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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots, all right. New week, All new set of

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<v Speaker 2>opportunities to tell you about. As far as the idiotology

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<v Speaker 2>type stories go, I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give me a hinter We're gonna have some, not

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<v Speaker 1>in this one particularly, but we're gonna have some headlines

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<v Speaker 1>of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I have really uh well on the day's young.

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<v Speaker 2>One of these could well when we get to it,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see if this, if this floats your bote into

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<v Speaker 2>that category now. But let's begin with this some discouraging news.

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<v Speaker 2>The bees may go extinct here in Florida before the

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<v Speaker 2>actual bees do. I'm talking about the save the Bees

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<v Speaker 2>license plate.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know therewise one.

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<v Speaker 2>There isn't yet. It's been proposed and it's for sale now.

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<v Speaker 2>You can reserve yours. But apparently the minimum number of

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<v Speaker 2>people who have ordered the save the Bees license plates

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<v Speaker 2>here in Florida has not met the minimum threshold to

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<v Speaker 2>kick into actually producing save the Bees plates. Is this

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<v Speaker 2>a sad commentary on humanity in general? And the la

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<v Speaker 2>total lack of regard for the importance of bees to

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<v Speaker 2>our ecosystem in existence here on planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Just wait, you know you act too good for the

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<v Speaker 1>bee license plate. But when you don't have honey, honey's money, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the new investment. Yeah, instead of investing in all

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<v Speaker 1>those bitcoin, crypto and all that honey, is that where

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<v Speaker 1>to go?

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<v Speaker 3>It's the underground.

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<v Speaker 2>You think that's going to be the future commodity once

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<v Speaker 2>thebs go bye bye.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't go that far, but I think that there's something.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all the license plate options you have in the

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<v Speaker 2>state of Florida if you want to, howk you know,

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<v Speaker 2>hawk over that extra twenty five bucks a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not doing bees.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I respect the bees. I stay clear

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<v Speaker 2>of the bees. I like the bees. Let the bees

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<v Speaker 2>do their thing. But yeah, there's some others. I'd probably

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<v Speaker 2>slap on on the old Lynch truck before that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see you, mister beach and boating and just

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<v Speaker 1>everything water enthusiast.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see you with the guy with the surfboard

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<v Speaker 2>and then even customize it further with the I l

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<v Speaker 2>vbt NNG Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I love boating, got it? Sorry, that was quick and

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<v Speaker 1>very quick thinking on the brain there to.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure I get enough of letters in so it

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<v Speaker 2>fits in the That must be Lynch. Yeah, he loves.

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<v Speaker 3>Boating totally on other people's boats. Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so what's the update on that hothead from

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<v Speaker 1>last week?

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<v Speaker 3>The boater?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of boating, the captain, I see them showing up

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<v Speaker 1>on the news this morning. I'm like, it might be

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<v Speaker 1>a little late on that one, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Yeah, I know that he was arrested

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<v Speaker 3>for the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Over in the Punta Gorda area last week. Yeah, think

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little bit off his rocker, all right. So,

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<v Speaker 2>just so you know, the Bees license plates need three

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<v Speaker 2>thousand pre sale vouchers. Only one thousand and seventy one

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<v Speaker 2>people have committed to purchasing Save the Bee's license plates.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everybody's texting in about the Chris Farley with the Bees.

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<v Speaker 2>You have until June thirtieth or the Bee license plate

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<v Speaker 2>goes extinct here in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, this one just came out of left field. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why, but text wise it's look, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what that is? Blind be blind runner. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why they'd want a blind runner when we're talking about bees.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just they wanted to get in early on request

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<v Speaker 2>from the human beatbox sound effects machines that we are

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<v Speaker 2>the Juggernauts, only only morning show in town that produces

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<v Speaker 2>our own sound effects, like I have you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>hear these other shows have their little bell front desk bell.

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<v Speaker 3>God if I hear that. Walk around here again?

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<v Speaker 2>How many stations in this just this spot?

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to pinpoint too many, but I know

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<v Speaker 1>two on that other side over here, Yeah, one, two

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah those.

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<v Speaker 2>Two maybe this you know what? You know what? None

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<v Speaker 2>of them have a beat box. Heads across the shopping carts,

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<v Speaker 2>go for it. That's the enhanced one that I've recently

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<v Speaker 2>added to the repertoire.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the the purp yelling after he has had his

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<v Speaker 1>head raked across twenty plus shopping carts.

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<v Speaker 2>For shoplifting for Ossowski Family Foods back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of shoplifting sets me up perfectly here. This could

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<v Speaker 2>potentially be a headline of the week. You decide, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Speedy Gonzales accused of shoplifting at Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Speedy Gonzales accused of shopping lifting at Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, give it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty year old guy in Georgia. His god given born

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<v Speaker 2>name on his birth certificate is Speedy Gonzales. He's arrested

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<v Speaker 2>and accused of a shoplifting spree using the self checkout

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<v Speaker 2>stations at the North Georgia Walmart. Authorities alleged that he

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<v Speaker 2>was pulling the old put items in side of the

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<v Speaker 2>smaller items inside of the larger item, and then just

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<v Speaker 2>scan the larger in this case like a trash can

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<v Speaker 2>full of all sorts of other more pricey stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>waltz on out to the tune of twenty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy has gotten away with.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty twenty grand's one time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I have his story on our Facebook page if

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't seen it yet, or WJR dot com on

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<v Speaker 2>the Lynchin Taco blogger.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm not going headline of the week on that,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know you come with stronger, stronger material right

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<v Speaker 1>later in the week.

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<v Speaker 2>But apparently Speedy wasn't fast enough to get away and

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<v Speaker 2>delay and delay from uh So.

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<v Speaker 1>If your last name's Gonzales, you're gonna toss Speedy on

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<v Speaker 1>the kid. Let me, come on someone. It's almost cruel,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what, he's probably gonna get iced.

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<v Speaker 2>Did Speedy Gonzalees the cartoon character mouse get canceled back

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<v Speaker 2>when it was canceled everything that, I doubt it so funny,

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<v Speaker 2>it's you know, because of the over top, over the

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<v Speaker 2>top Mexican accent.

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<v Speaker 1>I doubt it. I doubt it. The uh Looney tunes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think they're gonna ice this guy? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>isis or Ice coming get him?

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<v Speaker 4>Not?

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<v Speaker 3>Isis? That's a whole different outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, no it doesn't say if us Speedy gonzalez

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<v Speaker 2>is uh is here legally or not. I'm assuming he is.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they didn't do away with it because nobody really

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<v Speaker 1>knew about like speeding, Like Speedy Gonzales was not in

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<v Speaker 1>the news all the time, like Aunt Jemima was in

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<v Speaker 1>the different one.

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<v Speaker 2>But like if we wanted to, oh, speaking of that,

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<v Speaker 2>this is pretty funny at talking uh blewing. A call

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<v Speaker 2>to my mom over the weekend, and somehow she got

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<v Speaker 2>on the topic if she was making rice or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she was on and she's going into you know,

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<v Speaker 2>all the easier ways to make rice now rather than

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<v Speaker 2>having to just you know, is.

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<v Speaker 3>That do you just set the phone on the counter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was I always but she started talking about

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<v Speaker 2>uncle Ben's Rice, and she's going on and I go, ma,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just Ben's.

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<v Speaker 3>Now did they really take the uncle off?

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<v Speaker 2>I knew they were Gunna, but it's just Ben's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that really has a ring to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Said to her, I go, I go. She goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right. That kind of changed. I go, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't be saying that that's a that's what if.

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<v Speaker 3>It was brown Rice.

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<v Speaker 2>I told her, I said, call me crazy, but I've

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<v Speaker 2>always equated Rice with China. Yeah, I just first, and

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<v Speaker 2>then she was onto her next.

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<v Speaker 3>Subject, Uncle Chen's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they should have done, and then that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been you know, oh, I got to cancel.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything was canceled all back.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, and finally we have this. What an idiotic way

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<v Speaker 2>to get a parking ticket? Guy in Canada has uh

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<v Speaker 2>parked in pretty much the same area as long as

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<v Speaker 2>he's lived in this apartment complex. He parks into space

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<v Speaker 2>out on the road in front of his house. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he came out to go to work the other morning

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<v Speaker 2>to find a parking ticket on his car for parking

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<v Speaker 2>in a bus stop. The city had come in in

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<v Speaker 2>the overnight hours and changed his roadside parking spot into

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<v Speaker 2>a bus stop. There was no sign the night before.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I got to waste my time to go past

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<v Speaker 4>the ticket, and if they refuse my contests, I actually

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<v Speaker 4>got to go to court to actually fight a ticket,

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<v Speaker 4>which is completely completely wrong when not one bus has

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<v Speaker 4>passed by, and I think they should notify it and

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<v Speaker 4>put up a sign before the official sign saying there

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<v Speaker 4>will be a new sign.

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<v Speaker 2>That just aude surprise and parking here.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know he's been parking there for years. I

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<v Speaker 3>heard you say that, But how long did he leave

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<v Speaker 3>his car this time? Just one night and it magically

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<v Speaker 3>take it a beard.

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<v Speaker 2>He parked it there when he got home from work,

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<v Speaker 2>went inside, came out the next morning. It had been

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<v Speaker 2>marked now as a bus stop. He had the ticket

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<v Speaker 2>on his He went and looked at video. They were

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<v Speaker 2>there overnight making the changes change into the bus stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, it was only six days ago that we had

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<v Speaker 1>April fools? So was it maybe a late Canadian April fools?

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing worse would have been if they came

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<v Speaker 2>in and installed a fire hydrant of right, because that

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<v Speaker 2>ticket really would have been a whopper.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a big dog.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have been a heck of a prank

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<v Speaker 4>Too, right there, Linchintago on demand dowload the high heart

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<v Speaker 4>radio as HI Welcome to the