Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you tako
Speaker 2: one on one one w j r R. But you're
Speaker 2: freaking idiots, all right. New week, All new set of
Speaker 2: opportunities to tell you about. As far as the idiotology
Speaker 2: type stories go, I like it.
Speaker 1: Just give me a hinter We're gonna have some, not
Speaker 1: in this one particularly, but we're gonna have some headlines
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 2: Not that I have really uh well on the day's young.
Speaker 2: One of these could well when we get to it,
Speaker 2: you'll see if this, if this floats your bote into
Speaker 2: that category now. But let's begin with this some discouraging news.
Speaker 2: The bees may go extinct here in Florida before the
Speaker 2: actual bees do. I'm talking about the save the Bees
Speaker 2: license plate.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know therewise one.
Speaker 2: There isn't yet. It's been proposed and it's for sale now.
Speaker 2: You can reserve yours. But apparently the minimum number of
Speaker 2: people who have ordered the save the Bees license plates
Speaker 2: here in Florida has not met the minimum threshold to
Speaker 2: kick into actually producing save the Bees plates. Is this
Speaker 2: a sad commentary on humanity in general? And the la
Speaker 2: total lack of regard for the importance of bees to
Speaker 2: our ecosystem in existence here on planet Earth.
Speaker 1: Just wait, you know you act too good for the
Speaker 1: bee license plate. But when you don't have honey, honey's money, ma'am,
Speaker 1: that's the new investment. Yeah, instead of investing in all
Speaker 1: those bitcoin, crypto and all that honey, is that where
Speaker 1: to go?
Speaker 3: It's the underground.
Speaker 2: You think that's going to be the future commodity once
Speaker 2: thebs go bye bye.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't go that far, but I think that there's something.
Speaker 2: Of all the license plate options you have in the
Speaker 2: state of Florida if you want to, howk you know,
Speaker 2: hawk over that extra twenty five bucks a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not doing bees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I respect the bees. I stay clear
Speaker 2: of the bees. I like the bees. Let the bees
Speaker 2: do their thing. But yeah, there's some others. I'd probably
Speaker 2: slap on on the old Lynch truck before that one.
Speaker 1: I could see you, mister beach and boating and just
Speaker 1: everything water enthusiast.
Speaker 2: I could see you with the guy with the surfboard
Speaker 2: and then even customize it further with the I l
Speaker 2: vbt NNG Oh.
Speaker 1: I love boating, got it? Sorry, that was quick and
Speaker 1: very quick thinking on the brain there to.
Speaker 2: Make sure I get enough of letters in so it
Speaker 2: fits in the That must be Lynch. Yeah, he loves.
Speaker 3: Boating totally on other people's boats. Hey.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so what's the update on that hothead from
Speaker 1: last week?
Speaker 3: The boater?
Speaker 1: Speaking of boating, the captain, I see them showing up
Speaker 1: on the news this morning. I'm like, it might be
Speaker 1: a little late on that one, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, I know that he was arrested
Speaker 3: for the boat.
Speaker 2: Over in the Punta Gorda area last week. Yeah, think
Speaker 2: I was a little bit off his rocker, all right. So,
Speaker 2: just so you know, the Bees license plates need three
Speaker 2: thousand pre sale vouchers. Only one thousand and seventy one
Speaker 2: people have committed to purchasing Save the Bee's license plates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's texting in about the Chris Farley with the Bees.
Speaker 2: You have until June thirtieth or the Bee license plate
Speaker 2: goes extinct here in Florida.
Speaker 1: Now, this one just came out of left field. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but text wise it's look, you know
Speaker 1: what that is? Blind be blind runner. I don't know
Speaker 1: why they'd want a blind runner when we're talking about bees.
Speaker 2: They're just they wanted to get in early on request
Speaker 2: from the human beatbox sound effects machines that we are
Speaker 2: the Juggernauts, only only morning show in town that produces
Speaker 2: our own sound effects, like I have you know, you
Speaker 2: hear these other shows have their little bell front desk bell.
Speaker 3: God if I hear that. Walk around here again?
Speaker 2: How many stations in this just this spot?
Speaker 3: I can tell you for sure.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pinpoint too many, but I know
Speaker 1: two on that other side over here, Yeah, one, two
Speaker 1: and yeah those.
Speaker 2: Two maybe this you know what? You know what? None
Speaker 2: of them have a beat box. Heads across the shopping carts,
Speaker 2: go for it. That's the enhanced one that I've recently
Speaker 2: added to the repertoire.
Speaker 1: That's the the purp yelling after he has had his
Speaker 1: head raked across twenty plus shopping carts.
Speaker 2: For shoplifting for Ossowski Family Foods back in the day.
Speaker 2: Speaking of shoplifting sets me up perfectly here. This could
Speaker 2: potentially be a headline of the week. You decide, all right,
Speaker 2: Speedy Gonzales accused of shoplifting at Walmart.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: Speedy Gonzales accused of shopping lifting at Walmart.
Speaker 3: All right, give it to me.
Speaker 2: Forty year old guy in Georgia. His god given born
Speaker 2: name on his birth certificate is Speedy Gonzales. He's arrested
Speaker 2: and accused of a shoplifting spree using the self checkout
Speaker 2: stations at the North Georgia Walmart. Authorities alleged that he
Speaker 2: was pulling the old put items in side of the
Speaker 2: smaller items inside of the larger item, and then just
Speaker 2: scan the larger in this case like a trash can
Speaker 2: full of all sorts of other more pricey stuff, and
Speaker 2: waltz on out to the tune of twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: This guy has gotten away with.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty grand's one time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have his story on our Facebook page if
Speaker 2: you haven't seen it yet, or WJR dot com on
Speaker 2: the Lynchin Taco blogger.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not going headline of the week on that,
Speaker 1: because I know you come with stronger, stronger material right
Speaker 1: later in the week.
Speaker 2: But apparently Speedy wasn't fast enough to get away and
Speaker 2: delay and delay from uh So.
Speaker 1: If your last name's Gonzales, you're gonna toss Speedy on
Speaker 1: the kid. Let me, come on someone. It's almost cruel,
Speaker 1: and you know what, he's probably gonna get iced.
Speaker 2: Did Speedy Gonzalees the cartoon character mouse get canceled back
Speaker 2: when it was canceled everything that, I doubt it so funny,
Speaker 2: it's you know, because of the over top, over the
Speaker 2: top Mexican accent.
Speaker 1: I doubt it. I doubt it. The uh Looney tunes.
Speaker 1: Do you think they're gonna ice this guy? You know,
Speaker 1: isis or Ice coming get him?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 3: Isis? That's a whole different outfit.
Speaker 2: And yeah, no it doesn't say if us Speedy gonzalez
Speaker 2: is uh is here legally or not. I'm assuming he is.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't do away with it because nobody really
Speaker 1: knew about like speeding, Like Speedy Gonzales was not in
Speaker 1: the news all the time, like Aunt Jemima was in
Speaker 1: the different one.
Speaker 2: But like if we wanted to, oh, speaking of that,
Speaker 2: this is pretty funny at talking uh blewing. A call
Speaker 2: to my mom over the weekend, and somehow she got
Speaker 2: on the topic if she was making rice or something,
Speaker 2: and then she was on and she's going into you know,
Speaker 2: all the easier ways to make rice now rather than
Speaker 2: having to just you know, is.
Speaker 3: That do you just set the phone on the counter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was I always but she started talking about
Speaker 2: uncle Ben's Rice, and she's going on and I go, ma,
Speaker 2: it's just Ben's.
Speaker 3: Now did they really take the uncle off?
Speaker 2: I knew they were Gunna, but it's just Ben's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that really has a ring to us.
Speaker 2: Said to her, I go, I go. She goes, oh,
Speaker 2: that's right. That kind of changed. I go, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't be saying that that's a that's what if.
Speaker 3: It was brown Rice.
Speaker 2: I told her, I said, call me crazy, but I've
Speaker 2: always equated Rice with China. Yeah, I just first, and
Speaker 2: then she was onto her next.
Speaker 3: Subject, Uncle Chen's.
Speaker 1: That's what they should have done, and then that would
Speaker 1: have been you know, oh, I got to cancel.
Speaker 3: Everything was canceled all back.
Speaker 2: Then, and finally we have this. What an idiotic way
Speaker 2: to get a parking ticket? Guy in Canada has uh
Speaker 2: parked in pretty much the same area as long as
Speaker 2: he's lived in this apartment complex. He parks into space
Speaker 2: out on the road in front of his house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he came out to go to work the other morning
Speaker 2: to find a parking ticket on his car for parking
Speaker 2: in a bus stop. The city had come in in
Speaker 2: the overnight hours and changed his roadside parking spot into
Speaker 2: a bus stop. There was no sign the night before.
Speaker 4: Now I got to waste my time to go past
Speaker 4: the ticket, and if they refuse my contests, I actually
Speaker 4: got to go to court to actually fight a ticket,
Speaker 4: which is completely completely wrong when not one bus has
Speaker 4: passed by, and I think they should notify it and
Speaker 4: put up a sign before the official sign saying there
Speaker 4: will be a new sign.
Speaker 2: That just aude surprise and parking here.
Speaker 3: And I know he's been parking there for years. I
Speaker 3: heard you say that, But how long did he leave
Speaker 3: his car this time? Just one night and it magically
Speaker 3: take it a beard.
Speaker 2: He parked it there when he got home from work,
Speaker 2: went inside, came out the next morning. It had been
Speaker 2: marked now as a bus stop. He had the ticket
Speaker 2: on his He went and looked at video. They were
Speaker 2: there overnight making the changes change into the bus stop.
Speaker 1: Uh, it was only six days ago that we had
Speaker 1: April fools? So was it maybe a late Canadian April fools?
Speaker 2: The only thing worse would have been if they came
Speaker 2: in and installed a fire hydrant of right, because that
Speaker 2: ticket really would have been a whopper.
Speaker 3: That's a big dog.
Speaker 2: That would have been a heck of a prank
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