Speaker 1: The Johnson Whack Program with Faber McGhee and Molly, the
Speaker 1: lakers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Code
Speaker 1: Present Fiber, McGhee and Bally written by Don Quinn, with
Speaker 1: songs by Martha Tilton and The King's Men music by
Speaker 1: Billy Mills. The show opens with its higher time. Fiber
Speaker 1: and Mally will be with us in just a minute.
Speaker 1: You know, we hear a lot about freedom and democracy
Speaker 1: these days. It's true that we take a lot of
Speaker 1: our present liberty for granted. Take this free competitive system
Speaker 1: of business, for instance, it has turned loose a great
Speaker 1: deal of inventive intelligence of which you and I get
Speaker 1: the benefit in greater everyday comforts and conveniences and more
Speaker 1: attractive living. For example, the makers of Johnson's Wax didn't
Speaker 1: stop when they had perfected the original Johnson's Wax, the
Speaker 1: famous polish that's kept floors beautiful for over fifty years. No, Indeed,
Speaker 1: they went right on developing other useful products and easy
Speaker 1: to use polish for linoleum floors. Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Coat,
Speaker 1: then an amazing auto polish carn You that cleans and
Speaker 1: wax polishes in one application, then cream wax for furniture
Speaker 1: and woodwork, and just recently an extraordinary product in the
Speaker 1: paint field, an enamel that actually has wax mixed right
Speaker 1: in it and gives a superbly beautiful finish that's easy
Speaker 1: to clean. The name of this product is Johnson's Wax Enamel,
Speaker 1: and dealers everywhere are now offering it in nineteen stunning colors.
Speaker 1: Perhaps you'd like to ask your dealer about it. This
Speaker 1: is the time of year when maple leaves and football
Speaker 1: forecasters begin to turn yellow. There's a nip in the
Speaker 1: air and wistful vista, and our hero thinks of fire
Speaker 1: in the fireplace will be pretty dandy. So here, with
Speaker 1: papers and kindling and matches and a bucket of kerosene
Speaker 1: and not enough accident insurance, we find that unintentional arsonist
Speaker 1: and his watchful wife Fibber McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 2: I ought to do it. Hand me that bucket of kerosene. Molly,
Speaker 2: I will not, Huh.
Speaker 3: You've got enough paper and kindling in there to barbecue
Speaker 3: an elephants. McGee. Don't pour that on there, don't know.
Speaker 2: Molly, don't be such a scaredy cat. Here. Watch, oh dear.
Speaker 3: When you get through starting that fire, McGee, run downtown,
Speaker 3: get me some dynamite.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: I want to open a can of sardines for lunch.
Speaker 2: What's a few drops of kerosene. Where's the matches?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Here they are. I'll have a roaring fire in here
Speaker 2: no time at all.
Speaker 3: Yes, a roaring fire and a howling insurance adgester McGee
Speaker 3: for the last time. Please don't do it.
Speaker 2: Step back a little, Molly, It may flare up a
Speaker 2: little bit at first, mcgie.
Speaker 3: Put that screen in front of it.
Speaker 5: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I got it under control.
Speaker 6: Have me my coat.
Speaker 7: The rocks on fire? Here here, beat it?
Speaker 1: Beat it?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 3: Beat out the fire?
Speaker 7: Coool should have use.
Speaker 2: Safety matches to start it with the kitchen matches. Make
Speaker 2: too big of a plane.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: It's okay, Molly, it's okay.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's fine. The house full of smoke, the rugall
Speaker 3: scortch and you only got one eyebrow left?
Speaker 2: Well, how did I know that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Here, quick? Quite the shoot off your face? McGee, You
Speaker 3: look like an inn man.
Speaker 2: You look like a mammy yourself. Mommy, come in.
Speaker 3: Heavenly Days's mayor La Trivia, come in your honor.
Speaker 6: Hi, mister mayor today McGhee, how do you do missus
Speaker 6: mcgheb Hi, just research.
Speaker 5: What goes on? You're mcgating.
Speaker 3: The fireplace backfired, miss mayor? Won't you have a chair?
Speaker 5: Thank you? No, just stopped in on a matter of business.
Speaker 5: Mister mcgeem. You're a public spirited citizen.
Speaker 6: And I'm sure you would be glad to give the
Speaker 6: city the benefit of your executive experience.
Speaker 2: Why, certainly, your honor, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 2: Run for your job next year? Chucks, I'll be glad to.
Speaker 2: All I gotta do is profit by the mistakes you've made,
Speaker 2: and I'll show.
Speaker 3: That's the mayor talk.
Speaker 6: Oh, mister McGee, the office of mayor of whisper Vista
Speaker 6: is not on discussion.
Speaker 2: Oh you think not if you'd hear what people are
Speaker 2: saying about me, Let the mayor talk. Okay, go ahead, trivial.
Speaker 5: To be brief, McGee.
Speaker 6: One of our officials is making a nationwide survey, will
Speaker 6: be out of the city for a week or ten days.
Speaker 6: His office is too valuable and important to remain vacant
Speaker 6: during that time. I want you to fill the vacancy
Speaker 6: pro tem.
Speaker 3: Oh, what job is it, mister mayor.
Speaker 5: Fire Commissioner.
Speaker 2: Bud, You've come to the right man, with my experience
Speaker 2: and fire prom.
Speaker 3: Pardon me, it's the small Very well.
Speaker 5: Then we'll consider it settled. Here's a badge, and here's your.
Speaker 2: Official appointment, mister Mayor. I accept with pleasure. And I
Speaker 2: must say that for a city like our wistful vista,
Speaker 2: a man like me is none too good for it.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 5: Thank you, mister McGee. I'll inform the city Council that
Speaker 5: the office has been filled pro temp.
Speaker 2: What does pro tem mean?
Speaker 5: That's a Latin phrase meaning try and keep it.
Speaker 6: Thank you and good day, hot dog.
Speaker 2: Imagine me, Molly, Fire Commissioner. The first thing I'm going
Speaker 2: to do is call a meeting of the Chamber of
Speaker 2: Commerce this afternoon and give him a talk on fire prevention.
Speaker 3: Yes, and if they ask how you scorched your eyebrow,
Speaker 3: tell him you were cleaning the fireplace and didn't know
Speaker 3: it was loaded.
Speaker 2: Now, let's see, I better have the secretary of the
Speaker 2: Chamber telephone all the members. That's probably for me, Molly. Hello,
Speaker 2: Fire Commissioner McGee speaking oho, oh oh hi Roscoe. Sure okay, Roscoe.
Speaker 2: I'm calling a special meeting of the Chamber for two
Speaker 2: thirty this afternoon. Can you be there, Roscoe? Oh that's fine, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you bet your Roscoe. I'll see you there. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: glad you called Roscoe. Hey, Molly, Yes, do I know
Speaker 2: anybody named Roscoe?
Speaker 7: What you do now?
Speaker 2: Oh? These constituents coming around to ask us city officials
Speaker 2: for a favor? Come in?
Speaker 3: Oh, hello, mister de Poplins.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi Nick, Hello, QP Hello, Fizzer.
Speaker 8: What is this unfounded roommate, I'm hearing about you being
Speaker 8: annoyed at the pro temporary fire commissionary.
Speaker 3: Well, it's through mister Depopls. He's hot stuff and he's
Speaker 3: got a badge to prove it.
Speaker 2: Molly, remind me to get you some throat tablets. What
Speaker 2: you're developing a bad scoff?
Speaker 3: Oh, commissioner, What was you saying?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 8: What I was about to say before I was so
Speaker 8: rudely interrupted. He's done in my restaurant, says we are
Speaker 8: having quite.
Speaker 2: A fire his ord hazard. I'll say, we has what
Speaker 2: is the fire hazard in your restaurant?
Speaker 9: Nick?
Speaker 3: Well, when we.
Speaker 8: Are getting an order for a charcour grill for the steakhouse.
Speaker 3: Now you mean partner house steak.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing, only topper.
Speaker 8: Every time the cook is charcour getting it, the bacon
Speaker 8: grease in the frying pan is catching itself into a
Speaker 8: big flame of fire, and all we can do is
Speaker 8: stand there hopeless.
Speaker 2: Haven't you got a fire extinguisher?
Speaker 8: Sure, but every time we squatter on a frying pan,
Speaker 8: it is making the steak taste very pepuliar.
Speaker 3: Well, look, mister d Populas, your restaurants specializes in charcoal
Speaker 3: grilled steaks and chops. Doesn't it more smelt me?
Speaker 8: Just like Mother used to make Papa mad by cooking
Speaker 8: them the same way?
Speaker 3: Why qub Well, it's a little drastic maybe, But why
Speaker 3: don't you get yourself a charcoal browler?
Speaker 2: Well for scheamsake?
Speaker 10: I never thought of that, Thank you, Oh Molly, this is.
Speaker 2: A great day for wistful This day, is it? It
Speaker 2: surely is? Why when the citizens of this community, this
Speaker 2: little city of homes and schools and churches, realize that
Speaker 2: their safety and well being are now in the hands
Speaker 2: of Fiber McGee, acting fire commissioner.
Speaker 3: Stop acting fire commissioner.
Speaker 7: Sing by.
Speaker 11: The King's Men singing tapioca I used to work umond
Speaker 11: the levy wayne for steam with touga down. Sometimes she
Speaker 11: was loaded night.
Speaker 2: Be heavy, and sometimes she would go, why.
Speaker 12: Don't you wind and give me my dinner?
Speaker 2: Taylor takes a cook in there relieve. Oh, that's good
Speaker 2: enough for any sinner.
Speaker 12: And that very good enough for me. Tapyo gone, have
Speaker 12: you yor come mammy, won't you? And you pick upon
Speaker 12: the poker?
Speaker 3: Infantap yoga, yoga yoga, come on, have it? You believe?
Speaker 12: Working on the railroad twenty six day, Johnny Panjo Call me, ma'am.
Speaker 12: Don't you hear the baby cries? Working on the railroad?
Speaker 12: Naver pack Johnny, Honny van Joe call me.
Speaker 5: Man and man and mama.
Speaker 2: Don't you hear the baby cry?
Speaker 12: I've seen the children rolling in the cottonoon, son pouring
Speaker 12: down upon their head.
Speaker 2: Hoom.
Speaker 5: Somebody's gotta make a living.
Speaker 2: Chilling, gotta have a little bread.
Speaker 12: Tapioca lampioka, have yo, come on to.
Speaker 5: You, ma'am, and that you pick upon the poker.
Speaker 12: Tapyc happyocas hap yolka tapioca.
Speaker 2: Come on, haven't you believe?
Speaker 12: Working on the railroad twenty six days, Johnny Pocatoon on
Speaker 12: your van.
Speaker 5: Joe.
Speaker 2: Oh me, oh my my ma.
Speaker 12: Don't you hear the baby cry? Oh me, oh mamie,
Speaker 12: don't you hear say?
Speaker 3: Well, have you got your speech written for the Chamber
Speaker 3: of Commerce meeting?
Speaker 2: Commissioner? Nope, I'll just add libbit. I'll start off by saying,
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a snappy opening. And incidentally, Commissioner, I wish
Speaker 3: you'd report to the chief of police about the cop
Speaker 3: in this neighborhood. He's growing a beard and he looks terrible.
Speaker 2: I've already spoke to the cop about it.
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 2: I told him to quit bushing around the beat. Imagine
Speaker 2: that we almost took that out. That reminds me. I
Speaker 2: better call the chamber and see how many members they
Speaker 2: rounded up handing the phone here. Thanks hello, operator, Give
Speaker 2: me the whistful, mister chamber huh? Oh is that you mert?
Speaker 2: How's every little thing?
Speaker 1: Mart Is?
Speaker 4: Eh?
Speaker 2: What's amurd you're old man in the hospital. He shot
Speaker 2: off his what oh Carevin these days?
Speaker 3: McGee? What happened?
Speaker 2: He was in Brooklyn last week and shot off his
Speaker 2: mouth about the Yankees? What's a murd Oh, wow, don't matter.
Speaker 2: Thanks anyway, a great gallamert. I'll bet she just lives
Speaker 2: for the few moments she talks to me every week.
Speaker 3: You call it living.
Speaker 2: Non or mind. We better get going. The guy in
Speaker 2: my position owes it to the citizens to be punctual.
Speaker 3: Oh you're punctual alright. Dear, everything we own we've bought
Speaker 3: on time. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations feb old man. So you're the new fire commissioner.
Speaker 3: Isn't it wonderful?
Speaker 2: Mister will task aw shots. It's nothing that any red blooded,
Speaker 2: clean living American boy couldn't have done.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a wonderful opportunity, my boy. You can now
Speaker 1: serve not only your city, but those people in Racine,
Speaker 1: Wisconsin who have done so much for you and me.
Speaker 2: Okay, will Cox, drag it in, but don't drag it out.
Speaker 1: Why is fire commissioner, febru You can help prevent fires,
Speaker 1: and fire is just about the only thing that Johnson's
Speaker 1: self polishing glow code won't protect your linoleum against. Dirk Yes, dampness, yes,
Speaker 1: stains yes, scoffs and scratches yes, but fire no. So
Speaker 1: it's you and Johnson's Glow Code against Destruction, Pal, get
Speaker 1: in there and fight. I made up best finish finish
Speaker 1: first Jonson Johnson Johnson's yayh.
Speaker 3: You know McGee's. That man has been seeing too many
Speaker 3: football games.
Speaker 2: You had me so hopped up. I was tempted to
Speaker 2: drop back for a quick kick, but I restrained myself. Well,
Speaker 2: come on, Molly, I don't want to be late for
Speaker 2: that meeting. Get your happy or something.
Speaker 3: Come in high mischief.
Speaker 13: Oh hello there, little girl.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Ain't got time to talk to you now.
Speaker 2: I've just been made acting fire commission and I'm very busy.
Speaker 2: What you want?
Speaker 3: Will you tell me?
Speaker 2: You stoy?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 12: Willam?
Speaker 2: Will you please?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: For the here, I am just appointed the fire commissioner,
Speaker 2: with the safety of the whole town in my hands.
Speaker 2: And you wanted me to tell you a story.
Speaker 14: Well that's always the way, isn't it, mister h The
Speaker 14: more important the man as some more time he has
Speaker 14: a little axis kindness time.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, I ever tell you about the time
Speaker 2: I was captured by the Indians in Cleveland. No no, no, no,
Speaker 2: not the Cleveland Indians. These were Shawnees.
Speaker 14: Gee, Chinese Indians.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I didn't say Chinese. I said Shawneese Shaw
Speaker 2: like in George Bernard.
Speaker 3: He's English, you sure he is.
Speaker 2: He's as English as roast beef. That's one roast beef.
Speaker 2: I'm you want to hear the story or don't you?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sure you do, well, sir. One day, whilst wandering through
Speaker 2: the mountains, walking very carefully on account of the wild animals.
Speaker 2: Men living in the wild, Sis has got to learn
Speaker 2: to use their beans. You still beans?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, mister, I don't like beans. Oh what happened
Speaker 3: in the mountains?
Speaker 2: I found a little kitten, little baby mountain lion. And
Speaker 2: you know what I named the kitten kaboodle.
Speaker 14: Kitten kaboodle, fine, mister, Well, kaboodle.
Speaker 2: Was an old Shawnee Indian word meaning look, fellas, I
Speaker 2: found a mountain lion. Ah. Them Indians could sure put
Speaker 2: a lot of meaning into one little word. Well, Sis,
Speaker 2: you said there? Huh oh, Well anyway, Sis. Years later,
Speaker 2: I was in the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago, and I
Speaker 2: happened past the pit where they keep the mountain lions,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden I had a hunch. I
Speaker 2: leans over the edge of the pit and hollers Hey, kaboodle,
Speaker 2: it's ug tug. Ug tug. That's a Shawnee word meaning
Speaker 2: white man found mountain lions. Well, sir, the minute that
Speaker 2: lion heard my voice, he comes bombing to the edge
Speaker 2: of the pit, sticks out his paw and rips my
Speaker 2: shirt right off. Darn near killed me. It wasn't a
Speaker 2: poodle at all. Wasn't that an amazing story, mister?
Speaker 14: The Shawnees haven't got anything on us. I bet you
Speaker 14: we're saying a lot in one little word.
Speaker 13: What you mean, says boy, that's last week for you.
Speaker 2: Next time I tell her a story, I'll keep it
Speaker 2: to myself.
Speaker 3: Now listen, ug tug, We better scram out of the
Speaker 3: teepee for Paula down at the Big Lodge.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, almost time for the meeting. Well, come on,
Speaker 2: let's get going.
Speaker 1: Father Tilton singing easy street.
Speaker 16: Easy streets. I'd love to live on easy streets. Nobody
Speaker 16: works on easy streets. Just sit around all day, just
Speaker 16: sit and play the horses. Life is sweet, propos to
Speaker 16: live on these easy streets. No weekly payments.
Speaker 5: You must green.
Speaker 16: That makes your hair turn gray. When opportunity comes knocking
Speaker 16: you just keep on with your rocking because you know.
Speaker 13: Your fortune's made.
Speaker 16: And if the sun makes you perspire, there's a man
Speaker 16: that you can hire to plant trees, so you get
Speaker 16: at shame trees. I'm telling everyone of me, if I
Speaker 16: could live on trees, I wouldn't want the job to day,
Speaker 16: So please go away. Well, opportunity he comes knocking.
Speaker 3: You just keep on with your rocking.
Speaker 16: Because you know your fortune's bad. And if the sun
Speaker 16: makes you perspire, there's a man that you can hire
Speaker 16: to plant trees, so you get at shame.
Speaker 3: His tree.
Speaker 16: I'm telling everyone on me, if I could live on
Speaker 16: these these streets, I would want a job today. Go
Speaker 16: pleasese boat.
Speaker 2: And golding gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce. As acting
Speaker 2: Fire Commissioner, I want to say that as long as
Speaker 2: we're all in the same boat walking along life's pop
Speaker 2: way together, but it's all put our shoulders to the
Speaker 2: grindstone and with colors flying, gird up our lions and
Speaker 2: kansas and make wistful mister a better safer place to
Speaker 2: live in which to live in.
Speaker 7: Malia.
Speaker 1: May I ask a question, Commissioner.
Speaker 2: Of course, Bud all us public servants welcome comments from
Speaker 2: the people. What's the question is there.
Speaker 4: Any penalty for turning in a false.
Speaker 2: Law, There certainly is. Then I guess you're safe for
Speaker 2: a while. Quiets fly at order, and if the chmerion
Speaker 2: who just spoke we'll come to our next fire, we'll
Speaker 2: be glad to let him mingle with the rest of
Speaker 2: the silly ashes.
Speaker 3: Yo who McGhee, the lady.
Speaker 2: Will please address the chair as you who commissioner, you
Speaker 2: have the floor, madam, Well.
Speaker 3: I've been talking to mister Mills sitting next to me here,
Speaker 3: and he has a complaint to me.
Speaker 2: He has a billy. Do you mean to sit there
Speaker 2: with no sleeves in your vest and criticize this fire department? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do, skim.
Speaker 13: State your case.
Speaker 2: Well, last week I was knocking off some hot licks
Speaker 2: on my piano and it caught on fire. Yes, that
Speaker 2: was about three pm. Your fire department didn't show up
Speaker 2: until six thirty?
Speaker 13: Did you call him right away? Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you have to call him?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Just to show you how wrong mister Mills is and
Speaker 2: how quick our boys do get on the job. I'm
Speaker 2: going to try experiment. We're going to turn in on
Speaker 2: alarm right now and see how long it takes them
Speaker 2: to get here. Missus Commissioner McGee, will you please step
Speaker 2: to the telephone and call the fire department.
Speaker 3: Certainly pardon me please and thank you. Hello operator, Give
Speaker 3: me the Wistful Vista Fire Department.
Speaker 2: Oh is that you myrtle? No, no, no, no, never
Speaker 2: mind that. Get the fire department.
Speaker 3: Give me the fire department. Myrtle's quick, Hello, fire department.
Speaker 3: I want what No, this is not the pot of goal.
Speaker 3: I'm calling from the Chamber of Commerce.
Speaker 7: It's on fire.
Speaker 2: Hurry, thank you, missus McGee. And now if you'll all
Speaker 2: keep an eye on your watches, we'll see just how
Speaker 2: long it takes our brave fire laddie.
Speaker 17: And this the commission up and this if you want waiting.
Speaker 2: Why certainly the chair recognizes Missus Uppington fighter, that funny
Speaker 2: looking hat, Missus Huppington.
Speaker 17: Commission Energy and Tilly members of the Wisful Vista Chamber
Speaker 17: of Color.
Speaker 3: Make it snappy, abigail. Technically we're on fire.
Speaker 2: Very well.
Speaker 17: I merely wish to protest against the unseemly nerve wrecking
Speaker 17: sounds emitted by our fire department on its way through conflagration,
Speaker 17: such bell and sirens.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 17: Can't we installed some eligious chimes such as our third
Speaker 17: on the Good Humor trucks.
Speaker 2: Order, please order. I'm sorry, missus Uppington, if our firefighting
Speaker 2: methods are too dead added raucous for your delicate nerves,
Speaker 2: I'll have him take off the sirens and put on
Speaker 2: a fireman with a flu plan. I don't want to
Speaker 2: set the world on fire.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you.
Speaker 2: And while we're at it, we'll have the police throw
Speaker 2: away the revolvers and carry water pistols. Does that satisfy you?
Speaker 13: Uppe certain mis McGee.
Speaker 17: If a little square can run the fire department, it
Speaker 17: ought to work with the police.
Speaker 13: Quarterer.
Speaker 2: Please, dad, ladies and gentlemen. In a few seconds we
Speaker 2: have left. I think it would be fitting to hear
Speaker 2: from Wistful Vista's poet laureate mister Wallace Whimple. He's composed
Speaker 2: a little burst in honor of this occasion, mister Whimple.
Speaker 2: Thank you, mister Commissioner and friends.
Speaker 8: I have called this little poem the fire in the
Speaker 8: cream Read our smoke gets in your eyes creams.
Speaker 1: And it goes when your.
Speaker 8: Restaurant burned down. I had to write this little sonic
Speaker 8: in hopes my tablecloth was saved because I figured my
Speaker 8: income tax upon it.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's wonderful, mister, that's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Well, it's nothing, Missus McGhee read.
Speaker 8: As long as this meeting is concerned with our fire department,
Speaker 8: I would like to pay tribute to the woman who
Speaker 8: risked everything she had to test their life saving equipment.
Speaker 8: Missus Wymple, My wife, what'd she do well? When our
Speaker 8: fire company first got their landing debts? They stood on
Speaker 8: the sidewalk and my wife stood in the window ten
Speaker 8: stories overhead. Oh, and then at a signal, the long,
Speaker 8: fearful drop to the net.
Speaker 3: Time after time? What if she did keep missing the net?
Speaker 8: She would not give up. She persisted until the fireman
Speaker 8: finally told her to stop. The net was a success,
Speaker 8: That's why I said.
Speaker 3: But mister Whymple, wasn't she hurt falling ten stories time
Speaker 3: after time?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: She didn't fall.
Speaker 17: She kept throwing me out.
Speaker 2: Now, ladies and gentlemen, hey quiet, everybody.
Speaker 16: Been here?
Speaker 3: They've been played on?
Speaker 9: Huh.
Speaker 2: They're probably swinging around and back where the fire escapes
Speaker 2: are they?
Speaker 4: Oh listen, why I could put out this fire with
Speaker 4: a handful of water, Christopherfore those.
Speaker 2: Guys get here. Pipe down, Bud, there's a wise egger
Speaker 2: that needs plowing under. There must be some reason for
Speaker 2: all this. Wait here, everybody, and I'll be right back
Speaker 2: with the explanation. Come on, Molly, let's run out and
Speaker 2: see what's wrong.
Speaker 16: Going on.
Speaker 3: Oh look, McGhee, here they come again.
Speaker 4: Ah, here comes the fire hey, Chief, at one time
Speaker 4: the commissioner.
Speaker 2: There's a pirate in here all the ain't bud. This
Speaker 2: is just a test run, just checking up.
Speaker 3: Say McGhee, where's your manners?
Speaker 2: What manners?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Molly, meet Chief Connley, one of my firefighting brothers.
Speaker 1: Oh how do you do?
Speaker 3: I'm sure brother?
Speaker 1: How do you do? Hey?
Speaker 2: What took you so long to get here? Chief?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Some dope party's car in front of the hydrant down
Speaker 2: at the corner. We had to ram it out of
Speaker 2: the way. It's good work, Chief.
Speaker 1: Nice going brother, and then we notified the police to
Speaker 1: haul it away.
Speaker 2: Great stuff, Chief serves him right?
Speaker 1: Whose car was it?
Speaker 2: Yours?
Speaker 13: What you mean where you see?
Speaker 5: Commissioner?
Speaker 1: Brother?
Speaker 3: Come on, ud tug.
Speaker 1: Here's good news for all Fiber and Molly fans. How
Speaker 1: do you like to have an autographed picture of Fiber
Speaker 1: McGee and Molly in their cast.
Speaker 2: I have one right here, and I wish you could
Speaker 2: all see it.
Speaker 1: For a limited time only, you can have one free
Speaker 1: with your purchase of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's glow Coat, or
Speaker 1: any Johnson's Wax polish in paint, pound or larger sizes. Now,
Speaker 1: your dealer has a very limited supply of these free pictures.
Speaker 1: You'd better see them right away and avoid disappointment, even
Speaker 1: if you already have some glow coat or Johnson's Wax
Speaker 1: on hand. Now is a good time to buy an
Speaker 1: extra package so you and your family can enjoy this
Speaker 1: interesting autograph picture of Fiber and Molly and their cast.
Speaker 1: But don't put it off too long. Your dealer's supply
Speaker 1: of these pictures is really limited. Remember, this unique photograph
Speaker 1: is yours free with your purchase of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's
Speaker 1: self Polishing glow Coat, or any Johnson's Wax polish in paint,
Speaker 1: pound or larger size.
Speaker 2: Well, pretty cooperating bunch down at City Hall, Molly. I'll
Speaker 2: give them credit for that. They accepted my resignation as
Speaker 2: fire Commissioners without a murmur.
Speaker 3: Well, las night, Dearie, I always say McGee Huh, your
Speaker 3: vest is all ripped down the front.
Speaker 17: How'd you do that?
Speaker 2: Oh? Must have done that when I took off my badge,
Speaker 2: you took it off? Well, all right, they took it off.
Speaker 2: Good Night, Good night.
Speaker 9: The car, said Carlow will Talk taking photomakers of Johnson's
Speaker 9: wax finis for Home and industry, inviting you to be
Speaker 9: with us again next Tuesday night.
Speaker 13: Good night.
Speaker 15: It's fun to drive a new car, Isn't it almost
Speaker 15: as much fun driving your car when it's been.
Speaker 2: Waxed, polished and looks like new?
Speaker 15: Then why not wax polish your car right away with
Speaker 15: Johnson's Car and you the sensational new auto polish that saves.
Speaker 12: Time and money.
Speaker 15: Why because Carnew both cleans and wax polishes in one application.
Speaker 15: There's two jobs at once. Get your car ready now
Speaker 15: for the bad weather coming, and ask your dealer for
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Speaker 5: New spelled c A r n U.
Speaker 15: This is the Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company
Speaker 7: OO.