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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Bennying Roe and

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<v Speaker 1>Zoe Clegg.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's a naked sock puppet. Oh hello, you're

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<v Speaker 2>watching Chewing a Cud your weakly lighthearted look through a

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<v Speaker 2>slightly glittery leidoscope. I'm Mike Benning Rowe and with me

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<v Speaker 2>today we welcome a new friend, yes, a special friend,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's Zoe Clegg.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you? I'm okay. You made a comment before

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<v Speaker 2>the show, so we started recording, which was about my

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<v Speaker 2>outfit and what was that?

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<v Speaker 3>Zoe's it's postman patche it's giving royal mail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no one has to see my black and white pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>But what have you got for us this week?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm bringing your story about inspirational trans storyline before we

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<v Speaker 3>play a game, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's before we get all up close and personal with

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<v Speaker 2>Zoe and Spotlight. But on screen now you can see

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<v Speaker 2>how contact details. It's at the Cud TV on your

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<v Speaker 2>social media channels, and if you want to catch up

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<v Speaker 2>with previous episodes, you can always give us a good

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<v Speaker 2>binge on YouTube. Just look for Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 3>You can see the names of the people who've reached

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<v Speaker 3>out and touched our souls, going along the bottom of

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<v Speaker 3>the screen. And now it's time to get up to

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<v Speaker 3>date on the things you may have missed from the

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<v Speaker 3>news in the buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever go to university? Did what did you study? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>The delightful world of culinary arts?

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<v Speaker 2>Food?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, food, just at a lot, Yeah, at a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Made a point of drinking a lot to wash it down, obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to make sure you lubricated. Of course as

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<v Speaker 2>a student. Well, did you have to go into the

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<v Speaker 2>library a lot?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, all the time?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, because Lipscomb University in Nash Film, which I love

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<v Speaker 2>the names of the university Lipum, It's a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>posh name for a pepper. They have had to basically

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<v Speaker 2>stop people taking them books out as they were killing students.

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<v Speaker 2>The books were killing killing students. Tell me more proof

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<v Speaker 2>that education is bad for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't read box kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, poisonous. So it's books that are over one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>years old, right, that had chemicals in the in the

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<v Speaker 2>brightly colored like pages and stuff hallcinogenic ink moment, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what nick that was in the pages to make nice

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<v Speaker 2>bright green colors.

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<v Speaker 4>Yikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So the way that they've dealt with this is

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<v Speaker 2>they contacted the CTC, which is the American.

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<v Speaker 1>Health Disease Control Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The people in America went, oh, COVID is quite bad

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<v Speaker 2>in it. What do we do?

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<v Speaker 3>What do we do?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's the let's ask the president. Oh dear, they said,

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<v Speaker 2>put them in ziplot bags will be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>The solution to deadly chemicals ziplock and in university books

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<v Speaker 3>which people are going to want to get out and

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<v Speaker 3>read understandably, is zip block bags. Like, are we talking

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<v Speaker 3>special books.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we're talking zip because get down to us to

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<v Speaker 2>get yourself a couple of hundred if you're right right. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how they got around it. So now these books

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<v Speaker 2>are in zip bags, they can't be withdrawn.

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<v Speaker 3>It's completely unreadonable, unreadable, unreadable.

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<v Speaker 2>While they look for solutions to fix the dyes and things,

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<v Speaker 2>they said, just put them they'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knew, Like, we could have completely subverted COVID by

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<v Speaker 3>just putting ourselves in bags this entire time.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a problem with that, which is a lack of

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<v Speaker 2>air in a zip lock bag. No, that doesn't so right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, why did all these people die from COVID? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it loot bags?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, cod.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how it happened. Well, let's move away from something

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<v Speaker 2>quite scary as dangerous killer books to something slightly weird.

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<v Speaker 4>We love something slightly weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to ask a very personal question. First, do

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<v Speaker 2>you the odrant? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Claily?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you believe that's a personal item?

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<v Speaker 3>I would say so. I would say it's not something

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<v Speaker 3>I would share with anyone and.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, now, anyone, full stop, anyone. Now, Well, this is

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<v Speaker 2>for a lady in America again, Americans who goes by

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<v Speaker 2>the TikTok name of missus mom, missus mom, missus.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom, the you know, formally single mom. Imagine that was

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<v Speaker 3>quite a different life.

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<v Speaker 2>Having read some of her posts, I don't think she

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<v Speaker 2>would have had premarital.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting a ring on it.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the square States in the Middle kind of people,

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<v Speaker 2>Ah wow, one of those who basically went on the

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<v Speaker 2>Internet to ask a question to solve a marital dispute

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<v Speaker 2>she was having, which was do you share the odran?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not? What a heinous crime, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't think so. She thought it was the most sensible

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<v Speaker 2>thing in the world to do, which was have a

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<v Speaker 2>family deodrant familiarald children, not just so, her husband, her son,

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<v Speaker 2>and her daughter. Son and daughter are both teenagers. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>all were sharing the same deodrance.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope it was it an air asolate least no

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<v Speaker 3>all not all ones.

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<v Speaker 2>We wasn't even a role. It was one of those sticky,

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<v Speaker 2>gooey ones. So yeah. So her husband, who is quite

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<v Speaker 2>in her suit gentleman, of course, he was saying, why

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<v Speaker 3>You're sorry for reasonableinely reasonable?

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<v Speaker 2>And she said because they're expensive. She buys the very

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<v Speaker 2>expensive like ten dollars a go sort of thing. Sure, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And she said that if we all share one, it

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<v Speaker 2>means I don't have to buy as much children.

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<v Speaker 4>But it will deplete four times.

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<v Speaker 2>Quicker didn't care about that. It was in fact, she

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<v Speaker 2>and deodrant, so you all have to share? No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok to plead her case and say to the world

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<v Speaker 2>that's perfectly reasonable, isn't.

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<v Speaker 3>It, Oh TikTok. What a wonderful, strange, strange place.

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<v Speaker 2>When I first do you remember the woman that made

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<v Speaker 2>a cup of tea by microwaving it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that really took off as a here's the

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<v Speaker 3>American way of making tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, everybody, everybody whe had to have a cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>I first thought it was going to be the same person.

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<v Speaker 2>You just want to be hated.

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<v Speaker 3>You are doing this on purpose, exactly. There is no

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<v Speaker 3>way this is actually how you live your life.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a fetish and you're getting off on it.

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<v Speaker 3>You want the attention for whatever reason, and I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>I can't give you that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But instead of giving attention, we featured it on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. But if you wanted some attention on the

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<v Speaker 2>show just because, why not, why not share it with us?

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<v Speaker 2>We are at the Cood TV on social media and

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<v Speaker 2>that brings us nicely to our story of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>You are Pilly partnered. I am indeed, yes, with a

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful person called Adam. Yes, indeed, I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit person more personal now person sharing a

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<v Speaker 2>stick of Antie's stench, which is sexy time. There's been

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<v Speaker 2>a poll about when people have the most sexy time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>when would you think the great unwashed public most have

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<v Speaker 2>their quital interactions.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got it's got to be a Friday or a

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you have to pick one. You can't say either.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night. We're getting Christmas from the gallery tells you

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<v Speaker 2>more about more about their relationship than just about anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't celebrate Christmas. That's why. So a recent poll

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<v Speaker 2>has been given to the people intended of that during

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<v Speaker 2>the week. The later you get in the week, the

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<v Speaker 2>more rampant people get.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So Monday weekend, oh god, yeah, no, nothing on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing on a Monday, maybe a bit on a Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're on a Wednesday. Saturday is the day? Ah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so close thirty literally thirty four people. Thirty percent of

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<v Speaker 2>people say they prefer their sexy time on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I can get behind that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. Out of those thirty four people are massive eighty

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<v Speaker 2>percent of those people. So just before ten past ten

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<v Speaker 2>is the peak time.

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<v Speaker 3>Just that's so specific.

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<v Speaker 2>They drilled down further into the statistic and said it's

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<v Speaker 2>nine minutes past ten is the exact time. So most

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<v Speaker 2>people feel amorous at nine minutes past ten on a

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday evening.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, that's usually by the point that the red

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<v Speaker 3>wine has been sunk.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've got boring and so watch you watch on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>Well then you realize nothing after ten past ten, Yeah, realize.

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<v Speaker 2>You live alone and no one will shag you. But

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a fantastic statistic.

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<v Speaker 3>That is great.

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<v Speaker 4>That is what data researchers should be out there for.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>They shouldn't be doing anything if any more value than that.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the most valuable bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Warn in four households could say fifty pounds on the

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<v Speaker 2>electric bill by boor off, tell us when people.

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<v Speaker 4>Are when are people shagging?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? So, yeah, some people are saying it's the new

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<v Speaker 2>hottest number. So it's hotter than sixty nine because it's

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<v Speaker 2>ten o nine. I think that's pushing it. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that was pushing it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's stop trying to make ten o nine happen exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not going to happen now.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of all those people, right, it was mainly heterosexual couples. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I know for my own personal exhaustive research that

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<v Speaker 2>most game men have sex on a Thursday evening, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>or Friday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>No, definitely, not on a Saturday at ten past ten.

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<v Speaker 2>And because that's when all the gays are out clubbing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're just just leaving the house.

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<v Speaker 2>At that point, getting the Third Battle of Wininging come on.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Thursday evening.

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday evening. There's there been any research run into why

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<v Speaker 3>that is.

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<v Speaker 2>I have done a lot of research and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>because that's why I have grinder open to be fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there now on Telly on a Thursday? Is it

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<v Speaker 4>not worth watching?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because all of the streaming services tend to do

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday, don't They released.

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<v Speaker 4>Friday, released for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Thursday is the boring night where you've got

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<v Speaker 3>to find entertainment elsewhere, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then Friday night, Lord of the Rings comes out.

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<v Speaker 4>So you can't possibly be doing anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's a fest all on its own. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>all from the Bulls this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks Mike, And now I know when I should be

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<v Speaker 3>scheduling Saxon with my partner.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking at your watch quite exactly there, You're welcome, Zoey.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay right there after this short break Becauzo. He brings

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<v Speaker 2>up to date with the world of celebrity in showbiz.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back, and you're watching Chewing the Cud. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the part of the show where we look into the

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<v Speaker 2>sparkly side of the world of celebrity and media in

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember do you remember? Probably remember Coronation Street,

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<v Speaker 2>I think back to us the twenty first night of September.

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<v Speaker 4>Always an option.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember Coronation Street.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that show from long ago that's clearly not still

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<v Speaker 2>No, is it still on the TV?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll watched it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's still on the TV.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm sure it's got it's not got the

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<v Speaker 2>Literally got tens of viewers.

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<v Speaker 3>No more than that, that couldn't possibly. Yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 3>know who probably is still watching it?

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<v Speaker 2>Though? I was going to say the Queen, but she's dead.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's why the viewerships.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and Queen mom. Oh a really old reference. Enlighten me.

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<v Speaker 3>Elliott Page, I'm sure still watches it because it was

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<v Speaker 3>a show that he watched with his parents when he

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it was one of his mum's favorite shows.

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<v Speaker 3>And when watching it as a youngster, they said that

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<v Speaker 3>that was their first interaction with start with the trans

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's good because Hailey Cropper famously was the first

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<v Speaker 2>trans representation on British TV in a soap opera.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like it absolutely must.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the outcry when it happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember I remember watching the episode and being like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, this is really cool actually, because the

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<v Speaker 3>only time I'd ever seen anything on the TV that

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<v Speaker 3>was anything even remotely queer was Little Savage doing blankety

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<v Speaker 4>It was such niche stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So to see this just being played out in normal life,

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<v Speaker 3>as normal as Courriers, because that has got to be

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<v Speaker 3>the most active mental street in Manchester.

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<v Speaker 2>You mean you haven't seen a tram crash through somebody's.

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<v Speaker 3>Living room, do you know what? Not recently?

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<v Speaker 2>Recently?

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<v Speaker 4>Not recently?

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<v Speaker 3>No, certainly, like Christmas is never that exciting EastEnders.

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<v Speaker 4>Something is blowing up, something.

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<v Speaker 2>Is catching fire, someone dies or comes back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, somebody died ten years ago and miraculously wanders back

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<v Speaker 3>onto the street like nobody's business.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're like, no, I don't think that's how that worked.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's the reference to Ben getting shot and

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<v Speaker 2>what Yeah, got shot with a bunch of daffidils, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I've been shot with the worst Flowers. I'm revenge. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>revenging my death.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, we're absolutely not having that bither.

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<v Speaker 2>Way I go out now waits Elliott Page watched watching

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<v Speaker 2>it with his mom. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the fact that it's something that was very

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<v Speaker 3>much on in my household when I as a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>And to think where Elliott Page has gone on to be,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, ah, we were watching the same shows as kids.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a weirdly nice comforting thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Why have they got the fame of the fortune. I

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<v Speaker 2>watched Corey, I watched Hollyoaks I should be watching. I

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<v Speaker 2>was punished.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to sit through Hollyoaks.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Hollyoaks once. Yeah, I've got a clip

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<v Speaker 2>around their for my mother because they used to film

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<v Speaker 2>in Chester. And then I was caught in a Sayer's

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<v Speaker 2>Sausage role, which I think before Greg's on the Rose

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<v Speaker 2>and they filmed and.

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<v Speaker 4>In the background saws. Yeah. Amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've got a story here about oh my Apollo,

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<v Speaker 3>who is starring in a new and upcoming film called Queer,

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<v Speaker 3>and during apparently throughout this film, he has several steamy

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<v Speaker 3>sex scenes with Daniel Craig.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I need to go. Yeah, or we need to

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<v Speaker 2>watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it needs to be out an hour ago for

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<v Speaker 3>us to have watched it.

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<v Speaker 2>My goodness, Now are they both naked?

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<v Speaker 3>I hope so. I don't know who Omar Apollo is

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<v Speaker 3>that person there. I had no idea who this person

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<v Speaker 3>was before I looked into this store. Having now looked

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<v Speaker 3>into this story, I will be booking the day off

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<v Speaker 3>work the whole day Saturday, not quite from past ten.

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<v Speaker 2>It's two hours two hour film watching.

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<v Speaker 3>Also the last viewing of a right nice Saturday evening.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, don't have cour so quick? Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>the story is about?

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that Daniel Craig is playing a gay man

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<v Speaker 3>who is attempting to attract the affections of somebody who

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<v Speaker 3>believes themselves to be straightened. Throughout this movie discovers that

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<v Speaker 3>they are very much not straight. I didn't get any

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<v Speaker 3>further into the plot than that because I just was

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<v Speaker 3>really excited.

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<v Speaker 2>About distracted by pictures.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you fully got distracted by the pictures in the

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<v Speaker 3>article I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I also read upon this story and I got to

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<v Speaker 2>the Queer and a movie with Daniel Craig and O Martin.

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<v Speaker 2>Then sorry, of picture that's all I can remember.

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<v Speaker 3>So I believe that Omar is going to be one

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<v Speaker 3>of Craig's former lovers. Okay, so there will be lots

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<v Speaker 3>of flashback sex scenes, flashing other back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's usually the bit you're looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, don't do a lot of looking. What's your favorite film? Then?

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously after after Queer.

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<v Speaker 3>After Queer, not yet watched Soccer for mul Rouge. I

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<v Speaker 3>can put that on it anytime, happy and sad or otherwise. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a bit of a sad, sad film, A

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a sad film.

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<v Speaker 2>But prostitute dying before when she finds true love.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, but the songs are real fun A fun songs

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<v Speaker 3>are real fun and uplifting, well most of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what about you make what's your favorite movie?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have a slight problem because my favorite movie

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<v Speaker 2>I have ever watched was Cruel Intentions. Okay, okay, with

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah Michelle Geller, Sama Blair and Ryan Philip's bum.

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<v Speaker 3>Bum nothing else, nothing else perceived during that film.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't watch that film? Nope, there's there's a don't

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<v Speaker 2>get Me film Ryan the Leaps Bomb.

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<v Speaker 4>I see the appeal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and you know, knowing that that film came

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<v Speaker 2>out a year or two ago. Young teenage Mike very

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<v Speaker 2>enamored by that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can see why.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote it's based off a book about the Sameless Thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's in the seventeenth century France, so it's very

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<v Speaker 2>really period period. But they said, friend Felip's bumming it.

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<v Speaker 4>What else?

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<v Speaker 3>What else could it possibly need?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Final story I've got for us is Jojo Siwa. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>quite controversial. So at the point of looking this up,

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<v Speaker 3>the story changed completely. So there were rumors spouted by

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<v Speaker 3>Jojo Sewer herself, I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so not a rumor then, just publicist.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Jojo Sewer was spouting that.

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<v Speaker 2>She spouting, well that sounds exactly what you think of her.

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<v Speaker 3>That she was potentially going to be the next Eurovision

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<v Speaker 3>entrant for Poland.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's a weird one.

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<v Speaker 3>So apparently Jojo Sewer has Polish heritage, Okay, and that

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<v Speaker 3>therefore makes her potentially theoretically eligible to be Poland's entry

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<v Speaker 3>into Eurovision.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have anybody, So is this me.

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<v Speaker 4>Not understanding your vision? Thinking it's like the Olympics where

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<v Speaker 4>you've got to.

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<v Speaker 2>At least before her. Not understanding it and saying, this

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<v Speaker 2>is why I can do it. So we have friends

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<v Speaker 2>of the show. Then Smith who got through to the

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<v Speaker 2>finals for Sam And it's Scottish. Okay, yeah, it's no link.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not the Olympics. What's probably got that very wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because the way the way it sounded like she

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<v Speaker 3>was describing it in the TikTok that she made believe

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<v Speaker 3>it was a TikTok was that she has Polish heritage

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<v Speaker 3>and therefore she was in talks with Poland. Okay, Poland,

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<v Speaker 3>the country of whole of them in Poland on big

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<v Speaker 3>group chat that what's up chat is hellish, I imagine

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<v Speaker 3>to say that she was going to be their entrant

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<v Speaker 3>for Eurovision.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I checked up on this again last night and it'd

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<v Speaker 3>been updated to say that Poland, against the country of

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<v Speaker 3>in its entirety, had come out to say these talks

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<v Speaker 3>are not happening.

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<v Speaker 4>This is completely made up. Who is Jojo Sie? What

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<v Speaker 4>are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is Jojo Sie? What? I hope that happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's me and Bellis.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want the entire country of Poland to be

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<v Speaker 3>turning and going, who is Jojo Siwa?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that one from the dance mom thing. Yeah oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>so yeah, she's also wearing a very gay outfit because

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<v Speaker 2>she's of course family.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course she is one of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. Sadly we didn't get a receipt.

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<v Speaker 3>Is one of us, don't we?

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a claimer exactly. Question about Eurovision moments from you?

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<v Speaker 2>Favorite one?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it has to have been from the last one,

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<v Speaker 3>purely because it was incredibly unhinged and I had no

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<v Speaker 3>idea that it was coming at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Windows ninety five.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, they absolutely because absolutely not the thing I expected,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, to see a man prancing about the stage

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<v Speaker 3>with no trousers on, just barely covering his member absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>had me in fits. I think I missed every performance

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<v Speaker 3>after that because I just could not stop giggling at

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<v Speaker 3>the idea of this man running along and somebody with

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<v Speaker 3>a camera just placed right what a beautiful and busting

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<v Speaker 3>out of an egg at the beginning?

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<v Speaker 4>Too funny? Not too too funny? What was yours?

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<v Speaker 2>I think probably my favorite Eurovision moment was again from

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<v Speaker 2>last year, and that's when they were talking to some

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<v Speaker 2>of the crowd and the grinder went off and who

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<v Speaker 2>are you with? And we're here with my partner.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know what that noise is.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't watch any of the performances after that, going

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<v Speaker 2>let's fight this person, change my location of grinder, Let's

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Let's fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, of course I'm in Malmo.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you trying to get in his Malmo?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's all from the show Busines this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for that, Zoe always does to have a recollection

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<v Speaker 2>of a gentleman going off in public. But stick around

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<v Speaker 2>because coming up next we have a game to play

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<v Speaker 2>and get him of the week. Welcome back to chewing

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<v Speaker 2>the cud with me, Mike, Bernie Row. And then it's like,

436
00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:09.519
<v Speaker 2>now this is the part of the show where're going

437
00:22:09.519 --> 00:22:11.680
<v Speaker 2>to play a little game and a game called riddled,

438
00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:14.000
<v Speaker 2>and this one is for our newest member to be

439
00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:17.359
<v Speaker 2>the master of being riddled. So off your pop, okay,

440
00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:21.599
<v Speaker 2>day of the week.

441
00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:27.559
<v Speaker 3>In a game of riddles, we twist and we turn

442
00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:31.079
<v Speaker 3>with questions so tricky your brain will burn, but with

443
00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:34.079
<v Speaker 3>laughter and fun you solve the clues in this riddle game.

444
00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:37.240
<v Speaker 4>It's me versus you. Mike, you ready for your first one?

445
00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:40.559
<v Speaker 2>My brain will burn like my pea, or my brain

446
00:22:40.599 --> 00:22:41.160
<v Speaker 2>will just burn.

447
00:22:42.759 --> 00:22:44.640
<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you pease burning. I'm fairly sure there's

448
00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:45.720
<v Speaker 4>a there's a cream for that.

449
00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:50.440
<v Speaker 2>There's an I am on the antibiotics. It's fine, Yes, I'm.

450
00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:54.799
<v Speaker 3>Ready, amazing. I'm not a blanket yet. I cover the

451
00:22:54.839 --> 00:22:59.400
<v Speaker 3>ground a crystal from heaven. That doesn't make a sound.

452
00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:05.559
<v Speaker 3>What am I on the ground?

453
00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Blanket? Oh, Mike, cocaine?

454
00:23:13.759 --> 00:23:17.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, how much do you earn if you can

455
00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:18.680
<v Speaker 3>afford a blanket the ground?

456
00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:20.920
<v Speaker 2>With that? Oh? No, I was thinking more like Michael

457
00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:23.599
<v Speaker 2>Jackson won he had held the baby blanket out of

458
00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:27.440
<v Speaker 2>the bedroom window. He was quite clearly on something.

459
00:23:27.720 --> 00:23:30.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that would it's not the answer.

460
00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:30.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking for.

461
00:23:30.839 --> 00:23:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, what's the answer.

462
00:23:32.759 --> 00:23:34.640
<v Speaker 4>Then it's a snowflake.

463
00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I'd needed a name, gallery nickname for cocaine.

464
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Snow Yep, that's that's yes, that's what's this? He grasping

465
00:23:50.480 --> 00:23:54.400
<v Speaker 2>at straws. Okay, let's have the next one, then it

466
00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:54.960
<v Speaker 2>and do better.

467
00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:59.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold a

468
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:03.200
<v Speaker 3>tree on a hot day, worth more than gold. What

469
00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:04.759
<v Speaker 3>am I? Mike?

470
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:06.519
<v Speaker 2>Quite clearly about penises?

471
00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:14.759
<v Speaker 3>I mean, sure, how often is yours? Sweet and cold?

472
00:24:15.160 --> 00:24:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't think shame here you've.

473
00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:21.000
<v Speaker 3>Been dangling it out of windows again, No, in the fridge.

474
00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:24.480
<v Speaker 2>You find it in a petty flu It's your own problem,

475
00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:29.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, Mike.

476
00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:41.519
<v Speaker 3>Double buzzed, double bubble that before and correct.

477
00:24:43.359 --> 00:24:44.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm ready for the next one when you are.

478
00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:45.440
<v Speaker 4>This is a great one.

479
00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:48.839
<v Speaker 2>What has a head but no brain penises?

480
00:24:49.759 --> 00:24:55.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean I will accept that. Correct?

481
00:24:56.519 --> 00:24:58.880
<v Speaker 2>What what was it? Actually it was a lettuce?

482
00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:07.319
<v Speaker 3>So it's counterpart depending on what kind of relationship you're in, Mike.

483
00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:09.799
<v Speaker 2>Former Prime Minister Liz Truss.

484
00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:13.960
<v Speaker 4>Lasts longer. We know this to be true.

485
00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:16.000
<v Speaker 2>No braines.

486
00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:19.480
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't last as long as the letters either.

487
00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:24.519
<v Speaker 2>But she didn't kill the queen, just saying yeah she

488
00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:28.519
<v Speaker 2>did allegedly.

489
00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:31.359
<v Speaker 4>Why do cats make good warriors?

490
00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Why do cats make good warriors?

491
00:25:34.599 --> 00:25:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Hm?

492
00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Hmm, I think they did? They do?

493
00:25:41.759 --> 00:25:44.200
<v Speaker 4>They do according to this riddle?

494
00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, why do cats make good warriors?

495
00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:51.720
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I know puss is not your strong suit,

496
00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:53.680
<v Speaker 4>but not really.

497
00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:01.079
<v Speaker 3>Do you need a hint?

498
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I do need a hint. I'm really struggling with

499
00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:03.319
<v Speaker 2>that one.

500
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:10.920
<v Speaker 4>The number nine, Mike, because.

501
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:12.960
<v Speaker 2>If you send out sixty of them, there's a very

502
00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:15.160
<v Speaker 2>lot of very pussy.

503
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:18.960
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know, because they've got nine lives.

504
00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:22.240
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't mean they're good warriors. That just means that

505
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:24.400
<v Speaker 2>they're easier to keep going after the bin.

506
00:26:24.680 --> 00:26:25.720
<v Speaker 4>They've got longevity.

507
00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:27.759
<v Speaker 2>I guess they can be shit at it.

508
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:29.400
<v Speaker 4>They could be shit at it, but they could just

509
00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:30.079
<v Speaker 4>keep going.

510
00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.279
<v Speaker 2>It's like what they done that lays just shut himself

511
00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:34.039
<v Speaker 2>in the face while that's one of his lives gone.

512
00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:36.880
<v Speaker 2>What he done that always lit some pointson another one gun.

513
00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:41.279
<v Speaker 2>That's seven here exactly, And that's just assuming they started

514
00:26:41.319 --> 00:26:45.839
<v Speaker 2>with nine kicked or putting a bin. Let's move on to.

515
00:26:45.960 --> 00:26:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Who writes these things.

516
00:26:47.559 --> 00:26:52.039
<v Speaker 2>I know who writes them, and I'm always preted by them.

517
00:26:52.160 --> 00:27:00.119
<v Speaker 3>I have a neck, but no head is trust, I'm

518
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:01.359
<v Speaker 3>still willing to accept it.

519
00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:06.839
<v Speaker 4>I have two arms but no hands.

520
00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:12.839
<v Speaker 3>What am I? It's Liz Truss, but with two arms

521
00:27:12.880 --> 00:27:14.200
<v Speaker 3>and no hands.

522
00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:15.240
<v Speaker 2>It's Paralympian in it.

523
00:27:17.079 --> 00:27:17.759
<v Speaker 4>Very apt.

524
00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Right, a neck, no.

525
00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Head, two arms but no hands. Mike teapot, I mean

526
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:39.200
<v Speaker 3>multi armed teapot. You might be onto something there because.

527
00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:41.880
<v Speaker 2>If you're a bit shaky with one, you always put

528
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:43.519
<v Speaker 2>your finger under the spot, and it's hot under there.

529
00:27:43.680 --> 00:27:45.319
<v Speaker 2>It is hot if you have two and you can

530
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:46.599
<v Speaker 2>pour forwards.

531
00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:51.799
<v Speaker 3>Two handled teapot. It's not the answer I'm looking for.

532
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:54.559
<v Speaker 4>I'm afraid. Okay, it's a shirt.

533
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:07.279
<v Speaker 3>Neck but no head, two arms but no hands, like

534
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:08.799
<v Speaker 3>a very fetching red polo.

535
00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I had an issue on the way to work. The

536
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.480
<v Speaker 2>people who watch the show know I have a joke

537
00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:17.880
<v Speaker 2>called George, who is a sweetheart and also a dickhead. Right,

538
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:19.599
<v Speaker 2>and on the way to this shoe is say, he went,

539
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:21.599
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I like that shirt that you're going

540
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:23.720
<v Speaker 2>to wear to stay dad. Let's run it through the

541
00:28:23.799 --> 00:28:27.319
<v Speaker 2>mud outside, give it a run through the garden for

542
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.039
<v Speaker 2>the garden. Brought it in tail wagon. Look what I've

543
00:28:31.079 --> 00:28:33.200
<v Speaker 2>done for you. So I had to stop in at

544
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:35.200
<v Speaker 2>a clothing shop on the way here, and this was

545
00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:36.640
<v Speaker 2>the only thing they had in my size.

546
00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:42.200
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't green, very it's very royal, male.

547
00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:46.839
<v Speaker 2>Very red. It was the post office I stopped into.

548
00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:49.079
<v Speaker 2>There's a posty walking around going, why am I having

549
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:53.799
<v Speaker 2>to do this with me? Nips out. He must. Let's

550
00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:55.519
<v Speaker 2>move on before I start shaming.

551
00:28:55.240 --> 00:28:57.680
<v Speaker 4>Myself, Before you reveal another kink.

552
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh, no shaming, No, never any shame, no, never any shquestions.

553
00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:14.559
<v Speaker 3>What word contains twenty six letters but only has three syllables. Mike.

554
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:16.279
<v Speaker 2>I've got you with this one because you've been a

555
00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:17.480
<v Speaker 2>smart ass. It's alphabet.

556
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:19.920
<v Speaker 4>It is the alphabet. That's not even a.

557
00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:21.240
<v Speaker 3>Riddle, that's just a question.

558
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:25.960
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is, alphabet doesn't the alphabet does?

559
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:28.839
<v Speaker 3>It must be the alphabet correct.

560
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's not four syllables. Then the alphabet for this

561
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:38.559
<v Speaker 2>question shoots wrong again. We need to shoot the producer.

562
00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:41.680
<v Speaker 3>That's the only logical conclusion for it.

563
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:44.920
<v Speaker 2>We have to go from some old disappointment to murder

564
00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:48.440
<v Speaker 2>in one easy step. That's the way. The one was one.

565
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:54.160
<v Speaker 3>What comes down but never goes up? And if it does,

566
00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:55.079
<v Speaker 3>consult your doctor.

567
00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:00.440
<v Speaker 2>The price of electric.

568
00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:02.680
<v Speaker 4>It's always going up.

569
00:30:05.640 --> 00:30:10.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't know the rain, that's but the rain does

570
00:30:10.359 --> 00:30:10.680
<v Speaker 2>go up.

571
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:14.200
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't go up as rain does go up, but

572
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:14.839
<v Speaker 3>not as rain.

573
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Though the circle of life, it moves us.

574
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:19.440
<v Speaker 3>All the circle of water.

575
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:24.680
<v Speaker 4>GCS. He's coming in, real handy there.

576
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:28.599
<v Speaker 2>It brought you a little picture and everything.

577
00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:30.480
<v Speaker 3>A little picture with a little arrows.

578
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:33.559
<v Speaker 2>Let's get one more.

579
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:37.960
<v Speaker 3>What five letter word typed in all capital letters can

580
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:44.799
<v Speaker 3>be read the same upside down? Mike. That is a

581
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:55.319
<v Speaker 3>fairly universal word, Mike, also universal, Mike, He's an old

582
00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:58.319
<v Speaker 3>four letter word and fairly sure what five letter words?

583
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:08.319
<v Speaker 3>Letter words, Mike, five letter word typed in. All capital

584
00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:13.319
<v Speaker 3>letters can be read the same upside down as right

585
00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:13.759
<v Speaker 3>way up.

586
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Kayak, that's a palindrome.

587
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's farwards backwards. We're looking for upside down.

588
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:24.039
<v Speaker 2>No, no idea.

589
00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:26.599
<v Speaker 4>Uh, the answer is swims.

590
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:32.319
<v Speaker 3>Hyeah. Fascinating.

591
00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we've got anymore?

592
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:37.279
<v Speaker 3>Well?

593
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:37.920
<v Speaker 4>Do you want more?

594
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Then?

595
00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:40.680
<v Speaker 3>The more you take, the more you leave behind?

596
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:41.960
<v Speaker 4>What am I?

597
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:44.119
<v Speaker 3>Mike?

598
00:31:44.519 --> 00:31:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Dignity?

599
00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:48.880
<v Speaker 3>Acceptable?

600
00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>People take my dignity? The less I have behind, the

601
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:55.839
<v Speaker 2>more I take, the less I have behind.

602
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:58.319
<v Speaker 4>The more you take, the more you leave behind.

603
00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:01.599
<v Speaker 2>Why are you.

604
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:02.759
<v Speaker 4>Taking people's poop?

605
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:05.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's the answer.

606
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:06.599
<v Speaker 3>Footsteps.

607
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:10.039
<v Speaker 4>The more footsteps you take, the more tapes you leave.

608
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:13.519
<v Speaker 2>Behind, the more every movie you make, every word you break,

609
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:17.319
<v Speaker 2>every bond you break even I'll be watching you, and

610
00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:19.519
<v Speaker 2>that's why I have a police injunction. But stay around.

611
00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Coming up next after this short break, we're going to

612
00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:35.119
<v Speaker 2>ask Zoe some lovely little questions in Spotlight. Welcome back.

613
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>You're still watching Mike and Zoe and chewing the cud,

614
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:40.079
<v Speaker 2>And now we're going to ask all manner of things

615
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:51.039
<v Speaker 2>of personal situation in Spotlight with Zoe. But it needs

616
00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:57.039
<v Speaker 2>till Ley batteries, like lots of them. That's expensive. So yeah,

617
00:32:57.279 --> 00:32:59.720
<v Speaker 2>we're here to ask you some questions from the wonderful

618
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>at the Jar of Joy.

619
00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:05.519
<v Speaker 4>It is rather spangling, it's very it's very special.

620
00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:10.039
<v Speaker 2>I've got some sort of staying on the top delicious.

621
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:12.880
<v Speaker 2>But before we do, I just thought i'd asked you

622
00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:15.519
<v Speaker 2>get to know you a little bit better about you. Okay, okay,

623
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.640
<v Speaker 2>we have some general questions, just to understand what makes

624
00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:20.240
<v Speaker 2>you take because of course you've been on the show before.

625
00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:22.240
<v Speaker 2>I have because you came to talk about a D

626
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:26.720
<v Speaker 2>and D d D. So I have to say it

627
00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:34.759
<v Speaker 2>because it it repulses me and repulse everybody. Look, what's

628
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:38.880
<v Speaker 2>the reason why I'm single? This is it? So, yeah,

629
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:40.839
<v Speaker 2>you've been on the show before as a guest. I

630
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:42.720
<v Speaker 2>have talking about the Grim North.

631
00:33:42.519 --> 00:33:44.880
<v Speaker 4>Which is a d D thing, very exciting.

632
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Tell us something else about you though.

633
00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:53.960
<v Speaker 3>I've recently gotten into kroche, which is really riveting and exciting.

634
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I have an interesting fact about crochet. You do in France,

635
00:33:58.599 --> 00:33:59.480
<v Speaker 2>it's called hooking.

636
00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:01.039
<v Speaker 4>It's called hooking.

637
00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:06.839
<v Speaker 3>So so someone in France who crochet is maybe known

638
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:08.800
<v Speaker 3>as a hooker exactly how exciting.

639
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:11.280
<v Speaker 2>I only knew that because when I went to France,

640
00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:14.159
<v Speaker 2>I was young and the movie Hook came out, sure,

641
00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:15.880
<v Speaker 2>and it was Captain Crochet.

642
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:19.440
<v Speaker 3>It was not what it was.

643
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:26.639
<v Speaker 2>In France, Captain Hook. In France it is called Captain Crochet.

644
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, stand back, I'll make you a blanket.

645
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Like you're ready for a doily.

646
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:36.480
<v Speaker 3>You'd be amazed at the speed at which I can

647
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:37.400
<v Speaker 3>bang out coasters.

648
00:34:41.159 --> 00:34:50.679
<v Speaker 2>So croceet means hooking. Yeah, you're a hooker, okay, okay,

649
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:52.840
<v Speaker 2>So d n D crochet?

650
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:54.199
<v Speaker 4>I am secret?

651
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:58.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I am secretly an old lady like

652
00:34:56.920 --> 00:34:58.639
<v Speaker 3>I like well.

653
00:34:59.119 --> 00:34:59.960
<v Speaker 2>It's much like the.

654
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<v Speaker 4>I like my I like my board games, I like

655
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<v Speaker 4>my crochet.

656
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:06.760
<v Speaker 3>I have a cat at home and would gladly have

657
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<v Speaker 3>another six called She's called Gizelle, okay, which was not

658
00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:12.760
<v Speaker 3>the name I gave her.

659
00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:15.400
<v Speaker 4>That was the name that the Charla.

660
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Had given her when we adopted her. She wandered in,

661
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:22.400
<v Speaker 3>screaming her head off, requiring medical attention. Just wandered in

662
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:23.880
<v Speaker 3>off the street and was like, help me.

663
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:25.840
<v Speaker 2>So you've got a drug addict.

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<v Speaker 3>Cat, I need drugs, she wondered, and they were like, well,

665
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<v Speaker 3>we've decided you're called gazelle.

666
00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:35.559
<v Speaker 4>That's great.

667
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.679
<v Speaker 3>About a fortnight later I went and adopted her, and

668
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:43.599
<v Speaker 3>now roughly annually it's probably coming up for that time year. Actually,

669
00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:47.400
<v Speaker 3>she gives us some kind of health scare, which usually

670
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.719
<v Speaker 3>requires taking her to the vet where they go she's

671
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:53.000
<v Speaker 3>being dramatic. Have some painkillers for her. So she is,

672
00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:57.320
<v Speaker 3>she's a little drug addict. You fully predicted my story.

673
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay again, because mister's got a cat that he's stolen

674
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:02.440
<v Speaker 2>from his neighbors.

675
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:04.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not his cat, stolen cat.

676
00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that stolen cat. Okay, that's fine, of course. Let's

677
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:09.599
<v Speaker 2>get into some some questions from the jar of joy.

678
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:13.039
<v Speaker 4>Then what's the jar of joy I got for us?

679
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:16.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so these tend to be either or either or questions. Okay,

680
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:19.719
<v Speaker 2>would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons?

681
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:28.039
<v Speaker 2>See insightful deep questions journalism?

682
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:32.159
<v Speaker 4>Are two belly buttons double? The fluff double?

683
00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:34.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't get a lot of fluff in my existing one,

684
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.440
<v Speaker 3>so but the second one, mate.

685
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:38.800
<v Speaker 2>However, what you get you getting done?

686
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:40.599
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to get double to be fair.

687
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I've always thought that one nipple would be nice,

688
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:46.000
<v Speaker 2>but be lobsided walk in circles.

689
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Well, that would be the thing. It would it be

690
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:50.440
<v Speaker 3>one nipple bang in the middle or is it just

691
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:53.199
<v Speaker 3>like one on one boob, one on one boob. That

692
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.079
<v Speaker 3>would be odd You would be odd on lop sided,

693
00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:57.039
<v Speaker 3>whereas too, I think, would balance you out with the

694
00:36:57.079 --> 00:36:58.440
<v Speaker 3>existing amount of nipples.

695
00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:00.079
<v Speaker 4>You could then have a line belly.

696
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Buttons, but it doesn't say the belly button could be

697
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:03.519
<v Speaker 2>somewhere different.

698
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:05.199
<v Speaker 1>It could be one on the front, one on the

699
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.800
<v Speaker 1>back exactly, or one on the side, one on the side.

700
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Well, next question, what else they gat Would

701
00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:15.239
<v Speaker 2>you rather have a flying carpet or a car that

702
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:18.000
<v Speaker 2>can drive underwater? Oh?

703
00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Flying carpet or cars can drive underwater once? Maybe not

704
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:25.119
<v Speaker 1>very far they can.

705
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:27.679
<v Speaker 4>Now the thought of.

706
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:31.639
<v Speaker 3>What is in the ocean is absolutely terrifying to me.

707
00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Eighty five percent of the ocean is undiscovered. We don't

708
00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:36.840
<v Speaker 3>know what's in it. I ain't taken my car down there.

709
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:39.880
<v Speaker 3>I've got no desire to be under the water whatsoever,

710
00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:42.039
<v Speaker 3>especially not in a car. We all know what happened

711
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:45.440
<v Speaker 3>in Ocean Gate. It's bound to happen. Oh, it was

712
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:49.440
<v Speaker 3>the billionaires who got in a tiny, little capsule submarine.

713
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the one, and that was controlled with real Titanic.

714
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:54.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they went to see the Titanic.

715
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:58.599
<v Speaker 3>Controlled by the terrible wireless controller, which where they got

716
00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:02.480
<v Speaker 3>so far away and it connected and they all Sangkanic

717
00:38:02.559 --> 00:38:03.880
<v Speaker 3>was a tragedy because people died.

718
00:38:03.960 --> 00:38:06.800
<v Speaker 4>That is sad no matter what. But there's now more

719
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:07.760
<v Speaker 4>people can plan.

720
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:08.519
<v Speaker 3>For doing that.

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00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:10.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm sure there are more expected expeditions planned.

722
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I just now have this image of I've mentally drawn

723
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:18.400
<v Speaker 2>a graph of people that died in the Titanic nineteen

724
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:21.760
<v Speaker 2>twelve high quite a spike, not much, not much, not much.

725
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:25.639
<v Speaker 3>Twenty it was the last two two.

726
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we've also found out that you're on my wavelength.

727
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:35.440
<v Speaker 2>That's not good for you. Would you rather have everything

728
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:38.880
<v Speaker 2>you do live streamed for the world to see, right,

729
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:42.800
<v Speaker 2>or whatever you were thinking about appear in a bubble

730
00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:43.400
<v Speaker 2>above your head.

731
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:48.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I think the second one's much more entertaining. I'd

732
00:38:48.760 --> 00:38:52.440
<v Speaker 3>be arrested, Yeah, it probably wouldn't be for long. Yeah,

733
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.079
<v Speaker 3>I'd probably end up in a nice white jacket with

734
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:57.320
<v Speaker 3>really really long sleeves that go around the back. Oh.

735
00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:58.800
<v Speaker 2>No, I wouldn't end up with one of those. It's

736
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:03.719
<v Speaker 2>just people going, I can't, it's indecent. I didn't know

737
00:39:03.800 --> 00:39:11.639
<v Speaker 2>Chris Henworth could move that way from Oh okay, I'm

738
00:39:11.639 --> 00:39:13.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to ask you about celebrity crush crushes while

739
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:17.440
<v Speaker 2>you get your your hand out. So who's the celebrity?

740
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:21.519
<v Speaker 3>So I've kind of consistently had the piss taken out

741
00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:26.239
<v Speaker 3>of me for this, But my celebrity crush is Darren Brown,

742
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:28.760
<v Speaker 3>who is a gay man?

743
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Darren Brown, Darren Brown, costly, I'm thinking of the right

744
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:39.079
<v Speaker 2>person when you're saying Darren Brown, Am I thinking that.

745
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:40.679
<v Speaker 4>The magiciany psychic?

746
00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that one, Darren Brown.

747
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:46.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know that's a weird one.

748
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:50.840
<v Speaker 2>It's not if it's what what you go, Yes, that's

749
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:55.159
<v Speaker 2>perfectly fine. Not michaeup of tea. You should ask that

750
00:39:55.239 --> 00:39:55.840
<v Speaker 2>question before you.

751
00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:57.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to ask this question before I say something

752
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:01.159
<v Speaker 3>else more silly than that. Would I rather breathe ice

753
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:05.719
<v Speaker 3>or breathe fire? I feel like fire is going to

754
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:10.960
<v Speaker 3>be way more inconvenient. Like, imagine you've got the flu

755
00:40:11.239 --> 00:40:13.280
<v Speaker 3>or a cough or a cold or something like that.

756
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:17.480
<v Speaker 4>Warm you would be boiling all the time, and.

757
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.639
<v Speaker 3>You know you sneez in the middle of a supermarket.

758
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:24.239
<v Speaker 3>I imagine that's probably akin to how a breath weapon works.

759
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:25.960
<v Speaker 3>You sneeze in the middle of the supermarket. You're going to

760
00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:27.079
<v Speaker 3>put Asda under.

761
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Do I get to choose who's in front of.

762
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:36.400
<v Speaker 3>Me generally in life? Yeah, you can generally pick who's

763
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:37.639
<v Speaker 3>in front of you in life.

764
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:41.559
<v Speaker 2>Because there's one woman at Asda that she's always there,

765
00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:42.920
<v Speaker 2>and she's always in my way.

766
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:46.639
<v Speaker 3>It's just actually staff or is it just you go

767
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:48.320
<v Speaker 3>at the same time everywhere?

768
00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:50.440
<v Speaker 2>No matter when I go, she's always.

769
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:53.119
<v Speaker 3>I need to start running experiments on this. You need

770
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<v Speaker 3>to start going at obscene times in the day.

771
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I have been to Asda at three in the morning.

772
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.760
<v Speaker 2>That's when I got before Christmas. I got three morning

773
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:04.239
<v Speaker 2>where el there's a bed. She's there, She's always.

774
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:05.880
<v Speaker 4>Is she a real person?

775
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Way, She's one of these people that's put leaves a

776
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.719
<v Speaker 2>trolley in the middle at an angle and then goes

777
00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:16.199
<v Speaker 2>and then goes to the next Take it with.

778
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:18.840
<v Speaker 4>You, that's the point of the trolley. Take it with you.

779
00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:21.079
<v Speaker 2>Take it with you.

780
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:22.480
<v Speaker 4>Don't be a terrible person.

781
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, crazy lady.

782
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:30.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have a mortal enemy, and it's a random one.

783
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know the name of it.

784
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:31.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

785
00:41:34.039 --> 00:41:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

786
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:36.679
<v Speaker 3>I like fire for you, whereas I'm thinking, I I

787
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:38.840
<v Speaker 3>can chill drinks really easy, and that'd be a fun

788
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:39.360
<v Speaker 3>party trick.

789
00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:42.199
<v Speaker 2>It would, but only if you like to chill drinks.

790
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:45.679
<v Speaker 2>So it's only useful for like the hot months three

791
00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:48.760
<v Speaker 2>weeks in June, people come till a drink.

792
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:52.440
<v Speaker 3>But do you want to be really breathing fire in

793
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:57.440
<v Speaker 3>the winter months, potentially inside your house? The insurance claims

794
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:58.920
<v Speaker 3>are only going to pay out. The insurance companies are

795
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:01.079
<v Speaker 3>only going to pay out so many times before they

796
00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:02.800
<v Speaker 3>start saying, I think you're doing this on purpose.

797
00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:09.199
<v Speaker 2>Breathe fire on them as well, So I think you're

798
00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:10.039
<v Speaker 2>doing this on purpose.

799
00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Good for you and.

800
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:19.679
<v Speaker 2>A bad breath? Would you get though burning breath? Would

801
00:42:19.719 --> 00:42:23.320
<v Speaker 2>you rather be a clumsy ninja or a wizard with amnesia?

802
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:26.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh, wizard with amnesia.

803
00:42:26.280 --> 00:42:29.039
<v Speaker 3>I forget everything all the time anyway, So that's just

804
00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:32.639
<v Speaker 3>giving me magic powers in the way that I exist currently.

805
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.679
<v Speaker 2>But you'd forget you had magic powers.

806
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.760
<v Speaker 3>That's always going to be fun. Then figuring out I've

807
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:38.960
<v Speaker 3>got a minute not.

808
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:43.679
<v Speaker 2>Really well, that could go horribly horribly.

809
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:45.840
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I've turned my kettle into a frog.

810
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:49.159
<v Speaker 3>How have I done that. I'm just insane. I forgot

811
00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:52.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm magic. I just think I've lost my mind, Like.

812
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:54.039
<v Speaker 2>Why are all these frogs in the Houseide, don't I

813
00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:57.559
<v Speaker 2>don't know very specific changing these into a frog.

814
00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.239
<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's a very witchy wizard thing.

815
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.360
<v Speaker 4>Today. It's always I shall turn you into a toad

816
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:02.960
<v Speaker 4>or a frog.

817
00:43:03.800 --> 00:43:08.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, nice, Okay, Well, I think we've got to know

818
00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:10.400
<v Speaker 2>you very well so that the next time you come

819
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:15.480
<v Speaker 2>on it'll make more sense. Okay, yeah, so thanks for that.

820
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:17.840
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, you're very welcome. That's almost the end of the

821
00:43:17.880 --> 00:43:20.159
<v Speaker 3>show for now, but on screen you can see our

822
00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:23.280
<v Speaker 3>contact details. It's at the cud TV on your social media,

823
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:25.320
<v Speaker 3>and if you want to catch up with previous episodes,

824
00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:26.239
<v Speaker 3>you can always.

825
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:28.199
<v Speaker 4>Bringe a lot on YouTube. Look for Cheering the CUD.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for watching. I will see you sometime soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye.