Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your Taco one on
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Speaker 2: There's somebody fishing again. I know. I just you explained JR.
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Speaker 2: So over in England, they've convened. I guess it would
Speaker 2: be the equivalent of what we would call a grand
Speaker 2: jury here to look into a possible wrongful death that
Speaker 2: occurred during a marshmallow eating contest. Oh, I could see
Speaker 2: that happening. I yeah, when I saw this, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I definitely swallows up in your throat. Woman who was
Speaker 2: participating in this suffered some sort of medical incident while
Speaker 2: the competition was happening, and yeah, she choked to death.
Speaker 2: So I guess the jury has been, you know, called
Speaker 2: to say, hey, look, was was this a you know,
Speaker 2: inherently risky thing to hold without looking into, you know,
Speaker 2: mitigating possible risk of it and not having adequate medical
Speaker 2: personnel should something like this happen, which it did, and
Speaker 2: all of that. I don't know, dude, of all the things,
Speaker 2: you're going to hold a competition for eating for that
Speaker 2: marks like an odd choice?
Speaker 3: Noah, you do like neat balls even that. I mean,
Speaker 3: what's the normal eating contest. It's it's chicken wings, hot dogs, chili, yeah,
Speaker 3: hot dogs, chestnut.
Speaker 2: Lobster roll eating one where the Governor of New Hampshire
Speaker 2: had to jump in and help somebody who was choking
Speaker 2: on a lobster.
Speaker 3: Roll, and then the guy after the governor saved him,
Speaker 3: he went back to eating lobsteroles.
Speaker 2: You know you're in the contest. It's free lobsteroles when
Speaker 2: you're paying thirty upwards of thirty bucks for a lobster roll,
Speaker 2: you know, and you can out through as many as
Speaker 2: should want.
Speaker 3: And yes, you're right, you heard him, correct, he said,
Speaker 3: lobster lobster. I love a lobster roll.
Speaker 2: Hell I might if you put down free lobster roles
Speaker 2: in front of me, I might choke without it being
Speaker 2: you know, a contest just out of excitement es.
Speaker 3: Or choke on the salivation coming out from the excitement
Speaker 3: and you're like drooling, going ah, So somebody choked on
Speaker 3: a marshall. Do you think anybody's ever choked on a
Speaker 3: moon pie? Because when I hear marshmallow, I like me
Speaker 3: a moonpie that is the s'more in a package.
Speaker 2: When's the last time. You actually had a moon pie
Speaker 2: two years ago.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, but Delta Dab used to buy inform me
Speaker 3: from her birthday every year a moon pie at Arci
Speaker 3: Cola because I like both. And when we broke down
Speaker 3: in the Love Wagon in Georgia, Pooler, Georgia, by the way,
Speaker 3: we broke down on the love Wagon and we had
Speaker 3: to sit at a gas station. That's what there was
Speaker 3: to eat and drake was Arcy Cola and moon pies
Speaker 3: and it was delicious.
Speaker 2: Look is always stuck in your head at one exit
Speaker 2: off of ninety five. Yeah, going through Georgia, it's sign
Speaker 2: just as Pooler. I have an infinity for a similar sign.
Speaker 2: It's in Virginia, though it just says Skippers Skippers.
Speaker 3: I'd much rather be at Skippers than Pooler, Georgia. I'm
Speaker 3: sure if you're if you're listening there on the iHeart
Speaker 3: app or if you're from there, it's probably a great
Speaker 3: place right now. But I'm gonna tell you when I
Speaker 3: was stuck there, there was one gas station which the
Speaker 3: Love Wagon was at. This is my station wagon nineteen
Speaker 3: seventy seven Plymouth Valori that I drive in the nineties,
Speaker 3: and I had a license plate that said, LUV W
Speaker 3: A j N. Anyway back to what I was getting
Speaker 3: at Pooler, Georgie was an asshole back then.
Speaker 2: Hell, some of those exits going up through you know,
Speaker 2: Georgia and South Carolina day just road seven. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: think of it. Sounds like that, sounds like it could
Speaker 2: possibly be a last ask exit. Think of it, get
Speaker 2: off there and you're never heard or seen from again.
Speaker 2: Think of it.
Speaker 3: In the early nineties, Uh huh, it was a wowser's
Speaker 3: on the way home from Georgia Southern partying with my buddy.
Speaker 2: Anglers fishing in three different areas of Nova Scotia, Canada
Speaker 2: could find themselves in hot water if they throw back
Speaker 2: certain fish after reeling them in. What this is the
Speaker 2: exact ass backwards? Uh? Yeah, well we did? You supposed
Speaker 2: to release them here? Well here, they say. If anglers
Speaker 2: catch a small mouth bass or a chain pickerel in
Speaker 2: these designated areas, they must euthanize the fish humanely and
Speaker 2: retain it. Tossing it back or keeping a live one
Speaker 2: could lead to a fine up to one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: They're trying to get five hundred thousand for a second offense.
Speaker 2: A grand for a small mouth bass? What a fine
Speaker 2: or a pickerel? What is a pickerel? The pikerel is
Speaker 2: a weird looking thing. It looks kind of like this.
Speaker 2: There's a lake, so it sounds like these don't belong
Speaker 2: in these very of Nova Scotia. Is that why they're
Speaker 2: having them kill them? Probably like the lionfish here.
Speaker 3: I'm not from there, but it's probably that, or there's
Speaker 3: just too many of them.
Speaker 2: But when they said, how did you how did they
Speaker 2: talk about killing them?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Euthanized the fish humanly?
Speaker 3: Humanly? You know what that is? That's the bat fishing bat.
Speaker 3: Anybody who fishes knows what I'm talking about. You keep
Speaker 3: the bat in there in case you get a gar
Speaker 3: or something like that, and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so tired of catching these things, and you give
Speaker 3: them the bat. Pat it's a fish bat, so I
Speaker 3: don't see them doing it humanely. If you don't have
Speaker 3: the bat, you go with the answer, not the bat.
Speaker 3: What else would I use? That would be on a boat?
Speaker 3: Gaff the paddle, oh, or just set it when your
Speaker 3: engine breaks you could just set her down and drop
Speaker 3: the anchor on its head.
Speaker 2: Or you've anchored up in the the tie's coming to
Speaker 2: the point where the boat is now kind of stuck
Speaker 2: in the sand, and you got to push off. Are
Speaker 2: we had disappearing island all of a sudden, we're saying, Man,
Speaker 2: I'm just flashing the you know, real life situation after
Speaker 2: you've had you know, nineteen beers in the sun. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is a great idea.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows exactly whether it's disappearing or island in the Keys,
Speaker 3: the little appearing island. It just comes out of nowhere
Speaker 3: yours down in West Palm area. What was that one called?
Speaker 2: There's there's a Peanut Island, Peanut Island, there's a couple
Speaker 2: of sandbars that you know, I've seen acts well, Peanut Island.
Speaker 2: I've seen some acts there that let's just say our
Speaker 2: family friendly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet that's. Hey, that's where families come from
Speaker 3: sometimes making love. Somebody said, we're supposed to kill snakeheads too,
Speaker 3: can't release them back into the water. So I guess
Speaker 3: is that yeah, that's a maybe a northern No, that's
Speaker 3: a listener here.
Speaker 2: Actually know that the line fish, you know, it's open
Speaker 2: season and then some bitches and those are supposed to
Speaker 2: be good have you tried linfish? Yeah, I know a
Speaker 2: lot of the restaurants now started you and I ate it.
Speaker 2: It grills right, I didn't know, No, I think I did.
Speaker 2: I'd like to try it, though. Somebody said.
Speaker 3: In Montana, back to the exits in Montana, there dirt.
Speaker 2: Road exits off the highway. Think of that.
Speaker 3: Think of going down I for wherever you're driving N
Speaker 3: ninety five Turnpike I four insert road and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden you got exit sixty two.
Speaker 2: It's a dirt road. How pasture. Yeah, finally there's this.
Speaker 2: We go to Harrison Township in Michigan. A man there
Speaker 2: knew that his he was on the verge of having
Speaker 2: his vehicle repossessed. He didn't want that to happen. Pay
Speaker 2: your pay your yeah, your your note, yeah, pay your notes.
Speaker 2: You know it's it's our payment. Just pay it. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he didn't want that to happen. So he had a
Speaker 2: feeling the repoeman was closing in. So he made a
Speaker 2: makeshift bomb out of two pro paine tanks with some
Speaker 2: wire and left a note inside the car, hopefully to
Speaker 2: scare off. And he said, repo man.
Speaker 1: He was asking if the toe truck was a repoil
Speaker 1: truck and then we saw him working on his car.
Speaker 3: Woke up to him putting pro paine tanks in his car,
Speaker 3: saying that he was gonna blow it up.
Speaker 2: So he had a piece of cardboard in his windshield
Speaker 2: that said, don't move car, it will blow up. Don't move,
Speaker 2: car will blow up. This story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: I know, I know times are tough for all of
Speaker 3: us making a carments, car payments, painting the ass. I
Speaker 3: have to do it myself from a wife's car. But
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're leaving a note like that, I
Speaker 3: think there's a reason you're not making the payment.
Speaker 2: Don't move a car will blow up that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a sun bached I'll choke on a marshmallow
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 2: I guarantee it follow the legs. Jay R R