WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.639 --> 00:00:06.280 The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly 2 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:09.720 Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a hump day. We're going 3 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:12.720 to talk about guns, We're going to talk about education. 4 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:18.039 We will get to emails, rebuilding things that are broken. Now, 5 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:20.359 all that and more coming up in the final hour 6 00:00:20.519 --> 00:00:24.440 of The Jesse Kelly Show. I wanted to play something 7 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:29.559 today that happened at the Capitol and well, I'll let 8 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:30.239 her take it away. 9 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:34.119 When you think about, say, the Second Amendment, I urge 10 00:00:34.159 --> 00:00:37.039 you to ask yourself, is a piece of paper that 11 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:40.920 was written by slaveholders more important than the kids whose 12 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:43.840 parents didn't even get to recognize them when they were buried. 13 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:50.759 Yes, that's one that's just clarified. Yes. First, we're gonna 14 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:54.600 get to her in a moment, but I want to 15 00:00:54.600 --> 00:01:01.799 remind you that democrats are communists, and communists have always 16 00:01:02.799 --> 00:01:08.760 hurt their political opponents very very badly. They kill them, 17 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:14.120 they torture them, they imprison them. This has taken place 18 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:20.319 in every single country where communism has taken hold. I 19 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:24.959 know it's hard to look at your quote, fellow countrymen 20 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:28.480 in this way, but I would invite you not to 21 00:01:28.519 --> 00:01:30.840 take my word for it. You don't have to. I 22 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:33.959 would invite you to go look at various Democrat opinion 23 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:37.920 polls that have been put out on what Democrats thoughts 24 00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:42.519 should happen to you if you didn't get vaccinated, vaccinate 25 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:46.959 your children. I would encourage you to go look at 26 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.280 some of the things, not one or two thousands of 27 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:55.200 things said in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, Go 28 00:01:55.359 --> 00:02:00.719 look at what Democrats say about how they feel about 29 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:07.280 political violence. Democrats are communists, and communists want to hurt you. Now, 30 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:11.240 maybe you love guns, no guns, own guns, Maybe you don't. 31 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:15.360 Maybe that's not your thing. That's fine, set that aside, 32 00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:19.599 But you have to understand they think about hurting you 33 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:25.039 all the time. They believe they follow the one true religion. 34 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:29.599 They do not see you as an opposing political person. 35 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:35.000 They see you as a heretic attempting to destroy their God, 36 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:39.560 their belief system. How have heretics been treated every time 37 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:46.840 throughout history? Brutally murdered, tortured, imprisoned. This is what communists 38 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:52.800 do to their opponents, and American Democrats would love to 39 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:55.800 do that to you. They at least want the freedom 40 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:57.520 to do that to you, if, of course, you don't 41 00:02:57.520 --> 00:02:59.560 do what you're told. Look, if you do what you're told, 42 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:03.639 don't hurt the revolution, then we're going to be fine. 43 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:07.960 But if you think you're just going to have your opinions, 44 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:11.280 well then you need to be hurt in prisons. This 45 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:15.479 is how they think. Now, they obviously can't advertise that, 46 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:18.960 you don't want to be too forward about that. So 47 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:22.840 what they've done is for decades in this country, I mean, 48 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:25.560 my goodness, this goes back to the fifties and sixties. 49 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:30.759 What they've done is they've attempted to nibble around the 50 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:37.120 edges of Americans and their gun ownership. Guns. Firearms are 51 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:40.800 so deeply embedded in the DNA of this country. The 52 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:45.000 founders of this country wrote it into our founding documents. 53 00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:47.840 They wanted everybody to own a gun. It's not that 54 00:03:47.879 --> 00:03:50.000 they said you should be allowed, they wanted you to. 55 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:52.360 If you go read the things they wrote, they said 56 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:54.919 you better own a gun. It's your defense against tyranny. 57 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:57.280 So it's in our DNA, it's who we are. Very 58 00:03:57.319 --> 00:04:01.360 pro gun country. Communists have allway hated that. But you 59 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:05.520 can't come right out and just charge into that brick wall. 60 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:08.599 If you're a communist who wants to murder your political opponents. 61 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:12.280 That won't work, You'll just get rejected and dismissed. So 62 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:18.680 for decades we have been inundated with language like common 63 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:22.519 sense gun laws. They love that one, or the one 64 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:25.439 Joe Biden or the communists around Joe Biden, the one 65 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:28.480 he pulled out repeatedly during his four years. Ah no 66 00:04:28.639 --> 00:04:33.560 amendment's absolute. You couldn't own a canon, which is factually incorrect. 67 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:35.959 But again, communists lie about everything all the time. That 68 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.399 didn't bother him at all. You can't own a canon. 69 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:42.519 You couldn't own a canon, Yes you could. Communists lie, 70 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:45.480 so they try to nibble around the edges. A little 71 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:48.480 gun here, a little right there. You have to have 72 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:52.439 a tax stamp for a suppressor. No fully automatic, just 73 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:54.519 a little bit here. Hey, aren't you common sense? Don't 74 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.920 you want to be common sense? And when they have 75 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:00.959 moments where they feel like they can move the ball 76 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:06.399 forward on disarming you, then they really pounce, oftentimes with 77 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:11.120 the aid of Republicans. Remember the Uvalde school shooting. A 78 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:15.560 bunch of useless coward cops stood outside the classroom while 79 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:19.360 children are being audibly slaughtered on the inside. The cops 80 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:24.519 did nothing. Then after that Democrats had a classroom full 81 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:28.199 of dead kids, which they adore beyond belief. I have 82 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:31.920 told you before. Communists actually cheer when mass shootings happen 83 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:34.160 because they know it helps the revolution. They had a 84 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:38.839 classroom full of dead kids. Mitch mccono promptly picks John Cornyn, 85 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:44.480 Senator from from Texas, from blood red Texas. Hey, John, 86 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:47.040 you want to work with these Democrats on gun control. 87 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:50.759 Cornyan of course did, and they passed a gun control bill. 88 00:05:51.079 --> 00:05:56.399 Sometimes communists nibble around the edges, sometimes they move faster, harder, 89 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.480 but in the end, the goal is always the same, 90 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:03.959 to disarm their political opponents so they can hurt you. 91 00:06:04.199 --> 00:06:07.959 They want to hurt you. Please understand that anyone trying 92 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:12.199 to take away your ability to defend yourself intends to 93 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:17.199 hurt you. They do. That's why they want your guns 94 00:06:17.879 --> 00:06:21.279 and another tactic they use. In fact, this goes directly 95 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:26.120 in line with the school shooting thing, because this young dead, young, 96 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:29.920 brain dead, idiot communist white woman just did it. They 97 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:36.639 love emotional manipulation. It's one of their primo tactics. Here 98 00:06:36.759 --> 00:06:37.519 she was. Again. 99 00:06:37.639 --> 00:06:41.519 When you think about say this second amendment, I urge 100 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:44.360 you to ask yourself is a piece of paper that 101 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:48.279 was written by slaveholders. More important than the kids whose 102 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:51.240 parents didn't even get to recognize them when they were buried. 103 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:54.480 Is it more important than Jesse Gawie who had a 104 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:57.120 six inch hold rip through her face? Is it more 105 00:06:57.120 --> 00:07:00.360 important than Sadie Lanni Phillips, who that's their last memory 106 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:04.759 of their daughter. The answer is a resounding no. And 107 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:07.720 while the Republicans in Congress might try to debate this 108 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:11.319 as a political issue, it's not a political issue. You've 109 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.480 heard from me, you've heard from Leya, and you've now 110 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:17.120 heard from that about the devastating effects of gun violence 111 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:20.000 on your life when you survive it as a young person. 112 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:23.240 It's not a political issue. She's right about that, not 113 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:26.720 for her anyway, maybe for you. For her, it's a 114 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:32.399 religious issue. Communism is a religion, the religion of the malcontent. 115 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:35.959 It is not only a religion, it's a religion that 116 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:40.680 doesn't share space with any other religion on the planet. 117 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:44.560 That's why they will mass slaughter any nation's religion where 118 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:48.000 they take over, always have, always will. It is a 119 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:50.959 religion that doesn't tolerate others. She means it when she 120 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:53.319 says it's not a political issue for her. It's not. 121 00:07:53.920 --> 00:07:57.120 It's quite simple for her. There are people like you 122 00:07:57.319 --> 00:08:02.000 out there. You probably believe in things like limited government. 123 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:06.560 You probably believe, I mean, maybe you even go to church. 124 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:11.800 Maybe maybe you believe that taxes should be low. Maybe 125 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:17.040 maybe you believe borders should be secured. Well, for her, 126 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:20.680 that doesn't make you a political opponent. That makes you 127 00:08:21.279 --> 00:08:26.319 a religious nut that opposes her religion. You are somebody 128 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:31.720 trying to destroy her religion. Again, let me say historically, 129 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:37.759 what has happened to people who are deemed heretics. Heretics 130 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:42.080 get burned at the state. Heretics get fed to the 131 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:46.080 lions in the colosseum. Heretics get thrown in the river 132 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:49.759 with a stone around their neck. Heretics get tied to 133 00:08:49.879 --> 00:08:53.679 a wheel and someone grabs a large sludge hammer and 134 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:56.519 breaks all of their limbs and then left to die 135 00:08:56.559 --> 00:08:59.559 of exposure over the course of two or three days 136 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:05.039 in the town square. That's what happens to heretics throughout history. 137 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:08.320 And if you think communists wouldn't do that to you 138 00:09:08.519 --> 00:09:13.240 like that, if you didn't have guns, you are shockingly 139 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:16.559 naive to the people you share a country with. They 140 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:19.320 have told you time and time again. My goodness, they 141 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:21.879 showed you right after Charlie Kirk caught a bullet in 142 00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:27.000 the neck on camera. On camera, we watched a wonderful 143 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:30.200 thirty one year old martyr be murdered in front of 144 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:36.480 his daughter, widowed, and legions of Democrats across the country 145 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:45.639 didn't just celebrate. They celebrated on camera. They recorded themselves celebrating, 146 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:49.879 and that was legions of them. The nicer ones just 147 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:51.879 gave you kind of a half hearted well, I mean, 148 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:55.440 he did kind of have it coming. What do you 149 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:57.080 think that would do to you? If you put your 150 00:09:57.080 --> 00:10:01.519 guns down? What do you think that would do? Why 151 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:05.679 is that such a hot button issue for communists? Come on, 152 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:10.559 don't be naive Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Member, you 153 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:13.799 can email us love hey death threats. Ask doctor Jesse 154 00:10:14.039 --> 00:10:17.559 questions those that's coming up two days from now Jesse 155 00:10:17.879 --> 00:10:21.039 at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Don't shake your head, Chris 156 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:26.600 Whip being myopic? All right, Whip being myopic? Is that seven? 157 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:27.159 Is that? 158 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:30.519 Seven times? You think I can't get it in? Three 159 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:32.559 more times before the end of the show. You are 160 00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:36.639 sorely mistaken, sir. Don't make that face all right, one 161 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:40.120 other thing, just I'm gonna use this to piggyback on 162 00:10:40.159 --> 00:10:42.759 a point I've made many times before. I think I 163 00:10:42.840 --> 00:10:45.399 made it again last night, so I won't take forever 164 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:51.600 with it. How do communists destroy young women in universities? 165 00:10:51.759 --> 00:10:56.840 How is this so common? So common? Every single poll 166 00:10:56.879 --> 00:11:00.759 shows the same thing women when they go to college. 167 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:04.440 The longer they're there, the greater chance there is they 168 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:08.159 will succumb to communism and hate you. Every single but everyone, 169 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:11.440 I've never seen one that deviates from this. Every minute 170 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:14.279 your daughter spends on a college campus is a minute 171 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:17.240 she gets closer to the devil. How does it happen? 172 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:21.639 Will they take what is wonderful as the devil always does, 173 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:27.639 and they twist it and diverted for evil? Your daughter? 174 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:35.200 Women are born, they're made with a motherly nature. Doesn't 175 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:37.000 mean every woman's going to be a mom, but they're 176 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:41.720 all created by God with a motherly nature to care 177 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:46.480 for something, to nurture something, especially something that is that 178 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:50.360 is more helpless that they're made. You'll care for a 179 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:53.559 baby for my wife. It could be an animal on 180 00:11:53.639 --> 00:11:55.360 the side of the road. We have to pick it up. 181 00:11:56.440 --> 00:12:01.200 It's in her nature. But what if, what if you 182 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:05.120 could take that motherly nature and make her the mother 183 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:10.279 of something else. Make her the mother of the revolution, 184 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:15.000 Make her the mother of illegals, even rapists. Make her 185 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:19.360 the mother of all the victims of gun violence. Make 186 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:24.639 her the mother of that, and she will kill to 187 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:28.240 protect it. She will do the things a mother will 188 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:31.840 do for her baby. A true mother, a true mother, 189 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:35.840 will die and kill for her children without hesitation. A 190 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:39.039 communist woman will do the same thing for her children, 191 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:42.879 Except her children are the revolution. This young lady you're 192 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:46.879 listening to right now, I'm not good with ages. That 193 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:49.480 I guess that happens with age. I'm forty four years old. 194 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:53.000 I would guess she's young, early twenties. It certainly looks young. 195 00:12:53.080 --> 00:12:55.960 Chris my crazy about that that early twenties, or has 196 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:58.399 a great skincare routine. Who knows, I don't know. But 197 00:12:59.080 --> 00:13:02.559 this is a young woman. How did this happen? Well, 198 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:05.240 they made her a mother of something else. 199 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:09.200 When you think about, say this second Amendment, I urge 200 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:12.080 you to ask yourself, is a piece of paper that 201 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:16.000 was written by slaveholders more important than the kids whose 202 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:16.840 parents didn't. 203 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:19.120 Even get charged. I wonder if she has Republican parents. 204 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:23.799 I wonder, I wonder if she even grew up on 205 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:29.480 the right, maybe had a good school, celebrated Christmas where 206 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:32.759 they talked about the birth of Jesus. That's coming up, sorry, Chris. 207 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:38.039 Maybe maybe even they went to church on Sunday. And 208 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:41.679 then she got really good grades. She wants to be 209 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:46.480 a lawyer. She really wants to go to the University 210 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:51.639 of Wisconsin. She worked so hard in school. And look, 211 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:54.360 it's twenty thousand dollars a year. But I think we 212 00:13:54.399 --> 00:13:58.039 can swing at honey. After all, that's what little Tina where, 213 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:01.120 that's what she wants out of life. Don't we have 214 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:04.840 to do that for her? We certainly can't tell her no, Hey, 215 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:06.639 what's the worst that can happen? 216 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:10.600 When you think about, say, this Second Amendment, I urge 217 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:13.519 you to ask yourself, is a piece of paper that 218 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:15.240 was written by slaveholders. 219 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.600 More importent, imagine what it's like if she shows up 220 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:22.840 at Christmas. Those parents probably sit at home now wishing 221 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:26.000 she would come home and return to the family. They 222 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:28.440 look at the stockings and they miss their baby girl. 223 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:30.639 She was so cute. She got Barbie dolls when she 224 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:33.200 was younger. But then they sit and think about the 225 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:36.639 last interaction they had with her, where she called them 226 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:41.799 hitler fascists, spit on their trump hats, and then stormed 227 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:44.240 out of the house, And then a little small part 228 00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:48.480 of them wishes she never came home again. She's just 229 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:51.960 so terrible to be around. But hey, she had to 230 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:53.519 go to University of Wisconsin. 231 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:57.440 When you think about, say this second Amendment, I urge 232 00:14:57.480 --> 00:15:00.399 you to ask yourself, is a piece of paper that 233 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:04.240 was written by slaveholders more important than the kids whose 234 00:15:04.279 --> 00:15:07.159 parents didn't even get to recognize them when they were buried. 235 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:15.559 She's a mother of something else. Jesse. I'm a civil 236 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:19.240 engineer working on waterways and concrete dams. Listen to Rush 237 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.840 for years. I now enjoy listening to you on my 238 00:15:22.039 --> 00:15:26.120 drive home. I think we need to get more conservative 239 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:30.360 voices on Reddit, that's some online messaging board. The few 240 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:33.759 times I've commented, I'm attacked viciously, so on and so forth. 241 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:36.799 We need to fight these communists in all fronts if 242 00:15:36.799 --> 00:15:39.320 we hope to rid the country of this sickness. Okay, 243 00:15:40.159 --> 00:15:42.000 the reason I brought this up, the reason I read 244 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:45.159 this is it's a worthy email. It's a worthy it's 245 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:49.519 a worthy notion, right, there's an online chat room. I 246 00:15:49.559 --> 00:15:51.120 guess I don't know if you describe it as a 247 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:53.679 chat room Reddit, it's not a chat room, Chris, a 248 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:56.399 message board. So sorry, I'm not up on I'm not 249 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:59.200 on there. I'm not aware. I'm sure I'm quite popular 250 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:03.799 on there, an online message board, and apparently it's full 251 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:07.720 of comings and should we go in there? Should we 252 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:14.240 go in there and post messages? Well? Maybe, maybe not? 253 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:17.399 And I'm not talking about Reddit in particular. Let's talk 254 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:21.559 about all of social media, all of this Internet world, where, 255 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:24.960 especially where the communists should be found. Should you go there? 256 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:31.600 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday. 257 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:35.000 Member email us, or if you miss any part of 258 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:40.559 the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Obbo 259 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:45.200 is out of town again. I know what you're thinking. Again, listen. 260 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:48.600 There's nobody more exasperated by it than her. There was 261 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:53.399 a death. It was it was really really sad death. 262 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.120 Someone she knows. She's out of town, left town this morning. 263 00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:02.720 So she's going and a bunch of her her girlfriends 264 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:05.359 from college are going to be at this at this funeral, 265 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:09.000 So she had to fly out and she's in. She's 266 00:17:09.039 --> 00:17:12.880 in California, and this is a text I got from her. 267 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:19.039 I'll read it to you earlier. Oh shoot, I messed up. 268 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:21.839 The whole thing is other. I sat beside a vegan 269 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:24.880 on here and now I'm drinking through a paper straw. 270 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:30.640 Welcome to California. Poor thing. Uh, a couple of things. 271 00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:34.720 I feel like I screwed up. The phone has gone 272 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:37.759 a little dark ever since what happened earlier. Chris is 273 00:17:37.799 --> 00:17:40.519 already laughing. I told you she was good. A bunch 274 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:44.200 of her, her girlfriends, her girlfriends from college, are going 275 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:46.799 to be there, and they're all young ladies at very 276 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:50.240 just various stages in their lives, and at least one 277 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:54.599 of them has a new baby. Okay, I'm happy. I've 278 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:58.839 told you before to get married, find yourself somebody get 279 00:17:58.920 --> 00:18:01.519 married to make babies. You to make babies. Please go 280 00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:06.519 make babies. It's great, happy. I like kids. But she 281 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:12.440 texts me a picture of the baby. Now this creates 282 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:18.680 a dilemma. She knows me. You know me. If I said, 283 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:20.960 if I said to her, she sends me this picture 284 00:18:20.960 --> 00:18:24.039 of this baby. And I said to her, oh my gosh, 285 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:26.640 with all the exclamation points and arts and things like 286 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:30.880 that women put in that's the cutit thing. Ever, She's 287 00:18:30.920 --> 00:18:33.200 going to think I'm making fun of her because she 288 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:37.880 knows that that's not me. But she sent the picture, 289 00:18:38.720 --> 00:18:42.079 so I have to say something. I have to respond, 290 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:47.920 So I gave the thumbs up. Thank you, Chris. What's 291 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:52.400 wrong with that? Nothing? It's been radio silence ever since. 292 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:57.119 I haven't heard a word since then. I feel like something. 293 00:18:57.359 --> 00:19:00.640 I feel like something went wrong or something got lost. Translation. 294 00:19:00.759 --> 00:19:04.119 What am I? What am I supposed to say? That's one? Two? 295 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:10.039 Before I get to the emails. Taking the boys out 296 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:13.440 for pizza to night after the show a little late pizza. 297 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:16.240 OB's gone. We don't have to hear any of that. That's 298 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:18.640 not good for you. So what, Chris, We're going out 299 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:24.359 for pizza. This pizza place we go to they have 300 00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:28.440 one of their specialty pizzas that's it's not really a specialty, 301 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:32.200 but they call it a specialty where it's extra cheese, 302 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:36.400 extra pepperoni, And this is one of the ones that 303 00:19:36.599 --> 00:19:39.200 it's they put extra cheese and extra pepperoni on there. 304 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:44.880 They mean it. My oldest James and I have to 305 00:19:44.960 --> 00:19:50.440 get a separate one because my youngest says, it's too 306 00:19:50.599 --> 00:19:57.240 much cheese and too much pepperoni. What am I supposed 307 00:19:57.240 --> 00:20:01.200 to What am I supposed to do with that? With kids, 308 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:04.920 you try to guide them to the light, You try 309 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:08.400 to teach them right from wrong, and then they just 310 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:11.559 spit it back in your face like that. Too much cheese, 311 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:15.160 too much pepperoni. It's like last night he had a 312 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:18.000 swim meat it was late. It was frigging late, and 313 00:20:18.039 --> 00:20:20.920 we got home ten o'clock at night, so don't judge me. 314 00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:22.720 I had to pull them through some fast food on 315 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.559 the way home. It was a mess, and we went 316 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:29.400 through raisin canes. I know, Chris, it wasn't my call. 317 00:20:29.440 --> 00:20:31.880 I wasn't eating, okay, pal. I try to dial down 318 00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:33.359 on the fast food as much as I can. So 319 00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:35.160 I had to take him through raisin canes. It was 320 00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:39.200 on the way, it was convenient. He loves it. He 321 00:20:39.279 --> 00:20:42.680 starts dipping his little chicken strips in the canes sauce. 322 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:46.839 I said, excuse me, what are you doing? Said dad, 323 00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:49.799 this is the best stuff ever. I almost pulled over. 324 00:20:50.839 --> 00:20:54.079 I have lectured these kids about the beauty of hot 325 00:20:54.119 --> 00:20:58.599 sauces and dips and ranches their entire life, and they 326 00:20:58.599 --> 00:21:00.920 have always rejected it. No I don't want any and no, 327 00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:04.200 I don't want any. And now they're starting to wake 328 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:07.640 up to the glory of it, and I feel like 329 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:10.599 they've wasted so many years of their lives. What, Chris, What, 330 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.359 That's a very good point, Chris, I'm looking at it 331 00:21:16.359 --> 00:21:19.720 the wrong way. Their lives are just getting started. There. 332 00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:25.720 Every man's life is divided in two parts when he 333 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:29.519 first discovers the glory of raising cane sauce. There's a 334 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:33.039 before and there's an after. Their strips are actually garbage, 335 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:37.519 the robbery trash, but that sauce is so good. Jeed Jesse. 336 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:40.880 I heard the news today that the prosecutors in James 337 00:21:40.880 --> 00:21:45.079 Comey's case made a lot of procedural errors. Got me thinking, 338 00:21:45.119 --> 00:21:47.079 this is how the DOJ is going to make sure 339 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:49.440 none of these deep staters who broke the law are 340 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:55.039 sent to prison. Well, I don't know what to tell you. 341 00:21:55.880 --> 00:22:00.680 I don't know how legit they quote mistakes are. I'm 342 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:04.279 sure there are mistakes when we are playing and the 343 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:07.640 jurisdictions we're playing in, you know what I mean with 344 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:13.440 commy jury's and commedy judges. Perfection is almost required here. 345 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:17.880 And remember that we don't have a deep bench of 346 00:22:17.960 --> 00:22:22.799 attorneys that we can hire to prosecute these cases. Another 347 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:26.720 huge problem. This isn't just the communist nature of law 348 00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:29.519 schools in this country, which is a huge, huge deal. 349 00:22:29.599 --> 00:22:32.319 Anyone familiar with it knows it's a huge deal. It's 350 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:35.880 not just the communist nature of the American Bar Association, 351 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:39.480 which is a huge, huge deal. Part of it is 352 00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:44.599 the war communists raged against any lawyer who worked with 353 00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:49.319 Donald Trump over the last ten years. We're talking attempted disbarment. 354 00:22:49.799 --> 00:22:53.039 Remember when Donald Trump was getting charged with the most 355 00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:58.319 ridiculous felonies in the world. Remember that he couldn't get 356 00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:01.720 one of these New York cities, high priced law firms 357 00:23:01.759 --> 00:23:04.359 to represent him. This is the former president of the 358 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.519 United States of America, in a billionaire, and he couldn't 359 00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:10.680 get anyone to take him on. Why is it just 360 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:14.359 because they're all communies. No, who wants to go to 361 00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:17.680 the headache, Who wants to go through getting assaulted by 362 00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:20.039 all the communists. He had to go to some smaller 363 00:23:20.079 --> 00:23:21.799 law firm. I think it was out of Florida, some 364 00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:25.039 boutique law firm. Boutique law firm out of Florida. Chris 365 00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:30.920 quit be in my opic out of Florida. Attorneys don't 366 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:34.039 want to go work for the Justice Department under a 367 00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:37.000 Republican They don't want to go be US attorneys. They 368 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:41.839 don't want to prosecute these cases. Attorneys, especially ones you'd want, 369 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:44.599 are people who went to you know, all that law school. 370 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:47.599 Then you're digging in for your legal career and you're 371 00:23:47.640 --> 00:23:51.160 hoping to make a great living someday. No one goes 372 00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:54.000 to be a lawyer, so they can be poor, and 373 00:23:54.079 --> 00:23:56.839 you're facing the prospect of not being able to find 374 00:23:56.920 --> 00:23:59.880 a job because you happen to work for Donald Trump. 375 00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:03.799 Communists are vicious savages who won't tolerate something like that. 376 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:07.599 It's a big deal. So we're gonna end up with 377 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:11.440 a lot of these critically important cases in districts that 378 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:14.680 are hostile to us anyway, and we're gonna have some 379 00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:18.000 morons in there prosecuting these cases because you have to 380 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:20.559 scrape the bottom of the barrel to find someone who 381 00:24:20.559 --> 00:24:22.279 wants to do it. And I'm not calling any of 382 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:26.000 these individuals morons. Yeah, we don't know that yet, But 383 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.880 you're gonna have to go ten for ten. You're gonna 384 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:33.559 have to be really, really really good. You're gonna have 385 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:36.480 to be bordering on perfect, and we likely don't have 386 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:42.119 the personnel to be perfect. We're gonna have to adjust 387 00:24:42.279 --> 00:24:47.240 expectations going forward. I want exactly what you want. The 388 00:24:47.319 --> 00:24:52.200 people who use their government positions to abuse the political opposition. 389 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:55.240 I believe those people should be sent to prison for 390 00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:57.960 the rest of their lives. And that's some of them. 391 00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:01.079 I believe some of them should be tried and execute it. 392 00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:07.000 I do, I do. You can't use the CIA, you 393 00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:12.359 can't use the CIA for your political party. That can 394 00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:15.720 never ever happen again. And the only way to ensure 395 00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:18.559 that doesn't ever happen again is the strap whoever did 396 00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:21.599 it to an electric chair and air it live on NBC. 397 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:24.960 That's how you ensure that kind of thing never happens again. 398 00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:28.640 We're not going to get that. 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