Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Part my car up by the park which on
Speaker 2: a small slope, and I walked into the shop to
Speaker 2: pick up my lunch or whatever. And when I come out,
Speaker 2: traffic it's just chaos, like it was like gridlocked, bibbing
Speaker 2: all sorts, and I kind of just rounded the corner
Speaker 2: and some dickhead had parked on the mini roundabout across
Speaker 2: the Mini roundabout and blocked all of the cars coming past.
Speaker 1: Hark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the car was just stopped in the middle
Speaker 2: of the Mini roundabout, right, and I was walking. I
Speaker 2: was getting closer and it was like real like people
Speaker 2: are mounting the curb to try and get to work,
Speaker 2: like it's a busy little zone anyway, And then I
Speaker 2: realized it's my car. I don't think I put the
Speaker 2: handbrake con when I parked up and I'd walked to Sainsbury's,
Speaker 2: and like Herbie, the car must have been following me
Speaker 2: gradually going down the hill a couple of miles an hour.
Speaker 2: I've gone into Sainsbury's and it's just rolled into the
Speaker 2: middle of the Mini roundabout.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's followed you from the tennis club to Sainsbury's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a straight road.
Speaker 1: So the thing. So the thing drove itself and.
Speaker 2: It was locked, but it is in neutral and I
Speaker 2: didn't put the handbrake on, so I didn't notice. If
Speaker 2: I'd looked round as I'm walking, I would have seen
Speaker 2: the car following me, like just curb crawling next to me. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so I've gone into saintry I've not noticed. I've gone
Speaker 2: into Saintry's, I've come out and now I'm seeing it's
Speaker 2: my car. So I'm stuck in that awkward thing of
Speaker 2: what do I do. Do I call the police and
Speaker 2: just say someone stolen my car and they go, oh,
Speaker 2: we found it on the roundabout, or do I apologize
Speaker 2: and get in or what so? Anyway, I just thought,
Speaker 2: head down, do it. So I just put my head down,
Speaker 2: jumped in it and drove it off. No way, It's unreal,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous end up in the middle of the roundabout
Speaker 3: as well stopped.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily it must have got to the junction and
Speaker 2: no cars coming in. It's just slowly nudged itself into
Speaker 2: the middle of this roundabout and essentially blocked the roundabout
Speaker 2: in two directions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's quite a long wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know it's driven. Maybe five hundred meters, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: three hundred meters. I don't know what meter is. We've
Speaker 2: brexited now about two hundred and ninety two yards. I
Speaker 2: know exactly what that is. Yeah. Anyways, done that?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't ready beat that. Good fun, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Good fun? Okay? Are you ready to podcast?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to podcast.
Speaker 2: Let's do podcasting out of our MAVs. We're going to
Speaker 2: talk about life as a tennis player, matches, driving, losses, wins,
Speaker 2: just communicating you with you through text. So it's just
Speaker 2: insane and I don't think people know about it. And
Speaker 2: I actually don't think a lot of people know what
Speaker 2: the French League is. Venus Williams, why bother? The problem
Speaker 2: with the Big two is now there's a Big one
Speaker 2: and brand new game show for the what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Willis podcast? Schwank or wank. I'm very excited to premiere that.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Marcus Willis atp double Sensation, how are you man?
Speaker 1: I'm very well, Thank you. I'm still sensational.
Speaker 2: Yeah you got aren't you anyone else? It's weird you've
Speaker 2: got that. You insist on me calling you that that's
Speaker 2: so weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where are you? I mean Provence in France. I
Speaker 3: don't know if you call it as and Provence or
Speaker 3: Iron Provence. I'm guessing it's the second very nice part
Speaker 3: of the world, very nice part of the world.
Speaker 2: So what's going on there? Tournament wise?
Speaker 3: There is a one seven five, which is the highest
Speaker 3: challenge of there is. There's six in a year and
Speaker 3: they're between the thousands, So people losing the thousands the
Speaker 3: ATP thousands they can come and play these, so they're
Speaker 3: very strong. But yeah, great tournaments. This is what like
Speaker 3: the one I played in Phoenix.
Speaker 2: With Ray Ho Yeah, of course, of course. So who
Speaker 2: are you partnering up with?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 3: I am playing with Patrick Turhatch, big serving American guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: last time we played together and made a two fifty
Speaker 3: fineal in Umac.
Speaker 1: Got a lot to live up to.
Speaker 2: I suppose tell us about Patrick.
Speaker 1: He's got an absolute missile of a surf.
Speaker 2: He like, like, how big, how when you're at the net?
Speaker 2: Are you ever scared it's going to hit you?
Speaker 3: No, I'm just watching the opponent and see if they
Speaker 3: guess the right way and if they don't. It's the
Speaker 3: funniest thing in the world. Watch them try and climb
Speaker 3: up the fence and try and get the serve bauck.
Speaker 1: It's quite funny.
Speaker 2: Like so give us an idea of what what makes
Speaker 2: it big? Is it the speed or the bounce.
Speaker 1: Or the both both he's got he's got high.
Speaker 3: I don't know how tall he is, six six nine
Speaker 3: or something, but yeah, he said, he sends it down.
Speaker 3: It's not like Peshi pericard pace, but it's it's quick
Speaker 3: and it's it's bouncing.
Speaker 1: So if he hits the wires, they're climbing up the
Speaker 1: side fence. A lot of the time. It's quite nice
Speaker 1: to play behind. And I'm not going to lie like
Speaker 1: you'll put a kicker in and the hitting back hands
Speaker 1: up here.
Speaker 2: I was just about to say it as the volleyer.
Speaker 1: Oh it's great joyous, right, Yeah, it's great fun.
Speaker 2: Because no one can swing on that, can they.
Speaker 3: Well, people can try and they might get They might
Speaker 3: connect with one, but on the odds of connecting with
Speaker 3: four in a game to break pretty low. I remember
Speaker 3: once we've played we lost the match, but we played
Speaker 3: in some marina with a love forty down because then
Speaker 3: there was one double and they connected with two returns
Speaker 3: or I mess one volley up and I remember being
Speaker 3: love forty going yeah, we're still going to probably hold here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we didn't. Yeah, they didn't hit another return
Speaker 1: in the court. So the boom boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2: What a weapon.
Speaker 1: So that's that's on the clay as well. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very rare. He gets broken even with me than that.
Speaker 1: So there we go.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, Patrick's about at the top of his game,
Speaker 2: isn't it. At a moment He's in his career high
Speaker 2: as sixty ish in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeap sixty three, want to say sixty three sixty four?
Speaker 2: And is he has he done that without a regular
Speaker 2: partner as well? Are you like to Grizzled who found
Speaker 2: each other?
Speaker 3: This year he's pretty much played with the same guy,
Speaker 3: I believe, Hidalgo Lefty. But yeah, I mean the last
Speaker 3: couple of years he's been playing with a bunch of
Speaker 3: different people and and yeah, I think he's got more
Speaker 3: regular part of this year.
Speaker 1: Hidelgo is very good player as well, So yeah, happy
Speaker 1: for him. He's a really nice dude as well.
Speaker 2: And yours your second American in.
Speaker 1: A row, exactly, USA.
Speaker 2: You must be fluent in American now sidewalks, trunks, jackass, Yeah, tomato.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tomato, Yeah, trunks and sidewalks are good. What's the
Speaker 1: other one?
Speaker 2: What's the most American thing he does? Does he does?
Speaker 2: He wear a hat that says wild Cats on it,
Speaker 2: high five you, and then.
Speaker 1: Go yeah, that's pretty chilled up.
Speaker 3: What's the most American thing he does?
Speaker 2: Peanut butter and jam. Muld say jelly obviously, because that's
Speaker 2: jelly and ice cream in my mind.
Speaker 3: I've never seen him eat PBJ, but I'll ask him later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got a few things to ask him.
Speaker 3: I guess one, Dave as if you eat peanut butter
Speaker 3: and jam and I'll say, no, what while I eat that? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I'll say jelly, and I'll go, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. As soon as soon as I hear jelly
Speaker 2: and ice cream, obviously, wanting to speak to Jamie Murray
Speaker 2: to help us with the ATP doubles, jelly and ice
Speaker 2: cream would be one of the pairs in our British
Speaker 2: food pairings.
Speaker 1: Have I ever eaten jelly and ice cream together? I
Speaker 1: don't think I have.
Speaker 2: Wow, And just like that the podcast ended. It just
Speaker 2: went our separate ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'll have to try it one though.
Speaker 2: Were you never a child at a party?
Speaker 3: I hate Jelly and I don't know if I hate
Speaker 3: it together. I mean I've taken a few ice creams
Speaker 3: down in my time. I'm not a massive Jelly fan,
Speaker 3: to be honest. Love to ask my parents. I don't
Speaker 3: trust the way it moves.
Speaker 2: No, no, of course not. Maybe it doesn't trust the
Speaker 2: way you move me. All right, no one does, so
Speaker 2: they just get onto Jelly. Okay, So back to the tennis.
Speaker 2: Will struggle through it. Before we get back to Jelly.
Speaker 2: I'll invent a quiz about Jelly in the next part.
Speaker 2: What is so what are you expecting from this? Because
Speaker 2: the standard in with Rayjo was really high, wasn't it
Speaker 2: just like the quality that draws high? But yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean you can play at that level. What's like the
Speaker 2: big differences and what's the difference in your expectations and
Speaker 2: the standard that you're going to face on court.
Speaker 1: I don't have any expectation anymore, honestly.
Speaker 3: It's now the times I thought we turned up in
Speaker 3: Umag last year we played the top seis who just
Speaker 3: won the previous week, and I thought I will be
Speaker 3: home by Wednesday wind up making the final. Other times
Speaker 3: I felt great in practice and then we go out
Speaker 3: there and have a howler. So I don't have any expectations.
Speaker 3: I just want to go and play well. But yeah,
Speaker 3: you say it's strong. I don't know who we're playing.
Speaker 3: It we don't find out to this evening. We could
Speaker 3: be playing ten am tomorrow. The draw's not done till
Speaker 3: three pm because you know in these events they wait
Speaker 3: for people to lose in Madrid to then inter here.
Speaker 3: And it's three pm today, so we'll find out, yeah,
Speaker 3: later late this evening who we're playing, and then when
Speaker 3: we're playing. But there's not some it's not an easy
Speaker 3: match here.
Speaker 2: Tell me just to shut up. Would you say you're
Speaker 2: in a bad run of form at the moment.
Speaker 1: I don't feel that, No, No.
Speaker 3: I feel like on paper, yeah, the last week wasn't great,
Speaker 3: but we were setting a break up in the first one,
Speaker 3: let them back in and second match.
Speaker 1: On paper it was a bit of a dusting.
Speaker 3: But you know, we had five break points, didn't break
Speaker 3: lost a couple of games from forty to fifteen, and
Speaker 3: then you know they say served us off the court
Speaker 3: a little bit. So I feel personally, like, my performances
Speaker 3: have been okay, not outstanding, but so not poor.
Speaker 1: So this was always, you know, likely to happen at
Speaker 1: some point this year. I've tried to play, you know,
Speaker 1: the strongest tournaments.
Speaker 3: I can five hundred qualities ATPs one seven fives, and
Speaker 3: I haven't got a regular partner yet, and that's you know,
Speaker 3: that's that's something I'm working on. But you know, you
Speaker 3: take a step up and play the stronger events, you
Speaker 3: can lose a few matches potentially, So that's the risk
Speaker 3: I take. And I'd much rather play play an event
Speaker 3: like this than lose and make it, you know, fine
Speaker 3: of a seventy five and you know, pick up fifty
Speaker 3: more points. But actually it's a bit more of a
Speaker 3: shock when you come to play these pairs. I want
Speaker 3: to be playing these pairs regularly, and that that's the
Speaker 3: advice I've been given. That's the advice I'm taking. In Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not too I'm not too down about it, to
Speaker 3: be honest. I've one two out of my last four matches.
Speaker 3: It's not the end of the world. Lost some good pairs,
Speaker 3: Yeah no, it's not. I mean I've had I remember
Speaker 3: I lost six or seven in a row at challenge
Speaker 3: at seventy five level a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: So it's.
Speaker 3: You know that, I suppose I'm having better problems now
Speaker 3: than I did last year or year before.
Speaker 2: As someone who's trying to get a little bit better
Speaker 2: is former Grand Slam champion Venus Williams, who's lost her
Speaker 2: tenth singles match in a row. I want to get
Speaker 2: your view of that after the break. Welcome back to that.
Speaker 2: What you're talking about Willis podcast with him? What are
Speaker 2: you talking about? Willis and me? Dave. Venus Williams Marcus
Speaker 2: lost her tenth singles match in a row at the
Speaker 2: Madrid Open. I'm reading this off the BBC website. She's
Speaker 2: the first former number one to lose ten matches in
Speaker 2: a row since the rankings were published first time in
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy five. We don't know this right because you
Speaker 2: don't know her. What on earth is she doing and
Speaker 2: why is she bothering?
Speaker 1: Oh, she might just enjoy playing. And I'm guessing some
Speaker 1: of these matches have been competitive.
Speaker 2: I mean she hasn't won. She hasn't won last July
Speaker 2: where she beat Peyton Sterns at the Washington Open.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's only played ten matches since, right, so she's
Speaker 3: not playing every week. I wonder, yeah, how much he's
Speaker 3: making an appearance through this tournament. What are we expecting
Speaker 3: as it just turn up and dust people after not
Speaker 3: being playing tennis for help.
Speaker 2: It's actually actually an interesting fact is that she's got
Speaker 2: a old card obviously for this. She came down from
Speaker 2: she came back from three love in a second set
Speaker 2: to but she's Williams basically had won six of her
Speaker 2: eight Grand Slam titles before her opponent was born. So
Speaker 2: it's I mean, it's a total generation clash, isn't it.
Speaker 2: This is like me getting a win now over Rod Labor.
Speaker 2: So what is god? I hope, I hope I would,
Speaker 2: but yeah, chances there So okay, So look, you've we
Speaker 2: can't speak for her, right and no doubt if she
Speaker 2: did load of press, she's going to be asked this
Speaker 2: all the time. Is there's just something that doesn't sit
Speaker 2: right with me watching somebody who was such a dominant
Speaker 2: world number one feeled that, you know, just so such
Speaker 2: a massive turning point for tennis when a young Venus
Speaker 2: came on the scene and obviously serena kind of surpassed her.
Speaker 2: I feel it's a bit tragic now watching her at
Speaker 2: forty five, just going into tournaments and losing. Who cares,
Speaker 2: it's her life.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of yeah, the second thing you said, really,
Speaker 1: I don't lose. I think it's cool he's still playing.
Speaker 3: I think the tournaments are obviously get giving her world
Speaker 3: has for a reason. She's obviously selling tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's getting She's not losing love and
Speaker 3: love is she She's competitive in these matches, so it's
Speaker 3: not like she's turning up a complete mismatch, getting smoked
Speaker 3: and then going home. She's obviously still competitive forty five.
Speaker 3: It's quite nice that someone's from that area still playing
Speaker 3: tennis and you can watch them sometimes. But obviously, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's she's not going to be the Venus Williams she was,
Speaker 3: and she is winning. I don't know, but it's one
Speaker 3: of those that it's like, it's pretty cool that she's around.
Speaker 3: She's obviously still playing to a relatively good standard, not
Speaker 3: obviously compared to how she was. But if she asked
Speaker 3: me to play mix at Wimbourne and what do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Answer?
Speaker 2: Right? What else are you doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Venus Williams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come and get me plea. There we go, Venus,
Speaker 2: that was it.
Speaker 3: No, no, But just an example, like if she asked
Speaker 3: any brit Or anyone to play a mixed doubles at
Speaker 3: a Slam, anyone snapping the hand off, it is Venus Williams.
Speaker 2: What do you think the you know, when you talk
Speaker 2: about appearance fees, I don't think a lot of the
Speaker 2: layman tennis watching public realize that tournaments, obviously Grand Slams
Speaker 2: and Masters are a little bit different in that lots
Speaker 2: of players are playing for lots of money there anyway,
Speaker 2: and they're so rankings based. There are a lot of
Speaker 2: tournaments like Queen's, I like Birmingham and so on who
Speaker 2: pay appearance fees to players, right so they can use
Speaker 2: their image to sell tickets to our good friends at
Speaker 2: Moy Shandon and American Express. So what do you think
Speaker 2: the kind of money she's getting to turn up to
Speaker 2: these tournaments?
Speaker 3: Like, it's it's the kind of thing that I'd say
Speaker 3: an answer and someone would laugh.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh no, it's way more than that, or
Speaker 1: it's not. It's impossible to work out.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much these guys are paid to
Speaker 3: play two fifties, five hundreds or stuff like that, but
Speaker 3: I'm guessing it.
Speaker 1: That makes it worthwhile for them.
Speaker 2: Part of that appearance fee will involve like going to
Speaker 2: a corporate lounge as well. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've heard some things that someone's paid it's.
Speaker 1: A five hundred.
Speaker 3: A few years ago, this guy was top ten in
Speaker 3: the world or top five even and he has plaid
Speaker 3: a million to turn up and play this event. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what that what that is now,
Speaker 3: so I'm guessing it won't be as much as that,
Speaker 3: But again I might not. I might be miles off it,
Speaker 3: but it's a it's a lot of money. If you're
Speaker 3: being paid to player tournament. It's not ten grand Hero's,
Speaker 3: it's six six figures at least I would. I would
Speaker 3: guess obviously my emails again missing I'm not getting appearance
Speaker 3: for to to play at these events. But yes, a
Speaker 3: very top elite players that their calendar. But they also
Speaker 3: know as singles, so you know what you're doing. But
Speaker 3: they also know in December until the next December exactly
Speaker 3: what they'll be playing. If their bodies are okay, well
Speaker 3: they're not going oh or should we lay here or there?
Speaker 1: It's this is our year. It's panned out.
Speaker 2: The other one that I wanted to talk about in
Speaker 2: just general tennis news is Carlos our Karaz out of
Speaker 2: the French Open, confirmed with a little wrist splint on
Speaker 2: Ala Cantona ninety four. Canton I had like a broken
Speaker 2: wrist for about a year in my mind. Yeah, men's
Speaker 2: tennis is rubbish now, isn't it because the big two
Speaker 2: has just become a big one.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean this is a problem with a
Speaker 1: big two.
Speaker 3: You know that they there's other good players obviously, but
Speaker 3: the ATP wants Center in our crass winning and they
Speaker 3: want this rivalry because we had Fenner and our Jock.
Speaker 3: It's moth for so long and then yeah, one of
Speaker 3: them gets injured and it's okay.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's interesting though, it's kind of yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll have to see.
Speaker 3: But you got zvere Is licking his lips if he's
Speaker 3: in the other half of the drawer. He's in the
Speaker 3: final money most of the time, Center and our crafts
Speaker 3: are the only other beat him.
Speaker 2: Well, look, Djokovic beat Sinner a first set. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: Jokovic now doesn't have to beat both of them to
Speaker 2: win the Grand Slam at the French. And is he
Speaker 2: is this it now? Is he just just I mean,
Speaker 2: does he just need Sinner to you know, step on
Speaker 2: an upturned hair brush and rule himself out so he
Speaker 2: can get this elusive number? But are we kind of
Speaker 2: just clutch him for narrative? On what we kind of
Speaker 2: confirm is Sinner is just going to roll it. He's
Speaker 2: not going to drop a Set're just desperate for a narrative.
Speaker 2: I just need some story, give me some.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: We'll have to see you, won't we We've done our
Speaker 3: French over review anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course of course we have. Yeah, alchemy our
Speaker 2: cias outcras, wasn't it And if if you lovely listeners,
Speaker 2: if you just stay with the script. In an unbelievable twist,
Speaker 2: Alchiaz actually comes back to play the French. So what
Speaker 2: we're talking about that is nonsense because Marks and I
Speaker 2: have seen the script and that's based on what we're doing.
Speaker 2: The Naymursaka is the one. She is going to shock
Speaker 2: you at the French with what she is wearing. Folks,
Speaker 2: you can actually go to our YouTube channel this week
Speaker 2: because that video is being uploaded a full preview of
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty six French Open months before the tournament's
Speaker 2: even happened. All right, we're not like those other losers
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Very excited.
Speaker 3: Like it's been like while we've been talking, I have
Speaker 3: like a better part of my brainstory game.
Speaker 1: When's the swank or wank?
Speaker 2: It's after the break mate? Here it comes, okay too,
Speaker 2: Welcome back to what you're talking about. Willis one of
Speaker 2: the top three point eight million podcasts to be recorded
Speaker 2: this week. I'm Dave, but he is Marcus Willis, and
Speaker 2: we are now playing schwank or wank. Hello and welcome
Speaker 2: to schwank or wank. Eduardo schwank Is, also known as Schwanker,
Speaker 2: is a retired professional tennis player from Argentina. In twenty eleven,
Speaker 2: he reached the finals of the French Open Men's doubles
Speaker 2: and the US Open Mixed doubles. He was coached by
Speaker 2: Javier now Bandian, the brother of David Nalbandian. Mister schwank. Now,
Speaker 2: the way this game works is I'm going to read
Speaker 2: out the biography of a tennis player. Marcus, you have
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Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 3: My Lam's Marcus and I'm from I was born in
Speaker 3: Slab but I live in warwicks Yere.
Speaker 2: Oh it's great to have you with us and I
Speaker 2: hope you have a lovely day.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping to win the prize so I could add
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Speaker 2: Oh that's excellent. So let's get tent for the first
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Speaker 2: They were a decent prospect with a good serve, didn't
Speaker 2: make the grade and now coach at the Australian National Academy.
Speaker 2: Their name is Paul mctodger. Is that schwank or wank?
Speaker 1: W ah? That's wang.
Speaker 2: H correct question question two. A highly rated junior who
Speaker 2: played national level competitions and featured in a single IF
Speaker 2: futures vanitha dick shit that's Forntha dick shiited. Is that schwank?
Speaker 1: Oh my, that's schwank.
Speaker 2: That is schwank. Question three, and you're two for two.
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Speaker 2: fifty six, an American player who is a steady eddy type,
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Speaker 2: eighty nine. This is a left handed Question four a
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Speaker 2: made the second round of two Futures events before retiring
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety four. Pierre Boobies Whang, So your final answer, Marcus,
Speaker 2: a left Philippine player from French heritage.
Speaker 1: Second, boies my boobies.
Speaker 2: Okay, great question about boobies. We got a lot of
Speaker 2: podcasting before you ask me. Boobies is spelled b o
Speaker 2: U b y s boobies.
Speaker 1: I'll say shwank. Then here boobies. Yeah, Wang.
Speaker 2: It's Wang's.
Speaker 1: If it was boobies and carry them.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you're going to play for a sea redge
Speaker 2: Ford Grenada full leather interior. Maybe maybe Question five, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of boobies. I've lost numbers. This is a four
Speaker 2: former world number sixty who retired in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 2: They did have a huge win against Jimmy Connors in
Speaker 2: the San Francisco Open. Good Ralph Felch, swang, it's wank.
Speaker 1: Oh you're good at this. It's a really hard.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you very much, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Such an American name as well. Ralph Felch.
Speaker 2: Oh, hey, I'm Felch. Ralph Felch. Did you bet Jimmy Connors? No,
Speaker 2: I'm made up? Okay, yeah, me up. I don't I
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Speaker 2: This is a Belgian player who specialized in doubles. Standing
Speaker 2: at a massive six foot eight Dick Norman rank big Dick. Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, lefty, yep. Yeah, there's a few decks I'll know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah there is, yeah, but this one's just Norman. Dick
Speaker 2: Norman Okay, this one question eight. Now you are playing
Speaker 2: for a His and Hers teacup and tea set from
Speaker 2: Royal Dalton. This is for question eight. A former world
Speaker 2: number fifteen who won the Junior French Open as well
Speaker 2: as twelve WTA titles. Anna Smash Nova Smash anover.
Speaker 1: Wang. It's swank smashing over too good.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, yep. Final question now this is for six
Speaker 2: point eight billion pounds.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: This is a Canadian Davis Cup stalk from the nineteen
Speaker 2: fifties who in one time won all three rubbers against
Speaker 2: the famous French Davis Cup team of the era. It's
Speaker 2: like the Musketeer era. I guess their name is stan
Speaker 2: by Me Darling by me is spelled b y m
Speaker 2: accent e stan by.
Speaker 1: Me Darling Darling. Oh machine, the chance for that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great chance, isn't it, Marcus?
Speaker 1: He can't because he can't be cause to stand by me?
Speaker 2: Marcus, you've just won six point eight billion pounds. Stuff
Speaker 2: U a t P one seventy five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to know one.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I hope you've had a lovely day with us, Marcus,
Speaker 2: and thanks so much for being part of the first
Speaker 2: ever swank or wang, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that a lot, especially Todger. Do you know
Speaker 1: that funny thing is there must be someone in the world.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's definitely. I just thought in Australia when I
Speaker 2: made that up, I thought, in Australia there is a
Speaker 2: chance they don't call it a tadja. They don't have that,
Speaker 2: you know, like there could be somebody, you know, there's
Speaker 2: just never they didn't know what No, so I thought,
Speaker 2: there's a chance.
Speaker 1: You can do your surname anyway.
Speaker 2: No, if it's mctodga, embrace it. But it's not because
Speaker 2: he is made up. So they're all made up.
Speaker 1: Your made also made up.
Speaker 2: I'd like to and Ralphel. I don't think you guys
Speaker 2: have met now, we haven't made because we're both made up.
Speaker 2: Away fire.
Speaker 1: Stand, I'll see you out.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, couple car.
Speaker 2: Who's that in the door? Boobies?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's call it a day. Well done, mate, what.
Speaker 1: Big jar for Ronco on trombone Sergeant Major Craig Frederick.
Speaker 3: On the trumpets and the composition The Army Blues
Speaker 1: M walked up down