Speaker 1: A fiery horse with the speed of lighter clouds of
dust in a hearty hio Silver, the Lone Ranger.
Speaker 2: Attatat To this day, the masked Writer of Justice is
famous throughout the Western United States as the fourth Crime
and Criminals.
Speaker 1: He was a fearless ally of the law in those
early frontier days when law enforcement operated in the face
of almost impossible odds.
Speaker 3: With his great horse Silver and.
Speaker 1: His faithful Indian companion Tonto, he risked his life again
and again to bring peace to a land that knew
only the rule of the six gun. And now we
return once more to those days of danger and adventure.
The Lone Ranger rides again as the Loane Ranger Rode
Yon Silver. He said that he was riding to Dawson.
Doc Stubbs traveled throughout the West selling countless cases of
a preparation he called snake oil. It was, according to
his claim, a sure cure for almost any illness known
to man. He arrived at last in the town of Dawson,
and when he set up his medicine show, settlers came
from miles around to enjoy the entertainment and stayed the
Bio Tonic along May just at the.
Speaker 4: Edge of the crowd.
Speaker 1: He decided faithful Indian companion tomper He watched the show carefully,
observing Doc stub methods. I'll stand close behind your toe,
doesn't if anyone comes this way, I'll be able to
conceal the mask.
Speaker 3: All right, ask him question.
Speaker 5: I should have disguised my face so I could take
the mask off. Not time for that, I know, substably
coming from inside his wagon, and just a medison in
that right. As soon as the entertainers finished, maybe we
get them. This time, we're going to try this timing
which stops. He's robbed people from here to the Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Music.
Speaker 6: Quiet please quiet down, by quiet wi, my good friends
and color countrymen. I don't have no intel to occupy
all of your valuable time, is what I got to say.
A few well chosen words won't take long. Then we're
going on with the show again. What I speak for
at this time is in the nature.
Speaker 3: Of a warning. I've asked.
Speaker 6: Experienced and addressing crowds of people between both coasts of
our great country shows me that wherever there's a crowd,
there's a risk among you. Here tonight there may be
crooks at work I'm in a polks. There are strangers
here unknown to any of you. Flks, wholl make you
a living pick in the pockets of others? Or listen
to what I'm saying Now'll be careful, folks, and make
sure that your pockets ain't picked in the course of
my entertainment, my health talk and consultation service that will follow.
Immediately watch your property, folks, and meanwhile, have a good
time listening to.
Speaker 3: Doc Stubs incomparable entertainers.
Speaker 7: Let her go, boys, did you see the people tell.
Speaker 3: Us plenty for her.
Speaker 5: Healing pocket, to make sure his money was still there
and that stuff what Stubs wanted them to do?
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: They're the ones who might be robbed. Who's helping Stamp?
Speaker 5: I think he has men scattered through the crown nearly
as I can figure it out. He lets these men
see whose pockets are worth picking, then has them picked on.
Speaker 6: Stubbs well sneed with you where you could watch, folks
while I made that speech.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just got done observing him. I've seen half
a dozen to look likely, but one that was more.
Speaker 1: Likely than the others.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I asked who he was?
Speaker 6: Is Jim Kendall, boss at the barque ranch a few
miles northy.
Speaker 10: That sounds good.
Speaker 3: Hey, I seen him.
Speaker 4: From him with a money belt that looked mighty heavy.
Speaker 3: And this is the time when the cattleman get paid.
Speaker 6: Maybe he's got all his cattle money with him, stubbs,
Why don't you let me just lift the belt from him,
save a lot of bothering. No, sir, that's too risky.
Need Picking pockets ain't safe. Oh this ain't picking pocket
even harder to take a man's money belt.
Speaker 3: Not for me.
Speaker 6: We stick to doing things my way. Picking pockets was
all right in the east, but out here they lynches
for it. Now set aside them special medicine bottle and
make sure you hands some the Jim Kendalls. You can
point him out to me as I start selling. Now,
we gotta get ready. The music's more done.
Speaker 3: Well, folks, Fire down, fire down.
Speaker 6: That ain't all, gents, We got more, got more music,
more dancing, and more things to show you. But first
I want to take this opportunity to bring relief to them.
That suppers hair to them, that's balls, comfort and health
to all the aliens.
Speaker 3: Folks.
Speaker 6: Right here in this small bottle is the world's greatest discoveries.
The secret of my famous snake oil tonic was lost
since the earliest Egyptian days. On one of my world tours,
I found the secret formula written early Egyptian on the
inside of the tomb of Nebbucannezzar. Yes, hurry, folks, the
thing that my snake oiltnic won't cure ain't been discovered.
Aches and pains, colds, lameness, rheumatism, dandruf, summer cake, headache,
two fake neuralgia asthm goat and baldness. Snake oil pepsha,
and it's the thing for whatever alsia old Methusa lives
to be one thousand years of age.
Speaker 3: Snake oil what made Solomon so wise? Snake oil?
Speaker 6: But men, if your intelligence don't need convincing when they
see our nony's plans, all I can say is try it,
and if you don't do what it's claimed, your cash
will be refunded cheerfully.
Speaker 11: Jim Kindle at times, and I wonder if you're in
your right mind?
Speaker 4: Now, what's the matter, Marthy.
Speaker 11: Wouldn't the mind I had just set to one bottle
of that stuff for dollars. But the idea of totingholm
a whole case of it.
Speaker 5: Ten dollars a dozen, Marthy, I saved me two dollars
from what the Doc said.
Speaker 4: That are looking me over is just what I've been
needing from a rheumatic ten dollars. But don't you, Marthy,
I had to stock up on it because Doc might
can be back this way at all. He aims to
sail for the Orient when he gets to the gold Coat.
Speaker 11: I reckon he better have to swim than everyone in
this country.
Speaker 4: Besides, ain't no risk, he said, if it wasn't all acclaimed,
he'd give back the cake.
Speaker 11: Is that true? Well, let me ask you, Jim. If
you can't find him to buy more, how U hungary
you're gonna find him to get back the cake?
Speaker 4: Huh, Great Ginger, I never thought of that.
Speaker 11: Ten dollars. Just because you got your cattle money, you
go and spend it like a groat.
Speaker 4: On tree where anyhow it cures on rheumatics, it'll be
worth it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try some. I have a try of it.
Speaker 11: No, I don't want none of that stuff.
Speaker 4: Say by Ginger. That stuff tastes all right.
Speaker 11: A dollar a bottle, it should, But I have a
try at it. I ain't got no rheumatics.
Speaker 4: You got aching feet, doc said, The cure most anything.
Speaker 11: All I need to cure Mike and feet, the chance
to sit down once or twice between son up and bedtime.
Speaker 4: This is good right now, I'll have another go at
it now.
Speaker 11: Don't you take too much of that stuff.
Speaker 4: First wig was from a rheumatics. This one is from
ailing hart. You're heart, sure, Doc, calling my heart weren't
so good. I'll maybe have to take the whole bottle
before bed. I got so many things of ailing with.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it looks like you enjoyed that stuff taste first rate.
Speaker 1: But to try some, well, maybe I better.
Speaker 11: Huh, you gotta make them a right arm. Maybe it'll
help there.
Speaker 4: Sure, well, maybe I should have got a couple dozen bottles.
Speaker 11: While I was added, I do declare this don't taste
like medicine.
Speaker 3: Tall any prime.
Speaker 11: First three I got no no help, mom, I'm considerable,
But hold on, Uh you got your cash?
Speaker 3: Ain't you sure? Here? It is right here?
Speaker 4: The money bell.
Speaker 11: I I hear that there was sometimes pickpockets working in
the crowd.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't get me nurseery.
Speaker 4: That shows how square the doc is, he warned, us
to see that her cash was safe.
Speaker 11: He never mite more of that. Do believe it's helping me?
Speaker 3: E heah, oh a sleep?
Speaker 11: Who should the gallivant into that nedicon here?
Speaker 4: Poor year own snake oil.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1: Later that same night, while Jim Kendall and his wife
slept soundly, Doc Stubbs and Snead approached their home. A
masked man and Toddle secretly following. The two men saw
Doc Stubbs wait outside while his companion entered. Need was
gone for only a short time, and when he returned,
Doc Stubbs spoke.
Speaker 10: To him, You got it, snaide, Sure, I got it.
There's the belt and Kendall never moved a muscle high
that you sneed that snake oil. If we give the
money men, the shore makes them sleep, though that shore does.
He wore the belt to bed with him and I
had to take it off, but still he didn't start
out good. I told him to be sure to take
at least a half a bottle before bedtime.
Speaker 4: There was a whole bottled rain.
Speaker 10: I seen it, lily sure over sleep in the morning
and stopped and stuff ain't likely to pison him? Said no,
nothing like that had'll.
Speaker 3: Be going too far.
Speaker 10: Now we got a couple more places to call on.
Let me see I reckon. The next one is mister
Ralph Jennings. He's got more case and he knows what
to do with. Come on, sneed on to mister Jennings.
Speaker 5: Wait teller, mmy go down, crotchet him, take money belt,
I know, steal him them kendle.
Speaker 3: Let him go.
Speaker 5: Give me sev where you're going to stay right here
until morning and catch Jim Kendall just as soon as
he awakens.
Speaker 1: The next morning, the entire town was excited by news
of the paps. When Sheriff Lambert arrived at his office,
he met Hank Jennings and half a dozen other men
impatiently waiting for him.
Speaker 3: What I can't here all here speaking to wors.
Speaker 12: Let meet it into my office and speak wonder time
I cast the calls.
Speaker 3: Don't here, Sheriff Clanton, we got a thief in town,
or you have been robbed.
Speaker 12: Need for three hundred dollars and we're gonna get some
cloves to work with.
Speaker 3: Already got ideas an engine, how he look?
Speaker 8: I reckon any man here O tay that there ain't
a lighter sleeper alive, and what I am?
Speaker 3: I'll lodge for that.
Speaker 8: The ain't but two things and come into my room
at night and not wake me up. One is a
kid and the other as an engine. And I seen
a strange engine around town all day yesterday.
Speaker 6: Tak I'm a steel shuff stubbs, go say the troop
and robbed. I figured this was an honest community to
show it. But it ain't. I was robbed of a
fortune during the night.
Speaker 3: And we're head ready. How many moors are going to be?
Speaker 6: Maybe I'm wrong in judging the local man the thief.
It might be one of my own boys and the detainer.
A banjo player skipped out during the night. Now, no,
it might have been him.
Speaker 8: I was just telling us, Sheriff here, I seen a
strange engine around the town yesterday.
Speaker 13: Ahah.
Speaker 3: That must be it.
Speaker 6: That must be a thing I done wrong, suspecting my
banjo player. He must have just got tired of working
and took off. An Indian. You say that's it, we
miss slow katy.
Speaker 3: Hi, there's an engine outside. That's him. Catch him, very boys,
watch him in the air. What the matter? Come on?
We want you wretched in robis. Will you we'll show
you he's the one. He must be the one.
Speaker 13: He hes here hang for you.
Speaker 1: The curtain falls on the first act of our thrilling
Lone Ranger dramma. Before the next exciting scene, please permit
us to pause for just a few moments now to
continue our story. When Doc Stubbs entered Dawsett in the show,
he found out which men had money, sold them drugs.
Buck then with his partner, robbed his victims while they slept.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had followed Doc Stubbs hoping
to get evidence against him, but in the meantime Tonto
was accused.
Speaker 3: Of the theft and jailed.
Speaker 1: Our next scene opens in the Sheriff's office, tomating his accusers.
Speaker 3: Of course you deny doing it. He done it all right,
old sheriff, mean not the There ain't no white man
could get to my bedroom and rob me and not
wake me up. You might as well confess engine me
not talk.
Speaker 8: Look here, Sheriff manson the door to my please squeaks
just thought of that, said wake me up.
Speaker 3: If anyone come here, rememboy's guard back with the Injine's horse.
Yet no, they'd likely he'd have rooms on his horse.
He's got it hid some much stir. Suppose you let
me question him and you keep your mouth shirt. I'm
the sheriff.
Speaker 6: Here all the thanks I get for time to be helpful?
Speaker 3: Shut up an engine. You can make things you aren't
say it easier for your sheriff if you tell where
the cash is. He didn't return it me not. He
wouldn't confess to steel it, not even to save his life.
Speaker 12: You want to hang, Will you let me do the talking.
Suppose that cozy it hang if you didn't bring back
the cash and go free. If you did, you're standing
there shaking your head.
Speaker 13: Huh, well.
Speaker 3: Morning, missus. Kendrew, and don't tell me Jim's been robbed too.
Speaker 11: Kis It wasn't it?
Speaker 3: You bet it?
Speaker 11: Come and see.
Speaker 3: Hermine.
Speaker 7: I'm here.
Speaker 4: He's been pleasant.
Speaker 3: It's some critter by the name of doctor about what's that?
Speaker 6: I don't know what the critter looks like, but he
don't put him a dozen bottles of that medicine snake
or and Jim took an awful lot of it, almost
good for anyone.
Speaker 3: There's a doc there. You you duck stup, you kill us,
your fake you you'll swing for it.
Speaker 6: Now, wait, my good lady, good lady, Jim.
Speaker 3: Kendall's with us the birds stubbs. Is he anything in
that snake oil that's pison?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I told Kendall he he was in bad shape,
his his heart, his life, not.
Speaker 3: Least you sure. If that's what that snake oiler does,
my six I'll be dying from it. Will you come
with me?
Speaker 11: Shift, Come, and you don't think jims and pison.
Speaker 3: You gents, you'll have to wait till I get back
my Carris, you Stone, what about my money?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 12: If you wait here and watch the prisoners stops you're
in the restaurant with the red skins me.
Speaker 3: You can't arrest me. You that's a mistake. There's a
mistake somewhere holding you to we investigating. Oh, this is
no way to tweet a visitor in your town. There
ain't nothing you can charge me with.
Speaker 12: There's as much as he used to charge the engine with.
I'm in favor of keeping sharspecks where I can lay
my hands on him when I want him.
Speaker 3: Yaalen, boys, I'm on doc. You heard say you can't
put me in jail. This ain't legal. You can't do
this to me.
Speaker 12: Who can men? Come on, go ahead, we look at
your husband. We better get the corner in our way.
Speaker 3: Listen, Jarff Sheriff Lampson, ain't no ushoe Sheldon Stubbs.
Speaker 6: He's gone, Oh this ain't right. I God, things detend
with my camp. My things are unprotected there, buba, what's
what's left after receiving of last night?
Speaker 3: Now you just sit there and relax. We all been
robbed by that carns on Redskins? Where's my partner? Where's missus?
I mean? Doctor? Stuff fleid here I am come over here.
Oh gosh, dock here in the calaboo. Come here. I
may better be getting ouse. Come here.
Speaker 6: I tell you boys, the least you can do for
your friend, Doc Stubbs is to let me speak to
my assistant manager in private.
Speaker 3: Go on and speak. We're just staying here to guard
you and the red Skins.
Speaker 6: What I got to say is of a personal nature.
It's pertaining to my business. Would you mind stepping back
from the door a little?
Speaker 3: Please him? Talk? Boys? After all, the doctor was a
way of a good show last night. Doc, is there
any danger this sleep?
Speaker 6: The main trouble with being proving the Redskin in here
with me. Stole the things last night?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you inside that?
Speaker 1: South?
Speaker 3: Kendle's heart got him. His wife has an idea. It's
my snake oil. It finds me.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I can get out of that all right
by pooping this redskin a thief.
Speaker 3: I savvy folks all suspect him.
Speaker 6: If only some of the solen things could be found,
and his belongings that had clinch it.
Speaker 10: Maybe you could find some evidence while the sheriff's at
Kendle's place, reckon, maybe I could.
Speaker 3: I'll come try.
Speaker 1: The sheriff had left with missus Kendall, but returned in
an hour. He was stirring. His men gathered around him
with a countless question.
Speaker 3: What about him? What killed him? How did it happen?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 3: Get to fight in our cage? Where do we get
our money bag?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: Quiet, down you what you can do? Quiere? Down there?
Quiet hand? New things you said? Get to him? Shut
it shout? If you can't pend no guilt on me?
Who says I can't? What right you got to sell
such stuffs? That snake oil? Yours takes care? Look what
I found? He's got my buskin money bags, there's my
person see. Why'd you find out of it? Quite? What's
this stuff you got here? Evidence? Ain't a chef? I
found it all together by that engines camp? Mm you
did hair? What about it? Redskin? That not true?
Speaker 14: You can't lie out of it now, Redskins, keep your
tramp shot stuffs. Sheriff here and I'll handle things and
sneed you sure that's all stolen?
Speaker 3: Good? Sure it did. How'd you know? Huh? I says,
how do you know what was the engine's own property? Well?
Speaker 12: I heard Jennings and a couple of the others claim
their money bags, But you didn't know they belonged to.
Speaker 3: Them before you come here? Did you? Surely?
Speaker 6: Did you seen him take cash from them money bags
last night at my meeting, didn't you?
Speaker 3: Seed?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, sure thing? But where's the cash? I don't care
about the bag gy wan? What was in it? Reckon?
You have to make the engine teddy about that? Make
him talk here, Just let him out. That's how long
enough for me to get my hands on him. Let
me at him? Will you toop it? Who's outing him?
He's just it? You can see by the grin on
his head for sure about that. First of all, he
ain't got something else.
Speaker 12: Attend to Stubbs. I told you i'd seen the remains
of Jim Kender. Yeah, but do you clean his sneak
or yours? Won't hurt a man, horses won't.
Speaker 3: Not even if the man took a hard bottle of it.
I don't care how much he too. Well, you don't
have to prove that. Huh. Here's the bottle of it.
Drink it? What take it in? Quit a drinking me,
make him drink me. Take your own medicine for a change.
Let's see how to pet you. But I dling. You
will be if you don't drink it. You take him,
make him suck.
Speaker 13: You won't take him.
Speaker 3: Look at the dog taking his old medicines.
Speaker 12: Just take it, stop, drink it down, show him that
you ain't a beard of him.
Speaker 3: Maybe we better give.
Speaker 12: His partner bottle of it tool, I won't take a
slish look at him travel.
Speaker 3: But this ain't getting back on money.
Speaker 12: It around that when I get done finding out if
dark Stubbs has been selling price, make him drinking engine
it all gone.
Speaker 3: Stubs, drink it all right, there's the empty botty. This
ain't right, It ain't legal, it ain't just I'll have
a lot on you. I am the lord your shrubs.
I'll give h I'm a sick man. I'm dying you.
You shouldn't. You shouldn't, couldn't have done it. He's Betty
had Who's the man?
Speaker 12: I'm falling a Sit easy, boys, This mess man's a
friend of ours, Indy sleep plenty quick.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't keep awake you. You can't do this
to me? All right, man, if you want just to
them money back, come with me.
Speaker 14: I'll show you the Wayne bit you Aready said, boys.
Speaker 3: You to take orders from him, just as if to
come from me.
Speaker 13: Come by.
Speaker 1: The Shareff and the group of angry randers left the
office follow the masks man. They rode towards the Doc
Stubbs Medicine Show, but before they'd covered more than half
the distance, they saw a writer approaching them.
Speaker 3: It looks like Jim Candle Candle from the short.
Speaker 9: I said that I've seen it remain, but I didn't
tell you it's to remain.
Speaker 3: What you see, he recalled me.
Speaker 15: I I jem, it's working out like you said, Sponger.
Speaker 3: Fir sneed hacking things.
Speaker 8: The Doc subs wagons packing things, getting set the bullstakes.
Speaker 4: You better hurry if you want to catch him with Jingle.
Speaker 3: House at the jew Alive. Come on and ride. I'll
tell you why we're going after sneed you a fam
Come on now, get up, get a mason. The mass
fans team Stubbs and Steed.
Speaker 13: Rob and kindle their fan.
Speaker 3: He had to get proof of him. Don't he talk
to Jim this morning exclaiming the medicine.
Speaker 13: The doc showed me full sweep through sound awaken when
he would rob.
Speaker 3: Kingo agreed the speed the little drop last night?
Speaker 13: Sure what why that Matson yip?
Speaker 12: His Kingda's wife came to me when I got these placed,
spout him alive and well.
Speaker 3: Even the mass man told me what would want? We
may see you think the medicine would really poison? He
took all out of it. Eager he takes the loop
the pig tail and that guess what the coyote doing there?
He goes now wagging and all.
Speaker 13: Come on, Schumer, come on the silver row boy, pel
test him before he gets very far. Pull off fair
steeds me.
Speaker 3: You can't point to me, so let me long.
Speaker 13: Come on, Schumer. He wants to see some gave everything away.
Speaker 3: Let me let me, I can't scawy.
Speaker 13: Con conrolls flash from her hand holder. Come on.
Speaker 3: That comes to shove them, and then you help Rob Steed.
You'll unerrest boy.
Speaker 12: Oh Sneed, we got you now.
Speaker 3: You can't kill me like what you're doing with the doctor.
Speaker 4: You the manes me surprised to see me living.
Speaker 3: Kend that medicine ain't poison. That is you're a sleep producer.
Speaker 5: And over the stolen cassnee, I ain't gonna hand it
over somewhere on that wagon and we're ahead to get it.
Speaker 3: You don't want to go back and get Lynch with
the dock Let's have the stolen cat ord. No, no,
don't take me back. Listen, listen to my chef. The
cash is all inside the wagons.
Speaker 4: It's all there, and all the dock store from every
other town is there too.
Speaker 3: Take it. Let me go. It's into tone. That's all
we wanted to know, Sneed. We won't take you back
to get Lynch to let me go gun a chance
on it.
Speaker 9: We won't take you back to Hank, but we'll sure
take you back to keep Stubs company in jail after
we let Tato go free.
Speaker 13: Come over, sepal lords the doors
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