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<v Speaker 1>The Johnson Whack Program with Faber McGhee and Molly, the

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<v Speaker 1>lakers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Code

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<v Speaker 1>Present Fiber, McGhee and Bally written by Don Quinn, with

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<v Speaker 1>songs by Martha Tilton and The King's Men music by

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Mills. The show opens with its higher time. Fiber

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<v Speaker 1>and Mally will be with us in just a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we hear a lot about freedom and democracy

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<v Speaker 1>these days. It's true that we take a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>our present liberty for granted. Take this free competitive system

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<v Speaker 1>of business, for instance, it has turned loose a great

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<v Speaker 1>deal of inventive intelligence of which you and I get

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<v Speaker 1>the benefit in greater everyday comforts and conveniences and more

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<v Speaker 1>attractive living. For example, the makers of Johnson's Wax didn't

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<v Speaker 1>stop when they had perfected the original Johnson's Wax, the

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<v Speaker 1>famous polish that's kept floors beautiful for over fifty years. No, Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>they went right on developing other useful products and easy

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<v Speaker 1>to use polish for linoleum floors. Johnson's Self Polishing Glow Coat,

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<v Speaker 1>then an amazing auto polish carn You that cleans and

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<v Speaker 1>wax polishes in one application, then cream wax for furniture

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<v Speaker 1>and woodwork, and just recently an extraordinary product in the

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<v Speaker 1>paint field, an enamel that actually has wax mixed right

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<v Speaker 1>in it and gives a superbly beautiful finish that's easy

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<v Speaker 1>to clean. The name of this product is Johnson's Wax Enamel,

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<v Speaker 1>and dealers everywhere are now offering it in nineteen stunning colors.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps you'd like to ask your dealer about it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the time of year when maple leaves and football

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<v Speaker 1>forecasters begin to turn yellow. There's a nip in the

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<v Speaker 1>air and wistful vista, and our hero thinks of fire

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<v Speaker 1>in the fireplace will be pretty dandy. So here, with

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<v Speaker 1>papers and kindling and matches and a bucket of kerosene

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<v Speaker 1>and not enough accident insurance, we find that unintentional arsonist

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<v Speaker 1>and his watchful wife Fibber McGhee and Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>I ought to do it. Hand me that bucket of kerosene. Molly,

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<v Speaker 2>I will not, Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got enough paper and kindling in there to barbecue

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<v Speaker 3>an elephants. McGee. Don't pour that on there, don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly, don't be such a scaredy cat. Here. Watch, oh dear.

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<v Speaker 3>When you get through starting that fire, McGee, run downtown,

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<v Speaker 3>get me some dynamite.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to open a can of sardines for lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a few drops of kerosene. Where's the matches?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Here they are. I'll have a roaring fire in here

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<v Speaker 2>no time at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, a roaring fire and a howling insurance adgester McGee

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<v Speaker 3>for the last time. Please don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Step back a little, Molly, It may flare up a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit at first, mcgie.

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<v Speaker 3>Put that screen in front of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it under control.

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<v Speaker 6>Have me my coat.

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<v Speaker 7>The rocks on fire? Here here, beat it?

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<v Speaker 1>Beat it?

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<v Speaker 2>Where?

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<v Speaker 3>Beat out the fire?

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<v Speaker 7>Coool should have use.

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<v Speaker 2>Safety matches to start it with the kitchen matches. Make

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<v Speaker 2>too big of a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, Molly, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, it's fine. The house full of smoke, the rugall

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<v Speaker 3>scortch and you only got one eyebrow left?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how did I know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Here, quick? Quite the shoot off your face? McGee, You

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<v Speaker 3>look like an inn man.

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<v Speaker 2>You look like a mammy yourself. Mommy, come in.

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<v Speaker 3>Heavenly Days's mayor La Trivia, come in your honor.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, mister mayor today McGhee, how do you do missus

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<v Speaker 6>mcgheb Hi, just research.

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<v Speaker 5>What goes on? You're mcgating.

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<v Speaker 3>The fireplace backfired, miss mayor? Won't you have a chair?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you? No, just stopped in on a matter of business.

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<v Speaker 5>Mister mcgeem. You're a public spirited citizen.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm sure you would be glad to give the

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<v Speaker 6>city the benefit of your executive experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Why, certainly, your honor, what do you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Run for your job next year? Chucks, I'll be glad to.

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<v Speaker 2>All I gotta do is profit by the mistakes you've made,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll show.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the mayor talk.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, mister McGee, the office of mayor of whisper Vista

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<v Speaker 6>is not on discussion.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you think not if you'd hear what people are

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<v Speaker 2>saying about me, Let the mayor talk. Okay, go ahead, trivial.

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<v Speaker 5>To be brief, McGee.

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<v Speaker 6>One of our officials is making a nationwide survey, will

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<v Speaker 6>be out of the city for a week or ten days.

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<v Speaker 6>His office is too valuable and important to remain vacant

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<v Speaker 6>during that time. I want you to fill the vacancy

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<v Speaker 6>pro tem.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, what job is it, mister mayor.

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<v Speaker 5>Fire Commissioner.

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<v Speaker 2>Bud, You've come to the right man, with my experience

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<v Speaker 2>and fire prom.

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<v Speaker 3>Pardon me, it's the small Very well.

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<v Speaker 5>Then we'll consider it settled. Here's a badge, and here's your.

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<v Speaker 2>Official appointment, mister Mayor. I accept with pleasure. And I

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<v Speaker 2>must say that for a city like our wistful vista,

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<v Speaker 2>a man like me is none too good for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so too.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, mister McGee. I'll inform the city Council that

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<v Speaker 5>the office has been filled pro temp.

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<v Speaker 2>What does pro tem mean?

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<v Speaker 5>That's a Latin phrase meaning try and keep it.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you and good day, hot dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine me, Molly, Fire Commissioner. The first thing I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to do is call a meeting of the Chamber of

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<v Speaker 2>Commerce this afternoon and give him a talk on fire prevention.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and if they ask how you scorched your eyebrow,

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<v Speaker 3>tell him you were cleaning the fireplace and didn't know

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<v Speaker 3>it was loaded.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, let's see, I better have the secretary of the

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<v Speaker 2>Chamber telephone all the members. That's probably for me, Molly. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>Fire Commissioner McGee speaking oho, oh oh hi Roscoe. Sure okay, Roscoe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling a special meeting of the Chamber for two

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<v Speaker 2>thirty this afternoon. Can you be there, Roscoe? Oh that's fine, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you bet your Roscoe. I'll see you there. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad you called Roscoe. Hey, Molly, Yes, do I know

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<v Speaker 2>anybody named Roscoe?

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<v Speaker 7>What you do now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? These constituents coming around to ask us city officials

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<v Speaker 2>for a favor? Come in?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, hello, mister de Poplins.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Hi Nick, Hello, QP Hello, Fizzer.

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<v Speaker 8>What is this unfounded roommate, I'm hearing about you being

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<v Speaker 8>annoyed at the pro temporary fire commissionary.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's through mister Depopls. He's hot stuff and he's

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<v Speaker 3>got a badge to prove it.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly, remind me to get you some throat tablets. What

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<v Speaker 2>you're developing a bad scoff?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, commissioner, What was you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Nick?

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<v Speaker 8>What I was about to say before I was so

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<v Speaker 8>rudely interrupted. He's done in my restaurant, says we are

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<v Speaker 8>having quite.

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<v Speaker 2>A fire his ord hazard. I'll say, we has what

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<v Speaker 2>is the fire hazard in your restaurant?

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<v Speaker 9>Nick?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when we.

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<v Speaker 8>Are getting an order for a charcour grill for the steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you mean partner house steak.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the same thing, only topper.

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<v Speaker 8>Every time the cook is charcour getting it, the bacon

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<v Speaker 8>grease in the frying pan is catching itself into a

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<v Speaker 8>big flame of fire, and all we can do is

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<v Speaker 8>stand there hopeless.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't you got a fire extinguisher?

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<v Speaker 8>Sure, but every time we squatter on a frying pan,

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<v Speaker 8>it is making the steak taste very pepuliar.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, look, mister d Populas, your restaurants specializes in charcoal

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<v Speaker 3>grilled steaks and chops. Doesn't it more smelt me?

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<v Speaker 8>Just like Mother used to make Papa mad by cooking

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<v Speaker 8>them the same way?

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<v Speaker 3>Why qub Well, it's a little drastic maybe, But why

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<v Speaker 3>don't you get yourself a charcoal browler?

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<v Speaker 2>Well for scheamsake?

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<v Speaker 10>I never thought of that, Thank you, Oh Molly, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>A great day for wistful This day, is it? It

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<v Speaker 2>surely is? Why when the citizens of this community, this

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<v Speaker 2>little city of homes and schools and churches, realize that

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<v Speaker 2>their safety and well being are now in the hands

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<v Speaker 2>of Fiber McGee, acting fire commissioner.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop acting fire commissioner.

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<v Speaker 7>Sing by.

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<v Speaker 11>The King's Men singing tapioca I used to work umond

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<v Speaker 11>the levy wayne for steam with touga down. Sometimes she

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<v Speaker 11>was loaded night.

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<v Speaker 2>Be heavy, and sometimes she would go, why.

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<v Speaker 12>Don't you wind and give me my dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor takes a cook in there relieve. Oh, that's good

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<v Speaker 2>enough for any sinner.

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<v Speaker 12>And that very good enough for me. Tapyo gone, have

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<v Speaker 12>you yor come mammy, won't you? And you pick upon

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<v Speaker 12>the poker?

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<v Speaker 3>Infantap yoga, yoga yoga, come on, have it? You believe?

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<v Speaker 12>Working on the railroad twenty six day, Johnny Panjo Call me, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 12>Don't you hear the baby cries? Working on the railroad?

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<v Speaker 12>Naver pack Johnny, Honny van Joe call me.

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<v Speaker 5>Man and man and mama.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you hear the baby cry?

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<v Speaker 12>I've seen the children rolling in the cottonoon, son pouring

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<v Speaker 12>down upon their head.

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<v Speaker 2>Hoom.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody's gotta make a living.

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<v Speaker 2>Chilling, gotta have a little bread.

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<v Speaker 12>Tapioca lampioka, have yo, come on to.

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<v Speaker 5>You, ma'am, and that you pick upon the poker.

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<v Speaker 12>Tapyc happyocas hap yolka tapioca.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, haven't you believe?

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<v Speaker 12>Working on the railroad twenty six days, Johnny Pocatoon on

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<v Speaker 12>your van.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh me, oh my my ma.

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<v Speaker 12>Don't you hear the baby cry? Oh me, oh mamie,

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<v Speaker 12>don't you hear say?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, have you got your speech written for the Chamber

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<v Speaker 3>of Commerce meeting?

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<v Speaker 2>Commissioner? Nope, I'll just add libbit. I'll start off by saying,

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<v Speaker 2>ladies and gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's a snappy opening. And incidentally, Commissioner, I wish

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<v Speaker 3>you'd report to the chief of police about the cop

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<v Speaker 3>in this neighborhood. He's growing a beard and he looks terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I've already spoke to the cop about it.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I told him to quit bushing around the beat. Imagine

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<v Speaker 2>that we almost took that out. That reminds me. I

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<v Speaker 2>better call the chamber and see how many members they

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<v Speaker 2>rounded up handing the phone here. Thanks hello, operator, Give

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<v Speaker 2>me the whistful, mister chamber huh? Oh is that you mert?

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<v Speaker 2>How's every little thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Mart Is?

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<v Speaker 4>Eh?

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<v Speaker 2>What's amurd you're old man in the hospital. He shot

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<v Speaker 3>McGee? What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>He was in Brooklyn last week and shot off his

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<v Speaker 2>mouth about the Yankees? What's a murd Oh, wow, don't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks anyway, a great gallamert. I'll bet she just lives

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<v Speaker 2>for the few moments she talks to me every week.

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<v Speaker 3>You call it living.

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<v Speaker 2>Non or mind. We better get going. The guy in

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<v Speaker 2>my position owes it to the citizens to be punctual.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're punctual alright. Dear, everything we own we've bought

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<v Speaker 3>on time. I didn't mean that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, congratulations feb old man. So you're the new fire commissioner.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it wonderful?

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<v Speaker 2>Mister will task aw shots. It's nothing that any red blooded,

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a wonderful opportunity, my boy. You can now

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<v Speaker 1>serve not only your city, but those people in Racine,

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<v Speaker 1>Wisconsin who have done so much for you and me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, will Cox, drag it in, but don't drag it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is fire commissioner, febru You can help prevent fires,

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<v Speaker 1>and fire is just about the only thing that Johnson's

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<v Speaker 1>self polishing glow code won't protect your linoleum against. Dirk Yes, dampness, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>stains yes, scoffs and scratches yes, but fire no. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's you and Johnson's Glow Code against Destruction, Pal, get

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<v Speaker 1>in there and fight. I made up best finish finish

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<v Speaker 1>first Jonson Johnson Johnson's yayh.

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<v Speaker 3>You know McGee's. That man has been seeing too many

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<v Speaker 3>football games.

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<v Speaker 2>You had me so hopped up. I was tempted to

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<v Speaker 2>drop back for a quick kick, but I restrained myself. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, Molly, I don't want to be late for

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<v Speaker 2>that meeting. Get your happy or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Come in high mischief.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh hello there, little girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Ain't got time to talk to you now.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been made acting fire commission and I'm very busy.

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<v Speaker 2>What you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Will you tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>You stoy?

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<v Speaker 5>Please?

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<v Speaker 12>Willam?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you please?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>For the here, I am just appointed the fire commissioner,

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<v Speaker 2>with the safety of the whole town in my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>And you wanted me to tell you a story.

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<v Speaker 14>Well that's always the way, isn't it, mister h The

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<v Speaker 14>more important the man as some more time he has

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<v Speaker 14>a little axis kindness time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, all right, I ever tell you about the time

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<v Speaker 2>I was captured by the Indians in Cleveland. No no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not the Cleveland Indians. These were Shawnees.

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<v Speaker 14>Gee, Chinese Indians.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I didn't say Chinese. I said Shawneese Shaw

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<v Speaker 2>like in George Bernard.

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<v Speaker 3>He's English, you sure he is.

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<v Speaker 2>He's as English as roast beef. That's one roast beef.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm you want to hear the story or don't you?

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<v Speaker 15>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you do, well, sir. One day, whilst wandering through

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<v Speaker 2>the mountains, walking very carefully on account of the wild animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Men living in the wild, Sis has got to learn

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<v Speaker 2>to use their beans. You still beans?

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, mister, I don't like beans. Oh what happened

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<v Speaker 3>in the mountains?

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<v Speaker 2>I found a little kitten, little baby mountain lion. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I named the kitten kaboodle.

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<v Speaker 14>Kitten kaboodle, fine, mister, Well, kaboodle.

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<v Speaker 2>Was an old Shawnee Indian word meaning look, fellas, I

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<v Speaker 2>found a mountain lion. Ah. Them Indians could sure put

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of meaning into one little word. Well, Sis,

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<v Speaker 2>you said there? Huh oh, Well anyway, Sis. Years later,

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago, and I

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<v Speaker 2>happened past the pit where they keep the mountain lions,

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden I had a hunch. I

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<v Speaker 2>leans over the edge of the pit and hollers Hey, kaboodle,

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<v Speaker 2>it's ug tug. Ug tug. That's a Shawnee word meaning

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<v Speaker 2>white man found mountain lions. Well, sir, the minute that

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<v Speaker 2>lion heard my voice, he comes bombing to the edge

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<v Speaker 2>of the pit, sticks out his paw and rips my

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<v Speaker 2>shirt right off. Darn near killed me. It wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>poodle at all. Wasn't that an amazing story, mister?

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<v Speaker 14>The Shawnees haven't got anything on us. I bet you

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<v Speaker 14>we're saying a lot in one little word.

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<v Speaker 13>What you mean, says boy, that's last week for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Next time I tell her a story, I'll keep it

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<v Speaker 2>to myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Now listen, ug tug, We better scram out of the

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<v Speaker 3>teepee for Paula down at the Big Lodge.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, almost time for the meeting. Well, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get going.

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<v Speaker 1>Father Tilton singing easy street.

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<v Speaker 16>Easy streets. I'd love to live on easy streets. Nobody

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<v Speaker 16>works on easy streets. Just sit around all day, just

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<v Speaker 16>sit and play the horses. Life is sweet, propos to

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<v Speaker 16>live on these easy streets. No weekly payments.

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<v Speaker 5>You must green.

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<v Speaker 16>That makes your hair turn gray. When opportunity comes knocking

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<v Speaker 16>you just keep on with your rocking because you know.

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<v Speaker 13>Your fortune's made.

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<v Speaker 16>And if the sun makes you perspire, there's a man

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<v Speaker 16>that you can hire to plant trees, so you get

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<v Speaker 16>at shame trees. I'm telling everyone of me, if I

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<v Speaker 16>could live on trees, I wouldn't want the job to day,

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<v Speaker 16>So please go away. Well, opportunity he comes knocking.

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<v Speaker 3>You just keep on with your rocking.

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<v Speaker 16>Because you know your fortune's bad. And if the sun

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<v Speaker 16>makes you perspire, there's a man that you can hire

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<v Speaker 16>to plant trees, so you get at shame.

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<v Speaker 3>His tree.

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<v Speaker 16>I'm telling everyone on me, if I could live on

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<v Speaker 16>these these streets, I would want a job today. Go

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<v Speaker 16>pleasese boat.

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<v Speaker 2>And golding gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce. As acting

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<v Speaker 2>Fire Commissioner, I want to say that as long as

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<v Speaker 2>we're all in the same boat walking along life's pop

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<v Speaker 2>way together, but it's all put our shoulders to the

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<v Speaker 2>grindstone and with colors flying, gird up our lions and

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<v Speaker 2>kansas and make wistful mister a better safer place to

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<v Speaker 2>live in which to live in.

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<v Speaker 7>Malia.

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<v Speaker 1>May I ask a question, Commissioner.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, Bud all us public servants welcome comments from

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<v Speaker 2>the people. What's the question is there.

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<v Speaker 4>Any penalty for turning in a false.

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<v Speaker 2>Law, There certainly is. Then I guess you're safe for

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<v Speaker 2>a while. Quiets fly at order, and if the chmerion

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<v Speaker 2>who just spoke we'll come to our next fire, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>be glad to let him mingle with the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the silly ashes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo who McGhee, the lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Will please address the chair as you who commissioner, you

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<v Speaker 2>have the floor, madam, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been talking to mister Mills sitting next to me here,

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<v Speaker 3>and he has a complaint to me.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a billy. Do you mean to sit there

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<v Speaker 2>with no sleeves in your vest and criticize this fire department? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I do, skim.

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<v Speaker 13>State your case.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, last week I was knocking off some hot licks

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<v Speaker 2>on my piano and it caught on fire. Yes, that

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<v Speaker 2>was about three pm. Your fire department didn't show up

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<v Speaker 2>until six thirty?

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<v Speaker 13>Did you call him right away? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have to call him?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Just to show you how wrong mister Mills is and

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<v Speaker 2>how quick our boys do get on the job. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to try experiment. We're going to turn in on

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<v Speaker 2>alarm right now and see how long it takes them

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<v Speaker 2>to get here. Missus Commissioner McGee, will you please step

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<v Speaker 2>to the telephone and call the fire department.

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<v Speaker 3>Certainly pardon me please and thank you. Hello operator, Give

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<v Speaker 3>me the Wistful Vista Fire Department.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that you myrtle? No, no, no, no, never

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<v Speaker 2>mind that. Get the fire department.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me the fire department. Myrtle's quick, Hello, fire department.

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<v Speaker 3>I want what No, this is not the pot of goal.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling from the Chamber of Commerce.

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<v Speaker 7>It's on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Hurry, thank you, missus McGee. And now if you'll all

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<v Speaker 2>keep an eye on your watches, we'll see just how

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<v Speaker 2>long it takes our brave fire laddie.

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<v Speaker 17>And this the commission up and this if you want waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>Why certainly the chair recognizes Missus Uppington fighter, that funny

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<v Speaker 2>looking hat, Missus Huppington.

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<v Speaker 17>Commission Energy and Tilly members of the Wisful Vista Chamber

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<v Speaker 17>of Color.

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<v Speaker 3>Make it snappy, abigail. Technically we're on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Very well.

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<v Speaker 17>I merely wish to protest against the unseemly nerve wrecking

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<v Speaker 17>sounds emitted by our fire department on its way through conflagration,

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<v Speaker 17>such bell and sirens.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 17>Can't we installed some eligious chimes such as our third

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<v Speaker 17>on the Good Humor trucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Order, please order. I'm sorry, missus Uppington, if our firefighting

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<v Speaker 2>methods are too dead added raucous for your delicate nerves,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have him take off the sirens and put on

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<v Speaker 2>a fireman with a flu plan. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>set the world on fire.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And while we're at it, we'll have the police throw

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<v Speaker 2>away the revolvers and carry water pistols. Does that satisfy you?

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<v Speaker 13>Uppe certain mis McGee.

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<v Speaker 17>If a little square can run the fire department, it

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<v Speaker 17>ought to work with the police.

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<v Speaker 13>Quarterer.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, dad, ladies and gentlemen. In a few seconds we

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<v Speaker 2>have left. I think it would be fitting to hear

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<v Speaker 2>from Wistful Vista's poet laureate mister Wallace Whimple. He's composed

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<v Speaker 2>a little burst in honor of this occasion, mister Whimple.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, mister Commissioner and friends.

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<v Speaker 8>I have called this little poem the fire in the

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<v Speaker 8>cream Read our smoke gets in your eyes creams.

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<v Speaker 1>And it goes when your.

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<v Speaker 8>Restaurant burned down. I had to write this little sonic

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<v Speaker 8>in hopes my tablecloth was saved because I figured my

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<v Speaker 8>income tax upon it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, it's wonderful, mister, that's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's nothing, Missus McGhee read.

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<v Speaker 8>As long as this meeting is concerned with our fire department,

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<v Speaker 8>I would like to pay tribute to the woman who

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<v Speaker 8>risked everything she had to test their life saving equipment.

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<v Speaker 8>Missus Wymple, My wife, what'd she do well? When our

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<v Speaker 8>fire company first got their landing debts? They stood on

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<v Speaker 8>the sidewalk and my wife stood in the window ten

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<v Speaker 8>stories overhead. Oh, and then at a signal, the long,

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<v Speaker 8>fearful drop to the net.

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<v Speaker 3>Time after time? What if she did keep missing the net?

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<v Speaker 8>She would not give up. She persisted until the fireman

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<v Speaker 8>finally told her to stop. The net was a success,

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<v Speaker 8>That's why I said.

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<v Speaker 3>But mister Whymple, wasn't she hurt falling ten stories time

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<v Speaker 3>after time?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't fall.

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<v Speaker 17>She kept throwing me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, ladies and gentlemen, hey quiet, everybody.

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<v Speaker 16>Been here?

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<v Speaker 3>They've been played on?

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<v Speaker 9>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>They're probably swinging around and back where the fire escapes

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<v Speaker 2>are they?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh listen, why I could put out this fire with

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<v Speaker 4>a handful of water, Christopherfore those.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys get here. Pipe down, Bud, there's a wise egger

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<v Speaker 2>that needs plowing under. There must be some reason for

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<v Speaker 2>all this. Wait here, everybody, and I'll be right back

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<v Speaker 2>with the explanation. Come on, Molly, let's run out and

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<v Speaker 2>see what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 16>Going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look, McGhee, here they come again.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, here comes the fire hey, Chief, at one time

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<v Speaker 4>the commissioner.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a pirate in here all the ain't bud. This

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<v Speaker 2>is just a test run, just checking up.

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<v Speaker 3>Say McGhee, where's your manners?

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<v Speaker 2>What manners?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, Molly, meet Chief Connley, one of my firefighting brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure brother?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>What took you so long to get here? Chief?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Some dope party's car in front of the hydrant down

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<v Speaker 2>at the corner. We had to ram it out of

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<v Speaker 2>the way. It's good work, Chief.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice going brother, and then we notified the police to

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<v Speaker 1>haul it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Great stuff, Chief serves him right?

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<v Speaker 1>Whose car was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yours?

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<v Speaker 13>What you mean where you see?

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<v Speaker 5>Commissioner?

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<v Speaker 1>Brother?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, ud tug.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's good news for all Fiber and Molly fans. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you like to have an autographed picture of Fiber

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<v Speaker 1>McGee and Molly in their cast.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one right here, and I wish you could

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<v Speaker 2>all see it.

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<v Speaker 1>For a limited time only, you can have one free

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<v Speaker 1>with your purchase of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's glow Coat, or

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<v Speaker 1>any Johnson's Wax polish in paint, pound or larger sizes. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>your dealer has a very limited supply of these free pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd better see them right away and avoid disappointment, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you already have some glow coat or Johnson's Wax

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<v Speaker 1>on hand. Now is a good time to buy an

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<v Speaker 1>extra package so you and your family can enjoy this

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<v Speaker 1>interesting autograph picture of Fiber and Molly and their cast.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't put it off too long. Your dealer's supply

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<v Speaker 1>of these pictures is really limited. Remember, this unique photograph

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<v Speaker 1>is yours free with your purchase of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's

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<v Speaker 1>self Polishing glow Coat, or any Johnson's Wax polish in paint,

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<v Speaker 1>pound or larger size.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, pretty cooperating bunch down at City Hall, Molly. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>give them credit for that. They accepted my resignation as

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<v Speaker 2>fire Commissioners without a murmur.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, las night, Dearie, I always say McGee Huh, your

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<v Speaker 3>vest is all ripped down the front.

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<v Speaker 17>How'd you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Must have done that when I took off my badge,

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<v Speaker 2>you took it off? Well, all right, they took it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Night, Good night.

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<v Speaker 9>The car, said Carlow will Talk taking photomakers of Johnson's

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<v Speaker 9>wax finis for Home and industry, inviting you to be

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<v Speaker 9>with us again next Tuesday night.

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<v Speaker 13>Good night.

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<v Speaker 15>It's fun to drive a new car, Isn't it almost

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<v Speaker 15>as much fun driving your car when it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Waxed, polished and looks like new?

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<v Speaker 15>Then why not wax polish your car right away with

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<v Speaker 15>Johnson's Car and you the sensational new auto polish that saves.

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<v Speaker 12>Time and money.

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<v Speaker 15>Why because Carnew both cleans and wax polishes in one application.

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<v Speaker 15>There's two jobs at once. Get your car ready now

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<v Speaker 15>for the bad weather coming, and ask your dealer for

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<v Speaker 15>Johnson's car and.

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<v Speaker 5>New spelled c A r n U.

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<v Speaker 15>This is the Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company

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<v Speaker 7>OO.