WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:05.879 Kenny Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly 2 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:10.279 Show on a wonderful Friday. All kinds of wonderful things 3 00:00:10.359 --> 00:00:14.199 this hour, from regifting to serious things. We're talking about 4 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:18.760 Somali's sauce people, all that and so much more coming 5 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:21.199 up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 6 00:00:21.199 --> 00:00:23.320 I wanted to touch on something quick first because I 7 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:28.800 brought it up yesterday just for the little background. Animal 8 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:33.640 Farm was a book written by George Orwell. Orwell was 9 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:36.640 not some hardcore righty freedom fighter, by the way, but 10 00:00:37.439 --> 00:00:42.759 Orwell also understood how truly evil and sick Soviet Communism was, 11 00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:49.039 and he wrote Animal Farm to condemn Soviet Communism. And 12 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:53.359 this is all written down, well documented. There's a new 13 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:56.880 Animal Farm movie coming out by Angel Studios. 14 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:57.840 We'll get to that in a moment. 15 00:00:58.240 --> 00:01:01.679 There's a new Animal Farm movie come out, and they're 16 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:06.840 already printing articles about how they essentially flip the story 17 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:11.920 on its head again, completely subversive. Now, this one's an 18 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:16.159 indictment of capitalism, right, So they took something that was 19 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:20.000 supposed to make communism look bad and of course twisted it. 20 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.040 Now it's supposed to indict capitalism and I got this 21 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:26.000 email Bronco Jesse. I just heard you say that the 22 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:30.120 new animated version of Animal Farm subverts the original book 23 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:35.040 and makes capitalism to be evil. This blew my mind 24 00:01:35.079 --> 00:01:38.159 because I was looking forward to seeing it because it's 25 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:42.439 from Angel Studios. Everything I've seen from them has been good, 26 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:46.519 and I've considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean 27 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:49.879 Angel Studios has been infiltrated by communists? Says His name 28 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:56.680 is Dave, all right, so I don't know if Angel 29 00:01:56.719 --> 00:02:01.239 Studios has been infiltrated by communists yet. So let's pause 30 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:04.239 for a moment. That doesn't take away the fact that 31 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:11.800 Angel Studios has made good, wholesome, family worthy movies. Right, 32 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:16.919 that's one. Here's what has happened in Hollywood in recent years. 33 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.360 Let's just talk briefly about the business model, because I 34 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:24.919 know you've seen this. Hollywood was it's been left since 35 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.840 the sixties, right, it's been left. But in recent years 36 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:32.879 they've gone all in on the communism. And this is 37 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:36.719 honestly in large part to all the DEI efforts. If 38 00:02:36.759 --> 00:02:41.439 you're a normal, sane, certainly white male, you are unhireable. 39 00:02:41.759 --> 00:02:44.439 So they go hire as many race communists and women 40 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:47.759 as they possibly can, and everything they put out is 41 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:52.960 wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing super doing flip kits, 42 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:56.800 a tranny person in every TV show. 43 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:57.879 It's horrible. It's been horrible. 44 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:04.000 Okay, you got all that. Hollywood has a problem. Normal 45 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:06.960 people caught onto it and they don't want to go. 46 00:03:08.159 --> 00:03:11.360 They started gaying up every single thing I told you 47 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:13.439 about that movie. I think it was Super Pets or 48 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.439 DC Pets. I went to like five minutes into the movie, 49 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:17.759 there's two lesbians in the park. 50 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.479 This is a communist kids movie. 51 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:26.039 They can't help themselves. Everything has to be communist propaganda. 52 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:29.560 Coinciding with that, as people stopped going to the movies, 53 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:35.120 we saw the rise of what would be considered more traditional, 54 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:37.319 maybe even right wing, depending on how you wanted to 55 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:40.960 put it. Put it movies and movie studios. We'll make 56 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:44.599 this about kind of Christian movies. I would say ten 57 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:48.360 years ago Hollywood would still put out a Christian movie 58 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:51.520 or two. And if you're being honest with yourself, they 59 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:58.120 were freaking garbage, horrible movies. Why it was no budget. 60 00:03:58.240 --> 00:04:00.879 There was no budget for the movie. You can't hire 61 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:04.280 great writers, you can't hire great directors. You can't hire 62 00:04:04.319 --> 00:04:07.599 great actors. You go grab this guy, that guy, and 63 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:11.080 that guy and cobble together some motley crew and put 64 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:14.199 out a movie, admittedly with usually a pretty wonderful message. 65 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:19.240 But the movie was garbage, garbage. I know this because 66 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:20.279 I was at those movies. 67 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:21.199 Ah mey. 68 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:24.279 We took the boys of those movies crap, total crap, 69 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:29.600 and we noticed something. Over the last ten years, they're 70 00:04:29.639 --> 00:04:36.879 getting better and better and better and better. What's happening now? 71 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:39.279 You got that it's quaid in these things and stuff 72 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:44.480 like that. What is happening, Well, something wonderful and can 73 00:04:44.519 --> 00:04:49.240 be terrible people, even though the movies were not top quality, 74 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:53.319 they want to go to the movies with their kids, 75 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:56.680 with their friends, with a girlfriend, with somebody. 76 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:56.959 Right. 77 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:59.600 People like to go to the movies. Certainly Americans like 78 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:04.000 to go to the the movies. If every other movie 79 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:06.639 in the theater is going to be a gaate up, 80 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:10.000 a bunch of commie slop nonsense, I just won't go. 81 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:13.199 If you sprinkle out some movie with a good message, 82 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.959 I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet, I'll go. 83 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:19.720 These movies started making money. They didn't cost a lot 84 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:23.360 to make, and they started making nice amounts of money. 85 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:29.560 What's the result. More money starts coming in. Now, Let's 86 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:33.839 say let's say I'm a Christian director and I get 87 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:37.079 a movie script about some wonderful story, about a redemption 88 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:40.319 story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well, 89 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:43.920 I have to go get somebody to pay me to 90 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:46.120 produce it. I have to go find people to produce it. 91 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:50.360 My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm 92 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:53.040 just trying to push out a good message. If I'm 93 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:56.720 trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I 94 00:05:56.839 --> 00:06:00.000 go sit in front of a producer, let's call him 95 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:01.360 Jewish producer Chris. 96 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:03.000 He's got a bunch of money. 97 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:05.199 Doesn't really agree with my movie or whatever, but you 98 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:07.279 don't think give a crap. It's about money. So I 99 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:09.399 go sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris, 100 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:12.879 got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up, 101 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:15.399 I have this, I have that. Look at what my 102 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:18.959 last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can 103 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:22.240 I have thirty forty fifty million dollars to make a movie. 104 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:24.879 Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure, 105 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:26.639 I'm gonna make all my money back. 106 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:27.360 Go ahead. 107 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:33.519 But with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson 108 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:36.040 in this for all of us, myself included very much. 109 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:43.839 So maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with 110 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:48.319 a couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat 111 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:52.199 out demands. Sure, sure, here's your fifty million dollars. Go 112 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:57.399 hire Dennis Quaid. But I have a daughter, well actually 113 00:06:57.399 --> 00:07:00.240 she's my son. Now she wouldn't already had the surgery. 114 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:04.920 Her name's Trina. She loves to write movies. She fancies 115 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:08.879 herself as a movie writer. I would like her to 116 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:12.639 have final approval on the script for your new Christian movie. 117 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:16.439 Anyway you want my fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it. 118 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:21.399 Now you have a decision to make. If you're that director, 119 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:23.879 you can make a fifty million dollar budget movie with 120 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:27.759 Dennis Quaid and movie stars, or you can go back 121 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:31.120 to the days of scrapping and scraping and try to 122 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:34.920 make a low budget pile of crap. I'm not at 123 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:37.680 all saying that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know 124 00:07:37.720 --> 00:07:42.240 the behind the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes 125 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:48.600 is how not just movie studios people businesses. They get 126 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:54.560 corrupted by that, and it's easy to understand the why 127 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:56.040 and the how. 128 00:07:57.160 --> 00:08:03.000 It's just it's human nature. I told you this story before. 129 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:05.800 I think I told it once, because this was not 130 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:11.040 long ago. People you see on social media, people with 131 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:14.360 big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff like that, 132 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:20.600 they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion. It's 133 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:23.160 not that they think it or believe it. They're paid 134 00:08:23.199 --> 00:08:27.279 to have that opinion by interests of various kinds, domestic 135 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:31.439 and foreign interests. And because I have this national show 136 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:34.559 and I guess a big platform, I had somebody who 137 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:37.000 I know reach out to me. I read you the 138 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:38.600 message I'm not going to dig it up right now, 139 00:08:38.679 --> 00:08:41.960 and said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He 140 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:46.440 did not say who they were. They're interested in partnering 141 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:52.480 with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would 142 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:55.720 come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it 143 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:58.759 would be on here, and I might say something to 144 00:08:58.799 --> 00:08:59.519 the effect of. 145 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:05.559 That's a really underrated place. Qatar, man, I'm a huge 146 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:10.960 quitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool. You've never 147 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:13.080 heard me say a word about Katar. I don't give 148 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:15.120 a crap about Qatar. I know they fund a lot 149 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:19.360 of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But if I 150 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:21.720 said that, you would have no idea because I wouldn't 151 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:24.879 put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just wrote me 152 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:27.559 a fifty thousand dollars check to say that on the air. 153 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:30.600 I didn't even respond to the guy. I didn't decline 154 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:32.799 it and say yes, I didn't even respond. My opinions 155 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:35.519 are not for sale. I have stupid opinions for free. 156 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:41.080 But it tells you how easily. 157 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:42.960 That can happen. Right, And what if it was I 158 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.399 never asked the price, By the way, what if it 159 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:48.320 was a million dollars, I don't know what they were offering. 160 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:51.600 What if it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse, 161 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:56.159 a million dollars? And all we need you to say 162 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:00.240 is you love Brussels sprouts. Now everybody knows I hate 163 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:05.399 vegetables and I hate Brussels sprouts. A million dollars, A 164 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:09.360 million dollars, a lot of cheddar cheese, right, million dollars, 165 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:15.000 first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see how it 166 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:18.679 can happen. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And you 167 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:22.840 can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com oracle, 168 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:26.600 what are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother 169 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:29.960 regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I 170 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.200 put his truck or put his truck on Jackson and 171 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:39.360 emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll 172 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:42.320 tell you something right now. 173 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:44.279 Aub and I. 174 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:51.720 We have a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay 175 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:56.399 with regifting. I have in my home. I don't know 176 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:01.360 where she keeps it in an entire box of stuff 177 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:08.000 that can be regifted. I am a regifting master. Don't 178 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:11.080 shake your head, Chris. I believe it is good and right. 179 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:15.080 I don't want to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for 180 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:17.159 me to just set it on my shelf, to collect 181 00:11:17.240 --> 00:11:20.159 dust or throw it away. It's not like I open 182 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:21.879 it and play with it for a while and then 183 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:24.279 hand it to somebody. Someone else may may you have 184 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:24.879 a use for it? 185 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:30.480 What Chris. 186 00:11:29.639 --> 00:11:31.600 Chris said, as are we talking like a birthday gift 187 00:11:31.679 --> 00:11:32.519 or a one off gift? 188 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:33.879 No? No, no, for all occasions. 189 00:11:34.159 --> 00:11:39.960 If it's what Chris, If it's a birthday, Christmas, whenever 190 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:43.360 there is an occasion where I need to give somebody 191 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:48.000 a gift it's not the last stop, it's the first stop, 192 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:50.879 the regifting box. 193 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:52.720 It's beautiful. 194 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:58.080 Now there is a danger, a danger, and you know 195 00:11:58.159 --> 00:11:59.960 exactly what the danger is. You probably already know what 196 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:04.080 I'm gonna say. If you forget who gave you the 197 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:08.639 gift and you give back to them the gift they 198 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:13.320 gave you, then you are exposed on a couple different levels. 199 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:17.159 You're exposed that you hated the gift they gave you. 200 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:20.720 You are exposed that you are a regifter. That's why 201 00:12:20.759 --> 00:12:23.039 you don't want to tell anybody you're a regifter. You 202 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:26.679 want to make sure you keep that quiet. But the 203 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:31.799 closest I came to running into that was I had 204 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:35.559 This is after my dad died. One of my neighbors 205 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:38.919 I'm friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't 206 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:42.960 really drink much anymore, but he brought me a six 207 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.159 pack of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This 208 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:47.919 is a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's 209 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:51.200 a nice gesture. Now, I don't drink much anymore, and 210 00:12:51.279 --> 00:12:53.639 I don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just something. 211 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:54.759 I've never been a Guinness guy. 212 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:55.399 You're a Guinnis guy. 213 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:57.799 Chris, I don't like anyway, brings me a six pack 214 00:12:57.840 --> 00:12:58.799 of Guinness. 215 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:00.960 I don't drink. 216 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:04.320 Guinness, so I threw it in the fridge and it's 217 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:09.320 kind of left the frigging Guinness there. Bob throws a 218 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:13.600 big party. She throws a big neighborhood party. This is 219 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.000 I think it was last year. Throws a big neighborhood party. 220 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:18.159 And we wanted to set things out, so you know, 221 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:20.240 there's the big bowl of fruit punch and everything else. 222 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:22.759 And then we had a cooler. It was a cooler 223 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:25.799 just sitting on the ground. We put sodas in waters 224 00:13:25.879 --> 00:13:30.799 and beers in there, and we thought, well, we have 225 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:34.080 a six pack a Guinness. Maybe someone coming will want 226 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:41.600 a guinnis. He walks in, he notices the guinnis and 227 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:45.120 he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I wasn't sure 228 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:48.279 you were a Guinness guy. I'm glad to see that's 229 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:50.720 your thing. And I saw, oh you should have seen it. 230 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:55.759 Chris lied stone face, lied right to his face. I 231 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:59.360 was like, oh, yeah, big time, big time. I stucked 232 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:02.919 up because I knew you were a Guinness guy too. Anyway, 233 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:05.399 can I get you a beer? And I sat there 234 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:09.320 and watched him take one of his guinnesses out of 235 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:13.440 the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped the top on. 236 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:15.159 It, enjoyed himself. 237 00:14:17.559 --> 00:14:20.039 Hey Jesse. A few days ago, my twenty four year 238 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:23.559 old son Donnie, came home for lunch with a McDonald's 239 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:26.519 bag and a drink. After looking through the bag, he 240 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:29.799 angrily threw it all in the trash without taking a 241 00:14:29.799 --> 00:14:33.000 single bite. When I asked whether his order was wrong, 242 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:36.279 he said it wasn't. However, the extra sweet and sour 243 00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:39.679 sauce he paid for was missing. When I asked why 244 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:42.559 he didn't just eat the meal without it, he launched 245 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:46.279 into a tirade about how I didn't understand the disappointment 246 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:49.679 of anticipating dipping his fries and nuggets in the sauce. 247 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:53.799 According to him, eating the food without it completely negates 248 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:57.879 the experience. About thirty minutes later, he came out of 249 00:14:57.879 --> 00:15:01.480 his room and said he had taken into his own hands. 250 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:06.440 He purchased one hundred McDonald's Sweet and Sour sauces on 251 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:12.279 eBay for sixty dollars. He did apologize for his outburst, 252 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:15.679 but he said he is tired of being dismissed and 253 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:22.960 disrespected as a saucer. Did he overreact? I have in 254 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:30.559 my fridge at home. I have items like Chick fil 255 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:38.320 a ranch, I have WAA Burger Jalapeno ranch. I have 256 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:42.639 an entire bottle of a bottle they sold by the 257 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:47.840 bottle of Popeye's blackened Ranch. And you know why I 258 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:51.879 have these things because your son is one hundred percent correct. 259 00:15:53.240 --> 00:15:58.480 The sauce in many cases makes the meal. Without the sauce, 260 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:02.240 the meal is not worth eating. I have had to 261 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:06.919 explain this before to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left 262 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:09.360 my sauce out, and they wanted to, you know, give 263 00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:12.919 me a two dollar refund. I said, I don't need 264 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:16.519 a two dollar refund. I need a refund for everything, 265 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:23.279 because your ignorance of my sauce, of my sauce needs 266 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:27.360 ruined the entire meal. It didn't ruin two dollars of 267 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:30.559 the meal, It ruined the entire thing. You can have 268 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:35.519 the whole meal back. If anything, your son underreacted. It 269 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:41.279 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday heading 270 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:45.840 into the Christmas season. Before I get back to the emails, 271 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:55.120 I got a situation. Here's the situation. Ob she loves 272 00:16:55.639 --> 00:16:59.799 Trans Siberian Orchestra. Everyone knows what Trans Siberian Orchestra was 273 00:16:59.799 --> 00:17:02.080 that or is that big Christmas band? 274 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:02.559 Whatever. 275 00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:05.839 She loves it, has loved it since she was a child. 276 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:08.000 Loves their music, loves their stuff. 277 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:09.559 Now. 278 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:16.000 I like concerts a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I 279 00:17:16.039 --> 00:17:20.039 don't attend many anymore, and I hate to sound like 280 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:21.559 a grandpa. Let me explain myself. 281 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:23.319 They're too loud. 282 00:17:25.400 --> 00:17:28.640 My ears are now, how my ears and my voice 283 00:17:28.640 --> 00:17:31.400 are how I earn my living, and concerts destroy both 284 00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:34.279 of them. If I try to speak to people, I 285 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:38.119 have to shout, and it trashes my vocal chords and 286 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.559 the music destroys your ear drums. I know that sounds lame, 287 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:43.160 and it is lame and pathetic. 288 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:43.440 I know. 289 00:17:43.559 --> 00:17:46.640 But concerts, Now, last concert we went to was a 290 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:50.880 Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and they had 291 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:53.680 the volume turned up so loud that I had to 292 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:56.039 leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside. It 293 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:58.200 was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I can't 294 00:17:58.200 --> 00:17:59.599 do it. It's how I make my living, so I 295 00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:00.359 feed my family. 296 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:04.480 All right. So that said, I do like. 297 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:10.480 Concerts, and years ago I don't remember how many I 298 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:13.039 took ob I think it was a my Christmas gift 299 00:18:13.079 --> 00:18:18.319 to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. 300 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:21.759 Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go watch Trans 301 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:24.759 Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were fifty bucks 302 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:26.440 a piece or something like that. It was years ago. 303 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:35.640 We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. It's so long, Chris, buddy, 304 00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:39.519 I think it was three hours long. I know, yeah, 305 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:43.519 it's long, and believe me, if you're into it, it 306 00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:45.920 was so well done. It's not like it was an 307 00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:48.920 amateur hour and there's a story behind it and a 308 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:50.920 new theme and stuff like that. I am in no 309 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:54.119 way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They put on a first 310 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:55.599 rate show, but. 311 00:18:57.559 --> 00:18:58.480 A little bored. 312 00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:01.759 After three hours. I was zoning out. 313 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:06.279 I was not really into it, And apparently my body 314 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:09.400 language is easy to read for aub. At this point 315 00:19:09.440 --> 00:19:12.400 in time, she could tell I wasn't into it, and 316 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:16.640 she is just completely captivated by the whole thing, every 317 00:19:16.759 --> 00:19:18.759 minute the whole time. It could be twelve hours, and 318 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:21.200 she would sit there just soaking up every bit of it. 319 00:19:21.759 --> 00:19:23.039 But she's getting. 320 00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:27.200 Bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's getting bad 321 00:19:27.319 --> 00:19:32.240 vibes from me. Okay. After that, she decided she needed 322 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:37.960 a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and she found 323 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:41.759 one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into a lot 324 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:45.319 of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it. It's 325 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.359 been a tradition now for at least I think five years. 326 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:55.039 They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets if they're anywhere 327 00:19:55.119 --> 00:20:00.480 nearby drivable distance, She'll get tickets just those two and 328 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:05.279 they'll go, which I think is really cool. A father 329 00:20:05.480 --> 00:20:08.480 or a father, a mother's son tradition that he will 330 00:20:08.519 --> 00:20:13.839 remember his whole life, showed treasure those memories his whole life. 331 00:20:14.039 --> 00:20:20.200 It's all good, right. I don't know what happened. But 332 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:24.960 this year, honestly, this year, it was ten minutes ago. 333 00:20:25.240 --> 00:20:27.720 I got a text message because they have I think 334 00:20:27.759 --> 00:20:30.880 it's in two weeks. Two weeks. One week they have 335 00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:36.799 a concert again, Luke ob Trans Siberian Orchestra concert. I 336 00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:41.359 get a text message that says, hey, I would love 337 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:47.880 for you and James to join us this year. It's 338 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:52.240 not just that I don't want to go. It's not 339 00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:57.799 only that James also doesn't want to go. And if 340 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:01.240 you think my body language is not the best when 341 00:21:01.279 --> 00:21:05.359 I'm not into something, James is one hundred times worse 342 00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:08.640 than mine, you know, when he's into it and when 343 00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:11.480 he's not into it. To the point when he was younger. 344 00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:14.000 He doesn't do this anymore. But when he was younger, 345 00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:16.599 if we were let's say we're out at dinner, maybe 346 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:19.559 it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or something. 347 00:21:19.359 --> 00:21:22.039 Like that, and he's bored. 348 00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:26.039 Eventually he gets bored, he'll just like lay his head 349 00:21:26.079 --> 00:21:28.400 on the table as if he's going to sleep. Then 350 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:30.759 I had to inform him that is bad body language. 351 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:32.119 You don't do it, you know. So he doesn't do that. 352 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:33.559 But that's the kind of kid he is. 353 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:35.440 It is, Oh gosh. 354 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:38.319 So it's not just that I don't want to go 355 00:21:39.319 --> 00:21:44.240 and James doesn't want to go. It's a terrible idea 356 00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:47.440 for us to go three It's not just three hours, Chris. 357 00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:51.119 She's gonna lose us both, and the body language is 358 00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:54.640 gonna get bad, and then she's gonna be mad we came. 359 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:59.440 She's making bad decisions right now and I haven't responded yet. 360 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:02.599 I'm actually telling you before I've talked to her about it. 361 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:06.319 I need out of it. I need an excuse. And 362 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:09.599 you know what I think i'm gonna do. I think 363 00:22:09.640 --> 00:22:13.960 I'm gonna call in sick. I'm gonna call in sick. 364 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:14.559 What Chris? 365 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:19.319 What I need any? Chris said, I need. 366 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:24.880 An excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James is just 367 00:22:24.920 --> 00:22:28.200 gonna have to go. Look, I can't save everybody in 368 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:33.599 a triage situation. The point of triage is you only 369 00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:37.240 save who you can save, and those you can't save. 370 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:41.039 You've got to let him go. There's nothing I can 371 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:44.480 do for James right now. He's on his own. But 372 00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:49.400 he's gonna have to go enjoy the concert. Me feeling 373 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:55.480 a little feverish. What Chris Cory said, What if James 374 00:22:55.519 --> 00:22:58.440 has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him to death. No, 375 00:22:58.440 --> 00:23:04.720 now this, I'm glad you brought this up. I have 376 00:23:04.799 --> 00:23:10.880 to get in being sick before James gets in being sick. 377 00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:14.799 But I can't get in too early. Like I said, 378 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:16.759 I don't remember when they're going. It might be two weeks, 379 00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:19.440 it might be a week. I can't get in too 380 00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:22.880 early otherwise I'll have to fake being sick for too 381 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:26.880 many days, and I will eventually catch on when I'm 382 00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:30.319 sitting there eating a pizza or something like that. That 383 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:36.359 won't work at all. So I think I'm gonna fake sick. 384 00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:39.559 I think I'm gonna fake Chris. There's no other way 385 00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:42.200 out of it. I've thought about it. There's no other way. 386 00:23:42.240 --> 00:23:46.039 It's gonna have to be a stomach ache or feverish, or. 387 00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:47.960 It's gonna have to be something. 388 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:50.519 I don't want to go to another three hour concert. 389 00:23:50.880 --> 00:23:52.759 I don't want to do this. I don't want to 390 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:53.400 do it, Jessie. 391 00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:57.400 The next big election is obviously the midterms, and while 392 00:23:57.440 --> 00:23:59.839 that is everyone's focus, I think it's fun to look 393 00:23:59.839 --> 00:24:03.559 at head Traditionally VP would be the front runner for 394 00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:06.720 twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside the box. Who 395 00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:09.559 would be You're out of nowhere or under the radar 396 00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:13.119 primary winner for each party. You think it's someone already 397 00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:15.759 out there, so on and so forth. Okay, I love 398 00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:18.160 the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family. His 399 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:20.440 name is Eric, and he said happy Hanuka to Chris. 400 00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:26.400 I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because 401 00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:29.200