Speaker 2: Amanda Ceifred Annada, Armis Ayoade, every Charlie. Which are the
Speaker 2: two mediocre white guys so far? Is it Chris Pine,
Speaker 2: Colma Domingo, Connor, Story, Dakota Fanning, Dave Franco, Diane Lane,
Speaker 2: George Clooney, Hailey Steinfeld, Hudson Williams, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Gordner,
Speaker 2: Joe Keary, Judd Appatol, Julia Roberts, Justin Hartley, Catherine han Keegan,
Speaker 2: Michael Key, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Hart, Keira Sedgwick, Lalisa Mannibal,
Speaker 2: Luke Grimes, Mcauleay Culkin, Marland Wayans, Melissa McCarthy, Milaicunis, Miley Cyrus,
Speaker 2: Middie Driver, Orlando Bloom, Pamela Anderson, Pianca Choper, Jonas, Queen Latifa,
Speaker 2: Regina Hall, Sean Hayes, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, will Arnett,
Speaker 2: Zoe Kravitz. So, Wanda Sykes, I'm not sure who you
Speaker 2: think is mad. I was watching live and I went, oh,
Speaker 2: there's Wanda Sykes. That was the end of my thought process.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like, oh, my goodness, I can't believe Wanda
Speaker 2: Sykes is up there. There should be two mediocre white
Speaker 2: guys presenting, So I have no patience for her comment.
Speaker 2: So then I thought, is that a shot at who
Speaker 2: hosts the awards? Maybe she thinks mediocre white guy's host
Speaker 2: award shows. Well, clearly last night's host was not a
Speaker 2: mediocre white guy. It was Nicky Glazer, previous host Joe Coy,
Speaker 2: Jrod Carmichael, Tina Fe and Amy Poehler, Ricky Gervais. You
Speaker 2: have to go back to twenty nineteen. Are you mad
Speaker 2: about six years ago? Andy Samberg and Sandra O twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: Seth Myers twenty sixteen, Jimmy Fallon twenty fifteen, Ricky Gervas
Speaker 2: before Ricky, Tina and Amy three times, Ricky three times.
Speaker 2: Maybe she meant the Academy Awards hosted in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five by Conan O'Brien, He's not mediocre. He is a
Speaker 2: white guy, Jimmy Kimmel for two years. Maybe she doesn't
Speaker 2: like Jimmy Kimmel in twenty twenty two. Maybe she thought
Speaker 2: the hosts were terrible. I did. They were Amy Schumer,
Speaker 2: Regina Hall and Wanda Sykes before that trio Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 2: and before that Chris Rock. Maybe she meant the Emmys.
Speaker 2: Maybe she meant twenty twenty five host at Nate Bergetzi,
Speaker 2: he was not good. Maybe she meant twenty twenty four's
Speaker 2: Eugene Levy and Dan Levy. Now there that that could
Speaker 2: be who she meant before with that pair, Anthony Anderson,
Speaker 2: Keenan Thompson, Cedric the Entertainer, Jimmy Kimmel, Nobody, Pandemic, Michael
Speaker 2: Chay and Colin Jost before that Colbert and Kimmel. Maybe
Speaker 2: she met the Grammys hosted the last five years, but
Speaker 2: Trevor Noah before that, Alicia Keys, two years of James
Speaker 2: Cordon and ll Coolja in twenty sixteen. So, Wanda, I'm
Speaker 2: not sure who you mean. By the way, Grammy's coming up.
Speaker 2: They have yet to announce Trevor Noah as the host. Now.
Speaker 2: They did the same thing last year. They were very
Speaker 2: slow to announce Trevor Noah, and I'd be surprised if
Speaker 2: he's not returning with that has not been announced yet.
Speaker 2: Then she took a shot at Bill Maher.
Speaker 3: I'm presenting the Award for Stand Up Comedy on Television,
Speaker 3: but first I want to give them some love. Bill Maher,
Speaker 3: you give us so much, but I will love a
Speaker 3: little less.
Speaker 2: She did have a funny comment about Kevin Hart and money.
Speaker 2: I agree with this.
Speaker 3: Kevin Harve w Is Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, you know I
Speaker 3: love you. And the thing is, Kevin is the richest
Speaker 3: guy in this category, and yet I know he wants
Speaker 3: it the most. You're a true American, Kevin.
Speaker 2: And then the shot at Ricky Gervas that I told
Speaker 2: you about in yesterday's episode.
Speaker 3: Ricky Gervas, I love you for not being here. No,
Speaker 3: I love you, Ricky Buck. But because if you win,
Speaker 3: I get to accept the ward on your behalf, and
Speaker 3: you're gonna thank God and the trans community, and the
Speaker 3: Golden Globe goes to uh Tayana.
Speaker 2: Can I borrow your speech, Ricky Gervais because.
Speaker 3: He would like to thank God.
Speaker 2: And the trans community. Ricky did not react to Wanda's
Speaker 2: comments on social media. He did tweet fing one period
Speaker 2: again period. Nikki Glazer generally well received as your host
Speaker 2: of the Golden Globes. I think it makes sense to
Speaker 2: bring her back next year. I think she was maybe
Speaker 2: a little too safe this year. Weird thing to say
Speaker 2: about Nicki Glazer, right, and you can see that the
Speaker 2: Hollywood crowd is starting to accept her as one of
Speaker 2: their own. Nicki might want to take a step back
Speaker 2: to the right and be a little leedgier next year,
Speaker 2: assuming she is back. Leading up to the Globe, she
Speaker 2: was profiled by Parade Magazine. They asked her to do
Speaker 2: celebrities generally handle their roast well? Nicki said, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: if you sign up for a roast, you know what
Speaker 2: you're getting into. And even if they haven't, I haven't
Speaker 2: had any backlash from any of them. But you know,
Speaker 2: I always thought if they get upset about some of
Speaker 2: these jokes, that's their fault because there is a precedent.
Speaker 2: After the Tom Brady roast, she said she spiraled because
Speaker 2: I worried that I had to deliver that kind of
Speaker 2: performance every time, like the bar was too high. And
Speaker 2: then even after the Globes last year, John Stewart tweeted
Speaker 2: something like, Nicki Glazer is very good at this Tina
Speaker 2: I fa and Amy Poehler wrote me too. Those messages
Speaker 2: really resonated with me, and I guess I had to
Speaker 2: believe them. Good answer here. They were curious if she's
Speaker 2: still in competition with other comedians, especially female comedians. Her answer, yes,
Speaker 2: I never thought I was a competitive person. I never
Speaker 2: really did sports. I just didn't really care about board games,
Speaker 2: but you know, I like winning things. As far as
Speaker 2: female competition, I hate to say it, but it is true.
Speaker 2: Like people always say, there's enough space for all of us.
Speaker 2: But the industry is built so there's one leading woman
Speaker 2: per movie. If you look at comedy shows around la
Speaker 2: there's one or two women and eight guys. So to
Speaker 2: say I'm always in competition with everyone and not just
Speaker 2: women would be false. It's just math. But I don't
Speaker 2: want to hold women back by any means. But I
Speaker 2: do have jealousy sometimes, and do I feel competitive against
Speaker 2: other women. You can't not wow, Adam Sandler. He was robbed.
Speaker 2: He should have won Best Supporting Actor or something like that.
Speaker 2: We got a reward, Adam Sandler for doing good drama.
Speaker 2: Adam did over the weekend receive the Career Achievement Award
Speaker 2: at the AARPS Movies for Grown Up Awards. Adam Sandler,
Speaker 2: being that it was the AARP's got real about getting old,
Speaker 2: Sandler said, a lot of people said to me, Sandman,
Speaker 2: getting a double ARP award means that you're old. Now,
Speaker 2: it's what I say. It's not because of this award.
Speaker 2: I've got ten other reasons that you know I'm old,
Speaker 2: he said. The font on my phone is so big
Speaker 2: that my text can be read by anybody with a
Speaker 2: window seat on a Delta flight. I feel you, My
Speaker 2: wife was asking me to read something. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can't read this font anymore. It's so bad, Sandler said
Speaker 2: when I received the Academy Awards screeners. Even though he
Speaker 2: pressed play on forty four different movies, I can only
Speaker 2: stay awake for combined total of eight minutes. For all
Speaker 2: of you who are getting all the accolades, I must say,
Speaker 2: I love the first thirty seconds for your work. Sounds
Speaker 2: like me. Sandlor and I could be friends. We have
Speaker 2: a lot in common. Right now, I'm wearing sweatpants and
Speaker 2: a sweatshirt. We could go clothes shopping together and watch sports.
Speaker 2: Sandler said. I promised to everyone here tonight I will
Speaker 2: make at least fifty more movies before I'm dead, and
Speaker 2: at least twenty five of them will be good. So
Speaker 2: it sounds like he's planning on making twenty five more
Speaker 2: dramatic films Hanka's Area, stop by Neil Brennan's show. He
Speaker 2: did Trump quotes as voiced by Simpson's characters. I've slightly
Speaker 2: edited this for pacing, and there's what's called peak distortion
Speaker 2: in the audio. That means the audio source was a
Speaker 2: little too hot into the recorder. Hot means loud, so
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear some fuzzy audio here at points, but
Speaker 2: here's Hanka's area and Neil bri and Inns Blocks podcast.
Speaker 1: We're going to get the drug prices down, not thirty percent,
Speaker 1: not forty percent, which would be great, not fifty percent
Speaker 1: of sixty percent of that. We're going to get them
Speaker 1: down a thousand percent, six hundred percent, five hundred percent,
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred percent, numbers that are not even thought to
Speaker 1: be achievable. This is pretty satisfying, Ah Professor Frank, my
Speaker 1: personal favorite, nuclear is so powerful. My uncle explained that
Speaker 1: to me many many years ago. The power that was
Speaker 1: that was thirty five years ago. Kirk van Howden, I
Speaker 1: know a lot about grass because I own a lot
Speaker 1: of golf courses, and if you don't have good grass,
Speaker 1: ye're not in business very long.
Speaker 2: Radar Online saying Lorne Michaels is getting close to being
Speaker 2: pushed aside and a power struggles exploding a thirty rock.
Speaker 2: A source tells Radar Online, which tends to be a
Speaker 2: little gossip. B doesn't mean they're wrong, but they tend
Speaker 2: to be gossip. By Tina fay Is, the front runners
Speaker 2: to succeed lorn, but a lot of key players can't
Speaker 2: stand her and are going to raise hell if she's
Speaker 2: hired to do the job. And I wonder who those
Speaker 2: key players are, because cast wise, I'm not sure there's
Speaker 2: anyone right now that if they left, you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a major loss. I mean, there's Josein Chay, but
Speaker 2: they've been at the desk a long time and we're
Speaker 2: closer to the end of the beginning there unless they
Speaker 2: pull a Keenan and just host week an update for
Speaker 2: thirty years. But there's no Bowen Yang right now. Bowen's
Speaker 2: already out the door. So I'm not sure who you
Speaker 2: would be sad about losing, unless there's some assistant producer
Speaker 2: or a head writer that I'm not familiar with, and
Speaker 2: maybe that's who they meet. By key players, the source
Speaker 2: claims insecure men on the cast and in the writer's
Speaker 2: room just wouldn't feel as comfortable reporting to Tina Fey,
Speaker 2: who's fifty five, as they are reporting to Lorne Michaels.
Speaker 2: Michael Chay says Lauren is irreplaceable. He wasn't speaking about
Speaker 2: Tina here, but he said, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know how you do that job and not be Lauren.
Speaker 2: It'd be strange to me. It's like imagine being the
Speaker 2: stepfather of a fifty year old. The source says, people
Speaker 2: like Seth Myers and Colin Joseph been mentioned. Seth's talk
Speaker 2: show has made the same building as SNL and there's
Speaker 2: a lot of creative overlap with writers, directors, and crew. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Colin is closing in on twenty years with SNL. He's
Speaker 2: given the series the best years of his life and
Speaker 2: there should be some reward for that. The source warned.
Speaker 2: Any transition isn't going to happen without conflict. SNL is
Speaker 2: in turmoil. Wow, bring it on, I need something to
Speaker 2: talk about. I think the big thing, never mind just
Speaker 2: flying the ship, flying the show week tweek, The big
Speaker 2: thing is Lauren's power base and his ability to call
Speaker 2: a listers in Like is Paul McCartney answering the phone
Speaker 2: for Tina Fey or Seth Myers or Colin Jost or
Speaker 2: candidate four. I don't know, but you don't get that
Speaker 2: without doing the job for several years, so it's kind
Speaker 2: of catch twenty two. I think Lauren should have gotten
Speaker 2: out after SNL fifty could have taken that victory lap
Speaker 2: nice even number to get out on Big Celebration Mike
Speaker 2: Season fifty one. Someone Else's problem, We'll see. Sarah Sherman
Speaker 2: was on Mike Berbigley's podcast for Biggs asked Sarah who
Speaker 2: she's most jealous of. Sarah said, I'm jealous of a
Speaker 2: couple of people. I'm jealous of Ashley Padiam, a coworker
Speaker 2: and friend. She calls Ashley SNL's breakout star. I've seen
Speaker 2: a few people say that I'm not seeing that yet
Speaker 2: as a guy sitting on the couch. But okay, Sarah said,
Speaker 2: she just writes the perfect sketches. She's amazing. Are you
Speaker 2: playing Comedy Survivor with us? What you do is you
Speaker 2: go to the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News
Speaker 2: podcast group. You will find an image of me extinguishing
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer's church. Amy Schumer was voted out in week one.
Speaker 2: It is now week two. Voting is open until end
Speaker 2: of day Thursday. Still in the game. Adam Sandler, Jay Leno,
Speaker 2: Joe Cooy, Jim Gaffig, and Nikki Glazer, Seth Meyers, Kevin Hart,
Speaker 2: John Mulaney, Oskoed Koatska, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman,
Speaker 2: Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Kraser. You go to
Speaker 2: the Facebook group, you find the picture. There's a conversation
Speaker 2: thread there. You vote one person off. There's already a
Speaker 2: vote for Bert, there's already a vote for Sandler. If
Speaker 2: you got a chance to listen to the Good One
Speaker 2: podcast last week with Chris Gethard of Vulture has Paul
Speaker 2: most of the quotes. If you just want to read it,
Speaker 2: I encourage you to listen to it. I thought it
Speaker 2: was it's going to be one of the best podcasts
Speaker 2: of the year. And I know it's early, but this
Speaker 2: will be there at the end. Gethart said, the game
Speaker 2: comedy is feeling progressively more rigged. Now. Comedy is being
Speaker 2: backed into a corner that's not good for artists. We're
Speaker 2: being tricked into feeding a system that's going to do
Speaker 2: what Spotify did to musicians. Your biggest thing ever, disposable
Speaker 2: TikTok doesn't matter. If you've got five million views next week,
Speaker 2: they won't remember it. You can be on some of
Speaker 2: the biggest platforms in the world and not make money.
Speaker 2: You can get a special on Netflix, but all the
Speaker 2: production costs come out of your end. Comic may have
Speaker 2: worked on that special for five to ten years, and
Speaker 2: very often they're not even making two months of rent
Speaker 2: and expenses from it. Gethard said, they're starting to become
Speaker 2: a dialogue and comedy of or we participating a thing
Speaker 2: that's not even working. I've had a couple of clips
Speaker 2: bust out. You don't see ticket sales from those. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's I've been loud about this in the podcasting industry.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, and I get it, and
Speaker 2: Discovery and the algorithm and all that, but the other
Speaker 2: day that none of that pays the mortgage. You know
Speaker 2: what pays the mortgage doing an audio podcast in your
Speaker 2: basement and running those commercials and making football picks and
Speaker 2: getting paid to make football picks. So that's what pays,
Speaker 2: you know. The YouTube stuff, Yeah, all right, Discovery, that's nice,
Speaker 2: but the money's not there. And TikTok clips, the money's
Speaker 2: not there. Gethard said, I've started to hear this from
Speaker 2: other artists too. People who want to consume comedy in
Speaker 2: forty five to ninety seconds at a time on their
Speaker 2: phone don't want to go out and sit through a
Speaker 2: thing for an hour. He went on to say, in
Speaker 2: so many ways envious of the options at the hands
Speaker 2: of young creators. You don't have to wait for gatekeepers.
Speaker 2: You don't have to audition for a house team at UCB,
Speaker 2: or wait for a call from jfl or the Aspen
Speaker 2: Comedy Festival. Book at Ariel Elias, good joke writer, charming persona.
Speaker 2: How does the world know her? Because I'm maniac through
Speaker 2: an effing full beer at her head. That's why we
Speaker 2: know an artist. That's a great point, that is why
Speaker 2: we know her. I highly encourage you to seek out
Speaker 2: that podcast episode, The Good One Podcast. Great job there, folks.
Speaker 2: Nick Kroll is getting a new Netflix comedy series. It's
Speaker 2: called eight hundred Percent. He's joined by cast members I Am Richardson,
Speaker 2: Jason Manzukis, and Vanessa Bayer. They all play podcasters. That's
Speaker 2: gonna be really good. Gabriel Iglecias just back from the
Speaker 2: Red Comedy Festival. He's aimed to deal with Comedy Dynamics
Speaker 2: for the distribution of some of his most iconic specials. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't understand what is happening here. Under the deal,
Speaker 2: Comedy Dynamics will distribute original and animated versions of Gabriel
Speaker 2: Iglesias Hot and Fluffy I'm not Fat, I'm Fluffy and
Speaker 2: Aloha Fluffy two various platforms. So those are re releases,
Speaker 2: but animated versions, Like, so what are we doing? And
Speaker 2: tig Nataro did this already, she had us a special
Speaker 2: called drawn, I believe. So maybe he didn't shoot some
Speaker 2: of those as video and they're gonna animate it. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I'm confused. Gabe dropped by Jay Leno's garage.
Speaker 2: So here you have Jay Leno, the worst person who
Speaker 2: ever lived, and Gabe just back from the Reod Comedy Festival,
Speaker 2: and they teamed up. Gabe was showing off his iraq Z.
Speaker 2: As the story goes about this iraq Z, it was
Speaker 2: originally sold by dealership in Ohio and purchased from a
Speaker 2: collector last year, then bought by Gabriel Iglesias. Apparently it's
Speaker 2: a very low mileage iroxy, like four hundred miles or so.
Speaker 2: So if you want to check that out, Jay Leno's garage,
Speaker 2: and that is your comedy news for today. All right,
Speaker 2: I'll see tomorrow