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Speaker 1: Made a decision.

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Speaker 2: Face sunny sunad on.

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Speaker 1: I had vision.

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Speaker 2: Night too.

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody's for crying out? Und oh that's our show. Hi,

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what's going on? What's going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 3: We this is gonna be a very We're gonna improv

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Yeah yeah, Hey have you heard.

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Speaker 1: About the Army Hammer documentary?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Did you watch it? Yes? Did you watch it?

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Speaker 3: I haven't watched it, but I'm cecily my four d

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af We talked about it a bunch because she watched it,

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and it's what the hell.

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Speaker 1: He wants to take their ribs out and barbecue them.

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And he's not kidding, No, he's not. He's not a kidding.

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He's not a joke. No, this guy, first of all,

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sick motherfucker. He is, first of all, Okay, he's the

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guy that played the Winklevoss twins on Social Network. And

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then after that probably that was about it, like he

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had like one bomb after another. He did some independent film.

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I can't remember the name of it, say my name

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or something like that. Anyway, it wasn't He's a babe.

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He's a gorgeous guy. But he comes from you, if

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you like being barbecued. He comes from a line of

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sick fox that are rich as all get out. I

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mean her his grand I just watched, by the way,

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all the president's men recently, and have you seen that movie?

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I have, and you know how they have the deep

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throat said follow the money. They said, if you follow

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the money, it goes to his grandfather, a great grandfather. Yeah.

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I mean, just these guys were, you know, beating on

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their wives and submissive and making everybody submissive, not just

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the not just wives, but people that worked for them.

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Armi Himmer wanted I don't know if you've heard about this,

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like wanted wanted his assistant to show up at the

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airport to pick up a friend. Did she tell you

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about that? And he wanted he wanted her to say

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the F the F word not for gaze, Yeah, it

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like hold up the sign and just he wanted him

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to write that on the sign. And he was like no,

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and he was like, I you work for me, You

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do what I tell you to do, And like asked everybody,

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should I fire him because he's not doing what I

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told him to do, like like just not like again,

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not just with whim, just like I I can get

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away with doing whatever I want it's like video him

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himself driving and drinking, and he posts it on this

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fake Instagram that's called Finstagram. It's called it's for like

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celebrities that are like have fake account anyway, Like he

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just thinks he can get away with shit, and it's

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just so sick unbelievable. And yeah, I mean yeah, he

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was like saying, like, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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tie you up and beat you and make you my

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submissive and make you my perfect little slave and my

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kitten and just nuts, just weird shit. But yeah, I

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watched the three part documentary. It's on Discovery Plus. But

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if you have Apple Plus, you get and you can

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find it. I think so you watched all three episodes.

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I fell asleep at the very like half last half

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of the last episode last night.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it amazing? I don't know if it's an age thing,

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but even if something is so good, I'll still fall asleep.

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Oh yeah, it's almost like a chout, like I challenge.

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Speaker 1: My sound really interested? Interesting? Oh I got you also

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fall asleep, right, I know? I know, Like I get

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in bed and I'm like, I'm gonna watch the shit

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out of this and I'm just like I just can't

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keep my eyes open. I'm like, God, damn, Like I

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want to watch, but I'm falling.

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Speaker 3: I can And it almost doesn't matter what time it is,

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Like it could be like ten thirty and I'm still

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still like out as soon as the covers come up,

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it's better, right.

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Speaker 1: But then I'm like, why would I want to be

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on top of the bread went under my covers, It's

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so you know.

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Speaker 3: Also another kiss of death for me is when I've

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done everything that I need to do to get ready

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for bed, like the kitchen's clean, Yeah, got some stuff

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ready for lunches the next day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't kill me for that. Yeah, I'm already. And

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then I'm like, what's stopping me from getting under the cover.

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I did the same thing that It is the kiss

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of death. Why don't you doing everything and you're done

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and you get on the bed, go under the covers.

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Speaker 3: Especially once I put the timer on the TV. Forget it,

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forget get it, forget it. You're a darted bear out,

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especially if John is watching something with me, Oh it's.

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Speaker 1: Over, because then I'm like, oh, it's his responsibility. It's

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like he's driving. I mean, then I don't have to

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I could take my eyes off the right as soon

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as he's watching it, I'm like, will you watch it

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for both of mides? I know I'm out. Adam used

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to do that that. I would like, like fall asleep

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with my head on his lap and he would he

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would take his hand and like wave it in front

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of my face, in your eyes, yeah, in front of

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like like.

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Speaker 3: Like then they get so mad right away there you're asleep, yeah,

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and you're like John, They're like my hand, you open

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your eyes in the right hand, he's right in front

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of your eyes, like how dare you the middle finger?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And John will be like, don't get don't pull

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the covers up over, You're just gonna pull right. I

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know that's it. I'm fine. I'm wide awake.

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Speaker 3: It's funny because no matter what it is, I know,

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I know it could be Bruce Springsteen serenading me personally, Lynette,

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I love you like.

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Speaker 1: Out. I can't past a certain time, like you know.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a wonder that I don't think about

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watching TV during the day, but I feel it too lazy. No,

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I know, I don't watch during the day, but then

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when I get in bed at night, sometimes I'll go,

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like when I'm especially at the condo, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Be like, oh, it's eight o'clock. I'm gonna get in bed,

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I'm gonna I'm gonna be awake, I'm gonna be wide awake,

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and I'll be fine because it's still early. No. As

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soon as I get in bed out and then it's

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like Netflix is as if I watched all episodes, like, oh,

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you already watched this. It's like, no, I didn't. When

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did I watch it? There's twelve episodes. Woke up the

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next day, it's like, oh, you're done with that. On

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to the next thing. Like right with Netflix, where'd my

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show go? Because it just keeps going to the next thing,

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going yeah, and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sleeping right, you wake up and you're like season ten,

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what I.

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Speaker 1: Get on episode nineteen?

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Speaker 3: I hate that they all say played played and you're like,

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I wish they would come up with some sensor, like

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you're remote, should have a sensor if you're breathing changes.

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Speaker 1: They have like, you know, sensors that you.

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Speaker 3: Can put in the baby's crib, right, you can make

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sure if they stop breathing. Well, they should have the

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thing like if you're breathing gets too regular. Yeah, you

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should keep the remote. It should automatically switch.

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Speaker 1: Off your show. Yeah, it should just go. Don't turn

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the TV off for you, turn the Netflix off. Turn

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the TV off, right, you gotta get lights out, yeah,

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because sometimes I'll turn the TV off, but I don't

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turn Netflix off, so it just keeps going. Right. By

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the way, whatever happened to the clapper you turn your

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lights off? I wish they bring that ship back. Whoever

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was in charge of the clapper.

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Speaker 3: We need that, I know, I know, I know I

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need that for the TV, for the TV, for the

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for the lights.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what I mean, I guess people have like a Lexa.

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if it does, it's probably very hard to set it up. Yeah,

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it probably is. And like, yeah, it's only for like

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high tech people like people like me. I'm not going

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to have that shit at my condo, right, you know

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who you're pretty good with you set up your tea. Yeah,

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but that's a little much like the Alexa to turn

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my lights off and stuff. I wish how do you

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get that controlled by Alexa? You know who would do that, Robin.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when the when COVID happened and Robin's a teacher,

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When COVID happened and they went to online learning, Robin

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was like, all right, let me take this tutorial, let

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me take that, let me learn how to upload this

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to this app. Let me get this app so I

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can teach, you know, do lesson plans on video, and

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let me get this.

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Speaker 1: Special light for it. And I was like, I was

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tired just listening to her tell me about learning. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like, that's a lot of learning, that's a

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lot of new shit you just figured out. Oh my god,

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I know that tutorial just to hear about your tutorials.

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Speaker 1: Right exactly. I remember like Adam would have to do

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the show from home, so I was in charge of

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printing out all his ads. So then next thing, you know,

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I'm printing out the same ads every day. So I'm like, wait,

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he just had to do this ad yesterday. I'm not

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up in my office and it was just and then

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just a mess, and I was like, how did I

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to print shit out. It was the worst.

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Speaker 2: I remember those days. Yes, I remember coordinating with you

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Lynnette on the ads and getting those all together.

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Speaker 1: Right, and then by the way, and then he'd have

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ads for like Doctor Drew Show and then Reasonable Doubt,

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and like, how the hell these guys keep all this

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shit straight? So my office was just like all the JB.

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but for two different shows, right, But then he's got

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to say two different things. It was just it was yeah,

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it was It was a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: I do that for Rose Pricks and Bordef. I handle

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my ads, yeah, I have to, like and they're constantly

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sending new copy. I feel for Kalin, they're always like, oh,

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like one word changed and they're like new copy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And you're like, this is like.

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Speaker 3: I would need to be a detective to figure out

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what's different between these two ads. But all right, and

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then I print that one out and then I put it.

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and I forget to like throw the old ones out.

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my office, I look like a hoarder. There's just papers

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and papers everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, And John and I are trying to

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do our taxes because corporate taxes are due on the

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fifteenth of this month, and what you're listening to this

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it's already done.

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Speaker 1: But oh oh, oh my gosh. It's like how are

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regular people supposed to figure?

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Speaker 3: Like we have accountants, but we don't have like a

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book keeper, so we have an accountant. Yeah, but like

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we still have to figure out all of our defenses

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and all of like and categorize everything from all the

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like seeing a lot of work for common people, right right,

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do legal zoom or whatever those right tat easy tat

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easy forms because we're a corporation so there's a lot

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and our accountants have known us for a long time.

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But it puts you in such a state of anxiety

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because you're like, I don't know where where are the

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bank statements right, show that our interests that we pay

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you know what I mean, you need so many numbers

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that are just like god and out of normal payroll company.

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a company. Yeah, they do it, thank god. Yeah it's

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a pain in the butt. Yeah it is.

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Speaker 3: And then John is like too honest, you know, He's

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just like, Okay, what was this Amazon thing that we

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were I'm like, you research, I'm like, well, what's this one.

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I'm like, I don't know, because there's like two hundred

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of them. I'm all, figure, pick a category and put

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them in it. I'm like, if we get audited, first

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of all, watch there's somebody from the IRS today that

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they're like, this is a very interesting episode licking the pen,

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hopefully late at night, and they're asleep, they were going

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to fall asleep.

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Speaker 1: If you're from the I R S. You're getting very sleepy.

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Right now.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing about I told you about when I

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got audited years ago. If a case anybody forgot this

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is kind of a good story. So I get audited,

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I get a letter and this was remember last week,

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this is.

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Speaker 1: Kind of apropos for last week's episodes.

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Speaker 3: So this was years ago, remember after the whole not

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paying taxes on the carvacle.

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Speaker 1: So years later I.

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Speaker 3: Get I get audited, and I get an email from

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the IRS that's basically like not an email.

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Speaker 1: I get a letter. Yeah, never good, right, I get

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a letter that says you owe like eight thousand dollars.

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Also Jesus, in those days, I had kind of a

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shady accountant, so I wasn't incorporated or anything, and this

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account was doing a schedule cee instead of he did.

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Speaker 3: It in a way that flat that was like a

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flag to the IRS, right, right, So I have all

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of these like I keep everything in envelopes. At that time,

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I had like my all my cable bills and all

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my this and all my that. This was a little

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before early in the age of emails, so it wasn't

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like I had this stuff in emails.

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Speaker 1: I think it was pre emails being a thing.

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Speaker 3: So I literally had all my receipts, all my bills

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stacked up for things that I was claiming. So I'm like,

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I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm going to be an adult. Yeah,

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I'm going to go candle this. So I make my appointment.

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Like you know what I think, Lynette, I'm so dumb,

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Like it's just so wrongheaded, Like now is the time

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I choose to be responsible, Like, no, pond that ship

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off on somebody else, Like you don't do that. If

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anybody's listening, you do, don't ever do what I did.

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Don't ever go in person to the I R S.

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They do not They'll spit you, they'll eat you out.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is some quicksand that you will never be

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rested from. And you think you're doing the right thing.

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So like I made an appointment. I made an appointment with.

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Speaker 2: The I R S.

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Speaker 1: I go in.

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Speaker 3: I sit there in this cubicle with this lady. I'm

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sure she was like a freaking alligator in a flora.

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Speaker 1: Wad god, get a seat. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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eat you up like army hammer.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I got all my receipts.

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Speaker 1: It was pathetic.

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Speaker 3: I have I come in there with the low box

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full of envelopes, full of receipts. I know, Oh my gosh,

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I'm like I'm in doing like I'm in seeing Judge Watton, right, like,

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I brought my receipts.

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Speaker 1: She was like, ah, yeah, let me see them. Do

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you remember this story?

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Speaker 3: So she's got a poster on her wall that says,

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and I to this day I wish I could remember

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what it said, but it was something to the effect

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of if you have a problem, to talk to God.

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By the way, I'm God or something.

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Speaker 1: And it was like, oh no.

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Speaker 3: So she's uh, huh, okay, And it's like the DMV,

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but like a hundred times worse like the DMV if

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they could just fuck up your entire life, you know.

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Speaker 1: So she's like okay. So I'm like, hey, so I

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want to do the right thing.

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Speaker 3: Now, I've got a bill for like eight thousand dollars.

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So this had this was actually not about the car

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thing at this point, but this was about they were

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just not accepting any of my expenses. So I was

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being charged like full taxes on everything, you know, not

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getting any thing written off. So I'm like, okay. But

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I was a TV writer at the time. I was

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like early early in my career, like maybe I'd had

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a couple of jobs, so I'm like, cable should be

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able to be a write off like cable. I have

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to know my industry. Okay, I have all these things

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that are true.

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Speaker 1: I had some travel, right, Okay. So I give her

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all my receipts and we go through it all and

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she's like, okay, let me go. I have to go

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make copies of all this stuff. I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 3: So I'm sitting there sweating, like sweating bullets for like

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she went to make copies of I'm not exaggerating, yeah,

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because this is old days.

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Speaker 1: None of this is digital. So I'm sitting there for

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I kid you, not like an hour. I don't have

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a phone. I can't write right now, which I totally

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would have played, just sitting there, staring, sitting there. There's

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no magazine.

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Speaker 3: There's just not highlights magazine for me to read, like nothing.

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I'm just there stewing in my own juices, just like

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what is going to happen? Because imagine I don't have

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eight thousand dollars. I have no money. I am broke,

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like I am broke as fuck. I'm like living in

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apart you know how we did no damn eight She

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comes back rich people, Yeah, for super rich people. I've

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never even seen I'd never heard of that amount of

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money at that time my life. I was like, that's

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not an amount that I could ever go to my parents,

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Like this is just unscrewed.

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Speaker 1: At that point, I would have had to be paying

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it off very you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, So she comes back, Okay, got all the copies,

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all right, all right, well we'll send you a revised

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We'll send you a bill like whatever.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I leave. Did you leave this far?

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Speaker 3: It was like I didn't feel bad. I felt like

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very proud of myself. Like I was like, this is

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probably the first time in my life that I actually

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took responsibility, like actually was like okay, Like normally I

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would just throw it away and pretend I didn't see

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it and then just go I don't know, but I knew.

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I was like, well, then they're gonna garnish my wage

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again because I had already dealt with that from the car.

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So it's like I got a man up, you know,

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and deal with this.

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Speaker 1: So I was proud of myself.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And it was like I said far you know,

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Elsa Gundo or torrents whatever. Anyway, like six weeks later,

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I get the irs thing in the mail and I

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open it up and it literally had the exact same

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amount that I owed as the first letter, and it

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said we've we've gone over your blah blah blah, and

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here is your revised tax bill. It was number too numbered,

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decimal point exactly the same amount.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, this fucking.

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Speaker 3: Bitch changed nut was like made me sweat it out

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and did not like, didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's horrible.

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Speaker 3: So then I had just I had just started dating John. So,

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by the way, I wasn't that young. I was not

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that young. So I actually I had been working. Oh yeah,

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because John gave me his accountant. I didn't meet John

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until I was like thirty two years old, right, So

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I was not that young. In case I'm trying to

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make myself sound a little bit like I was in

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my twenties. No, I was in my thirties when this happened. Yeah,

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So I go I crying. I think I called John's

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accountant and he we make an appointment and I go

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see him and he was like.

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Speaker 1: First of all, never ever go in person. What are

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you crazy? Were you high? I'm like He's like no, no, no, no, no,

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I from now on, I'm doing this. So I bring

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him all my stuff and he's like all right, he

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he I do. What do you think they're gonna They

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didn't accept one deduction.

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Speaker 3: And he's like, that's because you did it, right, that's

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because you did it. That's just not how they deal

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with accountants, right, we have a different thing that going on.

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So I was like, okay, So he made a new appointment,

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he appealed it, and then he said, this is what

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they do. They then they cancel the appointment they post,

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but then they they you get like up to three

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so they they have like a technique that they do anyway,

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so they go in. They didn't he said, they didn't

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look at any of the stuff and they just basically

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they wrote most.

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Speaker 1: Of it off and I ended up owing like four hundred.

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Speaker 3: Dollars really really, but he was like, they don't look

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all of This is to say that they don't. The

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actual IRS does not go through person like us. They

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do not go through your receipts and go hold on

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a minute, you're saying that this Amazon humidifier that you

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bought is research what like, they don't do that. They

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just go, oh, you're trying to say that you spent

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eight thousand dollars in research this year. No, make that

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two thousand dollars and we'll accept it. Okay, Right, So

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if you have a good accountant, then they go, you

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can really your business can spend this much money on this,

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this much money on this. This is a red flag nobody,

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you know what I mean. So anyway, so John is

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like a real like do Gooder. You don't know if

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a do Gooder storright word, He's very like he's more

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of a rule follower.

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Speaker 1: Yeh.

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Speaker 3: So I'm always like, honey, right, like, don't We're not

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going to spend Here's what we're not gonna do. We're

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not gonna literally spend a week twenty four to seven

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combing through each thing that we bought and categorizing it.

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We're gonna go like, this is what we're allowed to

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spend on this, So put this in this category. And

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if we get audited and they don't accept it, it's fine.

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But we're not gonna go to jail. They're just gonna

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say you owe this. I mean, if Wesley Snipes can

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avoid millions of dollars in taxes, you know that we

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can write off an extra three hundred on Amazon purchases

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as research.

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Speaker 1: We'll just get a good account and then it'll help

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we have a good account.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, if you get audited, you get audited, your fuck,

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no matter what. Right if you get audited, right, like,

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you're going to pay something if you get audited. That's

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just how they're that's they're in the business of making

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you pay.

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Speaker 1: All they're going to do is look at your expenses

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and go, no, we're not accepting some of the right

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right too much? Right? Right? Wow? What a good lesson.

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Have you ever been audited? No? Luckily I know not

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on wood. I mean there's always time, but no so far, Kalen,

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you ever been audited? Uh?

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Speaker 2: No, I have not been audited, And I've had a

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pretty simple you know, I had someone doing like a

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taxes for me for the last like ten years, and

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this year is a bit different. So I'm actually going

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to meet with somebody on the twentieth, a tax person.

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Speaker 1: So for next year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good, Okay, if your if your corporation, your taxes

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are not officially due until September fifteenth, but regular people

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are April fifteenth.

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Speaker 1: But then we always do an extension for our personal

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so that we could do it at the same time.

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As it's good. Yeah, corporate, Yeah, that's good. Well that's interesting.

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Speaker 3: But tax season is just like, I know, it just

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makes you a little crazy because I do have because

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as we were circling back to what we were talking about,

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I feel like all of our paperwork is kind of everywhere.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh my god, where's the our

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accountant's going to ask for this? And I'm like, how

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do regular people like me do it? I know, it's

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its own job, it is. It is totally Yeah, I'm

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lucky enough to have an accountant.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Talking about the kids for a second, I had a

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very what do you think we're a parenting podcast? I

470
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thought we were a tax podcast to help people get

471
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out of owing money to the financial.

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Speaker 3: Helping host a finan finance Welcome to our I can't

473
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even add Okay, go on, we're kids.

474
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Speaker 1: Friday night was an interesting night because I I spent

475
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,440
a good amount of time like talking to Italian and

476
00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:06,200
her friends. Then they went to bed, and then I

477
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,960
stayed up until like two thirty in the morning. Was

478
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Sonny and he was telling me some really interesting things

479
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,240
that I didn't know, oh, which was pretty cool. So

480
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,200
you know how Natalia had her other boyfriend, right.

481
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Speaker 3: The boyfriend that when she went back to East to view, Yeah,

482
00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:25,880
she was like, I want to come home because you're

483
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,599
asking my boyfriend.

484
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I was like yes. I was like I

485
00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,880
really like that kid. I thought he was really sweet.

486
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And Sonny was always like, it's not no, mom, he's

487
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,920
not what you think. No he's not as great. No no, no, no,

488
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no no. He told me that at one point after

489
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they broke up, he showed up at our house and

490
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:49,240
wanted to see Natalia, and Sonny and his friend went

491
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,599
out there to tell him no, like you can't, she

492
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,119
doesn't want to see you, and he was like, you know,

493
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,559
kind of like screw you. I want to see her,

494
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you know, and like kind of getting up in Sonny's

495
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face and Sonny like grabbed him. He was about to

496
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,480
punch Sonny, he said, and Sonny like grabbed him by

497
00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:08,559
his shirt and like pushed him off and told him

498
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to get lost, and the kid eventually left. But I

499
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:16,200
was like, oh my god. I was like wow, and

500
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,799
he was like, yeah, I did not. He told me

501
00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:20,400
a bunch of other things too, which I don't I

502
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,720
don't want to really nothing really with Natalia, just things

503
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,200
about the kid I didn't know, but the fact that

504
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:29,680
Sonny stuck up for him like that, I was like

505
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:32,519
blown away. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, he

506
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,200
was like no, he was not a good kid. Now

507
00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:38,759
Natalia likes another kid that likes Bruce Bringsteen by the way.

508
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Speaker 3: Oh wait, but so did you have that feeling like

509
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,160
these kids can be fake motherfucker?

510
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Speaker 1: Yeah? And I was like, wow, this kid he was

511
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,960
so pulos and he was like Mom, of course he's

512
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,160
going to be polite to you into Olga and Dad

513
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,039
of course. Like yeah, but I don't know, like Natalia

514
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:57,519
really liked him. He's really sweet, you know this and that. Yeah,

515
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So did she break up with him? I still don't

516
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,799
know what happened. They just they broke up. It ran

517
00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:06,720
its course or something. But then he wanted to think.

518
00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:09,599
He showed up and knew Natalia was having people over

519
00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:13,119
and wanted to see her, and Sonny went out there

520
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,160
with another friend of another guy friend and just was

521
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,880
told him to beat it, get lost, and he tried

522
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,559
to push past them and stuff like it got a

523
00:26:20,599 --> 00:26:25,640
little physical. Wow. I know, yeah, like you go, Sonny.

524
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Because Adam taught Sonny how to like box and stuff

525
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like punch, so he was ready to like do that,

526
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,400
but he just like grabbed and pushed him back, and

527
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then the kid eventually left, but I was blown away.

528
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,279
I feel like boxing would be like I want to

529
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:43,880
get Xander into boxing. Boxing is a good thing to

530
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,960
know because if you know how to hit, then you

531
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,200
know how to hit and and you just you have

532
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:54,000
that that courage of knowing, like you know, you know,

533
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:57,319
you have that knowing that you can do that. And see,

534
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,480
Adam has shown Sonny a lot of you know, they've

535
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,480
done a lot of boxing and sparring together. And I

536
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:04,640
saw a suddeny like practice and she showed me, and

537
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,799
he hits the way Adam has taught him how to hit,

538
00:27:06,839 --> 00:27:09,440
because Adam, of course has showed me many times like

539
00:27:09,559 --> 00:27:11,200
how do you punch? And how do you like? It

540
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,000
comes from the hip, And so Sonny was doing it.

541
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,599
I'm like, oh my god, you punched just like Dan.

542
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,920
He goes, yeah, you know, his dad's been teaching me.

543
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,920
So he has that like knowing that he can do that,

544
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,839
which is good. Yeah, it is a it's a good

545
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,720
it's a good thing. It would be a good thing

546
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:28,559
to teach the kids. So now to tell you, like

547
00:27:28,599 --> 00:27:31,319
somebody else. Now she likes somebody else. I don't know,

548
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,160
like what the deal is. I think she's going to

549
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:38,400
ask him. The Hokos coming up again, homecoming again, So

550
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,039
now she got to buy another dress and it's but

551
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,680
she's gonna ask him, I guess to go. He goes

552
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,680
to a school, not not their school, he goes to

553
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,160
another school like in our neighborhood. How does she know him?

554
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,400
They all like kind of get to know each other

555
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,960
because Natalie's got friends at other schools because of volleyball.

556
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,200
So then they tell her, oh, there's a boy at

557
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,119
my school that you would let and then she meets

558
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,400
them at their like their get togethers, or they'll meet

559
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,480
Natalia's boys from her school, you know. And then she's

560
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:10,960
got friends that don't She's got girlfriends that don't go

561
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,200
to our school but are dating the boys at our school, right,

562
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,039
you know. So it's kind of like that. And there's

563
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:18,759
like a bunch of different schools in our area that

564
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:21,119
they you know, there's Pasadena and so they get to

565
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,680
know all these kids from the other schools by being

566
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,920
you know, in the in the sports. So yeah, it's

567
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,240
pretty interesting. I wish I you know, when when I

568
00:28:31,319 --> 00:28:33,319
was a kid, I wish I did sports maybe, you

569
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,279
know a little bit like our school had no football,

570
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,640
had no sports. I mean it was like, you know,

571
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,359
our pe teacher Don would sit out there on his

572
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,400
chair soaking up the sun, making fun of everybody's last names.

573
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,440
And now was it like we didn't have any We

574
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,480
didn't have any like Friday night football game. Like they

575
00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:54,799
all went to a Friday football game Friday night, Sonny

576
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and Italian and then they all come back to my

577
00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:59,359
house eating Jack in the box and shit and then

578
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,759
hanging out. It was like talking to Natalia's friends and

579
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:04,000
they were telling me about the boy she likes, and

580
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:05,480
it was it was a fun night. It was one

581
00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,960
of those nights where all the kids and then all

582
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,759
of a sudden at midnight, they all get up and leave,

583
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:11,640
and I'm like, where's everybody going, And they're like, we

584
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,839
gotta go, we got we got curfew. Everybody left, which

585
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,000
was nice. And Natalia it's her friends are not spending

586
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,559
the night. Everybody's got this rule. Now, it's like you

587
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,759
can only spend the night one night during school year,

588
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,400
one night on the weekend, not both nights. So sorry,

589
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,599
Mobile muffin, You're out, Oh you've made the rule, or

590
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:32,759
they made it for themselves. Me and her friends as moms,

591
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,359
we talked about it and we decided let's just do that.

592
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,480
Let's just say one night a week so her and

593
00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:41,640
her little core friends they'll spend like Saturday night. But

594
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,519
Friday night they all left went home. So it was

595
00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:46,880
it was good, it was nice. How many do you

596
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,680
have it at your house at a time, I mean

597
00:29:49,799 --> 00:29:54,440
she had like five or six girls. Sunny had like

598
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,079
four or five guys at my home night and they

599
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,799
say on Friday night it slept over. No, they didn't

600
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:03,279
sleep over. No, Friday night after the football game, they

601
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,240
all came over right, but then they all left it

602
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,759
when they sleep over house sleepover at a time, Sonny

603
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:11,119
really doesn't have his friend's spend the night. Once in

604
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,400
a while, Natalian's got like, well she had one friend

605
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,160
this weekend, but sometimes it's two three. During the summer,

606
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,119
it's like four or five. It could be up to

607
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,359
four or five. They go like they get camp out

608
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:26,279
in the living room with mattresses and stuff like that.

609
00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:30,960
But but the kid like but then like Sonny's friends

610
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,119
sometimes want to come the same night as an Italian's

611
00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:36,279
friends and they're arguing over the theater and blah blah blah,

612
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:38,799
and then Sonny gets mad, so then he leaves with

613
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,640
his friends and then they go to his friend's house

614
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,279
and they spend the night over there and blah blah blah.

615
00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:46,680
But Sonny spent the night out on Saturday night this

616
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,680
last Saturday night, and Natalian had a friend spend the night.

617
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,039
And then Sonny came home at ten am to watch

618
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:55,839
football because football is back on Sundays, so he was

619
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,599
like back and in front of the TV all day

620
00:30:58,759 --> 00:31:05,880
until nighttime on Sunday. Wow. Yeah, yeah, football season. Well,

621
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,880
Sadie went from like no friends, you know, at the

622
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,920
old school. I mean she had her one friend who

623
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,440
she left from the previous school before that, but then

624
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,279
she spent the whole time at Portolo without and then

625
00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:23,200
she finally met the you know.

626
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:29,319
Speaker 3: Buildeber crew. I mean month, like you know, seven months into.

627
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: That, you know, but she already has like a crew.

628
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,279
That's awesome, you know she I mean, she didn't do

629
00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:37,160
anything with them. No, she went to.

630
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:40,759
Speaker 3: The No, she went to the mall the other week.

631
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,440
She didn't really do anything with them. She had a

632
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,079
big homework assignment, but but she was like, yeah, I

633
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,359
might go to the mall with It's like a oh,

634
00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:50,799
I know. Friday, after school, she went over to her

635
00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:53,920
friend's house. Remember I was complaining last week too about

636
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:58,400
the moms that don't drive, well, the mom that didn't

637
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,000
say even say hi to me and I dropped her

638
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:05,160
daughter off. Actually, so the kids went to somebody's house

639
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,880
after school and I was like, well, she was like, uh,

640
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,880
you might need to drive me there, and I was like, well, okay.

641
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,920
So I had to take Xander to get to an

642
00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:19,920
orthodonist appointment to get his retainer for anyway, so I

643
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,720
was like I've got to pick him up, Like, so,

644
00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:23,400
now where.

645
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: Both of us are going to have to come get you?

646
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,279
And we have to wait for LB to come up

647
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,039
with a car. I was like, it's a kashaw Right

648
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,880
Hulk shop. I was like, can't you get a ride?

649
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,559
Can any of these bitches like their parents can't drive you?

650
00:32:33,599 --> 00:32:35,799
Like they're going there, they're already going there. You're going

651
00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:38,240
to someone's house. Can't her mom drive you? And she's like, well,

652
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:40,559
this girl got out.

653
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,119
Speaker 3: Of school early because she had her free period. But

654
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,839
I was like, okay, but what about the other girl

655
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,839
she was like, let me check.

656
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: She came back. She's like, oh yeah, yeah, the other

657
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,000
girl's mom could take me. I was like, oh I could.

658
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:54,240
So then so then John.

659
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: You know, looks on Life three sixty. He's like, wow,

660
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,079
they're in Porter Ranch, which is pretty fine from us.

661
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no. And then I was like okay, Sadie,

662
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,640
like what time.

663
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:06,319
Speaker 3: Are you getting She's like, oh, so and So's mom's

664
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:06,880
gonna drive.

665
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,599
Speaker 1: I was like really, because I thought the mom whose house.

666
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,599
Speaker 3: There at was offering to drive her all the way home.

667
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,240
And I was like that's crazy, right. She goes no, no, no,

668
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,519
the one who lives near us that we went and

669
00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:18,039
picked up.

670
00:33:18,319 --> 00:33:22,359
Speaker 1: Oh. I was like, oh, she's returning the favor. And

671
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,240
I she can't wave, but at least she's great turning

672
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,839
the favor. But I was like, okay, good. Yeah. So

673
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,680
she went and got the girls and brought her and

674
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,400
dropped her off, and I was like, oh my gosh,

675
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,480
she's got like a little crew. That's awesome. Yeah. You know,

676
00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,759
it's like they get older and now it's like every

677
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:40,799
Friday after school they always are like they're gone, they're

678
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:42,960
doing their own thing. It's like, do you want it's hot,

679
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,480
you want me to pick you up? Nope, Friday, I'm fine,

680
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,839
go off with their friends after school. Yeah. What is

681
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,839
the deal with Natalia and the getting her license? Geez,

682
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,160
she's she's studying. I got her the book because somebody

683
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,920
told me, if you get the book from the d

684
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:03,799
that's what's going to help, because I want her to

685
00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:06,359
be really like studied up on it so that she

686
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,320
doesn't have to go again. Just let's go and get it.

687
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,920
They have all these little quizlets though, these little quizzes

688
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,440
you see. But somebody said, don't go off of the

689
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,679
apps or online, use the book. Somebody that, like my

690
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,760
friend Jody had somebody that works at the Jody works

691
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,920
for a celebrity and there's like a concierge to the

692
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,719
DMV that you pay them like a couple hundred bucks

693
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,360
and he takes you straight to the front of the line.

694
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:34,519
He'll take care of everything for you. Blah blah blah

695
00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:36,719
blah blah. I'm not using him, but she was telling

696
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,880
me about it, so I said, can you ask him?

697
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,239
Because she talks to him all the time, I said,

698
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,320
can you ask him? I want to take Natalia for

699
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,400
her test. What's the best way to study for it,

700
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,760
there's because she's got these apps, she's got these online things.

701
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,159
So she asked him, and he said, go into the

702
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,760
DMV and get the booklet he goes, if he just

703
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,639
did it for his son. His son failed same as

704
00:34:56,679 --> 00:35:00,840
Natalia the first one and study from the but he's

705
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,840
got some learning disability. So he studied again from the

706
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,760
book and he only failed by like two questions, just

707
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,360
like Natalia, and then totally aced it the second time.

708
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,880
So I went and picked up that book. I brought

709
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,159
it to her. And now it's like, you know, every

710
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:19,519
single day she's at school until six thirty, and then

711
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:22,519
at least three days a week there's games. They're either

712
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:26,079
off campus on campus, or they're going a wittier. She's

713
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,519
been really like busy, Like how am I going to

714
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,960
take her to the DMV, you know, and if she

715
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:32,679
missed this practice, she's not gonna be able to play

716
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,960
in the games and all that kind of stuff. So

717
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:39,400
you just do it first thing in the morning before school. Hmm. Yeah,

718
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,119
I was thinking, I.

719
00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:42,159
Speaker 3: Mean they're just a little late for school. Yeah, make

720
00:35:42,199 --> 00:35:43,559
the appointment at like eight am.

721
00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:45,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should go there, get it, get it done

722
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,719
and get them to third get to school like a

723
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,679
half hour late. Yeah, maybe we'll do that. We did

724
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:55,079
it for her permit, and then we did it again

725
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:57,320
for the driving toes. Oh that's good in the morning.

726
00:35:57,559 --> 00:35:59,800
Yeah all right. I keep telling him, like, we got

727
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,719
to go, let's do it this week, let's go, let's

728
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,840
do it. So I got into the booklet and she's

729
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:09,440
studying it, so she'll be soon. Yeah. What about Sonny,

730
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,000
He said, he's still not interested. He's not really interested.

731
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,519
Why he's got like I got legs.

732
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 2: I know.

733
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: He loves to walk. He doesn't care, like everything is

734
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,199
in his walking vicinity. Everything.

735
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:26,199
Speaker 3: It's just weird because Elbie loves having her license. Oh

736
00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:30,599
she's a changed person. Yeah, her whole life is different. Yeah,

737
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,199
I mean she's.

738
00:36:32,159 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: Going to be.

739
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:35,119
Speaker 3: She loves being able to drive. She loves being able

740
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:38,039
to drive her friends. She's you know, and she's still respectful,

741
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:39,360
like she's like, can I take the car?

742
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,079
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah?

743
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:43,599
Speaker 3: But you know, Yeah, John and I both basically work

744
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,960
from home. This is the only job I do that

745
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,760
I have to leave the house, right, Yeah, other than

746
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,159
running errands and go to the grocery store. That's why

747
00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:53,199
I wear sweats here. I don't have any work clothes.

748
00:36:53,599 --> 00:36:54,280
Where am I going?

749
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 1: Right? I know?

750
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 3: And John works from home, so we're like, we're good

751
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,559
with the one car. But between us, right, it's very

752
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:04,400
rare that we both need the car, right, So it

753
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,000
works out for her, that's good. Yeah, And she just

754
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,360
she's always like, okay, I'm going here.

755
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:11,679
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm going to be going after school, I'm going

756
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,599
to go grab something to eat, going to dinner with

757
00:37:14,639 --> 00:37:17,119
her friends. Like I would be like, oh, hell no,

758
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:19,840
I'm not dropping you off at like this dinner, that dinner,

759
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:24,280
I would, you know, right, I know, Yeah, natids most

760
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,280
of her friends are driving, which is nice. And same

761
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,280
with Sonny. She's got friends that drive too, so then

762
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,159
he has to have them. They have to always ask

763
00:37:33,199 --> 00:37:37,559
for a ride, right, hasn't had a problem, no no

764
00:37:37,679 --> 00:37:40,119
issues yet. But yeah, so I guess if it's not

765
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,639
coming from Natalia, if she's not like mom, I have

766
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,400
to get my right, Well, she does want her permit,

767
00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:49,079
but it's just a matter of finding the time and

768
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:52,519
she's got to study for it. So but she's almost there.

769
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:54,400
She only makes it by a couple of questions. I

770
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,039
know now, I know. I think we're low in the morning.

771
00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:59,719
I think that's a good idea because I was waiting

772
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,000
for the the volleyball to slow down. And like, I mean,

773
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,480
since school started, they've had games three days a week

774
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,440
twice Tuesdays Thursdays there's a game, and then weekends tournaments.

775
00:38:11,519 --> 00:38:15,039
It's just NonStop. Like looking at the schedule and they're like, okay,

776
00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:18,199
this week, maybe she can go. So she there's no

777
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,760
tournament on the weekend or whatever. And when does club

778
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,280
get going? I don't soon. I think it's October. I think,

779
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,400
my god, how are you gonna handle it? All? Well,

780
00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:31,440
the school will be over, okay, Well, the school will

781
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,400
be over I think in the beginning of November. Okay,

782
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:39,280
so there's a little overlap, but not much. I know. Nice.

783
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,280
I think that's it for this week.

784
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 3: All right, you all right, everybody, we love you all

785
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,039
so much, and we'll see you next weekend.

786
00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:50,679
Speaker 1: Also, we'll see it hopefully in October. That's right. Look

787
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,360
for our promo code coming soon. Yep. All right, you're

788
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,719
a parent now, don't have it up.

789
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,159
Speaker 2: Letting go