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Speaker 2: Welcome you to the podcast. Range Brow. We're here to
Speaker 2: entertain you. We're here entertain you. Get Strange. Welcome everybody
Speaker 2: back to the podcast. I'm Tom kat Ak Tom Thompson,
Speaker 2: also known as the Raptility, and make sure to go
Speaker 2: check out my music on Spotify and YouTube music. And
Speaker 2: it says on Apple Music according to this distroke kid.
Speaker 2: But go check that out. If you don't, I'll be
Speaker 2: very mad at you. We're gonna welcome back a man,
Speaker 2: the Man of the Hour, someone I've missed dearly, and
Speaker 2: he was captured by the fay Folk. The fay Folk.
Speaker 2: He was captured by the fay Folk, and he went
Speaker 2: into the inner circles of the Faye Realm for about
Speaker 2: a month. Technically the fans won't know this, but we
Speaker 2: haven't recorded for about two months. But welcome back ire Ireland,
Speaker 2: Irish Aaron. I was like trying to think of a
Speaker 2: name and it never never pans out.
Speaker 3: I was just going to say thanks everybody for calling
Speaker 3: the number on the missing posters and reunite me with
Speaker 3: my family. How was the two months last in? I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll go fast through. That's what it was like.
Speaker 2: How was the How was he got lost? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: guess that's true. No, I My my joke was that
Speaker 2: you got captured by the faithfolk, that you traveled out
Speaker 2: into the woods and you just stomped on a fairy
Speaker 2: mound for no apparent reason. You're just like, you're like,
Speaker 2: you know, f these fairies. Sorry for everybody. We're trying
Speaker 2: to keep the ten minute ten to fifteen minute thing
Speaker 2: before to not swear because of YouTube censorship and authoritarianess.
Speaker 2: So but you know, I just feel like, you know,
Speaker 2: you're stomping on those hills without acknowledging it, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe being drunk like the Irish as we are, and
Speaker 2: then the faithfolk captured you. The Leprechauns and the Fairies
Speaker 2: brought you down into the realm of the unseen.
Speaker 3: It's like I kind of picture more so like that
Speaker 3: movie Shrooms. Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 2: No? And it's funny. I always see that poster, right,
Speaker 2: I always see that movie, and I feel like recently
Speaker 2: I saw it and I was like, ah, that needs
Speaker 2: to be like a commentary and then a review after
Speaker 2: for the show because I've never seen it, so it
Speaker 2: would be very interesting to get my take considering I
Speaker 2: take it. I know it's been the longest I've been
Speaker 2: without them in two years. I still have them, but
Speaker 2: like so because of the wedding and all the stuff
Speaker 2: that was going on. Uh, it's been so I took
Speaker 2: them when we went away for our mini moon and
Speaker 2: then yeah, it's been about three weeks now, and I
Speaker 2: was gonna do them today, but then I was like, no,
Speaker 2: we need to record because Aaron got released by the faithfolks,
Speaker 2: so we need to start start bump pumping these out
Speaker 2: again on both sides of our shows. But it's been
Speaker 2: a while and I like need it. I'm like craving
Speaker 2: it because to me, it gives me a massive break.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because it like what it does to your mind,
Speaker 2: like you know, your neurons are firing off a million
Speaker 2: miles of a second. But it I don't look at
Speaker 2: my phone when I'm when I'm on my psychedelic trip,
Speaker 2: I don't like I just am just chilling and I
Speaker 2: have one more thought of my own thoughts watching movies
Speaker 2: or whatever, right and most see music videos. But it
Speaker 2: legitimately gives me like a break from reality.
Speaker 3: Which nowadays is like a welcome tree.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, a hundred, I don't have to worry
Speaker 2: about them pushing World War three on us and you
Speaker 2: know all that fun jazz.
Speaker 3: That would be a really good commentary though, I think
Speaker 3: because there's a lot of titans there in a movie
Speaker 3: is set in Ireland, it was made in Ireland. I
Speaker 3: didn't know that it's about rooms. Yeah, that's where they
Speaker 3: are during the Irish woods.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I couldn't imagine tripping balls and then going
Speaker 2: out into the forest and like you think you see something.
Speaker 2: Because like whatever people want to believe, I do believe
Speaker 2: that elementals could exist, these creatures that maybe take care
Speaker 2: of nature or exist on a different frequency. Like there's
Speaker 2: been times where I've been on mushrooms where I swear
Speaker 2: someone's standing behind me, and I very soon on class
Speaker 2: forecasts will be diving into American Werewolf in London, one
Speaker 2: of my favorite films of all time, probably in the
Speaker 2: next couple weeks, next month or two, and uh, because
Speaker 2: we got a lot of other stuff that we're gonna
Speaker 2: pump out. It's gonna be a lot of fun. But
Speaker 2: when I watched that, when I was outside tripping balls
Speaker 2: on what some of the strongest mushrooms I've ever taken,
Speaker 2: and it felt like I was like surrounded by like
Speaker 2: a dome, but like, weirdly, a while later, like it
Speaker 2: felt like someone was standing behind me, like looking over me,
Speaker 2: almost like when a teachers like reading over your shoulder
Speaker 2: see what you're doing. Like it was right. And then
Speaker 2: Chelsea was like what And I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just feel like someone's like standing behind me. And
Speaker 2: She's like, that's weird, and I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm tapping into something or is it
Speaker 2: like the idea that I'm tapping into some of these
Speaker 2: elemental creatures because you're connecting with fun Guy, which is
Speaker 2: connected to all nature technically.
Speaker 3: See, I don't know you're not selling me now when
Speaker 3: you're saying like shit about people looking over your shoulders
Speaker 3: and stuff and like that.
Speaker 2: It's not you don't perceive it as scary though. There's
Speaker 2: no fear. That's why I like when I when I
Speaker 2: used to say, like when we did our Soldiers on
Speaker 2: Drugs episode, which is now on Patreon. That's why I
Speaker 2: pushed the Patreon because there's a lot of stuff on
Speaker 2: there that people don't realize, like, uh, there's a couple
Speaker 2: episodes that you only get on the Patreon. There's lost tapes,
Speaker 2: episodes with your older stuff and me Billy and Justin
Speaker 2: when he was a part of the show, just got
Speaker 2: completely drunk and talk about Soldiers on Drugs And I
Speaker 2: was like, how are they doing mushrooms when they were
Speaker 2: like going into battle like the Zulu nation and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. And I kind of the more I do,
Speaker 2: I kind of get it because something in certain strange
Speaker 2: there is like no fear. You don't really fear anything
Speaker 2: unless you put that into your mind in some way.
Speaker 2: But it's not. It's never nothing that's crazy. That one
Speaker 2: time I think I told you about it that my
Speaker 2: I was I said that, uh, I was watching James Brown.
Speaker 2: I was watching James Brown. I was like, that guy's
Speaker 2: a reptile. And then my TV shut off and it
Speaker 2: was like and there's still playing weird audio through the speaker.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, what the fuck man? And
Speaker 2: I went upstairs and I said to just it's like
Speaker 2: something weird just happened. I was like, the whole like
Speaker 2: TV shut off and there was playing audio. And then
Speaker 2: when I turned the TV back on, everything was frozen,
Speaker 2: and I was like, don't do this to me right now.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't like scared. I was just like, whoa,
Speaker 2: don't do that. You know.
Speaker 3: That's like that like rip in like reality or whatever,
Speaker 3: or like dissimulation stops for a second.
Speaker 2: I think there's things all around us right Like I've
Speaker 2: been trying to get through David Ike's book The Chidren
Speaker 2: of the Matrix. It's thick, while I'm reading Howard Zinn's
Speaker 2: book at the same time about history, so I'm kind
Speaker 2: of getting like a kind of like, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: very physical read where it's about the physical reality and
Speaker 2: what has gone on in our history, and then like
Speaker 2: a very like you know, out there point of view
Speaker 2: of the world. Uh, And it's been interesting because it's
Speaker 2: a lot of good information. And what I realized that
Speaker 2: what David I definitely does is back up a lot
Speaker 2: of this stuff. He says, he just constant backing up
Speaker 2: of like this is where I found this, this is why
Speaker 2: this is accurate. But wild man, and it's been it's
Speaker 2: been a while since me and Aaron I've seen each other.
Speaker 2: That was the That was the faithfolk. Did you get
Speaker 2: to because did you get to have sex with one
Speaker 2: of their elastic vaginas?
Speaker 3: If anybody's seen Midsummer or Midsummer or whatever way you pronounce,
Speaker 3: just picture it like that towards the end with the
Speaker 3: dude and.
Speaker 2: All the everyone's but everybody's tidy except for you. I
Speaker 2: beout you felt big.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, read.
Speaker 2: So funny because like there's so much stuff that we're
Speaker 2: we're talking about doing crossovers and stuff like that, Like
Speaker 2: Midsommar has to come in the summertime. Uh, but there's
Speaker 2: definitely gonna be big deep dives into certain things near
Speaker 2: the summertime next year. But we got a lot, a
Speaker 2: lot to talk about, a lot of stuff going on,
Speaker 2: So let's get into this episode. This originally was supposed
Speaker 2: to be kind of around the Halloween time, but you know,
Speaker 2: every day is Halloween for me. I'm you know, I
Speaker 2: constantly am reading into the spooky and strange all the time,
Speaker 2: so that that holiday you call it's not really a holiday,
Speaker 2: but we should have it should be a day off
Speaker 2: for Halloween. Yeah, you know, but if we have a
Speaker 2: holiday for like Labor Day and all these dumb like
Speaker 2: come on, you know, for Jesus fake Birthday, come on,
Speaker 2: let's let's say, do.
Speaker 3: You know what's even weird or know about Ireland like
Speaker 3: you guys, they'll actually make a little bit of effort
Speaker 3: and be like, you know, Labor Day or I don't
Speaker 3: know what, there's like ones in the state. It's like
Speaker 3: fucking I don't know, Columbus Day or something.
Speaker 2: Over here.
Speaker 3: We just do. It's really funny. They just call it
Speaker 3: like a bank holiday, so it's like the Monday is
Speaker 3: like a day off work, so it makes it like
Speaker 3: a long weekend and they don't refer to it as anything.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, oh, yeah, it's the August bank holiday.
Speaker 3: Weird like we always have to have Like oh no,
Speaker 3: it just is. It's just a bank holiday for like
Speaker 3: no reason.
Speaker 2: That's funny. Then you have these leftist especially with Columbus Day.
Speaker 2: It's like, let's call it Jennicide Day because like, uh,
Speaker 2: Columbus is a horrible piece of garbage. I saw. I
Speaker 2: never showed this anymore, but I'm drinking Some's got me
Speaker 2: this pack of like like I p a beers. I like,
Speaker 2: I pas, I don't really care. Uh, and I the
Speaker 2: one I got me and Billy recorded harp and I
Speaker 2: was like so. And then I was like I was
Speaker 2: drinking scotch on that one because I was like, I
Speaker 2: gotta have some scotch for a conspiracy episode. And I
Speaker 2: proceeded to drink a bunch of like I pas. And
Speaker 2: I woke up the next morning and didn't didn't realize
Speaker 2: that I only drank half of like each beer because
Speaker 2: I would drink one then put it down and I
Speaker 2: grabbed another one and uh. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: I had this memory of like me singing all the
Speaker 2: fucking rocky horror picture so songs, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I said, child say. I was like, do we watch
Speaker 2: rock here a picture show? And then she was like
Speaker 2: I don't really remember because she was also drunk, and
Speaker 2: I was like, we must have I think I have
Speaker 2: a distinct memory of me like standing up and like
Speaker 2: singing and shit. Because like as much as like that
Speaker 2: movie is progressive, I still love it for what it is.
Speaker 2: It's not trying to be anything else than what it is, right,
Speaker 2: but like I definitely remember singing like the sort of
Speaker 2: Democles or whatever, and like just being like wasted. And
Speaker 2: then I realized that we definitely watched that movie, and
Speaker 2: I was like obliterated.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go see that life actually in January.
Speaker 2: I've seen it twice live, No once or twice. I
Speaker 2: definitely saw them my dad. That shit was so funny, dude,
Speaker 2: I think we're past a ten minute mark, but it
Speaker 2: was hilarious because I didn't realize that they had people
Speaker 2: in the audience yelling out stuff on purpose, right, So
Speaker 2: like I was high out of my tree, like I
Speaker 2: just moved a whole joint to myself outside and we
Speaker 2: went in. And then when I started yelling like Jane,
Speaker 2: it sucks cock and shit, I was like whoa, And
Speaker 2: I was like laughing my ass off. I was like
Speaker 2: this is sweet, man, So.
Speaker 3: Hell actually, neddie you mentioned year and whatever since I've
Speaker 3: been away in the States, and maybe this is eight
Speaker 3: point four percent Jesus Christ psychotic.
Speaker 2: And this one is this one is, says Strong. I
Speaker 2: don't know what.
Speaker 3: That's all you need to know. Yeah, weird doesn't even
Speaker 3: tell you the can for for anybody who's listening audio,
Speaker 3: only the can. Yeah, the can is enough on that one.
Speaker 3: The colors makes me think it's like toxic waste. But yeah,
Speaker 3: since I've been in the States, it like reignited my
Speaker 3: love for alcohol. So like I've had like moves all
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, Like I like I was on the
Speaker 3: move's diet and I was just like I don't have
Speaker 3: a real like love hate relationship with alcohol because it's
Speaker 3: brought me a lot of pain and me to be
Speaker 3: a terrible, terrible person at the times because I would
Speaker 3: just lose control. So like I've always, like the last
Speaker 3: good few years, I've been like always on the it's
Speaker 3: about like enjoying myself and then crossing over that line.
Speaker 2: Again moderation man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But and I think a lot of it as
Speaker 3: well has to do it. Like I've been drinking a
Speaker 3: lot of beer, which I know I can hear everybody
Speaker 3: saying right now old beer is so bad, fear, But
Speaker 3: like I've been getting such a good like fun, happy
Speaker 3: buzz yeah, and like it's it's kind of gotten a
Speaker 3: bit dangerous because it's it's gotten to the stage where
Speaker 3: like nearly every day and like hmmm, I'd like a beer.
Speaker 2: See and that's where you got to watch it and
Speaker 2: even with me right, Like I've tried to cut it
Speaker 2: out during the week, mostly because like I'm actually legitimately
Speaker 2: trying to get healthier and lose weight. I take a
Speaker 2: bunch of supplements, mostly like mushroom stuff, and make sure
Speaker 2: I take my vitamins, like I think that's important. I
Speaker 2: take like iodine, which most people don't take all the time,
Speaker 2: and it like they can really help your health in
Speaker 2: numerous ways. So I actively look for supplements, like I've
Speaker 2: been collecting all these books. We will get into the
Speaker 2: top of people. This is what we do. We shoot
Speaker 2: the shit for a Me and Aaron haven't seen each
Speaker 2: other in a while, so you're gonna hear a little
Speaker 2: bit of answer. But I got this like old medicine
Speaker 2: book that's from like the sixties, looks beaten up and
Speaker 2: it's cool because it's like all natural medicine stuff. Because
Speaker 2: you want to look before certain times where it's been
Speaker 2: manipulated by big farm or whatever. Right, and uh, but
Speaker 2: the binge drinking is my problem, Like that night where
Speaker 2: I I Billy comes to record, we drink a bit,
Speaker 2: he drives home, he only has it, we only have
Speaker 2: a couple on the show or whatever, and I get
Speaker 2: a little loose, or I smoke my like weed pen
Speaker 2: that I like, that's like a sativa, and then after
Speaker 2: like if I keep going, like if I'm blocking out
Speaker 2: and I don't really remember the night is my issue
Speaker 2: right where I don't know where to cut that off
Speaker 2: as soon as you're like down that line and Chelsea
Speaker 2: doesn't like stop me because it'll make it worse. Whe
Speaker 2: I'll just be like fuck off kind of shit, right,
Speaker 2: But it is to me, I have to have that
Speaker 2: limit of like five drinks, six drinks something like that,
Speaker 2: not ten drinks, because I can tell on my health
Speaker 2: the next day, because I like it happens so often
Speaker 2: where especially with beer, where I'm like or if I
Speaker 2: mix stuff, if I stick to like Scotch or something,
Speaker 2: you'd be surprised where I don't feel that bad, or
Speaker 2: like just vodka, if I drink vodka night, I'll probably
Speaker 2: be like not bad as long as I'm not taking shots.
Speaker 2: But then if you like cross that line of mixing
Speaker 2: or taking shots, which I love doing because I'm like, ah,
Speaker 2: I could get a little a little more pepped up.
Speaker 2: Then you wake up the next day and I'm not
Speaker 2: even good till like four and then I'm like, I
Speaker 2: feel finally back to normal, but I'm tired all day
Speaker 2: and that's my problem. I want to get away from that.
Speaker 2: And when I have a kid, it's gonna change everything.
Speaker 2: Or I'm not gonna be doing shit like that. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have any fun. I know, I know I've said
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna be doing mushrooms, but I'll look at
Speaker 2: the baby.
Speaker 3: Like, WHOA, You're gonna have to give up mushrooms. You're
Speaker 3: gonna have to give up smoking weed, You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to give up You're gonna have to give up fun,
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to give up podcasts, and you're ever
Speaker 3: like in horror movies, a mindset thing or whatever. But
Speaker 3: when we were in the States for those like ten days,
Speaker 3: like I literally went from like drinking moves all the
Speaker 3: time because I'm normally the designated driver for collect this
Speaker 3: person here, bring this person home, so like I'm always
Speaker 3: kind of in that mode and then to go over
Speaker 3: there and like you know, obviously you know taking ubers.
Speaker 2: Ever so I don't have to worry about it, and.
Speaker 3: Like drinking from like you know, like ten am, drinking
Speaker 3: beers in the hotel room, going to Universal drinking like
Speaker 3: during the day, then going to Halloween High Knights drinking tequila,
Speaker 3: drinking cocktails, drinking beer, and like wasn't and like I
Speaker 3: was like drunk, but at no point it was like
Speaker 3: it was weird. Like at no point was like like
Speaker 3: the way I was on the Halloween special or live
Speaker 3: show or whatever it was, which is or anywhere else
Speaker 3: like that I've ever been in like a state like that.
Speaker 2: And like is a difference. You chugged you chugged, Jack Daniels,
Speaker 2: There's a big difference, dude.
Speaker 3: And why but even like we went to see World
Speaker 3: for their like Halloween things, why.
Speaker 2: Did you do that?
Speaker 3: Man? That was probably I don't care who hears me
Speaker 3: saying this. That was the best night I think we
Speaker 3: had while we were away.
Speaker 2: Did you bring the kid?
Speaker 3: No, it was just the two of us.
Speaker 2: Why don't you come to Canada? We can double date?
Speaker 3: I swear to god right. The key to happiness if
Speaker 3: you have kids is to leave them at home. I know,
Speaker 3: come come to uh, I asked before we started recording everybody,
Speaker 3: just to call Tom out. I've said to him about
Speaker 3: he needs to find out when he gets his vacation time, man,
Speaker 3: so I can come to Canada.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I've been. I've been hooked on
Speaker 2: a very Canadian show. Right now, before we get into
Speaker 2: a game, have you ever seen Kenny versus Penny?
Speaker 3: No, dude, I need some reason though. That sounds so Canadian.
Speaker 2: You have to watch. I'm gonna send you so it's
Speaker 2: all free on YouTube. Before k like it's it's a
Speaker 2: show where two best friends compete against each other and
Speaker 2: the one always cheats. You're gonna laugh your ass off
Speaker 2: because these dudes are like, it's so funny because one
Speaker 2: is so like just pushes the other dude too far.
Speaker 2: Like they do stuff like who can keep a shit
Speaker 2: in their pants the longest? Uh? The one is who
Speaker 2: can keep an octopus on their head the longest? But
Speaker 2: then the one guy, Kenny, doses Spenny with acid to
Speaker 2: make him think that the ink from the octopus is
Speaker 2: like causing him to hallucinate and he keeps it on
Speaker 2: the entire time while he's tripping balls. Dude. Why of
Speaker 2: the greatest shows to ever exist in Canadian history in
Speaker 2: my opinion, and we are watching they had an episode
Speaker 2: We're gonna bring it full circle soon, but like an
Speaker 2: episode who Can be the Biggest Idiot? It was originally
Speaker 2: who Could be the Biggest retodd uh, And they like
Speaker 2: they didn't even let them air it and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and I was like, ohlways watched the episode because I
Speaker 2: had all the DVDs and they would push it to
Speaker 2: the limit. So now we even watching the commentaries of
Speaker 2: Kenny specifically, and one of the producers talk about it,
Speaker 2: and it's crazy what they were allowed to get away with.
Speaker 2: And nowadays it's like everything's like it hurt my feelings, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I was just thinking that you you mentioned the
Speaker 3: second way you have a weed pen, right, Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: not one of those disposable ones.
Speaker 2: Is no. This one. This has been by far my
Speaker 2: favorite train so far. It's a peach one, but it's
Speaker 2: like actually a sativa. There's many ones that gets you
Speaker 2: like ripped, but like this is actually something that keeps
Speaker 2: me awake and doesn't get me too messed up. You know.
Speaker 3: We went into I can't remember the name of it
Speaker 3: was fucking no, but it was like an oxygen bar, right,
Speaker 3: and I had seen it and I was so fatigued
Speaker 3: after a couple of days and I was like, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 3: I can't take this anymore. I feel like I'm about
Speaker 3: to die all the time. Just smaller walk in the
Speaker 3: heat jet like. So we go in and like I'm
Speaker 3: asking to do and of course maybe and me the usual,
Speaker 3: like I can't just go in somewhere, ask a question
Speaker 3: and leave it. I have to go all in. So
Speaker 3: like the next thing, I know, I'm lying in this
Speaker 3: like aqua massage machine, and like he's given me the
Speaker 3: whole thing, and he's like, yeah, write out then, like
Speaker 3: I'm sitting at the bar and he has like the
Speaker 3: ship up my nostrils and like around the back of
Speaker 3: my head.
Speaker 2: I've never been to one of those.
Speaker 3: Turn on all these things. He's like, do you want
Speaker 3: to fit him in B twelve? I was like, give
Speaker 3: me it all, give me everything. So he's like turned
Speaker 3: everything on now, I will say, right, I felt maybe
Speaker 3: it was just like Placebo, but I was like, whoa,
Speaker 3: I feel amazing He's like incredible, man. I said something
Speaker 3: about like I was like, oh, I thought I thought
Speaker 3: smoking weed was legal in in Florida, and he's like no, no,
Speaker 3: and then he busts out all these like weed pens now,
Speaker 3: so then he has me with those as well, and
Speaker 3: I'm like we were literally like I would say, after
Speaker 3: probably about four or five hours, I just turned to
Speaker 3: the side and like my guard was like, you said,
Speaker 3: we were coming in here for like ten minutes. It's
Speaker 3: crazy the entire day and I'm sitting there going like, whoa,
Speaker 3: I'm having so much fun. This is the best day ever.
Speaker 2: See. That's where what it was like. In Toronto. They
Speaker 2: had vape lounges somehow. They were like legal where you
Speaker 2: can go to Toronto and you can go like rent
Speaker 2: a bond one of the best. It's gross because they
Speaker 2: clean them, but it's it's disgusting now in retrospect. But
Speaker 2: the best bong I've ever hit was called a roar bong,
Speaker 2: and they had it and it was like the smoothest
Speaker 2: clean it like it was like such a clean hit
Speaker 2: and you just get ripped and then you walk around
Speaker 2: Toronto and they were able to do it before it
Speaker 2: was like legalized or whatever. Down that's legal. I don't
Speaker 2: know what they're spraying on it and stuff what scares
Speaker 2: the shit at me. But like it's such a difference now,
Speaker 2: Like did you see that video I post of the
Speaker 2: vaporizer I got you can drink the smoke. And then
Speaker 2: I did it with my buddy Bill. This old dude
Speaker 2: that's chill as fuck, gave us a bunch of weed
Speaker 2: for our wedding stuff. He grew. He calls it the
Speaker 2: uh oh. And then on the Halloween and now on
Speaker 2: the Halloween special, Billy, I went to take a pee
Speaker 2: and then Billy took over the show, and I was
Speaker 2: like all right, and then I sat down and smoked
Speaker 2: that shit and I was like out of my tree,
Speaker 2: Like I was like on the ground, like just I came,
Speaker 2: Like I was so high and I couldn't even like
Speaker 2: focus on what Billy was saying. And then he kept
Speaker 2: messing up, and I was like, I told you, man,
Speaker 2: you chose to take the seat. Man, you better fulfill
Speaker 2: your duty. So that's why that dude calls it the oh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, uh oh, it will fuck you up. So
Speaker 2: welcome everybody, you know, this is uh we. I want
Speaker 2: to do a little bit of banter because we haven't
Speaker 2: talked to Aaron in a while. He's been doing some
Speaker 2: fun stuff, and like at some point soon we probably
Speaker 2: will do a big fun Patreon like special where we
Speaker 2: could we'll just shoot the shiar for like an hour
Speaker 2: and really get into nitty gritty, uncensored thoughts about stuff
Speaker 2: in the world and what you've been up to. I
Speaker 2: want to hear more about your trip because it sounds
Speaker 2: like a lot of fun. But you know, most of us,
Speaker 2: you know, we we know about basically two ways of
Speaker 2: saying goodbye to the dead now, cremation and burial. Out
Speaker 2: of those two, just add a question before I asked
Speaker 2: you at the end what you would pick. What would
Speaker 2: you pick out of cremation or burial at this point
Speaker 2: in your life.
Speaker 3: I had always said burial, Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: The older I'm getting, I'm like, you know, what, fucking
Speaker 3: I'm dead, just creaming at me, And then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the same way. But I want to go out.
Speaker 3: Viking style, put me out of my misery.
Speaker 2: I want my body to be on a boat. It's fight.
Speaker 2: Chelsea told that to her dad, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I just want to be pushed out in the fucking
Speaker 2: and then you fire like arrows at me and to
Speaker 2: see who fucking hits it. This is like lightly on fire.
Speaker 3: I a Viking town so this time was founded by Vikings.
Speaker 2: Really so they raped and pillaged.
Speaker 3: And then burnt our entire town to the ground and
Speaker 3: took it over.
Speaker 2: So yeah, predictable, right, pretty cool white people man, So uh,
Speaker 2: we will dig a little deeper. Uh, though, you may
Speaker 2: be surprised to know about some strange and creative, straight
Speaker 2: up strange ass funerals that different culture cultures around the
Speaker 2: world practice, from offering their bodies to vultures to beating
Speaker 2: the corpse to a pulp. There's some crazy ways to
Speaker 2: dispose of a dead body. This might get me hate
Speaker 2: a little bit, but you know who Uh do you
Speaker 2: know what country in quotations has the biggest skin bank? Nope,
Speaker 2: it like where they like they take people's skin. Can
Speaker 2: you guess I've never even heard of the skin bank?
Speaker 2: So you know how like they have Like you know,
Speaker 2: people want organs and stuff like that. People also need
Speaker 2: skin for grass, skin grafts and all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2: Can you can you? And also other things and when
Speaker 2: you understand what I'm talking about. Can you guess.
Speaker 3: It's not the obvious sentence to state it's is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: The u K.
Speaker 2: Israel And when you think about what chopping chop chop chop,
Speaker 2: you know what they do? The foreskin so gross, but
Speaker 2: there is a foreskin cream, so it's not out of
Speaker 2: the ordinary. They promoted on Ellen that monster of a
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epsteed island chick. But like, yeah, according to this documentary,
Speaker 2: I was like looking at and they they they use it,
Speaker 2: and mostly without people's knowledge, and specifically with soldiers too.
Speaker 2: Once they're dead, they actually like skin them and take
Speaker 2: their skin to be used for like graphs or whatever
Speaker 2: else is they're being used for, because people need human
Speaker 2: body parts to survive in people.
Speaker 3: I think if I needed skin graphs or anything like
Speaker 3: that or in any of those situations, the last place
Speaker 3: I would want to be getting something like that is
Speaker 3: fucking Israel.
Speaker 2: I know, one hundred percent. Well, just just way because
Speaker 2: we have some stuff to talk about eventually that will
Speaker 2: not be specifically on YouTube, but you'll see a bit
Speaker 2: of it. I have a lot of ideas for the show,
Speaker 2: and like I've said, I know I don't trust either
Speaker 2: side of what's going on in the world. I never will,
Speaker 2: I never have, and I don't trust the main media
Speaker 2: when they're telling us. But you know, the right wingers
Speaker 2: are going a little crazy, and then the left wingers
Speaker 2: are going a little crazy, and everyone's a little fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Right now, calm your shit and realize who's orchestrating everything
Speaker 2: around the world. You know, I always say that, Imagine,
Speaker 2: imagine these huge protests, thousands of people, if they realize
Speaker 2: they're all wanting the same thing. Everyone wants peace, love, respect,
Speaker 2: and to like you know, live own a house and
Speaker 2: have children and you know, live their life out and
Speaker 2: in peace and happiness. It could change the world if
Speaker 2: people realize how much the power is in our hands,
Speaker 2: if we would just come together and hold hands. It's
Speaker 2: not like commercial all like black, white, and indigenous people
Speaker 2: like holding hands across the world, hands across the America.
Speaker 3: But do you know what it is right Like we're
Speaker 3: led to believe that like where the minor reaity. So
Speaker 3: for example, like the two of us, are you know,
Speaker 3: hearty something you're old white guys. Whether we're from different
Speaker 3: parts of the world is kind of irrelevant. With a
Speaker 3: similar top pattern, so like where that minority and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: it's this minority and that minority, but we're actually the majority,
Speaker 3: just people, just the general population, like.
Speaker 2: There is only one race, the human race.
Speaker 3: You know, very true. It is kind of wild when
Speaker 3: you readly think about it's actually quite frustrating that we
Speaker 3: can't just go, you know, actually, fuck this, let's just
Speaker 3: do something about it.
Speaker 2: It's it's there's brainwashing and conditioning. I was gonna, let's
Speaker 2: just get into this. I want to say one thing.
Speaker 2: There is a video of a lady and she's like
Speaker 2: her eyes bulging out of her fucking head and she's
Speaker 2: like claiming that she's she's had inflammation and all these
Speaker 2: strokes and and stuff like that, and then her and
Speaker 2: everyone in the comments are blaming on COVID, and I
Speaker 2: was like, no, no, I'm gonna do a video on
Speaker 2: it because I saved it because I'm like, I want
Speaker 2: to respond to this. No, it's probably the shit that
Speaker 2: you injected into yourself, a medical experiment that was forced
Speaker 2: upon the public. But like the comments and the people
Speaker 2: that are like, oh, I'm so sorry, COVID's been tough. Dada,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Man? What are you talking about.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I caught COVID. I don't
Speaker 2: even know if it even exists the way they think
Speaker 2: it does, or if it's just some sort of flu virus.
Speaker 2: I got sick as far as my knowledge, around Christmas
Speaker 2: for about a week and it was the sickest I've
Speaker 2: been for a while, where it was just like a
Speaker 2: real flu. Look. I felt like I was a kid
Speaker 2: where I was like, ah, this sucks. My definitely knows
Speaker 2: and I have a fever. Ah. But I survived and
Speaker 2: I was fine, and I didn't get tested or anything.
Speaker 2: And these people that are so polarized to focus on
Speaker 2: like this is what did this to me? What's so weird? Man?
Speaker 2: Viruses existed forever, dude.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's the weird thing. It's like, you don't
Speaker 3: have COVID unless you test for COVID.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so strange.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's a really bizarre thing. Actually, I
Speaker 3: know we're getting into this now. Are we going to
Speaker 3: talk about do you I don't know like what you
Speaker 3: have done in your notes, but have you got down,
Speaker 3: like I guess, your traditional idea of like a Canadian
Speaker 3: burial or funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we know what we do, right, We put
Speaker 2: our We build like a big like you know, a
Speaker 2: big you know, a big thing is sticks, right, it's
Speaker 2: a bunch of sticks, right, you get you get it.
Speaker 2: You get a bunch of sticks. They bring it up right,
Speaker 2: and then you put it yourself into like you kind
Speaker 2: of build like a damn right on the river, and
Speaker 2: then you put your body on there, and then the
Speaker 2: beavers come in there, like they'll eat your body. Ad
Speaker 2: you have to poor maple syrup. You have to the
Speaker 2: pour male syrup all over your body, and the beavers
Speaker 2: come in and then the blue jays just kind of
Speaker 2: peck out your eyes.
Speaker 3: That's a second there where I was like, wait a second,
Speaker 3: is he actually telling me something?
Speaker 2: We just do the basic bullshit, but really, like, if
Speaker 2: you're gonna go full out Canadian, it'd be like hockey
Speaker 2: players beat the living ship out of your corpse until
Speaker 2: you can put sticks on top of it, and then
Speaker 2: the beavers come in and eat your corpse.
Speaker 3: But I'm actually being like genuine so like, what's a
Speaker 3: like a really quick breakdown? I guess typically, okay, so
Speaker 3: go forbid somebody and your family dies tomorrow. What's the
Speaker 3: process we.
Speaker 2: Throw them off a cliff. I'm just kidding. Uh. We
Speaker 2: Mostly it is either the same old, same old as
Speaker 2: the States and a lot of other places in the
Speaker 2: world where it's either like an open coffin or closed coffin.
Speaker 2: And then people come in and then you have the
Speaker 2: family lined up and then they're like, you know, like
Speaker 2: sorry for your loss. This is awkward, you know, as
Speaker 2: you go through and considering the dude next door just died,
Speaker 2: it was kind of the same thing. He got cremated.
Speaker 2: But I've also Chelsea's grandmother, which most of my family
Speaker 2: got creamate, but Chelsea's grandmother was was an open casket
Speaker 2: and it was like she'll get a wax statue. It
Speaker 2: didn't even look like her. It's freaky looking. And then
Speaker 2: you go by and you're like, you know, you say
Speaker 2: your condolences and stuff like that. I was gonna say
Speaker 2: the victims, but I was like everyone was a victim, Dad,
Speaker 2: the family members of the deceased, uh, you know, and
Speaker 2: then it's basically like that where and then you just
Speaker 2: like at the one I was just at, they like
Speaker 2: did some these two people did some weird church like
Speaker 2: the song, and it was so weird. It was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Jesus and just like singing and stuff, and everyone's just like,
Speaker 2: you know, tearing up, crying or whatever more or less
Speaker 2: like that, or you're like, there's been I've been to
Speaker 2: funerals for people that have a drink and like what
Speaker 2: I die. What I would like is, you know, I
Speaker 2: want to be thrown out of a plane and a
Speaker 2: Superman costume, so then people will be like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: fat Superman just fucking forgot how to fly. That's what
Speaker 2: a joke as a teenager. But like, I just want
Speaker 2: people to drink and celebrate, right. Everyone thinks it's weird
Speaker 2: when people like laugh at funerals or like look it
Speaker 2: over at you and be like, why you laughing. It's
Speaker 2: like I want my life celebrated for what I've done.
Speaker 2: And hopefully now with all this stuff, my kids, kids,
Speaker 2: kids can listen to me talk and I'm putting it
Speaker 2: all on one terabyte drive, all the episodes and eventually
Speaker 2: I have another one that's gonna do for the video
Speaker 2: aspect and my uh you know, kids, kids, kids can
Speaker 2: hear me.
Speaker 3: Yea from the past.
Speaker 2: So we've talked about the Irish traditions, at least some
Speaker 2: of them are people like drink and toast and toast
Speaker 2: whiskey or whatever. But I definitely know there's that one
Speaker 2: where the guy's the speaker in his coffin where it's
Speaker 2: supposed to be that comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an Irish traveler. That's what that was, where
Speaker 3: he's going like, hello.
Speaker 2: That's so funny because we're watching the Challenge. It's a
Speaker 2: it's a guilty pleasure of mine. It's a show that's reality,
Speaker 2: but they you know, they battle against each other. It's
Speaker 2: one of the best challenge shows to exist. And one
Speaker 2: of these like gay dudes that are on it, he's
Speaker 2: he was an Irish. He kept saying I'm Irish gypsy.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that motherfucker is a traveler. And
Speaker 2: then Chelsea's like what And I was like a traveler,
Speaker 2: like it's a good same thing as a gypsy or whatever,
Speaker 2: and he says he's a traveler like that gypsy technically,
Speaker 2: and I was like me and Air did a whole
Speaker 2: episode about that that's on Patreon right now.
Speaker 3: I would refer to them like I was telling you.
Speaker 3: I worked on that Haunt in a place not far
Speaker 3: from here recently, and on the final night the Saturday
Speaker 3: before Halloween, the busiest night came out, so many tickets
Speaker 3: sold and everything, and the fucking Tinkers ruined it.
Speaker 2: It's if you just like dismissed a beat, it could
Speaker 2: sound way worse.
Speaker 3: The sixty between sixty and eighty Tinkers show no way
Speaker 3: really and like basically just ruined the entire event. I
Speaker 3: was dressed up actually that night because they were short
Speaker 3: of people, so I had dressed up. Actually I need
Speaker 3: to I'll try and find a photograph. We'll do a
Speaker 3: Patriot episode the bloody face mask from American Harbor story.
Speaker 3: And I actually I had a chainsaw, like an actual chainsaw,
Speaker 3: and they tried to steal it from me in the
Speaker 3: middle of like the like restaurant area, so like I
Speaker 3: had to go and like lock everything away and get
Speaker 3: changed and basically do security for night because they just
Speaker 3: ruined the entire event.
Speaker 2: Of course they did. They don't know how to behave
Speaker 2: because they've never been behaved animals.
Speaker 3: No, it was just the reason I asked about traditional
Speaker 3: funerals was because and I wasn't sure. I wanted to
Speaker 3: see if you would say it like over here we
Speaker 3: have that like you mentioned open casket and stuff.
Speaker 2: We call it awake. Yeah, we like the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the word the body would come to the
Speaker 3: house in the cascas. Yeah, like it could be here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like it all depends on I guess the family and stuff,
Speaker 3: Like the body could be left there for like a week,
Speaker 3: three days a week. It all depends on the family,
Speaker 3: and like the family just sit there and kind of
Speaker 3: look at it, and people just come in and.
Speaker 2: Nice, he's dead.
Speaker 3: Cool version of that person.
Speaker 2: So fucked up see everything, especially after I've had like
Speaker 2: a very strong beer and I have another one again
Speaker 2: about to be on the go. Is there's so many
Speaker 2: things that like I think about when it comes to
Speaker 2: my show and your show that I want to do.
Speaker 2: House of Wax has to be done for a deep dive.
Speaker 2: I love movie as much as like so good, so
Speaker 2: good for what it is and for fucking Paris Hilton
Speaker 2: being in great movie. All right, so let's get into this. Also,
Speaker 2: there were I see it, there was Oh no, what
Speaker 2: I want to do? And sorry people, you're getting we
Speaker 2: haven't seen each other in so fucking long. Uh. The
Speaker 2: Vincent Mask got's sick. It's such a it's such a
Speaker 2: good slasher film for what it is. You know what
Speaker 2: I want to do, which I think we need to do,
Speaker 2: which would be an awesome episode. It's technically not really
Speaker 2: horror a Clockwork Orange. Oh yeah, dude, would be such
Speaker 2: a good deep dive. There's so much information about that
Speaker 2: movie and the way they push the boundaries.
Speaker 3: It's we need to dress up in the weird dude.
Speaker 2: When I went my last Halloween, dude, actually not my
Speaker 2: technical last. I did go out when I was sixteen
Speaker 2: and we my friend tried to attempt to get candy,
Speaker 2: and we did, but most people were like, I can
Speaker 2: actually no, so that's another lie. It's another lie. Me
Speaker 2: and Chelsea did go out when I was eighteen, and
Speaker 2: the guy was like, I can sue your scruff because
Speaker 2: I had a beard and I was wearing a mask
Speaker 2: but he could see my beard through it. And I
Speaker 2: was like, man, I'm just trying to get some weird drunk.
Speaker 2: And we just went around like the neighborhood where I lived,
Speaker 2: and I was like, man, I can get some free
Speaker 2: fucking candy and uh, even though we could probably buy
Speaker 2: our own, but I dressed up like Alex from Klock
Speaker 2: of Orange. I was about thirteen, and I went with
Speaker 2: all these kids that just wanted to get high and
Speaker 2: didn't actually want to participate in Halloween, where I was like,
Speaker 2: I dressed up and they all laughed at me, like
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you wearing because they obviously never
Speaker 2: saw the movie. And I was like, you know, I
Speaker 2: hung out with these kids because they gave me free weed,
Speaker 2: and I was I did a good like full on
Speaker 2: the whole costume, and uh, I didn't really get to
Speaker 2: use it. And then some girl that didn't like me
Speaker 2: chase me down tried to like kick me in the
Speaker 2: nuts cause other jock on and I wasn't fun.
Speaker 3: So we definitely need to do that them.
Speaker 2: So Fun Man one of my favorite films, even though
Speaker 2: it's kind of Raype It's fucked dude. Actually that she
Speaker 2: when I was fucking thirteen.
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, I remember being ready afraid of that.
Speaker 2: It was really young. So that's getting this. So in
Speaker 2: the Miami region of Papua New Guinea, they're these red
Speaker 2: corpses hang from a cliff. Is a death ritual that
Speaker 2: preserves the body. Uh. The locals smoke them and string
Speaker 2: them up and hang them on the face cliff. This
Speaker 2: is the ways the body can look down and protect
Speaker 2: the village. That crazy. I did think. I had thought.
Speaker 2: I thought an image look at the ship man, look
Speaker 2: at that not a while Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: It was like, let's just hang bodies in coffins from
Speaker 2: the hilltops and just fucking It's like it walked over everything.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's I don't know, like it. I often
Speaker 3: see things like this, and I suppose we have no
Speaker 3: context because we've never really been exposed to that in
Speaker 3: like a physical form. Like someone could show me something
Speaker 3: like that and they go, oh, that's crazy. Imagine actually
Speaker 3: being somewhere where that's like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's not the image that I was thinking
Speaker 2: it is. I don't know if I could show the
Speaker 2: image that's from one coming up uh very soon. But
Speaker 2: that's crazy because it says these red corpses hang from
Speaker 2: a cliff and they preserve the bodies. The locals smoke
Speaker 2: them like they smoke pork, I guess, and then they
Speaker 2: string them up, which is wild to be like there,
Speaker 2: and you know, when we start diving eventually, I want
Speaker 2: to dive into like uh, you know, the Dead Sea
Speaker 2: scrolls and stuff like that, and and the Tibetan the
Speaker 2: Betan Book of the Dead, which I both, but I
Speaker 2: want to read through them. It is not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: The Egyptian Book of the Dead is kind of dry.
Speaker 2: It's just the way it's written obviously is the half
Speaker 2: of years ago. Uh, but it's not as exciting as
Speaker 2: you think it would. The Tibetan Book of the Dead
Speaker 2: is actually fairly interesting compared to that. But I want
Speaker 2: to read through both. I got some really cool copies
Speaker 2: of these books, especially what one got it for me,
Speaker 2: and I want to get into stuff like that. But
Speaker 2: like it's just the interesting idea that everyone's always thought
Speaker 2: that they need to preserve death, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: and like get people ready for the afterlife, like Egyptians
Speaker 2: spent most of their life, especially for the Pharaohs and stuff,
Speaker 2: getting them ready for their death most of their life.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's a really weird concept, like the
Speaker 3: whole idea of like dying and being dead, and even
Speaker 3: like I said, things like you know, waking a body
Speaker 3: out at the house, Like I've been in those situations
Speaker 3: and thankfully it hasn't been anyone like super super super
Speaker 3: close to me, but like I look at the person
Speaker 3: and like you said, the best way I can compare.
Speaker 2: It is like a wax figure.
Speaker 3: But I'm like looking at it and I'm like, like,
Speaker 3: where are they or what? Like are they experiencing anything
Speaker 3: right now? Or do they like notice is going on
Speaker 3: like from like somewhere else or like what. It's just
Speaker 3: such a bizarre It's like you were alive.
Speaker 2: And thank God for stream Yard.
Speaker 3: And I just realized both neither of us are recording. Yes,
Speaker 3: I started. I started recording about four minutes after we
Speaker 3: started the episode.
Speaker 2: I have recorded it all, so we'll take it off
Speaker 2: from stream Yard. So if people are wondering why the
Speaker 2: audio is a little strange, that's why. But it should
Speaker 2: sound pretty crispy. And that's been pretty good, you know.
Speaker 2: We we're excited to see each other. It's been so
Speaker 2: long and just fucking goes off without a hitch. Not
Speaker 2: really so endo cannibalism in the Amazon rainforest the Yama
Speaker 2: know me, me tribe whatever. I'm just gonna yeah, know
Speaker 2: me mom tribe prepared a corpse, uh you know, for eating,
Speaker 2: so that the soul could go to paradise when a
Speaker 2: loved one dies. They wrap the corpse in leaves and
Speaker 2: allow the bugs to indulge a little over a month later,
Speaker 2: the bones are made into banana soup for everybody, and
Speaker 2: a little over a year later, the ashes are mixed
Speaker 2: into a plantain soup. That is crazy. I mean that
Speaker 2: have you ever at some point I want to get
Speaker 2: into cannibalistic tribes and lost tribes. We did it way
Speaker 2: back in the day. That will eventually come out on Patreon.
Speaker 2: It's gone from the main platforms, but eventually have plans
Speaker 2: put on Patreon. There's a lot of lost tapes episodes,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not even joking, there's probably over fifty episodes
Speaker 2: that have been xed from the show. Oh wow, that many, Yeah,
Speaker 2: forty to fifty probably maybe thirty. Yeah, but I feel
Speaker 2: like it's it's been a lot just from when we started,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, do we need to say that?
Speaker 2: But you know, for the fans that truly enjoy the show,
Speaker 2: they will be on Patreon, like, And the thing is,
Speaker 2: I think it's necessary where I'm even gonna release some
Speaker 2: of the episodes that me and Justin did some people
Speaker 2: will never see or hear. But you know, at the beginning,
Speaker 2: we were getting plastered and there was no really censorship
Speaker 2: in the way there's today, And it's not the same
Speaker 2: kind of thing, being very bold. Yeah, what do you
Speaker 2: think of banana soup?
Speaker 3: Not much?
Speaker 2: I have a job.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of.
Speaker 2: Sausage soup, like blood sausage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like like like a sausage like in some form.
Speaker 2: Of water or something disgusted.
Speaker 3: So I had a he would have been like my,
Speaker 3: I guess great uncle if you could call him anything.
Speaker 2: And oh so he wasn't that great, eh.
Speaker 3: And he was like typical I think, like old school
Speaker 3: Irish guy kind of up until he died in like
Speaker 3: the early two thousands, dressed like he was in Darby
Speaker 3: o Gild and the little people, you know, all kind
Speaker 3: of with that like checkered like like jacket and all
Speaker 3: that kind of shit. And like he would always go
Speaker 3: to this little small like traditional Irish pub and like
Speaker 3: drink every day and like be ship faced everything.
Speaker 2: When you're talking about that, like touch you in the night.
Speaker 3: No, that's not him, that's the other on. Yeah. He
Speaker 3: used to like he would come in like fucking out
Speaker 3: of his mind drunk and he would just get whatever
Speaker 3: he had in the kitchen, so like he would put
Speaker 3: like like bacon, sausages, anything like that and put it
Speaker 3: all in a puff and then fill it with water
Speaker 3: and just boil it. Ew man, I know right, he
Speaker 3: died of troll cancer.
Speaker 2: That's fucked you, I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, cigarettes, alcohol and then that really cool sound
Speaker 3: and dice fu. Yeah he put like potato in us.
Speaker 3: He just put any whatever.
Speaker 2: Crazy what people will do to try to survive while
Speaker 2: they're like inebriated.
Speaker 3: You know, a really good idea?
Speaker 2: So crazy? Uh so burial beads. Many people in South
Speaker 2: Korea opt to compress the remains of the dead person
Speaker 2: into gem like beads and different colors, which are then
Speaker 2: displayed at the home. I actually kind of dig that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, there's something about that, Like, you know,
Speaker 2: if Chelsea died and I can have some beads of
Speaker 2: her made off her remains, I feel like I'd be
Speaker 2: into that ship.
Speaker 3: Where would you put said beads?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Yeah, I would you use them as anal beads.
Speaker 3: That's the minute you said burial beads, I was like, huh,
Speaker 3: I thought I had.
Speaker 2: A picture of them, but I guess I doubt this
Speaker 2: is like a real thing. Uh too.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter anymore now because everybody listens. Just picture
Speaker 3: and anal beads it's true.
Speaker 2: Imagine putting like magine you know, you're a wild guy, man,
Speaker 2: you're like a swinger, and you like have your grandma's
Speaker 2: remains and beads, and then you know, Jeffrey comes over
Speaker 2: with his wife and then he finds them and he's like,
Speaker 2: check out these anal beads. I just shoved up my ass.
Speaker 2: He's like shaking around like it's a tail, and it's
Speaker 2: like your grandma's remains in those beads. I hope everyone.
Speaker 3: Loves am I right and saying that if somebody gets creamated,
Speaker 3: now you can like can you make a jewelry or
Speaker 3: some ship out of ashes or.
Speaker 2: There? We might get into it, but I think that's
Speaker 2: kind of cool though realistically, like I think that's cool.
Speaker 2: I have my grand I have both my grandparents in
Speaker 2: a jar. And the crazy thing is in the jar.
Speaker 2: It's not just like it's not just ashes. There's like
Speaker 2: little fragments of bones and we don't know what to
Speaker 2: do with them. But what I've wanted to do, but
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be enough to fill it. Actually I could
Speaker 2: be a small one, but you know, like the crystal
Speaker 2: skull of vodka. I want to I want to put
Speaker 2: them in that, but then it's not enough surprising to
Speaker 2: fill it. But you can get like the smaller versions,
Speaker 2: like the Mickey bottles or whatever. I know, Mickey is
Speaker 2: in your language, but it's verygage. It's a very small
Speaker 2: bottle of liquor. It would be cool to like have
Speaker 2: them in like a skull, Like this is my grandparents' ashes.
Speaker 2: I snored every Friday. Eventually, though disappearance.
Speaker 3: My I my language.
Speaker 2: So this is the one I was showing earlier. About
Speaker 2: four centuries ago, the Bo people of China's Chikuan Province
Speaker 2: hung these wooden tombs from cliffs. It is unknown whether
Speaker 2: the intention of the suspended burials burials was kept to
Speaker 2: keep the coffin out of reach from animals or to
Speaker 2: be within the reach of the gods, an ancient death ritual.
Speaker 2: These tombs are approaching three thousand years old, so nobody's
Speaker 2: disturbed them. That shit is wild, man, not Crazy's like,
Speaker 2: why I know, because that's what they believe. Man, Why
Speaker 2: do we fucking bury people in the ground?
Speaker 3: That is true, And that's like anybody I like know
Speaker 3: of has been buried, and that's like a really big
Speaker 3: thing here. I don't know if that's like more so
Speaker 3: on Ireland, but I feel like way more people get
Speaker 3: buried versus cremated.
Speaker 2: Realistically, yeah, more and more people are getting cremated now
Speaker 2: a days. But there's like I think there's like a
Speaker 2: religious kind of belief of being buried where they don't
Speaker 2: want to burn your remains because then people are gonna
Speaker 2: be afraid that, like what, your body's gonna be a
Speaker 2: bunch of ash in the afterlife. Like I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: But there's like there's funerals everywhere. There's a funeral down
Speaker 2: the street that me and Billy recorded at and used
Speaker 2: the Ouiji board and then it said told us to die.
Speaker 2: But then Billy said that he wrote that on purpose,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know if I trust you.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: You look pretty scared in that moment, dude, dude, But
Speaker 2: it takes a lot. It takes a lot to provoke
Speaker 2: the dead, right, It takes a while using Wiji boards
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. And we were outside and it
Speaker 2: was like this time, it was like November. It actual
Speaker 2: looks nice that right now, but it was like cold
Speaker 2: and we were like freezing. There was snow on the ground.
Speaker 2: We're trying to use the wigible while our hands are
Speaker 2: drying up into brittle while we're trying to do it.
Speaker 2: And I feel like either Billy moved it or I
Speaker 2: don't know, he's manipulating me. But we could. We didn't
Speaker 2: get much answers, but like I said, man, why would
Speaker 2: you find ghost in a fucking in a cemetery? Why
Speaker 2: wouldn't they go to where they were most? Like, you know,
Speaker 2: or if I was dead and I woke up in
Speaker 2: a fucking cemetery, I go to the nearest house and
Speaker 2: be like, do you have beer?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: And then when I realized that I was dead, I'd
Speaker 2: just haunt him, you know, look into the fucking eighteen
Speaker 2: year old daughter's room at night, know some fun stuff.
Speaker 3: And I always picture a being like this would be
Speaker 3: like Kevin Bacon in fucking Hollow Man. I know, I
Speaker 3: know technically, like that's an invisible man theory, but I
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, if I come back to
Speaker 3: some kind of spirit, I'm gonna be badass like Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 2: We need to do that movie. I saw that movie
Speaker 2: way too young, younger than I should have watched it.
Speaker 2: I watched that only recently and still good because it's
Speaker 2: a good dissection movie.
Speaker 3: It still holds up.
Speaker 2: It's a good movie to dissect and be like, what
Speaker 2: would be the repercussions? What would you do? Even the
Speaker 2: new Invisible Man, it's pretty good. But the idea of
Speaker 2: what what people would do if they were invisible, you know,
Speaker 2: I'd do some shady stuff. I'd have a bunch of ideas.
Speaker 3: I can't lie but I right now I'm not even
Speaker 3: going to finish what like exactly what they would do,
Speaker 3: but just have a quick thing. Everybody, listen, if you
Speaker 3: were invisible for a day, I think of the first
Speaker 3: thing you would do, That's what I would do.
Speaker 2: I was like, gonna say it. I was like, don't
Speaker 2: need too Yeah there. I don't know. Man, The idea
Speaker 2: of like being a ghost haunting someone seems a lot
Speaker 2: of fun now, Like I feel like I'd want to
Speaker 2: stay in purgatory for like a little bit, just to
Speaker 2: like fuck with people.
Speaker 3: But you'd be like, I think I made this joke
Speaker 3: before about something, but you'd be like that tit headed dude.
Speaker 2: Put a bra on my head. I'll be like the Bigfoot,
Speaker 2: you know. I just wants to squeeze, just wants a
Speaker 2: little squeeze, Just I can just picture you mean, God,
Speaker 2: damn it, why am I here? Man? I couldn't over
Speaker 2: they overpowered me. When he's like they he realized that,
Speaker 2: I was like, I've probably it's weird because I probably
Speaker 2: watched a little Nikky like three times in the past
Speaker 2: like two months. It's like, want go to when I'm drunk,
Speaker 2: and it's still funny. Well, the evil it is. The
Speaker 2: painting features sati ceremony, where a woman follows her husband
Speaker 2: onto the funeral pyre. Now banned in India. Sati is
Speaker 2: a funeral ritual where in a new widow emolates herself.
Speaker 2: It might be burns, but burns herself, also also called
Speaker 2: a widow burning. Sati is int was intended to show
Speaker 2: the sacrifice of a true wife, though this Hindu ritual
Speaker 2: is now illegal and considered violence against women. Give me
Speaker 2: a break, man, emolates. I don't know, I've never seen
Speaker 2: that word before. That's interesting, But essentially, so your wife
Speaker 2: is so devoted to you that once you die, she
Speaker 2: just like they just burn her alive because she wants
Speaker 2: to meet you in the afterlife. Honestly, be very hell
Speaker 2: happy if Chelsea did that, would you, yeah, like, come on,
Speaker 2: join me. Okay if we have kids, if we have
Speaker 2: a kid, stayed alive for the kid. But if I'm
Speaker 2: like eighty five and our kids are grown, they have kids,
Speaker 2: and you're she's also like eighty five because we're like
Speaker 2: around the same age. Yeah, you know, come join.
Speaker 4: Me in the fune roll of Hearts and a nofa
Speaker 4: Cutie we love is a gun separating were.
Speaker 2: From I said the lyrics? Do you ever listen to him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to. You need to clip that out
Speaker 3: and just put that up on social media.
Speaker 2: I was gonna do that with that Hawthorne Heights thing
Speaker 2: I did. I'd never remember to do that. If you
Speaker 2: listen to.
Speaker 3: Him, Yeah, I nearly. I nearly went for the generic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I was like so close to that in my
Speaker 3: first we Like.
Speaker 2: It's crazy for all the like audio listeners stuff like
Speaker 2: that for everyone as a fan of this show, Like,
Speaker 2: it is bizarre how much me and Aaron are like
Speaker 2: replicas of each other, just look different and the way
Speaker 2: we think that what we like, Like my mention him
Speaker 2: to people, they're like, what, like the don't even understand
Speaker 2: what it is, but like and I blare it at
Speaker 2: work sometimes and I'm like man, I probably sound it
Speaker 2: looking like such a fruit. That's very it's love metal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I used to fucking play that shit so
Speaker 3: much I actually got burnt out. And I haven't listened
Speaker 3: to them so long.
Speaker 2: I might actually start all that music I still have
Speaker 2: on my playlists, like antray You and all this emo shit.
Speaker 3: Same. I just never listened to what I need to
Speaker 3: actually put that on again.
Speaker 2: Oh I've been I've been jiving that stuff for a while.
Speaker 2: And it is crazy because like that whole music is
Speaker 2: like the idea of like, well, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: leave the earth for you because if you leave the earth,
Speaker 2: you know, if you hurt my heart, I'm gonna you know,
Speaker 2: off myself and and I'll come meet you in the
Speaker 2: afterlife like that, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, if someone could somehow prove to me that
Speaker 3: that was the case, I would have no issue with it.
Speaker 3: Then Yeah, I'd be down for it.
Speaker 2: Even uh do you know, do you know Silverstein smashed
Speaker 2: into Pieces? You know that song? That song came out
Speaker 2: at work and I was like just laughing my ass
Speaker 2: off with the idea. It's just like his The whole
Speaker 2: thing is he wants to like I'm gonna does what
Speaker 2: off a Gossolin story because of her, because of a girl.
Speaker 2: He just wants to like off himself for a woman.
Speaker 2: The whole libray is like it's I'd rather die than
Speaker 2: have to see your smile, you know, Like that's okay.
Speaker 3: You just reminded me of something really funny. I seen yesterday,
Speaker 3: and it's it's probably been on the internet for like
Speaker 3: twenty five years now at this stage, but I saw
Speaker 3: it on TikTok the other day and it was somebody's
Speaker 3: dog and they had put like a black email fringe
Speaker 3: on him so fine, and like it had basically something
Speaker 3: like what you just sang there in that like weird
Speaker 3: Emao voice playing, and like the camera pans and the
Speaker 3: background so first you can't really see what's going on,
Speaker 3: and then it pans around the couch and then like
Speaker 3: the dog just looks across and he has like this
Speaker 3: black fringe across.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy how many people like like, there's not
Speaker 2: many people as much as they used to. But I
Speaker 2: saw one kid like trying to bait Ben Shapiro. I
Speaker 2: think Ben Shapiro is not a cool guy. I think
Speaker 2: he's like propagated by bullshit. But like the kid was
Speaker 2: like kept doing this and like like you know, moving
Speaker 2: his hair out of his eyes, and I was like, man,
Speaker 2: if you only know when that was actually popular, if
Speaker 2: you were around back then, man, you would have been
Speaker 2: the top of the town. Chicks would have loved you.
Speaker 2: And like, you know what. And it's funny because obviously
Speaker 2: this is to me and where I broke this down.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a free for all fun type of
Speaker 2: episode with how I wanted to do it or whatever.
Speaker 2: But like I found some of my email pictures and
Speaker 2: I said, we have to do a Patreon episode where
Speaker 2: I show we both show each other pictures of when
Speaker 2: we were younger, and this is gonna happen at some
Speaker 2: point and talk about that whole decade of being emo.
Speaker 2: I want to do it, and then I want to
Speaker 2: cut clips for me to put on like our social
Speaker 2: media so people can see it because I have all
Speaker 2: these pictures of me when I was young where I
Speaker 2: wanted to do like a post of like the young Tomcat.
Speaker 2: You guys, listen, my dad made a fucking joke at
Speaker 2: the wedding. Okay, Like everyone at the wedding called me
Speaker 2: a conspiracy theorist. Everybody, every fucking speech. I'm gonna post
Speaker 2: Billy's speech for everybody that's listening or watching right now,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna post it because it's funny. His girlfriend
Speaker 2: Robin took a video of him doing a speech is
Speaker 2: funny and talk about like I forgot about this. I
Speaker 2: used to take like soaked wet buns when we start
Speaker 2: working at some Chile as a dishwasher. He's like sixteen,
Speaker 2: and I used to whip fucking soaking wet buns at him.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. I didn't know I did that,
Speaker 2: or like they would go rock hard and I just
Speaker 2: whip him at the back of his fucking like the
Speaker 2: dishpits with like crack and like it is such a
Speaker 2: loud sound. And then he was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: he's whip soaked butts at me. But he said it
Speaker 2: would always be worse if it was a reptilian. He's
Speaker 2: the only one that mentioned the reptilians. But people were
Speaker 2: like laughing. Chelsea's dad called me a conspiracy theorist. And
Speaker 2: then my dad does this speech and he brings up
Speaker 2: when I got suspended. I kept getting suspended for wearing
Speaker 2: makeup in like grade seven or whatever, where I would
Speaker 2: wear like eyeliner and makeup, but it would be like
Speaker 2: up to my eyebrows, so they wouldn't let you do that.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't even let girls do it. So I would
Speaker 2: kept doing it. And then my dad was like, we know,
Speaker 2: you know, I said that we identified as clowns. He
Speaker 2: made he did make a joke about what if our
Speaker 2: religion was we were clowns to the principle that wore
Speaker 2: tight ass leather pants and which was very funny, and
Speaker 2: my dad brought that up. But I had to be like,
Speaker 2: I was very emo. Okay, I'm not a transsexual. I
Speaker 2: didn't say that, but I was like, I'd say I'm
Speaker 2: very I was very emo because I'm like he's like
Speaker 2: we were. He's like, technically he was progressive, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: don't say that. That's not what I was. I would
Speaker 2: love my music, people, can I know? I said it
Speaker 2: was just very funny, and then somebody laughed a bunch
Speaker 2: of pop luck because I was able to say, fuck Trudeau. Uh, Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Chelsea's stepdad is like, the the what do you call
Speaker 2: the MC or whatever the masters ceremonies, and then he's like,
Speaker 2: you know, the sweaters he always wears, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck Trudeau, and a bunch of people were like, man,
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that. I was like, yeah, just
Speaker 2: a hundred people I could say fuck true too crazy.
Speaker 2: It was a wild time, dude, and we'll have to
Speaker 2: do a Patriot episode for everybody listening to. Uh, just
Speaker 2: shoot the shit kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites of all time for sure. Uh.
Speaker 2: A sexual Viking funeral m sexy. A ship carrying a
Speaker 2: corpse is set on fire to ease the process of
Speaker 2: getting the body, to ease the process of getting the
Speaker 2: buye to the realm of the dead. A Nor's funeral
Speaker 2: for local leaders also features sexual rights within A slave
Speaker 2: girl would have sex with every man in the village
Speaker 2: and then would be strangled to death with a rope
Speaker 2: and then stabbed by the matriarch of the village, obviously
Speaker 2: the guy in charge, and then her body would then
Speaker 2: join the chieftain on the burning ship.
Speaker 3: I mean, sounds pretty cold for the guys. Seems like
Speaker 3: a waste of fucking boats. Don't how many boats did
Speaker 3: these people have?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, they had the slaves making them
Speaker 2: all the Irish you know that's isn't that okay? By far?
Speaker 2: That's probably that was one I told Billy, like an
Speaker 2: episode or two would go like where when people hear this,
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, that's the one you're talking about. I
Speaker 2: thought it was the idea of like that. I thought
Speaker 2: when you die, that your wife had to have sex
Speaker 2: with the whole village or whatever. That's what I kind
Speaker 2: of remembered. And then Billy was like, no, I don't
Speaker 2: like that, and I was like, yeah, but it's a
Speaker 2: slave girl that has to so I die. And then
Speaker 2: like everyone gets fucked in the village. So there's people.
Speaker 2: There's some horny guy being like, man, I've got laid
Speaker 2: in like a year, and he's like I'm gonna kill
Speaker 2: the chief so I can get laid.
Speaker 3: Will someone fucking die?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But them them chicks must have been absolutely ram through.
Speaker 2: Oh, if you're the last guy man, like that must
Speaker 2: have been like I'm trying to think of something extremely
Speaker 2: gross and I can't even think of it. I thought
Speaker 2: about old spaghetti, you knows, and I was like, that's
Speaker 2: not even close like a whole like yeah, like like
Speaker 2: think about if a bunch of think about it even
Speaker 2: like you know, you think about how jello and how
Speaker 2: fragile it is, like three guys fuck a bowl of jello,
Speaker 2: but this is like twenty thirty forty five. How many
Speaker 2: guys are in that village, just like ram and that shit.
Speaker 2: Everyone that is a male listening to this has watched
Speaker 2: some fucked up porno movie females too, But like you know, ever,
Speaker 2: I feel like if you haven't watched a gang bang,
Speaker 2: you're not truly living. But we all know there looks
Speaker 2: like an old piece of bread that has just been
Speaker 2: fucking smashed into a billion pieces, like a PBA J
Speaker 2: sandwich just opened up.
Speaker 3: For some reason, I picture the scene of Tiny eating
Speaker 3: the cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ew slurping it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's like all like the milk and shit,
Speaker 3: it's all and like his mouth is all like gaped open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Corross, that's a good visual.
Speaker 3: That's probably, and the sound effects that that makes as
Speaker 3: well is probably what it would sound like when you're
Speaker 3: going after after like you know, sixty five dudes of Rancho,
Speaker 3: especially some of big, huge motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: They probably get cocks down her knees, bro and it's
Speaker 2: just like Jesus and then you're you're the last guy,
Speaker 2: but you have the smallest dick and you're like, well,
Speaker 2: yours is like a fucking toothpick, and you're like, I
Speaker 2: I killed the chief for this. I got the game.
Speaker 3: And I would imagine it probably goes in like pecking
Speaker 3: order as well. So it's like all the yeah, like
Speaker 3: the bad dudes get her first, and then like all
Speaker 3: like the fucking tear her open. Yeah, Mongoloids like me.
Speaker 2: Are left at the end going, yeah, just give me
Speaker 2: the mouth. It hasn't been touched yet, you know, I'll
Speaker 2: get the ear canal. Jesus, I thought, this's get fucked up.
Speaker 2: This one is weird. Uh, there's two mourning losses that
Speaker 2: fellow Danny. It's d a d n a I. It's
Speaker 2: like daan I Dani tribe member by cutting off their
Speaker 2: fingers and uh, Papa Papa Indonesia. I want it's not
Speaker 2: the same as Papa dea Guinea, but they copy the
Speaker 2: name papa. Uh. These people used to Uh. These people
Speaker 2: used to amputate their fingers at funerals to express their
Speaker 2: sorrow by smearing their faces in clay and ashes. Though
Speaker 2: is now ben is hard to find an elderly Danny
Speaker 2: female who has five real fingers, it's not messed up.
Speaker 2: So most of them have. If you see an elderly
Speaker 2: dainty tribe member, especially like a female, specifically because it
Speaker 2: seems to always be females, I have to go through
Speaker 2: this horrendous shit, uh that most of them will not
Speaker 2: have full fingers. Think about it. So every time somebody
Speaker 2: dies in this village, okay, you have to cut off
Speaker 2: a tip of your finger to to feel the pain
Speaker 2: and sorrow. Are you looking it up? Because I found
Speaker 2: images of it, but I couldn't. Oh, here we go,
Speaker 2: see some of them. Look at the stumpies. I I
Speaker 2: purposely blank. I had to. I had to just blank
Speaker 2: out the titties. I was just going to ask you that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: listen to me. Listen. Look at these I'm sorry, Look
Speaker 2: at these women. Man, they look like they were beaten
Speaker 2: by the ugly brew about seven times. Uh. They look
Speaker 2: like Denzel No, no, what they look like Morgan Freeman
Speaker 2: if he was two hundred and fifty. Is that bad?
Speaker 2: Because it does look like that.
Speaker 3: Look at I'm looking at the chick on the left
Speaker 3: that doesn't have her pepperonis out. Yeah, she looks like
Speaker 3: one of those things. That's so bad. Like I can't
Speaker 3: even say it actually because say, it looks like there's
Speaker 3: a really famous like black character actor that I can't
Speaker 3: remember his name, but he's in like everything. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: actually it looks exactly like him.
Speaker 2: It is the idea, Okay that obviously, like women in
Speaker 2: tribalistic communities most times have been ran through because they're
Speaker 2: trying to like you know, there's a train run on
Speaker 2: as the expression goes, because they have to have as
Speaker 2: much kids to keep the tribe going. As the more
Speaker 2: kids you have, the more people you have, the help
Speaker 2: with labor and forging food and all that stuff, especially
Speaker 2: within like African tribes that don't have anything. Right, it's
Speaker 2: not gonna do with racism. Is everyone wants to fucking
Speaker 2: claim you see idea of where these people live and
Speaker 2: they're cut off from communication and technology so they have
Speaker 2: to do things for survival. But yeah, it's because of
Speaker 2: these women were probably having kids until they were like
Speaker 2: old enough, until they started they start dying, like this
Speaker 2: is what happened, and like they look worse for wear
Speaker 2: they do. It's it's it's not good. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: pronounce this because it's in Madagascar, but I'll try Fama
Speaker 2: da Ahania Fama dah Hondia. That's like the best I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do. I didn't even add it into the thing,
Speaker 2: but I put it in brackets. So, uh, once every
Speaker 2: seven years and the Madagasci people that's where they call
Speaker 2: that of Madagascar exhumed the bodies of loved ones, wrapped
Speaker 2: them in cloth and danced with their corpse sex. It
Speaker 2: probably smells pretty bad. So they spread they spray with
Speaker 2: uh these weird smile sprays. So they spray with some
Speaker 2: sort of shit. Weird that's so weird, man. Oh, and
Speaker 2: they make them then they make them into totem poles
Speaker 2: eventually crazy, Oh I think this, Yeah, so they put
Speaker 2: people in bags. Crazy, Look how many dead people there
Speaker 2: are in that photo in bags, wrapped in bags. And
Speaker 2: then they will dance with the corpse being like ew
Speaker 2: that wild.
Speaker 3: Like people are just so fucking like I've often seen
Speaker 3: and it might I'm bad.
Speaker 2: The totem pole was on the next thing I messed up.
Speaker 2: But they spray them with some sort of spray that
Speaker 2: I cut off backs and and while they're dancing.
Speaker 3: With them, like it might even specifically be in relation
Speaker 3: to this, but like when you see some of these
Speaker 3: countries and just some of the wild shit they do,
Speaker 3: and it's just so fucking bizarre, like it's so weird.
Speaker 2: Kind of people there. It's only cut out of part
Speaker 2: of a picture. There's like hundreds of people there for
Speaker 2: what the people have died in the last like a
Speaker 2: week or probably a week like and then so they're
Speaker 2: celebrating these deaths in this country. But it's just to
Speaker 2: be funny. If there was like DJ music like don't
Speaker 2: don't and they're like everyone's vibing out just like like
Speaker 2: you know, crowdsurfing these like dead bodies, wouldn't that be fun.
Speaker 3: It's like it's just the idea that it's dead bodies and.
Speaker 2: Like just dance around dead buys. You don't do that.
Speaker 3: That ship's gotta fucking stink and just be like gross.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for the audience, but everything I think I
Speaker 2: want to talk about our show, especially what.
Speaker 3: Like especially I can't imagine they have like the procedures
Speaker 3: that we would have in like a world countries like
Speaker 3: we live in, oh to.
Speaker 2: Like exoom the body and to do like bombing fluid
Speaker 2: and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: So they don't like stuff to just make it like
Speaker 3: just like a piece of wax.
Speaker 2: So there's like a stinker.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like decompose all hideous straight away or anything.
Speaker 2: Dude, something we have to do that. I just watched
Speaker 2: recently because Chelsea's never seen the full thing. Beetlejuice. Man, oh,
Speaker 2: she's never seen the full thing. Such a great movie.
Speaker 2: I watched it. I was like really high, like decent,
Speaker 2: like I was high.
Speaker 3: I would love to dress up as Beetlejuice for like
Speaker 3: a Halloween special or something, but they would like properly
Speaker 3: like have the full like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you guys speak like a vulgar as hell.
Speaker 2: Slap your jacket. There's like fucking dust coming out and ship.
Speaker 2: I'll be that uh, I'll be that African guy. I'll
Speaker 2: put black face on it. I'll like sprinkle dust on
Speaker 2: your head so she shrinks.
Speaker 3: Do you think that Beetlejuice Too is gonna end up
Speaker 3: being like hocus Pocus Too?
Speaker 2: Was probably? I think they'll ruin it with some woll
Speaker 2: gass bullshit and it's going to destroy it. Everyone's like
Speaker 2: watching this trailer of like General Ortaga and it's like
Speaker 2: fake thinking it's real. Crazy jazz burials, burials and New Orleans,
Speaker 2: New Orleans? Do you know? Uh? Do you know that
Speaker 2: song by the Animals? What?
Speaker 3: I don't think I do?
Speaker 2: You don't? You don't know the Animals?
Speaker 3: Bro do I havn't a clue?
Speaker 2: Or you're like the House of the Rising Sun, the
Speaker 2: House of the ras Sun? Uh? New Orleans. You don't
Speaker 2: know New Orleans.
Speaker 3: There is a house in New Orleans.
Speaker 2: They call it so yeah, but he says New Orleans.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Reason. Did you ever have a band called Muse?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I used to like me when I was an emo.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, I love Mews still. I want to see
Speaker 3: them live a couple of times. That's Hawaii first heard
Speaker 3: that song because they're on the cover of Oh Boo They.
Speaker 2: Have been four k now and I was like, they
Speaker 2: all like babies. What happened like the what's his name?
Speaker 2: The lead singer man Crazy? No? No, I mean the Animals,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like they it's just bizarre the different time era, right,
Speaker 2: and like they're all very probably very like in their
Speaker 2: early twenties or if not, like a little younger, and
Speaker 2: just like what a different time to exist? You like
Speaker 2: the Beatles and stuff, right, put some love Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're really changing ship while you're like doing acid and
Speaker 2: not doing anything, beating a bunch of hypocrites. So with
Speaker 2: a big horn band culture at the heart of New
Speaker 2: Orleans is it's not surprised that they play music. Even
Speaker 2: in death. The funeral procession is led by a big
Speaker 2: horn band.
Speaker 3: Have horn?
Speaker 2: You also have a big horn? How what what type
Speaker 2: of music does it play? A skin? Ask skin?
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of something funny they're Onunderstand
Speaker 3: what my references or is that another thing in.
Speaker 2: Worn?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you live in America that doesn't really exist because
Speaker 2: it's not real. America is the stay Canada. Canada doesn't exist,
Speaker 2: though it will be one day when we sign the
Speaker 2: Trial Trilateral Commissions. Fucking bullshit, we'll all be one country.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No over here, Like that's like a thing where
Speaker 3: you call it like, oh, I had some horn on me,
Speaker 3: a whore horn like a dick. Yeah, like a dick
Speaker 3: like if you were if you were getting a bone
Speaker 3: over something.
Speaker 2: Oh weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like like no, not everybody, but like in some
Speaker 3: of the like slang like dudes would be like I
Speaker 3: had some horn, weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we say boner erect jiffy erection, erection a so
Speaker 2: so there's famous like this this a horn. They have
Speaker 2: a horn band playing which plays a sad tune at first,
Speaker 2: followed by an upbeat jazz and blues number accompanied by
Speaker 2: furious dancing, which means that people must go out of
Speaker 2: their way dancing their fucking leg just freaking out, man.
Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, I was having a good time.
Speaker 3: I just picture, because I associate horn with the whole
Speaker 3: bone er thing. I just picture a lot of gay
Speaker 3: dudes and like g strings are completely nude with like
Speaker 3: all those Mardi Grab beads on them, yeah, or like
Speaker 3: with the whistles like terry crews and fucking white chicks.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because a white guy did that, it
Speaker 2: would be so racist. But it's one of the fun
Speaker 2: it's it's a very funny movie. I fucking love that.
Speaker 2: Shiit uh. This one's wild. A totem poll stands erect
Speaker 2: speaking of penises in honor of a warrior, shaman or
Speaker 2: chief and the hat the handy people it's h A,
Speaker 2: I d A. I don't know where that is where
Speaker 2: the oh it's they're Indian, of course, East Indian, I'm sure,
Speaker 2: and some reguard were Indian over there. Not Indian over here. Uh,
Speaker 2: but they they they would they would fit it. So
Speaker 2: if you were a hot the Indian, this would fit
Speaker 2: your description. Your body would be beat. Listen to this.
Speaker 2: Your body would be beaten with clubs, so that could
Speaker 2: fit in a tiny wooden box. The box then would beat.
Speaker 2: Listen to this. Then the box will be put in
Speaker 2: a fucking mortuary, like a totem pole in front of
Speaker 2: the dead person's home. So and then this the family
Speaker 2: would tell stories. So listen, they would put you in
Speaker 2: a totem pole and they would beat the living ship
Speaker 2: out of you. So your body is like thin enough
Speaker 2: to like fit inside of the totem pole.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, right, I was like not supposed
Speaker 3: to be, but like the idea of that and how
Speaker 3: you described it sounds hilarious to me, the idea of
Speaker 3: a dead body and like several people with clubs and
Speaker 3: bats just like beating it to a pulp. So it's
Speaker 3: like all mushy, and.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a scary movie trope, like like something
Speaker 2: that scary movie has done. It's just like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: dead now, and then just like fucking Berry Bonds comes
Speaker 2: in with his baseball bat and he's just like smacking
Speaker 2: the shit like that's a wild man. That's one of
Speaker 2: the weirdest ones. I like, there's a there's I've had
Speaker 2: a bunch of fucking weird shit. But the fact that
Speaker 2: like people would beat the living shit out of your corpse,
Speaker 2: like beat it so your bones are like dust. I
Speaker 2: how much would it take, though, to like beat the
Speaker 2: like how much would it take to beat a dead
Speaker 2: body where the bones are decrepit enough where you could
Speaker 2: just kind of shove it into a box and then
Speaker 2: put into a tortum pole and then get this your
Speaker 2: family's like Thomas, You see, he was a good guy.
Speaker 2: He's in there. We beat the living ship. We literally
Speaker 2: did living shit so he could fit inside it. But
Speaker 2: he's there, and you know what, he was a good guy,
Speaker 2: and they just like tell stories about you.
Speaker 3: I've got to imagine, like it would take an extremely
Speaker 3: long beaten and an extreme amount of force to like
Speaker 3: mash a body to the point where you could like
Speaker 3: squeeze it into one of those Also, is there any
Speaker 3: sort of like protective measures that like your meat sack
Speaker 3: wouldn't be like dripping all out of that ship and
Speaker 3: like stinking the place.
Speaker 2: Up or like you touch it and probably not it
Speaker 2: probably got real sick afterwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I was gonna say, it was like, so
Speaker 3: that body is I.
Speaker 2: Thought, yeah, I thought you were gonna say it would
Speaker 2: probably reek nbside of your house for a while. I
Speaker 2: feel like it was like your brother mom or some shit.
Speaker 2: But I thought you were gonna say, like, is there
Speaker 2: measure is to make sure that you're dead? Because what
Speaker 2: if you're just like we're concussed and you like passed
Speaker 2: out and they'll be like really, like you know this
Speaker 2: is some you know, backwood country in India or some
Speaker 2: ship I don't know where this place is, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: and then like they like are beating the shit have you?
Speaker 2: And you wake up like alive, You're like bones are
Speaker 2: all broken?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like you started at like the feet or the
Speaker 3: legs and just starts smashing at the seat as the
Speaker 3: person like react.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen Freddy got fingered? Yeah, where his
Speaker 2: girlfriend is parapet like she has no feeling in their legs.
Speaker 2: It gets you just and that's what turns her on,
Speaker 2: is smacking this ship out of her legs.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that in so long.
Speaker 2: Such a Tom Green is the first podcaster man. He
Speaker 2: killed that ship. He was the first reason to really
Speaker 2: create what we're doing today, really and now he's doing
Speaker 2: it again. He lives in the middle of nowhere in Canada,
Speaker 2: and he's figured out now where he's like down like
Speaker 2: an episode or two where he's like in the boonies,
Speaker 2: like in the middle. He said, he's in the middle
Speaker 2: of fucking nowhere, in some fucking barn. Obviously, I.
Speaker 3: Know.
Speaker 2: I like that shit. This one's crazy layout, your dad.
Speaker 2: This is the Tower of Silence. I'm gonna shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up, where the corpses are left out to be
Speaker 2: eaten by vultures before being brought to brought there the
Speaker 2: zoea Astrian we're obsessed with, like obsessively. They would clean
Speaker 2: the body, washing it with water and boilarin so just
Speaker 2: in case this guy is real dirty and are only
Speaker 2: allowed to be touched by professional corpse bearers, say people
Speaker 2: allowed to touch the corpse and zoe Astrian traditions, which, weirdly,
Speaker 2: a lot of occultist people believe in that realm of
Speaker 2: beliefs because it's very old, which I feel like, eventual
Speaker 2: we'll get you on the show. They see the bodies
Speaker 2: as being terribly corrupt and risked of being attacked by demons.
Speaker 2: So they're like obsession with like cleaning it and they
Speaker 2: leave it out to be eaten away. Nice say, So
Speaker 2: that sounds very similar to that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: I was like, this kind of brings it into what
Speaker 2: you were going to talk about.
Speaker 3: Sounds very very similar to.
Speaker 2: You know what, I know I'm not. I have to
Speaker 2: pee so bad. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pee right.
Speaker 3: Now while I talk about this.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna do it on the show. I'm just
Speaker 2: going to piss in this can.
Speaker 3: Okay, So just so everybody knows why I'm talking right now,
Speaker 3: it's to drowned out the noise of Tom pissing into
Speaker 3: a can he just drank from.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you'll hear it, though, I gotta
Speaker 2: do it. Alex did this once on the show. I
Speaker 2: might as well do it. Okay, keep talking you want.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to listen to see how I actually hear it,
Speaker 3: see how I need is okay? So sky burials or
Speaker 3: celestial burials as they.
Speaker 2: Are, is the first for the podcast other than Alex.
Speaker 3: Are the burial Rights of Choice For the Tibetans, after
Speaker 3: a member of the community has died, the body is
Speaker 3: cut into pieces by a burial master and is taken
Speaker 3: to a selected site, usually in the area of high elevation.
Speaker 3: This is because the car is then supposed to be
Speaker 3: eaten by vultures, who tend to congregate at higher altitudes.
Speaker 3: After the vultures have consumed the body, the belief is
Speaker 3: that they take the body away to heavens, where the
Speaker 3: soul of the deceased person remains until they are ready
Speaker 3: for their next reincarnation. This practice is believed to have
Speaker 3: been practiced as as many as eleven thousand years ago,
Speaker 3: but there is little no written evidence or physical evidence
Speaker 3: due to the fact that the remains are ingested by
Speaker 3: vultures or other animals. For Tibetans, the sky burials serves
Speaker 3: both practical and spiritual functions. Off on the ground is frozen,
Speaker 3: making difficult to dig graves, making sky burials an appealing alternative.
Speaker 3: Many of the central values of the Tibetan culture revolve
Speaker 3: around being humble, generous, and honoring nature. Sky Burials allow
Speaker 3: physical bodies of Tibetans to be returned to the art
Speaker 3: in a way that generously provides a meal to the
Speaker 3: vultures and very minimally disturbs the art. Because of their
Speaker 3: belief in re incas O nation, death is seen as
Speaker 3: more of a transition as opposed to an ending. They
Speaker 3: believe the soul moves on from the body at the
Speaker 3: very instant of death, leaving very room for attachment to
Speaker 3: the physical body. In fact, in order for the soul
Speaker 3: of the person to have an easy transition into their
Speaker 3: next life, the Tibetans believe that there should be no
Speaker 3: trace left of the physical body after death, providing another
Speaker 3: advantage of this practice. And I just out of the
Speaker 3: corner of my eye, I feel like I seen you
Speaker 3: swing in the can full of.
Speaker 2: In one little drop went onto my computer and I
Speaker 2: could see it. Okay, whatever, this is the funniest shit ever. Whatever,
Speaker 2: it's It's all fine, man, so funny. This is uh literally,
Speaker 2: Alex did this Billy's body on our Halloween special where
Speaker 2: he couldn't hold it anymore, and he did it under
Speaker 2: the table while we were filming, which shows all of us,
Speaker 2: which was really hard to achieve. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to pay, but I can't. Ruin this episode,
Speaker 2: Aaron's it's probably like the nine o'clock there. So I
Speaker 2: wanted to just get it done and I did it.
Speaker 2: But man, if you're a man out there, if you're
Speaker 2: a woman, you're probably like wow.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: But like I peed in this little hole. I depressed
Speaker 2: my penis head right against just and I'm like, am
Speaker 2: I gonna cut myself? This is not the one with
Speaker 2: beard it? This is almost empty.
Speaker 3: So that's the one you just pissed it be crazy
Speaker 3: you did Actually you did actually lift that cat up.
Speaker 3: Don't say I pissed in this can.
Speaker 2: It's warm, but I did that. But why not? Man,
Speaker 2: this is what we are. We are strange brew and
Speaker 2: I didn't want to leave. Man, I didn't want to
Speaker 2: leave you.
Speaker 3: Look, I can't standing whilst I haven't done it. I
Speaker 3: don't think on a podcast. I remember years ago when
Speaker 3: I used to a lot of PC games, and I
Speaker 3: used to play days Z a lot, like twelve hours
Speaker 3: a day, like a big, fucking, fat, scary mongoid. And
Speaker 3: I was that obsessed with the game and being online
Speaker 3: with the other dudes on the server. So basically you
Speaker 3: would spawn into a map and it was all like
Speaker 3: real life. You had to eat, you couldn't get your
Speaker 3: clothes wet. You would die if I had the army
Speaker 3: all this ship, right, and we all used to play
Speaker 3: it together, but there was no like like there was
Speaker 3: no pause running just in the game, and then if
Speaker 3: you logged out, your character would stay on the map
Speaker 3: for like three minutes, so if someone discovered you, it
Speaker 3: could just kill you and take everything. Okay, So like
Speaker 3: I used to do that constantly. I would be like,
Speaker 3: you know, drinking cans and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like piss balls over fucking just piss. It's crazy because
Speaker 2: I can remember the last time that's my I did
Speaker 2: that was in a car. Right, We're all a trip.
Speaker 2: You're like, I got a fucking pee, man, But I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't believe you, Tom. I think I
Speaker 3: don't even think you used the toilet. I think you
Speaker 3: just piss in cans and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I know I'd love to do I'd love to
Speaker 2: have like I'm just gonna shove a fucking can't do
Speaker 2: this because anytime you delicious weed pen man dropping this
Speaker 2: cann of piss, it's like no, It's like, have you
Speaker 2: say you must watch boys? Three pisses in the jugs,
Speaker 2: the piss jugs Ray has it is fucking the dump
Speaker 2: that it's like Ricky got me this great place. He
Speaker 2: lives in the fucking trailer in the dump and there's
Speaker 2: like pissed jugs everywhere. He's like, he's been trucking. I
Speaker 2: can't do a bubbles how he's been trucking for and
Speaker 2: then so he's got used to peeing in like fucking jugs.
Speaker 3: I need, I need, need, need you and Chelsea this
Speaker 3: weekend to watch that show that I told you about
Speaker 3: ages ago called The in Betweeners.
Speaker 2: I love that show.
Speaker 3: You've seen it?
Speaker 2: The English show Dude.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've seen all the episodes about
Speaker 3: the One Way to Go to London Club and yeah
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: And my one of my favorite movies is the first one.
Speaker 3: Pisses. He's pissing in a can and he cuts the
Speaker 3: top of his dick in the can and he's like,
Speaker 3: I feel like I remember that ye like over the
Speaker 3: other dude that always tells the lies. He's like looking
Speaker 3: at and he's like, oh, just look, please just look.
Speaker 3: And then like the the the bouncers walking and he's
Speaker 3: like looking at his dick and it's like call him
Speaker 3: pissing blood and He's like, get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. That's funny because at some point
Speaker 2: we'll have to like talk about that show that, by
Speaker 2: far is like and out there obscure. Remind me of
Speaker 2: Canadian comedy, which is adopted from British comedy. Essentially, it's
Speaker 2: just it's so good the movies. Man, that that scene
Speaker 2: where they go in the club like dancing and they're
Speaker 2: like trying to like flirt with the girls, but they
Speaker 2: have like no game.
Speaker 3: It's like that empty dance floor and they dance from
Speaker 3: like the bar.
Speaker 2: Why you guys like think this is impressive? Bro, there's
Speaker 2: another show.
Speaker 3: Actually, we should maybe watch a couple of episodes of
Speaker 3: it at some time, or maybe do something where we
Speaker 3: could watch it with people, because they're like really short format,
Speaker 3: like twenty minutes twenty five minutes an episode. It's called
Speaker 3: Inside Number nine. Never heard that, dude. I'm telling you
Speaker 3: look it up after this. I guarantee you will love
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got I got an idea. Okay, let's just
Speaker 2: not spoil this, you know, because it's meant to be
Speaker 2: kind of like a fun episode because I haven't seen
Speaker 2: it a bit. Let's do let's the first time you watch
Speaker 2: Kenny Versus Spendy because I feel like I'll get you
Speaker 2: hooked on it. Let's watch it together for either Patreon
Speaker 2: or the main show on YouTube, because I feel like
Speaker 2: Kenny Hotts would let me get away with it. Even
Speaker 2: if I talk to him, I could probably maybe get
Speaker 2: a beat him on the show. But if I talk
Speaker 2: to him and be like, Yo, we want to do
Speaker 2: a commentary on your show. Because my Irish Fred has
Speaker 2: never seen it. He's Canadian. He's chill with the fans.
Speaker 2: They do live shows in Toronto and we're like around America,
Speaker 2: even which is crazy, and he he doesn't even understand
Speaker 2: how the show blew up this much. We should do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down for it.
Speaker 2: I wait because I'll find a very good episode to
Speaker 2: start you off with. It's fuck, dude. They do this
Speaker 2: ship like who can stay blindfold the longest? And then
Speaker 2: the one Kenny tricks the other guy Spending, which is
Speaker 2: always like gets angry and the loser that he's actually blind,
Speaker 2: so he keeps fucking with him, but then he like
Speaker 2: finds ways to cheat to convince him to take off
Speaker 2: his blind fold before he does. And even though in
Speaker 2: the footage she already did. He convinces him that he did,
Speaker 2: so as long as he gets him to do. The
Speaker 2: humiliation is his gloat for winning, right, it's so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'll stay I'll stay away from I won't
Speaker 3: watch it until.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to get your first impression because it's
Speaker 2: it's quite hilarious. So this is one I thought was fun.
Speaker 2: This would be my kind of thing. Is the Russian vodka?
Speaker 2: All right? So Russian vodka, dale pickles and rye bread
Speaker 2: is left out for the deceased at a party. Don't
Speaker 2: know why, sound like they're real poor Russian Orthodox churches
Speaker 2: would ring the bell to gather the villages to a funeral,
Speaker 2: followed by a series of services and dinner parties for
Speaker 2: nine days. According to you, I had nine days and
Speaker 2: then what at Oh this is crazy. So nine days
Speaker 2: after I'm dead, if I was Russian in this Orthodox
Speaker 2: town or whatever, right, they're like ding ding ding ding,
Speaker 2: and then you know, everyone has a fucking party. Okay,
Speaker 2: Then forty days after the person dies. The black bread
Speaker 2: is meant to reserve the Russian tradition of breaking the
Speaker 2: black bread upon meeting a new person. So that must
Speaker 2: be a tradition and obviously, Russians love vodka and the
Speaker 2: pickle thing. I don't understand. Maybe they shoving up their asses,
Speaker 2: but they like take a shot when they eat some
Speaker 2: bread as a tradition for when they meet. So but
Speaker 2: then they party on the ninth day that you're dead,
Speaker 2: and then they also party on the fortieth day. Weird. Now,
Speaker 2: weird Russians are Have you ever met one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a few of them that like live in
Speaker 3: the town here. Now.
Speaker 2: That was like, Russians grab my friend's balls. Man, Russians
Speaker 2: are scary, I know. Do you know for all the fans,
Speaker 2: you notice by now that shadow people experience I had
Speaker 2: started when Russians grabbed my my friend Mike's balls.
Speaker 3: I remember when you're telling me that I was. I
Speaker 3: would have thought that I would have been more unsettled
Speaker 3: by the shadow people thing, but I actually think I
Speaker 3: was more unsettled by the fact that that, to me
Speaker 3: sounded like the start of like a hostile movie or something.
Speaker 2: It was those dudes were.
Speaker 3: Like that had potential for you guys to be tied
Speaker 3: up somewhere.
Speaker 2: We joked about what they had in like their suitcases
Speaker 2: and shit like as a joke. It was like three
Speaker 2: Russian dudes that like look like they were fairly like
Speaker 2: you could say fit, like for their age, like in
Speaker 2: their forties probably fifties of that age, fifties, but liked
Speaker 2: not yoked, but like fit, and and them like walking past,
Speaker 2: and I was were abandon. I'm nineteen years old, I'm
Speaker 2: a skinny buck. You know, I'm like fucking doing drugs
Speaker 2: then and they wait, like rub my head and they're
Speaker 2: like you crazy Canadians and they like rub my head.
Speaker 2: Specificly that one time watching a show I was like
Speaker 2: drinking like pure vodka at this point, like we're just
Speaker 2: like I'm young. We're on a resort and I have
Speaker 2: a picture that I'll post on Instagram eventually when I'm
Speaker 2: my younger self. There's a picture of us like Cuba
Speaker 2: and he rubs off my head and it was just
Speaker 2: the weirdest ship man. I don't know, there's some weird
Speaker 2: like I could feel it that they were like interested
Speaker 2: by us, like young boys or whatever.
Speaker 3: Rights Like when you were explaining that to me before,
Speaker 3: I kept having visions of you know, the scene in
Speaker 3: Hostile on the train where the dude is eating that
Speaker 3: ham salad. Yeah, yeah, remember, and he's like shaking and
Speaker 3: and they're like, you need a fork there. Buddy's like
Speaker 3: shoving and then remember doesn't he grabbed the dude's leg.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, and he's like get the fuck there.
Speaker 2: They make fun of it, and you're a trip.
Speaker 3: I think it's like that's what I was kind of
Speaker 3: picture when you told me that story. I was like,
Speaker 3: that was like not to even try and like make
Speaker 3: it funny.
Speaker 2: You're like a bait.
Speaker 3: But like it does actually kind of sound like that
Speaker 3: a few guys had have hung around in that situation
Speaker 3: for too long that it could have been pretty speaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what That's what Cuba felt like to me.
Speaker 2: My cousin went back to Cuba. I've said the story before, right,
Speaker 2: and that he went off the resort with this guy
Speaker 2: and they try to do this like to me, not
Speaker 2: take me off the resort, but they I blame my
Speaker 2: speaker and my music. And this one guy came out,
Speaker 2: his name is Uri and some black dude, some Cuban guy,
Speaker 2: but he was black, like with dreads and shit, and
Speaker 2: he was like, oh I love DMX, Suck my dick,
Speaker 2: Suck my dick. And I was like, cool, cool man,
Speaker 2: that's nice. But he was like super cool, but he
Speaker 2: had one long nail, like snort and coke obviously, and
Speaker 2: it was just such a bizarre experience. And then one
Speaker 2: guy gave me his brand new iPhone so he could
Speaker 2: take my shitty nano iPod and then put my music
Speaker 2: onto his computer. But he said there was a block,
Speaker 2: gave me back my iPod, and I trusted he gave
Speaker 2: me his new iPhone. I was like, whatever, if he
Speaker 2: wants to take my nano, I'll take this shit home.
Speaker 2: And then we switched and he's I couldn't do it
Speaker 2: because there was in Cuba whenever there's an encryption that
Speaker 2: he couldn't break through. So I was like, oh, I know.
Speaker 2: And then so my cousin went back and he said
Speaker 2: they went out the resort with his It might have
Speaker 2: been with Neil, but I think it was a Bizar
Speaker 2: buddy that I know these dudes like personally. And they
Speaker 2: went out the resort and they went to this guy.
Speaker 2: They thought he was super chill, and he was like,
Speaker 2: my cousin's very open and doesn't really care. He takes
Speaker 2: risks and then so he goes whatever, and then they're
Speaker 2: eating and he's like, he offered me this very small meal,
Speaker 2: and then he shows him a picture of this young
Speaker 2: girl and said, that's my fourteen year old niece. He's
Speaker 2: like how much? How much? Yeah, and they got the
Speaker 2: fuck out of there. But yeah, the guy was offering
Speaker 2: up his niece. And people do this in Muzzle some
Speaker 2: countries too, like Arabic countries. Happens all the time, offer
Speaker 2: up your daughter and kid and how much can I get,
Speaker 2: like money from you?
Speaker 3: Crazy fucking I don't know that that ship is spooky
Speaker 3: to me. That sounds like a wait.
Speaker 2: Till we talk about hostile on your show, man. I
Speaker 2: feel like that's gonna be a two hour episode.
Speaker 3: That sounds like I don't know. If you've seen Infinity Pool.
Speaker 2: I actually really liked it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it reminds me of that whole idea where it's like,
Speaker 3: let's go after because I'm nervous. It's like, it'll be fun,
Speaker 3: let's go after a resort and do a lot of
Speaker 3: crazy wild chips.
Speaker 2: Dude, you suggested that movie, and.
Speaker 3: It's wild, it's and you know what actually.
Speaker 2: Turns me on but scares me the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that weird a lore of like I feel
Speaker 3: like drawn in but at the same time, it's like
Speaker 3: I'm willing to risk being stabbed today. I didn't realiz
Speaker 3: when you mentioned Cuba and like resorts and stuff, is
Speaker 3: it Aruba is like notorious for like tourists like leaving
Speaker 3: the resorts and like going Mason and shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of places like that Brazil,
Speaker 2: but they don't have as much resorts in Brazil. But
Speaker 2: Brazil is known for like people like if you leave
Speaker 2: your designated area, it's like you're getting messed up. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of places. I'm sure Cube is the same way.
Speaker 2: Man a certain locations they're gonna hide the deaths. And
Speaker 2: it's funny because that got a lot of downloads. People
Speaker 2: love that shit. Our Strange Vacations episode. People are fascinated
Speaker 2: by that stuff. So this one's weird. This is the
Speaker 2: Ben Gwett of the north Western Philippines. Blindfold they're dead
Speaker 2: and place them next to the main entrance of the house,
Speaker 2: obviously the person that's died, to make them look like
Speaker 2: they're alive still. And these people of the Philippines dress
Speaker 2: the bodies and their best clothes and sit them in
Speaker 2: a chair and place a cigarette on their lips. We're
Speaker 2: showing it image of a supposedly a real one and
Speaker 2: they dress them in there like goofy ass, like, oh,
Speaker 2: give you a little fun knitted headdress and ship it
Speaker 2: like with a bunch of flowers around you? Is that
Speaker 2: wild man so crazy? So I was gonna end it.
Speaker 2: I feel like this would be an episode on its own,
Speaker 2: I feel like, but I was gonna mention like the
Speaker 2: Day of the Dead, you know, d d Les Mortees.
Speaker 2: The Day of the Dead obviously is a celebration of
Speaker 2: death where people wear death skull masks and stuff in Mexico.
Speaker 2: But I wanted to kind of end them. This would
Speaker 2: be kind of fun. How would you like your how
Speaker 2: would you what would you like to happen to your
Speaker 2: dead body? There's a couple of options nowadays. Do you
Speaker 2: want to know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So at the outdoor labs of the University of Tennessee
Speaker 2: and Texas State University, researchers are always have a great
Speaker 2: need for human cadavers. Uh. This is a place where
Speaker 2: groups of students learn about the rate of the decomposing
Speaker 2: corpses to make a biological environment germinated special plant varieties.
Speaker 2: So I think the idea is they like, like they
Speaker 2: look at your corpse, right, you know, look at it
Speaker 2: and they like study it and and then they h
Speaker 2: then they put you in a tree, they like plant
Speaker 2: your body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm good for that. No, I'm nah, I'm
Speaker 3: good for that. I don't. People say, oh, it's for science, man,
Speaker 3: that's for I don't care. I don't care. I'll be dead,
Speaker 3: so I don't care what happens with science. To be
Speaker 3: honest with you.
Speaker 2: Oh man, there's some cool ones. Just wait man, uh
Speaker 2: they're also this is pretty cool. This is the one
Speaker 2: I've been down for. I would love my my main one,
Speaker 2: if I were to choose, and I could actually choose
Speaker 2: and not have like money towards it, make me a
Speaker 2: fucking mummy. I want to be wrapped in a bunch
Speaker 2: of ship, put me in expensive sarcophagus and then just
Speaker 2: display me in your home, but just don't open it
Speaker 2: because I'll stink, but like just leave that ship out,
Speaker 2: Like yeah.
Speaker 3: I want to be in like one of those big
Speaker 3: massive sarcophagus like fucking Imo tep in the moment, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know something I want to do. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: convince Chelsea to watch that movie Mooly and she was like.
Speaker 3: Hate God, dude, it is so good.
Speaker 2: I love I like the movie The Pyramid, just for
Speaker 2: that ship, just for the.
Speaker 3: Idea, and that even has that has fucking fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: So you would be a bummy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would probably be a mummy. I actually here's
Speaker 3: a question. I don't know if you guys have it there.
Speaker 3: You know, when you get a driver's license, did they
Speaker 3: ask you do you want to be an organ?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, uh they never asked me, but I would
Speaker 2: say no, I'm sorry as that is to people that
Speaker 2: are like, but my cousin could have used your organ,
Speaker 2: I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: Fuck your cousin. Yeah, it's like I also declined to
Speaker 3: be an a because I just get out of it.
Speaker 3: When anyone says to me like, oh my god, that's sorboo,
Speaker 3: like there could be somebody that really needs that, it's
Speaker 3: like saving. I'm like, you don't want anything that's inside
Speaker 3: of me?
Speaker 2: No, No, we'll meet. That's funny because me neither. But
Speaker 2: if it was someone I knew and they're like, can
Speaker 2: you give up a kidney, and it was somebody I
Speaker 2: really cared about to keep them alive, yeah, I'd probably
Speaker 2: do that. But to some Porsche lob. I don't know,
Speaker 2: while they probably taken a bunch of pharmaceutical messes to
Speaker 2: keep them alive their entire life because they got addicted
Speaker 2: to some sort of shit.
Speaker 3: Uh no, yeah, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: So you probably caught up with obviously the familiar image
Speaker 2: of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs. The thing is now there's
Speaker 2: no longer, there's not like you know, just a privilege
Speaker 2: for for ancient Egyptian pharaohs. You know, there's a it's
Speaker 2: called the some Sue Mom company s m m s
Speaker 2: u m m um sou momumummy company will bomb your
Speaker 2: dead body or pet and place it inside of an
Speaker 2: empty statue, similar to the ancient forms of embombing. Of course,
Speaker 2: with this luxurious nature of this method, the embombing cost
Speaker 2: is not small. When it comes to it, it is
Speaker 2: uh sixty seven thousand dollars USD.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to go to whole hog with it thought,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna butcher this is one the pronunciation whatever,
Speaker 3: but I want it like the way it was back then, where.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where they pull out your brain, they scoop your
Speaker 2: brain out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they have the what is it like
Speaker 3: the canompic jars or canomic jars or whatever it is,
Speaker 3: and they put your organs like stuff your organs down
Speaker 3: into all them so they have like all these cool
Speaker 3: little jars and then have me in a big, bad
Speaker 3: as starcophagus.
Speaker 2: That'll be fucked up. Oh yeah, we mentioned that i'man's thing.
Speaker 2: They do tune your body, so that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it. And also, actually, if you're gonna
Speaker 3: put me in a mummy thing, right, I want I
Speaker 3: want you to wrap me up perfectly like a mummy
Speaker 3: or whatever. But then I want you to cuff a
Speaker 3: piece of the head thing away and leave my decomposing
Speaker 3: face sticking it like a tepe so like with like
Speaker 3: no lip and like exposed like bones and shit.
Speaker 2: I want my stargophagus made, but I want it to
Speaker 2: be like where you can see my rigamortis. Yeah, get it.
Speaker 2: So I'm stiff all the time, baby, which is you've
Speaker 2: seen clerks, right, I have the check at the end
Speaker 2: focks the dead body thinking it's Dante and it's like
Speaker 2: a dead guy, so fucked up? So or would you
Speaker 2: like to be like they can put you into the
Speaker 2: seafloor into uh so if you die, you can be
Speaker 2: around fish all the time. If you love, you know,
Speaker 2: the ocean, and your cremation would be mixed into the environment.
Speaker 2: We're in a friendly cast, so this is what.
Speaker 3: It could look like, Yanna boring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're in the bottom of the ocean on
Speaker 2: my ting. How about we can shoot your fucking shitting
Speaker 2: out of space. Part of your ashes will have the
Speaker 2: opportunity to explore the speculat space of the universe thanks
Speaker 2: to the idea of space traveler after dying thanks to satellite.
Speaker 2: So there's certain satellite. The service is expected to be
Speaker 2: released in November twenty fifteen, so this article is obviously
Speaker 2: wrote a while ago. If this is your choice, congratulations,
Speaker 2: Your ashes will stay in the universe for a long
Speaker 2: time because the orbit of this satellite is that's made
Speaker 2: to last from five weeks to several hundred years. We
Speaker 2: don't really know because we don't know if the others
Speaker 2: flat or not, so it could stay in orbit for
Speaker 2: five weeks or several hundred years. We're not sure because
Speaker 2: we don't know.
Speaker 3: Anything, because it's probably not even going to space. So
Speaker 3: I'll go one step above that. Then put me in
Speaker 3: a giant sarcophagus, tie me to the side of a
Speaker 3: rocket and then shoot me to the moon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, I saw a video and I want to
Speaker 2: get I want to get one of those high powered
Speaker 2: lasers because I saw a video of people like pointing
Speaker 2: the laser at the Moon and it looks fake, right,
Speaker 2: looks at the Moon's fake And I'm like, well, I
Speaker 2: won't know until I do it. So I want to
Speaker 2: do it myself and then prove if it is real
Speaker 2: or not. You know, I have.
Speaker 3: I've actually been drawn down that like rabbit hole of
Speaker 3: the whole moon thing recently.
Speaker 2: It's a if it's real and we don't live in
Speaker 2: a fucking dome or whatever, it's a satellite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a lot of uh new thoughts. I
Speaker 3: think it might be interesting sometime to do.
Speaker 2: I actually do a three for all talk Me and
Speaker 2: Jan talked a long time ago, and I kept it
Speaker 2: because a lot of Strange Wines episodes are on the
Speaker 2: Patreon now. It is about like the idea is the
Speaker 2: Moon of satellite? Now? I like it's interesting because I
Speaker 2: would it would be kind of we should just do
Speaker 2: a live special called Moon question Mark. It's like, really,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is it? Do we know? I don't
Speaker 2: think so you know, is it made of cheese.
Speaker 3: I used to think that when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: and then I used to always get told about.
Speaker 2: The man on the moon.
Speaker 3: It looked close at the moon, it looks like a
Speaker 3: face and ship that's it stills a face. And I'm
Speaker 3: like and I was like, all right, it's like is
Speaker 3: that where Bear in the Big Blue House stole that idea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's there's theories how the moon is a
Speaker 2: reflection as above so below as the Earth, and that
Speaker 2: if you match up the moon in the way they
Speaker 2: perceive the map, that there's extra land on Earth. That's
Speaker 2: like there's a real there's some weird, very weird theories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I seen I seen something earlier in the week.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I'm gonna absolutely butcher this, but somebody
Speaker 3: had this like really detailed description of like so images
Speaker 3: of the moon from art and then supposed images of
Speaker 3: the art from the moon. Yeah, and how like nothing
Speaker 3: matches up at all or makes any sense. I thought
Speaker 3: it was quite fascinating.
Speaker 2: There's some weird stuff going on, and I that's why
Speaker 2: I've always said, like, I don't know what to believe in.
Speaker 2: Speaking of cheese, we bought some Irish cheese that we liked,
Speaker 2: and I just thought by you the whole time, and
Speaker 2: it has like the flag on it and ship and
Speaker 2: it's just like it's white cheddar. It's like Irish cheese.
Speaker 2: And I was the whole time I was thinking about it. I
Speaker 2: was like thinking about it. I was like eating your body.
Speaker 3: You know, what can can I send food to Canada?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Now obviously I know like I'm going to send like
Speaker 3: fucking raw meat or anything like that, but stuff like that,
Speaker 3: is that Is it possible for me to send that
Speaker 3: to you?
Speaker 2: I don't know because I want I'm gonna say this
Speaker 2: on here, like I want to send me some ship,
Speaker 2: but like I don't. I don't necessarily know because it
Speaker 2: would be bait. Because I've debated on I have a
Speaker 2: PO address, So I was debating on like giving fans
Speaker 2: of the show my PO address because I've had people
Speaker 2: reach out to me and be like, oh, I want
Speaker 2: to send you this or that, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think you can do that, and they're like
Speaker 2: they're in the States, Like no, I will go like
Speaker 2: we can we can do that. Like it was like
Speaker 2: something like not crazy. I think it might've been something
Speaker 2: like food or something like that, or like a I
Speaker 2: know one lady want to send me like books on something.
Speaker 2: So a long time ago, but there was a couple
Speaker 2: who have sent me stuff about like could I send
Speaker 2: you this or that? And I was like, do you
Speaker 2: guys have a mailing address? And I'm like not yet.
Speaker 3: A few years ago I made the mistake of I
Speaker 3: started to get that request more and more about sending
Speaker 3: things to either taste or try or do, when I
Speaker 3: was like, this is probably dangerous. And a few times
Speaker 3: I was stooped enough to give out my actual address
Speaker 3: and I was like whoa. Yeah. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get fucking Martyred.
Speaker 2: No you like at that. We have a po address luckily,
Speaker 2: so I could do that. Maybe it just sent it
Speaker 2: to the post office whatever, but still.
Speaker 3: Killed a lady in the post office instead.
Speaker 2: So fucked so you could actually have your cremations made
Speaker 2: into a firework. True motto, it will be the moment
Speaker 2: of glory. Then suddenly you become brilliant, more brilliant than ever.
Speaker 2: With starting price of around fifteen hundred us D, I
Speaker 2: don't know USD is and I'm fucking too high. Two dollars,
Speaker 2: isn't it. But it takes dollars. Oh weird, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: That actually makes a lot of sense. I was like,
Speaker 2: us would be us courtesy, so it makes sense. Who
Speaker 2: the fuck else is doing fireworks? Though?
Speaker 3: So now I want to make me a mummy, strap
Speaker 3: me to a rocket, shoot me to the moon, and
Speaker 3: then while that's all going on, you can take because
Speaker 3: I have such a big horn, you can take half
Speaker 3: of my horn and turn it into a firework. Shoot
Speaker 3: the fireworks off at the same time playing the moon.
Speaker 2: That image is fucked up, just like you like get
Speaker 2: like out of some fucking cannon, but like you're in
Speaker 2: a sarcophagus flying through the fucking towards the moon. But
Speaker 2: like in the dick of the sarcophagus there's a bunch
Speaker 2: of Roman candles, so it's like boom boom boom as
Speaker 2: you're like flying towards the moon.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty good description. That's kind of exactly what
Speaker 3: I was pictured.
Speaker 2: Or you could be made to a tattoo.
Speaker 3: That would be cool as well.
Speaker 2: That Bruce Lee tattoo is hilarious.
Speaker 3: I'd love to get something.
Speaker 2: So funny, fucking it's it's Bruce Lee but then it
Speaker 2: connects to your fist like he's punching your giant fist.
Speaker 2: It's fucking sweet. So yeah, this is literally a real thing.
Speaker 2: Some tattoo artists will cremate, will create memorial tattoos with
Speaker 2: ink made from cremated ashes of your loved ones.
Speaker 3: Nice, here's something going to put out there. Actually know
Speaker 3: what I think of it. If anyone thinks this is
Speaker 3: a really funny, cool idea, what you can do is
Speaker 3: you can send me and Tom money and then you
Speaker 3: can choose the tattoo that we get.
Speaker 2: I have enough room, there's I know there's certain places
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 3: Obviously we don't neither of us are going to get
Speaker 3: like the big fucking stevel, no like backpiece or anything.
Speaker 3: But if somebody wants to pick out a small tattoo, one.
Speaker 2: Hundred percent, and this is like on to like if
Speaker 2: fans are hearing this like ten years later, and if
Speaker 2: people actually want to do this, your tattoo of choice.
Speaker 2: But we do get to pick where it goes on
Speaker 2: our body and how big is it? Big it is
Speaker 2: because I have a bunch of plans for what I
Speaker 2: want to do. But you know, with the recession that
Speaker 2: we've never admitted we live we have. We're in the
Speaker 2: bigger more. Uh, we're in worse off than we were
Speaker 2: in the depression technically due to the economy and how
Speaker 2: it's set up now. No, I'm not my grandfather working
Speaker 2: at eleven years old and barely having anything to eat.
Speaker 2: But due to the amount of money that is being
Speaker 2: made currently and all that shit and how the economy
Speaker 2: is set up, technically, we're in a very bad I'm
Speaker 2: luckily they get paid decent. Not everyone gets paid when
Speaker 2: I get paid, right, So, like, I'm sure that some
Speaker 2: people are really struggling. I'm glad I'm not one of
Speaker 2: those people, and I will if I need to, man,
Speaker 2: I'll be like Tony Montana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually, I think you're saying that from a
Speaker 3: place of middle class, white privileged Tom.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't.
Speaker 3: Speak on that because you obviously don't live and work
Speaker 3: in the coal mines like the rest of us.
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't live in the coal mines. I
Speaker 2: don't have black face coming in a coal but no,
Speaker 2: I do work hard for my money and I have
Speaker 2: lived a pretty rough flight.
Speaker 3: Nope, not allowed to say any of that.
Speaker 2: I know, and I know more poor black people and
Speaker 2: maybe it's because I associate more with white people.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, No, it doesn't matter that you've had
Speaker 3: any of these things, or you've been allowed, or you
Speaker 3: have a job or anything. You could just cancel out
Speaker 3: all of that because it's not right.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because most of my friends that I
Speaker 2: grew up with were like poor white dudes, like dudes
Speaker 2: that didn't have much. I was middle class to say
Speaker 2: the least, and definitely mediocre. And then I I made
Speaker 2: my life worse. I've always said this, right that I've
Speaker 2: I was the one that created a lot of the
Speaker 2: turmoil that I had with in my life. But also
Speaker 2: I was questioning my existence and a bunch of other shit.
Speaker 2: Why am I here all this stuff? But like most
Speaker 2: of my friends, almost all my friends ever, one kid
Speaker 2: that I've joked about that had a pool in his
Speaker 2: house and he would dress with like ripped jeans and
Speaker 2: ripped sweaters to look like us because we were all
Speaker 2: like just scraping by technically, Like if technically all my
Speaker 2: friends just scraping by and these are just white people,
Speaker 2: My buddy, this is my one buddy that like were like,
Speaker 2: I would be jealous because I couldn't hang out there.
Speaker 2: His mom was a nurse and she worked the nice
Speaker 2: shift and she was raising her like two sons by
Speaker 2: herself and a daughter that was grown that would come
Speaker 2: like come into the house, and we had always razer
Speaker 2: and shit. But like inn, like all my friends would
Speaker 2: go there because we're all like from poor environments or
Speaker 2: parents that were just like trying to scrape by, so
Speaker 2: like let their kids go run around the town, you know.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy because most people be like, you're like
Speaker 2: white privilege, Like shut the fuck up, man, there's black
Speaker 2: privilege now that if you're anything but white, you have
Speaker 2: some sort of privilege.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's always my argument that I know people are
Speaker 3: just gonna say, oh, you're only saying that because you're white,
Speaker 3: But like I do feel like that, like in modern
Speaker 3: day and now it's like a crime to be like yeah.
Speaker 2: Now one hundred percent and you see this, and there's
Speaker 2: there's black creators, right, people that you know have a
Speaker 2: darker skin color than me. Because I say there's one race,
Speaker 2: the human race. I don't even give a shit, man,
Speaker 2: I have Jamaican family, Man, I don't give a shit
Speaker 2: Like this idea that like everyone is different and I'm
Speaker 2: had two very strong beers of why I'm saying stuff
Speaker 2: like this, because I'm like, don't care. Right at this
Speaker 2: point in my life, I've done this podcast long enough,
Speaker 2: i have enough of an influence online where I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: it is what it is. People need to realize that
Speaker 2: there's something beyond skin color, the fact that like you
Speaker 2: will be considered more in the States. In can I'm
Speaker 2: sure Canada does this, but you will be considered more
Speaker 2: if you're a person of color then you will a
Speaker 2: white person. It's the same way these French elitist people.
Speaker 2: Why I always shoot on Quebec is there was people,
Speaker 2: there's people suing certain like jobs or whatever in Quebec
Speaker 2: that if you don't speak affluent French, if you're like
Speaker 2: main language isn't like French, you will lose your job
Speaker 2: or you'll get paid less than people that are French.
Speaker 2: And for all the Canadians that know, and Americans and
Speaker 2: everyone on in the other world that don't know, nobody
Speaker 2: really likes Quebec. They want to do their own thing.
Speaker 2: And if you go there, they're the only place in
Speaker 2: Canada that's not bilingual. Everything is in French. And if
Speaker 2: you don't speak French. They treat you like you're a
Speaker 2: black guy in the nineteen forties in America.
Speaker 3: So it's it's wiland. I feel like I'm gonna try
Speaker 3: and keep my thoughts to myself because this is probably
Speaker 3: a whole other episode. But yeah, I have a lot
Speaker 3: of thoughts one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: And we've uh this was meant to be like me
Speaker 2: and Aaron Lile. It's been two months since we've recorded,
Speaker 2: and Strange Brew is very much open, right. The way
Speaker 2: we talk about stuff is very open, and that's the
Speaker 2: whole point of the show, right, is to kind of
Speaker 2: be out there and to be our true selves. I'm
Speaker 2: not doing this for anyone else but myself. And then
Speaker 2: people love and you know, connect with that content that
Speaker 2: I'm doing, then good share it, you know, like I've
Speaker 2: only been here trying to just do something that's entertaining
Speaker 2: and fun and not be like everybody else. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then you guys know who you are, the hose heads, right,
Speaker 2: I joke, because that's the what There is a cult.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, but it's like a following of this
Speaker 2: show and now coming to your show, and our shows
Speaker 2: are crossing over where I've noticed that recently, I'm getting
Speaker 2: more and more down with from Ireland, so like there
Speaker 2: is this like bridge being connected, right, and and even
Speaker 2: with the podcast or that it was stuff and this
Speaker 2: was all meant to be fun, right, I've never claimed
Speaker 2: to be an intellectual podcast, you know, never claim that shit.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk about what I want to talk about,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna drink and get high like I would
Speaker 2: every day. You know.
Speaker 3: That's the fun of it. That's like the fun of
Speaker 3: it thought, that's the thing. Like it's it's sometimes sometimes
Speaker 3: I think people take shit like a little bit too seriously.
Speaker 3: And I know we've talked about a lot of serious
Speaker 3: topics over the last year or two or whatever, but
Speaker 3: like there is a degree of it that's like, you know,
Speaker 3: everything doesn't have to be a problem.
Speaker 2: I have to laugh. We've talked about like some serious shit.
Speaker 2: I have to try. Like even Billy always brings up
Speaker 2: the Chris Watts episode, which one of the darkest episodes
Speaker 2: be done next to the Highway of Tears, which is
Speaker 2: the Indigenous people going missing and stuff like that. But
Speaker 2: like even then, I tried to kid, I'm sure if
Speaker 2: people justen do it, whoa I don't even remember what
Speaker 2: fuck I said, but I probably tried to get around
Speaker 2: a bit, because like even those dark situations, I try
Speaker 2: to I try. I have to try and make light
Speaker 2: of it. That's how my psyche works. And I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure everyone that listens to this and even more people
Speaker 2: out there think the same thing. And they always try
Speaker 2: to hide. Everyone's trying to like appease people that they
Speaker 2: don't even know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just do your own fucking thing. Be interested in
Speaker 3: what you're interested.
Speaker 2: And so we know, we know what Aaron wants to
Speaker 2: do when he dies. Okay, so let's cover this. Aaron
Speaker 2: wants to be mummified playing a sarcophagus launched into the moon,
Speaker 2: but as he's going towards the moon, he wants to
Speaker 2: have a bunch of Roman candles shooting from his penis.
Speaker 3: It's hard, It's pretty much it.
Speaker 2: It's hard to be.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much it. I know it's gonna cost me
Speaker 3: a lot of money, but I feel like that's a
Speaker 3: pretty good way to go. And I picture as well,
Speaker 3: kind of like what you said, I don't want to
Speaker 3: be shot into space and a rocket. I'm kind of
Speaker 3: picked sure and more like a Johnny Knoxville, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I pictured too. I definitely
Speaker 2: pictured that the fucking waving goodbye as your fucking sarcophagus
Speaker 2: gets launched.
Speaker 3: Out this fucking huge kick, like what's his name.
Speaker 2: Chris Pontius, oh Rip Taylor fa. Honestly, it's weird because
Speaker 2: like this has been kind of a rants episode which
Speaker 2: I've named them now off topic or off the rails,
Speaker 2: I have to have two options or whatever, because we
Speaker 2: did that Urban Legends episode. I think you saw clips
Speaker 2: of it where it's like it was just the first
Speaker 2: time Brett and Sawyer and Billy and all of us
Speaker 2: came together and stuff like that, and we just had
Speaker 2: fun and I had this like very complex like Urban
Speaker 2: Legends tales, but it just kept going off the rails.
Speaker 2: It just kept going on because I couldn't help it.
Speaker 2: There's four of us, fucking Billy's like loving, like Sawyer's
Speaker 2: joking about ship. It's so hard to contain. So that's
Speaker 2: why it becomes these kind of fun shows that I
Speaker 2: think that people are used to and enjoy. Actually, but
Speaker 2: like i've recently why one of my go to films
Speaker 2: are Jackass, and I have them bought on YouTube so
Speaker 2: wherever we go, I can watch them. So the one
Speaker 2: day in the honeymoon, I was drunk and I was like,
Speaker 2: and we had that projector on this like side of
Speaker 2: the wall or whatever, and I was like, man, we're
Speaker 2: just watching some jackass ship and it was fucking fun.
Speaker 3: It's so good. I watched them, and while back, maybe
Speaker 3: about a year ago, I watched all of them, and
Speaker 3: I just forgot how funny some of the.
Speaker 2: Ship everything my so I was I was laughing at
Speaker 2: this earlier because I was like, so I have a
Speaker 2: bunch of people beat my body to Paul, but listen,
Speaker 2: I wanted to be kids. I want specifically to be
Speaker 2: a bunch of like children like a village, like laughing
Speaker 2: their asses off, like the best enjoyment they've had because they.
Speaker 3: Live in like a village.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yes, because my entire entire plane. Yeah you
Speaker 2: smack me candy? Does you stuff my mouthful of candy? Right?
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is all coming off the top of
Speaker 2: my head. So I stuffed my mouthful of candy and
Speaker 2: then they beat me to a living pop. And then
Speaker 2: when I I spee you out candy right, and then
Speaker 2: yeah and then yeah, but you have to string me
Speaker 2: up first too, and like you supposed if you have
Speaker 2: to hit my stomach, you know, because I'm kind of
Speaker 2: tab you gotta like fucking get that ship down to
Speaker 2: Billy side.
Speaker 3: Body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, they string me up and then just
Speaker 2: hang me there for like a week or so. You know,
Speaker 2: I just like have everyone look at me and stuff
Speaker 2: like that, and then you strap me to like a
Speaker 2: donkey and then just rive me out into the desert
Speaker 2: and then just have a bunch of vultures pick apart
Speaker 2: my flesh. But then R two D two and C
Speaker 2: three p O find me there and they drag me
Speaker 2: to that thing that Luke Skywalker goes to and return
Speaker 2: of the Jedi pit or whatever. Yeah, opens up and
Speaker 2: he's like, you know the pig people, those pig dudes are,
Speaker 2: and then they eat my bones and that's how I'll die.
Speaker 3: I can just imagine I'm actually visioning like some kind
Speaker 3: of like desert area and there's like you know, like
Speaker 3: maybe some grass or tumble beeat and ship, and then
Speaker 3: just over the horizon you can just see R two
Speaker 3: D two.
Speaker 2: Just so slowly just.
Speaker 3: Walking towards you. I just and I also wonder how
Speaker 3: much of your body would be left after it was
Speaker 3: beaten to a pulp and left hanging for a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that do that Beele juice where he's
Speaker 2: hanging out of the rope and he's like been smashed
Speaker 2: by the tire. That's how it looked like a little worse.
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what else I would probably really like
Speaker 3: if they were able to perform some sort of shrunken
Speaker 3: head thing on me. So leave me with my normal
Speaker 3: sized body, but give me that tiny head like the
Speaker 3: doing Beetle juice, and then how me like like taxit army,
Speaker 3: just like put me in like in an armchair in
Speaker 3: the sitting room, so like all the grand kids can
Speaker 3: look at me and I have this tiny yeal or
Speaker 3: shrunken head but the normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that is actually what was one of my ideas.
Speaker 2: And I've said this to Chelsea for sure. I've joked
Speaker 2: about it when we were watching like Baits Motel or whatever.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, just fucking stuff me. So you know, finally,
Speaker 2: if you were able to do that, because it should
Speaker 2: be for I don't give a ship freedom of expression
Speaker 2: it everywhere other than what it goes too far. But
Speaker 2: if I agreed with my kids and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I want to be a I
Speaker 2: want to be a doll. I want to be a mannequin.
Speaker 2: And they agreed, and I agreed that freedom man as
Speaker 2: a freedom supposed to be about, you know, if they
Speaker 2: want to do that, and then if you have if
Speaker 2: you bring people over, that's your choice, you know, and
Speaker 2: they don't like it, then that's your choice.
Speaker 3: Be like the fucking the Grandpa in Texas And.
Speaker 2: Have you played the game yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: You have to like feed Grandpa blood. I haven't played
Speaker 2: as much as I should have, like should have.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of things, and this is something that
Speaker 3: we probably need to talk about, not on an episode
Speaker 3: or whatever, but there's a couple of things that I
Speaker 3: want to pick up. But I only want to pick
Speaker 3: up stuff that maybe we can play online.
Speaker 2: There is a open thing, I'm sure for the fans
Speaker 2: of my show and your show where we should do
Speaker 2: an episode about horror games, because I've specifically spent time
Speaker 2: doing that the last two years. That is the stuff
Speaker 2: on Patreon that at dead of night game or you
Speaker 2: get Chasing the Hotel's the most frightening.
Speaker 3: I smatched my face to there's a new game I
Speaker 3: see everybody talking about you have to it's only a
Speaker 3: shark game. I think it's like eighteen minutes. But if
Speaker 3: you make any noise, you die.
Speaker 2: I'm not good at that.
Speaker 3: It records like you, so like if you whimp or scream,
Speaker 3: shout or anything like that, something like that. I remember a.
Speaker 2: Game like that where it's kind of like quiet place
Speaker 2: or whatever. It's a game where you're, like, I think,
Speaker 2: in kind of like a snowy area. I try like once,
Speaker 2: and if you're the killer thing, you're like blind, but
Speaker 2: you can pick up on things and people talk on mics.
Speaker 2: And I tried playing it. It's fine because no one
Speaker 2: was on the server, so I couldn't hear. I couldn't
Speaker 2: play it because there's no one on the server. But
Speaker 2: the premise of the game looked cool and was smart,
Speaker 2: and my brother was like, you should stream this and shit,
Speaker 2: and I tried, and I was like, man, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna talk this whole time. I get scared, so like
Speaker 2: in with games of this big monitoring front me that
Speaker 2: Dead of Night game for everyone that knows, I smashed
Speaker 2: my face into a fucking microphone because I was so
Speaker 2: scared of this guy appearing at nowhere you want to
Speaker 2: play a game to stream? That one was fucking it? Man,
Speaker 2: so scared? All right, Well, we went an hour longer
Speaker 2: than we thought we were going to at least for this,
Speaker 2: and you know this is what happens. Two months go by. Right,
Speaker 2: We're best friends across the world, and this is gonna
Speaker 2: be an ongoing thing where Aaron's gonna disappear and then
Speaker 2: not tell me about it. I'm just kidding. We're back
Speaker 2: to the grind and we have plenty of ideas. I'm
Speaker 2: so like every time we talk for all the fans there, like,
Speaker 2: I have such a I have like a million things
Speaker 2: I've already thought about with Billy. I'm like, Okay, what
Speaker 2: what do I need to do with Billy? Okay, what
Speaker 2: would be funny to hear Billy talk about? And that's
Speaker 2: like easy, right, because I'm like, Okay, this has to
Speaker 2: be him, has to because his thought would be interesting
Speaker 2: or funny or whatever. Right, And that's why there shot
Speaker 2: episodes and want all three of us to finally put
Speaker 2: together and do. But there's certain ones where I'm like,
Speaker 2: h I want to hear your thoughts or we have
Speaker 2: to do this. So we've been planning a bunch of
Speaker 2: stuff on both sides of the world, and I'm so excited. Man,
Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking of ideas.
Speaker 3: I feel like sometimes I'm like I have like fucking
Speaker 3: autism or something, or am I like on the spectrum
Speaker 3: because like I get all of these ideas and like
Speaker 3: I have so many like lists and notes and notebooks
Speaker 3: and like pieces of paper and like notes in my phone. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I really should like try and condense these
Speaker 3: down into something where like I can actually attempt to
Speaker 3: action them, yeah, instead of just like being like sporadic.
Speaker 2: Like it's so funny because we think the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: I have a list of over a hundred episodes more
Speaker 2: than that that I want to do, right, but guess what,
Speaker 2: I always find something else that I end up writing
Speaker 2: out before this list of fucking episodes that I have.
Speaker 2: You have, we have Meet Aaron, have a list of
Speaker 2: stuff we want to do for both of our shows,
Speaker 2: at least with us, and I don't think we've even
Speaker 2: touched a bit of it.
Speaker 3: Nope, I'm looking at it right now. So just before
Speaker 3: we finish the episode, so for commentaries, we have Blair
Speaker 3: Witch two the Craft Heroes or three August Underground Chernobyl Diaries,
Speaker 3: Starting Slashers in two thousand and one, Stitches Shrooms.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that clown ship. I haven't seen that either.
Speaker 2: There see it's on there reviews.
Speaker 3: We have the new hell Raiser Tusk, Dark Skies.
Speaker 2: Dark Sky's amazing. God do we gotta get on this
Speaker 2: ship man? And this is forecast, so everyone go check
Speaker 2: out that ship.
Speaker 3: Episode idea is best killed scenes, best on made sequels,
Speaker 3: creepiest movie scenes, best horror movie locations, worst horror movies
Speaker 3: of all time, most underrated, most overrated. And then for
Speaker 3: strange brew, I have a ship on John Lang that
Speaker 3: gang you yes, James Bulger's Murder, nine eleven Conspiracies, Texas
Speaker 3: Killing Fields, Alison Alison mack Red, Dragon Book Wolf Messing.
Speaker 2: Alison mack Is the next call, isn't it?
Speaker 3: What else do we have? Mckamey manor Finders Coach, Staten
Speaker 3: Island Disappearance, Backyard Wrestling, Watch Lungs, the New Jack stabbing
Speaker 3: in the incident, that fucking wrestler. It's like basically Nerdy
Speaker 3: Martyred the dude in the ring, dude.
Speaker 2: When you to start doing this, especially some of the
Speaker 2: ones that are for your show. That are easy to do.
Speaker 2: The best location ship, I can think of that ship
Speaker 2: right now, give me a beer or two. I be like, oh,
Speaker 2: the best horror movie locations a fucking desert. It was
Speaker 2: like nothing, I need.
Speaker 3: To I need to start pulling that together and I'll start.
Speaker 3: We'll get the images and stuff and start getting them
Speaker 3: a loaded undred percent.
Speaker 2: There's so much stuff. That's why I want the fans
Speaker 2: to know that. Like this motivates me, you know, like
Speaker 2: recording with you always like gets my blood going. I
Speaker 2: don't know, because we were like the same. I feel
Speaker 2: like I can thread your thoughts sometimes about certain stuff
Speaker 2: I want to do or whatever. Right Billy, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I look at him and I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fuck's going on his mind. Look at him.
Speaker 3: You mentioned him. I just picture him when you're done,
Speaker 3: him up as the fucking clown.
Speaker 2: I know. Well, no, it was the the funniest ship
Speaker 2: was I was doing my makeup. You saw the story
Speaker 2: where he came up behind me in the Slenderman outfit,
Speaker 2: and I was like, he's like it shows like everything,
Speaker 2: Like he's just like it's like sucked. It's like seeing
Speaker 2: Billy naked without like the details. So like he did that,
Speaker 2: he stood over me and the YouTube clip for like
Speaker 2: the what's it called the stupid tag? What's that called? Screen?
Speaker 2: What can thumbnails? I was like tag whatever? Uh, And
Speaker 2: he stood over and you could see like you can
Speaker 2: kind of see some ship in his crotcherry. So I
Speaker 2: had to put the logo over it. I was like, great, yeah,
Speaker 2: cause it's like he look a me. So you'll get
Speaker 2: a fucking power rager. So far, everything we've done for
Speaker 2: the Halloween Specialist that has been very funny. That's why
Speaker 2: next year you actually have to be there to come
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I know you were there in the live special, but
Speaker 2: that was like three hours you showed up to get
Speaker 2: completely blast blasted. It's between plastered and blasted. So that
Speaker 2: was like it's on the Patreon. I deplore people. We
Speaker 2: cut it before it got too crazy. Uh, but you
Speaker 2: were coherent and like I said when I edited, it
Speaker 2: was the last forty five minutes that you became like
Speaker 2: and I've done that on the show My well My
Speaker 2: the Leprechaun episode, the same path as the last Russure
Speaker 2: we did. It was the last ten minutes all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, it hit all that hit me, and I
Speaker 2: was like, ah, I couldn't even think Man Gone to
Speaker 2: the Zoo.
Speaker 3: That was absolutely fucking what.
Speaker 2: I rewatched some of it and I was like like
Speaker 2: audib audibly laughing, Like Chelsea, what do you laugh now?
Speaker 2: I'm like what now?
Speaker 3: I was like, that's that's slow dissent.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was just fucked red. And because I was
Speaker 2: also high in my like Batman makeup and ship, some
Speaker 2: of the ship that was going on with that, like
Speaker 2: Jess was killing me.
Speaker 3: It was just fucking it's my alarm. Oh Tom, wake up, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wake up from your dream. I've been I uh to
Speaker 2: end this bally state ed, I've been. I've been listen
Speaker 2: I I so recently I've been listening to uh David
Speaker 2: Wilcox's book Always Take Him with a grain of Salt.
Speaker 2: I've read all of his books. Uh, so this is
Speaker 2: the last one that I'm actually gonna listen to.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: He's the guy from Ancient Aliens that claims that he's
Speaker 2: like Edgar Casey. Uh. He's a weird looking fellow. He
Speaker 2: says a lot of weird shit, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's true or not. U. But also at the
Speaker 2: same time, I'm reading David Ix' books Children of a
Speaker 2: Matrix while reading a Howard Zinn book while listening to
Speaker 2: howard' z in on the way home from work. So
Speaker 2: I'm trying to consume myself those knowledge and then I
Speaker 2: just get that's what I'm trying to do. And then
Speaker 2: I just got I got very cheap the Manly P.
Speaker 2: Hall book, The Secrets of All Ages or whatever one
Speaker 2: loves Manly P. Hall, And I realized how thick that
Speaker 2: ship was. It's huge, and he's like that it's like
Speaker 2: an encyclopedia of the occult, and I'm like, way bigger
Speaker 2: than I thought it was. So like, I just like,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to buy as many books that I know
Speaker 2: that I want in my collection before all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: cand is like, you can't own anything, not even but
Speaker 2: North Korea. Yeah, North Korea. So I'm trying. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: looking towards China, North Korea, and get.
Speaker 3: You'll be going to like fucking You'll be going into
Speaker 3: bookstores and stuff and it'll be just like MPC fucking
Speaker 3: customers and like fake books and.
Speaker 2: Shiite fall through him because he's.
Speaker 3: Like it was some dude, I can't remember. He must
Speaker 3: have like a YouTube channel or some ship or some
Speaker 3: presence online. But I had seen it clip on TikTok
Speaker 3: someone like reposted or something, and he was in some
Speaker 3: sort of a car dealership in North Korea. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like he was filming it. It was the most bizarre
Speaker 3: looking thing. He's talking like as he's doing, He's like, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm here looking at these cars and whatever. I'm like
Speaker 3: pretending I'm interested. And he was like, nobody in here
Speaker 3: is a customer. I don't think. I think the company
Speaker 3: have hired these people to walk around the showroom to
Speaker 3: act as if like they're interested in the cars. And
Speaker 3: like he he says something, there's a guy like looking
Speaker 3: at one of them, and he's like, oh, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a nice car. Whatever you interested, And the dude like
Speaker 3: turns and like I wouldn't say runs away, but like
Speaker 3: kind of scurries away, and he's like.
Speaker 2: Oh weird.
Speaker 3: He was like, this is such a bizarre He was like,
Speaker 3: nobody's coming near me to ask me about anything. Nobody's
Speaker 3: like it's like everyone's just like going around.
Speaker 2: Like it's a show. I can't imagine what it's like
Speaker 2: in like place like China, and like people think that
Speaker 2: the people that understand the history on both sides of
Speaker 2: what's going on with the current war that has been
Speaker 2: around as long as I've been alive is uh is.
Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy because Gaza Strip was people. It's
Speaker 2: like the first this setup for the first fifteen minute city,
Speaker 2: the idea of it, because it is constantly surveilled. They're
Speaker 2: constantly at the borders. There's checkpoints, so you can't pass
Speaker 2: certain checkpoints for this reason or that reason. And then
Speaker 2: if you know, because I saw this way before, I
Speaker 2: knew about this stuff a long time ago, just because
Speaker 2: of the rappers I was listening to. Right, it builds
Speaker 2: Jewish Necros Jewish. They talked about. Vinnie Paz is Muslim.
Speaker 2: He talks about it, you know, And it is kind
Speaker 2: of crazy because they have mass surveillance and they have
Speaker 2: to go through checkpoints and it's like a fifteen minute
Speaker 2: city of what the idea of what they want to
Speaker 2: bring about. Right. It's always so hard for me to
Speaker 2: not to talk about this stuff because I can. I
Speaker 2: see it everywhere. Man, I see all these people outraged
Speaker 2: about this or that. But then it's like it's very
Speaker 2: weird that people will get outraged about stuff in another country,
Speaker 2: about what's happening. But then when people were coerced into
Speaker 2: taking some sort of medical experiment, they're like, no, it's
Speaker 2: good for everybody, go do it, and they're like you know,
Speaker 2: and then people didn't want to. I always looked at
Speaker 2: to me, whatever you want talk about like segregation of people.
Speaker 2: To end this on like whatever, I always looked at
Speaker 2: like a jew in the nineteen forties of like what
Speaker 2: people thought about me because I didn't want to take it.
Speaker 3: Well, I think what happens there is because I thought
Speaker 3: about that a lot. Why does that happen? You know,
Speaker 3: Like it's the same here in Ireland, Like we have
Speaker 3: all these opinions about Like the news was on in
Speaker 3: the background earlier before we started recording, when I was
Speaker 3: down getting a drink and I'm like just listening to
Speaker 3: all this shit about the gay as a strip and
Speaker 3: like what all these Irish correspondents think in English correspondence,
Speaker 3: and I'm like it's really funny, Like we're talking about
Speaker 3: all this shit about like what they should and shouldn't
Speaker 3: do and it should be this and it should be that,
Speaker 3: and we're so worried about what's going on over there.
Speaker 3: And there's one Irish person or something that was held
Speaker 3: hostage out millions of people and it's like a big
Speaker 3: travesty and oh my god, we should like blow up
Speaker 3: the whole world. And then it's like all this shit
Speaker 3: that's going on in our own country and everyone's like no, well, clearly,
Speaker 3: like you know, our government wouldn't tell us the wrong thing,
Speaker 3: or no we live we live in Ireland or we
Speaker 3: live in America, so we're not.
Speaker 2: We've been told do we live in a democracy?
Speaker 3: Like so our like every news bulletin is revolving around
Speaker 3: the Gaza strip and what's going on there, and it's
Speaker 3: like the like five seconds at the end of like
Speaker 3: the news bulletin is like, oh yeah, by the way,
Speaker 3: you know, the Minister for Transport and the Minister for
Speaker 3: Tourism and the Guarda Commissioner which is like the police
Speaker 3: commissioner and all these people have signed off on all
Speaker 3: these things to have self deportation so we don't deport
Speaker 3: people in Ireland. So illegal immigrants don't get deported by force.
Speaker 3: They're served a notice to self deport and then there
Speaker 3: is no exit checks to find out if these people
Speaker 3: have actually left the country, you.
Speaker 2: Know, what's crazy. Every country is falling in lockstep with that.
Speaker 2: United States starting to do that or buying a ministry.
Speaker 2: So it's Canada and it is. It is crazy because
Speaker 2: people are not aware of that this is being used
Speaker 2: for a distraction one hundred percent. And it always bothers
Speaker 2: me because I'm always like, man, you didn't stand up.
Speaker 2: Where were all you people that were like free Gaza
Speaker 2: and you know, free Palestine, because like, if I was
Speaker 2: gonna sway more into one way or the other, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be because Gas has been bombed more than any
Speaker 2: of their places, the more most you know place there's
Speaker 2: most people in a designated area whatever. And it's it's
Speaker 2: crazy because I released one of my songs on Spotify,
Speaker 2: uh and like YouTube music or whatever try to release
Speaker 2: my old songs and it uses an atmosphere beat, which
Speaker 2: I'm trying to grab a copyright thing. But I posted
Speaker 2: a long time ago and I said I said something
Speaker 2: about like, uh, you know, all the deaths and gazz
Speaker 2: as the Western world just sits back and laughter like
Speaker 2: and it's it's just so weird because I wrote that
Speaker 2: ship when I was like twenty dude, like I was
Speaker 2: twenty years like ten years ago, eleven years ago, I
Speaker 2: was talking about this stuff and like I said, Iraq
Speaker 2: left in disaster and all the deaths and gaza as
Speaker 2: the Western world just sits back and laughter, like it's
Speaker 2: something like that. It's just interesting because I was like
Speaker 2: very young and knew about this stuff, and like I
Speaker 2: don't there is deaths on either side, right, But I'm
Speaker 2: always like, who's orchestraing that? Though? Who?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 2: Funny Hamas? Right, Like where's all this money come from?
Speaker 2: These weapons and ship? Right? So I love talking about.
Speaker 3: This ship and that's that's the wild part about it,
Speaker 3: And like we could probably do a whole episode on
Speaker 3: the separate from this, but like you know, it's like
Speaker 3: the same the same places that are funding uh like
Speaker 3: weaponry and all this ship are then like the same
Speaker 3: people who were going in and like spending billions to
Speaker 3: like rebuild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, black rocking fucking Raytheon and stuff.
Speaker 3: And it's just like there's nobody and like I'm right,
Speaker 3: and I'm fucking like I don't ever claim to be
Speaker 3: like an intellectual learning I'm a dombas, But if my
Speaker 3: dumbas sitting in a fucking attic in the southeast of
Speaker 3: Ireland can see that. And I try not to consume
Speaker 3: news as much as possible because it's just like number one.
Speaker 3: To me, it sounds more unbelievable than watching fucking Freddy
Speaker 3: Krueger killed Nancy and number two, I just can't suffer it. It
Speaker 3: just makes me miserable. Like I'll obviously have an idea
Speaker 3: of what's going on in the world, but I try
Speaker 3: not to look at like the fucking you know, the
Speaker 3: CNN version.
Speaker 2: And I never watched newsduo, but shipped into I told
Speaker 2: you as, I was in a lot of timpoole, right,
Speaker 2: and then this happened, and then he swayed to one
Speaker 2: way instantly on this side of Israel, and then he
Speaker 2: started getting swayed to the other side. And then he
Speaker 2: realized because I commented. I was like, man, I come
Speaker 2: out on his post. I was like, dude, you're being
Speaker 2: a fucking massive hypocrite and the way that you're speaking
Speaker 2: about the deaths of people and being for like, oh,
Speaker 2: Israel has the right to defend themselves and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: So then does that mean that Ukraine had the right
Speaker 2: to defend themselves against Russia? If you're thinking in that
Speaker 2: ideology and stuff like that. You guys are like, you're
Speaker 2: playing the same hand in the same puppet hand. You're
Speaker 2: you're feeding into that hand of that slave master that
Speaker 2: you're claiming to not want to be oppressed by. And
Speaker 2: I was like, man, these people are such hypocrites, all
Speaker 2: of them. So I stopped like listening. And now that's
Speaker 2: why I told you, I've started to listen to books
Speaker 2: and and old talks of Howard z In talk about
Speaker 2: history because I truly believe he understood the real history
Speaker 2: of what was going on, and he didn't play favorites
Speaker 2: and looked at uh subjectively from the outside. Uh it's
Speaker 2: it's fascinating to me. That's why some of my videos
Speaker 2: have blown up of me posting him talk about you
Speaker 2: know shit. But I just wanted to say to like
Speaker 2: kind of and this is I stopped listening. I'll listen
Speaker 2: to Timpool if I am at work and I'm do
Speaker 2: a specific job that can listen to the speaker for
Speaker 2: like an hour of podcasting and kind of do the
Speaker 2: same thing for an hour. It's not like a couple
Speaker 2: time once or twice a week, and uh so I'll
Speaker 2: put that up and do that. But mostly now if
Speaker 2: I can like David I just came out with his
Speaker 2: podcast on London Reel, his latest one of three three hours,
Speaker 2: and he's banned from twenty seven countries. Now. It's just
Speaker 2: so crazy from speaking at least and all listen to
Speaker 2: that stuff, because like, I would rather listen to David
Speaker 2: Ike or even David Wilcock or Alex Jones talk over
Speaker 2: some of these political commentary people. Yeah, even Alex Jones
Speaker 2: is selling himself out a little bit in my opinion,
Speaker 2: But they're all the extension of the same arm. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I find that they fluctuate between sometimes who I listen to, Like,
Speaker 3: there will be people that listen to religiously and then
Speaker 3: like a certain topic or something will come up and
Speaker 3: I'm like, huh, And.
Speaker 2: I'd been liking to Benjamin Owen Benjamin dude, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: said he's that comedian man. That wasn't the one thing
Speaker 2: he said, like I think rumble and he's talking about
Speaker 2: the idea of oil and dinosaurs, and I was like, hmmm,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I think that I've always thought that,
Speaker 2: Like what it's funny because I hear people talking about
Speaker 2: this now, is that like oil is like the blood
Speaker 2: of the mother nature, Mother Earth or whatever, right, And
Speaker 2: I was like, I said that when I was like eighteen,
Speaker 2: I was like, they probably have enough oil to like
Speaker 2: you know, and they're lying to us about how much
Speaker 2: oil they have. Like I've always said, they probably have
Speaker 2: hundreds of years of oil in the reserves. When I
Speaker 2: was like a teenager, I thought about this shit and
Speaker 2: the fact that people now were just being like no
Speaker 2: and they say some shit. I'm like, man, I had
Speaker 2: that thought when I was a kid. Dude. I was like,
Speaker 2: now you're starting to get it. It's weird because I
Speaker 2: now see people like starting to turn on those light bulbs.
Speaker 2: And I said to Billy, it's weird because we went
Speaker 2: on this tangent i'll call me called this and off
Speaker 2: the rails or off the topic episode because it really was.
Speaker 2: But it was fun. I've enjoyed myself. But like the
Speaker 2: idea of and I'm sure the fans have too, but
Speaker 2: the idea of, like I've had these thoughts when I
Speaker 2: was a kid, and then to see all these people
Speaker 2: waking up is cool is weird to me in my opinion,
Speaker 2: because I said a billion in one episode. I was like,
Speaker 2: I guarant fucking tea. There was people that me and
Speaker 2: you both know that were like Tom was crazy and
Speaker 2: now like years later they'd be like, remember that Tom guy,
Speaker 2: he said some crazy shit. But now it's coming true.
Speaker 2: And I guarant fucking tee there's people out there there.
Speaker 3: Being like that. It's like, oh yeah, man, I yeah,
Speaker 3: I always agreed.
Speaker 2: I was new.
Speaker 3: Were right?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: You called me crazy? It's crazy. I'm sorry to write
Speaker 2: different songs. I still have to right through. Uh, I
Speaker 2: want to do a song for class, forreor cast of sucks.
Speaker 2: I have it the basis of how I want to go.
Speaker 2: Who's there?
Speaker 3: Somebody's at the doorbell?
Speaker 2: Are you alone? Okay, well maybe we should add this
Speaker 2: all right, Well this went way longer than we thought.
Speaker 2: We just won't have like a nice hour and a
Speaker 2: half chop it up about strange funerals. But I think
Speaker 2: it was merited since you've been gone for so long.
Speaker 2: But the fans won't notice. As much as I.
Speaker 3: Have my heart, we will go on, especially people really know.
Speaker 2: I know, but we're we have a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: in the works right now. And uh, you know, make
Speaker 2: sure to subscribe to my music on see. I really
Speaker 2: am pushing that for people to go check it out
Speaker 2: on Spotify and YouTube music. It will just make me
Speaker 2: feel my heart warm. If I could look up on
Speaker 2: a year and I've had thousands of listens because I've
Speaker 2: produced music, so I was very young. So I finally
Speaker 2: decided to put it out there for free and all
Speaker 2: that shit, like I don't expect anything back from people.
Speaker 2: I just want them to listen. And I put out
Speaker 2: a new song called The Great Resist and it's probably
Speaker 2: one of the favorite things I've ever recorded, just because
Speaker 2: it's very much like of anthem of like fight against
Speaker 2: this shit. So go check that out. And obviously, if
Speaker 2: I start writing review and buy merch man, I'm sure
Speaker 2: more people out there, man get that logo I was
Speaker 2: gonna buy your.
Speaker 3: I really want to go to get that tattooed on.
Speaker 2: I am, I Am. That's my plan. Actually, I actually
Speaker 2: want to do a tattoo of the original logo, like
Speaker 2: somewhere on my body where what we just started with
Speaker 2: like ripping off Strange Brew and just having like a
Speaker 2: bottle top, like a beer top of the cane opener,
Speaker 2: and then I added other stuff that I just like edited.
Speaker 3: That logo on that T shirt and the tattoo for him.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna get I want to get it. The
Speaker 2: logo of the podcast right like that will probably be
Speaker 2: forever now. I want it as like a sticker. I
Speaker 2: want someone that can do like that sticker tattoo that
Speaker 2: looks like a sticker. I'm definitely getting it, and you
Speaker 2: should too, because you're part of this. Now.
Speaker 3: That's I don't know, but I love that artwork.
Speaker 2: I'm making Billy get it. But I'm also making Billy
Speaker 2: get a strange brew on his eyelids. So when he
Speaker 2: like winks at somebody's like strange brew and then he
Speaker 2: smiles and says podcasted grills that too. Yeah I like this.
Speaker 2: And he's like, like, there's weird chicks that's like I
Speaker 2: love cock and then they like pull down their lip.
Speaker 3: I was literally going to say that, yeah. Class horor
Speaker 3: casts first Class Horror on Instagram and then Class Horror
Speaker 3: Cast where you listen to podcasts. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: say too much else because I feel like every time
Speaker 3: I do that, I jinx myself. But from now on,
Speaker 3: where we are going to be super consistent. Well I
Speaker 3: am Tom is always on my ass about that stuff,
Speaker 3: and yeah, we're gonna have a shit ton of episodes.
Speaker 3: We're gonna work hard weekly every week without fail, and
Speaker 3: we're actually gonna try and do some live shows as well.
Speaker 3: I feel like live shows might help us greatly and
Speaker 3: to be able to interact with people like in that
Speaker 3: live format one.
Speaker 2: Percent, because I don't think Twitch is doing it. This
Speaker 2: is rock cuts and there's always one or two people
Speaker 2: watching all the time. But I feel like some of
Speaker 2: the stuff we talk about Twitch is not like I'm sure,
Speaker 2: but we just do it for a pre recording. But
Speaker 2: I have ideas to do specific episodes for Rumble, where
Speaker 2: like maybe it can go to the main platforms of audio.
Speaker 2: But there's definitely some topics that video form will not
Speaker 2: last on YouTube, but I'm not gonna risk it to
Speaker 2: begin with. So there's definitely episodes that are coming that
Speaker 2: if you watch our stuff on YouTube, I'm looking at
Speaker 2: you guys, give me a like and write a comment,
Speaker 2: because I see so many more people viewing it than
Speaker 2: actually pressing that fucking thumbs up yep. And that's not
Speaker 2: cool because anything I want which I use a click,
Speaker 2: you know, So make sure you do that and leave
Speaker 2: a rate and review. We're getting a stranger podcast is
Speaker 2: in the top three percent of all podcasts in the world,
Speaker 2: and that is just a basic idea. We could be
Speaker 2: two percent or one percent, but that's just the basic
Speaker 2: of what I've taken from some of the platforms I've
Speaker 2: looked at. Pretty cool. Yes, there's millions of podcasts, but
Speaker 2: we're up top three. Pretty crazy. I know we need
Speaker 2: that top zero point five or one percent. That's impressive
Speaker 2: because there is so many podcasts and so many people
Speaker 2: are doing it. But we're getting better and better all
Speaker 2: the time. So I love everybody, and I if you
Speaker 2: stuck it through this long, which I'm sure you guys did,
Speaker 2: because you know, why wouldn't you. You know, we're just
Speaker 2: having fun, yap on our lips, chopping it up. But
Speaker 2: I have a thousand and one ideas for the whole
Speaker 2: show and for stuff with us and Billy and everything,
Speaker 2: So stay tuned, fookers.
Speaker 3: A numb