Speaker 1: Boys, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty seven.
Speaker 2: I don't get anything funny to say.
Speaker 1: It is time for us to head to SmackDown for
Speaker 1: July twentieth yay two thousand and seven, No where everything changes.
Speaker 2: Everything that goes wrong is going wrong in the world
Speaker 2: at WWE, including everyone getting injured. But when that happens,
Speaker 2: you have to call for the big Man.
Speaker 1: But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
Speaker 2: Listen, dipshit. If you're not over on Patreon dot com
Speaker 2: slash Deadlock PW already, then you're making me sad, because
Speaker 2: you should give it a try. It's a great time
Speaker 2: over there. We got so much stuff, and if you
Speaker 2: listen to the show every week, well, gollig, I believe
Speaker 2: you would enjoy it over there that's Patreon dot com
Speaker 2: slash Deadlock PW because you got stuff like the Deadlock
Speaker 2: After Show. That's the show that happens after the show.
Speaker 2: We usually play video game. We talk about this, that
Speaker 2: and the other. And on the last episode of the
Speaker 2: After Show we played Backyard Wrestling Number one Don't try
Speaker 2: this at home and remembered just how fucking insane that
Speaker 2: game and that.
Speaker 1: Roster is Yeah, I had a great time on that one.
Speaker 2: Dude. I love that game and it actually makes me
Speaker 2: even more excited because that means, you know, eventually we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to play backyard wrestling too, And I've never
Speaker 2: played that with you, and that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: One and and oh oh, got nothing else to say.
Speaker 2: In that same tier as the after show of the
Speaker 2: five Dollars Tier and above, a new episode of Watch
Speaker 2: This is up on the Patreon. Of course, we watched
Speaker 2: a legendary match of WCW. It is a hardcore match
Speaker 2: with Kevin Nash and Hardcore Hack, which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 1: They put it all on the line for our entertainment.
Speaker 2: They went forward and Hack showed why he can hang
Speaker 2: with the big boys. So you should go check that
Speaker 2: out and hang with the big boys over on our Patreon.
Speaker 2: Also on the Patreon The Way It's So Long and
Speaker 2: this Month's Long Way our full length watch Along. It's
Speaker 2: with our pal former two time DPW World Tag Team Champion,
Speaker 2: DPW Tag Festival winner One Half of Violence is Forever
Speaker 2: with Dominic Kareny. It is Kevin Cou, Kevin Cooh joins
Speaker 2: us true till death. Kevin Koh and he picked armaged
Speaker 2: in two thousand, WFS Armaget in two thousand and with
Speaker 2: the six man Hell in a Cell main event.
Speaker 1: It was a great time. Rikkeish was there.
Speaker 2: Rakish was there and a card full of I mean,
Speaker 2: it's the most fucking two thousand card I could actually
Speaker 2: ever imagine. I was. I was naming the matches before
Speaker 2: I even knew they were coming to the ring. It
Speaker 2: was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It was pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: We had a great time with Kevin Cooh, and you
Speaker 2: can have a great time with all three of us
Speaker 2: in the ten dollars above tier with the latest edition
Speaker 2: of The Long Way. Of course, if you want Deadlock
Speaker 2: updates about this, that, and the other, make sure to
Speaker 2: join our discord. You can find the link of the
Speaker 2: description of any of our post of the podcast, as
Speaker 2: well as post on the Patreon. There's a Patreon exclusive
Speaker 2: chats you can join if you're a patron member. If
Speaker 2: you're not, you can still join discord to get all
Speaker 2: your updates about Deadlock. So go join that now or
Speaker 2: else I will be upset. And that is it for
Speaker 2: the updates. Now let's talk about SmackDown July twentieth, two
Speaker 2: thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into WWE's SmackDown for July twentieth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man, I love talking about this era.
Speaker 2: I have such a good time watching the very inspired
Speaker 2: SmackDown writing and wrestling from two thousand and seven. James Boy,
Speaker 2: oh boy. In fact, I sat here watching it going yipee.
Speaker 2: I was fucking jumping for joy watching this show.
Speaker 1: Man. If you go to any comments on a two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven SmackDown episode on YouTube or TikTokers, this
Speaker 1: was the gold age.
Speaker 2: I think that if I had the chance, if I
Speaker 2: could reach through the screen and throttle anyone, it would
Speaker 2: be anybody that had a good time watching.
Speaker 1: This back the fuck in, man, the summer is about
Speaker 1: to change.
Speaker 2: Before we talk about this lovely episode of SmackDown from
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven, let's talk about what was going
Speaker 2: on in the shitty water wrestling with the Wrestling Observer
Speaker 2: newsletter from The Observer, July nineteenth to two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: The latest WWE video game was almost complete when it
Speaker 2: was ordered to extract Benoir from it. There was apparently
Speaker 2: a lot of problems because things were so far in
Speaker 2: the process, but the feeling was it would be a
Speaker 2: pr disaster to release the game with Benoir as one
Speaker 2: of the star characters. Well, that would have been a
Speaker 2: fucking disaster. But I will say I do think a
Speaker 2: lot of people use this as an excuse is why
Speaker 2: that game uh sucked ass And really I left this
Speaker 2: in here too. Once again bring up that smack of
Speaker 2: verser All two thousand and eight sucks ass and you
Speaker 2: should be ashamed if you fuck with this game. Thank you,
Speaker 2: melt he says. All of you SmackDown fans, all of
Speaker 2: you if you recall Meltzer said, I said to enjoy
Speaker 2: it while you can. There has been a philosophy change
Speaker 2: with the show, and Meltzer says this could just as
Speaker 2: easily change the next two weeks. The idea is SmackDown
Speaker 2: is no longer the wrestling show and is now to
Speaker 2: be booked like Raw. The reason behind this is the
Speaker 2: loss of London, Kendrick, Booker, Kennedy, and Benoit. The belief
Speaker 2: is they don't have the talent depth to do the
Speaker 2: show the old way, even with Finley and Edge anchoring
Speaker 2: the brand's in ring and Hardy there and Masterio back
Speaker 2: soon Vince changed a lot of the show this week
Speaker 2: to lead to the new philosophy. I mean, boy, oh boy,
Speaker 2: we've talked about this. I feel like this has come
Speaker 2: up a decent amount of times, James, where you know
Speaker 2: there's a backstage deal, like hey, you guys got to
Speaker 2: slow it down, and this, that and the other. I
Speaker 2: feel like this is another one of those, and this
Speaker 2: SmackDown felt absolutely like that.
Speaker 1: I love how much motion Paul London had. He was
Speaker 1: making shit happen.
Speaker 2: This SmackDown we lost, whereas London.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they lost Paul London. They said, hey man, he
Speaker 1: show's done.
Speaker 2: Might as well kill the cruiser, right division, Like what
Speaker 2: the fuck are we gonna do? That little bastard was
Speaker 2: going nuts. Vince is kind of intrigued by Sandman, so
Speaker 2: he may get an undercard push. Vince likes his unique
Speaker 2: character in interviews. This makes so much sense, actually, like
Speaker 2: Vince always has guys at one. Salmon's awesome, but like
Speaker 2: Sandman being the antithesis of we and Vince liking that
Speaker 2: makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Samman's awesome in any company, but one
Speaker 1: where he sticks out like a sore thumb. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's hard to ignore that.
Speaker 2: Jim Ross's restaurant is now open in Norman, Oklahoma. The
Speaker 2: place is decorated with autographs of wrestlers, as well as
Speaker 2: John Wayne memorabilia and a Mickey Mantle room, which are
Speaker 2: two of his childhood heroes. Meltzer says, we need to
Speaker 2: find Charlie O'Connell and get a jersey or roller skates.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that somebody else Jarad likes or Meltzer was
Speaker 2: just kind of just thrown in guys that he likes.
Speaker 2: Here he fucks with Charlie O'Connell in the middle of this. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm putting out of bounty. Can we find some Charlie
Speaker 2: O'Connell jerseys for me? Among other items, there are Triple
Speaker 2: H's wrestling boots, Rick Flair's boots, and Shawn Michael's ring
Speaker 2: outfit and Undertaker ring outfit to Austin's boots he wore
Speaker 2: at three different WrestleMania's, Mick Foley's last SOCO, and Caine's
Speaker 2: last mask Jr. Restaurant. Man, I don't know how much
Speaker 2: I've heard of this. I can't imagine this still exists,
Speaker 2: and I'm sad we would have totally made a trip
Speaker 2: out to the JR Restaurant.
Speaker 1: You know what I would order if I went to
Speaker 1: the JR restaurant?
Speaker 2: If James went to the JR restaurant, I mean, you
Speaker 2: would wear your best, you'd have the chain on. I mean,
Speaker 2: you'd be ready to go. Probably take a nice gander
Speaker 2: at the menu. I'm sure the waitresses are super nice.
Speaker 2: I just caid, what would you order?
Speaker 1: I would get a j R Burger with a sign
Speaker 1: of Charlie O'Connell fries and a John Wayne milkshake.
Speaker 2: A bit.
Speaker 1: I want to say style, I'll say it stinks here. Man,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of bullshit her Triple Ah's boots over there.
Speaker 2: I mean also wearing these are three different WrestleManias. Can
Speaker 2: you guys air this fucking place out? What is going
Speaker 2: on here?
Speaker 1: Where? Did Nick fully keep the sock?
Speaker 2: Well? Sh all that waitresses talk about shirt? I like,
Speaker 2: I like this? It was all right?
Speaker 1: Says you got your talking like that. I guess if
Speaker 1: you'll come in.
Speaker 2: Oh well, god damn, shut all you want.
Speaker 1: It's just a pretty good restaurant.
Speaker 2: You want the can Coca cola?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I'm about to go to Scott Stewners show.
Speaker 2: Oh you leave here what I order? We'll beat the
Speaker 2: funk out of you about that.
Speaker 1: I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
Speaker 2: I'm back and forth conversation with waitress doing jay Orfo said,
Speaker 2: you doing j Orful?
Speaker 1: It's a pretty kick ass restaurant.
Speaker 2: Well, JR. Back there on the broileries style ship, you.
Speaker 1: Got the poor and starboard attachment. Rep up those fires.
Speaker 2: We serve.
Speaker 1: I'd about to, oh, what's here too? Well? Hey, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know who are you?
Speaker 2: Oh you did, j R? Oh ship, you're mocking me.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Are you done with those burgers yet? Jim? The table
Speaker 2: three wants them?
Speaker 1: We serve food here, sir.
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir? May I have.
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Prob even goes up to the table. Someone's complaining about
Speaker 2: their fucking burger?
Speaker 1: Fuck you you're wrong? Are you sure? Uh my burger
Speaker 1: was made incorrectly?
Speaker 2: Who's talking to me?
Speaker 1: Well, it's I'm at the table. I'm a customer. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. You were right? Well I don't even particularly
Speaker 1: like Sean Michaels.
Speaker 2: Okay. After downplaying it all week, Edge gave word this week.
Speaker 2: He suffered a torn pectoral muscle after taking a bad
Speaker 2: bump while selling for Kaine in the Marty gras Uh
Speaker 2: ceremony on the seven to ten SmackDown Show. Because of
Speaker 2: the injury, he became the latest and a long list
Speaker 2: of SmackDown World champions who lost their titles or plan
Speaker 2: title runs due to outside forces, which we'll talk about
Speaker 2: on the show, but just in case anyone's I know,
Speaker 2: it is not to work for whatever reason, they didn't
Speaker 2: just fucking do this to get Kali the belt out
Speaker 2: of nowhere. Edge is actually hurt, which that sucks, Like,
Speaker 2: I feel like he's had a fucking super bad shake,
Speaker 2: especially like leading up to seven here, where you know
Speaker 2: he's kind of getting somewhere and then he gets hurt
Speaker 2: over and over again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he definitely had problems with injuries that plagued
Speaker 1: his entire career. I mean, thankfully he was able to
Speaker 1: do shit like in between the injuries, but it felt
Speaker 1: like whenever he was finally having the run at the
Speaker 1: top deal, it's like something always came down on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's I mean, it's it's a fucking miracle
Speaker 2: that dude still wrestles today. From The Observer, July twenty fifth,
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven, Mascarita Segrata is quitting the promotion
Speaker 2: of I believe this is triple A to join CML,
Speaker 2: where they offered him a big pay raise to come
Speaker 2: in as Mini Mistico. His contract expires in September, but
Speaker 2: he's looking to get out. Earlier, there was heat on
Speaker 2: him because they booked him to drop his Mexican national
Speaker 2: minis title on the July sixth Heah Show, and he
Speaker 2: refused to do the job. They ended up with Mini
Speaker 2: Hysteria beating Mascarita Divina. Sorry if I'm saying that wrong
Speaker 2: to become number one contender. It wasn't clear what they
Speaker 2: were gonna do with the title at that at press time,
Speaker 2: I love Vasgrida Sograda. I mean, my man, he knows
Speaker 2: he's a draw. He's going where the big money contract
Speaker 2: is and I'm not doing any jobs. This is a
Speaker 2: hall of favor right here.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like one of the highest regarded
Speaker 1: minis of all time. Of course, I'm not fucking jobbing
Speaker 1: on my way out. Brother.
Speaker 2: Hell no, I'm not here. The territory lives and dies
Speaker 2: by me. I'm not fucking making the next one. I'm
Speaker 2: the one. I'm out here. I'm about to be a
Speaker 2: mini Mistico. They're gonna play the song for me at all?
Speaker 2: Fuck you. Last couple of things here from The Observer,
Speaker 2: July thirtieth, two thousand and seven. SmackDown on July twentieth,
Speaker 2: that's the one we're about to review, did a two
Speaker 2: point six rating on the Fast Nationals and an early
Speaker 2: estimate of four point thirty million viewers. What's seemed to
Speaker 2: drive the ratings above usual was the Battle Royal with
Speaker 2: the championship steak, as it was a major growth during
Speaker 2: that match. So uh, I mean, that's a lot of
Speaker 2: goddamn people for this smack Down. A lot of people
Speaker 2: disappointed by what they were watching.
Speaker 1: Dude. Wow, a two point six rating is above usual
Speaker 1: for SmackDown in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess so at the very least, you know,
Speaker 2: the Fast Nationals of it. Yeah, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know what they were at unless that was maybe there
Speaker 2: were maybe they were like two point three, Like maybe
Speaker 2: it wasn't too far.
Speaker 1: I mean that's like, you know, we're only so many
Speaker 1: years removed from when this show would regularly do fives.
Speaker 2: Time comes for us all James even for wrestling that
Speaker 2: the truth. Last thing here, Dustin Rhodes was scheduled with
Speaker 2: a gimmick called Platinum. I believe this is TNA instead
Speaker 2: of gold Dust, and instead of quoting lines from movies,
Speaker 2: he would be quoting instead of sorry, and instead of
Speaker 2: quoting lines from movies, he would be quoting lyrics from songs.
Speaker 2: Meltzer says it worked for Michael Hayes in nineteen eighty three. However,
Speaker 2: when going through trademarks, they found on an independent wrestler
Speaker 2: had trademarked that name, so they have to tweak things.
Speaker 2: The Dustin Rhodes BOLTI verse really expands unbelievably far. I mean,
Speaker 2: gold Dust loves movies, Black Rain hates movies, it loves TV.
Speaker 2: Platinum hates them both and loves music. That's pretty impressive, man,
Speaker 2: Like it's like the faces of Folly at seven on
Speaker 2: this room, my damn career.
Speaker 1: Seven hated wrestling.
Speaker 2: The face is a fully hoie fuck. I mean him
Speaker 2: doing gold Dust, Black Rain, fucking seven and Platinum all
Speaker 2: in the same show, Like, I mean, you could have
Speaker 2: run a whole goddamn dusted roads shows. He is the
Speaker 2: Austin Powers of WCW if he wanted to be well,
Speaker 2: that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about
Speaker 2: w SmackDown July twenty, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this SmackDown. Yes, sir, we
Speaker 1: promise you a great Maine event here tonight.
Speaker 2: Rady Blassy, the Maker of Champions.
Speaker 1: Andre the Giant running Wild rest peace, My god? What
Speaker 1: an if you.
Speaker 2: Are fire?
Speaker 1: Jimmy, Hell yeah, it's not over. No world is watching.
Speaker 2: Wow. That was fucking great job, buddy.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: Boys, That's what the fuck we do here. This show
Speaker 2: did not deserve such a cool intro this show.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, yeah, I mean we're about to change
Speaker 1: some things. Man, the summer is about to get interesting.
Speaker 2: What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 1: No Paul London, no Spanky, but we got a new top.
Speaker 2: Guy, the summer of great Colleague.
Speaker 1: So we get the intro to smack Down here, which
Speaker 1: uses the theme song Rise Up. This is the one
Speaker 1: with the comic book drawings of all the SmackDown wrestlers.
Speaker 1: It has drawings of Edge Caine, Batista, Mark Henry, Undertaker,
Speaker 1: and Fit Finley. Kane's is fucking egregious.
Speaker 2: Dude. I mean they made him crazy, gummed out, like
Speaker 2: he looks fucking nuts. Finley's is they're all scary.
Speaker 1: His nuts looking too, man. I think the best one
Speaker 1: up here was probably Mark Henry's. His was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Mark Henry's was kind of cool. Even the Undertaker one
Speaker 2: was kind of closer to like, at least those ones
Speaker 2: looked like them, Like, these are fucked up looking these
Speaker 2: Like why did they make them look like this? Why
Speaker 2: didn't they juice to like cool drawings? Why'd they make
Speaker 2: them look fucking insane?
Speaker 1: Nowadays they use some AI bullshit. Dude, they I mean
Speaker 1: the fingers, his eyes, this doesn't look real.
Speaker 2: You mean it's Caine. Use your imagination the fun I
Speaker 2: at least liked that Kine was in hell in his.
Speaker 1: Kine looks different on every piece of media they show
Speaker 1: through this entire show, and then at the end of
Speaker 1: this show, it like zooms in on his face and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, yeah, this is like a normal dude.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to give like Eugene the drawing or uh,
Speaker 2: Deuce and Domino, who the hell is that? They're the fuck?
Speaker 2: Come on, they're carrying the tag division here on this show.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck, what happened to Spanky in London.
Speaker 2: That they had to get sent to the other side
Speaker 2: of the tracks?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, So the Pyro goes off here to start
Speaker 1: the show as Michael Cole and JBL welcome us to Laredo, Texas.
Speaker 2: You ready for a shitty as show, Mogel, Yes, the go.
Speaker 1: Home show here for the Great American Bash two thousand
Speaker 1: and seven.
Speaker 2: Indeed, and as you said, Laredo, Texas were in here,
Speaker 2: we're still smacked on fist. Doesn't feel right, I assumed
Speaker 2: in my brain two thousand and seven is always HD era,
Speaker 2: We've already changed to that. But no, we're still smacked
Speaker 2: on fist.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only reason I expected the SmackDown fist is
Speaker 1: literally because the SmackDown versus Row two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: Ah, you know what, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Cole does say that we've heard news all week long,
Speaker 2: an announcement concerning the World Heavyweight Championship, and I said, oh,
Speaker 2: and I guess you know what, I should have expected
Speaker 2: that this was going to be how this started. I mean,
Speaker 2: I knew the only thing I knew going in through
Speaker 2: the show is that there was a battle Royal for
Speaker 2: the world title. Everything else was kind of up in
Speaker 2: the air. But I guess I should have known that
Speaker 2: it wasn't just for fun, like somebody buzz them got hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we start off here with the Teddy Long
Speaker 1: town Hall. He's going to come out here to announce
Speaker 1: that Edge has been injured and he cannot compete for
Speaker 1: the next thirty days. So it's all over.
Speaker 2: He says. His personal physician said that he won't be
Speaker 2: able to compete for the next thirty days. And Teddy says,
Speaker 2: now as we know we yes, we know. It states
Speaker 2: in the Bye Laws of the WWE rule Book that
Speaker 2: a champion must offend his title within that period of
Speaker 2: time thirty days. Wow, this book goes out the fucking
Speaker 2: window eventually.
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, what rule book is that?
Speaker 2: You know what? They did release a physical WE rule
Speaker 2: book at one point I did I either own it
Speaker 2: or I did own it.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I want to find the w rule book that they
Speaker 2: released and I'm going to go over it. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see if there's any gems we get funded that. So yeah,
Speaker 2: Teddy says he's here to inform me that Edge will
Speaker 2: be relinquishing the world title. Tonight, which gets a big
Speaker 2: pop from the crowd. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Edge is actually pretty emotional about all this stuff, and
Speaker 1: the crowd is just chanting you suck out on the
Speaker 1: entire time, dude.
Speaker 2: They are giving him the total business, which I mean,
Speaker 2: it's a testament to how over he was as a heel.
Speaker 1: Though absolutely I will say it is taped. That is
Speaker 1: also very true. So ye in the bylaws of the
Speaker 1: rule book, they're smacked down his taped. These reactions are fucked.
Speaker 2: They at the very least are fifty percent canned. And
Speaker 2: you could expect that, but I mean, you know, I
Speaker 2: want to be surprised if if most of it was
Speaker 2: real heat here. So Teddy introduced his Edge and he says,
Speaker 2: Edges appearing for the last time as world champion, I
Speaker 2: mean that was pretty nuts. And Cole Cole says it's
Speaker 2: a Saturday for Edge, and j B says, well, it's
Speaker 2: a Saturday for SmackDown. He was the one to put
Speaker 2: butts in the seats. We have no draws draws on
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: Call Maggle, they fucking released Brian Kendrick, Paul London. Is
Speaker 1: I hear Magle? Michael Mister Kennedy failed what do we do?
Speaker 2: So? Edges in the ring and he takes his glasses off.
Speaker 2: He's sad. The crowd chance you suck, dude, the crowd
Speaker 2: chances you suck. And then it cuts to his sign
Speaker 2: in the crowd that says, rated our stupid star get
Speaker 2: fucked dide.
Speaker 1: Edges like looking out into the crowd with tears in
Speaker 1: his eyes.
Speaker 2: You suck, you suck. That's nuts. He's like trying to
Speaker 2: get through the speech too. He's like, oh man, this
Speaker 2: is gonna be tough. Uh can I get some appropriate lighting?
Speaker 2: So they put a spotlight on him. He says, as
Speaker 2: a kid grown up, I used to watch what was
Speaker 2: then the old Wrestling Federation. What break his neck, then
Speaker 2: break his legs while you're not it pipe and blaws.
Speaker 2: We don't call it that anymore. Pipe and some booze.
Speaker 2: Deficularly is he actually no mechalic?
Speaker 1: Stupid?
Speaker 2: He says, my achievements having come with their setbacks. He's
Speaker 2: torn his peck, he's ruptured his groin and broken his foot,
Speaker 2: had surgery five times in my left knee.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that goes around a lot of.
Speaker 2: That's a SmackDown sickness. You get there, Yeah, you get
Speaker 2: a bunch of the surgeries. When you show up with
Speaker 2: the blue bread that's at the bylaws. He says he
Speaker 2: didn't for himself to prove he could do it when
Speaker 2: he came back, and he said there was a lot
Speaker 2: of people that have doubted that he could.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He says, I can deal with all those injuries because
Speaker 2: they happened in my home, because this is my home.
Speaker 2: But last week I was innocently attacked by a seven
Speaker 2: foot psychotic monster named Kane. Was it back room's drawing
Speaker 2: Kane the drunk because that dude was getting down crazy dude.
Speaker 1: I love the way he said this. He said, all
Speaker 1: these injuries happened, you know, in the battlefield, but this
Speaker 1: one was different because Caine crashed my Marty Grass celebration.
Speaker 1: So I hope you're happy, Kaine.
Speaker 2: How could you do this? How could you do this?
Speaker 2: Did Edge like just win the title? Why the funk
Speaker 2: was he having a Marti Grass celebration?
Speaker 1: Shit me dieing? I have no fucking idea. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: They show up video on a second it's Edge celebrating
Speaker 1: Marty Grass style. Fuck you, Kine, you fucking.
Speaker 2: Ruin me Marty Grass.
Speaker 1: No fuck by Marty Grass celebration. Great, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1: You suck you suck a lot.
Speaker 2: My name is Kate, Oh great, his name is kay.
Speaker 2: Ed says he knew that he couldn't beat me, so
Speaker 2: we had to do whatever he could. And I hope
Speaker 2: you're happy. Caine, I really ruined it.
Speaker 1: He's not even pissed off about losing the title. He
Speaker 1: just pissed off. The Marty Grass celebration didn't go off
Speaker 1: without a hitch.
Speaker 2: He was propably. I mean, when you put plans together,
Speaker 2: James and they get fucked, it's something to be upset
Speaker 2: about it. You ru damn, He says, Well, Caan, you're
Speaker 2: not gonna get your title match now because during that attack,
Speaker 2: I had my left pectoral muscle torn completely to the
Speaker 2: bone and I'll have to get surgery and be off
Speaker 2: for four months. What the fuck did Kin do to
Speaker 2: fucking kill him like this? Like God damn hit him
Speaker 2: with opiniata.
Speaker 1: It was probably just hanging on by attendon by that point.
Speaker 2: You know, m that does happen, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, Edge says Caine has deprived all you people the
Speaker 2: joy of seeing your world champion in action. But I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna leave you people without anything. I came up
Speaker 2: with a little tribute video.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: This is my favorite wrestling trope. Like, I love this.
Speaker 2: I love a heel that gets a video package made
Speaker 2: of himself and plays it all the way through Like
Speaker 2: that is so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that the video plays, it goes all
Speaker 1: the way through, it cuts back the Edge and he's
Speaker 1: watching it with like a slight smile on his face, crying.
Speaker 2: You guy's gotta tear in his eye. Yeah, they played
Speaker 2: the version we watch was dubbed, but I believe it
Speaker 2: was the simply the best song by Tina Turner.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, yeah, sure, thing that makes sense.
Speaker 2: The best, which is even fucking funnier. I mean it
Speaker 2: goes through a ton of his moments, I mean, him
Speaker 2: doing him, growing up, him doing the j like it's
Speaker 2: like a retirement video.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It even shows the Marty Grass celebration that came
Speaker 1: fucked up for everybody. Fucking king.
Speaker 2: My dad wouldn't take me to Marty Grass.
Speaker 1: Oh what he said something.
Speaker 2: My name is all right? Yeah that's right, I was translated.
Speaker 2: So the video ends and Edge, as you said, has
Speaker 2: had you know, he's got a big smile on his face,
Speaker 2: but he's crying and the crowd booze and Teddy gets
Speaker 2: in the ring. Its his hold on. Now play what
Speaker 2: the fuck turn the lights? Can we turn the light song? Please?
Speaker 1: That was funny. Turn the lights on?
Speaker 2: Come on, dude, he says, Now, Edge, you see this
Speaker 2: is a lot of drama for me. I thought that
Speaker 2: was fucking hysterical the general manager. Come on, dude, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of drama. I don't want to deal with this.
Speaker 2: You just give your fucking bound up and fuck off.
Speaker 1: Edge has been an asshole for like years at this point,
Speaker 1: you know, turn the fucking lights on, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's a fucking around, he says. Now, look
Speaker 2: at the bright side of it. Edge, When you come back,
Speaker 2: you'll come back healthy, and you put in a few
Speaker 2: wins together and you find yourself right back in line
Speaker 2: for another world title opportunity. You feeling me on that?
Speaker 2: Edge is not feeling him on that, just so we
Speaker 2: are aware. No way, dude, Yeah, man, I like, he
Speaker 2: doesn't want to give up the title now. And Edge
Speaker 2: has a great line here at the end of this,
Speaker 2: by the way, where he's like he's flipping out. He's like,
Speaker 2: how could you move on? So quickly, like because Teddy
Speaker 2: announces there's gonna be a twenty man over the top
Speaker 2: battle Royal and the winner will be the world champion,
Speaker 2: and ed just like, what the fuck? Like, how could
Speaker 2: you're moving on so quickly? You've I've given you everything,
Speaker 2: I give you my body and saw this would you
Speaker 2: give me? And Teddy says, Edge, come on, just you're
Speaker 2: listen to me. I love this, He says, dude, it
Speaker 2: hasn't been thirty days. Just wait to crun a champion.
Speaker 2: I'll still be champion.
Speaker 1: That is a good point.
Speaker 2: It's a reasonable request. Hey, can you just wait out
Speaker 2: my time here? Like really nothing said that he had
Speaker 2: to give the title up right away, like they he
Speaker 2: could have just waited thirty days and they strip them.
Speaker 2: Teddy says, come on, man, let's be reasonable. Let's do
Speaker 2: the right thing, the right thing for the company, the
Speaker 2: right thing for the title, and the right thing for you.
Speaker 2: Now give me that title. That says, man, I've beaten
Speaker 2: John Cenave being an undertaker, I being Batista, and when
Speaker 2: I come back, I'll be world champion for a fourth time.
Speaker 2: He drops the mic. He stares at the world title.
Speaker 2: He gives it a kiss, he smashes his head with
Speaker 2: it a couple of times sand Man style, and he
Speaker 2: heads the title of Teddy and an Edge leaves the crowd,
Speaker 2: chance you suck, and he stops midway up the rampany.
Speaker 2: He looks back all sad and the crowd chance you suck,
Speaker 2: and he goes to the top of the rampant gives
Speaker 2: one last sad look and the crowd, chance you suck.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, I'm now anyone, I'm leaving. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: you can go.
Speaker 1: All right before before I leave for four months?
Speaker 2: You suck, you suck, you suck.
Speaker 1: Four months. Die die Does anyone like me?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no na. So Edge
Speaker 2: is gone no more, at least for four months. Edge
Speaker 2: will be leaving this show and SmackDown is having a
Speaker 2: hard time. But thankfully there is a fucking glimmer of
Speaker 2: hope because we will crown a new world champion here tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good timing on Edges part. Edge leaves and there's
Speaker 1: a memo sent out that SmackDown's gotta suck again. Sorry everybody,
Speaker 1: just what it is.
Speaker 2: Ed saw the Fast Nationals and said, whoa gotta go.
Speaker 1: We caught backstage of seeing everybody that's gonna be in
Speaker 1: the Battle Royal tonight, or at least a few of them.
Speaker 1: Mark Henry's back here. He's overhead pressing a trust piece.
Speaker 1: I thought that was cool.
Speaker 2: That is very very heavy.
Speaker 1: I mean it looked heavy. I'd give him that much.
Speaker 2: Chris, which was also back here getting a pump all
Speaker 2: hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was doing lat raises back there with the bands.
Speaker 2: Eugene's back here. He's dressed, is a superhero and he's bald.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on, dude. I uh, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on either.
Speaker 2: I'm super like I get the Eugene deal. Like I,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm with you. Uh, why the fuck is
Speaker 2: he Superman? And why is he bald?
Speaker 1: I never questioned it. I never questioned it.
Speaker 2: You just want it to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I wasn't watching whenever this happens. So
Speaker 1: you know what, we watched a match on Saturday Night's
Speaker 1: made event where he was Super Eugene and like an
Speaker 1: eight man tag.
Speaker 2: That's where he debuted it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I, you know, I never questioned it.
Speaker 1: Then now I'm gonna question now, now question now the
Speaker 1: Superman suits seems fucked up. I don't know what's going
Speaker 1: on right now.
Speaker 2: Eugene. You gotta fucking pay for this. You can't. You
Speaker 2: can't just be a superhero, right. That's fucking reserved for
Speaker 2: guys like Hurricane and Rosie. Yeah, you could go to
Speaker 2: roll with that gimmick, brother, Yeah, get the fuck off
Speaker 2: the blue brand.
Speaker 1: We don't do that superhero shit over There's see some
Speaker 1: bunk talking to it in the back.
Speaker 2: How you take that superhero shit the wrong?
Speaker 1: Man cooks backstays doing the arm thing. Hey man, you
Speaker 1: take that superho shit the wrong You got a group bread.
Speaker 2: Kine is also here. He's standing in front of a
Speaker 2: cage wall that is also lit up red, because anywhere
Speaker 2: Can goes is red. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He brings hell with them wherever he goes.
Speaker 2: You know, mmm, yes, a holaciously bad match.
Speaker 1: He brings two stars straight out of hell every night.
Speaker 1: I love this guy.
Speaker 2: A cage match Orange. There's behind Kane at all times.
Speaker 1: SmackDown is brought to you by AutoZone.
Speaker 2: Get a car, get in this, Oh, fuck, get a car,
Speaker 2: comes spend money here.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I thought that was you know, it
Speaker 1: made more sense. We're straight to the point.
Speaker 2: I guess I guess what are you doing all the
Speaker 2: zone without that? Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: NASCAR two thousand and eight, Get a car? Oh you
Speaker 1: fuck with the NASCAR games? No, you played any of them?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I played some of them. Yeah, the early two thousand ones,
Speaker 1: and uh I would turn the car around, try to
Speaker 1: wreck everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay. That is my only experience with those games,
Speaker 2: And the only thing I ever really enjoy when I
Speaker 2: watched them is watching people go, especially when they went online,
Speaker 2: like when the series went online, Like see if people
Speaker 2: just fucking grief races, that's the only thing they ever
Speaker 2: want to see you or do.
Speaker 1: I mean like they I swear eventually in one of
Speaker 1: the games they did so you couldn't grief and I
Speaker 1: remember playing it, I like rented it or something, and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would like respawn you the right way if you
Speaker 1: tried to go.
Speaker 2: Back Mario style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't like that. You know, the whole, the whole,
Speaker 1: the whole reason I'm playing is to go head.
Speaker 2: To head with somebody as as I damn ye, I
Speaker 2: need to pass them at the worst fucking time, or
Speaker 2: don't let them pass.
Speaker 1: Basically, I just wanted to play Burnout Revenge, but I
Speaker 1: got this NASCAR game, so I'm gonna make it happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Burnout, like Burnout Revenge, want you to do
Speaker 2: that stuff like I want to do it in the
Speaker 2: world where it doesn't want. I want to go against
Speaker 2: the Grain brother and.
Speaker 1: The Simpsons movie.
Speaker 2: Woe that movie. I mean Spider Pig forever, dude. Spider
Speaker 2: Pig was huge.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know how to explain the cultural relevance
Speaker 1: of spider Pig to We didn't lift through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very big. It was unreal. That was
Speaker 2: like that changed hallways in every school in America.
Speaker 1: Sider Pig, Spider spider pick does.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, well they wanted to dress me up
Speaker 2: a spider pig. I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 1: Ship Spider Pig owners were my damn career.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what Eugene was doing. He didn't really get it.
Speaker 2: I said, dress up a spider pig, all right, fucking
Speaker 2: best super Eugene.
Speaker 1: No, he just didn't watch a fucking movie.
Speaker 2: He disrespect Homer Simpsony fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Why you little? That's a great college done to een.
Speaker 2: See if Funk doesn't he doesn't ge take the ship
Speaker 2: off of a fucking SmackDown.
Speaker 1: Why you little you desecrate the ground at Paul London
Speaker 1: fucking walked on buddy.
Speaker 2: Right, this is the house that's spanky, Billy. You want
Speaker 2: to fucking disrespect us like this, bitch.
Speaker 1: So we get to the first match of the night
Speaker 1: here it is Tory Wilson versus Victoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Teddy Long in the promo before, by the way,
Speaker 2: I forgot to mention says yes, so we're gonna do
Speaker 2: this Battle Royal here tonight. Uh, it's gonna be after
Speaker 2: the first match, which felt like a super weird way
Speaker 2: to put that, like, yeah, we're gonna have a match,
Speaker 2: and then the Battle Royal.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean this show was paced very interestingly.
Speaker 2: I will say, uh, this is my favorite match of
Speaker 2: the night other than the Battle Royal. Uh. The I
Speaker 2: feel Tory and Victoria were kicking the shit out of
Speaker 2: each other and they the only two that were going
Speaker 2: for it tonight.
Speaker 1: I thought they worked really hard. I was happy with dude.
Speaker 2: Yes, like I I was super into it, like they
Speaker 2: they they had a little bit of time and like
Speaker 2: I don't think there was any wasted minutes. They weren't.
Speaker 2: I don't even think they did. God damn sideheadlocked backdrop.
Speaker 1: I ain't the lady to mess with.
Speaker 2: Woo go. That shit's hard.
Speaker 1: I mean she looked like a menace coming down with
Speaker 1: that theme song.
Speaker 2: Man again, another favorite wrestling trip of mine, taking a
Speaker 2: song a baby face had they turn heel, slow it down.
Speaker 1: So Tory Wilson and Victoria are feuding right now. Toy
Speaker 1: defeated Victoria in a count out this was the other week,
Speaker 1: and then they also had a fight during a photo shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been going at it and which brings us
Speaker 2: to this match here. And I mean Victoria is full
Speaker 2: of fucking just fire as she comes out here, she
Speaker 2: gets in the ring, the ref has to hold them
Speaker 2: back from immediately starting to punch each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria storms the ring. She pushes Tory down. Tory
Speaker 1: immediately goes for a flashpin here, but it's a one.
Speaker 1: Tori is fighting back off the ground the entire bit
Speaker 1: of this match here, which I thought was awesome.
Speaker 2: She had a great underdog performance here, like every time
Speaker 2: she had a chance, like if there was no dead
Speaker 2: space between these two, she was fighting anytime the Victoria
Speaker 2: wasn't on her, which I was like, Wow, this is great.
Speaker 2: She was throwing forearms kicks like she was going for it.
Speaker 1: Tory forearms Victoria to the corner here and then beals
Speaker 1: are out of the corner. Victoria powders, and Tory jumps
Speaker 1: off the apron and attacks her before they head back
Speaker 1: into the ring.
Speaker 2: Dude, luthez off the apron from Torri was awesome. The
Speaker 2: goddamn hair whip Beal is crazy, Like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if how many guys will long hair do this or
Speaker 2: take this. It's all, you know, usually like a women's
Speaker 2: wrestling thing, but like it looks nuts. They do like
Speaker 2: almost a full three sixty spin out getting thrown out
Speaker 2: of the corner.
Speaker 1: Tory kicked Victoria out of the ring. Here, Victoria takes
Speaker 1: a great bump. She would take that bump a lot too,
Speaker 1: and she was always good at it.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, I feel like we've seen a bunch of
Speaker 2: her in the last few months. That's the Victoria bump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves taking that out of the ring bump
Speaker 1: there where she kind of falls backwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it falls like through the middle and bottom rope.
Speaker 2: I think the last we saw she did it, like
Speaker 2: she fell onto like Candace Michelle on the floor to
Speaker 2: stop a tag interference or something. It was cool.
Speaker 1: Tory follows up with a drop kick before Victoria cuts
Speaker 1: her off by sweeping her legs on the apron.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, Tory takes an apron bump here after the
Speaker 2: baseball slide. Yeah, I mean, dude, Victoria does something super
Speaker 2: cool here. Tory's laying on the apron and to roll
Speaker 2: Tory back in the ring, Victoria just running big boots her.
Speaker 1: Dude. Apparently the count out that Tory beat Victoria in
Speaker 1: in the previous match was from the baseball slide. Oh
Speaker 1: no shit, so that was like a callback to their
Speaker 1: previous match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got some good good here.
Speaker 1: Tory keeps finding a way to go for a pin here,
Speaker 1: but it's not enough just yet. Victoria grabs a chin lock,
Speaker 1: but Tory fights up and then hits a neck breaker
Speaker 1: for it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was I mean again, the Tory uh inside
Speaker 2: cradles and shit like that where she was fucking go
Speaker 2: for and Victoria's cutoff was good here too. Uh. JBL
Speaker 2: says Edge is a three time they're talking about Edge obviously.
Speaker 2: Edge is a three time world champion and a twelve
Speaker 2: time ten champion, one of the most decorated people on
Speaker 2: a roster, and Cole says, well, you know how it works.
Speaker 2: You gotta climb the ladder when you come back from
Speaker 2: an injury. And JBL says, you're gonna put them back
Speaker 2: on the roster like Jimmy Wang. Yeah, heyy, I fucking Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Depends me off back stage, Matt, like goddamn so back
Speaker 1: in the match here, Victoria uses the knee brace to
Speaker 1: hit Tory in the head. Great that allows her to
Speaker 1: hit the Widow's peak. She does her head taunt and
Speaker 1: she wins the match.
Speaker 2: I mean, this was, honestly do great piece of business here.
Speaker 2: I thought they did everything that that they fucking could
Speaker 2: have here. Hit a bunch of cool stuff. I mean,
Speaker 2: Tory got cool reversals and good fire, Victoria hit her
Speaker 2: cool finish. Everything was good here. I thoroughly enjoyed this.
Speaker 1: We go backstage. Matt Hardy is walking to the ring
Speaker 1: when he walks by Deuce, Domina and Cherry. You are
Speaker 1: the world Tag team champions, currently are they? They are
Speaker 1: the tag team Champions?
Speaker 2: Why I told you to carry this fucking division? What
Speaker 2: the fuck your goddamn right to the tag champions. Oh
Speaker 2: kidding me, they got the car. Fuck dude. I don't
Speaker 2: know how much Cherry wrestled, but she should have wrestled
Speaker 2: with the roller skates on, and she should have did
Speaker 2: or at the very least done roller skate offense where like,
Speaker 2: you know, she fucking uses the roller skate for a
Speaker 2: heel finish, or she puts them on and does like
Speaker 2: goddamn razzle dazzle and them or something crazy. There's money
Speaker 2: here to be made, so Matt Hardy passes by them,
Speaker 2: and Domino says, Heyduce, check this out tonight. One of
Speaker 2: us is gonna be world champion. Huh. And Cherry says,
Speaker 2: I like the sound of that. And then Jimmy Wang
Speaker 2: Yang runs up and says, here the hell out of me, dude.
Speaker 2: They're like looking at him, and Domino just says, who's
Speaker 2: this guy? Jimmy lookshim up and down. Ye, and he
Speaker 2: goes away, and that pisses Deuce off crazy. He wants
Speaker 2: to go after him, but Domino stops him, and then
Speaker 2: Bautista walks up. Bautista stops and he looks at him
Speaker 2: and he laughs, which is fucked up because these are
Speaker 2: the Tag team Champions of the World, and they rightfully
Speaker 2: have these titles, like they chase Spanky and Kendrick out
Speaker 2: of the territory and you're laughing at them. Deuce was
Speaker 2: about to go after him, and I bet if Duce
Speaker 2: got his hands on him, Oh, it would have been
Speaker 2: another injury for swack Down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would have really done a number on him.
Speaker 2: Yes, what is their fucking finish? Oh, I need to know.
Speaker 2: Take a guess. What do you think they're finishes?
Speaker 1: It's the It's the train of the night. It's the
Speaker 1: crazy train.
Speaker 2: Oh, crazy train is a good one. Oh wow, Okay,
Speaker 2: they split up in two thousand and eight. I don't
Speaker 2: want to see that. I want to see their fucking
Speaker 2: because I only have one of their moves. I know
Speaker 2: Deuce's finisher, which was called crack them into mouth, and
Speaker 2: Domoo's finisher was, of course the Domino effect.
Speaker 1: All the Domino effect. Yeah, Raven did something similar.
Speaker 2: That's fucking no, he did, Yeah, he did, he did
Speaker 2: for a long time. Actually I miss right this, This
Speaker 2: was the Domino flow. I'm sorry, I got that.
Speaker 1: That's odd, that's weird.
Speaker 2: It just show you. No, I just just can't read
Speaker 2: what is Oh they didn't. Okay, they didn't have like
Speaker 2: a a named tag finish.
Speaker 1: They did the West Side stop.
Speaker 2: Please tell me that true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did the West Side Stomp, which is Domino
Speaker 1: would do a bear hug and Deuce would do a
Speaker 1: jumping hook kick.
Speaker 2: Supposedly crack him in the mouth. Was also a tag finish,
Speaker 2: which says here a running, low angle big boot to
Speaker 2: a sitting opponent's face, performed by Deuce, usually set up
Speaker 2: with a snapmare from Domino. That's a shitty fucking finish.
Speaker 2: I like the other one. What was it the whipper snapper?
Speaker 2: Would you say? Uh?
Speaker 1: What did I say? It was the fucking walk theme
Speaker 1: on the Moon Crazy Train.
Speaker 2: I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: Matter, man, it really don't.
Speaker 2: So they said about them during their run.
Speaker 1: That's what Becasa just said. I want you to listen
Speaker 1: to this. I just want you to listen to this sentence.
Speaker 1: At the June event Vengeance Night of Champions, after insulting
Speaker 1: former Tag champions Tony Geria and Rick Martel, Deus and
Speaker 1: Domino defeated Sgt. Slaughter and Deuce's real father, Super Jimmy
Speaker 1: fly snuok Up, shit, wow, we gotta watch that. What
Speaker 1: the fuck? Is that do some versus Sargeant slaughter in
Speaker 1: Jimmy snuck up.
Speaker 2: That was hot and they probably cucked him in the
Speaker 2: mouth with his napae style.
Speaker 1: We get a hype package here Raymonds Terio will be
Speaker 1: returning to SmackDown.
Speaker 2: He got hurt, probably in his knee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's probably true. I'm glad he's coming
Speaker 1: back because they just lost so much Stark how.
Speaker 2: Are here recently? Yeah? Please God, somebody's.
Speaker 1: Heads got to get squished to death by Please come back.
Speaker 2: So we gotta make this guy right, and you're the
Speaker 2: only guy we could do it with.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the World Heavyweight Championship twenty
Speaker 1: man Battle Royal.
Speaker 2: Yes, Teddy Long is standing at a ringside. The world
Speaker 2: title is on a stand and in the ring we
Speaker 2: see a lotch of the competitors already have made their
Speaker 2: entrance here. All the guys that will win have big
Speaker 2: chances to win, like the following Mark Henry, Jamie Noble,
Speaker 2: Java Guerrero, Dave Taylor. By the way, I almost wrote
Speaker 2: Dave England, which would have been much funny.
Speaker 1: Ship in the ring, Golly squeezes the ship out of
Speaker 1: he walks out of the ring. I don't think I
Speaker 1: can make it. I don't think I can make it.
Speaker 2: Matt Hardy Dece and Domino, Christ Funaki, Jimmy Wang Yang, Super, Eugene,
Speaker 2: Shannon Wore, Kenny Dykstra and the Major Brothers of goddamn
Speaker 2: Matt Major and I think Brian Major aka Zach Ryder
Speaker 2: and Kurdawkins.
Speaker 1: What's his name Matt Majors or Brett Majors. I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell on commentary.
Speaker 2: It's one of them, is Brett for sure?
Speaker 1: Who are you people?
Speaker 2: It's Brett Majors and fucking Brian Majors. Yes, okay, right, yeah, So.
Speaker 1: I mean all the guys are here that are gonna win,
Speaker 1: and then they have interests for the guys that aren't
Speaker 1: gonna win, which was odd, but you know it's a
Speaker 1: new membo to set out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Batista comes out. He gets so much Pyro.
Speaker 2: I mean, good god, how much Piro this dude gets.
Speaker 1: You know, My favorite part here is that they, you know,
Speaker 1: how ww does this. They'll ring the bell to start
Speaker 1: the entrances and do the announcements, then they'll ring the
Speaker 1: bell for the match. Right, so we're looking at all
Speaker 1: the guys in their ring right now, and the bell
Speaker 1: rings to start the match, or I'm sorry, the bell
Speaker 1: rings to start the entrances, so like Batista can come
Speaker 1: out and everything like that and the bell rings and
Speaker 1: Jimmy wayn yank, there's a kick at Dave Taylor says, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2: My bat all the shit? Yeah right, hell yeah, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? I didn't see that as funny as shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Batista does, by the way, get all the pyro.
Speaker 1: He is by far the biggest star on the show
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: For sure, he's he's the guy here on SmackDown. Dude,
Speaker 2: like I uh, wouldn't be. I wouldn't a fucking I
Speaker 2: don't think anyone would have betten an eye if he
Speaker 2: won the title. Here.
Speaker 1: By the way, confetti is falling from the ceiling here.
Speaker 1: Do they ever drop confetti?
Speaker 2: Okay, I was gonna ask you about that later, because
Speaker 2: there's confetti in the ring in the main event.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like during Batista's entrance I think, or somebody's entrance here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's like a lot of confetti falling. It's
Speaker 1: not supposed to be, but there is. And I was waiting,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well, awesome, great collar, He's gonna
Speaker 1: get a ton of confetti. This is awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he just doesn't You think they like
Speaker 2: had it up there and either forgot or like it
Speaker 2: was fucked like it broke the confetti machine.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know what happened. I would like to
Speaker 1: hear about what happened though, for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah like that. I'm glad you said that because I
Speaker 2: was thinking about that earlier.
Speaker 1: Well, MVP makes his entrance next. He looks awesome.
Speaker 2: Man, I love MVP looks great. Yep, I I liked
Speaker 2: I'm glad that he was like in the upper echelon
Speaker 2: of entrances here too.
Speaker 1: I wish he had the whole entrance deal where he
Speaker 1: would come out and inflatable. I thought that was so cool.
Speaker 2: That was fucking like, that's a top guy thing for me.
Speaker 2: I'm coming come on.
Speaker 1: That theme song is awesome one too. Aw Shit, Finley
Speaker 1: comes out next. My name is Finley and I love
Speaker 1: to fight.
Speaker 2: Dude. I like that his tron not only has his
Speaker 2: shitty SmackDown drawing but also hornswoggles shitty smack down drawing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to say, there's like a fucking
Speaker 1: Leprechaun on the mini tron back there, he exists. He
Speaker 1: is on the show, and now it's time for the
Speaker 1: man you been waiting for.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: His tron has the fire eyes.
Speaker 2: Dude, that is so hard, the cutout eyes with flames
Speaker 2: behind it, like that is sick.
Speaker 1: The Great Collie is here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought this was the last entrance, by the way,
Speaker 2: and I think maybe Collie also thought that, because Collie
Speaker 2: goes over the top rope and then Pyro goes off
Speaker 2: and Collie flinches crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kane's also here.
Speaker 2: What the fuck go on? He was supposed to be
Speaker 2: so Caine was supposed to get a world title shot
Speaker 2: against Edge at Great American Bash, So if anybody has
Speaker 2: a claim to the title, it is Kane. And again
Speaker 2: another thing. You know, I'm jumping head quite a bit here,
Speaker 2: but you know, they could have just given it to
Speaker 2: Caine and probably went with whatever the fuck that we're
Speaker 2: gonna do after that, like super easy, but they they
Speaker 2: they kind of went they went for something here.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time to get into the twenty man
Speaker 1: Battle Royal match. Here the bell rings and Batista runs
Speaker 1: straight at the Great Colleague. He knows where the fucking
Speaker 1: money is Come on, dude, I love that Fatista's not
Speaker 1: scared of this guy at all.
Speaker 2: That's the goddamn animal. I mean, that's top guys. Shit.
Speaker 2: I like that a lot too. Kine, of course made
Speaker 2: his choice by trying to eliminate Finley immediately. That's his competition.
Speaker 1: I think Jamie Noble should have ran at deuced the
Speaker 1: same money.
Speaker 2: Well, of course, you know all the great splits here
Speaker 2: we had, Chris Master's going after Jimmy Yang. Eugene is
Speaker 2: fighting with Kenny Dykscher. They're on the same fucking plague
Speaker 2: for your top guys. Kenny Dyksher almost gets eliminated immediately
Speaker 2: by Super Eugene.
Speaker 1: So Matt Hardy MVP are fighting here because they have
Speaker 1: a match at the Great American Bash. They pretty much
Speaker 1: few throughout this year, I believe.
Speaker 2: Hell. Yeah, they're partners, they're feuding, they're feuding ass partners. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot between these two. They're married to each
Speaker 2: other for a while.
Speaker 1: Mark Henry eliminates Ryder and Hawkins at the same time. Dude,
Speaker 1: by'm military pressing one of them into the other one,
Speaker 1: forcing them to tumble over the top rope.
Speaker 2: That was fucking awesome, Like on them for taking that legit,
Speaker 2: Like one of them's against the ropes Mark Henry mother
Speaker 2: fed bomb into the other one and they both flip
Speaker 2: over the top rope. Super scary. Could have been another
Speaker 2: and Spectel doesn't need any more injuries by the way,
Speaker 2: like even the major guy dead brothers. So I mean,
Speaker 2: good on them for doing that not dying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I thought that was super cool. Like it's
Speaker 1: definitely my pick for coolest elimination in this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, dude. They probably got dressed down crazy in the
Speaker 2: back for doing that too, Paul London's style.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, they're probably getting yelled at crazy. What are
Speaker 1: you doing, Paul London? What are you doing? Probably Kendrick.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's shut up, shut up, fuck up. But
Speaker 2: at one point, by the way, Collie Lock's eyes with
Speaker 2: Kenny Dykster and must have felt the aura, but he
Speaker 2: was powered through it and knocked him down.
Speaker 1: I felt it for me. Are you gonna he's in
Speaker 1: the shooter gear, he's just in black gear straight up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, he uh.
Speaker 1: He's ready.
Speaker 2: Save your money what.
Speaker 1: He saw what black trucks does to him?
Speaker 2: Man, not you foul not you. Damn you should put
Speaker 2: on the superhero oft fit.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I have a better shot, Well, I
Speaker 1: want to stay. I was mack do I don't want
Speaker 1: to get a ross.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know what. Fair enough. You can't be
Speaker 2: here with about Yeah you know what. I was just there.
Speaker 2: Actually so great.
Speaker 1: Collee eliminates Shinn and Moore by simply pushing him out
Speaker 1: of the ring.
Speaker 2: Collie is not selling for a single fucking person on here.
Speaker 2: This is my goat. Like everyone is feeding in to
Speaker 2: punch him. He is not selling for He's not even
Speaker 2: selling for Kane. He is not taking shit, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm told I'm going up run everyweight champion,
Speaker 1: I'll sell for you later, not tonight.
Speaker 2: Not tonight. This is my knife, motherfucker. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Think I confetti up there? You see that ship falling
Speaker 2: down already.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that's for, but I hope it's me.
Speaker 2: I got purple meter cheese, Like I'm not, you're not
Speaker 2: touching me.
Speaker 1: Collee then eliminates Funaki.
Speaker 2: Next for commercial break, we come back and Collie and
Speaker 2: Mark Henry are just fucking everybody up. I mean, Collie
Speaker 2: is doing the Collie chop to everybody. He's picking dudes
Speaker 2: up on off the ground that are selling because they
Speaker 2: don't want to take the Collie chop. He's picking them
Speaker 2: up and the Collie top dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he picks up Jimmy way Yang off the floor
Speaker 1: and chops him in the head. Jb el Stand is
Speaker 1: straight up off the table, fist pumping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hate that show, Bitchmaggle, fuck you.
Speaker 1: We then had to stare down between the Great Collie
Speaker 1: and Mark Henry.
Speaker 2: This was kind of hard dude, like Collie points at
Speaker 2: him and says you Like. I was like, oh, whoa.
Speaker 1: Shit, dude, big pop for it too.
Speaker 2: I was excited they wanted it, but it was interrupted
Speaker 2: because Kane had to get his shit in on colleague.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kane came in and did his patented uppercut to Collie.
Speaker 2: He was popping off them uppercuts on Collie on this
Speaker 2: one Like that must have been the chin check for
Speaker 2: this match for him.
Speaker 1: He came in with a pre loaded receipt.
Speaker 2: Very sad style, like he came in angry as hell.
Speaker 2: He had to put over this dude. He was gonna
Speaker 2: sell for him. I mean, dude, that must be tough
Speaker 2: when you're used to being like the big man on
Speaker 2: the roster, like him and Taker and shit, Big Show even.
Speaker 2: And then this fucking dude that mogs you crazy comes
Speaker 2: in and he gets the belt and he fucking doesn't
Speaker 2: have to sell oh man.
Speaker 1: So literally everyone in the match teams up right now
Speaker 1: and they eliminate Mark Henry.
Speaker 2: They throw his ass over, dude. Yeah, and then of
Speaker 2: course Dus and Domino start beating Batista's ass. Dude.
Speaker 1: Only on SmackDown two thousand and seven, will you see
Speaker 1: Dave Taylor and the Great Colleague have a strike exchange
Speaker 1: that is fucking.
Speaker 2: Insane, dude, that is nuts. I mean Dave Taylor was
Speaker 2: going for it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dus and Domino try to eliminate Batista by ganging
Speaker 1: up on him.
Speaker 2: I love I love this. This.
Speaker 1: This like sums up like the Great College's performance in
Speaker 1: this match very very well. So Dus and Domino are
Speaker 1: trying to eliminate Batista here, they're trying to gang up
Speaker 1: on them, and they're getting them there, man, like they're
Speaker 1: getting him up. It's working. He's halfway over and I
Speaker 1: love this because Great Collie then walks over to all
Speaker 1: of them as they're trying to eliminate Batista, and he
Speaker 1: just stands there for a minute and looks at him
Speaker 1: and he's like, should I hit these guys? Or what
Speaker 1: should I do here? So Colleen anything for me here?
Speaker 1: So Kyllie throws a random punch at Domino, who has
Speaker 1: to sell it, and then walks away, and then dude
Speaker 1: kicks Batista in the leg, and then dude buks off
Speaker 1: completely from all of them.
Speaker 2: He was super not supposed to be involved in this,
Speaker 2: so much so that he hits him in the back,
Speaker 2: and then there is a blatant camera cut where Collie
Speaker 2: is no longer involved in this because Duson Domino was
Speaker 2: supposed to have the try to eliminate Batista, say that
Speaker 2: he fucked up.
Speaker 1: I love that he just kicked Batista in the leg
Speaker 1: one good time and walked away. Oop. Sorry about that that.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is his fucking match. He'll do what
Speaker 2: he wants. He'll eliminate it all all you motherfuckers. Are
Speaker 2: you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: There's also a moment here on commentary where I think
Speaker 2: JBL has like a stroke, He's lost his mind. He's
Speaker 2: fuming about Jimmy Wang Yang or something. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on here. But Cole says, well, you know,
Speaker 2: don't count out Chris Masters, and JBL says, well what
Speaker 2: about Eugene, and Cole just kind of ignores it and says, oh,
Speaker 2: Ellll and Kenny Dykes are holding on here. He's also
Speaker 2: competing here. He's a good shot he win in the
Speaker 2: world title. Then there's silence. JBL then comes back and says,
Speaker 2: you just say, don't count out Eugene. Michael Cole says no,
Speaker 2: Carl says, you don't listen to me, bunch. JVL says, well,
Speaker 2: that's where you were thinking. You don't think Chris Masters
Speaker 2: is that smart? Huh? What dude?
Speaker 1: I mean, he probably has nine hundred voices in his
Speaker 1: head right now. That's fucking true. Vince is screaming at
Speaker 1: him about Eugene Toddy. He's on the bench. So Batista
Speaker 1: then throws Dus and Domino over by himself. Of course, I.
Speaker 2: Mean the disrespect of the tag champions across the board
Speaker 2: here makes me fucking sick, Like the Tag guys should
Speaker 2: be able to kick the one.
Speaker 1: Guy's ass, not Batista.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Bullshit? Bullshit? Crack him in the mouth.
Speaker 1: So Dave Taylor runs at Batista, but Batista ducks and
Speaker 1: Taylor tumbles over the top rope too.
Speaker 2: By the way, one thing I want to also note here,
Speaker 2: here's a very important bangle that's going on. James Michael
Speaker 2: Cole notes that Eugene and Dus and Domino have been
Speaker 2: having their problems over the past couple of weeks. Wow,
Speaker 2: because Deus and Domino fooled Eugene into replacing them in
Speaker 2: a match against Mark Henry in exchange for a ride
Speaker 2: in their vehicle.
Speaker 1: Oh right, the Mustang or whatever they have.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, right, the god dam they should have. They
Speaker 2: should have tied Eugene to the wrong side of the.
Speaker 1: Holy They'll take you all ride, yeah, to the tracks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real quick. Oh but then, like you know,
Speaker 2: maybe that's where he becomes a superhero. You know, he
Speaker 2: breaks out of it, or he gets saved by who's
Speaker 2: on this fucking show, Kenny Dyks show, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Dave Taylor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Oh, Jimmy wang Yang is the conductor.
Speaker 2: Of course, he stops the train. There you go. Easy.
Speaker 1: Caine gives Katie a choke slam here, and then Kane
Speaker 1: and Batista have a stare down again.
Speaker 2: Dude. Here is great colleague getting involved in something he
Speaker 2: was not supposed to be involved in. Cain and Battista
Speaker 2: are setting up for a stare down. They get like
Speaker 2: a second of it. Collie comes over and grabs Kane,
Speaker 2: and King comes over and gives him.
Speaker 1: The fucking opera and then they go back to staring down. Dude,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, like super blatantly like get the fuck
Speaker 2: away from me, dude, thing like. I love that. It
Speaker 2: was even more egregious than the other one.
Speaker 1: As they stare down here, Jamie Noble gets between Cana Batista.
Speaker 1: He looks at both of them, he fires up and
Speaker 1: he starts striking both of them.
Speaker 2: That is fucking I mean, that is awesome. He even
Speaker 2: he stops hitting him, and he fucking stares at him
Speaker 2: and goes ah, and then they both throw him over
Speaker 2: the top rope. Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 2: I like that, Hi, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: So now Jamie Noble is out of the match, and
Speaker 1: Eugene walks up and he tries to high five Cana
Speaker 1: Batista and they send his ass over too.
Speaker 2: Like also, Eugene should have been wearing the cape because
Speaker 2: him getting thrown over with cape on is a good visual,
Speaker 2: Like you gotta learn the GIMMI kid.
Speaker 1: Great college probably took that ship off on by accident.
Speaker 2: Start a choking him with it for real, Golly walked
Speaker 2: up in the vaccinage and ripped his fucking he ripped
Speaker 2: a cape off. Take that shit wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you just heard, but I'll wait.
Speaker 2: This is my town now, motherfucker. Get the wrong or
Speaker 2: you take this off, I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: So Ken goes back to kicking people's asses. Here, he
Speaker 1: gives Jimmy Wayne Yang a punch that makes him literally
Speaker 1: leave his feet. I thought that was awesome.
Speaker 2: Jimmy wayn Yang tried to keep his job. I respect it.
Speaker 2: Also something just, I mean, like an anomaly. Chavo not
Speaker 2: only is still in this match, but he hits a
Speaker 2: cross body on Batista that Batista sells for.
Speaker 1: There are two things that Chavo does in this match. Okay, three, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Chavo cross body presses Batista, not not catch Yeah, like
Speaker 1: Batista doesn't catch him, which is what you would expect.
Speaker 2: No full cross I mean he's ricky steamboat.
Speaker 1: So Jimmy Way Yang tries to crossbody Chris Masters, the
Speaker 1: Masters catches him and locks in the master lock. So
Speaker 1: what does Chavo do. Chavo walks over and breaks it up.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on, dude? Why did he
Speaker 2: do that? Also, Chris Masters turning a catch and cross
Speaker 2: body throwing Jimmy Yang up and catching him backwards in
Speaker 2: the masterlock is so sick.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he was going for that's his one spot.
Speaker 1: He's gonna take it, you know.
Speaker 2: Chavo also at one point went outside the ring onto
Speaker 2: the apron, walked the apron, went around the post, walked
Speaker 2: to the other side, went back in and punched Finley
Speaker 2: in the head. And commentary was like watching him the
Speaker 2: whole time and like, oh, what Chavo doing. He must
Speaker 2: have a plan. Then he came in and did nothing,
Speaker 2: and they said, oh, that was his third thing he.
Speaker 1: Did in mash So he like maneuvers himself around the
Speaker 1: apron crazy and commentary is legitimately they're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: what's he doing?
Speaker 2: Wow, he's kind of planned.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh, Chava hits the A from the one side,
Speaker 1: he rounds the turnbuckle post, he gets back. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what he got planned, what's that? And then he punches Billy.
Speaker 2: They just start fighting. Yeah, like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, bro, like that was that was funny?
Speaker 2: Man, get this guy off this fucking show. They go
Speaker 2: to all yeah, man, goddamn.
Speaker 1: Matt Hardy hits MVP with the side effect here. Yes,
Speaker 1: Katie gets eliminated by Chris Masters.
Speaker 2: He just kind of throws him so, which leaves nine
Speaker 2: people remaining. I believe. I believe it's College Masters, Batista Caine,
Speaker 2: m VP, Matt Hardy, Chavo Finley, Jimmy Wangyang top guys.
Speaker 1: MVP goes for the boot in the corner here, but
Speaker 1: Matt Hardy moves and then Matt Hardy eliminates MVP, who
Speaker 1: is the United States champion.
Speaker 2: Wow, the champions being disrespected. No double champs here tonight.
Speaker 1: Masters tries to lock the Master lock in on Chavo here,
Speaker 1: but Jimmy wang Yang drop kicks them, and Chavo and
Speaker 1: wang Yang work together and eliminate Chris Masters.
Speaker 2: Yeah. On commentary, they're like, oh, yeah, these two have
Speaker 2: been in odds for a while, Like, oh, I can't
Speaker 2: believe they're working together. What the fuck did Chavo try
Speaker 2: to break the Master, Like, what's wrong with him?
Speaker 1: Dude? I have no idea? Yeah, I like that seriously,
Speaker 1: I was like looking at Hi, I'm like, this can't be,
Speaker 1: like right, this can't be what he decided to do.
Speaker 2: It make no sense.
Speaker 1: So Yang and Chavo dap up, and then Chavo goes low.
Speaker 1: Of course, this leads to Chavo trying to eliminate Yang,
Speaker 1: but Yang gets on his shoulders and throws him out instead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flips electric chair style forward eliminates Chavo and my god,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Wang Yang is one of the final six here
Speaker 2: to win the World Championship.
Speaker 1: Kana Batista team up on the Great Colleague, but just
Speaker 1: just not having He's.
Speaker 2: Not selling not tonight. This is not tonight. Colley's super
Speaker 2: is not looking to look weak whatsoever. So they're giving
Speaker 2: them the work. They have them against the ropes, and
Speaker 2: they're trying to give like a little Okay, let's let's
Speaker 2: fucking act like we're a lemonaingum Collie one not giving
Speaker 2: up his legs like they are having such a hard
Speaker 2: time grabbing this dude's legs, and this just looks fucking
Speaker 2: so ridiculous. He's practically laying on the ropes, not going
Speaker 2: over them whatsoever until he boots them both in the head.
Speaker 1: Collie thinks this is a shoot okay, but he's just
Speaker 1: trying to fuck with me.
Speaker 2: That's right, what they told him in the back, all right,
Speaker 2: tre like, I shoot, fuck these dudes off.
Speaker 1: Oh he shit put the title on on his tree
Speaker 1: like a suit.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's fucking sick. And if there's anybody to
Speaker 2: do it with this fucking freak.
Speaker 1: So Finley puts Jimmy Wang Yang on the apron and
Speaker 1: then Hornswoggle comes out from underneath the ring, grabs his
Speaker 1: leg and pulls him off the apron and he's eliminated.
Speaker 2: Fucking assholes.
Speaker 1: Jave yells, standing up, pointing at Hornswoggle.
Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck is that? Michael so great?
Speaker 1: Colleie then big boots Matt Hardy over the ropes and
Speaker 1: eliminates him.
Speaker 2: I mean the big boot was pretty gnarly. He like,
Speaker 2: he big boots him and Matt flips over the top rope.
Speaker 1: Collie then gives Batista lariat. He gives Caane hilariot. He's
Speaker 1: going off right now.
Speaker 2: Show me MoU dude. He Collie chops Batist day. Collie
Speaker 2: chomp's cane. He does the big ass taunt and the
Speaker 2: commentary is like, where the fuck is Finley? I haven't
Speaker 2: seen him in a minute. He no clips in and
Speaker 2: starts beating Collie with a.
Speaker 1: Dude. Collie gave Bautista the chop so hard it shook
Speaker 1: the fucking screen.
Speaker 2: He I mean, from all accounts, Collie was never light
Speaker 2: on the Collie chop, and it was like a goddamn cement.
Speaker 2: Block it in your head.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there's one thing that Collie would say,
Speaker 1: like giving tips to people, it would be to hit hard,
Speaker 1: don't hit light.
Speaker 2: You know, Collie is who I would number one go
Speaker 2: to if I was looking to be a wrestler.
Speaker 1: If you needed tips, it would be listen to the promote.
Speaker 1: That's what Great College would say.
Speaker 2: Number one, Number one.
Speaker 1: From great Colleague. Run everywey champion. Listen to the promoter right,
Speaker 1: number two, hit hard, number three, don't hit light. Oh, indeed,
Speaker 1: number four, don't do mini moods. Great advice from the
Speaker 1: Great College. That would be a great sag, great advice
Speaker 1: from Great Collie. So, like you said, man Finley comes
Speaker 1: in with the chalale. He comes straight for Collie's knees.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the smartest guy ever.
Speaker 2: I mean, he takes him out and Collie's selling big
Speaker 2: for him too. He fucking hits up the back of
Speaker 2: the head with the sheil ay. He's going for it.
Speaker 1: Kane is up now and he goes over. He choke
Speaker 1: slams Finley, but as he gets Finley up, Tista hits
Speaker 1: Kane with the spear and everybody is down.
Speaker 2: It was actually perfect, Like Finley lands choke slam style.
Speaker 2: Kine takes the spear. I again, a risky move for
Speaker 2: a injury filled roster. Loved it though, Man, that was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. No, I loved it too. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: it was sick. I'm a great great spot didn't make
Speaker 2: any sense. I don't know why Batista did that, but
Speaker 2: maybe he funks are Findley heavy.
Speaker 1: He just saw an opportunity. He said, Wow, this would
Speaker 1: be awesome in the video games. Batista then eliminates fit Finley,
Speaker 1: and the final three are Caine, Bautista and the great Collie.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is two of my favorite guys in Kane.
Speaker 1: Just put the mask on, man, let you'd be good.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Batista has Kane halfway over the ropes as great Collie
Speaker 1: starts to stand up. Oh so great Collie stands up.
Speaker 1: He walks over, and he's shit cans Bautista and Kane
Speaker 1: at the same time.
Speaker 2: There is so much time in between, like they're legit.
Speaker 2: Show a shot of Collie on a niece staring at
Speaker 2: them as they do this, and he gets up right,
Speaker 2: d He fucking walks over all right, boys in he
Speaker 2: throws over the top, new fucking world champion, a dominant.
Speaker 1: Win for the new world heavyweight champion, the King of SmackDown,
Speaker 1: and the summer of the Great Collie has begun.
Speaker 2: Dude. He hits the post. Roger Singh comes out here
Speaker 2: and fucking celebrate with him. Batista is flipping out, dude.
Speaker 2: He's stomping on the stairs. He walks up the ramp.
Speaker 2: Collie tells him the fuck off, dude.
Speaker 1: Collie does the throat cut. Oh shit, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I mean, like I said, dude,
Speaker 2: they could have went easy and put the belt on
Speaker 2: Batista Orcane. I love that they tried something here and
Speaker 2: gave Collie the belt.
Speaker 1: Teddy Long is now in the ring. He presents him
Speaker 1: the world heavyweight title. Great Collie then snatches it from
Speaker 1: Teddy Long. He looks out to the crowd and he
Speaker 1: makes history.
Speaker 2: Ah. He puts the ballot up over his head, and
Speaker 2: the first shot of Great Colleague holding the world championship
Speaker 2: up in celebration is with him holding the title upside down.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a real champion.
Speaker 2: The summer of Collie on the runs, Let's fucking go.
Speaker 2: That is so I mean, that is legendary. That is
Speaker 2: what I remember the most of this Colleague title run
Speaker 2: is him holding the title upside down.
Speaker 1: Me too, man, Like that's right. Like, the one thing
Speaker 1: I remember here is him holding that shit upside down.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking awesome. Dude, that is my guy.
Speaker 2: He does not give a fuck about this shit. He's
Speaker 2: the world champion, paying me my money, and I'm not
Speaker 2: selling for you. See.
Speaker 1: Uh we go to a backstage segment here Great Colleie
Speaker 1: and Rajen singer here, and uh man, they are passionate
Speaker 1: as hell in this promo.
Speaker 2: Dude, Collie is fucking cutting a promo in his language
Speaker 2: and like he's fired up. Rudgen Singh says, you know,
Speaker 2: Great College says tonight, Indians all over the world are celebrating.
Speaker 2: They're celebrating the first ever Indian world champion. There's parades
Speaker 2: at fireworks going on right now. Let's tell him brain
Speaker 2: from New York to New Delhi. I thought that was
Speaker 2: a fucking great line.
Speaker 1: It was a good line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, Tonight mark's the greatest chapter ever written
Speaker 2: in WWE, because tonight marks the official reign of the
Speaker 2: Great Collie is your champion, and the Great Colleague says,
Speaker 2: this is going to be a reign of vicious terror
Speaker 2: and total domination. And Collie says, I world heavyweight champion.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: The Collie is all smiles all the way through this
Speaker 1: fucking pro He's so happy.
Speaker 2: I mean, he is so goddamn tall. The cameraman is
Speaker 2: legit struggling to pan up to him.
Speaker 1: We go to another backstage segment here Vicky Guerrero is
Speaker 1: pacing back and forth as Teddy Long walks in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Teddy Long walks in, and he says, Vicky, you
Speaker 2: see what just happened? And Vicky says, what do you
Speaker 2: mean what happened? What do you blinch? She said, we
Speaker 2: do have a small problem. Who's gonna face the Great
Speaker 2: Collie of the Great American Bash, and then he said, shit,
Speaker 2: I haven't thought about that shot. He has beavor you
Speaker 2: let me think about it for a second.
Speaker 1: I know it's this weekend, but I just haven't even
Speaker 1: thought about it all.
Speaker 2: I don't even considered the Great American Bash made event
Speaker 2: for SmackDown. Not what's fuck? We got Paul London.
Speaker 1: No, Paul London is gone.
Speaker 2: Okay, get Spanky on the phone, get him the next
Speaker 2: We got to get him a flight to the Great
Speaker 2: America Bash.
Speaker 1: Spanky's gone too.
Speaker 2: Spanky's gone too, okay. Ah Kennedy, Ken Kennedy, Kennedy and
Speaker 2: the great colleague. He's fucking been ready.
Speaker 1: Ken Kennedy, Edge, did you watch the show like we
Speaker 1: just went over this? I even told you when I
Speaker 1: walked in.
Speaker 2: Ah, fucking Batista and Kane, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, probably say I know, Yeah, I got. That's
Speaker 1: all I got. Isn't the Dully Boys and Undertaker, the
Speaker 1: horrible Magic American Pass God?
Speaker 2: No, we gotta bring it back. How about you know? Well,
Speaker 2: Batista did sign a contract last week to fake face
Speaker 2: Collie and Caine's No More contender for the world title,
Speaker 2: and they were the final two in the Battle Royal.
Speaker 2: You know what, let's just have a match with them,
Speaker 2: Caine on one Batista in the winner. We'll go in
Speaker 2: to face Great Collie for the World Championship. Vicky said,
Speaker 2: all right, that's cool, and Teddy looks at her and says,
Speaker 2: you like that. Now, that's Tabernacle. What was the Wackle
Speaker 2: relations That's what the confetti was for. It actually dropped
Speaker 2: in the ring. We just didn't get to see.
Speaker 1: It was just where the fans.
Speaker 2: They have to understand it when they say Tabernacle, you
Speaker 2: gotta go fucking crazy here.
Speaker 1: W WE Magazine presents the Raw Rebound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're hyping up the Sina Lashley match that's gonna
Speaker 2: be happening at Great American Bash for the w w
Speaker 2: E title. And they get, uh, you know some legends
Speaker 2: here talking like Stone Cold here's talking about Cena lastlie.
Speaker 1: Uh he says, that's a dream badge. Okay, just fuck
Speaker 1: you don't fucking pat you let me today.
Speaker 2: Well, Rick Flair has something add here. He says, Well, Lashly,
Speaker 2: you know, is young and strong and motivated, and Sina,
Speaker 2: well he's young and strong and motivated. Alrighty, then, so.
Speaker 1: This is the Raw Rebound, but we only get to
Speaker 1: talk about Johnston and Bobby Lashley. What about the rest
Speaker 1: of RAW.
Speaker 2: I promise you on this week in two thousand and
Speaker 2: seven RAW, there was nothing else to talk about. You
Speaker 2: see this fucking card for this pay per view. There's
Speaker 2: not shit going on.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for Matt Hardy Versus KD.
Speaker 2: I really wish it wasn't. I really wish it wasn't
Speaker 2: time for Matt Hardy versus KD. I've watched, you know,
Speaker 2: like I get what was going on here. There is
Speaker 2: something that they could do here, but whatever, the the
Speaker 2: boys were not on their best to night like they
Speaker 2: were not. This match sucked ass. Okay, what do you
Speaker 2: want for me? This fucking boring, ass fucking match? Like
Speaker 2: they fucking didn't do shit. They had like fifteen fucking minutes.
Speaker 2: Why was this fifteen minutes? They were both in a
Speaker 2: battle royal just now they couldn't just fucking Oh they're
Speaker 2: both beat up. Oh of course an inside cradle like
Speaker 2: took this home in five No, I gotta watch fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes of getting textre heat.
Speaker 1: Why so MVP is backstage watching Matt Hardy on the
Speaker 1: CRT TV.
Speaker 2: He's got that silver joint too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right, the Toshiba TV.
Speaker 2: I like that one. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: The mattch starts with Matt Hardy fighting KD back into
Speaker 1: a headlock. Here Kde misses an elbow and Matt hits
Speaker 1: two lines and shit cansm you.
Speaker 2: Can repeat that for sixteen minutes. I will, dude, I
Speaker 2: swear not fucking joking. By the way, they fucking show
Speaker 2: a recap of Kenny being eliminated by Masters earlier. It
Speaker 2: comes back to the regular show and JBL says, well,
Speaker 2: this show is what I call tabernacle. Dude, someone's gonna
Speaker 2: fucking tell me what's going on. Like I'm losing it.
Speaker 2: I'll lose the fucking mind.
Speaker 1: So Matt Hardy hits a baseball slide here he heads
Speaker 1: back into the ring. KD cuts him off. He slides
Speaker 1: under Matt and slips him up and hits a slingshot
Speaker 1: splash onto his back.
Speaker 2: There was a couple promising things here where I thought
Speaker 2: the match was about to like kick in the next gear,
Speaker 2: and it just never gets there. That's really the biggest
Speaker 2: issue here. They didn't really do anything wrong. It wasn't
Speaker 2: any funck ups like it was a fucking run of
Speaker 2: the middle SmackDown TV match. But I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: just used to smack Down matches being a little exciting.
Speaker 2: This felt like a house show match.
Speaker 1: So Kde grabs a headlock here, Matt works up, Corksey does.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Matt works up, only to run into a Kde dropkick
Speaker 1: for a two. So Katie grabs another headlock. Here, Matt
Speaker 1: works up.
Speaker 2: You can't imagine, all right?
Speaker 1: Yes that it's a bellied back for a double down.
Speaker 2: Indeed, indeed.
Speaker 1: And then Ktie dropped toe holds Matt into the ropes. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was kind of cool, and we head back into
Speaker 1: the chin lock.
Speaker 2: I paused this match six times, I wrote down every
Speaker 2: time I did it.
Speaker 1: Maybe they do the chin lock headlock deal a couple
Speaker 1: more times. Look at some heat, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, fuck.
Speaker 1: So Matt hits a clothesline here for another double down.
Speaker 1: Matt hits a line in the corner and then a
Speaker 1: bulldog out of the corner for it two.
Speaker 2: Little raven combo.
Speaker 1: Matt hits a body slam and then heads to the
Speaker 1: second rope to hit his patented elbow to the standing opponent.
Speaker 2: I mean, my man, dude.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, he's gonna do the
Speaker 1: leg drop.
Speaker 2: Not even the shots even on him when he does
Speaker 2: the huh. And then the next thing you see is
Speaker 2: Kenny Dykscher standing up bent over for an elbow to
Speaker 2: the back of the neck. Damn, Like, all right, I
Speaker 2: understand you don't want to do the leg drop anymore,
Speaker 2: but damn, man, that's like your thing. The crowd, by
Speaker 2: the way, also dead for the hull, probably because they
Speaker 2: had been watching you for a few weeks. Sin saw
Speaker 2: you do shitty elbow?
Speaker 1: Is that what he's doing now? The elbow?
Speaker 2: I think so? Like I think that he just didn't
Speaker 2: want to do the leg drop anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't blame him, but damn, that's right.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel too.
Speaker 1: So Katie jumps to the top rope. Here Matt Hardy
Speaker 1: cuts him off. Hardy grabs his head. He hits a
Speaker 1: twist of fade off the second to pick up the
Speaker 1: wind cool finish.
Speaker 2: Confusing though, what Kenny Dyksher was thinking here, because from
Speaker 2: what I understand, Kenny Dexter's finish is leg drop off
Speaker 2: the top rope. He climbs to the top rope with
Speaker 2: Matt hardy standing, I mean right in front of him.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he was going for.
Speaker 1: He was going for an elbow to a standing opponent.
Speaker 2: He was going off there, I mean twisted fade off.
Speaker 2: The second was cool. I'll take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a dope finish.
Speaker 2: I liked this just felt like a went on forever.
Speaker 1: Oh but Tista versus Kane tonight number one Contenders match.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the cane moving graphic with him with
Speaker 2: gig marks on his forehead.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 1: And we get a video package here for the American
Speaker 1: Badass Chuck film.
Speaker 2: Then okay, so we opened the shot here and it
Speaker 2: kind of you know, cinematic opens up and we see
Speaker 2: a guy standing facing away, staring at a garage and
Speaker 2: he's walking towards it, Like, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: There's a dog with him. I was say what the
Speaker 2: dog doing first of all, and then I find out
Speaker 2: it is Chuck Palombo and I was like, wow, this
Speaker 2: is I I don't know if I knew this is
Speaker 2: how they reintroduced him, Like I know he shows up
Speaker 2: with the bike, but I didn't know he got pretapes.
Speaker 1: It kind of blew me away when I saw it.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, he says. Uh, he says. When I think
Speaker 2: of an adrenaline rush, I think of my bikes, I said, Oh,
Speaker 2: he says, I've I've built some of the nastiest, fastest,
Speaker 2: and most unforgiving bikes on the road. My bikes are furious,
Speaker 2: they have unrelenting power, and most importantly, they dominate the road,
Speaker 2: just like I plan on dominating in the ring. I'm
Speaker 2: Chuck Palumbo. Prepare for the rid of your life. Dude,
Speaker 2: there it is? What what like you done it? Now?
Speaker 2: I build bikes. I mean, you know what, what's the undertaker?
Speaker 2: Look what the fuck is going on? I build bikes
Speaker 2: and you should be afraid of that.
Speaker 1: Well, you have to remember in two thousand and seven
Speaker 1: how big the American Chopper deal was. Sure, so like
Speaker 1: that was a huge deal back then, and people were
Speaker 1: super into the Harley Davison American Chopper deal. So I
Speaker 1: guess their idea here was, like we can kind of
Speaker 1: build some synergy here on SmackDown, you know, and do
Speaker 1: something with Chuck Plombo. Who you know, Chuck Colombo is
Speaker 1: a huge guy man like I.
Speaker 2: Like Chuck Plombo. He's got moves, he's big, he's got
Speaker 2: a good look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to forget that. He's huge, Like he's
Speaker 1: like a massive guy. So, like, of course they want
Speaker 1: to do something with this guy. I mean, I'm fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: He's the undertaker. I'm cool with that. You should run
Speaker 1: Eugene over, yeah, like whul cogin. You should attach him
Speaker 1: to the back of the bike, take him across the arena.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's stuff you could do with then. I
Speaker 2: just don't think this video did of justice.
Speaker 1: Church of Hot Addiction by Coke Starship is the official
Speaker 1: theme song for the Great American Bash.
Speaker 2: I forgot about Cobra Starship.
Speaker 1: Dude, me too, I haven't heard that name in a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 2: Man. They did the goddamn Snakes on a Plane song?
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: That's the one I know most I know they did
Speaker 2: better Watch. That was a really important one.
Speaker 1: That's just the one.
Speaker 2: That's all you need. Really.
Speaker 1: We go into a pre tape here. Jesse and Festus
Speaker 1: are here to talk about magazines, what.
Speaker 2: Like and what like. You have to be sitting there
Speaker 2: like writing this show and looking at the landscape scene
Speaker 2: all the top guys are leaving or getting hurt, and
Speaker 2: you are told you have to do pre tapes for CPA.
Speaker 2: Chuck plumble on the bike at Jesse and Festus like
Speaker 2: you have to be eating shit constantly, Like this is
Speaker 2: a disaster fucking waiting to happen. Man, Jesse and goddamn
Speaker 2: Festus are here to talk about the magazines. Of course,
Speaker 2: they're in front of the promo curtain classic. Hi, I'm
Speaker 2: Jesse and this is my partner Festus and Festus of
Speaker 2: course Wing just looking insane and he's got a huge
Speaker 2: statoo on his arm. He says, we're so excited about
Speaker 2: coming to SmackDown. And one of the greatest things about
Speaker 2: being at W Superstar is got our picture taken all
Speaker 2: the time, whether it be with all you or for
Speaker 2: a magazine like this. And he holds up a magazine
Speaker 2: that has ray Masterial on the cover. Look at ray
Speaker 2: Masterio on the cover.
Speaker 1: There he is.
Speaker 2: How about that? I mean, I can't wait to wear
Speaker 2: on the cover. Look at that face and it zooms
Speaker 2: in on Festus's face. I mean he is out to launch.
Speaker 2: He's fucked. Yeah, man, look at it. That is the
Speaker 2: face that will see a lot of magazines. Jesse and
Speaker 2: Festus coming to SmackDown Duce Domino. Watch the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that taxization is getting bolstered. Watch your ass, buddy,
Speaker 1: come on, two star matches coming. Jesse and fest has
Speaker 1: been a good time to come.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: They just had a memo, this this show sucks.
Speaker 2: It's our time to shine. Listen, you gotta give it
Speaker 2: to Jesse. Infesti's at the very least their theme song
Speaker 2: was hot.
Speaker 1: This Gus Engravy. I mean, come on, man, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: That's that's well worth the run at the very least.
Speaker 2: And fuck doctor Death.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would have liked to see Jesse like
Speaker 1: actually get a chance to wrestle.
Speaker 2: You know, I bet he had some fucking shit to
Speaker 2: the show too, Like he had to have known something.
Speaker 2: He probably knew a little more than being Festus's friend.
Speaker 2: And then slam Master j and then they fucking accused
Speaker 2: Jesse of giving Festus drugs and he was like that.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Jesse and Festus are like standing here on this tag
Speaker 1: t thing. And somehow that leads to Antonio Noki getting
Speaker 1: super pissed off, Like the Domino falling pro Festus sing
Speaker 1: off at Teddyo is hilarious.
Speaker 2: He's starting right here. That's fucking unbelievable, man, I mean,
Speaker 2: what a career this guy has had.
Speaker 1: We go backstage. MVP is here when a guy that
Speaker 1: I do not know walks up to ask a question.
Speaker 2: James, I usually can give you an answer. I could
Speaker 2: usually find out who the interviewers are. Once in a
Speaker 2: while we get a Mark Lloyd in our Lives right right, James,
Speaker 2: I have no fucking idea who this guy is. Dude.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find who it was either. I looked it up.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find out who this guy was. I'm sure
Speaker 1: somebody that's listening knows this guy. I'm sure he might
Speaker 1: have been childhood, he.
Speaker 2: Might have been the guy he is like the goddamn
Speaker 2: fucking John of the Coach would have two thousand and SmackDown.
Speaker 2: But to me, this guy's a smack dass. I don't
Speaker 2: know who the fuck this is.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: His suit looks nuts, he looks like he was forced
Speaker 2: into this position at the last second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no clue, this guy is. Yeah, great job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, Hey, MVP, I got a quick question,
Speaker 2: and MVP says, we want to ask why I'm better
Speaker 2: than you and the rest of the world.
Speaker 1: No, no, we could talk about that.
Speaker 2: I guess that's not quite what I was looking for
Speaker 2: us hoping maybe you want to ask, what do you
Speaker 2: think of Jesse and feesis?
Speaker 1: I didn't do that brom.
Speaker 2: You dude, what there's big silver crd TV reight bind you.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing? Oh on it, dude, Okay,
Speaker 2: very good chance at that. It is fucking true that
Speaker 2: the boys were playing a two.
Speaker 1: In the locker room, dude, almost guaranteed.
Speaker 2: So the guy says, Actually, I want to get your
Speaker 2: thoughts on your mchur in American Mash. You know, Matt
Speaker 2: Hardy was victorious tonight. He did eliminate you in the
Speaker 2: battle roll, you know. MVP says, Hey, what the fuck
Speaker 2: excuse you? I know you didn't just walk in here
Speaker 2: and ask we have that Hardy. Let MENA tell you something.
Speaker 2: You sun up a bitch. You don't know me. You
Speaker 2: have no absolutely no idea what I'm capable of of
Speaker 2: the world, save my lifetime time and see things you've
Speaker 2: only seen on a movie screen. And I've been to
Speaker 2: and survived places. You pray to God you'll never have
Speaker 2: to go to my contract, my lifestyle, and this US
Speaker 2: Championship says I'm better than you, and I'm better than
Speaker 2: all the smeeckdown fans and most importantly Matt Hardy, because
Speaker 2: I know you're watching. You could have be played Halo
Speaker 2: two right now. I'm better than you at this Sunday,
Speaker 2: I will prove it. Get out of my locker room,
Speaker 2: and mystery man leaves, never to be seen again. They
Speaker 2: kill him when he goes out of the locker room.
Speaker 2: Actually they hit him with a bike and put him
Speaker 2: on the trade tracks.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so he gets assulted a lot of people.
Speaker 2: He just showed up, wrong plays, wrong time.
Speaker 1: MVP is in great shape here man, he looks great.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's great, and like, yeah, I uh, I wish
Speaker 2: he got, like, you know, a bigger push at least
Speaker 2: one at least just to see, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like like, give him a guy, even if it's a
Speaker 2: month world tie a round, let me see what it
Speaker 2: looks like.
Speaker 1: It cuts to Michael Cole and jbl here and right
Speaker 1: behind them two fans in the backstand up and show
Speaker 1: off their tall boys.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean they probably went through six of
Speaker 2: them getting through this show.
Speaker 1: And now it's time to run down the Great American Bash.
Speaker 2: So we have, of course, the US title online for SmackDown,
Speaker 2: it's Matt Hardy versus MVP. But on Raw we have
Speaker 2: the inner title match of Jeff Hardy versus U Manga.
Speaker 2: That was probably fucking sweet.
Speaker 1: These two matches sound all right? Yeah, this sound pretty cool.
Speaker 2: WB title John Cena versus Bobby Lashley, which is a
Speaker 2: dream match.
Speaker 1: Hey, I bet that was pretty good too.
Speaker 2: This one caught me off, caught me by surprise. Texas
Speaker 2: Boroup match Dusty Rhodes versus Randy Orton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we're still kicking the Legend Killer Gimmick year.
Speaker 2: That sounds fun. I'm into that Women's title Candice Michelle
Speaker 2: versus Melina. They do some fucking crazy moves. I bet
Speaker 2: they were fucking go for it here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not World.
Speaker 2: Title of VCW CM Punk versus John Morrison, who I
Speaker 2: believe just became John Morrison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm not a huge John Morrison guy,
Speaker 1: but you know, young and fired up CM Punk. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they get something.
Speaker 2: There's at least one match that I know Punk has
Speaker 2: with Morrison that he says he liked, he said he
Speaker 2: hated all the other ones. I don't know which one
Speaker 2: that falls into about it and of course world heavyweight
Speaker 2: title is on the line, Battista or Kane versus the
Speaker 2: Great Colleague. And the picture they show here is just
Speaker 2: three just fucking I mean really, two insane look at
Speaker 2: guys and very handsome Batista. Collie has the shouting picture
Speaker 2: with the photoshop the world title over him. Dude, that
Speaker 2: was crazy, man Like that is legendary to me. I
Speaker 2: love that, Like they could have told him to do
Speaker 2: anything else. He's not even looking like he's yelling. He
Speaker 2: just looks like he's going.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: The belt is huge, by the way, gigantic. The world
Speaker 1: title has never been that fucking big, dude. So Caine
Speaker 1: and Batista are walking to the ring here.
Speaker 2: Of course, Batista is walking through the backstage and his
Speaker 2: is normal, and Kane is of course walking through the
Speaker 2: red hallway because hell follows him anywhere he goes.
Speaker 1: WWE presents jes for Men Hair Color, Stay in the
Speaker 1: game moments. It was the Great Colligue winning the belt.
Speaker 2: Let's go stay in the game. Get your hair right, Gray, motherfucker?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love the little camera they got on this
Speaker 1: like whole deal here they have this little camera where
Speaker 1: under the footage a Great Collie winning the bell. It
Speaker 1: just a bunch of dudes hanging out with a new hair,
Speaker 1: drinking beers.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool, dude. I took a screens out of
Speaker 2: one of them, which is one guy super happy and
Speaker 2: like a girl's like, oh hell yeah, your hair is
Speaker 2: looking prettyweet and colle hold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Greg Colley's hanging out with the belts. The
Speaker 1: hair is looking good.
Speaker 2: Man. Wow, this is a great night.
Speaker 1: Great Collie won the belt and the world was a
Speaker 1: unity for us, swallowing ton ah.
Speaker 2: The fucking flower started to blossom, the hair started to
Speaker 2: go not gray. Things were well. Stock market up.
Speaker 1: Notice that the Great Collie loses the title and we
Speaker 1: suffer a financial crisis.
Speaker 2: Probably not thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I am thinking The Great American Bash is presented by Zidio.
Speaker 2: That doesn't exist anymore, Just so.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, absolutely not. It was a Comcast deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like something that Comcast launch was it
Speaker 2: like just something and it just kind of hit fans
Speaker 2: that visit a website. Are you the ww's biggest fanjams?
Speaker 2: You go to video dot com to prove it.
Speaker 1: I actually looked into this contest. If you want to
Speaker 1: hear about it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would love to hear about it.
Speaker 1: Actually, this will be the one and only time that
Speaker 1: video has ever talked about again.
Speaker 2: So lock in, yeah, come on now, So.
Speaker 1: You could submit a sixty second video to video dot com.
Speaker 1: Do you get it? Do you get what it's called?
Speaker 1: Video video?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Of course, video was launched by Comcast, and they want
Speaker 1: to know why you're WWE's biggest fan. So video dot
Speaker 1: Com users will help vote. Top ten users will be
Speaker 1: chosen by video users, and then five additional users will
Speaker 1: be chosen by a panel of WWE judges. Wow to
Speaker 1: be flown to New York City to participate in WWE's
Speaker 1: Summer Slam weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh how about that, I'm assuming they were chosen.
Speaker 1: Yes, they will host a red carbon event to determine
Speaker 1: w's biggest fan.
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Hope somebody's super deserving won that.
Speaker 1: The winners will receive more than thirty three thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: including a grand prize of twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: WWE twenty four to seven on Demand will feature the
Speaker 1: fifteen finalist videos, what including the winning entry footage from
Speaker 1: the red carpet event and other behind the scenes videos.
Speaker 2: The Oh my god wb vault w bvont needs to
Speaker 2: get on this fucking now. Oh my god, these exist,
Speaker 2: they have these, We need to see this.
Speaker 1: To celebrate the crowning of ww's Biggest Fan WW twenty
Speaker 1: four to seven and its affiliates will be giving away
Speaker 1: a month of subscription in September ten new subscribers.
Speaker 2: Hooray, Wow, this is a good deal. Here. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: And that is the video contest? I don't actually know
Speaker 1: who won. I don't actually know if there's footage of
Speaker 1: the red carpet event or whatever, but well there has
Speaker 1: to be. I assume it happened.
Speaker 2: I do see a little more info here. Video dot
Speaker 2: Com receives an amazing response, logging more than one thousand
Speaker 2: video entries for the contest, with more than seven hundred
Speaker 2: and eighty five thousand total video views and counting this Friday.
Speaker 2: When the fuck was this posted? I don't know if
Speaker 2: there's a fucking date on this. It says this Friday,
Speaker 2: w woilll be announcing the whatever of the rw's Biggest
Speaker 2: Fan Video Contest at a special red carpet event. The
Speaker 2: fifteen finalists will be in New York city to have
Speaker 2: their videos judge by w B superstars John Cena, Stone,
Speaker 2: called Steve Austin Batista, Randy Orton and others on the
Speaker 2: eventful Summer Slam weekend. One lucky winner will be crowned
Speaker 2: WIT's biggest fan and will receive the grand price twenty
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. And this took Oh they give the
Speaker 2: address here where the red carpet events happening. Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I don't know if they show if there's any
Speaker 2: articles about who won here? Who? Who is w's biggest fan?
Speaker 2: We need to Oh, oh my god, I found out
Speaker 2: who won the contest?
Speaker 1: Who was it?
Speaker 2: Mike Timbson from Los Angeles? Really Mike Timson beat out
Speaker 2: thousands of other contestants and uh he won. He won
Speaker 2: the goddamn deal here.
Speaker 1: You might know him as the kiss Demon from w
Speaker 1: c W.
Speaker 2: It says, yeah, the excitement was palpable. Is the judges
Speaker 2: conferred eventually crowning lifelong fanatic Timpson as WB's biggest fan.
Speaker 2: Timpson's video creatively and comically showcased the effect to which
Speaker 2: thirty years of w B entertainment has influenced him at home,
Speaker 2: at work, and throughout his Daily Life. Nice, but he
Speaker 2: showed up is super Team.
Speaker 1: And then kicked his ass.
Speaker 2: Wow, congratulations, Goddamn Mike Timpson. I wonder what he's up
Speaker 2: to now. You said he became the kids demon now.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for Yane versus Baltista number one
Speaker 1: contender match.
Speaker 2: Caine and Batista two top guys.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I wanna air a little grievance here because I, uh,
Speaker 2: far be it from me to ever stand up for Kane,
Speaker 2: but I think he got an unfair shake here. He
Speaker 2: is the number one contender and I would have been
Speaker 2: okay with this if they didn't say this was a
Speaker 2: number one contenders match. That's bullshit. He was number one
Speaker 2: contender and he shook his match. This could have just
Speaker 2: still been Can versus Batista winner for his great colleague,
Speaker 2: and Kane still could be number one contenter coming out
Speaker 2: of that. But instead, fucking Kane has to put up
Speaker 2: his opportunity because Edge got hurt.
Speaker 1: Well, Batista gets his full pyro again.
Speaker 2: That was cool, dude. He's fucking super fired up when
Speaker 2: he comes out too. He looks at the ring at
Speaker 2: Kan who's already in the ring. He says, you want this? Huh?
Speaker 2: You want it that as hard as fuck.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, his whole character in WW is badass
Speaker 1: motherfucker with coolest stuff.
Speaker 2: He is the animal. I mean, he looks fucking awesome
Speaker 2: here too, dude, So.
Speaker 1: Kina Batista man, we lock up Caine's shoulder, tackles Batista.
Speaker 1: He scrambles for a pin.
Speaker 2: Cain is scared, dude, Cain looks I mean, he is
Speaker 2: the least intimidating Caine ever maybe here, like I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on, Like he is still goddamn Caine
Speaker 2: from Hell. I see the goddamn red hallway. You're still
Speaker 2: from Hell, buddy, what are you doing? I know Batista
Speaker 2: is the animal, but kick his ass.
Speaker 1: This guy shot Kane McMahon's.
Speaker 2: Yes he did, Yes, he did so.
Speaker 1: Caine body slams Batista. He grabs a chin lock.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Bautista fights up and hits a belly to back suplex.
Speaker 2: Fuck you man, stop doing that.
Speaker 1: Batista follows up with a nice kitchen sink to k
Speaker 1: Then he goes for a rear naked choke.
Speaker 2: That kitchen sink was gnarly. I was, like I wrote down.
Speaker 2: Kine kicks out at nothing, receipt coming Batista.
Speaker 1: Hits a line in the corner here, but Kane throws
Speaker 1: him back into the corner hits his own line. Kane
Speaker 1: then hits a big boot on Batista and that throws
Speaker 1: him out of the ring.
Speaker 2: Of course, and we have to scramble here because smeckdown
Speaker 2: rolls on.
Speaker 1: After this, Kane stalks Batista on the outside. They do
Speaker 1: a double line, double down, head into commercial. We come back.
Speaker 1: Kane is going for the cane line.
Speaker 2: Right, of course. I mean he's going for all the
Speaker 2: shit here. He hit him with a big booty hoods
Speaker 2: up top, but Batista cuts him off, picks him up.
Speaker 2: Oklahoma Stampede.
Speaker 1: Look good, Love that that was cool?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Batista sets up for the Batista bomb here, but Kane
Speaker 1: runs him into the corner. Kane hits a sidewalk slam
Speaker 1: for a two here. Kane takes back over Caine heads
Speaker 1: back up for the cane line here. This time he jumps,
Speaker 1: but Batista rolls out of the way. Yes, a surprise.
Speaker 1: They protected this move so much. I feel like it
Speaker 1: always gets kicked out of anyways.
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, I'm not used to seeing Kane miss that.
Speaker 1: Batista follows up with a spinebuster and he sets up
Speaker 1: for the spear. Kane kicks Batista, he goozles him. He
Speaker 1: hits the choke slam, but it's only.
Speaker 2: Two I mean, big pop from the crowd to the
Speaker 2: crowd bit on that too. Kan must have been beaten
Speaker 2: a ton of dudes with the choke slam.
Speaker 1: Still, Kan goes for the tombstone. Batista gets down. Kane
Speaker 1: lines him out of the ring and he heads back outside.
Speaker 1: Why that's what commentary said, Why why are you doing that? Dude?
Speaker 2: Jb Elllegit says, Wow, you're an idiot. What do you doing, Michael?
Speaker 1: Are you talking to me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Uh? Batista cuts him off by throwing him into the
Speaker 1: steps and throwing them back in the ring. Batista heads
Speaker 1: to the top rope and he hits a flying shoulder
Speaker 1: tackle that.
Speaker 2: Was fucking crazy. Even on commentary, they're like, oh, wow,
Speaker 2: he usually doesn't do this. I thought he was gonna
Speaker 2: like kind of do the same thing Kane was doing
Speaker 2: and miss. No dude, flying shoulder tackle. And then they
Speaker 2: show a shot of both of them down, but in
Speaker 2: the distance on the ramp you could see the tallest
Speaker 2: man of all time lumbering down to the rim.
Speaker 1: Great Collie has problems with everybody on this show.
Speaker 2: He is a shit starter, dude, he is, and he
Speaker 2: doesn't give a fuck either. He's not He's not waiting
Speaker 2: for you to come to him. He's coming to beat
Speaker 2: the shit out of you.
Speaker 1: Great Collie walks down to the ring and starts kicking
Speaker 1: Batista's ass.
Speaker 2: Dude. Batista gets a two count, stands up and turns around,
Speaker 2: and Collie punches him in the head. And it gets
Speaker 2: so raucous that like Caine is going after Collie. Batista
Speaker 2: and Caine now have to team up to fucking take
Speaker 2: out Collie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they eventually do. They line him out of the ring.
Speaker 1: He lands on his feet. He starts walking back towards
Speaker 1: the ramp, and Teddy Long comes out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Teddy's in just a minute, the Great Collie. This
Speaker 2: Sunday at Great America Bash, you were going to be
Speaker 2: defending the world title against one of those men, but
Speaker 2: by god, now you'll be facing both of them. This
Speaker 2: Sunday at the Great America Bash is going to be
Speaker 2: a triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Halla
Speaker 2: and his music hits. Collie is pissed, and then they
Speaker 2: go They show a shot back in the ring now,
Speaker 2: and it's Kane and Batista standing there like fucking you know,
Speaker 2: Pissedkine has removed both of his alpha bants.
Speaker 1: He's holding both of them in the ring.
Speaker 2: He like super wants to be done with this. He's
Speaker 2: so sick of fighting Collie and Collie not selling for him.
Speaker 1: He was right. He starts shooting, man, That's what it's
Speaker 1: all about.
Speaker 2: He was pissed. Yeah, dude, everyone's staring at each other.
Speaker 2: Collie points at the ring, Batista and Kane face off,
Speaker 2: and Collie goes to celebrate again with the belt to
Speaker 2: take SmackDown off the air. I mean, the great goddamn
Speaker 2: Collie man, he is. He is putting his foot down.
Speaker 2: He's putting his foot down, and he's putting up your
Speaker 2: ass too.
Speaker 1: SmackDown needs a top guy, and great Collie is ready
Speaker 1: to be that guy.
Speaker 2: I mean, he holds the belt to September. So the
Speaker 2: goddamn Summer of Collie is real. Man, I listen, I
Speaker 2: love the Monster of the Summer deal. We were just
Speaker 2: talking about ECW's Big Show and the Summer of Big Show. Like,
Speaker 2: Monster of the Summer is a good deal.
Speaker 1: Great College's gonna take advantage of every single day. He's
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Man, Dude, you were showing me the other day that,
Speaker 2: like with Kane had like thirteen singles matches or something.
Speaker 2: I bet Kane hated with all of them.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, Kane and Great Collie had a bunch of
Speaker 1: singles matches here over the next five or so years.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure there was even more when it
Speaker 2: comes to tags.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you count the house shows too, you know.
Speaker 2: Odd episode of SmackDown though, Man, I mean like, I
Speaker 2: can't you know, watching this, I can't say that I
Speaker 2: am hopeful for the show other than the Great Collie
Speaker 2: and uh, you know what that's that's a lot to
Speaker 2: hang your hat on, just the big Man. Well, that
Speaker 2: is it for WWE SmackDown July twentieth, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: And now it's time for the man even.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: main event, starting in the five dollars tier, Poky Pooky
Speaker 1: Big V with the Big d Dick el Sheh, Deadlock's
Speaker 1: favorite Barista kaiwaf Dave Barista. Welcome from Stupor Cross Card
Speaker 1: twin step brother, Oh gig My scrot called that meatball MARINERA.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I fucking don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: Ray Sikalas, Hello, bright to Jerry goes to his eighty
Speaker 1: seven year old grandma's house for pie.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's that's fucking very wholesome. That's the only wholesome
Speaker 2: thing we've ever heard about in eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Year old grandma reptar on ice.
Speaker 2: Oh, reptar reptar. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Greg Jackson, Hello, they call me Chase because I'm rich Dan,
Speaker 1: I'm heart Son.
Speaker 2: You will die in six days. I am him? I
Speaker 2: m ken Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 1: Russell Gohier, Hello, Logan Bowlie, Eric Slater does Shandy Man,
Speaker 1: He's back, Dante bon Giovanni.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like that, bon Giovanni.
Speaker 1: Ten dollars Tier Justin five oh one, justin for every
Speaker 1: real one. That's us Slash Cobaine four. My back hurts.
Speaker 1: My name is a Dora. My back hurts.
Speaker 2: Oly shit, you know a doors back hurts.
Speaker 1: Cain Bluie Caine blue Blooie. Healer is a seven year
Speaker 1: old pup. You six sons of bandits scissorhead doctor Hokage.
Speaker 2: Oh, congrats on your doctorate.
Speaker 1: Ball is life eight Ball's SD sleepness. Yeah yeah, Jeremiah
Speaker 1: Stagger paying the APA to kick my eighty seven year
Speaker 1: old grandlaw's ass.
Speaker 2: Now, come on, we were doing the whole some fucking
Speaker 2: grandma names JVT thirty three, thirty three.
Speaker 1: Jackson Herod Hello, Mondo cool Kyle, Yeah eh, Chad Gables sympathizer,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, William Evans, Andre avdif the Fornelius long Way,
Speaker 1: Nathan Benoir Innanito Cafe.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love a good cafe. He got the bagels.
Speaker 1: Blake Bell, Brian Tate, Giovanni g Belly, No nice, I
Speaker 1: fuck with this guy.
Speaker 2: J R.
Speaker 1: Loon Yeah eh, Joe Bork Oh, conceptual Caleb Ideally my
Speaker 1: name is Nova Caine.
Speaker 2: Ah see somebody else said that about you know, Isa
Speaker 2: Gancom should have had some kind of Nova Kane deal.
Speaker 1: Dandy Lyons of June, Oh, Curtis Fretwell c KA Love seventeen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just felt like inappropriate situation.
Speaker 1: J Awesome, Mike's brother, swamp Wizard w Y gimme yeah,
Speaker 1: Left Tina and Darsan.
Speaker 2: I mean left Tina yeah, hell no, hell no, hell no.
Speaker 2: You can't just do that with any and our said
Speaker 2: adjacent names.
Speaker 1: B Number two four eight. Oh, Kanashi, Michael Tierre Turner,
Speaker 1: Porfyry Petrovitch Porphyry.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is fun. That's a fucking that's a name
Speaker 2: right there, Porfyry Pe fuck it.
Speaker 1: Kurt Brewbach the Purple Warrior.
Speaker 2: Yes, clown j R. Oh yeah, oh is that right?
Speaker 1: Shun Darnell Family shared account.
Speaker 2: Are you goddamn kidding me? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you? Who the fucking family's watching this?
Speaker 1: JD XO Hello j D, Kylie Denton, Hello.
Speaker 2: Kylie, Chase.
Speaker 1: Richardson.
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking saying hello to Chase, Richard said, I'm
Speaker 2: not fucking happy that. How you got real loud there?
Speaker 2: Lou Sassle, Hello, Lou Louis Assle. Oh? Really do you
Speaker 2: think I shows a fucking jokelu Huh?
Speaker 1: VC labs W I.
Speaker 2: You kind of figured that out way better than I did.
Speaker 2: I would have just said VC lxvs W.
Speaker 1: Bryston Come on, Pablo Jacob Bunkie got that venus like
Speaker 1: bald t funky Z Royal Bubbles. Yeah in my opmium,
Speaker 1: Darvin Bostias, Yeah, I'm by so I fuck her and
Speaker 1: Dar's son? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Son? Oh? And her son? That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Jordan Novaski, Dug Cooda Sweeney Hello, Michael Johnson, ve Sumi
Speaker 1: x D. You're good at these man Xbox Live gamer tags,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow, Like you got the fucking vision for it, dude.
Speaker 2: That's that's vex MUCKs for me.
Speaker 1: Slam Coatta hitting Johnny with the inverted stink face?
Speaker 2: Stinky? What is it? My fucker? Is I like like
Speaker 2: facing me? You're doing the Bronco buster? Is that what
Speaker 2: that is? Or is it upside down stink face? Where
Speaker 2: still you're asked but you're upside down for some reason.
Speaker 1: Jacob Pinn let me know. Stevie ray Garza. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my only job for my big booty goth Latina girlfriend
Speaker 1: LARPer Bobby basically bag basically Doug Nut basically.
Speaker 2: Basically you're not understanding.
Speaker 1: David Tatteage.
Speaker 2: Hmm Hello David.
Speaker 1: Tofer twenty four ninety three Tofer numbers fifteen dollars tier come,
Speaker 1: dir Taker, Uh huh. I don't know. Well that's the
Speaker 1: best I got, boys, all right.
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, you find honesty's the best policy, buddy?
Speaker 2: All right, I'll tell you hey, all good real ones know.
Speaker 1: Jr. Was breaking out the shooting Star Press Weekly during
Speaker 1: his OVW.
Speaker 2: Run, Jim Ross Jr. Was there another Jr? Jr?
Speaker 1: Kratos, Mariah May break Monroe's tiffy time?
Speaker 2: Where do you fucking think you are? Buddy?
Speaker 1: Scorpio Sky and the Rizzler aka Sky Rizzy.
Speaker 2: These guys sign up for a fucking duel account? The
Speaker 2: fuck a you kidding me? Son? I'm separately Scorpio Sky
Speaker 2: and the Rizzler Cory Chase, no shards sons.
Speaker 1: Account on Ashley?
Speaker 2: Is that still a thing?
Speaker 1: Maddie's son?
Speaker 2: Why are you just taking liberties now?
Speaker 1: Lafayette w Yeah, oh w Damion from Hell Jason Jonaz
Speaker 1: one hundred and twur annual, Kyle not Gile Oh, I.
Speaker 2: Love you, Kyle not Kyle Casey yay, and.
Speaker 3: Oh still the champion of the Patreon I have forty
Speaker 3: one Chuck Lttel for most mo Fucker twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Also go Reds Go reds.
Speaker 2: Oh No, man, Chuck Lettel. You're the champion, so I
Speaker 2: won't beat you down a little too much here because
Speaker 2: I was looking at your team. You've been getting beat
Speaker 2: down this season enough, so you don't deserve that, you
Speaker 2: know what, I hope they do well.
Speaker 1: The Reds aren't even five hundred right now.
Speaker 2: They're at the bottom of the central. Yeah, holy fuck,
Speaker 2: that's tough. That's tough. Chuck Ltel. Oh, Chuckletel did message
Speaker 2: us after the last pod, by the way and say, hey,
Speaker 2: that was me. My name did kick it off?
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome for the second time.
Speaker 2: It changed it for this weekend. You know what he
Speaker 2: figured out, Chuck Lateel. He is looking for most fuck
Speaker 2: fucker twenty twenty six. His campaign started, I mean at
Speaker 2: the beginning of the year, and I mean he's two
Speaker 2: weeks in a row champion. We haven't had that in
Speaker 2: a minute. James, Where where is Dick Bungus? Where is
Speaker 2: g gooming bad guy?
Speaker 1: You never know who's gonna win the championship. You gotta
Speaker 1: tune in to the main event to see.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you all so much for signing up on
Speaker 2: the Patreon Chuckletel, thank you of course for being the champion,
Speaker 2: and thank you for closing out the main event. Well
Speaker 2: that is it for us this week on the Deadlock Podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us. Everybody make sure to check
Speaker 2: us on a Patreon that's patreon dot com slash deadlock.
Speaker 2: Do you make sure to check out the after show.
Speaker 2: Check us out on YouTube, check us out on Instagram,
Speaker 2: check us out on techtok. We're all over the Got
Speaker 2: Dead place. You can't go anywhere within the dead without
Speaker 2: looking at Deadlock, So you better lock the fucking and
Speaker 2: come back next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking so we didn't fuck you. No, no,
Speaker 1: don't