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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bub to the rescue dipper asque Taco Bub.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station. Listen from anywhere through the

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<v Speaker 3>free iHeart Radio app. I know you've got a huge

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<v Speaker 3>following around the country, LC, so it's great that, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we have something like the free iHeart Radio

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<v Speaker 3>app now with presets with the newly designed interface. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you like the new design in the interface?

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a j R R set as the first

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<v Speaker 2>pre set, just like I doing the Lambeau.

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<v Speaker 3>All up, U said in the Corsi on the way

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<v Speaker 3>in this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how are we doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Doing great? Doing great? Glad you're here. I know the

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<v Speaker 3>weather's uh the a little bit dicey. Might have been

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<v Speaker 3>a choppy ride in on the chopper. Huh that we're good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you wanted to borrow my chopper for a

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<v Speaker 2>possible heist. Yeah in uh, just thinking out loud. If

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<v Speaker 2>I was to rob a place and you could have

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<v Speaker 2>the ultimate getaway, what would you want to do? A

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<v Speaker 2>chopper would make the most sense if you actually want

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<v Speaker 2>to get away, big fan, I know. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get right to these you have to overcome my fear

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<v Speaker 2>of flying on a helicopter. All right, Once you get

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<v Speaker 2>my guy Hunter's you're set. All right, let me check

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<v Speaker 2>the text lines. Here we go. Look, we got a

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<v Speaker 2>lot today. I'll do as many as I can. LCTV

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<v Speaker 2>kids have only been out of school for a few

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<v Speaker 2>days and they're already driving me up a wall. I

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<v Speaker 2>work from home and they're making way too much noise.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you suggest I do? This happens every year

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as kids get out for summer. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>school's out for summer. That singer loves the song, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but the parents a lot of times don't. Let's face it,

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<v Speaker 2>kids are an inconvenience. But you should have thought of

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<v Speaker 2>that before, like entering the rain cave without a rain coat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's kind of on you. So you could use some

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<v Speaker 2>of that money that you make. We're, you know, working

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<v Speaker 2>from home, and uh send them like a local camp.

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<v Speaker 2>If you just google search local camps, there's a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of them, So yeah, you send the kids there. Plus

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<v Speaker 2>they feed the little crumb catchers. They usually make like

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<v Speaker 2>some some good meals, like homemade tacos in a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>They do free do's throw them in in a brown

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<v Speaker 2>paper bag. It's a fun childhood thing we did growing

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<v Speaker 2>up close to the south border of Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, yeah, I thought you might were gonna come up

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe present a money saving option and have them

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<v Speaker 3>have some free daycare just ha them be poor students

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<v Speaker 3>and they could go to school all summer long. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>you could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you could just have them work for you, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>while you're working from home here. Hey look, hey, Freddie,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're only twelve, but get on that bike

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<v Speaker 2>and run those paper to sew.

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<v Speaker 1>And so, you know, you gotta put the kids to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Life coach.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really concerned about the amount of hurricanes that were

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<v Speaker 2>that were announced for the upcoming hurricane season. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's already starting with a big L coming across the

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<v Speaker 2>state today. Look, a big L, as you call it

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<v Speaker 2>is nothing compared to the big E that we get

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<v Speaker 2>over in the West coast, you know, I mean, at

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<v Speaker 2>least like you get a warning for hurricanes, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that I've never heard him refer to as the

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<v Speaker 3>big E.

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<v Speaker 2>Big Well, they said the big big L. So the

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<v Speaker 2>big one, yeah, the big E. Yeah, you know, major

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<v Speaker 2>seismic damage kind Yeah, yeah, those things are a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't get a warning.

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<v Speaker 2>They just you're just in there, shaking, and it's throwing

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<v Speaker 2>you towards a shelf that books are falling towards you.

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<v Speaker 2>Then your you know, it's like duck and roll. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be really careful around the earthquakes. I mean you

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<v Speaker 2>we get.

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<v Speaker 1>Worse tremors than somebody after Martini Monday. I ain't kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>What is your palatial escape estate? I'm books tied down?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I was wondering if you spent you know,

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<v Speaker 3>extra money to harden it against the effects of a

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<v Speaker 3>damaging earthquake.

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<v Speaker 2>Beams and supporters. But I mean, you know, the earth

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<v Speaker 2>shaken's earth shaken? Elsie?

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<v Speaker 1>How can I skip.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Elsie?

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<v Speaker 2>How can I skip time to exactly one week from

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<v Speaker 2>now so I don't have to wait for the new

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<v Speaker 2>switch to come out. Just take a super long nap,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like bears hibernate. You can just do it

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<v Speaker 2>like that, you know what. Actually, I technically just did

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<v Speaker 2>it for you because this was texted in last week

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't get to it. Say hey, buddy, wake

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<v Speaker 2>up from your slummer. I text him back, But never

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<v Speaker 2>do it on the air. Go get you a switch. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>switches on a bait and switch there. Don't let them

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<v Speaker 2>do that to you at the store where they bait

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<v Speaker 2>and switch. Get you in the store, and then all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you're buying you know, a new Echo

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever those things are. Alexa Life coach Leading Edge here,

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<v Speaker 2>Life coach, get you an iPod? Well walkman, remember those

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<v Speaker 2>life coach. My company sold to a new owner. I

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<v Speaker 2>spent twelve years training the former owner in our type

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<v Speaker 2>of efferrey, you know, like f and around.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Any tips on training the new owner. Okay, hold on, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>if it took you twelve years to train your old

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<v Speaker 2>owner in eferee, as you called it, that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>another twelve which is a waste of twenty four year.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go to where your new boss went. We should

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<v Speaker 2>retire by now. No, he still has twelve years to

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<v Speaker 2>teach the other the new boss, the form of efferty.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do effery. Don't do that. You just go to

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<v Speaker 2>whatever place the new your old boss went to. Is trade,

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<v Speaker 2>he's already trained.

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<v Speaker 3>Is train your boss being used as code here for

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<v Speaker 3>to do things the way we do him around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly. Yeah, a brainwash.

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<v Speaker 3>The owner, which is what you called him, may have

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<v Speaker 3>other thoughts on that. Well, might be careful what you

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<v Speaker 3>wish for you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you already got the other one brainwashed.

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<v Speaker 2>Go Hey, guys, just recently purchased my first bidet. It

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<v Speaker 2>was life changing. Do you guys own one. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>really a big fan you No, no, no, I love

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<v Speaker 2>to see you on a bedey. I mean it would

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<v Speaker 2>be gay, but.

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<v Speaker 3>A little something's going on. We just got goose.

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<v Speaker 2>The only real bonus of a bidet is that you get, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a toilet and water fountain all in your

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom at one because it's not gonna shoot anything bad up.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you don't want to drink out of it. On

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<v Speaker 3>the other you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you would like toilet the water fountain. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna shoot up dirty water. It shoots up clean water. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thirsty. You can have a glass of water in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on a second, No, just go right in and

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<v Speaker 2>use my water. He's got a water fountain.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking again, a urinal in my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>That guy I work with, he's been one years. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, he a lot of times he just doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>even use the bat, he goes down in his yards,

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<v Speaker 3>goes in his yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two, it's happened. I'm sure weekends.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure ELCTV since alcohol isn't allowed. Oh, I heard

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<v Speaker 2>this flying in on the chopper. You guys are talking

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<v Speaker 2>about Satellite Beach. Yeah, and booze, They said, LCTV since

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<v Speaker 2>alcohol isn't allowed on Satellite Beach. Currently, is the sock

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<v Speaker 2>beer solution the way to go any enlightenment. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to do with a sock beer. That's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>low budget. That's what you do on the bus fold

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<v Speaker 2>with prisoners. But go old school and get the soda

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<v Speaker 2>can rappers. Do you remember those new ones and said

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<v Speaker 2>Mountain Pew pop. No, it was like Mountain Pew or

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Pooper and they'd wrap them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, those are great, such a wow blash from the past.

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<v Speaker 3>You hid yourwed in as well at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't have to hide that anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more like you got to go find your parents

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<v Speaker 2>sending to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh, hey, coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Ironically, I heard the guys talking about my issue yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a slob for a roommate. He's a super

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<v Speaker 2>good friend, just never realized how messy he was until

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<v Speaker 2>we moved in together. His big violation leaving dirty dishes

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<v Speaker 2>in the sink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, we did talk about that on our show yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Well listen what we resulted in a roommate trying to

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<v Speaker 3>strangle the other roommate. I think in see that that's

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<v Speaker 3>what's going to happen. It goes too far. So what

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<v Speaker 3>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not worth losing your best friend basically and losing

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<v Speaker 2>a roommate because then you've got to go out and

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<v Speaker 2>find a new roommate. That's a pain in the ass

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't know what you're gonna You already know

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<v Speaker 2>this one. He's your best friend, right, sure, So just

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<v Speaker 2>uh buy uh, just get paper plates and plastic utensils.

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<v Speaker 2>Problems solved. It's forking done, you guys after that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Life coach ever, break out the paper plates.

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<v Speaker 1>And no no china, only good stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet, I bet your plastic spoons and forks. So

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<v Speaker 3>there's ones that look like real cutlery. Yeah, that's those

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<v Speaker 3>are china?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they know we're out of time?

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<v Speaker 2>Finger waving and your big boss is out there waving

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<v Speaker 2>his finger.

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<v Speaker 3>I know they've been really busting our balls.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm gonna wave a finger to him.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you l C. T B. The world

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<v Speaker 3>are now life gun. Well, let's roll Lynchin Tako's commercial

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<v Speaker 3>free work day rock block. Coming up next.

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