Speaker 1: This is a podcast from WR The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
Speaker 1: And here's what we have this hour. We'll do a
Speaker 1: little bit of legal immigration talk, some emails, emotional support, animals,
Speaker 1: will make fun of the media, all that Dan Bongino's birthday,
Speaker 1: and so much more coming up this final hour of
Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. So obviously you already
Speaker 1: heard about trende arag while pulling people's fingernails out in
Speaker 1: an apartment in Colorado in Aurora, Colorado, and I played
Speaker 1: for you earlier the police chief venting his frustrations about
Speaker 1: we've been going through this, where's the hell? It was
Speaker 1: a male and a female.
Speaker 2: They were accosted by approximately thirteen to fifteen armed individuals.
Speaker 2: They were pistol whipped, they were beat they were mistreated.
Speaker 2: One of the male was actually stabbed. He had a
Speaker 2: stab wound. So does that fall in the category of
Speaker 2: torture for me? Yeah, it does. There is a high
Speaker 2: assumption that.
Speaker 1: They may not good. They've arrested nineteen of them.
Speaker 3: When it comes yes, Hi, Jesse.
Speaker 4: It was arrested nineteen suspected trenday at Roagway gang members
Speaker 4: and Aurora, Colorado, they say, kidnapped and tortured two victims
Speaker 4: for hours. This all happened at the edge at Lowie Complex,
Speaker 4: which is the same apartment complex that was overrun by
Speaker 4: the violent gang earlier this year.
Speaker 1: Right, I just wanted to read you this little headline,
Speaker 1: this little tidbit. This is from front page mag Biden
Speaker 1: administration rushes out a rule to make it easier for
Speaker 1: foreign workers to take American jobs. I'll combine that with
Speaker 1: the mayor of Denver saying this.
Speaker 5: Trump's new borders. Our Tom Homan has said that he
Speaker 5: is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing in
Speaker 5: the way of these policies that they want to enact.
Speaker 5: Would you be willing to go to jail for these things?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not
Speaker 6: seeking that. I think the goal is we want to
Speaker 6: be able to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve
Speaker 6: hard problems.
Speaker 5: You would encourage people to protest.
Speaker 6: I think we're going to look at every option. But yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't think that there are you know, I talked
Speaker 6: to some high school kids this week who were terrified
Speaker 6: about this. I don't think those kids are going to
Speaker 6: stand there and watch three of their classmates get pulled
Speaker 6: out of a history class with other twenty seven stand.
Speaker 1: Binder, Remember that all this is happening on purpose. American
Speaker 1: citizens are being tortured, stabbed, beaten, pistol whipped because Democrats
Speaker 1: brought illegals into the country on purpose. Americans are losing
Speaker 1: their jobs because the Biden administration is bringing in legal
Speaker 1: immigrants as fast as they possibly can on purpose. As
Speaker 1: we've explained a million times, this is all being done
Speaker 1: on purpose, not an accident. Joe Biden's not a functional adult.
Speaker 1: He has America hating communists running the country. They have
Speaker 1: opened up the country and brought them all in as
Speaker 1: fast as they possibly can. That's why the cries of
Speaker 1: Eric Adams fell on deaf ears, and.
Speaker 3: This issue happened, and we asked for assistance over and
Speaker 3: over again, and I refuse. He remained silent while I
Speaker 3: was watching this city ham. We no longer received the
Speaker 3: support that we deserved. We no longer had an opportunity
Speaker 3: to communicate with the President. It was a clear statement
Speaker 3: from the White House that they didn't appear to be
Speaker 3: happy that I was standing up for the city, another
Speaker 3: mayor should do that. Look at what happened in these
Speaker 3: other city Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, Houston. Cities should not
Speaker 3: be taken away the resources from their residents to handle
Speaker 3: a national crisis.
Speaker 1: And that is exactly why we need Tom Holman to
Speaker 1: get in there and do what he says he's going
Speaker 1: to day one.
Speaker 7: Day one will be ice officers across the country. We'll
Speaker 7: be out on the streets read out the gate. President
Speaker 7: has made it clear, and I made it clear the
Speaker 7: priority read out of the gates public safety trusts, and
Speaker 7: that's security threats. And there's plenty of de fine right.
Speaker 7: I looked at the data under the Biden administration, the
Speaker 7: deportation of criminal aliens have decreased seventy four percent. So
Speaker 7: we have all those folks at the Biden administration failed
Speaker 7: to report. Plus you get there ten over ten million
Speaker 7: counters on the southern border that came across. We got
Speaker 7: a lot of them look for too. So that the
Speaker 7: public safety threats are plenty and it's going to.
Speaker 1: Keep us busy. He was asked how many people. I
Speaker 1: don't have a number.
Speaker 7: We want to rest as many people as weekend they're
Speaker 7: in the country illegally, again based on prioritization. We want
Speaker 7: to rest every criminal, every gang member that's here illegally.
Speaker 7: That's a public safety threat. We want to rest every fugitive,
Speaker 7: those who had due process at great tax pay or
Speaker 7: expense and have an order deportation but didn't even became
Speaker 7: a fugitive. We had over one point five million of those,
Speaker 7: and look, we got mans of people here illegally. I've said,
Speaker 7: if you're here illegally, you're not off the table.
Speaker 1: I like it. That's exactly how we need to be talking.
Speaker 1: Dear Lamborghini Jesse. Okay, so let me explain. I don't
Speaker 1: have a Lamborghini. I've never sat in a Lamborghini. I
Speaker 1: have touched one before, but that's about as clothes as
Speaker 1: I've ever gotten to one. But there was a picture
Speaker 1: floating around on the internet some extremely tall guy driving
Speaker 1: a Lamborghini convertible and he was so tall that his
Speaker 1: head stuck out completely clear above the windshield, and it
Speaker 1: was a picture from behind, and someone said it was me.
Speaker 1: It was not me. That's not my car. I don't
Speaker 1: have a Lamborghini, nor would I ever spend two three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars on a car under any circumstances. That's
Speaker 1: insane to me. I'm the guy freaking out about one
Speaker 1: hundred and forty seven dollars to overnight a couple pieces
Speaker 1: of paper. I'm not spending two hundred thousand dollars for
Speaker 1: a Lamborghini anyway, The guy says, dear Lamborghini Jesse, now
Speaker 1: that we finally caught you parading around town in your
Speaker 1: midlife crisis car, we must know how it is that
Speaker 1: you can afford a Lambeau but not a decent bottle
Speaker 1: of wine for our brother Dan Bongino for his fiftieth
Speaker 1: birthday party. We also need to know what type of
Speaker 1: wine it was, and please don't tell us it was boxed.
Speaker 1: All right? So I went to Dan last week. I
Speaker 1: went to Dan Bongino's fiftieth birthday party. He's my buddy.
Speaker 1: I love Dan. Then he had a fiftieth birthday party.
Speaker 1: I the wife was mortified. She decided she wanted to
Speaker 1: stop on the way over and bring a bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: Pretty customary. You don't want to show up empty handed
Speaker 1: at someone's birthday party. So we stop in this little
Speaker 1: strip ball, run down liquor store with bars on the windows.
Speaker 1: It was all there was. And she walks in and
Speaker 1: she asked the guy, what's your best bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: Now we're not in some fancy we're not in some
Speaker 1: fancy total wine store or something like that. It's roof
Speaker 1: in there. She said, what's your best bottle of wine?
Speaker 1: And you should have seen the look on the guy's
Speaker 1: face behind the count. I don't think he gets asked
Speaker 1: that question a lot. And he takes her to some
Speaker 1: bottle of wine and I think it was sixty bucks,
Speaker 1: seventy bucks something like that. So that's good. What Chris
Speaker 1: that's good? Is that not good wine? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't buy wine. Is that that's good? Right? Isn't it.
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Chris said, you don't need to spend a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Then again, that's what Chris says really about everything. So
Speaker 1: we'll take that with a grain of salt. He got
Speaker 1: sixty seven eighty dollars bottle of wine. And then I
Speaker 1: asked the guy, what is the worst wine you have?
Speaker 1: And it has to come in a box. And I
Speaker 1: forget what it was. Phronsia. I think it might have
Speaker 1: been Phronsie or Barefoot, whatever it was it was, I
Speaker 1: think it was a half gallon of it, and I
Speaker 1: think it was six dollars in ninety nine cents or
Speaker 1: something like that. It's gotta be just pure wretched garbage.
Speaker 1: And I brought that for Dan. And when I walked
Speaker 1: into his birthday party he saw me. I said, Dan,
Speaker 1: I brought you something nice. And he was so you
Speaker 1: could tell he didn't even understand at first. He looks,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is some wine for you, And I
Speaker 1: said it with a total straight face. Too. Ah, Sorry, Dan, Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: my father died during the pandemic. I wasn't able to
Speaker 1: be with him or see him before, so I can empathize.
Speaker 1: He was a Naval Commander Master chief, Naval command Master Chief.
Speaker 1: We lived in Hawaii for three years from seventy eight
Speaker 1: to eighty one. He took the ferry to Ford Island
Speaker 1: every day to work, and we would get to go
Speaker 1: with him occasionally. This is from that Pearl Harbor episode
Speaker 1: or a little history bit I did a little while ago.
Speaker 1: That inlet is so small. It really was ingenius on
Speaker 1: the part of the Japanese and ridiculously stupid on the
Speaker 1: US's part to load it up. Although Ford Island was repaired,
Speaker 1: they left ordnance in many outer walls, maybe as a
Speaker 1: reminder to never forget. It wasn't lost on us even
Speaker 1: though we were only elementary school, junior high aged. Great show.
Speaker 1: He says, I can say his name. His name is Michael,
Speaker 1: but he said, you can say my name, but you
Speaker 1: do me a bigger honor by saying my father's Edward Spriggs.
Speaker 1: That's his father's name. And then he goes on to say,
Speaker 1: because my commie hag, because the commie hag he married
Speaker 1: refused to honor his wishes and bury him next to
Speaker 1: our mother instead of having him cremated and split between
Speaker 1: eight to ten family members. I hope she suffers horribly
Speaker 1: until she gets hit by a bus. Of course, we
Speaker 1: three kids wish her all the best. That sounds like
Speaker 1: it sounds like you wish her all the best, But yes,
Speaker 1: honor and respect to mister Edward Spriggs. So there there's
Speaker 1: some fairly rough economic news out there if you look
Speaker 1: close enough, but there's always indicators that don't look great.
Speaker 1: But one of the stories, one of these stories over
Speaker 1: the past few years, is how the poorer people have
Speaker 1: gotten it the worst in everything. And that's not new.
Speaker 1: That's really the history of the world. The poorer you are,
Speaker 1: the harder things hit you in certain ways, certainly economic matters,
Speaker 1: and there's there's a story about store closures we're going
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Speaker 1: there's an article out in CBS about store closures, and
Speaker 1: this has been a report that's been out there for
Speaker 1: a couple of days now. There's a surge in store
Speaker 1: closures sixty nine percent and twenty twenty four which sounds bad.
Speaker 1: It sounds bad already, and it is. But and I
Speaker 1: don't even have a ton I want to say about it.
Speaker 1: It just it breaks my heart and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: You you look into which stores are closing, it's family, dollar,
Speaker 1: dollar tree, CVS. It's clothes that poor people need or
Speaker 1: stores that poor people use, poor people need. And this
Speaker 1: all brings me back to not just COVID, but so
Speaker 1: many of our horrible policies we pass in this country.
Speaker 1: So much of it falls onto the backs of poor
Speaker 1: people who are barely making ends meet anyway, family to
Speaker 1: all their closes. But maybe it doesn't affect you. Maybe
Speaker 1: you shot there all the time, maybe it doesn't affect you,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people rely on that stuff. And
Speaker 1: I hate watching what Washington, DC has done to this country,
Speaker 1: and I hate watching how they've assaulted businesses and these
Speaker 1: local politicians who of course turn loose all the dirtball criminals,
Speaker 1: and the dirtball criminals go loot cvs and they go
Speaker 1: clear everything they can out, and soon that neighborhood, that
Speaker 1: was really the only store in the neighborhood it's gone
Speaker 1: to And I just hate it. That's all. That was
Speaker 1: my own point. That's all I wanted to bring up.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It's the only thing I have
Speaker 1: to say about it. Also, Chris doesn't understand what words
Speaker 1: mean and how to use words. I needed something from Chris,
Speaker 1: and Chris said, okay, it'll be just a little bit. Now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: If someone tells you it'll be a little bit, What
Speaker 1: is the time range you think we're dealing with here?
Speaker 1: If someone told me a little bit, I would think
Speaker 1: five minutes. I mean that could be even fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I realized it's a fairly vague term. But if you
Speaker 1: told me it was twenty minutes, even thirty minutes, that
Speaker 1: could qualify as a little bit. Do you know what
Speaker 1: Chris meant by a little bit? Because as soon as
Speaker 1: he said a little bit, I said, well, how long
Speaker 1: is a little bit? Do you know what Chris said?
Speaker 1: One minute? One minute? That's not a little bit, Chris,
Speaker 1: that's one minute. You see if it's one minute, then
Speaker 1: you say one minute? What? What? What you said? You
Speaker 1: need a little bit? A little bit is not one minute, Chris.
Speaker 1: That's not how the English language works. That's not how No, Chris, No, no,
Speaker 1: that's not what words mean. A little bit can be
Speaker 1: five minutes, it can be ten. I would have given
Speaker 1: you twenty. A little bit is never, ever, ever, one minute. Chris,
Speaker 1: learn about words anyway. This guy in the voicemail, he
Speaker 1: knows about words.
Speaker 8: Jessie, I like your king picture. The only thing I
Speaker 8: like about it is you are a big man, so
Speaker 8: you need to get a bigger crown. The crown is
Speaker 8: too small for your head, not.
Speaker 1: Guy lady, and I agree with her. The crown is
Speaker 1: too small. It does a big guy huge hands. I
Speaker 1: need a huge crown. But don't worry, There'll be many
Speaker 1: other portraits. We've commissioned some artists to do it. What Chris, Listen,
Speaker 1: they did commission artists. I went on this website and
Speaker 1: you put your picture in there, and they tell you
Speaker 1: that they're gonna make you something, that they'll make you
Speaker 1: a king or a general or whatever. But then they
Speaker 1: give you the instructions when you're done, when you're done
Speaker 1: uploading what you want done, they're like, we've commissioned some
Speaker 1: of the finest artists that I knew in that exact
Speaker 1: moment that I was going to tell everyone that I
Speaker 1: commissioned some artists to do this for me. What, Chris what?
Speaker 1: That's a good point. This one's a prince why. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be arrogant, right, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: make it a king or something like that. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: the journalist with literally the biggest hands. It brings me
Speaker 1: so much joy that we have someone on our side
Speaker 1: the GOP establishment fears. It's awesome to hear them. Undoubtedly
Speaker 1: responding to your call to primary senators out who Americans
Speaker 1: are tired of being betrayed by, who treat their voters
Speaker 1: like we're stupid. I'll gladly donate money to anyone who
Speaker 1: runs against the naked ken dolls of the world, says,
Speaker 1: I can say his name, his name is Case. Well
Speaker 1: it's not just me. Thank you for the compliment, but
Speaker 1: it's you two. Don't think that you are powerless. We
Speaker 1: talk about this when it comes to local politics all
Speaker 1: the time. National politics can feel so overwhelming and you
Speaker 1: can feel so powerless. Like the new bill, the new
Speaker 1: cr they're going to pass no debt ceiling, they're just
Speaker 1: eliminating the debt ceiling adds a fortune of the debt
Speaker 1: doesn't cut a thing, it doesn't and you're sitting there,
Speaker 1: You're you're frustrated. You just got the one shot down yesterday.
Speaker 1: Now there's already a new bill and it sucks too.
Speaker 1: National politics can get so frustrating because we feel powerless,
Speaker 1: but we are not. When we speak up and speak out.
Speaker 1: That's why we got one shot down, we probably won't
Speaker 1: get the next one shot down. But that's why these
Speaker 1: senators are starting to be afraid of primary challengers. It's
Speaker 1: not only me, you talk about this too, It is
Speaker 1: all of us. And yes, that's a good point, Chris.
Speaker 1: They talk about it. It's not just something you brewed
Speaker 1: about with friends anymore. Oh, somebody is your primary? That guy.
Speaker 1: People are getting loud about that. We are realizing this
Speaker 1: myth of the silent majority is the dumbest idea ever.
Speaker 1: You should never be silent. You should be loud, You
Speaker 1: should be organized. We have to push for what we want.
Speaker 1: There is no quiet, polite way to get cowardly loser
Speaker 1: politicians to do the right thing. And so when you
Speaker 1: have people in the GOP who are screwing you over repeatedly,
Speaker 1: then they need to be threatened with their seats. That's
Speaker 1: what we must do. So when Joni Earns to Lindsey
Speaker 1: Graham are trying to torpedo Trump's cabinet picks, we need
Speaker 1: to threaten them with primaries. And they need to be afraid.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna do the right thing on their own.
Speaker 1: They have to be made to be afraid, and we
Speaker 1: all contribute to that. Well, we'll do a little bit
Speaker 1: more on some of this stuff in a moment. Before
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Speaker 1: the voicemail as long as you get right to the
Speaker 1: point eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.
Speaker 1: And we've had some complaints about the voicemail message. And
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what executi did I say, Chris?
Speaker 1: Can you play it? Can I hear it here? And
Speaker 1: what did I say? Is it? Is it rude? Was
Speaker 1: it rude? Chris said it was rude. I don't remember
Speaker 1: being rude on it. But listen, that's who I am.
Speaker 1: All Right, You're just gonna have to tough enough.
Speaker 8: I just heard the Trump invited g to his inauguration.
Speaker 8: How about if he gets all these world leaders to
Speaker 8: show up at his inauguration. I don't think a world
Speaker 8: leader has ever attended an American inauguration before. If you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine. New University of Colorado Boulder, well, the
Speaker 1: University of Colorado Boulder is it's not exactly a far
Speaker 1: right institution. I'll put it that way. I've been there before.
Speaker 1: Actually it's really fun, but I won't go into the
Speaker 1: details of that. But it's not exactly a far right
Speaker 1: wing institution. And they have a course, you see, a
Speaker 1: new course. It's exploring feminism through Disney characters and They're
Speaker 1: catching all kinds of crap about this, and I don't
Speaker 1: understand why Disney is the perfect route to understand feminist characters.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Ursula from The Little That's a feminist
Speaker 1: right there. Or Poomba from The Lion King definitely a feminist.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Poomba? Do it close up on Poomba.
Speaker 1: That's a feminist, that's what they look like. Or Quasimoto
Speaker 1: from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. That is a feminist.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I can think of a better
Speaker 1: group to study feminism than Disney characters. Oh, Chris, you
Speaker 1: have the voicemail? Play it. I want to hear how
Speaker 1: rude this is. I don't remember what I said. What
Speaker 1: is it? What's up? It's Jesse Kelly of the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. We did not answer the phone because we
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to you. But you are allowed
Speaker 1: to leave a voicemail here on the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: and it just might get played on the air. So
Speaker 1: get right to the point. Don't screw it up. I
Speaker 1: don't see the problem, Maestro Kelly. Since the illegal immigrants
Speaker 1: are not citizens and have broken laws to get here,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't have any rights guaranteed in the constitution. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the way it should be. For some reason, this
Speaker 1: suicidal country extends constitutional protections to people who don't belong here.
Speaker 1: Illegals do not belong here. They should not be protected
Speaker 1: by any American laws. They should be arrested and deported,
Speaker 1: all of them. Jesse, Oh, this is about shot show,
Speaker 1: he said, You're missing the obvious answer. You go to
Speaker 1: shot show and purchase one of those invisible cloak things.
Speaker 1: That way you can hide all the things you bought
Speaker 1: under the cloat. Anyway, he says. My question, what if
Speaker 1: any is inappropriate? Oh, it's asked doctor Jesse time early.
Speaker 1: I guess what if any is an appropriate tip to
Speaker 1: leave for cleaning people? Okay, I have something embarrassing to
Speaker 1: say about this tip for cleaning people. Now, A lot
Speaker 1: of your life is how you were raised, and my
Speaker 1: folks were. We never had a lot of money, of course,
Speaker 1: but they were always decent tippers. You're going to get
Speaker 1: a twenty percent tip. My father believed big time, and
Speaker 1: my mom and caring for other people as much as
Speaker 1: humanly possible, and so there were always decent tippers. But
Speaker 1: to my knowledge, I don't know that we ever left
Speaker 1: a tip for cleaning people in hotel rooms. It was
Speaker 1: not something I had ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 1: And the granted we weren't exactly staying at the Hilton
Speaker 1: and we stayed at Motel six or we would always
Speaker 1: push for Best Western because when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: that was the only place they would have a pool
Speaker 1: and we wanted place to swim because we didn't have
Speaker 1: a pool, right, But it was always something like that.
Speaker 1: But even still, that someone's cleaning the room, tipping the
Speaker 1: cleaning lady was just never something that was done. And
Speaker 1: I grew clear into adulthood and I never thought about it.
Speaker 1: I tried to be a very good tipper, especially anymore.
Speaker 1: I know people are hurting admire servers and things like that.
Speaker 1: You generally start out with twenty five percent with me.
Speaker 1: Now you can go down. I'll zero you out. If
Speaker 1: you're an idiot or just rude or something like that,
Speaker 1: I'll zero are you out. But you can go up.
Speaker 1: I'll give you better than that if you can what
Speaker 1: Chris what Chris said, What if you'd believe the do
Speaker 1: not disturb placard on I'll get to that in a moment.
Speaker 1: So I believe in tipping well. I like to tip well.
Speaker 1: When I found out that tipping cleaning people in the
Speaker 1: hotel room was the norm, I was mortified and I'm
Speaker 1: still mortified at how many times I have not done this,
Speaker 1: And to this day, I will forget to just leave
Speaker 1: something for the cleaning lady because I'm not used to
Speaker 1: leaving something for the cleaning lady. How much do I
Speaker 1: do it? I leave five bucks. If I have a
Speaker 1: five dollar bill, I leave five dollars. That's what I do.
Speaker 1: To answer your question, Chris, what if you leave the
Speaker 1: do not disturb sign on the whole time? I think
Speaker 1: that's definitely sounds like something you would do to avoid
Speaker 1: having to tip or anything like that. I think I
Speaker 1: think that absolves you of your daily tipping. But remember
Speaker 1: she's still going to have to come in there at
Speaker 1: the end, and she's still gonna have to clean up
Speaker 1: after your three or four days and whatever God forbidden
Speaker 1: flea flea filled hotel you have put your poor wife
Speaker 1: and child up in in order to save twenty five cents,
Speaker 1: that room is still going to have to be cleaned,
Speaker 1: even though you got one of the hourly rooms. Chris,
Speaker 1: it's still going to have to be cleaned, so at
Speaker 1: some point you're still gonna have to leave her a fiver. Buddy,
Speaker 1: I've got bad news. Speaking of cleaning ladies, the one
Speaker 1: we have here in this building has me in stitches,
Speaker 1: and I'm not sure what to do about it because
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I don't like scammers. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't like lazy people. At the same time, it's a
Speaker 1: real yin and yang of my personality. I respect the hustle.
Speaker 1: So we have this cleaning lady in our building. Chris
Speaker 1: and Corey are both gonna know exactly who I'm talking
Speaker 1: about when I bring her up. I have got This
Speaker 1: is not a one off. This has happened to me
Speaker 1: several times. I catch her when she thinks nobody is
Speaker 1: looking and she's not doing anything. She's just leaning against
Speaker 1: the wall, and then she will catch my eye. She
Speaker 1: always has a rag in her hand. She will catch
Speaker 1: my eye or feel like she's been caught, and she'll
Speaker 1: turn and just start rubbing whatever it is she's standing
Speaker 1: next to. It happened to me today. I walked out
Speaker 1: of the men's room and she happened to be Our
Speaker 1: men's room is in some little hall. It's kind of
Speaker 1: out of the way. I walk out and she was
Speaker 1: obviously just sitting in the corner of the building on
Speaker 1: her phone. But I walk out and she wasn't close
Speaker 1: to anything. There were no windows, there was no nothing.
Speaker 1: She has this rag in her hand. She turns immediately
Speaker 1: and starts rubbing the wall. She's just rubbing the wall,
Speaker 1: and I can't decide if I love her or if
Speaker 1: I'm deeply reseentful of her laziness. But she has a
Speaker 1: fantastic hustle going. Oh, speaking of hustle, passenger slammed for
Speaker 1: bringing gigantic emotional support dog onto the flight. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: a big believer in service dogs and service animals, especially
Speaker 1: ones that are trained to seizures. A lot of vets
Speaker 1: get a lot of help from these animals with PTSD
Speaker 1: and things like that, so I get that, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it's very clear that this is a scam people are
Speaker 1: taking advantage of. I saw an emotional support Rottweiler on
Speaker 1: a plane last month, and that person who had it
Speaker 1: bought one seat it was in. It was back in economy.
Speaker 1: There were three seats in the row, and the person,
Speaker 1: of course got the bulkhead seat. And the person got
Speaker 1: the aisle seat and the rotweiler laid on the feet
Speaker 1: of the two other passengers for the entirety of the flight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a no for me. All right, We'll
Speaker 1: do a few more emails and headlines I didn't get to,
Speaker 1: and then we're checking out of here until ask doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Before we do that, let's make sure we're
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Speaker 1: Why why would they need that? Where there are places,
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Speaker 2: We're feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Thursday, and then we're checking out of
Speaker 1: here just until tomorrow. Did you hear, Kathy Hokeel. Remember
Speaker 1: they lie about everything at all times, not accidentally. They're
Speaker 1: not misleading, they're lying. They have to because if you
Speaker 1: told the truth about what you're doing, they would never
Speaker 1: get power again. Kathy Hochel, you know these democrats love
Speaker 1: to talk about, well, crime's down, crime's down as they
Speaker 1: turn all the scumbags loose from jail. Yet no, it's not.
Speaker 9: I know you like to say that that overall crime
Speaker 9: is down twelve percent since the pandemic, but murders are
Speaker 9: up two hundred percent, felony assault is up fifty five percent,
Speaker 9: and burglary is up one hundred and forty percent.
Speaker 1: So are you saying that this is progress?
Speaker 4: Are you talking about statewide city.
Speaker 9: Or crime in the transit system?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, GOVNYS crime.
Speaker 3: In the Okay you run answer that that shit turns
Speaker 3: to the Kuida you want to answer that.
Speaker 1: Look, here's the headline. Smith College will offer a White
Speaker 1: Supremacy in the Age of Trump course in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: White supremacy is not a thing that exists in any
Speaker 1: organized fashion in this country anymore. If you are ever
Speaker 1: credibly labeled a white supremacist, your entire life is over.
Speaker 1: You will never work again, your children won't be able
Speaker 1: to go to school. You will end up having to
Speaker 1: move to a separate state, maybe even a separate country,
Speaker 1: and change your name. But why do so many of
Speaker 1: these crazy communists believe they are somehow fighting against a
Speaker 1: KKK in white supremacy? Because that world of make believe
Speaker 1: has been built for them by people who lie about
Speaker 1: everything and who need them to reside in that world. Dovoicemail,
Speaker 1: I hear you talking.
Speaker 8: A lot about food, and yes, you've got a lot
Speaker 8: of good taste.
Speaker 1: And I don't talk that much about food.
Speaker 8: I hear you talking a lot about food, and yes
Speaker 8: you've got a lot of good taste, and soon because
Speaker 8: you like the same things that I do. But what
Speaker 8: really bothers me is that you've never want in my
Speaker 8: three years of listening to your show, brought up grilled
Speaker 8: cheese and tomato soup. It used to live in Montana.
Speaker 8: This is simple acceptable, all.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm gonna tell you why. First, don't come at
Speaker 1: me about grilled cheese, My mom makes the best grilled
Speaker 1: cheese ever because she essentially deep fries the grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: It's not even just butter. You know, normal people would
Speaker 1: make grilled cheese with butter. Maybe you'd spread it on
Speaker 1: the bread, or maybe you'd drop a little butter in
Speaker 1: the pan. Oh not the kellies, you see. My mom
Speaker 1: will flat out just take oil and just dump oil
Speaker 1: in there and get that nice and pipe and hot chilt,
Speaker 1: have the grilled cheese in there. You know what. Ob
Speaker 1: makes an amazing grilled cheese too, But I know all
Speaker 1: about grilled cheese. I lived on grilled cheese when I
Speaker 1: was in the Marine Corps because the chow hal is
Speaker 1: kind of terrible and it's not always available for you.
Speaker 1: You want some ability to eat something, but you don't
Speaker 1: have any money. I got one of those George Foreman grills.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they still make those. Have
Speaker 1: you seen the George Foreman grills? That the George Foreman grill,
Speaker 1: it's just a grill sits on your countertop. It's got
Speaker 1: a top and a bottom to it, and you just
Speaker 1: put something in there and drop it down and sizzle it.
Speaker 1: But I went and got some craft cheese, American cheese singles,
Speaker 1: butter loaf of bread, and a George Forman grill. And
Speaker 1: he used to sell them to my fellow Marines for
Speaker 1: a buck. You could come by for a buck and
Speaker 1: I'll make you a grilled cheese. Always be hustling. I
Speaker 1: don't have to tell you, Chris, always be hustling, Always
Speaker 1: figure out a way to make a buck. So I
Speaker 1: used to. I know all about grilled cheese. The reason
Speaker 1: you haven't heard me say anything about grilled cheese and
Speaker 1: tomato soup is it sucks because tomato soup sucks. It's inferior.
Speaker 1: If you want to step your game up, you're gonna
Speaker 1: set aside the ridiculous dipping your grilled cheese and tomato soup,
Speaker 1: and you'll come around to dipping your grilled cheese in
Speaker 1: hot sauce. You don't need tomato soup. You need some
Speaker 1: Texas Peete, Chilula, maybe Cajun chef crystal. There's a million
Speaker 1: different hot sauces you can choose from. A grilled cheese
Speaker 1: sandwich reaches its pinnacle when it's dipped in hot sauce
Speaker 1: tomato soup. I mean it's okay, I've done it. I
Speaker 1: had one of the greatest grilled cheeses ever dipped in that.
Speaker 1: It was at the Texas State Fair and they serve
Speaker 1: a deep fried grilled cheese sandwich which has to be
Speaker 1: tried before death. And they have a little little cup
Speaker 1: of tomato soup there, So I've done it. I'll eat it.
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Speaker 1: by go you know, you know the thing headlines we
Speaker 1: didn't get to. MSNBC's Stephanie Rule says reaching Harris was
Speaker 1: like using the pony express. I really don't like these
Speaker 1: mainstream media people whining about not being able to act.
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris, you allowed that when you allowed Joe Biden
Speaker 1: to run for president without ever doing an interview. They
Speaker 1: told you what they wanted from you, and you gave
Speaker 1: it to them. Now I'm glad you get stiffed Biden.
Speaker 1: Harris administration green lights electric vehicle mandate for a dozen states.
Speaker 1: Trump is just gonna spend his entire first week in
Speaker 1: office eliminating these ridiculous executive orders. Alec Baldwin claims some
Speaker 1: in Hollywood canceled him after the Rust shooting, like being
Speaker 1: dead roaming the earth. Yeah, it's wild how much your
Speaker 1: friends will shun you once you murder somebody. Russia vows
Speaker 1: response to Ukraine strike with Western missiles. Let's just hope
Speaker 1: we can get this thing wrapped up. Gosh, we can't
Speaker 1: get Trump there fast enough. Wall Street stocks rebound despite
Speaker 1: government shut down threat. Wall Street wants everything to continue
Speaker 1: as it is because Wall Street is made to Washington, DC.
Speaker 1: Don't ever judge the goodness or badness of legislation based
Speaker 1: on whether or not Wall Street likes it. You know
Speaker 1: what Wall Street likes, vast quantities of your money, which
Speaker 1: is what they hoover up through the tunnel that is.
Speaker 1: Washington DC, Ohio School District to pay four hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars to a teacher fired for not using
Speaker 1: the trans students pronouns. A reminder that we need to
Speaker 1: be more litigious. Report Walmart is giving employees body cameras
Speaker 1: to increase safety. Can you even imagine the highlight videos
Speaker 1: we are going to get from Walmart body cameras. This
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