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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your Taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right, I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure before we get going with our final idiotology,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you can have a shot at winning jelly

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<v Speaker 2>roll tickets this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>If you are the winner of them, you'll be directed

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<v Speaker 3>by me or contacted by me directly.

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<v Speaker 2>There's somebody fishing again. I know. I just you explained JR.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page right. There's three song choices there from Marilyn Manson.

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<v Speaker 2>Vote for the one that you would like us to

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<v Speaker 2>play back at nine. The one with the most votes

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<v Speaker 2>will play. Okay, all of you who vote are eligible

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<v Speaker 2>to win those jelly roll tickets. As Taco said, if

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<v Speaker 2>you win, you will hear directly from him and nobody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't give any information to any other outside source or

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<v Speaker 2>site that's asking for this or said you've won that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're ready to pull our freaking hair out with these scammers.

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<v Speaker 2>Just want to make sure. Don't act upon anything unless

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<v Speaker 2>you hear directly from Taco. Yeah, you're hearing that said.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be afraid to vote I'm getting all these texts

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<v Speaker 3>from people like, hey, is this real?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I really win? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 3>If you win, you'll know at nine o'clock and you'll

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<v Speaker 3>know which Marilyn Manson song wins for you say, we play.

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<v Speaker 2>So over in England, they've convened. I guess it would

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<v Speaker 2>be the equivalent of what we would call a grand

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<v Speaker 2>jury here to look into a possible wrongful death that

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<v Speaker 2>occurred during a marshmallow eating contest. Oh, I could see

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<v Speaker 2>that happening. I yeah, when I saw this, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely swallows up in your throat. Woman who was

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<v Speaker 2>participating in this suffered some sort of medical incident while

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<v Speaker 2>the competition was happening, and yeah, she choked to death.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess the jury has been, you know, called

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<v Speaker 2>to say, hey, look, was was this a you know,

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<v Speaker 2>inherently risky thing to hold without looking into, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>mitigating possible risk of it and not having adequate medical

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<v Speaker 2>personnel should something like this happen, which it did, and

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<v Speaker 2>all of that. I don't know, dude, of all the things,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to hold a competition for eating for that

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<v Speaker 2>marks like an odd choice?

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<v Speaker 3>Noah, you do like neat balls even that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>what's the normal eating contest. It's it's chicken wings, hot dogs, chili, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>hot dogs, chestnut.

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<v Speaker 2>Lobster roll eating one where the Governor of New Hampshire

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<v Speaker 2>had to jump in and help somebody who was choking

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<v Speaker 2>on a lobster.

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<v Speaker 3>Roll, and then the guy after the governor saved him,

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<v Speaker 3>he went back to eating lobsteroles.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're in the contest. It's free lobsteroles when

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<v Speaker 2>you're paying thirty upwards of thirty bucks for a lobster roll,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and you can out through as many as

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<v Speaker 2>should want.

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<v Speaker 3>And yes, you're right, you heard him, correct, he said,

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<v Speaker 3>lobster lobster. I love a lobster roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell I might if you put down free lobster roles

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me, I might choke without it being

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a contest just out of excitement es.

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<v Speaker 3>Or choke on the salivation coming out from the excitement

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<v Speaker 3>and you're like drooling, going ah, So somebody choked on

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<v Speaker 3>a marshall. Do you think anybody's ever choked on a

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<v Speaker 3>moon pie? Because when I hear marshmallow, I like me

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<v Speaker 3>a moonpie that is the s'more in a package.

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<v Speaker 2>When's the last time. You actually had a moon pie

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<v Speaker 2>two years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, Yeah, but Delta Dab used to buy inform me

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<v Speaker 3>from her birthday every year a moon pie at Arci

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<v Speaker 3>Cola because I like both. And when we broke down

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<v Speaker 3>in the Love Wagon in Georgia, Pooler, Georgia, by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>we broke down on the love Wagon and we had

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<v Speaker 3>to sit at a gas station. That's what there was

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<v Speaker 3>to eat and drake was Arcy Cola and moon pies

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<v Speaker 3>and it was delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Look is always stuck in your head at one exit

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<v Speaker 2>off of ninety five. Yeah, going through Georgia, it's sign

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<v Speaker 2>just as Pooler. I have an infinity for a similar sign.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in Virginia, though it just says Skippers Skippers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd much rather be at Skippers than Pooler, Georgia. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure if you're if you're listening there on the iHeart

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<v Speaker 3>app or if you're from there, it's probably a great

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<v Speaker 3>place right now. But I'm gonna tell you when I

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<v Speaker 3>was stuck there, there was one gas station which the

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<v Speaker 3>Love Wagon was at. This is my station wagon nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>seventy seven Plymouth Valori that I drive in the nineties,

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<v Speaker 3>and I had a license plate that said, LUV W

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<v Speaker 3>A j N. Anyway back to what I was getting

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<v Speaker 3>at Pooler, Georgie was an asshole back then.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, some of those exits going up through you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Georgia and South Carolina day just road seven. Yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>think of it. Sounds like that, sounds like it could

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<v Speaker 2>possibly be a last ask exit. Think of it, get

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<v Speaker 2>off there and you're never heard or seen from again.

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<v Speaker 2>Think of it.

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<v Speaker 3>In the early nineties, Uh huh, it was a wowser's

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<v Speaker 3>on the way home from Georgia Southern partying with my buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Anglers fishing in three different areas of Nova Scotia, Canada

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<v Speaker 2>could find themselves in hot water if they throw back

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<v Speaker 2>certain fish after reeling them in. What this is the

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<v Speaker 2>exact ass backwards? Uh? Yeah, well we did? You supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to release them here? Well here, they say. If anglers

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<v Speaker 2>catch a small mouth bass or a chain pickerel in

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<v Speaker 2>these designated areas, they must euthanize the fish humanely and

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<v Speaker 2>retain it. Tossing it back or keeping a live one

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<v Speaker 2>could lead to a fine up to one hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>They're trying to get five hundred thousand for a second offense.

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<v Speaker 2>A grand for a small mouth bass? What a fine

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<v Speaker 2>or a pickerel? What is a pickerel? The pikerel is

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<v Speaker 2>a weird looking thing. It looks kind of like this.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lake, so it sounds like these don't belong

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<v Speaker 2>in these very of Nova Scotia. Is that why they're

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<v Speaker 2>having them kill them? Probably like the lionfish here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not from there, but it's probably that, or there's

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<v Speaker 3>just too many of them.

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<v Speaker 2>But when they said, how did you how did they

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<v Speaker 2>talk about killing them?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Euthanized the fish humanly?

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<v Speaker 3>Humanly? You know what that is? That's the bat fishing bat.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody who fishes knows what I'm talking about. You keep

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<v Speaker 3>the bat in there in case you get a gar

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<v Speaker 3>or something like that, and you're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so tired of catching these things, and you give

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<v Speaker 3>them the bat. Pat it's a fish bat, so I

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<v Speaker 3>don't see them doing it humanely. If you don't have

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<v Speaker 3>the bat, you go with the answer, not the bat.

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<v Speaker 3>What else would I use? That would be on a boat?

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<v Speaker 3>Gaff the paddle, oh, or just set it when your

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<v Speaker 3>engine breaks you could just set her down and drop

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<v Speaker 3>the anchor on its head.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you've anchored up in the the tie's coming to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where the boat is now kind of stuck

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<v Speaker 2>in the sand, and you got to push off. Are

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<v Speaker 2>we had disappearing island all of a sudden, we're saying, Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just flashing the you know, real life situation after

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<v Speaker 2>you've had you know, nineteen beers in the sun. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a great idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody knows exactly whether it's disappearing or island in the Keys,

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<v Speaker 3>the little appearing island. It just comes out of nowhere

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<v Speaker 3>yours down in West Palm area. What was that one called?

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's a Peanut Island, Peanut Island, there's a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of sandbars that you know, I've seen acts well, Peanut Island.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen some acts there that let's just say our

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<v Speaker 2>family friendly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I bet that's. Hey, that's where families come from

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes making love. Somebody said, we're supposed to kill snakeheads too,

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<v Speaker 3>can't release them back into the water. So I guess

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<v Speaker 3>is that yeah, that's a maybe a northern No, that's

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<v Speaker 3>a listener here.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually know that the line fish, you know, it's open

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<v Speaker 2>season and then some bitches and those are supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be good have you tried linfish? Yeah, I know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of the restaurants now started you and I ate it.

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<v Speaker 2>It grills right, I didn't know, No, I think I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to try it, though. Somebody said.

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<v Speaker 3>In Montana, back to the exits in Montana, there dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Road exits off the highway. Think of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Think of going down I for wherever you're driving N

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<v Speaker 3>ninety five Turnpike I four insert road and all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden you got exit sixty two.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dirt road. How pasture. Yeah, finally there's this.

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<v Speaker 2>We go to Harrison Township in Michigan. A man there

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<v Speaker 2>knew that his he was on the verge of having

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<v Speaker 2>his vehicle repossessed. He didn't want that to happen. Pay

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<v Speaker 2>your pay your yeah, your your note, yeah, pay your notes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's it's our payment. Just pay it. Yeah. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't want that to happen. So he had a

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<v Speaker 2>feeling the repoeman was closing in. So he made a

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<v Speaker 2>makeshift bomb out of two pro paine tanks with some

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<v Speaker 2>wire and left a note inside the car, hopefully to

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<v Speaker 2>scare off. And he said, repo man.

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<v Speaker 1>He was asking if the toe truck was a repoil

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<v Speaker 1>truck and then we saw him working on his car.

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<v Speaker 3>Woke up to him putting pro paine tanks in his car,

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<v Speaker 3>saying that he was gonna blow it up.

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<v Speaker 2>So he had a piece of cardboard in his windshield

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<v Speaker 2>that said, don't move car, it will blow up. Don't move,

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<v Speaker 2>car will blow up. This story on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know times are tough for all of

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<v Speaker 3>us making a carments, car payments, painting the ass. I

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<v Speaker 3>have to do it myself from a wife's car. But

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you're leaving a note like that, I

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<v Speaker 3>think there's a reason you're not making the payment.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't move a car will blow up that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a sun bached I'll choke on a marshmallow

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<v Speaker 3>right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee it follow the legs. Jay R R