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so Kyle lives, and in the post credit scene, we

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Speaker 2: Are you take the out dude? Take the out distance

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distance right.

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Speaker 1: It's like somebody inventing that they were on Jeffrey Epstein's plane.

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Speaker 2: I was on it. Were you on it?

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Speaker 1: No? I was just kidding.

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Speaker 2: I was fucking around, But was I? But the stakes

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are way way lower?

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Speaker 1: Hi loan, Welcome to another brands Bag new episode a

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bad TV.

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Speaker 2: I'm Dylan, that is pat permission to come.

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Speaker 1: Oh granted, I had so much fun with this episode.

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Speaker 2: This episode was great.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Lots of twists and turns.

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Speaker 1: One of the most confusing things to brag about I

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think we've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something you bury in the deep dark regions

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of your.

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Speaker 1: Because you are going to be fired for it if

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you do brag about it.

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Speaker 2: Well, he may have not known that it's a technicality.

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She did she slip it in or did she not

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slip it in? Or was he just jokeing?

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Speaker 1: One of the most confusing things to brag about, Like

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it's unprofessional. Okay, it's like Houdini type stuff like like

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Speaker 2: Were surrounded by people. I mean, God, super confusing, super

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James bod stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, we're going to get into the whole thing.

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Join us a pictureon dot com Slash another podcast network,

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and pat has something to say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have something to say. All right, So we're

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thinking about jumping ship.

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Speaker 1: We're jumping ship on Miami.

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Speaker 2: Because I gotta be honest with you. Patreon is to

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make money, so we need to put things there that

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you guys are into. You've shown us by your response.

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I've done a call to action to ask. I said.

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All I wanted was thirty more patrons to jump in

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there to show me that you care that much about

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that franchise.

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Speaker 1: And I said don't and.

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Speaker 2: They listened to Dylan, You're not there. Therefore, this week

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we're gonna come up with something. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do Traders and Rock of Love,

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Rock of Love, Traders and Rock.

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Speaker 2: We haven't done season two of.

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Speaker 1: Rock of Love right now, we have not Wow.

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Speaker 2: You know, I know a girl from Rock of Love

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and I'll share some great stories.

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Speaker 1: Let's have her on Oh I bet she'd come up.

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So traders vh one stuff coming to Patreon soon. I

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wanted to get to some iTunes ratings and reviews. Oh really,

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we've had some good ones.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think good thing Ruby's not here. I think

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we had a listener that had to let her have it.

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handle us reading a negative review about her?

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a bit of a rookie in this game. And the

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first couple of hits you take or are they bruise

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don't bruise me. This is from Tracy MSP who left.

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I think she wrote like three hundred words, and it's

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a very very confusing one.

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Speaker 2: This is a long one.

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Speaker 1: It's a long one, a.

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Speaker 2: Lot of like what's the header? Like?

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Speaker 1: Uh, usually those pat's start your own podcast?

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Speaker 2: It does it start that one?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I love you, okay, But then they go on

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to say that I don't paraphrase read it, we got time. No, No,

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Speaker 1: Just that you're funny, smart, funny, introspective, relatable, capable of

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laughing at himself, all the things Dylan is incapable of.

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Oh wow, there we go. Okay, now, the the review

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kind of spirals into this madness right and and accuses

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me of not life, not liking your wife or your

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children because they're black.

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know if I can have you at this house anymore.

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really confusing because she's in the review. She said that

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the reason that I hate your wife, well it's because

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she's black, but also because of my failed music career.

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Speaker 2: Wow, little boy, maybe she you know sometimes they mix

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up podcasts. Yeah, this could be Dylan from another podcast

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and she's mixing it up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I don't think the cocktails quite right.

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Speaker 2: Read that one about Ruby because that one.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not gonna read this one. But this

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is a great one. Four stars from Old Miss five. Now.

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means you're mediocre, because you're in the middle.

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Speaker 1: So this is from uh ole miss five love you guys,

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and I would have left five stars. But pat prefers

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scones over croissants. Scones. Dude, Well, now now I understand

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that this is this is a medium, is a good

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way to leave a rib and uh and it worked, but.

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look here? Fuck fucking put a fucking five there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have to say that you have to

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do that. And I will also agree with you that

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anyone who prefers a scone over a scone, as Luendelsteps

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would say, over a croissant, is I mean truly insane.

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Speaker 2: Well, you guys haven't been in Holly's Bakery. Then that's

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where I buy my scones and they are delicious.

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Speaker 1: Do they have croissants there? Yes, you don't get it.

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Speaker 2: I think they buy them from another vendor they make

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the scones there.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yes, Well, I mean it's a case by

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case thing. So let's here you go, traders h one

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coming to patroon dot com. We have to get into

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the show right now, thoughts, spots.

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Speaker 2: Go Okay, So there was a little story arc here

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that took place in the episode that I think because

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we were wondering if Stilly's penis didn't f slip into

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Helen's vag it was overshadowed by and that was Ole Sole.

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She got her comeupance. I truly enjoy someone who plays

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with other people's emotions getting what they gave up. Your thoughts,

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your pots, Okay, Jess is still extremely immature and all

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over the goddamn place. Barbes, you should have said no

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to that goddamn date. I know it's fun to cuddle

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with people. I love to cuddle too.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't love a cuddle? Well, most men actually don't

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love a cuddle.

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to it. Justice too emotionally immature to provide you what

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to be you. I told you that to your face,

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and I still mean that. That being said, you're quite

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the tattletale framing that this information must be given to

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Captain Carrey.

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Speaker 1: I agree with him, and me and Fraser are in

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a cold war. He is my enemy, but I agree

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with Fraser. He's fucking walking around the book telling everybody

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that he fucked a tartter. Guys, he slipped it in

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while while there were numerous people. You have to say that,

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and I, Captain, I got to tell you something. I

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under Hugo Boss. This is not your department, Fraser. Yeah,

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he loves getting people fired.

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many pots?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying to think if there was anything else

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that I loved. Boy, Richard's having a tough night. Oh yeah, Helen,

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he said he did, and then he said he didn't,

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He's getting interviewed by a producers. He's saying, call hell,

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and did he call you?

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Speaker 2: And now I'm seeing him saying that he he may

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have done it. Yeah, it's just poor Richard.

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Speaker 1: It's just completely impractical.

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Speaker 2: Ninety pots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was a ninety pot Episode two.

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The car stuff was so much fun. I mean, we've

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completely forgotten in the entire like wal to Wall drama,

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we had a lovely young woman just serendipitously, I mean

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two puzzle pieces coming together. I mean it took seven.

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she's from Massachusetts. She's a masshole here. This is not

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a stereotype girls from New Jersey and Massachusetts. I don't

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know what's in the water. They don't put out, they

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Speaker 2: They don't put out, they don't do it. I could.

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entanglement with this sea rat has been immortalized.

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Speaker 1: I fucking bagged a Scottish guy in the ground, soaked

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Speaker 2: And I love that. But dyl, there are always unfortunate, uh,

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unintended consequences. You know what that sounds. It's somebody falling, well,

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someone broke their neck intentionally. That was her dad because

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he happened to watch Below Deck. Yeah, and then he

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went to work the next day and someone said, Earl,

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Speaker 2: Wow, she's great on camera or worse.

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Speaker 1: He's like, uh no, I haven't seen it, and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: You know. I've been watching Chief ub Wah you know,

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yeah with Jason Mamma, Yeah, did you watch it? I

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haven't watched it? What was He did a series similar

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Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was called, Uh yeah, something

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like Hunter Yeah, something black and white.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. He's like, you like Chief of War.

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Speaker 1: But did you know that the ancient Hawaiians when they

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pass their their the daughter off to the king can

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come aa maa. In this instance, they consummate their marriage

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in front of everybody. Oh really, They go into a

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tent and they bang in front of the entire village,

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including including the dad.

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Speaker 1: The Dad's not in the tent, he's outside. Can you

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imagine little Ellie consummating her marriage and you're watching. I mean,

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my god, well.

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Speaker 2: You hear this, that would be me jumping off a

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cliff because they don't.

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Momo going to take his comic turn in cinema?

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Speaker 1: Oh he did in the Minecraft movie.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I watched about twenty minutes of that.

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of shit. There was one funny part where the teacher

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was laughing so hard. I was like, I'm so hopeful

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for this movie, and then it was just so bad

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that he gets in front of the class and he's like,

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I'm financially just completely in ruin right now, and he's

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just talking to the kids about it. I think I

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remember how he's yeah, yeah, okay, so great episode ninety pots.

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The everstorm of chaos and love that is Sir Caduceile

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has ravage Jess and her heart. She cannot play this game.

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Speaker 2: It is claiming her tears, and she's engaging in something

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that's very rare in the Sea Route world. And that's

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it's something called a little self reflect a little looking

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in the mirror. Every once in a while, we should

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all take a look in the mirror.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because retrospection for a sea rat, essentially is I mean,

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they do look in a mirror, but it's it's a

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mirror that they've punched, and it's it's fractured, and it's

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really tough to glean anything one way or the other.

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Speaker 2: And that's probably why they always say to that mirror,

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I'm fucking awesome, right right.

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Speaker 1: Right, fuck you, what do you know? But we really

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kick off with a story, a story of starters and

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mains and desserts.

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Speaker 2: Right. I love how it kicks off with Helen and

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her buddy Michelle. They thank Captain Carrey for tricking that

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tri State trash into where quite the ropeo dope, and

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and I think they point out that, Hey, because you

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did that, you helped make this vacation awesome. Helen, you

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invited that person on this shop. Okay, I just want

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to remind you of that. By the way, we were

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a little peak behind the camera. We were trying to

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get them as a three on the podcast, and I

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don't know, for whatever reason, Helen and Michelle, who are

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still on the boat, didn't want to do the podcast.

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Speaker 1: With Kelly, and I was like, I don't want to

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do the podcast with anybody but Kelly. So if we

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don't have Kelly, we got lots.

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Speaker 2: And then everybody. Well, to be fair to us, they

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ghosted us, but it was probably because they listened to

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our RecA. Yeah, a lot of people don't like to

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be called tri state trash.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point. That's a really good point, and

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I would blame him at all. Right, So listen, this

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dinner is a tale of two men, one a year

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less experienced, the other forged by his own mistakes. You know,

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both actually had their wives claimed by their uncle. Because

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I'm talking about the same man. Ah right, it's Anthony.

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But first course is a mushroom valuta, and we move

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into a deconstructed caprasi, which you know, if you take

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the easiest salad on planet Earth and make it easier,

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that's what Anthony did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, deconstructed is quite

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the cop out in the culinary arts, is it not?

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Speaker 1: Because it can be an can't be. Well, one could

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argue that ad that a kuprazy salad is already deconconstructed.

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Speaker 2: So dumping it out of a bowl onto a wooden

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board is that some horseshit?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, yeah, the next course.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to say, here's my version of deconstructed.

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What I have here is white bread. There's a little bloone.

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You do the pronunciation a little artfully.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you call it mortdelare.

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Speaker 2: Oh there you go? And uh and I say, that's

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that's a deconstructed Boloney sandwich before your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean there there are restaurants in New

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York City wherein you know, it wouldn't blow me away

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if there was a twenty seven dollars deconstructed Boloney sandwich

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on a table. And I bet you was probably pretty

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fucking good too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, carry your meat and house and you know, bacon,

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nce milk, bread, toast it up, have some kind of sauce,

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a mustard.

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Speaker 2: We're just looking for things to do. Oh yeah, there's

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a coffee shop on Ventura Boulevard. I see a line

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out the door every day.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I want to talk about this on APS.

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Macha is having a moment right now, is it?

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Speaker 2: It's Macha's moment?

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Speaker 1: It is one hundred percent Macha's moment. Right now, they're

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putting Tiara Massou and freaking cake and Macha. People are

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lining up around the block for Macha. I mean, it's nuts.

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Speaker 2: When do we just as a culture just have a

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big vat and we just throw fucking pigs in it, cake,

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fucking nachos. We grind it all up and go, this.

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Speaker 1: Is everything, and we eat it.

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Speaker 2: No, we drink it out of a fucking all right.

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Speaker 1: It was too bizarre hypothetical to even entertained. So next

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up Akish with comte and lemons. As you could say

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that those zest danced on top of the plate, you

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could also say that it fell onto the plate the

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way that a drunk does too, you know, yeah, yeah,

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I mean it was just really, really sloppy.

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of something they'd serve it Ie Hop formed scrambled eggs.

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Is that not what Keisha?

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Speaker 1: No, that's not what Keisha is. No, Pat, why don't

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you I'll back this is sit back. Okay. We take

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a little bit of a break and Jennifer says that

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she's gonna make carry a Sunday sauce and meet boys

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and veil and fucking olive oil and fucking shit and

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the guy says, hey, my own, it's it's gravy, you know,

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and they they fight.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't wait till they got off the fucking boat.

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I'm sorry they Helen and her crew. They ended up

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being really nice people. Good luck in that bedroom with

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richer tonight. Unless you guys are into that sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: But that, hey, pat fucking they're into that.

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Speaker 2: They're into it. Oh yeah, yeah, Because I was like,

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is this a warning for guys not to fall asleep

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on the beach. Even if your wife is surrounded by

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twelve other people, they can still find a way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they're into it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I can't handle these accents anymore. I've about had it.

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Speaker 1: Next chorus is the Chilean sea bass and mango salsa

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is paired with the fish, and a risotto has slopped

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on the rim of the plate kind of the way

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like I you know, you know how a field medic

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like rushes to an emergency and just sets its stuff down.

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rim of this.

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Speaker 2: Generally it was fouls generally thrown down half azzard that

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you got to attend to a person bleeding.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and they might not make it, so who

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has time to structure things? Aged rabbi with potato milfoy

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and a roasted carrot is up next, and we end

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the meal with a chocolate coconut and ash and a

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dish called love passionate champagne, also known as a fruit

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and cheese plate.

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Speaker 2: This was.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely disgusting, wall to wall failed. No, I'm kidding, I

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thought Anthony. He's been eventued. The boy whose uncle stole

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his wife, the boy who was was brought up and

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forged in the fires of painful dyslexia, has now found

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himself and has described badass chef himself on the port. Yes,

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yes he is.

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Speaker 2: He can look in the mirror now and say, I'm

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a badass chef. And all those people told me I

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was a loser or wrong, wrong, And that's when Captain Carrey,

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I believe, walks in the gallon. He says, Anthony, your

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dad he's looking down on you, right yeah, and coincidentally

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your uncle is going down on your ex wife. Ouch.

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That's gotta hurt.

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Speaker 1: I want to apologize to everybody for uh just the

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continued onslaught it's not even funny.

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Speaker 2: Dyl I can't not finish out the season with reminding

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everybody that his uncle slept with his wee.

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Speaker 1: I know, And you have to ask yourself why it's compulsion.

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Is there any more understanding that needs to be had.

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Speaker 2: Maybe some people are tuning in that are news do

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this show and they need to know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. No, it's a good point,

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and we will not stop. We can't stop. No, no,

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no quote Miley Cyrus. Okay, so all joking aside, I

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thought he did great eighty pot dinner. You know, you

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really have to hair down a tasting menu when you're

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serving pepperoni people, and when you have three burners that

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are not working. So yeah, yeah, all right. So Helen

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has a gift for Captain Carrey. It's a very confusing garment.

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It is I need. It's just it's like I didn't

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even know they freged, you know, when we were talking

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about how human beings are just freaking bored. Take the

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panties and cut the part that goes around the bottom

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and there's like a belt. Yeah yeah, so yes, Anthony's

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Anthony does say that he wishes his father was there,

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and in my notes. I was going to throw to

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you because I knew that you were going to say

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something horrific.

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Speaker 2: Right, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The pajama party has been hatched celensas something very English

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as a second language. This looks like backstage at a KFC.

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Speaker 2: Now this is called a slaughterhouse, I believe.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure for sure. But if you think about

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the saying back stage at a KFC, it's so funny

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to me that saying hmm, that coupling of words backstage

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implies a hurried miss, right, a kind of scattered chaos

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to prepare for a performance. Right and uh KFCs uh

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are there's just oil and dead chicken all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to help, she was referring to the

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back room of KFC. Yeah, but you know I don't

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speak French or right now for her. All right, So

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I was triggered by this pillow fight. They have to

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think these things.

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Speaker 1: Through, I am. When I was watching this, I was like,

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I'm so blown away that this was even onward. Why

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is it on the on the tape?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't think I've told this story on

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this show. This New Year's Eve, we had another couple

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over with their daughter for New Year's Eve and we

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were doing the East Coast time. We live in La

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so at nine o'clock.

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Speaker 1: I love the East Coast ball drop.

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Speaker 2: The ball drops, and this husband and wife announced they

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have these confetti throwers to ignite the celebration. I didn't

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think much of it. We have the two kids do it,

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Elliott and this daughter of theirs. And instantly when I say,

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twenty thousand little stripes of whatever that paper is explode

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into our living room, go everywhere. Three months after that,

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I found a piece of confetti under my balls, and

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I am very hygienic. It goes everywhere, and you will.

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My wife was pissed. We've never talked to those people again.

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Speaker 1: It was an above ever spoke.

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Speaker 2: My wife refuses. She is thank god she was able

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to hold on to not losing her mind.

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Speaker 1: That night, my wife was do they go to the

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same school?

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Speaker 2: Now? It's possible that we never see them again. I

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like the husband a lot, but I told her I

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get her sentiment. She thought they did it on purpose

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because they said, well, I guess your housekeeper is gonna

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have a busy day tomorrow. There's something off like that.

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And I just got under my wife's skin.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, mm hmm yep. Don't fuck with Shui, don't

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fuck with Shoan, fuck with Si, don't fuck with her.

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So Rainbow has an overture. I don't know if that's

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the she is, the saying that she goes back to

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a couple times this episode. We work till we die,

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calm down, Selaine says, not me, and then vacuums feathers

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out of her teds So we head down for bed.

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Barbara cools Stilly off a little bit. The next morning,

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he says, I want nothing to do with her, and

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Babs is like, she's a fucking seer rat. Kyle take it.

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I mean you're a serio. Yeah, what are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: It's it's it's what are.

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Speaker 1: These bruises of loyalty? I mean, it's it's amazing.

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Speaker 2: How much she's been hurt. It's it's amazing that she's

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able to step outside the box and realized just how

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meaningless all of this is.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean there were successful novelists

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that thought that everything was meaningless. I mean, imagine you're

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just talking about banging somebody on a boat.

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Speaker 2: Someone should ad Is it the Beatle.

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Speaker 1: Kofka metamorphosis. Yeah, beatle. So we head into the dock

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while Michelle and Helen do a TikTok and Jess is

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realizing that she thinks Barbara is a better person, a

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better kisser, and all that jazz and more on that

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at five. But first we have to get to the

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tip meeting. Feels like we haven't had one of these

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in a while.

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00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:47,559
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was thinking, oh my goll right,

468
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:51,200
so sorry, sorry, So let's get to the jests and

469
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,559
Rainbow discussing barbs. Jess is starting to realize that she

470
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,799
may have let the right one get away and she

471
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,920
may ask her on a date. And I have some

472
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:04,440
advice for Jess. Feel free to take a week off

473
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,680
from your love life.

474
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,279
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking too, Like we're on this

475
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,359
treadmill pretty aggressively, and it's like at the sad a

476
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,680
little celibacy for a week.

477
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 2: Well, because Jess is so emotionally immature, this is all

478
00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:19,000
about her feeling better about herself.

479
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: We'll get to Barbara beware.

480
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, tim meeting. Okay, can I break down

481
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:26,559
the game film?

482
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,519
Speaker 1: You know, I want to say really quickly, I want

483
00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:31,400
to talk about it an aps. But my car got

484
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,680
hit last night by a food truck pretty significantly while

485
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,960
you were in it. No, how do you know, oh

486
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,279
cameras Nope. I was at a restaurant. Oh okay, came out.

487
00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:46,799
The valet goes, you have a silver Prius.

488
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 2: I go, uh, oh you know that parking lot oesy

489
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,119
the money it happened there.

490
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we'll figure it out. But I'm immediately

491
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,160
as the guy says, do you have a specific kind

492
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,519
of car? I was like, what is going on here?

493
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,640
The way that Carrie opens up this conversation, You're just like, oh,

494
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,000
there's no way, Oh there is no there is bad

495
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:15,799
news coming.

496
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't hide the whatever. Like

497
00:25:20,279 --> 00:25:22,200
the second you walk into a room with him, you

498
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,440
know what's going to take place.

499
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, It's like I thought we did great. I

500
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,319
thought you go as were amazing. I rip it up,

501
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,880
that fucking crazy bitch. I thought it was a really

502
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,359
good time.

503
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 2: But a bunch of cheap has god damn cheap twenty

504
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,039
So I'm rounding up to be generous seventeen hundred. A

505
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,279
sea rat. The sea rats, when they're the camera pans

506
00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:47,359
around them, they look despondent, Oh, it's like someone told

507
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,160
them that their dad was going to abandon them.

508
00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: Crestfallen, I would say, But we get to Damo whose

509
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,440
Damo is very preoccupied. I understand that phrase. You know,

510
00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:59,559
you take umbradge with Frase and I do too, just

511
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,559
not over the specific thing. Me and Frasier and a

512
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:06,119
cold warrior is my enemy. But Damo is the one

513
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,359
that really spearheads the charge over the Helen and Kyle thing. Now,

514
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,279
Kyle is the one that.

515
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: You know signed his When someone is drunk and starts

516
00:26:18,279 --> 00:26:21,680
announcing that they did kill that runaway fourteen years ago.

517
00:26:21,599 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: And you have to call the cops.

518
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 2: You just have to. They may be drunk and they're

519
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,839
just being braggadocious for whatever reason about something imagining.

520
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: A cop comes up, he goes, what are you doing?

521
00:26:31,559 --> 00:26:32,680
Why are you bothering us with this?

522
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 2: Uh?

523
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Uh thought I could help you guys

524
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,640
out with a cold case. Oh my bad. And then

525
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,880
you know the cop would be like, you know what,

526
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,039
You're right, I'm sorry.

527
00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: I want to hear a crazy story. Yeah, So I

528
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:49,079
dated a girl twenty years ago. We dated a long time.

529
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:54,440
She has two brothers. She told me that her oldest

530
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,160
brother killed her father and that the rest of the

531
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,440
family never because he was kind of mentally ill. They

532
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,559
didn't report it. And he shot him in the head

533
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,240
in Silver Lake. And I don't know what year it was.

534
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,200
I won't say it. I actually know it because I

535
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,200
watch you guys like sleuthing out. I after we stopped just.

536
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: Go like this, go like this. I think it was

537
00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:19,599
like okay.

538
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,559
Speaker 2: So I was like, after we stopped talking, I was like,

539
00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:25,759
I'm gonna start doing a little googling to see if

540
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:28,480
this really took place and had I found the actual

541
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:30,839
like unsolved mystery of this because she told me where

542
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:33,960
it took place, and her mother and the other brother,

543
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,119
and it always terrified me, like that he got away.

544
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 1: We got away with it.

545
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:39,039
Speaker 2: Yeah.

546
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,079
Speaker 1: It's like Clive Owen in that movie which one, oh,

547
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,319
the one where he's the bank cropper, but he sits

548
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,200
in the Inside Man.

549
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: Oh, Inside Man.

550
00:27:49,559 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: That's a movie. That's a movie.

551
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,559
Speaker 2: I think there's two movies called inside Man. One is

552
00:27:54,599 --> 00:28:01,799
about like Cameron Crow whatever, the Gladiator guy, and it

553
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,759
was about like uh Russell cru big pharma like with

554
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:09,119
cigarettes or whatever. Huh, and al Pacino is in it.

555
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,279
I think it's called inside Man.

556
00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well yeah, there's like five movies called Ocuabarine

557
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,480
I think. All right, so it's Kyle's birthday, listen, and

558
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,960
he's gonna do whatever he wants to do. That includes

559
00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:22,039
letting a little too much steam out of the kennelough

560
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:22,440
you know.

561
00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fun when you know a secret. But

562
00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:33,039
I always say, when you have a secret, you have

563
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,240
to kill everyone. It gets capped if two people know

564
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,359
the secret and one of them is dead. Yeah, Helen's alive,

565
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:39,960
You're alive.

566
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so secret's not gonna get kept, especially if you

567
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,160
pull a fucking Robert Durst.

568
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 2: Of course, of course I did it.

569
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, Kyle pulled a Durst. The difference between

570
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,039
him and Durst is that Durst actually did shop all

571
00:28:57,079 --> 00:29:00,839
those people up and throw them in bags. So yeah,

572
00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:04,160
didn't he have like a pretty good excuse for why

573
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:04,599
he did it?

574
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,359
Speaker 2: Which murder are you talking about one where he chopped

575
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,799
the guy up? Okay, so that was a neighbor and

576
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,359
he said it was self defense. Yeah, I don't think

577
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,160
you chopping his body up and then hiding it is well,

578
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,759
I mean, just call the cops and say this guy

579
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:18,440
tried to kill me.

580
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:21,039
Speaker 1: That's another thing that I think the cops would understand.

581
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:22,640
They're like, why did you chop his body up and

582
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,119
throw I'd listen, the guy came after me. I just

583
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,720
didn't want to deal with it. Okay, we get it.

584
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: That's an amazing documentary.

585
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:35,079
Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing. The jinks. They tried to catch lightning in

586
00:29:35,119 --> 00:29:38,640
a bottle twice? Is that what you say? You try

587
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,400
to catch lightning in a bottle twice? Can't the bottle up?

588
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,759
That's what they say. So too many beans out of

589
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:46,279
the can saying like a canary said he banged hell

590
00:29:46,359 --> 00:29:50,720
n without a rubber in the water. Yeah.

591
00:29:51,359 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: When he gets to that young masshole, yeah, oh I

592
00:29:56,599 --> 00:30:00,680
banged her. Yeah anyway, and h yeah, I didn't wear

593
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,519
a rub I might have been bred a complete stranger.

594
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,319
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's talking

595
00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:10,559
about banging Helen without a rubbery, right and in the

596
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,960
water says she refused or he refused, but she wanted

597
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,880
to fuck. That's what he says in the caps. But

598
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,119
we hit the table and Kyle immediately gets up and

599
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,799
finds one of the most serendipitous and willing partners. I

600
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,960
think we've ever seen on reality telling. Yeah, okay, he

601
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,319
and Martini from Boston go on a little walk about.

602
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:31,680
They hit the beach and then they had a urinal

603
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:34,759
and then they bang on a floor soaked in the

604
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,119
Simon bacteria underneath everyone's feet. But they also bang in

605
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:44,880
particulates of shit and piss, and not even particulates. I

606
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,559
mean some of it was just puddled.

607
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 2: I must say, if you don't mind backing up here,

608
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,759
because I just want to capture all of this. Kyle's

609
00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:59,759
knows I love a drunk, and I love a drunk

610
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:03,319
with courage, drunken courage. Yeah, because sometimes you can pull

611
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:06,200
it off. Also worth noting his nose gets redder the

612
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:09,559
more he drinks. Well he's Scottish, right, Yeah, but it's

613
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:12,720
like it's a good metric to know how many he's had.

614
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Scots are like God came down and pinched

615
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,200
their nose and was like you stop being alcoholics, and

616
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:21,519
then they didn't listen and then all the alcohol flows

617
00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:22,680
right right to their dose.

618
00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: All right, So he starts, uh, let's see here. Oh,

619
00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:30,279
I was gonna say he pulled this off with this

620
00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:34,039
masshole in under seven minutes. Yeah, he's already smacking.

621
00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:39,799
Speaker 1: Ordered a steak, got up, hit on her, went to

622
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,359
the beach, bangor and a urinal sat back down ate

623
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,359
the steak. I mean, it's a pretty impressive sequence of

624
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,559
events very quick.

625
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: I've had a captured in a bottle. It's a beautiful thing,

626
00:31:53,559 --> 00:31:56,319
you know. When I own that goddamn tour company, that's

627
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,920
people were traveling, and every once in a while, I think,

628
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,440
as I was having relations with a person from out

629
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,920
of town, I often wonder if there was.

630
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,519
Speaker 1: A venereal deduce.

631
00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 2: I protect myself, dude. I come from the generation where

632
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,799
Aids you thought, if you looked at a girl too long,

633
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,720
you die of ades.

634
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:18,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it aids as scary.

635
00:32:18,319 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: Well, I want to say, I used to always wonder

636
00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:22,440
like the girls, especially it was like girl trip. I'd

637
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,720
be like, is she engaged some lawyer or something?

638
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Then you're like, I don't care.

639
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:32,039
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking which tease for another podcast show. My wife

640
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,200
is going on her first girls trip to Las Vegas

641
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,359
to see the Backstreet Boys. I'm sure everything will be fine.

642
00:32:41,599 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: I think so too. Now listen the two of them

643
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,400
get back to a rousing applause from the bar. She's

644
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,440
a very fun girl. Kyle sits down and tells Selaine

645
00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:54,279
that Martine was better than her.

646
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 2: Kyle, come on, well, at least that dad has something

647
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:01,799
to be proud of.

648
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: Kyle, that is not you. Okay, you don't need to

649
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,240
go doing that, Kyle. My goodness, great.

650
00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: Did you see how we ate that meat? Thrown it

651
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,559
in his face too? I have to say this is disgusting. Yeah,

652
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,440
but at least if you're a sea rat or in

653
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:16,599
this mindset, right then you're at the top of the world.

654
00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:20,119
Oh yeah, closed, you close some ass, dear, that's one

655
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,000
of the Now you're gonna sit down, you're gonna watch

656
00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:25,839
Sports Center, and you're gonna eat some beet and enjoy yourself.

657
00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, Kyle is on sea rat cloud

658
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,720
nine right now. So we hit the boat and Solan

659
00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:36,559
and Kyle have a little chat in the chacuzzie. Because

660
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:38,920
you said I was worse than the bathroom floor lady,

661
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:40,920
he said, yeah, I never said I was a good person.

662
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:46,160
That's an amazing alibi for offending somebody. You know, you

663
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,240
really didn't need to say that thing about the the

664
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:55,839
Jews never said I was not anti I mean what Jesus,

665
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,519
let's be clear about that, all right, so Babs and Jess,

666
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:00,319
where are we? Sorry?

667
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, oh oh, this was ridiculous Jess. Meanwhile,

668
00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:10,519
Jess uh chats with Barbs and ask if she can

669
00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:12,840
go on a date with her. Yeah, and I was like,

670
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,360
please say fucking no.

671
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh she says yeah. But unfortunately we get a little

672
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:24,679
bit more confessional from Kyle where or confessions from Kyle wherein.

673
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 2: He yeah, he chats with Damo and about his fight

674
00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:34,320
with Ola oh man, And then there's that little piece

675
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,679
of business about him possibly impregnating that complete stranger who

676
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:38,840
we also raw dogged.

677
00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:44,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, people gotta be careful of what is going

678
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,280
on with you. That is crazy.

679
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,079
Speaker 2: I had have assect me when I was twenty four.

680
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:49,719
I still wore a condo.

681
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so nuts. I mean think about it, like

682
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,960
if you two are the type of people that will

683
00:34:56,119 --> 00:34:58,599
just meet one another and then have sex with one

684
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,000
another on the floor of.

685
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:05,559
Speaker 2: A bathroom doggystun And then we didn't even say that.

686
00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:09,880
Jess took a picture of that. Yeah, ah, don't do that.

687
00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: Don't do that.

688
00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:12,559
Speaker 2: Don't do that.

689
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,119
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Not cool.

690
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,519
Speaker 2: You know what, Hey Martini, if you're listening, can we

691
00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:19,559
have you on next morning.

692
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,199
Speaker 1: Next morning, just tells Selene that she asked Barbara on

693
00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:23,639
a date. What was that move?

694
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what that is is Jess is closer

695
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:31,679
than Ole Sole than I thought. Yep, she's doing this.

696
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,480
They're an emotional like the trenches Cold War, Cold War?

697
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,679
How can I hurt you?

698
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,639
Speaker 1: Oh? No, Jess is And we'll get to this in

699
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,960
the date. Jess is still very focused on Celenne.

700
00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:45,639
Speaker 2: Yes, she wants to get her back.

701
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: Yes, And I feel so bad for Babs. I hope

702
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,000
it's not true. All right, so Celene pushed her away,

703
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:55,480
and it does sound like Selene has some reflection, But

704
00:35:55,559 --> 00:35:58,800
I think it's fraudulent and more about the whole sex

705
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,400
addict thing. I think it's too power players getting frustrated

706
00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:05,960
and flustered by not having control over the other.

707
00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:08,599
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Ola, you had a great time, but

708
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,559
you played your hand. You made out with everybody, and

709
00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:14,000
now you're kind of just You're kind of just a

710
00:36:14,119 --> 00:36:14,760
joke on the boat.

711
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: You're kind of just drawing eyes in college ruled notebooks.

712
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,840
But Damo and the gang are wondering what the fuck

713
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,760
to do with Stilly. He seems like someone on the

714
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,480
brink and I take issue with Demo saying that a

715
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,760
fellow Sea Rat is on the brink. Hey, buddy, you

716
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,000
are all are brink?

717
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,679
Speaker 2: How dare you? And by the way, we get a

718
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,320
little Sea Rat history where Damo gets into this thing

719
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,920
that he had a friend, had a friend just just

720
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:42,719
like Stilly, and this is a someone someone like is

721
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,880
it Ben? He's calling out, is it Ben? No? Stilly

722
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:50,679
is a fucking drunk sex addict Sea rat. Yeah, having

723
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,800
the time of his life.

724
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: He's on seat cloud nine.

725
00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:54,599
Speaker 2: I like Kyle a lot.

726
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: So the Sea Rats are all wondering what the hell

727
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,880
could possibly be going on the mystery of the slip in.

728
00:37:01,039 --> 00:37:04,719
But we get to the preferen Shepe meeting. It's kind

729
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,239
of a bore, yeah, but the only thing of note

730
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,719
is that one of the dinners is going to be

731
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,039
chef's choice. And as we've said in the past, that

732
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:14,320
is very dangerous because you could have tears on a plate,

733
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:15,519
you know.

734
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,079
Speaker 2: If it's themed, and what would the theme be, pain,

735
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:22,239
deep deep pain?

736
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, there would be there would be tears on

737
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,000
a plate, and then there would be a note card

738
00:37:33,559 --> 00:37:40,440
with the word bed spelled deb and then there'll probably

739
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,400
be like a ratituey.

740
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,079
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but to finish that course, I'd be like, ah,

741
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,880
can I have some chopsticks? I've never tried to eat

742
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,840
a tear drop before?

743
00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:52,119
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And then when the note card you'd be like,

744
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,599
are you just like sick? And you'd be like, in fact,

745
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:58,440
I am all right, sorry, sorry sorry?

746
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 2: Uh So they want a three course dinner and a

747
00:38:01,639 --> 00:38:04,280
ten ten year anniversary jump off the boat in the

748
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:04,719
wedding dress.

749
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: That's all stood.

750
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:08,119
Speaker 2: Yes, these people strike me as they are going to be.

751
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: Very boring. I think they're going to be amazing. They're

752
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:15,679
they're not gonna tip them.

753
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: Okay, so oh yes that teaser.

754
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: The crew throw a little bit of a rager for

755
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,920
Kyle and Wailst. He is celebrating his big day. He's

756
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,119
told that he needs to chat with Cap, so he

757
00:38:29,199 --> 00:38:32,159
heads up for a really confusing conversation.

758
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 2: Now, as I saw this play out, where he's urged

759
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,360
to basically rat on himself, rat on himself before someone

760
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,599
else might, I would have dared them to rat him out.

761
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,840
But my note is deny, deny, deny. Well, the problem

762
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,239
is Karen Reid killed the guy and she's walking.

763
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,519
Speaker 1: She did not I know she didn't.

764
00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:55,519
Speaker 2: I was just kidding about that.

765
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:59,199
Speaker 1: Okay, So listen. He goes up there and he tells,

766
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:05,000
Captain listen, I told everybody that I slipped it inside

767
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:08,000
of Helen in the water while I was holding on.

768
00:39:11,199 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 2: Oh god, Hey, what the fuck?

769
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:14,679
Speaker 1: Man?

770
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Come on, I gotta edit these. That's true, Jesus.

771
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,440
Can I tell you how Carry fucked up here?

772
00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: Carrie?

773
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: I know you listen, I'm gonna sorry. Captain Carry gets

774
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,559
show him respect. He's my favorite captain. Captain Carry, you

775
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:33,519
should have said.

776
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 1: Who's your least favorite captain? What's he been up to?

777
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,159
You checked in him?

778
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,079
Speaker 2: I don't know, staring at a fucking wall. Enjoy retirement.

779
00:39:43,199 --> 00:39:50,039
You act he's such a jerk if your captain Carry. Oh,

780
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,840
this would have been in the second conversation after he

781
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,280
did his investigation. You know how like when they do

782
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,440
those they record people that what's an interrogation. They're allowed

783
00:39:59,519 --> 00:40:03,239
to lie to the person they're interrogating. I would have said, silly,

784
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,000
get in here, okay, I just got off phone with Richard. Yeah,

785
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:11,920
he said you fucked Alan, Yeah, so what do you

786
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,559
have to say for your Yeah? Yeah, he would have

787
00:40:13,639 --> 00:40:14,280
given it up.

788
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: Right, right, right, if it was there to give up.

789
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,519
But I don't think it easy.

790
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:21,639
Speaker 2: Ah, I'll say this, I like Kyle, I'm gonna let

791
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:24,559
the audience decide for yourself. If Old Patty was vetting

792
00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:27,280
on this in Vegas, he absolutely slipped it.

793
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:34,199
Speaker 1: It no way. The mystery persists. But so he just

794
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,960
kept me carriedd and bang the charter guest.

795
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, Carrie asked, did you bang her? Which

796
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,599
you said last week? I made that up and I

797
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,000
was thinking at the time, your Captain Carry, you have

798
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:48,679
to have a more dignified like way that you question this.

799
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,079
Speaker 1: Everybody's saying you're saying you bang that chat.

800
00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 2: I guess no, less crass. Did you get your splat

801
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,920
on right? Right? Okay?

802
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,280
Speaker 1: Well that would imply a climactic moment, and you know,

803
00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:05,039
considering the manner in which you've spoken about this person tonight,

804
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:11,840
would be a physical and emotional impossibility, regardless of the environs. Right,

805
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:17,480
So you had it with the actions you really did?

806
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: I know I did?

807
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:21,599
Speaker 1: Okay, so he goes. I didn't bang the charter guests.

808
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:25,079
I was just joking. I was just joking. Good for you. Still,

809
00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:27,079
and Captain Carry is rightly very confused.

810
00:41:28,639 --> 00:41:31,159
Speaker 2: Why would you admit something like that? I mean, we

811
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:35,480
can all question, well, why would you make this up? Right?

812
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: Not not admit to something? Why would you invent it?

813
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,079
Speaker 2: I always love the phrase. I heard it when I

814
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:44,199
was ten and I had my first beer. The drunk

815
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:48,679
man says what Soberman feels or did? It's true. I'm sorry.

816
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,639
Speaker 1: So the Sea Rats go through a revolving door of

817
00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:53,760
interrogation and nobody believes it. And that's when we get

818
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,000
to Jess and Babs out on a date.

819
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 2: I want to say this, that was his crew members,

820
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,800
because he's such a good guy, fun to be around.

821
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:03,159
That's them doing him a solid. Yeah, I think so

822
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,039
they covered their ass by, or at least Fraser and

823
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:10,440
Damo did by having him say it to Captain Carry

824
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:12,840
and then they squashed it within the interrogation.

825
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it looks like Kyle's gonna get pretty gross

826
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,960
next week blaming Fraser. But listen well and Anthony goes

827
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,360
hul Camnia starts throwing shit out of the place. But

828
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:27,599
Selene is drawing eyes while Babs and Jess are on

829
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:32,679
a date. Okay, Then Jess and Babs get back to

830
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,280
the Bow and they sleep in the same room as Selene,

831
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:43,360
just telling Celene then sleeping in the same room as

832
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:48,840
Selene babs you gotta be smarter than this. Do not

833
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:52,800
be used by this girl. Don't be used by this girl.

834
00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:55,920
And it's crazy because I do think that Jess is

835
00:42:56,199 --> 00:43:01,480
a sweetheart. But sometimes the the devils on our shoulders,

836
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:04,159
they just take the wheel and you just are not

837
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:04,960
in control.

838
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's okay to engage in this behavior.

839
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,280
If you start doing this past twenty five, we got

840
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,760
a problem.

841
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: You gott a little gotta go to the therapist.

842
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, I gotta talk to some have some

843
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,719
fun though while you're in your twenties. Just don't hurt

844
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:18,639
too many people too much.

845
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,599
Speaker 1: Next day, next day, we wake to see if Kyle

846
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,360
is going to be terminated. Everyone I've spoken to is

847
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,519
full of shit or says that he's full of shit,

848
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,119
and Captain Carrey says, I can't fire the guy on

849
00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:32,559
a hunch, so Kyle lives. And in the post credit scene,

850
00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:35,880
we see a joker like smile scroll across the face

851
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,400
of Stilly again. What you.

852
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 2: Take the out, dude, take the out distance distance right.

853
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like somebody inventing that they were on Jeffrey

854
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,360
Epstein's plane. I was on it? Were you on it?

855
00:43:55,679 --> 00:43:57,519
Speaker 2: No? I was just kidding. I was fucking around, but

856
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,760
was I? But the stakes are way.

857
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:09,800
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858
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859
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863
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Speaker 1: I don't go do it now, Go do it now.

864
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We love you guys. We'll be back next week. I'm

865
00:44:30,119 --> 00:44:32,760
doing Say Goodbye Pat's Say Goodbye, dudes,