Speaker 1: Rothm Simulation, rom Simulation, Sam Trick. Welcome to Johnny Woodard
Presents Broken Simulation.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Johnny Wood, we're in it. Where is it?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: Now, Johnny? We are in it, Johnny and Johnny?
Speaker 3: Uh what no, just that's the Larry Sanders Show.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right? Isn't anyone on that show dead? No, Johnny,
we only do references of of live people.
Speaker 2: Johnny.
Speaker 1: We're trying to connect with the young chicks. Jeffrey tambo Is.
Speaker 2: We're trying to connect with the young chick. Did get
me too?
Speaker 3: But he is alive?
Speaker 1: Okay, then he's in John Stewart, we champion those people
on the show.
Speaker 3: I love that so I love her.
Speaker 2: Then you could do that reference because we love Jeannine Garoflow.
Speaker 3: Every comedian you know from the everyone you know guys,
the first grade A guys.
Speaker 1: We are in it, dude, this show is exploding.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, boy.
Speaker 3: We dragged our carcasses into the studio tonight. We barely
made it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, please, let's do some three. Please, let's do
eight o'clock. Johnny, please do eight three? Dude, You're gonna
hate me.
Speaker 2: Can we do nine? Oh?
Speaker 3: And originally I asked. I was like, can we just
do like ten ten thirty?
Speaker 2: And I can't. It's too late.
Speaker 1: We can't do I can't, dude. I mean, it's just
too much, Johnny, it's too much.
Speaker 3: It's the third time I've had to cancel movie tickets
that I didn't get Paider.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Johnny. Oh, I got a story about that.
Speaker 1: Boom bomb bomb bomp bomb bom.
Speaker 2: So Johnny, are.
Speaker 3: You trying to do that?
Speaker 2: That? Uh uh the biggest Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went and listened to that, so I actually
put a little drop of it in the background of
you doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a good song. That's a really good, so
phenomenal song.
Speaker 3: That sample I found that sample and the song is
not any good that the samples from Corse Oh.
Speaker 1: The Toys, Big jacked everything. I mean, why don't you
just ship my birthday cake?
Speaker 3: What's this on call again? I'll show you this.
Speaker 1: I got storytell yeah, he made it better though, he
really did.
Speaker 2: Here's here, Yeah, I did. What are you Carlosmancia? No?
Speaker 3: No, I mean legally, you know what I mean. This
guy got money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how they find.
Speaker 3: That, dude, that's the great that's.
Speaker 1: The can you now can we listen to the Biggie
Smalls version so we don't get like hit with some copyright.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get it no matter what happened.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, guys, if you listen, here's the truth. Guys.
If you want the you want the good stuff.
Speaker 1: You really got to go to Rumble, Twitter, orsam tible
dot com. Like we have to cut stuff out all
the time. I'm doom scroll I have to do it
all the time.
Speaker 3: Or if you want to show a little early with
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And we have ten twenty thirty sometimes even more than
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Speaker 2: But Johnny, I got something to tell you. Oh, I
thought you.
Speaker 3: Should chuck it out.
Speaker 2: Chuck it out.
Speaker 3: That's good, that's a good.
Speaker 2: Go on, dude.
Speaker 1: I just gotta say, dude, I mean, I know I'm
getting old and the body is the warranties up. But man,
I wouldn't change when I was a kid for anything.
Speaker 2: I got the best, Really, I got the best.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm find myself getting jealous of the younger kids.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I just think they there's no direction. That's my whole thing.
But Johnny real quick. So a good friend of mine,
Leonardo Joni. I was talking to her today. She's she's
my friend and.
Speaker 3: Shout out Hitler crew, shut shut.
Speaker 2: Out Hitler crew.
Speaker 1: So so I was asking her about some stuff about,
you know, how she's doing road and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: And she turned me on, and this might be something
that you might like.
Speaker 1: She turned me onto that she got a lawyer to
get her accounts back. Oh really, And so she said
that he helped to get her back her Twitter and
that he's helped other clients with shadow bannings. Oh interesting,
So Daddy played a little call to the attorney. Yeah
on the WhatsApp. Yep, why what's in like Asia or something.
Speaker 2: He's from Australia.
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound shady at all.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Could be a voodoo doctor from Africa.
Speaker 3: I know he's practicing.
Speaker 2: I mean, he could be a voodoo doctor from Chad.
And his name could be Chad. I don't care.
Speaker 3: His name is not lawyer like how like judge reinhold
his name judge. But he's not a judge. Do you
get what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Is that true? No?
Speaker 3: A judg Rynod? Really I thought that was like one
of those TV judges Nelson. Sorry, yeah, no, no, no,
I just that I.
Speaker 2: Know you're talking about that. The Poulter guy's dad.
Speaker 3: Judge Reinhold, is the guy from you know, like Hills.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Judge Reinhold right there, or or Judge Nelson is another
kind of a judge.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I loved him. He had a great career. Great career, dude.
Was the one way.
Speaker 1: We was in with the the chick took off her
top and her tatas and he was he's punching the
munchkin in the backroom.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh that.
Speaker 3: Was from like his when he was young, right, yeah,
Oh she was beautiful. Oh god, uh many Driver, No, no, no,
not MANI driver you Oh what.
Speaker 1: Was that sweet sixteen sixteen candles?
Speaker 3: No, that's a different movie.
Speaker 2: No, but it was in that genre.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, I'll get it for you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Were we so naive back then?
Speaker 1: We just see some chicken out of the pool, like
oh now, it's like, oh my god, this chick is
just taking our entire basketball team?
Speaker 3: Was it was it fast time, so I guess it
was yeast last time.
Speaker 2: That was a great movie.
Speaker 1: Great movie, great movie. Phoebe Kates, right, Phoebe Kates and.
Speaker 2: That fat rack.
Speaker 3: Yes, gosh, you was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, john that's a Johnny girl right there. Oh yes,
it's Johnny's girl right there. If you're if you look
like Johnny's girl. If you want to send them nude,
send them me first. I'll make sure that they're acceptable.
Speaker 3: It's like the honey that I'm sure i'll get Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get us, honey. Shut up.
Speaker 3: So Johnny respond to the guy's email who sent us
an email asking for an address, but no.
Speaker 1: I will send it to him Johnny tomorrow, and I'll
send him your dress to go send Johnny his swag.
Johnny thinks I'm jacking everything.
Speaker 3: I'm still waiting on my bolts from the fan who's
in Sissy.
Speaker 2: They're at the house somewhere in there, dude.
Speaker 1: So anyways, so maybe we can get somebody to fight
our fight and love that.
Speaker 3: I would love that. Let me know how much it is,
as long as it's not like eight million.
Speaker 2: Dollars Johnny, real quick.
Speaker 1: I'd like to look in the camera and I'd like to, uh,
this is probably called announcing official Jahad. I am announcing
official Jahad on sea geek Oh, I hate you. You
are the worst app ever. You are the worst app ever.
Okay ever, all right ever and then and they just
shut down four chat.
Speaker 2: That's how bad you are, worst app ever ever. Records
crat Johnny believe. I couldn't get into my tickets. I
couldn't get into my tickets.
Speaker 3: So now going to the Clipper game.
Speaker 1: I went to the Clipper game last night. It was
the first playoff game at the end to a dome.
It's way on the other side of LA. But I
didn't care for you. I wanted to support the boys.
I wanted to go. I even went by myself, which
is the biggest sign of a loser.
Speaker 3: Was like, he went by himself. I was like, I think, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want you have to whisper that like a pity. Yeah,
he went by himself. Who's gonna pay that kind of
money to see a team they don't enjoy?
Speaker 3: No, Well, that that's funny. She was like, why didn't
you guys Like, I'm not paying two hundred and fifty bcause.
Speaker 1: Shift He was like to eighty and that was literally
the second to last row. And Johnny, hand to God
because everyone said they were pumping noise into that arena. Really,
when I went to Sekik, guess how many tickets were
left for sale in the entire arena for the game
on something like that, Johnny, look at my fingers.
Speaker 2: Three three tickets.
Speaker 3: That's called good acting, folks, because I already knew the answer. Actually, oh, Johnny,
oh yeah, told me, well played Jack, well played welcome,
You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I I want three tickets, so I I
bought it. I went there. My phone has been jacked
with my email, so I can't There used to be
something on on the iPhone.
Speaker 2: Where you could go right to you where we list
all your emails.
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh yeah, Well there's an email app, but
you have to you have to put in the log in.
You have to log into you.
Speaker 2: But you know, where can you go to add an email.
Speaker 3: To your It's in the settings for the I try.
I can't find it. So anyways, I go there.
Speaker 2: I go there.
Speaker 1: The only place to park is way at the top.
It's seventy dollars to park there. Seventy dollars, So they will.
Speaker 3: They wanted you to do that for NBA seventy dollars.
I can't do it, dude, And that too much.
Speaker 1: Like they've been talking about that, Like the arena during
the regular season, isn't that packed? And you're like, yeah,
because you're fleecing people. I'm park like LA people. I've
said this before the show. LA people assume we're gonna
pay out of our ass for everything, but we don't
want to pay for parking. If you're gonna charge me
fifteen twenty bucks for a drink, fifteen dollars for a
hot dog, whatever it's gonna be, we assume that's gonna
happens when Inglewood.
Speaker 2: That doesn't.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, you're talking chunky black out there.
Speaker 3: I mean the Lakers man.
Speaker 1: Chunky black, a lot of chunky black out there.
Speaker 2: How far is it from the form, dude. Inglewood's mascot
is diabetes.
Speaker 3: Jeez, it's one of their mascot, is one of those
women in those Rascal scooters. And yeah, dude, I'm telling
you anything, so they'll just waddle. Oh they're every but dude,
I went into the Sam's Club here in LA It's
like down South or Carson or something, And I'm one
out of every five black people you saw was in
one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love them and
I don't even think.
Speaker 1: They love it at the airport too. So curious black people.
Speaker 3: It's like a cultural thing.
Speaker 1: But black people are either the fastest people or they
don't want to run at all. They don't even want
to walk. They don't even want to walk. They're like,
give me a car. I can't wait to get that
age because I'm almost there. What about three weeks?
Speaker 3: Would you have me same about getting in one of
the scooters and just going around?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like at Walmart? Yeah I I I going, Well,
my hips are bad.
Speaker 2: I got bad.
Speaker 1: Hips just because so you might know, dude, I'll waddle
and pain to the day I to the day I die.
And if one day they're like, dude, you gotta get
this car, I'll be like Syonara call out. I'll just
I'll just do so much speed my heart will explode.
And yeah, I might have to do that, but I'm
gonna try to do something.
Speaker 2: Get bad hips. What happens to do?
Speaker 1: If you go, Sam, what do you think it was?
Are we being honest? Drug abuse?
Speaker 3: You think it got your hips.
Speaker 1: Really, I think that I and this is just Sam
and his feelings that I dehydrated myself so bad that
it ruined the cartilage in some places.
Speaker 3: It makes sense, I guess. I don't know about the body.
Speaker 1: But as you know, I'm psychic, so that's what the
energy is telling me, Johnny.
Speaker 2: So anyways, so we go out there, right, we go
out there. It's seventy dollars. Everyone, you go out there.
I go out there. By we, I mean the voices
in my head.
Speaker 3: Okay, we go out there.
Speaker 2: We go out there, We go out there.
Speaker 1: I got a dude, it is like and it is
at the worst moment to go because I get home
from Conspiracy Social Club. It's about it's about I'd say
five forty five.
Speaker 3: You must have been late because when you text me
the game already started.
Speaker 2: So I go there.
Speaker 1: They're like, it's an hour and fifteen minutes to the arena.
That's the worst, the worst. So anyways, I get there.
It's bumper, the bumper. I get there. So then I
you know, because if we live in a proper world,
see Geek would just give.
Speaker 2: Me my tickets in the app in the email.
Speaker 1: But because into it Dome is owned by Steve Bomber,
the richest person in sports and a member of the
Committee of three hundred, which means he's a straight up
lizard person. They want weird clap Johnny, that's a weird clock.
Speaker 3: Being a fan of a team that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know they're they no good guys. They're just
you and me and we just can't be people. We'll
probably get a copyrighted on that.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed that in Inglewood? It's the only place where,
for some reason, they can just show full videos on
the billboards there. Yeah, you noticed that, Like over the
they won't let you be on your phone, but they're
showing full commercials on the billboards over the road.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is somebody puts a bumper sticker on
going paying attention, pay attention to the road. I'm like, well,
you're making me read your stupid bumper sticker.
Speaker 3: The no texting signs are the same like mothers against drunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get get out of here. So anyways, so I
get there and I'm on like that. I would say
there's about six to seven floors of parking.
Speaker 2: I'm on floor six. That's like a structure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so then I'm walking down the ramp. This one's like,
do you know where? You know where the bridge is?
I go, I'll probably up there. Yeah, there's a bridge
and to the stadium just probably crosses rate over the street,
so you don't have to walk through the street. I go, yeah,
probably up there. She goes, Okay, she just runs off.
I'm like, I have no authority. You just asked some
random guy in the bad moment for directions.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just want you to get out of my face.
Speaker 3: The man in you, though, that had no problem giving
her an answer. You're like, yeah, I'm gonna probably up there.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you'll be up there. Two minutes later, she's
power walks with an angry look at her face.
Speaker 1: So then I'm trying to figure out because it won't
tell me where it sent my tickets to.
Speaker 3: And I'm you bought them on the sea geek website. Yeah,
because I always buy them in the app.
Speaker 1: But this is how dumb it is, Johnny, I bought this.
I bought the tickets on sea Geek. Then seek look
at this, Johnny.
Speaker 2: That's the Senate to you. I just told my tickets
it's on Ticketmaster.
Speaker 3: They have to send it to you from and you
have to accept the transfer from Ticketmaster.
Speaker 2: And then and then.
Speaker 1: Then I have to uh, then I have to I
have to go to the into It Dome, so I
have to go through three apps.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's crazy. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: And then they scan your face too, right.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb. I'm so upset, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'll tell you I got Are you at
the point where you called me? Because this is the
yeah part where it's fay people. I am trying to
do something on the grill, getting some what was it
rack of lamb on the.
Speaker 2: Oh John and uh, must must make be making good
money wreck of lambs on that expensive. It's actually shy
making good money.
Speaker 3: Economical, delicious meal. You know how to do it right,
and I.
Speaker 2: Do shy rich everybody.
Speaker 3: I keep hearing, uh, like the phone buzzing. Finally I
get over there and it's like Smiths calls from Sam
and then Sam's.
Speaker 2: Like, text me call me back immediately.
Speaker 3: And we had just talked like twenty minutes before about
sports and stuff, while.
Speaker 2: You'll this fucking story.
Speaker 3: And then I have a voicemail from you that's just
like it's you in fact, Like I mean just it's
you just breathing heavy, like frustrated, clearly uh trying to
reach me. And then I can hear the sounds of
you now that I know what was happening, like trying
to uh, trying to operate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just found my fucking.
Speaker 6: The phone.
Speaker 3: It's just you, just like really heavy breathing. And so
I call you back.
Speaker 2: And you're like, Johnny, do you know how to do
email on the phone?
Speaker 3: No, Like the way you said it just made no
sense to me. So I'm like, I'm not really sure.
And then eventually I just told you to go to
go to gmail dot com right and then get here,
and then you found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny, you saved the day. Thank you, Johnny. Too late,
you don't have.
Speaker 3: Your email on your phone, Like I don't understand what
you didn't have your email on your phone already?
Speaker 2: No, and still my tickets aren't even here. I'm lucky
you get in. Then I did get in. You didn't
go to the game. I didn't go to the game.
What I didn't get in?
Speaker 3: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: Johnny?
Speaker 1: I am telling you right to your face, Johnny, I'll
get on my seat and get in your face.
Speaker 2: You want to hear heavy breathing.
Speaker 1: I did not go.
Speaker 2: You didn't go to the game.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get my tickets and they're trying to tell
me it's on Ticketmaster and my tickets still aren't there.
Speaker 3: That you didn't get an email, because the way that
typically works I've done a million times, you get an
email saying, hey, you need to accept the tickets from tickets.
Speaker 1: So it goes, hey, man, we sent to another party
the tickets there.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to read the email?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is fine. I dude, I didn't
know you didn't get in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny. That is so not cool, Johnny
that you said that, Johnny. Oh dude, that that's look Johnny.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't even say past events either, so the
tickets aren't even.
Speaker 3: In there or no, you have to accept them first.
Speaker 2: You have to, Johnny. I did accept them.
Speaker 3: You fuck you accepted the ticket Masters.
Speaker 1: Yes, guys, welcome to the last episode of Big Whatever Guess.
Speaker 3: Coming up next week. By the way, for you, here's
the email. I got a fiance.
Speaker 2: This is the Baser ninety day.
Speaker 3: Fiance coming in next week. Your ticket has been transferred
to Sam Tripole Line.
Speaker 2: Okay, I went there, didn't get anything.
Speaker 3: That's from Okay, that's from and then you don't have
it in your email.
Speaker 1: I went to my email, it's not there. I went
to my email, it's not there.
Speaker 3: So they you got scamm then, yeah, I mean did you?
I will complain with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, we guarantee your tickets. I'm trying
to do it. I never got the tickets and Ticketmaster
into a.
Speaker 2: Dome or see geek. That sucks, dude.
Speaker 1: So I go there, I park. This is how much
shitty the experience is. Okay, put your ticket. Did you
pay for parking and didn't get it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh they owe you seventy dollars.
Speaker 1: So then okay, I park. I go all the way down,
just trying to get there. I'm already missed about five
minutes of the game. I already missed it.
Speaker 2: Sega.
Speaker 1: All the way down, I get to the I get
to the security, which is everybody who ever looked like
they I'm not gonna say that anyways. The point is this,
like that was about to be. Yeah, I'm just saying problem.
The customer service in Inglewood isn't the best. They don't
really understand. Hey, man, these are customers, let's be nice
to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, well that dude, that's that's kind of disappointing
because I thought that was the whole idea of that place,
was that it was going to because treating people right.
Speaker 2: So anyways, they do you get down there, I go
through it.
Speaker 1: I put my my uh my satchel, which Dana refers
to as my faggot bag.
Speaker 2: Okay, by the way.
Speaker 3: That's what got has demonetized two weeks.
Speaker 2: Can you write that time down? Yeah? I will, Johnny.
I have to be raw and real here.
Speaker 3: The whole episode, So I'll have that in my head
to write that down somewhere.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: But I listened back to the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you're gonna forget about that guy hear about demonetizing.
Speaker 1: I listened to the whole absolutely ridiculous episode. So anyways, anyway,
they go, your bag's too big. I go, what, your
bag's too big? I go, yeah, the too big? I go,
how can you make what do you mean it's gotta
be this size? I have to go all the way
back up to my car, put the satchel in, come
back down.
Speaker 2: Couldn't find my tickets. I'm so angry. That happened to
us one time.
Speaker 1: I'm so angry and I get my car and Dane's like,
is everything okay?
Speaker 2: Tickets? I just I literally was our Shafir's uh impression
of me.
Speaker 3: That's so funny, dude, I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it. Okay, it's it's I say.
Speaker 1: I drove home pissed and at some point because I
love Dana, I love her so much. Dana can't read
a room right, so whenever I'm redlining, she doesn't know
when to just be like, Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 2: When you've come.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I've learned that.
Speaker 1: Okay, when when daddy's mad, everyone just go in their
room and just watch television. Okay, Daddy's going to punch
a fridge for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: I don't want to catch any straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so so we'll talk.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, do this, we'll do that, We'll do this,
and I guarantee you, dude, if you bought a ticket,
if there's any tickets left, which there were none on
Sea Geek, if you went to the box office, if
you yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: You went to be there. Thanks for reaching out to
see Geek.
Speaker 3: But this phone number is no longer in service.
Speaker 1: Okay, does that guy get any kind of like residuals
on that like every call?
Speaker 3: That's I bet it's not a real voice.
Speaker 2: Hey yys'.
Speaker 3: They might not, that might number might not be in
service anymore.
Speaker 2: Of course it's not.
Speaker 1: Because seek Get is the worst app in the world.
I despise it. My experiences with them have been poor.
If they want to sponsor one of my shows, I'd
be like, no.
Speaker 3: By the way, the days of ever being able to
get somebody on the phone are very near there, and
I just think.
Speaker 2: That's the worst thing ever. I just I'm dude, you.
Speaker 3: Won't be able to tell the difference. I know you
won't be able to tell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't because they can't answer unless you not.
Speaker 3: Yet, but they will not yet they will.
Speaker 2: So Johnny, I have other stories, But do you want
to get.
Speaker 3: Into Yeah, I mean, we're uh got a lee.
Speaker 2: We're burying the lead here.
Speaker 1: Kanye West, Kanye West melting now he's Kanye westing it.
Speaker 3: I mean, now, for you think about this, all the
crazy shit we've talked about Kanye saying and doing, for
us to to say what we just like, he's melting down,
think about what Yeah, Like.
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that in all caps. I want to go on Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2: Can you see what everyone tweeted him? What you already
did that? Go on? Go on Sam Tripley's podcast. Oh
really yeah? Would we take Johnny? Johnny?
Speaker 3: Would we take him? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: In a New York minute, Yeah we would.
Speaker 1: You would be dressed like the clan you just asked
your family to borrow, and I'd be dressed like a Nazi.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? We would just talk to him,
just a couple of people talking.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know that like the you have you
watched a new Daredevil season?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I love you know. I just got in the.
Speaker 3: Back of the closet finally and gets the suit out
for me. I'd be going to my clan sit babe
back in time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go back going old as the kids call old school.
Speaker 3: That show is incredibly violent.
Speaker 2: By the way, Oh I'm Disney.
Speaker 1: So, like, do you want to watch Pixar or this
blind guy Murk people did.
Speaker 3: The new Star Wars show and Or, which is fantastic.
Speaker 2: It's when did it starts?
Speaker 3: It just started. They're doing they're doing a great thing.
They're doing three episode arcs and three episodes drop and
it's gonna be over in four weeks. It's done like
three three three three.
Speaker 2: You know that screws the actors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll never get to what's that call when you
get one hundred episodes in Europe?
Speaker 3: Well then I mean syndicated. Yeah, I mean those days
are Dune done forever.
Speaker 2: Those days are done.
Speaker 3: The second episode, second or third. So they got essay
in and Or, like attempted essay from one of an
imperial officer in this woman.
Speaker 2: They like it worked on Game of Thrones. Let's bring
it back on Disney.
Speaker 3: This is a kid is for Star Star Wars.
Speaker 1: So Johnny, So I'm constantly in war with people that
don't understand where I'm coming from, and some of them
are on the show.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So so there was this movement apparently where there was
this video game where you could essay people, and of
course all the feminists went nuts and they got taken down,
and I go, I don't condone what's in that game.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's right.
Speaker 1: But you're literally talking about video games where you can
murder people for no reason. Yeah, of course, and everyone
just looked, dude, it's not the same. I go, yeah,
murderer is worse. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Murder. Murder is worse, of course it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, not not not not into everybody's an
emotional monkey world.
Speaker 3: The only yeah, I mean, I yeah, when the thing
that makes me think, okay, wait a minute, maybe I
get where they're coming from when I think about something
that just having as children, and then I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, well, if it's a child thing, yeah, that's because
it's just like you ruined their whole lot.
Speaker 1: But Johnny, but Johnny, I agree with that. We nobody
hears saying essay is okay in any way?
Speaker 2: No, of course not.
Speaker 1: But nobody's saying that. What we're saying is like, problem
with you are okay with with people get murdered? And
let's face it. Ninety five to ninety nine percent of
the people in the video games getting murdered are men.
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, though, the people who have been
murdered aren't here to take up for themselves and lobby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love the thing.
Speaker 1: We will just speak out for the digital victims of
the NPC's murdered. Yeah, who's gonna speak for the murdered
video game players? So there's NPCs.
Speaker 2: Now we got MVPs. M vps, we'll.
Speaker 3: Call them, did it MVPs?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So, so can I read this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just gonna get right into it. This one
Chicago Tribune or no New York Daily News. It's I'm
getting it aggregated. Kanye West detailed a years long incestuous
relationship with an unnamed cousin and his latest social media outburst.
I love that they're calling them outburst.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: See, I think it's longer than that.
Speaker 1: I think he did for like eight years because because
there was so it comes out he's like, I did
tell I was fourteen, right, which which is a weird
statement to make if you only start at thirteen, right,
it's a weird statement to bank.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fourteen, So can I read the thing? He said?
It's the way he puts it, it's just I mean,
it's it's and I'm just gonna okay. The song is
called Cousins in all caps. He says, it's about my
cousin that's locked in jail for life for killing a
pregnant lady a few years ago. And I told him
we wouldn't look at quote dirty magazines together anymore. Perhaps
in my self centered mess, I felt it was my
fault that I showed him those dirty magazines when he
was six. Uh, and then we acted out what we saw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But so the whole thing is how old is
the cousin? And I think they're the same age.
Speaker 3: My dad had Playboy magazines, but the magazines I found
it gets weird. The top of my mom's closet were different.
My name is Yea, and I asked my cousin's d
until I was fourteen.
Speaker 2: So I think that was eight years.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, though, See, but people are trying
to say find out old, how old, how old Kanye is,
and how old his cousin is.
Speaker 3: By the way, all the replies to him now are
are about this. Of course, just thought like he asked
the question today, like he's into design now and like
hiring people, and he's like, who designed the spaceship in
the movie? Nope, Like he tweeted out, and somebody's like,
I don't know, they were just probably sucking your cousin's dead.
It's everything, and somehow gets tied bright to that. I
can't I don't think. I don't think the guy's I
think he's unnamed.
Speaker 2: It's the idea, so they don't.
Speaker 1: Know someone named his cousin. They did name it, Yeah,
I don't know. I can't find it.
Speaker 2: I'm work. It's super dark.
Speaker 1: Now, Yes, there's this thing that you are only as
sick as your secrets and to get these things out none, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, what are you gonna do to him? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But but the question is the question is one why
are all these rappers gay?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why are all these rappers gay? And two too, why
is he coming out with this? Poor Steve, Poor Steve
as did that for a moment and didn't realize memes
are going to be a thing.
Speaker 3: It's somebody tweeted Kanye West leaving his cousin's house, and
it's Steve Boston, like covered in milk, oh dear.
Speaker 2: That sounds like that looks like all the cousins.
Speaker 3: So really so was it just Kanye?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: So the notion is is he is he just getting
in ahead of this, ahead of something?
Speaker 2: I see?
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like what we accused the Russell brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The Russell brand thing is, hey man, Now here's what
makes Russell brand different.
Speaker 2: Is he was arrested, right is it?
Speaker 3: That's Russell Brand arrested?
Speaker 2: I will you look it up see if he was.
Speaker 1: I think he was arrested and released on his own cognitis.
And where's he gonna go hide?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Charged with? I don't see him out arrest charges say
arrest no, no charge just means you've been charged. You
don't get arrested unnecessarily to be charged.
Speaker 2: But that's that's legal court. You can be civil court.
It doesn't say he was arrested. No, they would.
Speaker 3: They would have they would have purp walked him if
that was they would. I mean, there would have been mugshots.
When you get arrested, there's mugshots.
Speaker 1: Would you like to see him in swugshoties, swug shorties.
Speaker 2: Keep trying, you might get there swugwatties. But Johnny So
that that.
Speaker 1: That that is the question that is the real question.
Speaker 2: That is the real question.
Speaker 1: Why did he come out and say that.
Speaker 2: The dog fart? So then Jeffrey Star comes out.
Speaker 1: Do you know, Jeffrey Star, is that that fashion designer
trans woman?
Speaker 3: What is it? Is it now a man?
Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a it's a dude. Who's a chick?
And she was she was on the Naughty Show a
long time ago, still going by Jeffrey. Yeah, look at
and you.
Speaker 1: Know she she's one of those super shiny object trans
They're like shiny objects.
Speaker 3: The ones, the kinds of Alex Jones are super into.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The ones are like I see a woman that
Blair White, I see a woman God made woman.
Speaker 3: You're like, this one is not quite as advanced a model.
Speaker 2: No, but look at the look at that picture down there,
that's pretty advanced. Click on that one. That's a pretty advance.
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you saw Blair White not done right.
But the point is, Johnny, the point that they're the
shiny object ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the celebrities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the ones who look like you're gym teacher
and drag that you're like, please stop.
Speaker 3: It's that futuristic thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyways, so there was this whole rumor that they
gotten together. Wait, who Jeffree Starr and Kanye really? So
then she tweeted, he tweeted, whatever will make you happy.
But she tweets She's like, fine, I think it's a
good time. Yes, it's true that they had hooked up,
and that supposedly, that is supposedly is the reason why
Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2: Left.
Speaker 1: Imagine being married to Kim Kardashian with the feet of
black dong that been in there, and then you get
whe white, tiny dick and she's like, I'm out.
Speaker 3: Well, he tweeted yesterday he said I should have boned
Paris Hilton instead. Can you imagine he said, I would
have ruled the world with all he said, I'd owned
all the Hiltons by now, that's what he said.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's still funny to me. No, he's hilarious.
I still think he's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he's not doing I mean, I think
he's probably having a you know, a psychotic break, But
I wonder if he's not Remember when Joaquin Phoenix did
that thing for a while where everybody thought he was
losing it and he went on Letterman and kind.
Speaker 1: Of when he was in his like, I'm he was
doing that movie, I'm a tortured artist.
Speaker 3: Well but it was no, he was doing that movie though.
It was all for that he was doing a character. Yeah,
I wonder, I wonder maybe.
Speaker 2: If they go too far, No, if he's faking it.
But I mean this is a long face, it's a
commit and everything is just burning around him.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he's like that one meme with the
dog in the house that's on fire.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: Just him just thinking their STLF, staying character. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean really though, if you remember the guy
we talked about last week, Major Underbody, uh, like he
believes that people fake their deaths and then go live
the rest of their lives committing to being someone.
Speaker 1: I mean, people used to fake their deaths, and I'm
sure people still do they fake their death But the
issue last week, not the regurgitating old episode, is to
think that you're controlled off if you don't believe that
Jimmy Hendrix is Morgan Freeman. Like when you say that
the people you're supposed to go, if you're asking me
film goes. What's the wildest conspiracy you believe in here's
a weird one. If you're asking me, Jimmy Hendricks, is
Morgan Freeman, that's what you say. That is like the
fringe one where you're talking something and you've had a
deep dive into it, or you're super deep in the
conspiracy friend and you guys talked about everything.
Speaker 2: You're like, here's a new one. That's what you get into.
Speaker 1: To act like that is the admission into the is
absolutely insanity. No, that's the deep end. Yeah, for sure,
that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying, you know.
And so anyways, that's that's Kanye.
Speaker 3: And then he's all he's tweeting about like free energy
a lot now and Tesla stuff. Yeh was his thing today.
Speaker 2: That's where you are.
Speaker 3: If you look here rock formations, he's showing hold on.
Speaker 2: But dude, look at those numbers. They're not Oh it's
only two minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's tweeting as we speak right now. Love Thug,
he says, talking about Young Thug Free Earth in all caps.
Forty one minutes ago. He's talking about simatics. He's just
discovered simatics.
Speaker 2: He's on the one right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he needs to be on tempfoil hat. He really does,
come on the show.
Speaker 2: Yee will make you feel comfortable. His name right, you
want him on? Yee yay yo?
Speaker 3: What Kanye yay yay. This is an energetic coil that
generates a high voltage, high frequency current that can jump
across the small gap in the air to the bulb,
causing it to light up. I think they had that
at Spencer Gifts when I was a kid. Passive solar
home has cross breezes and heating. I don't know if
he's just on some kind of like he's design dude.
Speaker 2: He's not getting huge numbers like he used to.
Speaker 3: Right, like shadow Ivanka Trump could have and should have
done better and her dad knows it.
Speaker 2: That's not so crazy. Where's the lie.
Speaker 3: As it is in heaven? He's got what tesla coil?
Speaker 2: There is? So what that is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess so drum on Earth. Yeah, they definitely shadow
banned him.
Speaker 3: None of you inwards play with me. Shut the f up.
And he's talking about nuclear fission here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's definitely shadow band.
Speaker 3: Molten sodium reactors, Dirk curve, the dirt curve is.
Speaker 1: He's on a run right now. He's on a Sam
tripley on Twitter.
Speaker 3: This is all within the past hour. Yeah, he really
is geo thermal energy.
Speaker 2: This guy's great.
Speaker 3: Thank god, no more blue pill. You used to be smashed.
Now you're past. Who's he talking about that? I don't
even know Katie Perry. Oh yeah, we'll talk about her
a little bit later.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're there. Were weird robot like dude, her tour.
Speaker 3: She just started her tour and I've never seen so
much bad feedback. We might as well just show it
while we're here since he's shitting on her. Dude, this
footage is I mean, she's gonna try to have it
deleted from the internet. Surely she's gotta change us up
and just go up there and sing.
Speaker 2: Look at look.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like she's trying to do like a
Star Wars rip off or something on stage, but she
has no athletic ability at all, well coordination.
Speaker 2: Washington.
Speaker 3: Look at her like there's no movement. It's like a
rehearsal or something. It's like she saw Beyonce and thought,
oh I can do that, but forgot she's white.
Speaker 2: What is this, bro? I mean, there's now as there's.
Speaker 3: No movement in her hip.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I'm sorry, go watch Taylor Swift. It's the
exact same fam.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's a most buoy is it?
Speaker 4: Six?
Speaker 3: Got like ten.
Speaker 2: Like this old stop stop? I know, hold on. So
she literally had two guys lifts her up so she
could fall down. Yes, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3: If it makes sense, it doesn't make any sense. It's
like an acid trip.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you get caught.
Speaker 1: Lip syncing when you gotta do all this dancing. Okay,
but robot robot.
Speaker 3: It's low effort stuff too, Like it's just like it's
honestly like that guy.
Speaker 1: She's like caught back me up by my my whole,
my god, hole is showing.
Speaker 2: And she's an attractive one.
Speaker 3: What I think she's attractive one?
Speaker 2: Johnny? Did you just go on to limb say Katie
Perry's attracted.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there are people who are like her
personality makes her unappeeling. But okay, and then that's not
even the worst though. Here here is now here is
where she like does uh reenacts uh Obi wan versus
uh Anakin Skywalker here watch this or.
Speaker 2: No, Johnny.
Speaker 1: It reminds me when like they tried to put wave
models as action models, yes, not action stars and they
don't know how to throw a punch, so they're like.
Speaker 3: It's all at people. It's so dumb, But what what
is going on there?
Speaker 2: That's awful. That's one of the worst.
Speaker 3: Like live shows, Well.
Speaker 1: Katy Perry's been around for a while. She's not like
the the young uh cat.
Speaker 3: That's what happens when there's no no people around you.
It's just all yes, yes, yeah, great idea. Wow, you're
a genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, And when you're on the dark side eventually
comes for you.
Speaker 3: And she's having a rough one because she just did
the Blue Origin thing last week. She actually she saw
two people, these queens, these old queen queen you guys
dressed as Blue Origin in the crowd and pulled them
on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine doing that. But you don't think
that was a plant, Johnny, I do.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, hey dude, give me give me two.
Speaker 3: I saw it, so I'm not It might have been
like a sketch or something.
Speaker 2: Johnny. Are you part of the fan club membership? Are you?
Are you a Katy Perry fan club member? I could?
Speaker 3: Can you name a song of Katy Perry. Let's see
there's one I know, I can do it.
Speaker 2: I kissed the girl. Oh yeah, the when our win.
Speaker 1: Our chicken dinner's strong?
Speaker 2: So Johnny, can I talk for a second.
Speaker 1: I'm about or or there it is, okay, ro I
do like Katy Perry's Bad Blood.
Speaker 2: No, that's Taylor Swift. Yeah yeah, yeah, I meant Taylor Swift.
I do like that song.
Speaker 1: Now we Got Bad Blood, it's like, and you know,
nothing big happened.
Speaker 2: It's just chicks wanting to fight with each other.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 1: I was just cute. Now we got Bad Blood. So
Johnny the other there's a couple of big stories I
want to get into. Uh. I want to kind of
follow up uh that, we got the Shannon Sharp story
that's coming out. Yes, yeah, yeah, And again here we
are closeted gay black men.
Speaker 3: Do you really think he's closing a game?
Speaker 2: I think he's bisexual at the least.
Speaker 1: I I just personally don't think that straight guy's dress
like that tight close all the black guys do, know,
I just for me, I just don't. I just think
there's a little bit of sugar in the tank, you
know what I'm saying. That's just all I'm saying. And
he's super shiny.
Speaker 2: Is this the girl? Yes, oh damn and she was.
She was like, okay, you're paying for his cheek, right,
Oh damn dude. So so there's a bunch of stuff
going on with this.
Speaker 1: Shannon Sharp, he was on uh Fox, he was on ESPN,
then he went to Fox Sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't know, he was an NFL star too.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: He was uh, he was with the Denver Broncos. This
isn't sports talk, guys, Calm down the Skip Bayless. They're
going at it. Nobody's watching the show, but everyone just
yells him. And you know, it's like a horse mouth
versus gay magician. He does fight all the time, and
and everybody at Fox Sports is just banging.
Speaker 2: Is sexually harassing everybody.
Speaker 3: Here's if you just for context, here is u Skip
Bayless and him. Uh god, they're gonna show usnap. They
had a they had like a falling out on air,
which now their whole stick was to argue, well.
Speaker 2: That's that's talk shows now. But they're so fake. Some
of the arguments.
Speaker 3: They're like pre ridial. Let's see if this I can
get to the actual footage and still talking about here
we all right.
Speaker 8: This is just straight hate by a guy who's jealous
that he is still playing at a high level at
forty five.
Speaker 2: When you had to stop at thirty. Guys, that's what
you that's the point. That's what you do.
Speaker 1: Every time somebody I have a time, I call something
in quiffed. I'm no, I never said yours a Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2: I did what I did. You'll make a thing about
that with the bom Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: It's white better than you were anyway, So yeah, that
he took that personally, and then they kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's like it's it's Skip Skip Bayless is
like a lot of comics, like they all think they're
tough guys because.
Speaker 2: They're they they they they They're no.
Speaker 1: They think they're tough guys because like they did the tonight,
they mistake what they do on the stage for for
being a tough guy.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't think I'm a tough guy. I don't.
I mean, I gotta how you grow up.
Speaker 1: But but it's like Skip Bayless would do one punch
from this guy, Skip Bayless, the queen would just be
knocked out of him. But again, so anyways, the whole
thing goes on what's her face? Joy Taylor, whose nephew
just got drafted today was Jason Taylor's kid. That's always signed.
You're getting old when the guys you watch when you
were young their.
Speaker 2: Kids are getting drafted disturbing.
Speaker 1: So anyways, so so now everyone in the in the space,
in particularly I think Shaquille O'Neill has been eluding allegedly
that he's a little He's got sugar in his tank, right,
Sandon Sharp does, Yeah, Shannon Sharp's got sugar in his
tank because you know, it's all content, clickshit, that's that's
the new world we live in.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So so then this thing comes out where he accidentally,
he accidently like live streams him having sex. You could hear,
but you couldn't see it, Yes, and you just hear
a girl going ah ah and he's like marble mouth,
marble mouth sex talk. Right, So so that happens, and
then this comes out and it's it's he's he's fifty something.
Speaker 2: What is nothing is that? I don't know what that.
I guess that is a thing on Twitter though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, so anyways, it comes out that he's involved with
this twenty.
Speaker 2: Year old OnlyFans twenty years old. Okay.
Speaker 1: So so then it comes out that they met in
two thousand U two, which everyone's going, oh, that's three years, So.
Speaker 2: That puts her at seventeen.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you look at.
Speaker 1: The timeline in which he says he mattered, it was
at the end of twenty twenty two, and he broke
up with her at the beginning of twenty twenty five,
so it's technically two years, which puts her at eighteen.
Not saying it's okay for fifteen year old, but uh,
every one of us would do the exact same thing.
We knocked the bottom of consent there.
Speaker 2: Who cares? Okay, yes, here's.
Speaker 7: Anything I say.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna like get mad at and you're just
going to hang up on me.
Speaker 2: So I feel like.
Speaker 9: I'm not going to go for you?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Who? What does that even mean?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 10: You want to be to me now?
Speaker 5: So I don't want to be.
Speaker 1: Don't manipulate me.
Speaker 2: See this is all talk because.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, So he just said I'm gonna choke. Now
they have he's released this and they have a long history.
Speaker 1: And this is my tweet I put BDSM is going
to be the downfall of rich men, only broke dudes
can choke chicks in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Because any dude you take an excerpt of any conversation
in the middle and you you take out the part
where hey, we're starting to sext and hey that was
good sex thing, and you just pulled the middle part out.
It's like, Oh, you're gonna beat the shit.
Speaker 2: This is the same story of Trevor Bauer.
Speaker 1: This is the same story that Dallas cowboy who the
girl was like, put me handcuffs, smacked the show me
as hard as you can, and he recorded it, and
she went right to the cops and said, s eter, no,
if you are rich, Johnny, let's put a number on rich.
Seventy grand a year. What is the number rich? What's
the number rich?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, what do you It's like thirty thousand,
but in this country is probably I mean in La
it's like two hundred grand, three hundred grands.
Speaker 1: Three two hundred grand, three hundred grand is rich in La. Okay,
I guess if.
Speaker 2: You are two hundred grand, three hundred grand, you can't
choke chicks. You can't do it. Those days are done. Rich.
What the chicks are rich?
Speaker 1: Though, it doesn't matter doesn't matter because rich chicks want
to be more rich.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, right you, No, you're that's a
great observer.
Speaker 1: And then Shannon Sharp played probably not when the number
are what they are today, but at the.
Speaker 2: Time, no, but he's making bank. I'm sorry, he's making
bank now. Right.
Speaker 1: So so now here's where we get into why is
this scumback?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Is because supposedly he put it in her ass without condom.
Speaker 3: That's the part that is the the ri Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, not right, Johnny, would we hear I'm broken
sim make an official official statement saying we don't think
that's right without consent.
Speaker 2: Without consent absolutely, But the question becomes.
Speaker 3: With consent questionable.
Speaker 2: Still, well, well, the question is were they raw dogging
all the other times? Like is he paying?
Speaker 1: Is he is he hooking up with the OnlyFans model
wearing a condom?
Speaker 2: Or is he raw dogging all the time?
Speaker 1: And this one time she's like, no, don't play my
ass without a condom?
Speaker 2: Is that the only time?
Speaker 1: But the whole point of this is is like here
we are again, where where a girl is like beat
the shit out of me and then turn around and going, hey, man,
give me this money and he supposedly offered her ten dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, and she didn't take it.
Speaker 3: She must be making a nice little check.
Speaker 2: Well she is not, because that's a new business model, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The world did it to Alex Preira, choose him of
hooks up with them, cuos them, of essay and just
gets all the subs now.
Speaker 3: Tmz is reported yesterday that he had a BDSM sex
with her about one hundred times right over there.
Speaker 2: Of course there.
Speaker 1: This this is this is this week the rich people,
rich people fetish is BDSP.
Speaker 3: Late twenty twenty two to genuiney. I think it's also
gen Z. Young young people are very into this. Yeah,
but he's not young, so but it's rich people and
gen Z. It's what because because I'm telling you, dude,
the younger women I was starting to see it before
I exited the dating field are very much into hard heart.
Speaker 1: Well, they've done studies, Johnny, where they they they found like,
they've done data and they found.
Speaker 2: That women is it data or data? Data?
Speaker 1: Data doesn't matter? Okay, min mobile listen did the thing.
They probably love that they're in the middle of this
common But the thing is is that they've done data data,
and it shows that women tend to Google search or
search bar violent pornography.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's primal, okay.
Speaker 1: And and gets into this thing with BDSM of like
a power dynamic.
Speaker 3: Now here's some of their texts. I want you to
tie me up like this and abuse me.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, because she's probably planning.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Oh you think you're that cynical about it?
Speaker 2: Hunh You think this is the business model?
Speaker 3: You don't think it's like, okay, we had we're trying
this and then what he does one thing wrong and
then she's like, got you. You don't think I'm like
you think from the beginning.
Speaker 1: I think I think it is like, if you're not
going to put a ring on my finger, I'm going
to extract wealth from you. And I am very I
am very, very very cynical when it comes to civil
suits over criminal charges.
Speaker 2: Curious. Okay.
Speaker 1: So, so this happens, and then everyone goes back to
the Cat Williams the Cat Williams interview where he interviews
her and.
Speaker 3: They're all in what Cat Williams interviewed?
Speaker 2: This interviewed Shannon Sharp. Excuse me? So interviews Shannon Sharp
and Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: They talk about snow buddies.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I want to hear about that. Let me
see if that sounds hilarious. Sounds like some uh.
Speaker 2: Johnny, your account's still suspended.
Speaker 3: The inWORD coin. It sounds like something they would talk about.
Speaker 1: Cat Williams shan sharp snow bunnies.
Speaker 2: By the way, now call white women's snow buddys.
Speaker 3: The best is invested.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 5: Get what a white woman because I was scared she
might have me running down the street like Jonathan can't
not because I didn't like white women. I think white
women are as great as any other women. But I'm
not gonna have like I'm not scared of them. I
have a reason to be scared. You could be Kang
the Conqueror and they could take your rabbit ass.
Speaker 2: Down in two weekends. And that's the truth one.
Speaker 1: And he's totally right about's. Jonathan Majors is on film
running from her. Yeah, and they still convicted his ass.
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So ho have you heard about him? And he personally is?
Speaker 6: He is?
Speaker 2: He?
Speaker 3: He used to go to the comedy store like chilled, or.
Speaker 1: I told you the story, like the way at the
beginning of my career, I was at the laugh Factory.
This way he did black shows. I crushed. And when
you would do a black room at the laugh Factory,
it's so packed that when they laughed, the room shakes.
That's how great that room is. Right, So I do it,
I do it? And uh I go up there and
there's Kat Williams and he wasn't the Cat Williams yet
that he is now, but he was still a power
off you know, has a great joke joke about him.
They were doing some show Deep in the Hood and
Madge Brian went up and they were they were rude
to him, and Kat Williams went up with a fucking
briefcase had a gun in it, and he's like, are
we gonna do this?
Speaker 2: Or are you guys gonna chill? The fuck out. He's like, damn,
so why he was there?
Speaker 1: Okay, and guess who he's with, Ludacris because their cousins.
Speaker 2: Didn't you hear him throwing done that ludicrous under the bus?
Speaker 1: He does in this in this, in this whole interview,
not this clip, but in the interview, he basically does
say they offered him and him and ludicrous, Uh, anything
we want.
Speaker 2: If it got weird, I got more.
Speaker 3: But what he say to you? You say he said
something to you.
Speaker 2: He goes, malevoga, I'm gonna make you famous.
Speaker 1: I was like, I am still waiting for the call
such the entertainer wanted to take me on the road.
Speaker 2: It was, but I just knew I wasn't right for
their crowds.
Speaker 3: You don't think, dude, you could have leaned into that
black thing?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but it's just it's not true to
you there right now? So anyways, do you do you
see more of this?
Speaker 2: Harvey? Ricky Smiley and said you did as you sit here.
Speaker 5: Currently, they for thirty years. They're a group. These aren't
three random guys. The way that Ricky Smiley kept appearing
at all of my auditions is because of Steven saying
he would tell any listen, they got a gang on
that side. They know what it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, the basically plans.
Oh really, yeah, fascinating.
Speaker 2: Well that's the whole thing said about Kevin Hart. Kevin
Hart's a plant industry plan. Yeah, and you see it
all the time.
Speaker 1: It's just really hard for them right now to make
that happen because you have to do it through the Internet,
and the internet they can manipulate that, but it's really
fucking hard.
Speaker 2: They kind of want you to do it for them.
Speaker 1: But I like when I go to a when I
go to the comedy store and I see young comedians,
I go, oh, if you were here ten years ago,
fifteen years ago, you would have blown up.
Speaker 2: But the apparatus isn't available anymore. You could do.
Speaker 1: I don't even think that Netflix is a thing any Like,
I know people get Netflix specials and they're struggling to
sell tickets.
Speaker 2: I don't think it matters, really.
Speaker 1: I think it's like you gotta be like Netflix, do
rogue do the whole scene.
Speaker 3: Someone Pixar animated movie about the Shannon Sharp drama, and
it opens with Cat Williams warning him about white women
during the Club She interview.
Speaker 1: But that's the whole thing, guys. I mean, these these
black guys keep talking about snow bunnies. Guessho's been dealing
with snowbuddies since the Jump?
Speaker 6: Shit?
Speaker 1: White men, white men been dealing with these demons. Well
in our world, dude, Yeah, enjoy it a white privilege,
my ass. We've been getting lit the fuck up by
these snow bunnies.
Speaker 2: They've been destroying us since the Jump. You're now just.
Speaker 1: Putting your feet in it, dipping your toe in it,
dipping your black nuts in it.
Speaker 2: We've been telling us on the fucking Jump, Dude.
Speaker 3: I was watching the NFL draft to day. Every one
of these guys has a hot white girl.
Speaker 1: This one is is Travis Hunter, who falls as white.
Speaker 2: What a fucking seaward is your girlfriend is? She's still there?
Speaker 1: That dude, That story ain't gonna end well, No, it
just ain't gonna end well, So.
Speaker 2: Johnny, real quick, I just want to get a two
more things.
Speaker 1: So on Conspiracy Social Club, there's a clippy put out Dylan,
and it's and it's it's like my wording wasn't right,
even though I stand by everything I said in there,
and it's about It's about Elon Musk and that Asian chick.
And now she's crying because she's not making any money
on Twitter.
Speaker 2: I don't know what asian chick is.
Speaker 1: We look at like, uh, elon, look up Elon Musk,
Asian chick Twitter payoffs.
Speaker 2: You'll find it some like chick.
Speaker 3: I gotta type.
Speaker 11: Wall Street Journal reports that Elon Musk DM Timid Tiffany
Fong your request she have a baby with him. When
she declines, he unfollowed her and cut her Twitter premium payments,
which were worth up to twenty one thousand dollars a
every two weeks.
Speaker 2: So who's the bad guy, Elon Musk? Why? What a
dumb question?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Why why is he the bad guy? Okay, answer the question? Okay,
but what a horrible question? No, okay, no great question.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 12: So he DMS a girl says, hey, I'd like to
pay to come inside of you. She goes thanks, no
thanks though, okay, okay, all right, and he turns into
a vindictive baby, a vindictive autistic baby, and uses his
oligarchical lever fuck her out of money because she said,
now to your whole.
Speaker 1: Assumption is because I knew when this girl blew up,
and everyone goes, why is she blowing up?
Speaker 2: Why is she blowing up? Why is she making twenty
grand every two months? Oh? Because he's a true terfigant.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? He's basically making it so she
makes all the money. It's his fucking platform because he's
like sending her up, going hey man, you're making good money.
Speaker 2: Can I put a kid in you? And she's like, no, okay,
there goes the money. Are you funny to you? So?
Speaker 1: So what I don't even know if I said the word,
because he clipped it like that.
Speaker 2: But he was courting her. It's him courting her. No, yeah,
he's manipulating the algorithm. So she makes twenty grand every
two weeks. And when the court, when she says no to.
Speaker 1: The courting, the courting is over and everyone's losing their
mind on how do you not know what's happening? There's
he's he's he's taking care of her because he likes her,
and he's hoping if he takes care of her, she'll
let him put a kid in it in her.
Speaker 2: And when she says no, okay, the courting is over.
He loves having kids, dude, But he doesn't like raising
any of them. He just like, he's like, you take
care the autistic child. They got a cream pipe fish?
Who does it?
Speaker 3: The most concerning thing about this for me is that
how rich how much of a master of the world
do you have to be before you're not beholden to pussy?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: This guy is a master of mankind? Was he the
richest one of the richest, not you know, the richest
person probably putin that we know that we know of
the richest person in the world, and he's still gotta weird.
Speaker 2: I said this forever. That's concerning women don't.
Speaker 1: Recognize social hierarchy because if you're a hot young chick
who looks great and cut off daisy Duke jeans but
can't and you read at a kindergarten level, you can
still hang out with Bono, you can still hang out
with Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: You can do all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Pussy is the greatest social economic like an
elevators in the world, in the world.
Speaker 2: That just hit me.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh God, So.
Speaker 1: He was just basically going, I'm gonna take care of
you and let me put a kid in you, and
he's like, I don't want the kids.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, I'm not going to anymore. And that's
what they don't understand.
Speaker 3: Well, you're suposed to keep paying for her dinner when
she dumps you. No, so listen.
Speaker 1: I don't think a producer or ahead of a studio
should go if you want this role, you have to
fuck me. I don't think that should happen. I don't
think you should do that. But if it's an option
and you both get something.
Speaker 2: Out of it, I'll have a problem with it. I
don't have a problem. And I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1: If you want to be an actor and actress in LA,
you want to go through it.
Speaker 2: You want to go through.
Speaker 1: Central Casting, going down these stupid auditions for fucking cat
food commercials and everything you have to do to make it.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, I can.
Speaker 1: Fuck this producer and get a five lines on Law
and Order. The guy who fuck you and gives you
the five lines out of Law and Order isn't a
bad guy. These are the system you are cutting, the
line to get that everyone has to go through to
get where they are.
Speaker 2: Okay, do I think men should be like you have
to fuck me for this role? That's wrong.
Speaker 1: Do I go, hey, man, you you know, give me
some plicy I'll get you. You can get on the
show and you can make a decision on that.
Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 3: You're and you'd say the same if it if it's
a gay guy who's hooking up with dudes like, hey, suck.
Speaker 2: Well, how bad do you want to be? Spider Man?
Speaker 3: Are we talking telling you acquire the other kid?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: It's a new Spider Man done by Quentin Tarantino. God, dude,
I I dude, if I'm gonna manifest this Quentin Tarantino
doing ghost Rider?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, or Punisher, Either one of those would.
Speaker 2: Punisher would probably be even better.
Speaker 1: But ghost Rider has never been given like to put
Nicholas Cage in there, and I love Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 2: That just that just makes it. It's my it's my belief.
Speaker 1: That the reason that that The Matrix didn't win the
awards it should is because Keanu Reeves was the lead
and at the time he's more of a Bill and
Tag guy, like he's more that goofy actor. It wasn't
to The Matrix that you saw him getting all these
kind of action stuff where we're like, oh, he's a
and now we find out he's a good guy, or.
Speaker 2: That's what we believe that I believe. So that's my story. So, Johnny,
I have a story. Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 3: If it's a good story, if it's a funny story,
let's play it.
Speaker 2: Play the Dodgers are sucking, play.
Speaker 3: It against him. I love that story. That's a great story.
Let's talk about the Dodgers sucking.
Speaker 2: And they are sucking. F the Dodgers. Yeah, I get it,
dudef the.
Speaker 3: Dodgers, so billion dollars spent on a team they can't
even win.
Speaker 2: Again, they can't even win a game.
Speaker 1: They got all these guys and they can't love their bullpen.
Speaker 2: Is currently melting instant com Okay, that's enough sports talk.
We've done so much sports talk.
Speaker 3: We haven't really I mean, Santa sorry is sports adjacent?
Speaker 1: I would say, I mean, dude, I know only fans people.
I have fans that are only fans. Anyone could do
whatever they want, but that's a dangerous dance. Be careful
because she she she has everything to gain in every way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, especially an only fans model who's already putting
it all out there. Yeah, I mean, like a normal
girl maybe doesn't want everybody to know the details.
Speaker 1: Right right, that's my theory on Cameltoe, right, like cam
what we were talking about them for, you know, it's
like now camelto is fashion.
Speaker 2: But anyways, Yeah, so I get a call about a
week and a half ago.
Speaker 1: I get a call from Josh Denny, and Josh.
Speaker 2: Denny's like, know him, like him, He's a good guy.
Speaker 1: Josh Denny's like, hey, Anthony Kumia can't do our show?
Speaker 2: Can you step in for him? I go what show?
He goes me and Gavin McGinnis. I'm like, okay, big fan.
Speaker 1: I love Guinness me too, I'll do it on the show,
right Templeo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, next time he's in l a Is said he'll
come back hot. I would love that. I'd love it too.
I'd love to have a top.
Speaker 3: Dude, I've been I've liked him since Vice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very interesting to me how he is labeled
this hate speech guy.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So so anyway, he's the Proud Boys thing is really
So they they get they get a gig in in
South Bay, excuse me, they get a gig in South Are.
Speaker 3: You having those zen squeaks? Yep, I'm not still on
his zens huh, I'm back ye, back again.
Speaker 2: So they get a gig in South Bak.
Speaker 1: The venue gets so much hate that they cancel the
gig and it's a yeah, So they have to find
another venue.
Speaker 2: You can't even get a work. They gotta find another ven,
really do it? They gotta find another ven venue?
Speaker 3: Oh you burpie boy.
Speaker 2: Burpie boy? Oh my god? So okay.
Speaker 1: So so he goes it's gonna be at the haha.
Speaker 2: But you can't you can't say.
Speaker 1: Where it is because they'll they'll cancel the gig.
Speaker 3: How did the people who are going nowhere? It is
it just on their ticket or something?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think they could do it through math,
because Josh math.
Speaker 1: They could do it through just going through the pass
gig gigs that Josh did, he did. He's played the
end a ton of times, and I think they did
it there before. I don't know how they found out
it was the end, like maybe they had it x
stout on the calder, like this is a show's Saturday
night and they have no show there.
Speaker 2: They're doing this show there, so they bombard it and no.
Speaker 3: But I mean, now the people that want to go,
how do they know that?
Speaker 2: Because they get an email an hour before the show?
Got it? That's how it goes now, okay.
Speaker 3: Which that's not enough for notice if you're in La honestly,
like if.
Speaker 1: You're yeah, or maybe an hour and a half before,
I don't know, but it's enough time so that you
get to the tendent. Leonarda has to do this as well.
She has she can't announce the venue till an hour
and a half before.
Speaker 3: The price you pay for riding for Hitler.
Speaker 1: We love Leonarda. We believe in we believe in free
of expressions, as long as you're not violating certain things.
What is that showing pictures on my kids?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So so the the he gets, he tells
me it's that the hat he says, don't don't don't
promote any venue.
Speaker 2: But you can you can tell everybody you're going to
be at the show.
Speaker 3: Oh that's why you're a little uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't say where it was circumspect.
Speaker 1: So anyways, I tell Tino Sanchez, Tin knows Tino's like,
you're gonna be with Kevin McGinnis, I'm gonna come, so
he uh.
Speaker 2: And then he came.
Speaker 1: And then he says he's gonna come to l A too, too,
So he moves his schedule around.
Speaker 2: He drives out that la.
Speaker 1: Uh we we leave early and uh we leave we
we leave late.
Speaker 2: So we get to the venue.
Speaker 3: Real problem this thing.
Speaker 1: Right before the show starts. Right, this is a It's
a great story, and I'm ruining it by burping.
Speaker 3: You like Robert Durst at the end of the Jinx
when he's in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the funniest thing is we get there and Antifa
is there. Oh and it's everybody that works as Starbucks.
Speaker 2: That's who Antifa is. A bunch of blue hair fat
nerds are all outside of the haha. And I love it.
I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 1: So we so I I Tino gets out, He's like, hey,
you gotta walk me through.
Speaker 2: I go why, Yes, I'm always packing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, dude, every time Tino comes with
me to a gig, I have to get him through
security without the wand because he's packing, Yeah, he has
a he has a right to carry.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I mean, I that's I mean, I'm glad. Yeah,
I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 2: You do so I have to run, So I run.
I block the bouncer, he slips through. We walk right in.
We go to back.
Speaker 1: We're sitting in the back. It's a great time. We're
all laughing our ass off.
Speaker 3: Tino text me later, I want to see what you're carrying.
Speaker 1: Bro. He is great and and Tino's excited He's meeting
his hero.
Speaker 2: It's a blessing of Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of my
make the wish, make a wish.
Speaker 1: I let him meet all of his favorite heroes, and
in return, I hang out.
Speaker 2: With as a black belt. You know. So we're going
to back. The lineup is me, it goes Josh.
Speaker 1: Denny, Carl Me, then and then then then Gavin McGinnis
and Gamma is nervous the whole time, and I'm like,
what are you nervous about?
Speaker 2: There here to see you?
Speaker 3: Is he doing stand up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh really? And he crushed, Really he crushed.
Speaker 3: It's just funny. I mean all he does is talk
all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great. I go up.
Speaker 1: I go up there, and I super crush. I opened
up Josh, like you can say anything at this crowd.
I go, okay, let's test this, and I do my
bit about how our uh paraplegics are the real niggas.
Speaker 2: Of the world.
Speaker 1: That's your one, all right, and it crushes and I go, dude,
you know you're oppressed by white people.
Speaker 2: They're oppressed by God.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: Which. I'll get into one more thing after that, and
so we go up.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to get off stage and go, you know,
talk to the Antifa people. Yeah, yeah, I just wanted
to talk to him and see like, oh, well, so
what are we gonna do here?
Speaker 2: What do we do? What do we do it? Somebody
there with a camera that would have been funny.
Speaker 1: Well, Johnny was supposed to Johnny the other Johnny, Johnny
with no age, was supposed to show up, but he
had a family emergency so he had to cancel.
Speaker 2: But so I get off, I get off stage.
Speaker 1: By the time I get out there, Antifa's gone and
you can look it up on uh real quick, go
to Twitter. Put in a Haja Cafe Antifa And you
know before we talked about when I got attacked on
stage there, Yeah, and I called the Haha Cafe, which
is a great club. Jack Senior Jack Junior Terry have
one of my favorite clubs.
Speaker 2: In the country. Haha, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's my one of my favorite places to play.
Speaker 2: Oh, they just look at this nerd with it.
Speaker 3: I love that these dickheads are all wearing masks and
they're pretending it's for It's really weird.
Speaker 2: What's really weird. I think they're wearing it because they
don't want to be a don.
Speaker 3: Of course, No, that's what they're doing.
Speaker 2: It's weird because this guy is on our side right here.
Speaker 3: Boy, Yeah, he's got a probably outfit on.
Speaker 2: He's on our side.
Speaker 1: But then the guy in the up there with the
burger king hat on is with Antifa, and the burger
king hat is a symbol of the guy from the
airplane who just couldn't stop.
Speaker 2: They are like, sir, please stop, and he just keeps
yelling the N word.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a famous meme. So anyways, which is weird.
Speaker 1: I understand why he has an OP, but I don't
understand why the guy in the Antifa they I'll tie
you to Antifa persons.
Speaker 2: What do they accomplish it? Nothing? And they don't even
understand that. Nobody in the venue can hear this or cares.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. So when I say it's roadhouse. So you
got a bunch of proud boys in the crowd watching.
Speaker 3: And those guys are they don't f around.
Speaker 2: The funniest part is to show after.
Speaker 1: One of the comedians is really big in this Mexican
biker gang. So the second show is come after the
show after, there's two shows at night. The second show,
all their people are coming in. Okay, all these bikers
show up in motorcycles and the and the Antifa runs off. Yeah,
they just run because they think a biker game's there,
because a biker gang is there. So yeah, prow boys
and biker gangs at the one night. And Terry's like,
I don't know what this is happening.
Speaker 3: It's like how World War one started.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 1: It was the best, It was the best, and then
Antifa just keeps driving by yelling boo fascism, and it's like,
you're the fascist obviously, you're the ones working with NGOs.
You're the ones working with billionaires funded by USA AID
and and and and billionaires, which is the government and
giant the oligarchy working together to censor the population that
is fascist.
Speaker 3: They're literally they're trying to shut people's free speech down.
I mean that used to be the most left of things.
Idea free speech was the the hill that the left
died on.
Speaker 2: And that's my whole thing is like a c l U.
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's not freedom. It's like people mistake
free speech for freedom of expression. The cops are never called,
so nobody's free speech was being violated. What what is
happening here? Is uh, what's the word? What's the word?
Something speak?
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not familiar with with what you're trying to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a term for it, and it's we're like
what they're doing. Yeah, they're trying to control what you
can say and what you can't say.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's.
Speaker 1: What what what the establishment will allow, and and they
are doing that. They they are doing the work of
the established. It like something from uh or yeah, it's
it's it's from orwell oh.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah something speak. So news speak, new speak, bang,
new speak bang. I read that book a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I forget the other thing I had to say,
But yeah, that's that's the story, dude.
Speaker 2: It made me laugh. I had a great time it
was always a pleasure to hang.
Speaker 3: Well, what night was that I would have liked to
have gone on.
Speaker 2: That Saturday night I told you about it. I think
we were I wasn't here, remember I was in Oh, yeah,
you were hanging out here.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go ahead and rip to the news. We
reported that Kathleen Kennedy was stepping down in August. She
is not, in fact stepping down, and.
Speaker 2: None of them do.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving you ever had that friend at the party
has to tell you a thousand times leaving and.
Speaker 2: He never leaves.
Speaker 3: I'm the exact opposite of that. By the way, they
called me irish Johnny.
Speaker 2: That's Joe. Joey just sneaks out. I remember he's doing
my podcast.
Speaker 3: I did that in relationships, by the way, I would
just slowly stop communicating with the girls I was dating
in high school.
Speaker 1: You're cold, Johnny. But we would do podcasts with Joe
Joey Diaz. He's like, oh, use a bathroom, Like bye, Joe,
you have a great day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you on the phone to You're like, oh,
ol ways, somebody's calling me.
Speaker 2: I'll call you back.
Speaker 1: And then the yeah, that's me trying to get the
phone because they come from people that don't want to
talk on the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're the one who called me that's the weird.
Speaker 2: Well, I said what I had to say, and I
wanted to go.
Speaker 1: Can't just can't just say, Johnny, I'm a man who
who is concerned about the amount of words he's using,
because the less words I use in stand up, the
better the joke.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, it's like you got a limited number of
words to supend.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: All right, we got some some weird stuff here. So
Jordan Peterson went on Rogan and said maybe the dumbest
thing anybody said. I that's saying a lot. There's been
a lot of dumb ship said on Rogan this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just play it really quickly. Jordan wearing one
of his trademark suits, gaudy suits. Jordan Peterson a guy
I'm have been a great fan of, an admirer of.
Speaker 2: I think everybody was when he was at the peak
of his thing.
Speaker 1: Probably banging out whatever oxy he was on or whatever.
Speaker 3: Benzos Benzo's Now, do you think that was He's changed
after that?
Speaker 2: Doubtless?
Speaker 3: Do you think that was some kind of humiliation ritual
or something where.
Speaker 2: John great question.
Speaker 1: All I know is is that all these dudes who
made their names off of being anti Cancel culture are
now for cancel culture.
Speaker 2: It is funny, isn't it. And it's going to it's
controlled demolition.
Speaker 3: On one issue in particular, it seems.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just gonna be controlled the opposition.
Speaker 1: I've said this before, and Adam Green, who has been
on timfoil Hat a couple times, mocked me saying, dude,
you're crazy. And Adam's very funny. Adam can be very
funny on Twitter. But I'm telling you the right is
going to get rid of, is going to break away
from Zionism.
Speaker 2: You already see it's starting to happen.
Speaker 3: I hope you're right, but that could lead to the this,
you know, like a schism where they don't the Balkanization
as you like to say, I'm the right, and then
do they have enough plan.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna start seeing it happen more and more,
especially when they start initiating.
Speaker 2: Anti Semitism laws. And I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's like you're not being picked on, You're just not
being treated like everybody else.
Speaker 3: We'll play the clip here. This is what Jordan said.
Speaker 8: And so this is like I can really see this
starting to happen on the right, like I've been tried.
Speaker 10: On the right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I think he's, you know, because I think
he really remember Joe. There was that time where Joe
was having dinner with Sam Harris and I don't know,
Ben Shapiro was everybody.
Speaker 2: I remember distinctly, Sam Harris was there, right. People know
they called it the dark.
Speaker 1: Web at that time. Dark web, Yeah, that's what they
called at the time. Which now there's this dark woke
is the new th is a new thing, dark maga
because the woke right isn't isn't.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like when they did Latina X and everyone's like, no,
I'm not like latin X or whatever that is.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, the Governor's never said LATINX ever.
Speaker 1: Ever likes a thousand times. So they tried to woke
left woke right. It's not working. So now it's dark
dark dark woke.
Speaker 2: Because I think it sounds cool.
Speaker 1: So I think Joe Hans handles this very very well
out of respect for Jordan Peterson. Obviously he likes Jordan Peterson.
I've heard, I haven't heard either way.
Speaker 2: I don't have.
Speaker 1: Any insight into that, just based on watching Joe have
him on many times.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem here, run the clip. I'll tell you
the problem with Jordan Peterson like.
Speaker 8: That, especially on the anti Semitic side, because that's really
where it reared its head first.
Speaker 2: And why is that?
Speaker 8: There's nothing more annoying than a successful minority.
Speaker 9: Now, that's part of it.
Speaker 3: Just like because look he knows, he's like it's almost
like he's man made to say these things because look
what Ny watch how he's like he's uncomfortable with it himself.
Speaker 9: Almost a successful minority.
Speaker 8: Right, that's part of it. I'm going to here, I
get myself in trouble right away too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a yeah, it's a real terrible subject.
Speaker 14: It's interesting because if you don't criticize it enough, you're compromised.
If you criticize you know, it's like when it comes
to anti Semitism, like it's one of those things where
you can't separate. It's it's a religion and it's also
a race, and it's also a government.
Speaker 2: That's where things get weird.
Speaker 14: Right, right, And then there's also the concept of intelligence
agencies and compromise that also gets attached to it, the
manipulation of world markets and money, and there's a lot.
Speaker 3: This is, by the way, Joe very gracefully offering a
response to what Jordan one hundred per se to unpack.
Speaker 14: And then there's regular Jewish people one hundred things said.
Speaker 2: Benjamin calls them Deli Jews.
Speaker 3: That's what you're always saying.
Speaker 8: They're very successful, and so what you would expect from
a purely statistical point of view is you'd expect them
to be overrepresented at the extreme.
Speaker 14: They're also a walled garden, right, meaning meaning it's very
difficult to join. They don't proselytize, they don't try to
get you to join, and they're all very tightly knit.
They call themselves the Klan. They're all like locked in,
you know, Jewish clan, not not kkking. The problem with
that term has been compromised by the QQ cooks, you know,
But I mean it as terms of try community. They're
very tight. This is what I'm you know, they stick together.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 14: Just you understand the history obviously of Nazi Germany and
of persecution in Eastern Europe, like yeah, you have to, yeah,
of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, all.
Speaker 9: These complex things are multi dimensional.
Speaker 8: I mean, you're you're I watched your whole conversation with
Douglas and I thought you guys did a very credible job,
all three of you, of navigating unbelievably choppy waters. So
that's the first thing I'd like to say, because one
of the things I was trying to figure out when
I'm not watching.
Speaker 1: That this is what is happening right now. He just
gave away why he's there. Yeah, and this is this
is why Rogan's so great this because he realizes that
this this topic on this one particular episode hit in
a way that allows a counter to it that wasn't
able to be done on that show.
Speaker 2: Because Douglas Murray again.
Speaker 1: Is was great when he's teeing off on blue haired
college kids, but when he meets somebody who's lived some
life is of the tribe, and it's so funny listening
to Douglas Murray actually like questioning it so called Dave
Smith's jewishness, which is hilarious to me.
Speaker 3: That's like a so called black man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that they do that too. Oh he ain't black.
Oh you're an un called Tom.
Speaker 1: You know, which is like why Dave is so dangerous
because you can't use the same emotional blackmail tricks on him.
Speaker 2: Because he is of the tribe.
Speaker 1: So when he talks about that, when he talks like
he is right now, it's so obvious what he's there for.
Speaker 2: He's yet another another row or another.
Speaker 1: Army being sent in to counter this narrative that is
everywhere right now.
Speaker 3: Do you think I would love to know how the
book can work for this, like if that was he
was originally they were booked in this order, or if
you know Jordan, no, but I would just love them.
Wouldn't you like to know if Jordan was like, hey,
I'd love to come on and get into that, or
if I would love.
Speaker 2: To tell you I don't know that that process was.
Speaker 8: Do I think I could have done a better job
than of any of you, And I certainly didn't walk
away from it with that idea in mind. But then
underneath all that, I thought, there's really a there's a
really unbelievably tricky problem here, and I think that's.
Speaker 2: Why it's made it It called poked.
Speaker 8: Up into well you also set that conversation up, but
it poked up and made itself manifest in that conversation.
And the issue is how do you identify the psychopathic pretenders?
Speaker 9: And it's even worse now and then make a barrier
right now.
Speaker 3: This is where his psychology background fails him because he
tries to pathologize everything, He tries to orient everything in terms.
Speaker 1: Of it is it is talking in a bubble, yes, yeah, yeah,
it's it's basically saying that all these outside variables and
data is not involved in my belief system.
Speaker 3: And you just can't live life that way.
Speaker 1: And you're like, people hate the Jews. We are not
one of those people.
Speaker 2: No, YouTube, we are not. That's a harmful that's a
harmful conspiracy. Harmful conspiracy.
Speaker 3: Six hundred million does.
Speaker 1: But the people six hundred million people died that the
notion that the only reason this group is not liked
is because they're jealous of their success.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, that was the argument they made about
Nazi Germany. And perhaps that could have been true then
when so many people were suffering under the weight of
what happened after World War One. That I don't know
that was part of the narrative, But that is unequivocally
not what is happening right now, we are talking about
a government nothing to do with nobody's even brought right now,
we're talking about the Israeli government that this is god,
I mean, denials.
Speaker 8: Calling for the left to do that for decades, and
they didn't and they couldn't. And the left is not
good at drawing barriers, partly temperamentally. The right is somewhat better,
but there's no shortage of monstrosity there and and so
then the question is how do you how do you
draw the line? And that's kind of what I was
because I've been watching these right wing they're not right wing,
These psychopathic types manipulate the edge of the conservative movement
for their own gain, and a lot of that's cloaked
and sis.
Speaker 1: It's just what is the gain, dude, to be to
be shadow band?
Speaker 2: To be debanked? How many James Lindsay's, Ben.
Speaker 1: Shapiros I would love to know who he chalks about,
Charlie Kirk, who I like to a point he has
blind spots as well, to know, you know, how many
of them have been debanked? How many people on the
other side of this monstrosity have been debanked?
Speaker 3: Dude, I lost my coin base I can't go on
social it's gotta be because of this what we do
I mean, is this right.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you did or how you did
or any of that stuff, but nobody on that side
is being debanked now. The only one who can say
that is Laura Lumer. But she was coming from the
right before this whole discussion going to the left.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, So it's not even this discussion, it's not even
about this topic.
Speaker 3: But I just don't know the psycho is he talking
about like Nick fuint those types? Is that what you think?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And I guess and maybe like Malo Yanopolis, possibly like those,
but those guys are doing more.
Speaker 2: Milo is just a trickster. He just loves chaos. That's
why I like him.
Speaker 3: He's like almost a satirist.
Speaker 2: Like he makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: He follows me on Twitter sometimes he gives me ship
and it makes me laugh. Really, you know, he's he's
a that do you want to talk about a Ronin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's out that guy. No masters, no, none, none
at all.
Speaker 1: He just wants to do his own ship. He's on
nobody's side.
Speaker 8: It's not unique to the right particularly now, yes, yes, yes,
particularly now, and so you know, you've let your curiosity
guide you. Your curiosity and your desire for knowledge, this
quest you've you've let that guide you as a podcaster.
And I'm by the way, I'm trying to work through
exactly the same sort of thing. How do you know,
given your rap radical increase and stature over the last
ten years, how do you know when your curiosity and
even your skepticism about the fact that things aren't the
way that people say they are, because that's certainly been
demonstrated in the last ten years. How do you how
should anyone decide what guardrails to put up?
Speaker 9: Like what do you look for? You do you have
a conceptual system worked out for that?
Speaker 2: Like and what what what do you mean in what way? Well?
How do I look for in terms of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he has such a game of chess totally
because he can't come out and say what he wants
to do say, which is what Douglas Murray opened up with,
why are you platforming these guys? Because he he that.
Speaker 3: Is challenging him to say it.
Speaker 1: That that tactic blew up in this guy's face, so
he knows not to go down that thing.
Speaker 2: So now he's just verbal jerking himself off and.
Speaker 3: Jerking Rogan off by saying it must be so hard
to decide, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's just like this guy said stupid shit
like you remember, like give him hell Yaho, Like imagine
saying that to Netan Yahoo, which is which you remember
when he Remember when Natan Yah who said if we
took at Saddamus saying Milise would become and then four
million people died?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? You remember?
Speaker 1: Because your whole thing, Jordan Peterson right now is that
all of this is going to lead to goose stepping
to ovens. That's what you're you're that's what we know.
At the core you believe, but guess what it did
in fact lead the four million Iraqi's dying a sale
of an impact event, which all we're saying is what
percentage of of being responsible for them is enough that we.
Speaker 2: Can question what really happened?
Speaker 1: What percentage of a foreign intelligence and a foreign government
involvement is enough that we're allowed to finally ask some.
Speaker 3: Questions going forward of their motives? Yes, right, no, totally yeah.
And you would think someone with his background and his uh,
what would you say, his proclivities? You know, you would
think that they would recognize that Israel is only it's
a zero sum game for them, and and they want
to be the winner every time they want they to
advertise everything else burns.
Speaker 1: And your lack of any kind of your inability to
even look at data that says that's possible, that you'll
never understand that Israel treats America the way America treats
Latin America, which is assassinate politicians that don't play ball,
manipulate elections and can try old commerce.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, and and and and also to frame
it in these moral terms where if you are asking
the questions, you're not yeah, yeah, I mean, it's it's
it's absurd.
Speaker 2: But go on, because I'm inviting people onto it.
Speaker 8: And you know you said to Douglas, and I know
this to be true, that you're not really thinking about
the outcome exactly. You're thinking about this is an interesting
person to talk to, and I'd like to go on
that quest.
Speaker 9: But then you have the additional conundrum.
Speaker 8: We're trying to work this out in the daily wire
side of things, too.
Speaker 1: Everything should be Charlie Brown's BAM's voice at this point,
wah wah, wah.
Speaker 2: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah Anti Sava that
wah wah wah wah.
Speaker 3: You know that daily wise really struggling. They're just struggling,
just sitting around there like, oh my god, we're.
Speaker 2: Just trying to work it out.
Speaker 1: Well, we're actually trying to keep the lights on right
now because we're losing We're losing subscribers and money left
and right.
Speaker 2: Can we have that in Yahoo on without people thinking
that once.
Speaker 9: You gain in reach and authority, then.
Speaker 2: How do you know that it's not It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 8: How do you take great care that the people you're
talking to aren't what would you say, eliciting or feeding
a subculture? Yeah, that's right, that that hasn't got the
proper aims.
Speaker 3: How is that his this idea that Tuckle Smurray brought
that up to this idea of of there being like
downstream entities from this that are don't have the same intentions,
like they have negative intent.
Speaker 1: Which is exactly what Sam Harris said on the show
a decade ago or so, or or during the end
of the Iraq War on why the West is morally
superior to Islam.
Speaker 2: Because of our intentions.
Speaker 3: And implied in that is that the value of lives
is different, like that our lives matter more than those people.
Speaker 1: And we, you know, Bankis Banankas on our show literally
said that we love them, but he literally said.
Speaker 2: Some lives are more important than others.
Speaker 3: And Douglas Murray went on what you just said, went
on mar last week and reiterated it. He talked about
how they're a death cult over there. We value life,
they value death.
Speaker 1: And but he doesn't get into the fact that we
funded the death cult and then we just completely manipulate
their country and we funded these extremist schools for the
purpose of creating a death cult so we could have
a boogeyman.
Speaker 3: And we set up situations where those kinds of organizations thrive.
Speaker 1: Yes, we take out the moderates and we supply with
money and arms.
Speaker 3: Kill their parents so that they have no.
Speaker 1: Araumatize these people, destroy their villages, destroy their economy. So
the only job, which is I've always believed this and
I've said before, is what the US, the military Dusser
complex is done with America. Ship out all the jobs.
There's no jobs doing. Job left is become a storm
trooper for the US fucking or the international banking cabal, because.
Speaker 3: How do you get people in your army when when uh,
they'd rather do draft, you know, So I get to
the end.
Speaker 8: Of I guess the legacy media probably worked out out
by having people mediators, right, and guests.
Speaker 9: And that was also back when we could win.
Speaker 4: On when.
Speaker 2: Both opinions on there.
Speaker 9: Now we're in this helter skelter world where everything is the.
Speaker 2: Worst that night, I know they're the worst. I know
which is fascinating, you know, it really is at that point.
Speaker 1: This is my problem with Jordan Peterson and his Smoke
show daughter. Okay, she's pregnant again.
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 3: I'm sure would love to get in.
Speaker 1: Okay, you let what he goes into is this, he
basically goes along the line of crazy conspiracy theorists.
Speaker 2: Right. That is literally along.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he says those exact words, but
that's pretty much the tone of this whole thing, crazy
conspiracy theorists, right. Yeah, And this is coming from a
guy that was in a country that forced him go
to sensitivity training so he knew how to deal with
woke ideas on the internet, and that froze anybody, froze
the banking accounts of anybody that challenged the official narrative
of COVID legal protests. And he ran from there. He
ran from there. Please tell me how what Jordan Peterson
and his smoke show pregnant daughter is saying right now
is any different than the people say about all of
these MS teen people and all of these pro Palstitian
people when they get freaking deported.
Speaker 2: You can't come to his country and criticize it. The
Peterson's are doing that in full force.
Speaker 3: I don't know, And that MS thirteen things seems designed
just to cause the.
Speaker 2: Reaction because nonlinear warf.
Speaker 3: This guy that they've picked is the perfect example nonlinear warf.
He's got these aspects of you know, how he's lived
his life, what he does for his job. You know
that you're like, oh, this is just a hard working
family guy, and then you like, then you really realize
he's got these tattoos on his knuckles that suggest the
gang if you believe it.
Speaker 1: And he's also has been arrested while in a human
trafficker's car and he hasn't shown up twice.
Speaker 3: He was in a car coming back with like five people.
All of them had addresses the same address that and
they were all like adult working age and they and
they I think they all and and he had all
their pass something like that. It was very suspicious, of
course it is. Yeah, he was suspected of human trafficking. Yeah,
but he didn't get charged, but he was suspected of it.
Speaker 2: But it's the perfect nonlinear war.
Speaker 3: Texas too, like the East Coast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 1: Funny to decide that hates families. Is like bringing up
that he's a family man.
Speaker 3: And did you see his wife was on the news
with straight hand We showed it, I think, right, and.
Speaker 1: Then she every picture she covers, she puts hearts over
his Tattoosh, isn't that great? Like, dude, it's so obvious
what you're doing.
Speaker 3: And straight and straight hand brings up like, hey, didn't
he takes some swings that you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did he have a didn't you get a restraining
order against her?
Speaker 3: She just freezes, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's not easy on her.
Speaker 3: Well, and it is. Now we are at this, but.
Speaker 1: Let me say something, Johnny, I listen, this is the
plan is to get you, okay, to not do due process.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I was gonna say the people. I
said that he has to get them back, and Trump
is just like, nah, not doing it.
Speaker 1: I like, I've gotten This gets into what do we
do there that the Kings think they're above the law,
And this is why you have to push back on it.
That was Remember when we had the guy that just
came on, Michael Hoffman talking about Hitler. Hitler's whole thing
was that he his whole argument in court was he's
above the law. This is exactly what Trump is trying
to do. And this is exactly what Obama did, Clinton's did,
the Bushes did, and the Bidens did.
Speaker 2: George Bush death gult. I'm just telling you, guys, once.
Speaker 1: You start to think it's okay for people that you
hate not to have due process, this is why back
in the day when the ACLU was really good, they defended.
Speaker 2: The worst of the worst.
Speaker 1: Nazi Nazis files the worst of the worst, okay, indeed,
because you have to defend the law for the worst
and worse, because once you compromise your principles on that,
then they come back and use it against you.
Speaker 2: They did to the left when they were okay with both.
Speaker 1: Forcing people to not have body autonomy for the sure
and then the other one was January sixth, defendants being
just pulled out of their house thrown in jail without
due process.
Speaker 2: Like Star Wars. It really is.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're slowly seeing the Okay, next story powers
Gretchen Whitmer appeared in the oval office and didn't want
to be in the office. That just covers her face
with binders.
Speaker 2: This is why it's everything is just theater. No one
standing around her. Did she did? She cover her face
so long ago she didn't really realize. Everybody left the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point, isn't it. I also love
what Trump is. Trump added all his gold ship to
the over office, which is just some true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just all theater stupid.
Speaker 3: But yeah, she went there to get something done with
him and didn't want to give him the satisfaction of
being photographed next to her.
Speaker 1: I wonder she brought that weird chick that she was
doing fucking weird BDSM feedings to Oh this is what
I wanted to talk about, which was a perfect time.
I took down a video off of Instagram crowd Yeah
crowd working, in which the crowd was just weird in
the oar, and it was just a weird crowd, and
I started crowdworking because the jokes just weren't hitting.
Speaker 2: So this guy was just really.
Speaker 1: Really just like not having a fun time because the
guy next to him was laughing so hard.
Speaker 2: That's how weird the crowd was.
Speaker 1: That a guy having a good time was making everybody uncomfortable.
So I did this prayer with him, in which I
prayed to God to help him have fun, kill it
in life, and bang the chick next to him. I
had three people tell me it was blasphemy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, technically, so I took it down.
Speaker 1: It is okay the fourth person because I don't want
to piss off to Christians, because I'm a Christian and
I don't want to piss off the Lord.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it issous.
Speaker 2: I do wonder though I can't say help this mother
pray here? Were you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But was it was it that I said, lem Banga's chick?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably like help him commit?
Speaker 2: So the God doesn't I listen, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I took it down. God doesn't. God doesn't have any
sense of humor.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. That's what I was about to say,
is that I think people really underestimate the humor of
the Creator. I mean, anyway, it was funny, and the
the people I trust that say that the Lord has
a great sense of humor. George Santos, our friend read
in the Arms of the Angel here that we have
some sad music still on this board.
Speaker 2: I can't remember in.
Speaker 3: The Goodbye to George Santos, he's going to be going away.
He's going to be going to college.
Speaker 2: Poor guy, poor guy.
Speaker 3: The infamous uh liar George Santos, the former UH I
remember of the House of Representatives, sentenced to seven years
in prison for fraud and identity left disgrace. This is
from AP. Disgraced former US representative George Santos was sent
its Friday to over seven years in prison.
Speaker 2: He's a wild one, oh boy, sobbing.
Speaker 3: As he learned his punishment for the crimes that led
to his expulsion from Congress. Santos pled guilty last summer
to federal wire fraud and aggravated I aggravated identity theft
lou He appealed from mercy in a federal court a
short drive from his old congressional district. He said through tears,
that he was humbled and chastened and understood that he
had betrayed his constituents trust. He said, I offer my
deepest apologies. I cannot rewrite the past.
Speaker 1: Did he say he was Jewish and someone nine to
eleven and none of that was true?
Speaker 3: But I can't he lied over and over. Yes, but
I can control the road ahead.
Speaker 1: The imagine go to jail for lying as a politician,
and you're like in jail and just all these politicians
are just all liars.
Speaker 3: Joanna Cybert, the judge wasn't convinced. She said, where is
your remorse? Where do I see it? It's always someone
else's fault. The New York Republican must report to prison.
July twenty fifth. He did not respond to reporters' questions.
He said, let me see on X. He said that
I believe seven years is an over the top, politically
influenced sentence, and I implore the President Trump gives me
a chance to prove I'm more than the mistayble. Everybody's
just trying to get on Trump now that they know
he can do well.
Speaker 1: My old thing is like you're sending a gay man
the prison, like he's just going.
Speaker 2: It's like a gay cruise. He's just gonna be there.
Speaker 1: He's like the only thing that sucks for him is
the food outside that it's gonna be yards yards a
man ass yards.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's the ass. He's interesting.
Speaker 1: Like I tweeted it, it's like it's like, say a
gay man a prison is like send a gay man
to on a cruise, but but instead of a boat,
there there's a jail.
Speaker 2: It's a prison. He's just gonna have the best tie.
Speaker 3: That's something he says. This is the hardest. This is
on Twitter. This is the hardest statement I have ever written.
I write this humble, chasen and fully accountable for choices
that shattered the faith so many placed in me. I
betrayed the confidence and trusted to me by many. For that,
I offer my deepest apology.
Speaker 2: When I played.
Speaker 3: Guilty, I did so without reservation. I said then, and
I repeat now, that my conduct betrayed me. You know,
it's just all a bullshit because look at he's still
got pants on fire with George Santos is the name
of his book, I guess podcast. Yeah, So are you really?
Speaker 2: If I was your brand? If I was Trump I would.
I would pull him into the White House.
Speaker 1: Go I'm gonna give you a pardon, okay, but you
have to be an attack dog. And if you don't,
tack dog will find more things and we'll you'll go
and it will be even a worse jail sentence. But
I need you to be attack doc. I need you
to just go and attack everyone who attacks me. If
I don't see that, you will be in jail.
Speaker 2: Look at this, he tweeted, t I will go this.
I'm gonna give you a pardon, but it's more of
a probation.
Speaker 1: And if I feel like you violated your probation, you
will do your seven years, all of it.
Speaker 2: I don't think he can. Can you do that? Well, dude,
I'm right, dude. He guy thinks he's King Trump could
do whatever he wants. I'm doing. I'm making a new pardon,
Trump pardon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna a little gold card you get and
you Trump pardon.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: He wrote a tweet to Cameo the other day. Uh,
Santos did so my supporters on CAMEO, thank you for
the amazing reception of the last sixteen months together. We
broke several glass ceiling Yeah, with your support, we hold
most of the records on the app, and thank you.
I have disabled the ability to make new requests as
I am unsure when I will be able to fulfill them.
Speaker 2: And he was.
Speaker 3: He was getting so many requests on cameo that he
could not fulfill them. Look at look at he would
do famously really funny pardons on cameo.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, dude, the guy is just a
wild card.
Speaker 3: He's a weird dude.
Speaker 2: Man, He's.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, did you read the show he was doing too.
He was like forging names to donate to his campaign
and like stealing identities to really not sh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's a crazy person.
Speaker 3: Okay, we did the MS thirteen tattoo Santo sentence. The
Pope has passed away after they shoved him out there
on Easter to give that barely delivered that speech.
Speaker 2: You know that twink that fuck does that. Oh no,
I'm not as in as social as you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a guy does conspiracies and everyone steals his stuff.
Speaker 2: We did the thing on him a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, yah, yeah,
we did that.
Speaker 1: He did something that like the actual time of death
was different and that he probably died in Brazil.
Speaker 2: They wasn't even him and Hitler look wild. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the whole thing is just weird. And anyone
who follows him is shady as shit.
Speaker 3: Paul is the Pope? You mean any Catholic is shady
a ship?
Speaker 1: Well, dude, anybody get into that position is shady at ship.
Of course, it's like the equival of the White House. Dude,
fat jd JD. Van's assassinating the Pope is my favorite.
Speaker 2: This, I'm fantasy if they have his here.
Speaker 3: He is doing this appearance on Easter and he's just
I mean, they claim that he insisted on doing this,
but I mean really, okay, I mean he could bear.
He dies literally a day later after this, and he
looks it.
Speaker 1: Tony val who's that guy that that goes out and
sings that he can't even do the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Franky Valley. Yeah, look at they have a silver
plated microphone for him. Dude, isn't that funny? It's special
be a religion of humility and they have a silver plate.
Speaker 1: They got gold all over the place. They have all
the all the knowledge in there lives of the.
Speaker 3: Place that Jesus would come in and turn the tables over.
Speaker 2: If he was if he.
Speaker 3: Look at his chin, Dude, he looks like a catfish
or something.
Speaker 2: Dude, tell me it's a gay club without telling me
ports George.
Speaker 1: Look at that guy. That guy looks like George. He
just went to the wrong place. Look at you'll look
at all those George Santos.
Speaker 2: And then they like the other guy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he was just clearly on death doorstep. It's
gonna be interesting now. But do you think they try
to go more that way like left and liberal?
Speaker 2: No, I think they're gonna go the other way. I
think so too. Yeah, I'm anticipating that. Yeah, they're gonna
get the black pope.
Speaker 3: Oh you think you think we're we're going really that way?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Are you ready for black black dot com?
Speaker 6: Pope?
Speaker 3: I wanted to show you this.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: I just saw this great story about how cool a
guy Johnny cash wash. This is not news, but this
is a minute clip here from Chris Christopherson.
Speaker 2: It just tells you what a stellar guy was.
Speaker 3: I was the janitor in mc cordon documentary about Johnny
can Oh my god. Christofferson was a janitor in the
recording studio.
Speaker 2: That's the setting.
Speaker 1: That sounds like that guy at ESPN who was just
a janitor and they made him a uh talking head.
Speaker 2: Oh no, don't know. Yeah, yeah, what's his name? You
can look it up, but go on play. I got was.
Speaker 10: I was the janitor in mccordon studio where John recording.
Almost got fired one time because a couple of songwriters
crashed the session and uh, they were trying to pitch
him a gospel album and and for some reason, the
the woman who was the secretary to the producer, blamed
me for letting him in there and.
Speaker 2: Tried to get me fired.
Speaker 10: And so the next night my boss came down and said,
I don't think you should go to John's session tonight,
and which was heartbreaking for me because I lived for
those recording sessions. But I understood, and I hid down
the vault of the recording studio and was erasing tapes
down there, doing some kind of busy work. And John
appeared down there in the basement. He said, I understand
you're not coming to the session. I said, no, I
got a lot of work to do down here.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 10: He said, well, I just wanted to tell you I'm
not going to record until you come up there. So
I had to go up and sit on the floor.
And here I was the janitor, right and I'm sitting
on the floor and this woman was who tried to
get me fired, was watching me. The whole session.
Speaker 4: Is the most.
Speaker 10: Uncomfortable I've ever been in my life. But I thought
it was the measure of the man. He's always stood
up for the underdog.
Speaker 3: I love I do too. I love that story. I
just heard that. I saw it on social media the
other day and I just thought, what a great and
this is this woman. I mean, it's just a story
as a tale, is all as time, this woman trying
to get some guy fired, wielding her power.
Speaker 2: Over a janitor, blaming, blaming the guy with no power.
Yeah for the fuck up, Johnny Cash, you.
Speaker 3: Know, rest in peace to both those guys.
Speaker 1: I I think you're going to see a return to
this stuff where where originality and authenticity will will find
uh find a market.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: There will always be you know, processed entertainment, but there's
now space for people to be authentic and be real.
There are people in comedy like that, like fluffies like this.
He's like really nice taking care of people. Nay Bergatzi
is like one hundred.
Speaker 2: Percent like that loves him.
Speaker 1: He loves going and helping, like all of these comics making.
He goes on the road, dude, and he takes his
old roommates with him on the road.
Speaker 3: Nate Bergazi does. Yeah, but like open for him or
just to hang out.
Speaker 2: In these arenas opening for him. That's cool, that's dude.
Speaker 1: He's that's why he's where he's at. And dude, I
say it's about Rogan all the time. It's like Rogan
has been able to keep what he's got because he
gave it away.
Speaker 2: He's the Tree of Rogan. Whoever is smart enough to
do that book and make that doc Oh, it's a
great name for it, the Tree of Rogan. Yeah, I
like that. Yeah, I mean it's amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay, last few thy I'll say some things for it
next week. So three weeks ago we learned that Klaus
Schwab is stepping down from the World Economic Form and
now they've launched a probe into his behavior after a
few whistleblower allegations. The World Economic Forum announced on Tuesday
that has launched an investigation into its founder Klaus Schwab
following a whistleblower letter alleging misconduct by the former chairman.
The announcement came a day after he stepped down. He's
eighty seven. The Wall Street Journal, which first reported the probe,
said an anonymous letter sent last week to the WEF's
board raised concerns about its governance and workplace culture, including
allegations that the Schwab family mixed their personal affairs with
the forum's resources without proper oversights.
Speaker 2: Sounds like they can't believe possibly.
Speaker 3: Embezzling money or something. The WEF takes these allegations seriously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't don't steal our solen money.
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny? So Klaus Schwab now is finally out.
This is what happens if you, if you dance with
that side of you know, that darkness, you will outlive
your usefulness.
Speaker 1: And that's when and his brand is dead. And that's
what really got him out. Well he's eighty seven to That's.
Speaker 3: What That's what I mean by outliving your usefuls. You know,
you lose your influence that once your brand.
Speaker 2: Once you like, have you noticed that Bill Gates has
kind of been faded out, phased.
Speaker 1: Out, and that Sam Alten guys and Peter Thiel are
are kind of even, and even your boy Eli Musk
is kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, so he was talking this week about going back
and spending more time with his companies than than in
being in the government this course, Yeah, uh there was
Uh Bill Gates, did.
Speaker 2: You get in the Tesla while I was down? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I've been in been buying into
it for a while. Yeah, uh, Bill Gates did. He
has supported this idea. That is my the next story
I wanted to talk about. In the EU and specifically
the UK, they are going to launch experiments where they
work on geo engineering blocking out the sun to prevent
what they're now calling they've they've you know, we went
from client it.
Speaker 2: Changed global warming, climate change.
Speaker 3: Now we have have you heard it global boiling, A
global boiling job?
Speaker 2: Yeah, suns whold job.
Speaker 1: Oh that's deadber esg was the thing and then that
that got demon ice.
Speaker 3: So they're like, DEI, well it's global boiling. UK scientists
are going to launch an outdoor I mean we're indoor
outdoor geo engineering.
Speaker 2: Yes, we don't have a say in any of it.
Speaker 3: As part of a fifty million pound government funded program
the experiments will be small scale and rigorously assess.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: But they're talking about uh yeah, blocking out the sunlight
reaching Earth's surface, for example, by launching clouds of reflective
particles like they haven't been doing this already into the
atmosphere or using this is a harmful conspiracy theory being
reported by the Guardian, by the way, uh using seawater
sprays to make clouds brighter as what they're talking about.
Speaker 2: They're just idiots, dude.
Speaker 3: Now this is reported by the Guardian. The stuff that
if you talked about it fifteen years ago, people will
call you a kook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and remember what ment o. Weather manipulation isn't real,
right everything.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the trailer for the new Jordan Peele?
I sent it to you.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's it's about maybe sacrifice like what we talk about
on TFAH, sacrifice like for athletes and stuff. This I
just want to show it to you. Really, I think,
did you You didn't watch this? I sent it to you.
Speaker 2: You don't watch it?
Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you want this? I said? Do you want this?
If you want to transcend the game, you have to
dig deep.
Speaker 13: Your mind, your body, have to be a sink.
Speaker 2: Callan is how hard you're willing to work?
Speaker 13: No days off? Mostly we grind. I'm never good enough.
I'm never good enough. That's how great people think. H
So you're gonna have to ask yourself what am I
willing to sacrifice? It's a fucking game.
Speaker 2: I love the way it's from me?
Speaker 9: Is everything?
Speaker 2: Do you walk us?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 2: You fucking say it?
Speaker 4: Show me?
Speaker 3: Look at at the pentagram down there, dude.
Speaker 2: That could be a lot right there. What do you
think revelation of the method? Brother?
Speaker 3: It feels like it doesn't It sure does.
Speaker 1: And this is what we're seeing though you know, you
know there's always this famous stories about blues blues artists
selling their soul to the devil suddenly they know how
to play guitar. And now we see this in hip
hop and I think it's why hip hop is struggling
so hard right now, because it's gotten so satanic and it's.
Speaker 2: But what what what you know?
Speaker 1: And this is again why I love even though I
don't necessarily like what the message of this movie is.
I don't like that shit, but I will say this,
I love that it's it's it's this new brand of
urban entertainment that is flipping it and it's not again,
and I'll say it in a nice way, simplistic entertainment.
The beauty of like urban let's say comedy is like
these their masters had taken this the simplest ship that
we all experience, and they could do a ten minute
bit on it, like Sindbad was a master.
Speaker 2: That Chris Rock to repeat, but Chris.
Speaker 1: Rock has I love Chris Rock and I would I
have I will never ever. Oh dude, this is the
next day I want to talk about. Okay, I'm just
gonna say this. The masters like Tony Rock, right, Tony
Rock can take shit and do fucking ten minutes on it.
Speaker 2: And you're like, why didn't I come up with that?
Speaker 1: That's the best comment and best another comics and say,
I wish I'd come up with that.
Speaker 2: I wish I'd come up with that.
Speaker 1: And I see Tony Rock do that all the time.
And it's the biggest problem I have when I do
comedy is that I've seen so much comedy that I'm
constantly trying to come up with what I think at
the moment is an original thought.
Speaker 2: You'll make yourself crazy doing that. Well, Johnny I am crazy.
Speaker 1: So the whole point is is that I love this ship.
And even though I don't necessarily agree with what it's what,
it's shining a light on because it's super dark.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's glorifying it though, yeah, I know,
I know. I mean, we don't know yet.
Speaker 1: But it's like when we had a Bishop Lion Ghetis
on and he was talking about brother Brother Johnny brother
the the Mexican guy, and Brother Tripoly Broxvier.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Xavier brother Xavier.
Speaker 1: Okay, he was talking about Kobe Bryant and dark shit.
He's talking about Lebron James and dark shit, and now
everyone's starting to talk about I can't tell you how
many times people send me the Bishop Larry Gators video
and they've just chopped up that episode and put it out.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just if you could say it's on timpail hat,
that would be fun.
Speaker 2: It would help us with numbers, but I need number Sam.
Speaker 1: I have one hundred and fifty million listen hundred week
fifty million Peoplehow dot com do you understand the power
of the Bishop Larry Gator show? But he was right
on that stuff regards of what you think of him
and his his if you think he has alternative motives,
he's a psychopath. But he he was, he was pointing
this out a long time ago. If you've been saying
this forever, selling your soul. Yeah, and it's like, how
much do we see that bathmint symbol being projected in
the ship?
Speaker 2: You know'd you see that Verizon Wireless.
Speaker 1: Got busted hosting the third annual Moloch What convention?
Speaker 2: Do it? Verizon Wireless? Third Annual Moloch Convention.
Speaker 1: Now you go to the page. It's been deleted because
they got so much pushback on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, you what I got?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's out there, but it's been it's been deleted. Yeah,
so you go there, that's on the website and they've
deleted it because they got so much shit for it.
Speaker 2: But look at that. Yeah, it's been it's been delayed.
Speaker 3: This is about something called Moloch Software.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, Johnny, great show again.
Speaker 2: Go to my website, Samram, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Everybody, the famous Moloch software. This might have a screencap
of Nope, okay you know they boy, they scrubbed that clean. Yeah, well, okay,
Moloch on formally Molock is a large scale, open source
full packet capturing, indexing and databases.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why do you call it moloch? That's a
good question.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, go again, go to Sam Trible dot
com grab tickets in my live shows and uh yeah, dude,
so much shits going on? Is Sam Trible dot com.
I'm gonna start doing a whole bunch of dates. Dude,
very excited talking to some people, getting some shit going.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. Let's see if that was some guy. Uh,
what do you got coming up?
Speaker 2: I'll put it in. Let's saying all the dates.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so guys go to Sam Turley dot com.
You can grab all the dates there. We have the
Revival coming up. I'm very excited about that stand up
comedy at Bellflower at Sam Comedy Club, tim fall Hat,
and then we have the American Comedy coming. Yeah, it's
been moved to they're doing it. Yeah, it's been it's
been moved. So the old jew one, don't look at
that one. I got to tell them to take it down.
Oh no, that's it. Yeah, July seventeenth to the nineteenth,
Well is the new date for the comedy show. So
in San Diego, grab tickets to that.
Speaker 3: Now, somebody bought a sounds gay I'm in T shirt today.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: It's a great shirt.
Speaker 3: Finally we find maybe our third one or something like that.
By it does haven't been moving exactly.
Speaker 2: No, none of them are all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, I love you Johnny word
when in word molock in sinners.
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