Speaker 1: Need advice.
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Speaker 3: All up, U said in the Corsi on the way
Speaker 3: in this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how are we doing?
Speaker 3: Doing great? Doing great? Glad you're here. I know the
Speaker 3: weather's uh the a little bit dicey. Might have been
Speaker 3: a choppy ride in on the chopper. Huh that we're good. Okay,
Speaker 3: we're good.
Speaker 2: I heard you wanted to borrow my chopper for a
Speaker 2: possible heist. Yeah in uh, just thinking out loud. If
Speaker 2: I was to rob a place and you could have
Speaker 2: the ultimate getaway, what would you want to do? A
Speaker 2: chopper would make the most sense if you actually want
Speaker 2: to get away, big fan, I know. All right, let's
Speaker 2: get right to these you have to overcome my fear
Speaker 2: of flying on a helicopter. All right, Once you get
Speaker 2: my guy Hunter's you're set. All right, let me check
Speaker 2: the text lines. Here we go. Look, we got a
Speaker 2: lot today. I'll do as many as I can. LCTV
Speaker 2: kids have only been out of school for a few
Speaker 2: days and they're already driving me up a wall. I
Speaker 2: work from home and they're making way too much noise.
Speaker 2: What do you suggest I do? This happens every year
Speaker 2: as soon as kids get out for summer. You know,
Speaker 2: school's out for summer. That singer loves the song, you know,
Speaker 2: but the parents a lot of times don't. Let's face it,
Speaker 2: kids are an inconvenience. But you should have thought of
Speaker 2: that before, like entering the rain cave without a rain coat. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's kind of on you. So you could use some
Speaker 2: of that money that you make. We're, you know, working
Speaker 2: from home, and uh send them like a local camp.
Speaker 2: If you just google search local camps, there's a ton
Speaker 2: of them, So yeah, you send the kids there. Plus
Speaker 2: they feed the little crumb catchers. They usually make like
Speaker 2: some some good meals, like homemade tacos in a bag.
Speaker 2: They do free do's throw them in in a brown
Speaker 2: paper bag. It's a fun childhood thing we did growing
Speaker 2: up close to the south border of Mexico.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, I thought you might were gonna come up
Speaker 3: and maybe present a money saving option and have them
Speaker 3: have some free daycare just ha them be poor students
Speaker 3: and they could go to school all summer long. Oh
Speaker 3: you could do that.
Speaker 2: Or you could just have them work for you, you know,
Speaker 2: while you're working from home here. Hey look, hey, Freddie,
Speaker 2: I know you're only twelve, but get on that bike
Speaker 2: and run those paper to sew.
Speaker 1: And so, you know, you gotta put the kids to work.
Speaker 1: Life coach.
Speaker 2: I'm really concerned about the amount of hurricanes that were
Speaker 2: that were announced for the upcoming hurricane season. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's already starting with a big L coming across the
Speaker 2: state today. Look, a big L, as you call it
Speaker 2: is nothing compared to the big E that we get
Speaker 2: over in the West coast, you know, I mean, at
Speaker 2: least like you get a warning for hurricanes, right.
Speaker 3: Is that I've never heard him refer to as the
Speaker 3: big E.
Speaker 2: Big Well, they said the big big L. So the
Speaker 2: big one, yeah, the big E. Yeah, you know, major
Speaker 2: seismic damage kind Yeah, yeah, those things are a bitch.
Speaker 1: We don't get a warning.
Speaker 2: They just you're just in there, shaking, and it's throwing
Speaker 2: you towards a shelf that books are falling towards you.
Speaker 2: Then your you know, it's like duck and roll. You
Speaker 2: gotta be really careful around the earthquakes. I mean you
Speaker 2: we get.
Speaker 1: Worse tremors than somebody after Martini Monday. I ain't kidding.
Speaker 3: What is your palatial escape estate? I'm books tied down?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was wondering if you spent you know,
Speaker 3: extra money to harden it against the effects of a
Speaker 3: damaging earthquake.
Speaker 2: Beams and supporters. But I mean, you know, the earth
Speaker 2: shaken's earth shaken? Elsie?
Speaker 1: How can I skip.
Speaker 3: Oh Elsie?
Speaker 2: How can I skip time to exactly one week from
Speaker 2: now so I don't have to wait for the new
Speaker 2: switch to come out. Just take a super long nap,
Speaker 2: you know, like bears hibernate. You can just do it
Speaker 2: like that, you know what. Actually, I technically just did
Speaker 2: it for you because this was texted in last week
Speaker 2: and I didn't get to it. Say hey, buddy, wake
Speaker 2: up from your slummer. I text him back, But never
Speaker 2: do it on the air. Go get you a switch. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: switches on a bait and switch there. Don't let them
Speaker 2: do that to you at the store where they bait
Speaker 2: and switch. Get you in the store, and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden you're buying you know, a new Echo
Speaker 2: or whatever those things are. Alexa Life coach Leading Edge here,
Speaker 2: Life coach, get you an iPod? Well walkman, remember those
Speaker 2: life coach. My company sold to a new owner. I
Speaker 2: spent twelve years training the former owner in our type
Speaker 2: of efferrey, you know, like f and around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 2: Any tips on training the new owner. Okay, hold on, dude,
Speaker 2: if it took you twelve years to train your old
Speaker 2: owner in eferee, as you called it, that's gonna be
Speaker 2: another twelve which is a waste of twenty four year.
Speaker 2: Just go to where your new boss went. We should
Speaker 2: retire by now. No, he still has twelve years to
Speaker 2: teach the other the new boss, the form of efferty.
Speaker 2: Don't do effery. Don't do that. You just go to
Speaker 2: whatever place the new your old boss went to. Is trade,
Speaker 2: he's already trained.
Speaker 3: Is train your boss being used as code here for
Speaker 3: to do things the way we do him around here.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, a brainwash.
Speaker 3: The owner, which is what you called him, may have
Speaker 3: other thoughts on that. Well, might be careful what you
Speaker 3: wish for you.
Speaker 1: All right, you already got the other one brainwashed.
Speaker 2: Go Hey, guys, just recently purchased my first bidet. It
Speaker 2: was life changing. Do you guys own one. I'm not
Speaker 2: really a big fan you No, no, no, I love
Speaker 2: to see you on a bedey. I mean it would
Speaker 2: be gay, but.
Speaker 3: A little something's going on. We just got goose.
Speaker 2: The only real bonus of a bidet is that you get, like,
Speaker 2: you know, a toilet and water fountain all in your
Speaker 2: bathroom at one because it's not gonna shoot anything bad up.
Speaker 3: Well, you don't want to drink out of it. On
Speaker 3: the other you.
Speaker 2: Can you would like toilet the water fountain. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna shoot up dirty water. It shoots up clean water. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm thirsty. You can have a glass of water in there.
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, No, just go right in and
Speaker 2: use my water. He's got a water fountain.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking again, a urinal in my bathroom.
Speaker 3: That guy I work with, he's been one years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, he a lot of times he just doesn't
Speaker 3: even use the bat, he goes down in his yards,
Speaker 3: goes in his yard.
Speaker 1: Number two, it's happened. I'm sure weekends.
Speaker 2: I'm sure ELCTV since alcohol isn't allowed. Oh, I heard
Speaker 2: this flying in on the chopper. You guys are talking
Speaker 2: about Satellite Beach. Yeah, and booze, They said, LCTV since
Speaker 2: alcohol isn't allowed on Satellite Beach. Currently, is the sock
Speaker 2: beer solution the way to go any enlightenment. You don't
Speaker 2: need to do with a sock beer. That's kind of
Speaker 2: low budget. That's what you do on the bus fold
Speaker 2: with prisoners. But go old school and get the soda
Speaker 2: can rappers. Do you remember those new ones and said
Speaker 2: Mountain Pew pop. No, it was like Mountain Pew or
Speaker 2: Doctor Pooper and they'd wrap them.
Speaker 1: Oh, those are great, such a wow blash from the past.
Speaker 3: You hid yourwed in as well at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to hide that anymore.
Speaker 2: It's more like you got to go find your parents
Speaker 2: sending to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, hey, coach.
Speaker 2: Ironically, I heard the guys talking about my issue yesterday.
Speaker 2: I have a slob for a roommate. He's a super
Speaker 2: good friend, just never realized how messy he was until
Speaker 2: we moved in together. His big violation leaving dirty dishes
Speaker 2: in the sink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, we did talk about that on our show yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well listen what we resulted in a roommate trying to
Speaker 3: strangle the other roommate. I think in see that that's
Speaker 3: what's going to happen. It goes too far. So what
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 2: It's not worth losing your best friend basically and losing
Speaker 2: a roommate because then you've got to go out and
Speaker 2: find a new roommate. That's a pain in the ass
Speaker 2: and you don't know what you're gonna You already know
Speaker 2: this one. He's your best friend, right, sure, So just
Speaker 2: uh buy uh, just get paper plates and plastic utensils.
Speaker 2: Problems solved. It's forking done, you guys after that one.
Speaker 3: Life coach ever, break out the paper plates.
Speaker 1: And no no china, only good stuff.
Speaker 3: I bet, I bet your plastic spoons and forks. So
Speaker 3: there's ones that look like real cutlery. Yeah, that's those
Speaker 3: are china?
Speaker 1: Are they know we're out of time?
Speaker 2: Finger waving and your big boss is out there waving
Speaker 2: his finger.
Speaker 3: I know they've been really busting our balls.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm gonna wave a finger to him.
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