WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.000 I mean, you can check it for yourself. It's right 2 00:00:17.039 --> 00:00:18.760 there on the QT website. 3 00:00:19.280 --> 00:00:25.399 That's dog shit, you ask me, because a lot of 4 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:29.719 the texts that came in are the same. The kitchens 5 00:00:29.719 --> 00:00:33.799 haven't always been around, sure, the rollers have always. 6 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:34.719 Been there, yeah, you know. 7 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.759 And and as far as I know, those and maybe 8 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:43.679 they recently changed them and the distribution and maybe now 9 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:47.079 Quick Trip makes them, you know, their roller items because 10 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:51.640 they have a fucking kitchen factory and actual legit kitchen, yeah, 11 00:00:51.679 --> 00:00:53.359 like where they mass produce all this stuff. 12 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:54.960 I dated a girl who worked there. 13 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:59.640 For a while back in the early two thousands, early 14 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:03.399 twenty anyway. But as far as I knew they they 15 00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:06.480 they order them in bulk, right, just like you to 16 00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:09.280 think fast food. You know, they're not back there cutting 17 00:01:09.319 --> 00:01:12.400 up your fucking French fries, you know, the fucking potatoes 18 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:14.359 and putting them in there. 19 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:17.000 Get them out of a box, opened a bag. 20 00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:18.959 Throw them in the fryer. That's what I always saw 21 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.120 when it comes to the QT roller stuff. You open 22 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:23.640 a box, pull a couple egg rolls out, a couple 23 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.120 of hot dogs, and then put them on the roller. 24 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:28.560 And anything past this fucking sign here you gotta wait 25 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:30.799 a little bit longer, because you know they're still cooking. Yeah, 26 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:32.760 you know, so if they changed it with in the 27 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:36.480 past ten years. Okay, fine, no, I hear. I'm just 28 00:01:36.519 --> 00:01:37.719 telling you what the website says. 29 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:40.799 Of course they're gonna fucking tell you that. I want 30 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:46.719 you to fucking believe whatever. Quick Trip propaganda's fucking keeping 31 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:53.519 me down. Shit, man, it's another motherfucker. Some people, man, 32 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:56.200 just don't get it. Okay. I found something on TikTok. 33 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.439 I'm gonna play fun and I actually have two things. 34 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:04.159 One of them brilliant. The other one might be brilliant. 35 00:02:04.159 --> 00:02:06.000 The first one, I'm a play, might be brilliant, but 36 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:09.240 also I have a ton of questions. Maybe you've heard 37 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:11.919 of it before. I don't know, but I'll let you 38 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:13.879 take a listen. 39 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:16.680 Hey, my name is Summer. 40 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:18.800 I'm a freaking I like to fuck on the first day. 41 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:20.759 So if you think you can keep up with me 42 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:27.680 at me one two three eight one two. 43 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:31.240 She's making faces and whatever that is pin pals from prison. Yeah, 44 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:33.240 it's nice to see you and I have the same algorithm. 45 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:36.319 And it's like probably for more reasons than we want 46 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:40.039 to admit, but like it is like she's video recording 47 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:45.080 it in prison on the video phone. It's the fucking 48 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:46.240 weirdest thing I've ever seen. 49 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:49.800 Yeah, I saw that because it pulls up on my 50 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.400 you page, just like Corbyn's as we're doom scrolling on 51 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:58.520 the shitter or whatever. I was like, Okay, is this 52 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:00.919 this has got to be a bait sore thing? You know, 53 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:03.919 obviously for the attention and the clicks and the likes 54 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:07.919 and the messages, but like, does anybody actually expect her 55 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:11.319 to get out and be like, well, you know we've 56 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:12.639 been pin pals in prison? 57 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:14.560 Well yeah, love after lock up. 58 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:24.360 Yeah, that's that's great. I'm looking up. I know where 59 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:26.280 she's at, and I'm going to look up to see 60 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:29.719 what her crime is. So what I want you to 61 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:34.759 think about is what crime is it acceptable? Is it 62 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:37.599 not accepted? On? What is like completely fine? Okay? 63 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:40.560 So like say we actually want to hook up with 64 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:43.159 this gal, and and you're gonna tell us the crime 65 00:03:43.199 --> 00:03:44.840 we got to figure out, Okay, I could deal with that, 66 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:48.919 or no, this ain't happening okay. 67 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:51.840 And and and you're you're like, hey, I'm gonna make 68 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:54.159 a fucking rund to boise. 69 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:58.120 Because she's kidding me that you would forgive and you 70 00:03:58.159 --> 00:03:58.879 just couldn't be. 71 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:04.159 There, like she's cute? Uh? Could you? Could you let 72 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:09.759 murder slide? Oh? Probably not probably not child molestation. 73 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:11.560 But shoplifting. 74 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:16.040 I could let shoplifting slide. I could let that slide, 75 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:18.319 as long as they're not stolen from your partner. 76 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:20.199 Bad checks. 77 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:23.439 If you're writing bad checks out of your own account, 78 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:28.879 that's on you. Embezzlement, embezzlement, I could let that slide, okay, 79 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.959 because she's stealing it from a major corporation. 80 00:04:33.079 --> 00:04:43.040 Yeah, I let that slide. Okay. Oh, Boyce smiling so big. 81 00:04:43.839 --> 00:04:47.279 It's not one you expect. Okay, Like I think we 82 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:50.120 can all fucking agree. Like murder, I don't know if 83 00:04:50.160 --> 00:05:00.399 I want to that smoke. Embezzlement, fine, yeah, Prostitution, oh no, no, 84 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:06.040 drug use okay, drug with intent to distribute, I don't know. 85 00:05:06.199 --> 00:05:07.839 I'd be fine with that. I don't know who you're 86 00:05:07.879 --> 00:05:10.040 hanging with exactly, or that's what I would be worried. 87 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:13.319 Right, depends on the drugs. If it's just weed, all right, cool. 88 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:16.519 If it's mushrooms LSD, all right cool. If she's fucking 89 00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:19.399 slinging meth, and then I'm out because I've been down 90 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:20.120 that road before. 91 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.399 I hear you to me, it's the severity of the drug, 92 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:24.639 or it's not the severity of the drug. If you're 93 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:28.959 muling drugs, right, you can't get out of that, right, right, 94 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:32.040 You're fucked And I don't want to be attached. You're 95 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:32.399 a life. 96 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:35.120 This depends on who you are and how you look 97 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:36.800 at it, because some people would take that as of 98 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:40.639 this is a golden fucking opportunity that you know. Yeah, sure, 99 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.279 I've got to shut a kilo of cocaine up my 100 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:46.519 ass and walking across the border, but I am protected 101 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:49.240 for life, and I have fuck tons of money to 102 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:50.439 do whatever I want with. 103 00:05:50.639 --> 00:05:53.639 I think if you get arrested for muling, they take 104 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:56.839 your money, you don't get to keep it. And so 105 00:05:56.879 --> 00:05:58.920 then you get out trying to be straight and narrow 106 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:02.519 and whoever you muled for maybe like we don't want 107 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:07.279 you talking, right or you want to mule again, right, Yeah, 108 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:09.759 there's a way to live that life. 109 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:12.399 I've seen enough TV. There's a way to live though. 110 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:15.680 You just go straight back into it. You go straight 111 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:17.560 back into it, you know, you don't try to get 112 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:20.000 out and run the straight and narrow you show and 113 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:24.680 you prove your loyalty to whatever organization this is, so 114 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:26.720 you don't rat anybody out because you know that's the 115 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:29.360 first thing that they're going to do. Well, who were 116 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:31.759 you muling for? Who are you working for? 117 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:35.160 Should you be even asking those questions? Right? Well, these 118 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:37.600 are the police asking what I mean when you're dating, Like, yeah, 119 00:06:37.639 --> 00:06:39.720 you should be like, who'd you mule for? Like, I 120 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:41.360 don't know if I want to know all that? Don't 121 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:42.879 ask me about my business. 122 00:06:42.879 --> 00:06:45.439 It is well known in mafia movies that the wives 123 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:49.560 never get involved in the men's business. 124 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:51.680 Don't ask me about it. To be a lieutenant is 125 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:54.040 not the same as being a mule. I'm just saying 126 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:57.079 it all starts somewhere. So I'll tell you the crime 127 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:00.399 she's got. Three I'll tell you the crime, and you 128 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:02.079 can treat us. If it was a guy, but like 129 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:09.279 okay or no, okay, grand theft by any common law, larceny, embezzlement, extortion, 130 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.480 receiving stolen goods. So it fell into one of those 131 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:16.639 problem No, No, I got a problem. I got a problem. 132 00:07:17.519 --> 00:07:23.120 Controlled possession of a controlled substance. No, yes, because now 133 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:24.600 I know what she's got. 134 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:27.319 Now I know that she's in for meth or fucking 135 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:29.519 pills or cocaine. 136 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:31.879 Cocaine, I might lest slide a little bit. 137 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:37.000 Yeah, but the meth and the fucking pills, that's bad 138 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:39.439 fucking news. I've been down that road too many times 139 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:41.240 and I'm not going down that road ever again in 140 00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:41.680 my life. 141 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:45.160 So that right there, strike one, you're out. 142 00:07:45.519 --> 00:07:48.839 Okay, But what if the pills were prescribed matter? 143 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:51.879 It doesn't matter, That doesn't mean anything. That is an 144 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:57.839 attic excuse exactly exactly when you use that excuse in 145 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:04.839 real life, you're not abusing them, right, If you're a 146 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:08.279 legitimate person who's using prescribed pills in the manner of 147 00:08:08.319 --> 00:08:11.519 which they were intended, you're not getting yoked up on 148 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:11.959 that chart. 149 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:14.639 That's a true statement. That is a true statement. She 150 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:16.360 is fucking hustling pills. 151 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:20.800 Or carrying pills without the bottle option. Yeah, but remember. 152 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:22.560 There was a time when you could get them by 153 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:26.279 prescription and just keep getting them by a prescription and 154 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:27.680 then you're so addicted. 155 00:08:27.879 --> 00:08:28.160 Yeah. 156 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:30.800 Absolutely, And that's why I messing with any of that. 157 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:33.600 I know that it's a controlled substance, and I ain't 158 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.480 fucking with any of that at all whatsoever, because it. 159 00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:39.320 Makes you do bad, you're still being nefarious in the 160 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:40.080 example you gave. 161 00:08:40.360 --> 00:08:42.480 Yeah, yeah, because even then if you like you know 162 00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:45.279 your prescriptions up, you're like, oh no, I know, even 163 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:46.320 if your leg's still broke. 164 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:50.240 More right, it's after you've already healed. But yet you're. 165 00:08:50.039 --> 00:08:54.399 Fucking breaking your leg again to keep getting all that 166 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:55.200 so anyway. 167 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:59.360 Or blowing the doctor. By the way, the first one 168 00:08:59.399 --> 00:09:01.840 she gets out twenty twenty six, the one I just mentioned, 169 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:04.639 she gets out in twenty twenty seven. This next one 170 00:09:04.639 --> 00:09:09.720 she doesn't get out till twenty thirty. Child injury, No, 171 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:13.080 that's too broad. I don't know injury to. 172 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:16.200 Child injury, so okay, child abuse, so child abuse, yeah, 173 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:17.039 I'll can do that. 174 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:18.519 So strike one and two. 175 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:22.440 You're done with the controlled substance and you beat your kid, Yeah, 176 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:25.000 because to me it's that's more than just a spanking. 177 00:09:25.039 --> 00:09:27.759 You don't go to fucking jail for just spanking your kid. 178 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:30.840 That is legit abuse. 179 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.679 Listen. People make bad choices, right, that is part of life. 180 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:37.039 We all do it. And you know, I could see 181 00:09:37.039 --> 00:09:39.519 maybe embezzlement or hey I needed to steal get some 182 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:47.120 diapers or whatever. Okay, controlled substance, listen, time was tough. 183 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:50.320 I broke my leg. I didn't realize how many I 184 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:58.279 was taking. Okay, okay, right, bet I beat my child. Whoa, Yeah, 185 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.440 that's not a mistake, that's not a it got out 186 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:04.639 of control. That's you thought that was okay. Yeah, I'm 187 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:06.960 with you on that one. You're out. Yeah, that's a definite. 188 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:08.919 I could probably let the sea I slide. 189 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:13.399 I can be very short tempered. Never could I ever 190 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:18.159 hurt my child even with a short temper. 191 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:22.519 The injury to child could also be an association to 192 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:24.759 the other charge, one of the other charges, right, all 193 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:26.559 this could have gone down at the same time, Yes, 194 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:30.240 she could. It could have been the controlled substance. Could 195 00:10:30.279 --> 00:10:32.399 have been the kid was in the car, right and 196 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:35.000 exposing like during a deal or something. 197 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:38.320 Right, or high on pills, wreck your car, you know, 198 00:10:38.399 --> 00:10:41.840 with the kid in a car. Yeah, so either which way, 199 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:43.080 you know, just on the surface. 200 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:45.120 But wouldn't that have been reckless endangerment of a. 201 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:47.399 Child that could have been plead out. I mean again, 202 00:10:47.720 --> 00:10:50.279 you can parse these out, but to know what all 203 00:10:50.320 --> 00:10:53.559 of it was in the beginning. But she is in prison, makeup, 204 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:59.279 she's a seven to eight maybe, yeah, for sure, And 205 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.639 I want you to hear it again, because our. 206 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:05.840 The line right there in the very beginning. Let you 207 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:10.240 know the first date, so you ain't having a first date. 208 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:14.240 We're going to talk on the phone or send emails 209 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:18.000 or whatever, and then there'll be a conjugal right. 210 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:21.080 Maybe which could be the first date? Do you bring 211 00:11:21.120 --> 00:11:24.000 four hours to that? Do you bring dinner? I don't 212 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.960 think you're inspected, right, I don't think you're allowed. 213 00:11:27.639 --> 00:11:32.159 I brought I got a daisy and some Texas roadhouse ship. 214 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:34.480 This might be the best idea ever. You date somebody 215 00:11:34.519 --> 00:11:37.720 in prison, you don't ever have to buy gifts, right, 216 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:42.840 You just gotta put jpe and you only spend. You 217 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:45.519 don't bring them flowers, You put money on their on 218 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:46.080 their books. 219 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:51.720 Happy anniversary, baby, gets you something good, like a Snickers 220 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:54.840 or something. I know you've been eyeball in that stereo. 221 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:57.519 You get your little walkman. I put a dollar on there. 222 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:01.879 That's going to get you some new makeup, all right. 223 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:03.799 The other thing I have this might be the best 224 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:04.679 idea ever. 225 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:06.919 How to play pub golf, a game a lot like 226 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:10.000 normal golf, but instead of actually golfing, you're just drinking 227 00:12:10.039 --> 00:12:11.960 at pubs. First, you and a group of friends, we'll 228 00:12:12.039 --> 00:12:14.679 have to pick nine different bars in a semi close 229 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:17.960 distance of each other. Each bar will have its own drink. 230 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:20.879 Maybe one has beer, the next one has wine, the 231 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:21.440 next one. 232 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:23.000 Has a shot at tequila. Whatever. 233 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:25.559 Each drink at every bar will get a par which 234 00:12:25.559 --> 00:12:28.039 is the amount of SIPs it should take you to 235 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:30.720 finish that drink. Let's say it's a shot at tequila, 236 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:33.320 that would be a par one, but if it's a beer, 237 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.080 it's probably more of a par five. Now, the goal 238 00:12:36.080 --> 00:12:38.080 of pub golf is the exact same thing as a 239 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:40.320 goal of normal golf. You want to have the lowest 240 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:42.679 amount of points as possible. By the end of the game, 241 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:44.759 each player will get a scorecard with their name on 242 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:46.799 it that will also have the name of the bar, 243 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:49.679 the drink of that bar, and the par for that 244 00:12:49.799 --> 00:12:52.120 drink at the bar, and then right next to that 245 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:55.159 it'll be their score. So whatever they did at that bar, 246 00:12:55.240 --> 00:12:57.320 however many SIPs it took them to finish that drink, 247 00:12:57.600 --> 00:12:58.879 that's their score for that bar. 248 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:00.600 And once you've gone to all nine. 249 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:02.799 Bars, each player will add up their score and whoever 250 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:05.720 has the lowest score wins pub golf. And if you 251 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:07.200 really want to make it a thing. You can even 252 00:13:07.279 --> 00:13:09.600 dress up like golfers before you stupid? 253 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.960 How genius is this? It's I don't make that at all. 254 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:15.000 I'm on that shelgorithm. 255 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:18.919 I think we should do it. Listen. I don't expect 256 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:22.559 us to get through nine bars. I'm just being honest. 257 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:23.720 I think we could do it. 258 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:28.000 Here's what's gonna happen. Let me let me get my 259 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:33.720 little genie ball out here, because we're picking the drink. Yeah, yeah, 260 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:34.600 we have like. 261 00:13:34.559 --> 00:13:40.240 Two bars though, two shots if you're gonna do nine, no. 262 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:41.679 No, let me let me finish my thoughts. All right. 263 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:46.399 So here's what's gonna happen. Is you're gonna have a 264 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:50.240 shot or two or whatever. Right, that's a lot, by 265 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:53.159 the way, Yeah, because you're drinking in a short amount 266 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:57.320 of time, and then you're gonna get some fucker who's 267 00:13:57.360 --> 00:14:05.559 gonna be like it's just a wine. Yeah, it's beer glug. Yeah, 268 00:14:06.679 --> 00:14:11.480 it's a gin and tonic glug. Ye. Do you see 269 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:14.440 what I'm saying? Like, huh. People are competitive as fucks, 270 00:14:14.519 --> 00:14:22.039 so they're gonna you're just doing nine shots? Yeah. Yeah, 271 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:24.360 I used to play this thing in college. I feel 272 00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:26.279 like I've talked about this on the air, Maybe I haven't. 273 00:14:27.159 --> 00:14:30.919 It was called the beast Ball, and it would be 274 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:34.799 a non descript day. We would just know, hey, beast 275 00:14:34.840 --> 00:14:38.000 balls coming up, beast Balls coming up. We would meet 276 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:43.200 draw teams. It was a four on four basketball and 277 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:46.279 it was at the fraternity house, and you knew who 278 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:49.919 your four team members were, and there would be indications 279 00:14:49.919 --> 00:14:51.919 of when it might happen because the school would try 280 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:54.159 to shut it down, so we had to be kind 281 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:56.919 of secretive about it. And they would go, you get 282 00:14:56.960 --> 00:15:01.240 a call beast Ball tomorrow morning, six am. You show up. 283 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:04.600 Every player shows up with a case of Milwaukee's Best 284 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:09.879 because it's yes, yeah, and anytime someone scores a point, 285 00:15:10.039 --> 00:15:14.120 you have to chug your beer. We never finished a 286 00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:19.799 tournament ever. No. Sure, you may play some guys who 287 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:22.360 were ringers, who were really good, but then the next 288 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:25.240 round they get fucked. Yeah. Yeah, And if you made 289 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:26.639 it out of the first round and got to the 290 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:31.120 second round, you could barely walk. You're vomiting the gate. 291 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:37.240 It never lasted till noon. We were hammered. Yeah, this 292 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:40.240 feels like the same thing. You're probably right. Oh, it 293 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:44.879 feels like it's a creative way to drink, for sure. 294 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:49.519 And I could and you're not like traveling, like, come on, Corbyn, 295 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.480 I'm enjoying my IPA. 296 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:55.279 Right Right as that guy was talking, I was like, 297 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:57.679 how could we make that work? I can down a 298 00:15:57.720 --> 00:16:01.519 bloody Mary laggoning fucking nothing, even a double right, even 299 00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:03.159 whatever cocktail, if. 300 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:05.559 It's a pretty much any cocktail, I can hammer. 301 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:07.799 It absolutely, you know, and in a shot that ain't 302 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:08.600 fucking nothing. 303 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:10.039 So I'm with you. 304 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:13.200 It would be very competitive and we would get super 305 00:16:13.200 --> 00:16:14.120 smammered fast. 306 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:16.799 But god damn, doesn't it sound like fun? See? 307 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:18.799 I think that's where it could be a challenge for 308 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:21.799 some too, because I don't like bloody Mary's. So if 309 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:23.879 a bloody Mary was on the list where you had 310 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:26.799 to have a bloody Mary somewhere and you're supposed to 311 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:30.159 have it and say four drinks, like, it would probably 312 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:32.759 take me longer than shirt SIPs because I don't like 313 00:16:32.840 --> 00:16:33.399 to drink those. 314 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:36.080 So that sure, that's gonna hurt my score then yes, 315 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:40.840 But the next stop where it's a chardonnay, you go, 316 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:43.080 I like this, You're gonna drink it in one? 317 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:43.480 Yeah? 318 00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:47.000 Now you just had a bloody Mary and a chardonnay. Yeah, 319 00:16:47.080 --> 00:16:50.039 in a short amount of time. Yeah, in the great 320 00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:52.919 it'd be fun. It would basically do the same thing 321 00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:56.120 for the crawl for cancer. Yeah, exactly my point. 322 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:00.360 And we make it through, we make it to the end, 323 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:04.039 to the very last now and is listen as somebody 324 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:06.000 who's become very much a bystander. 325 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:11.000 By the end, it's like what you doing you? Yeah, absolutely, 326 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:15.039 even though you were collecting bottle caps. That's the best part. 327 00:17:15.480 --> 00:17:17.640 That is the best part is that the very end, 328 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:20.200 you don't you don't know how bad you're going to be, 329 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:22.559 and you may know you may not need whatever. 330 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:27.599 I think that's brilliant. Let's make it happen. Take this 331 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:31.759 to sales, absolutely not. Our problem would be how do 332 00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:34.519 you found nine bars close to you? Yeah? Yeah, because 333 00:17:34.519 --> 00:17:38.319 you don't want people driving. Oh that's easy. Yeah, nine 334 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:41.559 bars downtown, go ahead, nine bars near each other. So 335 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:46.440 we've got the rabbit Hole, the Max okay, right, reds Arnies. 336 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:51.119 I'd have to pull the map right, but there's at 337 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:55.799 least nine. I'll help you faster, Hall Faster, the Bowling Alley, 338 00:17:55.880 --> 00:17:59.920 uh huh, right, huh, the dust Bowl. Yeah, so that's it. 339 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:08.160 Let's see here is the first shop, still saying nope, Okay, Juniper, no. 340 00:18:09.279 --> 00:18:12.319 Fine dining restaurant until four thirty. You're not going in 341 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:16.599 there like a fucking asshole. You are. No race. 342 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:16.960 No. 343 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:19.440 By the way, the bars don't have to participate. This 344 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:25.200 is self created. Absolutely absolutely so. There's at least six 345 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:29.079 right just in the downtown are sliced. If they still 346 00:18:29.119 --> 00:18:32.480 have that bar next to what about the Cellar Cellar 347 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:35.000 Dueller or whatever? The place that's not near downtown is that? 348 00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:38.279 I mean it's downtown, but it is closer to the 349 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:42.440 homeless quick trip? Okay, you know what I'm talking a Yeah, 350 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:46.160 I know what you're talking about. Uh God, because I 351 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:47.839 swear I know. There's plenty. 352 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:52.680 I know Elgin Park. Okay, there's another one that's still. 353 00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:59.559 Uh fucking Kazes Kazes, Yeah, kaz Nellies mcnelly's. Look at that. 354 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:03.920 We've I've never heard Okay, yeah I have, Yeah, I 355 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:07.519 have heard of that. Yeah, there's at least nine bars. 356 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:09.039 Uh don't they have? 357 00:19:09.119 --> 00:19:11.000 What is it? YBr Is that still a thing? The 358 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:15.440 yellow brick road that's over on fifteenth. Oh, that's on 359 00:19:16.960 --> 00:19:20.319 I kN there was. Yeah, there was you know a 360 00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:23.759 gay bar down fucking the Majestic. It's not open till 361 00:19:23.799 --> 00:19:26.400 like nine, who says we have to do this in 362 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:28.759 the afternoon. If I'm doing this, I'm not doing it. 363 00:19:29.359 --> 00:19:32.240 My wife is out of town and her flight was 364 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:35.519 delayed leaving, and so last night she didn't get into 365 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:37.519 where she was going till like eight thirty at night, 366 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:42.160 and they were going to eat dinner and bro I 367 00:19:42.319 --> 00:19:46.000 was going to bed, fun good night, Yeah, and she 368 00:19:46.279 --> 00:19:49.119 I talked to her this morning. She they took their 369 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:53.599 luggage to the restaurant, really and then they went to 370 00:19:53.799 --> 00:19:57.759 a bar with their luggage in toe. I was like, 371 00:19:57.799 --> 00:20:00.880 what are you doing? She's like being social. I'm like, fuck, 372 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:04.720 I'm getting out. Motherfuckers. They didn't check into the room 373 00:20:04.839 --> 00:20:08.599 till like midnight. I'm like this, fuck ye crazy. All right. 374 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:11.960 So if I'm doing it, we ain't doing it at Nagin, 375 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:15.839 all right. So here's what we Arena Pub Arnies hold on. 376 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:17.599 Arena Pub is by the b Oka. 377 00:20:17.839 --> 00:20:22.839 Yes, we could start on Boulder and go bar forty six. 378 00:20:23.680 --> 00:20:27.160 You're just stomping on gimpie. He literally was just starting that. 379 00:20:28.079 --> 00:20:31.839 It's okay, I'm just going down the list of downtown bars, 380 00:20:32.279 --> 00:20:34.079 so Arena Pub and. 381 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:36.640 Then they just have to be close to each other, right, 382 00:20:36.640 --> 00:20:40.039 You don't want to be green. Scooters are like walking 383 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:44.240 to the other side of downtown. Do that later. That 384 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:49.279 can be the Grand Prix. Yeah, the Brook, No, the 385 00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:52.480 Brook is on oh no, no, no, it's by Pac. It's 386 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:54.920 on the Second. It's on Second Street. So that's sasically downtown. 387 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:56.440 That's by the Pac. Yeah. 388 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:58.519 Yeah, So there's going to have to be a little 389 00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:02.480 bit of walking for sure. But I get what you're saying. 390 00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:04.559 You don't want to over extend it. You don't want 391 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:07.920 to walk down to fifteenth Street. No, you don't eleventh 392 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:08.440 or something like. 393 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:10.880 If we got to do fucking ten thousand steps to 394 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:14.200 do this, that fucking sucks. Best comment, by the way, 395 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:18.319 how's this different from regular golf? Right? 396 00:21:18.359 --> 00:21:22.359 Because oh, oh my gosh, enter circles down there as well. 397 00:21:22.519 --> 00:21:25.680 That's another downtown bar a little bit further, I guess, 398 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:27.960 but because it's over there by the canes. 399 00:21:28.359 --> 00:21:31.680 Yeah. But I uh a friend I was at a 400 00:21:31.720 --> 00:21:33.200 birthday party and a friend of mine and he's playing 401 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:36.680