WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.880 --> 00:00:08.240 Boys, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred 2 00:00:08.599 --> 00:00:09.960 and fifty seven. 3 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:11.919 I don't get anything funny to say. 4 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:15.599 It is time for us to head to SmackDown for 5 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:20.440 July twentieth yay two thousand and seven, No where everything changes. 6 00:00:20.920 --> 00:00:24.079 Everything that goes wrong is going wrong in the world 7 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:29.800 at WWE, including everyone getting injured. But when that happens, 8 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:32.520 you have to call for the big Man. 9 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:35.799 But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates. 10 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:39.000 Listen, dipshit. If you're not over on Patreon dot com 11 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:42.359 slash Deadlock PW already, then you're making me sad, because 12 00:00:42.359 --> 00:00:44.240 you should give it a try. It's a great time 13 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:46.159 over there. We got so much stuff, and if you 14 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:49.159 listen to the show every week, well, gollig, I believe 15 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.759 you would enjoy it over there that's Patreon dot com 16 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:54.920 slash Deadlock PW because you got stuff like the Deadlock 17 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:58.200 After Show. That's the show that happens after the show. 18 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:00.439 We usually play video game. We talk about this, that 19 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:02.759 and the other. And on the last episode of the 20 00:01:02.799 --> 00:01:06.840 After Show we played Backyard Wrestling Number one Don't try 21 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:10.319 this at home and remembered just how fucking insane that 22 00:01:10.359 --> 00:01:10.920 game and that. 23 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:13.400 Roster is Yeah, I had a great time on that one. 24 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:16.159 Dude. I love that game and it actually makes me 25 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:18.120 even more excited because that means, you know, eventually we're 26 00:01:18.159 --> 00:01:20.200 gonna have to play backyard wrestling too, And I've never 27 00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:22.040 played that with you, and that's my favorite. 28 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:27.359 One and and oh oh, got nothing else to say. 29 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:29.239 In that same tier as the after show of the 30 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:31.719 five Dollars Tier and above, a new episode of Watch 31 00:01:31.799 --> 00:01:34.799 This is up on the Patreon. Of course, we watched 32 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:38.239 a legendary match of WCW. It is a hardcore match 33 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:43.920 with Kevin Nash and Hardcore Hack, which I thoroughly enjoyed. 34 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:46.799 They put it all on the line for our entertainment. 35 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:49.840 They went forward and Hack showed why he can hang 36 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.519 with the big boys. So you should go check that 37 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:54.400 out and hang with the big boys over on our Patreon. 38 00:01:55.040 --> 00:02:01.200 Also on the Patreon The Way It's So Long and 39 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:04.319 this Month's Long Way our full length watch Along. It's 40 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:09.759 with our pal former two time DPW World Tag Team Champion, 41 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:15.439 DPW Tag Festival winner One Half of Violence is Forever 42 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:19.639 with Dominic Kareny. It is Kevin Cou, Kevin Cooh joins 43 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:23.520 us true till death. Kevin Koh and he picked armaged 44 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:26.479 in two thousand, WFS Armaget in two thousand and with 45 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:29.759 the six man Hell in a Cell main event. 46 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:32.400 It was a great time. Rikkeish was there. 47 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:36.159 Rakish was there and a card full of I mean, 48 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:38.879 it's the most fucking two thousand card I could actually 49 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.919 ever imagine. I was. I was naming the matches before 50 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:43.520 I even knew they were coming to the ring. It 51 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:44.400 was ridiculous. 52 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:45.520 It was pretty impressive. 53 00:02:45.639 --> 00:02:47.639 We had a great time with Kevin Cooh, and you 54 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:49.520 can have a great time with all three of us 55 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:51.639 in the ten dollars above tier with the latest edition 56 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:55.360 of The Long Way. 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Now let's talk about SmackDown July twentieth, two 66 00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:25.960 thousand and seven. 67 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:34.199 All right, let's get into WWE's SmackDown for July twentieth, 68 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:35.479 two thousand and seven. 69 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:38.759 Oh man, oh man, I love talking about this era. 70 00:03:39.280 --> 00:03:42.560 I have such a good time watching the very inspired 71 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:48.240 SmackDown writing and wrestling from two thousand and seven. James Boy, 72 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:51.919 oh boy. In fact, I sat here watching it going yipee. 73 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:55.319 I was fucking jumping for joy watching this show. 74 00:03:55.319 --> 00:03:57.080 Man. If you go to any comments on a two 75 00:03:57.080 --> 00:04:00.639 thousand and seven SmackDown episode on YouTube or TikTokers, this 76 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:01.680 was the gold age. 77 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:06.039 I think that if I had the chance, if I 78 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:09.319 could reach through the screen and throttle anyone, it would 79 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:11.639 be anybody that had a good time watching. 80 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:13.719 This back the fuck in, man, the summer is about 81 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:14.280 to change. 82 00:04:14.919 --> 00:04:17.639 Before we talk about this lovely episode of SmackDown from 83 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:20.199 two thousand and seven, let's talk about what was going 84 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:23.000 on in the shitty water wrestling with the Wrestling Observer 85 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:27.040 newsletter from The Observer, July nineteenth to two thousand and seven. 86 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:29.959 The latest WWE video game was almost complete when it 87 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:33.600 was ordered to extract Benoir from it. There was apparently 88 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:35.759 a lot of problems because things were so far in 89 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:37.879 the process, but the feeling was it would be a 90 00:04:37.879 --> 00:04:40.399 pr disaster to release the game with Benoir as one 91 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:42.759 of the star characters. Well, that would have been a 92 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:46.240 fucking disaster. But I will say I do think a 93 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:48.600 lot of people use this as an excuse is why 94 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:52.399 that game uh sucked ass And really I left this 95 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:54.120 in here too. Once again bring up that smack of 96 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:56.279 verser All two thousand and eight sucks ass and you 97 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:59.240 should be ashamed if you fuck with this game. Thank you, 98 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:02.120 melt he says. All of you SmackDown fans, all of 99 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:05.040 you if you recall Meltzer said, I said to enjoy 100 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:07.680 it while you can. There has been a philosophy change 101 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:10.079 with the show, and Meltzer says this could just as 102 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:12.759 easily change the next two weeks. The idea is SmackDown 103 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:14.600 is no longer the wrestling show and is now to 104 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:16.959 be booked like Raw. The reason behind this is the 105 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:20.560 loss of London, Kendrick, Booker, Kennedy, and Benoit. The belief 106 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:22.800 is they don't have the talent depth to do the 107 00:05:22.839 --> 00:05:25.759 show the old way, even with Finley and Edge anchoring 108 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:28.360 the brand's in ring and Hardy there and Masterio back 109 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:30.600 soon Vince changed a lot of the show this week 110 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:35.160 to lead to the new philosophy. I mean, boy, oh boy, 111 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:37.959 we've talked about this. I feel like this has come 112 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:40.360 up a decent amount of times, James, where you know 113 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:42.360 there's a backstage deal, like hey, you guys got to 114 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:45.160 slow it down, and this, that and the other. I 115 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:47.000 feel like this is another one of those, and this 116 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:48.920 SmackDown felt absolutely like that. 117 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.439 I love how much motion Paul London had. He was 118 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:52.160 making shit happen. 119 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:55.360 This SmackDown we lost, whereas London. 120 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:58.959 Yeah, they lost Paul London. They said, hey man, he 121 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:01.439 show's done. 122 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:03.279 Might as well kill the cruiser, right division, Like what 123 00:06:03.319 --> 00:06:04.839 the fuck are we gonna do? That little bastard was 124 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:08.800 going nuts. Vince is kind of intrigued by Sandman, so 125 00:06:08.839 --> 00:06:11.439 he may get an undercard push. Vince likes his unique 126 00:06:11.519 --> 00:06:16.160 character in interviews. This makes so much sense, actually, like 127 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:20.839 Vince always has guys at one. Salmon's awesome, but like 128 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:25.240 Sandman being the antithesis of we and Vince liking that 129 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:26.480 makes so much sense. 130 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:29.720 Yeah, I mean, Samman's awesome in any company, but one 131 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:31.759 where he sticks out like a sore thumb. I mean, 132 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:33.160 it's hard to ignore that. 133 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:37.480 Jim Ross's restaurant is now open in Norman, Oklahoma. The 134 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:40.120 place is decorated with autographs of wrestlers, as well as 135 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:44.279 John Wayne memorabilia and a Mickey Mantle room, which are 136 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:47.240 two of his childhood heroes. Meltzer says, we need to 137 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:49.759 find Charlie O'Connell and get a jersey or roller skates. 138 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:52.319 I'm assuming that somebody else Jarad likes or Meltzer was 139 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:53.800 just kind of just thrown in guys that he likes. 140 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:58.399 Here he fucks with Charlie O'Connell in the middle of this. Hey, 141 00:06:58.399 --> 00:07:00.480 I'm putting out of bounty. Can we find some Charlie 142 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:05.879 O'Connell jerseys for me? Among other items, there are Triple 143 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:08.959 H's wrestling boots, Rick Flair's boots, and Shawn Michael's ring 144 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:12.120 outfit and Undertaker ring outfit to Austin's boots he wore 145 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:15.959 at three different WrestleMania's, Mick Foley's last SOCO, and Caine's 146 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:19.399 last mask Jr. Restaurant. Man, I don't know how much 147 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:22.000 I've heard of this. I can't imagine this still exists, 148 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.639 and I'm sad we would have totally made a trip 149 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:26.439 out to the JR Restaurant. 150 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:27.920 You know what I would order if I went to 151 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:28.839 the JR restaurant? 152 00:07:29.560 --> 00:07:32.800 If James went to the JR restaurant, I mean, you 153 00:07:32.800 --> 00:07:34.920 would wear your best, you'd have the chain on. I mean, 154 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:37.759 you'd be ready to go. Probably take a nice gander 155 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:40.680 at the menu. I'm sure the waitresses are super nice. 156 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:44.000 I just caid, what would you order? 157 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:49.759 I would get a j R Burger with a sign 158 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:55.720 of Charlie O'Connell fries and a John Wayne milkshake. 159 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:57.240 A bit. 160 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:04.279 I want to say style, I'll say it stinks here. Man, 161 00:08:04.279 --> 00:08:06.759 there's a bunch of bullshit her Triple Ah's boots over there. 162 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:09.160 I mean also wearing these are three different WrestleManias. Can 163 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.199 you guys air this fucking place out? What is going 164 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:11.639 on here? 165 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:13.360 Where? Did Nick fully keep the sock? 166 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:18.480 Well? Sh all that waitresses talk about shirt? I like, 167 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:23.040 I like this? It was all right? 168 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:25.160 Says you got your talking like that. I guess if 169 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:25.720 you'll come in. 170 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:29.560 Oh well, god damn, shut all you want. 171 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:31.000 It's just a pretty good restaurant. 172 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:33.240 You want the can Coca cola? 173 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:41.799 Absolutely not. I'm about to go to Scott Stewners show. 174 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:44.360 Oh you leave here what I order? We'll beat the 175 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:45.320 funk out of you about that. 176 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:51.399 I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 177 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:55.399 I'm back and forth conversation with waitress doing jay Orfo said, 178 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:56.600 you doing j Orful? 179 00:08:57.639 --> 00:08:59.120 It's a pretty kick ass restaurant. 180 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:04.480 Well, JR. Back there on the broileries style ship, you. 181 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:13.919 Got the poor and starboard attachment. Rep up those fires. 182 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:17.039 We serve. 183 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:27.679 I'd about to, oh, what's here too? Well? Hey, oh, 184 00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:30.519 I don't know who are you? 185 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:36.960 Oh you did, j R? Oh ship, you're mocking me. 186 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:40.080 I'm just saying what I'm saying. 187 00:09:42.480 --> 00:09:44.919 Are you done with those burgers yet? Jim? The table 188 00:09:44.960 --> 00:09:45.799 three wants them? 189 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:47.840 We serve food here, sir. 190 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:52.240 Thank you, sir? May I have. 191 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:56.039 It? 192 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:58.799 Prob even goes up to the table. Someone's complaining about 193 00:09:58.799 --> 00:09:59.799 their fucking burger? 194 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:09.320 Fuck you you're wrong? Are you sure? Uh my burger 195 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:10.480 was made incorrectly? 196 00:10:10.919 --> 00:10:12.000 Who's talking to me? 197 00:10:12.919 --> 00:10:18.799 Well, it's I'm at the table. I'm a customer. Fuck you, 198 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:27.720 you're wrong. You were right? Well I don't even particularly 199 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:29.440 like Sean Michaels. 200 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:39.759 Okay. After downplaying it all week, Edge gave word this week. 201 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:43.519 He suffered a torn pectoral muscle after taking a bad 202 00:10:43.559 --> 00:10:46.720 bump while selling for Kaine in the Marty gras Uh 203 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:50.159 ceremony on the seven to ten SmackDown Show. Because of 204 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:52.279 the injury, he became the latest and a long list 205 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:54.480 of SmackDown World champions who lost their titles or plan 206 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:58.320 title runs due to outside forces, which we'll talk about 207 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:00.440 on the show, but just in case anyone's I know, 208 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:02.639 it is not to work for whatever reason, they didn't 209 00:11:02.679 --> 00:11:04.840 just fucking do this to get Kali the belt out 210 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:09.080 of nowhere. Edge is actually hurt, which that sucks, Like, 211 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:12.120 I feel like he's had a fucking super bad shake, 212 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:14.919 especially like leading up to seven here, where you know 213 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:17.039 he's kind of getting somewhere and then he gets hurt 214 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:18.080 over and over again. 215 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:21.360 Yeah, dude, he definitely had problems with injuries that plagued 216 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:23.799 his entire career. I mean, thankfully he was able to 217 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:27.080 do shit like in between the injuries, but it felt 218 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.120 like whenever he was finally having the run at the 219 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:31.960 top deal, it's like something always came down on him. 220 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:35.519 Yeah. Yeah, that's I mean, it's it's a fucking miracle 221 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:39.080 that dude still wrestles today. From The Observer, July twenty fifth, 222 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:43.399 two thousand and seven, Mascarita Segrata is quitting the promotion 223 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:46.639 of I believe this is triple A to join CML, 224 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:49.240 where they offered him a big pay raise to come 225 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:53.000 in as Mini Mistico. His contract expires in September, but 226 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:55.639 he's looking to get out. Earlier, there was heat on 227 00:11:55.720 --> 00:11:57.919 him because they booked him to drop his Mexican national 228 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:00.879 minis title on the July sixth Heah Show, and he 229 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:03.559 refused to do the job. They ended up with Mini 230 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:07.799 Hysteria beating Mascarita Divina. Sorry if I'm saying that wrong 231 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:09.759 to become number one contender. It wasn't clear what they 232 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:11.799 were gonna do with the title at that at press time, 233 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:16.159 I love Vasgrida Sograda. I mean, my man, he knows 234 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:20.480 he's a draw. He's going where the big money contract 235 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:24.879 is and I'm not doing any jobs. This is a 236 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:26.080 hall of favor right here. 237 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.799 I mean, this is like one of the highest regarded 238 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:31.519 minis of all time. Of course, I'm not fucking jobbing 239 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:32.639 on my way out. Brother. 240 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:36.879 Hell no, I'm not here. The territory lives and dies 241 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:39.200 by me. I'm not fucking making the next one. I'm 242 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:41.159 the one. I'm out here. I'm about to be a 243 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:42.919 mini Mistico. They're gonna play the song for me at all? 244 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:45.679 Fuck you. Last couple of things here from The Observer, 245 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:49.000 July thirtieth, two thousand and seven. SmackDown on July twentieth, 246 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:50.480 that's the one we're about to review, did a two 247 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:53.000 point six rating on the Fast Nationals and an early 248 00:12:53.080 --> 00:12:57.440 estimate of four point thirty million viewers. What's seemed to 249 00:12:57.519 --> 00:12:59.759 drive the ratings above usual was the Battle Royal with 250 00:12:59.759 --> 00:13:02.600 the championship steak, as it was a major growth during 251 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:05.840 that match. So uh, I mean, that's a lot of 252 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:07.840 goddamn people for this smack Down. A lot of people 253 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:09.480 disappointed by what they were watching. 254 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:12.679 Dude. Wow, a two point six rating is above usual 255 00:13:12.799 --> 00:13:14.399 for SmackDown in two thousand and seven. 256 00:13:14.679 --> 00:13:18.120 Yeah, yeah, I guess so at the very least, you know, 257 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:20.399 the Fast Nationals of it. Yeah, I mean, I don't 258 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:23.200 know what they were at unless that was maybe there 259 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:25.279 were maybe they were like two point three, Like maybe 260 00:13:25.320 --> 00:13:26.039 it wasn't too far. 261 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:30.159 I mean that's like, you know, we're only so many 262 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:33.639 years removed from when this show would regularly do fives. 263 00:13:34.519 --> 00:13:38.000 Time comes for us all James even for wrestling that 264 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:42.000 the truth. Last thing here, Dustin Rhodes was scheduled with 265 00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:46.480 a gimmick called Platinum. I believe this is TNA instead 266 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:49.559 of gold Dust, and instead of quoting lines from movies, 267 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:53.679 he would be quoting instead of sorry, and instead of 268 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:57.120 quoting lines from movies, he would be quoting lyrics from songs. 269 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:00.279 Meltzer says it worked for Michael Hayes in nineteen eighty three. However, 270 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:02.879 when going through trademarks, they found on an independent wrestler 271 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:05.000 had trademarked that name, so they have to tweak things. 272 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:11.919 The Dustin Rhodes BOLTI verse really expands unbelievably far. I mean, 273 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:16.399 gold Dust loves movies, Black Rain hates movies, it loves TV. 274 00:14:17.080 --> 00:14:21.519 Platinum hates them both and loves music. That's pretty impressive, man, 275 00:14:21.679 --> 00:14:25.440 Like it's like the faces of Folly at seven on 276 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:26.799 this room, my damn career. 277 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:30.039 Seven hated wrestling. 278 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:37.360 The face is a fully hoie fuck. I mean him 279 00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:42.279 doing gold Dust, Black Rain, fucking seven and Platinum all 280 00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:44.799 in the same show, Like, I mean, you could have 281 00:14:44.840 --> 00:14:48.440 run a whole goddamn dusted roads shows. He is the 282 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:53.799 Austin Powers of WCW if he wanted to be well, 283 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:55.720 that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about 284 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:58.919 w SmackDown July twenty, two thousand and seven. 285 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:06.200 All right, let's get into this SmackDown. Yes, sir, we 286 00:15:06.399 --> 00:15:08.279 promise you a great Maine event here tonight. 287 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:10.600 Rady Blassy, the Maker of Champions. 288 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:18.080 Andre the Giant running Wild rest peace, My god? What 289 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:19.000 an if you. 290 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:21.600 Are fire? 291 00:15:21.879 --> 00:15:26.799 Jimmy, Hell yeah, it's not over. No world is watching. 292 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:29.720 Wow. That was fucking great job, buddy. 293 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:33.480 I mean that's what it's all about. 294 00:15:33.639 --> 00:15:38.039 Boys, That's what the fuck we do here. This show 295 00:15:38.120 --> 00:15:39.919 did not deserve such a cool intro this show. 296 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:43.960 Come on, man, yeah, I mean we're about to change 297 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:46.320 some things. Man, the summer is about to get interesting. 298 00:15:46.600 --> 00:15:47.639 What the hell does that mean? 299 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:51.720 No Paul London, no Spanky, but we got a new top. 300 00:15:51.679 --> 00:15:54.559 Guy, the summer of great Colleague. 301 00:15:55.159 --> 00:15:57.399 So we get the intro to smack Down here, which 302 00:15:57.519 --> 00:16:00.240 uses the theme song Rise Up. This is the one 303 00:16:00.320 --> 00:16:02.720 with the comic book drawings of all the SmackDown wrestlers. 304 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:09.720 It has drawings of Edge Caine, Batista, Mark Henry, Undertaker, 305 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:13.159 and Fit Finley. Kane's is fucking egregious. 306 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:16.440 Dude. I mean they made him crazy, gummed out, like 307 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:22.600 he looks fucking nuts. Finley's is they're all scary. 308 00:16:22.639 --> 00:16:26.039 His nuts looking too, man. I think the best one 309 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:28.480 up here was probably Mark Henry's. His was kind of cool. 310 00:16:28.759 --> 00:16:30.919 Mark Henry's was kind of cool. Even the Undertaker one 311 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:33.720 was kind of closer to like, at least those ones 312 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:37.559 looked like them, Like, these are fucked up looking these 313 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:41.159 Like why did they make them look like this? Why 314 00:16:41.159 --> 00:16:43.480 didn't they juice to like cool drawings? Why'd they make 315 00:16:43.559 --> 00:16:44.919 them look fucking insane? 316 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:48.200 Nowadays they use some AI bullshit. Dude, they I mean 317 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:53.960 the fingers, his eyes, this doesn't look real. 318 00:16:54.279 --> 00:17:00.879 You mean it's Caine. Use your imagination the fun I 319 00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:02.600 at least liked that Kine was in hell in his. 320 00:17:03.080 --> 00:17:05.759 Kine looks different on every piece of media they show 321 00:17:05.799 --> 00:17:08.119 through this entire show, and then at the end of 322 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:09.920 this show, it like zooms in on his face and 323 00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:11.880 you're like, oh, yeah, this is like a normal dude. 324 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:15.079 They didn't want to give like Eugene the drawing or uh, 325 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:18.759 Deuce and Domino, who the hell is that? They're the fuck? 326 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:21.160 Come on, they're carrying the tag division here on this show. 327 00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:24.519 Holy fuck, what happened to Spanky in London. 328 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.960 That they had to get sent to the other side 329 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:28.720 of the tracks? 330 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:36.319 Oh dude, So the Pyro goes off here to start 331 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:39.839 the show as Michael Cole and JBL welcome us to Laredo, Texas. 332 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:42.680 You ready for a shitty as show, Mogel, Yes, the go. 333 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:45.480 Home show here for the Great American Bash two thousand 334 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:45.960 and seven. 335 00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:49.400 Indeed, and as you said, Laredo, Texas were in here, 336 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:54.440 we're still smacked on fist. Doesn't feel right, I assumed 337 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.359 in my brain two thousand and seven is always HD era, 338 00:17:57.519 --> 00:17:59.559 We've already changed to that. But no, we're still smacked 339 00:17:59.559 --> 00:17:59.920 on fist. 340 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:02.599 Yeah. The only reason I expected the SmackDown fist is 341 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:04.759 literally because the SmackDown versus Row two thousand and eight. 342 00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:07.720 Ah, you know what, that makes a lot of sense. 343 00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:11.359 Cole does say that we've heard news all week long, 344 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:14.880 an announcement concerning the World Heavyweight Championship, and I said, oh, 345 00:18:15.880 --> 00:18:17.680 and I guess you know what, I should have expected 346 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:20.279 that this was going to be how this started. I mean, 347 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:21.759 I knew the only thing I knew going in through 348 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:23.119 the show is that there was a battle Royal for 349 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:25.599 the world title. Everything else was kind of up in 350 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:27.720 the air. But I guess I should have known that 351 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:31.440 it wasn't just for fun, like somebody buzz them got hurt. 352 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:34.079 Yeah, so we start off here with the Teddy Long 353 00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:37.359 town Hall. He's going to come out here to announce 354 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:40.359 that Edge has been injured and he cannot compete for 355 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:42.680 the next thirty days. So it's all over. 356 00:18:43.079 --> 00:18:45.599 He says. His personal physician said that he won't be 357 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:47.880 able to compete for the next thirty days. And Teddy says, 358 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:52.839 now as we know we yes, we know. It states 359 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:56.200 in the Bye Laws of the WWE rule Book that 360 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:58.480 a champion must offend his title within that period of 361 00:18:58.519 --> 00:19:01.319 time thirty days. Wow, this book goes out the fucking 362 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:02.079 window eventually. 363 00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:03.720 Huh Yeah, what rule book is that? 364 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:06.839 You know what? They did release a physical WE rule 365 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:08.599 book at one point I did I either own it 366 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:09.480 or I did own it. 367 00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:10.160 Dude. 368 00:19:10.160 --> 00:19:11.839 I want to find the w rule book that they 369 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:13.680 released and I'm going to go over it. I'm gonna 370 00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:16.039 see if there's any gems we get funded that. So yeah, 371 00:19:16.079 --> 00:19:17.720 Teddy says he's here to inform me that Edge will 372 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:20.480 be relinquishing the world title. Tonight, which gets a big 373 00:19:20.599 --> 00:19:22.599 pop from the crowd. Yeah. 374 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:25.319 Edge is actually pretty emotional about all this stuff, and 375 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:27.200 the crowd is just chanting you suck out on the 376 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:28.319 entire time, dude. 377 00:19:28.559 --> 00:19:31.160 They are giving him the total business, which I mean, 378 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:34.400 it's a testament to how over he was as a heel. 379 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:38.839 Though absolutely I will say it is taped. That is 380 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:42.960 also very true. So ye in the bylaws of the 381 00:19:43.519 --> 00:19:47.400 rule book, they're smacked down his taped. These reactions are fucked. 382 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:51.920 They at the very least are fifty percent canned. And 383 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:54.839 you could expect that, but I mean, you know, I 384 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:57.079 want to be surprised if if most of it was 385 00:19:57.359 --> 00:20:01.880 real heat here. So Teddy introduced his Edge and he says, 386 00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:04.160 Edges appearing for the last time as world champion, I 387 00:20:04.240 --> 00:20:08.160 mean that was pretty nuts. And Cole Cole says it's 388 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:10.240 a Saturday for Edge, and j B says, well, it's 389 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:12.640 a Saturday for SmackDown. He was the one to put 390 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:16.640 butts in the seats. We have no draws draws on 391 00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:17.200 this show. 392 00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:21.960 Call Maggle, they fucking released Brian Kendrick, Paul London. Is 393 00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:25.519 I hear Magle? Michael Mister Kennedy failed what do we do? 394 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:28.680 So? Edges in the ring and he takes his glasses off. 395 00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:33.759 He's sad. The crowd chance you suck, dude, the crowd 396 00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:35.519 chances you suck. And then it cuts to his sign 397 00:20:35.599 --> 00:20:39.079 in the crowd that says, rated our stupid star get 398 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:40.440 fucked dide. 399 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:42.960 Edges like looking out into the crowd with tears in 400 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:43.480 his eyes. 401 00:20:43.880 --> 00:20:50.559 You suck, you suck. That's nuts. He's like trying to 402 00:20:50.599 --> 00:20:52.279 get through the speech too. He's like, oh man, this 403 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:55.039 is gonna be tough. Uh can I get some appropriate lighting? 404 00:20:55.279 --> 00:20:57.640 So they put a spotlight on him. He says, as 405 00:20:57.680 --> 00:20:59.559 a kid grown up, I used to watch what was 406 00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:03.160 then the old Wrestling Federation. What break his neck, then 407 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:06.720 break his legs while you're not it pipe and blaws. 408 00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:09.000 We don't call it that anymore. Pipe and some booze. 409 00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:14.480 Deficularly is he actually no mechalic? 410 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:14.920 Stupid? 411 00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:18.079 He says, my achievements having come with their setbacks. He's 412 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:20.759 torn his peck, he's ruptured his groin and broken his foot, 413 00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:23.279 had surgery five times in my left knee. 414 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:25.440 Oh wow, that goes around a lot of. 415 00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:29.119 That's a SmackDown sickness. You get there, Yeah, you get 416 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:30.920 a bunch of the surgeries. When you show up with 417 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:33.000 the blue bread that's at the bylaws. He says he 418 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:34.880 didn't for himself to prove he could do it when 419 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:36.519 he came back, and he said there was a lot 420 00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:37.680 of people that have doubted that he could. 421 00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:38.400 Uh. 422 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:40.119 He says, I can deal with all those injuries because 423 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:42.039 they happened in my home, because this is my home. 424 00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:45.200 But last week I was innocently attacked by a seven 425 00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:48.960 foot psychotic monster named Kane. Was it back room's drawing 426 00:21:49.079 --> 00:21:52.640 Kane the drunk because that dude was getting down crazy dude. 427 00:21:52.640 --> 00:21:54.599 I love the way he said this. He said, all 428 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.759 these injuries happened, you know, in the battlefield, but this 429 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.640 one was different because Caine crashed my Marty Grass celebration. 430 00:22:01.799 --> 00:22:02.839 So I hope you're happy, Kaine. 431 00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:05.960 How could you do this? How could you do this? 432 00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:08.519 Did Edge like just win the title? Why the funk 433 00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:10.359 was he having a Marti Grass celebration? 434 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:14.319 Shit me dieing? I have no fucking idea. It's so funny. 435 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:17.319 They show up video on a second it's Edge celebrating 436 00:22:17.400 --> 00:22:20.920 Marty Grass style. Fuck you, Kine, you fucking. 437 00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:23.559 Ruin me Marty Grass. 438 00:22:23.720 --> 00:22:28.559 No fuck by Marty Grass celebration. Great, thanks a lot. 439 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:32.119 You suck you suck a lot. 440 00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:40.039 My name is Kate, Oh great, his name is kay. 441 00:22:42.680 --> 00:22:44.400 Ed says he knew that he couldn't beat me, so 442 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:45.720 we had to do whatever he could. And I hope 443 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:48.920 you're happy. Caine, I really ruined it. 444 00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:54.759 He's not even pissed off about losing the title. He 445 00:22:54.839 --> 00:22:56.920 just pissed off. The Marty Grass celebration didn't go off 446 00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:57.519 without a hitch. 447 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:00.240 He was propably. I mean, when you put plans together, 448 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:03.240 James and they get fucked, it's something to be upset 449 00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:11.759 about it. You ru damn, He says, Well, Caan, you're 450 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:13.920 not gonna get your title match now because during that attack, 451 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:16.920 I had my left pectoral muscle torn completely to the 452 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:18.960 bone and I'll have to get surgery and be off 453 00:23:19.000 --> 00:23:22.880 for four months. What the fuck did Kin do to 454 00:23:23.079 --> 00:23:26.759 fucking kill him like this? Like God damn hit him 455 00:23:26.759 --> 00:23:27.440 with opiniata. 456 00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:30.519 It was probably just hanging on by attendon by that point. 457 00:23:30.599 --> 00:23:33.519 You know, m that does happen, doesn't it. 458 00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:34.000 Yeah? 459 00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:36.400 Well, Edge says Caine has deprived all you people the 460 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:38.599 joy of seeing your world champion in action. But I'm 461 00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:41.039 not gonna leave you people without anything. I came up 462 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:42.119 with a little tribute video. 463 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:42.799 This. 464 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:46.319 This is my favorite wrestling trope. Like, I love this. 465 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:49.400 I love a heel that gets a video package made 466 00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:52.680 of himself and plays it all the way through Like 467 00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:54.839 that is so fucking annoying. 468 00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:57.160 Yeah, I love that the video plays, it goes all 469 00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:59.079 the way through, it cuts back the Edge and he's 470 00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:02.480 watching it with like a slight smile on his face, crying. 471 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:06.599 You guy's gotta tear in his eye. Yeah, they played 472 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:09.319 the version we watch was dubbed, but I believe it 473 00:24:09.480 --> 00:24:12.599 was the simply the best song by Tina Turner. 474 00:24:12.839 --> 00:24:15.480 Oh wow, okay, yeah, sure, thing that makes sense. 475 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:20.519 The best, which is even fucking funnier. I mean it 476 00:24:20.559 --> 00:24:22.200 goes through a ton of his moments, I mean, him 477 00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:24.319 doing him, growing up, him doing the j like it's 478 00:24:24.359 --> 00:24:25.599 like a retirement video. 479 00:24:25.960 --> 00:24:28.440 Yeah. It even shows the Marty Grass celebration that came 480 00:24:28.519 --> 00:24:30.839 fucked up for everybody. Fucking king. 481 00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:35.440 My dad wouldn't take me to Marty Grass. 482 00:24:36.920 --> 00:24:38.039 Oh what he said something. 483 00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:43.839 My name is all right? Yeah that's right, I was translated. 484 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:47.279 So the video ends and Edge, as you said, has 485 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:49.599 had you know, he's got a big smile on his face, 486 00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:52.680 but he's crying and the crowd booze and Teddy gets 487 00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:54.240 in the ring. Its his hold on. Now play what 488 00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:56.920 the fuck turn the lights? Can we turn the light song? Please? 489 00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:58.319 That was funny. Turn the lights on? 490 00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:01.160 Come on, dude, he says, Now, Edge, you see this 491 00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:03.400 is a lot of drama for me. I thought that 492 00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.319 was fucking hysterical the general manager. Come on, dude, there's 493 00:25:07.319 --> 00:25:08.759 a lot of drama. I don't want to deal with this. 494 00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:10.559 You just give your fucking bound up and fuck off. 495 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:13.920 Edge has been an asshole for like years at this point, 496 00:25:13.960 --> 00:25:15.559 you know, turn the fucking lights on, man. 497 00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:18.559 Yeah, dude, it's a fucking around, he says. Now, look 498 00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:20.279 at the bright side of it. Edge, When you come back, 499 00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:22.559 you'll come back healthy, and you put in a few 500 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:24.480 wins together and you find yourself right back in line 501 00:25:24.519 --> 00:25:26.920 for another world title opportunity. You feeling me on that? 502 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:29.519 Edge is not feeling him on that, just so we 503 00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:33.440 are aware. No way, dude, Yeah, man, I like, he 504 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:35.480 doesn't want to give up the title now. And Edge 505 00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:37.480 has a great line here at the end of this, 506 00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:39.640 by the way, where he's like he's flipping out. He's like, 507 00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:42.599 how could you move on? So quickly, like because Teddy 508 00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:44.319 announces there's gonna be a twenty man over the top 509 00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:46.440 battle Royal and the winner will be the world champion, 510 00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:49.200 and ed just like, what the fuck? Like, how could 511 00:25:49.240 --> 00:25:51.880 you're moving on so quickly? You've I've given you everything, 512 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:53.880 I give you my body and saw this would you 513 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:58.720 give me? And Teddy says, Edge, come on, just you're 514 00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:02.240 listen to me. I love this, He says, dude, it 515 00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:05.319 hasn't been thirty days. Just wait to crun a champion. 516 00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:06.640 I'll still be champion. 517 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:08.559 That is a good point. 518 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.119 It's a reasonable request. Hey, can you just wait out 519 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:14.640 my time here? Like really nothing said that he had 520 00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:16.200 to give the title up right away, like they he 521 00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:17.960 could have just waited thirty days and they strip them. 522 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:20.920 Teddy says, come on, man, let's be reasonable. Let's do 523 00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.599 the right thing, the right thing for the company, the 524 00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:25.160 right thing for the title, and the right thing for you. 525 00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:31.880 Now give me that title. That says, man, I've beaten 526 00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:34.519 John Cenave being an undertaker, I being Batista, and when 527 00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:37.480 I come back, I'll be world champion for a fourth time. 528 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:40.599 He drops the mic. He stares at the world title. 529 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:42.759 He gives it a kiss, he smashes his head with 530 00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:44.839 it a couple of times sand Man style, and he 531 00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:48.599 heads the title of Teddy and an Edge leaves the crowd, 532 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:51.640 chance you suck, and he stops midway up the rampany. 533 00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:54.359 He looks back all sad and the crowd chance you suck, 534 00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:56.680 and he goes to the top of the rampant gives 535 00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:59.960 one last sad look and the crowd, chance you suck. 536 00:27:01.599 --> 00:27:06.920 All right, guys, I'm now anyone, I'm leaving. Yeah, no, 537 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:07.440 you can go. 538 00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.480 All right before before I leave for four months? 539 00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:12.880 You suck, you suck, you suck. 540 00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:16.839 Four months. Die die Does anyone like me? 541 00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:21.839 No, no, no, no, no, no no na. So Edge 542 00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:24.519 is gone no more, at least for four months. Edge 543 00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:28.240 will be leaving this show and SmackDown is having a 544 00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:31.920 hard time. But thankfully there is a fucking glimmer of 545 00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.400 hope because we will crown a new world champion here tonight. 546 00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:36.960 Yeah, good timing on Edges part. Edge leaves and there's 547 00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:39.759 a memo sent out that SmackDown's gotta suck again. Sorry everybody, 548 00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:41.440 just what it is. 549 00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:45.920 Ed saw the Fast Nationals and said, whoa gotta go. 550 00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:49.319 We caught backstage of seeing everybody that's gonna be in 551 00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:51.279 the Battle Royal tonight, or at least a few of them. 552 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.920 Mark Henry's back here. He's overhead pressing a trust piece. 553 00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:55.720 I thought that was cool. 554 00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:57.319 That is very very heavy. 555 00:27:57.599 --> 00:27:59.319 I mean it looked heavy. I'd give him that much. 556 00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:01.640 Chris, which was also back here getting a pump all 557 00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:02.359 hell yeah. 558 00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:04.440 Yeah, he was doing lat raises back there with the bands. 559 00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.160 Eugene's back here. He's dressed, is a superhero and he's bald. 560 00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:10.240 I don't know what's going on, dude. I uh, I don't. 561 00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.240 I don't know what's going on either. 562 00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:14.759 I'm super like I get the Eugene deal. Like I, 563 00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:18.279 you know, I'm with you. Uh, why the fuck is 564 00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:20.240 he Superman? And why is he bald? 565 00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:23.519 I never questioned it. I never questioned it. 566 00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:24.400 You just want it to be. 567 00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.920 Yeah, I guess I wasn't watching whenever this happens. So 568 00:28:28.680 --> 00:28:31.440 you know what, we watched a match on Saturday Night's 569 00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:34.519 made event where he was Super Eugene and like an 570 00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:35.559 eight man tag. 571 00:28:35.799 --> 00:28:36.839 That's where he debuted it. 572 00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:39.720 Yeah, but like I, you know, I never questioned it. 573 00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:44.240 Then now I'm gonna question now, now question now the 574 00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:46.799 Superman suits seems fucked up. I don't know what's going 575 00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:47.319 on right now. 576 00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:49.839 Eugene. You gotta fucking pay for this. You can't. You 577 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.480 can't just be a superhero, right. That's fucking reserved for 578 00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:54.839 guys like Hurricane and Rosie. Yeah, you could go to 579 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.279 roll with that gimmick, brother, Yeah, get the fuck off 580 00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:57.960 the blue brand. 581 00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:02.240 We don't do that superhero shit over There's see some 582 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:03.799 bunk talking to it in the back. 583 00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:05.759 How you take that superhero shit the wrong? 584 00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:11.000 Man cooks backstays doing the arm thing. Hey man, you 585 00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:14.359 take that superho shit the wrong You got a group bread. 586 00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.279 Kine is also here. He's standing in front of a 587 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.519 cage wall that is also lit up red, because anywhere 588 00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:22.000 Can goes is red. Yeah. 589 00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:23.599 He brings hell with them wherever he goes. 590 00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.599 You know, mmm, yes, a holaciously bad match. 591 00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.720 He brings two stars straight out of hell every night. 592 00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:35.920 I love this guy. 593 00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.880 A cage match Orange. There's behind Kane at all times. 594 00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:44.880 SmackDown is brought to you by AutoZone. 595 00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:49.960 Get a car, get in this, Oh, fuck, get a car, 596 00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:50.880 comes spend money here. 597 00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:52.640 Yeah all right, I thought that was you know, it 598 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.400 made more sense. We're straight to the point. 599 00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:56.480 I guess I guess what are you doing all the 600 00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:58.000 zone without that? Yeah, I guess you're right. 601 00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:01.519 NASCAR two thousand and eight, Get a car? Oh you 602 00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.720 fuck with the NASCAR games? No, you played any of them? 603 00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:06.079 Yes? 604 00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:08.559 I played some of them. Yeah, the early two thousand ones, 605 00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:11.559 and uh I would turn the car around, try to 606 00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:12.400 wreck everything. 607 00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:16.359 Okay, that's okay. That is my only experience with those games, 608 00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:18.200 And the only thing I ever really enjoy when I 609 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.079 watched them is watching people go, especially when they went online, 610 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.559 like when the series went online, Like see if people 611 00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:27.920 just fucking grief races, that's the only thing they ever 612 00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:28.759 want to see you or do. 613 00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:31.880 I mean like they I swear eventually in one of 614 00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:33.599 the games they did so you couldn't grief and I 615 00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.680 remember playing it, I like rented it or something, and like, yeah, 616 00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:39.519 it would like respawn you the right way if you 617 00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:39.960 tried to go. 618 00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:41.359 Back Mario style. 619 00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:43.759 Yeah, it didn't like that. You know, the whole, the whole, 620 00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:46.119 the whole reason I'm playing is to go head. 621 00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:49.279 To head with somebody as as I damn ye, I 622 00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:52.680 need to pass them at the worst fucking time, or 623 00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:53.880 don't let them pass. 624 00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:56.359 Basically, I just wanted to play Burnout Revenge, but I 625 00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.279 got this NASCAR game, so I'm gonna make it happen. 626 00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.680 Yeah, but Burnout, like Burnout Revenge, want you to do 627 00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:02.279 that stuff like I want to do it in the 628 00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:04.519 world where it doesn't want. I want to go against 629 00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:06.039 the Grain brother and. 630 00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:07.519 The Simpsons movie. 631 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.559 Woe that movie. I mean Spider Pig forever, dude. Spider 632 00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:15.480 Pig was huge. 633 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:17.920 Man, I don't know how to explain the cultural relevance 634 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.440 of spider Pig to We didn't lift through it. 635 00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:22.519 Yeah, it was very big. It was unreal. That was 636 00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.480 like that changed hallways in every school in America. 637 00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:30.839 Sider Pig, Spider spider pick does. 638 00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:35.200 Come on, man, well they wanted to dress me up 639 00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:36.559 a spider pig. I wasn't doing that. 640 00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:38.680 Ship Spider Pig owners were my damn career. 641 00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:44.680 Maybe that's what Eugene was doing. He didn't really get it. 642 00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:47.279 I said, dress up a spider pig, all right, fucking 643 00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:48.480 best super Eugene. 644 00:31:49.160 --> 00:31:51.799 No, he just didn't watch a fucking movie. 645 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.359 He disrespect Homer Simpsony fucking piece of ship. 646 00:31:56.880 --> 00:32:00.799 Why you little? That's a great college done to een. 647 00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:08.920 See if Funk doesn't he doesn't ge take the ship 648 00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:10.119 off of a fucking SmackDown. 649 00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:13.200 Why you little you desecrate the ground at Paul London 650 00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:14.680 fucking walked on buddy. 651 00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:17.200 Right, this is the house that's spanky, Billy. You want 652 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.680 to fucking disrespect us like this, bitch. 653 00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:23.079 So we get to the first match of the night 654 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:25.480 here it is Tory Wilson versus Victoria. 655 00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:27.720 Yeah, Teddy Long in the promo before, by the way, 656 00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:29.799 I forgot to mention says yes, so we're gonna do 657 00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.799 this Battle Royal here tonight. Uh, it's gonna be after 658 00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:35.480 the first match, which felt like a super weird way 659 00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:37.240 to put that, like, yeah, we're gonna have a match, 660 00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:38.599 and then the Battle Royal. 661 00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:41.839 Yeah. I mean this show was paced very interestingly. 662 00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:44.759 I will say, uh, this is my favorite match of 663 00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:47.319 the night other than the Battle Royal. Uh. The I 664 00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:49.519 feel Tory and Victoria were kicking the shit out of 665 00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:51.839 each other and they the only two that were going 666 00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:52.440 for it tonight. 667 00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:55.160 I thought they worked really hard. I was happy with dude. 668 00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:59.480 Yes, like I I was super into it, like they 669 00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:01.880 they they had a little bit of time and like 670 00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:04.519 I don't think there was any wasted minutes. They weren't. 671 00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:07.359 I don't even think they did. God damn sideheadlocked backdrop. 672 00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:08.880 I ain't the lady to mess with. 673 00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:14.799 Woo go. That shit's hard. 674 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:18.559 I mean she looked like a menace coming down with 675 00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:19.400 that theme song. 676 00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.559 Man again, another favorite wrestling trip of mine, taking a 677 00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:27.039 song a baby face had they turn heel, slow it down. 678 00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.039 So Tory Wilson and Victoria are feuding right now. Toy 679 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:34.680 defeated Victoria in a count out this was the other week, 680 00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.640 and then they also had a fight during a photo shoot. 681 00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:40.240 Yeah, they've been going at it and which brings us 682 00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:41.960 to this match here. And I mean Victoria is full 683 00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:44.680 of fucking just fire as she comes out here, she 684 00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:46.240 gets in the ring, the ref has to hold them 685 00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:48.359 back from immediately starting to punch each other. 686 00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.799 Yeah, Victoria storms the ring. She pushes Tory down. Tory 687 00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.200 immediately goes for a flashpin here, but it's a one. 688 00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:57.720 Tori is fighting back off the ground the entire bit 689 00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:59.599 of this match here, which I thought was awesome. 690 00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:03.920 She had a great underdog performance here, like every time 691 00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:07.160 she had a chance, like if there was no dead 692 00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:10.000 space between these two, she was fighting anytime the Victoria 693 00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:11.760 wasn't on her, which I was like, Wow, this is great. 694 00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:14.639 She was throwing forearms kicks like she was going for it. 695 00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:17.480 Tory forearms Victoria to the corner here and then beals 696 00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.360 are out of the corner. Victoria powders, and Tory jumps 697 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.239 off the apron and attacks her before they head back 698 00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:22.800 into the ring. 699 00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:26.079 Dude, luthez off the apron from Torri was awesome. The 700 00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:32.079 goddamn hair whip Beal is crazy, Like, I don't know 701 00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:34.039 if how many guys will long hair do this or 702 00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:36.320 take this. It's all, you know, usually like a women's 703 00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:39.880 wrestling thing, but like it looks nuts. They do like 704 00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:42.119 almost a full three sixty spin out getting thrown out 705 00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:42.559 of the corner. 706 00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:45.719 Tory kicked Victoria out of the ring. Here, Victoria takes 707 00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:47.679 a great bump. She would take that bump a lot too, 708 00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:48.840 and she was always good at it. 709 00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:50.840 Dude, Okay, I feel like we've seen a bunch of 710 00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.199 her in the last few months. That's the Victoria bump. 711 00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:55.480 Yeah, she loves taking that out of the ring bump 712 00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:56.960 there where she kind of falls backwards. 713 00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:59.440 Yeah, it falls like through the middle and bottom rope. 714 00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:00.800 I think the last we saw she did it, like 715 00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:03.239 she fell onto like Candace Michelle on the floor to 716 00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.840 stop a tag interference or something. It was cool. 717 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.360 Tory follows up with a drop kick before Victoria cuts 718 00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:10.039 her off by sweeping her legs on the apron. 719 00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:12.400 Dude. Yeah, Tory takes an apron bump here after the 720 00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.480 baseball slide. Yeah, I mean, dude, Victoria does something super 721 00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:18.840 cool here. Tory's laying on the apron and to roll 722 00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:21.920 Tory back in the ring, Victoria just running big boots her. 723 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:26.679 Dude. Apparently the count out that Tory beat Victoria in 724 00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:29.920 in the previous match was from the baseball slide. Oh 725 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:34.079 no shit, so that was like a callback to their 726 00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:34.760 previous match. 727 00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.440 Yeah, they got some good good here. 728 00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:39.679 Tory keeps finding a way to go for a pin here, 729 00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:43.079 but it's not enough just yet. Victoria grabs a chin lock, 730 00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:45.320 but Tory fights up and then hits a neck breaker 731 00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:45.760 for it too. 732 00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:49.199 Yeah. That was I mean again, the Tory uh inside 733 00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:51.519 cradles and shit like that where she was fucking go 734 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:54.719 for and Victoria's cutoff was good here too. Uh. JBL 735 00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.599 says Edge is a three time they're talking about Edge obviously. 736 00:35:57.679 --> 00:35:59.599 Edge is a three time world champion and a twelve 737 00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.800 time ten champion, one of the most decorated people on 738 00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:04.159 a roster, and Cole says, well, you know how it works. 739 00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.440 You gotta climb the ladder when you come back from 740 00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.519 an injury. And JBL says, you're gonna put them back 741 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:17.119 on the roster like Jimmy Wang. Yeah, heyy, I fucking Jimmy. 742 00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:25.039 Depends me off back stage, Matt, like goddamn so back 743 00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:27.880 in the match here, Victoria uses the knee brace to 744 00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.320 hit Tory in the head. Great that allows her to 745 00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:33.320 hit the Widow's peak. She does her head taunt and 746 00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:34.280 she wins the match. 747 00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:38.320 I mean, this was, honestly do great piece of business here. 748 00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:41.960 I thought they did everything that that they fucking could 749 00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.480 have here. Hit a bunch of cool stuff. I mean, 750 00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:48.639 Tory got cool reversals and good fire, Victoria hit her 751 00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:52.599 cool finish. Everything was good here. I thoroughly enjoyed this. 752 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.800 We go backstage. Matt Hardy is walking to the ring 753 00:36:56.079 --> 00:37:00.400 when he walks by Deuce, Domina and Cherry. You are 754 00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:03.840 the world Tag team champions, currently are they? They are 755 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:05.079 the tag team Champions? 756 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.119 Why I told you to carry this fucking division? What 757 00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:12.199 the fuck your goddamn right to the tag champions. Oh 758 00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:19.320 kidding me, they got the car. Fuck dude. I don't 759 00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:21.760 know how much Cherry wrestled, but she should have wrestled 760 00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.079 with the roller skates on, and she should have did 761 00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:26.639 or at the very least done roller skate offense where like, 762 00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:29.599 you know, she fucking uses the roller skate for a 763 00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:32.599 heel finish, or she puts them on and does like 764 00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:35.760 goddamn razzle dazzle and them or something crazy. There's money 765 00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:39.039 here to be made, so Matt Hardy passes by them, 766 00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:42.719 and Domino says, Heyduce, check this out tonight. One of 767 00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:45.719 us is gonna be world champion. Huh. And Cherry says, 768 00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:48.239 I like the sound of that. And then Jimmy Wang 769 00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:54.079 Yang runs up and says, here the hell out of me, dude. 770 00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:56.519 They're like looking at him, and Domino just says, who's 771 00:37:56.559 --> 00:38:03.039 this guy? Jimmy lookshim up and down. Ye, and he 772 00:38:03.159 --> 00:38:06.400 goes away, and that pisses Deuce off crazy. He wants 773 00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:09.079 to go after him, but Domino stops him, and then 774 00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:13.280 Bautista walks up. Bautista stops and he looks at him 775 00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:16.000 and he laughs, which is fucked up because these are 776 00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:19.639 the Tag team Champions of the World, and they rightfully 777 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.559 have these titles, like they chase Spanky and Kendrick out 778 00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:24.920 of the territory and you're laughing at them. Deuce was 779 00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:26.360 about to go after him, and I bet if Duce 780 00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:28.199 got his hands on him, Oh, it would have been 781 00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:29.519 another injury for swack Down. 782 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.760 Yeah, they would have really done a number on him. 783 00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:37.880 Yes, what is their fucking finish? Oh, I need to know. 784 00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:39.519 Take a guess. What do you think they're finishes? 785 00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:44.159 It's the It's the train of the night. It's the 786 00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:45.480 crazy train. 787 00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:48.920 Oh, crazy train is a good one. Oh wow, Okay, 788 00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.320 they split up in two thousand and eight. I don't 789 00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:51.480 want to see that. I want to see their fucking 790 00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:53.320 because I only have one of their moves. I know 791 00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:58.360 Deuce's finisher, which was called crack them into mouth, and 792 00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:01.559 Domoo's finisher was, of course the Domino effect. 793 00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:04.719 All the Domino effect. Yeah, Raven did something similar. 794 00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.840 That's fucking no, he did, Yeah, he did, he did 795 00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:09.599 for a long time. Actually I miss right this, This 796 00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:11.559 was the Domino flow. I'm sorry, I got that. 797 00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:13.280 That's odd, that's weird. 798 00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:16.840 It just show you. No, I just just can't read 799 00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.840 what is Oh they didn't. Okay, they didn't have like 800 00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:23.039 a a named tag finish. 801 00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:24.800 They did the West Side stop. 802 00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:28.199 Please tell me that true. 803 00:39:28.239 --> 00:39:30.639 Yeah, they did the West Side Stomp, which is Domino 804 00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:33.079 would do a bear hug and Deuce would do a 805 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:34.239 jumping hook kick. 806 00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:36.639 Supposedly crack him in the mouth. Was also a tag finish, 807 00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:39.440 which says here a running, low angle big boot to 808 00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:42.480 a sitting opponent's face, performed by Deuce, usually set up 809 00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.760 with a snapmare from Domino. That's a shitty fucking finish. 810 00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:48.000 I like the other one. What was it the whipper snapper? 811 00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:48.920 Would you say? Uh? 812 00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:52.320 What did I say? It was the fucking walk theme 813 00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:53.519 on the Moon Crazy Train. 814 00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:58.119 I don't care anymore. 815 00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:02.440 Matter, man, it really don't. 816 00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:05.320 So they said about them during their run. 817 00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:11.119 That's what Becasa just said. I want you to listen 818 00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:12.960 to this. I just want you to listen to this sentence. 819 00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:17.280 At the June event Vengeance Night of Champions, after insulting 820 00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:21.119 former Tag champions Tony Geria and Rick Martel, Deus and 821 00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:28.199 Domino defeated Sgt. Slaughter and Deuce's real father, Super Jimmy 822 00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:34.760 fly snuok Up, shit, wow, we gotta watch that. What 823 00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:39.360 the fuck? Is that do some versus Sargeant slaughter in 824 00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:40.599 Jimmy snuck up. 825 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:44.199 That was hot and they probably cucked him in the 826 00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:45.519 mouth with his napae style. 827 00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:51.039 We get a hype package here Raymonds Terio will be 828 00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:52.320 returning to SmackDown. 829 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.480 He got hurt, probably in his knee. 830 00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:58.119 Yeah, I mean that's probably true. I'm glad he's coming 831 00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:00.280 back because they just lost so much Stark how. 832 00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:03.320 Are here recently? Yeah? Please God, somebody's. 833 00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.519 Heads got to get squished to death by Please come back. 834 00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.320 So we gotta make this guy right, and you're the 835 00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:11.440 only guy we could do it with. 836 00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:15.679 So now it's time for the World Heavyweight Championship twenty 837 00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:16.760 man Battle Royal. 838 00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.519 Yes, Teddy Long is standing at a ringside. The world 839 00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:21.559 title is on a stand and in the ring we 840 00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:25.000 see a lotch of the competitors already have made their 841 00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:27.360 entrance here. All the guys that will win have big 842 00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:31.719 chances to win, like the following Mark Henry, Jamie Noble, 843 00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:36.639 Java Guerrero, Dave Taylor. By the way, I almost wrote 844 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:38.519 Dave England, which would have been much funny. 845 00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:47.079 Ship in the ring, Golly squeezes the ship out of 846 00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:49.719 he walks out of the ring. I don't think I 847 00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.679 can make it. I don't think I can make it. 848 00:41:56.559 --> 00:42:03.920 Matt Hardy Dece and Domino, Christ Funaki, Jimmy Wang Yang, Super, Eugene, 849 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:09.840 Shannon Wore, Kenny Dykstra and the Major Brothers of goddamn 850 00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:13.559 Matt Major and I think Brian Major aka Zach Ryder 851 00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:14.239 and Kurdawkins. 852 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.760 What's his name Matt Majors or Brett Majors. I couldn't 853 00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:18.800 tell on commentary. 854 00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.239 It's one of them, is Brett for sure? 855 00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:23.719 Who are you people? 856 00:42:26.760 --> 00:42:33.360 It's Brett Majors and fucking Brian Majors. Yes, okay, right, yeah, So. 857 00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.079 I mean all the guys are here that are gonna win, 858 00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:37.320 and then they have interests for the guys that aren't 859 00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:39.199 gonna win, which was odd, but you know it's a 860 00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:40.199 new membo to set out. 861 00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:46.639 Yeah, I mean Batista comes out. He gets so much Pyro. 862 00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:49.159 I mean, good god, how much Piro this dude gets. 863 00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.800 You know, My favorite part here is that they, you know, 864 00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:54.039 how ww does this. They'll ring the bell to start 865 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:56.320 the entrances and do the announcements, then they'll ring the 866 00:42:56.360 --> 00:42:58.960 bell for the match. Right, so we're looking at all 867 00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:00.599 the guys in their ring right now, and the bell 868 00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:02.800 rings to start the match, or I'm sorry, the bell 869 00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.440 rings to start the entrances, so like Batista can come 870 00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:07.760 out and everything like that and the bell rings and 871 00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:12.159 Jimmy wayn yank, there's a kick at Dave Taylor says, hey, man, 872 00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:15.119 I'm sorry about that. 873 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:18.639 My bat all the shit? Yeah right, hell yeah, what 874 00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:21.880 the fuck? I didn't see that as funny as shit. 875 00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:24.360 Yeah, Batista does, by the way, get all the pyro. 876 00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:27.880 He is by far the biggest star on the show 877 00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:28.239 right now. 878 00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:31.880 For sure, he's he's the guy here on SmackDown. Dude, 879 00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:36.320 like I uh, wouldn't be. I wouldn't a fucking I 880 00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:37.800 don't think anyone would have betten an eye if he 881 00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:38.599 won the title. Here. 882 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:41.400 By the way, confetti is falling from the ceiling here. 883 00:43:41.960 --> 00:43:44.159 Do they ever drop confetti? 884 00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.639 Okay, I was gonna ask you about that later, because 885 00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:48.480 there's confetti in the ring in the main event. 886 00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:52.880 Yeah, like during Batista's entrance I think, or somebody's entrance here. Yeah, 887 00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.639 I mean, there's like a lot of confetti falling. It's 888 00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.000 not supposed to be, but there is. And I was waiting, 889 00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:00.440 I was like, okay, well, awesome, great collar, He's gonna 890 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:02.360 get a ton of confetti. This is awesome. 891 00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:04.800 Yeah, and then he just doesn't You think they like 892 00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.159 had it up there and either forgot or like it 893 00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:09.599 was fucked like it broke the confetti machine. 894 00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:12.039 Dude, I don't know what happened. I would like to 895 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:13.599 hear about what happened though, for sure. 896 00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:17.199 Yeah like that. I'm glad you said that because I 897 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.400 was thinking about that earlier. 898 00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.840 Well, MVP makes his entrance next. He looks awesome. 899 00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:25.400 Man, I love MVP looks great. Yep, I I liked 900 00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:27.159 I'm glad that he was like in the upper echelon 901 00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:28.079 of entrances here too. 902 00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.480 I wish he had the whole entrance deal where he 903 00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:33.079 would come out and inflatable. I thought that was so cool. 904 00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:35.760 That was fucking like, that's a top guy thing for me. 905 00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:38.159 I'm coming come on. 906 00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:42.559 That theme song is awesome one too. Aw Shit, Finley 907 00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.800 comes out next. My name is Finley and I love 908 00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:46.360 to fight. 909 00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:49.679 Dude. I like that his tron not only has his 910 00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:53.639 shitty SmackDown drawing but also hornswoggles shitty smack down drawing. 911 00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:55.559 Yeah, I was about to say, there's like a fucking 912 00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:59.559 Leprechaun on the mini tron back there, he exists. He 913 00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:02.400 is on the show, and now it's time for the 914 00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:03.840 man you been waiting for. 915 00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:05.239 Shit. 916 00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:07.639 His tron has the fire eyes. 917 00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:12.000 Dude, that is so hard, the cutout eyes with flames 918 00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:13.920 behind it, like that is sick. 919 00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:17.320 The Great Collie is here. Yeah. 920 00:45:18.400 --> 00:45:20.280 I thought this was the last entrance, by the way, 921 00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.199 and I think maybe Collie also thought that, because Collie 922 00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:26.199 goes over the top rope and then Pyro goes off 923 00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:27.559 and Collie flinches crazy. 924 00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:28.960 Oh yeah, Kane's also here. 925 00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:33.039 What the fuck go on? He was supposed to be 926 00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:36.519 so Caine was supposed to get a world title shot 927 00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:39.599 against Edge at Great American Bash, So if anybody has 928 00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:43.000 a claim to the title, it is Kane. And again 929 00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:46.440 another thing. You know, I'm jumping head quite a bit here, 930 00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:48.199 but you know, they could have just given it to 931 00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:50.559 Caine and probably went with whatever the fuck that we're 932 00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:54.199 gonna do after that, like super easy, but they they 933 00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:56.920 they kind of went they went for something here. 934 00:45:57.480 --> 00:45:59.360 Well, now it's time to get into the twenty man 935 00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.559 Battle Royal match. Here the bell rings and Batista runs 936 00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:05.159 straight at the Great Colleague. He knows where the fucking 937 00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:07.719 money is Come on, dude, I love that Fatista's not 938 00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:08.679 scared of this guy at all. 939 00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:11.360 That's the goddamn animal. I mean, that's top guys. Shit. 940 00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.760 I like that a lot too. Kine, of course made 941 00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:16.840 his choice by trying to eliminate Finley immediately. That's his competition. 942 00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:19.079 I think Jamie Noble should have ran at deuced the 943 00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:19.679 same money. 944 00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:24.400 Well, of course, you know all the great splits here 945 00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:26.960 we had, Chris Master's going after Jimmy Yang. Eugene is 946 00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:29.320 fighting with Kenny Dykscher. They're on the same fucking plague 947 00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:33.360 for your top guys. Kenny Dyksher almost gets eliminated immediately 948 00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:34.280 by Super Eugene. 949 00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:37.360 So Matt Hardy MVP are fighting here because they have 950 00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.400 a match at the Great American Bash. They pretty much 951 00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:41.960 few throughout this year, I believe. 952 00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:46.079 Hell. Yeah, they're partners, they're feuding, they're feuding ass partners. Yeah, 953 00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:48.199 there's a lot between these two. They're married to each 954 00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:48.800 other for a while. 955 00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.320 Mark Henry eliminates Ryder and Hawkins at the same time. Dude, 956 00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.000 by'm military pressing one of them into the other one, 957 00:46:55.320 --> 00:46:57.400 forcing them to tumble over the top rope. 958 00:46:57.599 --> 00:47:02.119 That was fucking awesome, Like on them for taking that legit, 959 00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.360 Like one of them's against the ropes Mark Henry mother 960 00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:07.119 fed bomb into the other one and they both flip 961 00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:10.800 over the top rope. Super scary. Could have been another 962 00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:13.000 and Spectel doesn't need any more injuries by the way, 963 00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.599 like even the major guy dead brothers. So I mean, 964 00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:17.360 good on them for doing that not dying. 965 00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:19.679 Yeah, dude, I thought that was super cool. Like it's 966 00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:22.519 definitely my pick for coolest elimination in this whole thing. 967 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.639 Absolutely, dude. They probably got dressed down crazy in the 968 00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:27.639 back for doing that too, Paul London's style. 969 00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:30.079 Dude, Yeah, they're probably getting yelled at crazy. What are 970 00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.519 you doing, Paul London? What are you doing? Probably Kendrick. 971 00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:40.079 No, that's that's shut up, shut up, fuck up. But 972 00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:41.960 at one point, by the way, Collie Lock's eyes with 973 00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:43.880 Kenny Dykster and must have felt the aura, but he 974 00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:45.559 was powered through it and knocked him down. 975 00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:48.000 I felt it for me. Are you gonna he's in 976 00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:50.159 the shooter gear, he's just in black gear straight up? 977 00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:51.679 Yeah, man, he uh. 978 00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:54.119 He's ready. 979 00:47:56.239 --> 00:47:57.679 Save your money what. 980 00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:02.480 He saw what black trucks does to him? 981 00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:09.480 Man, not you foul not you. Damn you should put 982 00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:10.440 on the superhero oft fit. 983 00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:12.920 I mean, if I have a better shot, Well, I 984 00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:14.159 want to stay. I was mack do I don't want 985 00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:14.639 to get a ross. 986 00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:17.519 Well, yeah, you know what. Fair enough. You can't be 987 00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:21.320 here with about Yeah you know what. I was just there. 988 00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:22.800 Actually so great. 989 00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:25.719 Collee eliminates Shinn and Moore by simply pushing him out 990 00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:26.119 of the ring. 991 00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:30.599 Collie is not selling for a single fucking person on here. 992 00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:33.639 This is my goat. Like everyone is feeding in to 993 00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.440 punch him. He is not selling for He's not even 994 00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:39.760 selling for Kane. He is not taking shit, dude. 995 00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:43.000 I mean, if I'm told I'm going up run everyweight champion, 996 00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:45.559 I'll sell for you later, not tonight. 997 00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:48.599 Not tonight. This is my knife, motherfucker. Are you kidding me? 998 00:48:48.599 --> 00:48:50.480 Think I confetti up there? You see that ship falling 999 00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:51.039 down already. 1000 00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:52.559 I don't know who that's for, but I hope it's me. 1001 00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:55.760 I got purple meter cheese, Like I'm not, you're not 1002 00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:56.320 touching me. 1003 00:48:56.920 --> 00:48:58.840 Collee then eliminates Funaki. 1004 00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:02.840 Next for commercial break, we come back and Collie and 1005 00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:05.280 Mark Henry are just fucking everybody up. I mean, Collie 1006 00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:08.320 is doing the Collie chop to everybody. He's picking dudes 1007 00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:10.480 up on off the ground that are selling because they 1008 00:49:10.519 --> 00:49:12.719 don't want to take the Collie chop. He's picking them 1009 00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.119 up and the Collie top dude. 1010 00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.079 Yeah, he picks up Jimmy way Yang off the floor 1011 00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:22.000 and chops him in the head. Jb el Stand is 1012 00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:23.559 straight up off the table, fist pumping. 1013 00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:28.480 Yeah, we hate that show, Bitchmaggle, fuck you. 1014 00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:35.079 We then had to stare down between the Great Collie 1015 00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:36.119 and Mark Henry. 1016 00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:38.880 This was kind of hard dude, like Collie points at 1017 00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:41.840 him and says you Like. I was like, oh, whoa. 1018 00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:44.400 Shit, dude, big pop for it too. 1019 00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:47.719 I was excited they wanted it, but it was interrupted 1020 00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:49.760 because Kane had to get his shit in on colleague. 1021 00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:53.079 Yeah, Kane came in and did his patented uppercut to Collie. 1022 00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:55.599 He was popping off them uppercuts on Collie on this 1023 00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:57.400 one Like that must have been the chin check for 1024 00:49:57.519 --> 00:49:58.360 this match for him. 1025 00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:00.280 He came in with a pre loaded receipt. 1026 00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:05.519 Very sad style, like he came in angry as hell. 1027 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:08.960 He had to put over this dude. He was gonna 1028 00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:11.159 sell for him. I mean, dude, that must be tough 1029 00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:13.599 when you're used to being like the big man on 1030 00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:16.800 the roster, like him and Taker and shit, Big Show even. 1031 00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:20.400 And then this fucking dude that mogs you crazy comes 1032 00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:22.880 in and he gets the belt and he fucking doesn't 1033 00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:24.840 have to sell oh man. 1034 00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:28.559 So literally everyone in the match teams up right now 1035 00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:30.079 and they eliminate Mark Henry. 1036 00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:32.800 They throw his ass over, dude. Yeah, and then of 1037 00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:36.559 course Dus and Domino start beating Batista's ass. Dude. 1038 00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:39.480 Only on SmackDown two thousand and seven, will you see 1039 00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:42.679 Dave Taylor and the Great Colleague have a strike exchange 1040 00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:45.239 that is fucking. 1041 00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:48.519 Insane, dude, that is nuts. I mean Dave Taylor was 1042 00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:49.239 going for it too. 1043 00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:52.280 Yeah, Dus and Domino try to eliminate Batista by ganging 1044 00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:52.840 up on him. 1045 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:54.559 I love I love this. This. 1046 00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:58.320 This like sums up like the Great College's performance in 1047 00:50:58.360 --> 00:51:01.559 this match very very well. So Dus and Domino are 1048 00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:03.960 trying to eliminate Batista here, they're trying to gang up 1049 00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:05.800 on them, and they're getting them there, man, like they're 1050 00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.559 getting him up. It's working. He's halfway over and I 1051 00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:11.199 love this because Great Collie then walks over to all 1052 00:51:11.239 --> 00:51:13.679 of them as they're trying to eliminate Batista, and he 1053 00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:15.719 just stands there for a minute and looks at him 1054 00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:18.639 and he's like, should I hit these guys? Or what 1055 00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:21.360 should I do here? So Colleen anything for me here? 1056 00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:24.239 So Kyllie throws a random punch at Domino, who has 1057 00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:28.119 to sell it, and then walks away, and then dude 1058 00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:31.719 kicks Batista in the leg, and then dude buks off 1059 00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:33.400 completely from all of them. 1060 00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:37.039 He was super not supposed to be involved in this, 1061 00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.719 so much so that he hits him in the back, 1062 00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:43.280 and then there is a blatant camera cut where Collie 1063 00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:46.000 is no longer involved in this because Duson Domino was 1064 00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:48.440 supposed to have the try to eliminate Batista, say that 1065 00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:49.480 he fucked up. 1066 00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:52.760 I love that he just kicked Batista in the leg 1067 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:56.639 one good time and walked away. Oop. Sorry about that that. 1068 00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:58.880 I mean, this is his fucking match. He'll do what 1069 00:51:58.960 --> 00:52:01.000 he wants. He'll eliminate it all all you motherfuckers. Are 1070 00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:01.599 you kidding me? 1071 00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:02.199 Dude? 1072 00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:05.159 There's also a moment here on commentary where I think 1073 00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:08.519 JBL has like a stroke, He's lost his mind. He's 1074 00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.840 fuming about Jimmy Wang Yang or something. I don't know 1075 00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:13.719 what's going on here. But Cole says, well, you know, 1076 00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:17.119 don't count out Chris Masters, and JBL says, well what 1077 00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:20.840 about Eugene, and Cole just kind of ignores it and says, oh, 1078 00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:23.760 Ellll and Kenny Dykes are holding on here. He's also 1079 00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:25.679 competing here. He's a good shot he win in the 1080 00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:29.599 world title. Then there's silence. JBL then comes back and says, 1081 00:52:30.519 --> 00:52:35.039 you just say, don't count out Eugene. Michael Cole says no, 1082 00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:41.400 Carl says, you don't listen to me, bunch. JVL says, well, 1083 00:52:41.400 --> 00:52:43.159 that's where you were thinking. You don't think Chris Masters 1084 00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:47.000 is that smart? Huh? What dude? 1085 00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:49.480 I mean, he probably has nine hundred voices in his 1086 00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:54.320 head right now. That's fucking true. Vince is screaming at 1087 00:52:54.400 --> 00:53:00.760 him about Eugene Toddy. He's on the bench. So Batista 1088 00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:04.320 then throws Dus and Domino over by himself. Of course, I. 1089 00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:07.280 Mean the disrespect of the tag champions across the board 1090 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:10.199 here makes me fucking sick, Like the Tag guys should 1091 00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:11.480 be able to kick the one. 1092 00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:13.239 Guy's ass, not Batista. 1093 00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.840 Are you kidding me? Bullshit? Bullshit? Crack him in the mouth. 1094 00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:20.280 So Dave Taylor runs at Batista, but Batista ducks and 1095 00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:22.000 Taylor tumbles over the top rope too. 1096 00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:25.480 By the way, one thing I want to also note here, 1097 00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:28.960 here's a very important bangle that's going on. James Michael 1098 00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:31.760 Cole notes that Eugene and Dus and Domino have been 1099 00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:35.039 having their problems over the past couple of weeks. Wow, 1100 00:53:36.440 --> 00:53:41.400 because Deus and Domino fooled Eugene into replacing them in 1101 00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:43.960 a match against Mark Henry in exchange for a ride 1102 00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:44.800 in their vehicle. 1103 00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:50.559 Oh right, the Mustang or whatever they have. 1104 00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:57.559 Well, yeah, right, the god dam they should have. They 1105 00:53:57.639 --> 00:53:59.920 should have tied Eugene to the wrong side of the. 1106 00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:13.920 Holy They'll take you all ride, yeah, to the tracks. 1107 00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:17.960 Yeah, it's real quick. Oh but then, like you know, 1108 00:54:18.039 --> 00:54:20.280 maybe that's where he becomes a superhero. You know, he 1109 00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:23.519 breaks out of it, or he gets saved by who's 1110 00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:25.440 on this fucking show, Kenny Dyks show, I don't know. 1111 00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:26.119 Dave Taylor. 1112 00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.599 Yeah, there you go. Oh, Jimmy wang Yang is the conductor. 1113 00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:32.840 Of course, he stops the train. There you go. Easy. 1114 00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:36.599 Caine gives Katie a choke slam here, and then Kane 1115 00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.280 and Batista have a stare down again. 1116 00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:43.000 Dude. Here is great colleague getting involved in something he 1117 00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:46.360 was not supposed to be involved in. Cain and Battista 1118 00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:49.079 are setting up for a stare down. They get like 1119 00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:51.920 a second of it. Collie comes over and grabs Kane, 1120 00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:53.880 and King comes over and gives him. 1121 00:54:53.760 --> 00:54:59.159 The fucking opera and then they go back to staring down. Dude, 1122 00:54:59.199 --> 00:54:59.679 I love it. 1123 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:12.239 It's so funny, like super blatantly like get the fuck 1124 00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:15.559 away from me, dude, thing like. I love that. It 1125 00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:17.320 was even more egregious than the other one. 1126 00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:21.639 As they stare down here, Jamie Noble gets between Cana Batista. 1127 00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:24.679 He looks at both of them, he fires up and 1128 00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:26.159 he starts striking both of them. 1129 00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:30.639 That is fucking I mean, that is awesome. He even 1130 00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:32.760 he stops hitting him, and he fucking stares at him 1131 00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:34.840 and goes ah, and then they both throw him over 1132 00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:35.679 the top rope. Dude. 1133 00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:36.440 Yeah, that was good. 1134 00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:38.119 I like that, Hi, I enjoyed it. 1135 00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:40.960 So now Jamie Noble is out of the match, and 1136 00:55:41.119 --> 00:55:44.280 Eugene walks up and he tries to high five Cana 1137 00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.599 Batista and they send his ass over too. 1138 00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:51.000 Like also, Eugene should have been wearing the cape because 1139 00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:53.079 him getting thrown over with cape on is a good visual, 1140 00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:54.360 Like you gotta learn the GIMMI kid. 1141 00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:56.599 Great college probably took that ship off on by accident. 1142 00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:04.280 Start a choking him with it for real, Golly walked 1143 00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:06.760 up in the vaccinage and ripped his fucking he ripped 1144 00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:08.400 a cape off. Take that shit wrong. 1145 00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.480 I don't know if you just heard, but I'll wait. 1146 00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:19.880 This is my town now, motherfucker. Get the wrong or 1147 00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:21.000 you take this off, I'll kill you. 1148 00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:24.280 So Ken goes back to kicking people's asses. Here, he 1149 00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:27.239 gives Jimmy Wayne Yang a punch that makes him literally 1150 00:56:27.360 --> 00:56:28.880 leave his feet. I thought that was awesome. 1151 00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:31.360 Jimmy wayn Yang tried to keep his job. I respect it. 1152 00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:37.840 Also something just, I mean, like an anomaly. Chavo not 1153 00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:40.079 only is still in this match, but he hits a 1154 00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:42.519 cross body on Batista that Batista sells for. 1155 00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:50.960 There are two things that Chavo does in this match. Okay, three, okay, okay, yeah. 1156 00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:56.079 Chavo cross body presses Batista, not not catch Yeah, like 1157 00:56:56.119 --> 00:56:58.880 Batista doesn't catch him, which is what you would expect. 1158 00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:01.440 No full cross I mean he's ricky steamboat. 1159 00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:05.199 So Jimmy Way Yang tries to crossbody Chris Masters, the 1160 00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.039 Masters catches him and locks in the master lock. So 1161 00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:13.480 what does Chavo do. Chavo walks over and breaks it up. 1162 00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:18.719 What the fuck is going on, dude? Why did he 1163 00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:23.000 do that? Also, Chris Masters turning a catch and cross 1164 00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:26.639 body throwing Jimmy Yang up and catching him backwards in 1165 00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:29.079 the masterlock is so sick. 1166 00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:29.760 Dude. 1167 00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.199 Yeah, I mean, he was going for that's his one spot. 1168 00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:33.159 He's gonna take it, you know. 1169 00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:37.400 Chavo also at one point went outside the ring onto 1170 00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:41.199 the apron, walked the apron, went around the post, walked 1171 00:57:41.400 --> 00:57:43.599 to the other side, went back in and punched Finley 1172 00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:45.880 in the head. And commentary was like watching him the 1173 00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:47.679 whole time and like, oh, what Chavo doing. He must 1174 00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:49.480 have a plan. Then he came in and did nothing, 1175 00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:52.440 and they said, oh, that was his third thing he. 1176 00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:56.360 Did in mash So he like maneuvers himself around the 1177 00:57:56.440 --> 00:57:59.880 apron crazy and commentary is legitimately they're like, oh shit, 1178 00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:00.559 what's he doing? 1179 00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:02.719 Wow, he's kind of planned. 1180 00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:12.880 Oh shit, Oh, Chava hits the A from the one side, 1181 00:58:12.920 --> 00:58:18.159 he rounds the turnbuckle post, he gets back. Oh my god, 1182 00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:22.679 what he got planned, what's that? And then he punches Billy. 1183 00:58:23.519 --> 00:58:25.760 They just start fighting. Yeah, like, what the fuck? 1184 00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:29.920 I have no idea, bro, like that was that was funny? 1185 00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:32.760 Man, get this guy off this fucking show. They go 1186 00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:35.280 to all yeah, man, goddamn. 1187 00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:38.440 Matt Hardy hits MVP with the side effect here. Yes, 1188 00:58:39.159 --> 00:58:41.199 Katie gets eliminated by Chris Masters. 1189 00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:43.960 He just kind of throws him so, which leaves nine 1190 00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:47.679 people remaining. I believe. I believe it's College Masters, Batista Caine, 1191 00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:51.880 m VP, Matt Hardy, Chavo Finley, Jimmy Wangyang top guys. 1192 00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:54.199 MVP goes for the boot in the corner here, but 1193 00:58:54.280 --> 00:58:57.599 Matt Hardy moves and then Matt Hardy eliminates MVP, who 1194 00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:58.840 is the United States champion. 1195 00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:02.719 Wow, the champions being disrespected. No double champs here tonight. 1196 00:59:03.199 --> 00:59:05.800 Masters tries to lock the Master lock in on Chavo here, 1197 00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:09.039 but Jimmy wang Yang drop kicks them, and Chavo and 1198 00:59:09.199 --> 00:59:12.039 wang Yang work together and eliminate Chris Masters. 1199 00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:13.840 Yeah. On commentary, they're like, oh, yeah, these two have 1200 00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:15.480 been in odds for a while, Like, oh, I can't 1201 00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:18.320 believe they're working together. What the fuck did Chavo try 1202 00:59:18.360 --> 00:59:19.880 to break the Master, Like, what's wrong with him? 1203 00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:23.320 Dude? I have no idea? Yeah, I like that seriously, 1204 00:59:23.559 --> 00:59:25.679 I was like looking at Hi, I'm like, this can't be, 1205 00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:28.159 like right, this can't be what he decided to do. 1206 00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:29.840 It make no sense. 1207 00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:33.599 So Yang and Chavo dap up, and then Chavo goes low. 1208 00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:37.400 Of course, this leads to Chavo trying to eliminate Yang, 1209 00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:39.960 but Yang gets on his shoulders and throws him out instead. 1210 00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:44.519 Yeah, flips electric chair style forward eliminates Chavo and my god, 1211 00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:46.519 Jimmy Wang Yang is one of the final six here 1212 00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:47.719 to win the World Championship. 1213 00:59:48.119 --> 00:59:51.639 Kana Batista team up on the Great Colleague, but just 1214 00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:53.400 just not having He's. 1215 00:59:53.239 --> 01:00:00.400 Not selling not tonight. This is not tonight. Colley's super 1216 01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:03.960 is not looking to look weak whatsoever. So they're giving 1217 01:00:04.000 --> 01:00:06.119 them the work. They have them against the ropes, and 1218 01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:08.639 they're trying to give like a little Okay, let's let's 1219 01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:13.360 fucking act like we're a lemonaingum Collie one not giving 1220 01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.800 up his legs like they are having such a hard 1221 01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:19.239 time grabbing this dude's legs, and this just looks fucking 1222 01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:23.920 so ridiculous. He's practically laying on the ropes, not going 1223 01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:27.840 over them whatsoever until he boots them both in the head. 1224 01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.800 Collie thinks this is a shoot okay, but he's just 1225 01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:31.599 trying to fuck with me. 1226 01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:36.119 That's right, what they told him in the back, all right, 1227 01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:37.760 tre like, I shoot, fuck these dudes off. 1228 01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:40.840 Oh he shit put the title on on his tree 1229 01:00:40.920 --> 01:00:41.360 like a suit. 1230 01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.559 I mean, that's fucking sick. And if there's anybody to 1231 01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:47.119 do it with this fucking freak. 1232 01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:50.280 So Finley puts Jimmy Wang Yang on the apron and 1233 01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:53.159 then Hornswoggle comes out from underneath the ring, grabs his 1234 01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:55.559 leg and pulls him off the apron and he's eliminated. 1235 01:00:55.880 --> 01:00:59.599 Fucking assholes. 1236 01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:02.079 Jave yells, standing up, pointing at Hornswoggle. 1237 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:09.519 Hey, what the fuck is that? Michael so great? 1238 01:01:09.599 --> 01:01:11.800 Colleie then big boots Matt Hardy over the ropes and 1239 01:01:11.840 --> 01:01:12.559 eliminates him. 1240 01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:15.440 I mean the big boot was pretty gnarly. He like, 1241 01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:18.159 he big boots him and Matt flips over the top rope. 1242 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:22.519 Collie then gives Batista lariat. He gives Caane hilariot. He's 1243 01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:23.719 going off right now. 1244 01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:31.039 Show me MoU dude. He Collie chops Batist day. Collie 1245 01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:34.360 chomp's cane. He does the big ass taunt and the 1246 01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:36.400 commentary is like, where the fuck is Finley? I haven't 1247 01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.920 seen him in a minute. He no clips in and 1248 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:40.320 starts beating Collie with a. 1249 01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:45.519 Dude. Collie gave Bautista the chop so hard it shook 1250 01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:46.400 the fucking screen. 1251 01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:51.320 He I mean, from all accounts, Collie was never light 1252 01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:54.119 on the Collie chop, and it was like a goddamn cement. 1253 01:01:54.199 --> 01:01:55.119 Block it in your head. 1254 01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:57.400 I mean, if there's one thing that Collie would say, 1255 01:01:57.440 --> 01:01:59.679 like giving tips to people, it would be to hit hard, 1256 01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:01.320 don't hit light. 1257 01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:05.719 You know, Collie is who I would number one go 1258 01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:07.239 to if I was looking to be a wrestler. 1259 01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:09.920 If you needed tips, it would be listen to the promote. 1260 01:02:09.920 --> 01:02:11.000 That's what Great College would say. 1261 01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:13.679 Number one, Number one. 1262 01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:19.000 From great Colleague. Run everywey champion. Listen to the promoter right, 1263 01:02:19.360 --> 01:02:25.719 number two, hit hard, number three, don't hit light. Oh, indeed, 1264 01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:35.960 number four, don't do mini moods. Great advice from the 1265 01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:38.519 Great College. That would be a great sag, great advice 1266 01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:42.440 from Great Collie. So, like you said, man Finley comes 1267 01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:45.400 in with the chalale. He comes straight for Collie's knees. 1268 01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:47.480 I mean, that's the smartest guy ever. 1269 01:02:48.360 --> 01:02:49.960 I mean, he takes him out and Collie's selling big 1270 01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:51.320 for him too. He fucking hits up the back of 1271 01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:53.440 the head with the sheil ay. He's going for it. 1272 01:02:53.760 --> 01:02:56.639 Kane is up now and he goes over. He choke 1273 01:02:56.719 --> 01:03:00.639 slams Finley, but as he gets Finley up, Tista hits 1274 01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:03.079 Kane with the spear and everybody is down. 1275 01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:07.280 It was actually perfect, Like Finley lands choke slam style. 1276 01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:11.400 Kine takes the spear. I again, a risky move for 1277 01:03:11.519 --> 01:03:15.840 a injury filled roster. Loved it though, Man, that was awesome. 1278 01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:17.639 It was awesome. No, I loved it too. Yeah, No, 1279 01:03:17.679 --> 01:03:20.280 it was sick. I'm a great great spot didn't make 1280 01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:22.639 any sense. I don't know why Batista did that, but 1281 01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:24.039 maybe he funks are Findley heavy. 1282 01:03:24.599 --> 01:03:26.880 He just saw an opportunity. He said, Wow, this would 1283 01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:33.119 be awesome in the video games. Batista then eliminates fit Finley, 1284 01:03:33.239 --> 01:03:36.519 and the final three are Caine, Bautista and the great Collie. 1285 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:40.760 I mean, this is two of my favorite guys in Kane. 1286 01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:44.840 Just put the mask on, man, let you'd be good. 1287 01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:45.800 What the fuck? 1288 01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:49.920 Batista has Kane halfway over the ropes as great Collie 1289 01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:54.480 starts to stand up. Oh so great Collie stands up. 1290 01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:59.119 He walks over, and he's shit cans Bautista and Kane 1291 01:03:59.199 --> 01:03:59.920 at the same time. 1292 01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.760 There is so much time in between, like they're legit. 1293 01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:06.119 Show a shot of Collie on a niece staring at 1294 01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:10.599 them as they do this, and he gets up right, 1295 01:04:10.840 --> 01:04:17.000 d He fucking walks over all right, boys in he 1296 01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:22.639 throws over the top, new fucking world champion, a dominant. 1297 01:04:22.199 --> 01:04:26.559 Win for the new world heavyweight champion, the King of SmackDown, 1298 01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:29.880 and the summer of the Great Collie has begun. 1299 01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:33.079 Dude. He hits the post. Roger Singh comes out here 1300 01:04:33.159 --> 01:04:36.880 and fucking celebrate with him. Batista is flipping out, dude. 1301 01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:39.360 He's stomping on the stairs. He walks up the ramp. 1302 01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:42.400 Collie tells him the fuck off, dude. 1303 01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:46.159 Collie does the throat cut. Oh shit, get the fuck 1304 01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:46.559 out of here. 1305 01:04:46.599 --> 01:04:49.000 Are you kidding me? I mean, like I said, dude, 1306 01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:50.840 they could have went easy and put the belt on 1307 01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:54.480 Batista Orcane. I love that they tried something here and 1308 01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:55.519 gave Collie the belt. 1309 01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:58.000 Teddy Long is now in the ring. He presents him 1310 01:04:58.000 --> 01:05:01.880 the world heavyweight title. Great Collie then snatches it from 1311 01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:05.159 Teddy Long. He looks out to the crowd and he 1312 01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:06.119 makes history. 1313 01:05:06.880 --> 01:05:10.440 Ah. He puts the ballot up over his head, and 1314 01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:13.960 the first shot of Great Colleague holding the world championship 1315 01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:17.480 up in celebration is with him holding the title upside down. 1316 01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:20.840 Yes, that's a real champion. 1317 01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:24.960 The summer of Collie on the runs, Let's fucking go. 1318 01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:28.639 That is so I mean, that is legendary. That is 1319 01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:30.760 what I remember the most of this Colleague title run 1320 01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:32.320 is him holding the title upside down. 1321 01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:35.320 Me too, man, Like that's right. Like, the one thing 1322 01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:37.920 I remember here is him holding that shit upside down. 1323 01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:41.320 That is so fucking awesome. Dude, that is my guy. 1324 01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:43.480 He does not give a fuck about this shit. He's 1325 01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:45.840 the world champion, paying me my money, and I'm not 1326 01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:47.159 selling for you. See. 1327 01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:51.639 Uh we go to a backstage segment here Great Colleie 1328 01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:55.880 and Rajen singer here, and uh man, they are passionate 1329 01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:56.880 as hell in this promo. 1330 01:05:57.199 --> 01:06:00.960 Dude, Collie is fucking cutting a promo in his language 1331 01:06:01.079 --> 01:06:04.159 and like he's fired up. Rudgen Singh says, you know, 1332 01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:07.320 Great College says tonight, Indians all over the world are celebrating. 1333 01:06:07.320 --> 01:06:10.079 They're celebrating the first ever Indian world champion. There's parades 1334 01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:12.320 at fireworks going on right now. Let's tell him brain 1335 01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:14.559 from New York to New Delhi. I thought that was 1336 01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:15.679 a fucking great line. 1337 01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:16.760 It was a good line. 1338 01:06:16.840 --> 01:06:19.440 Yeah, he says, Tonight mark's the greatest chapter ever written 1339 01:06:19.480 --> 01:06:22.320 in WWE, because tonight marks the official reign of the 1340 01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:25.000 Great Collie is your champion, and the Great Colleague says, 1341 01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:26.840 this is going to be a reign of vicious terror 1342 01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:33.159 and total domination. And Collie says, I world heavyweight champion. 1343 01:06:34.440 --> 01:06:34.880 Let's go. 1344 01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:37.800 The Collie is all smiles all the way through this 1345 01:06:37.920 --> 01:06:39.639 fucking pro He's so happy. 1346 01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:43.320 I mean, he is so goddamn tall. The cameraman is 1347 01:06:43.440 --> 01:06:45.239 legit struggling to pan up to him. 1348 01:06:48.360 --> 01:06:51.239 We go to another backstage segment here Vicky Guerrero is 1349 01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:53.519 pacing back and forth as Teddy Long walks in. 1350 01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:56.280 Yeah, Teddy Long walks in, and he says, Vicky, you 1351 01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:58.360 see what just happened? And Vicky says, what do you 1352 01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:03.760 mean what happened? What do you blinch? She said, we 1353 01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:05.960 do have a small problem. Who's gonna face the Great 1354 01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:08.599 Collie of the Great American Bash, and then he said, shit, 1355 01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:10.079 I haven't thought about that shot. He has beavor you 1356 01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:11.239 let me think about it for a second. 1357 01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:12.800 I know it's this weekend, but I just haven't even 1358 01:07:12.800 --> 01:07:13.440 thought about it all. 1359 01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:16.960 I don't even considered the Great American Bash made event 1360 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:20.800 for SmackDown. Not what's fuck? We got Paul London. 1361 01:07:21.079 --> 01:07:22.880 No, Paul London is gone. 1362 01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:26.320 Okay, get Spanky on the phone, get him the next 1363 01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:27.840 We got to get him a flight to the Great 1364 01:07:27.880 --> 01:07:28.519 America Bash. 1365 01:07:29.199 --> 01:07:30.079 Spanky's gone too. 1366 01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:38.320 Spanky's gone too, okay. Ah Kennedy, Ken Kennedy, Kennedy and 1367 01:07:38.360 --> 01:07:40.599 the great colleague. He's fucking been ready. 1368 01:07:40.599 --> 01:07:47.119 Ken Kennedy, Edge, did you watch the show like we 1369 01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:49.320 just went over this? I even told you when I 1370 01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:49.760 walked in. 1371 01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:54.920 Ah, fucking Batista and Kane, I don't know, I don't know. 1372 01:07:59.000 --> 01:08:05.880 Excuse me, probably say I know, Yeah, I got. That's 1373 01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:10.119 all I got. Isn't the Dully Boys and Undertaker, the 1374 01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:14.119 horrible Magic American Pass God? 1375 01:08:14.280 --> 01:08:17.159 No, we gotta bring it back. How about you know? Well, 1376 01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:20.520 Batista did sign a contract last week to fake face 1377 01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:23.239 Collie and Caine's No More contender for the world title, 1378 01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:24.960 and they were the final two in the Battle Royal. 1379 01:08:26.039 --> 01:08:27.479 You know what, let's just have a match with them, 1380 01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.720 Caine on one Batista in the winner. We'll go in 1381 01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:33.920 to face Great Collie for the World Championship. Vicky said, 1382 01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:36.079 all right, that's cool, and Teddy looks at her and says, 1383 01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:50.560 you like that. Now, that's Tabernacle. What was the Wackle 1384 01:08:52.760 --> 01:08:58.520 relations That's what the confetti was for. It actually dropped 1385 01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:00.239 in the ring. We just didn't get to see. 1386 01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:01.319 It was just where the fans. 1387 01:09:03.319 --> 01:09:05.239 They have to understand it when they say Tabernacle, you 1388 01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:06.479 gotta go fucking crazy here. 1389 01:09:08.279 --> 01:09:11.359 W WE Magazine presents the Raw Rebound. 1390 01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:14.479 Yeah, they're hyping up the Sina Lashley match that's gonna 1391 01:09:14.479 --> 01:09:16.600 be happening at Great American Bash for the w w 1392 01:09:16.760 --> 01:09:19.119 E title. And they get, uh, you know some legends 1393 01:09:19.159 --> 01:09:21.960 here talking like Stone Cold here's talking about Cena lastlie. 1394 01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:25.840 Uh he says, that's a dream badge. Okay, just fuck 1395 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:36.760 you don't fucking pat you let me today. 1396 01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:47.720 Well, Rick Flair has something add here. He says, Well, Lashly, 1397 01:09:48.279 --> 01:09:51.039 you know, is young and strong and motivated, and Sina, 1398 01:09:52.119 --> 01:09:59.000 well he's young and strong and motivated. Alrighty, then, so. 1399 01:09:59.119 --> 01:10:01.960 This is the Raw Rebound, but we only get to 1400 01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:04.239 talk about Johnston and Bobby Lashley. What about the rest 1401 01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:04.600 of RAW. 1402 01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:08.840 I promise you on this week in two thousand and 1403 01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:13.479 seven RAW, there was nothing else to talk about. You 1404 01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:16.039 see this fucking card for this pay per view. There's 1405 01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:17.079 not shit going on. 1406 01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:20.479 Well, now it's time for Matt Hardy Versus KD. 1407 01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:24.279 I really wish it wasn't. I really wish it wasn't 1408 01:10:24.319 --> 01:10:28.399 time for Matt Hardy versus KD. I've watched, you know, 1409 01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:31.600 like I get what was going on here. There is 1410 01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:35.319 something that they could do here, but whatever, the the 1411 01:10:36.079 --> 01:10:37.680 boys were not on their best to night like they 1412 01:10:37.720 --> 01:10:40.760 were not. This match sucked ass. Okay, what do you 1413 01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:44.199 want for me? This fucking boring, ass fucking match? Like 1414 01:10:44.840 --> 01:10:48.800 they fucking didn't do shit. They had like fifteen fucking minutes. 1415 01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:50.279 Why was this fifteen minutes? They were both in a 1416 01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:53.000 battle royal just now they couldn't just fucking Oh they're 1417 01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:54.960 both beat up. Oh of course an inside cradle like 1418 01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:57.039 took this home in five No, I gotta watch fifteen 1419 01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:58.399 minutes of getting textre heat. 1420 01:10:59.319 --> 01:11:05.039 Why so MVP is backstage watching Matt Hardy on the 1421 01:11:05.119 --> 01:11:05.920 CRT TV. 1422 01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:07.760 He's got that silver joint too. 1423 01:11:08.159 --> 01:11:10.119 Oh yeah, you're right, the Toshiba TV. 1424 01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:12.000 I like that one. That's a good one. 1425 01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.000 The mattch starts with Matt Hardy fighting KD back into 1426 01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:18.039 a headlock. Here Kde misses an elbow and Matt hits 1427 01:11:18.079 --> 01:11:19.640 two lines and shit cansm you. 1428 01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:23.680 Can repeat that for sixteen minutes. I will, dude, I 1429 01:11:23.920 --> 01:11:27.239 swear not fucking joking. By the way, they fucking show 1430 01:11:27.239 --> 01:11:30.039 a recap of Kenny being eliminated by Masters earlier. It 1431 01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:33.000 comes back to the regular show and JBL says, well, 1432 01:11:33.079 --> 01:11:39.279 this show is what I call tabernacle. Dude, someone's gonna 1433 01:11:39.279 --> 01:11:41.600 fucking tell me what's going on. Like I'm losing it. 1434 01:11:41.880 --> 01:11:43.159 I'll lose the fucking mind. 1435 01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:45.920 So Matt Hardy hits a baseball slide here he heads 1436 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:48.399 back into the ring. KD cuts him off. He slides 1437 01:11:48.520 --> 01:11:50.800 under Matt and slips him up and hits a slingshot 1438 01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:52.399 splash onto his back. 1439 01:11:52.600 --> 01:11:54.640 There was a couple promising things here where I thought 1440 01:11:54.680 --> 01:11:56.279 the match was about to like kick in the next gear, 1441 01:11:56.319 --> 01:11:58.079 and it just never gets there. That's really the biggest 1442 01:11:58.119 --> 01:12:00.319 issue here. They didn't really do anything wrong. It wasn't 1443 01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:03.359 any funck ups like it was a fucking run of 1444 01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:06.600 the middle SmackDown TV match. But I don't know. I'm 1445 01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:08.600 just used to smack Down matches being a little exciting. 1446 01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:10.199 This felt like a house show match. 1447 01:12:10.920 --> 01:12:19.399 So Kde grabs a headlock here, Matt works up, Corksey does. 1448 01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:20.840 So. 1449 01:12:21.119 --> 01:12:24.239 Matt works up, only to run into a Kde dropkick 1450 01:12:24.279 --> 01:12:29.319 for a two. So Katie grabs another headlock. Here, Matt 1451 01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:29.960 works up. 1452 01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:32.319 You can't imagine, all right? 1453 01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:35.199 Yes that it's a bellied back for a double down. 1454 01:12:35.560 --> 01:12:36.680 Indeed, indeed. 1455 01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:40.399 And then Ktie dropped toe holds Matt into the ropes. Okay, 1456 01:12:40.479 --> 01:12:42.640 that was kind of cool, and we head back into 1457 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:43.279 the chin lock. 1458 01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:48.119 I paused this match six times, I wrote down every 1459 01:12:48.199 --> 01:12:48.800 time I did it. 1460 01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:52.119 Maybe they do the chin lock headlock deal a couple 1461 01:12:52.159 --> 01:12:54.960 more times. Look at some heat, I. 1462 01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:56.319 Mean, fuck. 1463 01:12:56.760 --> 01:12:58.880 So Matt hits a clothesline here for another double down. 1464 01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:00.880 Matt hits a line in the corner and then a 1465 01:13:00.920 --> 01:13:02.399 bulldog out of the corner for it two. 1466 01:13:02.479 --> 01:13:03.439 Little raven combo. 1467 01:13:03.880 --> 01:13:05.560 Matt hits a body slam and then heads to the 1468 01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:09.359 second rope to hit his patented elbow to the standing opponent. 1469 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:12.840 I mean, my man, dude. 1470 01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:15.239 I was like, oh my god, he's gonna do the 1471 01:13:15.359 --> 01:13:15.840 leg drop. 1472 01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:19.399 Not even the shots even on him when he does 1473 01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:21.920 the huh. And then the next thing you see is 1474 01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.640 Kenny Dykscher standing up bent over for an elbow to 1475 01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:27.600 the back of the neck. Damn, Like, all right, I 1476 01:13:27.760 --> 01:13:29.520 understand you don't want to do the leg drop anymore, 1477 01:13:29.560 --> 01:13:32.199 but damn, man, that's like your thing. The crowd, by 1478 01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:34.840 the way, also dead for the hull, probably because they 1479 01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:36.600 had been watching you for a few weeks. Sin saw 1480 01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:37.520 you do shitty elbow? 1481 01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:39.279 Is that what he's doing now? The elbow? 1482 01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:41.520 I think so? Like I think that he just didn't 1483 01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:42.640 want to do the leg drop anymore. 1484 01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:45.039 I don't blame him, but damn, that's right. 1485 01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:46.000 That's how I feel too. 1486 01:13:46.840 --> 01:13:49.039 So Katie jumps to the top rope. Here Matt Hardy 1487 01:13:49.079 --> 01:13:51.880 cuts him off. Hardy grabs his head. He hits a 1488 01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:53.520 twist of fade off the second to pick up the 1489 01:13:53.560 --> 01:13:54.680 wind cool finish. 1490 01:13:55.800 --> 01:14:00.800 Confusing though, what Kenny Dyksher was thinking here, because from 1491 01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:03.560 what I understand, Kenny Dexter's finish is leg drop off 1492 01:14:03.560 --> 01:14:05.560 the top rope. He climbs to the top rope with 1493 01:14:05.560 --> 01:14:07.520 Matt hardy standing, I mean right in front of him. 1494 01:14:08.039 --> 01:14:09.319 I don't know what he was going for. 1495 01:14:09.720 --> 01:14:11.680 He was going for an elbow to a standing opponent. 1496 01:14:13.359 --> 01:14:24.159 He was going off there, I mean twisted fade off. 1497 01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:25.399 The second was cool. I'll take that. 1498 01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:27.079 Yeah, it was a dope finish. 1499 01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:30.319 I liked this just felt like a went on forever. 1500 01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:34.720 Oh but Tista versus Kane tonight number one Contenders match. 1501 01:14:35.079 --> 01:14:37.920 Yeah. I like the cane moving graphic with him with 1502 01:14:38.079 --> 01:14:39.399 gig marks on his forehead. 1503 01:14:39.960 --> 01:14:40.439 That's cool. 1504 01:14:41.079 --> 01:14:41.600 Pretty good. 1505 01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:44.319 And we get a video package here for the American 1506 01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:45.640 Badass Chuck film. 1507 01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:52.560 Then okay, so we opened the shot here and it 1508 01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:55.640 kind of you know, cinematic opens up and we see 1509 01:14:55.680 --> 01:14:58.439 a guy standing facing away, staring at a garage and 1510 01:14:58.479 --> 01:15:01.199 he's walking towards it, Like, who the fuck is that? 1511 01:15:01.319 --> 01:15:02.760 There's a dog with him. I was say what the 1512 01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:07.800 dog doing first of all, and then I find out 1513 01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:11.600 it is Chuck Palombo and I was like, wow, this 1514 01:15:11.840 --> 01:15:13.800 is I I don't know if I knew this is 1515 01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:16.119 how they reintroduced him, Like I know he shows up 1516 01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:18.359 with the bike, but I didn't know he got pretapes. 1517 01:15:18.960 --> 01:15:20.479 It kind of blew me away when I saw it. 1518 01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:23.119 Dude, Yeah, he says. Uh, he says. When I think 1519 01:15:23.119 --> 01:15:26.600 of an adrenaline rush, I think of my bikes, I said, Oh, 1520 01:15:27.359 --> 01:15:30.479 he says, I've I've built some of the nastiest, fastest, 1521 01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:34.399 and most unforgiving bikes on the road. My bikes are furious, 1522 01:15:34.439 --> 01:15:38.760 they have unrelenting power, and most importantly, they dominate the road, 1523 01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:42.239 just like I plan on dominating in the ring. I'm 1524 01:15:42.359 --> 01:15:46.319 Chuck Palumbo. Prepare for the rid of your life. Dude, 1525 01:15:46.760 --> 01:15:50.560 there it is? What what like you done it? Now? 1526 01:15:51.039 --> 01:16:00.840 I build bikes. I mean, you know what, what's the undertaker? 1527 01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:03.399 Look what the fuck is going on? I build bikes 1528 01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:04.479 and you should be afraid of that. 1529 01:16:05.159 --> 01:16:08.119 Well, you have to remember in two thousand and seven 1530 01:16:08.239 --> 01:16:11.960 how big the American Chopper deal was. Sure, so like 1531 01:16:12.119 --> 01:16:14.159 that was a huge deal back then, and people were 1532 01:16:14.199 --> 01:16:17.319 super into the Harley Davison American Chopper deal. So I 1533 01:16:17.399 --> 01:16:19.640 guess their idea here was, like we can kind of 1534 01:16:20.319 --> 01:16:23.119 build some synergy here on SmackDown, you know, and do 1535 01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:25.640 something with Chuck Plombo. Who you know, Chuck Colombo is 1536 01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:27.159 a huge guy man like I. 1537 01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:30.880 Like Chuck Plombo. He's got moves, he's big, he's got 1538 01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:31.319 a good look. 1539 01:16:31.600 --> 01:16:34.359 Yeah, it's easy to forget that. He's huge, Like he's 1540 01:16:34.439 --> 01:16:36.479 like a massive guy. So, like, of course they want 1541 01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:39.119 to do something with this guy. I mean, I'm fucking whatever. 1542 01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:41.439 He's the undertaker. I'm cool with that. You should run 1543 01:16:41.479 --> 01:16:48.680 Eugene over, yeah, like whul cogin. You should attach him 1544 01:16:48.680 --> 01:16:51.359 to the back of the bike, take him across the arena. 1545 01:16:53.439 --> 01:16:55.479 I mean, there's stuff you could do with then. I 1546 01:16:55.640 --> 01:16:57.319 just don't think this video did of justice. 1547 01:16:58.159 --> 01:17:01.319 Church of Hot Addiction by Coke Starship is the official 1548 01:17:01.359 --> 01:17:02.880 theme song for the Great American Bash. 1549 01:17:03.239 --> 01:17:04.640 I forgot about Cobra Starship. 1550 01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:06.640 Dude, me too, I haven't heard that name in a 1551 01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:07.119 long time. 1552 01:17:07.199 --> 01:17:09.439 Man. They did the goddamn Snakes on a Plane song? 1553 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:10.119 How about that? 1554 01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:12.239 That's the one I know most I know they did 1555 01:17:12.359 --> 01:17:15.399 better Watch. That was a really important one. 1556 01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:16.479 That's just the one. 1557 01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:19.680 That's all you need. Really. 1558 01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:22.399 We go into a pre tape here. Jesse and Festus 1559 01:17:22.439 --> 01:17:24.600 are here to talk about magazines, what. 1560 01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:28.720 Like and what like. You have to be sitting there 1561 01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:32.159 like writing this show and looking at the landscape scene 1562 01:17:32.239 --> 01:17:34.920 all the top guys are leaving or getting hurt, and 1563 01:17:35.199 --> 01:17:37.840 you are told you have to do pre tapes for CPA. 1564 01:17:37.920 --> 01:17:40.560 Chuck plumble on the bike at Jesse and Festus like 1565 01:17:40.680 --> 01:17:45.680 you have to be eating shit constantly, Like this is 1566 01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:49.680 a disaster fucking waiting to happen. Man, Jesse and goddamn 1567 01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:52.479 Festus are here to talk about the magazines. Of course, 1568 01:17:52.479 --> 01:17:56.039 they're in front of the promo curtain classic. Hi, I'm 1569 01:17:56.159 --> 01:17:59.199 Jesse and this is my partner Festus and Festus of 1570 01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:04.800 course Wing just looking insane and he's got a huge 1571 01:18:04.800 --> 01:18:08.680 statoo on his arm. He says, we're so excited about 1572 01:18:08.680 --> 01:18:10.960 coming to SmackDown. And one of the greatest things about 1573 01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:13.279 being at W Superstar is got our picture taken all 1574 01:18:13.319 --> 01:18:15.479 the time, whether it be with all you or for 1575 01:18:15.560 --> 01:18:17.800 a magazine like this. And he holds up a magazine 1576 01:18:17.840 --> 01:18:19.840 that has ray Masterial on the cover. Look at ray 1577 01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:20.600 Masterio on the cover. 1578 01:18:24.600 --> 01:18:25.039 There he is. 1579 01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:28.079 How about that? I mean, I can't wait to wear 1580 01:18:28.119 --> 01:18:31.000 on the cover. Look at that face and it zooms 1581 01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:34.880 in on Festus's face. I mean he is out to launch. 1582 01:18:35.279 --> 01:18:39.439 He's fucked. Yeah, man, look at it. That is the 1583 01:18:39.560 --> 01:18:43.800 face that will see a lot of magazines. Jesse and 1584 01:18:43.880 --> 01:18:47.600 Festus coming to SmackDown Duce Domino. Watch the fuck out. 1585 01:18:48.159 --> 01:18:51.640 Yeah, that taxization is getting bolstered. Watch your ass, buddy, 1586 01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:57.960 come on, two star matches coming. Jesse and fest has 1587 01:18:58.000 --> 01:18:58.800 been a good time to come. 1588 01:18:58.880 --> 01:18:59.000 Man. 1589 01:18:59.039 --> 01:19:00.640 They just had a memo, this this show sucks. 1590 01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:06.840 It's our time to shine. Listen, you gotta give it 1591 01:19:06.880 --> 01:19:09.520 to Jesse. Infesti's at the very least their theme song 1592 01:19:09.640 --> 01:19:09.920 was hot. 1593 01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:14.359 This Gus Engravy. I mean, come on, man, yeah, you're right. 1594 01:19:15.199 --> 01:19:17.680 That's that's well worth the run at the very least. 1595 01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:19.359 And fuck doctor Death. 1596 01:19:22.119 --> 01:19:24.359 I mean, I would have liked to see Jesse like 1597 01:19:24.880 --> 01:19:26.479 actually get a chance to wrestle. 1598 01:19:26.600 --> 01:19:29.319 You know, I bet he had some fucking shit to 1599 01:19:29.479 --> 01:19:32.199 the show too, Like he had to have known something. 1600 01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:35.399 He probably knew a little more than being Festus's friend. 1601 01:19:35.439 --> 01:19:39.159 And then slam Master j and then they fucking accused 1602 01:19:39.239 --> 01:19:42.680 Jesse of giving Festus drugs and he was like that. 1603 01:19:46.800 --> 01:19:47.199 I love that. 1604 01:19:47.399 --> 01:19:50.640 Jesse and Festus are like standing here on this tag 1605 01:19:50.680 --> 01:19:53.399 t thing. And somehow that leads to Antonio Noki getting 1606 01:19:53.560 --> 01:20:00.239 super pissed off, Like the Domino falling pro Festus sing 1607 01:20:00.319 --> 01:20:02.159 off at Teddyo is hilarious. 1608 01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:06.399 He's starting right here. That's fucking unbelievable, man, I mean, 1609 01:20:06.439 --> 01:20:07.600 what a career this guy has had. 1610 01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:10.920 We go backstage. MVP is here when a guy that 1611 01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.079 I do not know walks up to ask a question. 1612 01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:17.560 James, I usually can give you an answer. I could 1613 01:20:17.640 --> 01:20:20.800 usually find out who the interviewers are. Once in a 1614 01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:24.319 while we get a Mark Lloyd in our Lives right right, James, 1615 01:20:24.359 --> 01:20:26.720 I have no fucking idea who this guy is. Dude. 1616 01:20:27.039 --> 01:20:29.000 I couldn't find who it was either. I looked it up. 1617 01:20:29.039 --> 01:20:30.960 I couldn't find out who this guy was. I'm sure 1618 01:20:31.000 --> 01:20:33.560 somebody that's listening knows this guy. I'm sure he might 1619 01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:35.640 have been childhood, he. 1620 01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:38.199 Might have been the guy he is like the goddamn 1621 01:20:38.279 --> 01:20:40.399 fucking John of the Coach would have two thousand and SmackDown. 1622 01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:42.760 But to me, this guy's a smack dass. I don't 1623 01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:43.760 know who the fuck this is. 1624 01:20:45.319 --> 01:20:45.359 Like. 1625 01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:47.479 His suit looks nuts, he looks like he was forced 1626 01:20:47.479 --> 01:20:49.039 into this position at the last second. 1627 01:20:49.479 --> 01:20:52.840 Yeah, no clue, this guy is. Yeah, great job. 1628 01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:54.960 Yeah, he says, Hey, MVP, I got a quick question, 1629 01:20:55.039 --> 01:20:57.560 and MVP says, we want to ask why I'm better 1630 01:20:57.640 --> 01:20:58.840 than you and the rest of the world. 1631 01:20:59.479 --> 01:21:03.880 No, no, we could talk about that. 1632 01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:05.800 I guess that's not quite what I was looking for 1633 01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:09.159 us hoping maybe you want to ask, what do you 1634 01:21:09.199 --> 01:21:10.319 think of Jesse and feesis? 1635 01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:12.479 I didn't do that brom. 1636 01:21:13.840 --> 01:21:17.079 You dude, what there's big silver crd TV reight bind you. 1637 01:21:17.119 --> 01:21:22.800 What the fuck are you doing? Oh on it, dude, Okay, 1638 01:21:22.960 --> 01:21:24.439 very good chance at that. It is fucking true that 1639 01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:25.600 the boys were playing a two. 1640 01:21:25.479 --> 01:21:27.399 In the locker room, dude, almost guaranteed. 1641 01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:29.399 So the guy says, Actually, I want to get your 1642 01:21:29.439 --> 01:21:31.319 thoughts on your mchur in American Mash. You know, Matt 1643 01:21:31.439 --> 01:21:33.640 Hardy was victorious tonight. He did eliminate you in the 1644 01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:38.600 battle roll, you know. MVP says, Hey, what the fuck 1645 01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:40.920 excuse you? I know you didn't just walk in here 1646 01:21:40.920 --> 01:21:42.680 and ask we have that Hardy. Let MENA tell you something. 1647 01:21:42.720 --> 01:21:44.760 You sun up a bitch. You don't know me. You 1648 01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:47.399 have no absolutely no idea what I'm capable of of 1649 01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:55.000 the world, save my lifetime time and see things you've 1650 01:21:55.039 --> 01:21:57.119 only seen on a movie screen. And I've been to 1651 01:21:57.199 --> 01:21:59.199 and survived places. You pray to God you'll never have 1652 01:21:59.319 --> 01:22:02.119 to go to my contract, my lifestyle, and this US 1653 01:22:02.199 --> 01:22:04.439 Championship says I'm better than you, and I'm better than 1654 01:22:04.439 --> 01:22:09.520 all the smeeckdown fans and most importantly Matt Hardy, because 1655 01:22:09.560 --> 01:22:11.199 I know you're watching. You could have be played Halo 1656 01:22:11.239 --> 01:22:13.800 two right now. I'm better than you at this Sunday, 1657 01:22:13.800 --> 01:22:15.359 I will prove it. Get out of my locker room, 1658 01:22:15.720 --> 01:22:18.319 and mystery man leaves, never to be seen again. They 1659 01:22:18.399 --> 01:22:19.640 kill him when he goes out of the locker room. 1660 01:22:19.640 --> 01:22:21.359 Actually they hit him with a bike and put him 1661 01:22:21.359 --> 01:22:22.119 on the trade tracks. 1662 01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:25.000 Oh wow, so he gets assulted a lot of people. 1663 01:22:25.039 --> 01:22:28.680 He just showed up, wrong plays, wrong time. 1664 01:22:29.119 --> 01:22:31.600 MVP is in great shape here man, he looks great. 1665 01:22:31.640 --> 01:22:35.640 Dude, he's great, and like, yeah, I uh, I wish 1666 01:22:35.720 --> 01:22:38.079 he got, like, you know, a bigger push at least 1667 01:22:38.079 --> 01:22:39.800 one at least just to see, you know what I mean, 1668 01:22:39.920 --> 01:22:41.319 like like, give him a guy, even if it's a 1669 01:22:41.359 --> 01:22:42.680 month world tie a round, let me see what it 1670 01:22:42.720 --> 01:22:43.039 looks like. 1671 01:22:43.640 --> 01:22:46.800 It cuts to Michael Cole and jbl here and right 1672 01:22:46.880 --> 01:22:49.079 behind them two fans in the backstand up and show 1673 01:22:49.119 --> 01:22:50.000 off their tall boys. 1674 01:22:50.439 --> 01:22:54.359 Oh no, I mean they probably went through six of 1675 01:22:54.399 --> 01:22:55.479 them getting through this show. 1676 01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:58.920 And now it's time to run down the Great American Bash. 1677 01:22:59.319 --> 01:23:02.560 So we have, of course, the US title online for SmackDown, 1678 01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:05.479 it's Matt Hardy versus MVP. But on Raw we have 1679 01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:08.439 the inner title match of Jeff Hardy versus U Manga. 1680 01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:10.000 That was probably fucking sweet. 1681 01:23:10.079 --> 01:23:12.159 These two matches sound all right? Yeah, this sound pretty cool. 1682 01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:15.680 WB title John Cena versus Bobby Lashley, which is a 1683 01:23:15.840 --> 01:23:16.479 dream match. 1684 01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:18.359 Hey, I bet that was pretty good too. 1685 01:23:18.800 --> 01:23:21.479 This one caught me off, caught me by surprise. Texas 1686 01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:24.039 Boroup match Dusty Rhodes versus Randy Orton. 1687 01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:27.199 Yeah, I guess we're still kicking the Legend Killer Gimmick year. 1688 01:23:27.560 --> 01:23:31.199 That sounds fun. I'm into that Women's title Candice Michelle 1689 01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:33.760 versus Melina. They do some fucking crazy moves. I bet 1690 01:23:33.800 --> 01:23:35.000 they were fucking go for it here. 1691 01:23:35.239 --> 01:23:36.880 Yeah, why not World. 1692 01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:40.000 Title of VCW CM Punk versus John Morrison, who I 1693 01:23:40.079 --> 01:23:41.600 believe just became John Morrison. 1694 01:23:41.880 --> 01:23:44.119 Yeah, I'm just I'm not a huge John Morrison guy, 1695 01:23:44.199 --> 01:23:46.560 but you know, young and fired up CM Punk. I'm 1696 01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:47.359 sure they get something. 1697 01:23:47.520 --> 01:23:49.319 There's at least one match that I know Punk has 1698 01:23:49.359 --> 01:23:50.720 with Morrison that he says he liked, he said he 1699 01:23:50.720 --> 01:23:52.159 hated all the other ones. I don't know which one 1700 01:23:52.279 --> 01:23:56.399 that falls into about it and of course world heavyweight 1701 01:23:56.439 --> 01:23:59.359 title is on the line, Battista or Kane versus the 1702 01:23:59.399 --> 01:24:02.520 Great Colleague. And the picture they show here is just 1703 01:24:02.720 --> 01:24:05.760 three just fucking I mean really, two insane look at 1704 01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:10.359 guys and very handsome Batista. Collie has the shouting picture 1705 01:24:10.439 --> 01:24:13.119 with the photoshop the world title over him. Dude, that 1706 01:24:13.319 --> 01:24:17.199 was crazy, man Like that is legendary to me. I 1707 01:24:17.319 --> 01:24:20.239 love that, Like they could have told him to do 1708 01:24:20.439 --> 01:24:22.640 anything else. He's not even looking like he's yelling. He 1709 01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:23.439 just looks like he's going. 1710 01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:23.800 Ah. 1711 01:24:24.960 --> 01:24:28.039 The belt is huge, by the way, gigantic. The world 1712 01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:31.600 title has never been that fucking big, dude. So Caine 1713 01:24:31.640 --> 01:24:33.399 and Batista are walking to the ring here. 1714 01:24:34.560 --> 01:24:38.239 Of course, Batista is walking through the backstage and his 1715 01:24:38.439 --> 01:24:40.479 is normal, and Kane is of course walking through the 1716 01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:45.039 red hallway because hell follows him anywhere he goes. 1717 01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:49.119 WWE presents jes for Men Hair Color, Stay in the 1718 01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:51.920 game moments. It was the Great Colligue winning the belt. 1719 01:24:52.279 --> 01:24:55.720 Let's go stay in the game. Get your hair right, Gray, motherfucker? 1720 01:24:55.800 --> 01:24:56.199 What the fuck? 1721 01:24:56.479 --> 01:24:58.920 Yeah? I love the little camera they got on this 1722 01:24:59.199 --> 01:25:01.760 like whole deal here they have this little camera where 1723 01:25:02.199 --> 01:25:03.880 under the footage a Great Collie winning the bell. It 1724 01:25:03.960 --> 01:25:05.640 just a bunch of dudes hanging out with a new hair, 1725 01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:06.880 drinking beers. 1726 01:25:07.279 --> 01:25:10.680 It's pretty cool, dude. I took a screens out of 1727 01:25:10.760 --> 01:25:13.520 one of them, which is one guy super happy and 1728 01:25:13.640 --> 01:25:15.000 like a girl's like, oh hell yeah, your hair is 1729 01:25:15.039 --> 01:25:16.600 looking prettyweet and colle hold. 1730 01:25:18.039 --> 01:25:22.039 Yeah, like Greg Colley's hanging out with the belts. The 1731 01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:22.920 hair is looking good. 1732 01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:26.520 Man. Wow, this is a great night. 1733 01:25:27.920 --> 01:25:29.720 Great Collie won the belt and the world was a 1734 01:25:29.840 --> 01:25:31.840 unity for us, swallowing ton ah. 1735 01:25:32.199 --> 01:25:35.239 The fucking flower started to blossom, the hair started to 1736 01:25:35.359 --> 01:25:38.880 go not gray. Things were well. Stock market up. 1737 01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:42.039 Notice that the Great Collie loses the title and we 1738 01:25:42.119 --> 01:25:43.560 suffer a financial crisis. 1739 01:25:46.239 --> 01:25:48.039 Probably not thinking about it. 1740 01:25:48.239 --> 01:25:52.560 I am thinking The Great American Bash is presented by Zidio. 1741 01:25:52.880 --> 01:25:54.239 That doesn't exist anymore, Just so. 1742 01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:57.079 You know, yeah, absolutely not. It was a Comcast deal. 1743 01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.359 Yeah, it was like something that Comcast launch was it 1744 01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:02.039 like just something and it just kind of hit fans 1745 01:26:02.079 --> 01:26:05.359 that visit a website. Are you the ww's biggest fanjams? 1746 01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:07.119 You go to video dot com to prove it. 1747 01:26:07.439 --> 01:26:09.520 I actually looked into this contest. If you want to 1748 01:26:09.560 --> 01:26:10.079 hear about it. 1749 01:26:10.279 --> 01:26:12.640 Oh my god, I would love to hear about it. 1750 01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:15.319 Actually, this will be the one and only time that 1751 01:26:15.520 --> 01:26:17.159 video has ever talked about again. 1752 01:26:17.319 --> 01:26:19.800 So lock in, yeah, come on now, So. 1753 01:26:20.119 --> 01:26:23.880 You could submit a sixty second video to video dot com. 1754 01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:25.520 Do you get it? Do you get what it's called? 1755 01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:26.479 Video video? 1756 01:26:27.279 --> 01:26:27.479 Right? 1757 01:26:28.319 --> 01:26:31.039 Of course, video was launched by Comcast, and they want 1758 01:26:31.079 --> 01:26:35.119 to know why you're WWE's biggest fan. So video dot 1759 01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:38.680 Com users will help vote. Top ten users will be 1760 01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:43.079 chosen by video users, and then five additional users will 1761 01:26:43.119 --> 01:26:46.239 be chosen by a panel of WWE judges. Wow to 1762 01:26:46.359 --> 01:26:50.520 be flown to New York City to participate in WWE's 1763 01:26:50.560 --> 01:26:51.680 Summer Slam weekend. 1764 01:26:51.880 --> 01:26:56.159 Oh how about that, I'm assuming they were chosen. 1765 01:26:56.279 --> 01:26:59.680 Yes, they will host a red carbon event to determine 1766 01:26:59.840 --> 01:27:01.359 w's biggest fan. 1767 01:27:01.760 --> 01:27:02.960 That's fucking awesome. 1768 01:27:03.039 --> 01:27:04.039 I mean, I. 1769 01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:07.359 Hope somebody's super deserving won that. 1770 01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:11.119 The winners will receive more than thirty three thousand dollars, 1771 01:27:11.680 --> 01:27:15.640 including a grand prize of twenty five thousand dollars. 1772 01:27:16.079 --> 01:27:17.319 Oh my god, what the fuck? 1773 01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:20.920 WWE twenty four to seven on Demand will feature the 1774 01:27:21.000 --> 01:27:25.319 fifteen finalist videos, what including the winning entry footage from 1775 01:27:25.319 --> 01:27:28.479 the red carpet event and other behind the scenes videos. 1776 01:27:28.840 --> 01:27:31.359 The Oh my god wb vault w bvont needs to 1777 01:27:31.359 --> 01:27:33.760 get on this fucking now. Oh my god, these exist, 1778 01:27:34.439 --> 01:27:35.880 they have these, We need to see this. 1779 01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:40.840 To celebrate the crowning of ww's Biggest Fan WW twenty 1780 01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:43.159 four to seven and its affiliates will be giving away 1781 01:27:43.239 --> 01:27:46.319 a month of subscription in September ten new subscribers. 1782 01:27:46.600 --> 01:27:51.199 Hooray, Wow, this is a good deal. Here. What the fuck? 1783 01:27:51.640 --> 01:27:54.680 And that is the video contest? I don't actually know 1784 01:27:54.760 --> 01:27:58.079 who won. I don't actually know if there's footage of 1785 01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:00.920 the red carpet event or whatever, but well there has 1786 01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:02.319 to be. I assume it happened. 1787 01:28:02.680 --> 01:28:06.119 I do see a little more info here. Video dot 1788 01:28:06.159 --> 01:28:09.079 Com receives an amazing response, logging more than one thousand 1789 01:28:09.199 --> 01:28:11.159 video entries for the contest, with more than seven hundred 1790 01:28:11.159 --> 01:28:15.039 and eighty five thousand total video views and counting this Friday. 1791 01:28:15.199 --> 01:28:16.840 When the fuck was this posted? I don't know if 1792 01:28:16.840 --> 01:28:18.840 there's a fucking date on this. It says this Friday, 1793 01:28:18.960 --> 01:28:21.199 w woilll be announcing the whatever of the rw's Biggest 1794 01:28:21.199 --> 01:28:23.600 Fan Video Contest at a special red carpet event. The 1795 01:28:23.720 --> 01:28:25.720 fifteen finalists will be in New York city to have 1796 01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:29.079 their videos judge by w B superstars John Cena, Stone, 1797 01:28:29.159 --> 01:28:34.199 called Steve Austin Batista, Randy Orton and others on the 1798 01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:37.520 eventful Summer Slam weekend. One lucky winner will be crowned 1799 01:28:37.600 --> 01:28:39.479 WIT's biggest fan and will receive the grand price twenty 1800 01:28:39.560 --> 01:28:42.880 five thousand dollars. And this took Oh they give the 1801 01:28:42.920 --> 01:28:46.840 address here where the red carpet events happening. Wow? Yeah, 1802 01:28:46.840 --> 01:28:48.800 And I don't know if they show if there's any 1803 01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:52.520 articles about who won here? Who? Who is w's biggest fan? 1804 01:28:52.600 --> 01:28:55.000 We need to Oh, oh my god, I found out 1805 01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:55.840 who won the contest? 1806 01:28:56.239 --> 01:28:56.720 Who was it? 1807 01:28:57.119 --> 01:29:02.000 Mike Timbson from Los Angeles? Really Mike Timson beat out 1808 01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:06.199 thousands of other contestants and uh he won. He won 1809 01:29:06.279 --> 01:29:07.319 the goddamn deal here. 1810 01:29:08.039 --> 01:29:09.920 You might know him as the kiss Demon from w 1811 01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:10.479 c W. 1812 01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:15.960 It says, yeah, the excitement was palpable. Is the judges 1813 01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:20.479 conferred eventually crowning lifelong fanatic Timpson as WB's biggest fan. 1814 01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:24.600 Timpson's video creatively and comically showcased the effect to which 1815 01:29:24.720 --> 01:29:27.239 thirty years of w B entertainment has influenced him at home, 1816 01:29:27.399 --> 01:29:32.479 at work, and throughout his Daily Life. Nice, but he 1817 01:29:32.720 --> 01:29:35.399 showed up is super Team. 1818 01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:42.760 And then kicked his ass. 1819 01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:49.399 Wow, congratulations, Goddamn Mike Timpson. I wonder what he's up 1820 01:29:49.399 --> 01:29:53.000 to now. You said he became the kids demon now. 1821 01:29:58.399 --> 01:30:02.399 And now it's time for Yane versus Baltista number one 1822 01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:03.199 contender match. 1823 01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:06.000 Caine and Batista two top guys. 1824 01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:06.399 Now. 1825 01:30:06.880 --> 01:30:10.000 I wanna air a little grievance here because I, uh, 1826 01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:14.119 far be it from me to ever stand up for Kane, 1827 01:30:14.399 --> 01:30:16.800 but I think he got an unfair shake here. He 1828 01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:19.640 is the number one contender and I would have been 1829 01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:21.960 okay with this if they didn't say this was a 1830 01:30:22.039 --> 01:30:25.479 number one contenders match. That's bullshit. He was number one 1831 01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:27.720 contender and he shook his match. This could have just 1832 01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:31.159 still been Can versus Batista winner for his great colleague, 1833 01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:33.199 and Kane still could be number one contenter coming out 1834 01:30:33.239 --> 01:30:35.760 of that. But instead, fucking Kane has to put up 1835 01:30:35.760 --> 01:30:37.239 his opportunity because Edge got hurt. 1836 01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:39.720 Well, Batista gets his full pyro again. 1837 01:30:39.800 --> 01:30:42.359 That was cool, dude. He's fucking super fired up when 1838 01:30:42.359 --> 01:30:44.119 he comes out too. He looks at the ring at 1839 01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:46.560 Kan who's already in the ring. He says, you want this? Huh? 1840 01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:51.600 You want it that as hard as fuck. 1841 01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:54.520 Well, I mean, his whole character in WW is badass 1842 01:30:54.600 --> 01:30:56.079 motherfucker with coolest stuff. 1843 01:30:56.279 --> 01:31:00.520 He is the animal. I mean, he looks fucking awesome 1844 01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:02.239 here too, dude, So. 1845 01:31:02.399 --> 01:31:06.399 Kina Batista man, we lock up Caine's shoulder, tackles Batista. 1846 01:31:06.479 --> 01:31:07.640 He scrambles for a pin. 1847 01:31:07.800 --> 01:31:10.800 Cain is scared, dude, Cain looks I mean, he is 1848 01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:13.800 the least intimidating Caine ever maybe here, like I don't 1849 01:31:13.840 --> 01:31:17.079 know what's going on, Like he is still goddamn Caine 1850 01:31:17.119 --> 01:31:19.920 from Hell. I see the goddamn red hallway. You're still 1851 01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:22.640 from Hell, buddy, what are you doing? I know Batista 1852 01:31:22.720 --> 01:31:24.920 is the animal, but kick his ass. 1853 01:31:25.479 --> 01:31:27.920 This guy shot Kane McMahon's. 1854 01:31:36.600 --> 01:31:48.479 Yes he did, Yes, he did so. 1855 01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:51.560 Caine body slams Batista. He grabs a chin lock. 1856 01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:52.199 Yeah. 1857 01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:55.720 Bautista fights up and hits a belly to back suplex. 1858 01:31:56.119 --> 01:31:57.359 Fuck you man, stop doing that. 1859 01:31:57.720 --> 01:31:59.880 Batista follows up with a nice kitchen sink to k 1860 01:32:00.399 --> 01:32:01.960 Then he goes for a rear naked choke. 1861 01:32:02.680 --> 01:32:05.760 That kitchen sink was gnarly. I was, like I wrote down. 1862 01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:09.600 Kine kicks out at nothing, receipt coming Batista. 1863 01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:11.000 Hits a line in the corner here, but Kane throws 1864 01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:13.279 him back into the corner hits his own line. Kane 1865 01:32:13.279 --> 01:32:14.880 then hits a big boot on Batista and that throws 1866 01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:15.520 him out of the ring. 1867 01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:18.560 Of course, and we have to scramble here because smeckdown 1868 01:32:18.600 --> 01:32:18.840 rolls on. 1869 01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:21.600 After this, Kane stalks Batista on the outside. They do 1870 01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:25.359 a double line, double down, head into commercial. We come back. 1871 01:32:25.960 --> 01:32:27.640 Kane is going for the cane line. 1872 01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:31.000 Right, of course. I mean he's going for all the 1873 01:32:31.079 --> 01:32:32.760 shit here. He hit him with a big booty hoods 1874 01:32:32.800 --> 01:32:35.119 up top, but Batista cuts him off, picks him up. 1875 01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:36.279 Oklahoma Stampede. 1876 01:32:36.359 --> 01:32:38.239 Look good, Love that that was cool? 1877 01:32:38.479 --> 01:32:38.960 Hell yeah. 1878 01:32:39.279 --> 01:32:41.600 Batista sets up for the Batista bomb here, but Kane 1879 01:32:41.680 --> 01:32:44.479 runs him into the corner. Kane hits a sidewalk slam 1880 01:32:44.560 --> 01:32:48.079 for a two here. Kane takes back over Caine heads 1881 01:32:48.119 --> 01:32:50.920 back up for the cane line here. This time he jumps, 1882 01:32:50.960 --> 01:32:53.479 but Batista rolls out of the way. Yes, a surprise. 1883 01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:55.439 They protected this move so much. I feel like it 1884 01:32:55.479 --> 01:32:56.840 always gets kicked out of anyways. 1885 01:32:57.039 --> 01:32:59.760 I know. Yeah, I'm not used to seeing Kane miss that. 1886 01:33:00.199 --> 01:33:02.640 Batista follows up with a spinebuster and he sets up 1887 01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:06.000 for the spear. Kane kicks Batista, he goozles him. He 1888 01:33:06.079 --> 01:33:07.600 hits the choke slam, but it's only. 1889 01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:10.479 Two I mean, big pop from the crowd to the 1890 01:33:10.479 --> 01:33:12.279 crowd bit on that too. Kan must have been beaten 1891 01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:13.359 a ton of dudes with the choke slam. 1892 01:33:13.399 --> 01:33:16.880 Still, Kan goes for the tombstone. Batista gets down. Kane 1893 01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:19.079 lines him out of the ring and he heads back outside. 1894 01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:22.439 Why that's what commentary said, Why why are you doing that? Dude? 1895 01:33:22.479 --> 01:33:24.760 Jb Elllegit says, Wow, you're an idiot. What do you doing, Michael? 1896 01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:28.199 Are you talking to me? 1897 01:33:29.279 --> 01:33:29.319 No? 1898 01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:35.479 Uh? Batista cuts him off by throwing him into the 1899 01:33:35.520 --> 01:33:38.600 steps and throwing them back in the ring. Batista heads 1900 01:33:38.640 --> 01:33:41.119 to the top rope and he hits a flying shoulder 1901 01:33:41.199 --> 01:33:41.880 tackle that. 1902 01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:44.520 Was fucking crazy. Even on commentary, they're like, oh, wow, 1903 01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:46.479 he usually doesn't do this. I thought he was gonna 1904 01:33:46.520 --> 01:33:47.880 like kind of do the same thing Kane was doing 1905 01:33:47.920 --> 01:33:51.479 and miss. No dude, flying shoulder tackle. And then they 1906 01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:54.760 show a shot of both of them down, but in 1907 01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:57.479 the distance on the ramp you could see the tallest 1908 01:33:57.560 --> 01:33:59.920 man of all time lumbering down to the rim. 1909 01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:04.199 Great Collie has problems with everybody on this show. 1910 01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:06.359 He is a shit starter, dude, he is, and he 1911 01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:08.720 doesn't give a fuck either. He's not He's not waiting 1912 01:34:08.800 --> 01:34:10.840 for you to come to him. He's coming to beat 1913 01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:11.479 the shit out of you. 1914 01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:15.119 Great Collie walks down to the ring and starts kicking 1915 01:34:15.239 --> 01:34:16.279 Batista's ass. 1916 01:34:17.079 --> 01:34:19.640 Dude. Batista gets a two count, stands up and turns around, 1917 01:34:19.680 --> 01:34:22.600 and Collie punches him in the head. And it gets 1918 01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:25.680 so raucous that like Caine is going after Collie. Batista 1919 01:34:25.760 --> 01:34:28.840 and Caine now have to team up to fucking take 1920 01:34:28.920 --> 01:34:29.479 out Collie. 1921 01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:32.640 Yeah, they eventually do. They line him out of the ring. 1922 01:34:33.079 --> 01:34:36.079 He lands on his feet. He starts walking back towards 1923 01:34:36.119 --> 01:34:38.199 the ramp, and Teddy Long comes out here. 1924 01:34:38.479 --> 01:34:40.960 Yeah, Teddy's in just a minute, the Great Collie. This 1925 01:34:41.119 --> 01:34:43.600 Sunday at Great America Bash, you were going to be 1926 01:34:43.680 --> 01:34:45.960 defending the world title against one of those men, but 1927 01:34:46.119 --> 01:34:49.399 by god, now you'll be facing both of them. This 1928 01:34:49.560 --> 01:34:51.119 Sunday at the Great America Bash is going to be 1929 01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:54.239 a triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Halla 1930 01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:58.039 and his music hits. Collie is pissed, and then they 1931 01:34:58.119 --> 01:34:59.880 go They show a shot back in the ring now, 1932 01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:02.359 and it's Kane and Batista standing there like fucking you know, 1933 01:35:02.479 --> 01:35:05.640 Pissedkine has removed both of his alpha bants. 1934 01:35:06.279 --> 01:35:07.760 He's holding both of them in the ring. 1935 01:35:09.159 --> 01:35:11.359 He like super wants to be done with this. He's 1936 01:35:11.439 --> 01:35:14.399 so sick of fighting Collie and Collie not selling for him. 1937 01:35:16.600 --> 01:35:18.399 He was right. He starts shooting, man, That's what it's 1938 01:35:18.399 --> 01:35:18.840 all about. 1939 01:35:19.279 --> 01:35:21.439 He was pissed. Yeah, dude, everyone's staring at each other. 1940 01:35:21.520 --> 01:35:24.000 Collie points at the ring, Batista and Kane face off, 1941 01:35:24.039 --> 01:35:26.479 and Collie goes to celebrate again with the belt to 1942 01:35:26.760 --> 01:35:30.920 take SmackDown off the air. I mean, the great goddamn 1943 01:35:30.960 --> 01:35:33.359 Collie man, he is. He is putting his foot down. 1944 01:35:33.399 --> 01:35:35.199 He's putting his foot down, and he's putting up your 1945 01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:35.640 ass too. 1946 01:35:36.079 --> 01:35:38.479 SmackDown needs a top guy, and great Collie is ready 1947 01:35:38.520 --> 01:35:39.159 to be that guy. 1948 01:35:39.359 --> 01:35:41.479 I mean, he holds the belt to September. So the 1949 01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:45.039 goddamn Summer of Collie is real. Man, I listen, I 1950 01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:46.840 love the Monster of the Summer deal. We were just 1951 01:35:46.880 --> 01:35:49.920 talking about ECW's Big Show and the Summer of Big Show. Like, 1952 01:35:50.439 --> 01:35:51.920 Monster of the Summer is a good deal. 1953 01:35:52.439 --> 01:35:55.239 Great College's gonna take advantage of every single day. He's 1954 01:35:55.279 --> 01:35:55.560 got it. 1955 01:35:55.680 --> 01:35:58.479 Man, Dude, you were showing me the other day that, 1956 01:35:58.760 --> 01:36:02.840 like with Kane had like thirteen singles matches or something. 1957 01:36:03.199 --> 01:36:05.479 I bet Kane hated with all of them. 1958 01:36:06.399 --> 01:36:09.119 Dude. Yeah, Kane and Great Collie had a bunch of 1959 01:36:09.159 --> 01:36:11.600 singles matches here over the next five or so years. 1960 01:36:12.279 --> 01:36:13.680 I mean, I'm sure there was even more when it 1961 01:36:13.720 --> 01:36:14.399 comes to tags. 1962 01:36:14.640 --> 01:36:16.279 Yeah, if you count the house shows too, you know. 1963 01:36:16.800 --> 01:36:19.520 Odd episode of SmackDown though, Man, I mean like, I 1964 01:36:19.640 --> 01:36:23.840 can't you know, watching this, I can't say that I 1965 01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:26.600 am hopeful for the show other than the Great Collie 1966 01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.800 and uh, you know what that's that's a lot to 1967 01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:36.560 hang your hat on, just the big Man. Well, that 1968 01:36:36.720 --> 01:36:40.640 is it for WWE SmackDown July twentieth, two thousand and seven. 1969 01:36:41.600 --> 01:36:46.560 And now it's time for the man even. 1970 01:36:48.199 --> 01:36:55.640 Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the 1971 01:36:55.760 --> 01:37:00.800 main event, starting in the five dollars tier, Poky Pooky 1972 01:37:01.079 --> 01:37:08.000 Big V with the Big d Dick el Sheh, Deadlock's 1973 01:37:08.039 --> 01:37:16.880 favorite Barista kaiwaf Dave Barista. Welcome from Stupor Cross Card 1974 01:37:18.399 --> 01:37:24.479 twin step brother, Oh gig My scrot called that meatball MARINERA. 1975 01:37:24.399 --> 01:37:27.960 Oh wow, I fucking don't like that at all. 1976 01:37:28.560 --> 01:37:33.439 Ray Sikalas, Hello, bright to Jerry goes to his eighty 1977 01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:35.399 seven year old grandma's house for pie. 1978 01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:39.479 Oh, that's that's fucking very wholesome. That's the only wholesome 1979 01:37:39.479 --> 01:37:40.920 thing we've ever heard about in eighty seven. 1980 01:37:40.800 --> 01:37:43.560 Year old grandma reptar on ice. 1981 01:37:44.119 --> 01:37:46.800 Oh, reptar reptar. That's awesome. 1982 01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:52.720 Greg Jackson, Hello, they call me Chase because I'm rich Dan, 1983 01:37:53.359 --> 01:37:54.119 I'm heart Son. 1984 01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:59.640 You will die in six days. I am him? I 1985 01:38:00.199 --> 01:38:02.199 m ken Who the fuck are you? 1986 01:38:02.920 --> 01:38:09.159 Russell Gohier, Hello, Logan Bowlie, Eric Slater does Shandy Man, 1987 01:38:09.439 --> 01:38:11.920 He's back, Dante bon Giovanni. 1988 01:38:12.119 --> 01:38:14.000 Oh, I like that, bon Giovanni. 1989 01:38:14.319 --> 01:38:19.279 Ten dollars Tier Justin five oh one, justin for every 1990 01:38:19.399 --> 01:38:24.439 real one. That's us Slash Cobaine four. My back hurts. 1991 01:38:24.760 --> 01:38:27.039 My name is a Dora. My back hurts. 1992 01:38:27.359 --> 01:38:29.319 Oly shit, you know a doors back hurts. 1993 01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:36.479 Cain Bluie Caine blue Blooie. Healer is a seven year 1994 01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:43.199 old pup. You six sons of bandits scissorhead doctor Hokage. 1995 01:38:43.439 --> 01:38:45.039 Oh, congrats on your doctorate. 1996 01:38:45.600 --> 01:38:52.039 Ball is life eight Ball's SD sleepness. Yeah yeah, Jeremiah 1997 01:38:52.119 --> 01:38:56.359 Stagger paying the APA to kick my eighty seven year 1998 01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:57.640 old grandlaw's ass. 1999 01:38:58.239 --> 01:39:00.520 Now, come on, we were doing the whole some fucking 2000 01:39:00.600 --> 01:39:05.399 grandma names JVT thirty three, thirty three. 2001 01:39:05.880 --> 01:39:14.159 Jackson Herod Hello, Mondo cool Kyle, Yeah eh, Chad Gables sympathizer, 2002 01:39:14.439 --> 01:39:22.039 Yeah yeah, William Evans, Andre avdif the Fornelius long Way, 2003 01:39:25.159 --> 01:39:28.079 Nathan Benoir Innanito Cafe. 2004 01:39:28.840 --> 01:39:31.359 Oh, I love a good cafe. He got the bagels. 2005 01:39:31.720 --> 01:39:38.159 Blake Bell, Brian Tate, Giovanni g Belly, No nice, I 2006 01:39:38.319 --> 01:39:39.079 fuck with this guy. 2007 01:39:39.920 --> 01:39:40.479 J R. 2008 01:39:40.720 --> 01:39:48.640 Loon Yeah eh, Joe Bork Oh, conceptual Caleb Ideally my 2009 01:39:48.960 --> 01:39:51.720 name is Nova Caine. 2010 01:39:52.399 --> 01:39:55.239 Ah see somebody else said that about you know, Isa 2011 01:39:55.399 --> 01:39:58.119 Gancom should have had some kind of Nova Kane deal. 2012 01:39:58.520 --> 01:40:05.319 Dandy Lyons of June, Oh, Curtis Fretwell c KA Love seventeen. 2013 01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:07.920 Yeah, I just felt like inappropriate situation. 2014 01:40:08.560 --> 01:40:14.239 J Awesome, Mike's brother, swamp Wizard w Y gimme yeah, 2015 01:40:15.119 --> 01:40:17.800 Left Tina and Darsan. 2016 01:40:18.560 --> 01:40:22.680 I mean left Tina yeah, hell no, hell no, hell no. 2017 01:40:22.840 --> 01:40:24.560 You can't just do that with any and our said 2018 01:40:24.640 --> 01:40:25.520 adjacent names. 2019 01:40:26.039 --> 01:40:32.439 B Number two four eight. Oh, Kanashi, Michael Tierre Turner, 2020 01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:35.079 Porfyry Petrovitch Porphyry. 2021 01:40:35.199 --> 01:40:37.159 Wow, this is fun. That's a fucking that's a name 2022 01:40:37.239 --> 01:40:39.439 right there, Porfyry Pe fuck it. 2023 01:40:39.920 --> 01:40:42.800 Kurt Brewbach the Purple Warrior. 2024 01:40:42.920 --> 01:40:47.159 Yes, clown j R. Oh yeah, oh is that right? 2025 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:51.119 Shun Darnell Family shared account. 2026 01:40:51.439 --> 01:40:52.760 Are you goddamn kidding me? What? 2027 01:40:53.439 --> 01:40:53.680 Yeah? 2028 01:40:54.039 --> 01:40:57.680 What do you? Who the fucking family's watching this? 2029 01:40:58.720 --> 01:41:02.520 JD XO Hello j D, Kylie Denton, Hello. 2030 01:41:02.479 --> 01:41:03.960 Kylie, Chase. 2031 01:41:05.119 --> 01:41:06.039 Richardson. 2032 01:41:07.119 --> 01:41:09.319 I'm not fucking saying hello to Chase, Richard said, I'm 2033 01:41:09.359 --> 01:41:11.319 not fucking happy that. How you got real loud there? 2034 01:41:11.720 --> 01:41:22.920 Lou Sassle, Hello, Lou Louis Assle. Oh? Really do you 2035 01:41:23.000 --> 01:41:24.560 think I shows a fucking jokelu Huh? 2036 01:41:24.960 --> 01:41:28.119 VC labs W I. 2037 01:41:28.159 --> 01:41:29.800 You kind of figured that out way better than I did. 2038 01:41:29.800 --> 01:41:32.680 I would have just said VC lxvs W. 2039 01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:40.399 Bryston Come on, Pablo Jacob Bunkie got that venus like 2040 01:41:40.640 --> 01:41:49.039 bald t funky Z Royal Bubbles. Yeah in my opmium, 2041 01:41:49.600 --> 01:41:57.800 Darvin Bostias, Yeah, I'm by so I fuck her and 2042 01:41:58.359 --> 01:42:01.720 Dar's son? What the fuck? 2043 01:42:03.399 --> 01:42:07.920 Son? Oh? And her son? That's fucking crazy. 2044 01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:16.680 Jordan Novaski, Dug Cooda Sweeney Hello, Michael Johnson, ve Sumi 2045 01:42:17.039 --> 01:42:21.520 x D. You're good at these man Xbox Live gamer tags, 2046 01:42:21.640 --> 01:42:21.800 you know. 2047 01:42:21.920 --> 01:42:24.279 Yeah? Wow, Like you got the fucking vision for it, dude. 2048 01:42:24.560 --> 01:42:27.159 That's that's vex MUCKs for me. 2049 01:42:29.760 --> 01:42:34.119 Slam Coatta hitting Johnny with the inverted stink face? 2050 01:42:34.720 --> 01:42:38.279 Stinky? What is it? My fucker? Is I like like 2051 01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:40.960 facing me? You're doing the Bronco buster? Is that what 2052 01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:42.920 that is? Or is it upside down stink face? Where 2053 01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:44.880 still you're asked but you're upside down for some reason. 2054 01:42:45.319 --> 01:42:50.800 Jacob Pinn let me know. Stevie ray Garza. Yeah, yeah, 2055 01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:55.279 my only job for my big booty goth Latina girlfriend 2056 01:42:55.560 --> 01:43:01.840 LARPer Bobby basically bag basically Doug Nut basically. 2057 01:43:02.079 --> 01:43:04.079 Basically you're not understanding. 2058 01:43:04.439 --> 01:43:05.560 David Tatteage. 2059 01:43:06.039 --> 01:43:08.359 Hmm Hello David. 2060 01:43:08.439 --> 01:43:14.479 Tofer twenty four ninety three Tofer numbers fifteen dollars tier come, 2061 01:43:14.640 --> 01:43:17.640 dir Taker, Uh huh. I don't know. Well that's the 2062 01:43:17.680 --> 01:43:19.039 best I got, boys, all right. 2063 01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:21.920 I mean, hey, you find honesty's the best policy, buddy? 2064 01:43:21.920 --> 01:43:24.800 All right, I'll tell you hey, all good real ones know. 2065 01:43:25.039 --> 01:43:28.119 Jr. Was breaking out the shooting Star Press Weekly during 2066 01:43:28.159 --> 01:43:29.359 his OVW. 2067 01:43:29.079 --> 01:43:33.600 Run, Jim Ross Jr. Was there another Jr? Jr? 2068 01:43:33.720 --> 01:43:37.600 Kratos, Mariah May break Monroe's tiffy time? 2069 01:43:37.760 --> 01:43:39.239 Where do you fucking think you are? Buddy? 2070 01:43:40.640 --> 01:43:45.520 Scorpio Sky and the Rizzler aka Sky Rizzy. 2071 01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:48.720 These guys sign up for a fucking duel account? The 2072 01:43:48.840 --> 01:43:52.119 fuck a you kidding me? Son? I'm separately Scorpio Sky 2073 01:43:52.199 --> 01:43:57.840 and the Rizzler Cory Chase, no shards sons. 2074 01:43:58.359 --> 01:43:59.720 Account on Ashley? 2075 01:44:01.039 --> 01:44:01.760 Is that still a thing? 2076 01:44:02.199 --> 01:44:03.239 Maddie's son? 2077 01:44:03.920 --> 01:44:05.359 Why are you just taking liberties now? 2078 01:44:05.800 --> 01:44:13.000 Lafayette w Yeah, oh w Damion from Hell Jason Jonaz 2079 01:44:16.319 --> 01:44:20.880 one hundred and twur annual, Kyle not Gile Oh, I. 2080 01:44:20.920 --> 01:44:24.880 Love you, Kyle not Kyle Casey yay, and. 2081 01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:32.760 Oh still the champion of the Patreon I have forty 2082 01:44:32.840 --> 01:44:37.600 one Chuck Lttel for most mo Fucker twenty twenty six. 2083 01:44:38.159 --> 01:44:41.239 Also go Reds Go reds. 2084 01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:44.239 Oh No, man, Chuck Lettel. You're the champion, so I 2085 01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:46.399 won't beat you down a little too much here because 2086 01:44:46.399 --> 01:44:48.720 I was looking at your team. You've been getting beat 2087 01:44:48.760 --> 01:44:51.880 down this season enough, so you don't deserve that, you 2088 01:44:52.000 --> 01:44:53.560 know what, I hope they do well. 2089 01:44:53.760 --> 01:44:56.439 The Reds aren't even five hundred right now. 2090 01:44:57.039 --> 01:45:01.199 They're at the bottom of the central. Yeah, holy fuck, 2091 01:45:02.359 --> 01:45:05.600 that's tough. That's tough. Chuck Ltel. Oh, Chuckletel did message 2092 01:45:05.640 --> 01:45:07.319 us after the last pod, by the way and say, hey, 2093 01:45:07.439 --> 01:45:09.000 that was me. My name did kick it off? 2094 01:45:09.600 --> 01:45:12.720 Oh, welcome for the second time. 2095 01:45:13.079 --> 01:45:14.960 It changed it for this weekend. You know what he 2096 01:45:15.039 --> 01:45:18.000 figured out, Chuck Lateel. He is looking for most fuck 2097 01:45:18.079 --> 01:45:20.760 fucker twenty twenty six. His campaign started, I mean at 2098 01:45:20.760 --> 01:45:23.680 the beginning of the year, and I mean he's two 2099 01:45:23.720 --> 01:45:25.199 weeks in a row champion. We haven't had that in 2100 01:45:25.239 --> 01:45:30.640 a minute. James, Where where is Dick Bungus? Where is 2101 01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:32.560 g gooming bad guy? 2102 01:45:33.079 --> 01:45:35.920 You never know who's gonna win the championship. You gotta 2103 01:45:36.000 --> 01:45:37.439 tune in to the main event to see. 2104 01:45:37.880 --> 01:45:39.359 Well, thank you all so much for signing up on 2105 01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:42.560 the Patreon Chuckletel, thank you of course for being the champion, 2106 01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:46.720 and thank you for closing out the main event. Well 2107 01:45:46.760 --> 01:45:49.359 that is it for us this week on the Deadlock Podcast. 2108 01:45:49.399 --> 01:45:51.159 Thank you for joining us. Everybody make sure to check 2109 01:45:51.199 --> 01:45:53.319 us on a Patreon that's patreon dot com slash deadlock. 2110 01:45:53.359 --> 01:45:54.760 Do you make sure to check out the after show. 2111 01:45:54.960 --> 01:45:56.800 Check us out on YouTube, check us out on Instagram, 2112 01:45:56.880 --> 01:45:58.520 check us out on techtok. We're all over the Got 2113 01:45:58.560 --> 01:46:00.560 Dead place. You can't go anywhere within the dead without 2114 01:46:00.560 --> 01:46:03.199 looking at Deadlock, So you better lock the fucking and 2115 01:46:03.680 --> 01:46:07.319 come back next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast. 2116 01:46:10.000 --> 01:46:14.239 Let's read some fucking so we didn't fuck you. No, no, 2117 01:46:14.479 --> 01:46:14.720 don't