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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, I need to start off by just saying

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<v Speaker 1>that I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>We said we'd be more consistent, and we let you down.

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<v Speaker 1>We said we'd really work on our production quality and

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<v Speaker 1>our content, and we let you down. And I know

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<v Speaker 1>for a fact that the three of you out there

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<v Speaker 1>were kind of like what happened? And the truth is,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Life gets in the way, and somehow,

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<v Speaker 1>by the grace of God, we made it through this

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<v Speaker 1>with the skin of our teeth. So here we are

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<v Speaker 1>apology from me, Austin, and be like from the depths

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<v Speaker 1>of our heart, the way down, deep down in our heart,

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<v Speaker 1>we just we just really want to say to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey guys, Hey guys, welcome to episode fifty fifty the

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<v Speaker 2>Big Five.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, that's like a that's like a milestone, episode

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<v Speaker 2>fifty of the streams Thing podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like half of one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's been hard, Austin, it's been very hard

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<v Speaker 2>to like to like get in and record and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And this episode should be really special because it is

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<v Speaker 2>episode fifty and that's a milestone. I mean, not all

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<v Speaker 2>podcasters that are hacked like us reach fifty episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, reach fifty episodes and still maintain such a small listener.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like all fifty of them. Yeah, it's like fifty

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<v Speaker 2>to fifty. It's like a double fifty. Yeah, yeah, sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, I it is fun and like your

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<v Speaker 2>you know your apology at the beginning, it has been

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<v Speaker 2>really hard to get in the studio. You had COVID,

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<v Speaker 2>I got COVID, the Rona, I got the Rona. There

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<v Speaker 2>you go, yeah, the Rona nineteen yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And even worse than that, people have been graduating.

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<v Speaker 2>Graduating, and they people have been having birthdays. And then

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<v Speaker 2>we've been trying to do things for my dad, who

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<v Speaker 2>passed away very early this year, trying to get things

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<v Speaker 2>settled at his house, and it's chaotic, it has so

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<v Speaker 2>I've been out of town a lot at my dad's place,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to go through things, and it's just been tough.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and even going forward, it's not going to get easy.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife leaves for New York tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, and then I'm going camping.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm going camping with you next week. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe we can get an episode up. There'd be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something strange up there. By Don Lee and Cascade Idaho.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a cousin who lives up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe there's some weird creature that lives in the lake

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<v Speaker 2>Lake Cascade. You know, if there's not, let's make up

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<v Speaker 2>a creature that lives in the lake. Because we're acts.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do that. We can make up whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, what should we call it? What should we call

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<v Speaker 2>the creature that lives in Cascade Lake? The creature of

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<v Speaker 2>Cascade Lake. Oh, that's so creative. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen King, I think we should do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'd be cool. So anyway, we're gonna go up

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<v Speaker 2>there and catch the Lake Cascade monster creature creature, the

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<v Speaker 2>creature creature, and we're gonna just I'm try to just

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<v Speaker 2>catch my life back. Yeah, I've been so stretched. I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't say necessarily depressed, although I mean, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 2>close to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel thin?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel thin, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Over too much bread.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like a shadow of a man that I

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<v Speaker 2>used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like an awesome song. We could write music.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the shadow of the man that I used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>It's certain.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I feel like. Wid I drowned in the seamusic.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we already got a symphony. What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>What's it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Super weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like destiny. It's like it's calling us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the shadow of the man I used to be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad says, it's destiny. There you go, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's fun. Hey, And if you don't know, we

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<v Speaker 2>are doing an open mic and Austin episode in honor

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<v Speaker 2>of our fiftieth episode and out of an assessin and

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<v Speaker 2>also because we never could get to Massacre Rocks to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about water babies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a been a challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're gonna do it. We're gonna get there. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna you know, I really want to go there. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I just got to say, as you enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>your drink and I'll enjoy mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, don't slurp it now.

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<v Speaker 2>I was good. But we're gonna go to mask of

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<v Speaker 2>Rocks and talk about water babies and a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>about the history of Massacre Rocks and that's gonna be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>But that'll be down the road a little bit now,

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<v Speaker 2>on the road when we can get there, because we

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<v Speaker 2>thought we'd get there two weeks ago and I got

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<v Speaker 2>the rona.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is a very notification day.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is just coming up dings ding What a dinghy day,

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<v Speaker 2>ding dung day. Speaking of dingy days, I had a

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<v Speaker 2>thought today while I was sitting in church. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>because today is Sunday, we're recording this well kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was sitting there thinking about life and life

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<v Speaker 2>is hard, right, and a lot of weird things happen

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<v Speaker 2>in life, and you do a lot of things in

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<v Speaker 2>life to cope with the weird and hard things that

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<v Speaker 2>are in life. And I was sitting there thinking about this,

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<v Speaker 2>pondering it. And you know, on one hand, you got

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<v Speaker 2>the theological view that everything happens for a reason, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you have the other view, which is that nothing

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<v Speaker 2>happens for a reason. It's all you know, random chance

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<v Speaker 2>of accident. And I was just trying to like come

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<v Speaker 2>to some kind of happy middle ground as I sat there, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was thinking about that, and I thought, man,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a strange thought. Why am I sitting in

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<v Speaker 2>church instead of listening to the guy who's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be telling me about whyse spiritual things? Wow, a spiritual thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I sitting here thinking of such a strange thing?

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<v Speaker 2>And that got me thinking we should talk about on

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<v Speaker 2>our open mic strange thoughts. So I was wondering, Austin,

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<v Speaker 2>what are some of the strangest thoughts you have or

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<v Speaker 2>had that you can recall and if you're having a

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<v Speaker 2>hard time that I could throw out one that I

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<v Speaker 2>have quite often and hear about that. No, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a PG thirteen at tops right now, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about, you know, the existence of life

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<v Speaker 2>and reality? What is it? I think about this quite often, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>and part of it is because of my background as

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<v Speaker 2>a video game developer. And in video games, you're playing

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<v Speaker 2>as a character in the video game, and there are

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<v Speaker 2>other characters in the game called n PCs, non playing characters, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and they are program to do certain things. And then

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<v Speaker 2>also when you look at a video game what you

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<v Speaker 2>see on the screen, that is what the computer program

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<v Speaker 2>behind the scenes is actually drawing. And it uses this

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<v Speaker 2>thing called clipping distance, so it only draws what you

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<v Speaker 2>see out to a certain distance. Beyond that there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was thinking, I wonder if life is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like that. What if I am the character of

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<v Speaker 2>a game, not an NPC, because I am a playing character,

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<v Speaker 2>I am the PC, and I am in this simulation

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<v Speaker 2>of life. This creation like a giant virtual world, and

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<v Speaker 2>only the things that I see and experience are actually

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<v Speaker 2>being drawn while I look at them, which would mean

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<v Speaker 2>that behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Me a narcissistic point.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's totally narcissistic, but that means that behind

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<v Speaker 2>me right now, there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now there's a picture. I can see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you can see it, but I can't see it,

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<v Speaker 2>So it might not really be either, because you might

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<v Speaker 2>be an NPC telling me that there's something behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>This sounds like the beginning of a guy who like

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<v Speaker 1>blows up the school. Like he started thinking of these things,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he thought the government, which was actually aliens,

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at it and checking him, so he had

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<v Speaker 1>to test it, and he had to save all the

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<v Speaker 1>non playable characters from becoming bad guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so I see what you're going there with.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about it this way too. If you are in

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<v Speaker 2>a simulation, what if instead of me being the only

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<v Speaker 2>playing character, what if all of us humans are PCs

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<v Speaker 2>playing characters and the only thing that is drawn in

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<v Speaker 2>front of us are the parts of the simulation. I

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<v Speaker 2>know scientists have been talking about that we live in

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<v Speaker 2>a simulation. Very like new No, no, no, but maybe

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of it as more like a video game

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of new for people that play, like I

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<v Speaker 2>know you do Halo.

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<v Speaker 1>Halo would represent my social boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Dogs, See that dog is not really barking. He's

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<v Speaker 2>not really existing. It's just an uible que that's coming

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<v Speaker 2>through the door because I can't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Slammy Hagar walking through the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Slammy Hagar. That's going to be doing some laundry here

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<v Speaker 2>in a second. Yeah, oh is it that, Slamy Hagar. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's your brother in law. It's not really real. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all programmatic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not real man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So do you ever have have you ever had

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<v Speaker 2>that thought? Now, way before I ever heard scientists talking

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<v Speaker 2>about that we live in a virtual simulation scientist, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>before that. I had this thought a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean like I'm talking the nineteen like late eighties

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<v Speaker 2>and early nineties. Woo, this is before the Matrix came

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<v Speaker 2>out the movie. What if the universe exists for me

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<v Speaker 2>so that I could experience and it's like a giant

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<v Speaker 2>test that you're going through, what will you do? And

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<v Speaker 2>then at the end when the incomes whatever that is,

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<v Speaker 2>whether it's death or you know, the world explodes or

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<v Speaker 2>the black hole swallows up everything. I don't know, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is, what if? At that point, that's when you

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<v Speaker 2>replay your test to see if you've graduated.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, your thoughts are way more in depth. Random thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>It was strange, random, strange thought. It's got to be strange.

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<v Speaker 1>It's strange. Okay, okay, yeah, my life and I were

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there by the fireplace, just messing around on our phones,

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<v Speaker 1>eating some your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just sitting there and missed around.

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<v Speaker 1>And she told me something about her friend or something.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're pregnant or whatever. That's what happens if you

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<v Speaker 1>miss around. But anyway, and I was like, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And a couple of minutes later, I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>would be a really cool name for like a reggae band,

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<v Speaker 1>reggae band neon Fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, huh yeah. I like that. Neil Fish.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink drink think, drink think see my mind, my yo,

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<v Speaker 1>dink fish.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. Yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought that was funny. I thought, that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>meant by random strange thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I was just thinking, you know, people have strange thoughts, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, look at any like serial killer, they

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<v Speaker 1>Or religion or religion, pick.

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<v Speaker 2>Your strangeness, and those are all thoughts that take place

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<v Speaker 2>inside of our head. I was just thinking, what are

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<v Speaker 2>I just talked about incessantly.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a you talked about it for a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I have a lot to say. I've lived longer, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I should have.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it that what they say? A wise man runs

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<v Speaker 2>What is it better to be a fool with few

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<v Speaker 2>words than all with lots of words? To make it obvious?

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<v Speaker 1>Lives pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around

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<v Speaker 2>That's a strange thought. I always say it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Cow cow mouh cow chick.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I like this creature of Cascade like idea

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it should be like the typical you

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<v Speaker 1>The Latest Monster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, like a reptilian snake, sea eel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, no, it's got to be different. I think

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<v Speaker 2>maybe like a giant sea crab with pinchers.

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<v Speaker 1>I think crabs are pretty well with salt limited. I know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>crowdads I was sinking it'd be cool if we just

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<v Speaker 1>freaked people out. The creature of Cascade Lake flies mm hm,

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<v Speaker 1>And well why would he because he uses Cascade Lake

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<v Speaker 2>Does he does? He eat out of the air, out

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<v Speaker 2>of the water he gets which he can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he gets boaters and he gets.

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<v Speaker 2>Some under or above the water boaters or divers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's just so many divers at Cascade.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be a like a tick like creature that's bloodsucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Flying scorpion tailed tick. Remember that we talked about at

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<v Speaker 2>So interesting things, uh coming preview if we can get out.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a drone. Yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually were planning on doing an open mic kind

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<v Speaker 1>of about your drone.

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<v Speaker 2>And yes, yeah, we were going to talk about the drone.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also picked up a GoPro because we thought, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, since we have so many listeners, we should

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<v Speaker 2>try to get even more listeners and come up with

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<v Speaker 2>a YouTube channel and then we could have like twice

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<v Speaker 2>the people both listen and watch are awesome videos that

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<v Speaker 2>we were going to take. But we haven't done anything yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I did chase your mom around with the drone while

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<v Speaker 2>she was out in the bike park.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was pretty cool until I forgot to put

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<v Speaker 2>the antenna's up on the drone, so it got about

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<v Speaker 2>a mile away and then.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>It had no reception actually, so then it's like, what

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<v Speaker 2>does it do? What does it do when you goes

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<v Speaker 2>beyond your ability to control it? What happens to the drone?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was thinking, oh my gosh, I'm never going

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<v Speaker 2>to find this thing, and it cost way too much

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<v Speaker 2>money and here it is out there. It's probably gonna

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<v Speaker 2>crash and burn. But then I look down and on

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<v Speaker 2>my little monitor it said drone out of range returning home.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh, my gosh, does that mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna fly all the way over to my home?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's your.

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<v Speaker 2>Launch point and I should have read this before I

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<v Speaker 2>let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>Instructions are important.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had COVID at the time, so I was impaired.

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<v Speaker 2>And so this drone house with COVID, Well that's why

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<v Speaker 2>we went to a bike park where there was no people,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was going to ride her bike. And then

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<v Speaker 2>the next day she got Corona. Yeah, she got the

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<v Speaker 2>rona the next day, and then we were, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>basically trapped in the house watching Netflix for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix and fever chills.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we were vaccinated. We didn't do the booster shots,

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<v Speaker 2>but we had her first and second vaccination. And then

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<v Speaker 2>your sister who also I think they've even been boosted.

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<v Speaker 2>They got it. And then you, who has not been vaccinated,

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<v Speaker 2>but you did have Corona earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got correct.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't get timber, You didn't you guys your family

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<v Speaker 2>didn't catch it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nobody in my family. My wife got sick and

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<v Speaker 1>we took you know, at home tests, but she got

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<v Speaker 1>sick for like that day and the stay she felt fine,

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<v Speaker 1>So it was kind of weird. Yeah, the vaccinated people,

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<v Speaker 1>it's strange.

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<v Speaker 2>And actually I read an article in the news yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>that there's like a spike in the vaccinated people that

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<v Speaker 2>are getting the new variants. Interesting where not so many

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<v Speaker 2>of the non vaccinated people are getting this new variant.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, that sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's hilarious. Kind of makes you wonder if it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was worth it. Oh well, well, you know, we could

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<v Speaker 2>go down this political quagmire hole. But well it is,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it is kind of polarizing. It's very polarizing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's peep, it's polarized politicalness.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, politicalness.

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<v Speaker 2>But what was I always talking about my drone?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>So the drone flew back to me and then I

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<v Speaker 2>could hear it. It was way up there. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>four hundred feet up and then it was just like

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<v Speaker 2>started coming down. Yeah, And it came down and then

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<v Speaker 2>my controller locked back onto it and I just pressed

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<v Speaker 2>land and the thing just kind of hold my hand

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<v Speaker 2>out and just kind of landed right in.

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<v Speaker 1>My hand and did like a parrot in your hand? Yeah, probably,

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<v Speaker 1>what does.

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<v Speaker 2>The parents sound like? Yeah? And so if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know who we're talking about, parrots sixty nine Leftist an

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<v Speaker 2>awesome review and we are on Yucks were hun Yucks

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<v Speaker 2>and we mentioned her often and she will always be

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<v Speaker 2>living in infamy at the streams saying podcast we love her,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. I hope she'll listen again and then maybe

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<v Speaker 2>she'll like us.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope she gets that cracker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she thought we talked too much about ourselves

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<v Speaker 2>like we're doing right now. But you know, do we care?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the beauty of not having to worry about

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<v Speaker 2>doing this to get money or paid or have listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're just making memories.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, memories, memory, memories, memories, I like those. You can

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<v Speaker 2>never have too many memories or memories.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you could definitely have too many memories. I

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<v Speaker 1>think cemetery is important unless you're lopside and thinks the original.

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<v Speaker 2>Total recall though, I mean that was like an awesome moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Take total recall.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not the couple's watun haig, I don't recall

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<v Speaker 1>what you saying.

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<v Speaker 2>And the lady had three memories?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a line or something?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she like pulls her shirt open and she has

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<v Speaker 2>three of them and they were symetrical because when I

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, well not free, honey, but available.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a feat.

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<v Speaker 2>It was. It was one of the most memorable, if memorable,

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<v Speaker 2>parts of the movie. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. So you know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now you have to have strange things that you've thought of.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, okay, here's another one. I'll do another one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not embarrassed, I afraid because I'm human and I

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<v Speaker 2>have these things. So in the bank, standing in line

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<v Speaker 2>guy comes in with a shady look on his face,

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<v Speaker 2>and the next thing, you know, in my mind, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>having a full on fight with this guys he's trained

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<v Speaker 2>rob the bank and I'm doing backflips and cartwheels and

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<v Speaker 1>Three nippled lady. You're protecting her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, so that's a strange thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I get a lot, and like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's that about driving.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get driving strange thoughts like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>run over that guy?

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<v Speaker 1>No, not so much. I pretty much absorb all my

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<v Speaker 1>time with podcasts, and audio books when I'm driving. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do think about, like like at work, like

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody were to come in with a gun, what

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<v Speaker 1>would I do? Would I go behind the machine and

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah? And then I wonder like should I like

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<v Speaker 1>turn the hose valve on and just spray them with coolants?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah? Or if you could have like that stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that'll you know, burn out their eyes, like acid or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go to the flammable cabinet and light them on fire. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a weird not like that. Typically. Usually

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<v Speaker 2>Away, you know. It's it's funny. I think everybody out

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<v Speaker 2>there that hears this podcast, who fifty of them, have

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<v Speaker 2>had or do have on a regular basis, these kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fantasy, kind of strange thoughts that go through their mind.

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<v Speaker 2>What will I do in the situation? Or what if

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<v Speaker 2>I lost fifty pounds? Well, would I look like that

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<v Speaker 1>I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I have that one all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I have thoughts about like if I, like tomorrow, something

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<v Speaker 1>happens I get rear ended by a semi truck turns

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<v Speaker 1>out that guy who was driving was on drugs. I

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<v Speaker 1>Why I buy a new truck.

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<v Speaker 2>And then because of that, yeah, yeah, yeah, or okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what about this one? Your wife is on the way

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<v Speaker 2>home and she's twenty minutes late, and you started happening, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's thirty minutes later and she's still at home,

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<v Speaker 2>What if she died? And then you're like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>gone ETA quest. What will I do. I'll be so

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<v Speaker 2>sad for so long. I'll just probably not do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to buy a jet bode.

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<v Speaker 2>And then fifty minutes into it, you're like, I'd probably

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<v Speaker 2>just go get my own home and go drive somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>and live. And then by now you're like, yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be around a campfire all by myself, and I'd look

429
00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:09.640
<v Speaker 2>up and there'd be this beautiful lady walking towards me.

430
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<v Speaker 2>And then it's like, next thing, you know, you're like

431
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<v Speaker 2>having this whole scenario Where's the Widow? Where sad and

432
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<v Speaker 2>forlorn is like, somebody comes into your life. They're gonna

433
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<v Speaker 2>make your life better, and they're gonna tell you how

434
00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:25.680
<v Speaker 2>awesome you are and how good of a husband you were,

435
00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:28.559
<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna just be happy. And then your wife

436
00:21:28.599 --> 00:21:31.720
<v Speaker 2>walks into You're like, oh, man, I think you watched

437
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<v Speaker 2>too many of such a great fantasy. Your wife was so.

438
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<v Speaker 1>Good until you came back from the dead.

439
00:21:38.359 --> 00:21:40.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were gone and I was moving on, and

440
00:21:40.839 --> 00:21:42.480
<v Speaker 2>now I gotta go back to where I was.

441
00:21:42.559 --> 00:21:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I already went through all of this.

442
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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be really hard.

443
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's funny, it's weird.

444
00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:50.799
<v Speaker 2>That's a strange thing.

445
00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:55.599
<v Speaker 1>I've been listening to the spotified Lord of the Rings books.

446
00:21:55.799 --> 00:21:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you've had them on out on

447
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<v Speaker 2>the ground.

448
00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like super obsessed them.

449
00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:00.799
<v Speaker 2>They're really good.

450
00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:03.160
<v Speaker 1>They're really good. They have like sound effects and like

451
00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:07.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, voice acting and the background music from the movies.

452
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<v Speaker 1>It's like when they come into Rivendell, it's like, yeah, ANGELI.

453
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<v Speaker 1>And when they're in hobbiton or the Shire, it's like, is.

454
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<v Speaker 2>It hobbitat or Hobbit hobbitown? Do Doo doo fire scandals.

455
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<v Speaker 1>That's why I've been my life mostly. That's a lot

456
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<v Speaker 1>of bookage.

457
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now, okay, So talking about strange thoughts because I mean,

458
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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to turn this open mic into a open

459
00:22:42.000 --> 00:22:44.799
<v Speaker 2>mic in Austin. It feels like into a theme. Okay,

460
00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:48.920
<v Speaker 2>So strange thoughts when you well, okay, I used to

461
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<v Speaker 2>read tons of fantasy books. I love them, including The

462
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<v Speaker 2>Hobbit and all of those, and you know, just tons

463
00:22:54.599 --> 00:22:57.440
<v Speaker 2>of them. Yeah, And then when I would quit reading

464
00:22:57.480 --> 00:22:59.920
<v Speaker 2>because I'd read them so much, my brain would be

465
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<v Speaker 2>in like narrator mode and I would think in the

466
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<v Speaker 2>way that had been written. So like, does that happen

467
00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:09.400
<v Speaker 2>when you're listening to the audiobooks? That when all the

468
00:23:09.480 --> 00:23:11.319
<v Speaker 2>time you have a thought and you're like your inner

469
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<v Speaker 2>voice is like a narrator voice.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll be driving into work and I'm running a

471
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<v Speaker 1>little bit late, and the sun's coming up over the mountains,

472
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<v Speaker 1>the red sun rises in the east.

473
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<v Speaker 2>I'm late for wook this day?

474
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<v Speaker 1>Weirdo?

475
00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Your brain does that?

476
00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:27.319
<v Speaker 1>That is?

477
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<v Speaker 2>So? So what's that book with Ben's or not Ben's Ben? Still? Yeah? Yeah, no, no,

478
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<v Speaker 2>well that was good too, but no, it's the one

479
00:23:35.920 --> 00:23:38.000
<v Speaker 2>where he lives in a fantasy world inside of his

480
00:23:38.039 --> 00:23:40.880
<v Speaker 2>brain and then he ends up going to Iceland and

481
00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:44.079
<v Speaker 2>he goes in the snow leopard or something. He goes

482
00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:46.440
<v Speaker 2>there and takes a picture of it with some famous

483
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<v Speaker 2>guy that was Sean Pinn.

484
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<v Speaker 1>What did you pass out or No? I just like

485
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<v Speaker 1>zoned out for a second.

486
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you do that a lot? Yeah, it's that

487
00:23:56.119 --> 00:23:58.680
<v Speaker 2>kind of thing where you you live in this inner

488
00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:01.640
<v Speaker 2>fantasy instead of out in the real world in real life.

489
00:24:01.880 --> 00:24:05.440
<v Speaker 1>That's like a mental illness. I think that'll happen to

490
00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:07.559
<v Speaker 1>people as they'll get so caught up in there, like

491
00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:10.240
<v Speaker 1>imagine aary yeah life, that they kind of neglect their

492
00:24:10.279 --> 00:24:10.759
<v Speaker 1>real life.

493
00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:14.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh and how easy is that to do? Now? You

494
00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:18.319
<v Speaker 2>can live in this virtual world of social media and interaction.

495
00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:20.400
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to go out and actually meet anybody

496
00:24:20.440 --> 00:24:23.200
<v Speaker 2>for real. That's like, you know, anybody who's on dating apps,

497
00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:25.759
<v Speaker 2>are you going to meet the real person that you

498
00:24:25.799 --> 00:24:28.720
<v Speaker 2>think you're meeting? And I know I've read articles about

499
00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:31.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, dating apps in Japan, people don't even go

500
00:24:31.799 --> 00:24:33.839
<v Speaker 2>meet anymore because.

501
00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:36.640
<v Speaker 1>They would rather make an avatar and like, yeah and

502
00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.160
<v Speaker 1>experience and experience the other person's avatar, even though it

503
00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>might not be true.

504
00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:44.119
<v Speaker 2>They want the fake person, they don't want the real card.

505
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<v Speaker 2>So if you don't know that that beautiful hot woman

506
00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:50.000
<v Speaker 2>is actually a sixty year old, four hundred and fifty

507
00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:55.359
<v Speaker 2>pound male with you know, then then hey, it's okay

508
00:24:55.640 --> 00:24:58.160
<v Speaker 2>because in your little world you're good.

509
00:24:58.279 --> 00:25:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're just living it up like that. Ignorance is bliss.

510
00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Why did we order again? Was it the swordfish, the

511
00:25:05.039 --> 00:25:06.599
<v Speaker 1>monk fish, the gold fish?

512
00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:10.559
<v Speaker 2>We got the catfish turned from average to savage, sad

513
00:25:10.599 --> 00:25:11.759
<v Speaker 2>bitch to bad bitch at.

514
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<v Speaker 1>Your phone, let your eye to ach blink, and I

515
00:25:13.799 --> 00:25:15.759
<v Speaker 1>go from fast food to a fine dish.

516
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:17.559
<v Speaker 2>You can be whatever you want to be.

517
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>And that's kind of like where my little where I

518
00:25:20.759 --> 00:25:23.559
<v Speaker 1>get reranded by the semi truck thing and you're and

519
00:25:23.599 --> 00:25:26.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, yeah, And then I get my new truck

520
00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:28.680
<v Speaker 1>and because of that, I can go hunting because it

521
00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:31.960
<v Speaker 1>gets better gas mileage or whatever. And got a camper

522
00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:34.079
<v Speaker 1>because we made so much money off of the sky.

523
00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:36.440
<v Speaker 1>And then you know, like it goes on and on

524
00:25:36.480 --> 00:25:38.640
<v Speaker 1>and then like that, life would be dope. It would

525
00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:40.680
<v Speaker 1>be dope. I can take my family up camping with

526
00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:44.799
<v Speaker 1>this big truck on a hunting trip. It's all basically

527
00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:46.640
<v Speaker 1>free because they got reranded.

528
00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:52.000
<v Speaker 2>It'd be awesome. Yeah, it starts out small, and it's

529
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>not like it's not like this plan. It's like it evolves. Yeah,

530
00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:58.759
<v Speaker 2>and it's almost like this inner narrative that as it

531
00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:00.920
<v Speaker 2>goes along it gets better and better. Like I've been

532
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:04.880
<v Speaker 2>waking up weird at night with like strange dreams, and

533
00:26:05.720 --> 00:26:08.240
<v Speaker 2>they start out with something really simple and then I

534
00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:09.839
<v Speaker 2>wake up and I'll think about it for a minute,

535
00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:11.839
<v Speaker 2>I'll go back to sleep and it'll like carry on,

536
00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:12.640
<v Speaker 2>it'll continue.

537
00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:13.559
<v Speaker 1>I love those dreams.

538
00:26:14.039 --> 00:26:17.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, and this Yeah, it's been weird, but there's this weirdness.

539
00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:21.119
<v Speaker 2>So you wake up and well it's called the klempseha

540
00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:24.319
<v Speaker 2>because I wake up on a very the climp because

541
00:26:24.359 --> 00:26:25.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to do with his dream. I

542
00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:28.759
<v Speaker 2>can't feel good about it. Yeah, but there's a part

543
00:26:28.759 --> 00:26:31.400
<v Speaker 2>of it that makes me feel kind of good. So

544
00:26:31.519 --> 00:26:32.599
<v Speaker 2>that's a strange thing.

545
00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:35.880
<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of oversharing. I've had some weird dreams

546
00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:39.039
<v Speaker 1>lately too, but they're not memorable. I remember waking up

547
00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:41.519
<v Speaker 1>at like three and then I had to go to

548
00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:44.400
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, got a glass of water and then went

549
00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:45.720
<v Speaker 1>back to bed, and I was like, man, if I

550
00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:47.279
<v Speaker 1>could just continue that dream, it'd be cool. But I

551
00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:50.359
<v Speaker 1>don't even remember what it was I do. I did

552
00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:54.079
<v Speaker 1>say something in my dream out loud. I don't know

553
00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:55.880
<v Speaker 1>if I was out, but in my dream, like I

554
00:26:55.920 --> 00:27:00.279
<v Speaker 1>was having a conversation with my boss and you said

555
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:03.559
<v Speaker 1>are you are you getting your stuff done? And I

556
00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:06.480
<v Speaker 1>was like, man, I'm working harder than a stenographer in

557
00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:07.400
<v Speaker 1>an auction house.

558
00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:15.119
<v Speaker 2>And I thought that was pretty funny, as like, yeah,

559
00:27:15.319 --> 00:27:16.960
<v Speaker 2>you come up with that. It almost made you scratched

560
00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:18.839
<v Speaker 2>your head for a minute and think about did I.

561
00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Come up with that in real life or had I

562
00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:23.839
<v Speaker 1>heard that? Or did dream me just come up with

563
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:26.160
<v Speaker 1>some really funny.

564
00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:27.960
<v Speaker 2>And then if it's all the simulation, does it really

565
00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:28.599
<v Speaker 2>even matter?

566
00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:33.319
<v Speaker 1>Is it dream? Just like the loading page? You know?

567
00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:38.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, Oh I found out an interesting thing.

568
00:27:39.160 --> 00:27:43.759
<v Speaker 2>Share this and it's because it's strange. So my parents

569
00:27:43.799 --> 00:27:47.160
<v Speaker 2>who they passed away, both of them, and they were

570
00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:51.079
<v Speaker 2>cremated in their ashes. Their remains were put in.

571
00:27:51.000 --> 00:27:53.119
<v Speaker 1>A little kind of cool learn thing.

572
00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:56.039
<v Speaker 2>No, they're not in earns, they're like the little boxes. Okay,

573
00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:59.519
<v Speaker 2>and then you can have those those remains put into

574
00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:03.200
<v Speaker 2>an earn or whatever and then entombed, okay, and you

575
00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:06.119
<v Speaker 2>can have them either buried or whatever. So I was

576
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:09.119
<v Speaker 2>doing research now that both my mom and my dad

577
00:28:09.319 --> 00:28:12.319
<v Speaker 2>have both been cremated and they are currently living together

578
00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:16.240
<v Speaker 2>in a grandfather's clock at his house. The boxes are

579
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:18.920
<v Speaker 2>in the bottom of the clock, and you know, we

580
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.400
<v Speaker 2>wanted them to spend more time together, I guess anyway,

581
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:28.319
<v Speaker 2>So I called the cemetery because my dad had purchased

582
00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:33.680
<v Speaker 2>a long time ago eight plots, and we were like, oh, well,

583
00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many plots there are left. So

584
00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I called and got some information about when you're buried,

585
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:46.559
<v Speaker 2>how many of these little remains, these cremated remain boxes

586
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:49.599
<v Speaker 2>or earns can you put in one plot at a

587
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:52.359
<v Speaker 2>cemetery because a plot is like I think they're like

588
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:56.200
<v Speaker 2>seven feet long, maybe a little longer, and two or

589
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:56.960
<v Speaker 2>three feet wide.

590
00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:58.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they're roughly human shape.

591
00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. To put them in you have to have

592
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:07.440
<v Speaker 2>they put They put a concrete basically container construct inside

593
00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:10.160
<v Speaker 2>and then they put the coffin inside of the concrete

594
00:29:10.160 --> 00:29:13.200
<v Speaker 2>container and then it's sealed up, and then they throw

595
00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:15.039
<v Speaker 2>dirt on top of you and I think they bury

596
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:17.720
<v Speaker 2>you six feet and in one plot you can stack

597
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:21.720
<v Speaker 2>two of these concrete containers, so you can put two

598
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:25.079
<v Speaker 2>people one on top of each other and they'll share

599
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:27.480
<v Speaker 2>a headstump. And I think a lot of people who've

600
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:31.200
<v Speaker 2>gone to cemeteries can relate to that. Well, that's not

601
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:36.079
<v Speaker 2>true if you are cremated. If you are cremated those

602
00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:41.279
<v Speaker 2>concrete containers. You can put three mini containers in one

603
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 2>plot and put two cremated remains as long as the

604
00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:50.400
<v Speaker 2>urns aren't oversized in each container. So you can put

605
00:29:50.599 --> 00:29:53.160
<v Speaker 2>six people remains in one plot.

606
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's just called a six by six six people

607
00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>six feet under.

608
00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so my dad had eight and there are three

609
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:04.160
<v Speaker 2>plots remaining. So I did math because I can kind

610
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:06.839
<v Speaker 2>of do a little bit of math, and three times

611
00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:10.559
<v Speaker 2>six is we could put up to eighteen people inside

612
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:11.480
<v Speaker 2>those things.

613
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:12.119
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people.

614
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that's a strange thing.

615
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:14.880
<v Speaker 1>It is no idea, something different.

616
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And just so you know, you can't double stack.

617
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:22.799
<v Speaker 2>You can triple single level, but you can't double stack

618
00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:27.240
<v Speaker 2>the smaller concrete containers, so you can't put six containers

619
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:31.559
<v Speaker 2>in one grave. Technically they're the same size as two

620
00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:36.920
<v Speaker 2>concrete containers of non cremated people. I know, it's confusing.

621
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:40.359
<v Speaker 2>It's a very strange things. Well, you know when you

622
00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:42.359
<v Speaker 2>sell real estate by the end, I guess you know.

623
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.759
<v Speaker 1>That's that reminds me. The other day, I got a

624
00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:58.319
<v Speaker 1>phone call from those guys you know, spam, scam, scam,

625
00:30:58.400 --> 00:31:02.279
<v Speaker 1>make me spank me call and he calls. Knew it

626
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be a scam because he goes at the

627
00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:09.279
<v Speaker 1>beginning is like the skype thing. It's like, and then

628
00:31:09.559 --> 00:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>then I start hello. When I hear that noise, I

629
00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:14.599
<v Speaker 1>always lower my voice and kind of make it scratchy first,

630
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:17.680
<v Speaker 1>like hello, And then the guy's like, yes, sir, thank

631
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:20.759
<v Speaker 1>you for picking up my full corde. Do you have

632
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.799
<v Speaker 1>a few minutes of your time for to me? We

633
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>can talk about your final expenses. How old are you, sir?

634
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, I'm sixty nine. And he's like, oh,

635
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:34.559
<v Speaker 1>that's very good. Do you have plans for your future

636
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:38.279
<v Speaker 1>as to you know, if Heaven forbid you were to

637
00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.680
<v Speaker 1>pass or something said, are you threatening me? And then

638
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.440
<v Speaker 1>he's like, no, sir, no, sir, I was for future.

639
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Heaven forbid, I mean God forbid. It would ever be

640
00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:51.119
<v Speaker 1>so sad if that were to happen, and I'm like,

641
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.519
<v Speaker 1>you know what, you know what Pal? You listen here pal,

642
00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm an atheist, and now I would appreciate you

643
00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:02.240
<v Speaker 1>being so ignorant, ignorant to what my feelings are, and

644
00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:04.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't like you spreading it. What if, here pal,

645
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>here pal? What if I called you up one day

646
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:09.720
<v Speaker 1>and said you're gonna die? And then I hung up

647
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:13.359
<v Speaker 1>like he was, probably like what in the world. No,

648
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:16.839
<v Speaker 1>His accent probably would have waked. I can't believe that.

649
00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Just Hey, did you hear that one? That was a

650
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.559
<v Speaker 1>good one? Yeah, you can hear the other guy on

651
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:25.000
<v Speaker 1>the other side of the office laughing.

652
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:28.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hate those I get. I get four or

653
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:28.599
<v Speaker 2>five a day.

654
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:32.000
<v Speaker 1>It seems like it's obnoxious every once in a while.

655
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:34.079
<v Speaker 2>Though, yeah, me too, it's kind of fun.

656
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 1>I have the best story about that. When I was painting,

657
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I worked with a guy at the Viking I was

658
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I was with the Viking and where we got these

659
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.319
<v Speaker 1>scam calls. And I think it comes from companies like

660
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:50.000
<v Speaker 1>T sheets and like time card companies. I think they

661
00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:53.519
<v Speaker 1>straight up sell your information, probably, but you use these

662
00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:56.279
<v Speaker 1>companies to clock in and out of your jobs and stuff.

663
00:32:56.440 --> 00:32:59.480
<v Speaker 1>So everybody on the paint crew is getting this the

664
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:05.440
<v Speaker 1>scam calls and usually it's like car warranties and stuff

665
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:08.440
<v Speaker 1>like that. So we're painting. It's just me and the

666
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Viking in this kitchen, just painting away, and he gets one,

667
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:13.960
<v Speaker 1>and you know, we've kind of made it a thing

668
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.559
<v Speaker 1>where we get each other's attention so we can listen

669
00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:21.400
<v Speaker 1>to this interaction. And the Viking is named the Viking

670
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>because he's Viking, right, yea, and hello, yes, uh huh yeah,

671
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:41.319
<v Speaker 1>it's Becky spelled Becky and last name Tom Plinkinson. And

672
00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:43.200
<v Speaker 1>then I'm sure on the other end, how do you

673
00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:48.279
<v Speaker 1>spell that? Like Tom? And then like p and then

674
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Lincoln like the president, and then his son Tom Plinkinson.

675
00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:59.000
<v Speaker 1>He really did. He's got a straight well he's he's

676
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:01.720
<v Speaker 1>like doing a great job, but he's got tears coming

677
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:04.359
<v Speaker 1>out of his eyes. He's got enough chewing tobacci in

678
00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:09.519
<v Speaker 1>his left flip to clog a toilet. He's Tom Clinkinson.

679
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:11.960
<v Speaker 1>And then the guy asked about what cars, Well, I

680
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:16.280
<v Speaker 1>actually have two cars. My boyfriend treats me really well,

681
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:19.679
<v Speaker 1>and I got a truck and f one fifty And

682
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:23.280
<v Speaker 1>she just goes it's purple, but I asked him to

683
00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:25.639
<v Speaker 1>get me a green one because purple just seems too

684
00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:30.880
<v Speaker 1>gaudy or whatever. He's coming up with all this. It

685
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:34.760
<v Speaker 1>was pretty funny, and we're both when the call ends,

686
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 1>we're both just dying. And the lady who owned the

687
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:40.119
<v Speaker 1>house was probably like, what are they doing in there?

688
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:41.360
<v Speaker 2>What's that noise?

689
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:44.719
<v Speaker 1>There's another element is you've got two big dudes in

690
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:50.119
<v Speaker 1>your kitchen painting yep, and then the noises that are

691
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:54.639
<v Speaker 1>coming out of there is giggling and a really bad girl.

692
00:34:54.559 --> 00:35:00.519
<v Speaker 2>Voice, effeminate voice going oh Jesus had to be that

693
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:03.480
<v Speaker 2>sounds hilarious. I love things like that. They're so good. Yeah.

694
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:06.199
<v Speaker 1>He was fun to work with. He he'd like, be

695
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:09.440
<v Speaker 1>on a ladder and it'll be, you know, twenty feet

696
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:12.400
<v Speaker 1>up painting like an eve or whatever. Yeah, and instead

697
00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:14.199
<v Speaker 1>of coming down and moving a ladder every time, you

698
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.480
<v Speaker 1>kind of like lean and try to just paint that

699
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:23.400
<v Speaker 1>last little bit. But he'd go like, well, he's stretching,

700
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:26.159
<v Speaker 1>and more than once somebody come out of the house

701
00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:28.320
<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh my god, it's everything okay, And

702
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:33.599
<v Speaker 1>then he's up there just like yeah, everythink Fine's pretty funny.

703
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:36.039
<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious good stuff.

704
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, and knowing who you're talking about, I get the

705
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:42.360
<v Speaker 2>visual imagery of this guy. And they called him the

706
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Viking for a reason because he's like a wedge, I

707
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:49.760
<v Speaker 2>mean big, thick, not heavy, but he's just thick, yeah.

708
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Strong, Yeah, and he's like a wrestler in college, right, yeah. Yeah,

709
00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:57.440
<v Speaker 1>he's got kind of looks, you know, like got long hair, beard, gages.

710
00:35:57.480 --> 00:35:58.039
<v Speaker 1>He's a brick.

711
00:35:58.159 --> 00:35:58.760
<v Speaker 2>He's a brick.

712
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:01.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's funny, good stuff.

713
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:04.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, I think we blabbed for a long time.

714
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:07.119
<v Speaker 2>This is kind of an adequate I guess, you know,

715
00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:10.440
<v Speaker 2>cap for our fiftieth episode before we get back to

716
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:14.800
<v Speaker 2>doing more of our investigatory kind of strange things. Is

717
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 2>there anything else you want to talk about before we

718
00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:19.599
<v Speaker 2>close this off? And at least we got something out

719
00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.920
<v Speaker 2>there for the fifty people that might notice that we

720
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:24.239
<v Speaker 2>haven't right.

721
00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I have anything elf the top

722
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:28.400
<v Speaker 1>of my head.

723
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Don't either, other than I'm I'm, you know, hoping for

724
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:34.679
<v Speaker 2>fun and many adventures in the next little bit. And

725
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:36.480
<v Speaker 2>we'll just keep trying. Yeah, mean, that's all you can

726
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:36.800
<v Speaker 2>do is.

727
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:39.039
<v Speaker 1>Keep trying, right, And the weather's getting better. It is

728
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:42.039
<v Speaker 1>getting better, so hopefully that'll allow us to get out more.

729
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>You're not going to get COVID.

730
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:45.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I won't get COVID again unless there's some other

731
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:47.719
<v Speaker 2>weird iteration. But maybe you get the pox the monkey pot,

732
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:53.599
<v Speaker 2>but I guess that's more of a sexually transmitted kind

733
00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:55.639
<v Speaker 2>of thing. You sound like, yeah, And there's.

734
00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Not like no funky monkey.

735
00:36:57.280 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 2>It's not like there are like thousands of cases. It's like,

736
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:02.639
<v Speaker 2>I think the last time I heard there was twenty one,

737
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:05.039
<v Speaker 2>and so it's kind of weird that there's so much

738
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:07.519
<v Speaker 2>news exposure on this when it's like, well twenty one

739
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:08.639
<v Speaker 2>people in the US.

740
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:12.159
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's trying to ride that COVID lightning. You know, they're like,

741
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:16.360
<v Speaker 1>people were so scared of COVID. Now if we can

742
00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:19.079
<v Speaker 1>just make something else, we can get our YouTube channel

743
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.320
<v Speaker 1>or our conspiracy network just popping.

744
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:25.920
<v Speaker 2>I think people I, you know, crave bad news or

745
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.199
<v Speaker 2>something else, or the people that control the news like

746
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.280
<v Speaker 2>to feed a lot of bad news to from thinking

747
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:34.840
<v Speaker 2>about the other things that are way more important. I

748
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:35.840
<v Speaker 2>don't know, it's weird.

749
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:36.880
<v Speaker 1>It is pretty, but.

750
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:38.840
<v Speaker 2>That's conspiracy stuff, and I don't want to get into

751
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:39.599
<v Speaker 2>that because.

752
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:42.079
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm getting well, I've always been kind of

753
00:37:42.119 --> 00:37:45.840
<v Speaker 1>this way. But a lot of people like at Walmart,

754
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:49.639
<v Speaker 1>you know, around here, well they're not people. A lot

755
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.480
<v Speaker 1>of people like at Walmart or fred Meier or wherever

756
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.760
<v Speaker 1>you go get groceries, nobody's wearing masks. No, there's a

757
00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>couple hardcore people, the core people or and I feel

758
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>like even that they're not afraid of COVID. They're just

759
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:03.400
<v Speaker 1>doing it now as a practice to not get sick,

760
00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:06.199
<v Speaker 1>or they have to because that's what the work requirements is,

761
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:09.440
<v Speaker 1>something like that. But I think people are all like

762
00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.679
<v Speaker 1>over it. Like I don't know, I can't speak for everybody,

763
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.199
<v Speaker 1>but around here people are like, I can I just

764
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:17.039
<v Speaker 1>want it COVID and then I can get some time

765
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:19.000
<v Speaker 1>off work. It'll be paid and then I don't get

766
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:19.880
<v Speaker 1>to worry about it again.

767
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.159
<v Speaker 2>And I can you know, if they give me hard time,

768
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I can like use all the federal assistance and I

769
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:27.199
<v Speaker 2>can pay my mortgage, I can pay for my rent,

770
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 2>I can get my rental assistance.

771
00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:29.280
<v Speaker 1>People.

772
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.840
<v Speaker 2>I can say COVID impacted people.

773
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Around here just like I'm done. I don't care if

774
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I can get it or I don't, or they are

775
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:41.119
<v Speaker 1>almost like more wanting to get sick now than they

776
00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:42.719
<v Speaker 1>were before. It's crazy, I.

777
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:45.679
<v Speaker 2>Can admit it. It wasn't fun. It wasn't horrible. I mean,

778
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:47.719
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't like the worst sickness I've ever had, but

779
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:50.840
<v Speaker 2>it just it lingers, like right now in my voice.

780
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I still wake up in the morning sometimes and I'm

781
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:56.079
<v Speaker 2>like kind of shitty, and I don't like that, but

782
00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I wasn't like ever like, oh, this is

783
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:02.440
<v Speaker 2>the worst thing ever I've had flus before where I

784
00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:06.199
<v Speaker 2>thought I was gonna die. Yeah, and they were so horrible.

785
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:08.639
<v Speaker 1>Laying on the floor like in parks and recreation, you're

786
00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:13.199
<v Speaker 1>just like stop pooping, just laying on the tile floor

787
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:14.519
<v Speaker 1>to get cold final.

788
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:17.639
<v Speaker 2>And sometimes you know, you're just so cold. I remember

789
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.079
<v Speaker 2>having like chills for like days, and they were multiplying,

790
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:24.800
<v Speaker 2>and then you get to the fever, right it don't

791
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:25.440
<v Speaker 2>do it.

792
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:31.719
<v Speaker 1>I got cheese. They're multiplying and I'm in control.

793
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:33.679
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna do that. Then I thought you're gonna do

794
00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:34.559
<v Speaker 2>the fever song.

795
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Right after that, but never know how much I love it,

796
00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:40.880
<v Speaker 1>right fever.

797
00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, anyway, But so it wasn't bad, It just

798
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:49.719
<v Speaker 2>it just didn't go away. Quickly, didn't clear quickly, and

799
00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:52.039
<v Speaker 2>I still like blow my nose and it's like I

800
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:56.880
<v Speaker 2>can't believe the the viscosity, stickiness of like the stuff

801
00:39:56.880 --> 00:39:59.000
<v Speaker 2>that comes out. It's like, what is this? This is

802
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:01.000
<v Speaker 2>like the consistency even gorilla.

803
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Glos bearing grease coming out of your But then.

804
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:05.719
<v Speaker 2>It dries hard and it's like she can't scrab it up.

805
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I could make a mint if I could bottle this stuff.

806
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, use it for bearing grease.

807
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>And then glue. Yeah.

808
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I had a kind of a stomach bug the other

809
00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:20.119
<v Speaker 1>day kind of went through not the other day, a

810
00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:22.280
<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks back, and it went through my in

811
00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:27.039
<v Speaker 1>laws literally, yeah, for real, literally, but it's like where

812
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:30.880
<v Speaker 1>you're shelby. My wife said that we reached a new

813
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.519
<v Speaker 1>point in our marriage because I got up to get

814
00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:37.480
<v Speaker 1>to work and she was in the bathroom kind of

815
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:39.480
<v Speaker 1>like she had her head kind of like on the

816
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:42.400
<v Speaker 1>bathtub and she just had water running and it was

817
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:44.880
<v Speaker 1>really hot and steamy. So she's probably trying to like

818
00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:47.559
<v Speaker 1>clear out her sinuses or just don't know, she just

819
00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:51.119
<v Speaker 1>wasn't doing good. I went downstairs got a drink of water.

820
00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:53.519
<v Speaker 1>By the time I got back upstairs, I was gonna

821
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:56.159
<v Speaker 1>throw up, so I bust open the bathroom. I'm like,

822
00:40:56.199 --> 00:40:58.199
<v Speaker 1>get out, I have to throw up, and she, you know,

823
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.360
<v Speaker 1>jumps up and runs out of the bathroom, shuts door.

824
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:04.159
<v Speaker 1>I throw up in the toilet. Two seconds later that

825
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.920
<v Speaker 1>door goes, blasts the hole in the wall, and not really,

826
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.159
<v Speaker 1>but she kicks the door open, goes and throws up

827
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:10.960
<v Speaker 1>in the bathtub.

828
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:13.800
<v Speaker 2>So well, what else do you do.

829
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:17.719
<v Speaker 1>We're both sitting there throwing up, and you know, it's miserable,

830
00:41:17.880 --> 00:41:20.280
<v Speaker 1>and we're both wanting to help each other, but we're

831
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:23.400
<v Speaker 1>both dyed. And then just in the middle of it all,

832
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.079
<v Speaker 1>you know, in between sessions, if you will, Shelby's like,

833
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:30.800
<v Speaker 1>I think we reached a new level in our marriage.

834
00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:39.039
<v Speaker 2>It's like throws together. It was awful.

835
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:43.679
<v Speaker 1>It's just I don't know. That was worse than COVID.

836
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:46.039
<v Speaker 1>I think when I got COVID, the worst part was

837
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:49.119
<v Speaker 1>that I had strap throat and a sinus infection and

838
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:54.159
<v Speaker 1>COVID and I was hunting in the mountains and it

839
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:55.039
<v Speaker 1>was pouring rain the.

840
00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Whole time, and you drink too much alcohol.

841
00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:00.800
<v Speaker 1>That was the only good part, iterized my throat. I'd

842
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>come back to the camper and i'd you know, have

843
00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:05.920
<v Speaker 1>a shot or to a whiskey and a beer and

844
00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:10.599
<v Speaker 1>it would disinfect. With a gallon of ibuprofen. I owe

845
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:13.800
<v Speaker 1>my cousin Ryan a bunch of ibuprofen because I ate

846
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:17.400
<v Speaker 1>all his. But it would cut my fever down. Yeah, yeah,

847
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:19.320
<v Speaker 1>yeah that I've had a probably all day and didn't

848
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.760
<v Speaker 1>realize it, and then I'd feel so good at like midnight,

849
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:23.199
<v Speaker 1>I'd be.

850
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:27.119
<v Speaker 2>Like, whoa, let's go do something next morning. And then yeah,

851
00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:31.159
<v Speaker 2>exactly that when he broke my bike. Yeah, that's I.

852
00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:37.199
<v Speaker 1>Weigh fifty pounds more than you, probably two ninety what Okay,

853
00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:40.719
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm at two forty you're at one. I weigh

854
00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:43.760
<v Speaker 1>two hundred, so I'm forty pounds heavier. Yeah, And then

855
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I have, like I don't know, a forty pounds backpack

856
00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:48.800
<v Speaker 1>on with a bow and I'm going down the trail.

857
00:42:48.840 --> 00:42:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I think your bike was just like, get this fat

858
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.800
<v Speaker 1>guy off me. I'm just gonna pop a tire to

859
00:42:53.840 --> 00:42:55.880
<v Speaker 1>get over that's catching air and stuff.

860
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:58.119
<v Speaker 2>Would you owe me because that cost me like thirty bucks?

861
00:42:58.119 --> 00:42:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh man?

862
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:05.079
<v Speaker 2>Do we want to keep rambling? We're like, gosh, where

863
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:07.639
<v Speaker 2>do I get? Fifteen minutes we talked fifty minutes.

864
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:09.679
<v Speaker 1>What a perfect number to end on.

865
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Fifty minutes for our fiftieth episode, and.

866
00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:15.360
<v Speaker 1>We just got to make it two more minutes, roughly

867
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:18.440
<v Speaker 1>two more minutes, yeah, two more minutes because it's eight

868
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:21.360
<v Speaker 1>forty eight. Yeah, what do you got for two minutes?

869
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:24.719
<v Speaker 2>I was going to try to think of more strange

870
00:43:24.760 --> 00:43:26.760
<v Speaker 2>thoughts that I've had, but I have so many. It's like,

871
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.000
<v Speaker 2>and I don't want people to think I'm that guy.

872
00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:32.760
<v Speaker 1>I tend to think about. I tend to think about

873
00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:37.519
<v Speaker 1>what I would do if I were to like catch

874
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:41.280
<v Speaker 1>a rapist, Oh yeah, and how I would beat the

875
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:42.679
<v Speaker 1>living turds out of them?

876
00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Or have you ever had thoughts like so, like there

877
00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:48.960
<v Speaker 2>was this mass shooting of young kids, innocent kids. That

878
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:52.760
<v Speaker 2>stuff is horrible, but so what it does? It triggers

879
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:54.440
<v Speaker 2>in me what I would do if there was something

880
00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:58.559
<v Speaker 2>going on right, And you know, it's like, all of

881
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:03.079
<v Speaker 2>a sudden, I turned from a fairly mild bannered, easygoing.

882
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:07.039
<v Speaker 1>Kind to Mike cornered wolverine to like, I will take

883
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:10.559
<v Speaker 1>you out. Yeah that's yeah, I think about that, but

884
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:11.320
<v Speaker 1>that's so dark.

885
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:12.079
<v Speaker 2>We can't end on that.

886
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:13.599
<v Speaker 1>You got one minute to turn this around?

887
00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:16.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, the happy thoughts of all of this

888
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:19.159
<v Speaker 2>kind of stuff is that of the strange thoughts you have.

889
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:22.639
<v Speaker 2>You have tons of strange happy thoughts. Yeah, you know,

890
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:24.840
<v Speaker 2>I have thoughts about like, have you ever had thoughts

891
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:27.280
<v Speaker 2>about how you can do something for somebody and make

892
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:27.920
<v Speaker 2>your date baty?

893
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:31.360
<v Speaker 1>That's one. If I won the lottery or something came

894
00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:34.079
<v Speaker 1>into money, and how like that lady that mom who's

895
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:36.679
<v Speaker 1>walking out to the car, she's got a daughter, and

896
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:40.760
<v Speaker 1>a daughter's balling. It's two she or bag rips and

897
00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:43.119
<v Speaker 1>she gets in this clunker and it's not starting. You know,

898
00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:45.360
<v Speaker 1>you just watch it play out. So you step out

899
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:47.679
<v Speaker 1>of your Mercedes. You walk over there and you're like, hey,

900
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:50.360
<v Speaker 1>you want this and just handle the keys to a Mercedes?

901
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you see, that'd be good. But here's the

902
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:54.760
<v Speaker 2>bad thing about that is that if you keep waiting

903
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:56.719
<v Speaker 2>for that to happen, it will never happen. It will

904
00:44:56.760 --> 00:44:59.119
<v Speaker 2>never come. You'll never be able to be the person

905
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:03.679
<v Speaker 2>that makes somebody have joy. But you can't like kill everybody.

906
00:45:03.800 --> 00:45:06.079
<v Speaker 2>The other day said no, the other day, I was

907
00:45:06.199 --> 00:45:07.719
<v Speaker 2>in I was in Winco.

908
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Are you going to tell us about how good you are? No?

909
00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:12.320
<v Speaker 2>No, no, No, I was in the grocery store and there

910
00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:13.320
<v Speaker 2>was a lady there that.

911
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Had all no it was Costco.

912
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:17.519
<v Speaker 2>I was in Costco and there's a lady there that

913
00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:21.719
<v Speaker 2>had five kids of various ages from probably two because

914
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:24.840
<v Speaker 2>they were all walking two to probably seven, and they

915
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:26.840
<v Speaker 2>were in the aisle and she was trying to tell

916
00:45:26.840 --> 00:45:28.079
<v Speaker 2>them to get out of the way of other people.

917
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:31.320
<v Speaker 2>It was like crazy busy time. She was just stretched

918
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:33.599
<v Speaker 2>to the max, like butter over to my friend and

919
00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:35.599
<v Speaker 2>so as I went by, and the little kid jumped

920
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:38.239
<v Speaker 2>out in front of me and almost hid him. She said, Nick,

921
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:41.079
<v Speaker 2>she said, She said, I am so sorry. She said,

922
00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:42.719
<v Speaker 2>this is so hard. I shouldn't have come this time

923
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:45.039
<v Speaker 2>of day. And I said, you know what, I think

924
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:48.079
<v Speaker 2>you're doing an awesome job. Good job. Yeah, that's so,

925
00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:50.800
<v Speaker 2>I said, And you could tell just that one word

926
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:55.159
<v Speaker 2>changed her whole outlook. She smiled big. She kind of

927
00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:57.119
<v Speaker 2>grabbed her kid that she was kind of being rough

928
00:45:57.159 --> 00:45:58.719
<v Speaker 2>with and kind of patted him on the head and

929
00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:01.039
<v Speaker 2>kind of just pushed him over jentily. It was like

930
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:03.000
<v Speaker 2>and all it took for me was to swallow my

931
00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:06.280
<v Speaker 2>frustrated shit and say, hey, I think you're doing an

932
00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:06.880
<v Speaker 2>awesome job.

933
00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I did something like that that was much less I

934
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:13.239
<v Speaker 1>think I told you about this before, but much less kind.

935
00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I was at a Walmart where I reside typically, and

936
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:20.199
<v Speaker 1>I was going through, like where they have.

937
00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:21.320
<v Speaker 2>The towels and stuff.

938
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then on the next aisle was like soap dispensers,

939
00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:27.199
<v Speaker 1>and but I could hear on the other side the

940
00:46:27.239 --> 00:46:31.719
<v Speaker 1>other aisle his baby just screaming, and then coming down

941
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:36.239
<v Speaker 1>the other direction with his cart, some douchey looking dude,

942
00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:38.880
<v Speaker 1>and he just puts his head back up over the

943
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:42.599
<v Speaker 1>thing and goes, shot your kid up. And I straight

944
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:44.480
<v Speaker 1>up like turned my cart right in front of him,

945
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:45.639
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, do you have kids?

946
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you have to do this? Really?

947
00:46:48.079 --> 00:46:49.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And he's like no.

948
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:52.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, then you don't get to talk. She's having

949
00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:52.599
<v Speaker 2>a bad day.

950
00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:55.360
<v Speaker 1>And then I walked away, like you in the back

951
00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:59.400
<v Speaker 1>of the Yeah, I got all mad, but he looked

952
00:46:59.440 --> 00:47:01.880
<v Speaker 1>like scared too, because he wasn't a very big guy.

953
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:04.199
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I like, I don't know what kicked it

954
00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:04.679
<v Speaker 1>off for me.

955
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I was ready to throw it down the button.

956
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:10.239
<v Speaker 1>He's got the nerve. And then I just turned my

957
00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:12.440
<v Speaker 1>cart in front of him and made it stop. And

958
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:14.079
<v Speaker 1>I was pretty living well.

959
00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's a good thing to end this podcast. On

960
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:19.239
<v Speaker 2>number fifty, we ended on a positive note, which is

961
00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:22.079
<v Speaker 2>go out and don't do anything major. I mean you can,

962
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:24.639
<v Speaker 2>if you want, go fight somebody at Walmart, but go

963
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:27.119
<v Speaker 2>out and say a kind word to somebody and try

964
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.440
<v Speaker 2>to make somebody's day better. What a great thing. If

965
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:32.480
<v Speaker 2>we can only get one of our fifty listeners to

966
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:35.480
<v Speaker 2>go out and do that, that would be awesome. Please

967
00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:37.960
<v Speaker 2>tell us say, you know what. I heard your thing

968
00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:39.239
<v Speaker 2>and I went out. I decided I was going to

969
00:47:39.320 --> 00:47:39.480
<v Speaker 2>do it.

970
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I went out.

971
00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:42.199
<v Speaker 2>I just told that neighbor, that fat guy next door,

972
00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:48.039
<v Speaker 2>that he's looking good man. He said thanks, yeah, no, no,

973
00:47:48.320 --> 00:47:49.239
<v Speaker 2>he flipped me off.

974
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:52.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, he thought I was being sarcastic. Yeah, that

975
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:58.000
<v Speaker 1>was That'd be a fun thing to do for our listeners.

976
00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Like you guys can write in that'd be great episode.

977
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:03.159
<v Speaker 1>You know, anonymous would be ideal. I think, yeah, but

978
00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:05.440
<v Speaker 1>that's just me. But but you can't just go well,

979
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:10.000
<v Speaker 1>mister number three four seven did this. We'll just say like,

980
00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:14.800
<v Speaker 1>oh and Billy Bob or Katie Joe or Leanna, or

981
00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:16.880
<v Speaker 1>we could just assign names to that place.

982
00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:19.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, well yeah, maybe not even if.

983
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:20.519
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to leave your name for the sake

984
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:23.639
<v Speaker 1>of anonymity, we will change your name.

985
00:48:24.039 --> 00:48:27.000
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and if you do want your name, go

986
00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:29.199
<v Speaker 2>ahead and send it, and then we will just mock you.

987
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Gosh, that's not true. No, do acts of kindness even

988
00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:36.280
<v Speaker 1>if you do claim it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that

989
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:38.480
<v Speaker 1>would be a fun thing to get, just random acts

990
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:39.559
<v Speaker 1>of kindness. We did.

991
00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:42.480
<v Speaker 2>We did an episode Strange acts of Kindness, one of

992
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:44.440
<v Speaker 2>our first ones. That would be fun to do another one.

993
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:46.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it'd be cool if we could get our group

994
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:49.280
<v Speaker 1>of twelve people yeah in on it.

995
00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about our listeners?

996
00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then they could all you know, and then

997
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:55.159
<v Speaker 1>maybe that would encourage them to be nice to do

998
00:48:55.239 --> 00:48:55.760
<v Speaker 1>more people.

999
00:48:56.000 --> 00:49:00.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they would help be nice and spreading kindness.

1000
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:02.360
<v Speaker 1>That being said, I also want to hear when you've

1001
00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:05.119
<v Speaker 1>been really mean to somebody, because those often.

1002
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Random acts of violence, strange acts of violence or meanness.

1003
00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Don't go be mean.

1004
00:49:11.039 --> 00:49:12.840
<v Speaker 2>No, we don't want to hear those. First, we got

1005
00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:14.800
<v Speaker 2>to do the kind thing, and then we can have

1006
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:18.000
<v Speaker 2>a confessional where everybody can like tell about the bad

1007
00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:20.639
<v Speaker 2>thing they did. Forgive me father, for I have I

1008
00:49:20.639 --> 00:49:23.119
<v Speaker 2>have send and so have you get your hands off me?

1009
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, all right, all right, okay, good, let's end

1010
00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:30.679
<v Speaker 2>on that. Okay, all right.

1011
00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, join us next time for hopefully some cold drinks, yes,

1012
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.480
<v Speaker 1>and some strange conversations.

1013
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

1014
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Not water babies, water babies, all right,
