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Speaker 1: Good news travels fast as live competition continues here of

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the TLFX Games, a thirty two person tournament celebrating ten

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years of the Lapsed Fan podcast Hellebrow When I'm Shad Mooney,

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and to determine the King of the Cast, the greatest

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character in Lapsed Fan history. We continue on this episode,

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brought to you, of course, by our friends at Garage

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Beer Small Bach Light Beer. The garage is open to

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any encounter, so let's crack this open further. This week

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it's our second of sixteen first round encounters, and by

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way of reminder, we'll be hearing from all the participants

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here in the TLFX Games event center, and the superstars

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will be campaigning for your vote this election season. To

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keep your name in the hat, to keep your ability

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to vote the winner in play, keep your eyes and

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ears peeled to the Lapsed Fan's ex account, where you'll

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be able to decide week by week, participant by participant,

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who advances to become King of the Cast. This week,

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it's softball versus Rotisserie Chickens on the porch as Lapsed

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Sid meets Lapsed Stu Hard. Let's hear first from the

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Revolutionary Ruler of the world.

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Speaker 2: No, everybody, you look at my eyes, and I don't

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want you to see something. I want you to see

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the man that is not gonna show up for this match.

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I have no contractual obligation, I have no desire. I

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have no possibility of me getting anywhere near Stuhart. Now,

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I've seen Stu Hard up front, I've seen him in person,

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and I can tell you right now, and you look

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into my beaudy little eyes. Don't have to be in

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the same room with Stu Hard to beat him. And again, I.

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Speaker 1: Will not be there, genuine fact win a tournament by

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not showing up for it. We'll find out some words

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now from lapsed Stu Hart.

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Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, I don't I don't know where

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what happened. Someone brought me to a place with a camera,

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and I but boy that they took me out of

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my home. I was boiling the water to make some

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chicken soup, and I don't know. I don't know why.

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No one told me why, Ah, but I could I

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I I think, and I think I'm gonna walk home.

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I think it's no one outside. I don't I don't know,

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I don't know, but I am gonna cook some chickens.

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Speaker 1: Voting in the TFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,

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August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x

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account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote

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on who advances to the King of the Cast.