Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath.
Speaker 2: Any thrashed relationship, any trash ship, You're worst friend? Do
Speaker 2: you want to know why you're all fucked up? You're
Speaker 2: looking at the fucking problems.
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Speaker 1: with Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I'm joined today by
Speaker 1: my friend and co host, a man wearing what is
Speaker 1: this your finest nineties flannels?
Speaker 2: It's a twenty twenty four flannel.
Speaker 1: It's Shane. Shane's my co host.
Speaker 2: That flannel is from twenty twenty four. It was straight
Speaker 2: in Indonesia.
Speaker 1: You look like a gentleman who's about to blow his
Speaker 1: head off in the atrium of his Seattle home.
Speaker 2: Uh well, yeah, I gotta just kiss my lovely lipstick
Speaker 2: smeared wife goodbye. First.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, though, Uh she I've
Speaker 1: always found Courtney love hot even today. Huh oh, No,
Speaker 1: not as much today. No neither Pam Anderson, I saw
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Speaker 1: who was I talking about? Pam Anderson? Not hot anymore?
Speaker 1: Courtney Love. She was like trashy hot, which I liked.
Speaker 1: I appreciated it, enjoyed that. Manning, Yes, Taron Manning. No,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a different one that's better.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Oh, like the chick that's in movies
Speaker 1: like Joe Dirt and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Oh, what's her name?
Speaker 1: She looks like the.
Speaker 2: Not Jenny McCarthy, but it's oh Jesse Jesse McCarthy.
Speaker 1: Jesse, No, it's not Jenny McCarthy. Jesse, No, no, fucking
Speaker 1: Jesse Jesse. Someone's thinking of it right now. She's probably on.
Speaker 1: My name is Earl? Was she on? My name is Earl?
Speaker 1: I never watch that show?
Speaker 2: Jesse Jones.
Speaker 1: No, one she's on My name is Earl. It's the
Speaker 1: main chick, Jesse James. No, right here, Trey, she is
Speaker 1: Jamie Presley.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's trash.
Speaker 1: Right, She's always been like the trash bag girl or like,
Speaker 1: you know, pure garbage or some kind of as the
Speaker 1: Sopranos would say, scavats, which I think means so disgusting,
Speaker 1: horror or something that's classy.
Speaker 2: You know, Who's who? Who? I like who. I've always
Speaker 2: gotten the vibe that like, oh, she's trash, that is
Speaker 2: hiding the trash. You know, it's like she's she's she's
Speaker 2: buried trash. It's like she was trailer trash, but then
Speaker 2: she got her big break and she's done everything she
Speaker 2: can to hide her trash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how new of an actress.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's been around for probably twenty years or more
Speaker 2: at this point, which I can say you're kind of
Speaker 2: young though, No, I would say she's middle aged at
Speaker 2: this point. But she had a good run a few
Speaker 2: years ago. Her name, like I knew her name maybe
Speaker 2: around two thousand and ten, but her name really started
Speaker 2: to get popular maybe twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence. No real, God, I think Jennifer Lawrence could
Speaker 1: was probably trash.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah she is, she's still trash. Yeah, yeah, I she.
Speaker 1: Had a good run. That's why I was kind of
Speaker 1: because I still kind of consider her a little bit young.
Speaker 2: A young one who's trash is Kristen Stewart.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, if that's fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's absolute garbage. But the older one I
Speaker 2: was thinking about who buried her trash is Carla Gugino.
Speaker 2: Shows her tits in every fucking movie, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, not well known. If you want to ask
Speaker 1: why I'm wearing sunglasses, I'll tell you. At any point
Speaker 1: you just you let me know.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Okay.
Speaker 1: I put them on hoping you would ask. There was
Speaker 1: gonna be no answer to it either, by the way,
Speaker 1: none whatsoever. It was just gonna be, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it look cool. Carla Gugino. I am a huge fan
Speaker 1: of I love Carla Gugino. She's even aging really well.
Speaker 1: Was she the one in those fucking uh no, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but the new she's like the new. She's
Speaker 1: the girl in the new Ryan Murphy's thing, the House
Speaker 1: on Haunted Hill. Why manner. That guy's kind of building
Speaker 1: a Ryan Murphy type thing, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, and that's you know that her? Yeah, all right, I.
Speaker 1: Got one that's even hotter, and I didn't think it
Speaker 1: was possible because Carla Gugina was real high up there
Speaker 1: for me, but kind of like the class version of her.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: Okay, go you want to give me a hint though,
Speaker 2: Bond Girl, Oh, Denise Richards, Eva Green, Oh, yeah, she's
Speaker 2: garbage too, but not really.
Speaker 1: She's kind of like classy garbage, Like I actually believe
Speaker 1: her when she's like I just like having my pussy
Speaker 1: out in movies for the art form. I go, man,
Speaker 1: this artist is so wonderful. My pussy is ought Eva
Speaker 1: Green has. Does she have great tits? Even Green?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: But you know, am I sharing my screen?
Speaker 2: They're European? Yeah, I can see her screen. They're European tits.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Oh they're pretty good.
Speaker 2: I mean they're pretty good. They're European tits. You know,
Speaker 2: It's like what i'd expect from a Shakespeare play.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think these are pretty great tits. But that's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I won't debate you on it. That's
Speaker 1: subjective obviously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got good tits. But I tell you the
Speaker 2: one I thought you were gonna say, Queen of the trashy.
Speaker 2: I think this is fake? Oh that picture of her
Speaker 2: spreading her fucking wound. Yeah, I think so wound.
Speaker 1: That's her womb. Fucking who was I gonna say, Leah
Speaker 1: Remony garbage, total garbage, like what she does. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: high up there, definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wish I wish she would stop blabbing about
Speaker 2: science intology and show her fucking pussy in a movie.
Speaker 1: Has she ever done any nudity?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 2: Dude, just fucking for Kevin James and his trailer.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh you like it, she's like spreading her butthole. Man.
Speaker 2: She was so hot though, Oh yeah, yeah, she was
Speaker 2: a hot fucking stupid idiot da So for that scientology scam.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a real picture either. I don't
Speaker 1: think she was on the King of Queen's topless. I
Speaker 1: don't think the CW or whoever it was, would have
Speaker 1: pressed that.
Speaker 2: No, this was in between takes. She was just showing
Speaker 2: the audience. She's like, what do you think guys? You
Speaker 2: know she talked n.
Speaker 1: I always found her hot though, but you're right trashy,
Speaker 1: But that's what I like. Like there. When I worked
Speaker 1: at the office, there was this lady who was but ugly,
Speaker 1: but there was something so sexy about her because she
Speaker 1: talked in like this garbage Staten Island accent, like she
Speaker 1: had a horrible wench face and like real kinky blonde hair,
Speaker 1: decent body, but the the top was just a wreck,
Speaker 1: like Honder decapitated, and she fucking she should kind of
Speaker 1: talk like this CNL, like, oh, how you guys done?
Speaker 2: And that's offloading.
Speaker 1: He was so sexy to me, so sexy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really, I don't. I mean, I can't so
Speaker 2: for me with the Okay, I'll give you an example.
Speaker 2: I was smoking a cigarette today on my lunch break.
Speaker 2: I was sitting in my car.
Speaker 1: And I'll give you an example. When you're done of
Speaker 1: a cigarette being hot in a trashy context, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting in my car smoking a cigarette at a
Speaker 2: donut shop, parked in the back because that's where the
Speaker 2: shade is and I want to smoke cigarettes and be
Speaker 2: left alone. When what do you know it a homeless
Speaker 2: you know, like Aborigine, walks behind my car, locks eyes
Speaker 2: with me for probably twenty seconds in my rear view mirror,
Speaker 2: just stares me in my eyes and.
Speaker 1: Wait he turns its male or female.
Speaker 2: Female Okay, then turns and walks into the woods. And
Speaker 2: I thought to myself, Man, if I didn't have to
Speaker 2: go back to work, I'd go see if she wanted
Speaker 2: to fuck. That's how I think of trashy. Like I'm
Speaker 2: not like attracted to trashy girls, but it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: if I see some toothless bitch like, you know, locking eyes, like,
Speaker 2: I'll see if she's you know, street walking, I'll see
Speaker 2: if she needs a tenor see.
Speaker 1: This is what I mean. We need to read, maybe
Speaker 1: redefine or come to a compromise on the term trashy.
Speaker 1: Like I'm thinking of it more like, do you remember
Speaker 1: girl we went to high school with in our gaming class?
Speaker 1: First name Laura, last name should have been giant, huge,
Speaker 1: heavy tits, I think so, yeah, or it could have
Speaker 1: been Laura dated every black football player.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I remember her?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, one time I saw her at
Speaker 1: the gym. This was twelve years ago, something like that,
Speaker 1: busting her ass at the gym, poor and sweat. Really
Speaker 1: just an example of a chick who you're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this girl wants to stay alive a long time, gets
Speaker 1: out to her car, immediately lights up a one hundred
Speaker 1: cigarette and starts and it windows up Okay, that to
Speaker 1: me is so kind because she was doing all that
Speaker 1: working out. In my mind, not to live longer, it's
Speaker 1: just to have a better body to get fucked more.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, I mean maybe she's a sexual though,
Speaker 2: maybe she just wants a better body because that's how
Speaker 2: she makes her money, you know, getting fucked on television.
Speaker 1: No, no, she was not asexual. She was a pig.
Speaker 2: I thought she just stayed a football players so she
Speaker 2: could practice for her television gig.
Speaker 1: Fucking that's not her television gig.
Speaker 2: What I thought it was. I thought she had a
Speaker 2: job fucking on TV.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's not fucking on TV. She might be on TV. No, no,
Speaker 1: you're thinking of Shannon, the older girl.
Speaker 2: She in the news or some wrese shit fuck her.
Speaker 1: She was hot though, but she also looked just like
Speaker 1: her older brother, which was fucking gross.
Speaker 2: Dude, let me see him.
Speaker 1: Let's see if he's on here.
Speaker 2: Hold on, yeah, let's see how pretty he is.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, all right, all right, let me look this
Speaker 1: girl up. Her name Shannon, Oh girl, and the master
Speaker 1: chef guy came up.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I don't know what to tell you, dude.
Speaker 1: I don't know either. Wait here, we go. Oh, this
Speaker 1: isn't good. This isn't good radio at all.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's better than some of the shit
Speaker 2: I hear.
Speaker 1: I thought she went to Hofst I guess not.
Speaker 2: Oh well, fucker who cares either way? Yeah, we knew
Speaker 2: a girl who got fucked on TV.
Speaker 1: Oh there she is right there.
Speaker 2: Where's her brother? Though? That's what I wanted, That's what.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find. Man, Just give me a second.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ in heaven. Oh, it's none of these guys.
Speaker 1: That's an old corpse.
Speaker 2: It looks like a guy who guarded a prison camp
Speaker 2: in w W two.
Speaker 1: I can tell you. It looks like this, except like
Speaker 1: a guy.
Speaker 2: I fuck him.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, fair enough, that's a guy. Uh speaking
Speaker 1: of that guy was my football coach. I had a
Speaker 1: Were we talking about something.
Speaker 2: Trash? Course?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think you know, we've run the gamut on that.
Speaker 1: I like when they're trashing. I think the idea behind
Speaker 1: it is you want Every guy I think wants that
Speaker 1: to a degree, even if it's just the sexual part,
Speaker 1: like some chick who's just kind of insatiable and will
Speaker 1: pull you into a restaurant bathroom or something or whatever.
Speaker 1: But then guys don't want the full breadth of what
Speaker 1: trashy represents, Like she's also gonna have her pussy hanging
Speaker 1: out in a nice restaurant while she's drinking too much.
Speaker 1: Like you have to deal with that aspect too.
Speaker 2: I see, I like the second one. No you yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I like well in that scenarios yelling racial slurs, it's
Speaker 1: some guy.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you're you're you're really putting icing on the cake. Right.
Speaker 2: For me, at least, it's more of the fact that
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to deal with that. Oh man, I'm
Speaker 2: moving to the South.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good cool, sounds good fucking Protestants. Your
Speaker 1: wife's screaming at some guy.
Speaker 6: God damn.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they they they are Protestant, right, they don't
Speaker 2: like Catholics down there? Is that how it works?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Methodist, Baptist isn't all that horseshit down there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all Protestant, that's all fucking the ship. After
Speaker 2: they schismed off of the church or whatever, Martin Luther
Speaker 2: was like, hey, you're doing church wrong, you fucking dummies,
Speaker 2: and he's just a fuck Catholicism. And then everything that
Speaker 2: came after that is fucking weak ass gay Protestant y'all
Speaker 2: are doing it wrong. Protestants, you gotta fucking eat the
Speaker 2: skin of Jesus and drink his calm or whatever. Okay,
Speaker 2: is that what those white crackers are? Are they? Are
Speaker 2: they skin flakes of Jesus.
Speaker 1: Let's cleanseer palette on this.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's the body of Christ and the blood of Christ.
Speaker 5: So the body is just like his back peelings. Are
Speaker 5: they toenails? Jesus got some big fucking toes, dude.
Speaker 1: I assumed it was like dehydrated flesh.
Speaker 2: Oh like kind of like jerk jerky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Christ jerky or like dried fruit jerky Christ.
Speaker 1: That would be a cool product.
Speaker 2: Are you Jesus jerky?
Speaker 1: That's a fair point, yeah, Jesus jerky. I don't want
Speaker 1: to admit that one's better because I like jerky Christ,
Speaker 1: like Jesus Christ. Yeah, but it was better, I will
Speaker 1: admit it. I'm a bigger man than that jerkis Christ.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put my fucking sunglasses back on. I
Speaker 1: want you to know that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, why are you wearing the sunglasses? Man?
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. Let me play
Speaker 1: this video for you here. So this was at a
Speaker 1: hockey game. I think this was last year, but the
Speaker 1: first time I'm seeing this video, it's fucking cute as hell.
Speaker 1: It's his little kid, and there was a sign that says.
Speaker 2: It's my first game.
Speaker 1: I'm George or some shit like that, right, and the
Speaker 1: crowd's like, fuck, yeah, George. Watch what happens when they
Speaker 1: cut away from George. Oh shit, it's fun, it's cute,
Speaker 1: and the audience is gonna say, how are we gonna
Speaker 1: know that they cut away from George. We'll just listen
Speaker 1: to it and tell me if you can figure out.
Speaker 7: Okay, Oh man, they're brewing this old guy.
Speaker 8: It's georget No, he's just a little kid.
Speaker 7: Ah, they're cheering for this little boy.
Speaker 2: Wait, we watched the game.
Speaker 1: Fuck this guy, show me a little kid again. It's
Speaker 1: just to me, that's just like a cute community type
Speaker 1: of moment where we're all like, hey, we're gonna rally
Speaker 1: around this kid. I did this once. I explained this once. Right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna rally around this one kid and fuck everyone
Speaker 1: else in the entire everything. So I told you what
Speaker 1: I did in college, right, where I would go around
Speaker 1: and I would not the white boards. What are they pinboards?
Speaker 2: What do you call sackboards? What tack boards?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: If I said sackboards, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that? You didn't even know?
Speaker 2: That's better? That's better actually sacked whatever.
Speaker 1: So I used to go around in college and I
Speaker 1: thought it was funny to take off all the pins
Speaker 1: and just let everything fall to the floor. And I
Speaker 1: hit on me every one of them. Hey, it was funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: you were over there killing brown people at the time.
Speaker 1: I stayed here and had to bring comedy to the world.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just peed and poop down in a lot
Speaker 2: of holes.
Speaker 8: Oh you want to expand on that, or oh no,
Speaker 8: I didn't kill anybody.
Speaker 2: It's just like, you know, you be in a tube
Speaker 2: that is dug in like ten feet into the ground
Speaker 2: and you poop into a shack. You know, It's just
Speaker 2: like you pee and you poop well into holes and
Speaker 2: then you come home. You don't have to kill brown people.
Speaker 2: You just got to leave some brown people behind.
Speaker 1: So I would. I had this tissue box that I
Speaker 1: ripped the top off of and then reinforced with tape
Speaker 1: because I was really bored. It was in class. I
Speaker 1: don't fucking I don't like. I just sat in the
Speaker 1: back of class doing that one day.
Speaker 3: Was it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was reinforcing with tape because I was creating
Speaker 1: a permanent receptacle for these uh thumbtacks that I was stealing.
Speaker 1: So I always kept that in the car. I probably had, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, two hundred and fifty three hundred thumb
Speaker 1: tacks something like that.
Speaker 2: And such a kid thing to do.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but look here, I'm gonna explain to you
Speaker 1: how I rallied around one individual.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, this has been a story about thumbtack so far.
Speaker 1: So one night I saw this poorly written, handwritten thing
Speaker 1: saying like I lost my book. If you find it,
Speaker 1: please call this number or send an email here. I
Speaker 1: would appreciate it. It's very expensive. I don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of like a real fucking sob story written like horizontally,
Speaker 1: not horizontally, not like some weird fucking matrix scrolling words,
Speaker 1: but kind of like very on a thin thing, not
Speaker 1: across a full sheet or anything like that. So I
Speaker 1: going and doing my nightly routines at community college. I'm
Speaker 1: ripping down everybody's stuff, and I see this guy's thing,
Speaker 1: and I go and I'm there with my friend John,
Speaker 1: I'm with Nick, I'm with Rob, I'm with everybody. I go,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a good thing. We're gonna find this
Speaker 1: guy's book. So we had off for like the next hour.
Speaker 1: It was an hour break. I went into a fucking
Speaker 1: faculty room. I made two hundred copies of this thing,
Speaker 1: and we went around in the entire school. I replaced
Speaker 1: every single fucking flyer that was already up there, thumbtack, thumbtack, thumbtack.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I would put four thumbtacks in it, just so
Speaker 1: it stayed up of the same exact photo copy of
Speaker 1: the guys thing asking for a book, I put like,
Speaker 1: you know, seven or eight of them across a fucking board,
Speaker 1: and I did every board on the school, and everybody
Speaker 1: came along with me, and we sung a song about
Speaker 1: being good Samaritans.
Speaker 2: Fucking Kryui. You are a person who watched a lot
Speaker 2: of movies, because that is the sort of action taken
Speaker 2: upon by that person who thinks the world is a movie.
Speaker 2: I've seen that before. I've seen a movie where a
Speaker 2: guy plasters the same advertisement. I think it's like a
Speaker 2: thing for a girl, like, oh I saw you at
Speaker 2: the coffee shop, Well please fucking suck my co By
Speaker 2: the end of the movie, and it's like on every board,
Speaker 2: it's on every podium, it's on every light. Poul you
Speaker 2: just took some romantic comy move and made it about
Speaker 2: some autistic kid. Yeah, yeah, you wanted to fuck this kid.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine he wanted to fuck this retarded kid.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if he came into school the next
Speaker 1: day thinking like, Oh, no, one's even going to return
Speaker 1: my book and I am so poor. He was probably
Speaker 1: an immigrant, for being honest. It was a community college,
Speaker 1: and he was probably just trying to do better for
Speaker 1: his family. Probably came here legally like a good person does,
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh no, I can't have my book.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to study and become a
Speaker 1: nurse or whatever. And then he walks into school that
Speaker 1: day and there's just fucking two three hundred copies of
Speaker 1: his thing, and people are walking around probably thinking like
Speaker 1: what asshole ripped down everybody else's stuff and just put
Speaker 1: up ten copies of their thing on each board, Right,
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: He was thinking, Oh no, they're going to think I'm asshole,
Speaker 2: prick man. Yeah, you fucked that guy hard. I did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he wanted to him and you did. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do a good thing though.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't. You didn't. You did a bad that.
Speaker 2: You singled him out, you made him an oddity, you
Speaker 2: othered him, and that's why he had to go back
Speaker 2: to his fucking Somalian refugee camp and learned the terrorist
Speaker 2: trade like his pa.
Speaker 1: Uh, all right, jumping onto this thing here. You wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about this?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, I heard about this. I heard the
Speaker 2: I think there's a TV spot or something that we
Speaker 2: could watch where it works. The thing is operated by kids,
Speaker 2: the kids play with it or whatever. So I'd really
Speaker 2: like to see how that happens. There's a new toy outfit.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play it in one second. Here's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna cut this out on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna switch you.
Speaker 2: From the what I think you should.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna switch you from my WiFi to the regular
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's gonna kill it.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should do that.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Uh, I think this.
Speaker 2: Could be really bad for the listeners.
Speaker 1: No, you're audio is starting to get bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, my audio is good.
Speaker 1: It was starting to get bad. Okay, we're back now,
Speaker 1: and it is at twenty one minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's it. It feels like twenty one days.
Speaker 1: All right, um, so you want to pull this up?
Speaker 1: You said, why didn't you tell me that before that?
Speaker 2: It felt like twenty one days every time I spent
Speaker 2: twenty one minutes with you?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 1: This is all being cut off, ohrby.
Speaker 2: Making funny jokes for that?
Speaker 1: Didn't you say there's a thing to watch?
Speaker 2: Yeah, TV spot? There we go? What is it? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: there's a there it is it's that's the one. Oh god,
Speaker 2: damn it.
Speaker 1: Well this is good too, though.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think that'll be fine. I saw it
Speaker 2: on Instagram. It looked like it was from mattel.
Speaker 1: Let's see fall fag.
Speaker 3: Have you got a little kine, Lucy Edward?
Speaker 2: That's good? Okay? Good?
Speaker 1: You want to you want to do this one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, alright, alright?
Speaker 1: Three? Two?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I couldn't find a TV spot. I'm going to keep looking.
Speaker 2: But it was an Instagram ad No, it could it
Speaker 2: could have just been some Chinese bought.
Speaker 1: It could have been some t MoU bullshit. And the
Speaker 1: thing is it wasn't. It wasn't what it's supposed to be,
Speaker 1: just broken in the spot. It's it doesn't make sense
Speaker 1: until we tell them.
Speaker 2: What it was. It was one eighth its size.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Uh this is Mattel debuting its first
Speaker 1: ever Something Barbie.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, have you got a little kine?
Speaker 3: Lucy Edwards is touching the first ever blind Barbie doll
Speaker 3: for a blind broadcaster and disability activist. It's a moment
Speaker 3: she had longed for.
Speaker 9: I'm super excited because I didn't see yo, yo yo.
Speaker 1: Look, I can speak on vision advocacy now with obviously
Speaker 1: young baby David with his one eye.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you gotta pass.
Speaker 1: He's great right now, and he is one I poke
Speaker 1: away from being the biggest burden in the world. Now
Speaker 1: he's a cat obviously not a human being, so he's
Speaker 1: like only half the burden of what a human being is.
Speaker 1: I guess right, sixth But this lady's got some real
Speaker 1: wont guys here, and I would almost rather pop this
Speaker 1: one out and get a faky in there. Am I wrong?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know why all blind people aren't
Speaker 2: just automatic severed, you know, and then given just like
Speaker 2: nice stationary glass, just too two toned white and blue.
Speaker 2: That's all you get, No, pupil.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'll take it a step further
Speaker 1: so I don't have to look at their freaky weirdo eyes.
Speaker 1: Get some real nice designer ones through some elli designer eyes.
Speaker 1: There you get the wise thing going on. You know,
Speaker 1: that's dope, fucking dead light eyes.
Speaker 2: Well, here's what I want to know. Does the blind
Speaker 2: Barbie because I mean, folks, you can't see, but yeah,
Speaker 2: the lady, I mean she she pointed it out to
Speaker 2: you right at the beginning. Bobby has because she's blind.
Speaker 2: So she uses the little pain to walk around and
Speaker 2: I guess what is it? Sonar the environment? Does she
Speaker 2: sonar with the cane? Is that how it works?
Speaker 1: And you're thinking of Daredevil? I think, okay, he's in.
Speaker 1: He's actually an exception, he's not the rule.
Speaker 2: People. I assume that, uh, Daredevil was just a show
Speaker 2: to teach modern youth about how blindness works.
Speaker 1: It was a lawyer show. That's all how all blind
Speaker 1: people are for the most part. No, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I want to do. I want to start three
Speaker 1: D printing Ken dolls with huge dicks and going the
Speaker 1: stores and popping them in the Blind Barbie ones. So
Speaker 1: some girl pull it out and just be like, look
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm touching Bobby's cane, and they're just
Speaker 1: stroking Ken's enormous weird porn dick, like not even one
Speaker 1: of those big porn dicks, like one of those oddity
Speaker 1: fake porn dicks.
Speaker 6: You know, why is Bobby's cane stuck between her legs?
Speaker 6: It wear her brists?
Speaker 2: But you know, I want to know when they take
Speaker 2: Blind Barbie's sunglasses off, does she have wonk eyes like
Speaker 2: this newscaster lady.
Speaker 1: That's a great I don't think she's a newscaster lady.
Speaker 1: I think she's just a lady they brought in.
Speaker 2: They said she was a British blind person and TV presenter.
Speaker 1: Oh really, uh huh, All right, let me hear it again,
Speaker 1: local British blind lady and television ancha.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, Farving, have you got a little cane?
Speaker 3: Lucy Edwards is touching the first ever blind Barbie Doll
Speaker 3: for a blind broadcaster and disability activist. It's a moment
Speaker 3: she had longed for.
Speaker 9: I'm super excited because I didn't see myself represented as
Speaker 9: a young blind girl.
Speaker 2: You didn't see yourself represented anywhere ever, at any time,
Speaker 2: in any in any arena, for any cause or any
Speaker 2: reason whatsoever. There's actually there's good reason that you're not
Speaker 2: seeing yourself represented in any of these groups or classes
Speaker 2: or categories. It's because you're blind. I would wonder about it.
Speaker 2: I would wonder about if she was saying.
Speaker 6: I'm so happy to see myself represented.
Speaker 2: What the fuck dude thought you were fucking blind?
Speaker 1: And bitch, were you unhappy seeing yourself represented before? And
Speaker 1: if you were unhappy seeing yourself represented, someone needs to
Speaker 1: wonder why are you claiming to be blind if you
Speaker 1: saw yourself represented.
Speaker 2: That does something's not math in there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, her fucking eyes. They're going in her eyes. The
Speaker 1: direction of her vision is making a perfect right triangle.
Speaker 1: It's bothering me.
Speaker 2: Her eyes are the opposite of infinity.
Speaker 1: If she had laser beams coming out of her eyes,
Speaker 1: you could make sure a wall is plumb by putting
Speaker 1: her head up against it.
Speaker 2: She can see her temples.
Speaker 9: Up in the world. All I wanted was a role
Speaker 9: model that looks like me.
Speaker 1: You should have want it fucking eyes, sweetie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, that's like a really simple thing to
Speaker 4: want for. I think they do I transplant. Oh, I
Speaker 4: get it. Maybe her brain's busted. Maybe maybe they could
Speaker 4: give her all the eyes in the world. She's just
Speaker 4: got a stupid, dumb like vision spot in her brain.
Speaker 2: It's like, sorry, signals are getting crossed.
Speaker 1: Ray Charles meets with the devil, and the devil goes, Ray,
Speaker 1: I will give you anything you want if you sell
Speaker 1: me your soul, and he goes, deal, it's a deal,
Speaker 1: and he goes, Okay, what do you want? He goes
Speaker 1: a third hand. Devil looks at him and just really,
Speaker 1: you don't want to fix your fucking eyes. Sorry. I
Speaker 1: was coming up with a comparison to that, and then
Speaker 1: I got lost in this cool story where Ray Charles
Speaker 1: has three hands but it's still blind.
Speaker 2: Oh but he could play piano a third of the
Speaker 2: way better or half better.
Speaker 1: Better, And finally we have fun.
Speaker 3: Toymaker. Mattel collaborated with several organizations dedicated to aiding the
Speaker 3: blind community to create the doll.
Speaker 1: I give it a stick, yeah, and and determine whether
Speaker 1: or not, like you said, fucking do we z exact
Speaker 1: the eyes? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do we make them wanked or do we roll them back?
Speaker 1: Or what do we do?
Speaker 2: That's the one thing. It's like, Okay, we got to
Speaker 2: contact every blind advocacy organization in the world and you know,
Speaker 2: get a general consensus like eyes wonky, yeah or nay,
Speaker 2: you know, and then then we'll make our decisions. You know,
Speaker 2: obviously we're gonna have to make the dolls different for China.
Speaker 2: But aside from that wonky eyes yeah or na?
Speaker 1: Do you see that? Actually I'm not making this political.
Speaker 1: That's a great example of what a waste of fucking
Speaker 1: money some of these things are. To like make sure
Speaker 1: like there is somebody somewhere whose job it was to
Speaker 1: reach out to every like the top fifty blind advocacy
Speaker 1: groups and be like should we roll the eyes back
Speaker 1: or put them to the side, or blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: just wipe them out. And they made a power point
Speaker 1: and they compiled all of that, they put it in
Speaker 1: an excel and they're like, well, this percentage of people
Speaker 1: and these people in this region and really what Mattel
Speaker 1: could have done is just done, like, oh, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna have the eyes rolled back like all wonked, and
Speaker 1: then if anyone came out and complained about it, Mattel
Speaker 1: should just come out and go, uh, we'll speak to
Speaker 1: the blind groups. If they'd like us to permanently discontinue
Speaker 1: this model, we'd be happy to. We just didn't look
Speaker 1: into the eye thing as well. We thought this was appropriate. Boom,
Speaker 1: that's all you got to say, and it's done. You
Speaker 1: just saved a salary and you got crazy publicity for
Speaker 1: this fucking retard eye doll that no one's gonna really want,
Speaker 1: and no one wants it is going to actually see.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah that's true. But I think it's it's better
Speaker 2: to just do the advocacy thing, because you know, if
Speaker 2: they didn't, they would just have to go with the
Speaker 2: one black guy who was like, hey, why don't we
Speaker 2: just make it so the sunglasses don't come off at all,
Speaker 2: you know, and then they would do that, and then
Speaker 2: when the Barbie came out and people.
Speaker 6: Like this is so fucking rude, I can't believe this.
Speaker 6: So what blind people must sleep with their sunglasses? Huh,
Speaker 6: we're just all a monolith. Right, we all walk around
Speaker 6: with our little cane and our little sunglasses and our
Speaker 6: flat mid sections that don't have any wounds for people
Speaker 6: to stick dicks into. Right, that's what you think of
Speaker 6: us blind folks.
Speaker 2: And then they got this black guy, like, hey, come on,
Speaker 2: I was trying to make it easy so we didn't
Speaker 2: have to worry about whether to make does all wonky.
Speaker 2: And they blame it all on the black guy. Then
Speaker 2: he loses a job, his family is shamed, his wife
Speaker 2: leaves him, He blows his head off with his shotgun.
Speaker 2: Now fails miserably at it.
Speaker 1: Let me fix your story, let me pivot you there,
Speaker 1: his family's about to leave him, he goes into a
Speaker 1: store to try and buy some stuff with a counterfeit twenty.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and then go ahead keep telling.
Speaker 1: Me YadA YadA, YadA, riots YadA YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: COVID, Yeah, YadA, YadA, YadA, some rye it's happened, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: Now the president got grown out. We're going to have
Speaker 2: a civil war. But I think that, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that blind Barbie is uh what's it called the the
Speaker 2: eyes is going to be the determining factor on whether
Speaker 2: or not I buy one. Are they going to show
Speaker 2: the eyes?
Speaker 1: You know what's so great? They don't even have to
Speaker 1: make a new mold. You can literally if this was
Speaker 1: a hit, like a so to me, to me, this
Speaker 1: is weird. This is not some weird inclusion thing or whatever.
Speaker 1: This this is more of a publicity stunt, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: to get some like you know whatever ableism or non
Speaker 1: ableism points or some shit like that.
Speaker 2: Right. I think every year Barbie is like, Okay, what
Speaker 2: group can we put on a pedestal this season? Sure?
Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't even have a problem
Speaker 1: with that. You know, they're still making all the other
Speaker 1: Barbies at everyone. They're not it's actually Barbie's black or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think it's blind spot.
Speaker 2: It's their whole stick, Like every year for as long
Speaker 2: as I can remember, since I was a kid. Like
Speaker 2: my aunt when I was a little kid, she you barbies,
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, but she would make it hide her keep.
Speaker 1: Your head all wrapped up until the end. When you
Speaker 1: poil your cock out with a knife at sleep away camp.
Speaker 2: She's like, leave them in your closet and don't open
Speaker 2: the boxes. When you're thirteen, we'll open them together, you know.
Speaker 2: But no, she used to buy Barbies and collect them,
Speaker 2: and they used to have like commemorative shit all the time,
Speaker 2: like Miss America Barbie and Astronaut Barbie and all this bullshit. Right,
Speaker 2: that's like the whole fucking thing. They've always been inclusive, right,
Speaker 2: but now they're doing it for people who we didn't
Speaker 2: really want to include for a while. I think the
Speaker 2: ripples and black people.
Speaker 1: Fucking uh no, I think what's so great about the
Speaker 1: blind one? And you can do it for all of
Speaker 1: the other like targeted senses is all you have to do.
Speaker 1: All they have to do is take skiing Barbie and
Speaker 1: then take anything else and take the ski pole out
Speaker 1: and give it to beach Barbie. Give it to fucking
Speaker 1: lawyer Barbie, give it to doctor Barbie. I'm a blind
Speaker 1: doctors in this ironic but fucking that's such a great
Speaker 1: way of just rebranding. They just have to make new
Speaker 1: packaging for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a good idea, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could do you could also like you.
Speaker 1: Don't even have to change anything for death Barbie. You
Speaker 1: could just even have Barbie and put a sticker on
Speaker 1: it that says now death.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think you should have the death Barbie, like you
Speaker 2: should have a special mold for the head where they
Speaker 2: their face always looks like they're in midward where they're
Speaker 2: always like, well that's a more's always like you know,
Speaker 2: like in that that like that death that death mouth,
Speaker 2: that deaf mouth you know that they make when they're talking,
Speaker 2: Like every word they speak is always like audience, you
Speaker 2: hear my voice, but you know the mouth I'm making, right,
Speaker 2: you can see my mouth, you know the mouth right,
Speaker 2: that's the death mouth.
Speaker 1: That's the death mouth. Yes, I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: Uh fucking yeah. But that's you know, that's such a
Speaker 1: great racket where they don't really have to even change much.
Speaker 1: You don't have to change like when they made by Barbie.
Speaker 1: I assume they had to change the skull mold and
Speaker 1: like the ankle mold, it's.
Speaker 2: Still like muscles. Yeah, yeah, more more Amazonian stature overall.
Speaker 1: But I tell you, man, the Asian ones, they had
Speaker 1: to square off the feet, you know.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's what makes Mattel, That's what makes
Speaker 2: Barbie special. Though. It's like, you know, kind of like
Speaker 2: Disney is, like the parks are a cut above like
Speaker 2: just going to bush Gardens or something, right, Like, bush
Speaker 2: Gardens is nice. Six Figs is nice, but Disney is
Speaker 2: really like they try to make it a special experience.
Speaker 2: The parks are super clean and that they they they
Speaker 2: have the characters just coming up to you and engaging
Speaker 2: with you and ship and they have like the different
Speaker 2: lands of your favorite characters. They have the fucking just
Speaker 2: just like the the stuff that's I fucking forget the
Speaker 2: name of it. They have the stuff at night where
Speaker 2: it's like gets all emotional and it gives you the
Speaker 2: chills on your spine with the fireworks and the water shit.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I feel like Mattel is kind of like
Speaker 2: that with the Barbie line, where they they they do
Speaker 2: Barbie kind of a cut above other toys, right, Like
Speaker 2: Barbie's got the nice articulated elbows and knee joints and
Speaker 2: ankle joints. I think they fucking gave her tits. Sometimes
Speaker 2: they have underwear on her because it's like you pull
Speaker 2: the clothes off and it's like, hey, why doesn't she
Speaker 2: have a pussy, and it's like, oh, she's got permanent underwear.
Speaker 2: I guess she's chased, you know. But the uh she's Muslim. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because she's not allowed to fuck have.
Speaker 1: They made Have they ever made a Muslim Barbie?
Speaker 2: That's that's what I was getting to, Like, I think
Speaker 2: with everyone, they try and make the mold a little
Speaker 2: different so that way, it's like it can't be imitated.
Speaker 2: You can't just wrap a scarf around your you know,
Speaker 2: your sailor Barbie, and now you got a Muslim Barbie.
Speaker 2: It's like, sorry, she's got to have brown skin and
Speaker 2: a kind of a crooked nose and really big bulging
Speaker 2: eyes and you know, like some fucking deep emotional trauma
Speaker 2: that you can see through the eyes, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wheelchair Barbie. I think that was like wheelchair Skipper, Like
Speaker 2: if you take her clothes off her, her spine bone
Speaker 2: is like popping out and it's all twisted and shit.
Speaker 1: Zelda from Pet Cemetery Barbie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's who they modeled her after. They just
Speaker 2: gave her a nicer hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking I don't know. I don't know, man, I
Speaker 1: don't I really, I have so little commentary on Barbie.
Speaker 1: I'm realizing, like I'll make fun of blind people all day,
Speaker 1: but it's the barbie thing. I have no real comment here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great. Jen's aunt still buys her barbie for Christmas
Speaker 1: every year as I was gender with them, put them
Speaker 1: in the closet, like stores them nice, and I think
Speaker 1: the idea is to give them to our kids someday.
Speaker 2: You know, so that way you can fit.
Speaker 1: You know, when he's a fourteen year old boy, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sit him down and make him open every Christmas
Speaker 1: Barbie from nineteen eighty eight until Jen's aunt stops buying them.
Speaker 2: For that was like my grandpa with hes trucks.
Speaker 1: He used to get hest trucks as a kid.
Speaker 2: Dude, they were the coolest fucking toy. I didn't like
Speaker 2: trucks stuff when I was a kid. I didn't like
Speaker 2: like trains and like kids were into that and I was.
Speaker 2: I did find that off putting, you know, Like as
Speaker 2: a kid, I knew I was weird for a few reasons.
Speaker 2: One of them was how how a lot of the
Speaker 2: stuff the other kids liked I did not give a
Speaker 2: fucking shit about. Dude, like trucks and police officers and
Speaker 2: cops and robbers and uh, fucking what is another one?
Speaker 2: Fucking what is another one of those staples that kids.
Speaker 1: I got a weird one, pull them mic closer to
Speaker 1: you or something.
Speaker 2: I think the only thing I really liked that was
Speaker 2: like a normal boy thing was like g I Joe.
Speaker 2: I really liked playing with g I Joe.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you my example. My cousins. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of like rich kid cousins. They I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know how they turned out with it, but like
Speaker 1: I just know my uncles and aunts were richer than
Speaker 1: our family was, and so I assume they raised some
Speaker 1: They were all obsessed like these are like one kid
Speaker 1: his parents his father always had a new Porsche every year,
Speaker 1: and this and that. They were obsessed as kids, obsessed
Speaker 1: with tractors, right yeah, fanned movers and becos and yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I could not think of it anything.
Speaker 1: I gave a shit about less than fucking do youse
Speaker 1: tractor can lift with? What do I give a shit?
Speaker 1: I'm playing woverine over here, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I did like like X Men and shit
Speaker 2: like that. I was into boys stuff. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 2: like I was into that stuff way early. Like I
Speaker 2: liked X Men and Batman and all that stuff by
Speaker 2: like three or four, and all my friends at school
Speaker 2: or whatever, the kids I saw at school and my
Speaker 2: cousins and everything. Yeah, they liked trains and tractors and
Speaker 2: baccos and all this dumb shit. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: are you a fucking idiot or are you just like
Speaker 2: a savant? You know, you're off to mechanical engineering school
Speaker 2: next week? Like what the fuck? Is it? It always
Speaker 2: it always bugged me, But I now, as I'm getting
Speaker 2: older and becoming more autistic, I'm kind of seeing the appeal. Really, No,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck without a tractor.
Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you, is there a context where
Speaker 1: you could see giving a fuck about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was autistic.
Speaker 1: No, you and Kiki everybody get inherited five acres of
Speaker 1: land somewhere with a really nice house. Well, now you
Speaker 1: got to think about are you going to dig stuff
Speaker 1: up in the back and you know, is it something
Speaker 1: you're gonna constantly need to do? And do you need
Speaker 1: to learn how to work this thing that was left there?
Speaker 1: Are you just going to sell it for whatever?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm just grow real high and whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to come to see my house from
Speaker 2: the highway.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is there was a point in your
Speaker 1: life when you couldn't have given a fuck less about
Speaker 1: dry wall until you got a house and then punch
Speaker 1: holes in dry wall and.
Speaker 2: Had to figure about drywall. Drywall can suck my dick.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to make my life all about drywall.
Speaker 2: You learn how to fix it, though, right, But I like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I didn't sit at my fucking my play matt
Speaker 2: or in my jungle yeah earth and suck on a
Speaker 2: tractor trailer toy or whatever. The what were you just
Speaker 2: talking about? What did I not do? Oh? I didn't
Speaker 2: suck on drywall until it melted in my mouth and
Speaker 2: turned my shit particles white.
Speaker 1: No, I guess that's fair. You didn't do that, that's true.
Speaker 1: But yeah, my cousins did that, and it was fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: I always was like like I knew, like I didn't
Speaker 1: know what homosexuality was, but I was like, I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was homosexual though, That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: just knew in my soul. I kind of knew, like
Speaker 1: this is so gay.
Speaker 2: This is when you knew there was a difference between
Speaker 2: being gay and being homosexual.
Speaker 10: Sure, sure, I'm almost simplifying yeah, yeah, it was so gay.
Speaker 10: I was just like, this is so gay. Oh look
Speaker 10: though this one's got it's got a scoop on the
Speaker 10: front so you could get even more dirt. And I
Speaker 10: was just like, who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: But I wonder is that from money? Like I came
Speaker 1: from a fucking mini van and I wasn't a car guy,
Speaker 1: but I could understand a kid being a.
Speaker 2: Car new thing.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, meaning, like I thinking of
Speaker 1: the upgrade, why do they have the rich kids stuff,
Speaker 1: and they're thinking of the quote unquote downgrade?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I don't know, dude. Maybe it's just because rich
Speaker 2: kids get babied more so they just play with fucking
Speaker 2: dumb baby shit for longer. I'll tell you another another
Speaker 2: fucking thing that happened a couple of years later that
Speaker 2: it was like this. It was like an echo of
Speaker 2: my my younger years where I was like, God, it's
Speaker 2: happening again, where everybody liked some fucking whack ass, like
Speaker 2: young ass kid shit, and I was like, dude, that's
Speaker 2: fucking goat. And that was a wrestling like up until
Speaker 2: you sat up until middle school, you were gay as fuck.
Speaker 1: For that, I wasn't because I had access. Let's put
Speaker 1: it this way. Uh, if you had access to like
Speaker 1: top tier NASCAR shit, and you along to a bunch
Speaker 1: of this other kid's NASCAR shit, like his family was
Speaker 1: tied in, they had a team, you could go down
Speaker 1: and stand on the track and see them whip by
Speaker 1: you and this and that. At some point you would
Speaker 1: be like a NASCAR's cool, I'm gonna be in the NASCAR,
Speaker 1: And then you'd kind of be in a NASCAR then
Speaker 1: we as we discussed last week, once pussy came around,
Speaker 1: like the actual idea of getting pussy, not just beating
Speaker 1: your dick, a lot of those baby fantasies go out
Speaker 1: of your head.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, So if somebody gave you free tickets right
Speaker 2: now for WrestleMania, would you go absolutely?
Speaker 1: I would go for spectacle alone.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if someone gave you free tickets right now
Speaker 2: to watch me get fucked in the ass by twenty guys,
Speaker 2: would you.
Speaker 1: Go Yeah, I'd scalp them out front.
Speaker 2: No, but you have to go or else you're gay
Speaker 2: for the wrestling.
Speaker 1: Thing, I'd bark for you out front. I'd go, who
Speaker 1: wants to see a wonderful show? Tonight, folks.
Speaker 2: If you wouldn't watch show for you here, if you
Speaker 2: wouldn't watch my butt ramming Spectacle, but you would watch
Speaker 2: these gay fucks in underwears be really strong and jump
Speaker 2: and do flips and stuff, then that's a bias in
Speaker 2: one direction, and that's for those gays and not this gay.
Speaker 2: So you either watch both of you watch neither, then
Speaker 2: you're fucking gay.
Speaker 1: I'll not only will I watch, I'll produce that show
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: I'd like be off Broadway.
Speaker 1: I'll reach out to some people I know. Uh, and yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get that set up. We'll put that on the Patreon. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. We're at a weird standstill. We
Speaker 1: can jump into let me share my screen.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 1: We could talk about this, right, but we could also
Speaker 1: do like a full episode on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do a full episode on that. That's
Speaker 2: a good, good thing.
Speaker 1: But then we still need to fill time. We can
Speaker 1: talk about this thing.
Speaker 2: Hey, we could talk about that thing or some other thing.
Speaker 2: Like you pull your thing out, I could my thing out.
Speaker 2: So I was.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you I haven't been sleeping at all lately. Ooh,
Speaker 1: that'll touch on one of the topics I sent you
Speaker 1: what is your pillow placement?
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, we got to talk about what
Speaker 2: kind of pillow you have.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, well, first of all,
Speaker 1: thank you for asking.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you want to know. But basically
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you you're probably doing pillows all
Speaker 2: fucking wrong, dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing. I have the true Swiss army
Speaker 1: knive knife pillows set up in this sense. I have
Speaker 1: six different full size pillows.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: Right, And they don't all just sit on the bed
Speaker 1: like I'll literally I'll throw some on the chair, I'll
Speaker 1: do whatever, like I'm not nothing set up for nice
Speaker 1: cities like this is all survival at this point. Fucking
Speaker 1: uh So. Pillow wise, I have different different hardnesses, different
Speaker 1: heights or thicknesses. One's like a memory foam one. I
Speaker 1: got a different one, a seventh one for between your legs,
Speaker 1: like specifically made for that sleeplike strong. Okay. My bed
Speaker 1: is up against a wall, so that acts as like
Speaker 1: a full headboard. Okay, but I know joke. I laid
Speaker 1: in bed at like twelve last night and I tossed
Speaker 1: and turned until six thirty in the morning, no distractions,
Speaker 1: no anything like that, just total My neck would not
Speaker 1: feel comfortable. This combination of this pillow and this pillow
Speaker 1: brought it just like a quarter inch too high, and
Speaker 1: then this one and this one about a quarter inch
Speaker 1: too low, and it just fucking sucked. Toss turn all
Speaker 1: night long. Man, I don't.
Speaker 2: Unsay, are you having any physical pain?
Speaker 1: Uh in my neck?
Speaker 2: If it's okay?
Speaker 1: Too long? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: Okay? What are the shape? What is the shape of
Speaker 2: your pillows?
Speaker 1: I mean just they're a standard pillow.
Speaker 2: Also, Okay, that's where you're going wrong, all right. So
Speaker 2: I had the same problem, right I had. I had
Speaker 2: a thin pillow, I had a thick pillow. I had
Speaker 2: two thin pillows. I had a down pillow. I had
Speaker 2: like a body pillow. I had gone through a lot
Speaker 2: of pillows.
Speaker 1: Right, Hu, shan am your pillow.
Speaker 2: I'm your body pillow.
Speaker 1: No, I'm your down pillow. Do you want a paper
Speaker 1: or plastic for you?
Speaker 2: Grocerbes lay on my belly? Okay?
Speaker 1: So you had all the combinations of pillows.
Speaker 2: I had a bunch of them. Yeah, over the years,
Speaker 2: and I had this thing a few months ago where yeah,
Speaker 2: neck pain every single day, and it wasn't a matter
Speaker 2: of not being able to sleep. I could sleep fine,
Speaker 2: but I was waking up just in a excruciating neck
Speaker 2: pain every fucking day. No matter how I tried to
Speaker 2: fall asleep, I would wake up some other way and
Speaker 2: I would be just like it was like a pinch
Speaker 2: in my neck all the time. So my wife had
Speaker 2: bought like a special pillow a while ago, and I
Speaker 2: was like, you got to get me the same pillow
Speaker 2: as you because I've slept on it before and it's
Speaker 2: really comfortable. And I was like, give me the get
Speaker 2: me the exact same one, and she did, And after
Speaker 2: sleeping on it for a while, I learned some things right. One,
Speaker 2: almost everybody sleeps wrong. I watched like a video on
Speaker 2: YouTube about the natural sleeping posture and how your body
Speaker 2: is meant to stand straight up and the best way
Speaker 2: we can sit to preserve like our posture, and then
Speaker 2: everything that's going to prevent like pain and pinching nerves
Speaker 2: and stuff. And anybody who sleeps on their side or
Speaker 2: their belly is fucking themselves up, probably because there's no
Speaker 2: way you can lay in one of those positions and
Speaker 2: get support to all the areas of your body that
Speaker 2: need it right, like your spine, your neck. You're putting
Speaker 2: pressure on one side more than the other, so you're
Speaker 2: cutting off circulation. It's it will never ever stay comfortable
Speaker 2: to sleep in one of those positions. You might feel
Speaker 2: comfortable momentarily on your side or on your belly, but
Speaker 2: it will not stay comfortable if you fall asleep that way.
Speaker 2: So I only sleep on my back. Now, this special
Speaker 2: pillow has got a cutout where it's like flat, and
Speaker 2: then it's got like a divot for your neck, and
Speaker 2: it puts pressure, like upward pressure onto your neck. So
Speaker 2: it like encourages you to tilt your head back and
Speaker 2: put your shoulders like against the pillow because it's just
Speaker 2: like you fit perfectly into it. And then you could
Speaker 2: lay on your side if you wanted. It wouldn't be uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: but there's just like no reason to move. It's like
Speaker 2: everything kind of locks into place, and your whole body
Speaker 2: just feels like all the tension and pressure comes off
Speaker 2: and you're able to wake up without extreme neck pain.
Speaker 2: Now your issue is falling asleep, which leads me to
Speaker 2: believe it's not something to do with your pillow, and
Speaker 2: it's probably something to do with having a restless, overactive mind.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm too smart for sleep?
Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, I mean maybe you've got like a potion
Speaker 2: or a concoction or an invention or something that's waiting
Speaker 2: to come out of you.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I think probably you've got a lot of stuff on
Speaker 2: your mind, and you probably have a lot of distractions
Speaker 2: around you, like podcasts and television and computers and pussy
Speaker 2: and pets and all this stuff that you know, Like
Speaker 2: you're laying there and it's like, oh man, this isn't
Speaker 2: a comfortable pillow, and I'm not even as tired as
Speaker 2: I thought I was. I guess I could get some
Speaker 2: pussy by that, I mean, play with your cat.
Speaker 1: Wait, so look, I can't give up TV or podcasts.
Speaker 1: Are you saying I should kill Jen and little baby David?
Speaker 2: No, not necessarily. I'm just saying no.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't take it off the table. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying distractions, sure you Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean you're not comfortable. You're not uncomfortable in bed,
Speaker 2: are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm physically uncomfortable when neck hurts like again, it's like
Speaker 1: it's either my neck needs to be here and every
Speaker 1: combination I have puts it here or here orthing like that.
Speaker 2: You're not going to get the right pillow for side sleeping.
Speaker 2: I mean they don't exist because you're.
Speaker 1: Oh see that's what I was gonna say. You're taking
Speaker 1: into account. Back sleepers is like any one under two bills,
Speaker 1: anyone over two bills, back sleeping is not a thing.
Speaker 1: Why Uh breathes of apnea? Yeah, yeah, well I thought
Speaker 1: you were under two bills. Now, no from all the law. No, dude,
Speaker 1: that's how high I was.
Speaker 2: What are you at now? Like one night?
Speaker 1: Talk about it. We'll talk about it when I get
Speaker 1: back on this. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, well I don't know. I mean I I see
Speaker 2: you breathing. You look like you're breathing. Fine, I think
Speaker 2: you should sleep on your back one night. See I've
Speaker 2: been breathing. I've been getting.
Speaker 1: See if it works, Uh, strap yourself down, put a
Speaker 1: cord across your chest. No, I uh, I've been falling.
Speaker 1: Have my Apple watch and it tracks your heart rate
Speaker 1: when you sleep. I've been having a thing where my
Speaker 1: heart heart reate drops under forty or something we've talked about.
Speaker 2: That cool.
Speaker 1: That's not good, right, it's why is it bad? Because
Speaker 1: what am I doing?
Speaker 2: You're just not using a lot of blood and stuf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm not breathing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That won't have anything to do with it. Your blood
Speaker 2: will circulate independently. It will just if you're not breathing,
Speaker 2: the blood will be circulating with less oxygenated blood in it.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: No, all right, man, for more oxygenated blood.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: See I don't know either. See Yeah, sound like a
Speaker 1: real dickhead.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can stop breathing for a while before your
Speaker 2: circulation has to stop. Right.
Speaker 1: Look, Apple sending me an alert about it.
Speaker 2: That means something. I think that's a good thing. When
Speaker 2: your shit goes that low when you're sleeping, I think
Speaker 2: that just means like I think if it was frantic,
Speaker 2: and like I think if your heart rate was one
Speaker 2: twenty when you were asleep, that would be a way
Speaker 2: bigger concern.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right, my watch is dead. Otherwise i'd
Speaker 1: read it. It's literally like warning.
Speaker 2: Horning you your hearts be stopping. You have ten second
Speaker 2: to restart your heart.
Speaker 1: Speaking of someone who's trying to stop their heart. I
Speaker 1: came across this video. I have yet to watch it,
Speaker 1: but it's gross, Like her face is gross, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to watch it. God damn it.
Speaker 2: Man, she looks like a leather Face. Leatherface's sister is
Speaker 2: prom Date.
Speaker 1: So I think she was practicing kissing on a twelve gage.
Speaker 2: And she was she was getting ready for a threesome.
Speaker 2: She was using a double barrel.
Speaker 1: All right, So the quote here is I survived my
Speaker 1: suicide attempt. It's crazy they can't even say suicide. They
Speaker 1: and the unlive thing is the gayest thing.
Speaker 2: Like they can't say it. It's that like they they
Speaker 2: self censor because they don't want their ship to be
Speaker 2: shadow band or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. They can't say it because
Speaker 1: it'll be in the algorithm.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I say it. Yeah, it makes suicide you pussy.
Speaker 1: Uh But that's why Yeah, yeah, that's that's why I'm
Speaker 1: not in the algorithm. Right, yes, exactly right, right, starting
Speaker 1: to make sense, let's sen this broad has to.
Speaker 2: Say whatever you're struggling with. Jesus she whatever you're struggling with,
Speaker 2: especially if it's talking out of the face you blew
Speaker 2: off with a shotgun.
Speaker 1: She looks like, uh, I think the vampires in Blade
Speaker 1: Trinity was that when the mouths opened up.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like wish master. Yeah it wor you know,
Speaker 2: and cheaper screepers, yaper scrapers.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right right right, yeah, her face looks like that.
Speaker 1: She would be so hot too. I wonder why she
Speaker 1: tried to kill.
Speaker 2: Herself, Probably because fucking dweebs like you were like, you're
Speaker 2: so hot, you want to go out?
Speaker 1: You're so pretty? I fucking love you.
Speaker 2: Maybe, Oh I'm ever gonna get our podcast losers.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be great if I'm just mocking her? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't be sure to kill herself. Why is she try
Speaker 1: and kill herself because some nerd in cell hacked her
Speaker 1: phone and was committing sexual blackmail against her?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, I wouldn't. I would be like, blackmail me.
Speaker 2: Please show my grandmother. She needs to see it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see whatever.
Speaker 2: You're struggling with, it does do better.
Speaker 1: And I don't want you.
Speaker 2: To make the sally.
Speaker 1: You know what she had yankie teeth.
Speaker 2: She wasn't that hot, right, Yeah, she just wanted to
Speaker 2: put them in the right spot. She was just.
Speaker 1: Spraighting down her teeth.
Speaker 2: If I aim properly and I just take the left quadrant,
Speaker 2: I should be able to rewelth these ones.
Speaker 1: Uh let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh god, damn did she leave the stock of the
Speaker 2: gun in her neck?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 1: The things they have to blur. And I s astress
Speaker 1: t myself with my Yeah, it shot myself, but and
Speaker 1: I ship myself with it. I surbubbed my suice attempt
Speaker 1: and I suicide attempt, and I shit myself with yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, great.
Speaker 2: While they were fixing my face, they noticed this huge
Speaker 2: tumor in my neck.
Speaker 1: Oh man, what is it that is? That's a shame.
Speaker 1: You weren't in the er with me right when I
Speaker 1: when the bottle broke on my face.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I stayed at home with your fucking brother
Speaker 2: and your friend Blandrew and watched television.
Speaker 1: Really, was that what it was?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah? And then your dad or your whoever brought
Speaker 2: you to the hospital, brought you home and you were
Speaker 2: all stitched up, and we were like, thanks for letting
Speaker 2: us stay here, missus. Matt's mom, Well, we had I
Speaker 2: look at this.
Speaker 1: I look at this lady's face, and I think about it.
Speaker 1: With my face, you can't go to an er and
Speaker 1: have them just kind of tie the flaps back together.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're gonna get some janky mess like this, And
Speaker 1: like my face looks like I have a real defined
Speaker 1: scar on my face from that.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, sometimes scars just be scar And dude,
Speaker 2: I have a some kid cut me with a pen
Speaker 2: or a pencil once in middle school and I I
Speaker 2: still have a scar, like a raised, like nasty, fleshy
Speaker 2: scar on my arm from it. I can still see
Speaker 2: it clear as day. And you know, I didn't get
Speaker 2: stitches or anything. It wasn't it did. I don't remember
Speaker 2: it bleeding. You know. It was like one of those
Speaker 2: ones where you can kind of see the red, like
Speaker 2: the blood, you know, my skin, the skin is broken,
Speaker 2: but nothing pours out.
Speaker 1: It's It was amazing how badly those scar I have.
Speaker 1: I bumped into a whiteboard we have and I got
Speaker 1: like a puncture scratch it liked what wasn't. But then
Speaker 1: I I probably like touched it too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got all greasy and stuff from your fucking chicken.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, but it's not infected. But it's still there,
Speaker 1: raised and there's still somewhat of a scab a year
Speaker 1: and a half later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, it's like a hard like uh like skin. It's
Speaker 1: not a scab in the way you think of a scab.
Speaker 1: It's like hard skin that'll just rip off of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like when you I think, when you break
Speaker 2: down all those layers a skin. I think it like
Speaker 2: it just heals, disgusting and bulbous and you know, fucking nasty,
Speaker 2: like this girl's neck.
Speaker 1: All right, let's watch more of this. I I was
Speaker 1: in a very dark place and I didn't understand or
Speaker 1: comprehend was happening.
Speaker 2: To the other time for everyone wondering what this is.
Speaker 1: This is called a tissue expander.
Speaker 2: Okay, why would you need to have your tissue expanded?
Speaker 2: I thought you already did that with a shock.
Speaker 1: She expanded her face like the big bang.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, the whole fuck universe spread out all
Speaker 2: over the back of her brush.
Speaker 1: Hey all right, someone tweeted her. Hey, love, I was
Speaker 1: wondering if the surgeon surgery you recently had for the
Speaker 1: skin under your chin, will they revise that or remove
Speaker 1: that in the future, Like, what's the reason for it
Speaker 1: being there? If you don't mind me, If you don't
Speaker 1: mind me, Yo?
Speaker 2: Is that an Adam's apple implant?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 1: What the fuck would that thing?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 1: Shit's nasty, though.
Speaker 2: You got a little gulley in there so you can
Speaker 2: barf your food up for your baby.
Speaker 1: You know, Jenna and I have been saying about David
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 1: We look at him and he's like kind of chubby,
Speaker 1: but he's not overweight. We took him to the vet
Speaker 1: and we we're looking at him, and I'll just look
Speaker 1: at her and I'll go he.
Speaker 8: Do be eating though, right, He do be eating though
Speaker 8: our saying that a lot cats do be eating shit. Yeah,
Speaker 8: she do be blowing her head off though.
Speaker 1: She do be doing that though, you know.
Speaker 2: I honestly though, fucking big ups to the surgeons. They
Speaker 2: really put her ass back together. She looks like a creature. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm imagine. I don't know what they had to work with.
Speaker 2: That's a fairpoint. Built her. In nineteen eighty five, dude,
Speaker 2: when I was in my combat lifsab course and the Marines,
Speaker 2: they showed us a picture this guy blew the bottom
Speaker 2: of his face off in a failed suicide as like
Speaker 2: an example of what we could expect on the battlefield.
Speaker 2: You know, I think tongue hanging out and shit, and
Speaker 2: it's like twenty thirty years ago rebuilding that would have
Speaker 2: been like, Okay, you are Frankenstein, you know, like that's
Speaker 2: your life now. When you go out, everyone sees you
Speaker 2: as Frankenstein. This bitch could put on a ma if
Speaker 2: it was COVID times, she could put on a mask
Speaker 2: and go out around dusk. And if you were in
Speaker 2: like a restaurant like Applebee's or something with you know,
Speaker 2: like medium yellow tinted lighting, dude, you would think she
Speaker 2: was exotic as fuck.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but she also does have a huge lump on
Speaker 1: her neck and masks that far she'd have to probably
Speaker 1: rock a gator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she would need a Turtlenecker.
Speaker 1: But one of those things. No, no, no, where those
Speaker 1: those negated Yeah, now that they're trying to ban them
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, well just because.
Speaker 2: Of certain culture likes to break the rules when they're
Speaker 2: wearing the mask that everybody else likes, So now none
Speaker 2: of us can enjoy it. Thanks Republicans.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what this girl has to say.
Speaker 2: This is to stretch the skin on my neck. So
Speaker 2: when they shoot this down it'll fix the discoloration. Dap
Speaker 2: it downh God. Okay, they did a skin graft on
Speaker 2: her leg and left her achilles tendon exposed.
Speaker 1: It looks like he really, I mean, it looks like
Speaker 1: raw pork man. That's rough.
Speaker 2: Jesus. It looks like they tattooed the anatomy onto her leg.
Speaker 2: It's fucking awful.
Speaker 1: Though, you know what.
Speaker 2: It's to fix her face though, Yeah, I know they
Speaker 2: should have just they should have just said, you know what,
Speaker 2: your face is a goner. At least she still got
Speaker 2: nice legs to Yeah, just stay.
Speaker 1: Bent over all the time, sweetie, you got everything else
Speaker 1: working for you.
Speaker 2: Just wear a fucking a fireman's mask, like in a
Speaker 2: violent nature.
Speaker 1: All right, Surdery will be getting my bottom, but prepared
Speaker 1: so it'll be getting pulled up.
Speaker 2: This will be getting shaved.
Speaker 1: Down, taking out currently and no. But seriously, look the
Speaker 1: tats on her hands, how she dresses the cute seness,
Speaker 1: even though her teeth were a little JANKI I don't
Speaker 1: think it was worth her trying to blow her fucking
Speaker 1: face off because she was hot enough. Like if she
Speaker 1: didn't blow her face off, she could be making a
Speaker 1: living on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she could be making a living fucking just blowing
Speaker 2: guys behind the bagel shop I park my car at.
Speaker 1: She could still do that. She just hasn't lower her
Speaker 1: prices now right, You got an teeth in that thing?
Speaker 2: Or what is it? I don't know, Like maybe the
Speaker 2: tats came after maybe she blew her face off and
Speaker 2: then the tats were a way to like take focus
Speaker 2: off her face.
Speaker 1: But that is Is that a style you like from
Speaker 1: a white girl, because it's a style I kind of
Speaker 1: like from a white girl, not one I would want
Speaker 1: to marry or be around, but want to fuck like
Speaker 1: that kind of like bohemian like bullshit type of thing again,
Speaker 1: just to fuck, not to not.
Speaker 2: To make the bohemian thing, sure, but not like not
Speaker 2: like the fake bohemian things. So there is a difference
Speaker 2: like that, if you just go to Burning Man or whatever,
Speaker 2: like fuck you. But if you have been like couch
Speaker 2: surfing for two years and getting tattoos at parties and shit,
Speaker 2: and you're a transient, you're actually from Anada and you
Speaker 2: wound up in Arizona, and it's like, you know, you
Speaker 2: fuck guys, you don't care, You're you're the you're the
Speaker 2: one like using guys and stuff like that's pretty bohemian,
Speaker 2: you know, like that's that's a that's a that's my
Speaker 2: idea of a bohemian woman, right, It's like not some
Speaker 2: fucking chick who works at office depot and you know,
Speaker 2: has to put a band aid over her nose ring
Speaker 2: and it like, I'm not that fake shit, right, So,
Speaker 2: but I think that we were real. The real thing
Speaker 2: is pretty rare nowadays. Most of those girls got fucking
Speaker 2: uh what is it. They flew to Syria and joined
Speaker 2: Isis like twelve years ago, and we haven't heard from
Speaker 2: him since.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been breeders over there ever since. Which this
Speaker 1: girl could still go over there and be a breeder
Speaker 1: if she wanted to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the veil would actually do probably would
Speaker 2: fix all the problems, right yeah, yeah, they wouldn't know
Speaker 2: about the tattoos either.
Speaker 1: Here you go. No, but I understand what you were saying.
Speaker 1: But again, we were just talking about putting your dick
Speaker 1: in something at a tent, in like in a tent somewhere,
Speaker 1: like fucking something in a tent. I think that fake
Speaker 1: bohemian thing is totally fine in that circumstance.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, it's fine to fuck, but it's like I
Speaker 2: don't talk, yeah, but I also say anything.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk too long with the couch
Speaker 1: surfer either though, because I'm sure she has some opinions
Speaker 1: that are real retarded.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's the best part of her. She has no opinions.
Speaker 2: She's a nobody, dude. Like, that's the thing. She's just
Speaker 2: a homeless person.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're the best ones. If they go missing, yeah,
Speaker 1: it even comes to look for them.
Speaker 2: You know. That's what a lot of people don't seem
Speaker 2: to realize is all those fucking people in the sixties
Speaker 2: who did that like finding yourself thing, that Jack Kerouac shit,
Speaker 2: that Hunter s Thompson shit. Those were all spoiled rich
Speaker 2: people with nothing to do, you know, like they just
Speaker 2: went out and did nothing. They just went out and
Speaker 2: became homeless.
Speaker 1: These are these beat Nicks or not beat Nicks.
Speaker 2: Beat Nicks and those inspired by them. Yeah, Like, so
Speaker 2: you have your like Hunter s. Thompson right, Like it
Speaker 2: kind of embodies that for me, where it's like fuck authority,
Speaker 2: fucking formity, fuck anybody but yourself, like hedonism all this bullshit, right,
Speaker 2: that whole thing is just like, uh, it's just being
Speaker 2: a homeless person. But you you're cool somehow, you know
Speaker 2: you're a showered homeless person.
Speaker 1: I always forgot Hunter S. Thompson died in two thousand
Speaker 1: and five. I gotta be honest with you. I think
Speaker 1: you would have hated Trump, but he would have been
Speaker 1: disgusted with the Democratic Party too.
Speaker 2: Maybe. I think he probably would have been fucking zonked
Speaker 2: out of his mind and been like, h Johnny, Johnny,
Speaker 2: you gotta take me back to my room, Johnny.
Speaker 1: My wife keeps shitting everywhere, Hunter, and I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. I have to clean my bed.
Speaker 1: What a fucking loser, john Can.
Speaker 2: You imagine cleaning your wife's shit out of bed and
Speaker 2: she's not having a demented episode.
Speaker 1: Or she's not showering off because you ask for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine that part.
Speaker 1: No, me too, But like that's another scenario. You know what?
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