Speaker 1: Kenny Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful Friday. All kinds of wonderful things
Speaker 1: this hour, from regifting to serious things. We're talking about
Speaker 1: Somali's sauce people, all that and so much more coming
Speaker 1: up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: I wanted to touch on something quick first because I
Speaker 1: brought it up yesterday just for the little background. Animal
Speaker 1: Farm was a book written by George Orwell. Orwell was
Speaker 1: not some hardcore righty freedom fighter, by the way, but
Speaker 1: Orwell also understood how truly evil and sick Soviet Communism was,
Speaker 1: and he wrote Animal Farm to condemn Soviet Communism. And
Speaker 1: this is all written down, well documented. There's a new
Speaker 1: Animal Farm movie coming out by Angel Studios.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that in a moment.
Speaker 1: There's a new Animal Farm movie come out, and they're
Speaker 1: already printing articles about how they essentially flip the story
Speaker 1: on its head again, completely subversive. Now, this one's an
Speaker 1: indictment of capitalism, right, So they took something that was
Speaker 1: supposed to make communism look bad and of course twisted it.
Speaker 1: Now it's supposed to indict capitalism and I got this
Speaker 1: email Bronco Jesse. I just heard you say that the
Speaker 1: new animated version of Animal Farm subverts the original book
Speaker 1: and makes capitalism to be evil. This blew my mind
Speaker 1: because I was looking forward to seeing it because it's
Speaker 1: from Angel Studios. Everything I've seen from them has been good,
Speaker 1: and I've considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean
Speaker 1: Angel Studios has been infiltrated by communists? Says His name
Speaker 1: is Dave, all right, so I don't know if Angel
Speaker 1: Studios has been infiltrated by communists yet. So let's pause
Speaker 1: for a moment. That doesn't take away the fact that
Speaker 1: Angel Studios has made good, wholesome, family worthy movies. Right,
Speaker 1: that's one. Here's what has happened in Hollywood in recent years.
Speaker 1: Let's just talk briefly about the business model, because I
Speaker 1: know you've seen this. Hollywood was it's been left since
Speaker 1: the sixties, right, it's been left. But in recent years
Speaker 1: they've gone all in on the communism. And this is
Speaker 1: honestly in large part to all the DEI efforts. If
Speaker 1: you're a normal, sane, certainly white male, you are unhireable.
Speaker 1: So they go hire as many race communists and women
Speaker 1: as they possibly can, and everything they put out is
Speaker 1: wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing super doing flip kits,
Speaker 1: a tranny person in every TV show.
Speaker 2: It's horrible. It's been horrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got all that. Hollywood has a problem. Normal
Speaker 1: people caught onto it and they don't want to go.
Speaker 1: They started gaying up every single thing I told you
Speaker 1: about that movie. I think it was Super Pets or
Speaker 1: DC Pets. I went to like five minutes into the movie,
Speaker 1: there's two lesbians in the park.
Speaker 2: This is a communist kids movie.
Speaker 1: They can't help themselves. Everything has to be communist propaganda.
Speaker 1: Coinciding with that, as people stopped going to the movies,
Speaker 1: we saw the rise of what would be considered more traditional,
Speaker 1: maybe even right wing, depending on how you wanted to
Speaker 1: put it. Put it movies and movie studios. We'll make
Speaker 1: this about kind of Christian movies. I would say ten
Speaker 1: years ago Hollywood would still put out a Christian movie
Speaker 1: or two. And if you're being honest with yourself, they
Speaker 1: were freaking garbage, horrible movies. Why it was no budget.
Speaker 1: There was no budget for the movie. You can't hire
Speaker 1: great writers, you can't hire great directors. You can't hire
Speaker 1: great actors. You go grab this guy, that guy, and
Speaker 1: that guy and cobble together some motley crew and put
Speaker 1: out a movie, admittedly with usually a pretty wonderful message.
Speaker 1: But the movie was garbage, garbage. I know this because
Speaker 1: I was at those movies.
Speaker 2: Ah mey.
Speaker 1: We took the boys of those movies crap, total crap,
Speaker 1: and we noticed something. Over the last ten years, they're
Speaker 1: getting better and better and better and better. What's happening now?
Speaker 1: You got that it's quaid in these things and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. What is happening, Well, something wonderful and can
Speaker 1: be terrible people, even though the movies were not top quality,
Speaker 1: they want to go to the movies with their kids,
Speaker 1: with their friends, with a girlfriend, with somebody.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: People like to go to the movies. Certainly Americans like
Speaker 1: to go to the the movies. If every other movie
Speaker 1: in the theater is going to be a gaate up,
Speaker 1: a bunch of commie slop nonsense, I just won't go.
Speaker 1: If you sprinkle out some movie with a good message,
Speaker 1: I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet, I'll go.
Speaker 1: These movies started making money. They didn't cost a lot
Speaker 1: to make, and they started making nice amounts of money.
Speaker 1: What's the result. More money starts coming in. Now, Let's
Speaker 1: say let's say I'm a Christian director and I get
Speaker 1: a movie script about some wonderful story, about a redemption
Speaker 1: story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well,
Speaker 1: I have to go get somebody to pay me to
Speaker 1: produce it. I have to go find people to produce it.
Speaker 1: My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to push out a good message. If I'm
Speaker 1: trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I
Speaker 1: go sit in front of a producer, let's call him
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris.
Speaker 2: He's got a bunch of money.
Speaker 1: Doesn't really agree with my movie or whatever, but you
Speaker 1: don't think give a crap. It's about money. So I
Speaker 1: go sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up,
Speaker 1: I have this, I have that. Look at what my
Speaker 1: last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can
Speaker 1: I have thirty forty fifty million dollars to make a movie.
Speaker 1: Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make all my money back.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: But with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson
Speaker 1: in this for all of us, myself included very much.
Speaker 1: So maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with
Speaker 1: a couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat
Speaker 1: out demands. Sure, sure, here's your fifty million dollars. Go
Speaker 1: hire Dennis Quaid. But I have a daughter, well actually
Speaker 1: she's my son. Now she wouldn't already had the surgery.
Speaker 1: Her name's Trina. She loves to write movies. She fancies
Speaker 1: herself as a movie writer. I would like her to
Speaker 1: have final approval on the script for your new Christian movie.
Speaker 1: Anyway you want my fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it.
Speaker 1: Now you have a decision to make. If you're that director,
Speaker 1: you can make a fifty million dollar budget movie with
Speaker 1: Dennis Quaid and movie stars, or you can go back
Speaker 1: to the days of scrapping and scraping and try to
Speaker 1: make a low budget pile of crap. I'm not at
Speaker 1: all saying that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know
Speaker 1: the behind the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes
Speaker 1: is how not just movie studios people businesses. They get
Speaker 1: corrupted by that, and it's easy to understand the why
Speaker 1: and the how.
Speaker 2: It's just it's human nature. I told you this story before.
Speaker 1: I think I told it once, because this was not
Speaker 1: long ago. People you see on social media, people with
Speaker 1: big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion. It's
Speaker 1: not that they think it or believe it. They're paid
Speaker 1: to have that opinion by interests of various kinds, domestic
Speaker 1: and foreign interests. And because I have this national show
Speaker 1: and I guess a big platform, I had somebody who
Speaker 1: I know reach out to me. I read you the
Speaker 1: message I'm not going to dig it up right now,
Speaker 1: and said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He
Speaker 1: did not say who they were. They're interested in partnering
Speaker 1: with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would
Speaker 1: come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it
Speaker 1: would be on here, and I might say something to
Speaker 1: the effect of.
Speaker 3: That's a really underrated place. Qatar, man, I'm a huge
Speaker 3: quitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool. You've never
Speaker 3: heard me say a word about Katar. I don't give
Speaker 3: a crap about Qatar. I know they fund a lot
Speaker 3: of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But if I
Speaker 3: said that, you would have no idea because I wouldn't
Speaker 3: put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just wrote me
Speaker 3: a fifty thousand dollars check to say that on the air.
Speaker 3: I didn't even respond to the guy. I didn't decline
Speaker 3: it and say yes, I didn't even respond. My opinions
Speaker 3: are not for sale. I have stupid opinions for free.
Speaker 3: But it tells you how easily.
Speaker 1: That can happen. Right, And what if it was I
Speaker 1: never asked the price, By the way, what if it
Speaker 1: was a million dollars, I don't know what they were offering.
Speaker 1: What if it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: a million dollars? And all we need you to say
Speaker 1: is you love Brussels sprouts. Now everybody knows I hate
Speaker 1: vegetables and I hate Brussels sprouts. A million dollars, A
Speaker 1: million dollars, a lot of cheddar cheese, right, million dollars,
Speaker 1: first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see how it
Speaker 1: can happen. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And you
Speaker 1: can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com oracle,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother
Speaker 1: regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I
Speaker 1: put his truck or put his truck on Jackson and
Speaker 1: emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you something right now.
Speaker 2: Aub and I.
Speaker 1: We have a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay
Speaker 1: with regifting. I have in my home. I don't know
Speaker 1: where she keeps it in an entire box of stuff
Speaker 1: that can be regifted. I am a regifting master. Don't
Speaker 1: shake your head, Chris. I believe it is good and right.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for
Speaker 1: me to just set it on my shelf, to collect
Speaker 1: dust or throw it away. It's not like I open
Speaker 1: it and play with it for a while and then
Speaker 1: hand it to somebody. Someone else may may you have
Speaker 1: a use for it?
Speaker 2: What Chris.
Speaker 1: Chris said, as are we talking like a birthday gift
Speaker 1: or a one off gift?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, for all occasions.
Speaker 1: If it's what Chris, If it's a birthday, Christmas, whenever
Speaker 1: there is an occasion where I need to give somebody
Speaker 1: a gift it's not the last stop, it's the first stop,
Speaker 1: the regifting box.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Now there is a danger, a danger, and you know
Speaker 1: exactly what the danger is. You probably already know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. If you forget who gave you the
Speaker 1: gift and you give back to them the gift they
Speaker 1: gave you, then you are exposed on a couple different levels.
Speaker 1: You're exposed that you hated the gift they gave you.
Speaker 1: You are exposed that you are a regifter. That's why
Speaker 1: you don't want to tell anybody you're a regifter. You
Speaker 1: want to make sure you keep that quiet. But the
Speaker 1: closest I came to running into that was I had
Speaker 1: This is after my dad died. One of my neighbors
Speaker 1: I'm friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't
Speaker 1: really drink much anymore, but he brought me a six
Speaker 1: pack of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This
Speaker 1: is a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's
Speaker 1: a nice gesture. Now, I don't drink much anymore, and
Speaker 1: I don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just something.
Speaker 1: I've never been a Guinness guy.
Speaker 2: You're a Guinnis guy.
Speaker 1: Chris, I don't like anyway, brings me a six pack
Speaker 1: of Guinness.
Speaker 2: I don't drink.
Speaker 1: Guinness, so I threw it in the fridge and it's
Speaker 1: kind of left the frigging Guinness there. Bob throws a
Speaker 1: big party. She throws a big neighborhood party. This is
Speaker 1: I think it was last year. Throws a big neighborhood party.
Speaker 1: And we wanted to set things out, so you know,
Speaker 1: there's the big bowl of fruit punch and everything else.
Speaker 1: And then we had a cooler. It was a cooler
Speaker 1: just sitting on the ground. We put sodas in waters
Speaker 1: and beers in there, and we thought, well, we have
Speaker 1: a six pack a Guinness. Maybe someone coming will want
Speaker 1: a guinnis. He walks in, he notices the guinnis and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I wasn't sure
Speaker 1: you were a Guinness guy. I'm glad to see that's
Speaker 1: your thing. And I saw, oh you should have seen it.
Speaker 1: Chris lied stone face, lied right to his face. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, big time, big time. I stucked
Speaker 1: up because I knew you were a Guinness guy too. Anyway,
Speaker 1: can I get you a beer? And I sat there
Speaker 1: and watched him take one of his guinnesses out of
Speaker 1: the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped the top on.
Speaker 2: It, enjoyed himself.
Speaker 1: Hey Jesse. A few days ago, my twenty four year
Speaker 1: old son Donnie, came home for lunch with a McDonald's
Speaker 1: bag and a drink. After looking through the bag, he
Speaker 1: angrily threw it all in the trash without taking a
Speaker 1: single bite. When I asked whether his order was wrong,
Speaker 1: he said it wasn't. However, the extra sweet and sour
Speaker 1: sauce he paid for was missing. When I asked why
Speaker 1: he didn't just eat the meal without it, he launched
Speaker 1: into a tirade about how I didn't understand the disappointment
Speaker 1: of anticipating dipping his fries and nuggets in the sauce.
Speaker 1: According to him, eating the food without it completely negates
Speaker 1: the experience. About thirty minutes later, he came out of
Speaker 1: his room and said he had taken into his own hands.
Speaker 1: He purchased one hundred McDonald's Sweet and Sour sauces on
Speaker 1: eBay for sixty dollars. He did apologize for his outburst,
Speaker 1: but he said he is tired of being dismissed and
Speaker 1: disrespected as a saucer. Did he overreact? I have in
Speaker 1: my fridge at home. I have items like Chick fil
Speaker 1: a ranch, I have WAA Burger Jalapeno ranch. I have
Speaker 1: an entire bottle of a bottle they sold by the
Speaker 1: bottle of Popeye's blackened Ranch. And you know why I
Speaker 1: have these things because your son is one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 1: The sauce in many cases makes the meal. Without the sauce,
Speaker 1: the meal is not worth eating. I have had to
Speaker 1: explain this before to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left
Speaker 1: my sauce out, and they wanted to, you know, give
Speaker 1: me a two dollar refund. I said, I don't need
Speaker 1: a two dollar refund. I need a refund for everything,
Speaker 1: because your ignorance of my sauce, of my sauce needs
Speaker 1: ruined the entire meal. It didn't ruin two dollars of
Speaker 1: the meal, It ruined the entire thing. You can have
Speaker 1: the whole meal back. If anything, your son underreacted. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday heading
Speaker 1: into the Christmas season. Before I get back to the emails,
Speaker 1: I got a situation. Here's the situation. Ob she loves
Speaker 1: Trans Siberian Orchestra. Everyone knows what Trans Siberian Orchestra was
Speaker 1: that or is that big Christmas band?
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: She loves it, has loved it since she was a child.
Speaker 1: Loves their music, loves their stuff.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I like concerts a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I
Speaker 1: don't attend many anymore, and I hate to sound like
Speaker 1: a grandpa. Let me explain myself.
Speaker 2: They're too loud.
Speaker 1: My ears are now, how my ears and my voice
Speaker 1: are how I earn my living, and concerts destroy both
Speaker 1: of them. If I try to speak to people, I
Speaker 1: have to shout, and it trashes my vocal chords and
Speaker 1: the music destroys your ear drums. I know that sounds lame,
Speaker 1: and it is lame and pathetic.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: But concerts, Now, last concert we went to was a
Speaker 1: Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and they had
Speaker 1: the volume turned up so loud that I had to
Speaker 1: leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside. It
Speaker 1: was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I can't
Speaker 1: do it. It's how I make my living, so I
Speaker 1: feed my family.
Speaker 2: All right. So that said, I do like.
Speaker 1: Concerts, and years ago I don't remember how many I
Speaker 1: took ob I think it was a my Christmas gift
Speaker 1: to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go watch Trans
Speaker 1: Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were fifty bucks
Speaker 1: a piece or something like that. It was years ago.
Speaker 1: We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. It's so long, Chris, buddy,
Speaker 1: I think it was three hours long. I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's long, and believe me, if you're into it, it
Speaker 1: was so well done. It's not like it was an
Speaker 1: amateur hour and there's a story behind it and a
Speaker 1: new theme and stuff like that. I am in no
Speaker 1: way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They put on a first
Speaker 1: rate show, but.
Speaker 3: A little bored.
Speaker 2: After three hours. I was zoning out.
Speaker 1: I was not really into it, And apparently my body
Speaker 1: language is easy to read for aub. At this point
Speaker 1: in time, she could tell I wasn't into it, and
Speaker 1: she is just completely captivated by the whole thing, every
Speaker 1: minute the whole time. It could be twelve hours, and
Speaker 1: she would sit there just soaking up every bit of it.
Speaker 2: But she's getting.
Speaker 1: Bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's getting bad
Speaker 1: vibes from me. Okay. After that, she decided she needed
Speaker 1: a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and she found
Speaker 1: one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into a lot
Speaker 1: of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it. It's
Speaker 1: been a tradition now for at least I think five years.
Speaker 1: They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets if they're anywhere
Speaker 1: nearby drivable distance, She'll get tickets just those two and
Speaker 1: they'll go, which I think is really cool. A father
Speaker 1: or a father, a mother's son tradition that he will
Speaker 1: remember his whole life, showed treasure those memories his whole life.
Speaker 1: It's all good, right. I don't know what happened. But
Speaker 1: this year, honestly, this year, it was ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: I got a text message because they have I think
Speaker 1: it's in two weeks. Two weeks. One week they have
Speaker 1: a concert again, Luke ob Trans Siberian Orchestra concert. I
Speaker 1: get a text message that says, hey, I would love
Speaker 1: for you and James to join us this year. It's
Speaker 1: not just that I don't want to go. It's not
Speaker 1: only that James also doesn't want to go. And if
Speaker 1: you think my body language is not the best when
Speaker 1: I'm not into something, James is one hundred times worse
Speaker 1: than mine, you know, when he's into it and when
Speaker 1: he's not into it. To the point when he was younger.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do this anymore. But when he was younger,
Speaker 1: if we were let's say we're out at dinner, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or something.
Speaker 2: Like that, and he's bored.
Speaker 1: Eventually he gets bored, he'll just like lay his head
Speaker 1: on the table as if he's going to sleep. Then
Speaker 1: I had to inform him that is bad body language.
Speaker 1: You don't do it, you know. So he doesn't do that.
Speaker 1: But that's the kind of kid he is.
Speaker 2: It is, Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: So it's not just that I don't want to go
Speaker 1: and James doesn't want to go. It's a terrible idea
Speaker 1: for us to go three It's not just three hours, Chris.
Speaker 1: She's gonna lose us both, and the body language is
Speaker 1: gonna get bad, and then she's gonna be mad we came.
Speaker 1: She's making bad decisions right now and I haven't responded yet.
Speaker 1: I'm actually telling you before I've talked to her about it.
Speaker 1: I need out of it. I need an excuse. And
Speaker 1: you know what I think i'm gonna do. I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in sick. I'm gonna call in sick.
Speaker 1: What Chris?
Speaker 2: What I need any? Chris said, I need.
Speaker 1: An excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James is just
Speaker 1: gonna have to go. Look, I can't save everybody in
Speaker 1: a triage situation. The point of triage is you only
Speaker 1: save who you can save, and those you can't save.
Speaker 1: You've got to let him go. There's nothing I can
Speaker 1: do for James right now. He's on his own. But
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to go enjoy the concert. Me feeling
Speaker 1: a little feverish. What Chris Cory said, What if James
Speaker 1: has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him to death. No,
Speaker 1: now this, I'm glad you brought this up. I have
Speaker 1: to get in being sick before James gets in being sick.
Speaker 1: But I can't get in too early. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I don't remember when they're going. It might be two weeks,
Speaker 1: it might be a week. I can't get in too
Speaker 1: early otherwise I'll have to fake being sick for too
Speaker 1: many days, and I will eventually catch on when I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there eating a pizza or something like that. That
Speaker 1: won't work at all. So I think I'm gonna fake sick.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna fake Chris. There's no other way
Speaker 1: out of it. I've thought about it. There's no other way.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be a stomach ache or feverish, or.
Speaker 2: It's gonna have to be something.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to another three hour concert.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do this. I don't want to
Speaker 2: do it, Jessie.
Speaker 1: The next big election is obviously the midterms, and while
Speaker 1: that is everyone's focus, I think it's fun to look
Speaker 1: at head Traditionally VP would be the front runner for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside the box. Who
Speaker 1: would be You're out of nowhere or under the radar
Speaker 1: primary winner for each party. You think it's someone already
Speaker 1: out there, so on and so forth. Okay, I love
Speaker 1: the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family. His
Speaker 1: name is Eric, and he said happy Hanuka to Chris.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because
Speaker 1: I think it's honestly, it's so obvious that JD. Vans
Speaker 1: is gonna run, which means Marco Rubio isn't going to run.
Speaker 1: It would be interesting to see if Ron DeSantis could
Speaker 1: make more noise this time than last time. Last time
Speaker 1: he was so overshadowed by Trump. But there's not been
Speaker 1: a better governor for eight years. I mean, Ron de
Speaker 1: Santis has just killed it down there. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether that would matter in a primary.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't see that. I haven't seen the
Speaker 1: poll numbers on the Democrat side. I brought this up
Speaker 1: a while ago, so I'll bring it up again.
Speaker 2: JB.
Speaker 1: Pritzker, JB. Pritzker, and I don't like him, Okay, so
Speaker 1: don't start throwing things at me if you're from Illinois.
Speaker 2: But JB. Pritzker, he kind of looks like your uncle.
Speaker 1: Kind of fat, but probably not too fat, fat enough
Speaker 1: that he's relatable, but not so fat where you're thinking, geez, buddy,
Speaker 1: have you ever gone for a walk. He is insanely wealthy,
Speaker 1: so he's going to be able to raise a ton
Speaker 1: of money. Everyone's kind of already handing the nomination to
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, while also allowing that AOC or someone some
Speaker 1: Bonker's nutball may come up, but if JB. Pritzker made
Speaker 1: a serious run at it, I wouldn't be surprised. He's
Speaker 1: guy who got elected governor in Illinois, gonna have a
Speaker 1: huge war chest. Don't sleep on JB. Pritzker, although that
Speaker 1: would be very soft and comfortable. One more segment, hang on.
Speaker 4: It is a Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Speaker 4: Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Friday and ass doctor
Speaker 4: Jesse Friday, and I want to remind.
Speaker 1: You, in the name of a just merciful gun, to
Speaker 1: remember the reason for the season. All right, make sure
Speaker 1: you soak up every single waking moment with family and friends.
Speaker 1: There will come a time not to get heavy on
Speaker 1: you where your parents won't be there, at least one
Speaker 1: or both of them, So enjoy this one. I'll be
Speaker 1: missing my father this Christmas, and if yours is still here,
Speaker 1: your mom's still there, make sure you enjoy them, all right,
Speaker 1: soak up this time. It's not about the presence, of course,
Speaker 1: It's about Jesus and family and friends and just celebrating Jesse.
Speaker 1: My wife and I order pizza all the time from
Speaker 1: a local pizza place. It's usually okay, but sometimes she
Speaker 1: thinks we got a reheated one instead of a freshly
Speaker 1: made one. What's the standard? Do pizza shops always make
Speaker 1: fresh pizzas when ordered either online or by phone? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you something, and this is something
Speaker 1: like New Yorkers will know this well, but I realize
Speaker 1: some people are having traveled as much as others. Pizza
Speaker 1: is just glorious for a variety of reasons. But one
Speaker 1: of the reasons pizza is so glorious is after cooking
Speaker 1: a pizza. After you bake a pizza in the oven,
Speaker 1: let's say it's gotten cold, maybe you've even put it
Speaker 1: in the fridge, you can actually throw that pizza right
Speaker 1: back in the oven and get it very similar to
Speaker 1: what it was originally in the Kelly household. This is
Speaker 1: generally done by throwing it on a baking sheet four
Speaker 1: hundred degrees four or five minutes comes out of that
Speaker 1: oven pretty freaking good. Pizza companies have known this forever.
Speaker 1: This is honestly most a lot of people are gonna
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Speaker 1: Let's say they sell pizza by the slice and they
Speaker 1: have a bunch of pizzas already made. What did they
Speaker 1: do with it? Hey, I want a slice of pepperoni.
Speaker 1: They grab a slice of pepperoni, and they turn around
Speaker 1: and they throw it in the pizza oven for a
Speaker 1: couple minutes, then they pull it out. Pizza can be reheated.
Speaker 1: Pizza companies occasionally, not all the time, they take advantage
Speaker 1: of this fact. And nowadays here's something that may happen.
Speaker 1: For example, I'm a pizza company. Let's say I own
Speaker 1: a local pizza place. I am on a limited budget.
Speaker 1: I'm not a wealthy person. It's a local pizza place.
Speaker 1: I have to manage my overhead. I don't want to
Speaker 1: pay five employees for the six hours of primetime pizza
Speaker 1: ordering time in the evening, So I pay five employees
Speaker 1: for two hours. During that two hours, those five employees
Speaker 1: make as many pizzas as they possibly can make me
Speaker 1: five cheese pizzas, five pepperonis, and five sausage pizzas. Then,
Speaker 1: after two hours, I let three of those employees go.
Speaker 1: I then run a skeleton crew for the rest of
Speaker 1: the night, where the two employees.
Speaker 2: I have left. I call, I order a large pepperoni.
Speaker 1: I turn, I grab one of the large pepperonis I
Speaker 1: made three hours ago in the oven. It goes four
Speaker 1: or five minutes. I pull it out, then I deliver
Speaker 1: it to you. This is one of those things. In general,
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Speaker 1: and so he gave them an extra an extra thing
Speaker 1: that men don't have. Hey, girly hands, this is not nice.
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Speaker 1: Hey, meat Master Debate or Jesse, what unusual types of
Speaker 1: meat have you eaten or prepared? I've had rabbit, squirrel, rattlesnake,
Speaker 1: and alligator meat. I've actually had all of those kinds
Speaker 1: of meat. And this will only be unusual outside of
Speaker 1: the South. And I know you're gonna think I'm bonkers.
Speaker 1: If you're outside of the South, do not ignore frog
Speaker 1: legs if you get the chance. I know it's Chris,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know it sounds insanely unappealing.
Speaker 1: You would think it's gross. On my life, I know
Speaker 1: this is very cliche. It's like chicken. It's very similar
Speaker 1: to chicken, and when done correctly, frog legs are outstanding.
Speaker 2: What Chris? What Chris said? How close is it to gator?
Speaker 1: Honestly, very similar, except because frogs are smaller, At least
Speaker 1: in my experience, you always eat him off the bone.
Speaker 1: Normally you don't eat gator off the bone. It's been
Speaker 1: sliced up in steaks and chopped up in deep pride
Speaker 1: and things like that.
Speaker 2: Frogs legs live a little. Try some frogs legs. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 2: did you.
Speaker 1: See Elon Musk on Joe Rogan Show talking about our
Speaker 1: biggest weakness of Western society as empathy and that it's
Speaker 1: being used against us. He must be listening to the
Speaker 1: oracle preaching about the Communists using our values against us. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a huge fan, like everyone else is Scuba. Jesse,
Speaker 1: you said you would worry if Dan Bongino left the
Speaker 1: Cheka FBI. Rumor has it he's leaving. No, it's not
Speaker 1: rumor by now he is leaving. Does it get me unsettled? No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't unsettle me at all. Whether is at the
Speaker 1: FBI or not at the FBI, I consider the FBI
Speaker 1: to be a soless, evil, criminal organization that should be
Speaker 1: defunded and disbanded immediately. That my thoughts on it don't
Speaker 1: change whether he's there or not. You can't say the
Speaker 1: secret state police agency should leave Jesse. She said, we
Speaker 1: are seven million units short on housing, So how many
Speaker 1: crossed the border under Joe Biden? Pretty basic stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they always say we're seven million units short on housing.
Speaker 1: A lot of people say that. A lot of people
Speaker 1: believe that. Part of the problem with saying we're short
Speaker 1: on housing, and that may be true in some ways.
Speaker 1: Part of the problem is though we only build huge
Speaker 1: homes now instead of tiny starter homes that normal people
Speaker 1: can afford. You know, your dad bought a house back
Speaker 1: in the fifties and it was two bedrooms in one
Speaker 1: bath and it was twelve hundred square feet. You don't
Speaker 1: see a lot of those anymore.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Go celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Gjesus
Speaker 1: Christ with your family, enjoy your Christmas, enjoy your break,
Speaker 1: get fat on eggnog and sweets. And I will see
Speaker 1: you again in twenty twenty six. And I will miss you,
Speaker 1: all right, that's all