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Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: We are live on social media and stuff. It is
a Saturday. I'll fully disclose. Been taping some stuff on weekends.
This will audio wise drop on Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday night
from Wednesday. It would be Buesday Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. That's right.
Last night. There's a guy in Penfield, the neighboring town.
He must have got a permit or something. I see.
I'd seen something on social media that Jumbo Shrimp was
going to be playing TNT. I don't know what TNT is.
I thought it was an a CDC, so I was like,
maybe it's an ECDC tribute. I think there's an a
CDC tribute band called CNT locally, right, So I'm like huh.
So then I had just stuff and I go see
some friends at the watering hole and they're like, hey, man,
you got to come with us. So I said, all right,
and I went down. The guy got permits. He has
his whole backyard right off two fifty whole backyard and
he has a huge stage. Jumbo Shrimp played, another band
played after that. He had a beer truck there that
you could get beer. They were making mixed drinks. They
were doing all the stuff in the guy's backyard.
Speaker 3: He needs a permit to say.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was free. I don't know any
of it free. It was you got in for free.
There was no charge. People's brought their lawn chairs and
all this stuff. It was the first one. He's doing
it once a month throughout the warm weather months. And
last night was great. And then I they there was
a hot dog vendor, sausage vendor on one side. I
did not go over there. I stayed and but I
did drinks. Yeah I did. I basically was within five
feet of.
Speaker 3: The play I'm drinking drink. I'm drinking my day.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, yeah, but it was it was. I went,
this is kind of fucking cool. Yeah, I have no
I don't know who he is. I don't know, I
never met anybody.
Speaker 3: I don't know how many people were there, but probably
about three hundred three hundred in his backyard, in his backyard,
big backyard, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or maybe more. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I couldn't fit that many of my backyard. No, but
I could make a stage in a pole. I got
one of those old posy your watch from.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just how funny would that that
would be? That would be really fun.
Speaker 3: That could be free. Well, wouldn't get girls for free? No,
I don't know who's dance in these days. All right, Well,
let me go ahead with so TNT TNT And they're
not cheap, no is Jumbo Shrimp. They do a lot
of charity work for als.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I've had I've been to parties where Jumbo
Shrimp has played the private party. So I have a
little bit of an insight into the cost of that.
And I think that was even a little discounted. So
they do make But they draw, right, they draw, they draw, yes,
and but I don't know. So yeah, So they played,
and then after that another band played, more of a
jam type band. Uh, they were good, And I just
sat there drinking, uh, drinking.
Speaker 3: You remember times of hearing when you had a close
knit community, neighborhood, let's say street, they close it down
and they have the whole street party street parties. I
haven't heard of those black parties. Yeah, I haven't heard
of those in a long time.
Speaker 1: Well that's because you haven't lived in the neighborhood like that,
have you, Because I think they You're right, I think
they still do them in.
Speaker 3: The last black thing I heard was last week they
hit a black garage sale out of Broncroft. But it's
not quite the party, but everybody gets together, you bring
your stuff, you do the grad sale, all the whole
I don't know where the hell you park. And that
was on Saturday when I came out here and I
forgot about going to it. Oh there's some good I
like grad sales.
Speaker 1: Dot. Yeah, little, I'll tell you what there is.
Speaker 3: One man's treasure is another One man's trash is another
man's treasure.
Speaker 1: There is a there's a bunch of people I know
who find things that are really valuable and buy them
for the ten dollars at the yard sale and then
sell them for hundreds or maybe a thousand.
Speaker 3: And know what you're looking for to clean it up. Yeah,
take pictures, put it out, this.
Speaker 1: Whole video of a guy who had collected Olympic pins
over the years. Right, Yeah, guy goes in and goes
he he walks out on his phone, looks up the value,
finds the value on eBay. What they're going for, under
undercuts the guy. Like, because the guy's like that, you.
Speaker 3: Get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like five bucks, so I think I think
it was twenty five dollars. Maybe talked him down from
thirty five, got into twenty five, and then turned around
and sold him for like four hundred. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know two people that do that. They know when
the goodwill deliveries are coming. They get right in there
the day of I mean, I think, I don't think
they're constantly filling up goodwill, but they know the times. Yeah,
and they go there in the morning fill up and Yeah.
One girl, you know, I think she makes about dollars
a month doing that really Yeah, damn Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: A little hot nice side hustle.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, yes, yeah, she's retired.
Speaker 1: So yeah, go door to door and knocking on doors
and asking for money for your basketball team or something.
Speaker 3: But I had to do that in college. We were
selling for real. Oh yeah, no, I didn't have to.
So this is what happened. Z Wagner who was wrestling.
They had Super Bowl tickets and you had to sell
one hundred.
Speaker 1: It was a raffle.
Speaker 3: It was a raffle. Yeah, or you weren't allowed. You better.
Everybody's selling one hundred. If you don't, you're not going
to You're not going to wrestle in this tournament.
Speaker 1: How much was the tickets selling.
Speaker 3: I think they were back then, nineteen eighty eight, eighty nine. Yeah,
five bucks, okay, you know, try to raise money for
the wrestling team. So I didn't know anybody, so I
had to get Some of the kids that lived around
New Jersey were closed. They gave him to their parents
and they were taking him into work like you used
to when you worked at the factory, big thing, and
they're gone, you know. So I didn't want bad in
that gillor the wrestling tournament. So I went door to door. Hi,
I'm Doug. I go to Wagner College up here selling
tickets for Super Bowl, and I sold all mine doing
today with like old school, old school, like delivering papers,
which I did the Times Union if you remember that.
Speaker 1: So I remember briefly because it went out sort when
I was.
Speaker 3: It was a night paper. Yeah, just so you had
ad A lot of people probably don't know the Democratic
Chronicle in the morning and then about four o'clock Times Union,
yeah came out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My grandmother would get both of them and read both.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of information, A lot lot of information.
I don't know. You get the updated story, yeah, yeah, a
cliffhanger from the morning.
Speaker 3: They tell you solved it before that. I don't know
what's happening to Heathcliff. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: The Uh that's interesting because I remember as a kid
having to sell like Christmas ornaments for my boy Scouts
or whatever. Yes, and so you had too. And my
father's like, I don't want you doing that. I don't
want you annoying the neighbors. And he just wrote a check.
So I heard of that too. He bought all the
he bought all of them. Anytime we had anything to sell,
He's like, I don't want you to bother the neighbors.
And how much? Just tell me how much? Just tell me.
He'd be like, Dad, I want to know, tell me
how much? How much are we talking? How much were talking?
You would always feel like you were in trouble and
all your were doing was what every other kid was doing,
but you always felt like you were in trouble.
Speaker 3: Just tell me how much the daisy Kodak and my father,
you're your biggest fan, Dave. I think you met him
selling M and MS for boy scouts yea. And he
would take the pamphlet into Kodak and every month there
was a guy selling something for a kid. So the
money just changed hands. Really when you think about it, yeah,
one helps the other. Yeah, yeah, school blankets? What else
did I so? Was I just thinking about.
Speaker 1: We'll see all that stuff, like I have uh oh bar.
Speaker 3: We're playing Quick Droup Bonus and girl comes in and
waitress Margaret, and she's got she's got the candy bars
for a kid and Fred Marcus, he's like, how many
are in there? Fifty?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 3: Give me that box? Who wants the candy bar? Drinking beer,
watching Quick and eating candy bars? That was they got there.
You go, good luck on that. You've done it over
your dad, all right, give it? How much?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How do you? That's my father? I want to
go meet people.
Speaker 3: This is exciting. I don't know, you're not gonna bug anybody.
Speaker 1: He didn't say how much you give me a number.
I don't know, give me a number. I remember specifically
because at the time it sounded like a lot of
money to me. When I was like eight nine years old.
Speaker 3: Was in the mafia. Hey Tony, I'm selling this car.
Give me a number.
Speaker 1: That was it. That's all you used to yell. So
then my entire life, that's how he yelled, give me
a number. So I remember this number was thirty six
dollars for all the ornaments, and I think we each
had to sell. Maybe there were four rows of five.
So what are you talking twenty ornaments at thirty six bucks?
What are they like three four bucks a last?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're asking me, well, I would say thirty
six bys if you had twenty ornaments of three dollars
in the ornament, right, So he's just like, but I
remember feeling like thirty six was an overwhelming amount of money.
It wasn't, But who knows what it would be the
equivalent of today, because we're talking at early eighties.
Speaker 3: When I go, we could sell bill fight ornaments?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I should do a lot more, Doug, I
have I right, now lazy fuck. I can't believe. Lately,
I have been overwhelmed looking.
Speaker 3: At that bridge going to home depot, not looking at
the rope aile. But like, you know what, I had
two stops home depot and the bridge, and you know what,
I don't know, it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow morow. I have a procrastinator. I have a procrastinator.
I have been overwhelmed and not just busy, but almost
stuck and like frozen. You ever get that way, Yes,
we're like you're frozen, and you've got all these great
ideas and you know that they would that if they
would work, but there's a chance they don't, and so
the fear of failure sort of holds you back in
some way. And I don't know, I mean, it's avoidance,
it's fear, it's all that stuff. And I think it's
a very relatable thing for people. I don't mean to
sound all sappy and stuff, but I do. I think
it's a very relatable thing a lot of people. And uh,
it's not hopeless. But you're in a storm, and right
now I'm in a storm. I'm in a storm in
my life, and I have a lot.
Speaker 3: Of this storm is sometimes tough.
Speaker 1: I think those things are.
Speaker 3: They'll work themselves out eventually. For the time, I'm just.
Speaker 1: No, you are one hundred percent right if I focus
This is what I would say if I focus on,
and it's hard not to. I woke up at three
o'clock in the morning. I had gone out, I had
watched the bands, I was home by nine. I wanted
to see the next game. They were blowing the excuse me,
they were blowing the Celtics off the cross.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say what, there's a lot of dribbling.
Speaker 1: I fall asleep on the couch with a bag of Cheetos.
I wake up, I'm covered in Cheeto dusts. This is
not my life is going. I'm trying to tell you,
it's very sad.
Speaker 3: Said to you, what you wake I woke ver it
in Cheeto dust.
Speaker 1: I wake up at three o'clock in the morning, and
I kind of rolled over at one point, I'm like,
I gotta get it, and but it got so hot,
like it got hot overnight.
Speaker 3: Those Cheetos.
Speaker 1: Was I spicy Cheetos, No, they were just the puffs
through it. I woke up and I know, but this
isn't the bag. This isn't the bag dog they were
half the bjays. Fucking It's the size of a pillow.
It's like I was hugging it like it was you know,
you're my only.
Speaker 3: It's not easy being cheesy Cheetos.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll watching.
Speaker 2: Didn't so, so I.
Speaker 1: Wake up. I wake up at like three o'clock in
the morning, and I'm like, what are so?
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: I go as got the cheeto taste in my mouth.
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not a I wear a mouthguard that pushes my jaw
off because I find this sleep apning.
Speaker 3: So you're like Darth Theater but with an orange mask.
Oh I don't, oh luke. It's not easy being cheesy.
Speaker 1: So I put my mouthguard in without brushing my teeth.
It's really nasty. I get into my bed and now
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in the morning. My head is just spinning with stuff,
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So we asked Doug, every job, we said has a
wild night, but I got to think that they're more
chaotic and a little wilder in the strip club. And
as a strip club DJ, you would think that. But so,
what is the most chaotic night you ever had on
the job? And it wasn't a strip club.
Speaker 3: No, the most chaotic night wasn't a strip club, But
the most wild night was not in a strip club.
Speaker 1: Okay, the chaotic, give me the chaotic one.
Speaker 3: So this was the cat I'm in the DJ booth.
I don't want to give out names, right, Well, nobody
would really know who it was.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Listen to this guy, let's say Carlos. So he was
he had two pool tables this is on the other
side and at the bar, and they were playing for
drinks any loss and a guy says, Hey, you're gonna
get my drink And he goes, yeah, I'm gonna get you drinks.
Just give him a minute and a guy took a
pool stick and hit him in the back of the head. Oh,
this is right after they remodeled. They pulled the bar
back about five ten feet, which opened it up more
and it was like seventy guys. So they were ready
to go. Fight broke out and uh I remember two
strippers carrying Carlos in the back private room.
Speaker 1: Didn't knock him out.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for a little for yeah, a couple of minutes. So,
uh I remember you want to come around. I never
want to see any motherfuckers back in here again. And
blah blah, we're out of here, by the fuck you,
blah blah blah. So I'm just standing there. Yeah, the
bouncers never get in a fight. If there's bouncers, let
them handle it because if you go win, try Oh
this is my friend. You're getting You're getting knocked out
if you're coming behind somebody, Yeah, bouncer doesn't know who
you are, right. I want to keep everybody in front,
keep them right, keep the action in front of them.
So they're getting everybody out, get in their cars. Carlos
wakes up. This is all within two minutes. He just
maybe was days knocked out quick come flying out of
the back room or the emergency doors in the back
starts punching the cars.
Speaker 1: How can you let me go out like this?
Speaker 3: I'm calling whoever both so lo behold the cops come.
And this biggest thing was like par offers, there's gonna
be so mad at me. So but since he didn't
start it.
Speaker 1: And do you keep the music going through all this? Yeah? Yeah,
you gotta act like nothing's happening. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nothing. You don't want to never stand the mic, I
need a bouncer here or anything like that, because then
everybody's ever standing up want to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: So most of the chaos. Yeah, I'm sure there were
other nights and things that things happened, but most of
the casts came from the customers. Yeah, and not the
dancers are management.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I'd really have to think back. I mean,
girls got drunk, they get mousy. Sometimes this is late
like one thirty two.
Speaker 1: They had a bad night.
Speaker 3: They're taking their somebody. Yeah, but then there was not
like staying after hours and partying all night. Did you
not other bars I worked at? Yeah, there were what
because you think, oh, there's strippers are just you know,
they're staying up till four o'clock in the morning, having
sex in a bar. No, not there, but other bars
I worked at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would happen.
Speaker 1: I played the wild nights.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, playing darts for clothes clothing. Yeah, I'm good
at darts. I'll tell you what. I'll give you fifteens
to sixteenes, clothing out everything, every time close something out,
every bulls eye, we do a shot, and sooner or later.
Speaker 1: It was a good way. Was like shooting fish in
a barrel for you. Yeah, look at that. Did any
of these nights that there that were like the crazy
chaotic things that if they happened club make you want
to quit or no, make you love the job more?
Speaker 3: No, it was just a job. It was just a job.
Was making good money at cutting my debt down? Yeah,
what did you have to like?
Speaker 1: Give me something about the job that no one warned
you about? Was there any part of that?
Speaker 3: I just don't overthink it.
Speaker 1: Just you know, what does that? What do you mean
by that?
Speaker 3: Don't worry about playing what music you want? Just play
with the girls want like I want an Ecy DC
def Leopard, And so did a lot of the customers.
Rock and then you know girls are playing trance.
Speaker 1: Harder rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're going from country to Metallica to uh
rate rave net yeah, rave music stuff like that. You're like,
whyt you throw this together? Like yeah, anywhere, just just
take the music, introduce some of that set. Trying to
reinvent the wheel. You're not doing it.
Speaker 1: As a DJ, right, Yeah, so I can understand that.
You know, at any job, and nothing in La was
like chaotic when you were out there being a strip club,
because I would think, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, nobody's going there to be in a bar fight
or anything.
Speaker 1: No, I would say not, But I mean, like, you know, chaotic. Well,
I would think, let's say a customer got handsy with
one of the girls or yeah, well I.
Speaker 3: Would think that that happened to the Hollywood traffic. Canada's
a group of jam these men and there were one
word med wrestling, oil wrestling, and he kept grabbing the
girls boobs and I was just like, you can't do that. Well,
he goes, you're working out of here, and the guy goes,
what do you mean? As soon as the trouble that
English comes out real quick. In fact, thinking of it,
we had Asian girl I don't know where her name is.
Her mother found out she was dancing there. This is Hollywood,
Tropic Canada. In fact, the guy that used to be
uh Johnny Cocktails, it was in the movie Stripped Tease.
He just contacted me last week and I asked him
about being on here for a segment and he said sure.
His name is Brad Grunberg and his brother is Grunberg.
That was been he was in Heroes. I'd have to
look it ups first week. I think it'd be interesting
to talk to him.
Speaker 1: I love that. Just send him a link. We get
him on the camera.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: This Asian woman's mother found out was dancing there her
and I'm like, all right, where's China? It was her
propst she's outside. I'm like what, So I go outside.
There's a little Asian woman yelling at her daughter in
a lime green bikini thong.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's crying.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm sorry if I'm sounding racist.
Speaker 1: Respect.
Speaker 3: They're yelling in Chinese at each other. All the girls
was dancing is crying because her mother found out. And
she just laughing And I'm like, this is I laughing
my balls off? She ain't coming back?
Speaker 1: How can you knock.
Speaker 3: Can you knock? This is something that would be on
family guys. She's crying and she's crying and her mother
did she come back? And I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think she did, Dougie, you gotta go back and
do you remember? We got to details from the strip
that is funny stuff though, Like.
Speaker 3: Johnny was there the night that the girl pulled a
knife on the other girl. I think I told you
about this. There was a Spanish girl and a Blay
girl and they had to uh oil wrestle and one
they had a beef and I don't think anybody knew
it and it shouldn't be blacker. It doesn't it doesn't matter.
I'm just trying to think of.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that it matters for the story.
I don't even have a problem.
Speaker 3: So, uh Johnny would come in for an hour or
two Friday and Saturday nights and set up the oil wrestling,
and he tried to get the guys some of the
customers do it. They would pay, and if nobody then
the guys wanted to do it, he would just have
two girls do it. So the manager picked the two
girls and like, I'm not I'm not wrestling with each other,
and I think they got they got into it in
the locker room and Johnny's right next to me, and
I see her come out with a knife to the girl. Johnny,
she's got a knife. Johnny fucking halls ass. I go
behind him and I get tied up in the microphone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to kick it off, and I remember this.
Uh he just went up. He got in between him
and he goes, honey, give me the knife, and she
just let us slip out of her hand. Okay, right,
And by the less is more in something like that. Sure,
And I have seen dancers get in the middle of
a fight going get off fucking crushed. Just again, if
you're in a fight and somebody grabs you, you're you're
swinging because you think it's his friend. Right, And that
was the number one rule of the class Kif there's
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At the garden by a point. Or more they just
had a story in, the fourth and then they lost
one At, the garden one, at home and then they
finished it off or maybe they won one. AT home i.
Don't know they've got four whatever, it was and then
the Last game boston had kind of blown. Them Out but,
i'm like, he's like, OH man. I can't, i said
do you realize how hard it is to play a.
PROFESSIONAL sport i don't care what. It is everybody in
that professional sport was the best. Coming up they were
the best in their. Little league they were the best
in their, high school they were the best in. Their
college they were. The best and even if their names
you never, heard of they were. That GOOD and, i go.
It's amazing and then when you get like TO, the
nfl how hard is it to even predict you don't.
Know what guys are just fucking. Burned out they're just
burned out from everything you, Just said like the mental
stress of it, all too, the wanting, the wanting, The
wanting and it does make it like when you see
guys Like, brock purty, mister irrelevant who's now mister irs target,
number one because he, just like you Know what, i'm saying,
he's like he just signed a two hundred and sixty
five million dollar extension with fifty three million dollars guaranteed
a year, or no fifty three a, year guarantee one,
million guaranteed seventh highest paid quarterback. In league it makes
but how hard it is to predict who's gonna make
it who's not gonna, make it. You know and when,
we say well that, guy sucked could that guy have
been burned out by Exactly what doug. Just said i'm sick,
Of eating i'm sick of. Doing this it's not that.
Fun anymore at. This level it's.
Speaker 3: Even Hard, antonio brown he just walks off. The Field yeah. I'm,
done yeah and now he's, A commentator well he's on
a podcast. Or something oh. Fucking loser he got.
Speaker 1: A rest you. Last night oh. He, did yeah he
was in a fight in some bar to. Get, arrested,
REALLY yeah i forgot with a.
Speaker 3: POOL stick i.
Speaker 1: Don't.
Speaker 3: Know Now brock perty is a. Church goer he's. Getting
married he was he was four, time starter four years
in a row Starter. For iowa so he went from
starting high school to doing well. In college now he's
in a. Great system and everybody's been, asking me what
do you think they're going to. SIGN for i thought
it was going to be more longer than, five years
maybe a forty million and a, signing bonus and but
they they, want HIM but i think two years, is
guaranteed and then they can kind of play with the
contract so.
Speaker 1: Well they do with. THESE caps i don't understand.
Speaker 3: The cap and then somebody, says that, you know the
forty nine ers window is, right NOW and, i agree
we get if we got them for, five years let's
win Two. Super bowls We Just resan kittle and looking,
at it you watch these players go like We, lost
greenlaw we lost half finando on another linebacker and we
traded Him. TO denver i love both of my gout,
their jerseys But Obviously john lynch and knowing. Who's injured
and there's another old uh and women can relate to
this too. Old school you play when, you're hurt you
don't play when, you're injured and you better know. The
difference now there's times got wrapped and wrestled and practice
and you work. Through it and that's a lot of
light that's, in life, You KNOW and i think that's
missing from. KIDS' life i don't have to work, through
THIS fucking i go do. Something, else now you work,
through it you keep going to get to. Your goal
but that is that is. The thing and you've heard
that one right what you, can play practice when, you're
hurting when. You're injured there's. A, Difference.
Speaker 1: YEAH but i don't know that people would, know sometimes you,
know SOMETIMES and i think there's a lot of pressure on,
these guys, you know especially now IN.
Speaker 3: The nfl once you get to THAT high i wonder
how your. Day goes you're you're two three hours, of
practice lifting on your. Own resting rest is.
Speaker 1: So important it is, eight hours. You know so when
we see a guy who, they, go ah, he sucks you, do,
IT dude i.
Speaker 3: Don't know he got there for. A reason they didn't
draft him because, he sucks.
Speaker 1: Burned, out whatever you KNOW what. I mean and and
then You Get Tom Brady rock party nine.
Speaker 3: Pick one point one percent. Of, that yeah And Then.
Trey lance they trade three, draft picks this guy that
nobody ever heard, heard of and now. He's done is?
Speaker 1: He? Done well he S.
Speaker 3: The cowboys he got traded. Somewhere ELSE but i don't
know what they saw. On, him well.
Speaker 1: It does it's look you Look at purty's Rag to,
rich's journey and it does make you wonder the inefficiencies,
in scouting are they or is it just? The player
the mental player?
Speaker 3: Like, That yeah i'm sorry. To Interrupt rock Purty To,
shugar sanders shooters. All over everybody's watching him every Weekend.
IN colorado i watched a. Few games. It's exciting they're winning.
In overtime they're like half of people are watching him
to succeed half.
Speaker 1: Of.
Speaker 3: THEM face i never heard Of, Brock party nobody heard Of,
brock perty nobody heard.
Speaker 1: Of him and he Went to iowa not a, bad
school not a not One That, Iowa, state, Yeah Okay.
Iowa state not a, bad school but not one that
was in the national championships or anything. Like that but
even to, get, there right how hard? It is four?
Speaker 3: Year starter nobody came in, after.
Speaker 1: Him right oh. That's, interesting YEAH yeah.
Speaker 3: I DIDN'T and i think a good thing was that
he was a backup to whoever they, had grappolo and
he's he's he's a practice quarterback against the number one
defense at.
Speaker 1: The.
Speaker 3: Time yeah so they're. Running, plays yeah You're running. Seattle's,
plate yeah and we're gonna run our forty ninears defense
and you're playing, against that and they're coming to. At
you they're not gonna, hit you but they're coming.
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the communication required with. THE lifestyle i hear that a
lot from or read that a lot about people in.
The lifestyle though reactions have, been mixed from interneturals to,
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doesn't think it will hurt her chances with. Voters either
her candidacy was inspired but, but WHATEVER but i go
is honestly the best policy in. Modern politics that level.
OF honesty i.
Speaker 3: Think everybody people think people in, politics lie yeah about something?
Speaker 1: Or, other There?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Trump whoever? You Know the democrats wanted to shoot down
of flames for The Alleged, stormy daniels And Yet bill
clinton got re elected after getting ahead of the.
Speaker 1: Waal. Office, yeah well, we well we didn't have we didn't.
Have proof but but And then trump got. Back, in
yeah you KNOW what, I mean i don't know that
this stuff really does matter that miss day.
Speaker 3: And AGE it's, i mean what's? Shocking anymore you? Know
what what that's a? Good point what Makes you oh? My,
GOD yeah i haven't the. PDITY thing, i mean is that?
Really shocking multi million super superstar rap artist has wild. Fucking,
parties no but.
Speaker 1: Wild parties were women were forced to. Do things. THAT
stuff i. DON'T know i guess you bring up a.
Good point what's? Shocking? ANYMORE fair i think people have
been saying that, for YEARS but i, Was surprised like When, In,
cleveland ohio they had a bunch of girls held in
the basement of a house in a suburban in an
urban neighborhood with houses right next to, each Other and,
i'm like that's sort of shocking that, nobody saw nobody.
Paid ATTENTION and i, you know we're all caught up
in our. Own lives how often are we really present
in the, moment anyway you know that you're not thinking
about something else or nowadays being physically in one place
communicating with someone who's not physically in the same place, with,
you right jokes, are flying, you know. Shitty, Things hey
doug's there as a fed Do, You, Hey hey doug
looks like a grape Today from food Of the looms
with his green. Shirt on i'm, teasing YOU but I
know i'm just saying like that kind of stuff. Goes
ON so i. DON'T know i. Don't know, YOU'RE right
i Don't get.
Speaker 3: If you see girls going in, the house do you
start playing scenarios in? Your head do they? Have kids
why are their young girls? Over THERE should i make
a call the nine? ONE one, i mean same way
with The. Uber rider they said there might be a
Fight At. Lilac FESTIVAL do i call? The POLICE do, i,
say hey this. Might, happen yeah they know it. Might
happen so WHERE am? I HELPING because i? Heard it
that's a.
Speaker 1: Good, POINT yeah, I mean i guess there's no secrets
anymore with.
Speaker 3: Years ago i'm sorry, to react like thirty years ago
right in. That area my my best friend when we're
living together with running, a room, he said you know
what's going to cost the most in, The FUTURE and, i,
said no he. Goes, privacy yeah really you think that
he was really.
Speaker 1: Really, Smart, right yeah because by, the way we tell
on ourselves constantly on, social media we tell. ON ourselves I,
keep no, you May but i'm SAYING when i, SAY
we i mean the. Collective overall you could go and
see where your friends are, right now because they told.
Speaker 3: You if they checked. Themselves, out no That's what.
Speaker 1: I'm, saying yeah people check in and then for a
while they were telling people a number of, years ago
go back ten. Fifteen years stop putting your. Vacation pictures
absolutely while you're. On vacation you want to put them
on when, you're, back fine but, you know don't put
them because people are. Getting, ROBBED hey i guess, it's
right you KNOW what.
Speaker 3: I mean i want my car.
Speaker 1: And we're telling, on ourselves and that that's the THING
that i think is. IS bad i don't know what this.
Woman does. It matter if you do a. GOOD job
i could give a shit what. YOU'RE into i really could.
Best reality you.
Speaker 3: Know that one. Was, bad yeah and leave the fucking.
Dog alone don't likes?
Speaker 1: Peanut butter WHAT am i? Gonna do you? Know what?
Do jokes have you? Worked out or you want to? Be? Funny,
oh yeah anything you said you. WERE writing I just
i was part.
Speaker 3: Of it was that all part.
Speaker 1: Of it from, THE seventies i could see that working
really well on stage.
Speaker 3: And then going into this is. Nothing new if you
think women were giving a head just to. Get something
this is hieroglyphics From, the Yeah from egyptian times. Of
pyramids how do you like? That job, you know you're
in the, mud pits you're making brick to make, their
idols and you get the boss with the whip, coming, over,
going hey anybody got any? Artistic Ability and, i'm, LIKE
yeah i draw a camel and a horse from.
Speaker 1: My daughter, All, right doug out of.
Speaker 3: The pits, They're, Like, Doug no, i'm, like.
Speaker 1: Oh let's see where.
Speaker 3: This goes, All right so WHAT do i?
Speaker 1: Gotta do?
Speaker 3: All right get the mud? Off you?
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: That's good WHERE am? I going you're going inside out of. The,
sun yeah, all right this is, Going. Good doug you, Need, Help,
No bob, I'm good no. Assistant needed grab a hammer.
And chisel, All right i'm gonna do. Some artwork? All
right WHAT am? I gonna WHAT am? I chiseling? All
right these people are gonna fuck and you're chiseling in.
The wall, oh yeah that's you're begging for overtime as
that job. PROBLEM is, i mean you get. Bitch that
if you're late from the off course in, today's date
how about bag then you're. Chiseling people fucking you're home late?
For dinner you got come all over? Your sandals, what
seriously if you didn't think they was happening? Is new
they chiseled it in the.
Speaker 1: Pyramids forever they did it out of. Their mind they
have not they, Had models they did not have what do?
Speaker 3: You mean they had people banging right there inside. The
pyramid it's nice, and cold feeding, him grapes hoping they'll run.
Speaker 1: For politician oh, my god you know where have?
Speaker 3: You been that was that's how. Divorce started that guy
came home from chiseling people banging all day in.
Speaker 1: The pyramid his wife's. All mad where?
Speaker 3: You bend you're three? Hours late you smell. Like sex, We're,
Done timmy i'm out. Of here.
Speaker 1: STAND up i don't. Know when uh why didn't you
get to go do your own? Contact places see if
you throw a little thing?
Speaker 3: Up, there yep one? More thing, why wait you're telling
me that you wrote a whole fucking thing for me.
Speaker 1: To do YOU think i don't have a to.
Speaker 2: DO list.
Speaker 1: I do i told you a whole bunch.
Speaker 3: OF it i know. You, DID yeah i procrastinating.
Speaker 1: A little bit of fear MASKED as i was.
Speaker 3: Just, TALKING yes i was just talking to a friend of.
Mine Yesterday why i'm gonna. Call later, SHE'S like i
don't really know what my path is. Right now she
wanted to get into a, restaurant business. Bar business, i'm,
like okay she was asking. Me questions, i'm like you
really have to marry. The bar if you're in that restaurant,
bar business gotta. Be There and matt will tell you the.
Speaker 1: Same Thing.
Speaker 3: And i'm looking at all these jokes and to put
them together is taking time away. From nothing you're working
Out that i'm not doings but working in the breast
cancer well and having the energy to, do it and
like you want. To WORK am i just gonna put
this all together and it's just gonna sit there And
then i'm gonna be more DEPRESSED that i can't take.
It anywhere so there'll be. A time so LAST night
i was actually writing, it down, you know and that
Fitting that egyptian joke in with dating, old women and
you know the porn JOKE that. I make, YOU know
i started my first porn old. LAST week i played.
THE guy i played the husband at least. For work
SO and i watch porn with AND then i go into.
Porn parodies it's Such a Rodney. Danger field that's like
a nod to hit. THAT joke i, feel, like yeah
you know IT'S a i love. The joke i'm not
please don't tell you, that WAY but i could hear
him do what. It is people still ask how we.
Got together, i'm like he was. A, hosted yeah.
Speaker 1: Excuse me the. FUNNIEST person.
Speaker 3: I said i did one JOKE and i love jack grab.
A joke and you know he's calling me a four in.
The morning WHAT can? I say he Want, Some, Cheetos
like i'll be.
Speaker 1: Right over will you pay for? My? UBER yeah i
just get, over, Here.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: Dougie, fresh yes we covered it ALL because.
Speaker 3: I think so covert that maybe is covered in your
body with those. Words cheetahs we covered.
Speaker 1: A lot i, WAS like i looked at, the. Mirror
wuent oh, My god IT'S like i lost a wrestling
Match With cheeto cheetah that's. A Thing thank God For DOUGIE,
Fresh I, bill moran will see. You tomorrow see if
they were, looking borrow kind of Like. With tennessee