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Speaker 2: Let's begin with an update of a story we talked about.
Speaker 2: This is like a year ago maybe out in Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Strange incident in a Lincoln, Nebraska Department of Motor Vehicles facility.
Speaker 2: An irate man came in and was out of control,
Speaker 2: and he remember he was throwing around fish and carrots.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, flint flinging fishing carrots. Well, he had his
Speaker 2: day in court, Taco. He's going to be going to
Speaker 2: jail for a year over a fishing.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what I mean. It is the DMV
Speaker 3: that's ruining sig breaks. Sorry V had.
Speaker 2: Fish and carrots and said that something fishy was going on.
Speaker 2: Something fishing is going on here.
Speaker 3: I can't get my permit quick enough.
Speaker 2: Clearly upset with the DMV and probably will hate them
Speaker 2: forever now, causing him to go to jail for a year. God, dude,
Speaker 2: I just don't understand where the carrots came into the mix.
Speaker 3: That's you have to eat your peas and carrots with
Speaker 3: your protein. You know. Mom always said that you want
Speaker 3: to have both.
Speaker 2: But he's trying to make the statement about things being
Speaker 2: fishy at the DMV. The carrots aren't even any equation.
Speaker 3: They just made it a meal, you know. But a
Speaker 3: year here's where my problem is. One year for that,
Speaker 3: but you get somebody who stabs someone and gets it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, sixteen months. You know, it doesn't equate.
Speaker 3: Depends what state you're in. I was telling the story
Speaker 3: yesterday about how missing the plane trip back from the Keys,
Speaker 3: then took the bus and I bought beer for everybody
Speaker 3: at the bus stop, and the one guy with the
Speaker 3: stab wound had to turn it down. It's no We
Speaker 3: were talking about how cool the bright Line was, and
Speaker 3: it was this guy was not taking Brightline. He was
Speaker 3: on the city bus with us but I was a
Speaker 3: yes that came up?
Speaker 2: Why' he turned the beer down because.
Speaker 3: He had a stab wound. He was on medication. He
Speaker 3: pointed to stab medicine.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's actually paint following doctors orders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was straight out of the He was straight
Speaker 3: out of the jail across the street from the bus stop.
Speaker 3: I was sitting at not me alone. Thank god my
Speaker 3: buddies are there too, Otherwise I would have been like that.
Speaker 2: I bought around for the bus stop.
Speaker 3: Load of mansload of Manslow man got to be a
Speaker 3: floing man. He's got to be a flying all right.
Speaker 2: Marion County Represents. Let's see what we got here. Marion
Speaker 2: County deputy had to respond to a residence after a
Speaker 2: victim reported a sexual offense. The victim stated she had
Speaker 2: gone to the home to meet with another woman to
Speaker 2: discuss religion, okay, having a prayer, get together something, I guess, Okay.
Speaker 2: Upon the woman's arrival, sixty four year old Glenn Landers
Speaker 2: answered the door and invited her inside, claiming the other
Speaker 2: woman was on her way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where.
Speaker 2: According to the victim, Landers then exposed himself and began
Speaker 2: performing lude axe in her presence. She fled the residence
Speaker 2: and contacted law enforcement.
Speaker 3: You're going for a prayer group and you get that.
Speaker 3: That's like going for a learner's per and getting hit
Speaker 3: by fishing carrots.
Speaker 2: Landers was later located and arrested on a warrant for
Speaker 2: the offense. They also revoked his bond for guess what
Speaker 2: lude situation similar offense.
Speaker 3: So she knocks at the door to go to this
Speaker 3: prayer grip with another lady, and there he is doing
Speaker 3: the beat down.
Speaker 2: This is why I brought this to the table this morning.
Speaker 2: There's no other information at this point on this story.
Speaker 2: The news station pressed for the info, but nothing else
Speaker 2: has been provided. Was this guy working in cahoots with
Speaker 2: the other woman with the hey, let's have a religious
Speaker 2: meeting and set someone up? Or did he just happen to.
Speaker 3: I think it's set up. Maybe it's just a horny brother.
Speaker 2: No mention as to where this other woman was. Who's
Speaker 2: gonna have the religious meeting?
Speaker 3: Okay, look, if you're the horny brother and somebody's oh,
Speaker 3: look she's out there with the Bible, I get that.
Speaker 3: I'm all right.
Speaker 2: I must done zip my pants and touched myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't think of this somebody texting it two
Speaker 3: two five two six year of taxpayers money for fish
Speaker 3: and carrots. Really, that's that's the world with Evane Man's.
Speaker 2: Was really stinky fish.
Speaker 3: Apparently, Yeah, you say it is.
Speaker 2: Been more considered just throwing like frozen frozen fish sticks.
Speaker 3: It just picked those up. No, yeah, it doesn't do
Speaker 3: the same, It doesn't have the same effect. Look, I'm
Speaker 3: throwing like Morton sish sticks back, or I'm throwing a
Speaker 3: slab of mahi, yeah that's true. Yeah, Or somebody's knocking
Speaker 3: out of the door. Man, I help you. What are
Speaker 3: you looking at?
Speaker 2: I'm confirming something here, hold on, uh yeah, this is
Speaker 2: the one I thought was. I just spoke this. This
Speaker 2: I think might be a headline of the week contender
Speaker 2: early on. Here, whoa hold on? You're talking about this?
Speaker 2: This one I'm getting to right now.
Speaker 3: All right, So I have to read, okay, headline of we.
Speaker 2: Ready Man's penis gets stuck to icy sidewalk during boozy fight.
Speaker 3: Get stuck. I can't believe I'm a grown man and
Speaker 3: I have to write this kind of stuff down.
Speaker 2: Well, you're in charge of, you know, documenting. You you're
Speaker 2: our stenographer on the.
Speaker 3: Show Man's penis gets stuck to.
Speaker 2: Icy side bik during boozy fight. This is the old
Speaker 2: you know your tongue stuck to the pole thing, only
Speaker 2: this is your pole stuck to the ice thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an album. How does the fight come?
Speaker 2: In? Alberta, Canada? So a fight that started inside of
Speaker 2: a bar spilled out front. The one individual I guess
Speaker 2: tripped and somehow his junk came out or free from
Speaker 2: his pants and immediately became a fixed to the tell me.
Speaker 3: They elaborated on what they did to remove I know
Speaker 3: they always sell pour some warm liquid down, but they.
Speaker 2: Said that police officials were able to assist in freeing
Speaker 2: the man's frozen member.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, if you're that cop, does that make you gay?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm cool, I love gay people. I'm just
Speaker 3: asking what this is. This is where.
Speaker 2: The lines blurred with the whole public service and serve,
Speaker 2: protect and.
Speaker 3: Serf because you and I walk up, I'm going not it.
Speaker 2: This is not in the job district description anywhere of
Speaker 2: signing up to be a cop. I'm telling you that
Speaker 2: right now. No.
Speaker 3: I think it is where you kind of taste them,
Speaker 3: maybe shake himself free. Okay, you and I approached the scene.
Speaker 3: I've already said, not it. What are you doing? Pat?
Speaker 2: Probably doing what you just say. Let's try to taste her.
Speaker 3: Mm HM's uh, that didn't work. This guy's just flopping
Speaker 3: around now. He got shocked even harder because he's stuck
Speaker 3: to water, frozen water. What next, Pat? Because I'm not it.
Speaker 3: Somebody just said, I spit my coffee all over my windshield.
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