WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:18.239 This is a pose Head, Jeffrey's Daughter, Soaked Blunt, the 2 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:22.719 un Obomber blowing up, Wacom Texas and Heaven's Gates and Aliens, 3 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:23.839 Modified Men from. 4 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:26.719 Maps, Hitler, pickysaf and That Escaped. 5 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:29.719 Bigfoot and the moth Man, Son of Sam talking to 6 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:35.119 That Tis Again, Witches, JOm, Sam Coots, Serious Noise and Haunting, 7 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:37.399 Stark Arts, and the Skull and Bones. 8 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:39.320 Most celebrities are probably clone. 9 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:41.920 So if you're feeling all alone, crack a beer and 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:42.640 get stone. 11 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:46.320 Welcome you to the podcast. Range Brow. We're here to 12 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:58.359 entertain you. We're here entertain you. Get Strange. Welcome everybody 13 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:02.640 back to the podcast. I'm Tom kat Ak Tom Thompson, 14 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:05.239 also known as the Raptility, and make sure to go 15 00:01:05.319 --> 00:01:07.519 check out my music on Spotify and YouTube music. And 16 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:11.079 it says on Apple Music according to this distroke kid. 17 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:13.799 But go check that out. If you don't, I'll be 18 00:01:13.920 --> 00:01:18.599 very mad at you. We're gonna welcome back a man, 19 00:01:18.719 --> 00:01:22.439 the Man of the Hour, someone I've missed dearly, and 20 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:26.120 he was captured by the fay Folk. The fay Folk. 21 00:01:26.200 --> 00:01:29.079 He was captured by the fay Folk, and he went 22 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:32.439 into the inner circles of the Faye Realm for about 23 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:35.959 a month. Technically the fans won't know this, but we 24 00:01:35.959 --> 00:01:40.640 haven't recorded for about two months. But welcome back ire Ireland, 25 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:42.760 Irish Aaron. I was like trying to think of a 26 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:46.519 name and it never never pans out. 27 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:49.560 I was just going to say thanks everybody for calling 28 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:52.040 the number on the missing posters and reunite me with 29 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:56.840 my family. How was the two months last in? I'm like, 30 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.319 I'll go fast through. That's what it was like. 31 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:01.040 How was the How was he got lost? Yeah? I 32 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:03.959 guess that's true. No, I My my joke was that 33 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.280 you got captured by the faithfolk, that you traveled out 34 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:08.960 into the woods and you just stomped on a fairy 35 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:11.840 mound for no apparent reason. You're just like, you're like, 36 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:14.520 you know, f these fairies. Sorry for everybody. We're trying 37 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:16.800 to keep the ten minute ten to fifteen minute thing 38 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:22.560 before to not swear because of YouTube censorship and authoritarianess. 39 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:25.479 So but you know, I just feel like, you know, 40 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:28.560 you're stomping on those hills without acknowledging it, you know, 41 00:02:28.639 --> 00:02:31.120 maybe being drunk like the Irish as we are, and 42 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:35.120 then the faithfolk captured you. The Leprechauns and the Fairies 43 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:38.240 brought you down into the realm of the unseen. 44 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:42.080 It's like I kind of picture more so like that 45 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:43.879 movie Shrooms. Have you ever seen that? 46 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:48.039 No? And it's funny. I always see that poster, right, 47 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:51.560 I always see that movie, and I feel like recently 48 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:53.479 I saw it and I was like, ah, that needs 49 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:56.240 to be like a commentary and then a review after 50 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:59.360 for the show because I've never seen it, so it 51 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:02.759 would be very interesting to get my take considering I 52 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:05.680 take it. I know it's been the longest I've been 53 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:09.199 without them in two years. I still have them, but 54 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:12.000 like so because of the wedding and all the stuff 55 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:16.360 that was going on. Uh, it's been so I took 56 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:20.719 them when we went away for our mini moon and 57 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:23.360 then yeah, it's been about three weeks now, and I 58 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:26.240 was gonna do them today, but then I was like, no, 59 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:29.479 we need to record because Aaron got released by the faithfolks, 60 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:32.639 so we need to start start bump pumping these out 61 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:36.039 again on both sides of our shows. But it's been 62 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:38.319 a while and I like need it. I'm like craving 63 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:41.400 it because to me, it gives me a massive break. 64 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:44.159 It's crazy because it like what it does to your mind, 65 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:47.039 like you know, your neurons are firing off a million 66 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:50.719 miles of a second. But it I don't look at 67 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:53.800 my phone when I'm when I'm on my psychedelic trip, 68 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:56.240 I don't like I just am just chilling and I 69 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:58.560 have one more thought of my own thoughts watching movies 70 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:02.120 or whatever, right and most see music videos. But it 71 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:05.080 legitimately gives me like a break from reality. 72 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:09.919 Which nowadays is like a welcome tree. 73 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:12.639 I think, yeah, a hundred, I don't have to worry 74 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:16.279 about them pushing World War three on us and you 75 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:17.480 know all that fun jazz. 76 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:20.079 That would be a really good commentary though, I think 77 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:22.240 because there's a lot of titans there in a movie 78 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:24.519 is set in Ireland, it was made in Ireland. I 79 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.560 didn't know that it's about rooms. Yeah, that's where they 80 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:27.839 are during the Irish woods. 81 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:33.639 Oh man, I couldn't imagine tripping balls and then going 82 00:04:33.759 --> 00:04:36.800 out into the forest and like you think you see something. 83 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.680 Because like whatever people want to believe, I do believe 84 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:43.959 that elementals could exist, these creatures that maybe take care 85 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:47.199 of nature or exist on a different frequency. Like there's 86 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:50.040 been times where I've been on mushrooms where I swear 87 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:53.720 someone's standing behind me, and I very soon on class 88 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:57.360 forecasts will be diving into American Werewolf in London, one 89 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.759 of my favorite films of all time, probably in the 90 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:02.959 next couple weeks, next month or two, and uh, because 91 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:04.879 we got a lot of other stuff that we're gonna 92 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:07.160 pump out. It's gonna be a lot of fun. But 93 00:05:07.319 --> 00:05:10.040 when I watched that, when I was outside tripping balls 94 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:12.240 on what some of the strongest mushrooms I've ever taken, 95 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:15.319 and it felt like I was like surrounded by like 96 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:19.120 a dome, but like, weirdly, a while later, like it 97 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:21.480 felt like someone was standing behind me, like looking over me, 98 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:23.759 almost like when a teachers like reading over your shoulder 99 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:27.480 see what you're doing. Like it was right. And then 100 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:30.160 Chelsea was like what And I was like, I don't know. 101 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:31.959 I just feel like someone's like standing behind me. And 102 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:33.879 She's like, that's weird, and I'm like, I don't know. 103 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:35.879 I feel like I'm tapping into something or is it 104 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:37.680 like the idea that I'm tapping into some of these 105 00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:41.879 elemental creatures because you're connecting with fun Guy, which is 106 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:43.920 connected to all nature technically. 107 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:48.519 See, I don't know you're not selling me now when 108 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:50.759 you're saying like shit about people looking over your shoulders 109 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:51.399 and stuff and like that. 110 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:54.680 It's not you don't perceive it as scary though. There's 111 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:56.720 no fear. That's why I like when I when I 112 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:58.519 used to say, like when we did our Soldiers on 113 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:01.480 Drugs episode, which is now on Patreon. That's why I 114 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:03.160 pushed the Patreon because there's a lot of stuff on 115 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:05.759 there that people don't realize, like, uh, there's a couple 116 00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:08.639 episodes that you only get on the Patreon. There's lost tapes, 117 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:11.959 episodes with your older stuff and me Billy and Justin 118 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:13.120 when he was a part of the show, just got 119 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.199 completely drunk and talk about Soldiers on Drugs And I 120 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:17.680 was like, how are they doing mushrooms when they were 121 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:20.120 like going into battle like the Zulu nation and stuff 122 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:21.720 like that. And I kind of the more I do, 123 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:24.240 I kind of get it because something in certain strange 124 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:26.959 there is like no fear. You don't really fear anything 125 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:29.680 unless you put that into your mind in some way. 126 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:33.480 But it's not. It's never nothing that's crazy. That one 127 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:35.040 time I think I told you about it that my 128 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:39.240 I was I said that, uh, I was watching James Brown. 129 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:41.600 I was watching James Brown. I was like, that guy's 130 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:44.560 a reptile. And then my TV shut off and it 131 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:47.959 was like and there's still playing weird audio through the speaker. 132 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:51.439 And then I was like, what the fuck man? And 133 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:53.000 I went upstairs and I said to just it's like 134 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:55.360 something weird just happened. I was like, the whole like 135 00:06:55.439 --> 00:06:57.279 TV shut off and there was playing audio. And then 136 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:59.079 when I turned the TV back on, everything was frozen, 137 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:01.279 and I was like, don't do this to me right now. 138 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:03.959 But I wasn't like scared. I was just like, whoa, 139 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:06.160 don't do that. You know. 140 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:11.480 That's like that like rip in like reality or whatever, 141 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:14.160 or like dissimulation stops for a second. 142 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:16.519 I think there's things all around us right Like I've 143 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:18.240 been trying to get through David Ike's book The Chidren 144 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:20.839 of the Matrix. It's thick, while I'm reading Howard Zinn's 145 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:22.519 book at the same time about history, so I'm kind 146 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:25.079 of getting like a kind of like, uh, you know, 147 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:29.920 very physical read where it's about the physical reality and 148 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:32.040 what has gone on in our history, and then like 149 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.920 a very like you know, out there point of view 150 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:37.959 of the world. Uh, And it's been interesting because it's 151 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.839 a lot of good information. And what I realized that 152 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:42.920 what David I definitely does is back up a lot 153 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:45.959 of this stuff. He says, he just constant backing up 154 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:47.480 of like this is where I found this, this is why 155 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:51.839 this is accurate. But wild man, and it's been it's 156 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:55.160 been a while since me and Aaron I've seen each other. 157 00:07:56.759 --> 00:07:59.319 That was the That was the faithfolk. Did you get 158 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:01.680 to because did you get to have sex with one 159 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:03.639 of their elastic vaginas? 160 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:10.639 If anybody's seen Midsummer or Midsummer or whatever way you pronounce, 161 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:16.079 just picture it like that towards the end with the 162 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:16.680 dude and. 163 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:21.560 All the everyone's but everybody's tidy except for you. I 164 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:23.240 beout you felt big. 165 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:25.319 Oh yeah, read. 166 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:30.279 So funny because like there's so much stuff that we're 167 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:32.639 we're talking about doing crossovers and stuff like that, Like 168 00:08:32.679 --> 00:08:35.399 Midsommar has to come in the summertime. Uh, but there's 169 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.799 definitely gonna be big deep dives into certain things near 170 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:41.440 the summertime next year. But we got a lot, a 171 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:44.200 lot to talk about, a lot of stuff going on, 172 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:47.440 So let's get into this episode. This originally was supposed 173 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:51.000 to be kind of around the Halloween time, but you know, 174 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:53.960 every day is Halloween for me. I'm you know, I 175 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:58.320 constantly am reading into the spooky and strange all the time, 176 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:02.159 so that that holiday you call it's not really a holiday, 177 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:04.120 but we should have it should be a day off 178 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.759 for Halloween. Yeah, you know, but if we have a 179 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:12.840 holiday for like Labor Day and all these dumb like 180 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:16.200 come on, you know, for Jesus fake Birthday, come on, 181 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.200 let's let's say, do. 182 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:20.679 You know what's even weird or know about Ireland like 183 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:23.120 you guys, they'll actually make a little bit of effort 184 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:25.440 and be like, you know, Labor Day or I don't 185 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:27.200 know what, there's like ones in the state. It's like 186 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.480 fucking I don't know, Columbus Day or something. 187 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:31.679 Over here. 188 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:34.279 We just do. It's really funny. They just call it 189 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:39.360 like a bank holiday, so it's like the Monday is 190 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:41.600 like a day off work, so it makes it like 191 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:45.519 a long weekend and they don't refer to it as anything. 192 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:48.320 So it's just like, oh, yeah, it's the August bank holiday. 193 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:51.679 Weird like we always have to have Like oh no, 194 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.559 it just is. It's just a bank holiday for like 195 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:54.159 no reason. 196 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:57.840 That's funny. Then you have these leftist especially with Columbus Day. 197 00:09:57.879 --> 00:10:02.600 It's like, let's call it Jennicide Day because like, uh, 198 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:06.679 Columbus is a horrible piece of garbage. I saw. I 199 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.399 never showed this anymore, but I'm drinking Some's got me 200 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:14.039 this pack of like like I p a beers. I like, 201 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:17.440 I pas, I don't really care. Uh, and I the 202 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:19.879 one I got me and Billy recorded harp and I 203 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:22.600 was like so. And then I was like I was 204 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:24.639 drinking scotch on that one because I was like, I 205 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:27.240 gotta have some scotch for a conspiracy episode. And I 206 00:10:27.279 --> 00:10:30.360 proceeded to drink a bunch of like I pas. And 207 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:34.720 I woke up the next morning and didn't didn't realize 208 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:37.440 that I only drank half of like each beer because 209 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:39.360 I would drink one then put it down and I 210 00:10:39.399 --> 00:10:41.799 grabbed another one and uh. And then I was like, 211 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:44.639 I had this memory of like me singing all the 212 00:10:44.679 --> 00:10:47.799 fucking rocky horror picture so songs, and I was like, 213 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:49.840 I said, child say. I was like, do we watch 214 00:10:49.919 --> 00:10:52.600 rock here a picture show? And then she was like 215 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:55.000 I don't really remember because she was also drunk, and 216 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:57.399 I was like, we must have I think I have 217 00:10:57.519 --> 00:11:00.480 a distinct memory of me like standing up and like 218 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:04.080 singing and shit. Because like as much as like that 219 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:07.159 movie is progressive, I still love it for what it is. 220 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:10.480 It's not trying to be anything else than what it is, right, 221 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:13.799 but like I definitely remember singing like the sort of 222 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.519 Democles or whatever, and like just being like wasted. And 223 00:11:17.559 --> 00:11:20.279 then I realized that we definitely watched that movie, and 224 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:21.559 I was like obliterated. 225 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:25.360 I think I'm gonna go see that life actually in January. 226 00:11:25.799 --> 00:11:29.440 I've seen it twice live, No once or twice. I 227 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:31.840 definitely saw them my dad. That shit was so funny, dude, 228 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:34.720 I think we're past a ten minute mark, but it 229 00:11:34.759 --> 00:11:37.480 was hilarious because I didn't realize that they had people 230 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:42.039 in the audience yelling out stuff on purpose, right, So 231 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:44.879 like I was high out of my tree, like I 232 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:47.360 just moved a whole joint to myself outside and we 233 00:11:47.399 --> 00:11:50.440 went in. And then when I started yelling like Jane, 234 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:52.679 it sucks cock and shit, I was like whoa, And 235 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:54.679 I was like laughing my ass off. I was like 236 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:57.759 this is sweet, man, So. 237 00:11:57.840 --> 00:12:01.840 Hell actually, neddie you mentioned year and whatever since I've 238 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:04.919 been away in the States, and maybe this is eight 239 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:08.879 point four percent Jesus Christ psychotic. 240 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:13.919 And this one is this one is, says Strong. I 241 00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:14.440 don't know what. 242 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:18.120 That's all you need to know. Yeah, weird doesn't even 243 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:22.679 tell you the can for for anybody who's listening audio, 244 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:26.000 only the can. Yeah, the can is enough on that one. 245 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:31.159 The colors makes me think it's like toxic waste. But yeah, 246 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:35.600 since I've been in the States, it like reignited my 247 00:12:35.759 --> 00:12:40.440 love for alcohol. So like I've had like moves all 248 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:42.519 the time. Yeah, Like I like I was on the 249 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:44.799 move's diet and I was just like I don't have 250 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:47.480 a real like love hate relationship with alcohol because it's 251 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:51.039 brought me a lot of pain and me to be 252 00:12:51.120 --> 00:12:54.159 a terrible, terrible person at the times because I would 253 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:57.720 just lose control. So like I've always, like the last 254 00:12:57.720 --> 00:13:00.240 good few years, I've been like always on the it's 255 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:04.399 about like enjoying myself and then crossing over that line. 256 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:05.720 Again moderation man. 257 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:07.440 Yeah, But and I think a lot of it as 258 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:09.360 well has to do it. Like I've been drinking a 259 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:12.440 lot of beer, which I know I can hear everybody 260 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:15.120 saying right now old beer is so bad, fear, But 261 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:18.440 like I've been getting such a good like fun, happy 262 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:22.519 buzz yeah, and like it's it's kind of gotten a 263 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:24.519 bit dangerous because it's it's gotten to the stage where 264 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:27.679 like nearly every day and like hmmm, I'd like a beer. 265 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:30.799 See and that's where you got to watch it and 266 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:33.159 even with me right, Like I've tried to cut it 267 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:36.240 out during the week, mostly because like I'm actually legitimately 268 00:13:36.279 --> 00:13:38.679 trying to get healthier and lose weight. I take a 269 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:41.759 bunch of supplements, mostly like mushroom stuff, and make sure 270 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:43.840 I take my vitamins, like I think that's important. I 271 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:49.120 take like iodine, which most people don't take all the time, 272 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:52.200 and it like they can really help your health in 273 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:55.360 numerous ways. So I actively look for supplements, like I've 274 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:57.159 been collecting all these books. We will get into the 275 00:13:57.159 --> 00:13:59.440 top of people. This is what we do. We shoot 276 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:01.240 the shit for a Me and Aaron haven't seen each 277 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:02.759 other in a while, so you're gonna hear a little 278 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:05.159 bit of answer. But I got this like old medicine 279 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:07.480 book that's from like the sixties, looks beaten up and 280 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:10.159 it's cool because it's like all natural medicine stuff. Because 281 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:12.159 you want to look before certain times where it's been 282 00:14:12.799 --> 00:14:16.039 manipulated by big farm or whatever. Right, and uh, but 283 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:19.960 the binge drinking is my problem, Like that night where 284 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:22.960 I I Billy comes to record, we drink a bit, 285 00:14:23.039 --> 00:14:24.799 he drives home, he only has it, we only have 286 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:26.639 a couple on the show or whatever, and I get 287 00:14:26.639 --> 00:14:28.679 a little loose, or I smoke my like weed pen 288 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:31.519 that I like, that's like a sativa, and then after 289 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:34.360 like if I keep going, like if I'm blocking out 290 00:14:34.399 --> 00:14:37.159 and I don't really remember the night is my issue 291 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:39.279 right where I don't know where to cut that off 292 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.159 as soon as you're like down that line and Chelsea 293 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.080 doesn't like stop me because it'll make it worse. Whe 294 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.279 I'll just be like fuck off kind of shit, right, 295 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:47.600 But it is to me, I have to have that 296 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:49.879 limit of like five drinks, six drinks something like that, 297 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:53.399 not ten drinks, because I can tell on my health 298 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:57.039 the next day, because I like it happens so often 299 00:14:57.279 --> 00:14:59.600 where especially with beer, where I'm like or if I 300 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:01.879 mix stuff, if I stick to like Scotch or something, 301 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:05.440 you'd be surprised where I don't feel that bad, or 302 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:08.000 like just vodka, if I drink vodka night, I'll probably 303 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:10.279 be like not bad as long as I'm not taking shots. 304 00:15:10.759 --> 00:15:12.720 But then if you like cross that line of mixing 305 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:14.960 or taking shots, which I love doing because I'm like, ah, 306 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:16.799 I could get a little a little more pepped up. 307 00:15:17.440 --> 00:15:19.000 Then you wake up the next day and I'm not 308 00:15:19.039 --> 00:15:22.159 even good till like four and then I'm like, I 309 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:25.039 feel finally back to normal, but I'm tired all day 310 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:26.759 and that's my problem. I want to get away from that. 311 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:28.679 And when I have a kid, it's gonna change everything. 312 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:31.320 Or I'm not gonna be doing shit like that. You're 313 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:34.639 gonna have any fun. I know, I know I've said 314 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:36.720 I'm still gonna be doing mushrooms, but I'll look at 315 00:15:36.720 --> 00:15:37.480 the baby. 316 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:39.919 Like, WHOA, You're gonna have to give up mushrooms. You're 317 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:42.120 gonna have to give up smoking weed, You're gonna have 318 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:44.480 to give up You're gonna have to give up fun, 319 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:46.919 You're gonna have to give up podcasts, and you're ever 320 00:15:47.639 --> 00:15:50.399 like in horror movies, a mindset thing or whatever. But 321 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:52.799 when we were in the States for those like ten days, 322 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:57.519 like I literally went from like drinking moves all the 323 00:15:57.519 --> 00:16:00.799 time because I'm normally the designated driver for collect this 324 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:04.039 person here, bring this person home, so like I'm always 325 00:16:04.120 --> 00:16:06.720 kind of in that mode and then to go over 326 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:10.200 there and like you know, obviously you know taking ubers. 327 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:12.320 Ever so I don't have to worry about it, and. 328 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:16.240 Like drinking from like you know, like ten am, drinking 329 00:16:16.240 --> 00:16:21.480 beers in the hotel room, going to Universal drinking like 330 00:16:21.840 --> 00:16:26.039 during the day, then going to Halloween High Knights drinking tequila, 331 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:30.240 drinking cocktails, drinking beer, and like wasn't and like I 332 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:32.519 was like drunk, but at no point it was like 333 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:35.240 it was weird. Like at no point was like like 334 00:16:35.879 --> 00:16:38.559 the way I was on the Halloween special or live 335 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:42.320 show or whatever it was, which is or anywhere else 336 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:44.440 like that I've ever been in like a state like that. 337 00:16:44.679 --> 00:16:48.600 And like is a difference. You chugged you chugged, Jack Daniels, 338 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:49.879 There's a big difference, dude. 339 00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:53.840 And why but even like we went to see World 340 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.080 for their like Halloween things, why. 341 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:57.559 Did you do that? 342 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:01.480 Man? That was probably I don't care who hears me 343 00:17:01.559 --> 00:17:03.039 saying this. That was the best night I think we 344 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:04.359 had while we were away. 345 00:17:04.759 --> 00:17:06.000 Did you bring the kid? 346 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:07.720 No, it was just the two of us. 347 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:10.599 Why don't you come to Canada? We can double date? 348 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:14.000 I swear to god right. The key to happiness if 349 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:18.200 you have kids is to leave them at home. I know, 350 00:17:18.279 --> 00:17:23.680 come come to uh, I asked before we started recording everybody, 351 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:26.039 just to call Tom out. I've said to him about 352 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:28.359 he needs to find out when he gets his vacation time, man, 353 00:17:28.519 --> 00:17:29.599 so I can come to Canada. 354 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:32.680 I know, I know, I've been. I've been hooked on 355 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:34.720 a very Canadian show. Right now, before we get into 356 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:36.559 a game, have you ever seen Kenny versus Penny? 357 00:17:38.119 --> 00:17:41.559 No, dude, I need some reason though. That sounds so Canadian. 358 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:44.039 You have to watch. I'm gonna send you so it's 359 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:46.960 all free on YouTube. Before k like it's it's a 360 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:50.319 show where two best friends compete against each other and 361 00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:53.640 the one always cheats. You're gonna laugh your ass off 362 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:57.400 because these dudes are like, it's so funny because one 363 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:01.200 is so like just pushes the other dude too far. 364 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:03.839 Like they do stuff like who can keep a shit 365 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:07.000 in their pants the longest? Uh? The one is who 366 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:09.799 can keep an octopus on their head the longest? But 367 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:13.400 then the one guy, Kenny, doses Spenny with acid to 368 00:18:13.480 --> 00:18:16.720 make him think that the ink from the octopus is 369 00:18:16.759 --> 00:18:19.559 like causing him to hallucinate and he keeps it on 370 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:23.680 the entire time while he's tripping balls. Dude. Why of 371 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:25.880 the greatest shows to ever exist in Canadian history in 372 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:28.720 my opinion, and we are watching they had an episode 373 00:18:29.240 --> 00:18:31.720 We're gonna bring it full circle soon, but like an 374 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:33.880 episode who Can be the Biggest Idiot? It was originally 375 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:36.960 who Could be the Biggest retodd uh, And they like 376 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.720 they didn't even let them air it and stuff like that, 377 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:40.359 and I was like, ohlways watched the episode because I 378 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.799 had all the DVDs and they would push it to 379 00:18:42.839 --> 00:18:46.000 the limit. So now we even watching the commentaries of 380 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:49.240 Kenny specifically, and one of the producers talk about it, 381 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:53.200 and it's crazy what they were allowed to get away with. 382 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:57.880 And nowadays it's like everything's like it hurt my feelings, you. 383 00:18:57.839 --> 00:19:01.359 Know, I was just thinking that you you mentioned the 384 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:04.160 second way you have a weed pen, right, Yeah, that's 385 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:05.680 not one of those disposable ones. 386 00:19:05.759 --> 00:19:08.839 Is no. This one. This has been by far my 387 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:11.240 favorite train so far. It's a peach one, but it's 388 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.319 like actually a sativa. There's many ones that gets you 389 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:16.519 like ripped, but like this is actually something that keeps 390 00:19:16.559 --> 00:19:19.279 me awake and doesn't get me too messed up. You know. 391 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:22.759 We went into I can't remember the name of it 392 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:27.319 was fucking no, but it was like an oxygen bar, right, 393 00:19:27.359 --> 00:19:29.920 and I had seen it and I was so fatigued 394 00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:32.000 after a couple of days and I was like, Jesus Christ, 395 00:19:32.039 --> 00:19:33.559 I can't take this anymore. I feel like I'm about 396 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:35.799 to die all the time. Just smaller walk in the 397 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:38.880 heat jet like. So we go in and like I'm 398 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:41.839 asking to do and of course maybe and me the usual, 399 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:44.119 like I can't just go in somewhere, ask a question 400 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:46.640 and leave it. I have to go all in. So 401 00:19:46.720 --> 00:19:48.240 like the next thing, I know, I'm lying in this 402 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:52.319 like aqua massage machine, and like he's given me the 403 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:53.880 whole thing, and he's like, yeah, write out then, like 404 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:55.359 I'm sitting at the bar and he has like the 405 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:57.440 ship up my nostrils and like around the back of 406 00:19:57.440 --> 00:19:57.720 my head. 407 00:19:58.079 --> 00:19:59.559 I've never been to one of those. 408 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:01.640 Turn on all these things. He's like, do you want 409 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:03.000 to fit him in B twelve? I was like, give 410 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:04.680 me it all, give me everything. So he's like turned 411 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:07.839 everything on now, I will say, right, I felt maybe 412 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:09.960 it was just like Placebo, but I was like, whoa, 413 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:15.000 I feel amazing He's like incredible, man. I said something 414 00:20:15.039 --> 00:20:18.240 about like I was like, oh, I thought I thought 415 00:20:18.319 --> 00:20:24.599 smoking weed was legal in in Florida, and he's like no, no, 416 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:27.400 and then he busts out all these like weed pens now, 417 00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:30.160 so then he has me with those as well, and 418 00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:33.119 I'm like we were literally like I would say, after 419 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:35.000 probably about four or five hours, I just turned to 420 00:20:35.079 --> 00:20:38.680 the side and like my guard was like, you said, 421 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:41.680 we were coming in here for like ten minutes. It's 422 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:44.200 crazy the entire day and I'm sitting there going like, whoa, 423 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:46.200 I'm having so much fun. This is the best day ever. 424 00:20:46.599 --> 00:20:49.599 See. That's where what it was like. In Toronto. They 425 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:51.880 had vape lounges somehow. They were like legal where you 426 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:53.920 can go to Toronto and you can go like rent 427 00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:56.279 a bond one of the best. It's gross because they 428 00:20:56.640 --> 00:21:00.720 clean them, but it's it's disgusting now in retrospect. But 429 00:21:01.119 --> 00:21:03.839 the best bong I've ever hit was called a roar bong, 430 00:21:04.400 --> 00:21:06.359 and they had it and it was like the smoothest 431 00:21:06.519 --> 00:21:08.200 clean it like it was like such a clean hit 432 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:10.200 and you just get ripped and then you walk around 433 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:12.200 Toronto and they were able to do it before it 434 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:14.200 was like legalized or whatever. Down that's legal. I don't 435 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:16.079 know what they're spraying on it and stuff what scares 436 00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:18.759 the shit at me. But like it's such a difference now, 437 00:21:18.839 --> 00:21:20.400 Like did you see that video I post of the 438 00:21:20.519 --> 00:21:23.400 vaporizer I got you can drink the smoke. And then 439 00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:25.960 I did it with my buddy Bill. This old dude 440 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:28.640 that's chill as fuck, gave us a bunch of weed 441 00:21:28.720 --> 00:21:31.799 for our wedding stuff. He grew. He calls it the 442 00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:34.319 uh oh. And then on the Halloween and now on 443 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:37.839 the Halloween special, Billy, I went to take a pee 444 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:39.480 and then Billy took over the show, and I was 445 00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:42.680 like all right, and then I sat down and smoked 446 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:45.119 that shit and I was like out of my tree, 447 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:48.400 Like I was like on the ground, like just I came, 448 00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:50.680 Like I was so high and I couldn't even like 449 00:21:50.759 --> 00:21:53.160 focus on what Billy was saying. And then he kept 450 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:55.000 messing up, and I was like, I told you, man, 451 00:21:55.400 --> 00:21:58.079 you chose to take the seat. Man, you better fulfill 452 00:21:58.400 --> 00:22:02.839 your duty. So that's why that dude calls it the oh. Yeah, 453 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:06.000 he's like, uh oh, it will fuck you up. So 454 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:09.880 welcome everybody, you know, this is uh we. I want 455 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:11.599 to do a little bit of banter because we haven't 456 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:13.079 talked to Aaron in a while. He's been doing some 457 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:16.000 fun stuff, and like at some point soon we probably 458 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:20.319 will do a big fun Patreon like special where we 459 00:22:20.359 --> 00:22:21.920 could we'll just shoot the shiar for like an hour 460 00:22:22.279 --> 00:22:25.720 and really get into nitty gritty, uncensored thoughts about stuff 461 00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:27.519 in the world and what you've been up to. I 462 00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:30.160 want to hear more about your trip because it sounds 463 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:33.400 like a lot of fun. But you know, most of us, 464 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:36.799 you know, we we know about basically two ways of 465 00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:40.839 saying goodbye to the dead now, cremation and burial. Out 466 00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:43.119 of those two, just add a question before I asked 467 00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:44.559 you at the end what you would pick. What would 468 00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:46.799 you pick out of cremation or burial at this point 469 00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:47.359 in your life. 470 00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:53.240 I had always said burial, Yeah, but I don't know. 471 00:22:53.359 --> 00:22:55.759 The older I'm getting, I'm like, you know, what, fucking 472 00:22:56.000 --> 00:22:57.720 I'm dead, just creaming at me, And then. 473 00:22:58.079 --> 00:23:00.920 Yeah, I'm the same way. But I want to go out. 474 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:03.200 Viking style, put me out of my misery. 475 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:06.519 I want my body to be on a boat. It's fight. 476 00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:08.440 Chelsea told that to her dad, but I was like, 477 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:10.000 I just want to be pushed out in the fucking 478 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:12.319 and then you fire like arrows at me and to 479 00:23:12.359 --> 00:23:15.720 see who fucking hits it. This is like lightly on fire. 480 00:23:16.079 --> 00:23:19.680 I a Viking town so this time was founded by Vikings. 481 00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:22.279 Really so they raped and pillaged. 482 00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:26.799 And then burnt our entire town to the ground and 483 00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:27.359 took it over. 484 00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:33.880 So yeah, predictable, right, pretty cool white people man, So uh, 485 00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:37.960 we will dig a little deeper. Uh, though, you may 486 00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:41.839 be surprised to know about some strange and creative, straight 487 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:46.400 up strange ass funerals that different culture cultures around the 488 00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:50.000 world practice, from offering their bodies to vultures to beating 489 00:23:50.039 --> 00:23:53.400 the corpse to a pulp. There's some crazy ways to 490 00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:56.960 dispose of a dead body. This might get me hate 491 00:23:57.240 --> 00:24:00.839 a little bit, but you know who Uh do you 492 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:09.079 know what country in quotations has the biggest skin bank? Nope, 493 00:24:09.680 --> 00:24:13.359 it like where they like they take people's skin. Can 494 00:24:13.359 --> 00:24:15.880 you guess I've never even heard of the skin bank? 495 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.759 So you know how like they have Like you know, 496 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:20.240 people want organs and stuff like that. People also need 497 00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:23.319 skin for grass, skin grafts and all sorts of stuff. 498 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.000 Can you can you? And also other things and when 499 00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:40.599 you understand what I'm talking about. Can you guess. 500 00:24:35.920 --> 00:24:37.920 It's not the obvious sentence to state it's is it? 501 00:24:38.720 --> 00:24:38.799 No? 502 00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:41.799 The u K. 503 00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:48.119 Israel And when you think about what chopping chop chop chop, 504 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:55.279 you know what they do? The foreskin so gross, but 505 00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:57.720 there is a foreskin cream, so it's not out of 506 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:01.799 the ordinary. They promoted on Ellen that monster of a 507 00:25:02.359 --> 00:25:08.000 Jeffrey Epsteed island chick. But like, yeah, according to this documentary, 508 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:12.640 I was like looking at and they they they use it, 509 00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:16.279 and mostly without people's knowledge, and specifically with soldiers too. 510 00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:18.960 Once they're dead, they actually like skin them and take 511 00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:22.559 their skin to be used for like graphs or whatever 512 00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:26.119 else is they're being used for, because people need human 513 00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:30.200 body parts to survive in people. 514 00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:34.039 I think if I needed skin graphs or anything like 515 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:37.000 that or in any of those situations, the last place 516 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:39.559 I would want to be getting something like that is 517 00:25:39.599 --> 00:25:40.359 fucking Israel. 518 00:25:41.079 --> 00:25:44.119 I know, one hundred percent. Well, just just way because 519 00:25:44.119 --> 00:25:47.160 we have some stuff to talk about eventually that will 520 00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:49.359 not be specifically on YouTube, but you'll see a bit 521 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:51.839 of it. I have a lot of ideas for the show, 522 00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:54.480 and like I've said, I know I don't trust either 523 00:25:54.519 --> 00:25:56.920 side of what's going on in the world. I never will, 524 00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:00.519 I never have, and I don't trust the main media 525 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.000 when they're telling us. But you know, the right wingers 526 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.279 are going a little crazy, and then the left wingers 527 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:08.759 are going a little crazy, and everyone's a little fucking crazy. 528 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:12.599 Right now, calm your shit and realize who's orchestrating everything 529 00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.519 around the world. You know, I always say that, Imagine, 530 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:19.799 imagine these huge protests, thousands of people, if they realize 531 00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:22.920 they're all wanting the same thing. Everyone wants peace, love, respect, 532 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:25.279 and to like you know, live own a house and 533 00:26:25.319 --> 00:26:28.039 have children and you know, live their life out and 534 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:31.640 in peace and happiness. It could change the world if 535 00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:34.680 people realize how much the power is in our hands, 536 00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:36.759 if we would just come together and hold hands. It's 537 00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:39.720 not like commercial all like black, white, and indigenous people 538 00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:43.200 like holding hands across the world, hands across the America. 539 00:26:43.519 --> 00:26:45.279 But do you know what it is right Like we're 540 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:49.240 led to believe that like where the minor reaity. So 541 00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:52.680 for example, like the two of us, are you know, 542 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:56.160 hearty something you're old white guys. Whether we're from different 543 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:58.079 parts of the world is kind of irrelevant. With a 544 00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:02.039 similar top pattern, so like where that minority and it's like, Okay, 545 00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:04.960 it's this minority and that minority, but we're actually the majority, 546 00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:07.799 just people, just the general population, like. 547 00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:09.799 There is only one race, the human race. 548 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:12.799 You know, very true. It is kind of wild when 549 00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:14.920 you readly think about it's actually quite frustrating that we 550 00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:18.599 can't just go, you know, actually, fuck this, let's just 551 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:19.839 do something about it. 552 00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:24.960 It's it's there's brainwashing and conditioning. I was gonna, let's 553 00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:26.799 just get into this. I want to say one thing. 554 00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:29.119 There is a video of a lady and she's like 555 00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:33.200 her eyes bulging out of her fucking head and she's 556 00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:36.480 like claiming that she's she's had inflammation and all these 557 00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:39.359 strokes and and stuff like that, and then her and 558 00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:42.119 everyone in the comments are blaming on COVID, and I 559 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:45.160 was like, no, no, I'm gonna do a video on 560 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:46.599 it because I saved it because I'm like, I want 561 00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:49.400 to respond to this. No, it's probably the shit that 562 00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:53.519 you injected into yourself, a medical experiment that was forced 563 00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:57.000 upon the public. But like the comments and the people 564 00:27:57.039 --> 00:27:59.480 that are like, oh, I'm so sorry, COVID's been tough. Dada, 565 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:03.160 what are you talking about? Man? What are you talking about. 566 00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:05.440 I don't even know if I caught COVID. I don't 567 00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:07.200 even know if it even exists the way they think 568 00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:09.400 it does, or if it's just some sort of flu virus. 569 00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:13.039 I got sick as far as my knowledge, around Christmas 570 00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:15.400 for about a week and it was the sickest I've 571 00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:16.960 been for a while, where it was just like a 572 00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:18.319 real flu. Look. I felt like I was a kid 573 00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:20.839 where I was like, ah, this sucks. My definitely knows 574 00:28:20.839 --> 00:28:23.000 and I have a fever. Ah. But I survived and 575 00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:25.519 I was fine, and I didn't get tested or anything. 576 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:28.880 And these people that are so polarized to focus on 577 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:33.559 like this is what did this to me? What's so weird? Man? 578 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:35.440 Viruses existed forever, dude. 579 00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:37.720 That's yeah, that's the weird thing. It's like, you don't 580 00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:40.000 have COVID unless you test for COVID. 581 00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:41.240 Yeah, so strange. 582 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:43.599 So it's like it's a really bizarre thing. Actually, I 583 00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:45.240 know we're getting into this now. Are we going to 584 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:48.920 talk about do you I don't know like what you 585 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:50.759 have done in your notes, but have you got down, 586 00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:54.160 like I guess, your traditional idea of like a Canadian 587 00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:55.880 burial or funeral. 588 00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:58.799 Oh no, we know what we do, right, We put 589 00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:01.640 our We build like a big like you know, a 590 00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:05.519 big you know, a big thing is sticks, right, it's 591 00:29:05.559 --> 00:29:07.599 a bunch of sticks, right, you get you get it. 592 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:10.759 You get a bunch of sticks. They bring it up right, 593 00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:12.920 and then you put it yourself into like you kind 594 00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:15.240 of build like a damn right on the river, and 595 00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:16.720 then you put your body on there, and then the 596 00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:22.720 beavers come in there, like they'll eat your body. Ad 597 00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.359 you have to poor maple syrup. You have to the 598 00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:29.240 pour male syrup all over your body, and the beavers 599 00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:30.960 come in and then the blue jays just kind of 600 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:31.839 peck out your eyes. 601 00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:35.759 That's a second there where I was like, wait a second, 602 00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:37.319 is he actually telling me something? 603 00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:40.839 We just do the basic bullshit, but really, like, if 604 00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:44.240 you're gonna go full out Canadian, it'd be like hockey 605 00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:46.640 players beat the living ship out of your corpse until 606 00:29:46.680 --> 00:29:48.200 you can put sticks on top of it, and then 607 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:49.839 the beavers come in and eat your corpse. 608 00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:54.400 But I'm actually being like genuine so like, what's a 609 00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:58.680 like a really quick breakdown? I guess typically, okay, so 610 00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:02.200 go forbid somebody and your family dies tomorrow. What's the 611 00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:04.279 process we. 612 00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:07.319 Throw them off a cliff. I'm just kidding. Uh. We 613 00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:12.039 Mostly it is either the same old, same old as 614 00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:13.920 the States and a lot of other places in the 615 00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:17.559 world where it's either like an open coffin or closed coffin. 616 00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:20.039 And then people come in and then you have the 617 00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:22.519 family lined up and then they're like, you know, like 618 00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.880 sorry for your loss. This is awkward, you know, as 619 00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:30.519 you go through and considering the dude next door just died, 620 00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:32.960 it was kind of the same thing. He got cremated. 621 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:36.000 But I've also Chelsea's grandmother, which most of my family 622 00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:43.079 got creamate, but Chelsea's grandmother was was an open casket 623 00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:46.480 and it was like she'll get a wax statue. It 624 00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:50.400 didn't even look like her. It's freaky looking. And then 625 00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.279 you go by and you're like, you know, you say 626 00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:56.119 your condolences and stuff like that. I was gonna say 627 00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:58.480 the victims, but I was like everyone was a victim, Dad, 628 00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:02.480 the family members of the deceased, uh, you know, and 629 00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:04.519 then it's basically like that where and then you just 630 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:07.000 like at the one I was just at, they like 631 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:10.160 did some these two people did some weird church like 632 00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:13.839 the song, and it was so weird. It was like, oh, 633 00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:18.960 Jesus and just like singing and stuff, and everyone's just like, 634 00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:22.720 you know, tearing up, crying or whatever more or less 635 00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:24.640 like that, or you're like, there's been I've been to 636 00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:26.599 funerals for people that have a drink and like what 637 00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:29.279 I die. What I would like is, you know, I 638 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:30.680 want to be thrown out of a plane and a 639 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.480 Superman costume, so then people will be like, oh shit, 640 00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:36.640 fat Superman just fucking forgot how to fly. That's what 641 00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:39.599 a joke as a teenager. But like, I just want 642 00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:42.400 people to drink and celebrate, right. Everyone thinks it's weird 643 00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:44.359 when people like laugh at funerals or like look it 644 00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:46.039 over at you and be like, why you laughing. It's 645 00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:48.680 like I want my life celebrated for what I've done. 646 00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:51.880 And hopefully now with all this stuff, my kids, kids, 647 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:54.599 kids can listen to me talk and I'm putting it 648 00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:59.039 all on one terabyte drive, all the episodes and eventually 649 00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:00.559 I have another one that's gonna do for the video 650 00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:03.799 aspect and my uh you know, kids, kids, kids can 651 00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:04.680 hear me. 652 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:09.279 Yea from the past. 653 00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:12.000 So we've talked about the Irish traditions, at least some 654 00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:14.119 of them are people like drink and toast and toast 655 00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:16.359 whiskey or whatever. But I definitely know there's that one 656 00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:20.119 where the guy's the speaker in his coffin where it's 657 00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:23.559 supposed to be that comedy. 658 00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:26.359 Yeah, that's an Irish traveler. That's what that was, where 659 00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:27.240 he's going like, hello. 660 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.920 That's so funny because we're watching the Challenge. It's a 661 00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:34.720 it's a guilty pleasure of mine. It's a show that's reality, 662 00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:37.119 but they you know, they battle against each other. It's 663 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:39.720 one of the best challenge shows to exist. And one 664 00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:42.440 of these like gay dudes that are on it, he's 665 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:45.359 he was an Irish. He kept saying I'm Irish gypsy. 666 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:47.960 And I was like, that motherfucker is a traveler. And 667 00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:50.000 then Chelsea's like what And I was like a traveler, 668 00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:51.559 like it's a good same thing as a gypsy or whatever, 669 00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:54.119 and he says he's a traveler like that gypsy technically, 670 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:55.519 and I was like me and Air did a whole 671 00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:57.519 episode about that that's on Patreon right now. 672 00:32:58.079 --> 00:32:59.920 I would refer to them like I was telling you. 673 00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:03.000 I worked on that Haunt in a place not far 674 00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:07.240 from here recently, and on the final night the Saturday 675 00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:11.720 before Halloween, the busiest night came out, so many tickets 676 00:33:11.720 --> 00:33:15.799 sold and everything, and the fucking Tinkers ruined it. 677 00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:18.400 It's if you just like dismissed a beat, it could 678 00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:19.400 sound way worse. 679 00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:23.799 The sixty between sixty and eighty Tinkers show no way 680 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:27.000 really and like basically just ruined the entire event. I 681 00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:29.839 was dressed up actually that night because they were short 682 00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:32.400 of people, so I had dressed up. Actually I need 683 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:35.400 to I'll try and find a photograph. We'll do a 684 00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:40.359 Patriot episode the bloody face mask from American Harbor story. 685 00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:43.119 And I actually I had a chainsaw, like an actual chainsaw, 686 00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:45.079 and they tried to steal it from me in the 687 00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:49.359 middle of like the like restaurant area, so like I 688 00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.440 had to go and like lock everything away and get 689 00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:54.839 changed and basically do security for night because they just 690 00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:56.119 ruined the entire event. 691 00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:58.839 Of course they did. They don't know how to behave 692 00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:01.279 because they've never been behaved animals. 693 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:03.839 No, it was just the reason I asked about traditional 694 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:07.319 funerals was because and I wasn't sure. I wanted to 695 00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:08.920 see if you would say it like over here we 696 00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:11.760 have that like you mentioned open casket and stuff. 697 00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:14.559 We call it awake. Yeah, we like the same thing. 698 00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:18.960 Yeah, like the word the body would come to the 699 00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:24.480 house in the cascas. Yeah, like it could be here. Yeah, 700 00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:27.800 Like it all depends on I guess the family and stuff, 701 00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:30.719 Like the body could be left there for like a week, 702 00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.199 three days a week. It all depends on the family, 703 00:34:33.239 --> 00:34:35.840 and like the family just sit there and kind of 704 00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:37.679 look at it, and people just come in and. 705 00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:40.480 Nice, he's dead. 706 00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:44.159 Cool version of that person. 707 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.960 So fucked up see everything, especially after I've had like 708 00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:50.159 a very strong beer and I have another one again 709 00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:52.679 about to be on the go. Is there's so many 710 00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:54.480 things that like I think about when it comes to 711 00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:55.960 my show and your show that I want to do. 712 00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:58.519 House of Wax has to be done for a deep dive. 713 00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:03.360 I love movie as much as like so good, so 714 00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.559 good for what it is and for fucking Paris Hilton 715 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:11.480 being in great movie. All right, so let's get into this. Also, 716 00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:15.280 there were I see it, there was Oh no, what 717 00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:17.800 I want to do? And sorry people, you're getting we 718 00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:20.280 haven't seen each other in so fucking long. Uh. The 719 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:23.559 Vincent Mask got's sick. It's such a it's such a 720 00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:26.440 good slasher film for what it is. You know what 721 00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:28.880 I want to do, which I think we need to do, 722 00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:32.119 which would be an awesome episode. It's technically not really 723 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:38.039 horror a Clockwork Orange. Oh yeah, dude, would be such 724 00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:40.599 a good deep dive. There's so much information about that 725 00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:42.599 movie and the way they push the boundaries. 726 00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:46.880 It's we need to dress up in the weird dude. 727 00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:49.639 When I went my last Halloween, dude, actually not my 728 00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:51.599 technical last. I did go out when I was sixteen 729 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:54.239 and we my friend tried to attempt to get candy, 730 00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:56.079 and we did, but most people were like, I can 731 00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:59.039 actually no, so that's another lie. It's another lie. Me 732 00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:00.599 and Chelsea did go out when I was eighteen, and 733 00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:03.079 the guy was like, I can sue your scruff because 734 00:36:03.079 --> 00:36:04.679 I had a beard and I was wearing a mask 735 00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:06.400 but he could see my beard through it. And I 736 00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:08.039 was like, man, I'm just trying to get some weird drunk. 737 00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:11.199 And we just went around like the neighborhood where I lived, 738 00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:12.440 and I was like, man, I can get some free 739 00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.400 fucking candy and uh, even though we could probably buy 740 00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:19.280 our own, but I dressed up like Alex from Klock 741 00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:21.920 of Orange. I was about thirteen, and I went with 742 00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:24.119 all these kids that just wanted to get high and 743 00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:26.360 didn't actually want to participate in Halloween, where I was like, 744 00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:28.440 I dressed up and they all laughed at me, like 745 00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:30.039 what the fuck are you wearing because they obviously never 746 00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.079 saw the movie. And I was like, you know, I 747 00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:33.800 hung out with these kids because they gave me free weed, 748 00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:36.559 and I was I did a good like full on 749 00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:40.199 the whole costume, and uh, I didn't really get to 750 00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:42.440 use it. And then some girl that didn't like me 751 00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:43.960 chase me down tried to like kick me in the 752 00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:45.800 nuts cause other jock on and I wasn't fun. 753 00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:48.960 So we definitely need to do that them. 754 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.119 So Fun Man one of my favorite films, even though 755 00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.400 it's kind of Raype It's fucked dude. Actually that she 756 00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:55.480 when I was fucking thirteen. 757 00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:57.599 Man, Yeah, I remember being ready afraid of that. 758 00:36:57.719 --> 00:37:01.000 It was really young. So that's getting this. So in 759 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:06.800 the Miami region of Papua New Guinea, they're these red 760 00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:10.840 corpses hang from a cliff. Is a death ritual that 761 00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:14.159 preserves the body. Uh. The locals smoke them and string 762 00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:16.480 them up and hang them on the face cliff. This 763 00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:18.920 is the ways the body can look down and protect 764 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:25.119 the village. That crazy. I did think. I had thought. 765 00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:30.000 I thought an image look at the ship man, look 766 00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.400 at that not a while Why would you do that? 767 00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:37.000 It was like, let's just hang bodies in coffins from 768 00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:40.800 the hilltops and just fucking It's like it walked over everything. 769 00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:47.920 I mean, it's I don't know, like it. I often 770 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:49.800 see things like this, and I suppose we have no 771 00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:52.400 context because we've never really been exposed to that in 772 00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:55.480 like a physical form. Like someone could show me something 773 00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:58.239 like that and they go, oh, that's crazy. Imagine actually 774 00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.639 being somewhere where that's like, oh. 775 00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:03.960 Yeah, no, that's not the image that I was thinking 776 00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:06.320 it is. I don't know if I could show the 777 00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:10.880 image that's from one coming up uh very soon. But 778 00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:14.159 that's crazy because it says these red corpses hang from 779 00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:18.880 a cliff and they preserve the bodies. The locals smoke 780 00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:21.559 them like they smoke pork, I guess, and then they 781 00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:25.440 string them up, which is wild to be like there, 782 00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:28.159 and you know, when we start diving eventually, I want 783 00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:30.800 to dive into like uh, you know, the Dead Sea 784 00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:35.880 scrolls and stuff like that, and and the Tibetan the 785 00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:38.119 Betan Book of the Dead, which I both, but I 786 00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:41.039 want to read through them. It is not gonna lie. 787 00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:43.639 The Egyptian Book of the Dead is kind of dry. 788 00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:46.599 It's just the way it's written obviously is the half 789 00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:50.159 of years ago. Uh, but it's not as exciting as 790 00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:51.639 you think it would. The Tibetan Book of the Dead 791 00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:54.760 is actually fairly interesting compared to that. But I want 792 00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:57.079 to read through both. I got some really cool copies 793 00:38:57.079 --> 00:38:58.920 of these books, especially what one got it for me, 794 00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:00.239 and I want to get into stuff like that. But 795 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:02.760 like it's just the interesting idea that everyone's always thought 796 00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:05.840 that they need to preserve death, you know what I mean, 797 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:09.239 and like get people ready for the afterlife, like Egyptians 798 00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:12.119 spent most of their life, especially for the Pharaohs and stuff, 799 00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.199 getting them ready for their death most of their life. 800 00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:15.480 You know. 801 00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:20.440 Yeah, yeah, it's it's a really weird concept, like the 802 00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:24.360 whole idea of like dying and being dead, and even 803 00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:27.159 like I said, things like you know, waking a body 804 00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:30.079 out at the house, Like I've been in those situations 805 00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:33.239 and thankfully it hasn't been anyone like super super super 806 00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:35.880 close to me, but like I look at the person 807 00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.159 and like you said, the best way I can compare. 808 00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:39.280 It is like a wax figure. 809 00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:42.360 But I'm like looking at it and I'm like, like, 810 00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:46.400 where are they or what? Like are they experiencing anything 811 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.719 right now? Or do they like notice is going on 812 00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:52.039 like from like somewhere else or like what. It's just 813 00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:53.639 such a bizarre It's like you were alive. 814 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:55.920 And thank God for stream Yard. 815 00:39:56.039 --> 00:40:00.559 And I just realized both neither of us are recording. Yes, 816 00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:03.920 I started. I started recording about four minutes after we 817 00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:04.880 started the episode. 818 00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:07.800 I have recorded it all, so we'll take it off 819 00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.440 from stream Yard. So if people are wondering why the 820 00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:12.960 audio is a little strange, that's why. But it should 821 00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.719 sound pretty crispy. And that's been pretty good, you know. 822 00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:18.760 We we're excited to see each other. It's been so 823 00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:22.119 long and just fucking goes off without a hitch. Not 824 00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:29.559 really so endo cannibalism in the Amazon rainforest the Yama 825 00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:33.440 know me, me tribe whatever. I'm just gonna yeah, know 826 00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:39.800 me mom tribe prepared a corpse, uh you know, for eating, 827 00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:43.800 so that the soul could go to paradise when a 828 00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:46.079 loved one dies. They wrap the corpse in leaves and 829 00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:50.039 allow the bugs to indulge a little over a month later, 830 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:53.920 the bones are made into banana soup for everybody, and 831 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:56.719 a little over a year later, the ashes are mixed 832 00:40:56.800 --> 00:41:03.960 into a plantain soup. That is crazy. I mean that 833 00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:08.960 have you ever at some point I want to get 834 00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:14.440 into cannibalistic tribes and lost tribes. We did it way 835 00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:16.360 back in the day. That will eventually come out on Patreon. 836 00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:20.039 It's gone from the main platforms, but eventually have plans 837 00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:22.559 put on Patreon. There's a lot of lost tapes episodes, 838 00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:28.920 Like I'm not even joking, there's probably over fifty episodes 839 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:33.360 that have been xed from the show. Oh wow, that many, Yeah, 840 00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:36.639 forty to fifty probably maybe thirty. Yeah, but I feel 841 00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:40.840 like it's it's been a lot just from when we started, 842 00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:43.320 and I was like, oh, do we need to say that? 843 00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:46.920 But you know, for the fans that truly enjoy the show, 844 00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:50.079 they will be on Patreon, like, And the thing is, 845 00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.280 I think it's necessary where I'm even gonna release some 846 00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:54.639 of the episodes that me and Justin did some people 847 00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:59.559 will never see or hear. But you know, at the beginning, 848 00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:02.639 we were getting plastered and there was no really censorship 849 00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:05.400 in the way there's today, And it's not the same 850 00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:08.639 kind of thing, being very bold. Yeah, what do you 851 00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:09.559 think of banana soup? 852 00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:12.360 Not much? 853 00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:13.760 I have a job. 854 00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:16.679 Have you ever heard of. 855 00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.360 Sausage soup, like blood sausage. 856 00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:27.559 Yeah, like like like a sausage like in some form. 857 00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.039 Of water or something disgusted. 858 00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:34.239 So I had a he would have been like my, 859 00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:38.039 I guess great uncle if you could call him anything. 860 00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:41.719 And oh so he wasn't that great, eh. 861 00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:47.039 And he was like typical I think, like old school 862 00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:52.719 Irish guy kind of up until he died in like 863 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:56.199 the early two thousands, dressed like he was in Darby 864 00:42:56.199 --> 00:43:00.400 o Gild and the little people, you know, all kind 865 00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:04.519 of with that like checkered like like jacket and all 866 00:43:04.519 --> 00:43:06.519 that kind of shit. And like he would always go 867 00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:09.039 to this little small like traditional Irish pub and like 868 00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:12.480 drink every day and like be ship faced everything. 869 00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:14.760 When you're talking about that, like touch you in the night. 870 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:20.840 No, that's not him, that's the other on. Yeah. He 871 00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:23.199 used to like he would come in like fucking out 872 00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:25.280 of his mind drunk and he would just get whatever 873 00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:27.280 he had in the kitchen, so like he would put 874 00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:32.639 like like bacon, sausages, anything like that and put it 875 00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:34.679 all in a puff and then fill it with water 876 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:38.360 and just boil it. Ew man, I know right, he 877 00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:39.360 died of troll cancer. 878 00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:42.280 That's fucked you, I know. 879 00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:46.679 Yeah, yeah, cigarettes, alcohol and then that really cool sound 880 00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:50.480 and dice fu. Yeah he put like potato in us. 881 00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:51.519 He just put any whatever. 882 00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.840 Crazy what people will do to try to survive while 883 00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:57.480 they're like inebriated. 884 00:43:56.800 --> 00:43:59.079 You know, a really good idea? 885 00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:03.679 So crazy? Uh so burial beads. Many people in South 886 00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:07.159 Korea opt to compress the remains of the dead person 887 00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.440 into gem like beads and different colors, which are then 888 00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:14.039 displayed at the home. I actually kind of dig that. 889 00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:18.800 I don't know, there's something about that, Like, you know, 890 00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:22.920 if Chelsea died and I can have some beads of 891 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:24.719 her made off her remains, I feel like I'd be 892 00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:25.280 into that ship. 893 00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:30.800 Where would you put said beads? 894 00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:36.280 Nothing? Yeah, I would you use them as anal beads. 895 00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:39.599 That's the minute you said burial beads, I was like, huh, 896 00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:40.280 I thought I had. 897 00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:43.480 A picture of them, but I guess I doubt this 898 00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:45.480 is like a real thing. Uh too. 899 00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:49.119 It doesn't matter anymore now because everybody listens. Just picture 900 00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:51.119 and anal beads it's true. 901 00:44:51.480 --> 00:44:55.719 Imagine putting like magine you know, you're a wild guy, man, 902 00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:58.639 you're like a swinger, and you like have your grandma's 903 00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:01.880 remains and beads, and then you know, Jeffrey comes over 904 00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:05.079 with his wife and then he finds them and he's like, 905 00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:07.719 check out these anal beads. I just shoved up my ass. 906 00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:10.239 He's like shaking around like it's a tail, and it's 907 00:45:10.280 --> 00:45:15.199 like your grandma's remains in those beads. I hope everyone. 908 00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:19.920 Loves am I right and saying that if somebody gets creamated, 909 00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:23.239 now you can like can you make a jewelry or 910 00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:25.760 some ship out of ashes or. 911 00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:29.920 There? We might get into it, but I think that's 912 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:33.000 kind of cool though realistically, like I think that's cool. 913 00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:36.280 I have my grand I have both my grandparents in 914 00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:39.039 a jar. And the crazy thing is in the jar. 915 00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:41.000 It's not just like it's not just ashes. There's like 916 00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:44.039 little fragments of bones and we don't know what to 917 00:45:44.079 --> 00:45:47.480 do with them. But what I've wanted to do, but 918 00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:50.199 it wouldn't be enough to fill it. Actually I could 919 00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:52.480 be a small one, but you know, like the crystal 920 00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:55.599 skull of vodka. I want to I want to put 921 00:45:55.599 --> 00:46:00.480 them in that, but then it's not enough surprising to 922 00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:03.039 fill it. But you can get like the smaller versions, 923 00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:05.840 like the Mickey bottles or whatever. I know, Mickey is 924 00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:11.119 in your language, but it's verygage. It's a very small 925 00:46:11.119 --> 00:46:14.400 bottle of liquor. It would be cool to like have 926 00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:17.599 them in like a skull, Like this is my grandparents' ashes. 927 00:46:17.639 --> 00:46:22.039 I snored every Friday. Eventually, though disappearance. 928 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:25.079 My I my language. 929 00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:28.280 So this is the one I was showing earlier. About 930 00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:34.599 four centuries ago, the Bo people of China's Chikuan Province 931 00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:40.000 hung these wooden tombs from cliffs. It is unknown whether 932 00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:44.960 the intention of the suspended burials burials was kept to 933 00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:47.880 keep the coffin out of reach from animals or to 934 00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:51.280 be within the reach of the gods, an ancient death ritual. 935 00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:56.320 These tombs are approaching three thousand years old, so nobody's 936 00:46:56.400 --> 00:47:03.320 disturbed them. That shit is wild, man, not Crazy's like, 937 00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:08.960 why I know, because that's what they believe. Man, Why 938 00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:10.679 do we fucking bury people in the ground? 939 00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:16.159 That is true, And that's like anybody I like know 940 00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:19.079 of has been buried, and that's like a really big 941 00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:21.239 thing here. I don't know if that's like more so 942 00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:23.360 on Ireland, but I feel like way more people get 943 00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:25.000 buried versus cremated. 944 00:47:26.360 --> 00:47:29.360 Realistically, yeah, more and more people are getting cremated now 945 00:47:29.920 --> 00:47:33.199 a days. But there's like I think there's like a 946 00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:36.119 religious kind of belief of being buried where they don't 947 00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:38.519 want to burn your remains because then people are gonna 948 00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:41.320 be afraid that, like what, your body's gonna be a 949 00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:43.960 bunch of ash in the afterlife. Like I don't understand that. 950 00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:47.039 But there's like there's funerals everywhere. There's a funeral down 951 00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:49.599 the street that me and Billy recorded at and used 952 00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:52.039 the Ouiji board and then it said told us to die. 953 00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:54.280 But then Billy said that he wrote that on purpose, 954 00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:58.239 and I was like, I don't know if I trust you. 955 00:47:58.280 --> 00:47:58.440 Man. 956 00:47:58.480 --> 00:48:01.480 You look pretty scared in that moment, dude, dude, But 957 00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:06.519 it takes a lot. It takes a lot to provoke 958 00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:08.960 the dead, right, It takes a while using Wiji boards 959 00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:11.800 and stuff like that. And we were outside and it 960 00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:14.000 was like this time, it was like November. It actual 961 00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:16.360 looks nice that right now, but it was like cold 962 00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:19.400 and we were like freezing. There was snow on the ground. 963 00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:21.199 We're trying to use the wigible while our hands are 964 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:23.719 drying up into brittle while we're trying to do it. 965 00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:27.239 And I feel like either Billy moved it or I 966 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:31.400 don't know, he's manipulating me. But we could. We didn't 967 00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:33.519 get much answers, but like I said, man, why would 968 00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:37.280 you find ghost in a fucking in a cemetery? Why 969 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:39.639 wouldn't they go to where they were most? Like, you know, 970 00:48:39.880 --> 00:48:41.719 or if I was dead and I woke up in 971 00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:44.480 a fucking cemetery, I go to the nearest house and 972 00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:45.280 be like, do you have beer? 973 00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:45.559 Man? 974 00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.480 And then when I realized that I was dead, I'd 975 00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:51.639 just haunt him, you know, look into the fucking eighteen 976 00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:53.840 year old daughter's room at night, know some fun stuff. 977 00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:00.960 And I always picture a being like this would be 978 00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:09.639 like Kevin Bacon in fucking Hollow Man. I know, I 979 00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:12.239 know technically, like that's an invisible man theory, but I 980 00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:13.519 was like, you know what, if I come back to 981 00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:17.639 some kind of spirit, I'm gonna be badass like Kevin Bacon. 982 00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:19.760 We need to do that movie. I saw that movie 983 00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:22.320 way too young, younger than I should have watched it. 984 00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:28.719 I watched that only recently and still good because it's 985 00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:30.079 a good dissection movie. 986 00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:31.840 It still holds up. 987 00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:34.639 It's a good movie to dissect and be like, what 988 00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:38.119 would be the repercussions? What would you do? Even the 989 00:49:38.159 --> 00:49:40.000 new Invisible Man, it's pretty good. But the idea of 990 00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:44.159 what what people would do if they were invisible, you know, 991 00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:46.960 I'd do some shady stuff. I'd have a bunch of ideas. 992 00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:51.440 I can't lie but I right now I'm not even 993 00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:55.000 going to finish what like exactly what they would do, 994 00:49:56.039 --> 00:49:59.800 but just have a quick thing. Everybody, listen, if you 995 00:49:59.800 --> 00:50:02.559 were invisible for a day, I think of the first 996 00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:05.719 thing you would do, That's what I would do. 997 00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:08.920 I was like, gonna say it. I was like, don't 998 00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:14.039 need too Yeah there. I don't know. Man, The idea 999 00:50:14.039 --> 00:50:16.199 of like being a ghost haunting someone seems a lot 1000 00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:17.599 of fun now, Like I feel like I'd want to 1001 00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:19.679 stay in purgatory for like a little bit, just to 1002 00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:20.760 like fuck with people. 1003 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:24.639 But you'd be like, I think I made this joke 1004 00:50:24.679 --> 00:50:27.559 before about something, but you'd be like that tit headed dude. 1005 00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:32.559 Put a bra on my head. I'll be like the Bigfoot, 1006 00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:35.159 you know. I just wants to squeeze, just wants a 1007 00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:40.559 little squeeze, Just I can just picture you mean, God, 1008 00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.679 damn it, why am I here? Man? I couldn't over 1009 00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.920 they overpowered me. When he's like they he realized that, 1010 00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:50.920 I was like, I've probably it's weird because I probably 1011 00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:53.039 watched a little Nikky like three times in the past 1012 00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:56.880 like two months. It's like, want go to when I'm drunk, 1013 00:50:56.960 --> 00:51:03.519 and it's still funny. Well, the evil it is. The 1014 00:51:03.559 --> 00:51:07.840 painting features sati ceremony, where a woman follows her husband 1015 00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:12.400 onto the funeral pyre. Now banned in India. Sati is 1016 00:51:12.440 --> 00:51:21.199 a funeral ritual where in a new widow emolates herself. 1017 00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:25.440 It might be burns, but burns herself, also also called 1018 00:51:25.519 --> 00:51:31.519 a widow burning. Sati is int was intended to show 1019 00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:36.880 the sacrifice of a true wife, though this Hindu ritual 1020 00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:41.639 is now illegal and considered violence against women. Give me 1021 00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:46.320 a break, man, emolates. I don't know, I've never seen 1022 00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:51.599 that word before. That's interesting, But essentially, so your wife 1023 00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:55.199 is so devoted to you that once you die, she 1024 00:51:55.440 --> 00:51:57.960 just like they just burn her alive because she wants 1025 00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:00.639 to meet you in the afterlife. Honestly, be very hell 1026 00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:06.480 happy if Chelsea did that, would you, yeah, like, come on, 1027 00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:08.360 join me. Okay if we have kids, if we have 1028 00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:11.280 a kid, stayed alive for the kid. But if I'm 1029 00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:13.719 like eighty five and our kids are grown, they have kids, 1030 00:52:13.880 --> 00:52:15.920 and you're she's also like eighty five because we're like 1031 00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:21.880 around the same age. Yeah, you know, come join. 1032 00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:27.719 Me in the fune roll of Hearts and a nofa 1033 00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:35.519 Cutie we love is a gun separating were. 1034 00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:39.039 From I said the lyrics? Do you ever listen to him? 1035 00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:43.280 Yeah, you need to. You need to clip that out 1036 00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:45.480 and just put that up on social media. 1037 00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.519 I was gonna do that with that Hawthorne Heights thing 1038 00:52:47.559 --> 00:52:50.280 I did. I'd never remember to do that. If you 1039 00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:50.760 listen to. 1040 00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:57.719 Him, Yeah, I nearly. I nearly went for the generic. Yeah, 1041 00:52:58.079 --> 00:53:00.280 Like I was like so close to that in my 1042 00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:01.400 first we Like. 1043 00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:03.679 It's crazy for all the like audio listeners stuff like 1044 00:53:03.679 --> 00:53:05.280 that for everyone as a fan of this show, Like, 1045 00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:10.039 it is bizarre how much me and Aaron are like 1046 00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:13.440 replicas of each other, just look different and the way 1047 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:17.039 we think that what we like, Like my mention him 1048 00:53:17.079 --> 00:53:19.280 to people, they're like, what, like the don't even understand 1049 00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:22.960 what it is, but like and I blare it at 1050 00:53:23.039 --> 00:53:25.079 work sometimes and I'm like man, I probably sound it 1051 00:53:25.079 --> 00:53:27.679 looking like such a fruit. That's very it's love metal. 1052 00:53:28.239 --> 00:53:32.119 Yeah, dude, I used to fucking play that shit so 1053 00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:35.920 much I actually got burnt out. And I haven't listened 1054 00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:36.559 to them so long. 1055 00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:39.760 I might actually start all that music I still have 1056 00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:42.199 on my playlists, like antray You and all this emo shit. 1057 00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:44.400 Same. I just never listened to what I need to 1058 00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:45.480 actually put that on again. 1059 00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:48.480 Oh I've been I've been jiving that stuff for a while. 1060 00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:51.320 And it is crazy because like that whole music is 1061 00:53:51.360 --> 00:53:53.639 like the idea of like, well, I'm gonna I'm gonna 1062 00:53:53.719 --> 00:53:56.519 leave the earth for you because if you leave the earth, 1063 00:53:56.599 --> 00:53:58.880 you know, if you hurt my heart, I'm gonna you know, 1064 00:53:58.960 --> 00:54:01.239 off myself and and I'll come meet you in the 1065 00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:02.719 afterlife like that, right. 1066 00:54:03.960 --> 00:54:07.039 I mean, if someone could somehow prove to me that 1067 00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.639 that was the case, I would have no issue with it. 1068 00:54:08.679 --> 00:54:09.719 Then Yeah, I'd be down for it. 1069 00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:13.360 Even uh do you know, do you know Silverstein smashed 1070 00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:17.000 into Pieces? You know that song? That song came out 1071 00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:20.480 at work and I was like just laughing my ass 1072 00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:22.960 off with the idea. It's just like his The whole 1073 00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:25.679 thing is he wants to like I'm gonna does what 1074 00:54:26.000 --> 00:54:31.000 off a Gossolin story because of her, because of a girl. 1075 00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:35.079 He just wants to like off himself for a woman. 1076 00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:41.159 The whole libray is like it's I'd rather die than 1077 00:54:41.239 --> 00:54:46.639 have to see your smile, you know, Like that's okay. 1078 00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:50.800 You just reminded me of something really funny. I seen yesterday, 1079 00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:52.800 and it's it's probably been on the internet for like 1080 00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:54.719 twenty five years now at this stage, but I saw 1081 00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:56.920 it on TikTok the other day and it was somebody's 1082 00:54:56.960 --> 00:54:59.559 dog and they had put like a black email fringe 1083 00:54:59.599 --> 00:55:03.039 on him so fine, and like it had basically something 1084 00:55:03.119 --> 00:55:05.360 like what you just sang there in that like weird 1085 00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:08.599 Emao voice playing, and like the camera pans and the 1086 00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:10.840 background so first you can't really see what's going on, 1087 00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:13.800 and then it pans around the couch and then like 1088 00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:15.760 the dog just looks across and he has like this 1089 00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:18.400 black fringe across. 1090 00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:21.320 Yeah, it's crazy how many people like like, there's not 1091 00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:23.000 many people as much as they used to. But I 1092 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:25.039 saw one kid like trying to bait Ben Shapiro. I 1093 00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:27.440 think Ben Shapiro is not a cool guy. I think 1094 00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:31.039 he's like propagated by bullshit. But like the kid was 1095 00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:33.039 like kept doing this and like like you know, moving 1096 00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:34.480 his hair out of his eyes, and I was like, man, 1097 00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:37.599 if you only know when that was actually popular, if 1098 00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:39.400 you were around back then, man, you would have been 1099 00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:41.599 the top of the town. Chicks would have loved you. 1100 00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:44.840 And like, you know what. And it's funny because obviously 1101 00:55:44.840 --> 00:55:46.760 this is to me and where I broke this down. 1102 00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:48.800 It's kind of a free for all fun type of 1103 00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:51.639 episode with how I wanted to do it or whatever. 1104 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:56.519 But like I found some of my email pictures and 1105 00:55:56.719 --> 00:56:00.199 I said, we have to do a Patreon episode where 1106 00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:02.960 I show we both show each other pictures of when 1107 00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:04.639 we were younger, and this is gonna happen at some 1108 00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:07.480 point and talk about that whole decade of being emo. 1109 00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:10.280 I want to do it, and then I want to 1110 00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:12.599 cut clips for me to put on like our social 1111 00:56:12.639 --> 00:56:14.000 media so people can see it because I have all 1112 00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:15.679 these pictures of me when I was young where I 1113 00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:17.920 wanted to do like a post of like the young Tomcat. 1114 00:56:18.840 --> 00:56:21.840 You guys, listen, my dad made a fucking joke at 1115 00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:24.360 the wedding. Okay, Like everyone at the wedding called me 1116 00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:29.239 a conspiracy theorist. Everybody, every fucking speech. I'm gonna post 1117 00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:33.079 Billy's speech for everybody that's listening or watching right now, 1118 00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:36.199 and I'm gonna post it because it's funny. His girlfriend 1119 00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:38.800 Robin took a video of him doing a speech is 1120 00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:41.760 funny and talk about like I forgot about this. I 1121 00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:44.719 used to take like soaked wet buns when we start 1122 00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:46.960 working at some Chile as a dishwasher. He's like sixteen, 1123 00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:49.679 and I used to whip fucking soaking wet buns at him. 1124 00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:51.519 I forgot about that. I didn't know I did that, 1125 00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:53.559 or like they would go rock hard and I just 1126 00:56:53.559 --> 00:56:55.480 whip him at the back of his fucking like the 1127 00:56:55.639 --> 00:56:58.239 dishpits with like crack and like it is such a 1128 00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:00.800 loud sound. And then he was like, oh, you know, 1129 00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:03.559 he's whip soaked butts at me. But he said it 1130 00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:06.079 would always be worse if it was a reptilian. He's 1131 00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:08.440 the only one that mentioned the reptilians. But people were 1132 00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:11.599 like laughing. Chelsea's dad called me a conspiracy theorist. And 1133 00:57:11.639 --> 00:57:14.400 then my dad does this speech and he brings up 1134 00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:17.000 when I got suspended. I kept getting suspended for wearing 1135 00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:19.840 makeup in like grade seven or whatever, where I would 1136 00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:21.800 wear like eyeliner and makeup, but it would be like 1137 00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:23.760 up to my eyebrows, so they wouldn't let you do that. 1138 00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:26.239 They wouldn't even let girls do it. So I would 1139 00:57:26.360 --> 00:57:28.440 kept doing it. And then my dad was like, we know, 1140 00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:31.519 you know, I said that we identified as clowns. He 1141 00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:33.119 made he did make a joke about what if our 1142 00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:37.159 religion was we were clowns to the principle that wore 1143 00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:41.320 tight ass leather pants and which was very funny, and 1144 00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:42.920 my dad brought that up. But I had to be like, 1145 00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:47.159 I was very emo. Okay, I'm not a transsexual. I 1146 00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:48.639 didn't say that, but I was like, I'd say I'm 1147 00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:51.280 very I was very emo because I'm like he's like 1148 00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:54.199 we were. He's like, technically he was progressive, and I'm like, 1149 00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:57.920 don't say that. That's not what I was. I would 1150 00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:02.599 love my music, people, can I know? I said it 1151 00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:05.039 was just very funny, and then somebody laughed a bunch 1152 00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:09.079 of pop luck because I was able to say, fuck Trudeau. Uh, Jimmy. 1153 00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:12.800 Chelsea's stepdad is like, the the what do you call 1154 00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:16.000 the MC or whatever the masters ceremonies, and then he's like, 1155 00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:18.679 you know, the sweaters he always wears, and I was like, yeah, 1156 00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:20.920 fuck Trudeau, and a bunch of people were like, man, 1157 00:58:20.960 --> 00:58:23.679 I'm glad you said that. I was like, yeah, just 1158 00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:28.199 a hundred people I could say fuck true too crazy. 1159 00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:29.960 It was a wild time, dude, and we'll have to 1160 00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:33.400 do a Patriot episode for everybody listening to. Uh, just 1161 00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:34.639 shoot the shit kind of thing. 1162 00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:35.360 Uh. 1163 00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:39.159 This is one of my favorites of all time for sure. Uh. 1164 00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:44.320 A sexual Viking funeral m sexy. A ship carrying a 1165 00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:47.079 corpse is set on fire to ease the process of 1166 00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:49.519 getting the body, to ease the process of getting the 1167 00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:52.559 buye to the realm of the dead. A Nor's funeral 1168 00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:57.280 for local leaders also features sexual rights within A slave 1169 00:58:57.320 --> 00:59:01.679 girl would have sex with every man in the village 1170 00:59:02.159 --> 00:59:04.840 and then would be strangled to death with a rope 1171 00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:09.880 and then stabbed by the matriarch of the village, obviously 1172 00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:12.920 the guy in charge, and then her body would then 1173 00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:16.679 join the chieftain on the burning ship. 1174 00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:23.719 I mean, sounds pretty cold for the guys. Seems like 1175 00:59:23.760 --> 00:59:25.679 a waste of fucking boats. Don't how many boats did 1176 00:59:25.679 --> 00:59:26.280 these people have? 1177 00:59:26.599 --> 00:59:31.239 I don't know, Well, they had the slaves making them 1178 00:59:31.360 --> 00:59:38.000 all the Irish you know that's isn't that okay? By far? 1179 00:59:38.119 --> 00:59:40.719 That's probably that was one I told Billy, like an 1180 00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:43.159 episode or two would go like where when people hear this, 1181 00:59:43.239 --> 00:59:44.920 I'm like, Oh, that's the one you're talking about. I 1182 00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:48.519 thought it was the idea of like that. I thought 1183 00:59:48.519 --> 00:59:50.679 when you die, that your wife had to have sex 1184 00:59:50.719 --> 00:59:53.000 with the whole village or whatever. That's what I kind 1185 00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:55.679 of remembered. And then Billy was like, no, I don't 1186 00:59:55.719 --> 00:59:58.599 like that, and I was like, yeah, but it's a 1187 00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:02.840 slave girl that has to so I die. And then 1188 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:06.320 like everyone gets fucked in the village. So there's people. 1189 01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:08.679 There's some horny guy being like, man, I've got laid 1190 01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:10.440 in like a year, and he's like I'm gonna kill 1191 01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:12.440 the chief so I can get laid. 1192 01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:15.320 Will someone fucking die? 1193 01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:16.679 Yeah? 1194 01:00:16.719 --> 01:00:20.199 But them them chicks must have been absolutely ram through. 1195 01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:25.199 Oh, if you're the last guy man, like that must 1196 01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:29.760 have been like I'm trying to think of something extremely 1197 01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.719 gross and I can't even think of it. I thought 1198 01:00:31.719 --> 01:00:33.559 about old spaghetti, you knows, and I was like, that's 1199 01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:38.880 not even close like a whole like yeah, like like 1200 01:00:39.000 --> 01:00:41.400 think about if a bunch of think about it even 1201 01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:43.159 like you know, you think about how jello and how 1202 01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:46.519 fragile it is, like three guys fuck a bowl of jello, 1203 01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:50.320 but this is like twenty thirty forty five. How many 1204 01:00:50.360 --> 01:00:54.000 guys are in that village, just like ram and that shit. 1205 01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:57.079 Everyone that is a male listening to this has watched 1206 01:00:57.079 --> 01:01:02.480 some fucked up porno movie females too, But like you know, ever, 1207 01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:05.039 I feel like if you haven't watched a gang bang, 1208 01:01:05.079 --> 01:01:07.960 you're not truly living. But we all know there looks 1209 01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:10.039 like an old piece of bread that has just been 1210 01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:12.679 fucking smashed into a billion pieces, like a PBA J 1211 01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:14.039 sandwich just opened up. 1212 01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:18.159 For some reason, I picture the scene of Tiny eating 1213 01:01:18.280 --> 01:01:18.920 the cereal. 1214 01:01:19.239 --> 01:01:21.639 Oh yeah, ew slurping it. 1215 01:01:21.960 --> 01:01:24.239 Yeah, but there's like all like the milk and shit, 1216 01:01:24.320 --> 01:01:26.599 it's all and like his mouth is all like gaped open. 1217 01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:29.519 Yeah, Corross, that's a good visual. 1218 01:01:29.320 --> 01:01:31.840 That's probably, and the sound effects that that makes as 1219 01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:33.639 well is probably what it would sound like when you're 1220 01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:37.239 going after after like you know, sixty five dudes of Rancho, 1221 01:01:37.480 --> 01:01:41.119 especially some of big, huge motherfuckers. 1222 01:01:40.599 --> 01:01:42.880 They probably get cocks down her knees, bro and it's 1223 01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:45.280 just like Jesus and then you're you're the last guy, 1224 01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:47.280 but you have the smallest dick and you're like, well, 1225 01:01:47.840 --> 01:01:50.159 yours is like a fucking toothpick, and you're like, I 1226 01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:52.920 I killed the chief for this. I got the game. 1227 01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:55.960 And I would imagine it probably goes in like pecking 1228 01:01:56.079 --> 01:01:59.559 order as well. So it's like all the yeah, like 1229 01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:02.000 the bad dudes get her first, and then like all 1230 01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:05.519 like the fucking tear her open. Yeah, Mongoloids like me. 1231 01:02:05.719 --> 01:02:09.159 Are left at the end going, yeah, just give me 1232 01:02:09.199 --> 01:02:12.480 the mouth. It hasn't been touched yet, you know, I'll 1233 01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:16.360 get the ear canal. Jesus, I thought, this's get fucked up. 1234 01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:20.320 This one is weird. Uh, there's two mourning losses that 1235 01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:25.159 fellow Danny. It's d a d n a I. It's 1236 01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:28.960 like daan I Dani tribe member by cutting off their 1237 01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:33.519 fingers and uh, Papa Papa Indonesia. I want it's not 1238 01:02:33.559 --> 01:02:35.519 the same as Papa dea Guinea, but they copy the 1239 01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:39.079 name papa. Uh. These people used to Uh. These people 1240 01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:43.599 used to amputate their fingers at funerals to express their 1241 01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:48.599 sorrow by smearing their faces in clay and ashes. Though 1242 01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:51.599 is now ben is hard to find an elderly Danny 1243 01:02:51.679 --> 01:03:00.119 female who has five real fingers, it's not messed up. 1244 01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:03.039 So most of them have. If you see an elderly 1245 01:03:03.239 --> 01:03:07.559 dainty tribe member, especially like a female, specifically because it 1246 01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:09.360 seems to always be females, I have to go through 1247 01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:12.960 this horrendous shit, uh that most of them will not 1248 01:03:13.119 --> 01:03:18.400 have full fingers. Think about it. So every time somebody 1249 01:03:18.480 --> 01:03:22.719 dies in this village, okay, you have to cut off 1250 01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:25.679 a tip of your finger to to feel the pain 1251 01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:29.559 and sorrow. Are you looking it up? Because I found 1252 01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:32.159 images of it, but I couldn't. Oh, here we go, 1253 01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:38.639 see some of them. Look at the stumpies. I I 1254 01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:41.000 purposely blank. I had to. I had to just blank 1255 01:03:41.039 --> 01:03:46.599 out the titties. I was just going to ask you that. Yeah, okay, 1256 01:03:46.679 --> 01:03:49.480 listen to me. Listen. Look at these I'm sorry, Look 1257 01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:52.039 at these women. Man, they look like they were beaten 1258 01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:55.480 by the ugly brew about seven times. Uh. They look 1259 01:03:55.639 --> 01:03:59.159 like Denzel No, no, what they look like Morgan Freeman 1260 01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:04.000 if he was two hundred and fifty. Is that bad? 1261 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:05.239 Because it does look like that. 1262 01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:09.760 Look at I'm looking at the chick on the left 1263 01:04:10.920 --> 01:04:15.880 that doesn't have her pepperonis out. Yeah, she looks like 1264 01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:18.079 one of those things. That's so bad. Like I can't 1265 01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:21.000 even say it actually because say, it looks like there's 1266 01:04:21.039 --> 01:04:24.719 a really famous like black character actor that I can't 1267 01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:27.599 remember his name, but he's in like everything. Yeah, yeah, 1268 01:04:27.880 --> 01:04:29.920 actually it looks exactly like him. 1269 01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:34.800 It is the idea, Okay that obviously, like women in 1270 01:04:35.039 --> 01:04:40.039 tribalistic communities most times have been ran through because they're 1271 01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:42.719 trying to like you know, there's a train run on 1272 01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:45.199 as the expression goes, because they have to have as 1273 01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.079 much kids to keep the tribe going. As the more 1274 01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:49.159 kids you have, the more people you have, the help 1275 01:04:49.199 --> 01:04:52.599 with labor and forging food and all that stuff, especially 1276 01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:56.800 within like African tribes that don't have anything. Right, it's 1277 01:04:56.840 --> 01:04:59.119 not gonna do with racism. Is everyone wants to fucking 1278 01:04:59.119 --> 01:05:01.719 claim you see idea of where these people live and 1279 01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:05.000 they're cut off from communication and technology so they have 1280 01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:09.519 to do things for survival. But yeah, it's because of 1281 01:05:09.719 --> 01:05:14.239 these women were probably having kids until they were like 1282 01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:18.559 old enough, until they started they start dying, like this 1283 01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:23.400 is what happened, and like they look worse for wear 1284 01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:28.679 they do. It's it's it's not good. I'm not gonna 1285 01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:34.159 pronounce this because it's in Madagascar, but I'll try Fama 1286 01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:39.280 da Ahania Fama dah Hondia. That's like the best I'm 1287 01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:41.000 gonna do. I didn't even add it into the thing, 1288 01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:44.400 but I put it in brackets. So, uh, once every 1289 01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:48.800 seven years and the Madagasci people that's where they call 1290 01:05:48.960 --> 01:05:53.159 that of Madagascar exhumed the bodies of loved ones, wrapped 1291 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:58.039 them in cloth and danced with their corpse sex. It 1292 01:05:58.079 --> 01:06:01.400 probably smells pretty bad. So they spread they spray with 1293 01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:06.519 uh these weird smile sprays. So they spray with some 1294 01:06:06.559 --> 01:06:11.039 sort of shit. Weird that's so weird, man. Oh, and 1295 01:06:11.079 --> 01:06:13.840 they make them then they make them into totem poles 1296 01:06:13.960 --> 01:06:21.320 eventually crazy, Oh I think this, Yeah, so they put 1297 01:06:21.360 --> 01:06:23.559 people in bags. Crazy, Look how many dead people there 1298 01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:26.800 are in that photo in bags, wrapped in bags. And 1299 01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:30.679 then they will dance with the corpse being like ew 1300 01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:34.360 that wild. 1301 01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:39.360 Like people are just so fucking like I've often seen 1302 01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:40.320 and it might I'm bad. 1303 01:06:40.360 --> 01:06:43.199 The totem pole was on the next thing I messed up. 1304 01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:44.800 But they spray them with some sort of spray that 1305 01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:47.719 I cut off backs and and while they're dancing. 1306 01:06:47.400 --> 01:06:51.320 With them, like it might even specifically be in relation 1307 01:06:51.440 --> 01:06:52.800 to this, but like when you see some of these 1308 01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:54.760 countries and just some of the wild shit they do, 1309 01:06:54.840 --> 01:06:59.199 and it's just so fucking bizarre, like it's so weird. 1310 01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.920 Kind of people there. It's only cut out of part 1311 01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:06.360 of a picture. There's like hundreds of people there for 1312 01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:08.079 what the people have died in the last like a 1313 01:07:08.159 --> 01:07:11.559 week or probably a week like and then so they're 1314 01:07:11.599 --> 01:07:14.559 celebrating these deaths in this country. But it's just to 1315 01:07:14.639 --> 01:07:16.880 be funny. If there was like DJ music like don't 1316 01:07:17.079 --> 01:07:22.559 don't and they're like everyone's vibing out just like like 1317 01:07:22.719 --> 01:07:25.920 you know, crowdsurfing these like dead bodies, wouldn't that be fun. 1318 01:07:27.559 --> 01:07:30.079 It's like it's just the idea that it's dead bodies and. 1319 01:07:30.159 --> 01:07:34.039 Like just dance around dead buys. You don't do that. 1320 01:07:34.039 --> 01:07:37.679 That ship's gotta fucking stink and just be like gross. 1321 01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:40.000 I'm sorry for the audience, but everything I think I 1322 01:07:40.039 --> 01:07:41.679 want to talk about our show, especially what. 1323 01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:45.519 Like especially I can't imagine they have like the procedures 1324 01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:49.039 that we would have in like a world countries like 1325 01:07:49.079 --> 01:07:50.679 we live in, oh to. 1326 01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:54.960 Like exoom the body and to do like bombing fluid 1327 01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:55.599 and stuff like that. 1328 01:07:55.639 --> 01:07:57.920 So they don't like stuff to just make it like 1329 01:07:58.320 --> 01:07:59.239 just like a piece of wax. 1330 01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:00.519 So there's like a stinker. 1331 01:08:00.559 --> 01:08:03.159 It doesn't like decompose all hideous straight away or anything. 1332 01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:04.920 Dude, something we have to do that. I just watched 1333 01:08:04.960 --> 01:08:09.519 recently because Chelsea's never seen the full thing. Beetlejuice. Man, oh, 1334 01:08:09.599 --> 01:08:11.920 she's never seen the full thing. Such a great movie. 1335 01:08:11.920 --> 01:08:14.039 I watched it. I was like really high, like decent, 1336 01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:14.719 like I was high. 1337 01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:18.840 I would love to dress up as Beetlejuice for like 1338 01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:21.600 a Halloween special or something, but they would like properly 1339 01:08:22.439 --> 01:08:23.880 like have the full like shit. 1340 01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:28.640 Yeah, and you guys speak like a vulgar as hell. 1341 01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:33.319 Slap your jacket. There's like fucking dust coming out and ship. 1342 01:08:34.119 --> 01:08:36.800 I'll be that uh, I'll be that African guy. I'll 1343 01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:39.640 put black face on it. I'll like sprinkle dust on 1344 01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:41.000 your head so she shrinks. 1345 01:08:41.399 --> 01:08:45.680 Do you think that Beetlejuice Too is gonna end up 1346 01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:47.279 being like hocus Pocus Too? 1347 01:08:47.479 --> 01:08:50.479 Was probably? I think they'll ruin it with some woll 1348 01:08:50.520 --> 01:08:53.079 gass bullshit and it's going to destroy it. Everyone's like 1349 01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:56.560 watching this trailer of like General Ortaga and it's like 1350 01:08:56.760 --> 01:09:04.439 fake thinking it's real. Crazy jazz burials, burials and New Orleans, 1351 01:09:04.880 --> 01:09:07.560 New Orleans? Do you know? Uh? Do you know that 1352 01:09:07.680 --> 01:09:13.359 song by the Animals? What? 1353 01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:15.920 I don't think I do? 1354 01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:17.880 You don't? You don't know the Animals? 1355 01:09:17.880 --> 01:09:20.079 Bro do I havn't a clue? 1356 01:09:20.479 --> 01:09:25.560 Or you're like the House of the Rising Sun, the 1357 01:09:25.560 --> 01:09:29.640 House of the ras Sun? Uh? New Orleans. You don't 1358 01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:33.680 know New Orleans. 1359 01:09:34.079 --> 01:09:35.359 There is a house in New Orleans. 1360 01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:38.600 They call it so yeah, but he says New Orleans. 1361 01:09:39.239 --> 01:09:43.399 Yeah. Reason. Did you ever have a band called Muse? 1362 01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:46.239 Yeah? I used to like me when I was an emo. 1363 01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:48.960 Okay, dude, I love Mews still. I want to see 1364 01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:52.199 them live a couple of times. That's Hawaii first heard 1365 01:09:52.199 --> 01:09:55.760 that song because they're on the cover of Oh Boo They. 1366 01:09:55.720 --> 01:09:57.439 Have been four k now and I was like, they 1367 01:09:57.439 --> 01:10:00.439 all like babies. What happened like the what's his name? 1368 01:10:00.479 --> 01:10:07.039 The lead singer man Crazy? No? No, I mean the Animals, 1369 01:10:07.439 --> 01:10:11.720 Oh yeah, like they it's just bizarre the different time era, right, 1370 01:10:12.479 --> 01:10:14.760 and like they're all very probably very like in their 1371 01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:17.760 early twenties or if not, like a little younger, and 1372 01:10:17.960 --> 01:10:20.840 just like what a different time to exist? You like 1373 01:10:20.880 --> 01:10:24.600 the Beatles and stuff, right, put some love Like, yeah, 1374 01:10:24.680 --> 01:10:27.199 you're really changing ship while you're like doing acid and 1375 01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:31.760 not doing anything, beating a bunch of hypocrites. So with 1376 01:10:31.880 --> 01:10:34.479 a big horn band culture at the heart of New 1377 01:10:34.560 --> 01:10:37.840 Orleans is it's not surprised that they play music. Even 1378 01:10:37.840 --> 01:10:41.039 in death. The funeral procession is led by a big 1379 01:10:41.119 --> 01:10:44.680 horn band. 1380 01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:45.880 Have horn? 1381 01:10:46.880 --> 01:10:50.279 You also have a big horn? How what what type 1382 01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:55.880 of music does it play? A skin? Ask skin? 1383 01:10:58.079 --> 01:11:00.319 I was trying to think of something funny they're Onunderstand 1384 01:11:00.399 --> 01:11:02.680 what my references or is that another thing in. 1385 01:11:04.680 --> 01:11:04.960 Worn? 1386 01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:05.600 Yeah? 1387 01:11:05.640 --> 01:11:09.680 Do you live in America that doesn't really exist because 1388 01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:15.640 it's not real. America is the stay Canada. Canada doesn't exist, 1389 01:11:15.640 --> 01:11:20.760 though it will be one day when we sign the 1390 01:11:20.840 --> 01:11:26.960 Trial Trilateral Commissions. Fucking bullshit, we'll all be one country. 1391 01:11:27.119 --> 01:11:29.239 Yeah. No over here, Like that's like a thing where 1392 01:11:29.239 --> 01:11:32.239 you call it like, oh, I had some horn on me, 1393 01:11:33.560 --> 01:11:37.239 a whore horn like a dick. Yeah, like a dick 1394 01:11:37.359 --> 01:11:38.840 like if you were if you were getting a bone 1395 01:11:39.119 --> 01:11:39.840 over something. 1396 01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:40.800 Oh weird. 1397 01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:44.479 Yeah, Like like no, not everybody, but like in some 1398 01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:47.600 of the like slang like dudes would be like I 1399 01:11:47.600 --> 01:11:49.560 had some horn, weird. 1400 01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:58.800 Yeah, we say boner erect jiffy erection, erection a so 1401 01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:02.000 so there's famous like this this a horn. They have 1402 01:12:02.039 --> 01:12:05.319 a horn band playing which plays a sad tune at first, 1403 01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:11.079 followed by an upbeat jazz and blues number accompanied by 1404 01:12:11.239 --> 01:12:14.159 furious dancing, which means that people must go out of 1405 01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:18.399 their way dancing their fucking leg just freaking out, man. 1406 01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:21.840 And it's like, yeah, I was having a good time. 1407 01:12:23.239 --> 01:12:26.479 I just picture, because I associate horn with the whole 1408 01:12:26.520 --> 01:12:30.800 bone er thing. I just picture a lot of gay 1409 01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:33.520 dudes and like g strings are completely nude with like 1410 01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:36.520 all those Mardi Grab beads on them, yeah, or like 1411 01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:39.960 with the whistles like terry crews and fucking white chicks. 1412 01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:44.039 It's so crazy because a white guy did that, it 1413 01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:46.239 would be so racist. But it's one of the fun 1414 01:12:46.319 --> 01:12:48.439 it's it's a very funny movie. I fucking love that. 1415 01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:52.760 Shiit uh. This one's wild. A totem poll stands erect 1416 01:12:53.039 --> 01:12:56.560 speaking of penises in honor of a warrior, shaman or 1417 01:12:56.680 --> 01:13:02.359 chief and the hat the handy people it's h A, 1418 01:13:02.720 --> 01:13:06.520 I d A. I don't know where that is where 1419 01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:09.560 the oh it's they're Indian, of course, East Indian, I'm sure, 1420 01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:14.199 and some reguard were Indian over there. Not Indian over here. Uh, 1421 01:13:14.479 --> 01:13:18.840 but they they they would they would fit it. So 1422 01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:22.600 if you were a hot the Indian, this would fit 1423 01:13:22.640 --> 01:13:24.960 your description. Your body would be beat. Listen to this. 1424 01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:28.760 Your body would be beaten with clubs, so that could 1425 01:13:28.800 --> 01:13:32.520 fit in a tiny wooden box. The box then would beat. 1426 01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:34.439 Listen to this. Then the box will be put in 1427 01:13:34.520 --> 01:13:38.239 a fucking mortuary, like a totem pole in front of 1428 01:13:38.279 --> 01:13:41.520 the dead person's home. So and then this the family 1429 01:13:41.560 --> 01:13:44.600 would tell stories. So listen, they would put you in 1430 01:13:44.720 --> 01:13:48.119 a totem pole and they would beat the living ship 1431 01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:50.960 out of you. So your body is like thin enough 1432 01:13:51.359 --> 01:13:54.359 to like fit inside of the totem pole. 1433 01:13:55.439 --> 01:13:57.880 I don't know why, right, I was like not supposed 1434 01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:00.880 to be, but like the idea of that and how 1435 01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:03.760 you described it sounds hilarious to me, the idea of 1436 01:14:03.800 --> 01:14:07.199 a dead body and like several people with clubs and 1437 01:14:07.279 --> 01:14:10.880 bats just like beating it to a pulp. So it's 1438 01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:12.000 like all mushy, and. 1439 01:14:12.079 --> 01:14:14.960 It sounds like a scary movie trope, like like something 1440 01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:17.880 that scary movie has done. It's just like, oh, he's 1441 01:14:17.960 --> 01:14:21.279 dead now, and then just like fucking Berry Bonds comes 1442 01:14:21.319 --> 01:14:23.560 in with his baseball bat and he's just like smacking 1443 01:14:23.600 --> 01:14:27.920 the shit like that's a wild man. That's one of 1444 01:14:27.960 --> 01:14:30.119 the weirdest ones. I like, there's a there's I've had 1445 01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:32.359 a bunch of fucking weird shit. But the fact that 1446 01:14:32.399 --> 01:14:35.119 like people would beat the living shit out of your corpse, 1447 01:14:35.199 --> 01:14:41.000 like beat it so your bones are like dust. I 1448 01:14:41.039 --> 01:14:43.800 how much would it take, though, to like beat the 1449 01:14:44.000 --> 01:14:45.479 like how much would it take to beat a dead 1450 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.720 body where the bones are decrepit enough where you could 1451 01:14:47.760 --> 01:14:50.000 just kind of shove it into a box and then 1452 01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:52.760 put into a tortum pole and then get this your 1453 01:14:52.800 --> 01:14:57.520 family's like Thomas, You see, he was a good guy. 1454 01:14:58.239 --> 01:15:01.920 He's in there. We beat the living ship. We literally 1455 01:15:01.960 --> 01:15:05.239 did living shit so he could fit inside it. But 1456 01:15:05.319 --> 01:15:07.840 he's there, and you know what, he was a good guy, 1457 01:15:07.960 --> 01:15:09.720 and they just like tell stories about you. 1458 01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:13.720 I've got to imagine, like it would take an extremely 1459 01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:17.159 long beaten and an extreme amount of force to like 1460 01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:20.680 mash a body to the point where you could like 1461 01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:23.520 squeeze it into one of those Also, is there any 1462 01:15:23.520 --> 01:15:28.640 sort of like protective measures that like your meat sack 1463 01:15:28.720 --> 01:15:32.319 wouldn't be like dripping all out of that ship and 1464 01:15:32.399 --> 01:15:33.640 like stinking the place. 1465 01:15:33.479 --> 01:15:36.920 Up or like you touch it and probably not it 1466 01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:38.600 probably got real sick afterwards. 1467 01:15:38.880 --> 01:15:40.239 Yeah, Like I was gonna say, it was like, so 1468 01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:41.720 that body is I. 1469 01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:44.880 Thought, yeah, I thought you were gonna say it would 1470 01:15:44.920 --> 01:15:47.840 probably reek nbside of your house for a while. I 1471 01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:50.239 feel like it was like your brother mom or some shit. 1472 01:15:51.199 --> 01:15:54.479 But I thought you were gonna say, like, is there 1473 01:15:54.560 --> 01:15:56.880 measure is to make sure that you're dead? Because what 1474 01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:59.079 if you're just like we're concussed and you like passed 1475 01:15:59.119 --> 01:16:00.920 out and they'll be like really, like you know this 1476 01:16:01.000 --> 01:16:04.000 is some you know, backwood country in India or some 1477 01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:06.439 ship I don't know where this place is, uh, you know, 1478 01:16:06.520 --> 01:16:09.199 and then like they like are beating the shit have you? 1479 01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:13.960 And you wake up like alive, You're like bones are 1480 01:16:14.039 --> 01:16:14.720 all broken? 1481 01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:17.159 Yeah. Like you started at like the feet or the 1482 01:16:17.239 --> 01:16:19.359 legs and just starts smashing at the seat as the 1483 01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:20.479 person like react. 1484 01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:24.279 Have you ever seen Freddy got fingered? Yeah, where his 1485 01:16:24.359 --> 01:16:27.600 girlfriend is parapet like she has no feeling in their legs. 1486 01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:30.000 It gets you just and that's what turns her on, 1487 01:16:30.239 --> 01:16:32.239 is smacking this ship out of her legs. 1488 01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:34.000 I haven't seen that in so long. 1489 01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:38.880 Such a Tom Green is the first podcaster man. He 1490 01:16:38.960 --> 01:16:40.960 killed that ship. He was the first reason to really 1491 01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:45.760 create what we're doing today, really and now he's doing 1492 01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:48.319 it again. He lives in the middle of nowhere in Canada, 1493 01:16:48.760 --> 01:16:50.680 and he's figured out now where he's like down like 1494 01:16:50.720 --> 01:16:52.840 an episode or two where he's like in the boonies, 1495 01:16:52.880 --> 01:16:54.039 like in the middle. He said, he's in the middle 1496 01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:58.199 of fucking nowhere, in some fucking barn. Obviously, I. 1497 01:16:59.680 --> 01:16:59.760 Know. 1498 01:17:00.000 --> 01:17:04.079 I like that shit. This one's crazy layout, your dad. 1499 01:17:04.359 --> 01:17:06.920 This is the Tower of Silence. I'm gonna shut the 1500 01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:09.399 fuck up, where the corpses are left out to be 1501 01:17:09.479 --> 01:17:13.840 eaten by vultures before being brought to brought there the 1502 01:17:13.960 --> 01:17:19.319 zoea Astrian we're obsessed with, like obsessively. They would clean 1503 01:17:19.359 --> 01:17:23.600 the body, washing it with water and boilarin so just 1504 01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:26.920 in case this guy is real dirty and are only 1505 01:17:26.960 --> 01:17:30.399 allowed to be touched by professional corpse bearers, say people 1506 01:17:30.399 --> 01:17:36.600 allowed to touch the corpse and zoe Astrian traditions, which, weirdly, 1507 01:17:37.000 --> 01:17:42.199 a lot of occultist people believe in that realm of 1508 01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:44.960 beliefs because it's very old, which I feel like, eventual 1509 01:17:44.960 --> 01:17:47.239 we'll get you on the show. They see the bodies 1510 01:17:47.359 --> 01:17:51.159 as being terribly corrupt and risked of being attacked by demons. 1511 01:17:51.479 --> 01:17:53.880 So they're like obsession with like cleaning it and they 1512 01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:58.800 leave it out to be eaten away. Nice say, So 1513 01:17:58.880 --> 01:18:01.560 that sounds very similar to that's what I was gonna say. 1514 01:18:01.600 --> 01:18:03.039 I was like, this kind of brings it into what 1515 01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:04.000 you were going to talk about. 1516 01:18:04.760 --> 01:18:06.560 Sounds very very similar to. 1517 01:18:07.720 --> 01:18:09.600 You know what, I know I'm not. I have to 1518 01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:12.399 pee so bad. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm 1519 01:18:12.439 --> 01:18:13.279 gonna pee right. 1520 01:18:13.159 --> 01:18:15.159 Now while I talk about this. 1521 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:17.000 Yes, I'm gonna do it on the show. I'm just 1522 01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:18.000 going to piss in this can. 1523 01:18:18.239 --> 01:18:22.199 Okay, So just so everybody knows why I'm talking right now, 1524 01:18:24.199 --> 01:18:26.600 it's to drowned out the noise of Tom pissing into 1525 01:18:26.600 --> 01:18:28.000 a can he just drank from. 1526 01:18:28.079 --> 01:18:30.479 I don't know if you'll hear it, though, I gotta 1527 01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:32.000 do it. Alex did this once on the show. I 1528 01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:34.560 might as well do it. Okay, keep talking you want. 1529 01:18:35.640 --> 01:18:37.399 I'm trying to listen to see how I actually hear it, 1530 01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:41.239 see how I need is okay? So sky burials or 1531 01:18:41.279 --> 01:18:43.000 celestial burials as they. 1532 01:18:42.960 --> 01:18:45.760 Are, is the first for the podcast other than Alex. 1533 01:18:46.199 --> 01:18:49.399 Are the burial Rights of Choice For the Tibetans, after 1534 01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:51.640 a member of the community has died, the body is 1535 01:18:51.680 --> 01:18:54.760 cut into pieces by a burial master and is taken 1536 01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:58.520 to a selected site, usually in the area of high elevation. 1537 01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:01.079 This is because the car is then supposed to be 1538 01:19:01.079 --> 01:19:04.880 eaten by vultures, who tend to congregate at higher altitudes. 1539 01:19:05.279 --> 01:19:07.800 After the vultures have consumed the body, the belief is 1540 01:19:07.840 --> 01:19:10.079 that they take the body away to heavens, where the 1541 01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:13.479 soul of the deceased person remains until they are ready 1542 01:19:13.479 --> 01:19:17.079 for their next reincarnation. This practice is believed to have 1543 01:19:17.119 --> 01:19:20.800 been practiced as as many as eleven thousand years ago, 1544 01:19:21.079 --> 01:19:24.199 but there is little no written evidence or physical evidence 1545 01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:26.159 due to the fact that the remains are ingested by 1546 01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:31.159 vultures or other animals. For Tibetans, the sky burials serves 1547 01:19:31.199 --> 01:19:34.920 both practical and spiritual functions. Off on the ground is frozen, 1548 01:19:35.119 --> 01:19:39.920 making difficult to dig graves, making sky burials an appealing alternative. 1549 01:19:41.720 --> 01:19:44.520 Many of the central values of the Tibetan culture revolve 1550 01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:49.239 around being humble, generous, and honoring nature. Sky Burials allow 1551 01:19:49.279 --> 01:19:51.960 physical bodies of Tibetans to be returned to the art 1552 01:19:52.000 --> 01:19:54.680 in a way that generously provides a meal to the 1553 01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:59.159 vultures and very minimally disturbs the art. Because of their 1554 01:19:59.159 --> 01:20:01.399 belief in re incas O nation, death is seen as 1555 01:20:01.439 --> 01:20:04.439 more of a transition as opposed to an ending. They 1556 01:20:04.439 --> 01:20:06.720 believe the soul moves on from the body at the 1557 01:20:06.800 --> 01:20:10.039 very instant of death, leaving very room for attachment to 1558 01:20:10.079 --> 01:20:13.840 the physical body. In fact, in order for the soul 1559 01:20:13.920 --> 01:20:16.640 of the person to have an easy transition into their 1560 01:20:16.640 --> 01:20:19.479 next life, the Tibetans believe that there should be no 1561 01:20:19.520 --> 01:20:23.760 trace left of the physical body after death, providing another 1562 01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:27.600 advantage of this practice. And I just out of the 1563 01:20:27.640 --> 01:20:29.920 corner of my eye, I feel like I seen you 1564 01:20:30.079 --> 01:20:31.319 swing in the can full of. 1565 01:20:32.039 --> 01:20:35.399 In one little drop went onto my computer and I 1566 01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:40.199 could see it. Okay, whatever, this is the funniest shit ever. Whatever, 1567 01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:47.119 it's It's all fine, man, so funny. This is uh literally, 1568 01:20:47.159 --> 01:20:50.199 Alex did this Billy's body on our Halloween special where 1569 01:20:50.199 --> 01:20:52.560 he couldn't hold it anymore, and he did it under 1570 01:20:52.600 --> 01:20:56.479 the table while we were filming, which shows all of us, 1571 01:20:56.520 --> 01:20:59.199 which was really hard to achieve. And I was like, 1572 01:20:59.319 --> 01:21:01.680 I want to pay, but I can't. Ruin this episode, 1573 01:21:02.159 --> 01:21:06.720 Aaron's it's probably like the nine o'clock there. So I 1574 01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:09.000 wanted to just get it done and I did it. 1575 01:21:09.319 --> 01:21:11.880 But man, if you're a man out there, if you're 1576 01:21:11.920 --> 01:21:13.279 a woman, you're probably like wow. 1577 01:21:13.479 --> 01:21:13.680 Man. 1578 01:21:13.920 --> 01:21:17.239 But like I peed in this little hole. I depressed 1579 01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:21.680 my penis head right against just and I'm like, am 1580 01:21:21.680 --> 01:21:24.239 I gonna cut myself? This is not the one with 1581 01:21:24.279 --> 01:21:25.640 beard it? This is almost empty. 1582 01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:33.039 So that's the one you just pissed it be crazy 1583 01:21:33.479 --> 01:21:36.520 you did Actually you did actually lift that cat up. 1584 01:21:36.520 --> 01:21:37.840 Don't say I pissed in this can. 1585 01:21:41.039 --> 01:21:44.520 It's warm, but I did that. But why not? Man, 1586 01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.560 this is what we are. We are strange brew and 1587 01:21:46.600 --> 01:21:48.600 I didn't want to leave. Man, I didn't want to 1588 01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:49.079 leave you. 1589 01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:53.800 Look, I can't standing whilst I haven't done it. I 1590 01:21:53.800 --> 01:21:57.960 don't think on a podcast. I remember years ago when 1591 01:21:57.960 --> 01:21:59.319 I used to a lot of PC games, and I 1592 01:21:59.359 --> 01:22:02.439 used to play days Z a lot, like twelve hours 1593 01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:06.359 a day, like a big, fucking, fat, scary mongoid. And 1594 01:22:06.399 --> 01:22:08.319 I was that obsessed with the game and being online 1595 01:22:08.319 --> 01:22:10.319 with the other dudes on the server. So basically you 1596 01:22:10.319 --> 01:22:12.199 would spawn into a map and it was all like 1597 01:22:12.279 --> 01:22:14.680 real life. You had to eat, you couldn't get your 1598 01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:16.279 clothes wet. You would die if I had the army 1599 01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:19.359 all this ship, right, and we all used to play 1600 01:22:19.359 --> 01:22:22.960 it together, but there was no like like there was 1601 01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:25.560 no pause running just in the game, and then if 1602 01:22:25.600 --> 01:22:28.600 you logged out, your character would stay on the map 1603 01:22:28.640 --> 01:22:30.560 for like three minutes, so if someone discovered you, it 1604 01:22:30.600 --> 01:22:33.680 could just kill you and take everything. Okay, So like 1605 01:22:33.920 --> 01:22:36.920 I used to do that constantly. I would be like, 1606 01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:38.479 you know, drinking cans and stuff. 1607 01:22:39.039 --> 01:22:42.960 Like piss balls over fucking just piss. It's crazy because 1608 01:22:42.960 --> 01:22:44.640 I can remember the last time that's my I did 1609 01:22:44.640 --> 01:22:46.199 that was in a car. Right, We're all a trip. 1610 01:22:46.239 --> 01:22:48.760 You're like, I got a fucking pee, man, But I'm like, 1611 01:22:48.800 --> 01:22:49.279 you know what. 1612 01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:52.279 You know, I don't believe you, Tom. I think I 1613 01:22:52.319 --> 01:22:54.000 don't even think you used the toilet. I think you 1614 01:22:54.119 --> 01:22:55.880 just piss in cans and stuff. 1615 01:22:56.039 --> 01:22:58.039 And I know I'd love to do I'd love to 1616 01:22:58.079 --> 01:23:00.399 have like I'm just gonna shove a fucking can't do 1617 01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:09.359 this because anytime you delicious weed pen man dropping this 1618 01:23:09.439 --> 01:23:12.760 cann of piss, it's like no, It's like, have you 1619 01:23:12.800 --> 01:23:17.159 say you must watch boys? Three pisses in the jugs, 1620 01:23:17.199 --> 01:23:21.079 the piss jugs Ray has it is fucking the dump 1621 01:23:21.479 --> 01:23:24.479 that it's like Ricky got me this great place. He 1622 01:23:24.560 --> 01:23:26.960 lives in the fucking trailer in the dump and there's 1623 01:23:27.039 --> 01:23:29.800 like pissed jugs everywhere. He's like, he's been trucking. I 1624 01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:33.079 can't do a bubbles how he's been trucking for and 1625 01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:36.560 then so he's got used to peeing in like fucking jugs. 1626 01:23:37.119 --> 01:23:41.359 I need, I need, need, need you and Chelsea this 1627 01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:43.960 weekend to watch that show that I told you about 1628 01:23:43.960 --> 01:23:45.680 ages ago called The in Betweeners. 1629 01:23:46.199 --> 01:23:47.000 I love that show. 1630 01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:48.199 You've seen it? 1631 01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:50.039 The English show Dude. 1632 01:23:50.720 --> 01:23:52.319 I don't know if you've seen all the episodes about 1633 01:23:52.319 --> 01:23:54.680 the One Way to Go to London Club and yeah 1634 01:23:54.680 --> 01:23:54.920 I have. 1635 01:23:55.119 --> 01:23:58.039 And my one of my favorite movies is the first one. 1636 01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:03.640 Pisses. He's pissing in a can and he cuts the 1637 01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:05.359 top of his dick in the can and he's like, 1638 01:24:05.880 --> 01:24:08.199 I feel like I remember that ye like over the 1639 01:24:08.279 --> 01:24:11.680 other dude that always tells the lies. He's like looking 1640 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:13.680 at and he's like, oh, just look, please just look. 1641 01:24:13.760 --> 01:24:17.319 And then like the the the bouncers walking and he's 1642 01:24:17.359 --> 01:24:19.119 like looking at his dick and it's like call him 1643 01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:21.000 pissing blood and He's like, get out. 1644 01:24:21.640 --> 01:24:24.800 Yeah, I remember that. That's funny because at some point 1645 01:24:24.880 --> 01:24:26.800 we'll have to like talk about that show that, by 1646 01:24:26.880 --> 01:24:30.560 far is like and out there obscure. Remind me of 1647 01:24:30.600 --> 01:24:34.840 Canadian comedy, which is adopted from British comedy. Essentially, it's 1648 01:24:34.880 --> 01:24:37.319 just it's so good the movies. Man, that that scene 1649 01:24:37.319 --> 01:24:40.520 where they go in the club like dancing and they're 1650 01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:43.479 like trying to like flirt with the girls, but they 1651 01:24:43.479 --> 01:24:44.359 have like no game. 1652 01:24:44.800 --> 01:24:47.279 It's like that empty dance floor and they dance from 1653 01:24:47.319 --> 01:24:47.800 like the bar. 1654 01:24:48.439 --> 01:24:53.039 Why you guys like think this is impressive? Bro, there's 1655 01:24:53.039 --> 01:24:53.680 another show. 1656 01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:56.319 Actually, we should maybe watch a couple of episodes of 1657 01:24:56.319 --> 01:24:58.840 it at some time, or maybe do something where we 1658 01:24:58.840 --> 01:25:02.119 could watch it with people, because they're like really short format, 1659 01:25:02.159 --> 01:25:04.720 like twenty minutes twenty five minutes an episode. It's called 1660 01:25:04.800 --> 01:25:08.920 Inside Number nine. Never heard that, dude. I'm telling you 1661 01:25:09.000 --> 01:25:11.439 look it up after this. I guarantee you will love 1662 01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:11.840 this show. 1663 01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:15.119 Okay, I got I got an idea. Okay, let's just 1664 01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:18.600 not spoil this, you know, because it's meant to be 1665 01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:20.359 kind of like a fun episode because I haven't seen 1666 01:25:20.439 --> 01:25:24.479 it a bit. Let's do let's the first time you watch 1667 01:25:24.560 --> 01:25:26.319 Kenny Versus Spendy because I feel like I'll get you 1668 01:25:26.359 --> 01:25:30.600 hooked on it. Let's watch it together for either Patreon 1669 01:25:31.600 --> 01:25:34.039 or the main show on YouTube, because I feel like 1670 01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:36.119 Kenny Hotts would let me get away with it. Even 1671 01:25:36.119 --> 01:25:37.840 if I talk to him, I could probably maybe get 1672 01:25:37.840 --> 01:25:40.039 a beat him on the show. But if I talk 1673 01:25:40.119 --> 01:25:41.439 to him and be like, Yo, we want to do 1674 01:25:41.479 --> 01:25:44.000 a commentary on your show. Because my Irish Fred has 1675 01:25:44.039 --> 01:25:46.760 never seen it. He's Canadian. He's chill with the fans. 1676 01:25:46.800 --> 01:25:50.000 They do live shows in Toronto and we're like around America, 1677 01:25:50.039 --> 01:25:52.399 even which is crazy, and he he doesn't even understand 1678 01:25:52.399 --> 01:25:54.039 how the show blew up this much. We should do that. 1679 01:25:54.800 --> 01:25:55.760 Yeah, I'm down for it. 1680 01:25:55.840 --> 01:25:57.920 I wait because I'll find a very good episode to 1681 01:25:57.920 --> 01:26:00.399 start you off with. It's fuck, dude. They do this 1682 01:26:00.399 --> 01:26:04.159 ship like who can stay blindfold the longest? And then 1683 01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:07.760 the one Kenny tricks the other guy Spending, which is 1684 01:26:07.800 --> 01:26:11.800 always like gets angry and the loser that he's actually blind, 1685 01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:14.279 so he keeps fucking with him, but then he like 1686 01:26:14.359 --> 01:26:17.720 finds ways to cheat to convince him to take off 1687 01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:20.880 his blind fold before he does. And even though in 1688 01:26:20.920 --> 01:26:24.439 the footage she already did. He convinces him that he did, 1689 01:26:24.479 --> 01:26:26.039 so as long as he gets him to do. The 1690 01:26:26.640 --> 01:26:32.439 humiliation is his gloat for winning, right, it's so good. 1691 01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:34.640 Yeah, no, I'll stay I'll stay away from I won't 1692 01:26:34.640 --> 01:26:35.399 watch it until. 1693 01:26:35.680 --> 01:26:38.279 Yeah, we have to get your first impression because it's 1694 01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:41.039 it's quite hilarious. So this is one I thought was fun. 1695 01:26:41.079 --> 01:26:44.760 This would be my kind of thing. Is the Russian vodka? 1696 01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:49.000 All right? So Russian vodka, dale pickles and rye bread 1697 01:26:49.119 --> 01:26:53.000 is left out for the deceased at a party. Don't 1698 01:26:53.000 --> 01:26:57.159 know why, sound like they're real poor Russian Orthodox churches 1699 01:26:57.199 --> 01:26:59.960 would ring the bell to gather the villages to a funeral, 1700 01:27:00.479 --> 01:27:04.359 followed by a series of services and dinner parties for 1701 01:27:04.520 --> 01:27:07.000 nine days. According to you, I had nine days and 1702 01:27:07.000 --> 01:27:11.000 then what at Oh this is crazy. So nine days 1703 01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:14.359 after I'm dead, if I was Russian in this Orthodox 1704 01:27:14.600 --> 01:27:18.159 town or whatever, right, they're like ding ding ding ding, 1705 01:27:18.840 --> 01:27:21.359 and then you know, everyone has a fucking party. Okay, 1706 01:27:21.880 --> 01:27:27.920 Then forty days after the person dies. The black bread 1707 01:27:28.279 --> 01:27:32.479 is meant to reserve the Russian tradition of breaking the 1708 01:27:32.560 --> 01:27:36.079 black bread upon meeting a new person. So that must 1709 01:27:36.159 --> 01:27:39.840 be a tradition and obviously, Russians love vodka and the 1710 01:27:39.880 --> 01:27:42.319 pickle thing. I don't understand. Maybe they shoving up their asses, 1711 01:27:42.720 --> 01:27:45.359 but they like take a shot when they eat some 1712 01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:48.920 bread as a tradition for when they meet. So but 1713 01:27:49.000 --> 01:27:51.840 then they party on the ninth day that you're dead, 1714 01:27:52.239 --> 01:27:57.560 and then they also party on the fortieth day. Weird. Now, 1715 01:27:57.600 --> 01:28:01.520 weird Russians are Have you ever met one? 1716 01:28:03.039 --> 01:28:05.119 Yeah, there's a few of them that like live in 1717 01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:05.840 the town here. Now. 1718 01:28:05.880 --> 01:28:09.399 That was like, Russians grab my friend's balls. Man, Russians 1719 01:28:09.399 --> 01:28:12.520 are scary, I know. Do you know for all the fans, 1720 01:28:12.600 --> 01:28:15.319 you notice by now that shadow people experience I had 1721 01:28:15.479 --> 01:28:18.640 started when Russians grabbed my my friend Mike's balls. 1722 01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:21.439 I remember when you're telling me that I was. I 1723 01:28:21.479 --> 01:28:23.800 would have thought that I would have been more unsettled 1724 01:28:23.800 --> 01:28:26.079 by the shadow people thing, but I actually think I 1725 01:28:26.199 --> 01:28:28.760 was more unsettled by the fact that that, to me 1726 01:28:29.079 --> 01:28:31.720 sounded like the start of like a hostile movie or something. 1727 01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:33.399 It was those dudes were. 1728 01:28:33.399 --> 01:28:36.880 Like that had potential for you guys to be tied 1729 01:28:36.960 --> 01:28:37.560 up somewhere. 1730 01:28:37.760 --> 01:28:40.319 We joked about what they had in like their suitcases 1731 01:28:40.359 --> 01:28:41.920 and shit like as a joke. It was like three 1732 01:28:42.000 --> 01:28:45.479 Russian dudes that like look like they were fairly like 1733 01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:48.439 you could say fit, like for their age, like in 1734 01:28:48.479 --> 01:28:53.520 their forties probably fifties of that age, fifties, but liked 1735 01:28:53.720 --> 01:28:57.680 not yoked, but like fit, and and them like walking past, 1736 01:28:57.720 --> 01:29:00.239 and I was were abandon. I'm nineteen years old, I'm 1737 01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:02.920 a skinny buck. You know, I'm like fucking doing drugs 1738 01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:06.119 then and they wait, like rub my head and they're 1739 01:29:06.119 --> 01:29:09.520 like you crazy Canadians and they like rub my head. 1740 01:29:10.000 --> 01:29:12.279 Specificly that one time watching a show I was like 1741 01:29:12.359 --> 01:29:14.319 drinking like pure vodka at this point, like we're just 1742 01:29:14.359 --> 01:29:17.399 like I'm young. We're on a resort and I have 1743 01:29:17.439 --> 01:29:19.960 a picture that I'll post on Instagram eventually when I'm 1744 01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:21.960 my younger self. There's a picture of us like Cuba 1745 01:29:22.039 --> 01:29:23.279 and he rubs off my head and it was just 1746 01:29:23.319 --> 01:29:26.199 the weirdest ship man. I don't know, there's some weird 1747 01:29:26.399 --> 01:29:29.000 like I could feel it that they were like interested 1748 01:29:29.000 --> 01:29:30.680 by us, like young boys or whatever. 1749 01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:33.960 Rights Like when you were explaining that to me before, 1750 01:29:34.199 --> 01:29:39.680 I kept having visions of you know, the scene in 1751 01:29:39.840 --> 01:29:41.840 Hostile on the train where the dude is eating that 1752 01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:45.319 ham salad. Yeah, yeah, remember, and he's like shaking and 1753 01:29:45.560 --> 01:29:48.640 and they're like, you need a fork there. Buddy's like 1754 01:29:48.720 --> 01:29:52.439 shoving and then remember doesn't he grabbed the dude's leg. 1755 01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:56.399 Oh yeah yeah, and he's like get the fuck there. 1756 01:29:56.520 --> 01:29:57.880 They make fun of it, and you're a trip. 1757 01:29:57.920 --> 01:30:01.000 I think it's like that's what I was kind of 1758 01:30:01.000 --> 01:30:02.520 picture when you told me that story. I was like, 1759 01:30:02.520 --> 01:30:04.880 that was like not to even try and like make 1760 01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:05.439 it funny. 1761 01:30:05.479 --> 01:30:06.159 You're like a bait. 1762 01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:08.680 But like it does actually kind of sound like that 1763 01:30:08.720 --> 01:30:10.760 a few guys had have hung around in that situation 1764 01:30:10.840 --> 01:30:13.159 for too long that it could have been pretty speaking. 1765 01:30:13.279 --> 01:30:16.319 Yeah, that's what That's what Cuba felt like to me. 1766 01:30:16.800 --> 01:30:19.680 My cousin went back to Cuba. I've said the story before, right, 1767 01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:22.439 and that he went off the resort with this guy 1768 01:30:22.640 --> 01:30:25.359 and they try to do this like to me, not 1769 01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:27.800 take me off the resort, but they I blame my 1770 01:30:27.880 --> 01:30:30.479 speaker and my music. And this one guy came out, 1771 01:30:30.600 --> 01:30:34.960 his name is Uri and some black dude, some Cuban guy, 1772 01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:37.439 but he was black, like with dreads and shit, and 1773 01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:40.359 he was like, oh I love DMX, Suck my dick, 1774 01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:43.279 Suck my dick. And I was like, cool, cool man, 1775 01:30:43.439 --> 01:30:45.079 that's nice. But he was like super cool, but he 1776 01:30:45.079 --> 01:30:49.119 had one long nail, like snort and coke obviously, and 1777 01:30:49.640 --> 01:30:51.760 it was just such a bizarre experience. And then one 1778 01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:54.039 guy gave me his brand new iPhone so he could 1779 01:30:54.079 --> 01:30:58.319 take my shitty nano iPod and then put my music 1780 01:30:58.359 --> 01:31:00.880 onto his computer. But he said there was a block, 1781 01:31:01.079 --> 01:31:04.279 gave me back my iPod, and I trusted he gave 1782 01:31:04.279 --> 01:31:06.319 me his new iPhone. I was like, whatever, if he 1783 01:31:06.319 --> 01:31:08.600 wants to take my nano, I'll take this shit home. 1784 01:31:09.199 --> 01:31:10.920 And then we switched and he's I couldn't do it 1785 01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:14.359 because there was in Cuba whenever there's an encryption that 1786 01:31:14.399 --> 01:31:18.960 he couldn't break through. So I was like, oh, I know. 1787 01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:21.560 And then so my cousin went back and he said 1788 01:31:21.560 --> 01:31:23.760 they went out the resort with his It might have 1789 01:31:23.800 --> 01:31:25.159 been with Neil, but I think it was a Bizar 1790 01:31:25.279 --> 01:31:30.399 buddy that I know these dudes like personally. And they 1791 01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:32.279 went out the resort and they went to this guy. 1792 01:31:32.359 --> 01:31:34.119 They thought he was super chill, and he was like, 1793 01:31:34.199 --> 01:31:38.600 my cousin's very open and doesn't really care. He takes 1794 01:31:38.720 --> 01:31:41.840 risks and then so he goes whatever, and then they're 1795 01:31:41.880 --> 01:31:44.600 eating and he's like, he offered me this very small meal, 1796 01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:47.479 and then he shows him a picture of this young 1797 01:31:47.600 --> 01:31:50.920 girl and said, that's my fourteen year old niece. He's 1798 01:31:50.960 --> 01:31:55.800 like how much? How much? Yeah, and they got the 1799 01:31:55.800 --> 01:31:57.800 fuck out of there. But yeah, the guy was offering 1800 01:31:57.880 --> 01:32:00.159 up his niece. And people do this in Muzzle some 1801 01:32:00.239 --> 01:32:04.239 countries too, like Arabic countries. Happens all the time, offer 1802 01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:07.800 up your daughter and kid and how much can I get, 1803 01:32:07.840 --> 01:32:08.760 like money from you? 1804 01:32:09.680 --> 01:32:14.760 Crazy fucking I don't know that that ship is spooky 1805 01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:16.199 to me. That sounds like a wait. 1806 01:32:16.119 --> 01:32:17.920 Till we talk about hostile on your show, man. I 1807 01:32:17.920 --> 01:32:19.760 feel like that's gonna be a two hour episode. 1808 01:32:20.119 --> 01:32:22.760 That sounds like I don't know. If you've seen Infinity Pool. 1809 01:32:23.760 --> 01:32:25.199 I actually really liked it. 1810 01:32:25.319 --> 01:32:27.600 Yeah, it reminds me of that whole idea where it's like, 1811 01:32:27.640 --> 01:32:31.479 let's go after because I'm nervous. It's like, it'll be fun, 1812 01:32:31.560 --> 01:32:33.079 let's go after a resort and do a lot of 1813 01:32:33.079 --> 01:32:34.640 crazy wild chips. 1814 01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:36.840 Dude, you suggested that movie, and. 1815 01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:41.319 It's wild, it's and you know what actually. 1816 01:32:43.039 --> 01:32:45.119 Turns me on but scares me the same time. 1817 01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:47.239 Yeah, it's that weird a lore of like I feel 1818 01:32:47.279 --> 01:32:49.079 like drawn in but at the same time, it's like 1819 01:32:49.159 --> 01:32:56.640 I'm willing to risk being stabbed today. I didn't realiz 1820 01:32:56.720 --> 01:32:59.479 when you mentioned Cuba and like resorts and stuff, is 1821 01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:04.720 it Aruba is like notorious for like tourists like leaving 1822 01:33:04.760 --> 01:33:06.600 the resorts and like going Mason and shit. 1823 01:33:06.960 --> 01:33:08.800 Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of places like that Brazil, 1824 01:33:10.079 --> 01:33:12.000 but they don't have as much resorts in Brazil. But 1825 01:33:12.079 --> 01:33:14.279 Brazil is known for like people like if you leave 1826 01:33:14.359 --> 01:33:17.920 your designated area, it's like you're getting messed up. There's 1827 01:33:17.920 --> 01:33:19.800 a lot of places. I'm sure Cube is the same way. 1828 01:33:19.840 --> 01:33:22.920 Man a certain locations they're gonna hide the deaths. And 1829 01:33:22.920 --> 01:33:25.159 it's funny because that got a lot of downloads. People 1830 01:33:25.239 --> 01:33:28.359 love that shit. Our Strange Vacations episode. People are fascinated 1831 01:33:28.359 --> 01:33:33.239 by that stuff. So this one's weird. This is the 1832 01:33:33.279 --> 01:33:38.399 Ben Gwett of the north Western Philippines. Blindfold they're dead 1833 01:33:38.479 --> 01:33:41.239 and place them next to the main entrance of the house, 1834 01:33:41.680 --> 01:33:45.039 obviously the person that's died, to make them look like 1835 01:33:45.039 --> 01:33:48.920 they're alive still. And these people of the Philippines dress 1836 01:33:48.960 --> 01:33:51.239 the bodies and their best clothes and sit them in 1837 01:33:51.239 --> 01:33:59.520 a chair and place a cigarette on their lips. We're 1838 01:33:59.560 --> 01:34:03.319 showing it image of a supposedly a real one and 1839 01:34:03.359 --> 01:34:05.479 they dress them in there like goofy ass, like, oh, 1840 01:34:05.640 --> 01:34:07.680 give you a little fun knitted headdress and ship it 1841 01:34:07.800 --> 01:34:09.880 like with a bunch of flowers around you? Is that 1842 01:34:09.960 --> 01:34:20.960 wild man so crazy? So I was gonna end it. 1843 01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:24.039 I feel like this would be an episode on its own, 1844 01:34:24.199 --> 01:34:25.640 I feel like, but I was gonna mention like the 1845 01:34:25.720 --> 01:34:29.720 Day of the Dead, you know, d d Les Mortees. 1846 01:34:30.399 --> 01:34:32.960 The Day of the Dead obviously is a celebration of 1847 01:34:33.039 --> 01:34:36.520 death where people wear death skull masks and stuff in Mexico. 1848 01:34:37.800 --> 01:34:39.399 But I wanted to kind of end them. This would 1849 01:34:39.439 --> 01:34:42.079 be kind of fun. How would you like your how 1850 01:34:42.119 --> 01:34:43.600 would you what would you like to happen to your 1851 01:34:43.640 --> 01:34:47.840 dead body? There's a couple of options nowadays. Do you 1852 01:34:47.840 --> 01:34:48.199 want to know? 1853 01:34:49.279 --> 01:34:50.960 Yeah? 1854 01:34:50.960 --> 01:34:54.199 So at the outdoor labs of the University of Tennessee 1855 01:34:54.239 --> 01:34:58.399 and Texas State University, researchers are always have a great 1856 01:34:58.399 --> 01:35:01.319 need for human cadavers. Uh. This is a place where 1857 01:35:01.319 --> 01:35:05.039 groups of students learn about the rate of the decomposing 1858 01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:10.279 corpses to make a biological environment germinated special plant varieties. 1859 01:35:12.039 --> 01:35:16.479 So I think the idea is they like, like they 1860 01:35:16.520 --> 01:35:20.199 look at your corpse, right, you know, look at it 1861 01:35:20.239 --> 01:35:25.479 and they like study it and and then they h 1862 01:35:25.640 --> 01:35:28.199 then they put you in a tree, they like plant 1863 01:35:28.239 --> 01:35:30.000 your body. 1864 01:35:30.079 --> 01:35:33.680 Yeah, no, I'm good for that. No, I'm nah, I'm 1865 01:35:33.680 --> 01:35:36.279 good for that. I don't. People say, oh, it's for science, man, 1866 01:35:36.359 --> 01:35:40.479 that's for I don't care. I don't care. I'll be dead, 1867 01:35:40.960 --> 01:35:44.359 so I don't care what happens with science. To be 1868 01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:45.039 honest with you. 1869 01:35:45.039 --> 01:35:47.880 Oh man, there's some cool ones. Just wait man, uh 1870 01:35:48.000 --> 01:35:50.239 they're also this is pretty cool. This is the one 1871 01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:53.640 I've been down for. I would love my my main one, 1872 01:35:53.800 --> 01:35:55.840 if I were to choose, and I could actually choose 1873 01:35:55.840 --> 01:35:57.800 and not have like money towards it, make me a 1874 01:35:57.840 --> 01:36:01.119 fucking mummy. I want to be wrapped in a bunch 1875 01:36:01.159 --> 01:36:03.880 of ship, put me in expensive sarcophagus and then just 1876 01:36:03.920 --> 01:36:06.039 display me in your home, but just don't open it 1877 01:36:06.079 --> 01:36:08.920 because I'll stink, but like just leave that ship out, 1878 01:36:08.960 --> 01:36:10.520 Like yeah. 1879 01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:13.439 I want to be in like one of those big 1880 01:36:13.680 --> 01:36:18.800 massive sarcophagus like fucking Imo tep in the moment, Yeah. 1881 01:36:18.479 --> 01:36:21.039 I know something I want to do. I'm trying to 1882 01:36:21.079 --> 01:36:23.479 convince Chelsea to watch that movie Mooly and she was like. 1883 01:36:23.439 --> 01:36:28.079 Hate God, dude, it is so good. 1884 01:36:28.560 --> 01:36:32.520 I love I like the movie The Pyramid, just for 1885 01:36:32.640 --> 01:36:33.840 that ship, just for the. 1886 01:36:33.960 --> 01:36:41.520 Idea, and that even has that has fucking fucking crazy. 1887 01:36:42.199 --> 01:36:44.920 So you would be a bummy. 1888 01:36:45.560 --> 01:36:48.159 Yeah, I would probably be a mummy. I actually here's 1889 01:36:48.199 --> 01:36:49.680 a question. I don't know if you guys have it there. 1890 01:36:49.680 --> 01:36:51.840 You know, when you get a driver's license, did they 1891 01:36:51.880 --> 01:36:53.159 ask you do you want to be an organ? 1892 01:36:53.880 --> 01:36:56.520 Yeah? Yeah, uh they never asked me, but I would 1893 01:36:56.600 --> 01:36:58.319 say no, I'm sorry as that is to people that 1894 01:36:58.359 --> 01:37:00.920 are like, but my cousin could have used your organ, 1895 01:37:01.079 --> 01:37:02.279 I just I don't know. 1896 01:37:02.600 --> 01:37:07.279 Fuck your cousin. Yeah, it's like I also declined to 1897 01:37:07.479 --> 01:37:10.439 be an a because I just get out of it. 1898 01:37:10.479 --> 01:37:12.439 When anyone says to me like, oh my god, that's sorboo, 1899 01:37:12.439 --> 01:37:14.079 like there could be somebody that really needs that, it's 1900 01:37:14.119 --> 01:37:17.000 like saving. I'm like, you don't want anything that's inside 1901 01:37:17.000 --> 01:37:17.159 of me? 1902 01:37:17.439 --> 01:37:20.479 No, No, we'll meet. That's funny because me neither. But 1903 01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:23.399 if it was someone I knew and they're like, can 1904 01:37:23.439 --> 01:37:25.319 you give up a kidney, and it was somebody I 1905 01:37:25.359 --> 01:37:27.680 really cared about to keep them alive, yeah, I'd probably 1906 01:37:27.680 --> 01:37:30.000 do that. But to some Porsche lob. I don't know, 1907 01:37:31.359 --> 01:37:34.399 while they probably taken a bunch of pharmaceutical messes to 1908 01:37:34.479 --> 01:37:36.720 keep them alive their entire life because they got addicted 1909 01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:37.479 to some sort of shit. 1910 01:37:37.840 --> 01:37:40.560 Uh no, yeah, no, I'm sorry. 1911 01:37:41.920 --> 01:37:45.439 So you probably caught up with obviously the familiar image 1912 01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:48.800 of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs. The thing is now there's 1913 01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:51.439 no longer, there's not like you know, just a privilege 1914 01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:54.800 for for ancient Egyptian pharaohs. You know, there's a it's 1915 01:37:54.840 --> 01:38:01.159 called the some Sue Mom company s m m s 1916 01:38:01.279 --> 01:38:07.920 u m m um sou momumummy company will bomb your 1917 01:38:07.960 --> 01:38:11.239 dead body or pet and place it inside of an 1918 01:38:11.239 --> 01:38:15.760 empty statue, similar to the ancient forms of embombing. Of course, 1919 01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:20.039 with this luxurious nature of this method, the embombing cost 1920 01:38:20.119 --> 01:38:22.239 is not small. When it comes to it, it is 1921 01:38:22.479 --> 01:38:27.640 uh sixty seven thousand dollars USD. 1922 01:38:28.560 --> 01:38:30.560 Yeah, I want to go to whole hog with it thought, 1923 01:38:31.039 --> 01:38:35.239 and I'm gonna butcher this is one the pronunciation whatever, 1924 01:38:35.279 --> 01:38:39.520 but I want it like the way it was back then, where. 1925 01:38:39.359 --> 01:38:41.239 Yeah, where they pull out your brain, they scoop your 1926 01:38:41.239 --> 01:38:41.920 brain out. 1927 01:38:42.039 --> 01:38:43.800 Yeah, and then they have the what is it like 1928 01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:48.439 the canompic jars or canomic jars or whatever it is, 1929 01:38:49.479 --> 01:38:51.880 and they put your organs like stuff your organs down 1930 01:38:51.920 --> 01:38:53.800 into all them so they have like all these cool 1931 01:38:53.800 --> 01:38:56.039 little jars and then have me in a big, bad 1932 01:38:56.039 --> 01:38:58.720 as starcophagus. 1933 01:38:58.119 --> 01:39:00.560 That'll be fucked up. Oh yeah, we mentioned that i'man's thing. 1934 01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:02.079 They do tune your body, so that was it. 1935 01:39:02.199 --> 01:39:05.199 Yeah, that was it. And also, actually, if you're gonna 1936 01:39:05.239 --> 01:39:07.279 put me in a mummy thing, right, I want I 1937 01:39:07.319 --> 01:39:09.880 want you to wrap me up perfectly like a mummy 1938 01:39:09.960 --> 01:39:13.479 or whatever. But then I want you to cuff a 1939 01:39:13.520 --> 01:39:17.439 piece of the head thing away and leave my decomposing 1940 01:39:17.520 --> 01:39:20.399 face sticking it like a tepe so like with like 1941 01:39:20.520 --> 01:39:23.239 no lip and like exposed like bones and shit. 1942 01:39:23.760 --> 01:39:26.079 I want my stargophagus made, but I want it to 1943 01:39:26.119 --> 01:39:31.000 be like where you can see my rigamortis. Yeah, get it. 1944 01:39:31.039 --> 01:39:34.800 So I'm stiff all the time, baby, which is you've 1945 01:39:34.800 --> 01:39:37.960 seen clerks, right, I have the check at the end 1946 01:39:38.039 --> 01:39:40.479 focks the dead body thinking it's Dante and it's like 1947 01:39:40.560 --> 01:39:44.560 a dead guy, so fucked up? So or would you 1948 01:39:44.680 --> 01:39:46.600 like to be like they can put you into the 1949 01:39:47.880 --> 01:39:51.760 seafloor into uh so if you die, you can be 1950 01:39:51.800 --> 01:39:54.039 around fish all the time. If you love, you know, 1951 01:39:54.399 --> 01:39:58.079 the ocean, and your cremation would be mixed into the environment. 1952 01:39:58.159 --> 01:40:00.880 We're in a friendly cast, so this is what. 1953 01:40:00.800 --> 01:40:04.000 It could look like, Yanna boring. 1954 01:40:04.680 --> 01:40:06.399 Yeah, so you're in the bottom of the ocean on 1955 01:40:06.560 --> 01:40:10.560 my ting. How about we can shoot your fucking shitting 1956 01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:12.680 out of space. Part of your ashes will have the 1957 01:40:12.680 --> 01:40:15.880 opportunity to explore the speculat space of the universe thanks 1958 01:40:15.920 --> 01:40:19.399 to the idea of space traveler after dying thanks to satellite. 1959 01:40:20.560 --> 01:40:23.880 So there's certain satellite. The service is expected to be 1960 01:40:23.920 --> 01:40:26.800 released in November twenty fifteen, so this article is obviously 1961 01:40:26.800 --> 01:40:30.359 wrote a while ago. If this is your choice, congratulations, 1962 01:40:30.399 --> 01:40:32.720 Your ashes will stay in the universe for a long 1963 01:40:32.760 --> 01:40:36.000 time because the orbit of this satellite is that's made 1964 01:40:36.000 --> 01:40:39.159 to last from five weeks to several hundred years. We 1965 01:40:39.199 --> 01:40:41.479 don't really know because we don't know if the others 1966 01:40:41.520 --> 01:40:44.319 flat or not, so it could stay in orbit for 1967 01:40:44.439 --> 01:40:49.840 five weeks or several hundred years. We're not sure because 1968 01:40:49.840 --> 01:40:50.439 we don't know. 1969 01:40:50.439 --> 01:40:54.439 Anything, because it's probably not even going to space. So 1970 01:40:54.479 --> 01:40:56.319 I'll go one step above that. Then put me in 1971 01:40:56.319 --> 01:40:58.840 a giant sarcophagus, tie me to the side of a 1972 01:40:58.920 --> 01:41:01.039 rocket and then shoot me to the moon. 1973 01:41:01.439 --> 01:41:03.720 Yeah. Man, I saw a video and I want to 1974 01:41:03.760 --> 01:41:05.239 get I want to get one of those high powered 1975 01:41:05.319 --> 01:41:08.199 lasers because I saw a video of people like pointing 1976 01:41:08.199 --> 01:41:11.319 the laser at the Moon and it looks fake, right, 1977 01:41:11.359 --> 01:41:13.960 looks at the Moon's fake And I'm like, well, I 1978 01:41:14.000 --> 01:41:17.119 won't know until I do it. So I want to 1979 01:41:17.159 --> 01:41:19.840 do it myself and then prove if it is real 1980 01:41:19.960 --> 01:41:22.600 or not. You know, I have. 1981 01:41:23.239 --> 01:41:26.479 I've actually been drawn down that like rabbit hole of 1982 01:41:26.479 --> 01:41:28.159 the whole moon thing recently. 1983 01:41:28.840 --> 01:41:31.159 It's a if it's real and we don't live in 1984 01:41:31.199 --> 01:41:34.800 a fucking dome or whatever, it's a satellite. 1985 01:41:35.000 --> 01:41:39.079 Yeah, I have a lot of uh new thoughts. I 1986 01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:40.720 think it might be interesting sometime to do. 1987 01:41:41.880 --> 01:41:44.760 I actually do a three for all talk Me and 1988 01:41:44.920 --> 01:41:47.680 Jan talked a long time ago, and I kept it 1989 01:41:47.840 --> 01:41:49.800 because a lot of Strange Wines episodes are on the 1990 01:41:49.840 --> 01:41:52.279 Patreon now. It is about like the idea is the 1991 01:41:52.279 --> 01:41:55.920 Moon of satellite? Now? I like it's interesting because I 1992 01:41:55.920 --> 01:41:58.800 would it would be kind of we should just do 1993 01:41:58.840 --> 01:42:03.800 a live special called Moon question Mark. It's like, really, 1994 01:42:03.840 --> 01:42:06.239 what the fuck is it? Do we know? I don't 1995 01:42:06.239 --> 01:42:10.079 think so you know, is it made of cheese. 1996 01:42:11.520 --> 01:42:12.880 I used to think that when I was a kid, 1997 01:42:12.920 --> 01:42:14.560 and then I used to always get told about. 1998 01:42:14.319 --> 01:42:15.079 The man on the moon. 1999 01:42:16.520 --> 01:42:18.359 It looked close at the moon, it looks like a 2000 01:42:18.399 --> 01:42:21.720 face and ship that's it stills a face. And I'm 2001 01:42:21.760 --> 01:42:24.079 like and I was like, all right, it's like is 2002 01:42:24.119 --> 01:42:27.319 that where Bear in the Big Blue House stole that idea? 2003 01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:32.520 Yeah, And there's there's theories how the moon is a 2004 01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:36.600 reflection as above so below as the Earth, and that 2005 01:42:36.720 --> 01:42:39.279 if you match up the moon in the way they 2006 01:42:39.319 --> 01:42:42.880 perceive the map, that there's extra land on Earth. That's 2007 01:42:42.920 --> 01:42:46.359 like there's a real there's some weird, very weird theories. 2008 01:42:46.920 --> 01:42:50.840 Yeah, I seen I seen something earlier in the week. 2009 01:42:50.960 --> 01:42:55.439 I can't remember. I'm gonna absolutely butcher this, but somebody 2010 01:42:55.520 --> 01:42:58.720 had this like really detailed description of like so images 2011 01:42:58.760 --> 01:43:01.640 of the moon from art and then supposed images of 2012 01:43:01.640 --> 01:43:05.119 the art from the moon. Yeah, and how like nothing 2013 01:43:05.359 --> 01:43:09.640 matches up at all or makes any sense. I thought 2014 01:43:09.640 --> 01:43:10.560 it was quite fascinating. 2015 01:43:10.800 --> 01:43:13.600 There's some weird stuff going on, and I that's why 2016 01:43:13.680 --> 01:43:16.359 I've always said, like, I don't know what to believe in. 2017 01:43:16.680 --> 01:43:20.600 Speaking of cheese, we bought some Irish cheese that we liked, 2018 01:43:20.640 --> 01:43:22.000 and I just thought by you the whole time, and 2019 01:43:22.000 --> 01:43:23.600 it has like the flag on it and ship and 2020 01:43:23.600 --> 01:43:27.680 it's just like it's white cheddar. It's like Irish cheese. 2021 01:43:27.840 --> 01:43:29.239 And I was the whole time I was thinking about it. I 2022 01:43:29.239 --> 01:43:31.359 was like thinking about it. I was like eating your body. 2023 01:43:31.479 --> 01:43:36.279 You know, what can can I send food to Canada? 2024 01:43:37.119 --> 01:43:38.239 I have no idea. 2025 01:43:38.359 --> 01:43:40.159 Now obviously I know like I'm going to send like 2026 01:43:40.199 --> 01:43:43.760 fucking raw meat or anything like that, but stuff like that, 2027 01:43:43.880 --> 01:43:45.920 is that Is it possible for me to send that 2028 01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:46.239 to you? 2029 01:43:46.680 --> 01:43:49.039 I don't know because I want I'm gonna say this 2030 01:43:49.119 --> 01:43:51.319 on here, like I want to send me some ship, 2031 01:43:51.760 --> 01:43:55.079 but like I don't. I don't necessarily know because it 2032 01:43:55.079 --> 01:43:57.479 would be bait. Because I've debated on I have a 2033 01:43:57.520 --> 01:44:01.479 PO address, So I was debating on like giving fans 2034 01:44:01.479 --> 01:44:03.920 of the show my PO address because I've had people 2035 01:44:03.960 --> 01:44:05.960 reach out to me and be like, oh, I want 2036 01:44:05.960 --> 01:44:08.199 to send you this or that, and I was like, 2037 01:44:08.199 --> 01:44:09.520 I don't think you can do that, and they're like 2038 01:44:09.560 --> 01:44:11.720 they're in the States, Like no, I will go like 2039 01:44:11.800 --> 01:44:13.279 we can we can do that. Like it was like 2040 01:44:13.319 --> 01:44:16.800 something like not crazy. I think it might've been something 2041 01:44:16.840 --> 01:44:18.960 like food or something like that, or like a I 2042 01:44:19.000 --> 01:44:22.039 know one lady want to send me like books on something. 2043 01:44:22.600 --> 01:44:24.159 So a long time ago, but there was a couple 2044 01:44:24.199 --> 01:44:25.800 who have sent me stuff about like could I send 2045 01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:27.520 you this or that? And I was like, do you 2046 01:44:27.520 --> 01:44:29.760 guys have a mailing address? And I'm like not yet. 2047 01:44:30.479 --> 01:44:32.520 A few years ago I made the mistake of I 2048 01:44:32.560 --> 01:44:35.399 started to get that request more and more about sending 2049 01:44:35.439 --> 01:44:38.359 things to either taste or try or do, when I 2050 01:44:38.399 --> 01:44:40.439 was like, this is probably dangerous. And a few times 2051 01:44:40.479 --> 01:44:42.920 I was stooped enough to give out my actual address 2052 01:44:42.960 --> 01:44:46.399 and I was like whoa. Yeah. I was like, I'm 2053 01:44:46.399 --> 01:44:47.680 gonna get fucking Martyred. 2054 01:44:48.079 --> 01:44:50.399 No you like at that. We have a po address luckily, 2055 01:44:50.439 --> 01:44:52.600 so I could do that. Maybe it just sent it 2056 01:44:52.680 --> 01:44:56.399 to the post office whatever, but still. 2057 01:44:56.640 --> 01:44:58.359 Killed a lady in the post office instead. 2058 01:44:59.800 --> 01:45:04.239 So fucked so you could actually have your cremations made 2059 01:45:04.279 --> 01:45:08.199 into a firework. True motto, it will be the moment 2060 01:45:08.239 --> 01:45:12.479 of glory. Then suddenly you become brilliant, more brilliant than ever. 2061 01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:16.079 With starting price of around fifteen hundred us D, I 2062 01:45:16.079 --> 01:45:19.319 don't know USD is and I'm fucking too high. Two dollars, 2063 01:45:19.359 --> 01:45:24.720 isn't it. But it takes dollars. Oh weird, that makes sense. 2064 01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:26.359 That actually makes a lot of sense. I was like, 2065 01:45:26.520 --> 01:45:30.560 us would be us courtesy, so it makes sense. Who 2066 01:45:30.640 --> 01:45:32.399 the fuck else is doing fireworks? Though? 2067 01:45:32.800 --> 01:45:36.920 So now I want to make me a mummy, strap 2068 01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:39.960 me to a rocket, shoot me to the moon, and 2069 01:45:39.960 --> 01:45:42.760 then while that's all going on, you can take because 2070 01:45:42.760 --> 01:45:44.760 I have such a big horn, you can take half 2071 01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:47.439 of my horn and turn it into a firework. Shoot 2072 01:45:47.479 --> 01:45:50.439 the fireworks off at the same time playing the moon. 2073 01:45:50.760 --> 01:45:53.680 That image is fucked up, just like you like get 2074 01:45:53.760 --> 01:45:57.479 like out of some fucking cannon, but like you're in 2075 01:45:57.520 --> 01:46:01.359 a sarcophagus flying through the fucking towards the moon. But 2076 01:46:01.479 --> 01:46:04.119 like in the dick of the sarcophagus there's a bunch 2077 01:46:04.119 --> 01:46:08.640 of Roman candles, so it's like boom boom boom as 2078 01:46:08.640 --> 01:46:10.479 you're like flying towards the moon. 2079 01:46:11.520 --> 01:46:13.880 That's a pretty good description. That's kind of exactly what 2080 01:46:13.960 --> 01:46:14.680 I was pictured. 2081 01:46:15.640 --> 01:46:17.640 Or you could be made to a tattoo. 2082 01:46:18.560 --> 01:46:19.800 That would be cool as well. 2083 01:46:20.640 --> 01:46:22.359 That Bruce Lee tattoo is hilarious. 2084 01:46:23.159 --> 01:46:26.079 I'd love to get something. 2085 01:46:25.399 --> 01:46:28.199 So funny, fucking it's it's Bruce Lee but then it 2086 01:46:28.239 --> 01:46:31.479 connects to your fist like he's punching your giant fist. 2087 01:46:31.560 --> 01:46:35.640 It's fucking sweet. So yeah, this is literally a real thing. 2088 01:46:35.920 --> 01:46:39.920 Some tattoo artists will cremate, will create memorial tattoos with 2089 01:46:40.000 --> 01:46:43.640 ink made from cremated ashes of your loved ones. 2090 01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:46.960 Nice, here's something going to put out there. Actually know 2091 01:46:46.960 --> 01:46:50.000 what I think of it. If anyone thinks this is 2092 01:46:50.039 --> 01:46:52.640 a really funny, cool idea, what you can do is 2093 01:46:52.720 --> 01:46:56.119 you can send me and Tom money and then you 2094 01:46:56.159 --> 01:46:58.840 can choose the tattoo that we get. 2095 01:47:00.720 --> 01:47:03.720 I have enough room, there's I know there's certain places 2096 01:47:03.760 --> 01:47:04.199 I want. 2097 01:47:04.359 --> 01:47:06.520 Obviously we don't neither of us are going to get 2098 01:47:06.560 --> 01:47:10.199 like the big fucking stevel, no like backpiece or anything. 2099 01:47:10.199 --> 01:47:13.520 But if somebody wants to pick out a small tattoo, one. 2100 01:47:13.520 --> 01:47:15.920 Hundred percent, and this is like on to like if 2101 01:47:15.960 --> 01:47:18.520 fans are hearing this like ten years later, and if 2102 01:47:18.560 --> 01:47:21.479 people actually want to do this, your tattoo of choice. 2103 01:47:21.880 --> 01:47:23.479 But we do get to pick where it goes on 2104 01:47:23.479 --> 01:47:25.640 our body and how big is it? Big it is 2105 01:47:26.399 --> 01:47:28.199 because I have a bunch of plans for what I 2106 01:47:28.279 --> 01:47:31.640 want to do. But you know, with the recession that 2107 01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:34.760 we've never admitted we live we have. We're in the 2108 01:47:34.800 --> 01:47:38.000 bigger more. Uh, we're in worse off than we were 2109 01:47:38.039 --> 01:47:42.560 in the depression technically due to the economy and how 2110 01:47:42.560 --> 01:47:45.800 it's set up now. No, I'm not my grandfather working 2111 01:47:45.800 --> 01:47:48.920 at eleven years old and barely having anything to eat. 2112 01:47:49.439 --> 01:47:51.439 But due to the amount of money that is being 2113 01:47:51.479 --> 01:47:54.159 made currently and all that shit and how the economy 2114 01:47:54.199 --> 01:47:59.640 is set up, technically, we're in a very bad I'm 2115 01:47:59.680 --> 01:48:02.920 luckily they get paid decent. Not everyone gets paid when 2116 01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:05.800 I get paid, right, So, like, I'm sure that some 2117 01:48:05.840 --> 01:48:08.119 people are really struggling. I'm glad I'm not one of 2118 01:48:08.159 --> 01:48:12.199 those people, and I will if I need to, man, 2119 01:48:12.680 --> 01:48:14.039 I'll be like Tony Montana. 2120 01:48:14.319 --> 01:48:17.640 Yeah, well, actually, I think you're saying that from a 2121 01:48:17.680 --> 01:48:21.399 place of middle class, white privileged Tom. 2122 01:48:21.680 --> 01:48:23.840 Yes, you can't. 2123 01:48:23.600 --> 01:48:26.159 Speak on that because you obviously don't live and work 2124 01:48:26.199 --> 01:48:28.039 in the coal mines like the rest of us. 2125 01:48:28.319 --> 01:48:30.720 No, No, I don't live in the coal mines. I 2126 01:48:30.760 --> 01:48:34.560 don't have black face coming in a coal but no, 2127 01:48:34.760 --> 01:48:36.920 I do work hard for my money and I have 2128 01:48:37.119 --> 01:48:39.119 lived a pretty rough flight. 2129 01:48:39.239 --> 01:48:40.920 Nope, not allowed to say any of that. 2130 01:48:41.319 --> 01:48:44.600 I know, and I know more poor black people and 2131 01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:46.760 maybe it's because I associate more with white people. 2132 01:48:47.359 --> 01:48:49.399 It doesn't matter, No, it doesn't matter that you've had 2133 01:48:49.399 --> 01:48:51.960 any of these things, or you've been allowed, or you 2134 01:48:51.960 --> 01:48:53.840 have a job or anything. You could just cancel out 2135 01:48:53.880 --> 01:48:55.600 all of that because it's not right. 2136 01:48:56.159 --> 01:48:58.880 It's so funny because most of my friends that I 2137 01:48:58.920 --> 01:49:02.039 grew up with were like poor white dudes, like dudes 2138 01:49:02.079 --> 01:49:06.600 that didn't have much. I was middle class to say 2139 01:49:06.640 --> 01:49:11.319 the least, and definitely mediocre. And then I I made 2140 01:49:11.399 --> 01:49:14.279 my life worse. I've always said this, right that I've 2141 01:49:14.720 --> 01:49:17.359 I was the one that created a lot of the 2142 01:49:17.359 --> 01:49:19.279 turmoil that I had with in my life. But also 2143 01:49:19.359 --> 01:49:22.479 I was questioning my existence and a bunch of other shit. 2144 01:49:22.560 --> 01:49:25.359 Why am I here all this stuff? But like most 2145 01:49:25.399 --> 01:49:28.199 of my friends, almost all my friends ever, one kid 2146 01:49:28.279 --> 01:49:29.920 that I've joked about that had a pool in his 2147 01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:33.199 house and he would dress with like ripped jeans and 2148 01:49:33.319 --> 01:49:36.399 ripped sweaters to look like us because we were all 2149 01:49:36.439 --> 01:49:40.479 like just scraping by technically, Like if technically all my 2150 01:49:40.479 --> 01:49:43.560 friends just scraping by and these are just white people, 2151 01:49:43.760 --> 01:49:46.159 My buddy, this is my one buddy that like were like, 2152 01:49:46.239 --> 01:49:49.119 I would be jealous because I couldn't hang out there. 2153 01:49:49.279 --> 01:49:50.920 His mom was a nurse and she worked the nice 2154 01:49:50.960 --> 01:49:54.319 shift and she was raising her like two sons by 2155 01:49:54.319 --> 01:49:56.960 herself and a daughter that was grown that would come 2156 01:49:57.239 --> 01:49:59.680 like come into the house, and we had always razer 2157 01:49:59.720 --> 01:50:03.800 and shit. But like inn, like all my friends would 2158 01:50:03.800 --> 01:50:07.000 go there because we're all like from poor environments or 2159 01:50:07.119 --> 01:50:09.199 parents that were just like trying to scrape by, so 2160 01:50:09.359 --> 01:50:12.199 like let their kids go run around the town, you know. 2161 01:50:12.840 --> 01:50:15.399 And it's crazy because most people be like, you're like 2162 01:50:15.560 --> 01:50:18.479 white privilege, Like shut the fuck up, man, there's black 2163 01:50:18.520 --> 01:50:21.039 privilege now that if you're anything but white, you have 2164 01:50:21.079 --> 01:50:21.960 some sort of privilege. 2165 01:50:22.520 --> 01:50:24.720 Yeah, that's always my argument that I know people are 2166 01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:26.800 just gonna say, oh, you're only saying that because you're white, 2167 01:50:26.840 --> 01:50:29.560 But like I do feel like that, like in modern 2168 01:50:29.680 --> 01:50:33.640 day and now it's like a crime to be like yeah. 2169 01:50:34.039 --> 01:50:36.199 Now one hundred percent and you see this, and there's 2170 01:50:36.239 --> 01:50:39.920 there's black creators, right, people that you know have a 2171 01:50:40.000 --> 01:50:43.119 darker skin color than me. Because I say there's one race, 2172 01:50:43.159 --> 01:50:44.840 the human race. I don't even give a shit, man, 2173 01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:47.399 I have Jamaican family, Man, I don't give a shit 2174 01:50:47.920 --> 01:50:51.760 Like this idea that like everyone is different and I'm 2175 01:50:52.159 --> 01:50:54.680 had two very strong beers of why I'm saying stuff 2176 01:50:54.680 --> 01:50:56.560 like this, because I'm like, don't care. Right at this 2177 01:50:56.640 --> 01:50:59.399 point in my life, I've done this podcast long enough, 2178 01:51:00.079 --> 01:51:03.000 i have enough of an influence online where I'm like, man, 2179 01:51:03.359 --> 01:51:05.399 it is what it is. People need to realize that 2180 01:51:05.439 --> 01:51:08.960 there's something beyond skin color, the fact that like you 2181 01:51:09.000 --> 01:51:11.439 will be considered more in the States. In can I'm 2182 01:51:11.439 --> 01:51:14.840 sure Canada does this, but you will be considered more 2183 01:51:15.000 --> 01:51:16.880 if you're a person of color then you will a 2184 01:51:16.920 --> 01:51:19.920 white person. It's the same way these French elitist people. 2185 01:51:19.960 --> 01:51:22.680 Why I always shoot on Quebec is there was people, 2186 01:51:22.720 --> 01:51:26.479 there's people suing certain like jobs or whatever in Quebec 2187 01:51:26.840 --> 01:51:29.560 that if you don't speak affluent French, if you're like 2188 01:51:29.640 --> 01:51:33.199 main language isn't like French, you will lose your job 2189 01:51:33.359 --> 01:51:37.039 or you'll get paid less than people that are French. 2190 01:51:37.560 --> 01:51:39.880 And for all the Canadians that know, and Americans and 2191 01:51:39.880 --> 01:51:42.079 everyone on in the other world that don't know, nobody 2192 01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:44.159 really likes Quebec. They want to do their own thing. 2193 01:51:44.159 --> 01:51:46.119 And if you go there, they're the only place in 2194 01:51:46.159 --> 01:51:48.920 Canada that's not bilingual. Everything is in French. And if 2195 01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:51.960 you don't speak French. They treat you like you're a 2196 01:51:52.000 --> 01:51:55.319 black guy in the nineteen forties in America. 2197 01:51:55.840 --> 01:52:01.119 So it's it's wiland. I feel like I'm gonna try 2198 01:52:01.159 --> 01:52:04.439 and keep my thoughts to myself because this is probably 2199 01:52:04.479 --> 01:52:07.920 a whole other episode. But yeah, I have a lot 2200 01:52:07.960 --> 01:52:09.720 of thoughts one hundred percent. 2201 01:52:10.520 --> 01:52:13.000 And we've uh this was meant to be like me 2202 01:52:13.000 --> 01:52:15.600 and Aaron Lile. It's been two months since we've recorded, 2203 01:52:15.680 --> 01:52:18.920 and Strange Brew is very much open, right. The way 2204 01:52:18.960 --> 01:52:21.560 we talk about stuff is very open, and that's the 2205 01:52:21.560 --> 01:52:23.640 whole point of the show, right, is to kind of 2206 01:52:23.680 --> 01:52:26.600 be out there and to be our true selves. I'm 2207 01:52:26.600 --> 01:52:29.279 not doing this for anyone else but myself. And then 2208 01:52:29.439 --> 01:52:32.319 people love and you know, connect with that content that 2209 01:52:32.359 --> 01:52:35.960 I'm doing, then good share it, you know, like I've 2210 01:52:36.000 --> 01:52:38.600 only been here trying to just do something that's entertaining 2211 01:52:38.600 --> 01:52:43.840 and fun and not be like everybody else. Yeah, and 2212 01:52:43.960 --> 01:52:46.640 then you guys know who you are, the hose heads, right, 2213 01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:49.119 I joke, because that's the what There is a cult. 2214 01:52:49.199 --> 01:52:51.359 I'm just kidding, but it's like a following of this 2215 01:52:51.479 --> 01:52:54.000 show and now coming to your show, and our shows 2216 01:52:54.000 --> 01:52:56.680 are crossing over where I've noticed that recently, I'm getting 2217 01:52:56.720 --> 01:52:59.119 more and more down with from Ireland, so like there 2218 01:52:59.199 --> 01:53:02.640 is this like bridge being connected, right, and and even 2219 01:53:02.640 --> 01:53:04.199 with the podcast or that it was stuff and this 2220 01:53:04.399 --> 01:53:08.359 was all meant to be fun, right, I've never claimed 2221 01:53:08.359 --> 01:53:12.439 to be an intellectual podcast, you know, never claim that shit. 2222 01:53:12.520 --> 01:53:14.039 I'm gonna talk about what I want to talk about, 2223 01:53:14.079 --> 01:53:17.439 and I'm gonna drink and get high like I would 2224 01:53:17.479 --> 01:53:18.600 every day. You know. 2225 01:53:19.600 --> 01:53:22.359 That's the fun of it. That's like the fun of 2226 01:53:22.399 --> 01:53:24.520 it thought, that's the thing. Like it's it's sometimes sometimes 2227 01:53:24.560 --> 01:53:27.479 I think people take shit like a little bit too seriously. 2228 01:53:27.560 --> 01:53:29.840 And I know we've talked about a lot of serious 2229 01:53:29.880 --> 01:53:33.039 topics over the last year or two or whatever, but 2230 01:53:33.239 --> 01:53:37.039 like there is a degree of it that's like, you know, 2231 01:53:37.199 --> 01:53:39.680 everything doesn't have to be a problem. 2232 01:53:40.079 --> 01:53:43.199 I have to laugh. We've talked about like some serious shit. 2233 01:53:43.319 --> 01:53:46.079 I have to try. Like even Billy always brings up 2234 01:53:46.119 --> 01:53:49.279 the Chris Watts episode, which one of the darkest episodes 2235 01:53:49.319 --> 01:53:51.720 be done next to the Highway of Tears, which is 2236 01:53:51.760 --> 01:53:55.560 the Indigenous people going missing and stuff like that. But 2237 01:53:55.840 --> 01:53:59.319 like even then, I tried to kid, I'm sure if 2238 01:53:59.319 --> 01:54:01.399 people justen do it, whoa I don't even remember what 2239 01:54:01.520 --> 01:54:04.119 fuck I said, but I probably tried to get around 2240 01:54:04.159 --> 01:54:07.159 a bit, because like even those dark situations, I try 2241 01:54:07.159 --> 01:54:08.760 to I try. I have to try and make light 2242 01:54:08.800 --> 01:54:11.279 of it. That's how my psyche works. And I'm pretty 2243 01:54:11.319 --> 01:54:13.800 sure everyone that listens to this and even more people 2244 01:54:13.840 --> 01:54:16.000 out there think the same thing. And they always try 2245 01:54:16.039 --> 01:54:20.119 to hide. Everyone's trying to like appease people that they 2246 01:54:20.119 --> 01:54:20.800 don't even know. 2247 01:54:21.960 --> 01:54:24.039 Yeah, just do your own fucking thing. Be interested in 2248 01:54:24.039 --> 01:54:24.800 what you're interested. 2249 01:54:24.840 --> 01:54:28.720 And so we know, we know what Aaron wants to 2250 01:54:28.720 --> 01:54:31.199 do when he dies. Okay, so let's cover this. Aaron 2251 01:54:31.239 --> 01:54:35.359 wants to be mummified playing a sarcophagus launched into the moon, 2252 01:54:35.680 --> 01:54:38.399 but as he's going towards the moon, he wants to 2253 01:54:38.479 --> 01:54:41.880 have a bunch of Roman candles shooting from his penis. 2254 01:54:43.520 --> 01:54:45.560 It's hard, It's pretty much it. 2255 01:54:45.560 --> 01:54:46.199 It's hard to be. 2256 01:54:47.079 --> 01:54:48.960 That's pretty much it. I know it's gonna cost me 2257 01:54:49.000 --> 01:54:51.399 a lot of money, but I feel like that's a 2258 01:54:51.399 --> 01:54:54.199 pretty good way to go. And I picture as well, 2259 01:54:54.359 --> 01:54:56.880 kind of like what you said, I don't want to 2260 01:54:56.880 --> 01:54:59.760 be shot into space and a rocket. I'm kind of 2261 01:54:59.760 --> 01:55:12.399 picked sure and more like a Johnny Knoxville, Like. 2262 01:55:03.520 --> 01:55:11.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I pictured too. I definitely 2263 01:55:11.720 --> 01:55:16.640 pictured that the fucking waving goodbye as your fucking sarcophagus 2264 01:55:16.640 --> 01:55:17.680 gets launched. 2265 01:55:17.359 --> 01:55:20.279 Out this fucking huge kick, like what's his name. 2266 01:55:21.800 --> 01:55:28.359 Chris Pontius, oh Rip Taylor fa. Honestly, it's weird because 2267 01:55:28.399 --> 01:55:30.960 like this has been kind of a rants episode which 2268 01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:34.720 I've named them now off topic or off the rails, 2269 01:55:34.800 --> 01:55:36.680 I have to have two options or whatever, because we 2270 01:55:36.720 --> 01:55:39.119 did that Urban Legends episode. I think you saw clips 2271 01:55:39.119 --> 01:55:41.520 of it where it's like it was just the first 2272 01:55:41.520 --> 01:55:43.840 time Brett and Sawyer and Billy and all of us 2273 01:55:43.840 --> 01:55:45.720 came together and stuff like that, and we just had 2274 01:55:45.760 --> 01:55:49.239 fun and I had this like very complex like Urban 2275 01:55:49.319 --> 01:55:52.399 Legends tales, but it just kept going off the rails. 2276 01:55:52.439 --> 01:55:54.399 It just kept going on because I couldn't help it. 2277 01:55:54.560 --> 01:55:58.720 There's four of us, fucking Billy's like loving, like Sawyer's 2278 01:55:58.800 --> 01:56:02.520 joking about ship. It's so hard to contain. So that's 2279 01:56:02.520 --> 01:56:04.680 why it becomes these kind of fun shows that I 2280 01:56:04.720 --> 01:56:07.439 think that people are used to and enjoy. Actually, but 2281 01:56:07.640 --> 01:56:11.720 like i've recently why one of my go to films 2282 01:56:11.840 --> 01:56:14.960 are Jackass, and I have them bought on YouTube so 2283 01:56:15.000 --> 01:56:16.760 wherever we go, I can watch them. So the one 2284 01:56:16.800 --> 01:56:18.720 day in the honeymoon, I was drunk and I was like, 2285 01:56:19.439 --> 01:56:22.039 and we had that projector on this like side of 2286 01:56:22.039 --> 01:56:24.199 the wall or whatever, and I was like, man, we're 2287 01:56:24.199 --> 01:56:26.439 just watching some jackass ship and it was fucking fun. 2288 01:56:27.439 --> 01:56:29.479 It's so good. I watched them, and while back, maybe 2289 01:56:29.479 --> 01:56:31.279 about a year ago, I watched all of them, and 2290 01:56:31.319 --> 01:56:33.399 I just forgot how funny some of the. 2291 01:56:33.319 --> 01:56:37.199 Ship everything my so I was I was laughing at 2292 01:56:37.199 --> 01:56:39.560 this earlier because I was like, so I have a 2293 01:56:39.600 --> 01:56:45.560 bunch of people beat my body to Paul, but listen, 2294 01:56:45.720 --> 01:56:48.800 I wanted to be kids. I want specifically to be 2295 01:56:48.840 --> 01:56:51.479 a bunch of like children like a village, like laughing 2296 01:56:51.880 --> 01:56:54.640 their asses off, like the best enjoyment they've had because they. 2297 01:56:54.479 --> 01:56:55.239 Live in like a village. 2298 01:56:55.359 --> 01:57:00.239 Like yeah, yes, because my entire entire plane. Yeah you 2299 01:57:00.279 --> 01:57:03.560 smack me candy? Does you stuff my mouthful of candy? Right? 2300 01:57:03.840 --> 01:57:05.119 I'm like, this is all coming off the top of 2301 01:57:05.119 --> 01:57:07.560 my head. So I stuffed my mouthful of candy and 2302 01:57:07.600 --> 01:57:09.600 then they beat me to a living pop. And then 2303 01:57:09.720 --> 01:57:13.680 when I I spee you out candy right, and then 2304 01:57:16.079 --> 01:57:18.079 yeah and then yeah, but you have to string me 2305 01:57:18.199 --> 01:57:20.359 up first too, and like you supposed if you have 2306 01:57:20.399 --> 01:57:22.000 to hit my stomach, you know, because I'm kind of 2307 01:57:22.000 --> 01:57:23.880 tab you gotta like fucking get that ship down to 2308 01:57:23.920 --> 01:57:25.600 Billy side. 2309 01:57:28.159 --> 01:57:28.640 Body. 2310 01:57:28.840 --> 01:57:33.359 Yeah, you know, they string me up and then just 2311 01:57:33.439 --> 01:57:35.680 hang me there for like a week or so. You know, 2312 01:57:35.680 --> 01:57:37.560 I just like have everyone look at me and stuff 2313 01:57:37.600 --> 01:57:41.880 like that, and then you strap me to like a 2314 01:57:41.920 --> 01:57:44.399 donkey and then just rive me out into the desert 2315 01:57:44.920 --> 01:57:47.560 and then just have a bunch of vultures pick apart 2316 01:57:47.640 --> 01:57:52.079 my flesh. But then R two D two and C 2317 01:57:52.319 --> 01:57:55.279 three p O find me there and they drag me 2318 01:57:55.319 --> 01:57:58.199 to that thing that Luke Skywalker goes to and return 2319 01:57:58.199 --> 01:58:03.399 of the Jedi pit or whatever. Yeah, opens up and 2320 01:58:03.439 --> 01:58:06.039 he's like, you know the pig people, those pig dudes are, 2321 01:58:06.640 --> 01:58:08.840 and then they eat my bones and that's how I'll die. 2322 01:58:09.000 --> 01:58:14.800 I can just imagine I'm actually visioning like some kind 2323 01:58:14.840 --> 01:58:18.680 of like desert area and there's like you know, like 2324 01:58:18.800 --> 01:58:21.039 maybe some grass or tumble beeat and ship, and then 2325 01:58:21.279 --> 01:58:24.079 just over the horizon you can just see R two 2326 01:58:24.119 --> 01:58:24.640 D two. 2327 01:58:27.159 --> 01:58:29.119 Just so slowly just. 2328 01:58:29.039 --> 01:58:31.600 Walking towards you. I just and I also wonder how 2329 01:58:31.680 --> 01:58:34.000 much of your body would be left after it was 2330 01:58:34.039 --> 01:58:36.439 beaten to a pulp and left hanging for a week. 2331 01:58:36.720 --> 01:58:40.680 Yeah, you know that do that Beele juice where he's 2332 01:58:40.680 --> 01:58:42.960 hanging out of the rope and he's like been smashed 2333 01:58:43.000 --> 01:58:46.359 by the tire. That's how it looked like a little worse. 2334 01:58:46.960 --> 01:58:50.000 Actually, you know what else I would probably really like 2335 01:58:50.279 --> 01:58:53.279 if they were able to perform some sort of shrunken 2336 01:58:53.279 --> 01:58:55.000 head thing on me. So leave me with my normal 2337 01:58:55.079 --> 01:58:57.000 sized body, but give me that tiny head like the 2338 01:58:57.079 --> 01:59:03.119 doing Beetle juice, and then how me like like taxit army, 2339 01:59:03.359 --> 01:59:06.000 just like put me in like in an armchair in 2340 01:59:06.039 --> 01:59:07.960 the sitting room, so like all the grand kids can 2341 01:59:07.960 --> 01:59:09.319 look at me and I have this tiny yeal or 2342 01:59:09.319 --> 01:59:11.640 shrunken head but the normal. 2343 01:59:11.199 --> 01:59:15.119 Yeah, dude, that is actually what was one of my ideas. 2344 01:59:15.159 --> 01:59:17.600 And I've said this to Chelsea for sure. I've joked 2345 01:59:17.600 --> 01:59:19.960 about it when we were watching like Baits Motel or whatever. 2346 01:59:20.279 --> 01:59:23.279 I was like, man, just fucking stuff me. So you know, finally, 2347 01:59:23.520 --> 01:59:25.399 if you were able to do that, because it should 2348 01:59:25.399 --> 01:59:27.760 be for I don't give a ship freedom of expression 2349 01:59:27.800 --> 01:59:30.560 it everywhere other than what it goes too far. But 2350 01:59:30.880 --> 01:59:33.720 if I agreed with my kids and stuff like that, 2351 01:59:33.760 --> 01:59:35.520 and I was like, I want to be a I 2352 01:59:35.560 --> 01:59:37.880 want to be a doll. I want to be a mannequin. 2353 01:59:38.439 --> 01:59:41.800 And they agreed, and I agreed that freedom man as 2354 01:59:41.840 --> 01:59:43.960 a freedom supposed to be about, you know, if they 2355 01:59:44.000 --> 01:59:45.800 want to do that, and then if you have if 2356 01:59:45.800 --> 01:59:48.000 you bring people over, that's your choice, you know, and 2357 01:59:48.039 --> 01:59:50.079 they don't like it, then that's your choice. 2358 01:59:50.520 --> 01:59:53.760 Be like the fucking the Grandpa in Texas And. 2359 01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:55.399 Have you played the game yet? 2360 01:59:55.800 --> 01:59:56.039 No? 2361 01:59:56.399 --> 01:59:58.960 You have to like feed Grandpa blood. I haven't played 2362 01:59:58.960 --> 02:00:00.720 as much as I should have, like should have. 2363 02:00:01.119 --> 02:00:02.960 There's a couple of things, and this is something that 2364 02:00:02.960 --> 02:00:05.640 we probably need to talk about, not on an episode 2365 02:00:05.680 --> 02:00:07.399 or whatever, but there's a couple of things that I 2366 02:00:07.439 --> 02:00:09.000 want to pick up. But I only want to pick 2367 02:00:09.039 --> 02:00:11.600 up stuff that maybe we can play online. 2368 02:00:12.000 --> 02:00:15.039 There is a open thing, I'm sure for the fans 2369 02:00:15.039 --> 02:00:16.920 of my show and your show where we should do 2370 02:00:17.000 --> 02:00:20.399 an episode about horror games, because I've specifically spent time 2371 02:00:20.439 --> 02:00:22.359 doing that the last two years. That is the stuff 2372 02:00:22.359 --> 02:00:24.880 on Patreon that at dead of night game or you 2373 02:00:24.880 --> 02:00:26.960 get Chasing the Hotel's the most frightening. 2374 02:00:27.000 --> 02:00:29.520 I smatched my face to there's a new game I 2375 02:00:29.560 --> 02:00:33.279 see everybody talking about you have to it's only a 2376 02:00:33.319 --> 02:00:36.319 shark game. I think it's like eighteen minutes. But if 2377 02:00:36.359 --> 02:00:38.520 you make any noise, you die. 2378 02:00:39.239 --> 02:00:39.960 I'm not good at that. 2379 02:00:41.640 --> 02:00:46.000 It records like you, so like if you whimp or scream, 2380 02:00:46.319 --> 02:00:49.840 shout or anything like that, something like that. I remember a. 2381 02:00:49.960 --> 02:00:52.840 Game like that where it's kind of like quiet place 2382 02:00:52.920 --> 02:00:55.600 or whatever. It's a game where you're, like, I think, 2383 02:00:55.680 --> 02:00:58.640 in kind of like a snowy area. I try like once, 2384 02:00:58.720 --> 02:01:00.720 and if you're the killer thing, you're like blind, but 2385 02:01:00.800 --> 02:01:03.840 you can pick up on things and people talk on mics. 2386 02:01:04.239 --> 02:01:06.000 And I tried playing it. It's fine because no one 2387 02:01:06.079 --> 02:01:09.600 was on the server, so I couldn't hear. I couldn't 2388 02:01:09.600 --> 02:01:11.920 play it because there's no one on the server. But 2389 02:01:11.960 --> 02:01:14.439 the premise of the game looked cool and was smart, 2390 02:01:14.800 --> 02:01:16.920 and my brother was like, you should stream this and shit, 2391 02:01:16.960 --> 02:01:18.960 and I tried, and I was like, man, I'm just 2392 02:01:19.000 --> 02:01:21.479 gonna talk this whole time. I get scared, so like 2393 02:01:21.560 --> 02:01:24.439 in with games of this big monitoring front me that 2394 02:01:24.560 --> 02:01:27.439 Dead of Night game for everyone that knows, I smashed 2395 02:01:27.439 --> 02:01:29.399 my face into a fucking microphone because I was so 2396 02:01:29.439 --> 02:01:32.159 scared of this guy appearing at nowhere you want to 2397 02:01:32.159 --> 02:01:34.600 play a game to stream? That one was fucking it? Man, 2398 02:01:35.239 --> 02:01:37.800 so scared? All right, Well, we went an hour longer 2399 02:01:37.840 --> 02:01:41.279 than we thought we were going to at least for this, 2400 02:01:41.960 --> 02:01:45.000 and you know this is what happens. Two months go by. Right, 2401 02:01:45.439 --> 02:01:49.960 We're best friends across the world, and this is gonna 2402 02:01:50.000 --> 02:01:52.520 be an ongoing thing where Aaron's gonna disappear and then 2403 02:01:52.520 --> 02:01:56.199 not tell me about it. I'm just kidding. We're back 2404 02:01:56.239 --> 02:01:59.159 to the grind and we have plenty of ideas. I'm 2405 02:01:59.199 --> 02:02:01.520 so like every time we talk for all the fans there, like, 2406 02:02:01.560 --> 02:02:04.920 I have such a I have like a million things 2407 02:02:04.960 --> 02:02:07.840 I've already thought about with Billy. I'm like, Okay, what 2408 02:02:07.840 --> 02:02:10.039 what do I need to do with Billy? Okay, what 2409 02:02:10.199 --> 02:02:13.159 would be funny to hear Billy talk about? And that's 2410 02:02:13.159 --> 02:02:16.000 like easy, right, because I'm like, Okay, this has to 2411 02:02:16.000 --> 02:02:19.199 be him, has to because his thought would be interesting 2412 02:02:20.000 --> 02:02:22.720 or funny or whatever. Right, And that's why there shot 2413 02:02:22.800 --> 02:02:24.880 episodes and want all three of us to finally put 2414 02:02:24.920 --> 02:02:27.760 together and do. But there's certain ones where I'm like, 2415 02:02:28.000 --> 02:02:30.399 h I want to hear your thoughts or we have 2416 02:02:30.520 --> 02:02:32.439 to do this. So we've been planning a bunch of 2417 02:02:32.479 --> 02:02:36.000 stuff on both sides of the world, and I'm so excited. Man, 2418 02:02:36.000 --> 02:02:37.439 I can't stop thinking of ideas. 2419 02:02:37.720 --> 02:02:40.920 I feel like sometimes I'm like I have like fucking 2420 02:02:40.960 --> 02:02:43.640 autism or something, or am I like on the spectrum 2421 02:02:43.680 --> 02:02:46.520 because like I get all of these ideas and like 2422 02:02:46.680 --> 02:02:49.880 I have so many like lists and notes and notebooks 2423 02:02:49.920 --> 02:02:53.720 and like pieces of paper and like notes in my phone. Yeah, 2424 02:02:53.880 --> 02:02:55.920 I'm like, I really should like try and condense these 2425 02:02:55.960 --> 02:02:59.119 down into something where like I can actually attempt to 2426 02:02:59.199 --> 02:03:03.039 action them, yeah, instead of just like being like sporadic. 2427 02:03:03.159 --> 02:03:06.199 Like it's so funny because we think the exact same thing. 2428 02:03:06.279 --> 02:03:10.359 I have a list of over a hundred episodes more 2429 02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:13.000 than that that I want to do, right, but guess what, 2430 02:03:14.079 --> 02:03:17.079 I always find something else that I end up writing 2431 02:03:17.119 --> 02:03:20.720 out before this list of fucking episodes that I have. 2432 02:03:21.159 --> 02:03:22.920 You have, we have Meet Aaron, have a list of 2433 02:03:22.920 --> 02:03:25.479 stuff we want to do for both of our shows, 2434 02:03:25.640 --> 02:03:28.279 at least with us, and I don't think we've even 2435 02:03:28.319 --> 02:03:29.159 touched a bit of it. 2436 02:03:30.119 --> 02:03:32.560 Nope, I'm looking at it right now. So just before 2437 02:03:32.600 --> 02:03:36.439 we finish the episode, so for commentaries, we have Blair 2438 02:03:36.439 --> 02:03:44.720 Witch two the Craft Heroes or three August Underground Chernobyl Diaries, 2439 02:03:46.960 --> 02:03:53.840 Starting Slashers in two thousand and one, Stitches Shrooms. 2440 02:03:53.960 --> 02:03:56.239 Oh yeah, that clown ship. I haven't seen that either. 2441 02:03:56.920 --> 02:04:00.600 There see it's on there reviews. 2442 02:04:00.640 --> 02:04:06.479 We have the new hell Raiser Tusk, Dark Skies. 2443 02:04:06.720 --> 02:04:08.960 Dark Sky's amazing. God do we gotta get on this 2444 02:04:09.039 --> 02:04:15.079 ship man? And this is forecast, so everyone go check 2445 02:04:15.119 --> 02:04:15.600 out that ship. 2446 02:04:16.000 --> 02:04:19.199 Episode idea is best killed scenes, best on made sequels, 2447 02:04:19.279 --> 02:04:23.199 creepiest movie scenes, best horror movie locations, worst horror movies 2448 02:04:23.239 --> 02:04:28.600 of all time, most underrated, most overrated. And then for 2449 02:04:29.680 --> 02:04:32.439 strange brew, I have a ship on John Lang that 2450 02:04:32.439 --> 02:04:41.439 gang you yes, James Bulger's Murder, nine eleven Conspiracies, Texas 2451 02:04:41.520 --> 02:04:49.479 Killing Fields, Alison Alison mack Red, Dragon Book Wolf Messing. 2452 02:04:50.600 --> 02:04:53.319 Alison mack Is the next call, isn't it? 2453 02:04:54.680 --> 02:04:58.960 What else do we have? Mckamey manor Finders Coach, Staten 2454 02:04:59.000 --> 02:05:05.279 Island Disappearance, Backyard Wrestling, Watch Lungs, the New Jack stabbing 2455 02:05:05.359 --> 02:05:09.600 in the incident, that fucking wrestler. It's like basically Nerdy 2456 02:05:09.680 --> 02:05:11.560 Martyred the dude in the ring, dude. 2457 02:05:11.680 --> 02:05:13.279 When you to start doing this, especially some of the 2458 02:05:13.319 --> 02:05:15.479 ones that are for your show. That are easy to do. 2459 02:05:15.880 --> 02:05:18.239 The best location ship, I can think of that ship 2460 02:05:18.319 --> 02:05:20.720 right now, give me a beer or two. I be like, oh, 2461 02:05:20.760 --> 02:05:24.600 the best horror movie locations a fucking desert. It was 2462 02:05:24.720 --> 02:05:25.920 like nothing, I need. 2463 02:05:25.720 --> 02:05:27.960 To I need to start pulling that together and I'll start. 2464 02:05:27.960 --> 02:05:29.720 We'll get the images and stuff and start getting them 2465 02:05:29.720 --> 02:05:30.680 a loaded undred percent. 2466 02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:32.520 There's so much stuff. That's why I want the fans 2467 02:05:32.520 --> 02:05:36.119 to know that. Like this motivates me, you know, like 2468 02:05:36.560 --> 02:05:38.920 recording with you always like gets my blood going. I 2469 02:05:38.920 --> 02:05:41.159 don't know, because we were like the same. I feel 2470 02:05:41.159 --> 02:05:44.479 like I can thread your thoughts sometimes about certain stuff 2471 02:05:44.479 --> 02:05:46.760 I want to do or whatever. Right Billy, I'm like, 2472 02:05:47.039 --> 02:05:48.439 I look at him and I don't know what the 2473 02:05:48.439 --> 02:05:51.920 fuck's going on his mind. Look at him. 2474 02:05:52.680 --> 02:05:55.159 You mentioned him. I just picture him when you're done, 2475 02:05:55.199 --> 02:05:56.840 him up as the fucking clown. 2476 02:05:57.279 --> 02:06:00.199 I know. Well, no, it was the the funniest ship 2477 02:06:00.359 --> 02:06:02.399 was I was doing my makeup. You saw the story 2478 02:06:02.479 --> 02:06:05.079 where he came up behind me in the Slenderman outfit, 2479 02:06:05.399 --> 02:06:08.880 and I was like, he's like it shows like everything, 2480 02:06:09.359 --> 02:06:11.640 Like he's just like it's like sucked. It's like seeing 2481 02:06:11.640 --> 02:06:16.800 Billy naked without like the details. So like he did that, 2482 02:06:16.880 --> 02:06:19.319 he stood over me and the YouTube clip for like 2483 02:06:19.399 --> 02:06:24.600 the what's it called the stupid tag? What's that called? Screen? 2484 02:06:25.119 --> 02:06:28.960 What can thumbnails? I was like tag whatever? Uh, And 2485 02:06:29.000 --> 02:06:31.680 he stood over and you could see like you can 2486 02:06:31.840 --> 02:06:34.000 kind of see some ship in his crotcherry. So I 2487 02:06:34.000 --> 02:06:38.199 had to put the logo over it. I was like, great, yeah, 2488 02:06:38.279 --> 02:06:40.600 cause it's like he look a me. So you'll get 2489 02:06:40.600 --> 02:06:43.680 a fucking power rager. So far, everything we've done for 2490 02:06:43.880 --> 02:06:46.600 the Halloween Specialist that has been very funny. That's why 2491 02:06:46.720 --> 02:06:52.119 next year you actually have to be there to come 2492 02:06:52.159 --> 02:06:52.520 over there. 2493 02:06:52.560 --> 02:06:53.159 Man. 2494 02:06:54.439 --> 02:06:58.039 I know you were there in the live special, but 2495 02:06:58.199 --> 02:07:00.479 that was like three hours you showed up to get 2496 02:07:00.520 --> 02:07:06.319 completely blast blasted. It's between plastered and blasted. So that 2497 02:07:06.520 --> 02:07:10.000 was like it's on the Patreon. I deplore people. We 2498 02:07:10.119 --> 02:07:13.520 cut it before it got too crazy. Uh, but you 2499 02:07:13.560 --> 02:07:15.920 were coherent and like I said when I edited, it 2500 02:07:15.960 --> 02:07:18.960 was the last forty five minutes that you became like 2501 02:07:19.640 --> 02:07:21.359 and I've done that on the show My well My 2502 02:07:21.760 --> 02:07:24.720 the Leprechaun episode, the same path as the last Russure 2503 02:07:24.760 --> 02:07:27.560 we did. It was the last ten minutes all of 2504 02:07:27.600 --> 02:07:29.439 a sudden, it hit all that hit me, and I 2505 02:07:29.520 --> 02:07:33.720 was like, ah, I couldn't even think Man Gone to 2506 02:07:33.720 --> 02:07:34.159 the Zoo. 2507 02:07:35.199 --> 02:07:38.359 That was absolutely fucking what. 2508 02:07:38.439 --> 02:07:41.479 I rewatched some of it and I was like like 2509 02:07:42.039 --> 02:07:45.680 audib audibly laughing, Like Chelsea, what do you laugh now? 2510 02:07:45.720 --> 02:07:47.760 I'm like what now? 2511 02:07:47.920 --> 02:07:50.600 I was like, that's that's slow dissent. 2512 02:07:51.279 --> 02:07:54.560 Yeah. It was just fucked red. And because I was 2513 02:07:54.600 --> 02:07:57.239 also high in my like Batman makeup and ship, some 2514 02:07:57.279 --> 02:07:58.840 of the ship that was going on with that, like 2515 02:07:59.439 --> 02:08:00.479 Jess was killing me. 2516 02:08:01.880 --> 02:08:08.600 It was just fucking it's my alarm. Oh Tom, wake up, Yeah. 2517 02:08:08.239 --> 02:08:11.039 Wake up from your dream. I've been I uh to 2518 02:08:11.159 --> 02:08:14.920 end this bally state ed, I've been. I've been listen 2519 02:08:14.920 --> 02:08:18.159 I I so recently I've been listening to uh David 2520 02:08:18.159 --> 02:08:20.600 Wilcox's book Always Take Him with a grain of Salt. 2521 02:08:20.960 --> 02:08:23.880 I've read all of his books. Uh, so this is 2522 02:08:23.920 --> 02:08:25.560 the last one that I'm actually gonna listen to. 2523 02:08:26.000 --> 02:08:26.159 Uh. 2524 02:08:26.159 --> 02:08:28.680 He's the guy from Ancient Aliens that claims that he's 2525 02:08:28.720 --> 02:08:31.600 like Edgar Casey. Uh. He's a weird looking fellow. He 2526 02:08:31.600 --> 02:08:33.239 says a lot of weird shit, and I don't know 2527 02:08:33.279 --> 02:08:35.159 if it's true or not. U. But also at the 2528 02:08:35.199 --> 02:08:37.039 same time, I'm reading David Ix' books Children of a 2529 02:08:37.079 --> 02:08:40.000 Matrix while reading a Howard Zinn book while listening to 2530 02:08:40.039 --> 02:08:43.039 howard' z in on the way home from work. So 2531 02:08:43.319 --> 02:08:46.159 I'm trying to consume myself those knowledge and then I 2532 02:08:46.279 --> 02:08:49.720 just get that's what I'm trying to do. And then 2533 02:08:49.720 --> 02:08:53.479 I just got I got very cheap the Manly P. 2534 02:08:53.720 --> 02:08:56.640 Hall book, The Secrets of All Ages or whatever one 2535 02:08:56.800 --> 02:09:00.159 loves Manly P. Hall, And I realized how thick that 2536 02:09:00.239 --> 02:09:03.720 ship was. It's huge, and he's like that it's like 2537 02:09:03.760 --> 02:09:06.960 an encyclopedia of the occult, and I'm like, way bigger 2538 02:09:06.960 --> 02:09:09.279 than I thought it was. So like, I just like, 2539 02:09:09.560 --> 02:09:11.439 I'm trying to buy as many books that I know 2540 02:09:11.520 --> 02:09:14.239 that I want in my collection before all of a sudden, 2541 02:09:14.800 --> 02:09:17.840 cand is like, you can't own anything, not even but 2542 02:09:18.039 --> 02:09:22.199 North Korea. Yeah, North Korea. So I'm trying. Yeah, they're 2543 02:09:22.239 --> 02:09:24.439 looking towards China, North Korea, and get. 2544 02:09:24.479 --> 02:09:27.119 You'll be going to like fucking You'll be going into 2545 02:09:27.159 --> 02:09:30.800 bookstores and stuff and it'll be just like MPC fucking 2546 02:09:31.520 --> 02:09:33.560 customers and like fake books and. 2547 02:09:33.479 --> 02:09:36.800 Shiite fall through him because he's. 2548 02:09:36.640 --> 02:09:40.479 Like it was some dude, I can't remember. He must 2549 02:09:40.479 --> 02:09:42.039 have like a YouTube channel or some ship or some 2550 02:09:42.119 --> 02:09:44.479 presence online. But I had seen it clip on TikTok 2551 02:09:44.560 --> 02:09:47.960 someone like reposted or something, and he was in some 2552 02:09:48.079 --> 02:09:51.840 sort of a car dealership in North Korea. Yeah, and 2553 02:09:51.920 --> 02:09:54.039 like he was filming it. It was the most bizarre 2554 02:09:54.079 --> 02:09:57.000 looking thing. He's talking like as he's doing, He's like, yes, 2555 02:09:57.079 --> 02:09:59.439 I'm here looking at these cars and whatever. I'm like 2556 02:09:59.439 --> 02:10:03.560 pretending I'm interested. And he was like, nobody in here 2557 02:10:03.840 --> 02:10:06.000 is a customer. I don't think. I think the company 2558 02:10:06.119 --> 02:10:10.520 have hired these people to walk around the showroom to 2559 02:10:10.680 --> 02:10:15.960 act as if like they're interested in the cars. And 2560 02:10:16.000 --> 02:10:18.960 like he he says something, there's a guy like looking 2561 02:10:19.000 --> 02:10:21.319 at one of them, and he's like, oh, yeah, it's 2562 02:10:21.319 --> 02:10:24.159 a nice car. Whatever you interested, And the dude like 2563 02:10:24.279 --> 02:10:27.439 turns and like I wouldn't say runs away, but like 2564 02:10:28.600 --> 02:10:30.079 kind of scurries away, and he's like. 2565 02:10:30.039 --> 02:10:30.680 Oh weird. 2566 02:10:31.239 --> 02:10:33.079 He was like, this is such a bizarre He was like, 2567 02:10:33.119 --> 02:10:35.960 nobody's coming near me to ask me about anything. Nobody's 2568 02:10:35.960 --> 02:10:37.800 like it's like everyone's just like going around. 2569 02:10:37.640 --> 02:10:41.960 Like it's a show. I can't imagine what it's like 2570 02:10:42.000 --> 02:10:45.119 in like place like China, and like people think that 2571 02:10:46.079 --> 02:10:49.800 the people that understand the history on both sides of 2572 02:10:49.800 --> 02:10:52.920 what's going on with the current war that has been 2573 02:10:53.359 --> 02:10:57.039 around as long as I've been alive is uh is. 2574 02:10:57.199 --> 02:11:00.479 It's kind of crazy because Gaza Strip was people. It's 2575 02:11:00.560 --> 02:11:03.439 like the first this setup for the first fifteen minute city, 2576 02:11:03.479 --> 02:11:06.960 the idea of it, because it is constantly surveilled. They're 2577 02:11:06.960 --> 02:11:10.119 constantly at the borders. There's checkpoints, so you can't pass 2578 02:11:10.199 --> 02:11:13.920 certain checkpoints for this reason or that reason. And then 2579 02:11:13.960 --> 02:11:16.199 if you know, because I saw this way before, I 2580 02:11:16.239 --> 02:11:18.680 knew about this stuff a long time ago, just because 2581 02:11:18.680 --> 02:11:21.199 of the rappers I was listening to. Right, it builds 2582 02:11:21.279 --> 02:11:24.479 Jewish Necros Jewish. They talked about. Vinnie Paz is Muslim. 2583 02:11:24.520 --> 02:11:29.239 He talks about it, you know, And it is kind 2584 02:11:29.239 --> 02:11:32.119 of crazy because they have mass surveillance and they have 2585 02:11:32.199 --> 02:11:34.159 to go through checkpoints and it's like a fifteen minute 2586 02:11:34.199 --> 02:11:37.159 city of what the idea of what they want to 2587 02:11:37.199 --> 02:11:39.800 bring about. Right. It's always so hard for me to 2588 02:11:39.800 --> 02:11:41.840 not to talk about this stuff because I can. I 2589 02:11:41.920 --> 02:11:45.039 see it everywhere. Man, I see all these people outraged 2590 02:11:45.039 --> 02:11:47.159 about this or that. But then it's like it's very 2591 02:11:47.199 --> 02:11:50.439 weird that people will get outraged about stuff in another country, 2592 02:11:50.760 --> 02:11:54.359 about what's happening. But then when people were coerced into 2593 02:11:54.439 --> 02:11:56.760 taking some sort of medical experiment, they're like, no, it's 2594 02:11:56.800 --> 02:11:59.520 good for everybody, go do it, and they're like you know, 2595 02:11:59.680 --> 02:12:01.800 and then people didn't want to. I always looked at 2596 02:12:01.960 --> 02:12:04.399 to me, whatever you want talk about like segregation of people. 2597 02:12:04.439 --> 02:12:07.359 To end this on like whatever, I always looked at 2598 02:12:07.359 --> 02:12:10.479 like a jew in the nineteen forties of like what 2599 02:12:10.520 --> 02:12:12.640 people thought about me because I didn't want to take it. 2600 02:12:13.560 --> 02:12:15.880 Well, I think what happens there is because I thought 2601 02:12:15.920 --> 02:12:18.479 about that a lot. Why does that happen? You know, 2602 02:12:18.520 --> 02:12:20.079 Like it's the same here in Ireland, Like we have 2603 02:12:20.119 --> 02:12:23.119 all these opinions about Like the news was on in 2604 02:12:23.119 --> 02:12:26.760 the background earlier before we started recording, when I was 2605 02:12:26.760 --> 02:12:29.439 down getting a drink and I'm like just listening to 2606 02:12:29.479 --> 02:12:31.600 all this shit about the gay as a strip and 2607 02:12:31.680 --> 02:12:35.319 like what all these Irish correspondents think in English correspondence, 2608 02:12:35.920 --> 02:12:37.760 and I'm like it's really funny, Like we're talking about 2609 02:12:37.760 --> 02:12:39.680 all this shit about like what they should and shouldn't 2610 02:12:39.680 --> 02:12:41.680 do and it should be this and it should be that, 2611 02:12:41.720 --> 02:12:43.880 and we're so worried about what's going on over there. 2612 02:12:43.920 --> 02:12:46.600 And there's one Irish person or something that was held 2613 02:12:46.680 --> 02:12:49.159 hostage out millions of people and it's like a big 2614 02:12:49.239 --> 02:12:51.359 travesty and oh my god, we should like blow up 2615 02:12:51.359 --> 02:12:53.880 the whole world. And then it's like all this shit 2616 02:12:53.960 --> 02:12:57.920 that's going on in our own country and everyone's like no, well, clearly, 2617 02:12:58.359 --> 02:13:02.520 like you know, our government wouldn't tell us the wrong thing, 2618 02:13:02.760 --> 02:13:05.600 or no we live we live in Ireland or we 2619 02:13:05.640 --> 02:13:07.159 live in America, so we're not. 2620 02:13:07.880 --> 02:13:10.680 We've been told do we live in a democracy? 2621 02:13:11.279 --> 02:13:17.560 Like so our like every news bulletin is revolving around 2622 02:13:17.600 --> 02:13:19.920 the Gaza strip and what's going on there, and it's 2623 02:13:19.960 --> 02:13:23.439 like the like five seconds at the end of like 2624 02:13:23.520 --> 02:13:27.600 the news bulletin is like, oh yeah, by the way, 2625 02:13:27.760 --> 02:13:30.840 you know, the Minister for Transport and the Minister for 2626 02:13:30.920 --> 02:13:34.399 Tourism and the Guarda Commissioner which is like the police 2627 02:13:34.399 --> 02:13:37.079 commissioner and all these people have signed off on all 2628 02:13:37.119 --> 02:13:42.000 these things to have self deportation so we don't deport 2629 02:13:42.039 --> 02:13:45.279 people in Ireland. So illegal immigrants don't get deported by force. 2630 02:13:45.920 --> 02:13:49.079 They're served a notice to self deport and then there 2631 02:13:49.159 --> 02:13:51.680 is no exit checks to find out if these people 2632 02:13:51.720 --> 02:13:53.159 have actually left the country, you. 2633 02:13:53.079 --> 02:13:56.920 Know, what's crazy. Every country is falling in lockstep with that. 2634 02:13:57.800 --> 02:13:59.920 United States starting to do that or buying a ministry. 2635 02:14:00.359 --> 02:14:03.319 So it's Canada and it is. It is crazy because 2636 02:14:03.319 --> 02:14:06.560 people are not aware of that this is being used 2637 02:14:06.600 --> 02:14:11.079 for a distraction one hundred percent. And it always bothers 2638 02:14:11.119 --> 02:14:13.479 me because I'm always like, man, you didn't stand up. 2639 02:14:13.640 --> 02:14:16.279 Where were all you people that were like free Gaza 2640 02:14:16.760 --> 02:14:19.119 and you know, free Palestine, because like, if I was 2641 02:14:19.159 --> 02:14:21.399 gonna sway more into one way or the other, it's 2642 02:14:21.439 --> 02:14:24.840 gonna be because Gas has been bombed more than any 2643 02:14:24.840 --> 02:14:27.680 of their places, the more most you know place there's 2644 02:14:27.760 --> 02:14:31.199 most people in a designated area whatever. And it's it's 2645 02:14:31.239 --> 02:14:33.680 crazy because I released one of my songs on Spotify, 2646 02:14:34.359 --> 02:14:36.520 uh and like YouTube music or whatever try to release 2647 02:14:36.640 --> 02:14:39.279 my old songs and it uses an atmosphere beat, which 2648 02:14:39.279 --> 02:14:41.479 I'm trying to grab a copyright thing. But I posted 2649 02:14:41.479 --> 02:14:46.239 a long time ago and I said I said something 2650 02:14:46.279 --> 02:14:50.479 about like, uh, you know, all the deaths and gazz 2651 02:14:50.600 --> 02:14:53.199 as the Western world just sits back and laughter like 2652 02:14:53.560 --> 02:14:55.640 and it's it's just so weird because I wrote that 2653 02:14:55.640 --> 02:14:58.079 ship when I was like twenty dude, like I was 2654 02:14:58.079 --> 02:14:59.920 twenty years like ten years ago, eleven years ago, I 2655 02:14:59.920 --> 02:15:02.600 was talking about this stuff and like I said, Iraq 2656 02:15:02.720 --> 02:15:06.960 left in disaster and all the deaths and gaza as 2657 02:15:07.000 --> 02:15:09.800 the Western world just sits back and laughter, like it's 2658 02:15:09.800 --> 02:15:12.279 something like that. It's just interesting because I was like 2659 02:15:12.399 --> 02:15:14.920 very young and knew about this stuff, and like I 2660 02:15:15.000 --> 02:15:18.319 don't there is deaths on either side, right, But I'm 2661 02:15:18.319 --> 02:15:22.840 always like, who's orchestraing that? Though? Who? 2662 02:15:22.840 --> 02:15:23.199 Who? 2663 02:15:23.239 --> 02:15:26.800 Funny Hamas? Right, Like where's all this money come from? 2664 02:15:26.800 --> 02:15:29.439 These weapons and ship? Right? So I love talking about. 2665 02:15:29.239 --> 02:15:31.520 This ship and that's that's the wild part about it, 2666 02:15:31.560 --> 02:15:33.359 And like we could probably do a whole episode on 2667 02:15:33.399 --> 02:15:35.520 the separate from this, but like you know, it's like 2668 02:15:35.880 --> 02:15:43.000 the same the same places that are funding uh like 2669 02:15:43.159 --> 02:15:47.880 weaponry and all this ship are then like the same 2670 02:15:47.920 --> 02:15:50.840 people who were going in and like spending billions to 2671 02:15:50.960 --> 02:15:52.680 like rebuild. 2672 02:15:52.520 --> 02:15:55.520 Yeah, black rocking fucking Raytheon and stuff. 2673 02:15:55.199 --> 02:15:59.560 And it's just like there's nobody and like I'm right, 2674 02:15:59.640 --> 02:16:02.359 and I'm fucking like I don't ever claim to be 2675 02:16:02.399 --> 02:16:05.159 like an intellectual learning I'm a dombas, But if my 2676 02:16:05.319 --> 02:16:08.840 dumbas sitting in a fucking attic in the southeast of 2677 02:16:08.880 --> 02:16:12.239 Ireland can see that. And I try not to consume 2678 02:16:12.319 --> 02:16:15.960 news as much as possible because it's just like number one. 2679 02:16:16.560 --> 02:16:20.279 To me, it sounds more unbelievable than watching fucking Freddy 2680 02:16:20.319 --> 02:16:24.560 Krueger killed Nancy and number two, I just can't suffer it. It 2681 02:16:24.600 --> 02:16:26.600 just makes me miserable. Like I'll obviously have an idea 2682 02:16:26.640 --> 02:16:28.640 of what's going on in the world, but I try 2683 02:16:28.680 --> 02:16:30.960 not to look at like the fucking you know, the 2684 02:16:31.119 --> 02:16:32.239 CNN version. 2685 02:16:32.280 --> 02:16:35.680 And I never watched newsduo, but shipped into I told 2686 02:16:35.719 --> 02:16:38.239 you as, I was in a lot of timpoole, right, 2687 02:16:38.360 --> 02:16:41.000 and then this happened, and then he swayed to one 2688 02:16:41.040 --> 02:16:44.000 way instantly on this side of Israel, and then he 2689 02:16:44.040 --> 02:16:46.479 started getting swayed to the other side. And then he 2690 02:16:46.520 --> 02:16:48.840 realized because I commented. I was like, man, I come 2691 02:16:48.840 --> 02:16:50.639 out on his post. I was like, dude, you're being 2692 02:16:50.680 --> 02:16:53.920 a fucking massive hypocrite and the way that you're speaking 2693 02:16:54.280 --> 02:16:56.879 about the deaths of people and being for like, oh, 2694 02:16:57.040 --> 02:16:59.479 Israel has the right to defend themselves and stuff like that, 2695 02:16:59.600 --> 02:17:02.040 So then does that mean that Ukraine had the right 2696 02:17:02.079 --> 02:17:04.719 to defend themselves against Russia? If you're thinking in that 2697 02:17:04.760 --> 02:17:07.200 ideology and stuff like that. You guys are like, you're 2698 02:17:07.280 --> 02:17:09.799 playing the same hand in the same puppet hand. You're 2699 02:17:10.079 --> 02:17:13.239 you're feeding into that hand of that slave master that 2700 02:17:13.280 --> 02:17:16.799 you're claiming to not want to be oppressed by. And 2701 02:17:16.840 --> 02:17:19.280 I was like, man, these people are such hypocrites, all 2702 02:17:19.319 --> 02:17:21.559 of them. So I stopped like listening. And now that's 2703 02:17:21.600 --> 02:17:23.399 why I told you, I've started to listen to books 2704 02:17:24.000 --> 02:17:26.520 and and old talks of Howard z In talk about 2705 02:17:26.559 --> 02:17:30.040 history because I truly believe he understood the real history 2706 02:17:30.040 --> 02:17:32.239 of what was going on, and he didn't play favorites 2707 02:17:32.959 --> 02:17:36.879 and looked at uh subjectively from the outside. Uh it's 2708 02:17:36.920 --> 02:17:38.879 it's fascinating to me. That's why some of my videos 2709 02:17:38.920 --> 02:17:41.719 have blown up of me posting him talk about you 2710 02:17:41.719 --> 02:17:44.319 know shit. But I just wanted to say to like 2711 02:17:44.360 --> 02:17:46.440 kind of and this is I stopped listening. I'll listen 2712 02:17:46.520 --> 02:17:48.520 to Timpool if I am at work and I'm do 2713 02:17:48.600 --> 02:17:50.639 a specific job that can listen to the speaker for 2714 02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:52.920 like an hour of podcasting and kind of do the 2715 02:17:52.920 --> 02:17:54.440 same thing for an hour. It's not like a couple 2716 02:17:54.479 --> 02:17:56.879 time once or twice a week, and uh so I'll 2717 02:17:56.879 --> 02:17:59.079 put that up and do that. But mostly now if 2718 02:17:59.120 --> 02:18:01.040 I can like David I just came out with his 2719 02:18:01.520 --> 02:18:05.920 podcast on London Reel, his latest one of three three hours, 2720 02:18:06.319 --> 02:18:09.000 and he's banned from twenty seven countries. Now. It's just 2721 02:18:09.399 --> 02:18:12.879 so crazy from speaking at least and all listen to 2722 02:18:12.920 --> 02:18:15.440 that stuff, because like, I would rather listen to David 2723 02:18:15.479 --> 02:18:19.719 Ike or even David Wilcock or Alex Jones talk over 2724 02:18:19.799 --> 02:18:23.079 some of these political commentary people. Yeah, even Alex Jones 2725 02:18:23.120 --> 02:18:25.079 is selling himself out a little bit in my opinion, 2726 02:18:25.120 --> 02:18:30.040 But they're all the extension of the same arm. Yeah. 2727 02:18:30.079 --> 02:18:32.840 I find that they fluctuate between sometimes who I listen to, Like, 2728 02:18:32.840 --> 02:18:35.520 there will be people that listen to religiously and then 2729 02:18:35.639 --> 02:18:37.600 like a certain topic or something will come up and 2730 02:18:37.639 --> 02:18:38.879 I'm like, huh, And. 2731 02:18:39.000 --> 02:18:43.479 I'd been liking to Benjamin Owen Benjamin dude, Yeah, he 2732 02:18:43.520 --> 02:18:46.159 said he's that comedian man. That wasn't the one thing 2733 02:18:46.159 --> 02:18:49.719 he said, like I think rumble and he's talking about 2734 02:18:49.760 --> 02:18:52.559 the idea of oil and dinosaurs, and I was like, hmmm, 2735 02:18:53.600 --> 02:18:56.159 I don't know, man, I think that I've always thought that, 2736 02:18:56.280 --> 02:18:58.239 Like what it's funny because I hear people talking about 2737 02:18:58.239 --> 02:19:00.840 this now, is that like oil is like the blood 2738 02:19:00.879 --> 02:19:04.000 of the mother nature, Mother Earth or whatever, right, And 2739 02:19:04.079 --> 02:19:05.600 I was like, I said that when I was like eighteen, 2740 02:19:06.000 --> 02:19:08.639 I was like, they probably have enough oil to like 2741 02:19:08.760 --> 02:19:11.440 you know, and they're lying to us about how much 2742 02:19:11.440 --> 02:19:13.239 oil they have. Like I've always said, they probably have 2743 02:19:13.319 --> 02:19:15.239 hundreds of years of oil in the reserves. When I 2744 02:19:15.239 --> 02:19:17.719 was like a teenager, I thought about this shit and 2745 02:19:17.719 --> 02:19:19.559 the fact that people now were just being like no 2746 02:19:20.000 --> 02:19:22.079 and they say some shit. I'm like, man, I had 2747 02:19:22.079 --> 02:19:24.280 that thought when I was a kid. Dude. I was like, 2748 02:19:24.319 --> 02:19:26.120 now you're starting to get it. It's weird because I 2749 02:19:26.200 --> 02:19:28.840 now see people like starting to turn on those light bulbs. 2750 02:19:29.000 --> 02:19:30.559 And I said to Billy, it's weird because we went 2751 02:19:30.600 --> 02:19:32.280 on this tangent i'll call me called this and off 2752 02:19:32.280 --> 02:19:34.600 the rails or off the topic episode because it really was. 2753 02:19:35.079 --> 02:19:37.600 But it was fun. I've enjoyed myself. But like the 2754 02:19:37.719 --> 02:19:40.079 idea of and I'm sure the fans have too, but 2755 02:19:40.159 --> 02:19:41.639 the idea of, like I've had these thoughts when I 2756 02:19:41.639 --> 02:19:43.280 was a kid, and then to see all these people 2757 02:19:43.319 --> 02:19:47.879 waking up is cool is weird to me in my opinion, 2758 02:19:47.959 --> 02:19:49.639 because I said a billion in one episode. I was like, 2759 02:19:49.879 --> 02:19:52.719 I guarant fucking tea. There was people that me and 2760 02:19:52.760 --> 02:19:55.600 you both know that were like Tom was crazy and 2761 02:19:55.639 --> 02:19:57.840 now like years later they'd be like, remember that Tom guy, 2762 02:19:57.920 --> 02:20:00.680 he said some crazy shit. But now it's coming true. 2763 02:20:00.680 --> 02:20:03.520 And I guarant fucking tee there's people out there there. 2764 02:20:03.600 --> 02:20:07.520 Being like that. It's like, oh yeah, man, I yeah, 2765 02:20:07.520 --> 02:20:08.200 I always agreed. 2766 02:20:08.319 --> 02:20:08.760 I was new. 2767 02:20:08.799 --> 02:20:09.120 Were right? 2768 02:20:10.040 --> 02:20:10.399 Did you? 2769 02:20:10.440 --> 02:20:10.600 Though? 2770 02:20:10.680 --> 02:20:14.600 You called me crazy? It's crazy. I'm sorry to write 2771 02:20:14.600 --> 02:20:16.959 different songs. I still have to right through. Uh, I 2772 02:20:17.000 --> 02:20:20.000 want to do a song for class, forreor cast of sucks. 2773 02:20:20.200 --> 02:20:23.360 I have it the basis of how I want to go. 2774 02:20:26.680 --> 02:20:27.159 Who's there? 2775 02:20:27.680 --> 02:20:28.840 Somebody's at the doorbell? 2776 02:20:29.079 --> 02:20:34.840 Are you alone? Okay, well maybe we should add this 2777 02:20:35.040 --> 02:20:37.639 all right, Well this went way longer than we thought. 2778 02:20:37.639 --> 02:20:39.040 We just won't have like a nice hour and a 2779 02:20:39.079 --> 02:20:42.399 half chop it up about strange funerals. But I think 2780 02:20:42.440 --> 02:20:45.040 it was merited since you've been gone for so long. 2781 02:20:45.079 --> 02:20:47.399 But the fans won't notice. As much as I. 2782 02:20:47.360 --> 02:20:51.840 Have my heart, we will go on, especially people really know. 2783 02:20:52.399 --> 02:20:55.040 I know, but we're we have a lot of stuff 2784 02:20:55.079 --> 02:20:58.360 in the works right now. And uh, you know, make 2785 02:20:58.399 --> 02:21:00.719 sure to subscribe to my music on see. I really 2786 02:21:00.760 --> 02:21:02.360 am pushing that for people to go check it out 2787 02:21:02.360 --> 02:21:05.440 on Spotify and YouTube music. It will just make me 2788 02:21:05.479 --> 02:21:07.719 feel my heart warm. If I could look up on 2789 02:21:07.799 --> 02:21:10.879 a year and I've had thousands of listens because I've 2790 02:21:10.920 --> 02:21:13.559 produced music, so I was very young. So I finally 2791 02:21:13.600 --> 02:21:16.600 decided to put it out there for free and all 2792 02:21:16.639 --> 02:21:18.639 that shit, like I don't expect anything back from people. 2793 02:21:18.639 --> 02:21:20.840 I just want them to listen. And I put out 2794 02:21:20.840 --> 02:21:23.079 a new song called The Great Resist and it's probably 2795 02:21:23.079 --> 02:21:25.280 one of the favorite things I've ever recorded, just because 2796 02:21:25.280 --> 02:21:29.000 it's very much like of anthem of like fight against 2797 02:21:29.040 --> 02:21:31.360 this shit. So go check that out. And obviously, if 2798 02:21:31.360 --> 02:21:34.920 I start writing review and buy merch man, I'm sure 2799 02:21:34.959 --> 02:21:38.040 more people out there, man get that logo I was 2800 02:21:38.079 --> 02:21:39.159 gonna buy your. 2801 02:21:39.200 --> 02:21:42.360 I really want to go to get that tattooed on. 2802 02:21:42.600 --> 02:21:45.000 I am, I Am. That's my plan. Actually, I actually 2803 02:21:45.040 --> 02:21:47.799 want to do a tattoo of the original logo, like 2804 02:21:47.879 --> 02:21:50.120 somewhere on my body where what we just started with 2805 02:21:50.159 --> 02:21:52.799 like ripping off Strange Brew and just having like a 2806 02:21:52.840 --> 02:21:55.920 bottle top, like a beer top of the cane opener, 2807 02:21:55.959 --> 02:21:58.280 and then I added other stuff that I just like edited. 2808 02:22:00.040 --> 02:22:03.239 That logo on that T shirt and the tattoo for him. 2809 02:22:03.079 --> 02:22:05.120 So I'm gonna get I want to get it. The 2810 02:22:05.520 --> 02:22:07.719 logo of the podcast right like that will probably be 2811 02:22:07.760 --> 02:22:11.040 forever now. I want it as like a sticker. I 2812 02:22:11.079 --> 02:22:13.559 want someone that can do like that sticker tattoo that 2813 02:22:13.600 --> 02:22:16.000 looks like a sticker. I'm definitely getting it, and you 2814 02:22:16.040 --> 02:22:17.600 should too, because you're part of this. Now. 2815 02:22:17.920 --> 02:22:21.000 That's I don't know, but I love that artwork. 2816 02:22:21.440 --> 02:22:23.760 I'm making Billy get it. But I'm also making Billy 2817 02:22:23.799 --> 02:22:26.760 get a strange brew on his eyelids. So when he 2818 02:22:26.840 --> 02:22:30.360 like winks at somebody's like strange brew and then he 2819 02:22:30.479 --> 02:22:36.559 smiles and says podcasted grills that too. Yeah I like this. 2820 02:22:36.799 --> 02:22:40.280 And he's like, like, there's weird chicks that's like I 2821 02:22:40.479 --> 02:22:43.440 love cock and then they like pull down their lip. 2822 02:22:43.760 --> 02:22:46.680 I was literally going to say that, yeah. Class horor 2823 02:22:46.680 --> 02:22:50.000 casts first Class Horror on Instagram and then Class Horror 2824 02:22:50.000 --> 02:22:52.319 Cast where you listen to podcasts. I'm not going to 2825 02:22:52.360 --> 02:22:54.000 say too much else because I feel like every time 2826 02:22:54.040 --> 02:22:58.479 I do that, I jinx myself. But from now on, 2827 02:22:58.840 --> 02:23:01.600 where we are going to be super consistent. Well I 2828 02:23:01.639 --> 02:23:04.600 am Tom is always on my ass about that stuff, 2829 02:23:05.120 --> 02:23:07.319 and yeah, we're gonna have a shit ton of episodes. 2830 02:23:07.360 --> 02:23:11.040 We're gonna work hard weekly every week without fail, and 2831 02:23:11.079 --> 02:23:13.000 we're actually gonna try and do some live shows as well. 2832 02:23:13.040 --> 02:23:16.000 I feel like live shows might help us greatly and 2833 02:23:16.040 --> 02:23:17.879 to be able to interact with people like in that 2834 02:23:18.040 --> 02:23:19.319 live format one. 2835 02:23:19.639 --> 02:23:22.360 Percent, because I don't think Twitch is doing it. This 2836 02:23:22.440 --> 02:23:24.319 is rock cuts and there's always one or two people 2837 02:23:24.319 --> 02:23:26.120 watching all the time. But I feel like some of 2838 02:23:26.120 --> 02:23:29.840 the stuff we talk about Twitch is not like I'm sure, 2839 02:23:30.440 --> 02:23:32.200 but we just do it for a pre recording. But 2840 02:23:32.280 --> 02:23:35.479 I have ideas to do specific episodes for Rumble, where 2841 02:23:35.840 --> 02:23:38.760 like maybe it can go to the main platforms of audio. 2842 02:23:39.799 --> 02:23:43.280 But there's definitely some topics that video form will not 2843 02:23:43.399 --> 02:23:45.319 last on YouTube, but I'm not gonna risk it to 2844 02:23:45.360 --> 02:23:48.079 begin with. So there's definitely episodes that are coming that 2845 02:23:48.200 --> 02:23:50.520 if you watch our stuff on YouTube, I'm looking at 2846 02:23:50.520 --> 02:23:53.120 you guys, give me a like and write a comment, 2847 02:23:53.120 --> 02:23:55.159 because I see so many more people viewing it than 2848 02:23:55.200 --> 02:23:58.680 actually pressing that fucking thumbs up yep. And that's not 2849 02:23:58.799 --> 02:24:00.840 cool because anything I want which I use a click, 2850 02:24:01.799 --> 02:24:04.600 you know, So make sure you do that and leave 2851 02:24:04.639 --> 02:24:08.520 a rate and review. We're getting a stranger podcast is 2852 02:24:08.520 --> 02:24:10.600 in the top three percent of all podcasts in the world, 2853 02:24:11.000 --> 02:24:14.399 and that is just a basic idea. We could be 2854 02:24:14.520 --> 02:24:17.520 two percent or one percent, but that's just the basic 2855 02:24:17.719 --> 02:24:19.719 of what I've taken from some of the platforms I've 2856 02:24:19.719 --> 02:24:22.799 looked at. Pretty cool. Yes, there's millions of podcasts, but 2857 02:24:22.879 --> 02:24:28.559 we're up top three. Pretty crazy. I know we need 2858 02:24:28.559 --> 02:24:32.440 that top zero point five or one percent. That's impressive 2859 02:24:32.479 --> 02:24:34.680 because there is so many podcasts and so many people 2860 02:24:34.639 --> 02:24:36.520 are doing it. But we're getting better and better all 2861 02:24:36.520 --> 02:24:40.239 the time. So I love everybody, and I if you 2862 02:24:40.239 --> 02:24:42.239 stuck it through this long, which I'm sure you guys did, 2863 02:24:42.280 --> 02:24:45.360 because you know, why wouldn't you. You know, we're just 2864 02:24:45.399 --> 02:24:48.840 having fun, yap on our lips, chopping it up. But 2865 02:24:48.920 --> 02:24:51.479 I have a thousand and one ideas for the whole 2866 02:24:51.520 --> 02:24:54.479 show and for stuff with us and Billy and everything, 2867 02:24:54.559 --> 02:25:08.280 So stay tuned, fookers. 2868 02:25:00.079 --> 02:25:15.760 A numb