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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media Clue.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>tell you, I'm kind of annoyed with Wanda Sykes. She

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<v Speaker 2>just made this comment that really annoyed me. Here's the comment.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, first, let's give it up for Nikki Glazer, right now,

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<v Speaker 3>haw Come on, so and shout out to the Golden

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<v Speaker 3>Globe for having me, because you know this, some people

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<v Speaker 3>pissed off that a queen black woman is up here

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<v Speaker 3>doing the job of two mediocre white guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Now here's my question for Wanda Sykes. Who are the

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<v Speaker 2>two mediocre white guys that you refer to? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>a shot at the other presenters, because here's the list

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<v Speaker 2>of the presenters. I didn't go back and fact checked it,

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<v Speaker 2>but here's who they released before the Golden Globes aired.

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<v Speaker 2>Your presenters, which could include two mediocre white guys, were

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<v Speaker 2>Amanda Ceifred Annada, Armis Ayoade, every Charlie. Which are the

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<v Speaker 2>two mediocre white guys so far? Is it Chris Pine,

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<v Speaker 2>Colma Domingo, Connor, Story, Dakota Fanning, Dave Franco, Diane Lane,

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<v Speaker 2>George Clooney, Hailey Steinfeld, Hudson Williams, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Gordner,

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Keary, Judd Appatol, Julia Roberts, Justin Hartley, Catherine han Keegan,

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Key, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Hart, Keira Sedgwick, Lalisa Mannibal,

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<v Speaker 2>Luke Grimes, Mcauleay Culkin, Marland Wayans, Melissa McCarthy, Milaicunis, Miley Cyrus,

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<v Speaker 2>Middie Driver, Orlando Bloom, Pamela Anderson, Pianca Choper, Jonas, Queen Latifa,

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<v Speaker 2>Regina Hall, Sean Hayes, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, will Arnett,

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<v Speaker 2>Zoe Kravitz. So, Wanda Sykes, I'm not sure who you

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<v Speaker 2>think is mad. I was watching live and I went, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's Wanda Sykes. That was the end of my thought process.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't like, oh, my goodness, I can't believe Wanda

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<v Speaker 2>Sykes is up there. There should be two mediocre white

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<v Speaker 2>guys presenting, So I have no patience for her comment.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I thought, is that a shot at who

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<v Speaker 2>hosts the awards? Maybe she thinks mediocre white guy's host

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<v Speaker 2>award shows. Well, clearly last night's host was not a

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<v Speaker 2>mediocre white guy. It was Nicky Glazer, previous host Joe Coy,

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<v Speaker 2>Jrod Carmichael, Tina Fe and Amy Poehler, Ricky Gervais. You

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<v Speaker 2>have to go back to twenty nineteen. Are you mad

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<v Speaker 2>about six years ago? Andy Samberg and Sandra O twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>Seth Myers twenty sixteen, Jimmy Fallon twenty fifteen, Ricky Gervas

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<v Speaker 2>before Ricky, Tina and Amy three times, Ricky three times.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she meant the Academy Awards hosted in twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five by Conan O'Brien, He's not mediocre. He is a

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<v Speaker 2>white guy, Jimmy Kimmel for two years. Maybe she doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>like Jimmy Kimmel in twenty twenty two. Maybe she thought

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<v Speaker 2>the hosts were terrible. I did. They were Amy Schumer,

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<v Speaker 2>Regina Hall and Wanda Sykes before that trio Jimmy Kimmel

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<v Speaker 2>and before that Chris Rock. Maybe she meant the Emmys.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she meant twenty twenty five host at Nate Bergetzi,

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<v Speaker 2>he was not good. Maybe she meant twenty twenty four's

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<v Speaker 2>Eugene Levy and Dan Levy. Now there that that could

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<v Speaker 2>be who she meant before with that pair, Anthony Anderson,

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<v Speaker 2>Keenan Thompson, Cedric the Entertainer, Jimmy Kimmel, Nobody, Pandemic, Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Chay and Colin Jost before that Colbert and Kimmel. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>she met the Grammys hosted the last five years, but

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<v Speaker 2>Trevor Noah before that, Alicia Keys, two years of James

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<v Speaker 2>Cordon and ll Coolja in twenty sixteen. So, Wanda, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure who you mean. By the way, Grammy's coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>They have yet to announce Trevor Noah as the host. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>They did the same thing last year. They were very

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<v Speaker 2>slow to announce Trevor Noah, and I'd be surprised if

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<v Speaker 2>he's not returning with that has not been announced yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she took a shot at Bill Maher.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm presenting the Award for Stand Up Comedy on Television,

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<v Speaker 3>but first I want to give them some love. Bill Maher,

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<v Speaker 3>you give us so much, but I will love a

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<v Speaker 3>little less.

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<v Speaker 2>She did have a funny comment about Kevin Hart and money.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin Harve w Is Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, you know I

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<v Speaker 3>love you. And the thing is, Kevin is the richest

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<v Speaker 3>guy in this category, and yet I know he wants

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<v Speaker 3>it the most. You're a true American, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the shot at Ricky Gervas that I told

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<v Speaker 2>you about in yesterday's episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Ricky Gervas, I love you for not being here. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, Ricky Buck. But because if you win,

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<v Speaker 3>I get to accept the ward on your behalf, and

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna thank God and the trans community, and the

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<v Speaker 3>Golden Globe goes to uh Tayana.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I borrow your speech, Ricky Gervais because.

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<v Speaker 3>He would like to thank God.

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<v Speaker 2>And the trans community. Ricky did not react to Wanda's

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<v Speaker 2>comments on social media. He did tweet fing one period

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<v Speaker 2>again period. Nikki Glazer generally well received as your host

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<v Speaker 2>of the Golden Globes. I think it makes sense to

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<v Speaker 2>bring her back next year. I think she was maybe

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<v Speaker 2>a little too safe this year. Weird thing to say

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<v Speaker 2>about Nicki Glazer, right, and you can see that the

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood crowd is starting to accept her as one of

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<v Speaker 2>their own. Nicki might want to take a step back

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<v Speaker 2>to the right and be a little leedgier next year,

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<v Speaker 2>assuming she is back. Leading up to the Globe, she

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<v Speaker 2>was profiled by Parade Magazine. They asked her to do

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<v Speaker 2>celebrities generally handle their roast well? Nicki said, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you sign up for a roast, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting into. And even if they haven't, I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>had any backlash from any of them. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I always thought if they get upset about some of

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<v Speaker 2>these jokes, that's their fault because there is a precedent.

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<v Speaker 2>After the Tom Brady roast, she said she spiraled because

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<v Speaker 2>I worried that I had to deliver that kind of

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<v Speaker 2>performance every time, like the bar was too high. And

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<v Speaker 2>then even after the Globes last year, John Stewart tweeted

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<v Speaker 2>something like, Nicki Glazer is very good at this Tina

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<v Speaker 2>I fa and Amy Poehler wrote me too. Those messages

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<v Speaker 2>really resonated with me, and I guess I had to

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<v Speaker 2>believe them. Good answer here. They were curious if she's

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<v Speaker 2>still in competition with other comedians, especially female comedians. Her answer, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I never thought I was a competitive person. I never

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<v Speaker 2>really did sports. I just didn't really care about board games,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, I like winning things. As far as

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<v Speaker 2>female competition, I hate to say it, but it is true.

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<v Speaker 2>Like people always say, there's enough space for all of us.

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<v Speaker 2>But the industry is built so there's one leading woman

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<v Speaker 2>per movie. If you look at comedy shows around la

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<v Speaker 2>there's one or two women and eight guys. So to

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<v Speaker 2>say I'm always in competition with everyone and not just

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<v Speaker 2>women would be false. It's just math. But I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to hold women back by any means. But I

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<v Speaker 2>do have jealousy sometimes, and do I feel competitive against

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<v Speaker 2>other women. You can't not wow, Adam Sandler. He was robbed.

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<v Speaker 2>He should have won Best Supporting Actor or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a reward, Adam Sandler for doing good drama.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam did over the weekend receive the Career Achievement Award

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<v Speaker 2>at the AARPS Movies for Grown Up Awards. Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 2>being that it was the AARP's got real about getting old,

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler said, a lot of people said to me, Sandman,

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<v Speaker 2>getting a double ARP award means that you're old. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>it's what I say. It's not because of this award.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got ten other reasons that you know I'm old,

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<v Speaker 2>he said. The font on my phone is so big

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<v Speaker 2>that my text can be read by anybody with a

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<v Speaker 2>window seat on a Delta flight. I feel you, My

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<v Speaker 2>wife was asking me to read something. I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't read this font anymore. It's so bad, Sandler said

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<v Speaker 2>when I received the Academy Awards screeners. Even though he

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<v Speaker 2>pressed play on forty four different movies, I can only

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<v Speaker 2>stay awake for combined total of eight minutes. For all

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<v Speaker 2>of you who are getting all the accolades, I must say,

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<v Speaker 2>I love the first thirty seconds for your work. Sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like me. Sandlor and I could be friends. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot in common. Right now, I'm wearing sweatpants and

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<v Speaker 2>a sweatshirt. We could go clothes shopping together and watch sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler said. I promised to everyone here tonight I will

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<v Speaker 2>make at least fifty more movies before I'm dead, and

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<v Speaker 2>at least twenty five of them will be good. So

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds like he's planning on making twenty five more

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<v Speaker 2>dramatic films Hanka's Area, stop by Neil Brennan's show. He

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<v Speaker 2>did Trump quotes as voiced by Simpson's characters. I've slightly

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<v Speaker 2>edited this for pacing, and there's what's called peak distortion

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna hear some fuzzy audio here at points, but

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<v Speaker 2>here's Hanka's area and Neil bri and Inns Blocks podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Radar Online saying Lorne Michaels is getting close to being

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<v Speaker 2>pushed aside and a power struggles exploding a thirty rock.

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<v Speaker 2>A source tells Radar Online, which tends to be a

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<v Speaker 2>little gossip. B doesn't mean they're wrong, but they tend

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<v Speaker 2>to be gossip. By Tina fay Is, the front runners

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<v Speaker 2>to succeed lorn, but a lot of key players can't

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<v Speaker 2>stand her and are going to raise hell if she's

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<v Speaker 2>hired to do the job. And I wonder who those

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<v Speaker 2>key players are, because cast wise, I'm not sure there's

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<v Speaker 2>anyone right now that if they left, you'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a major loss. I mean, there's Josein Chay, but

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<v Speaker 2>they've been at the desk a long time and we're

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<v Speaker 2>closer to the end of the beginning there unless they

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<v Speaker 2>pull a Keenan and just host week an update for

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<v Speaker 2>thirty years. But there's no Bowen Yang right now. Bowen's

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<v Speaker 2>already out the door. So I'm not sure who you

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<v Speaker 2>would be sad about losing, unless there's some assistant producer

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<v Speaker 2>or a head writer that I'm not familiar with, and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe that's who they meet. By key players, the source

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<v Speaker 2>claims insecure men on the cast and in the writer's

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<v Speaker 2>room just wouldn't feel as comfortable reporting to Tina Fey,

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<v Speaker 2>who's fifty five, as they are reporting to Lorne Michaels.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Chay says Lauren is irreplaceable. He wasn't speaking about

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<v Speaker 2>Tina here, but he said, I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how you do that job and not be Lauren.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be strange to me. It's like imagine being the

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<v Speaker 2>stepfather of a fifty year old. The source says, people

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<v Speaker 2>like Seth Myers and Colin Joseph been mentioned. Seth's talk

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<v Speaker 2>show has made the same building as SNL and there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of creative overlap with writers, directors, and crew. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>Colin is closing in on twenty years with SNL. He's

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<v Speaker 2>given the series the best years of his life and

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<v Speaker 2>there should be some reward for that. The source warned.

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<v Speaker 2>Any transition isn't going to happen without conflict. SNL is

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<v Speaker 2>in turmoil. Wow, bring it on, I need something to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about. I think the big thing, never mind just

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<v Speaker 2>flying the ship, flying the show week tweek, The big

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<v Speaker 2>Season fifty one. Someone Else's problem, We'll see. Sarah Sherman

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<v Speaker 2>as a guy sitting on the couch. But okay, Sarah said,

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<v Speaker 2>she just writes the perfect sketches. She's amazing. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>playing Comedy Survivor with us? What you do is you

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<v Speaker 2>podcast group. You will find an image of me extinguishing

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<v Speaker 2>Amy Schumer's church. Amy Schumer was voted out in week one.

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<v Speaker 2>Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Kraser. You go to

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook group, you find the picture. There's a conversation

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<v Speaker 2>thread there. You vote one person off. There's already a

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<v Speaker 2>podcast last week with Chris Gethard of Vulture has Paul

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<v Speaker 2>comedy is feeling progressively more rigged. Now. Comedy is being

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<v Speaker 2>what Spotify did to musicians. Your biggest thing ever, disposable

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok doesn't matter. If you've got five million views next week,

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<v Speaker 2>You can get a special on Netflix, but all the

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<v Speaker 2>and expenses from it. Gethard said, they're starting to become

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<v Speaker 2>that's not even working. I've had a couple of clips

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<v Speaker 2>bust out. You don't see ticket sales from those. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's I've been loud about this in the podcasting industry.

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<v Speaker 2>day that none of that pays the mortgage. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what pays the mortgage doing an audio podcast in your

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<v Speaker 2>basement and running those commercials and making football picks and

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<v Speaker 2>getting paid to make football picks. So that's what pays,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. The YouTube stuff, Yeah, all right, Discovery, that's nice,

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<v Speaker 2>but the money's not there. And TikTok clips, the money's

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<v Speaker 2>not there. Gethard said, I've started to hear this from

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<v Speaker 2>other artists too. People who want to consume comedy in

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<v Speaker 2>so many ways envious of the options at the hands

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<v Speaker 2>of young creators. You don't have to wait for gatekeepers.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to audition for a house team at UCB,

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Festival. Book at Ariel Elias, good joke writer, charming persona.

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<v Speaker 2>How does the world know her? Because I'm maniac through

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<v Speaker 2>know an artist. That's a great point, that is why

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<v Speaker 2>we know her. I highly encourage you to seek out

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<v Speaker 2>that podcast episode, The Good One Podcast. Great job there, folks.

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<v Speaker 2>Nick Kroll is getting a new Netflix comedy series. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called eight hundred Percent. He's joined by cast members I Am Richardson,

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be really good. Gabriel Iglecias just back from the

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<v Speaker 2>Red Comedy Festival. He's aimed to deal with Comedy Dynamics

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<v Speaker 2>for the distribution of some of his most iconic specials. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what is happening here. Under the deal,

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Dynamics will distribute original and animated versions of Gabriel

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<v Speaker 2>Iglesias Hot and Fluffy I'm not Fat, I'm Fluffy and

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<v Speaker 2>Aloha Fluffy two various platforms. So those are re releases,

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<v Speaker 2>but animated versions, Like, so what are we doing? And

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<v Speaker 2>of those as video and they're gonna animate it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I'm confused. Gabe dropped by Jay Leno's garage.

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<v Speaker 2>So here you have Jay Leno, the worst person who

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<v Speaker 2>and they teamed up. Gabe was showing off his iraq Z.

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<v Speaker 2>a very low mileage iroxy, like four hundred miles or so.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you want to check that out, Jay Leno's garage,

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