Speaker 1: Why are you playing stuff with so depressing? We heard
Speaker 1: this yesterday for really in the years. Well, I'm just
Speaker 1: now getting over my depression from that man.
Speaker 2: Well, you looked at shoe earlier on the radio, so
Speaker 2: I think he's saying that you could die.
Speaker 3: Later, I found an article about what's on the bottom
Speaker 3: of your shoes?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, okay, you know what. Sure, I'll lick
Speaker 1: the bottom of my shoe. But you know what, it's
Speaker 1: for the kids. This was for the kids.
Speaker 3: This was a double big lick too, wasn't it like
Speaker 3: a full disgusting.
Speaker 1: Mario Mario video to Actually you'll be able to sol
Speaker 1: post it later this evening on it. Yes, it's bad.
Speaker 1: It was two big licks. You could see the wet
Speaker 1: mark on the soles of my face.
Speaker 4: Dave says that this looks bad. You look disgusted.
Speaker 3: Your souls are dirty in the way that gets you sick.
Speaker 3: Dangerous germs live on your shoes. They carry all kinds
Speaker 3: of bacteria, viruses, toxins, and even fun guy on your souls.
Speaker 1: Don't don't do the fun guy. Hey, you know I
Speaker 1: always invite mushrooms to my party. Why because they're fun guys.
Speaker 3: A study by the University of Arizona found that the
Speaker 3: average shoes carry four hundred and twenty one thousand units
Speaker 3: of bacteria on the outside versus on the outside where
Speaker 3: you licked, versus less than three thousand on the inside.
Speaker 1: Of your shoes.
Speaker 3: That's right, ninety nine percent of the microbial load band
Speaker 3: name on your shoes.
Speaker 1: Oh my, chrobial load.
Speaker 3: That's a great found on the bottoms, not the inside.
Speaker 3: Germs can live on the bottom of your shoes for weeks.
Speaker 3: Remember that gas station bathroom you went into last week,
Speaker 3: one where you practically had to hold your breath the
Speaker 3: entire time because it was so gross. I remember all
Speaker 3: the germs that were living on that floor are probably
Speaker 3: still alive on the bottom of your shoes.
Speaker 4: Oh m gya. They don't just thrive on the bottoms
Speaker 4: of your shoes.
Speaker 1: They survive.
Speaker 4: They thrive, They thrive, They don't die.
Speaker 1: They thrive.
Speaker 3: Every day you walk across tiny organic material on the ground,
Speaker 3: whether it's human fecal matter from a bathroom or trash
Speaker 3: residue on the sidewalk. Your souls pick up the matter
Speaker 3: like a sponge. Then the bacteria feed on it, growing
Speaker 3: substantial colonies all across the soles of your shoes, including E.
Speaker 1: Coli.
Speaker 3: We've all heard of that. See difficile Ugh, it's a
Speaker 3: highly yep seed death. A highly contagious bacterium that causes
Speaker 3: diarrhea and colon inflammation and fifteen thousand deaths per year.
Speaker 1: Oh MRSA, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Methicillin resistance stepha cocoles Aurorea highly resistant to antibiotics, causes
Speaker 3: skin infections, pneumonia, bloodstream infections.
Speaker 2: You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. Clepsilia,
Speaker 2: You're gonna die.
Speaker 3: A type of Gram negative bacteria that can cause different
Speaker 3: times of infections or different types, including pneumonia, bloodstream infections,
Speaker 3: wound surgical side infections.
Speaker 2: Ways to die What he's described the worst way to die?
Speaker 2: Seradia fakaria. Why isn't he said leprosy yet?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Why? On the list? Can cause unclean.
Speaker 3: Respiratory infections and painful, dangerous abscesses under the skin that
Speaker 3: can be difficult to treat. My gosh, everybody's favorite. Streptococcus
Speaker 3: or strip for short.
Speaker 1: Is me's a little theoma on there anywhere?
Speaker 4: No, not so far, so you're probably you're probably fine.
Speaker 1: Golly, who invited the party.
Speaker 4: All right, I didn't lick my shoe.
Speaker 2: Okay, penicillin I think it is good, right, So what's
Speaker 2: keep that in the holster.
Speaker 1: There's that work on Merca. I don't know if that
Speaker 1: merci is like impossible.
Speaker 2: It's not a miracle drug that prevents all the stuff
Speaker 2: that we that day've just described.
Speaker 1: Four hundred thousand different micro mario.
Speaker 4: When they don't die, they reproduce.
Speaker 1: They crazy.
Speaker 2: All right, what would you like me to say at
Speaker 2: your funeral? First of all, I know what.
Speaker 1: To do you're not doing. Oh, yes, I am.
Speaker 4: Your mom is already assigned to the job.
Speaker 1: Not let him do my ugle. Oh he's gonna do it.
Speaker 4: He's gonna play the ugly Yes.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no, yeah, I'm speaking.
Speaker 1: I would like both of you, though, in my funeral,
Speaker 1: you know, to put on black leotards and do an
Speaker 1: interpretive dance to uh halls.
Speaker 4: I am and this is sprockets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, should do that, and just to Tom t Haw's homecoming.
Speaker 2: Just do like a So the list of things if
Speaker 2: you die, I clear your browser on your computer right.
Speaker 2: Second is don't let Susan sell the guitars for what
Speaker 2: you she thinks.
Speaker 1: There were right, and destroy my phone and destroy your phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got this quite simple. I got that. I got
Speaker 1: to talking to alert bracelet right here.
Speaker 2: How fast can we get an insurance policy and put
Speaker 2: the money?
Speaker 1: Call Big Glue. He licks shoes too.
Speaker 4: Now to make you feel a little better.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm Big Glue. I'll lick shoes too.
Speaker 3: This article was written by shoe Tizer. They want you
Speaker 3: to buy a shoe decontaminator.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just more germ propaganda from Big Shoe.
Speaker 1: That's all that is, man, that's all that is. Well.
Speaker 1: Business is good.
Speaker 3: By the way, ninety nine percent of the bottom of
Speaker 3: shoes tested tested positive.
Speaker 4: For fecal matter. Nine percent something you could be the one.
Speaker 3: Percent, yeah, tested positive for you. That's from CNN, not
Speaker 3: shoe Tizer. Hey, what was on the show today?
Speaker 1: Looked poop? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, looked poop those shiga loos. That's never hurt anybody.
Speaker 2: You'll find out if she pays attention to you, because
Speaker 2: if you go, she goes what's on the show today,
Speaker 2: and you go.
Speaker 1: Like booth, that's nice. She had committee, she's my wife
Speaker 1: had committee meetings this morning. I'm gonna clear the first
Speaker 1: they want to do this kisser though, that way we
Speaker 1: both got it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I got a text her and say kiss I
Speaker 4: want kisser.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: If I got to go through this craps, she does too, man.
Speaker 1: And plus I don't want to dating anybody else after
Speaker 1: I die.
Speaker 4: What do you got there?
Speaker 1: Well, businesses in Florida depend on spring break. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: In the eighties, Daytona was the place to go, No sure,
Speaker 1: and then they started to run us all off. For example,
Speaker 1: here's a shock or uh here, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a hat. I'm gonna give you and Mario Hot supposed
Speaker 1: to hold on to it. So hold on to your hats.
Speaker 1: You I didn't go to college, but you went to
Speaker 1: college spring break. Oh yeah, I did seven tours of
Speaker 1: college spring break Daytona. But they used to, you know,
Speaker 1: it was the biggest thing. That people start going to
Speaker 1: South Pottery Island and all these other places just because
Speaker 1: then Daytona started to run us off. Yeah, well evidently
Speaker 1: that Evidently Daytona is big again. But now the sheriff
Speaker 1: down there, his name is Michael Chitwood. He says that
Speaker 1: he doesn't want it. He doesn't want spring breakers down there,
Speaker 1: and even went so far as this is a quote
Speaker 1: from him, he says that where is it? We don't
Speaker 1: want you here, and to be honest, nobody wants you
Speaker 1: here in Daytona Beach.
Speaker 2: The same thing was said of Destined the chef the
Speaker 2: sheriff in Destin. Remember a couple of years ago there
Speaker 2: was a huge fight or something down there, and the
Speaker 2: sheriff said in the press conference, we get a lot.
Speaker 1: Of Louisville people.
Speaker 2: We don't want you here. Stay home, don't come to Deston.
Speaker 2: We're tired of Louisville people. So what happens is we
Speaker 2: all know this, so Panama City will be the spring
Speaker 2: break place, right yeah, and all the businesses are in.
Speaker 2: But what happens is they destroy your city for six
Speaker 2: eight weeks of the summer they are spring They destroy
Speaker 2: your city, and then after about five or six years,
Speaker 2: people go, this isn't worth it.
Speaker 1: So what do they do?
Speaker 2: They say, start arresting everybody that's drinking, and they'd run
Speaker 2: them off to Daytona.
Speaker 4: And then they realized they missed the money.
Speaker 1: Right, they get into.
Speaker 3: The money and they try to get them back, try
Speaker 3: to get the adults back in your families back in.
Speaker 1: And they don't do that. So then it goes to Daytona.
Speaker 2: Then it goes to remember Fort Lauderdale, Yes was Fort
Speaker 2: Lauderdale nineteen eighty four. We're going to Fort Lauderdale, and
Speaker 2: then they just rotated because.
Speaker 1: They you're gonna want them back. You have these and.
Speaker 2: Look when you went, was there twenty people to a room.
Speaker 2: You're just destroying the room.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't really destroy a couple of rooms. We did,
Speaker 1: but for the most part, there was always eight of
Speaker 1: us in the room. And here's what we would do.
Speaker 1: We would get a room they had two beds, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so we would take the mattresses off the box springs,
Speaker 1: yeah and sit them. So the basically the whole room
Speaker 1: was just one big mattress or box spring and you sit.
Speaker 1: And so one night you had to sleep on the
Speaker 1: box The next time you got the mattress. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you were hopeful anyway that some people wouldn't make
Speaker 2: it back to the room anyway.
Speaker 1: Right, that's when you looked for anything. There was plenty
Speaker 1: of times in Daytona Beach when I went home with
Speaker 1: a ten I went home, I went home at hey, wait,
Speaker 1: let me get a line, I know you. I went
Speaker 1: home at two with a ten and woke up at
Speaker 1: ten with a two. What was his name? Didn't ah?
Speaker 1: He said, what's his name? Did you hear that?
Speaker 2: I would think that those are the worst nightmare in
Speaker 2: the world would be to end up in Miami or
Speaker 2: Daytona during spring break week.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? No? I can? I cannot.
Speaker 2: That's why we went to Saint Augustine. They're like, you're
Speaker 2: going to Saint ouxtyin. I was like, yeah, it's boring
Speaker 2: and quiet. Again they rolled up the sidewalks at ten
Speaker 2: thirty the sounds of mattlock.
Speaker 4: Well, what's what is gen z? What age is that
Speaker 4: gen z is.
Speaker 2: Up?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: From the I guess twenty five?
Speaker 3: Gen z is nineteen ninety seven through twenty twelve. Current
Speaker 3: age thirteen to twenty.
Speaker 2: Eight, thirteen to twenty eight. There you go, thirteen to
Speaker 2: twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Brand new term for gen zers who are just now
Speaker 1: starting in the workplace. It's called micro retirement. Evidently, gen
Speaker 1: zers are fed up with the corporate day to day
Speaker 1: grind and they want a better work life balance, so
Speaker 1: they're stepping away from their jobs for extended breaks, even months,
Speaker 1: because they're considering enjoying the retirement now instead of waiting
Speaker 1: until the end of life to use the retirement.
Speaker 3: Yes, and all the articles that are put out to
Speaker 3: try to talk you out of taking early retirement tell
Speaker 3: you the government doesn't want you.
Speaker 4: To because it's a good thing to do.
Speaker 1: Look, no, what I'm saying. They're in their twenties, so
Speaker 1: they're quitting a job. Angel sweetie, Yes, kitten.
Speaker 2: The world is not when you were twenty where you
Speaker 2: went to go work for a corporation, you probably work
Speaker 2: there forever. Right like we walked into radio stations, we
Speaker 2: never left those world. That world doesn't exist for the
Speaker 2: twenty somethings. The twenty something's no, they're gonna work for
Speaker 2: somebody different every five years. So they so there's no oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna screw up my longevity here or all the
Speaker 2: stuff that I've built, because they're moving job to job anyway.
Speaker 2: So I'm all for them to say, I've saved up
Speaker 2: twenty five thousand in my four to one or whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty six, I'm taking a year off and take
Speaker 2: the twenty five grand and go live in Colorado for
Speaker 2: a year.
Speaker 1: I was set for them when I was seven years old.
Speaker 1: Good for them seven years old. I took my first
Speaker 1: job at a machine shop when you're seven, seven years old?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, six weeks later I was the floor supervisor.
Speaker 4: I get it, and I went up from there.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: But take a huge penalty though. If you get it
Speaker 3: before fifty nine and a half, you have to pay taxes.
Speaker 4: And I'm thinking of that dude, they're twenty five.
Speaker 1: They don't care.
Speaker 4: They don't care, and they're gonna take a year off
Speaker 4: and have fun.
Speaker 1: I'm taken my retirement the second I'm it's like three years.
Speaker 1: I think I can go.
Speaker 2: Person that I've met that retired and said they regretted,
Speaker 2: you know what their big regret was? What was their
Speaker 2: big regret that I gave them the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I stuck around those last couple of years.
Speaker 3: The people that want a way to take retirement, you
Speaker 3: have to keep working probably and then maybe five years
Speaker 3: from now. Oh, your your payment is bigger, but guess what,
Speaker 3: your health might not be that great. What are you
Speaker 3: gonna do with that money?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Why not take it the second you can and enjoy
Speaker 3: it while you're young enough to do something with it.
Speaker 1: Image you want in three years. I think I'm going
Speaker 1: my problem another year with you, and then.
Speaker 2: My problem is I've done some like you go to
Speaker 2: the beach for a little bit longer than you should. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you start to get in that groove, like if
Speaker 2: I took a year off of not working at twenty
Speaker 2: six years old, Well, how hard would it be to
Speaker 2: go back to work at twenty seven? Like you've just
Speaker 2: spent a year at the beach just having fun for
Speaker 2: a year, and how hard would that be to get
Speaker 2: back in the groove to actually work again?
Speaker 1: Probably hard. Last time we were in Mexico, it's just
Speaker 1: kept saying, I can't wait just to come down here
Speaker 1: and be here for months.
Speaker 4: You have to be sixty two, by the way, Dwight first.
Speaker 1: Well no, but you can get yeah to get your
Speaker 1: fifty do and a half. You can get your four
Speaker 1: to one k right right for the four without penalty.
Speaker 1: I've got hundreds of dollars in that.
Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot about that micro retirement. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1: Good for that.
Speaker 4: I'm not take off, take off for six months?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 4: Why are you mad?
Speaker 1: Because they're smarter than we were. You gonna build a
Speaker 1: career take it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look like you've done a great job. I
Speaker 4: heard Mario on that one.
Speaker 2: You look so happy that you've grinded it out for
Speaker 2: the last four years.
Speaker 4: That's good job.
Speaker 3: He's got four hundred thousand bacterium swimming around them.
Speaker 2: So upset because they're like, dude, I'm just I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take six months off because that's what you would have done.
Speaker 1: I've got to worry about mis othemioma.
Speaker 4: Dude, the list that he read off, you're not a
Speaker 4: little worried.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried. He's licking a shoe.
Speaker 2: Will you send him the article so he can put
Speaker 2: some of those things in the post?
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, I'm gonna put it in the post. Yeah
Speaker 1: you are. I know you know what. You know what
Speaker 1: when I post that video, you're almost gonna say what
Speaker 1: it's gonna say. Dwight Whitten selflessly licks his shoe for
Speaker 1: the kids, the kids, and then I'm upset. Dot dot
Speaker 1: dot It's for the kids, man, Okay? Uh?
Speaker 2: Talking about spring break destinations? Number one in Florida is
Speaker 2: what what's the number one destination is a Panama City style? No,
Speaker 2: Panama City, probably Miami. Now, No, what's number one. Where
Speaker 2: a little mouse at where's the mouse? Orlando's number one.
Speaker 2: It's one of the most visited places on planet land having.
Speaker 1: A beach there.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: See, it's goes to show how stupid that generation is.
Speaker 1: No offense, Mario, number two. Mario said it first. Fort
Speaker 1: Lauderdale is number two. Number three. I don't get this one. Atlanta, whoa,
Speaker 1: let's call that's where.
Speaker 3: No more and more people are just going to cities
Speaker 3: and partying, not worried about being on the water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a thing. That's the thing Atlanta, Georgi, Mario.
Speaker 1: Would you go to Atlanta on spring break?
Speaker 2: Maybeation are strip clubs still a thing for you youngsters? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or is it even a thing?
Speaker 4: Good answer? Yeah, good answer.
Speaker 1: It never was my thing.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I always wasn't that.
Speaker 4: Famous for Atlanta? Isn't that what Atlanta was famous for?
Speaker 1: There? They were famous, famous for that. They were famous.
Speaker 3: Freaknick Freaknick went away though. Here's where you should go.
Speaker 3: Number four on the list is Miami.
Speaker 1: No, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh. I'd go with Miami in a heartbeat, because.
Speaker 1: No, Miami's nice.
Speaker 2: Remember they only had like thirty murders in all of
Speaker 2: like two thousand and whatever.
Speaker 1: That's on their tourism Miami only thirty murders.
Speaker 4: You probably won't die.
Speaker 1: And let you look at you.
Speaker 2: Next on it is no way Honolululu is a kid
Speaker 2: or spring break.
Speaker 4: That's say for they get ten hours to get there.
Speaker 2: Here's another one people a non beach destination. Number five
Speaker 2: or six on this list is New York, New York.
Speaker 1: Let's take a subway tree and comb my head while
Speaker 1: we're ratting it.
Speaker 4: Perhaps, and you may diets. They say, definitely.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna do the nine to eleven museum thing,
Speaker 2: don't do it at the end because it'll it'll, uh,
Speaker 2: it'll ruin your.
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet you know, just your mindset. I've seen
Speaker 1: pictures of people standing there. It's you know, where the
Speaker 1: two towers stood. It looks like a kind of like
Speaker 1: a hole with a fountain now and it just looks chilling.
Speaker 2: It's called a what's it called. It's a forever pond
Speaker 2: or something gazing.
Speaker 1: We're so smart.
Speaker 2: Anaheim, Los Angeles, California is next on this list.
Speaker 4: Mighty Ducks whose parents are funding this crap?
Speaker 1: Oh kidding.
Speaker 2: Tampa is next in Florida. Tampa's a fun town. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 2: Tampa's a fun town.
Speaker 1: Doing me in hawn Lulu for spring break, we are
Speaker 1: going to have a lobster therbadoor eating contest.
Speaker 2: Indian Rocks Beach at Saint Pete. That's a fun that's
Speaker 2: a fun beach.
Speaker 3: All right, in that same little stretch on the on
Speaker 3: the Gulf coast of Florida.
Speaker 2: Next on this list is Chicago, Illinois. No, it's still cold.
Speaker 1: You will do what you do. It's still cold on
Speaker 1: spring break. March. No, I've been up to. I used
Speaker 1: to go with the Cubs for opening Day and we'd freeze
Speaker 1: our butts.
Speaker 2: Of no way, what are you March drink. Charlotte, North
Speaker 2: Carolina is next on this list.
Speaker 1: Charotte, Will you go to Billy Graham Museum and the
Speaker 1: and the Andy Griffith Music.
Speaker 4: I've never been, but I'm thinking is going to be boring.
Speaker 1: Charlotte spring Break. They the hornets anymore? They don't do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Hey what do I know them? Boy? Is
Speaker 1: Rex Chapmans to play with him?
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Speaker 2: whas to Tony and Dwight Show with Dave Jennings, so
Speaker 2: ghastlyak at Metro Hall.
Speaker 4: Could you walk past there this morning to I, before
Speaker 4: you lick your shoes?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is that TV Dinners playing it is? I was off
Speaker 1: not eliminator, but what was the after burner?
Speaker 4: So on a whim, Yes, on a whim. Dwight decided
Speaker 4: to lick the bottom of his shoe live on the.
Speaker 1: Air before the kids.
Speaker 2: It's a couple of hours ago and now we are
Speaker 2: doing a little research and basically there's nothing you could
Speaker 2: have licked that was worse than the bottom of your
Speaker 2: shoe apparent Atlant's worst thing iPhone not as worse.
Speaker 1: Here's what's gonna suck though, Like if I do get sick,
Speaker 1: you know, and I go to the doctor and like,
Speaker 1: what are a couple of the things on their days
Speaker 1: that you're crazy? Crazy? Oh? You had mersa strap? And
Speaker 1: I go eco, I said, well, doctor Scott Young, can
Speaker 1: you help me out? I think I might have mers?
Speaker 1: And hell, why on earth will you think that?
Speaker 3: Then I got to answer it, and remember on CNN,
Speaker 3: ninety nine percent of shoes tested tested positive four.
Speaker 1: I feel better better? Hang on, I feel better now?
Speaker 1: Did you just say the source was CNN?
Speaker 4: Human?
Speaker 1: I feel bad?
Speaker 2: Later today up on social media, Dwight licking the shoe.
Speaker 1: Will be on Mario is here today.
Speaker 2: So we were lucky enough to video the way Dwight
Speaker 2: is gonna die.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, I might have made a mistake. Philippe Esparaza
Speaker 1: is going to be next next Duda.
Speaker 4: Man, it feels so disappointed. You would not be a
Speaker 4: good secretary.
Speaker 2: To know your brain's not working today, and then you
Speaker 2: probably have a brain eating amba.
Speaker 1: It's now reaching your If I got a brain, it's
Speaker 1: gonna starved. Are you kidding me. Let me get can
Speaker 1: you can you all start? All right?
Speaker 4: So singles have said, uh, here's the deal.
Speaker 2: When you you fight, so you meet somebody and you
Speaker 2: go back to your place.
Speaker 4: All right, Ladies are saying these are.
Speaker 2: Critical mistakes that people make when they go back to
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 4: All right, they.
Speaker 1: Say, Look, licking her shoe.
Speaker 2: Licking shoes is bad. That's not on this list, but
Speaker 2: I think it's implied.
Speaker 1: J always trained to let me know. It is eliminator.
Speaker 1: Just in case you were wondering, what is TV dinners,
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. I think it's you wondering.
Speaker 2: Uh, you have attention deficit disorder along with PTSD and.
Speaker 1: UPS and yeah, uh, what's the other one?
Speaker 4: Manic depressive depressive obsessive COMPO.
Speaker 1: So I have OCD PTSD.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then a couple in ADHD because you're just
Speaker 2: reading random text in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 4: Okay, so they still have ADHD. Put away, put it away,
Speaker 4: don't call for I.
Speaker 1: Mean, man, germs, dude, you crazy.
Speaker 2: Put away your self portraits thirty thirty eight percent, saying
Speaker 2: having too many photos of yourself on display isn't.
Speaker 4: A good look.
Speaker 1: Who does that?
Speaker 4: Who does that?
Speaker 3: I've been to people's offices though, where it's like there's portraits.
Speaker 1: On the walls, desk, on shelves.
Speaker 2: It's either them or them with other people, but they're
Speaker 2: in every picture.
Speaker 1: I do have a tasteful nude of myself over our fireplace.
Speaker 2: But you do notice this stuff, especially on Facebook. Like
Speaker 2: I could tell a lot about a person if I
Speaker 2: go to their Facebook page and they don't have really
Speaker 2: pictures of themselves, theest pictures of their kids.
Speaker 4: You could tell they're into their kids more than themselves.
Speaker 3: My wife went to a doctor once and on the
Speaker 3: all around was here's me at the beach, here's me
Speaker 3: horseback riding, here's me in the Alps.
Speaker 4: You're like, how much does this cause now?
Speaker 2: So get rid of those self portraits. Okay, bedframes?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with bed frames?
Speaker 2: So women said have one women forty three percent of
Speaker 2: respond and said they will they they would think twice
Speaker 2: about dating someone that had their mattress on the floor.
Speaker 3: Fortunately, Dwight, that's only forty three.
Speaker 4: You found the fifty cent.
Speaker 1: I got married.
Speaker 2: It was probably fifty to fifty if I had the
Speaker 2: mattress on the floor, I had a frame. I never
Speaker 2: really thought.
Speaker 1: We needed it. My first apartment had a frame for
Speaker 1: We didn't have a bed. We just we slept on
Speaker 1: covers in the living room floor.
Speaker 4: You gotta you always gotta ticket South End.
Speaker 2: Further, we didn't even have roofs. Yeah, we didn't even
Speaker 2: have beds. We just had napkins. We had napkins on
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 1: We were south in. I wish I would have had
Speaker 1: a napkin. Plants.
Speaker 4: I think that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: Get a bed frame if you want to. If you
Speaker 2: want a serious girl friend.
Speaker 1: I've got a bed frame, but I don't have like
Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
Speaker 4: Not you dude, you're buried all right, don't need this.
Speaker 1: I might want to date somebody. They don't exclude me
Speaker 1: just because I'm married. Plants.
Speaker 4: Plants are a beautiful addition if they're alive.
Speaker 1: That's what they said.
Speaker 2: Forty four percent of the women said they've got to
Speaker 2: be alive. That they find it ichy if all the
Speaker 2: plants are dead.
Speaker 1: When I lived at Pentacook Apartments in the South End,
Speaker 1: I had two here we go, two ferns here we go.
Speaker 1: You know I caught him was my never greens because
Speaker 1: they were completely brown. But once they're dead. You don't
Speaker 1: have to do anything with them.
Speaker 2: He always has the one up South End nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: six story that two ferns and they were dead.
Speaker 4: But you don't pay attention to something that can't even
Speaker 4: talk to you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay attention to her.
Speaker 2: But in ferns are so hard to kill. Oh man,
Speaker 2: like you got to really try to kill a fern.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but what you get him dead? That's
Speaker 1: a good line to the woman when you have her
Speaker 1: up back and go, look these are my never greens,
Speaker 1: and they laugh and then their panties fall. This is
Speaker 1: probably a big one.
Speaker 2: Keep these the dirty towels, hung up dirty clothes in
Speaker 2: the hampter sixty five?
Speaker 1: What's a hampter? Hamper?
Speaker 2: Sixty five? Richard Garan KEEPS's clothes repelled. Ive seen dirty
Speaker 2: clothes all over the floor.
Speaker 1: That's where Richard Gere keeps his dirty clothes.
Speaker 4: And the hamper is not even funny. It's not funny.
Speaker 1: It's in a amter. It's not funny.
Speaker 2: Pick up your dirty clothes off the floor. Yes, almost
Speaker 2: seven out of ten women said, man, just pick your
Speaker 2: clothes up.
Speaker 1: Dude. Guys say that thing. My poor wife. No, God,
Speaker 1: lover discuss that man.
Speaker 2: Cleaning up after shaving is essential. Seventy percent of women
Speaker 2: who take a hard pass on guys that if they
Speaker 2: look in the sink and there's whiskers and hairs on
Speaker 2: the sink, well, it's gross.
Speaker 1: It's gross. What about when you cut other hair? Overall?
Speaker 4: Overall you always have to go a bridge too far?
Speaker 4: Here we go, you to man.
Speaker 2: Eighty percent of respondents these are the ladies. Ladies, they
Speaker 2: said dirty, A dirty kitchen is icky. It's eight to
Speaker 2: ten boys. Yeah, if you had a sinkful addishes, man,
Speaker 2: that's kind of nasty. Or if there's like a mold
Speaker 2: on a plate looking at you, Dwight looking at you
Speaker 2: a bit cleaner than what Dwight just licking?
Speaker 1: Hey, ladies, if he licks his shoe, what else will?
Speaker 4: Here's the deal?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: The biggest deal breaker for these ladies are, what's my pet?
Speaker 1: Peeve, dave?
Speaker 4: What's my deal breaker?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Stinky, stinky?
Speaker 2: If it smells, if the apartment or house smells weird,
Speaker 2: eighty percent of women say I'm out.
Speaker 4: If it smells funky, I'm out. I'm sorry, mister Gacy,
Speaker 4: I will not have dinner with you.
Speaker 2: I'm with them. If a girl is stinky, there's no way.
Speaker 2: I don't care who she is.
Speaker 1: I'm out.
Speaker 4: No stinky for me.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. If Jennifer Andison were stinking, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I still don't care, don't care. I'm out.
Speaker 2: Jennifer, you're stinky, I'm done. Stinky is the worst it
Speaker 2: can it could. It totally throws it off the game.
Speaker 2: You know it's true too, You don't like stink?
Speaker 1: Well, no, but it was Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, Hey man, Well it depends.
Speaker 2: What if I'm in a Dolorean and I go back
Speaker 2: in time and it's nineteen ninety eight, Jennifer, maybe it
Speaker 2: should have to be drunk.
Speaker 1: Not only if she were stinky, would I do that?
Speaker 1: But then I would go around to all my friends afterwards,
Speaker 1: go hey, smell me.
Speaker 4: There are some people that don't mind stinky.
Speaker 1: What if Dway you had a shot.
Speaker 3: But the only way you could do it is if
Speaker 3: David Schwimmer was included.
Speaker 1: Well that's a tough one. I mean, Ross and Rachel
Speaker 1: and Dwight. Do I gotta do anything with Ross? Or
Speaker 1: can I just participate? That's up to you. If I
Speaker 1: could participate, On the.
Speaker 2: Other end, I'm fine with that, Jennifer Aniston last one.
Speaker 2: Gifts from an ex are even worse. Half of the
Speaker 2: women responding said it's a big issue if there's memorabilia
Speaker 2: or keepsakes from a former girlfriend still out on a
Speaker 2: shelf or in the apartment or house.
Speaker 1: The best thing that I like to do is got
Speaker 1: a girl home and shore my Star Wars action figures.
Speaker 4: I can see that this is It depends if it's
Speaker 4: a picture.
Speaker 1: Of her, this isn't one of the original sad people
Speaker 1: from nineteen to seventy eight.
Speaker 4: I think it's uh, if it's that's important.
Speaker 3: If it's a cool picture frame that you just like
Speaker 3: the frame. I mean, at some point you can get
Speaker 3: past that stuff were to you. It's just a frame, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I think if there's pictures of you in the
Speaker 2: exorll that's different that Okay, That's what I'm saying. Did
Speaker 2: I think there's like, well, he's not quite over the
Speaker 2: other one, of course, not right apparently.
Speaker 1: Perhaps.
Speaker 2: Plus with women, it's all about competition. It's all about competition.
Speaker 2: It's not really how hot the guy iss like, Ooh,
Speaker 2: she had him, I must have him too.
Speaker 1: Let's do a couple of trains stories.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, not college.
Speaker 1: Not college.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of colleges have trains for transportation. Trains,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you wait? What's your what's your train?
Speaker 3: Song?
Speaker 4: From Saxton?
Speaker 1: Oh, Princess of the Nine it's about a train that
Speaker 1: delivers the mail. We laughing at man, your hard It
Speaker 1: is to be a train in the snow in the ice.
Speaker 1: Listen listen to the about the Princes of the Night
Speaker 1: on news radio eight forty w h A s bring
Speaker 1: the mail through the ice is snow it bring it
Speaker 1: brings the mail.
Speaker 4: It's got a face like Thomas.
Speaker 1: Thomas the train. I don't know, go what do you what?
Speaker 4: Stupid train story?
Speaker 1: Do you have to listen to? Saxon? This was a hit?
Speaker 1: Or was it a hit? In your brain? Is it
Speaker 1: Dwight Witing hit it?
Speaker 4: It's in our system?
Speaker 1: Is really yes? Well there you go, Saxon. Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: it be Well, there's been talk for years about a
Speaker 1: tunnel from New York City to London.
Speaker 4: There are five Saxton songs in our system.
Speaker 1: What are they?
Speaker 3: Princess of the Knight, battle Cry, Yeah, Chasing the Bull yeah,
Speaker 3: denim and leather, yes, maybe, and strong arm of the
Speaker 3: luck stop get out.
Speaker 1: We are the strong arm of the.
Speaker 2: I could have lived my entire life without knowing what
Speaker 2: songs from Saxton are in our systems.
Speaker 1: Saxon, there's no tea and you know, well.
Speaker 4: We've talked about that it would cost how much a
Speaker 4: trillion dollars?
Speaker 1: They said it was going to cost nineteen trillion dollar.
Speaker 1: Boy Elon Musk is now saying he can do it
Speaker 1: for a thousand times less than that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want the cheapest contractor on
Speaker 2: a rail projects and never finish and they never make money,
Speaker 2: they never saved money.
Speaker 1: We want to group group on for out of space trip.
Speaker 1: No no grip on for eyes, laser removal hair, what
Speaker 1: is it called laser team?
Speaker 2: Trillion seems low. I mean, it's a tunnel from New
Speaker 2: York to London.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, thank you, thank you. Elon Musk says he
Speaker 1: can do it for a thousand times less than that.
Speaker 1: Plus the thirty four hundred mile trip from New York
Speaker 1: to London would be with vacuum tubes, making it possible
Speaker 1: to make the thirty four hundred mile trip in just
Speaker 1: fifty four minutes, but current calculations suggest that the tunnel
Speaker 1: to take ample completion would take seven hundred and eighty years. Then,
Speaker 1: but then we're just doing the transporting the star trek thing, right,
Speaker 1: of course we are. Let's keep it on train news.
Speaker 2: Why would it take eight hundred years? Why would it
Speaker 2: take eight hundred years?
Speaker 1: I don't know, only seven hundred eighty. Well, think about it, man.
Speaker 2: I would think in one hundred years are going to
Speaker 2: have technology that's going to be able to do.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Do the particle thing? Please tell
Speaker 1: you have a better train story than that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a good story. In Sri Laka, a fifty
Speaker 1: three year old grandmother, Olga Promovia.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that all of those are correct.
Speaker 1: Olga Olga. Well, the back name's a little suspect, could
Speaker 1: be off on anyway. The fifty three year old grandmother
Speaker 1: was traveling on a passenger train in Sri Lanka when
Speaker 1: she leaned out the train to get a shot of
Speaker 1: herself and take a selfie. Oh no, no, that's where
Speaker 1: her head hit a rock.
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Speaker 2: That's right, But somebody's grandma got her head lopped off
Speaker 2: because she was taking a selfie.
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Speaker 2: news radio eight forty WHS.
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Speaker 2: Sesame Streets, Snuffalophacus got married, had a kid, and then
Speaker 2: they got they got divorced.
Speaker 1: Oh, Snuffleopcas is not circumcised.
Speaker 2: In fulfilling the education of the children on Sesame Street.
Speaker 2: They felt like they needed to cover divorce. So snuffle
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Speaker 4: To man, he was the great big purple thing right.
Speaker 1: No, No, was like an elephant and he.
Speaker 2: Looks like a wooly mammoth. Yeah, without the tusks.
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Speaker 2: Later today look on social media to see the video
Speaker 2: of Dwight licking the shoe, and then also we'll keep
Speaker 2: you posted if he dies from said licking of shoe.
Speaker 3: All right, have a good day, everybody, fun up date
Speaker 3: for ninety chance you have fecal matter in your mouth?
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