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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath.

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<v Speaker 2>Any thrashed relationship, any trash ship, You're worst friend? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know why you're all fucked up? You're

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<v Speaker 2>looking at the fucking problems.

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<v Speaker 1>You hang around with. You listen to Your Worst Friend

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<v Speaker 1>with Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I'm joined today by

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<v Speaker 1>my friend and co host, a man wearing what is

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<v Speaker 1>this your finest nineties flannels?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a twenty twenty four flannel.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Shane. Shane's my co host.

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<v Speaker 2>That flannel is from twenty twenty four. It was straight

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<v Speaker 2>in Indonesia.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like a gentleman who's about to blow his

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<v Speaker 1>head off in the atrium of his Seattle home.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh well, yeah, I gotta just kiss my lovely lipstick

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<v Speaker 2>smeared wife goodbye. First.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest with you, though, Uh she I've

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<v Speaker 1>always found Courtney love hot even today. Huh oh, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not as much today. No neither Pam Anderson, I saw

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, Patreon dot com slash Worst friend Cast. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>who was I talking about? Pam Anderson? Not hot anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney Love. She was like trashy hot, which I liked.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciated it, enjoyed that. Manning, Yes, Taron Manning. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a different one that's better.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? Oh, like the chick that's in movies

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<v Speaker 1>like Joe Dirt and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, Oh, what's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>She looks like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Jenny McCarthy, but it's oh Jesse Jesse McCarthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse, No, it's not Jenny McCarthy. Jesse, No, no, fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Jesse. Someone's thinking of it right now. She's probably on.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Earl? Was she on? My name is Earl?

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<v Speaker 1>I never watch that show?

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>No, one she's on My name is Earl. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>main chick, Jesse James. No, right here, Trey, she is

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie Presley.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she's trash.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, She's always been like the trash bag girl or like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, pure garbage or some kind of as the

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<v Speaker 1>Sopranos would say, scavats, which I think means so disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>horror or something that's classy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Who's who? Who? I like who. I've always

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<v Speaker 2>gotten the vibe that like, oh, she's trash, that is

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<v Speaker 2>hiding the trash. You know, it's like she's she's she's

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<v Speaker 2>buried trash. It's like she was trailer trash, but then

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<v Speaker 2>she got her big break and she's done everything she

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<v Speaker 2>can to hide her trash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how new of an actress.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's been around for probably twenty years or more

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, which I can say you're kind of

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<v Speaker 2>young though, No, I would say she's middle aged at

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<v Speaker 2>this point. But she had a good run a few

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. Her name, like I knew her name maybe

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<v Speaker 2>around two thousand and ten, but her name really started

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<v Speaker 2>to get popular maybe twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Lawrence. No real, God, I think Jennifer Lawrence could

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<v Speaker 1>was probably trash.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah she is, she's still trash. Yeah, yeah, I she.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a good run. That's why I was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>because I still kind of consider her a little bit young.

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<v Speaker 2>A young one who's trash is Kristen Stewart.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, if that's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's she's absolute garbage. But the older one I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking about who buried her trash is Carla Gugino.

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<v Speaker 2>Shows her tits in every fucking movie, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what, not well known. If you want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm wearing sunglasses, I'll tell you. At any point

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<v Speaker 1>you just you let me know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I put them on hoping you would ask. There was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be no answer to it either, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>none whatsoever. It was just gonna be, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it look cool. Carla Gugino. I am a huge fan

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<v Speaker 1>of I love Carla Gugino. She's even aging really well.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she the one in those fucking uh no, no, no, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, but the new she's like the new. She's

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<v Speaker 1>the girl in the new Ryan Murphy's thing, the House

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<v Speaker 1>on Haunted Hill. Why manner. That guy's kind of building

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<v Speaker 1>a Ryan Murphy type thing, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and that's you know that her? Yeah, all right, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got one that's even hotter, and I didn't think it

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<v Speaker 1>was possible because Carla Gugina was real high up there

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<v Speaker 1>for me, but kind of like the class version of her.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go you want to give me a hint though,

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<v Speaker 2>Bond Girl, Oh, Denise Richards, Eva Green, Oh, yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 2>garbage too, but not really.

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<v Speaker 1>She's kind of like classy garbage, Like I actually believe

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<v Speaker 1>her when she's like I just like having my pussy

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<v Speaker 1>out in movies for the art form. I go, man,

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<v Speaker 1>this artist is so wonderful. My pussy is ought Eva

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<v Speaker 1>Green has. Does she have great tits? Even Green?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, am I sharing my screen?

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<v Speaker 2>They're European? Yeah, I can see her screen. They're European tits.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they're pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they're pretty good. They're European tits. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like what i'd expect from a Shakespeare play.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think these are pretty great tits. But that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I won't debate you on it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>subjective obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's got good tits. But I tell you the

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<v Speaker 2>one I thought you were gonna say, Queen of the trashy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is fake? Oh that picture of her

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<v Speaker 2>spreading her fucking wound. Yeah, I think so wound.

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<v Speaker 1>That's her womb. Fucking who was I gonna say, Leah

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<v Speaker 1>Remony garbage, total garbage, like what she does. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>high up there, definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I wish I wish she would stop blabbing about

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<v Speaker 2>science intology and show her fucking pussy in a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Has she ever done any nudity?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, just fucking for Kevin James and his trailer.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you like it, she's like spreading her butthole. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>She was so hot though, Oh yeah, yeah, she was

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<v Speaker 2>a hot fucking stupid idiot da So for that scientology scam.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's a real picture either. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she was on the King of Queen's topless. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think the CW or whoever it was, would have

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<v Speaker 1>pressed that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this was in between takes. She was just showing

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<v Speaker 2>the audience. She's like, what do you think guys? You

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<v Speaker 2>know she talked n.

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<v Speaker 1>I always found her hot though, but you're right trashy,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's what I like. Like there. When I worked

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<v Speaker 1>at the office, there was this lady who was but ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was something so sexy about her because she

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<v Speaker 1>talked in like this garbage Staten Island accent, like she

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<v Speaker 1>had a horrible wench face and like real kinky blonde hair,

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<v Speaker 1>decent body, but the the top was just a wreck,

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<v Speaker 1>like Honder decapitated, and she fucking she should kind of

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<v Speaker 1>talk like this CNL, like, oh, how you guys done?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's offloading.

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<v Speaker 1>He was so sexy to me, so sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really, I don't. I mean, I can't so

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<v Speaker 2>for me with the Okay, I'll give you an example.

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<v Speaker 2>I was smoking a cigarette today on my lunch break.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sitting in my car.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll give you an example. When you're done of

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<v Speaker 1>a cigarette being hot in a trashy context, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting in my car smoking a cigarette at a

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<v Speaker 2>donut shop, parked in the back because that's where the

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<v Speaker 2>shade is and I want to smoke cigarettes and be

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<v Speaker 2>left alone. When what do you know it a homeless

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like Aborigine, walks behind my car, locks eyes

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<v Speaker 2>with me for probably twenty seconds in my rear view mirror,

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<v Speaker 2>just stares me in my eyes and.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait he turns its male or female.

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<v Speaker 2>Female Okay, then turns and walks into the woods. And

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<v Speaker 2>I thought to myself, Man, if I didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>go back to work, I'd go see if she wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to fuck. That's how I think of trashy. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not like attracted to trashy girls, but it's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if I see some toothless bitch like, you know, locking eyes, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see if she's you know, street walking, I'll see

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<v Speaker 2>if she needs a tenor see.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I mean. We need to read, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>redefine or come to a compromise on the term trashy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm thinking of it more like, do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>girl we went to high school with in our gaming class?

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<v Speaker 1>First name Laura, last name should have been giant, huge,

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<v Speaker 1>heavy tits, I think so, yeah, or it could have

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<v Speaker 1>been Laura dated every black football player.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I remember her?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, one time I saw her at

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<v Speaker 1>the gym. This was twelve years ago, something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>busting her ass at the gym, poor and sweat. Really

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<v Speaker 1>just an example of a chick who you're like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this girl wants to stay alive a long time, gets

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<v Speaker 1>out to her car, immediately lights up a one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>cigarette and starts and it windows up Okay, that to

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<v Speaker 1>me is so kind because she was doing all that

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<v Speaker 1>working out. In my mind, not to live longer, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just to have a better body to get fucked more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh all right, I mean maybe she's a sexual though,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she just wants a better body because that's how

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<v Speaker 2>she makes her money, you know, getting fucked on television.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, she was not asexual. She was a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she just stayed a football players so she

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<v Speaker 2>could practice for her television gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking that's not her television gig.

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<v Speaker 2>What I thought it was. I thought she had a

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<v Speaker 2>job fucking on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she's not fucking on TV. She might be on TV. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking of Shannon, the older girl.

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<v Speaker 2>She in the news or some wrese shit fuck her.

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<v Speaker 1>She was hot though, but she also looked just like

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<v Speaker 1>her older brother, which was fucking gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, let me see him.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see if he's on here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, yeah, let's see how pretty he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, all right, all right, let me look this

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<v Speaker 1>girl up. Her name Shannon, Oh girl, and the master

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<v Speaker 1>chef guy came up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, I don't know what to tell you, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know either. Wait here, we go. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't good. This isn't good radio at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's better than some of the shit

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<v Speaker 2>I hear.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she went to Hofst I guess not.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, fucker who cares either way? Yeah, we knew

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there she is right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's her brother? Though? That's what I wanted, That's what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to find. Man, Just give me a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ in heaven. Oh, it's none of these guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an old corpse.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a guy who guarded a prison camp

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you. It looks like this, except like

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<v Speaker 2>I fuck him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, fair enough, that's a guy. Uh speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of that guy was my football coach. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>Were we talking about something.

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<v Speaker 2>Trash? Course?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know, we've run the gamut on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like when they're trashing. I think the idea behind

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<v Speaker 1>But then guys don't want the full breadth of what

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<v Speaker 1>out in a nice restaurant while she's drinking too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you have to deal with that aspect too.

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<v Speaker 2>I see, I like the second one. No you yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I like well in that scenarios yelling racial slurs, it's

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<v Speaker 1>some guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, you're you're you're really putting icing on the cake. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, at least, it's more of the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have to deal with that. Oh man, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>moving to the South.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, good cool, sounds good fucking Protestants. Your

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<v Speaker 6>God damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they they they are Protestant, right, they don't

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<v Speaker 2>like Catholics down there? Is that how it works?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Methodist, Baptist isn't all that horseshit down there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's all Protestant, that's all fucking the ship. After

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<v Speaker 2>they schismed off of the church or whatever, Martin Luther

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<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, you're doing church wrong, you fucking dummies,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's just a fuck Catholicism. And then everything that

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<v Speaker 2>came after that is fucking weak ass gay Protestant y'all

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<v Speaker 2>are doing it wrong. Protestants, you gotta fucking eat the

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<v Speaker 2>skin of Jesus and drink his calm or whatever. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>is that what those white crackers are? Are they? Are

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<v Speaker 2>they skin flakes of Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's cleanseer palette on this.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's the body of Christ and the blood of Christ.

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<v Speaker 5>So the body is just like his back peelings. Are

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<v Speaker 5>they toenails? Jesus got some big fucking toes, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I assumed it was like dehydrated flesh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like kind of like jerk jerky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Christ jerky or like dried fruit jerky Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be a cool product.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Jesus jerky?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fair point, yeah, Jesus jerky. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to admit that one's better because I like jerky Christ,

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<v Speaker 1>like Jesus Christ. Yeah, but it was better, I will

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<v Speaker 1>admit it. I'm a bigger man than that jerkis Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna put my fucking sunglasses back on. I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, why are you wearing the sunglasses? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk about it. Let me play

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<v Speaker 1>this video for you here. So this was at a

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<v Speaker 1>hockey game. I think this was last year, but the

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<v Speaker 1>first time I'm seeing this video, it's fucking cute as hell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's his little kid, and there was a sign that says.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my first game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm George or some shit like that, right, and the

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<v Speaker 1>crowd's like, fuck, yeah, George. Watch what happens when they

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<v Speaker 1>cut away from George. Oh shit, it's fun, it's cute,

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<v Speaker 1>and the audience is gonna say, how are we gonna

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<v Speaker 1>know that they cut away from George. We'll just listen

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<v Speaker 1>to it and tell me if you can figure out.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Oh man, they're brewing this old guy.

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<v Speaker 8>It's georget No, he's just a little kid.

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<v Speaker 7>Ah, they're cheering for this little boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, we watched the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck this guy, show me a little kid again. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just to me, that's just like a cute community type

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<v Speaker 1>of moment where we're all like, hey, we're gonna rally

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<v Speaker 1>around this kid. I did this once. I explained this once. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna rally around this one kid and fuck everyone

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<v Speaker 1>else in the entire everything. So I told you what

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<v Speaker 1>I did in college, right, where I would go around

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<v Speaker 1>and I would not the white boards. What are they pinboards?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you call sackboards? What tack boards?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>If I said sackboards, I was like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>is that? You didn't even know?

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<v Speaker 2>That's better? That's better actually sacked whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So I used to go around in college and I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was funny to take off all the pins

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<v Speaker 1>and just let everything fall to the floor. And I

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<v Speaker 1>hit on me every one of them. Hey, it was funny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you were over there killing brown people at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I stayed here and had to bring comedy to the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I just peed and poop down in a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of holes.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh you want to expand on that, or oh no,

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't kill anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like, you know, you be in a tube

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<v Speaker 2>that is dug in like ten feet into the ground

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<v Speaker 2>and you poop into a shack. You know, It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like you pee and you poop well into holes and

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<v Speaker 2>then you come home. You don't have to kill brown people.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got to leave some brown people behind.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would. I had this tissue box that I

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<v Speaker 1>ripped the top off of and then reinforced with tape

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<v Speaker 1>because I was really bored. It was in class. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fucking I don't like. I just sat in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of class doing that one day.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was reinforcing with tape because I was creating

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<v Speaker 1>a permanent receptacle for these uh thumbtacks that I was stealing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I always kept that in the car. I probably had, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, two hundred and fifty three hundred thumb

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<v Speaker 1>tacks something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And such a kid thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, but look here, I'm gonna explain to you

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<v Speaker 1>how I rallied around one individual.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, this has been a story about thumbtack so far.

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<v Speaker 1>So one night I saw this poorly written, handwritten thing

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<v Speaker 1>saying like I lost my book. If you find it,

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<v Speaker 1>please call this number or send an email here. I

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<v Speaker 1>would appreciate it. It's very expensive. I don't have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of like a real fucking sob story written like horizontally,

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<v Speaker 1>not horizontally, not like some weird fucking matrix scrolling words,

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<v Speaker 1>but kind of like very on a thin thing, not

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<v Speaker 1>across a full sheet or anything like that. So I

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<v Speaker 1>going and doing my nightly routines at community college. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ripping down everybody's stuff, and I see this guy's thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go and I'm there with my friend John,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with Nick, I'm with Rob, I'm with everybody. I go,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do a good thing. We're gonna find this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's book. So we had off for like the next hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an hour break. I went into a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>faculty room. I made two hundred copies of this thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and we went around in the entire school. I replaced

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<v Speaker 1>every single fucking flyer that was already up there, thumbtack, thumbtack, thumbtack.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I would put four thumbtacks in it, just so

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<v Speaker 1>it stayed up of the same exact photo copy of

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<v Speaker 1>the guys thing asking for a book, I put like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, seven or eight of them across a fucking board,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did every board on the school, and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>came along with me, and we sung a song about

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<v Speaker 1>being good Samaritans.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking Kryui. You are a person who watched a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of movies, because that is the sort of action taken

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<v Speaker 2>upon by that person who thinks the world is a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen that before. I've seen a movie where a

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<v Speaker 2>guy plasters the same advertisement. I think it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>thing for a girl, like, oh I saw you at

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<v Speaker 2>the coffee shop, Well please fucking suck my co By

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the movie, and it's like on every board,

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<v Speaker 2>it's on every podium, it's on every light. Poul you

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<v Speaker 2>just took some romantic comy move and made it about

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<v Speaker 2>some autistic kid. Yeah, yeah, you wanted to fuck this kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine he wanted to fuck this retarded kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine if he came into school the next

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<v Speaker 1>day thinking like, Oh, no, one's even going to return

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<v Speaker 1>my book and I am so poor. He was probably

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<v Speaker 1>an immigrant, for being honest. It was a community college,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was probably just trying to do better for

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<v Speaker 1>his family. Probably came here legally like a good person does,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, oh no, I can't have my book.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be able to study and become a

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<v Speaker 1>nurse or whatever. And then he walks into school that

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<v Speaker 1>day and there's just fucking two three hundred copies of

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<v Speaker 1>his thing, and people are walking around probably thinking like

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<v Speaker 1>what asshole ripped down everybody else's stuff and just put

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<v Speaker 1>up ten copies of their thing on each board, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>He was thinking, Oh no, they're going to think I'm asshole,

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<v Speaker 2>prick man. Yeah, you fucked that guy hard. I did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he wanted to him and you did. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to do a good thing though.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you didn't. You didn't. You did a bad that.

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<v Speaker 2>You singled him out, you made him an oddity, you

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<v Speaker 2>othered him, and that's why he had to go back

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<v Speaker 2>to his fucking Somalian refugee camp and learned the terrorist

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<v Speaker 2>trade like his pa.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, all right, jumping onto this thing here. You wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, I heard about this. I heard the

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's a TV spot or something that we

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<v Speaker 2>could watch where it works. The thing is operated by kids,

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<v Speaker 2>the kids play with it or whatever. So I'd really

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<v Speaker 2>like to see how that happens. There's a new toy outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play it in one second. Here's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. I'm gonna cut this out on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna switch you.

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<v Speaker 2>From the what I think you should.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna switch you from my WiFi to the regular

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if it's gonna kill it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you should do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it. Uh, I think this.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be really bad for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're audio is starting to get bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, my audio is good.

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<v Speaker 1>It was starting to get bad. Okay, we're back now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is at twenty one minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's it. It feels like twenty one days.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, um, so you want to pull this up?

424
00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:44.519
<v Speaker 1>You said, why didn't you tell me that before that?

425
00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:47.000
<v Speaker 2>It felt like twenty one days every time I spent

426
00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:48.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty one minutes with you?

427
00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:49.599
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know.

428
00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:50.880
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

429
00:22:50.920 --> 00:22:56.279
<v Speaker 1>This is all being cut off, ohrby.

430
00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Making funny jokes for that?

431
00:22:56.279 --> 00:22:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you say there's a thing to watch?

432
00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, TV spot? There we go? What is it? Oh? No,

433
00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:07.599
<v Speaker 2>there's a there it is it's that's the one. Oh god,

434
00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:08.119
<v Speaker 2>damn it.

435
00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:09.240
<v Speaker 1>Well this is good too, though.

436
00:23:09.319 --> 00:23:11.400
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, I think that'll be fine. I saw it

437
00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:13.799
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. It looked like it was from mattel.

438
00:23:14.759 --> 00:23:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Let's see fall fag.

439
00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Have you got a little kine, Lucy Edward?

440
00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:23.440
<v Speaker 2>That's good? Okay? Good?

441
00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:25.160
<v Speaker 1>You want to you want to do this one? Yeah?

442
00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:27.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yeah, alright, alright?

443
00:23:27.799 --> 00:23:28.519
<v Speaker 1>Three? Two?

444
00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:30.279
<v Speaker 2>All right?

445
00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't find a TV spot. I'm going to keep looking.

446
00:23:33.519 --> 00:23:35.880
<v Speaker 2>But it was an Instagram ad No, it could it

447
00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:37.400
<v Speaker 2>could have just been some Chinese bought.

448
00:23:38.200 --> 00:23:40.039
<v Speaker 1>It could have been some t MoU bullshit. And the

449
00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:43.160
<v Speaker 1>thing is it wasn't. It wasn't what it's supposed to be,

450
00:23:43.400 --> 00:23:46.839
<v Speaker 1>just broken in the spot. It's it doesn't make sense

451
00:23:46.920 --> 00:23:47.720
<v Speaker 1>until we tell them.

452
00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:49.920
<v Speaker 2>What it was. It was one eighth its size.

453
00:23:50.039 --> 00:23:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Uh this is Mattel debuting its first

454
00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:57.960
<v Speaker 1>ever Something Barbie.

455
00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:02.079
<v Speaker 9>Oh my gosh, have you got a little kine?

456
00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:06.599
<v Speaker 3>Lucy Edwards is touching the first ever blind Barbie doll

457
00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:11.119
<v Speaker 3>for a blind broadcaster and disability activist. It's a moment

458
00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:11.960
<v Speaker 3>she had longed for.

459
00:24:12.599 --> 00:24:18.200
<v Speaker 9>I'm super excited because I didn't see yo, yo yo.

460
00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Look, I can speak on vision advocacy now with obviously

461
00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.200
<v Speaker 1>young baby David with his one eye.

462
00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:29.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, you gotta pass.

463
00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:34.599
<v Speaker 1>He's great right now, and he is one I poke

464
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:37.799
<v Speaker 1>away from being the biggest burden in the world. Now

465
00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:40.119
<v Speaker 1>he's a cat obviously not a human being, so he's

466
00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:43.000
<v Speaker 1>like only half the burden of what a human being is.

467
00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:47.759
<v Speaker 1>I guess right, sixth But this lady's got some real

468
00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:52.240
<v Speaker 1>wont guys here, and I would almost rather pop this

469
00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:54.759
<v Speaker 1>one out and get a faky in there. Am I wrong?

470
00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:56.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

471
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:59.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean I don't know why all blind people aren't

472
00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:04.559
<v Speaker 2>just automatic severed, you know, and then given just like

473
00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:09.599
<v Speaker 2>nice stationary glass, just too two toned white and blue.

474
00:25:09.720 --> 00:25:11.480
<v Speaker 2>That's all you get, No, pupil.

475
00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:13.640
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, I'll take it a step further

476
00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:15.920
<v Speaker 1>so I don't have to look at their freaky weirdo eyes.

477
00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Get some real nice designer ones through some elli designer eyes.

478
00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:24.880
<v Speaker 1>There you get the wise thing going on. You know,

479
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:27.480
<v Speaker 1>that's dope, fucking dead light eyes.

480
00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:30.039
<v Speaker 2>Well, here's what I want to know. Does the blind

481
00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Barbie because I mean, folks, you can't see, but yeah,

482
00:25:33.079 --> 00:25:35.279
<v Speaker 2>the lady, I mean she she pointed it out to

483
00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:40.480
<v Speaker 2>you right at the beginning. Bobby has because she's blind.

484
00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:43.599
<v Speaker 2>So she uses the little pain to walk around and

485
00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:47.160
<v Speaker 2>I guess what is it? Sonar the environment? Does she

486
00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:49.319
<v Speaker 2>sonar with the cane? Is that how it works?

487
00:25:49.359 --> 00:25:52.640
<v Speaker 1>And you're thinking of Daredevil? I think, okay, he's in.

488
00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:55.359
<v Speaker 1>He's actually an exception, he's not the rule.

489
00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:01.920
<v Speaker 2>People. I assume that, uh, Daredevil was just a show

490
00:26:01.960 --> 00:26:05.079
<v Speaker 2>to teach modern youth about how blindness works.

491
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:09.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a lawyer show. That's all how all blind

492
00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:13.480
<v Speaker 1>people are for the most part. No, yeah, you know

493
00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:15.240
<v Speaker 1>what I want to do. I want to start three

494
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>D printing Ken dolls with huge dicks and going the

495
00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:23.839
<v Speaker 1>stores and popping them in the Blind Barbie ones. So

496
00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:26.519
<v Speaker 1>some girl pull it out and just be like, look

497
00:26:26.559 --> 00:26:29.200
<v Speaker 1>at me, and I'm touching Bobby's cane, and they're just

498
00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:33.880
<v Speaker 1>stroking Ken's enormous weird porn dick, like not even one

499
00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:36.160
<v Speaker 1>of those big porn dicks, like one of those oddity

500
00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:37.400
<v Speaker 1>fake porn dicks.

501
00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:41.599
<v Speaker 6>You know, why is Bobby's cane stuck between her legs?

502
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:44.599
<v Speaker 6>It wear her brists?

503
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:47.759
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I want to know when they take

504
00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:52.039
<v Speaker 2>Blind Barbie's sunglasses off, does she have wonk eyes like

505
00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:53.480
<v Speaker 2>this newscaster lady.

506
00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:56.119
<v Speaker 1>That's a great I don't think she's a newscaster lady.

507
00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:57.759
<v Speaker 1>I think she's just a lady they brought in.

508
00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:01.400
<v Speaker 2>They said she was a British blind person and TV presenter.

509
00:27:01.759 --> 00:27:04.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, uh huh, All right, let me hear it again,

510
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:07.759
<v Speaker 1>local British blind lady and television ancha.

511
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:13.279
<v Speaker 9>Oh my gosh, Farving, have you got a little cane?

512
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Lucy Edwards is touching the first ever blind Barbie Doll

513
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:21.920
<v Speaker 3>for a blind broadcaster and disability activist. It's a moment

514
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:22.880
<v Speaker 3>she had longed for.

515
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:27.640
<v Speaker 9>I'm super excited because I didn't see myself represented as

516
00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:28.920
<v Speaker 9>a young blind girl.

517
00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:33.039
<v Speaker 2>You didn't see yourself represented anywhere ever, at any time,

518
00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:37.799
<v Speaker 2>in any in any arena, for any cause or any

519
00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:41.960
<v Speaker 2>reason whatsoever. There's actually there's good reason that you're not

520
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:45.000
<v Speaker 2>seeing yourself represented in any of these groups or classes

521
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:52.400
<v Speaker 2>or categories. It's because you're blind. I would wonder about it.

522
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:54.440
<v Speaker 2>I would wonder about if she was saying.

523
00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:57.839
<v Speaker 6>I'm so happy to see myself represented.

524
00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.000
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck dude thought you were fucking blind?

525
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.079
<v Speaker 1>And bitch, were you unhappy seeing yourself represented before? And

526
00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:07.640
<v Speaker 1>if you were unhappy seeing yourself represented, someone needs to

527
00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:09.759
<v Speaker 1>wonder why are you claiming to be blind if you

528
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:11.799
<v Speaker 1>saw yourself represented.

529
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:13.640
<v Speaker 2>That does something's not math in there?

530
00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, her fucking eyes. They're going in her eyes. The

531
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.839
<v Speaker 1>direction of her vision is making a perfect right triangle.

532
00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:24.079
<v Speaker 1>It's bothering me.

533
00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Her eyes are the opposite of infinity.

534
00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>If she had laser beams coming out of her eyes,

535
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you could make sure a wall is plumb by putting

536
00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:34.599
<v Speaker 1>her head up against it.

537
00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:37.079
<v Speaker 2>She can see her temples.

538
00:28:39.720 --> 00:28:42.559
<v Speaker 9>Up in the world. All I wanted was a role

539
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:44.119
<v Speaker 9>model that looks like me.

540
00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:46.519
<v Speaker 1>You should have want it fucking eyes, sweetie.

541
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:50.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know, that's like a really simple thing to

542
00:28:50.839 --> 00:28:54.640
<v Speaker 4>want for. I think they do I transplant. Oh, I

543
00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:58.480
<v Speaker 4>get it. Maybe her brain's busted. Maybe maybe they could

544
00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:00.400
<v Speaker 4>give her all the eyes in the world. She's just

545
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.240
<v Speaker 4>got a stupid, dumb like vision spot in her brain.

546
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:06.519
<v Speaker 2>It's like, sorry, signals are getting crossed.

547
00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Ray Charles meets with the devil, and the devil goes, Ray,

548
00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:13.440
<v Speaker 1>I will give you anything you want if you sell

549
00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:15.279
<v Speaker 1>me your soul, and he goes, deal, it's a deal,

550
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:16.519
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, Okay, what do you want? He goes

551
00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:19.799
<v Speaker 1>a third hand. Devil looks at him and just really,

552
00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:23.200
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to fix your fucking eyes. Sorry. I

553
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:25.960
<v Speaker 1>was coming up with a comparison to that, and then

554
00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:29.119
<v Speaker 1>I got lost in this cool story where Ray Charles

555
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:31.079
<v Speaker 1>has three hands but it's still blind.

556
00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh but he could play piano a third of the

557
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:36.440
<v Speaker 2>way better or half better.

558
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Better, And finally we have fun.

559
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Toymaker. Mattel collaborated with several organizations dedicated to aiding the

560
00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:49.279
<v Speaker 3>blind community to create the doll.

561
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:57.039
<v Speaker 1>I give it a stick, yeah, and and determine whether

562
00:29:57.200 --> 00:30:02.000
<v Speaker 1>or not, like you said, fucking do we z exact

563
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the eyes? Yeah?

564
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:03.200
<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

565
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:05.559
<v Speaker 1>Do we make them wanked or do we roll them back?

566
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Or what do we do?

567
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:08.960
<v Speaker 2>That's the one thing. It's like, Okay, we got to

568
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:15.119
<v Speaker 2>contact every blind advocacy organization in the world and you know,

569
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.480
<v Speaker 2>get a general consensus like eyes wonky, yeah or nay,

570
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:21.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, and then then we'll make our decisions. You know,

571
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:23.960
<v Speaker 2>obviously we're gonna have to make the dolls different for China.

572
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:28.839
<v Speaker 2>But aside from that wonky eyes yeah or na?

573
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you see that? Actually I'm not making this political.

574
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>That's a great example of what a waste of fucking

575
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:38.440
<v Speaker 1>money some of these things are. To like make sure

576
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:42.559
<v Speaker 1>like there is somebody somewhere whose job it was to

577
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>reach out to every like the top fifty blind advocacy

578
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:50.000
<v Speaker 1>groups and be like should we roll the eyes back

579
00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.440
<v Speaker 1>or put them to the side, or blah blah blah,

580
00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:55.200
<v Speaker 1>just wipe them out. And they made a power point

581
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.440
<v Speaker 1>and they compiled all of that, they put it in

582
00:30:57.519 --> 00:30:59.759
<v Speaker 1>an excel and they're like, well, this percentage of people

583
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and these people in this region and really what Mattel

584
00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>could have done is just done, like, oh, we're just

585
00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna have the eyes rolled back like all wonked, and

586
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.880
<v Speaker 1>then if anyone came out and complained about it, Mattel

587
00:31:10.920 --> 00:31:13.559
<v Speaker 1>should just come out and go, uh, we'll speak to

588
00:31:13.559 --> 00:31:17.359
<v Speaker 1>the blind groups. If they'd like us to permanently discontinue

589
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:21.279
<v Speaker 1>this model, we'd be happy to. We just didn't look

590
00:31:21.279 --> 00:31:24.480
<v Speaker 1>into the eye thing as well. We thought this was appropriate. Boom,

591
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.359
<v Speaker 1>that's all you got to say, and it's done. You

592
00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:29.759
<v Speaker 1>just saved a salary and you got crazy publicity for

593
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:33.759
<v Speaker 1>this fucking retard eye doll that no one's gonna really want,

594
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.599
<v Speaker 1>and no one wants it is going to actually see.

595
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:42.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah that's true. But I think it's it's better

596
00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:46.440
<v Speaker 2>to just do the advocacy thing, because you know, if

597
00:31:46.440 --> 00:31:49.160
<v Speaker 2>they didn't, they would just have to go with the

598
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.119
<v Speaker 2>one black guy who was like, hey, why don't we

599
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:54.799
<v Speaker 2>just make it so the sunglasses don't come off at all,

600
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, and then they would do that, and then

601
00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:00.160
<v Speaker 2>when the Barbie came out and people.

602
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.720
<v Speaker 6>Like this is so fucking rude, I can't believe this.

603
00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:06.440
<v Speaker 6>So what blind people must sleep with their sunglasses? Huh,

604
00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:09.960
<v Speaker 6>we're just all a monolith. Right, we all walk around

605
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:13.680
<v Speaker 6>with our little cane and our little sunglasses and our

606
00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:17.200
<v Speaker 6>flat mid sections that don't have any wounds for people

607
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:19.920
<v Speaker 6>to stick dicks into. Right, that's what you think of

608
00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:20.920
<v Speaker 6>us blind folks.

609
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:23.359
<v Speaker 2>And then they got this black guy, like, hey, come on,

610
00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:25.279
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to make it easy so we didn't

611
00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:27.680
<v Speaker 2>have to worry about whether to make does all wonky.

612
00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:30.200
<v Speaker 2>And they blame it all on the black guy. Then

613
00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:33.680
<v Speaker 2>he loses a job, his family is shamed, his wife

614
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:36.440
<v Speaker 2>leaves him, He blows his head off with his shotgun.

615
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Now fails miserably at it.

616
00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Let me fix your story, let me pivot you there,

617
00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:44.160
<v Speaker 1>his family's about to leave him, he goes into a

618
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:49.359
<v Speaker 1>store to try and buy some stuff with a counterfeit twenty.

619
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:52.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, and then go ahead keep telling.

620
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Me YadA YadA, YadA, riots YadA YadA, YadA.

621
00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:01.640
<v Speaker 2>COVID, Yeah, YadA, YadA, YadA, some rye it's happened, YadA, YadA, YadA.

622
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Now the president got grown out. We're going to have

623
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>a civil war. But I think that, yeah, I think

624
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:14.599
<v Speaker 2>that blind Barbie is uh what's it called the the

625
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:16.920
<v Speaker 2>eyes is going to be the determining factor on whether

626
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:18.680
<v Speaker 2>or not I buy one. Are they going to show

627
00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:19.160
<v Speaker 2>the eyes?

628
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:22.960
<v Speaker 1>You know what's so great? They don't even have to

629
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:26.240
<v Speaker 1>make a new mold. You can literally if this was

630
00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:29.880
<v Speaker 1>a hit, like a so to me, to me, this

631
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:33.000
<v Speaker 1>is weird. This is not some weird inclusion thing or whatever.

632
00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>This this is more of a publicity stunt, right, yeah,

633
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:41.319
<v Speaker 1>to get some like you know whatever ableism or non

634
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:43.319
<v Speaker 1>ableism points or some shit like that.

635
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Right. I think every year Barbie is like, Okay, what

636
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:48.920
<v Speaker 2>group can we put on a pedestal this season? Sure?

637
00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:50.880
<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I don't even have a problem

638
00:33:50.920 --> 00:33:52.799
<v Speaker 1>with that. You know, they're still making all the other

639
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Barbies at everyone. They're not it's actually Barbie's black or whatever.

640
00:33:56.440 --> 00:33:57.559
<v Speaker 1>I think it's blind spot.

641
00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.240
<v Speaker 2>It's their whole stick, Like every year for as long

642
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:02.039
<v Speaker 2>as I can remember, since I was a kid. Like

643
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>my aunt when I was a little kid, she you barbies,

644
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:08.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh well yeah, but she would make it hide her keep.

645
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Your head all wrapped up until the end. When you

646
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:13.320
<v Speaker 1>poil your cock out with a knife at sleep away camp.

647
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.360
<v Speaker 2>She's like, leave them in your closet and don't open

648
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:18.599
<v Speaker 2>the boxes. When you're thirteen, we'll open them together, you know.

649
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:21.840
<v Speaker 2>But no, she used to buy Barbies and collect them,

650
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:24.159
<v Speaker 2>and they used to have like commemorative shit all the time,

651
00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:28.280
<v Speaker 2>like Miss America Barbie and Astronaut Barbie and all this bullshit. Right,

652
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 2>that's like the whole fucking thing. They've always been inclusive, right,

653
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:33.599
<v Speaker 2>but now they're doing it for people who we didn't

654
00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:36.159
<v Speaker 2>really want to include for a while. I think the

655
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:37.400
<v Speaker 2>ripples and black people.

656
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Fucking uh no, I think what's so great about the

657
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:46.679
<v Speaker 1>blind one? And you can do it for all of

658
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>the other like targeted senses is all you have to do.

659
00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:54.079
<v Speaker 1>All they have to do is take skiing Barbie and

660
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:57.639
<v Speaker 1>then take anything else and take the ski pole out

661
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:00.519
<v Speaker 1>and give it to beach Barbie. Give it to fucking

662
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:04.800
<v Speaker 1>lawyer Barbie, give it to doctor Barbie. I'm a blind

663
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:11.159
<v Speaker 1>doctors in this ironic but fucking that's such a great

664
00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:13.360
<v Speaker 1>way of just rebranding. They just have to make new

665
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:14.400
<v Speaker 1>packaging for it.

666
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is a good idea, and it's like, yeah,

667
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:18.440
<v Speaker 2>you could do you could also like you.

668
00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Don't even have to change anything for death Barbie. You

669
00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:23.159
<v Speaker 1>could just even have Barbie and put a sticker on

670
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:24.400
<v Speaker 1>it that says now death.

671
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:25.199
<v Speaker 3>No.

672
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:27.639
<v Speaker 2>I think you should have the death Barbie, like you

673
00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:30.079
<v Speaker 2>should have a special mold for the head where they

674
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:33.079
<v Speaker 2>their face always looks like they're in midward where they're

675
00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:40.760
<v Speaker 2>always like, well that's a more's always like you know,

676
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:43.639
<v Speaker 2>like in that that like that death that death mouth,

677
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.400
<v Speaker 2>that deaf mouth you know that they make when they're talking,

678
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:51.679
<v Speaker 2>Like every word they speak is always like audience, you

679
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 2>hear my voice, but you know the mouth I'm making, right,

680
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:57.679
<v Speaker 2>you can see my mouth, you know the mouth right,

681
00:35:57.719 --> 00:35:58.760
<v Speaker 2>that's the death mouth.

682
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:02.119
<v Speaker 1>That's the death mouth. Yes, I would agree with that.

683
00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh fucking yeah. But that's you know, that's such a

684
00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:13.719
<v Speaker 1>great racket where they don't really have to even change much.

685
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.840
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to change like when they made by Barbie.

686
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I assume they had to change the skull mold and

687
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:19.639
<v Speaker 1>like the ankle mold, it's.

688
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:28.039
<v Speaker 2>Still like muscles. Yeah, yeah, more more Amazonian stature overall.

689
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:30.800
<v Speaker 1>But I tell you, man, the Asian ones, they had

690
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:32.440
<v Speaker 1>to square off the feet, you know.

691
00:36:33.079 --> 00:36:35.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's what makes Mattel, That's what makes

692
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Barbie special. Though. It's like, you know, kind of like

693
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Disney is, like the parks are a cut above like

694
00:36:41.719 --> 00:36:44.360
<v Speaker 2>just going to bush Gardens or something, right, Like, bush

695
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Gardens is nice. Six Figs is nice, but Disney is

696
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 2>really like they try to make it a special experience.

697
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:54.440
<v Speaker 2>The parks are super clean and that they they they

698
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:57.719
<v Speaker 2>have the characters just coming up to you and engaging

699
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.639
<v Speaker 2>with you and ship and they have like the different

700
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.840
<v Speaker 2>lands of your favorite characters. They have the fucking just

701
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:09.199
<v Speaker 2>just like the the stuff that's I fucking forget the

702
00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:10.920
<v Speaker 2>name of it. They have the stuff at night where

703
00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:13.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like gets all emotional and it gives you the

704
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:16.440
<v Speaker 2>chills on your spine with the fireworks and the water shit.

705
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:19.880
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, I feel like Mattel is kind of like

706
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:23.000
<v Speaker 2>that with the Barbie line, where they they they do

707
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Barbie kind of a cut above other toys, right, Like

708
00:37:26.960 --> 00:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Barbie's got the nice articulated elbows and knee joints and

709
00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:37.719
<v Speaker 2>ankle joints. I think they fucking gave her tits. Sometimes

710
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:40.119
<v Speaker 2>they have underwear on her because it's like you pull

711
00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:41.840
<v Speaker 2>the clothes off and it's like, hey, why doesn't she

712
00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:44.840
<v Speaker 2>have a pussy, and it's like, oh, she's got permanent underwear.

713
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:50.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess she's chased, you know. But the uh she's Muslim. Yeah,

714
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:52.679
<v Speaker 2>because she's not allowed to fuck have.

715
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.159
<v Speaker 1>They made Have they ever made a Muslim Barbie?

716
00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:57.480
<v Speaker 2>That's that's what I was getting to, Like, I think

717
00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:01.960
<v Speaker 2>with everyone, they try and make the mold a little

718
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:06.159
<v Speaker 2>different so that way, it's like it can't be imitated.

719
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.320
<v Speaker 2>You can't just wrap a scarf around your you know,

720
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:12.000
<v Speaker 2>your sailor Barbie, and now you got a Muslim Barbie.

721
00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:14.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like, sorry, she's got to have brown skin and

722
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:17.960
<v Speaker 2>a kind of a crooked nose and really big bulging

723
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:22.559
<v Speaker 2>eyes and you know, like some fucking deep emotional trauma

724
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.239
<v Speaker 2>that you can see through the eyes, you know.

725
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was I don't know, I don't know.

726
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Wheelchair Barbie. I think that was like wheelchair Skipper, Like

727
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:39.000
<v Speaker 2>if you take her clothes off her, her spine bone

728
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:41.440
<v Speaker 2>is like popping out and it's all twisted and shit.

729
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Zelda from Pet Cemetery Barbie.

730
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's who they modeled her after. They just

731
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:48.000
<v Speaker 2>gave her a nicer hair.

732
00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fucking I don't know. I don't know, man, I

733
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:56.920
<v Speaker 1>don't I really, I have so little commentary on Barbie.

734
00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:59.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm realizing, like I'll make fun of blind people all day,

735
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:02.599
<v Speaker 1>but it's the barbie thing. I have no real comment here. Yeah,

736
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:06.320
<v Speaker 1>it's great. Jen's aunt still buys her barbie for Christmas

737
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:09.079
<v Speaker 1>every year as I was gender with them, put them

738
00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:11.079
<v Speaker 1>in the closet, like stores them nice, and I think

739
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:13.920
<v Speaker 1>the idea is to give them to our kids someday.

740
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:15.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, so that way you can fit.

741
00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:19.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, when he's a fourteen year old boy, I'm

742
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:22.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna sit him down and make him open every Christmas

743
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Barbie from nineteen eighty eight until Jen's aunt stops buying them.

744
00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:29.440
<v Speaker 2>For that was like my grandpa with hes trucks.

745
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>He used to get hest trucks as a kid.

746
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they were the coolest fucking toy. I didn't like

747
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:36.559
<v Speaker 2>trucks stuff when I was a kid. I didn't like

748
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:40.639
<v Speaker 2>like trains and like kids were into that and I was.

749
00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:43.039
<v Speaker 2>I did find that off putting, you know, Like as

750
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:46.119
<v Speaker 2>a kid, I knew I was weird for a few reasons.

751
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:49.239
<v Speaker 2>One of them was how how a lot of the

752
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:51.960
<v Speaker 2>stuff the other kids liked I did not give a

753
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:57.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking shit about. Dude, like trucks and police officers and

754
00:39:57.480 --> 00:40:03.159
<v Speaker 2>cops and robbers and uh, fucking what is another one?

755
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:07.639
<v Speaker 2>Fucking what is another one of those staples that kids.

756
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:09.840
<v Speaker 1>I got a weird one, pull them mic closer to

757
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:10.559
<v Speaker 1>you or something.

758
00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:13.639
<v Speaker 2>I think the only thing I really liked that was

759
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:17.119
<v Speaker 2>like a normal boy thing was like g I Joe.

760
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:19.079
<v Speaker 2>I really liked playing with g I Joe.

761
00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:23.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you my example. My cousins. I have a

762
00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:26.639
<v Speaker 1>lot of like rich kid cousins. They I mean, I

763
00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:28.679
<v Speaker 1>don't know how they turned out with it, but like

764
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:31.599
<v Speaker 1>I just know my uncles and aunts were richer than

765
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:35.159
<v Speaker 1>our family was, and so I assume they raised some

766
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:39.320
<v Speaker 1>They were all obsessed like these are like one kid

767
00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:42.320
<v Speaker 1>his parents his father always had a new Porsche every year,

768
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:47.000
<v Speaker 1>and this and that. They were obsessed as kids, obsessed

769
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>with tractors, right yeah, fanned movers and becos and yeah.

770
00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:58.920
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I could not think of it anything.

771
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I gave a shit about less than fucking do youse

772
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:04.480
<v Speaker 1>tractor can lift with? What do I give a shit?

773
00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:07.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm playing woverine over here, right.

774
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I did like like X Men and shit

775
00:41:10.119 --> 00:41:12.679
<v Speaker 2>like that. I was into boys stuff. Yeah, but it's

776
00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:15.880
<v Speaker 2>like I was into that stuff way early. Like I

777
00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:19.719
<v Speaker 2>liked X Men and Batman and all that stuff by

778
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:23.719
<v Speaker 2>like three or four, and all my friends at school

779
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:25.719
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, the kids I saw at school and my

780
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:31.119
<v Speaker 2>cousins and everything. Yeah, they liked trains and tractors and

781
00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>baccos and all this dumb shit. And I'm like, dude,

782
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:38.039
<v Speaker 2>are you a fucking idiot or are you just like

783
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.239
<v Speaker 2>a savant? You know, you're off to mechanical engineering school

784
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:43.679
<v Speaker 2>next week? Like what the fuck? Is it? It always

785
00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:48.639
<v Speaker 2>it always bugged me, But I now, as I'm getting

786
00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:54.599
<v Speaker 2>older and becoming more autistic, I'm kind of seeing the appeal. Really, No,

787
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:56.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck without a tractor.

788
00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:00.679
<v Speaker 1>Now, let me ask you, is there a context where

789
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:02.760
<v Speaker 1>you could see giving a fuck about it?

790
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I was autistic.

791
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:11.679
<v Speaker 1>No, you and Kiki everybody get inherited five acres of

792
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:14.519
<v Speaker 1>land somewhere with a really nice house. Well, now you

793
00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:16.719
<v Speaker 1>got to think about are you going to dig stuff

794
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:19.639
<v Speaker 1>up in the back and you know, is it something

795
00:42:19.679 --> 00:42:22.639
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna constantly need to do? And do you need

796
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:24.840
<v Speaker 1>to learn how to work this thing that was left there?

797
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:26.679
<v Speaker 1>Are you just going to sell it for whatever?

798
00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:30.519
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I'm just grow real high and whatever. Yeah,

799
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:32.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to come to see my house from

800
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:32.719
<v Speaker 2>the highway.

801
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.719
<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying is there was a point in your

802
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:37.000
<v Speaker 1>life when you couldn't have given a fuck less about

803
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:40.119
<v Speaker 1>dry wall until you got a house and then punch

804
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:41.960
<v Speaker 1>holes in dry wall and.

805
00:42:41.960 --> 00:42:44.679
<v Speaker 2>Had to figure about drywall. Drywall can suck my dick.

806
00:42:44.719 --> 00:42:47.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to make my life all about drywall.

807
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:50.679
<v Speaker 2>You learn how to fix it, though, right, But I like, yeah,

808
00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:53.800
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't sit at my fucking my play matt

809
00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:57.360
<v Speaker 2>or in my jungle yeah earth and suck on a

810
00:42:57.400 --> 00:42:59.880
<v Speaker 2>tractor trailer toy or whatever. The what were you just

811
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:02.119
<v Speaker 2>talking about? What did I not do? Oh? I didn't

812
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:05.400
<v Speaker 2>suck on drywall until it melted in my mouth and

813
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:07.800
<v Speaker 2>turned my shit particles white.

814
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>No, I guess that's fair. You didn't do that, that's true.

815
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:18.679
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, my cousins did that, and it was fucking yeah.

816
00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I always was like like I knew, like I didn't

817
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:26.239
<v Speaker 1>know what homosexuality was, but I was like, I didn't

818
00:43:26.239 --> 00:43:29.039
<v Speaker 1>think it was homosexual though, That's what I'm saying. I

819
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:31.119
<v Speaker 1>just knew in my soul. I kind of knew, like

820
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 1>this is so gay.

821
00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:34.519
<v Speaker 2>This is when you knew there was a difference between

822
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:36.159
<v Speaker 2>being gay and being homosexual.

823
00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:41.559
<v Speaker 10>Sure, sure, I'm almost simplifying yeah, yeah, it was so gay.

824
00:43:41.639 --> 00:43:44.440
<v Speaker 10>I was just like, this is so gay. Oh look

825
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:48.960
<v Speaker 10>though this one's got it's got a scoop on the

826
00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:51.119
<v Speaker 10>front so you could get even more dirt. And I

827
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:53.159
<v Speaker 10>was just like, who fucking cares?

828
00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:53.519
<v Speaker 2>Man?

829
00:43:54.239 --> 00:43:58.880
<v Speaker 1>But I wonder is that from money? Like I came

830
00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:02.280
<v Speaker 1>from a fucking mini van and I wasn't a car guy,

831
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:04.039
<v Speaker 1>but I could understand a kid being a.

832
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:04.639
<v Speaker 2>Car new thing.

833
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.559
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, meaning, like I thinking of

834
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>the upgrade, why do they have the rich kids stuff,

835
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:13.320
<v Speaker 1>and they're thinking of the quote unquote downgrade?

836
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:13.679
<v Speaker 3>You know.

837
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Fuck. I don't know, dude. Maybe it's just because rich

838
00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:21.079
<v Speaker 2>kids get babied more so they just play with fucking

839
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:25.960
<v Speaker 2>dumb baby shit for longer. I'll tell you another another

840
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:29.039
<v Speaker 2>fucking thing that happened a couple of years later that

841
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:31.440
<v Speaker 2>it was like this. It was like an echo of

842
00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:35.039
<v Speaker 2>my my younger years where I was like, God, it's

843
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:40.000
<v Speaker 2>happening again, where everybody liked some fucking whack ass, like

844
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:42.719
<v Speaker 2>young ass kid shit, and I was like, dude, that's

845
00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:46.800
<v Speaker 2>fucking goat. And that was a wrestling like up until

846
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>you sat up until middle school, you were gay as fuck.

847
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:53.199
<v Speaker 1>For that, I wasn't because I had access. Let's put

848
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:56.599
<v Speaker 1>it this way. Uh, if you had access to like

849
00:44:56.920 --> 00:45:01.440
<v Speaker 1>top tier NASCAR shit, and you along to a bunch

850
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:04.440
<v Speaker 1>of this other kid's NASCAR shit, like his family was

851
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:06.679
<v Speaker 1>tied in, they had a team, you could go down

852
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.679
<v Speaker 1>and stand on the track and see them whip by

853
00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:10.679
<v Speaker 1>you and this and that. At some point you would

854
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:13.920
<v Speaker 1>be like a NASCAR's cool, I'm gonna be in the NASCAR,

855
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.360
<v Speaker 1>And then you'd kind of be in a NASCAR then

856
00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:20.199
<v Speaker 1>we as we discussed last week, once pussy came around,

857
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:24.199
<v Speaker 1>like the actual idea of getting pussy, not just beating

858
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:27.840
<v Speaker 1>your dick, a lot of those baby fantasies go out

859
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:28.360
<v Speaker 1>of your head.

860
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:32.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, So if somebody gave you free tickets right

861
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:35.679
<v Speaker 2>now for WrestleMania, would you go absolutely?

862
00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:37.280
<v Speaker 1>I would go for spectacle alone.

863
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So if someone gave you free tickets right now

864
00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:42.400
<v Speaker 2>to watch me get fucked in the ass by twenty guys,

865
00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:42.760
<v Speaker 2>would you.

866
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.079
<v Speaker 1>Go Yeah, I'd scalp them out front.

867
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:47.840
<v Speaker 2>No, but you have to go or else you're gay

868
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:49.239
<v Speaker 2>for the wrestling.

869
00:45:48.840 --> 00:45:52.079
<v Speaker 1>Thing, I'd bark for you out front. I'd go, who

870
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.280
<v Speaker 1>wants to see a wonderful show? Tonight, folks.

871
00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:56.920
<v Speaker 2>If you wouldn't watch show for you here, if you

872
00:45:56.920 --> 00:46:00.519
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't watch my butt ramming Spectacle, but you would watch

873
00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:04.480
<v Speaker 2>these gay fucks in underwears be really strong and jump

874
00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:07.480
<v Speaker 2>and do flips and stuff, then that's a bias in

875
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:10.599
<v Speaker 2>one direction, and that's for those gays and not this gay.

876
00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:13.519
<v Speaker 2>So you either watch both of you watch neither, then

877
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:14.440
<v Speaker 2>you're fucking gay.

878
00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:18.039
<v Speaker 1>I'll not only will I watch, I'll produce that show

879
00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:18.440
<v Speaker 1>for you.

880
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:21.119
<v Speaker 2>I'd like be off Broadway.

881
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:25.599
<v Speaker 1>I'll reach out to some people I know. Uh, and yeah,

882
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:29.400
<v Speaker 1>we'll get that set up. We'll put that on the Patreon. Okay,

883
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:34.199
<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing. We're at a weird standstill. We

884
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:37.599
<v Speaker 1>can jump into let me share my screen.

885
00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:41.119
<v Speaker 5>This.

886
00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:44.639
<v Speaker 1>We could talk about this, right, but we could also

887
00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:48.000
<v Speaker 1>do like a full episode on this.

888
00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we could do a full episode on that. That's

889
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:51.480
<v Speaker 2>a good, good thing.

890
00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:54.320
<v Speaker 1>But then we still need to fill time. We can

891
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:55.199
<v Speaker 1>talk about this thing.

892
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Hey, we could talk about that thing or some other thing.

893
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Like you pull your thing out, I could my thing out.

894
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 2>So I was.

895
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you I haven't been sleeping at all lately. Ooh,

896
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:08.119
<v Speaker 1>that'll touch on one of the topics I sent you

897
00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:09.800
<v Speaker 1>what is your pillow placement?

898
00:47:11.079 --> 00:47:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, first of all, we got to talk about what

899
00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:15.280
<v Speaker 2>kind of pillow you have.

900
00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say, well, first of all,

901
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:19.840
<v Speaker 1>thank you for asking.

902
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:24.280
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think you want to know. But basically

903
00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:27.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you you're probably doing pillows all

904
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:28.079
<v Speaker 2>fucking wrong, dude.

905
00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:32.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's the thing. I have the true Swiss army

906
00:47:32.679 --> 00:47:37.280
<v Speaker 1>knive knife pillows set up in this sense. I have

907
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:39.960
<v Speaker 1>six different full size pillows.

908
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:42.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't even know what that means.

909
00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Right, And they don't all just sit on the bed

910
00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:47.360
<v Speaker 1>like I'll literally I'll throw some on the chair, I'll

911
00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:50.519
<v Speaker 1>do whatever, like I'm not nothing set up for nice

912
00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:56.199
<v Speaker 1>cities like this is all survival at this point. Fucking

913
00:47:56.400 --> 00:48:05.960
<v Speaker 1>uh So. Pillow wise, I have different different hardnesses, different

914
00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:10.639
<v Speaker 1>heights or thicknesses. One's like a memory foam one. I

915
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:13.960
<v Speaker 1>got a different one, a seventh one for between your legs,

916
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:19.320
<v Speaker 1>like specifically made for that sleeplike strong. Okay. My bed

917
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:21.559
<v Speaker 1>is up against a wall, so that acts as like

918
00:48:21.679 --> 00:48:26.159
<v Speaker 1>a full headboard. Okay, but I know joke. I laid

919
00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:29.360
<v Speaker 1>in bed at like twelve last night and I tossed

920
00:48:29.400 --> 00:48:33.639
<v Speaker 1>and turned until six thirty in the morning, no distractions,

921
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.719
<v Speaker 1>no anything like that, just total My neck would not

922
00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:40.239
<v Speaker 1>feel comfortable. This combination of this pillow and this pillow

923
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:43.679
<v Speaker 1>brought it just like a quarter inch too high, and

924
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:46.159
<v Speaker 1>then this one and this one about a quarter inch

925
00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:51.360
<v Speaker 1>too low, and it just fucking sucked. Toss turn all

926
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:52.920
<v Speaker 1>night long. Man, I don't.

927
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Unsay, are you having any physical pain?

928
00:48:56.360 --> 00:48:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh in my neck?

929
00:48:58.239 --> 00:48:59.559
<v Speaker 2>If it's okay?

930
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Too long? Go ahead?

931
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay? What are the shape? What is the shape of

932
00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:04.920
<v Speaker 2>your pillows?

933
00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:07.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean just they're a standard pillow.

934
00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Also, Okay, that's where you're going wrong, all right. So

935
00:49:11.079 --> 00:49:15.639
<v Speaker 2>I had the same problem, right I had. I had

936
00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:18.079
<v Speaker 2>a thin pillow, I had a thick pillow. I had

937
00:49:18.079 --> 00:49:22.280
<v Speaker 2>two thin pillows. I had a down pillow. I had

938
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.960
<v Speaker 2>like a body pillow. I had gone through a lot

939
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:25.519
<v Speaker 2>of pillows.

940
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Right, Hu, shan am your pillow.

941
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm your body pillow.

942
00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:33.679
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm your down pillow. Do you want a paper

943
00:49:33.840 --> 00:49:34.880
<v Speaker 1>or plastic for you?

944
00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:40.159
<v Speaker 2>Grocerbes lay on my belly? Okay?

945
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:42.079
<v Speaker 1>So you had all the combinations of pillows.

946
00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I had a bunch of them. Yeah, over the years,

947
00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:48.840
<v Speaker 2>and I had this thing a few months ago where yeah,

948
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:53.719
<v Speaker 2>neck pain every single day, and it wasn't a matter

949
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:58.360
<v Speaker 2>of not being able to sleep. I could sleep fine,

950
00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:01.440
<v Speaker 2>but I was waking up just in a excruciating neck

951
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:04.800
<v Speaker 2>pain every fucking day. No matter how I tried to

952
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:08.039
<v Speaker 2>fall asleep, I would wake up some other way and

953
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I would be just like it was like a pinch

954
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:13.719
<v Speaker 2>in my neck all the time. So my wife had

955
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:17.320
<v Speaker 2>bought like a special pillow a while ago, and I

956
00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:19.199
<v Speaker 2>was like, you got to get me the same pillow

957
00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:22.039
<v Speaker 2>as you because I've slept on it before and it's

958
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.960
<v Speaker 2>really comfortable. And I was like, give me the get

959
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:27.960
<v Speaker 2>me the exact same one, and she did, And after

960
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:33.519
<v Speaker 2>sleeping on it for a while, I learned some things right. One,

961
00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:38.440
<v Speaker 2>almost everybody sleeps wrong. I watched like a video on

962
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:44.840
<v Speaker 2>YouTube about the natural sleeping posture and how your body

963
00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:48.079
<v Speaker 2>is meant to stand straight up and the best way

964
00:50:48.119 --> 00:50:51.320
<v Speaker 2>we can sit to preserve like our posture, and then

965
00:50:51.400 --> 00:50:55.199
<v Speaker 2>everything that's going to prevent like pain and pinching nerves

966
00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:58.960
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. And anybody who sleeps on their side or

967
00:50:59.000 --> 00:51:04.480
<v Speaker 2>their belly is fucking themselves up, probably because there's no

968
00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:09.480
<v Speaker 2>way you can lay in one of those positions and

969
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:12.679
<v Speaker 2>get support to all the areas of your body that

970
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:16.320
<v Speaker 2>need it right, like your spine, your neck. You're putting

971
00:51:16.599 --> 00:51:19.840
<v Speaker 2>pressure on one side more than the other, so you're

972
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:24.559
<v Speaker 2>cutting off circulation. It's it will never ever stay comfortable

973
00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:28.480
<v Speaker 2>to sleep in one of those positions. You might feel

974
00:51:28.519 --> 00:51:32.159
<v Speaker 2>comfortable momentarily on your side or on your belly, but

975
00:51:32.239 --> 00:51:35.360
<v Speaker 2>it will not stay comfortable if you fall asleep that way.

976
00:51:36.519 --> 00:51:40.039
<v Speaker 2>So I only sleep on my back. Now, this special

977
00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:44.000
<v Speaker 2>pillow has got a cutout where it's like flat, and

978
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:46.280
<v Speaker 2>then it's got like a divot for your neck, and

979
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:50.039
<v Speaker 2>it puts pressure, like upward pressure onto your neck. So

980
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:53.880
<v Speaker 2>it like encourages you to tilt your head back and

981
00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:57.840
<v Speaker 2>put your shoulders like against the pillow because it's just

982
00:51:57.840 --> 00:52:02.320
<v Speaker 2>like you fit perfectly into it. And then you could

983
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:05.639
<v Speaker 2>lay on your side if you wanted. It wouldn't be uncomfortable,

984
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:10.440
<v Speaker 2>but there's just like no reason to move. It's like

985
00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.280
<v Speaker 2>everything kind of locks into place, and your whole body

986
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:16.679
<v Speaker 2>just feels like all the tension and pressure comes off

987
00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:21.920
<v Speaker 2>and you're able to wake up without extreme neck pain.

988
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Now your issue is falling asleep, which leads me to

989
00:52:26.360 --> 00:52:29.119
<v Speaker 2>believe it's not something to do with your pillow, and

990
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:33.400
<v Speaker 2>it's probably something to do with having a restless, overactive mind.

991
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you think I'm too smart for sleep?

992
00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:39.559
<v Speaker 2>Well? Yeah, I mean maybe you've got like a potion

993
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:43.360
<v Speaker 2>or a concoction or an invention or something that's waiting

994
00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:44.039
<v Speaker 2>to come out of you.

995
00:52:44.119 --> 00:52:44.159
<v Speaker 1>No.

996
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I think probably you've got a lot of stuff on

997
00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:48.800
<v Speaker 2>your mind, and you probably have a lot of distractions

998
00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:54.599
<v Speaker 2>around you, like podcasts and television and computers and pussy

999
00:52:55.079 --> 00:52:59.360
<v Speaker 2>and pets and all this stuff that you know, Like

1000
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:01.920
<v Speaker 2>you're laying there and it's like, oh man, this isn't

1001
00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:04.559
<v Speaker 2>a comfortable pillow, and I'm not even as tired as

1002
00:53:04.599 --> 00:53:06.320
<v Speaker 2>I thought I was. I guess I could get some

1003
00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:08.679
<v Speaker 2>pussy by that, I mean, play with your cat.

1004
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so look, I can't give up TV or podcasts.

1005
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:16.599
<v Speaker 1>Are you saying I should kill Jen and little baby David?

1006
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:20.079
<v Speaker 2>No, not necessarily. I'm just saying no.

1007
00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:23.519
<v Speaker 1>I mean, don't take it off the table. But you know,

1008
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying distractions, sure you Uh yeah, I don't know.

1009
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:31.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

1010
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean you're not comfortable. You're not uncomfortable in bed,

1011
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:35.800
<v Speaker 2>are you? Yeah?

1012
00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm physically uncomfortable when neck hurts like again, it's like

1013
00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:44.119
<v Speaker 1>it's either my neck needs to be here and every

1014
00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:49.239
<v Speaker 1>combination I have puts it here or here orthing like that.

1015
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:52.599
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to get the right pillow for side sleeping.

1016
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:54.599
<v Speaker 2>I mean they don't exist because you're.

1017
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:57.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh see that's what I was gonna say. You're taking

1018
00:53:57.119 --> 00:54:01.800
<v Speaker 1>into account. Back sleepers is like any one under two bills,

1019
00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:05.079
<v Speaker 1>anyone over two bills, back sleeping is not a thing.

1020
00:54:06.440 --> 00:54:10.679
<v Speaker 1>Why Uh breathes of apnea? Yeah, yeah, well I thought

1021
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you were under two bills. Now, no from all the law. No, dude,

1022
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:16.119
<v Speaker 1>that's how high I was.

1023
00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:18.360
<v Speaker 2>What are you at now? Like one night?

1024
00:54:18.519 --> 00:54:20.199
<v Speaker 1>Talk about it. We'll talk about it when I get

1025
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:23.360
<v Speaker 1>back on this. No, no, no, no, no, no.

1026
00:54:23.159 --> 00:54:25.599
<v Speaker 2>No, well I don't know. I mean I I see

1027
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:27.400
<v Speaker 2>you breathing. You look like you're breathing. Fine, I think

1028
00:54:27.400 --> 00:54:29.800
<v Speaker 2>you should sleep on your back one night. See I've

1029
00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:31.639
<v Speaker 2>been breathing. I've been getting.

1030
00:54:32.920 --> 00:54:36.400
<v Speaker 1>See if it works, Uh, strap yourself down, put a

1031
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:41.360
<v Speaker 1>cord across your chest. No, I uh, I've been falling.

1032
00:54:41.719 --> 00:54:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Have my Apple watch and it tracks your heart rate

1033
00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:46.280
<v Speaker 1>when you sleep. I've been having a thing where my

1034
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:49.880
<v Speaker 1>heart heart reate drops under forty or something we've talked about.

1035
00:54:49.880 --> 00:54:50.599
<v Speaker 2>That cool.

1036
00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:55.199
<v Speaker 1>That's not good, right, it's why is it bad? Because

1037
00:54:55.239 --> 00:54:56.039
<v Speaker 1>what am I doing?

1038
00:54:57.199 --> 00:55:00.000
<v Speaker 2>You're just not using a lot of blood and stuf.

1039
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I'm not breathing. I don't know.

1040
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.119
<v Speaker 2>That won't have anything to do with it. Your blood

1041
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.880
<v Speaker 2>will circulate independently. It will just if you're not breathing,

1042
00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:14.280
<v Speaker 2>the blood will be circulating with less oxygenated blood in it.

1043
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:14.920
<v Speaker 2>That's all.

1044
00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:20.920
<v Speaker 1>No, all right, man, for more oxygenated blood.

1045
00:55:20.920 --> 00:55:21.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

1046
00:55:21.480 --> 00:55:23.880
<v Speaker 1>See I don't know either. See Yeah, sound like a

1047
00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:24.679
<v Speaker 1>real dickhead.

1048
00:55:24.840 --> 00:55:25.039
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

1049
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can stop breathing for a while before your

1050
00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:30.519
<v Speaker 2>circulation has to stop. Right.

1051
00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Look, Apple sending me an alert about it.

1052
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:37.119
<v Speaker 2>That means something. I think that's a good thing. When

1053
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:39.119
<v Speaker 2>your shit goes that low when you're sleeping, I think

1054
00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:41.760
<v Speaker 2>that just means like I think if it was frantic,

1055
00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:43.760
<v Speaker 2>and like I think if your heart rate was one

1056
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:46.280
<v Speaker 2>twenty when you were asleep, that would be a way

1057
00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:47.119
<v Speaker 2>bigger concern.

1058
00:55:48.280 --> 00:55:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're probably right, my watch is dead. Otherwise i'd

1059
00:55:51.280 --> 00:55:53.960
<v Speaker 1>read it. It's literally like warning.

1060
00:55:54.960 --> 00:56:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Horning you your hearts be stopping. You have ten second

1061
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:01.199
<v Speaker 2>to restart your heart.

1062
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:05.199
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of someone who's trying to stop their heart. I

1063
00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:07.320
<v Speaker 1>came across this video. I have yet to watch it,

1064
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.559
<v Speaker 1>but it's gross, Like her face is gross, so I

1065
00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:13.199
<v Speaker 1>wanted to watch it. God damn it.

1066
00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Man, she looks like a leather Face. Leatherface's sister is

1067
00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:19.000
<v Speaker 2>prom Date.

1068
00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:24.639
<v Speaker 1>So I think she was practicing kissing on a twelve gage.

1069
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:29.679
<v Speaker 2>And she was she was getting ready for a threesome.

1070
00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:31.679
<v Speaker 2>She was using a double barrel.

1071
00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:36.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, So the quote here is I survived my

1072
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:41.639
<v Speaker 1>suicide attempt. It's crazy they can't even say suicide. They

1073
00:56:41.760 --> 00:56:44.559
<v Speaker 1>and the unlive thing is the gayest thing.

1074
00:56:44.800 --> 00:56:49.159
<v Speaker 2>Like they can't say it. It's that like they they

1075
00:56:49.320 --> 00:56:52.000
<v Speaker 2>self censor because they don't want their ship to be

1076
00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:54.280
<v Speaker 2>shadow band or whatever.

1077
00:56:54.519 --> 00:56:56.199
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. They can't say it because

1078
00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:57.920
<v Speaker 1>it'll be in the algorithm.

1079
00:56:58.119 --> 00:57:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I say it. Yeah, it makes suicide you pussy.

1080
00:57:04.079 --> 00:57:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Uh But that's why Yeah, yeah, that's that's why I'm

1081
00:57:07.480 --> 00:57:11.639
<v Speaker 1>not in the algorithm. Right, yes, exactly right, right, starting

1082
00:57:11.679 --> 00:57:13.840
<v Speaker 1>to make sense, let's sen this broad has to.

1083
00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Say whatever you're struggling with. Jesus she whatever you're struggling with,

1084
00:57:20.079 --> 00:57:22.559
<v Speaker 2>especially if it's talking out of the face you blew

1085
00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:23.519
<v Speaker 2>off with a shotgun.

1086
00:57:24.519 --> 00:57:30.000
<v Speaker 1>She looks like, uh, I think the vampires in Blade

1087
00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Trinity was that when the mouths opened up.

1088
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like wish master. Yeah it wor you know,

1089
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.360
<v Speaker 2>and cheaper screepers, yaper scrapers.

1090
00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, right right right, yeah, her face looks like that.

1091
00:57:42.280 --> 00:57:44.840
<v Speaker 1>She would be so hot too. I wonder why she

1092
00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:45.639
<v Speaker 1>tried to kill.

1093
00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:49.079
<v Speaker 2>Herself, Probably because fucking dweebs like you were like, you're

1094
00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:50.559
<v Speaker 2>so hot, you want to go out?

1095
00:57:50.639 --> 00:57:53.559
<v Speaker 1>You're so pretty? I fucking love you.

1096
00:57:53.599 --> 00:57:57.599
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, Oh I'm ever gonna get our podcast losers.

1097
00:57:57.960 --> 00:58:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't it be great if I'm just mocking her? I'm like, oh,

1098
00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:01.760
<v Speaker 1>don't be sure to kill herself. Why is she try

1099
00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:04.679
<v Speaker 1>and kill herself because some nerd in cell hacked her

1100
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:08.400
<v Speaker 1>phone and was committing sexual blackmail against her?

1101
00:58:09.000 --> 00:58:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, I wouldn't. I would be like, blackmail me.

1102
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Please show my grandmother. She needs to see it.

1103
00:58:17.280 --> 00:58:19.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see whatever.

1104
00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:21.199
<v Speaker 2>You're struggling with, it does do better.

1105
00:58:21.519 --> 00:58:22.280
<v Speaker 1>And I don't want you.

1106
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:23.559
<v Speaker 2>To make the sally.

1107
00:58:23.719 --> 00:58:25.599
<v Speaker 1>You know what she had yankie teeth.

1108
00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:29.320
<v Speaker 2>She wasn't that hot, right, Yeah, she just wanted to

1109
00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:31.480
<v Speaker 2>put them in the right spot. She was just.

1110
00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Spraighting down her teeth.

1111
00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:38.599
<v Speaker 2>If I aim properly and I just take the left quadrant,

1112
00:58:39.000 --> 00:58:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I should be able to rewelth these ones.

1113
00:58:42.119 --> 00:58:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh let's see.

1114
00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, damn did she leave the stock of the

1115
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:51.639
<v Speaker 2>gun in her neck?

1116
00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:52.280
<v Speaker 5>Again?

1117
00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:56.760
<v Speaker 1>The things they have to blur. And I s astress

1118
00:58:56.800 --> 00:59:02.239
<v Speaker 1>t myself with my Yeah, it shot myself, but and

1119
00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:06.119
<v Speaker 1>I ship myself with it. I surbubbed my suice attempt

1120
00:59:06.199 --> 00:59:09.519
<v Speaker 1>and I suicide attempt, and I shit myself with yeah,

1121
00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:10.320
<v Speaker 1>all right, great.

1122
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:13.159
<v Speaker 2>While they were fixing my face, they noticed this huge

1123
00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:14.159
<v Speaker 2>tumor in my neck.

1124
00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, what is it that is? That's a shame.

1125
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:20.800
<v Speaker 1>You weren't in the er with me right when I

1126
00:59:21.159 --> 00:59:22.960
<v Speaker 1>when the bottle broke on my face.

1127
00:59:23.119 --> 00:59:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I stayed at home with your fucking brother

1128
00:59:26.519 --> 00:59:29.159
<v Speaker 2>and your friend Blandrew and watched television.

1129
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:30.519
<v Speaker 1>Really, was that what it was?

1130
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yeah? And then your dad or your whoever brought

1131
00:59:33.280 --> 00:59:35.320
<v Speaker 2>you to the hospital, brought you home and you were

1132
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.519
<v Speaker 2>all stitched up, and we were like, thanks for letting

1133
00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:43.639
<v Speaker 2>us stay here, missus. Matt's mom, Well, we had I

1134
00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:44.320
<v Speaker 2>look at this.

1135
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:49.199
<v Speaker 1>I look at this lady's face, and I think about it.

1136
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:51.960
<v Speaker 1>With my face, you can't go to an er and

1137
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:55.039
<v Speaker 1>have them just kind of tie the flaps back together.

1138
00:59:55.719 --> 00:59:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Otherwise you're gonna get some janky mess like this, And

1139
00:59:58.519 --> 01:00:02.119
<v Speaker 1>like my face looks like I have a real defined

1140
01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:03.840
<v Speaker 1>scar on my face from that.

1141
01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, sometimes scars just be scar And dude,

1142
01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I have a some kid cut me with a pen

1143
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.960
<v Speaker 2>or a pencil once in middle school and I I

1144
01:00:14.119 --> 01:00:18.280
<v Speaker 2>still have a scar, like a raised, like nasty, fleshy

1145
01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:21.000
<v Speaker 2>scar on my arm from it. I can still see

1146
01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:24.719
<v Speaker 2>it clear as day. And you know, I didn't get

1147
01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:26.880
<v Speaker 2>stitches or anything. It wasn't it did. I don't remember

1148
01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:28.519
<v Speaker 2>it bleeding. You know. It was like one of those

1149
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:32.079
<v Speaker 2>ones where you can kind of see the red, like

1150
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:35.199
<v Speaker 2>the blood, you know, my skin, the skin is broken,

1151
01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:36.679
<v Speaker 2>but nothing pours out.

1152
01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:40.360
<v Speaker 1>It's It was amazing how badly those scar I have.

1153
01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I bumped into a whiteboard we have and I got

1154
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:48.719
<v Speaker 1>like a puncture scratch it liked what wasn't. But then

1155
01:00:48.840 --> 01:00:51.599
<v Speaker 1>I I probably like touched it too much.

1156
01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it got all greasy and stuff from your fucking chicken.

1157
01:00:56.360 --> 01:01:00.159
<v Speaker 1>Well no, no, but it's not infected. But it's still there,

1158
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:03.639
<v Speaker 1>raised and there's still somewhat of a scab a year

1159
01:01:03.719 --> 01:01:04.639
<v Speaker 1>and a half later.

1160
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's wild, right, yeah.

1161
01:01:06.679 --> 01:01:10.079
<v Speaker 1>Right, it's like a hard like uh like skin. It's

1162
01:01:10.119 --> 01:01:12.000
<v Speaker 1>not a scab in the way you think of a scab.

1163
01:01:12.199 --> 01:01:14.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like hard skin that'll just rip off of it.

1164
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:17.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's like when you I think, when you break

1165
01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:22.360
<v Speaker 2>down all those layers a skin. I think it like

1166
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:27.440
<v Speaker 2>it just heals, disgusting and bulbous and you know, fucking nasty,

1167
01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:28.360
<v Speaker 2>like this girl's neck.

1168
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:34.039
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's watch more of this. I I was

1169
01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:37.360
<v Speaker 1>in a very dark place and I didn't understand or

1170
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:39.159
<v Speaker 1>comprehend was happening.

1171
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:41.360
<v Speaker 2>To the other time for everyone wondering what this is.

1172
01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:43.159
<v Speaker 1>This is called a tissue expander.

1173
01:01:43.599 --> 01:01:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, why would you need to have your tissue expanded?

1174
01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:49.719
<v Speaker 2>I thought you already did that with a shock.

1175
01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:56.360
<v Speaker 1>She expanded her face like the big bang.

1176
01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:01.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, yeah, the whole fuck universe spread out all

1177
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.239
<v Speaker 2>over the back of her brush.

1178
01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Hey all right, someone tweeted her. Hey, love, I was

1179
01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:09.599
<v Speaker 1>wondering if the surgeon surgery you recently had for the

1180
01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:13.000
<v Speaker 1>skin under your chin, will they revise that or remove

1181
01:02:13.079 --> 01:02:15.760
<v Speaker 1>that in the future, Like, what's the reason for it

1182
01:02:15.800 --> 01:02:19.159
<v Speaker 1>being there? If you don't mind me, If you don't

1183
01:02:19.159 --> 01:02:20.239
<v Speaker 1>mind me, Yo?

1184
01:02:20.559 --> 01:02:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Is that an Adam's apple implant?

1185
01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Yo?

1186
01:02:23.239 --> 01:02:24.719
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck would that thing?

1187
01:02:25.760 --> 01:02:25.920
<v Speaker 7>Yo?

1188
01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Shit's nasty, though.

1189
01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:29.840
<v Speaker 2>You got a little gulley in there so you can

1190
01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:31.480
<v Speaker 2>barf your food up for your baby.

1191
01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:34.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, Jenna and I have been saying about David

1192
01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:35.639
<v Speaker 1>a lot.

1193
01:02:35.960 --> 01:02:36.039
<v Speaker 5>What.

1194
01:02:36.840 --> 01:02:38.920
<v Speaker 1>We look at him and he's like kind of chubby,

1195
01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:41.000
<v Speaker 1>but he's not overweight. We took him to the vet

1196
01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:45.400
<v Speaker 1>and we we're looking at him, and I'll just look

1197
01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:46.280
<v Speaker 1>at her and I'll go he.

1198
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:50.079
<v Speaker 8>Do be eating though, right, He do be eating though

1199
01:02:50.880 --> 01:02:55.239
<v Speaker 8>our saying that a lot cats do be eating shit. Yeah,

1200
01:02:55.320 --> 01:02:57.280
<v Speaker 8>she do be blowing her head off though.

1201
01:02:57.440 --> 01:02:59.199
<v Speaker 1>She do be doing that though, you know.

1202
01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:03.280
<v Speaker 2>I honestly though, fucking big ups to the surgeons. They

1203
01:03:03.440 --> 01:03:07.760
<v Speaker 2>really put her ass back together. She looks like a creature. Man,

1204
01:03:08.519 --> 01:03:12.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm imagine. I don't know what they had to work with.

1205
01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:16.320
<v Speaker 2>That's a fairpoint. Built her. In nineteen eighty five, dude,

1206
01:03:16.679 --> 01:03:19.639
<v Speaker 2>when I was in my combat lifsab course and the Marines,

1207
01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:22.119
<v Speaker 2>they showed us a picture this guy blew the bottom

1208
01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:24.719
<v Speaker 2>of his face off in a failed suicide as like

1209
01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:28.760
<v Speaker 2>an example of what we could expect on the battlefield.

1210
01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:31.599
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think tongue hanging out and shit, and

1211
01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:36.760
<v Speaker 2>it's like twenty thirty years ago rebuilding that would have

1212
01:03:36.800 --> 01:03:41.639
<v Speaker 2>been like, Okay, you are Frankenstein, you know, like that's

1213
01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:44.000
<v Speaker 2>your life now. When you go out, everyone sees you

1214
01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:47.559
<v Speaker 2>as Frankenstein. This bitch could put on a ma if

1215
01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:50.360
<v Speaker 2>it was COVID times, she could put on a mask

1216
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:55.440
<v Speaker 2>and go out around dusk. And if you were in

1217
01:03:55.599 --> 01:03:59.400
<v Speaker 2>like a restaurant like Applebee's or something with you know,

1218
01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:04.199
<v Speaker 2>like medium yellow tinted lighting, dude, you would think she

1219
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:05.440
<v Speaker 2>was exotic as fuck.

1220
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Maybe, but she also does have a huge lump on

1221
01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:12.920
<v Speaker 1>her neck and masks that far she'd have to probably

1222
01:04:12.960 --> 01:04:13.679
<v Speaker 1>rock a gator.

1223
01:04:14.239 --> 01:04:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she would need a Turtlenecker.

1224
01:04:17.239 --> 01:04:19.039
<v Speaker 1>But one of those things. No, no, no, where those

1225
01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:22.199
<v Speaker 1>those negated Yeah, now that they're trying to ban them

1226
01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:25.199
<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia, well just because.

1227
01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Of certain culture likes to break the rules when they're

1228
01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:31.840
<v Speaker 2>wearing the mask that everybody else likes, So now none

1229
01:04:31.920 --> 01:04:35.719
<v Speaker 2>of us can enjoy it. Thanks Republicans.

1230
01:04:36.719 --> 01:04:38.599
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what this girl has to say.

1231
01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:41.519
<v Speaker 2>This is to stretch the skin on my neck. So

1232
01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:44.760
<v Speaker 2>when they shoot this down it'll fix the discoloration. Dap

1233
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:50.599
<v Speaker 2>it downh God. Okay, they did a skin graft on

1234
01:04:50.639 --> 01:04:53.880
<v Speaker 2>her leg and left her achilles tendon exposed.

1235
01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:56.239
<v Speaker 1>It looks like he really, I mean, it looks like

1236
01:04:56.400 --> 01:04:58.960
<v Speaker 1>raw pork man. That's rough.

1237
01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Jesus. It looks like they tattooed the anatomy onto her leg.

1238
01:05:04.719 --> 01:05:06.239
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking awful.

1239
01:05:06.440 --> 01:05:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Though, you know what.

1240
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:11.480
<v Speaker 2>It's to fix her face though, Yeah, I know they

1241
01:05:11.480 --> 01:05:13.400
<v Speaker 2>should have just they should have just said, you know what,

1242
01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:15.519
<v Speaker 2>your face is a goner. At least she still got

1243
01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:17.800
<v Speaker 2>nice legs to Yeah, just stay.

1244
01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:20.159
<v Speaker 1>Bent over all the time, sweetie, you got everything else

1245
01:05:20.199 --> 01:05:21.039
<v Speaker 1>working for you.

1246
01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:25.199
<v Speaker 2>Just wear a fucking a fireman's mask, like in a

1247
01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:26.079
<v Speaker 2>violent nature.

1248
01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:32.679
<v Speaker 1>All right, Surdery will be getting my bottom, but prepared

1249
01:05:32.719 --> 01:05:34.239
<v Speaker 1>so it'll be getting pulled up.

1250
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:36.280
<v Speaker 2>This will be getting shaved.

1251
01:05:36.000 --> 01:05:41.639
<v Speaker 1>Down, taking out currently and no. But seriously, look the

1252
01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:45.760
<v Speaker 1>tats on her hands, how she dresses the cute seness,

1253
01:05:46.639 --> 01:05:49.239
<v Speaker 1>even though her teeth were a little JANKI I don't

1254
01:05:49.239 --> 01:05:51.639
<v Speaker 1>think it was worth her trying to blow her fucking

1255
01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:54.360
<v Speaker 1>face off because she was hot enough. Like if she

1256
01:05:54.360 --> 01:05:56.159
<v Speaker 1>didn't blow her face off, she could be making a

1257
01:05:56.199 --> 01:05:57.599
<v Speaker 1>living on OnlyFans.

1258
01:05:57.840 --> 01:06:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she could be making a living fucking just blowing

1259
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:03.519
<v Speaker 2>guys behind the bagel shop I park my car at.

1260
01:06:03.760 --> 01:06:05.639
<v Speaker 1>She could still do that. She just hasn't lower her

1261
01:06:05.719 --> 01:06:09.559
<v Speaker 1>prices now right, You got an teeth in that thing?

1262
01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:13.199
<v Speaker 2>Or what is it? I don't know, Like maybe the

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01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:16.280
<v Speaker 2>tats came after maybe she blew her face off and

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<v Speaker 2>then the tats were a way to like take focus

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01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:20.039
<v Speaker 2>off her face.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is Is that a style you like from

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01:06:23.639 --> 01:06:25.800
<v Speaker 1>a white girl, because it's a style I kind of

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01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:28.039
<v Speaker 1>like from a white girl, not one I would want

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01:06:28.079 --> 01:06:30.800
<v Speaker 1>to marry or be around, but want to fuck like

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01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:34.599
<v Speaker 1>that kind of like bohemian like bullshit type of thing again,

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01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:36.760
<v Speaker 1>just to fuck, not to not.

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<v Speaker 2>To make the bohemian thing, sure, but not like not

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01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:45.519
<v Speaker 2>like the fake bohemian things. So there is a difference

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<v Speaker 2>like that, if you just go to Burning Man or whatever,

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01:06:48.280 --> 01:06:52.199
<v Speaker 2>like fuck you. But if you have been like couch

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01:06:52.320 --> 01:06:57.320
<v Speaker 2>surfing for two years and getting tattoos at parties and shit,

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01:06:57.559 --> 01:07:00.880
<v Speaker 2>and you're a transient, you're actually from Anada and you

1278
01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:04.079
<v Speaker 2>wound up in Arizona, and it's like, you know, you

1279
01:07:04.159 --> 01:07:06.800
<v Speaker 2>fuck guys, you don't care, You're you're the you're the

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<v Speaker 2>one like using guys and stuff like that's pretty bohemian,

1281
01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:13.199
<v Speaker 2>you know, like that's that's a that's a that's my

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01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:17.079
<v Speaker 2>idea of a bohemian woman, right, It's like not some

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01:07:17.280 --> 01:07:21.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking chick who works at office depot and you know,

1284
01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:24.679
<v Speaker 2>has to put a band aid over her nose ring

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01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:28.559
<v Speaker 2>and it like, I'm not that fake shit, right, So,

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01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:31.079
<v Speaker 2>but I think that we were real. The real thing

1287
01:07:31.159 --> 01:07:35.360
<v Speaker 2>is pretty rare nowadays. Most of those girls got fucking

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01:07:36.199 --> 01:07:39.880
<v Speaker 2>uh what is it. They flew to Syria and joined

1289
01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:42.519
<v Speaker 2>Isis like twelve years ago, and we haven't heard from

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01:07:42.559 --> 01:07:43.039
<v Speaker 2>him since.

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01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they've been breeders over there ever since. Which this

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01:07:48.119 --> 01:07:50.320
<v Speaker 1>girl could still go over there and be a breeder

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<v Speaker 1>if she wanted to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the veil would actually do probably would

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01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:57.679
<v Speaker 2>fix all the problems, right yeah, yeah, they wouldn't know

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01:07:57.719 --> 01:07:58.840
<v Speaker 2>about the tattoos either.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go. No, but I understand what you were saying.

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<v Speaker 1>But again, we were just talking about putting your dick

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<v Speaker 1>in something at a tent, in like in a tent somewhere,

1300
01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:11.760
<v Speaker 1>like fucking something in a tent. I think that fake

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<v Speaker 1>bohemian thing is totally fine in that circumstance.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh, it's fine to fuck, but it's like I

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01:08:17.840 --> 01:08:21.119
<v Speaker 2>don't talk, yeah, but I also say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk too long with the couch

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01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:25.720
<v Speaker 1>surfer either though, because I'm sure she has some opinions

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01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:27.319
<v Speaker 1>that are real retarded.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, that's the best part of her. She has no opinions.

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01:08:30.840 --> 01:08:33.399
<v Speaker 2>She's a nobody, dude. Like, that's the thing. She's just

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01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:34.640
<v Speaker 2>a homeless person.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they're the best ones. If they go missing, yeah,

1311
01:08:38.479 --> 01:08:39.840
<v Speaker 1>it even comes to look for them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. That's what a lot of people don't seem

1313
01:08:42.039 --> 01:08:44.479
<v Speaker 2>to realize is all those fucking people in the sixties

1314
01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:49.239
<v Speaker 2>who did that like finding yourself thing, that Jack Kerouac shit,

1315
01:08:49.359 --> 01:08:52.760
<v Speaker 2>that Hunter s Thompson shit. Those were all spoiled rich

1316
01:08:52.840 --> 01:08:55.920
<v Speaker 2>people with nothing to do, you know, like they just

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01:08:56.000 --> 01:08:58.479
<v Speaker 2>went out and did nothing. They just went out and

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01:08:58.479 --> 01:08:59.439
<v Speaker 2>became homeless.

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<v Speaker 1>These are these beat Nicks or not beat Nicks.

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01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:06.479
<v Speaker 2>Beat Nicks and those inspired by them. Yeah, Like, so

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01:09:06.560 --> 01:09:08.880
<v Speaker 2>you have your like Hunter s. Thompson right, Like it

1322
01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:12.000
<v Speaker 2>kind of embodies that for me, where it's like fuck authority,

1323
01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:19.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking formity, fuck anybody but yourself, like hedonism all this bullshit, right,

1324
01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:26.279
<v Speaker 2>that whole thing is just like, uh, it's just being

1325
01:09:26.319 --> 01:09:31.199
<v Speaker 2>a homeless person. But you you're cool somehow, you know

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01:09:31.239 --> 01:09:32.760
<v Speaker 2>you're a showered homeless person.

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<v Speaker 1>I always forgot Hunter S. Thompson died in two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and five. I gotta be honest with you. I think

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01:09:39.920 --> 01:09:42.520
<v Speaker 1>you would have hated Trump, but he would have been

1330
01:09:42.560 --> 01:09:45.239
<v Speaker 1>disgusted with the Democratic Party too.

1331
01:09:46.600 --> 01:09:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Maybe. I think he probably would have been fucking zonked

1332
01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:53.760
<v Speaker 2>out of his mind and been like, h Johnny, Johnny,

1333
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:55.640
<v Speaker 2>you gotta take me back to my room, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife keeps shitting everywhere, Hunter, and I can't do it.

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01:10:00.119 --> 01:10:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't, I can't. I have to clean my bed.

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<v Speaker 1>What a fucking loser, john Can.

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01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:07.039
<v Speaker 2>You imagine cleaning your wife's shit out of bed and

1338
01:10:07.079 --> 01:10:10.239
<v Speaker 2>she's not having a demented episode.

1339
01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Or she's not showering off because you ask for it.

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01:10:17.319 --> 01:10:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can imagine that part.

1341
01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:23.319
<v Speaker 1>No, me too, But like that's another scenario. You know what?

1342
01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:27.199
<v Speaker 1>Uh go to your worst friend dot com. UH follow

1343
01:10:27.279 --> 01:10:31.119
<v Speaker 1>us everywhere on Twitter and Instagram at worst friend Cast.

1344
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<v Speaker 2>Right. Uh yeah, you get a bonus episode where you

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01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:47.439
<v Speaker 2>suck my cock.

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01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Ah, thank you for that. So patreon dot com slash

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<v Speaker 1>Worst Friend Cast. Uh all right, we're gonna wrap this

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01:10:56.079 --> 01:10:57.880
<v Speaker 1>one up. Do you have anything to say? Why are

1353
01:10:57.880 --> 01:11:01.479
<v Speaker 1>you reading fucking natural propane safety instructions?

1354
01:11:01.800 --> 01:11:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Because I was gonna say my closing remarks como

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<v Speaker 2>mana jar una fuga de gas on El Interior Day

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01:11:09.479 --> 01:11:15.520
<v Speaker 2>and unemabo conduct us de gasso natural bajo tierra.

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01:11:17.520 --> 01:11:20.600
<v Speaker 1>For yours friend Aman with sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 2>On Miablo Espanola. Shane, thanks for listening.

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01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:26.520
<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, all his own Bruno.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm really gonna mist you go in

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<v Speaker 2>The show's over.