WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:05.960 This is a podcast from WR The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:11.679 Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, 3 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:13.359 And here's what we have this hour. We'll do a 4 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:18.519 little bit of legal immigration talk, some emails, emotional support, animals, 5 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:23.320 will make fun of the media, all that Dan Bongino's birthday, 6 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:26.320 and so much more coming up this final hour of 7 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:29.679 the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. So obviously you already 8 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:33.479 heard about trende arag while pulling people's fingernails out in 9 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:37.240 an apartment in Colorado in Aurora, Colorado, and I played 10 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:41.359 for you earlier the police chief venting his frustrations about 11 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:43.600 we've been going through this, where's the hell? It was 12 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:44.880 a male and a female. 13 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:51.039 They were accosted by approximately thirteen to fifteen armed individuals. 14 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:53.960 They were pistol whipped, they were beat they were mistreated. 15 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.119 One of the male was actually stabbed. He had a 16 00:00:56.159 --> 00:00:59.000 stab wound. So does that fall in the category of 17 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:01.359 torture for me? Yeah, it does. There is a high 18 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:02.039 assumption that. 19 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:05.120 They may not good. They've arrested nineteen of them. 20 00:01:05.319 --> 00:01:07.560 When it comes yes, Hi, Jesse. 21 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:11.680 It was arrested nineteen suspected trenday at Roagway gang members 22 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:15.359 and Aurora, Colorado, they say, kidnapped and tortured two victims 23 00:01:15.359 --> 00:01:18.680 for hours. This all happened at the edge at Lowie Complex, 24 00:01:18.719 --> 00:01:21.480 which is the same apartment complex that was overrun by 25 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:23.079 the violent gang earlier this year. 26 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:27.959 Right, I just wanted to read you this little headline, 27 00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:33.439 this little tidbit. This is from front page mag Biden 28 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:37.439 administration rushes out a rule to make it easier for 29 00:01:37.439 --> 00:01:41.719 foreign workers to take American jobs. I'll combine that with 30 00:01:42.159 --> 00:01:43.799 the mayor of Denver saying this. 31 00:01:43.719 --> 00:01:46.640 Trump's new borders. Our Tom Homan has said that he 32 00:01:46.719 --> 00:01:52.280 is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing in 33 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:55.359 the way of these policies that they want to enact. 34 00:01:55.760 --> 00:01:57.680 Would you be willing to go to jail for these things? 35 00:01:57.760 --> 00:02:00.159 Yeah, I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not 36 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:01.799 seeking that. I think the goal is we want to 37 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:05.239 be able to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve 38 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:05.840 hard problems. 39 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:07.319 You would encourage people to protest. 40 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:09.919 I think we're going to look at every option. But yeah, 41 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:12.319 I don't think that there are you know, I talked 42 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:14.240 to some high school kids this week who were terrified 43 00:02:14.240 --> 00:02:15.879 about this. I don't think those kids are going to 44 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:18.479 stand there and watch three of their classmates get pulled 45 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:20.479 out of a history class with other twenty seven stand. 46 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:25.479 Binder, Remember that all this is happening on purpose. American 47 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:32.680 citizens are being tortured, stabbed, beaten, pistol whipped because Democrats 48 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:35.919 brought illegals into the country on purpose. Americans are losing 49 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:39.400 their jobs because the Biden administration is bringing in legal 50 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:43.199 immigrants as fast as they possibly can on purpose. As 51 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:47.039 we've explained a million times, this is all being done 52 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:51.919 on purpose, not an accident. Joe Biden's not a functional adult. 53 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:55.639 He has America hating communists running the country. They have 54 00:02:55.719 --> 00:02:58.319 opened up the country and brought them all in as 55 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.360 fast as they possibly can. That's why the cries of 56 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:03.759 Eric Adams fell on deaf ears, and. 57 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:07.599 This issue happened, and we asked for assistance over and 58 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:10.199 over again, and I refuse. He remained silent while I 59 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:13.520 was watching this city ham. We no longer received the 60 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.159 support that we deserved. We no longer had an opportunity 61 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:20.120 to communicate with the President. It was a clear statement 62 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:23.960 from the White House that they didn't appear to be 63 00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:26.599 happy that I was standing up for the city, another 64 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:28.879 mayor should do that. Look at what happened in these 65 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:34.120 other city Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, Houston. Cities should not 66 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:38.000 be taken away the resources from their residents to handle 67 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:39.479 a national crisis. 68 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:43.319 And that is exactly why we need Tom Holman to 69 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.639 get in there and do what he says he's going 70 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:46.800 to day one. 71 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:51.159 Day one will be ice officers across the country. We'll 72 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:54.159 be out on the streets read out the gate. President 73 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:56.719 has made it clear, and I made it clear the 74 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.000 priority read out of the gates public safety trusts, and 75 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:02.039 that's security threats. And there's plenty of de fine right. 76 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:05.039 I looked at the data under the Biden administration, the 77 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:08.879 deportation of criminal aliens have decreased seventy four percent. So 78 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:11.599 we have all those folks at the Biden administration failed 79 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:14.400 to report. Plus you get there ten over ten million 80 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:17.439 counters on the southern border that came across. We got 81 00:04:17.439 --> 00:04:19.279 a lot of them look for too. So that the 82 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:21.480 public safety threats are plenty and it's going to. 83 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:25.120 Keep us busy. He was asked how many people. I 84 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:25.879 don't have a number. 85 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:28.279 We want to rest as many people as weekend they're 86 00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:31.360 in the country illegally, again based on prioritization. We want 87 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:34.000 to rest every criminal, every gang member that's here illegally. 88 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:36.839 That's a public safety threat. We want to rest every fugitive, 89 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:39.040 those who had due process at great tax pay or 90 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:42.160 expense and have an order deportation but didn't even became 91 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:44.439 a fugitive. We had over one point five million of those, 92 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:47.439 and look, we got mans of people here illegally. I've said, 93 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:50.120 if you're here illegally, you're not off the table. 94 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:54.959 I like it. That's exactly how we need to be talking. 95 00:04:55.000 --> 00:05:00.879 Dear Lamborghini Jesse. Okay, so let me explain. I don't 96 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:05.439 have a Lamborghini. I've never sat in a Lamborghini. I 97 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:09.040 have touched one before, but that's about as clothes as 98 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:11.839 I've ever gotten to one. But there was a picture 99 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:16.160 floating around on the internet some extremely tall guy driving 100 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:19.519 a Lamborghini convertible and he was so tall that his 101 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:24.360 head stuck out completely clear above the windshield, and it 102 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:27.399 was a picture from behind, and someone said it was me. 103 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.560 It was not me. That's not my car. I don't 104 00:05:31.560 --> 00:05:35.000 have a Lamborghini, nor would I ever spend two three 105 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:39.680 hundred thousand dollars on a car under any circumstances. That's 106 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:42.240 insane to me. I'm the guy freaking out about one 107 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:44.879 hundred and forty seven dollars to overnight a couple pieces 108 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.439 of paper. I'm not spending two hundred thousand dollars for 109 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:52.240 a Lamborghini anyway, The guy says, dear Lamborghini Jesse, now 110 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.759 that we finally caught you parading around town in your 111 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:58.160 midlife crisis car, we must know how it is that 112 00:05:58.199 --> 00:06:01.680 you can afford a Lambeau but not a decent bottle 113 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:04.800 of wine for our brother Dan Bongino for his fiftieth 114 00:06:04.839 --> 00:06:08.160 birthday party. We also need to know what type of 115 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:11.000 wine it was, and please don't tell us it was boxed. 116 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:17.480 All right? So I went to Dan last week. I 117 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:21.040 went to Dan Bongino's fiftieth birthday party. He's my buddy. 118 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:24.959 I love Dan. Then he had a fiftieth birthday party. 119 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:30.800 I the wife was mortified. She decided she wanted to 120 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:32.920 stop on the way over and bring a bottle of wine. 121 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:35.000 Pretty customary. You don't want to show up empty handed 122 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:38.800 at someone's birthday party. So we stop in this little 123 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:42.519 strip ball, run down liquor store with bars on the windows. 124 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.160 It was all there was. And she walks in and 125 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:48.079 she asked the guy, what's your best bottle of wine. 126 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:50.439 Now we're not in some fancy we're not in some 127 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:54.360 fancy total wine store or something like that. It's roof 128 00:06:54.879 --> 00:06:57.519 in there. She said, what's your best bottle of wine? 129 00:06:57.519 --> 00:06:59.120 And you should have seen the look on the guy's 130 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:01.560 face behind the count. I don't think he gets asked 131 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:04.079 that question a lot. And he takes her to some 132 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:06.759 bottle of wine and I think it was sixty bucks, 133 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:09.360 seventy bucks something like that. So that's good. What Chris 134 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:11.959 that's good? Is that not good wine? I don't know. 135 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.519 I don't buy wine. Is that that's good? Right? Isn't it. 136 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:16.360 Okay? 137 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:18.360 Chris said, you don't need to spend a lot of money. 138 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:20.879 Then again, that's what Chris says really about everything. So 139 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:23.920 we'll take that with a grain of salt. He got 140 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:26.600 sixty seven eighty dollars bottle of wine. And then I 141 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:29.800 asked the guy, what is the worst wine you have? 142 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:32.959 And it has to come in a box. And I 143 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:35.480 forget what it was. Phronsia. I think it might have 144 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:40.639 been Phronsie or Barefoot, whatever it was it was, I 145 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:42.879 think it was a half gallon of it, and I 146 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:45.279 think it was six dollars in ninety nine cents or 147 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:49.279 something like that. It's gotta be just pure wretched garbage. 148 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:51.879 And I brought that for Dan. And when I walked 149 00:07:51.879 --> 00:07:54.279 into his birthday party he saw me. I said, Dan, 150 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:57.160 I brought you something nice. And he was so you 151 00:07:57.160 --> 00:07:59.839 could tell he didn't even understand at first. He looks, 152 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:02.079 I'm like, this is some wine for you, And I 153 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:07.519 said it with a total straight face. Too. Ah, Sorry, Dan, Hey, Jesse, 154 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:10.399 my father died during the pandemic. I wasn't able to 155 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:13.920 be with him or see him before, so I can empathize. 156 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.560 He was a Naval Commander Master chief, Naval command Master Chief. 157 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:20.920 We lived in Hawaii for three years from seventy eight 158 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:23.879 to eighty one. He took the ferry to Ford Island 159 00:08:23.959 --> 00:08:26.000 every day to work, and we would get to go 160 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:28.800 with him occasionally. This is from that Pearl Harbor episode 161 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:30.639 or a little history bit I did a little while ago. 162 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:34.639 That inlet is so small. It really was ingenius on 163 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:37.679 the part of the Japanese and ridiculously stupid on the 164 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:41.679 US's part to load it up. Although Ford Island was repaired, 165 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:45.320 they left ordnance in many outer walls, maybe as a 166 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:49.120 reminder to never forget. It wasn't lost on us even 167 00:08:49.159 --> 00:08:53.320 though we were only elementary school, junior high aged. Great show. 168 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:56.480 He says, I can say his name. His name is Michael, 169 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:58.639 but he said, you can say my name, but you 170 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:03.120 do me a bigger honor by saying my father's Edward Spriggs. 171 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:06.120 That's his father's name. And then he goes on to say, 172 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:11.120 because my commie hag, because the commie hag he married 173 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:14.080 refused to honor his wishes and bury him next to 174 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:18.320 our mother instead of having him cremated and split between 175 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:22.080 eight to ten family members. I hope she suffers horribly 176 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:26.080 until she gets hit by a bus. Of course, we 177 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:29.480 three kids wish her all the best. That sounds like 178 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:32.519 it sounds like you wish her all the best, But yes, 179 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:39.279 honor and respect to mister Edward Spriggs. So there there's 180 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:43.960 some fairly rough economic news out there if you look 181 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:47.919 close enough, but there's always indicators that don't look great. 182 00:09:48.559 --> 00:09:50.799 But one of the stories, one of these stories over 183 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.759 the past few years, is how the poorer people have 184 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:58.720 gotten it the worst in everything. And that's not new. 185 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:01.360 That's really the history of the world. The poorer you are, 186 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:05.679 the harder things hit you in certain ways, certainly economic matters, 187 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:09.440 and there's there's a story about store closures we're going 188 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.080 to talk about really quickly that we'll do some more 189 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:13.480 of the emails and stuff. Before we do that stuff, 190 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:18.519 let's talk about getting your tea levels up. Let's talk 191 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:23.840 about getting you ready for twenty twenty five three months. 192 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:27.480 You know, in ninety days, ninety days you can have 193 00:10:27.759 --> 00:10:31.000 a twenty percent increase in your testosterone levels with natural 194 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:34.080 herbal supplements or even you know that's set aside the 195 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:38.159 male vitality stacks or female vitality stacks from chalk. What 196 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:42.360 if for just a month or two, what if you 197 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:45.799 started every single day pouring some chocolate powder in a 198 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:47.919 glass of milk or a smoothie or something in the morning, 199 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:50.600 starting out your day with all the vitamins and minerals 200 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:53.960 you can ingest. Do you think maybe your life would 201 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:58.320 be better? And they have huge discounts on subscriptions, why 202 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:01.799 don't you go to get a subscription chocolate powder. They're 203 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:05.320 giving out a free fifty dollars bonus product on your 204 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:12.879 first delivery. C hoq dot com promo code Jesse take 205 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:17.240 advantage during the specials chalk dot Com promo code Jesse, 206 00:11:17.600 --> 00:11:21.559 We'll be back? Is he smarter than everyone who knows? 207 00:11:22.039 --> 00:11:26.279 Does he think so? Is the Jesse Kelly Show on 208 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:29.919 a Thursday reminding you if you miss any part of 209 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:33.279 the show down there the whole thing. Iheartspotify iTunes. So 210 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.720 there's an article out in CBS about store closures, and 211 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:39.360 this has been a report that's been out there for 212 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:41.519 a couple of days now. There's a surge in store 213 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:45.600 closures sixty nine percent and twenty twenty four which sounds bad. 214 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:50.120 It sounds bad already, and it is. But and I 215 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:51.840 don't even have a ton I want to say about it. 216 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:53.639 It just it breaks my heart and I don't like it. 217 00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:58.399 You you look into which stores are closing, it's family, dollar, 218 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:07.120 dollar tree, CVS. It's clothes that poor people need or 219 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:12.039 stores that poor people use, poor people need. And this 220 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:14.879 all brings me back to not just COVID, but so 221 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:18.799 many of our horrible policies we pass in this country. 222 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:22.320 So much of it falls onto the backs of poor 223 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:26.000 people who are barely making ends meet anyway, family to 224 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.240 all their closes. But maybe it doesn't affect you. Maybe 225 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:30.279 you shot there all the time, maybe it doesn't affect you, 226 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:34.639 but a lot of people rely on that stuff. And 227 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:39.360 I hate watching what Washington, DC has done to this country, 228 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:42.759 and I hate watching how they've assaulted businesses and these 229 00:12:42.799 --> 00:12:47.399 local politicians who of course turn loose all the dirtball criminals, 230 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:50.639 and the dirtball criminals go loot cvs and they go 231 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:54.399 clear everything they can out, and soon that neighborhood, that 232 00:12:54.559 --> 00:12:57.679 was really the only store in the neighborhood it's gone 233 00:12:57.679 --> 00:12:59.679 to And I just hate it. That's all. That was 234 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:01.639 my own point. That's all I wanted to bring up. 235 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:03.519 I don't like it. It's the only thing I have 236 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:06.799 to say about it. Also, Chris doesn't understand what words 237 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:11.360 mean and how to use words. I needed something from Chris, 238 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:16.120 and Chris said, okay, it'll be just a little bit. Now, 239 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:18.240 let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. 240 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:24.559 If someone tells you it'll be a little bit, What 241 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:29.320 is the time range you think we're dealing with here? 242 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:33.519 If someone told me a little bit, I would think 243 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:38.120 five minutes. I mean that could be even fifteen minutes. 244 00:13:38.159 --> 00:13:41.799 I realized it's a fairly vague term. But if you 245 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:44.559 told me it was twenty minutes, even thirty minutes, that 246 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:49.559 could qualify as a little bit. Do you know what 247 00:13:49.720 --> 00:13:51.440 Chris meant by a little bit? Because as soon as 248 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:53.360 he said a little bit, I said, well, how long 249 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:54.840 is a little bit? Do you know what Chris said? 250 00:13:56.919 --> 00:14:04.480 One minute? One minute? That's not a little bit, Chris, 251 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:08.440 that's one minute. You see if it's one minute, then 252 00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:14.320 you say one minute? What? What? What you said? You 253 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:18.039 need a little bit? A little bit is not one minute, Chris. 254 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:22.879 That's not how the English language works. That's not how No, Chris, No, no, 255 00:14:23.039 --> 00:14:25.240 that's not what words mean. A little bit can be 256 00:14:25.320 --> 00:14:27.559 five minutes, it can be ten. I would have given 257 00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:32.000 you twenty. A little bit is never, ever, ever, one minute. Chris, 258 00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:35.120 learn about words anyway. This guy in the voicemail, he 259 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:35.960 knows about words. 260 00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:39.879 Jessie, I like your king picture. The only thing I 261 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:42.759 like about it is you are a big man, so 262 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:46.320 you need to get a bigger crown. The crown is 263 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:48.279 too small for your head, not. 264 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:51.559 Guy lady, and I agree with her. The crown is 265 00:14:51.639 --> 00:14:56.480 too small. It does a big guy huge hands. I 266 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:59.000 need a huge crown. But don't worry, There'll be many 267 00:14:59.039 --> 00:15:03.759 other portraits. We've commissioned some artists to do it. What Chris, Listen, 268 00:15:04.039 --> 00:15:06.960 they did commission artists. I went on this website and 269 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:08.919 you put your picture in there, and they tell you 270 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:11.399 that they're gonna make you something, that they'll make you 271 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:13.759 a king or a general or whatever. But then they 272 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:16.279 give you the instructions when you're done, when you're done 273 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:19.080 uploading what you want done, they're like, we've commissioned some 274 00:15:19.120 --> 00:15:21.720 of the finest artists that I knew in that exact 275 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:23.600 moment that I was going to tell everyone that I 276 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:27.679 commissioned some artists to do this for me. What, Chris what? 277 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:32.840 That's a good point. This one's a prince why. I 278 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:34.799 didn't want to be arrogant, right, I didn't want to 279 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:37.000 make it a king or something like that. Hey, Jesse, 280 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:40.759 the journalist with literally the biggest hands. It brings me 281 00:15:40.840 --> 00:15:43.080 so much joy that we have someone on our side 282 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:47.840 the GOP establishment fears. It's awesome to hear them. Undoubtedly 283 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:51.440 responding to your call to primary senators out who Americans 284 00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:54.600 are tired of being betrayed by, who treat their voters 285 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:57.639 like we're stupid. I'll gladly donate money to anyone who 286 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:00.399 runs against the naked ken dolls of the world, says, 287 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.399 I can say his name, his name is Case. Well 288 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:04.480 it's not just me. Thank you for the compliment, but 289 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:12.799 it's you two. Don't think that you are powerless. We 290 00:16:12.879 --> 00:16:15.320 talk about this when it comes to local politics all 291 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:20.480 the time. National politics can feel so overwhelming and you 292 00:16:20.519 --> 00:16:23.320 can feel so powerless. Like the new bill, the new 293 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:26.799 cr they're going to pass no debt ceiling, they're just 294 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:30.679 eliminating the debt ceiling adds a fortune of the debt 295 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:34.039 doesn't cut a thing, it doesn't and you're sitting there, 296 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:37.240 You're you're frustrated. You just got the one shot down yesterday. 297 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:39.559 Now there's already a new bill and it sucks too. 298 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:45.000 National politics can get so frustrating because we feel powerless, 299 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:49.879 but we are not. When we speak up and speak out. 300 00:16:50.159 --> 00:16:52.360 That's why we got one shot down, we probably won't 301 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:55.279 get the next one shot down. But that's why these 302 00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:59.679 senators are starting to be afraid of primary challengers. It's 303 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:03.440 not only me, you talk about this too, It is 304 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.200 all of us. And yes, that's a good point, Chris. 305 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:09.279 They talk about it. It's not just something you brewed 306 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:12.319 about with friends anymore. Oh, somebody is your primary? That guy. 307 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:16.599 People are getting loud about that. We are realizing this 308 00:17:16.799 --> 00:17:20.680 myth of the silent majority is the dumbest idea ever. 309 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:24.480 You should never be silent. You should be loud, You 310 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:28.359 should be organized. We have to push for what we want. 311 00:17:28.640 --> 00:17:33.200 There is no quiet, polite way to get cowardly loser 312 00:17:33.319 --> 00:17:36.160 politicians to do the right thing. And so when you 313 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:40.279 have people in the GOP who are screwing you over repeatedly, 314 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:44.119 then they need to be threatened with their seats. That's 315 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:47.079 what we must do. So when Joni Earns to Lindsey 316 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:50.599 Graham are trying to torpedo Trump's cabinet picks, we need 317 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:54.519 to threaten them with primaries. And they need to be afraid. 318 00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:56.599 They're not gonna do the right thing on their own. 319 00:17:57.240 --> 00:18:00.519 They have to be made to be afraid, and we 320 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:03.079 all contribute to that. Well, we'll do a little bit 321 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:05.000 more on some of this stuff in a moment. Before 322 00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:07.160 I get to that, let's switch up your cell phone 323 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:10.039 real quick, because it's Christmas time and now you're scrambling 324 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.640 here you are, You're sitting here December nineteenth. Oh my gosh, 325 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:15.279 what am I gonna do? Let me tell you what 326 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:17.599 you're gonna do. You're gonna go get that person in 327 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:20.400 your life a brand new phone. Jesse, I can't afford it. 328 00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:26.400 With Puretalk, you can brand new iPhones, brand new androids. 329 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:30.599 Your phone bill will go down. You don't have to 330 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:34.440 break the bank. You can actually save money by switching 331 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:36.559 to Pure Talk. You don't need Verizon, you don't need 332 00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:39.319 AT and T, you don't need T Mobile. Those big 333 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:44.039 mobile companies hate your guts. Puretalk's the patriotic company who's 334 00:18:44.119 --> 00:18:48.960 CEO is a veteran who hire American citizens right here 335 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:51.720 in America. And it's cake. It's ten minutes on the 336 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:58.599 telephone talking to somebody who speaks English. Dial pound two 337 00:18:58.759 --> 00:19:02.279 five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll save you an 338 00:19:02.319 --> 00:19:06.640 additional fifty percent off your first month pound two five zero, 339 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:10.839 Say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back. This is the Jesse 340 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:14.799 Kelly Show on a Thursday, reminding you you need to 341 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:18.720 email your ask doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. It's asked 342 00:19:18.720 --> 00:19:22.279 doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow and it is the last one 343 00:19:22.359 --> 00:19:26.799 of those for the year. Jesse at jessekellyshow dot Com 344 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:28.839 is where you email him or you can leave us 345 00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:30.720 the voicemail as long as you get right to the 346 00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:35.519 point eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 347 00:19:35.920 --> 00:19:41.519 And we've had some complaints about the voicemail message. And 348 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:44.519 I don't even remember what executi did I say, Chris? 349 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:46.279 Can you play it? Can I hear it here? And 350 00:19:46.359 --> 00:19:49.240 what did I say? Is it? Is it rude? Was 351 00:19:49.279 --> 00:19:52.960 it rude? Chris said it was rude. I don't remember 352 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:56.720 being rude on it. But listen, that's who I am. 353 00:19:57.039 --> 00:19:58.880 All Right, You're just gonna have to tough enough. 354 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:02.960 I just heard the Trump invited g to his inauguration. 355 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:08.279 How about if he gets all these world leaders to 356 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:12.160 show up at his inauguration. I don't think a world 357 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:16.480 leader has ever attended an American inauguration before. If you. 358 00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:25.400 Yeah, that's fine. New University of Colorado Boulder, well, the 359 00:20:25.519 --> 00:20:30.079 University of Colorado Boulder is it's not exactly a far 360 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:33.559 right institution. I'll put it that way. I've been there before. 361 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:36.000 Actually it's really fun, but I won't go into the 362 00:20:36.039 --> 00:20:38.279 details of that. But it's not exactly a far right 363 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:41.519 wing institution. And they have a course, you see, a 364 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:47.599 new course. It's exploring feminism through Disney characters and They're 365 00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:51.400 catching all kinds of crap about this, and I don't 366 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:57.519 understand why Disney is the perfect route to understand feminist characters. 367 00:20:58.359 --> 00:21:02.640 Have you seen Ursula from The Little That's a feminist 368 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:09.160 right there. Or Poomba from The Lion King definitely a feminist. 369 00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:11.480 Have you seen Poomba? Do it close up on Poomba. 370 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:16.160 That's a feminist, that's what they look like. Or Quasimoto 371 00:21:16.799 --> 00:21:20.920 from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. That is a feminist. 372 00:21:20.640 --> 00:21:22.599 I don't know that I can think of a better 373 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:25.839 group to study feminism than Disney characters. Oh, Chris, you 374 00:21:25.839 --> 00:21:27.799 have the voicemail? Play it. I want to hear how 375 00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:29.599 rude this is. I don't remember what I said. What 376 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:31.759 is it? What's up? It's Jesse Kelly of the Jesse 377 00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.480 Kelly Show. We did not answer the phone because we 378 00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:36.759 didn't want to talk to you. But you are allowed 379 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:40.400 to leave a voicemail here on the Jesse Kelly Show 380 00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:42.640 and it just might get played on the air. So 381 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:46.359 get right to the point. Don't screw it up. I 382 00:21:46.359 --> 00:21:50.079 don't see the problem, Maestro Kelly. Since the illegal immigrants 383 00:21:50.079 --> 00:21:52.400 are not citizens and have broken laws to get here, 384 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:55.920 they shouldn't have any rights guaranteed in the constitution. Yes, 385 00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:58.920 that's the way it should be. For some reason, this 386 00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:04.640 suicidal country extends constitutional protections to people who don't belong here. 387 00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:09.319 Illegals do not belong here. They should not be protected 388 00:22:09.319 --> 00:22:13.200 by any American laws. They should be arrested and deported, 389 00:22:13.319 --> 00:22:18.240 all of them. Jesse, Oh, this is about shot show, 390 00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:21.480 he said, You're missing the obvious answer. You go to 391 00:22:21.559 --> 00:22:24.480 shot show and purchase one of those invisible cloak things. 392 00:22:24.799 --> 00:22:26.880 That way you can hide all the things you bought 393 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:31.039 under the cloat. Anyway, he says. My question, what if 394 00:22:31.079 --> 00:22:34.000 any is inappropriate? Oh, it's asked doctor Jesse time early. 395 00:22:34.039 --> 00:22:36.960 I guess what if any is an appropriate tip to 396 00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:40.440 leave for cleaning people? Okay, I have something embarrassing to 397 00:22:40.519 --> 00:22:46.119 say about this tip for cleaning people. Now, A lot 398 00:22:46.160 --> 00:22:51.359 of your life is how you were raised, and my 399 00:22:51.519 --> 00:22:54.839 folks were. We never had a lot of money, of course, 400 00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:59.640 but they were always decent tippers. You're going to get 401 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:04.200