Speaker 1: At a certain age you stop doing certain things. For example,
Speaker 1: I think once you get to be as a dude,
Speaker 1: when you're about I don't know, late twenties, maybe thirty
Speaker 1: years old, you stop sharing hotel rooms with dudes. You're
Speaker 1: grown man. Yeah, you're grown men. You work, you make
Speaker 1: a paycheck, you get your own room, right. I just
Speaker 1: I will die on that hill. I will plant my
Speaker 1: flag there and say I am not sharing a hotel
Speaker 1: room with another dude. I am a grown man. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that anymore. JB. Do you have something like that?
Speaker 1: At a certain age you just don't do anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at a certain age you got to get the
Speaker 2: mattress off the floor. Guys, it's time for a big
Speaker 2: boy bad yeah anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a late bloomer on that one. I
Speaker 1: think it was in my early thirties before that happened. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't see the point.
Speaker 3: You had a bed when I started dating you, So
Speaker 3: you did any time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What about chicks do this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Mine?
Speaker 4: For me was it a certain age. I refused to
Speaker 4: go anywhere that doesn't have a parking lot. I'm not parking,
Speaker 4: parallel parking and trying driving around, trying to find. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 4: one of the big selling points for a restaurant or
Speaker 4: a place to go for me these days is if
Speaker 4: I can park right in front of it.
Speaker 1: JB used to have one about driving a jeep and
Speaker 1: wearing a hat backwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At a certain age, yeah, you maybe.
Speaker 1: Should let that go.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think there, I gotta I know there's more.
Speaker 2: You should probably stop using the term bro all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can also after thirty. You can do
Speaker 2: it till you're thirty if you want.
Speaker 1: This is uh really something for girls. I don't know
Speaker 1: what age, but girls at a certain age, you've got
Speaker 1: to stop losing your mind when your friend shows up
Speaker 1: at the bar. You know the excitement, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the woo chicks. Girls, You've got to
Speaker 1: stop doing that. That might be the most annoying thing
Speaker 1: ever I've seen. Forty something year old women just lose
Speaker 1: their mind when they're you think it's Miss America walking
Speaker 1: in and it's just some other frumpy girl from Lake Wait.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, just stop.
Speaker 2: It's you ever have this where the women running to
Speaker 2: each other in another city and lose their minds? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and you go you guys don't hang out back at home.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I'm excited to see him here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh girls, guys, I guess kind of do that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the WU girls yeaheah girl.
Speaker 2: A guy equivalent that you should stop doing something you
Speaker 2: should stop doing, you know, especially by thirty, is stop
Speaker 2: shot gunning beers.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, oh yeah, yeah, definitely by thirty for sure.
Speaker 4: Something that every woman gets to this age and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: she figures out that considering a new haircut as some
Speaker 4: sort of life changing monumental moment. It's no longer think
Speaker 4: at a certain age where like we'ich is make my
Speaker 4: hair to look good?
Speaker 1: Right? You mentioned shot getting beers, jibby, I will add
Speaker 1: to that. At a certain age, guys, a certain age,
Speaker 1: you stop doing shots of anything that has to be mixed.
Speaker 1: You stop with the buttery nipple, you stop, stop with
Speaker 1: the kama kazi, even with tequila.
Speaker 2: You stop dressing it up, yes, neat.
Speaker 1: Yes, you start drinking a meat right. You don't need
Speaker 1: the strip and go naked on the beach, any type
Speaker 1: any type of bulldog. You don't. You don't mean that either.
Speaker 1: It's just what you said. Sex on the beach right, No,
Speaker 1: don't need And guys, you stop drinking them out of
Speaker 1: test tubes. Yeah, stop, yeah, no, just drink them the
Speaker 1: way they come out of the bottle.
Speaker 4: At some point, no matter if you're a boy or
Speaker 4: a girl, at some age you let go of fomo
Speaker 4: and you're like, I just don't care my couch.
Speaker 3: In my bed.
Speaker 4: You're way better than anything you guys are out doing
Speaker 4: until one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: At some point, you also, it's just not really a
Speaker 1: little off topic, but you get to a point like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to feel like crap in the morning.
Speaker 1: I just want to wake up and feel good instead
Speaker 1: of being hungover or exhausted from our sunburned from the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing.
Speaker 2: At some point sunburn, Oh is there anything worse?
Speaker 1: At some point in your life, you start applying sunscreen
Speaker 1: right right, it's like, because of the thing.
Speaker 2: I'll add another layer. Waking up and you have the
Speaker 2: backwards hat tan line sunburn on your forehead.
Speaker 3: On your head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. At some point you stop in life. You stop
Speaker 1: going to clubs that require some form of stamp on
Speaker 1: your head visible. I don't mind the invisible. I won't
Speaker 1: go if it's going on there, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: if you if you're a club that can't afford to
Speaker 1: buy a two cent wristband, Yeah, I'm not going out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: What age do you think it is when we stopped
Speaker 4: sitting on the floor, Oh, because people.
Speaker 3: Can't get up.
Speaker 1: Boy, that was a harsh reality of parenthood when I
Speaker 1: was forty, when our daughter was born, and that's when
Speaker 1: you discover getting up and down off of the ground
Speaker 1: gets harder and harder. Oh my gosh. So I think
Speaker 1: we could do this all day long. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: probably annoyed a few people. Some guy out there is like, damn,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that about the test tube.
Speaker 3: Shots from having an I.
Speaker 1: Had one at Chili's last night. Chili stick around. We've
Speaker 1: got some stuff you look forward to and things to
Speaker 1: do in Austin for the month of May. Hooray, hooray
Speaker 1: the first of May.
Speaker 3: We know what happens next.
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Speaker 1: Everybody looking for something to do.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: One thing you cannot say in Austin, Texas very often
Speaker 1: is there's nothing to do. Oh board, there's nothing to do.
Speaker 2: There's like only two maybe three weekends a year that
Speaker 2: there's not not any kind of major festival. You know,
Speaker 2: it's usually around Christmas New Year's.
Speaker 1: It's just always something. And that's because they've got those
Speaker 1: things that go on for two or three weeks, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like the Zilker Park Christmas Light.
Speaker 1: It's all that kind of stuff that's all set up
Speaker 1: during the holidays. But starting tonight, David Sedaris is in town.
Speaker 1: We mentioned that earlier this week. Also, the iHeart Country
Speaker 1: Festival is this weekend. It is going on Saturday night
Speaker 1: at the Movie Theater and.
Speaker 2: There's some celebrity spotting around.
Speaker 1: Town there will be. And that is a really really,
Speaker 1: really well done festival because it just is bang bang
Speaker 1: bang bang. I mean, they build a state that while
Speaker 1: one person is performing, they're building the stage behind it.
Speaker 1: When they're done, they just spin it around and the
Speaker 1: next band starts.
Speaker 4: It is act after act, huge acts, back to back
Speaker 4: to back.
Speaker 3: It's so well run, really good.
Speaker 1: Jack White's coming to town May fourth and fifth. Also,
Speaker 1: I just saw this and we talked about it last
Speaker 1: week that the Pecan Street Festival had moved right out
Speaker 1: to the domain. But there's another Pecon Street festival going
Speaker 1: on this weekend that's also not the domain, the galley.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, that's going on this weekend. So are there
Speaker 1: two posts? This is it? It is? Oh, this is
Speaker 1: what we were talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you know what, I'll back up for a second.
Speaker 2: You mentioned Jack White. The last time he came through town.
Speaker 2: He showed up midday at the Continental Club and did
Speaker 2: a session, Like you don't know what that guy is
Speaker 2: gonna do. I saw him walking out. I was sitting
Speaker 2: at Joe's Coffee, so I can vouch for it. I
Speaker 2: saw it walking out and he just they announced it
Speaker 2: on Instagram like right before he went on. There was
Speaker 2: a lot I'm down the street.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: I love it when artists do things like that.
Speaker 3: Pop ups like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, we've got Cinco de Mayo coming up.
Speaker 1: There might be a place or two in Austin you
Speaker 1: can find to have a margarita maybe.
Speaker 3: So you know, literal hard ask around.
Speaker 1: Which is funny because the margarita was invented in California.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it was invented by a dude in California.
Speaker 3: Guess what his wife's name was Margarita.
Speaker 1: Yep. Other stuff going on. Austin Fashion Week is coming
Speaker 1: up May eighth through the tenth. That thing is really
Speaker 1: grown and grown over the years. I am seated for
Speaker 1: several years and it was growing then and now it's
Speaker 1: kind of a big deal and kind of on the
Speaker 1: national stage.
Speaker 3: Is it Austin like local up and comers who walk
Speaker 3: the stage?
Speaker 1: No, they're professional.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this was still happening, but I'm kind
Speaker 1: of glad it is. Although I will not participate, but
Speaker 1: the four eighth annual O Henry Museum Punoff World Championship
Speaker 1: still happens.
Speaker 2: I thought that went away.
Speaker 1: I did to forty eight years.
Speaker 4: Wow, Sandy, you love a pun Why would you not
Speaker 4: want to go and see this.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be around people that like puns.
Speaker 3: That's welcome to my world.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like falcons. I love falcons, but not
Speaker 2: people into falconry.
Speaker 1: That's going on a week from Saturday. It's at Brush
Speaker 1: Square Park, which is right behind the Henry Museum in
Speaker 1: downtown Austin. We were wondering if that was still there.
Speaker 2: It's still a little tiny house by the fire Station.
Speaker 1: Now not to be outdone with the forty eighth annual
Speaker 1: Austin Henry Museum Punoff World Championships the same weekend is Spamarama.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, that's all school. Spam Arama died a fairly
Speaker 1: wrap death. I think right. It was just done one year.
Speaker 2: That was early two thousands because our old producer Funky
Speaker 2: won the hog Calling contest two years in a row. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we just set him down there and say, hey, Funky,
Speaker 2: go into the contest. Sure, yeah, any one any won
Speaker 2: two maybe three years in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kept going back. Nicky Glazer's coming to town. Any fans.
Speaker 1: I like her? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like her too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like I have to listen to her, like
Speaker 4: through blinders on my eyes because she can be so
Speaker 4: uncomfortable sometimes.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but.
Speaker 1: JB, between me and you, she's kind of hot, isn't
Speaker 1: she She is hot.
Speaker 2: She's very She did the Gross Choice Awards.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she did just host something recently and she
Speaker 1: killed killed it. Yeah, killed it.
Speaker 2: I think she already got invited back to whatever that
Speaker 2: award show was. She's already been asked back for next
Speaker 2: year because she did a great job.
Speaker 1: Uh wow, this is cool at the ATX TV Festival,
Speaker 1: John Hamm, It's going to be here. Eh be cool.
Speaker 4: You skipped Lyle Love It at the Paramount. Gayala God,
Speaker 4: I love Lyle Love It?
Speaker 1: Oh? When is that?
Speaker 3: That's on May fourteenth?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I like Lyle.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry May tenth.
Speaker 1: Lyle remember when he was married to Julia Roberts out
Speaker 1: of boy Lyle.
Speaker 3: That was random, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was It's kind of random, like the Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Hurley Billy Ray Cyris thing right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's gross. Elizabeth Hurley Billy Ray Cyrus is gross.
Speaker 4: Here's a weird fact. I will I have seen Lyle
Speaker 4: Love It twice in concert. Never listen to his music
Speaker 4: any other time. I only like him in concert.
Speaker 3: Really weird.
Speaker 4: But never just turn on a Lyle Love It song.
Speaker 4: I never would think about it, but I love to
Speaker 4: go to his concerts.
Speaker 1: We saw him with his large band, right mm hmm
Speaker 1: at the Paramount, Is that right? Yeah? So some stuff
Speaker 1: always something to do in Austin for the month of May,
Speaker 1: there's a lot happening. You could be out every night
Speaker 1: of the week if you wanted to. You could survive it,
Speaker 1: so I don't think I missed anything. Do you guys
Speaker 1: know anything else?
Speaker 4: And I think that's all the big steps you talked
Speaker 4: about Sinco to Mayo. Yeah, that's a good stuff, all right.
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