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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let chin tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jrr.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Rock the Band Cash Giveaway is another week's worth of

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<v Speaker 2>work week to one one thousand dollars. Have us on

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<v Speaker 2>at work all day. Listen for the hourly keywords. They'll

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<v Speaker 2>begin at nine oh five with us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, join the list of people who have already won

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<v Speaker 3>one thousand dollars. Hopefully you're next.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin with an update of a story we talked about.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like a year ago maybe out in Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 2>Strange incident in a Lincoln, Nebraska Department of Motor Vehicles facility.

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<v Speaker 2>An irate man came in and was out of control,

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<v Speaker 2>and he remember he was throwing around fish and carrots.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, flint flinging fishing carrots. Well, he had his

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<v Speaker 2>day in court, Taco. He's going to be going to

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<v Speaker 2>jail for a year over a fishing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what I mean. It is the DMV

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<v Speaker 3>that's ruining sig breaks. Sorry V had.

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<v Speaker 2>Fish and carrots and said that something fishy was going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Something fishing is going on here.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't get my permit quick enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly upset with the DMV and probably will hate them

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<v Speaker 2>forever now, causing him to go to jail for a year. God, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't understand where the carrots came into the mix.

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<v Speaker 3>That's you have to eat your peas and carrots with

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<v Speaker 3>your protein. You know. Mom always said that you want

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<v Speaker 3>to have both.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's trying to make the statement about things being

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<v Speaker 2>fishy at the DMV. The carrots aren't even any equation.

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<v Speaker 3>They just made it a meal, you know. But a

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<v Speaker 3>year here's where my problem is. One year for that,

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<v Speaker 3>but you get somebody who stabs someone and gets it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, sixteen months. You know, it doesn't equate.

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<v Speaker 3>Depends what state you're in. I was telling the story

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday about how missing the plane trip back from the Keys,

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<v Speaker 3>then took the bus and I bought beer for everybody

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<v Speaker 3>at the bus stop, and the one guy with the

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<v Speaker 3>stab wound had to turn it down. It's no We

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<v Speaker 3>were talking about how cool the bright Line was, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was this guy was not taking Brightline. He was

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<v Speaker 3>on the city bus with us but I was a

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<v Speaker 3>yes that came up?

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<v Speaker 2>Why' he turned the beer down because.

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<v Speaker 3>He had a stab wound. He was on medication. He

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<v Speaker 3>pointed to stab medicine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's actually paint following doctors orders.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was straight out of the He was straight

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<v Speaker 3>out of the jail across the street from the bus stop.

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<v Speaker 3>I was sitting at not me alone. Thank god my

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<v Speaker 3>buddies are there too, Otherwise I would have been like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought around for the bus stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Load of mansload of Manslow man got to be a

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<v Speaker 3>floing man. He's got to be a flying all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Marion County Represents. Let's see what we got here. Marion

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<v Speaker 2>County deputy had to respond to a residence after a

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<v Speaker 2>victim reported a sexual offense. The victim stated she had

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<v Speaker 2>gone to the home to meet with another woman to

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<v Speaker 2>discuss religion, okay, having a prayer, get together something, I guess, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Upon the woman's arrival, sixty four year old Glenn Landers

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<v Speaker 2>answered the door and invited her inside, claiming the other

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<v Speaker 2>woman was on her way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's where.

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<v Speaker 2>According to the victim, Landers then exposed himself and began

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<v Speaker 2>performing lude axe in her presence. She fled the residence

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<v Speaker 2>and contacted law enforcement.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going for a prayer group and you get that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like going for a learner's per and getting hit

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<v Speaker 3>by fishing carrots.

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<v Speaker 2>Landers was later located and arrested on a warrant for

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<v Speaker 2>the offense. They also revoked his bond for guess what

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<v Speaker 2>lude situation similar offense.

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<v Speaker 3>So she knocks at the door to go to this

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<v Speaker 3>prayer grip with another lady, and there he is doing

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<v Speaker 3>the beat down.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I brought this to the table this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no other information at this point on this story.

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<v Speaker 2>The news station pressed for the info, but nothing else

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<v Speaker 2>has been provided. Was this guy working in cahoots with

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<v Speaker 2>the other woman with the hey, let's have a religious

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<v Speaker 2>meeting and set someone up? Or did he just happen to.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's set up. Maybe it's just a horny brother.

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<v Speaker 2>No mention as to where this other woman was. Who's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have the religious meeting?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, look, if you're the horny brother and somebody's oh,

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<v Speaker 3>look she's out there with the Bible, I get that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I must done zip my pants and touched myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can't think of this somebody texting it two

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<v Speaker 3>two five two six year of taxpayers money for fish

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<v Speaker 3>and carrots. Really, that's that's the world with Evane Man's.

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<v Speaker 2>Was really stinky fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently, Yeah, you say it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Been more considered just throwing like frozen frozen fish sticks.

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<v Speaker 3>It just picked those up. No, yeah, it doesn't do

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<v Speaker 3>the same, It doesn't have the same effect. Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>throwing like Morton sish sticks back, or I'm throwing a

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<v Speaker 3>slab of mahi, yeah that's true. Yeah, Or somebody's knocking

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<v Speaker 3>out of the door. Man, I help you. What are

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<v Speaker 3>you looking at?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm confirming something here, hold on, uh yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the one I thought was. I just spoke this. This

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<v Speaker 2>I think might be a headline of the week contender

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<v Speaker 2>early on. Here, whoa hold on? You're talking about this?

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<v Speaker 2>This one I'm getting to right now.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So I have to read, okay, headline of we.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready Man's penis gets stuck to icy sidewalk during boozy fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Get stuck. I can't believe I'm a grown man and

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<v Speaker 3>I have to write this kind of stuff down.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're in charge of, you know, documenting. You you're

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<v Speaker 2>our stenographer on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Show Man's penis gets stuck to.

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<v Speaker 2>Icy side bik during boozy fight. This is the old

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<v Speaker 2>you know your tongue stuck to the pole thing, only

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<v Speaker 2>this is your pole stuck to the ice thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is an album. How does the fight come?

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<v Speaker 2>In? Alberta, Canada? So a fight that started inside of

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<v Speaker 2>a bar spilled out front. The one individual I guess

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<v Speaker 2>tripped and somehow his junk came out or free from

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<v Speaker 2>his pants and immediately became a fixed to the tell me.

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<v Speaker 3>They elaborated on what they did to remove I know

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<v Speaker 3>they always sell pour some warm liquid down, but they.

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<v Speaker 2>Said that police officials were able to assist in freeing

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<v Speaker 2>the man's frozen member.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now, if you're that cop, does that make you gay?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm cool, I love gay people. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>asking what this is. This is where.

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<v Speaker 2>The lines blurred with the whole public service and serve,

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<v Speaker 2>protect and.

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<v Speaker 3>Serf because you and I walk up, I'm going not it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not in the job district description anywhere of

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<v Speaker 2>signing up to be a cop. I'm telling you that

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<v Speaker 2>right now. No.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it is where you kind of taste them,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe shake himself free. Okay, you and I approached the scene.

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<v Speaker 3>I've already said, not it. What are you doing? Pat?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably doing what you just say. Let's try to taste her.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm HM's uh, that didn't work. This guy's just flopping

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<v Speaker 3>around now. He got shocked even harder because he's stuck

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<v Speaker 3>to water, frozen water. What next, Pat? Because I'm not it.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody just said, I spit my coffee all over my windshield.

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<v Speaker 2>We aimed at police here on the Lynching Taco Show

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