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<v Speaker 1>Good news travels fast as live competition continues here of

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<v Speaker 1>the TLFX Games, a thirty two person tournament celebrating ten

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<v Speaker 1>years of the Lapsed Fan podcast Hellebrow When I'm Shad Mooney,

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<v Speaker 1>and to determine the King of the Cast, the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>character in Lapsed Fan history. We continue on this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you, of course, by our friends at Garage

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<v Speaker 1>Beer Small Bach Light Beer. The garage is open to

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<v Speaker 1>any encounter, so let's crack this open further. This week

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<v Speaker 1>it's our second of sixteen first round encounters, and by

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<v Speaker 1>way of reminder, we'll be hearing from all the participants

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<v Speaker 1>here in the TLFX Games event center, and the superstars

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<v Speaker 1>will be campaigning for your vote this election season. To

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<v Speaker 1>keep your name in the hat, to keep your ability

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<v Speaker 1>to vote the winner in play, keep your eyes and

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<v Speaker 1>ears peeled to the Lapsed Fan's ex account, where you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be able to decide week by week, participant by participant,

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<v Speaker 1>who advances to become King of the Cast. This week,

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<v Speaker 1>it's softball versus Rotisserie Chickens on the porch as Lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Sid meets Lapsed Stu Hard. Let's hear first from the

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<v Speaker 1>Revolutionary Ruler of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>No, everybody, you look at my eyes, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want you to see something. I want you to see

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<v Speaker 2>the man that is not gonna show up for this match.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no contractual obligation, I have no desire. I

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<v Speaker 2>have no possibility of me getting anywhere near Stuhart. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen Stu Hard up front, I've seen him in person,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can tell you right now, and you look

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<v Speaker 2>into my beaudy little eyes. Don't have to be in

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<v Speaker 2>the same room with Stu Hard to beat him. And again, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will not be there, genuine fact win a tournament by

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<v Speaker 1>not showing up for it. We'll find out some words

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<v Speaker 1>now from lapsed Stu Hart.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the thing is, I don't I don't know where

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<v Speaker 3>what happened. Someone brought me to a place with a camera,

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<v Speaker 3>and I but boy that they took me out of

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<v Speaker 3>my home. I was boiling the water to make some

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<v Speaker 3>chicken soup, and I don't know. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 3>No one told me why, Ah, but I could I

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<v Speaker 3>I I think, and I think I'm gonna walk home.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's no one outside. I don't I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but I am gonna cook some chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>Voting in the TFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x

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<v Speaker 1>account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote

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<v Speaker 1>on who advances to the King of the Cast.
