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<v Speaker 1>The adventure of the retired color man. Sherlock Holmes was

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<v Speaker 1>in a melancholy and philosophic mood that morning. His alert,

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<v Speaker 1>practical nature was subject to such reactions. Did you see him,

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<v Speaker 1>he asked? You mean the old fellow who has just

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<v Speaker 1>gone out? Precisely, Yes, I met him at the door.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think of him? A pathetic, futile, broken creature? Exactly, Watson,

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<v Speaker 1>pathetic and futile. But is not all life pathetic and futile?

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<v Speaker 1>Is not his story a microcosm of the whole we reach,

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<v Speaker 1>we grasp, and what is left in our hands at

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<v Speaker 1>the end a shadow, or worse than a shadow? Misery?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he one of your clients? Well, I suppose I

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<v Speaker 1>may call him so. He has been sent on by

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<v Speaker 1>the yard, just as medical men occasionally send their incurables

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<v Speaker 1>to a quack. They argue that they can do nothing more,

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<v Speaker 1>and that whatever happens, the patient can be no worse

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<v Speaker 1>than he is. What is the matter? Holmes took a

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<v Speaker 1>rather soiled card from the table, Josiah Amberley. He says

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<v Speaker 1>he was junior partner of Brickfall and Amberley, who are

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<v Speaker 1>manufacturers of artistic materials. You will see their names upon

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<v Speaker 1>paint boxes. He made his little pile, retired from business

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<v Speaker 1>at the age of sixty one, bought a house at Lewisham,

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<v Speaker 1>and settled down to rest. After a life of ceaseless grind.

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<v Speaker 1>One would think his future was tolerably assured. Indeed, Holmes

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<v Speaker 1>glanced over some notes which he had scribbled on the

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<v Speaker 1>back of an envelope. Retired in eighteen ninety six. Watson

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<v Speaker 1>early in eighteen ninety seven he married a woman twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years younger than himself, a good looking woman too, if

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<v Speaker 1>the photograph does not flatter a competence, a wife leisure.

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<v Speaker 1>It seemed a straight road which lay before him. And

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<v Speaker 1>yet within two years he is as you have seen,

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<v Speaker 1>as broken and miserable, a creature as crawls beneath the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>But what has happened the old story Watson, a treacherous

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<v Speaker 1>friend and a fickle wife. It would appear that Amberley

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<v Speaker 1>has one hobby in life, and it is chess. Not

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<v Speaker 1>far from him at Lewisham there lives a young doctor

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<v Speaker 1>who is also a chess player. I have no his name,

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<v Speaker 1>as doctor Ray Ernest. Ernest was frequently in the house,

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<v Speaker 1>and an intimacy between him and missus Amberley was a

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<v Speaker 1>natural sequence. For you must admit that our unfortunate client

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<v Speaker 1>has few outward graces, whatever his inner virtues may be.

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<v Speaker 1>The couple went off together last week, destination untraced. What

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<v Speaker 1>is more, the faithless spouse carried off the old man's

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<v Speaker 1>deed box as her personal luggage, with a good part

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<v Speaker 1>of his life savings within. Can we find the lady?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we save the money? A commonplace problem so far

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<v Speaker 1>as it has developed, and yet a vital one for

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<v Speaker 1>Josiah Amberley. What will you do about it? Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>immediate question, my dear Watson, happens to be what will

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<v Speaker 1>you do if you will be good enough to understudy me?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that I am preoccupied with this case of

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<v Speaker 1>the two Coptic patriarchs, which should come to a head

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<v Speaker 1>to day. I really have not time to go out

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<v Speaker 1>to Lewisham, and yet evidence taken on the spot has

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<v Speaker 1>a special value. The old fellow was quite insistent that

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<v Speaker 1>I should go, but I explained my difficulty. He is

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<v Speaker 1>prepared to meet a representative by all means, I answered,

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<v Speaker 1>I confess I don't see that I can be of

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<v Speaker 1>much service, but I am willing to do my best.

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<v Speaker 1>And so it was that on a summer afternoon I

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<v Speaker 1>set forth to Lewisham, little dreaming that within a week

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<v Speaker 1>the affair in which I was engaging would be the

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<v Speaker 1>eager debate of all England. It was late that evening

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<v Speaker 1>before I returned to Baker Street and gave an account

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<v Speaker 1>of my mission. Holmes lay with his gaunt figure stretched

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<v Speaker 1>in his deep chair, his pipe curling forth slow wreaths

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<v Speaker 1>of acrid tobacco, while his eyelids drooped over his eyes

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<v Speaker 1>so lazily that he might almost have been asleep, were

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<v Speaker 1>it not that at any halt or questionable passage of

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<v Speaker 1>my narrative, they half lifted, and two gray eyes, as

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<v Speaker 1>bright and keen as rapiers, transfixed me with their searching glance.

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<v Speaker 1>The Haven is the name of mister Josiah Amberley's house,

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<v Speaker 1>I explained. I think it would interest you, Holmes. It

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<v Speaker 1>is like some penurious patrician who was sunk into the

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<v Speaker 1>company of his inferiors. You know that particular quarter, the

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<v Speaker 1>monotonous brick streets, the weary suburban highways. Right in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of them, a little island of ancient culture and

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<v Speaker 1>comfort lies this old home, surrounded by a high sun

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<v Speaker 1>baked wall, mottled with lichens and topped with moss, the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of wall cut out the poetry, Watson, said Holmes severely.

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<v Speaker 1>I note that it was a high brick wall. Exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>I should not have known which was the haven had

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<v Speaker 1>I not asked a lounger who was smoking in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a reason for mentioning him. He was a tall, dark,

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<v Speaker 1>heavily mustached, rather military looking man. He nodded in answer

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<v Speaker 1>to my inquiry and gave me a curiously questioning glance,

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<v Speaker 1>which came back to my memory A little later. I

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<v Speaker 1>had hardly entered the gateway before I saw mister Amberley

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<v Speaker 1>coming down the drive. I only had a glimpse of

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<v Speaker 1>him this morning, and he certainly gave me the impression

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<v Speaker 1>of a strange creature. But when I saw him in

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<v Speaker 1>the full light, his appearance was even more abnormal. I have,

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<v Speaker 1>of course studied it, and yet I should be interested

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<v Speaker 1>to have your impressions, said Holmes. He seemed to me

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<v Speaker 1>like a man who was literally bowed down by care.

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<v Speaker 1>His back was curved, as though he carried a heavy burden.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet he was not the weakling that I had at

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<v Speaker 1>first imagined, for his shoulders and chest have the framework

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<v Speaker 1>of a giant, though his figure tapers away into a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of spindled legs, left shoe wrinkled, right one smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not observe that, No, you wouldn't. I spotted

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<v Speaker 1>his artificial limb, but proceed I was struck by the

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<v Speaker 1>snaky locks of grizzled hair which curled from under his

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<v Speaker 1>old straw hat, and his face with its fierce, eager expression,

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<v Speaker 1>and the deeply lined features. Very good Watson, what did

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<v Speaker 1>he say? He began pouring out the story of his grievances.

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<v Speaker 1>We walked down the drive together, and of course course

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<v Speaker 1>I took a good look round. I have never seen

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<v Speaker 1>a worse kept place. The garden was all running to seed,

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<v Speaker 1>giving me an impression of wild neglect, in which the

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<v Speaker 1>plants had been allowed to find the way of nature

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<v Speaker 1>rather than of art. How any decent woman could have

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<v Speaker 1>tolerated such a state of things, I don't know. The house, too,

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<v Speaker 1>was slattern late to the last degree, but the poor

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<v Speaker 1>man seemed himself to be aware of it, and to

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<v Speaker 1>be trying to remedy it. For a great pot of

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<v Speaker 1>green paint stood in the center of the hall, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was carrying a thick brush in his left hand.

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<v Speaker 1>He had been working on the woodwork. He took me

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<v Speaker 1>into his dingy sanctum and we had a long chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, he was disappointed that you had not come yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I hardly expected, he said, that so humble an individual

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<v Speaker 1>as myself, especially after my heavy financial loss, could obtain

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<v Speaker 1>the complete attention of so famous a man as mister

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<v Speaker 1>Sherlock Holmes. I assured him that the financial question did

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<v Speaker 1>not arise. No, of course, it is art for art's

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<v Speaker 1>sake with him, said he. But even on the artistic

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<v Speaker 1>side of crime, he might have found something here to study.

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<v Speaker 1>And human nature, doctor Watson, the black ingratitude of it all,

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<v Speaker 1>When did I ever refuse one of her requests? Was

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<v Speaker 1>ever a woman so pampered? And that young man he

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<v Speaker 1>might have been my own son. He had the run

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<v Speaker 1>of my house. And yet see how they have treated me, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Watson, it is a dreadful, dreadful world. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the burden of his song. For an hour or more

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<v Speaker 1>he had it seems no suspicion of an intrigue. They

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<v Speaker 1>lived alone, save for a woman who comes in by

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<v Speaker 1>the day and leaves every evening at six. On that

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<v Speaker 1>particular evening, Old Amberley, wishing to give his wife a treat,

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<v Speaker 1>had taken two upper circle seats at the Haymarket Theater.

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<v Speaker 1>At the last moment, she had complained of a headache

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<v Speaker 1>and had refused to go. He had gone alone. There

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to be no doubt about the fact, for he

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<v Speaker 1>produced the unused ticket which he had taken for his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>That is remarkable, most remarkable, said Holmes, whose interest in

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<v Speaker 1>the case seemed to be rising. Pray continue, Watson, I

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<v Speaker 1>find your narrative most arresting. Did you personally examine the ticket?

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<v Speaker 1>You did not perchance take the number? It so happens

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<v Speaker 1>that I did, I answered, with some pride. It chanced

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<v Speaker 1>to be my old school number thirty one, and so

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<v Speaker 1>is stuck in my head. Excellent Watson. His seat then

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<v Speaker 1>was either thirty or thirty two, quite so, I answered,

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<v Speaker 1>with some mystification, and on b row, that is most satisfactory.

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<v Speaker 1>What else did he tell you? He showed me his

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<v Speaker 1>strong room, as he called it. It really is a

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<v Speaker 1>strong room like a bank, with iron door and shutter

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<v Speaker 1>burglar proof, as he claimed. However, the woman seems to

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<v Speaker 1>have had a duplicate key, and between them they had

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<v Speaker 1>carried off some seven thousand pounds worth of cash and securities. Securities.

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<v Speaker 1>How could they dispose of those? He said that he

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<v Speaker 1>had given the police a list, and that he hoped

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<v Speaker 1>they would be unsaleable. He had got back from the

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<v Speaker 1>theater about midnight and found the place plundered, the door

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<v Speaker 1>and window open, and the fugitives gone. There was no

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<v Speaker 1>letter or message, nor has he heard a word since

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<v Speaker 1>he at once gave the alarm to the police. Holmes

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<v Speaker 1>brooded for some minutes. You say he was painting. What

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<v Speaker 1>was he painting? Well, he was painting the passage, but

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<v Speaker 1>he had already painted the door and wood work of

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<v Speaker 1>this room. I spoke of, Does it not strike you

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<v Speaker 1>as a strange occupation In the circumstances, one must do

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<v Speaker 1>something to ease an aching heart? And that was his

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<v Speaker 1>own explanation. It was eccentric, no doubt, But he is

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<v Speaker 1>clearly an eccentric man. He tore up one of his

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<v Speaker 1>wife's photographs in my presence, tore it up furiously in

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<v Speaker 1>a tempest of passion. I never wished to see her

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<v Speaker 1>damned face again. He shrieked. Anything more Watson. Yes, one

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<v Speaker 1>thing which struck me more than anything else. I had

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<v Speaker 1>driven to black Heath's station and had caught my train there,

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<v Speaker 1>when just as it was starting, I saw a man

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<v Speaker 1>dart into the carriage next to my own. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that I have a quick eye for faces homes. It

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<v Speaker 1>was undoubtedly the tall, dark man whom I had addressed

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<v Speaker 1>in the street. I saw him once more at London Bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I lost him in the crowd. But I

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<v Speaker 1>am convinced that he was following me, no doubt, No doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>said Holmes, A tall, dark, heavily mustached man. You say,

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<v Speaker 1>with gray tinted sunglasses. Holmes, you are a wizard. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not say so. But he had gray tinted sunglasses

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<v Speaker 1>and a Masonic tie pin. Holmes. Quite simple, my dear Watson.

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<v Speaker 1>But let us get down to what is practical. I

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<v Speaker 1>must admit to you that the case which seemed to

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<v Speaker 1>me to be so absurdly simple as to be hardly

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<v Speaker 1>worth my notice, as rapidly assuming a very different aspect.

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<v Speaker 1>It is true that though in your mission you have

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<v Speaker 1>missed everything of importance, yet even those things which have

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<v Speaker 1>obtruded themselves upon your notice give rise to serious thought,

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<v Speaker 1>what have I missed? Don't be hurt, my dear fellow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that I am quite impersonal. No one else

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<v Speaker 1>would have done better, some possibly not so well. But

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<v Speaker 1>clearly you have missed some vital points. What is the

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<v Speaker 1>opinion of the neighbors about this man Amberly and his wife?

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<v Speaker 1>That surely is of importance. What of doctor Ernest? Was

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<v Speaker 1>he the gay lethario one would expect with your natural advantages, Watson,

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<v Speaker 1>every lady is your helper and accomplice. What about the

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<v Speaker 1>girl at the post office or the wife of the greengrocer?

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<v Speaker 1>Picture you whispering soft nothings with the young lady at

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<v Speaker 1>the blue anchor, and receiving hard somethings in exchange. All

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<v Speaker 1>this you have left undone. It can still be done.

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<v Speaker 1>It has been done. Thanks to the telephone and the

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<v Speaker 1>help of the yard. I can usually get my essentials

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<v Speaker 1>without leaving this room. As a matter of fact, my

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<v Speaker 1>information confirms the man's story. He has the local repute

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<v Speaker 1>of being a miser as well as a harsh and

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<v Speaker 1>exacting husband. That he had a large sum of money

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<v Speaker 1>in that strong room of his is certain. So also

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<v Speaker 1>is it that young doctor Ernest an unmarried man played

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<v Speaker 1>chess with Amberley, and probably played the fool with his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>All this seems plain sailing, and one would think that

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<v Speaker 1>there was no more to be said. And yet, and

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<v Speaker 1>yet where lies the difficulty in my imagination? Perhaps well

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<v Speaker 1>leave it there, Watson, Let us escape from this weary,

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<v Speaker 1>workaday world by the side door of music. Carina sings

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<v Speaker 1>to night at the Albert Hall, and we still have

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<v Speaker 1>was up betimes, but some toast crumbs and two empty

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<v Speaker 1>egg shells told me that my companion was earlier. Still

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<v Speaker 1>I found a scribbled note upon the table. Dear Watson,

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<v Speaker 1>there are one or two points of contact which I

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<v Speaker 1>should wish to establish with mister Josiah Amberley. When I

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<v Speaker 1>have done so, we can dismiss the case or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I would only ask you to be on hand at

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<v Speaker 1>three o'clock, as I conceive it possible that I may

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<v Speaker 1>want you s h. I saw nothing of homes all day,

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<v Speaker 1>but at the hour named he returned grave, preoccupied and aloof.

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<v Speaker 1>At such times it was wiser to leave him to himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Has Amberley been here yet? No Ah, I am expecting him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not disappointed. For presently the old fellow arrived

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<v Speaker 1>with a very worried and puzzled expression upon his austere face.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a telegram, mister Holmes. I can make nothing

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<v Speaker 1>of it. He handed it over and Holmes read it aloud.

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<v Speaker 1>Come at once, without fail, can give you information as

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<v Speaker 1>to your recent loss. Elman. The vicarage dispatched out two

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<v Speaker 1>ten from Little Purlington, said Holmes. Little Purlington is in Essex.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe not far from Frinton. Well, of course you

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<v Speaker 1>will start at once. This is evidently from a responsible person,

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<v Speaker 1>the vicar of the place. Where is my Crockford? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>here we have him J. C. Elman, m A living

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<v Speaker 1>of Mossmore. Come Little Purlington. Look up the trains, Watson,

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<v Speaker 1>there is one at five twenty from Liverpool Street. Excellent.

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<v Speaker 1>You had best go with him, Watson. He may need

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<v Speaker 1>help or advice. Clearly we have come to a crisis

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<v Speaker 1>in this affair, but our client seemed, by no means

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<v Speaker 1>eager to start. It's perfectly absurd, mister Holmes, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>what can this man possibly know of what has occurred?

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<v Speaker 1>It is waste of time and money. He would not

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<v Speaker 1>have telegraphed you if he did not know something. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are at once that you are coming? I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I shall go, Holmes assumed his sternest aspect. It would

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<v Speaker 1>make the worst possible impression, both on the police and

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<v Speaker 1>upon myself. Mister Amberley, if when so obvious a clue arose,

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<v Speaker 1>you should refuse to follow it up, we should feel

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<v Speaker 1>that that you were not really in earnest in this investigation.

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<v Speaker 1>Our client seemed horrified at the suggestion. Why of course

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<v Speaker 1>I shall go if you look at it in that way,

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<v Speaker 1>said he. On the face of it, it seems absurd

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<v Speaker 1>to suppose that this parson knows anything. But if you think,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, think, said Holmes with emphasis. And so we

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<v Speaker 1>were launched upon our journey. Holmes took me aside before

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<v Speaker 1>we left the room and gave me one word of counsel,

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<v Speaker 1>which showed that he considered the matter to be of importance.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you do see that he really does go, said he.

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<v Speaker 1>Should he break away or return, get to the nearest

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<v Speaker 1>telephone exchange and send the single word bolted. I will

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<v Speaker 1>arrange here that it shall reach me wherever I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Little Purlington is not an easy place to reach, for

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<v Speaker 1>it is on a branch line. My remembrance of the journey.

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<v Speaker 1>He is not a pleasant one, for the weather was hot,

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<v Speaker 1>the train slow, and my companion sullen and silent, hardly

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<v Speaker 1>talking at all save to make an occasional sardonic remark

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<v Speaker 1>as to the futility of our proceedings. When we at

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<v Speaker 1>last reached the little station. It was a two mile

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<v Speaker 1>drive before we came to the vicarage, where a big, solemn,

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<v Speaker 1>rather pompous clergyman received us in his study. Our telegram

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<v Speaker 1>lay before him. Well, gentlemen, he asked, what can I

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<v Speaker 1>do for you? We came, I explained, in answer to

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<v Speaker 1>your wire my wire, I sent no wire. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the wire which you sent to mister Josiah Amberley about

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<v Speaker 1>his wife and his money. If this is a joke, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a very questionable one, said the vicar angrily.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never heard of the gentleman you name, and

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<v Speaker 1>I have not sent a wire to anyone. Our client

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<v Speaker 1>and I looked at each other in amazement. Perhaps there

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<v Speaker 1>is some mistake, said I are there perhaps two vicarages.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is the wire, itself, signed Elman and dated from

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<v Speaker 1>the vicarage. There is only one vicarage, sir, and only

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<v Speaker 1>one vicar, and this wire is a scandalous forgery, the

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<v Speaker 1>origin of which shall certainly be investigated by the police. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>I can see no possible object in prolonging this interview.

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<v Speaker 1>So mister Ambley and I found ourselves on the roadside

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<v Speaker 1>in what seemed to me to be the most primitive

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<v Speaker 1>village in England. We made for the telegraph office, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was already closed. There was a telephone, however, at

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<v Speaker 1>the little railway arms, and by it I got in

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<v Speaker 1>touch with Holmes, who shared in our amazement and the

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<v Speaker 1>result of our journey. Most singular, said the distant voice,

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<v Speaker 1>most remarkable. I much fear, my dear Watson, that there

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<v Speaker 1>is no return train to night. I have unwittingly condemned

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<v Speaker 1>you to the horrors of a country inn. However, there

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<v Speaker 1>is always nature, Watson, Nature, and Josiah Amberley. You can

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<v Speaker 1>be in close commune with both. I heard his dry

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<v Speaker 1>chuckle as he turned away. It was soon apparent to

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<v Speaker 1>me that my companion's reputation as a miser was not undeserved.

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<v Speaker 1>He had grumbled at the expense of the journey, but

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<v Speaker 1>insisted upon traveling third class, and was now clamorous in

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<v Speaker 1>his objections to the hotel bill. Next morning, when we

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<v Speaker 1>did at last arrive in London, it was hard to

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<v Speaker 1>say which of us was in the worse humor. You

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<v Speaker 1>had best take Baker Street as we pass, said I,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Holmes, may have some fresh instructions. If they are

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<v Speaker 1>not worth more than the last ones, they are not

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<v Speaker 1>of much, you, said Amberley with a malevolent scowl. Nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 1>he kept me company. I had already warned homes by

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<v Speaker 1>telegram of the hour of our arrival, but we found

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<v Speaker 1>a message waiting that he was at Lewisham and would

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<v Speaker 1>expect us there. That was a surprise. But an even

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<v Speaker 1>greater one was to find that he was not alone.

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<v Speaker 1>In the sitting room of our client, A stern looking,

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<v Speaker 1>impassive man sat beside him, a dark man with gray

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<v Speaker 1>tinted glasses and a large Masonic pin projecting from his tie.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my friend, mister Barker, said Holmes. He has

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<v Speaker 1>been interesting himself also in your business, though we have

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<v Speaker 1>been working independently. But we both have the same question

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you. Mister Amberley sat down heavily. He sensed

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<v Speaker 1>impending danger. I read it in his straining eyes and

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<v Speaker 1>his twitching features. What is the question, mister Holmes, only this,

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do with the bodies? The man sprang

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<v Speaker 1>to his feet with a hoarse scream. He clawed into

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<v Speaker 1>the air with his bony hands. His mouth was open,

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<v Speaker 1>and for the instant he looked like some horrible bird

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<v Speaker 1>of prey. In a flash, we got a glimpse of

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<v Speaker 1>the real Josiah Amberly, a misshapen demon with a soul

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<v Speaker 1>as distorted as his body. As he fell back into

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<v Speaker 1>his chair, he clapped his hands to his lips as

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<v Speaker 1>if to stifle a cough. Holmes sprang at his throat

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<v Speaker 1>like a tiger, and twisted his face towards the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>A white pellet fell from between his gasping lips. No shortcuts,

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<v Speaker 1>Josiah Amberly. Things must be done decently and in order.

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<v Speaker 1>What about it, Barker, I have a cab at the

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<v Speaker 1>aw said our taciturn companion. It is only a few

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<v Speaker 1>hundred yards to the station. We will go together. You

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<v Speaker 1>can stay here, Watson. I shall be back within half

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. The old color man had the strength of

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<v Speaker 1>a lion in that great trunk of his, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was helpless in the hands of the two experienced man handlers,

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<v Speaker 1>wriggling and twisting. He was dragged to the waiting cab,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was left to my solitary vigil in the

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<v Speaker 1>ill omened house. In less time than he had named. However,

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<v Speaker 1>Holmes was back in company with a smart young police inspector.

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<v Speaker 1>I've left Barker to look after the formalities, said Holmes.

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<v Speaker 1>You had not met Barker Watson. He is my hated

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<v Speaker 1>rival upon the Surrey shore. When you said a tall

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<v Speaker 1>dark man, it was not difficult for me to complete

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<v Speaker 1>the picture. He has several good cases to his crew,

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<v Speaker 1>has he not, Inspector? He has certainly interfered several times.

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<v Speaker 1>The inspector answered with reserve. His methods are irregular, no doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>like my own. The irregulars are useful sometimes, you know. You,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, with your compulsory warning about whatever he said

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<v Speaker 1>being used against him, could never have bluffed this rascal

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<v Speaker 1>into what is virtually a confession. Perhaps not, but we

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<v Speaker 1>gather all the same. Mister Holmes. Don't imagine that we

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<v Speaker 1>had not formed our own views of this case, and

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<v Speaker 1>that we would not have laid our hands on our man.

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<v Speaker 1>You will excuse us for feeling sore when you jump

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<v Speaker 1>in with methods which we cannot use, and so rob

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<v Speaker 1>us of the credit. There shall be no such robbery. MacKinnon,

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<v Speaker 1>I assure you that I effaced myself from now onward.

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<v Speaker 1>And as to Barker, he has done nothing save what

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<v Speaker 1>I told him. The inspector seemed considerably relieved. That is

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<v Speaker 1>very handsome of you, mister Holmes. Praise or blame can

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<v Speaker 1>matter little to you, but it is very different to

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<v Speaker 1>us when the newspapers begin to ask questions. Quite so,

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<v Speaker 1>but they are pretty sure to ask questions anyhow, so

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<v Speaker 1>it would be as well to have answers. What will

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<v Speaker 1>you say? For example, when the intelligent and enterprising reporter

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<v Speaker 1>asks you what the exact points were which aroused your

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<v Speaker 1>suspicion and finally gave you a certain conviction as to

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<v Speaker 1>the real facts, the inspector looked puzzled. We don't seem

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<v Speaker 1>to have got any real facts yet, mister Holmes. You

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<v Speaker 1>say that the prisoner, in the presence of three witnesses,

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<v Speaker 1>practically confessed by trying to commit suicide, that he had

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<v Speaker 1>murdered his wife and her lover. What other facts have

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<v Speaker 1>you have you arranged for a search? There are three

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<v Speaker 1>constables on their way, then you will soon get the

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<v Speaker 1>clearest fact of all. The bodies cannot be far away.

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<v Speaker 1>Try the seller and the garden. It should not take

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<v Speaker 1>long to dig up the likely places. This house is

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<v Speaker 1>older than the water pipes. There must be a disused

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<v Speaker 1>well somewhere. Try your luck there. But how did you

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<v Speaker 1>know of it? And how is it done? I'll show

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<v Speaker 1>you first how it was done, and then I will

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<v Speaker 1>give the explanation, which is due to you, and even

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<v Speaker 1>more to my long suffering friend here has been invaluable throughout.

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<v Speaker 1>But first I would give you an insight into this

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<v Speaker 1>man's mentality. It is a very unusual one, so much

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<v Speaker 1>so that I think his destination is more likely to

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<v Speaker 1>be brought more than the scaffold. He has, to a

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<v Speaker 1>high degree the sort of mind which one associates with

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<v Speaker 1>the medieval Italian nature rather than with the modern Britain.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a miserable miser who made his wife so

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<v Speaker 1>wretched by his niggardly ways that she was a ready

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<v Speaker 1>prey for any adventurer. Such a one came upon the

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<v Speaker 1>scene in the person of this chess playing doctor Amberly

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<v Speaker 1>excelled at chess, one Mark Watson, of a scheming mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Like all misers, he was a jealous man, and his

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<v Speaker 1>jealousy became a frantic mania. Rightly or wrongly, he suspected

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<v Speaker 1>an intrigue. He determined to have his revenge, and he

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<v Speaker 1>planned it with diabolical cleverness. Come here, Holmes led us

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<v Speaker 1>along the passage with as much certainty as if he

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<v Speaker 1>had lived in the house, and halted at the open

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<v Speaker 1>door of the strong room. Poor, what an awful smell

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<v Speaker 1>of paint, cried the inspector. That was our first clue,

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<v Speaker 1>said Holmes. You can thank doctor Watson's observation for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Though he failed to draw the inference. It set my

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<v Speaker 1>foot upon the trail. Why should this man at such

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<v Speaker 1>a time be filling his house with strong odors, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>to cover some other smell which he wished to conceal,

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<v Speaker 1>some guilty smell which would suggest suspicions. Then came the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of a room such as you see here, with

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<v Speaker 1>iron door and shutter, a hermetically sealed room. Put those

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<v Speaker 1>two facts together, and whither do they lead? I could

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<v Speaker 1>only determine that by examining the house myself. I was

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<v Speaker 1>already certain that the case was serious, for I had

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<v Speaker 1>examined the box office chart at the Haymarket Theater another

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<v Speaker 1>of doctor Watson's bull's eyes, and ascertained that neither B

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<v Speaker 1>thirty nor thirty two of the upper circle had been

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<v Speaker 1>occupied that night. Therefore, Amberley had not been to the theater,

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<v Speaker 1>and his alibi fell to the ground. He made a

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<v Speaker 1>bad slip when he allowed my astute friend to notice

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<v Speaker 1>the number of the seat taken for his wife. The

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<v Speaker 1>question now arose how I might be able to examine

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<v Speaker 1>the house. I sent an agent to the most impossible

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<v Speaker 1>village I could think of, and summoned my man to

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<v Speaker 1>it at such an hour that he could not possibly

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<v Speaker 1>get back. To prevent any miscarriage, Doctor Watson accompanied him.

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<v Speaker 1>The good Vicar's name I took, of course, out of

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<v Speaker 1>my Crockford. Do I make it all clear to you?

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<v Speaker 1>It is masterly, said the inspector in an awed voice.

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<v Speaker 1>There being no fear of interruption, I proceeded to burgle

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<v Speaker 1>the house. Burglary has always been an alternative profession had

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<v Speaker 1>I cared to adopt it, and I have little doubt

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<v Speaker 1>that I should have come to the front observe what

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<v Speaker 1>I found. You see the gas pipe along the skirting

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<v Speaker 1>here very good. It rises in the angle of the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and there is a tap here in the corner. The

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<v Speaker 1>pipe runs out into the strong room, as you can see,

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<v Speaker 1>and ends in that plaster rose in the center of

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling, where it is concealed by the ornamentation. That

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<v Speaker 1>end is wide open. At any moment by turning the

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<v Speaker 1>outside tap, the room could be flooded with gas, with

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<v Speaker 1>door and shutter closed down the tap fular, I would

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<v Speaker 1>not give two minutes of conscious sensation to any one

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<v Speaker 1>shut up in that little chamber. By what devilish device

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<v Speaker 1>he decoyed them there? I do not know. But once

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<v Speaker 1>inside the door they were at his mercy. The inspector

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<v Speaker 1>examined the pipe with interest. One of our officers mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>the smell of gas, said he, But of course the

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<v Speaker 1>window and door were open, and then and the paint,

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<v Speaker 1>or some of it, was already about. He had begun

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<v Speaker 1>the work of painting the day before, according to his story.

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<v Speaker 1>But what next, mister Armes Well, then came an incident

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<v Speaker 1>which was rather unexpected to myself. I was slipping through

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<v Speaker 1>the pantry window in the early dawn when I felt

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<v Speaker 1>a hand inside my collar, and a voice said, now

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<v Speaker 1>you Rascal, what are you doing in there? When I

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<v Speaker 1>could twist my head round, I looked into the tinted

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<v Speaker 1>spectacles of my friend and rival, mister Barker. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a curious for gathering and set us both smiling. It

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<v Speaker 1>seems that he had been engaged by Doctor ray Ernest's

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<v Speaker 1>family to make some investigations and had come to the

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<v Speaker 1>same conclusion as to foul play. He had watched the

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<v Speaker 1>house for some days and had spotted Dr Watson as

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<v Speaker 1>one of the obviously suspicious characters who had called there.

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<v Speaker 1>He could hardly arrest Watson, but when he saw a

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<v Speaker 1>man actually climbing out of the pantry window, there came

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<v Speaker 1>a limit to his restraint. Of course, I told him

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<v Speaker 1>how matters stood, and we continued the case together. Why him,

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<v Speaker 1>why not us? Because it was in my mind to

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<v Speaker 1>put that little test, which answered so admirably. I fear

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<v Speaker 1>you would not have gone so far. The inspector smiled, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not. I understand that I have your word, mister Holmes,

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<v Speaker 1>that you step right out of the case now, and

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<v Speaker 1>that you turn all your results over to us. Certainly

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<v Speaker 1>that is always my custom. Well, in the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the Force, I thank you. It seems a clear case

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<v Speaker 1>as you put it, and there can't be much difficulty

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<v Speaker 1>over the bodies. I'll show you a grim little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of evidence, said Holmes, And I am sure Amberley himself

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<v Speaker 1>never observed it. You'll get results, Inspector, by always putting

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<v Speaker 1>yourself in the eye the fellow's place and thinking what

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<v Speaker 1>you would do yourself. It takes some imagination, but it pays. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>We will suppose that you were shut up in this

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<v Speaker 1>little room, had not two minutes to live, but wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to get even with the fiend, who was probably mocking

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<v Speaker 1>at you from the other side of the door. What

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<v Speaker 1>would you do? Write a message exactly? You would like

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<v Speaker 1>to tell people how you died. No use writing on

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<v Speaker 1>paper that would be seen. If you wrote on the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>someone might rest upon it. Now, look here, just above

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<v Speaker 1>the skirting is scribbled with a purple indelible pencil. We

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<v Speaker 1>were that's all. What do you make of that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only a foot above the ground. The poor devil

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<v Speaker 1>was on the floor dying when he wrote it. He

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<v Speaker 1>lost his senses before he could finish. He was writing,

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<v Speaker 1>we were murdered. That's how I read. If you find

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<v Speaker 1>an indelible pencil on the body. We'll look out for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You may be sure, but those securities. But clearly there

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<v Speaker 1>was no robbery at all. And yet he did possess

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<v Speaker 1>those bonds. We verified that. You may be sure he

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<v Speaker 1>has them hidden in a safe place. When the whole

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<v Speaker 1>elopement had passed into history, he would suddenly discover them

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<v Speaker 1>and announce that the guilty couple had relented and sent

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<v Speaker 1>back the plunder or had dropped it on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>You certainly seem to have met every difficulty, said the inspector.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he was bound to call us in. But

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<v Speaker 1>why he should have gone to you, I can't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Pure swank Holmes answered. He felt so clever and so

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<v Speaker 1>sure of himself that he imagined no one could touch him.

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<v Speaker 1>He could say to any suspicious neighbor, look at the

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<v Speaker 1>steps I have taken. I have consulted not only the police,

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<v Speaker 1>but even Sherlock Holmes. The inspector laughed, we must forgive

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<v Speaker 1>you your even mister Holmes, eh said he. It's as

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<v Speaker 1>workman like a job as I can remember. A couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days later, my friend tossed across to me a

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<v Speaker 1>copy of the bi weekly North Surrey Observer under a

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<v Speaker 1>series of flaming headlines which began with the Haven horror

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<v Speaker 1>and ended with brilliant police investigation. There was a packed

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<v Speaker 1>column of print which gave the first consecutive account of

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<v Speaker 1>the affair. The concluding paragraph is typical of the whole

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<v Speaker 1>it ran. Thus, the remarkable acumen by which Inspector mac

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<v Speaker 1>kinnon deduced from the smell of paint that some other smell,

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<v Speaker 1>that of gas, for example, might be concealed, the bold

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<v Speaker 1>deduction that the strong room might also be the death chamber,

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<v Speaker 1>and the subsequent inquiry which led to the discovery of

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<v Speaker 1>the bodies in a disused well clever concealed by a

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<v Speaker 1>dog kennel, should live in the history of crime as

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<v Speaker 1>a standing example of the intelligence of our professional detectives.

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<v Speaker 1>Well Well, McKinnon is a good fellow, said Holmes, with

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<v Speaker 1>a tolerant smile. You can file it in our archives, Watson.

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<v Speaker 1>Some day the true story may be told. That is

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the Adventure of the Retired color Man

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<v Speaker 1>by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, read by Greg Wagland for

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<v Speaker 1>Magpie Audio twenty twenty two. And of course please like, subscribe,

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<v Speaker 1>support me on Patreon, be alert, be free, be happy,

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<v Speaker 1>and good night.
